Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Soaring Semiconductor Prices Are Reshaping Console Pricing and Generational Cycles — 5ch: ‘It’s the LCD and SoC That Really Hit Cost’

    As semiconductor prices keep climbing, users on 5ch’s console hardware board have been debating how this will affect the timing and design of the Switch’s successor and next-gen consoles. Some pointed out that LPDDR5X memory prices jumped from about $30 to $70 per unit in just a year, and opinions are split on whether the Switch 2’s lifespan will end up longer or shorter than the Switch 1’s roughly nine years.

    With PS5’s monthly active users reportedly reaching 125 million, and Roblox seeing a drop in paying users also factoring in, the thread became a broader read on where the console market is headed.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:23
    The following:
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    Here's what Nintendo is thinking:
    · The Switch 2 won't last anywhere near 9 years like the original Switch did
    · Any full new titles currently in development for the Switch 2 should, if possible, be shifted to launch alongside the next-gen console
    · The next-gen console should launch as soon as possible — ideally within 3 years
    · The Switch 2 should pull back to a core-gamer positioning, something like a 'Switch 1 Pro' that lets you play Switch games
    at higher resolution on a gaming monitor
    · The next-gen console should drop the 'Switch' branding entirely to create a sense of renewal
    · The next-gen console must be priced so parents can buy one per kid (under ¥30,000 in Japan) as a baseline,
    with specs built to fit that price
    · To make up for the lower specs, differentiate the hardware with gimmicks (watch-style, phone-style, etc.)
    · Since all users really want is Nintendo's own software, make it a Nintendo-first-party-only machine,
    with third parties sold more like an OEM arrangement
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #4
    If anything, the slowdown in hardware performance gains is only going to get worse from here, so the Switch 2's competitive window will end up longer than the Switch 1's.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:08
    Re: #4
    Why assume the Switch 2 won't last 9 years like the Switch did? Spec-wise it's set higher relative to its era than the original Switch was, so at least in Nintendo's own thinking, it should be designed not to get left behind quickly.
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #4
    They'll keep extending the Switch's life too, and sell it alongside the Switch 2 for a long stretch — and they'll make a cheap Famicom Mini-style unit for younger kids.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    There are forecasts saying the semiconductor price surge will last until 2028, or even 2030 — but timing-wise, a 'Switch 3' would come even after that, right?
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:31
    Re: #5
    Once prices go up, they don't really come back down.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:38
    This isn't AI (´・ω・`) <Even AI wouldn't say something this dumb. Someone's just writing in an AI-ish style.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #17
    I wasn't trying to sound like AI, though.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:38
    People are trashing it as 'losing steam' or 'already peaked,' but honestly, starting from zero units and selling 20 million in a year — while the PC and smartphone market keeps ballooning — is still a big deal.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Re: #18
    Fair point. The Wii U's total lifetime sales were about that same number.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:39
    Nintendo's next-gen console is like 10 years out. Worry about the PS6 instead.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Re: #19
    If they try to stretch the Switch 2 out for 10 years, that's game over for them.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Well, if there's any real impact, it'll be on whether they can release a Switch 2 Lite. Without the dock you don't need, it should normally come in ¥10,000–15,000 cheaper — but with prices climbing, who knows.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:44
    Re: #26
    The dock is basically just an expansion port, so it's not costly to make. What really drives the cost is the LCD panel and the SoC.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Re: #32
    The Joy-Cons must cost a fortune, huh 🥺
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:53
    Re: #32
    I think the Switch 2 stays relevant only until the current wave of low-to-mid-spec PCs gets swept away — how long do you think that'll take? If anything, I'd guess the price surge is actually slowing down the general PC upgrade cycle.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:44
    There's basically no game that can't be made for the Switch 2 — so why say 10 years is impossible?
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:47
    Re: #30
    Because the price is too high and doesn't match Nintendo's actual customer base. It's ended up priced and specced more for core gamers. For giving to a kid, what matters is being safer and cheaper than a smartphone, having location tracking/parental monitoring, being easy to carry, and being affordable enough for one per child — that's essential.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:05
    The younger generation has basically been swallowed up by Roblox.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Re: #60
    That same Roblox just posted a huge drop — about a 20% decline in users.
    https://www.4gamer.net/games/036/G003691/20260824001/
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:06
    The one who killed off the Switch was Nintendo itself, you know. And that's after selling 150 million units.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:09
    Re: #62
    Because they threw away that entire 150-million-unit Switch install base, reset everything, and started over from zero.
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #71
    Well, of course you start from zero units when you release new hardware.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:15
    Re: #73
    Given the Switch 2's specs, they'd have been better off releasing it as a 'Switch Pro' or a 'Switch 4K model.' The reason Q1 earnings looked decent was Tomodachi Collection selling 10 million copies on the Switch 1, plus Trump-tariff refunds — that's really it.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #73
    That's the risk though, isn't it — PCs can raise their specs while keeping backward compatibility.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:10
    Re: #64


    Even after a 20% drop, it's not even close — Switch's entire yearly active user count loses to Roblox's monthly numbers alone lol
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    Re: #75
    The article you linked is literally about Roblox 'crumbling from the foundations up.' Monthly paying users dropped from 37 million to 27 million — that's exactly why the stock crashed.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:16
    Isn't it Xbox and PlayStation that are getting hit hardest in terms of release cycles?
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:18
    Re: #82
    Since theirs is releasing later, they're probably locked into higher-priced component contracts than Nintendo…
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Re: #83
    Sony has the PS Portal. If they sell that as a 'PS6P,' a ¥29,800 price point is possible — plus a handheld that uses PSSR3 to run PS6 games locally at a lowered internal resolution.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Re: #92
    It's not even selling at that price right now, is it?
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #92
    Why would that make it cheaper…
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:18
    Totoki explained the current situation surrounding PlayStation in an interview with the Wall Street Journal.
    'We're fortunate — we're in the later stage of the PS console's life cycle. That means we don't need to aggressively push console sales right now. Instead, we're focusing on ongoing revenue from our existing user base.'
    The idea is that, with a large enough base of people already on PS5, there's less need than before to price the hardware low just to attract new buyers. As of June 30, PlayStation had 125 million monthly active users, and Sony is increasingly focused on revenue from existing players through services like PS Plus.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    Actually, the LPDDR5X 6GB×2 configuration Nintendo uses in the Switch 2 isn't that expensive a component to begin with. So I don't think the price hikes are driven by memory costs alone — plastics, rising labor costs, global inflation in general — and I don't see this as a one-off, temporary thing.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #104
    The bigger price hikes in Japan are down to the weak yen. Elsewhere they've kept it at round numbers like $499 or €499, which suggests they deliberately landed on clean price points.
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Re: #104
    https://www.apple-hacks.com/entry/apple-samsung-lpddr5x-100-percent-hike-iphone-supply
    This is about the 12GB LPDDR5X module — its price reportedly went from roughly $30 in early 2025 to around $70 now.


