Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Shingo Fujimori Claps Back After Partner Atsuhiko Nakata Teases Him About His Ex — 5ch: ‘Nakata’s Lost His Touch Too’

    Oriental Radio’s Shingo Fujimori appeared on Nobuyuki Sakuma’s radio show alongside his comedy partner Atsuhiko Nakata, where he found himself teased about his ex-girlfriend. Since it was the duo’s first joint appearance since Nakata’s return from Singapore, 5ch’s reaction focused less on the ex-girlfriend herself and more on Nakata’s “oblivious” behavior — with many commenters noting that Fujimori now seems to be the bigger star of the two.

    8/27 (Thu) 14:55

    Shingo Fujimori (43), of the comedy duo Oriental Radio, appeared alongside his partner Atsuhiko Nakata (43) on Nippon Broadcasting’s late-night show “Nobuyuki Sakuma’s All Night Nippon 0 (ZERO)” (airing Wednesday late nights at 3:00), which aired in the early hours of the 26th. During the broadcast, he was teased about his ex-girlfriend.

    It was the duo’s first joint appearance since Nakata returned from Singapore. The appearance reportedly came about after Fujimori appeared alongside TV producer and radio personality Nobuyuki Sakuma on TV Asahi’s “MEGUMI Mama no Iru Bar” this past March, where he consulted with Sakuma about his future plans.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    Re: #1
    Nakata's lost his touch too
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:21
    Re: #6
    He went on about breaking away from old media and ditched Fujimori to get off TV, and now he's suddenly saying he wants back on TV. He trashed radio and denied all of Fujimori's work, and yet now he wants to do radio too, going on about wanting to appear on TV together with Fujimori as "memories of the two of them" — no wonder Fujimori snapped at him.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:18
    Re: #6
    He's always been like that. Same as Hikari Ota — he never had friends growing up, so this is just how he relates to people. No experience with real success or failure, so he can't tell what's okay to say versus not, or what's actually funny versus not.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    No way you could ever marry someone's ex when you actually know the guy lol
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:18
    Wild that they can even work together at this point — the guy ditched his partner and skipped the country.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:19
    Does this guy want to repeat that on-air trainwreck where he tried to one-up everyone with his Evangelion trivia, coming back now with that smug 'I'm back' face?
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:20
    Kind of want her to play up the 'ex-girlfriend' angle everywhere and drag the married couple's name through the mud.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    This kind of oblivious behavior is probably exactly what she couldn't stand about him.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    This is just standard comedian teasing.
    Complaining about "tact" over this is kind of missing the point…
    then again, that's exactly what 5ch is for.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    JOY once revealed that Nakata used to date a girl JOY had introduced him to.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:24
    That's just not something a decent person does.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:24
    lol it's actually Sakuma doing the teasing here, not Nakata
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:27
    Making an enemy of Kame(nashi, of KAT-TUN)? Guess he's out of touch with Japan after being away.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:27
    Hard to believe this is the same guy who talked down about "that whole scene" — zero class.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:30
    Unlike King Kong (comedy duo), the power balance has actually flipped here — Fujimori's above Nakata now.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:30
    Saw this on 5ch a while back — apparently several KAT-TUN members were in the guest seats at Akanishi's live show, but Kamenashi wasn't there and Fujimori was? Is that actually true, or just a joke?
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:33
    This is just standard when you date a comedian — you'll only end up as material for jokes.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:34
    Don't really care about Sakuma, but Nakata's the type who goes dead serious the moment it's done to him, so this doesn't sit right. Guess he really should've just stuck to being a comedian — his current shtick looks painfully forced.
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Nakata's teasing style is Showa-era levels of old-fashioned…
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Nakata's kind of cringe, honestly
    he's just spinning his wheels.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    Never thought Fujimori would end up outranking him…
    With Audrey it was Wakabayashi who came out on top, with Nankai Candies it's Yamasato — guess I've had no eye for talent since the days of Beat Takeshi and Shinsuke Shimada.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:41
    Someone should just clap back with 'Shut up, you're the guy who skipped the country to dodge taxes and came scurrying home the second the yen got weak.'
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:44
    Does Nakata have something on Fujimori that he can't cut him loose?
    He should drop him sooner rather than later.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    Re: #39
    Maybe he's just got enough breathing room that he can afford to help him out.
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:08
    Re: #39
    I think Fujimori's just a genuinely nice guy
    not really the type to get angry.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:46
    Oriental Radio dropped off the map once, yet they've still got a seat at the table.
    Funny thing is, they're just as entertaining as ever…
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:48
    Is there some kind of "handover" involved?
    Like tips on "it's better to lick the chestnut nice and slow"? (crude innuendo — "kuri," chestnut, is slang wordplay)
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    It's not like he got blacklisted or anything
    he just chose to step back from TV himself, so if there's demand, they'll use him.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Nakata's just so lacking in cooperation that it makes Fujimori's social skills stand out even more.
    Apparently when they first met, Nakata thought "Fujimori's too good-looking, I have to protect him" — but it's actually the opposite; sounds like Fujimori's been the one covering for Nakata from the very start.
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Always thought Fujimori and Minami Tanaka made a good match, but there was a rumor her parents were dead set against it.
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:13
    I wonder if Sakuma still makes his daughter's lunch box.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:17
    Re: #64
    He's used being devoted to his wife and daughter as a shield, but it feels like he's due for a slip-up soon.
    There were some close calls with Aoki Macho and Kei Fubuki too.
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:20
    Actually listened to the radio show — Nakata was so oblivious and his talk skills were so lacking that he just bombed over and over, coming off as a genuinely unpleasant guy.
    Fujimori, by contrast, was clearly seasoned and handled it well.
    If this keeps up, Nakata's negative vibes are going to drag him down — Fujimori should just go solo.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:33
    Re: #72
    It's less that he can't read the room and more that his sense for variety shows has seriously dulled.
    He couldn't even pull off the basics he used to manage
    like, he was so eager to land a joke that he kept pushing to talk over everyone, all scrambled and clumsy, like a first-year rookie comedian.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Shingo Fujimori on being teased by his partner about his ex: ‘She’s already married, you know’ / ‘You didn’t need to bring that up.’”

  • IGN: Xbox’s Disc-to-Digital Transition Beats PlayStation’s, Says Report

    IGN has reported that Xbox’s approach to transitioning from physical to digital games is superior to PlayStation’s. The report details plans to let owners digitize their disc-based games so they can be played on PC, handhelds, and next-generation hardware.

    On 5ch, some praised Microsoft’s emphasis on backward compatibility, while the discussion expanded to touch on the Sony acquisition lawsuit and advertising contract disputes.

