Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

A thread on the Hello! Project board asked users for words where swapping just a single character completely changes the meaning — like 「しょうがない夢追い人」(“a dream-chaser who just can’t help it”) versus 「しょうもない夢追い人」(“a pathetic dream-chaser”). Most of the replies were puns built on actual Hello! Project song titles: entries like “The Inevitable Dream-Chasing Sake,” “I Just Wanted to Be Grilled Tonight,” and “End-of-Life Planning Sensation” kept rolling in, each one a knowing wink for anyone who recognized the original track.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread「Things Where Just One Character Completely Changes the Impression, Like ‘A Dream-Chaser Who Can’t Help It’ vs. ‘A Pathetic Dream-Chaser’」.

The Real Estate Economic Institute has reported that the average price of newly built condominiums in Tokyo’s 23 wards has roughly doubled year-over-year to ¥265.2 million, setting a new record high. On 5ch, many commenters initially misread this as a month-over-month doubling and reacted with shock, but the figure is actually a year-over-year comparison. Posters debated what’s driving the surge, with some concluding that “only the rich can afford to buy anymore.”

On the 20th, the Real Estate Economic Institute announced that the average price of newly built condominiums in Tokyo’s 23 wards for July was ¥265.2 million — roughly double the same month a year earlier — setting a new record high.

In the six central wards (Chiyoda, Chuo, Minato, Shinjuku, Bunkyo, and Shibuya), the average price more than doubled to ¥436.99 million.

Source: yomiuri.co.jp / Original article here

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (general live-commentary) board thread “[Sad News] Average Price of New Condos in Tokyo’s 23 Wards Doubles “Month-over-Month” WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW” (the W’s mimic laughter, like “lol”).

The dinner Juice=Juice’s Yua Kudo (nicknamed Tako-chan) shared on her blog — a simple bowl of microwaved udon made with white dashi and water, topped with a single egg — became a hot topic on 5ch. Alongside comments worried about her diet, like “Relieved she’s probably never had a boyfriend” and “I feel like cooking for herself would give her more stable, glowing skin,” plenty of positive reactions stood out too, such as “Never thought about it before, but I’m starting to like her more for this” and “I actually like that she’s kind of a clumsy, lazy-around-the-house type.” The thread lit up with recipe suggestions and personal anecdotes.

Tonight’s dinner was udon!

White dashi and water,

microwaved udon with a whole egg!

Source: ameblo.jp / Original post here

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Kudo Tako-chan’s Diet Is Basically That of a Single Middle-Aged Man wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

Hello! Project’s new member Yuina Sugiyama has become a hot topic on 5ch, with users weighing in on her current dance and singing ability. Since she’s a K-pop-school-trained dancer with real experience, her dancing gets high marks — but opinions are split on her singing, with some calling it “still developing” and others saying “her voice type might not be able to reach the top tier.” The discussion expanded into comparisons with existing members and how well junior members tend to be accepted by fans.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “I’m curious about Yuina Sugiyama — how’s her performance being rated so far?.”

A thread on 5ch shared a video of someone slowly test-cutting a paper carton with a Japanese sword (katana). While some viewers were struck by how the blade was worked in with small, repeated motions instead of one swift slash, others gave a cooler response — “anyone could do that,” “even a kitchen knife could manage it” — sparking debate over just how sharp the blade really was.

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Not what I expected

Source: video.twimg.com / original post here

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Video] A Katana Test-Cut Slicing a Paper Carton in One Stroke Is Insanely Impressive!!!!!!!!!!!“.

A thread has popped up on 5ch’s “Hello! Project” board about songwriter-composer Shō Hoshibe, who has written numerous Hello! Project songs for groups like Morning Musume。’23 and Angerme.

Harsh takes like “he always hits a passing grade but has no signature hit” and “he has no talent for lyrics” clashed with defenders saying “he’s genuinely talented” and “‘Taikibansei’ was a crucial song that opened the post-Tsunku era” — the debate even spiraled into comparing view counts between songs.

*This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “What do you think of ‘Shō Hoshibe’?“