    That's plenty high already.
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:37
    If they keep delaying the PS6, they've got to keep making PS5s in the meantime — that's the scariest part, isn't it?
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #117
    How many more units do they need to sell to satisfy you? It's already around 97 million units —
    that's already more than 4x the Switch 2's install base lol
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #120
    It's already been 7 years, so the early units are going to keep breaking down one after another.
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Re: #120
    The actual active user count worldwide is like a tenth of that number, and you're bragging about it — that's genuinely hilarious.
    134AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    If anything, the Switch 2 will probably last a long time. Software development itself is hitting a ceiling and dev cycles just keep stretching out. Back in the early Switch 1 days there weren't many titles multi-platform with the PS4, but now the PS5 is already being caught up to by the Switch 2.

    You could predict its adoption curve will be gentler than the Switch 1's, but it's hard to imagine it ending up short-lived.
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:44
    Re: #134
    It's dead in Europe, though.
    142AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    Re: #134
    Nintendo has no intention of competing with Sony and third parties over core gamers — it's a company where first-party software makes up 83% of sales. What Nintendo wants to protect is the family segment, and nearly all its first-party titles are aimed squarely at that. The point is that by pricing the Switch 2 high, they've left an opening there that's getting eaten into by smartphones, Roblox, and NEX.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread ‘Rising semiconductor prices will affect the release cycle and design of Nintendo’s next-gen console’.

  • Man who live-streamed himself climbing Taira no Masakado’s burial mound apologizes, sacred site in the heart of Tokyo in uproar — 5ch: “If you don’t anger him, he’ll protect Kanto”

    A male livestreamer broadcast himself climbing onto and hugging the burial mound enshrining the head of Taira no Masakado (Masakado-zuka) in Otemachi, Tokyo, and was forced to apologize after facing backlash.

    On 5ch, the discussion ranged from whether the curse is real, to observations that earthquake epicenters overlap with Masakado’s former territory, to other famous vengeful-spirit legends like Sugawara no Michizane and Emperor Sutoku.

    At Masakado-zuka in Otemachi, Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo — a site dedicated to the head of Heian-era warlord Taira no Masakado (903-940) — a male video streamer climbed onto the stone monument and later apologized on social media after facing criticism. Masakado-zuka is designated a historic site by the Tokyo metropolitan government, and because of its “vengeful spirit” legend, disrespectful behavior there has long been avoided.

    On the 19th, the man livestreamed himself on the streaming platform Kick, climbing onto and hugging Taira no Masakado’s stone monument while making strange noises. His actions could potentially constitute trespassing on a structure or desecration of a place of worship; a representative of the Historic Masakado-zuka Preservation Society, which manages the site, said, “We have already consulted with the Marunouchi Police Station.”

    Taira no Masakado declared himself “Shinno” (New Emperor) independently in the Kanto region, becoming an enemy of the imperial court under Emperor Suzaku, and was ultimately killed by Fujiwara no Hidesato and Taira no Sadamori. Because his death was said to be against his will, and because his head was put on display in Kyoto, various legends arose. According to one legend, his head flew back toward his homeland and fell in what is now Otemachi — and enshrining it there is said to be the origin of Masakado-zuka.

    Source: sankei.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:33
    Too late now
    That earthquake the other day was just a warm-up greeting
    193AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:55
    Re: #6
    It'd be wild if this turns out to be the flag for the Great Kanto Earthquake or the Nankai Trough megaquake
    226AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:58
    Re: #6
    True, the epicenter really does line up with Masakado's old territory.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    Thinking about it, I don't actually know what Lord Masakado was so resentful about
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:36
    Re: #13
    There's no real "wronged/betrayed, tragic death" backstory — he just died in battle like anyone else
    265AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:02
    For starters, there's no body or head actually buried in the Otemachi mound
    That site was originally an ancient burial mound predating even Masakado's era

    So even though everyone keeps saying "Masakado, Masakado," it's really the dwelling place of something else — something more sinister
    A burial mound of a clan that predates the Yamato people
    280AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:03
    Re: #13
    Maybe there's a legend that Lord Masakado is holding something else down?
    287AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:04
    Re: #13
    See Re: #265
    Probably what's actually angry is the ancient people who were wiped out by the Yamato
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    What is this, the Stone Age?
    Just pave over old graves already, they're a waste of land
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:37
    Re: #15
    Fair point
    It's smack in the middle of the city, it really is nothing but wasted space
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:45
    Re: #15
    You're gonna get cursed, buddy
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Only idiots who fall for religion actually believe in curses
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #121
    Idiot! Don't say that!
    161AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #121
    But even you wouldn't piss on a torii gate, would you?
    127AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    And no reference image, so here
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQJcyXbboAARLK1.jpg
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:52
    Kaze to Kumo to Niji to ("Wind, Clouds, and Rainbow" — a 1976 NHK taiga drama about Masakado)
    Is it any good?
    290AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #172
    It's surprising how packed it is with gorgeous men and women
    Go Kato, Takashi Yamaguchi, and Masao Kusakari
    There's no one that handsome in the Reiwa era
    And the actresses — Sayuri Yoshinaga and Yumi Takigawa are unbelievably beautiful
    Kiwako Taichi is incredibly sexy too
    318AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:07
    A real-life Genpei Touma Den (the old arcade game)
    Re: #290
    Zundoko-beroncho (a nonsense chant/meme phrase)
    339AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:10
    Re: #290
    For some reason, Ken Ogata's performance as Fujiwara no Sumitomo really stuck with me
    209AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    The late "Sada-san" also once kicked Taira no Masakado's stone monument, and died in a fall a few years later
    212AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #209
    Oh yeah, I remember that guy
    229AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #209
    If it was years later, it's probably unrelated
    211AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:56
    If it's such an important burial mound, manage it properly so people can't get near it, right? The people going on about the curse are totally inconsistent between what they say and what they do
    217AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:57
    Re: #211
    Even trying to put up a fence is supposedly cursed, so nothing can be done
    227AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    Re: #211
    That's because he was originally Kanto's guardian deity
    If you don't anger him, he'll protect Kanto
    245AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:00
    There are as many grudges in the world as there are people, so why does Taira no Masakado's resentment get special treatment?
    It's not fair
    294AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:05
    Re: #245
    Emperor Sutoku is way scarier than that
    310AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:06
    Re: #245
    Well, there's also Lord Sugawara no Michizane, whose grudge was so intense he ended up worshipped as a god…
    285AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:04
    315AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:07
    Atlus always goes to pay their respects (at Masakado-zuka) whenever they make a Megami Tensei game
    325AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:09
    Re: #315
    Huh, they still do that today
    That's pretty diligent of them
    342AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Re: #315
    Wasn't it that they skipped it once, made [Shin Megami Tensei] IV, and then went bankrupt?
    They're under Sega now, but it seemed rough back then
    341AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:11
    Curses/vengeful thoughts are real, you know
    I wished misfortune on a neighbor I hate, and over the past two years, two people and one pet have died
    I mean, radio waves are invisible too, and they still get transmitted 📡
    348AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:12
    Re: #341
    Curse someone and you dig two graves
    Better be careful

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread: “[Topic] Man live-streams himself climbing Masakado-zuka, apologizes — a site people have long avoided disrespecting… even the National Tax Agency’s website mentions “rumors of a curse”

  • “Adult Games” Debate Erupts on 5ch’s Console Wars Board — 5ch: “Your hobby? Ah, a bit of adult gaming”

    A thread titled “Hey Nintendo-boy, isn’t it about time you played some adult games?” (a jab using “Nishi-kun,” 5ch slang for Nintendo fans) kicked off a fight on 5ch’s console-wars board over what actually counts as a “game for adults.”