    Xbox is handling the shift from physical to digital far better than PlayStation.

    A little respect for users goes a long way toward building real trust.

    Xbox has announced plans to let players digitize the packaged games they already own, making them playable across a range of devices — PC, handheld gaming devices, and even (likely) the next-generation PC/console hybrid “Project Helix.”

    Source: jp.ign.com / Original article here

    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:55
    Impressive that MS has been printing serial numbers on discs for 14 years already

    Sounds like Shitty Sony (クソニー, a common insulting nickname for Sony) never did that at all
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:11
    Re: #11
    I'd guess it's because we're in the Blu-ray era now — can't the company that made the Blu-ray standard do something like this too?
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:05
    This makes me respect IGN again

    I was sure it'd be another acrobatic defense of PlayStation
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:22
    Re: #16
    That's just a fancy way of saying 'Sony can't afford the ad budget'
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:15
    Sony's been doing something similar with the UMD Passport program
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    Re: #21
    The UMD Passport wasn't a license transfer though — it just let you buy digital versions of supported titles at a discount. Similar, but not really the same thing
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:29
    Setting Western games aside, for Japanese games these days nobody puts out a physical version even when it's multiplatform with Xbox
    Retailers stopped carrying Xbox software, so there's no point releasing discs anyway
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:30
    Re: #31
    Well this gen, even if they did release it, it'd be XSX-exclusive anyway
    They're not gonna bother unless it's something big
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:33
    Re: #31
    It's not a Japan-only service, you know
    Funny how you people always go on about 'the whole world' until it's convenient to make it just about Japan
    Also, it's not that retailers stopped carrying it — it's a Sony block
    Part of a lawsuit settlement contract that excludes Xbox from advertising
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:32
    Even Sony's decision to drop discs was made after considering the industry-wide shift away from physical media
    Ignoring that and just condemning them for it is pretty gross
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:35
    Re: #37
    What are you even talking about — getting criticized isn't the same as being 'condemned'
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:43
    There's still the thin cardboard 'paper package' version, no?
    Though it probably won't sell
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:52
    Re: #48
    Counter-move: let people buy and sell those paper packages too (valid for 170 days)
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:44
    Doing all this and it still doesn't sell
    Just how hated are MS and Xbox around the world
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:45
    The difference between MS, which has traditionally valued backward compatibility, and Sony, which just throws everything away when it doesn't work out
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:57
    Re: #50
    Isn't it just that those things have no value, hence the crushing defeat?
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:53
    Re: #51
    That wheelchair basketball game (a specific title) was hyped up like a god before release
    Didn't even crack the weekly top 30, confirmed under 1,800 copies sold
    And yet something like that was sitting at around #6 on the eShop — wild
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:57
    Re: #53
    Impressive that they can even put out experimental stuff like that
    Building up tech know-how and reusing it is exactly the kind of strength a software maker should have
    Total opposite of the idiots who go around crushing developers
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:59
    Sony was working hard to block Xbox from selling well, you know, lol
    Don't run away from the Activision Blizzard acquisition trial documents, lol
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:00
    Re: #59
    That massive acquisition itself was clearly aimed at obstruction
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:01
    Re: #60
    LOL, imagine dying because parity clauses got in your way
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:04
    Re: #60
    What obstruction???
    What's obstructive about Activision Blizzard being acquired? Are you okay in the head, lol
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:06
    Re: #67
    They were trying to sign a deal to cut COD multiplatform after 10 years, remember?
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:17
    Re: #68
    'Trying to'?
    It's a 10-year contract. Get real.
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:14
    Suddenly went quiet, lol
    You should really check your facts before making bold claims
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:21
    Even if that's true, I still don't want an Xbox
    If I'm buying an Xbox, I'd just buy a PC instead
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:49
    Re: #78
    But that Xbox is turning into a PC, lol
    It's absorbing both Steam and Epic, lol lol
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:42
    People overseas seem pretty hyped about this announcement
    Feels like players are moving from PS to Xbox
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:43
    Re: #84
    Looking forward to the August worldwide hardware sales figures
    89AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:50
    Re: #84
    Though July's sales came right after the disc-discontinuation announcement
    95AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:54
    Re: #93
    You can't just ignore how much of a real-world impact those things actually had
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:56
    Re: #95
    What impact?
    PlayStation pulling out of discs?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “IGN: ‘Xbox is handling the shift from physical to digital far better than PlayStation’.”

  • Honami Suzuki Raves About Jamiroquai — 5ch Says ‘One-Hit Wonder’

    Actress Honami Suzuki (60) revealed on a radio show that she was blown away by a commercial she stumbled across on social media that looked just like an old Jamiroquai music video, and said she’s been revisiting the band’s music ever since. The remark sparked discussion on 5ch, where longtime fans weighed in with deep-cut opinions — from how the sound changed after the bassist’s departure to a full-on debate over whether Jamiroquai was really just a one-hit wonder.

    8/27 (Thu) 14:28

    Actress Honami Suzuki (60) appeared as a guest on TOKYO FM’s “Blue Ocean” (weekdays 9:00 AM) on the 27th. During the show, she shared which artist she’s currently obsessed with for being “so cool.”

    When asked to pick a song to play on air, Suzuki said, “Lately I’ve been revisiting this song too, kind of by chance — it’s a bit nostalgic. I happened to see a video on social media of a commercial made to look exactly like an old Jamiroquai music video? I don’t think it airs in Japan. It’s a liquor ad, but it was just so cool,” referencing the popular British artist.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:20
    Jamiroquai was way cooler than L'Arc-en-Ciel.
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    Is Jamiroquai's weird bug-like dancing an actual genre or something?
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:22
    He's looked like an old man since way back.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:24
    Scatman John was good too.
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:57
    Re: #7
    My email address is still a Scatman John pun to this day.
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:24
    Shocked at how old he's gotten.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:25
    Jamiroquai (Jay Kay), 56
    Honami Suzuki, 60
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:25
    Jay Kay put on weight for a while but he's slimmed back down lately.
    He's turning into a cool older guy.
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:26
    Jamiroquai is the band's name, you know.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:28
    Re: #14
    Oh, so it's like TM Revolution then.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:32
    Re: #14
    It's called a band, but it's basically a solo project.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:29
    Classic case of listening to Western music without speaking English 🎠🦌 — so relatable
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:35
    Re: #21
    She's actually been studying English for ages — her daughter goes to an international school where all the paperwork and communication is in English, and she's the kind of unusual person who's kept taking the university entrance exam's English section for decades.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:33
    Well, people stay obsessed for life with whatever they got into as teenagers.