    When some posters named gacha titles like Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail as “adult” games, they were met with pushback like “That’s rich coming from gacha whales” and “Eroge (adult visual novels) are way more grown-up than that.” The thread eventually spiraled into a broader debate over whether anyone has the right to judge other people’s hobbies at all.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:01
    Grow up already, this is embarrassing.
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:07
    Nintendo-boy went and bought FF7 — you know, the game you guys call an 'adult game.'
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:12
    "Adult games" according to wall-huggers (PlayStation fanboys) just means politically-correct, ugly character designs.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:17
    If we're going there, how long are grown adults gonna keep playing games at all? Maybe it's time to grow out of it entirely.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:27
    Mobile games you can play on the train as a working adult — that's the real adult game.
    Nobody plays Switch 2 on the train, so it's basically a platform where 'adult games' don't even exist.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:28
    Coming from people who claim Tales or Trails (Kiseki) games are 'for adults,' that means nothing to me.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:40
    Re: #7
    That's a dead franchise anyway.
    Real adults play Genshin, Star Rail, Zenless Zone Zero, Wuthering Waves.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:30
    Re: #1
    Maybe graduate from being an unemployed guy glued to the console-wars board on a weekday morning?
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    Re: #8
    Says the unemployed pig🐷 who's posted 1,491 times, ranked #39 in post count, lol
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:31
    A real adult

    at an hour like this

    wouldn't trash other people

    by starting a thread lol
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:34
    Do you PlayStation fanboys ("steibuta" — 5ch slang for PS fans) really think saying 'I play GTA' gets you a 'wow, how grown-up'?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:40
    Honestly, Nintendo games are the only ones a grown adult can play without getting side-eyed.
    Play PlayStation and people just think, 'what kind of loser is this guy.'
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:45
    Re: #15
    Uh… what happened to the whole 'I totally have a gaming PC' story?
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:44
    Re: #1
    Wow, you're starting a whole thread just to worry about people you look down on lol
    Some 'grown adult' you are.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:45
    No issue here, I play eroge (adult visual novels).
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:50
    The most embarrassing ones are the PS fanboys grinding gacha for cute anime girls in Chinese mobile games.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:50
    When it comes to eroge, Nintendo's the 'love hotel' (no questions asked)
    while Sony's the one that slaps on the censorship.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:52
    Here we go again with this nonsense 'adult games' talk.

    And it's coming from the guys who do nothing but drop real money on gacha pulls.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:00
    So, what's your hobby?
    Oh, just a bit of adult gaming.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Re: #1
    Whether someone 'grows out of' gaming is for them to decide, not you. Butt out.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:50
    Re: #32
    They get mocked because they can't grow out of it 🤗
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Talking about 'adult games' like it's some deep thing is exactly why gamers rank at the bottom of the nerd caste — even train otaku look down on you.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:16
    So free-to-play games sitting on the charts are 'adult games' now?
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    If you can't hold a real conversation, don't start a thread.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:19
    So you ask 'what even is an adult game' and the answer's a gacha game…
    What a fine grown-up you are.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:19
    Free-to-play games from communist China are for adults now lolololol
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:20
    Bottom line, you just want to look down on other people.
    Just admit PS games are 'the chosen ones' and be done with it.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:20
    Re: #1
    Why can't you accept diversity?
    Harping on people you disagree with —
    some 'grown adult' you are.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:23
    Apparently 'for adults' means anime-style gacha games, or superheroes in full-body tights beating up bad guys.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:57
    Who cares what other people are playing?
    Why does it bother you so much?
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:01
    Re: #88
    Shut-in otaku types are way too sensitive about other people's eyes and what everyone else is doing.

    Nobody's even looking at you.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:16
    Is a masked guy in yellow tights swinging hook-claws around really an 'adult game'?
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #99
    Marvel's clearly aimed at kids no matter how you slice it.
    In Japan that's basically the same slot as Super Sentai or Kamen Rider.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “Hey Nintendo-boy, isn’t it about time you played some adult games???? Still all Mario and Kirby?.”

  • Tatekawa Shiraku Apologizes for Saying He Got Mrs. GREEN APPLE Tickets “Through Connections,” Explains He Didn’t Mean to Offend Anyone

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku has apologized after saying, during an appearance at a Mrs. GREEN APPLE concert, that he “got the tickets through connections.” In a thread on 5ch’s Geinou Sports News+ board, commenters focused less on whether using connections was wrong in itself and more on how he phrased it — arguing he should have simply said it was an industry-guest seat — while also debating how celebrity invite quotas work in general.

    Shiraku apologizes for saying he got hard-to-find Mrs. GREEN APPLE tickets “through connections,” explains his true intentions: “I’m sorry for making anyone feel uncomfortable”

    Rakugo performer Tatekawa Shiraku (62) updated his own X account by the 24th, clarifying remarks he made about tickets to Mrs. GREEN APPLE’s “CEREMONY” concert held in June.

    Shiraku made a guest appearance on Day 2 of “Mrs. GREEN APPLE presents ‘CEREMONY.’” He reported on his own X account that he had held a talk session themed “Music and Me,” and encouraged followers with “Please do check it out.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    It's not the connections that bother people — it's that it's Shiraku.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    There's no way he got them through connections without being busty — quit lying.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Guess they invite old guys too, not just gravure idols.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Ah, this is the one where a bunch of busty gravure idols got invited and it became a whole thing.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Is using connections to get tickets even wrong in the first place?
    Are you supposed to buy tickets for your friends through the official site too?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Just seeing this guy's face annoys me, so I change the channel.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Re: #12
    But you still end up posting the second a thread pops up, and you won't even put him on your NG word list — such a tsundere.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    That's just how it goes for concerts and theater too.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    This whole controversy is probably staged too, right?
    Impressive producing skills, coming from the guy who broke Girls' Generation and KARA.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Makes me think even pricey theater productions probably hand out free tickets to industry people too
    I've stopped going as much lately.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    I get why young people like Mrs. GREEN APPLE. Like some veteran lightly dissed on the radio,
    they just mass-produce school-pop aimed at young listeners. For someone in their late twenties to listen to it
    is childish, and when a middle-aged guy listens to it, it's just a laughable bandwagon move to make himself look
    like he's "getting it" by showing appreciation for something that's a huge commercial hit. That said, genuinely
    falling for it for real is even creepier. Like, what kind of music history does this guy even have?
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Danshi (his late master) must be crying up there.

    Shiraku gets respect less for his talent than for the fact that, while his master's other successful disciples
    went independent early, he stuck by Danshi's side almost to the very end — that's the respect people have for him.

    A guy like that shouldn't have to apologize.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    I don't care about Mrs. GREEN APPLE, but I get how the fans feel
    When you can't get tickets to a show you're desperate to see and then this happens, you'd want to strangle someone.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    There are invite quotas and seats set aside at the performers' own request, you know
    Not really something you're supposed to talk about in the media, though.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    If there's a celebrity invite quota, it's weird there isn't a welder quota, a nurse quota, or a civil servant quota too.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    So a guy past sixty is gonna go watch Mrs. GREEN APPLE dressed in Hysteric Glamour?
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    It's because he was bragging about it — the quota thing itself doesn't matter.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    Isn't this better than, like, busty influencers getting comped tickets?
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    I don't get what's wrong with an industry-guest seat
    Unless he was sleeping or being loud while sitting in one, that is.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    What's actually wrong here? Don't tell me you think everyone's supposed to be treated equally? Isn't it just on you for not making any connections?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:31
    I'd say connections count as a form of skill too.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:32
    I wish he'd go all the way and actually sell his invite seat on Mercari.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:32
    If even Shiraku can get tickets through connections, that just proves Mrs. GREEN APPLE really is being pushed hard behind the scenes, huh.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:50
    Re: #37
    Isn't that just Watanabe Entertainment's pull? Dunno though.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:34
    But seriously, why would Shiraku even be able to get Mrs. GREEN APPLE tickets
    Even granting a celebrity invite quota
    he doesn't look connected to them at all.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #44
    Couldn't he just ask through TBS or something?
    You often hear about a co-star coming to see the show or getting invited by someone they worked with,
    but here's a guy with no personal connection and no industry tie watching for free from an industry-guest seat.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:35
    It's a business aimed at the general public, who have no clue invite seats even exist, lol.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #49
    It's hard to accept that the invite seats are better than what paying customers get.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    What's wrong with using connections you actually have?
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:46
    Re: #86
    He just bragged about getting in for free and got dogpiled by the people who actually paid.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    If it was an industry-guest seat, he should've just said "industry-guest seat"
    He phrased it in a way that could be read as getting a regular seat through connections, and that's exactly why people got mad
    These days, for a popular show like this, even a celebrity who wins a regular seat fair and square can get flamed with "use your connections and sit in the guest section instead (you just tanked everyone else's odds)" — so this is a bit rich.
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:49
    Re: #97
    Isn't an industry-guest seat exactly what you'd get through connections?
    That's the normal case.
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:48
    Re: #93
    Being in an industry-guest seat doesn't necessarily mean it was free, though.
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:51
    Re: #103
    Huh, so there are paid industry-guest seats too. Anyway, the reason he's getting slammed is that he said "connections" instead of "industry-guest seat" in the first place.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Tatekawa Shiraku Apologizes for Saying He Got Hard-to-Find Mrs. GREEN APPLE Tickets “Through Connections,” Explains His True Intentions: “I’m Sorry for Making Anyone Feel Uncomfortable”.”

  • Uemura Akari: “Let Juice=Juice Play Osaka-jo Hall” — Passing the Torch to Her Kouhai

    A post about Hello! Project’s Juice=Juice member Uemura Akari has been making waves on 5ch. During a bus tour event, she reportedly said, “I want us to play Osaka-jo Hall next. With things like this, you’ve got to call it first” — then, in a lower voice, told her junior members, “That’s my dream right now. I’m counting on you, kouhai.” Thread commenters point to the group’s first-round sellout of their November Orix Theater show (even on a weekday) as evidence, and debate whether Osaka-jo Hall — with a capacity of over 10,000 — is really within reach.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:05
    @
    What got me the most was when Uemura said, "For the next bus tour, I want us to do Osaka-jo Hall (even though it's a huge venue). With this kind of thing, you've got to call it first" — and then, in a quiet voice, gave Ruru-chan an encouraging word: "That's my dream right now. I'm counting on you, kouhai."
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:07
    Brought to you by Suzuki Airi and the whole Hello! Project lineup
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Osaka-jo Hall isn't happening without serious effort
    Isn't the capacity like 13,000?
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    If they add some premium touch — a live band, making it the tour finale, something like that — they could pull it off
    Plus a lot of the members are from Kansai anyway
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:09
    Is this lavish-guest Juice=Juice bus tour about to swallow up all of Hello! Project?
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:10
    "Alright! Go book Osaka-jo Hall right now!"
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:10
    With their current momentum, it might actually be worth a shot
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:11
    The bus tour cooled off both new fans and old-timers, so it's a no-go now
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:11
    It's not really about where they're from…
    It's not like mobilizing everyone's relatives is gonna fill the place
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:12
    Not happening unless they get all the former JJ members together too
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Which would sell more tickets — a full Hello! Project lineup show or a Juice=Juice solo show?
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    If next spring's tour has a massively bigger venue, that'd be great
    I'd love to see it live at least once
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:15
    Nakazawa Yuko's graduation concert was held at Osaka-jo Hall
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    Re: #14
    That's exactly why it feels like such an insanely high bar
    Though that was a quarter century ago, so things were probably totally different back then
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    Uemura's starting to feel more like "real" Juice=Juice than even Karin-chan (former leader Miyamoto Karin) did…
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:21
    They sold out the first round of tickets for November's Orix Theater show even on a weekday, so Osaka-jo Hall should be no problem
    (Not counting Nea Joy — that's a weekday too, but it's during summer break)
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:27
    The capacity is only 1,500 more than Budokan
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:35
    If there's no big venue in the Tokyo area, they'll probably funnel toward Osaka-jo Hall instead
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:36
    It comes down to how many Kanto fans are willing to travel
    A 3pm weekend start might fill it up, but a 6pm weekday start? Not so sure
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:38
    Given how hyped the fanbase is right now, pulling off something like Osaka-jo Hall could draw a good number of traveling fans from the Tokyo area too
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    This year they might've pulled it off, but who knows about next year
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:49
    Re: #33
    Why is Juice=Juice the only group people worry about "next year" for, and why would they get bashed if seats don't sell out next year?
    Other groups are playing to half-empty venues right now
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    They sold out the first round on a weekday at Orix Theater, so in terms of growth potential, a weekend show could realistically pull in 10,000
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:51
    Re: #34
    Isn't it not that simple though?
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    In other words, without a Kohaku appearance, you can't really expect the crowds to grow much further
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #46
    If they do get on Kohaku, that's just icing on the cake — even without it, Osaka-jo Hall should be doable
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Feels like even piling on the blackout curtains won't be enough to hide how sparse it'll look
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    If they end up needing blackout curtains, casual fans definitely won't come back a second time
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:12
    Re: #51
    So that means ANGERME is already a lost cause, huh
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Either use every group as the opening act for a Juice=Juice show
    or pull in the best members from other groups for a few songs
    They should just funnel every usable Hello! Project member into strengthening Juice=Juice
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:12
    Re: #52
    Juice=Juice is already Hello! Project's strongest lineup as it stands, so the current formation is fine
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Up-Front Group doesn't take risks like that
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:14
    Re: #59
    If sending ANGERME on a big-hall tour wasn't a risk, then what was it?
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:17
    Re: #61
    Yeah, what even was that about
    No way a coldly calculating agency actually thought that one through
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:18
    Re: #64
    They put ANGERME through a reckless tour too — it's probably just groundwork to make a Juice=Juice arena tour seem reasonable by comparison