    …or so I thought, but wasn't Suzuki already an adult by the time Jamiroquai got big?
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:45
    Re: #28
    She saw Frankie Goes to Hollywood's 'Relax' on Best Hit USA back in junior high, and her taste in music has kept being shaped by that ever since.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:40
    That's talking about JK (Jay Kay), right?
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:51
    Re: #36
    Yeah, that's right.
    Jay Kay's the same age as me.
    Of course I've followed him in real time since the first album,
    and I just bought the reissued 2LP×3 set that came out recently.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:45
    He's the type of artist where you go 'he's a one-hit wonder, but what about his other songs?' → '…' (dead silence).
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:47
    Re: #41
    Nah, he's not a one-hit wonder.
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:47
    Re: #45
    Sorry, but I only know 'Virtual (something)'.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:58
    Re: #48
    Re: #49
    That's because it was a Walkman commercial back when Walkman still had a lot of momentum.
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:48
    Sure, 'Virtual Insanity' might've been the big hit, but he's had other successful songs too.
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:00
    I love the 'Cosmic Girl' music video.
    The purple Lamborghini Diablo is just so cool.
    73AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:01
    Re: #72
    That is pretty cool, isn't it.
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:08
    It's really all about Stuart Zender's bass, like on 'Space Cowboy'.
    Once Zender left, the band got boring.

    …at least that's what I thought for years, but I recently found out that on the album version of 'Space Cowboy', Zender's playing was actually replaced and isn't even used.
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:12
    Re: #91
    The version most people hear in the music video is the Zender one.
    Even on the Japan release, that's the upbeat bonus-track version — separate from the longer, moodier album cut.
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:12
    Re: #91
    The fact that JK wasn't satisfied with Zender's bass line and had it replaced really shows his taste — it's still a classic you can listen to today.
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:10
    Their first big hit was all about the global environmental crisis, but a few years later there he was cruising around in a Ferrari in the music video — all I could do was cringe-laugh.
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:12
    Re: #97
    My favorite is 'Revolution 1993' lol
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:14
    Re: #97
    Outside of the music, he's basically like Kazushige Nagashima (the flamboyant son of a legendary Japanese baseball star, known for his eccentric antics).
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:13
    Re: #101
    Well, I bought the album.
    116AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:18
    Re: #104
    The Japanese release includes the Zender version as a bonus track.
    107AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:15
    People tend to think t.A.T.u. was a one-hit wonder, but they actually had multiple hit songs, so they're not.
    And honestly, their other songs are so good you go 'yeah, of course this sold' — it's kind of surprising.

    But I do think Jamiroquai was a one-hit wonder.
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 16:16
    Re: #107
    Jamiroquai has a lot of good songs too, though.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Honami Suzuki: Jamiroquai ‘is still cool even as a middle-aged man’ — ‘I’ve been listening to their songs again’.”

  • Mixed Reactions to New Service Letting You Play PC Games Free on Your Phone — “Fighting Games? Forget It, Too Laggy,” Say Critics

    A new service that lets users play PC games for free straight from a smartphone browser has appeared, sparking discussion on 5ch’s gaming board. While word is that the service supports 33 titles and appears to use a one-time purchase model rather than a subscription, skeptics piled on, noting that genres requiring tight input precision — like fighting games — are especially vulnerable to network lag, and questioning whether anyone would want to play for long stretches on a small screen.

    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:58



    Amazing
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 15:02
    Re: #3
    You wouldn't call a limited-time free trial "free to play"…
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    All depends on the monthly price
    If it's ¥300 or under, it's got a shot
    Any more than that and it's a no-go
     
    Game subscriptions just don't catch on in Japan
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    Re: #9
    Sounds like it's a one-time purchase, not a subscription
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:09
    33 titles lol

    Come back and tell me once you've bumped that up about 1000x
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Re: #14
    That's more titles than the PlayStation has lmaooooo
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:09
    Nintendo fanboys ("buta") have started picking fights with PC gamers too now, calling them "PC cockroaches" (pasogoki, a slur combining "PC" with the insult usually aimed at Sony fans)
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #15
    Lol, got played by an obvious troll
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    PC gaming's whole identity is built around the keyboard-and-mouse interface, so how's that supposed to work on a phone…

    It might scratch the itch for a quick session on the go, but would you really want to keep playing on a tiny phone screen once you're back home…?
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Re: #21
    People mocked it the same way, but video content has already adapted itself to the small phone screen
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Honestly, nobody buys a gaming PC these days except Sony haters
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Re: #26
    Well, besides the Sony haters, nobody even owns a PS5 either lol
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    PC gamers be like: "Optimization this! Crashes that!"
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #28
    Once "Toukon" got cracked, the pirate version ran smoother than the devs' own broken official release lol
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Wait, are you telling me you're gonna practice Rashid's air combos on this??
    hahaha you Japanese are nuts! (mimicking a foreigner's broken "Nipponjin" accent)
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    Re: #33
    I wonder which is harder — practicing Rashid's air combos on this, or on the "Lag Station" (a dig at the PlayStation's input delay)
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Subscriptions just don't suit most games to begin with
    You don't burn through games in volume the way you do movies
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    Re: #36
    Those links only give you a couple frames of leeway, so a phone where you can't even tell exactly when your input registered is nothing but hell
    Pretty sure Rashid's non-Rush judo throws only have a 1-frame window too, so it'd be basically unplayable
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:26
    Re: #42
    Funny how you carefully avoid mentioning the "Lag Station"! Full marks for that
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    Re: #1
    Is this for people whose religion won't let them use Game Pass?
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #44
    Only Xbox fanboys ("hako-goki") even bother with Game Pass anyway
    Can't play a single Nintendo game on it
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Tried it myself — since it's cloud-based the lag is brutal, no way action games are playable on this
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    Re: #46
    By the way, have you tried it on Game Pass?
    Cloud gaming lives and dies by your connection, so if Game Pass has the same problem for you, maybe it's your internet that needs a look
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Re: #48
    As a fighting game player, a PS5 that restricts your input devices AND still has input lag isn't even on my radar
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #51
    Full marks, but shouldn't you have said that from the start?
    Don't pull that third-rate-writer move of only trashing one side
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Plenty of PC games already have tiny fonts as it is, and barely any of them are even playable on a phone
    Even if you can bump the font size up, you can't make it big enough to actually read on a phone screen
    And you can't install font-size mods on a cloud service either
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:43
    Re: #52
    Same thing I noticed with the Switch — plenty of publishers just don't bother optimizing for handheld mode
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    I don't want to play games on my phone, period
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:59
    Re: #56
    Agreed
    Can't say I want to game on a tiny phone screen
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    If it runs on a phone it'll probably run on a tablet too
    Hook up a controller to that and you've got the ultimate setup
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:57
    Re: #68
    This runs in the browser, so it's device-independent
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:07
    "Playable" probably just means lightweight games
    No way something as demanding as Monster Hunter Wilds runs properly through a browser
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:19
    Re: #75
    Huh, turns out "Nintendo fanboys" (buta) can post about something other than trashing Switch and Nintendo after all

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “[Great News] PCs Are Now Officially Obsolete — A Revolution Lets You Play PC Games Free on Your Phone.”

  • Kioxia Issues ‘Regarding Certain Media Reports’ Statement Following Iwate New Plant Leak

    On August 27, 2026, Kioxia Holdings published a document titled “Regarding Certain Media Reports.” The statement appears to be a response to an earlier Nikkei report about construction of a new plant in Iwate Prefecture (with investment topping ¥1 trillion). On 5ch, commenters noted this fits the familiar “template” pattern where reports leak ahead of official announcements and still turn out accurate, worried about disciplinary action against the employee behind the leak, and reacted to the stock price surging after the announcement.

    Regarding Certain Media Reports | Kioxia Holdings Corporation

    August 27, 2026

    Kioxia Holdings Corporation

    Source: kioxia-holdings.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:00
    The classic template for when a report leaks before the official announcement
    105AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    Re: #6
    Waiting to see how they punish the employee who leaked it
    131AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #6
    Such a textbook pattern you wouldn't even need to ask ChatGPT ("Chappy" is 5ch slang for ChatGPT)
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Re: #1
    Kioxia to build new memory manufacturing building in Iwate Prefecture — investment tops ¥1 trillion [119158863]
    https://greta.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/poverty/1787783518/
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:13
    Re: #8
    Wondered who started this — turns out the source article's paywalled

    Guessing an employee let it slip
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:02
    So, which stock should I buy?
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    Re: #11
    The power company, or whichever "Heavy Industries" makes the gas turbines for power generation
    93AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    Re: #11
    If you want a stable life,
    just buy variable-rate 10-year Japanese government savings bonds.
    Behind every smug flex post on social media there's a pile of people who got wiped out — and somewhere out there, a train is stopped again today (a dark dig at stock-loss suicides that delay trains)
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Nikkei spreading fake news again?
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:05
    Re: #14
    When a company says "this wasn't announced by us," it's almost always confirming the leak was accurate
    127AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Re: #14
    Get some media literacy
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    Kioxia's going to lose the competition and go under, isn't it —
    Chinese companies are on the rise
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #22
    Kind of telling when one of your biggest shareholders is a rival company
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    They're basically saying "we're running a cartel here, quit reporting unnecessary stuff"
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Interest rates are high on things like this, so they shouldn't build it with debt. Do a public share offering — at least ¥5 trillion, maybe max it out around ¥25 trillion.

    Everyone would be thrilled, lolololol
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Ha, a manipulated speculator stock (仕手株) huh
    LMAO, LMAO…
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Re: #18
    Nikkei reports it → company says "not an official announcement" → officially announced later.
    Seen this exact pattern so many times lol
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Building factories left and right is fine, but not on debt

    Fund the whole thing through share offerings

    Kioxia at ¥50,000 a share isn't a sane valuation to begin with, so it'd be way better to raise something like ¥25 trillion via public offering and sit on a pile of cash that lets them do anything.

    Heck, they could even use that cash to go make acquisitions
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    Re: #57
    What kind of setup do you post from that fills your text with so many random half-width spaces?
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    They still have the technological edge, so all that's left is ramping up production capacity.
    Playing defense as a NAND-only specialist is just a slow bleed.
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #91
    Are they going to make DRAM at the new plant?
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Hahahaha… not one person replying here actually knows anything about semiconductor capex or stock trends (lol)
    Social media really is where all the idiots gather (man, my stomach hurts from laughing)
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    Re: #97
    Haven't got a clue. I just gotta swarm in behind the rich guys like a locust (イナゴ = 5ch slang for retail investors piling onto a hot trade), right?
    98AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Re: #94
    Not an expert, but I'm sure they're working hard on R&D right now
    140AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:51
    Re: #98
    Sounds like they're about to repeat the same mistake Intel made
    115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    Nikkei runs a speculative scoop
    → company denies it
    → turns out exactly like the Nikkei article said

    Happens all the time
    126AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #115
    The Mitsubishi Heavy Industries–Hitachi merger story was just a baseless scoop though
    129AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Even if they start building the new building now, memory demand might have cooled off by the time it's finished
    132AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #129
    That's exactly the kind of risk that makes share offerings unpopular in general
    146AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Until this became big news I always thought it was pronounced "Kikuoshia"
    149AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    Re: #146
    I remembered it with "記憶しや!" ("memorize it!" — a pun on the name Kioxia) (´・ω・`)
    158AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:16
    Kioxia's memory cards were great —
    no lag saving photos,
    and cheap on top of it. Good purchase.
    159AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:18
    Re: #158
    Who's even talking about generic consumer memory cards here
    169AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:54

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Regarding Certain Media Reports — Kioxia.”

  • Tetsuya Nomura: “The Kingdom Hearts Series Has So Many Characters and Such a Complex Story That Explaining the Scenario Is Really Tough”

    Tetsuya Nomura, director of “Kingdom Hearts IV,” revealed in a Famitsu interview that because the series has so many characters and such a complicated story, even the staff on the recording floor sometimes disagree on how to interpret the lore. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, the comment set off a wave of criticism over the series leaning on mobile spin-off (“χ”) tie-ins and piling up lore so dense that following the numbered titles alone isn’t enough to understand it — though some threads also lit up with jokes parodying the infamous “l’Cie from fal’Cie get Purged from Cocoon” line (a nod to Final Fantasy XIII’s notoriously baffling opening exposition).

    —Also, in the footage there are lines suggesting Sora belongs to the Dandelions (*), a young Xehanort shows up in a black coat that looks like Xigbar’s, and so on — to borrow the King’s own line, there’s a lot packed in there (laughs).

    So what are the Dandelions in this game? Is Sora trying to get back to his original world as one of them?

    Master Ava organized them with the goal of sending people out into the outside world like dandelion fluff on the wind, to carry the future forward.

    Source: famitsu.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:22
    Looking forward to it, but I don't even play mobile games.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:22
    That's probably a story Switch fanboys (derogatory slang: "Nishi-kun") could never wrap their heads around.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:24
    Re: #3
    Even the staff who've worked on the scenario for every single game in the series don't understand it lol
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:26
    Re: #3
    Forget console wars — if anyone outside the staff has the whole lore memorized, that's a genuinely respectable level of dedication.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Re: #3
    It's just "l'Cie from fal'Cie get Purged from Cocoon," right?