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Uemura Akari: “I want Juice=Juice to play Osaka-jo Hall. With things like this, you’ve got to call it first. That’s my dream right now — I’m counting on you, kouhai.”

  • LINDBERG’s Maki Watase Turned Down a Job as an Aquarium Dolphin Trainer to Move to Tokyo Mid-Way Through High School

    Maki Watase (57), vocalist of the rock band LINDBERG, revealed that midway through her third year of high school she had already landed a job as a dolphin trainer at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture. She’d moved to Tokyo from Mie Prefecture for singing lessons and ultimately turned the offer down — a backstory that had the thread buzzing with theories that “it must have been her aunt’s connections” and nostalgic comments about her era-defining hit “Ima Sugu Kiss Me” (“Kiss Me Right Now”).

    LINDBERG’s Maki Watase already had her post-graduation path lined up, but moved to Tokyo partway through her third year of high school… “Dolphin training and the like at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture”

    Maki Watase (57), vocalist of rock band LINDBERG, appeared on TV Tokyo’s “Nikenme Dou Suru? ~ Tsumami no Hanashi” (Saturdays, late night at 0:55) on the 22nd, where she revealed the job she’d had lined up after high school graduation.

    Watase, who was born and raised in Mie Prefecture, revealed she’d moved to Tokyo at 17. “I came out to Tokyo partway through high school, in my third year. I transferred schools. As a high schooler I was taking singing lessons to become a singer — I was commuting to a vocal school, all the way to Nagoya,” she said.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Watase Miku really helped me out back in the day (likely a joking mix-up — her name is Maki, not Miku)
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Aquarium jobs have insanely high competition rates though
    Sounds fishy to me
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:09
    Re: #3
    It's called getting hired through connections, that's what everyone's saying
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    I want to see you~ I want to see you~ so much, you~ (lyric from her hit "Ima Sugu Kiss Me")
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    Was her idol era something she'd rather forget?
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:44
    Re: #8
    Ohh, deear, my looove~ (mimicking the drawn-out way she sings the lyrics)
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:15
    Being a dolphin trainer sounds awesome honestly
    Though it's probably brutal once you actually try it
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:17
    How do you even land a job that good
    Even the guy with an Olympic swimming silver couldn't get one
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:25
    Re: #11
    She said her aunt worked there, so it's basically just connections, right?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:18
    Gives me Maxell cassette tape vibes (word pun: "Maki" sounds like "Maxell")
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:42
    Re: #12
    I did the Shinken Zemi correspondence course, so I remember the CM song "Munasawagi no After School"
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:23
    She was pretty popular, but her peak feels surprisingly short in my memory — maybe around 1990 to 1995?
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:57
    Re: #13
    Right after that she went on hiatus for marriage and childbirth
    Maki Watase's a rare case — someone who made it big both as an idol and in a band
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:25
    Turning down a job offer is a big deal even today, but 50 years ago it would've been a scandal
    And getting hired through connections on top of that — I'd love to see her parents' faces
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:26
    Kinosaki Marine World?
    That place is great
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:28
    Good thing it wasn't some shady scout
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    With a hit that big, I guess turning down the connections job got forgiven
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:33
    Re: #21
    But it took a while before she made it big, so her aunt probably felt awkward at work for a while
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    A one-hit wonder riding on just "Ima Sugu Kiss Me"
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:38
    Re: #22
    She also did Kyuji Fujikawa's entrance song, and apparently a soccer anthem too
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Re: #22
    Go read Wikipedia and educate yourself 💢
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:32
    "Believe in Love" — everyone surely carries a night of sorrow inside them (lyric from one of her songs)
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:37
    Right when she'd resigned herself to being a variety-show idol (baradoru),
    the band suddenly broke big,
    which made juggling both the idol and band careers feel kind of awkward
    A rare type of artist
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:39
    Before the band, wasn't she doing gravure shoots in Young Jump or something?
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:40
    Listened to it again after ages and it hit harder than expected
    https://youtu.be/FJHJCK7PhaI?si=7nBTVrqjfwzollW-
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:40
    Re: #1
    Wasn't it her hometown's Toba Aquarium?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:45
    Re: #31
    The "Kimochiku" Aquarium? (a joking mispronunciation)
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:46
    Forget all that, just hurry up and give us Maki Watase's complete song collection
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:47
    A thread where the uncles and aunties reminisce about their youth lol
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    She wanted to be the next Seiko Matsuda, huh
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:48
    She played the role of Masako Omata on Teruyoshi Yoshida's TBS Radio show
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:50
    For the employment ice-age generation, it's "Munasawagi no After School," right?
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:52
    Well, it's not necessarily a full-time position
    Maybe turning it down didn't cause too much friction
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    For idols of Maki Watase's generation, I always figured she'd get booked as a guest on shows like "Quiz Toshi no Sa Nante"
    Guess I was wrong
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:54
    I love the line "Don't. You. Forget. Me~" where they skip class (lyric reference)
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    Didn't she marry the guitarist?
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:00
    Country folks all hate the idea of landing a job in Kansai lol
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:01
    I loved "Ring My Bell" from Mezamashi TV
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:26
    There was a lyric like "the night Ichiro hit that grand slam~"
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:39
    Re: #78
    I think the line goes "We haven't met since the day Ichiro hit that grand slam~"

    On NHK they swapped in a different player's name when she sang it

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] LINDBERG’s Maki Watase already had her post-graduation path lined up, but moved to Tokyo partway through her third year of high school… “Dolphin training and the like at an aquarium in Hyogo Prefecture. That’s where I was going to work”.”