    Gets you pumped, doesn't it?
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:23
    As usual, they keep tying the story and characters directly into the mobile spin-offs, basically assuming you've played them.
    That's exactly what makes it so hard to get into.



    Nomura: "Kingdom Hearts IV" is, in a sense, a continuation of the "χ series" (*a line of titles centered on mobile phones, each with a "χ" [read "key" or "cross"] in the title). If you played the mobile version all the way through, you'll probably recognize both Vali and Sigurd, but don't worry — even if you haven't, the game shows you who they are.
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #4
    Wait, isn't that mobile game's service already shut down? The barrier to entry is way too high.
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:24
    —I see. (What is this guy even talking about?)
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    Re: #6
    Same here —
    I was cracking up thinking "you don't actually get it either, do you?" lol
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:24
    Basically it's like Mito Kōmon (a classic samurai drama where the hero travels around beating up bad guys for a happy ending every episode) — you visit different worlds, beat the bad guy, happy ending.
    It's Nomura's own original characters that drag it down.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:26
    Re: #1
    >> "If you're only following the numbered entries, this'll be news to you" —
    the lore's already broken beyond repair right there.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:27
    "Who cares, just put the Disney characters front and center."
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:27
    The reason KH's lore is such a hodgepodge is on "D," who's been there since the very beginning.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:28
    Just reboot the whole thing already —
    we don't need any more black-coat guys (Organization XIII types).
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:29
    This could've been kept really simple, but the FF team turned it into this bizarre, convoluted mess.
    They still haven't recovered from that late-'90s "Evangelion sickness" (the trend of piling on cryptic, over-explained lore inspired by Neon Genesis Evangelion).
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:31
    —Many of the works you direct have quite complex lore. How do you pull it all together and get it across to the production staff?

    I don't think even the staff fully understand it. During recording sessions, when someone other than me explains the setting or characters to the voice actors,
    they'll check with me like, "This is right, isn't it?" and I'll say "Nope, wrong" — that kind of exchange happens (laughs).
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:45
    Re: #14
    It's impressive he can say this stuff publicly.
    Normally you'd be embarrassed that you can't write something people can actually understand.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:32
    The footnote is hilariously long, and even the footnote itself is packed with stuff you could question. Lol.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:32
    It's turned into a series where paying off the foreshadowing is as brutal as Super Robot Wars OG (a crossover series notorious for its dense, hard-to-follow continuity).
    Though since new entries keep coming, this might still be a bit more manageable than that.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:32
    I bet most people think the story wrapped up with the first game.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:36
    That's the side effect of milking spin-offs nonstop.
    Take a page from Yakuza's book.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:36
    Why didn't they just go the Zelda route — "a reincarnated Sora has a new adventure in a different parallel world every time"? It's honestly impressive, in a bad way, that a Disney-collab game meant to rope in casual players ended up this unwelcoming to newcomers lol.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:38
    It's way too incomprehensible.
    Most people probably dropped off by the third game.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:40
    Not my problem, but this one's on you, Nomura.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:46
    This guy's bad at wrapping up storylines, so he really should stop opening new ones.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:50
    They were trying to make something like FF7 Ever Crisis — a stopgap game to recap and consolidate the story while also raking in cash —
    but apparently trying to stay faithful to the material is what sank it.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    A textbook case of piling on needless lore and making everyone around you suffer for it.
    If you let this guy run a presentation, it'd seriously be nothing but bloated slides and footnotes.
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:35
    Re: #44
    Reminds me of how student manga submissions are said to be all worldbuilding and no actual story lol
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    I'm surprised Disney even signed off on this.
    Seems like it'd sell better if Nintendo or Capcom got to remake it.
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Re: #57
    Disney is strict about character and world-setting approval,
    but the story itself is Square Enix's original creation, so Square Enix holds the rights to that part — meaning it's left up to them, I'd guess.



    Though honestly, at this point Nomura himself probably doesn't even understand it anymore.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    The most brutal part is that following the numbered titles alone isn't enough to understand it.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #58
    Spin-off titles are one thing, but dragging in mobile-game elements too is just idiotic.
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:58
    Re: #1

    —After "KH1.5" and "KH2.5," "KH2.8" really surprised me. Could you tell us where the "2.8" in the title comes from?

    Nomura: It carries a few different meanings. For one, "KH3D [Dream Drop Distance]" (hereafter "KH3D"), included this time as "KHDDD," comes after the previous HD release "2.5" — so it's positioned as the equivalent of "2.6." Meanwhile, the "χ" series — "KHχ," "KH Unchained χ," and "KHχ Back Cover" — we consider a Sora-less "0." "KH BbS" is "0.1," and this time's "KH0.2 BbS," as the title itself shows, is "0.2." So "2.6" + "0" + "0.2" gives you the number "2.8."

    —I see!
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:12
    Re: #67
    You could've just said "because it's between 2.5 and 3,"
    and left it there.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:59
    Re: #37
    See, he can't actually explain it, so all he can do is dodge the question.
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:22
    Re: #69
    Alright then, go ahead and explain it lol
    If you dodge, change the subject, or start swearing, that means you're an "airplayer" (5ch slang for someone who talks big without having actually played the game) and you lose lol
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:05
    Funny how he barely said anything when President Iwata (Nintendo's late president, known for the "Iwata Asks" interview series) had him on, yet he's this chatty with just any interviewer.
    93AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:09
    Re: #91
    Is that the guy who once said "the cutscene movie is the spec document"?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) board thread “Tetsuya Nomura: ‘The Kingdom Hearts Series Has So Many Characters and Such a Complex Story That Explaining the Scenario Is Really Tough’”.

  • DIY Investigation: ¥50,000. Hiring a Pro: ¥800,000 — Ex-“Handyman” Reveals All on 5ch

    On 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, the “Bored Old Guy” — famous for his AA (ASCII art) avatar — showed up, and the thread rambled from haggling over air conditioners and appliances to the inside scoop on investigations he used to handle as a jack-of-all-trades handyman.