  • Hiroko Moriguchi Troubled by Rude Passenger on Flight — Warned Him, But “He Started Again”

    Singer Hiroko Moriguchi reported on X that her flight to Hokkaido was delayed by an hour and a half, and on top of that, she was bothered by a man seated behind her who kept shaking her seat and otherwise acting inconsiderately. Even after she asked him to stop, it reportedly happened “again and again.” On 5ch, the report drew both sympathy and debate over whether celebrities should call out other passengers’ bad behavior on social media at all, along with plenty of chatter about Moriguchi’s own past.

    Hiroko Moriguchi on her flight: “The man behind me…” — annoying behavior “unbearable,” tried asking him to stop but “he started again”

    Singer and TV personality Hiroko Moriguchi (58) updated her X account by the 24th, writing about a major flight delay and an incident on board during a trip to Hokkaido.

    Moriguchi opened with “Shocking!” and reported that her flight arrived at Chitose Airport an hour and a half late, saying she was “stuck on the plane for 50 minutes before takeoff” — a long wait on board.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:59
    A one-hit wonder known only for "With Love to the Water Planet" (her Zeta Gundam ending theme)
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:35
    Re: #2
    Thanks to this guy and Kenji Moriwaki, SMAP actually sold records.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:45
    Re: #2
    Come on, she's got the F91 theme too!
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:56
    Re: #2 Re: #76
    Looked it up — she's been on Kohaku (NHK's New Year's Eve music special) six times and never once sang the Zeta song, lol
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:01
    Re: #1
    Hiroko Moriguchi has a bit of an awkward relationship with Kuniko Yamada and Miyuki Imori, doesn't she?
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:25
    Re: #3
    They're classmates from Horikoshi (the celebrity high school) — Imori calls Moriguchi by her real name, Hanamura.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:03
    Guy: "I used to listen to Pao Pao Station!" (Moriguchi's old late-night radio show)
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:04
    Had this happen to me on a limited express train too, except the guy also had stinky feet.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Complaints about taxis, planes, bullet trains, restaurants…
    Enough already.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    This thing where celebrities air other people's annoying behavior on social media
    They really shouldn't do it
    It's not like it makes them money or improves their image
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:40
    Re: #9
    When a celebrity with a big platform vents about this stuff, it can actually help raise public awareness and manners overall
    People rarely get called out on their everyday annoying habits since those around them don't say anything, so they stay oblivious to it
    The hard part is knowing where the line is before it just turns into nagging
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Wasn't the guy just big? She's overreacting.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:05
    Oh, so Moriguchi's dropping material for us here too now
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:19
    Re: #12
    If he's really that big, I just wish he'd keep out of other people's space.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:07
    Nobody deliberately kicks a seat like that
    Never seen it happen, never had it happen to me
    Though putting the tray table up and down can cause some jolt
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:07
    Dunno if they got tired of bashing cab drivers, but
    celebrities have been making content out of fellow passengers lately
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:08
    > As a result, she couldn't eat the Jingisukan (grilled mutton dish) she'd been looking forward to, lamenting, "Couldn't get my planned Jingisukan. Bummed."

    Hey Sponichi (Sports Nippon)
    Maybe proofread before you publish
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:11
    The real question is whether the guy realized who she was — that changes the whole situation.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:13
    Impressive that she could actually confront a weirdo like that directly.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:15
    She used to mock Gundam songs back in the day, and now she's cozying up to the fandom — that's probably why people don't like her.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:30
    Re: #27
    You're the one rewriting history here, lol
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:15
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:19
    Re: #1
    Saying stuff like this at her age just makes people think it's either menopause making her oversensitive or she's just full of herself
    We're the ones who have to put up with her voice popping up on TV uninvited, you know
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:19
    No talent for writing, this one
    Though her improv skills on live TV are pretty impressive
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:24
    That kind of thing is usually unconscious
    Same as leg-shaking or the guy at the bakery clacking his tongs nonstop
    So they should stop once you point it out… probably
    Dunno though
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:33
    Re: #44
    They'll stop when you tell them, but people like that always start up again after a while
    They say they can't help it, or that it calms them down — but at least they're aware of it in their own way
    Still, if they're aware of it, you gotta wonder why they keep doing it…
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:42
    Happened to catch NHK Nodo Jiman (the amateur singing show) and the song someone performed was wild…
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:46
    Re: #70
    https://youtu.be/vRNCxSosBiA?si=byCBm8idmTaNBxMI
    BTW that's a Hyadain (musician/composer) track

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Celebrity] Hiroko Moriguchi on her flight: “The man behind me…” — annoying behavior “unbearable,” tried asking him to stop but “he started again”.”

  • Ado to Tell Her Life Story in NHK Radio Special Airing August 30, with Narration by Hatsune Miku

    NHK announced that Ado will air a radio special on August 30 in which she reflects on her life story, and on 5channel’s Geinou/Sports News+ board, comments poured in saying “23 is way too young to be telling your life story.” At the same time, defenders chimed in with “she’s had a pretty turbulent life for her age” and “living as a masked singer is actually the ideal setup,” and the discussion expanded into whether it’s fair to question her policy of never showing her face.

    Ado to Tell Her Life Story in Full on Radio Special, Airing August 30 on NHK AM — Narration by Hatsune Miku

    The radio special “Ado ~What I Want to Tell You, From My 23-Year-Old Self~,” in which Ado delivers an “authentic, relatable” message of encouragement to children, will air on NHK AM from 8:05 to 8:55 PM on August 30. Narration for the program will be handled by Hatsune Miku.

    In the program, Ado — who released the autobiographical novel “Vivarium: Ado to Watashi” (Vivarium: Ado and Me) this past February — speaks at length about her life from childhood to the present, touching on episodes of self-denial and feelings of inferiority, and the time she spent shut away in her closet, captivated by Vocaloid music and “utaite” (singers known for covering Vocaloid songs). Through it all, she sends children a message meant to inspire courage and belief in the future.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:03
    Um, so, Ado, um— (mimicking the classic "well, um, I…" opening of a kid's school essay, punning on her name)
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:06
    Re: #2
    Ado as a little kid.
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:03
    A "23-year-old's life story," huh…
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:21
    Re: #3
    Too soon lol
    Right? Though she doesn't get bashed for it much since she doesn't show her face.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:45
    Re: #3
    Nah, she's lived a way more intense life than most people.
    Judging by age alone is just old-man thinking at this point.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:03
    Honestly not sure how much of either of them is even real.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:06
    She did a game stream once and it pulled a massive crowd.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:07
    Telling her life story at 23?
    When I was 23 I was just river fishing every day without a thought in my head.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:08
    It probably opens with 'I've always been insecure about my square-shaped face…'
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:08
    She must really have something she wants to get across through her life story.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:13
    She's missed her window to reveal her face.
    If she's ever gonna do it, now's the only time.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:13
    Making it big as a masked singer is kind of the dream, honestly.
    She gets to keep her private life to herself while still enjoying all the perks of being a celebrity.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:18
    Re: #21
    And since she's selling herself on singing ability but never really has to go all-out live, it's harder for her limits to show.
    Same goes for VTubers.
    We're heading into a world where everything's processed and edited, and the "real thing" just gets pushed out.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:14
    Just get an actual human to do the narration.
    Though I only ever listen to Hit's the Town on the radio anyway, so whatever. (referring to an NHK radio program)
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:15
    Her last real hit was like 3 years ago at this point.
    Starting to smell like she's washed up.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:18
    Shouldn't this whole anonymous-persona thing get more criticism?
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:19
    This is basically a callout to guys like us who hit middle age and still have nothing worth telling.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:19
    The second she showed her face, the fans all bailed at once.
    So blatant it's funny.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:22
    Same thing I thought when Nankai Candies' Yamasato got a life-story drama —
    she's not exactly someone with enough life behind her to tell a 'life story' yet lol
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:22
    Donating 40 million yen for the Kumamoto earthquake while still in her 20s — that's a hell of a woman.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:23
    Re: #33
    Stuff like that is usually paid for by her talent agency, you know.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:23
    Re: #1
    23-year-old: "My life story is…"

    That's a joke.
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:26
    Ado: "That was the day my soul as a singer and my soul as a dancer split apart."
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:37
    Hope she doesn't fall into the "NHK curse." (a superstition that artists decline after big NHK specials)

    Though maybe she's already in it, which is why NHK picked her up.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:37
    There were masked singers back in the Showa era too.
    Nothing new here.
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:51
    Listening to her covers made me realize her philosophy as a singer is just different from Akina's, so she doesn't need to overthink it. Pushing forward with her own style is probably the greatest respect she can pay to those who came before her. (Akina Nakamori, a legendary singer)
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:53
    Is she gonna keep this up without ever showing her face?
    I'd like to actually see her sing though.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:05
    Wait, is Ado 50 already?

    Only old geezers do this kind of retrospective thing.
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:06
    Honestly, Ado's on a rapid decline.
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Well, summing up your life in your 20s is pretty common though.
    Everyone probably feels like it's been a damn long road regardless of actual age.
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:13
    But she does talk about herself sometimes, like being an only child with parents who fought constantly…
    Still, I don't know exactly how old Ado is, but she seems pretty young, and I don't think she's racked up enough life experience yet to really call it a 'life story.'
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:16
    Re: #57
    A life story's a life story, whatever the length.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Ado to Tell Her Life Story in NHK Radio Special Airing August 30, with Narration by Hatsune Miku.”

  • Is It Rude to Photograph a Business Card Exchange Partner with Your Phone?

    An article supervised by a business-manners instructor — asking whether it’s rude to snap a photo of your business partner’s face on your smartphone while exchanging business cards — drew a wave of reactions on 5ch.

    The thread turned into a swap of real sales-floor tactics, debating the merits of handing out cards printed with your own photo, the trick of jotting someone’s distinguishing features on the back of their card, and even the compromise of just taking a photo together instead.

    I Want to Remember Faces and Names → So I Photograph the Other Person on My Smartphone During a Business Card Exchange → Is That Rude? [A Business Manners Instructor Explains] | Yorozu News

    2026.08.24 (Mon) Yumeshobo

    Person A, who works in sales, frequently exchanges business cards with people they’re meeting for the first time, and for years has struggled with the fact that “faces and names just won’t stick.”

    Source: yorozoonews.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:36
    I exchange business cards fairly often but I've never once run into someone doing that.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:58
    Re: #4
    Same here.
    Getting pretty sick of these made-up feel-good pieces.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:38
    Something like 'Just remember my name today, that's plenty' would do it.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:50
    Re: #11
    That reminds me of Sandwichman (the comedy duo).
    Nice bit of quick thinking.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:41
    Business cards with a photo on them exist, you know.
    As someone receiving one, that's actually really helpful.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:43
    Re: #22
    I guess that's what makes a top-tier salesman.
    Cuts out unnecessary awkwardness for both sides.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:45
    Re: #22
    That's common at sketchy 'black companies.'
    Pointless anyway since the person quits right after you get the card lol
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:47
    Re: #22
    I see those get dragged online and mocked all the time lol
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:48
    These days there are glasses with cameras built in, so people probably just secretly snap a photo with those, no?
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:11
    Re: #31
    That's going to turn into a real problem eventually.
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:53
    What does 'for both our sakes' even mean in the first place?
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:55
    Re: #46
    Official line: 'for both our sakes.'
    Real reason: 'for my sake.'
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:59
    Re: #1
    'A new sales rep is worthless unless the client remembers them!
    Go hand out 100 photo business cards today!
    Don't come back until every last one is gone!'
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:03
    Re: #66
    The Showa era was like the early town area in an RPG.
    Even with lousy gear (= your product), you could brute-force your way through on sheer grit.
    But as the era — the adventure — progresses, you need both a higher character level AND stronger gear (= product) to keep winning.
    If your 'gear upgrade' is a business card with a photo on it instead of an actually stronger product, that's an unwinnable stage.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:59
    In the criminal underworld, forgetting a name and face can straight-up cost you your life.
    Businessmen should carry that same level of resolve.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:03
    Re: #67
    That's called 'jingi wo kiru' (a formal yakuza-style self-introduction ritual).
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:02
    Re: #1
    Hold on, hold on, don't tell me you're just using a smartphone for this lol
    At least set up a Canon DSLR with a proper backdrop sheet!
    And while you're shooting, say 'good, good, that expression's great, hold it right there' lol
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:05
    Re: #74
    'Don't move now… oh wait, I hit the video button by accident (๑꒪͒∀꒪͒๑)'
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:06
    Openly photographing someone is rude — you should just secretly snap it instead.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    Re: #90
    True, you don't want to put the other person out, so a candid shot is the way to go! lol
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:08
    A thread full of out-of-touch old-timers getting fired up over a fluff piece.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:09
    Re: #94
    Are you a sketchy-company employee who works the photo-business-card hustle?
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:10
    It's fine if it's two middle-aged guys, but if the other person is a woman in her 20s, wouldn't this blow up into a company-wide scandal?
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:11
    Re: #104
    A company like that should just be banned outright.
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:22
    I hate having my picture taken from the bottom of my heart, so please, just don't.
    Anyone who can photograph other people without a shred of hesitation isn't even the same kind of human as me.
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:24
    Re: #138
    Fine, I'm a different kind of human then.
    So what?
    150AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:27
    Re: #138
    Fair enough, but that mindset doesn't sound suited for sales work, where putting your face out there is the whole job (´・ω・`)
    153AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    In cases like that, you just take the photo together.
    155AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:30
    Re: #153
    Arm around the shoulder, big smile.
    163AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:34
    Re: #153
    I actually think that's a great idea.
    If the sales rep is a woman, it really boosts the good impression, doesn't it.
    186AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:44
    You write their features on the back of the card.
    'Fat,' 'bald,' 'short,' that kind of thing.
    192AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:47
    Re: #186
    At first, writing stuff like that on a card was considered bad manners, but it beats forgetting who's who, so I started doing it too.
    Blame job rotation — the person in charge changes way too often these days.
    200AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:52
    Re: #186
    I do that too.
    When I add someone to my contacts app,
    I log where I met them and what they look like.
    202AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:55
    Re: #186
    If you look back through these often enough,
    just the first line on the back is enough to tell you who it is —
    but it's unsettling when someone suddenly has way more hair than before.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “I Want to Remember Faces and Names → So I Photograph the Other Person on My Smartphone During a Business Card Exchange → Is That Rude? [A Business Manners Instructor Explains]”.