    What really grabbed posters’ attention was the cost of investigations: his claim that digging into someone’s property records and personal conduct yourself runs about ¥50,000, while hiring a professional agency costs ¥800,000, left the thread stunned.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Bored
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    This old guy's here two days running?
    You really got that much free time?
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    Re: #9
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I'm only free right now
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:52
    (´・ω・`) You can actually haggle a fair bit — at K's Denki (electronics chain) over New Year's I got it from ¥84,000 down to ¥60,000

    (´・ω・`) Toshiba, I think? One size up from 40 (inches)
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:53
    Re: #13
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I want a 55-inch Regza (Toshiba TV brand)
    At Costco it's been fluctuating between ¥68,000 and ¥89,000
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Did you take on some city-hall type job again?
    A different gig?
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:55
    Re: #17
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Nah, this is my actual main job
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:55
    Isn't the Viera one just a fluke?
    That's a Panasonic, right?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:57
    Re: #20
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Guess so
    This Panasonic air conditioner
    I got as a monitor freebie 5 years ago
    It's slow to start and doesn't cool fast
    The casing's flimsy too
    Feels like Panasonic's gone downhill compared to the old days
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    Didn't you quit the handyman business?
    I forget
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:57
    Re: #21
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I still do a bit of it
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:00
    So Panasonic isn't the trusty brand it used to be, huh
    My brother recently bought me an old TV recorder
    Thinking back on it now, sure it's old, but the lifespan might've been pretty short too

    What was the toughest job you had as a handyman?
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:01
    Re: #26
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ The National (Panasonic's old brand name) days were good
    Around 2014 it started rattling for some reason

    The tough one?
    Detective work
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:00
    (´・ω・`) I haggled down a Kirigamine (Mitsubishi Electric) air conditioner too
    Got it done that same evening, installation included, for ¥96,000

    (´・ω・`) Apparently modern ACs are more energy-efficient but have less power than the old ones
    Electricity cost is supposedly cheaper than running a hair dryer
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:02
    Re: #27
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ For air conditioners I want the Mitsubishi Heavy Industries BEAVER home model
    That one breaks down the least
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:02
    Detective?
    Like solving mysteries?
    Or affair investigations?
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:03
    Re: #31
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Two weeks of surveillance work
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:05
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`) !! The old one was actually an AC named Beaver
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:07
    Re: #33
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Mitsubishi Electric makes Kirigamine
    Mitsubishi Heavy Industries makes BEAVER

    Everyone says Daikin's the best
    but Daikin's pricey
    BEAVER's the cheapest
    Kirigamine is positioned as BEAVER's upgraded version
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:06
    So like a private investigation agency?
    I guess agencies charge more
    How'd the surveillance go?
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:08
    Re: #34
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Pointing a telephoto camera at the apartment building across the street
    to track down the affair partner
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:10
    Sounds like a hassle
    I hear specialists in that field charge a ton
    Or maybe you just didn't realize it went that far?
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:11
    Re: #37
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ "Or maybe you just didn't realize it went that far?"

    Meaning?
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:12
    Guess my wording was off
    I meant affair/infidelity investigation firms
    They apparently charge quite a lot
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:13
    Re: #40
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Hm?
    You mean the cost?
    Or the fee for hiring them?
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:14
    All of it
    Saw it on TV — worst case it runs into the millions of yen
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:20
    Re: #43
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I see
    Honestly, you can do the investigating yourself
    The only ones who can't are either clueless about this stuff (johaku, "info-weak")
    or people who won't even try
    or people who just don't have the energy
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:19
    (´・ω・`) A guy in his 20s who was hospitalized with me two years back was always playing online mahjong
    Looked like he was having fun
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:21
    Re: #45
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Mahjong's about luck and strategy
    It's a different beast from gacha (lootbox gambling), which is pure luck
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:22
    Re: #45
    It's perfect for killing time, after all
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:39
    Re: #45
    Hey, hospital guy — you still in there?!?! Huh?
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:22
    Well, anyone who hires a handyman for this stuff must be loaded
    If you've got the energy, an affair investigation's a piece of cake
    What you can't do alone is stuff like breakup agencies (wakaresase-ya, professional relationship-wreckers) or honeytraps for when you want alimony but don't have real grounds for divorce
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:30
    Re: #50
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Back in the day I handled a personal case digging into someone's real estate
    Doing it myself cost about ¥50,000
    Hiring it out was about ¥800,000
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:01
    If you're that bored, come exterminate the bugs around my apartment building ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:03
    Re: #81
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Kuma-tan (the bear-emoji poster)
    Kuma-tan, that job's about the level of a Silver Human Resource Center (senior-citizen job-placement service) gig
    92AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:11
    Re: #81
    Hey, there's that bear bastard again 🐻
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:20
    I don't get what role you're playing here
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:23
    Whoa hey, even Observation Deck guy recognizes the bear now, you bastard
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:25
    Re: #97
    Hey you bastard, if you don't hurry up and learn this, Kashiwa and Observation Deck, those yakuza bastards, are gonna rough you up, you bastard
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:28
    Re: #99
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ HAHAHA

    Re: #100
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Not yakuza
    Though it might be a shady kind of business
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:29
    Re: #100
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Anyway, go download MJ (a mahjong game)

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “./ *・ω・ヽ The Bored Old Guy.”

  • Tsubaki Factory Fan Parking Nuisance: Odyssey Opens Lot Early — 5ch: “Butthurt Otaku, LOL”

    Odyssey, the company that runs Hello! Project’s concerts, announced it would open the parking lot ahead of the scheduled time after a string of complaints that Tsubaki Factory fans were illegally parking at nearby facilities. On 5ch, opinions clashed: some questioned the organizers (“If the instructions were unclear, they should’ve just opened it from the morning”), while others fired back at the fans (“Don’t get defensive when you’re the one who showed up early and parked illegally”). The thread eventually spiraled into comparisons of fan etiquette across other Hello! Project groups.

    Odyssey

    @ODYSTAFF

    [Notice]

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:58
    Guess Juice=Juice's Kōhaku spot is gone too (NHK's New Year's Eve singing contest)
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    Re: #6
    This is the part that really stings
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Tsubaki otaku getting defensive in the comments, incredible lol
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:17
    Re: #8
    You can tell from how few followers they've got
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    They probably won't get to use this venue again next year
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:05
    Those old Shōwa-generation geezers' bad manners never improve, not till the day they die (a jab at older fans)
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    They should've figured people would park illegally and just opened it from the morning
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:20
    Re: #18
    Re: #28
    Nice tantrum, nuisance otaku (lol)
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    They should've just opened the field early
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:08
    It's precisely because Tsubaki takes on all this trouble that the other groups stay peaceful
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #21
    That's exactly the reason they can't disband Tsubaki
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Tsubaki's and Rosy Chronicle's fans have zero manners, honestly
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:18
    Re: #23
    You mean Tsubaki and OCHA NORMA ("Ocha")
    Rosy Chronicle barely even has fans to begin with
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    Re: #23
    A lot of them are fans of both groups anyway
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Arrests
    Heatstroke deaths
    Groping incidents
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Tsubaki Factory Summer Festival 2026 ~Scorching Heat~ | Kawaguchiko Stellar Theater & Kawaguchiko Round Hall
    https://stellartheater.jp/kouen/11119/
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:18
    For them to get called out publicly like this, it must've been pretty bad
    Sounds like they weren't handling it this way until last year
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    I heard Tsubaki fans had great manners…
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    It's not even a real parking lot, just a school yard
    They can't exactly open that up first thing in the morning
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    @ The smoking area 🚬 is set up somewhere it absolutely shouldn't be (right next to the merch line) — Odyssey is seriously done as an event organizer.