  • Japan Launches First-Ever Clinical Trial for an Oral ‘Pill’ Gut Microbiome Transplant to Treat Ulcerative Colitis

    Metagen Therapeutics, a venture company launched out of Juntendo University, has begun Japan’s first clinical trial transplanting gut bacteria collected from healthy donors’ stool — encapsulated into an oral “pill” — into patients with ulcerative colitis.

    On 5ch, skeptical comments about cost-effectiveness emerged, with users arguing that “other people’s bacteria won’t take hold and will revert over time” and that “maintaining it costs millions of yen a year, making it impractical.” At the same time, the discussion expanded to cover the link between gut flora and autism, and how everyday diet affects the gut environment.

    Gut Bacteria Transplant via “Oral Pill” — Clinical Trial Begins, a Japan First, Targeting Ulcerative Colitis Patients: “Donated Stool” Turned Into Capsule Formulation by Juntendo-Affiliated Venture

    A joint Japan-US clinical trial has begun to test whether gut bacteria collected from the stool of healthy Japanese donors, administered to ulcerative colitis patients via an oral “pill,” can improve the gut environment and symptoms.

    This is Japan’s first such attempt. The oral pill is a capsule formulation developed by Metagen Therapeutics (Tsuruoka City, Yamagata Prefecture), a drug-discovery venture spun out of academia including Juntendo University.

    Source: yomiuri.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:50
    Make sure it's from a cute girl, please (lol)
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:45
    Juntendo University keeps developing groundbreaking treatments for UC, but every single one ends up being a treatment only rich people can afford.
    No matter what Juntendo develops, it brings zero benefit to the huge number of ordinary UC patients out there.
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:06
    Poop capsules (lol)
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:07
    Well, if it's the direct-transfer method…

    > The response rate for symptom improvement reached 70.3%, remission induction rate 45.9%, no serious adverse events observed, safety confirmed

    that's why.

    Gut bacteria genes and their metabolites are needed for the human body to function properly, so there should be some baseline effect.

    But the solution depends on where the root of the problem actually lies.
    If the immune cells running wild in the gut are caused by a lack of gut bacteria metabolites, this method should work.

    But if the type where the gut is contaminated with microplastics and constantly inflamed is the cause, then bacteria that actually eat and neutralize microplastics could be a more direct solution.
    Though we'd need to verify whether it's even safe to put something like that in your stomach.

    But maybe healthy people's guts actually already have those kinds of modern-adapted bacteria.
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:11
    But honestly, even if you do this, if you're not regularly eating proper vegetables, fruit, and healthy salt and oil, your gut bacteria will just end up ravaged again — without that, the effect won't last.

    But flip that around: if you're already doing something like a Mediterranean diet regularly, your gut environment naturally improves on its own.

    Though once things are already thoroughly broken down and constantly inflamed, the barrier is wrecked no matter what you eat, so everything ends up too irritating.
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:13
    These days Japanese food, emulsifiers included, is basically all stuff that destroys the gut barrier.
    It breaks the barrier, microplastics and the like get in, and the immune cells can never quite fix it — it's an endless loop.
    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:40
    I think this was originally meant for treating autism, wasn't it?
    The relationship between autism spectrum disorder (ASD) and gut bacteria still isn't well understood.
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:41
    Re: #9
    Don't know if it's true or not,
    but if this turns autistic kids who can only babble "ah" and "uh" into functioning normally, that'd be a real find.
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:45
    Forget that, what about a cure for baldness?
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:40
    With the method of introducing someone else's bacteria to change the patient's microbiome, the bacteria don't actually take hold.
    Over time it reverts back.
    To stop it from reverting you'd have to keep introducing donor bacteria regularly, which costs millions of yen a year.
    It's just not practical.
    14AnonymousAug 21, 2026 04:59
    We've already got Biofermin (a popular Japanese probiotic supplement)
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 06:21
    Re: #14
    Yeah, but this drug is marketed as human-derived.
    26AnonymousAug 21, 2026 11:55
    Wouldn't an enema work just as well? Drinking it seems like a bit much.
    28AnonymousAug 21, 2026 12:11
    Re: #26
    With an enema it'll all just come back out afterward — make it a suppository instead.
    27AnonymousAug 21, 2026 12:07
    Are coprophagists (people who eat feces) healthy?
    29AnonymousAug 21, 2026 12:17
    What if you accidentally bite into it…
    30AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:09
    Re: #29
    > Gut bacteria extracted from stool are processed into powder form using a freeze-drying method
    So it sounds like it's not literally feces itself,
    but I doubt it'll taste like chewing up a Biofermin tablet.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:23
    Even Yakult's Lactobacillus casei Shirota strain was originally isolated from a human gut — why act surprised now???

    Re: #30
    Same goes for Biofermin, honestly…
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:37
    Maybe they should include a "grown by me" photo like they do with produce lol
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 16:29
    Re: #32
    Yeah, this drug is marketed as human-derived — as opposed to Biofermin.
    34AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:03
    Antivenom serum for venomous snake bites is horse-derived, some cardiac drugs use cow-derived components…
    there are all kinds of human- and animal-derived medicines out there.
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 19:50
    My stomach's always rumbling, I want a poop transplant too
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:21
    Please add irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) to the list of targets eventually too
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 02:13
    For people with IBS, building a daily hot-bath habit will get you better results faster than trying to fix your gut environment.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 02:52
    This feels kind of behind the times to me.


    I just eat Biofermin and Joa yogurt (a Japanese probiotic yogurt brand).

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Gut Bacteria Transplant via “Oral Pill” — Clinical Trial Begins, a Japan First, Targeting Ulcerative Colitis Patients: “Donated Stool” Turned Into Capsule Formulation by Juntendo-Affiliated Venture.”