    The guy getting defensive is mad about other stuff too
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Re: #47
    Is that really the reverse case though?
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #47
    Instead of posting on X that they're "done as an organizer," couldn't they just say "could you move the smoking area away from the merch stand"?
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Ignoring the rules just because the instructions were unclear — are Tsubaki fans all middle schoolers or something?
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    Is there even a point in showing up that early in the morning?
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    A low-key, unpopular group with a mysteriously badly-behaved fanbase
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    They probably just want to be close or grab a good spot
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:30
    Re: #53
    I think it's that the guy who got defensive is also mad about other things — the post itself isn't necessarily the "getting defensive" one
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    For a one-day weekday event out in Yamanashi,
    Tsubaki's cranking out merch like it's a Budokan show

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQjV9Raa4AAAm6a.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQjV9Rda0AAJWmu.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQjWPhza0AAtJjE.jpg

    https://imgur.com/Ss1fLrN.jpeg
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    Re: #58
    Meanwhile Juice=Juice had nothing but leftover MORE T-shirts and unsold Pia merch even at a huge festival
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Looks like stuff like the hand towels sold out almost instantly by midday
    https://imgur.com/viSrUt7.jpeg
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:36
    Re: #66
    Guess you'd better get there early then
    That's on the organizers for not bringing enough stock and not predicting fans would show up early
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #60
    Instead of complaining here, go reply and tell them directly lol
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:36
    Re: #67
    Oh hey, it's Dewa-san 😁 (apparently a nickname for a regular poster)
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    The random blind-box collectibles are selling out instantly too
    https://imgur.com/NwrfiwD.jpeg
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQsK55AbAAAM3Wp.jpg

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Odyssey: ‘Numerous cases of Tsubaki Factory fans illegally parking at nearby facilities have been confirmed, so we are opening the parking lot now, ahead of the scheduled time’”.

  • Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu Add Matchmaking Apps to Employee Benefits — 5ch: ‘Even Big Companies Can’t Get Their Employees Married?’

    A growing number of major Japanese companies — including Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu — are rolling out matchmaking apps as an employee benefit for their single staff. A prime example is “Aill goen,” a corporate matchmaking service that startup Aill has offered to businesses since 2021. On 5ch, users reacted with surprise (“Even big companies need this to get married?”), while others said knowing a match’s employer in advance offered peace of mind. Still, plenty of commenters questioned whether the initiative would actually do anything to fight Japan’s declining birthrate.

    Published 8/27 (Thu) 5:35 AM

    ITmedia Business Online

    More companies are introducing “matchmaking apps” as an employee benefit. “Aill goen,” offered to businesses since 2021 by Aill (based in Nakano, Tokyo), is a matchmaking app available to single employees at client companies.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:04
    Get transferred out to the countryside while still pulling a head-office salary and you'll end up rich.
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Re: #5
    A friend's company would transfer guys out to the regional offices if they couldn't find a spouse in Tokyo.
    Apparently it actually works.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:06
    Wait, even people at big corporations can't get married without something like this?
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    Re: #10
    Even making 10 million yen+ (~$65k+) a year at a big company, one flaw and you're out of the running.
    Women you meet as a working adult are brutally picky.
    138AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:57
    Re: #10
    At the end of the day they're just corporate slaves ("shachiku").
    Once you're past 35 you never know when you'll get cut loose.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    These days young guys want to marry a highly-educated, high-earning career woman.
    Back in the day they'd happily marry the not-so-bright junior-college grad who served tea around the office…
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Re: #37
    Junior college grads have basically disappeared these days.
    As women shifted upward in education and status, "marrying up" got that much harder to do.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:16
    Getting married and buying a house have always been the corporate slave's leash (lol)
    Pair everyone off so they can't run, then work them nearly to death from overtime (lol)
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:19
    Re: #41
    Used to be, the moment you built your own house they'd slap you with a solo transfer, no argument.
    "You've got a home to come back to no matter where in the country we send you" — lol
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    I guess the reassuring part is you can't even sign up unless you work at a decent company.
    115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Re: #44
    That's probably the biggest advantage.

    Everyone on it made it through a tough hiring process, so the filtering is on a completely different level from your average matchmaking app ("machi-apu") — that gives real peace of mind.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    What a creepy era we live in, lol
    Just handle your own love life.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    I can already picture the future where everyone takes maternity leave and paternal/parental leave nonstop and the company just scraps this program.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    I want a matchmaking app for married people.
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    Re: #71
    >a matchmaking app for married people
    Cuddle:
    One of the largest services out there, with over 1 million members. Features AI-based recommendations and same-sex matching too.
    Healmate:
    500,000+ members. Offers 24-hour monitoring and photo-blurring, geared toward serious "second partner" searches.
    Kikonsha Club (Married People's Club):
    A large cumulative match count, with strong privacy protections like automatic photo blurring and message-deletion features.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:34
    Marry someone from within the company and it feels like you'd end up talking shop at home too…
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:39
    Re: #79
    I recall the reasoning being something like: since you know their workplace, there's more understanding of your husband's work style, and for women it's seen as a kind of background guarantee since hires often come through connections.
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    I feel like all the attention just piles onto the good-looking people and this accomplishes nothing.
    Same as any regular matchmaking app.
    105AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #99
    I see…
    Maybe matchmaking apps are actually part of why the birthrate's falling. Huh, that tracks.
    Eh, whatever, doesn't really matter.
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:00
    Wow, big companies really take care of you that much, huh.
    Guess if you don't land a job at a major company right out of school, your life's basically over.
    Working at a small or mid-size company really has no upside.
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #103
    What's in Re: #1 does feel like overkill — I can't help wondering "do you really need that?" — but
    the treatment you get really is on a whole different level at a big company.
    Better to shelter under a big tree, as they say…
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    Maybe it just means a lot of people are fine staying single.
    118AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:23
    Re: #112
    I've heard people say they want to meet someone but just don't have an opening to.
    122AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Fine if it's a big company doing well, but
    what happens if you're both laid off at once?
    And on top of that, if the couple's holding company stock through the employee stock ownership plan,
    that's putting way too many eggs in one basket.
    123AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:29
    Re: #122
    That's got nothing to do with the matchmaking app though, lol
    137AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:55
    They should really slap a company logo on employees who join through this benefit.
    They'd get snapped up in no time.
    143AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:06
    Re: #137
    It's not like they're enrolling employees as some kind of "benefit" exactly —
    it's just matching employees across big companies with each other.
    Used to be group blind dates ("gokon"), but those dried up with COVID, so I guess this is the replacement.
    144AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:06
    Guess even at big companies like Toyota and NTT, people just aren't getting married.
    Bottom line, marriage and having kids are seen as nothing but risk these days.
    146AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:08
    Re: #144
    Exactly.
    These days, getting married means you've lost.
    156AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:16
    Even at small and mid-size companies, some places actually prioritize hiring married men.
    157AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:19
    Re: #156
    Though conversely, more small and mid-size companies are avoiding people with young kids because their attendance isn't reliable.
    175AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:57
    Anyone who's still not married at a certain age is basically a social misfit.
    And it's always exactly those guys who insist, "I'm not unable to get married, I'm just choosing not to!"
    179AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #175
    It'd be fine if you just took the workload off those "misfits",
    but instead everyone keeps building systems that just dump more work on them —
    that's why every country's birthrate policies keep failing.
    183AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Unless you're living somewhere really rural, I'd think just living a normal life gives you normal chances to meet people and fall for someone.
    Can people just not bring themselves to ask someone out on a date?
    If you really have zero chances to meet anyone, maybe you're just spending too much time buried in your phone and the internet.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “[Matchmaking App] Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu Add “Matchmaking Apps” to Employee Benefits — Why Are Companies Supporting Their Employees’ Love Lives?

  • ‘Atelier Resleriana’ Shutting Down — 5ch: ‘Guess You Don’t Need to Open Your Wallet Anymore’

    News broke that the mobile game ‘Atelier Resleriana’ is ending its service, and the Console Wars board erupted with complaints about the game’s sluggish performance since launch and a story-progression balance overly skewed toward gacha pulls. The discussion spread to the poor sales of the console version ‘Atelier Resleriana: Red/White,’ the circumstances behind operations shifting to Koei Tecmo, and evaluations of Yumia and Kalia as successors to Ryza.

    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    This'll probably get the Blue Reflection treatment too — a story-compilation offline version ported to consoles for one last cash grab.
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:15
    Re: #8
    Well, all those costume outfits they made would go to waste.
    But there's nothing else besides Red/White — it's not even a trilogy, let alone a quartet.
    That'll be a hard sell.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    At this rate the players who opened their wallets are just suckers!
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #16
    Guess it's one of those Osaifu-Keitai (wallet-phone, Japan's mobile payment feature) compatible smartphones, huh?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:25
    You don't need to pull out your wallet anymore.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:26
    Re: #22
    Ryza: "Open your wallet!"
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #25
    https://may.ftbucket.info/may/cont/may.2chan.net_b_res_1430414487/img/1787653620167.jpg
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    Yeah, averaging around rank 500 on the iOS charts monthly.
    Companies running games like this tend to fold around this point.

    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    There was talk it'd end in August, then it got an update so I figured it'd keep going… but nope, it's ending after all.
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:43
    Re: #32
    Well, they gotta squeeze every last gem-purchase out of you until the very end.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    The balance was so skewed toward gacha rares that they clearly had no intention of letting the story progress, but I liked everything else about it.
    Guess the console Resleriana just didn't sell — failure, failure, failure, failure, failure.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Re: #33
    Red/White Resleriana was garbage, so tying it into the mobile game's main story was a bad move.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Isn't the team with Team Ninja (Koei Tecmo's in-house studio) staff on it probably gonna make the offline version?
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Re: #35
    With the Ryza 3 → Yumia → Kalia pipeline, it now takes about two years to put out a mainline Atelier game, so this'll probably get drafted in to pad out the release schedule in between.
    Even Blue Reflection, which had way less presence than Atelier, got its mobile game re-edited and ported.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #35
    Though whether they can announce this stuff simultaneously really changes the impression it leaves.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    It was a sluggish mess right from launch.
    A mobile game that doesn't run smoothly gets passed over for that reason alone.
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #40
    Yeah, it was picky enough about hardware that unless you had the latest phone at launch, it wouldn't even run past the title screen.
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    I thought 'The Crimson Alchemist' on Steam was the offline version.
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #55
    It's technically Atelier Resleriana 2, but there's zero indication it's a sequel to a related title.
    Nippon Ichi made the exact same mistake with Phantom Brave.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    I do respect that the Atelier series manages to put out a solid 80-point game roughly once a year.
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #58
    These past few years they haven't even managed a 50-point game.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    What's this 'wallet commercial' thing lol
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #60
    A 'wallet video' made for a promotional video contest.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Re: #62
    Worse than I imagined, lol
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Well, once operations moved to Koei Tecmo, it was pretty much a done deal that this was ending.
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #67
    Honestly, as an alchemy game the series was solid up through Sophie, but everything from Firis onward has been rough.
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:47
    Re: #67
    They were bringing up service termination on official streams within three months of launch.
    "We won't end it right away, we'll see the story through to the end," lol.
    Users must have abandoned it insanely fast.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    I heard the power creep was insane from the very start of service and it genuinely scared me.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #69
    Yeah, no wonder they kept telling you to open your wallet.
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:47
    Ryza blew up, then things went off the rails, and now they're scrambling to produce a successor — wonder how that'll pan out.
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    Re: #76
    Didn't Yumia sell well but get a bad reputation?
    The fact that this is billed as a sequel carrying on that world already sounds shaky.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    Kalia's character design just doesn't scream 'Ryza's successor.'
    I think a more shamelessly pandering character design, like Totori or Rorona, would land better.
    Though that would probably drive even more female fans away.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:52
    Re: #79
    But Rorona, Totori, and Sophie were all popular with female fans too, weren't they?
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:50
    When Yumia got its Switch 2 Edition, it barely made any waves, so handing the baton off after Ryza was a failure.
    The biggest reason for that is treating a mainline numbered title like a mobage.
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #82
    That one's bad — they advertised improved frame rates, but it was choppy, barely hitting like 15fps.
    Apparently it got better with a patch, but seeing stuff like this makes you think all they really care about is "open your wallet!"
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #82
    Pretty sure the word was that patching it actually made it even worse.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:51
    Just make an Atelier game with Sophie's illustrator already.
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #83
    NOCO did half the character designs for Lydie & Suelle.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “【👛】Atelier Resleriana Service Ending.”