Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Prudential Life Insurance Accused of Another Money Scam Mid Sales-Suspension — 5ch Asks: “Does Being a Foreign Firm Mean Anything Goes?”

    A new allegation has surfaced that a Prudential Life Insurance sales employee in their 40s defrauded customers of money. The incident is believed to have occurred while the company was suspending new sales activity following the February revelation of improper investment solicitations, prompting a wave of “here we go again” reactions on 5ch. It was also reported that the employee in question has already died, sparking a flurry of unverified speculation on the thread.

    On the 24th, Prudential Life Insurance announced that a new suspected case of money fraud by a sales employee in their 40s had come to light. The incident may have occurred sometime after February, when the company suspended new sales following the discovery of improper investment solicitation and money fraud.

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:48
    More like… it's not something new since the last discovery —
    this is probably just something the earlier investigation missed.

    Wouldn't be surprised if more of this keeps surfacing.
    174AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:14
    Re: #27
    After the previous incident came to light
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:50
    Even with a fancy title like that, you just end up getting mocked
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:52
    The lower-tier branches can't attract talent, so they should just shut them down
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:52
    The employee involved is dead? That's way too creepy
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:54
    This is basically the insurance industry's own Big Motor scandal at this point (Big Motor — the used-car dealer chain whose insurance-fraud scheme rocked Japan)
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:55
    Re: #69
    Nah, this already tops Big Motor lol
    So a top-tier foreign firm can just get away with anything? lol
    This is insane
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:57
    Seriously, they need to change their name already
    and then they'll just go and do the same thing again, forever
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:59
    Re: #82
    Feels like it's one of two options: buy up some mid-size old-line life insurer and do a reverse merger to just swap out the shell,
    or sell the whole thing off to someone like Ping An in China
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:58
    Insurance companies are basically a scam, right?
    That's why only old people sign up
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:59
    Re: #95
    Just assume anyone pushing investments and trying to get you to buy financial products is scum, and you'll be fine
    181AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:15
    Re: #1
    The employee who pitched it is dead
    https://www.sankei.com/article/20260824-KKENRXRHZRNCFBELNA4GFZCR3Y/

    > According to Prudential, the employee was assigned to a branch in Tama City, Tokyo. The employee has already died, and the company is continuing its investigation.
    193AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:16
    Re: #181
    Did someone "silence" them?
    197AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:17
    Re: #181
    A job that gets you killed is worse than a yami-baito (a shady, often crime-linked gig-work scam job)! 😡
    230AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:22
    There are "Pru-gorilla" YouTubers (slang blending "Prudential" with pushy hard-selling) teaching sales techniques,
    but if you were on the receiving end of that stuff you'd want to snap.
    Things like "never give them an opening to refuse," "never give them time to think,"
    or "if you catch them in a slip of the tongue, hammer that one point relentlessly."
    234AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:22
    Re: #230
    That sounds more suited to a poop-flinging contest scrawled on a bathroom wall
    236AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:23
    Re: #230
    But the guys who fall for those studio-apartment investment scams are exactly the timid men that kind of pressure works on 😎
    242AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #230
    Sounds just like a scammer's manual
    260AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:29
    This is exactly why Japan values its "athletic club" jocks over the highly educated smart guys lol
    274AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:30
    Re: #260
    Because if you're in an athletic club and a senior recommends something, it's hard to say no.
    With life insurance sales too, the standard playbook is to get you to sign up your own family and friends first
    280AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:33
    Re: #260
    You lose out to jocks and still call yourself highly educated? Smart?

    The real problem is that nobody ever kept the "only good at studying" idiots out of school in the first place
    270AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:30
    People have no idea how many organized-crime front companies and former-gang-run businesses
    are out there, quietly raking it in, way more than you'd think lol
    278AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:32
    Re: #270
    Mediating and settling disputes is their real specialty. Wherever there's a shady business, there's a shadow of organized crime
    283AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:34
    Re: #270
    Of course nobody knows
    This is a country where as long as you claim to be "working," anything goes
    308AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:39
    Basically, insurance companies are nothing but bookies running the house.
    Even more so when they're foreign-owned
    315AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:40
    Re: #308
    They make their living off people's anxiety after all
    Absolutely rotten

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Prudential Life Insurance, Another Case of Money Extortion?”.

  • Switch 2’s Official Pro Controller D-Pad Draws Complaints Over Misinputs

    On 5ch’s Hardware & Industry board (Gaming Hardware), users have raised a string of complaints about the official Pro Controller for the Nintendo Switch 2 (Pro Controller 2), claiming that pressing the D-pad diagonally often registers the wrong direction. Some reported repeated move-input mistakes while playing “Dusk Blood,” and others recommended switching to third-party pads like 8BitDo. Meanwhile, other posters shared image guides on the “correct” way to hold the D-pad, sparking a broader discussion about workarounds.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:10
    This garbage controller registers 'up' even when I'm pressing sideways.
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:11
    In Dusk Blood I've had this happen like 30 times: 'press left to switch special moves → it registers up instead and I use a healing item.' Absolute garbage.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:38
    Re: #2
    Same here (literally me).
    When I was testing Dusk Blood, I meant to press left but it registered down, so I threw a Molotov at my own feet and took damage.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:15
    Yeah, the official Pro Controller 2's D-pad really is mushy and hard to use.
    I bought an 8BitDo Ultimate 2 as a replacement and honestly prefer it — it's all I use now, on PC and Switch alike.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:30
    The Joy-Con already got separate D-pad buttons — couldn't they redesign the Pro Controller the same way?

    Re: #9
    Right?!
    Those clicky, separated D-pad buttons are easier to press and harder to misinput.
    I like the Xbox controller for the same reason — I wish more pads did it that way.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:16
    Re: #3
    So that means you've moved on to Switch 2 and aren't playing on the original Switch anymore.
    Quite different from the barrier of not buying a PS5 or a PS5 Pro.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #11
    You're actually playing on a Switch 2?
    Show me the Pro Controller.
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:40
    Re: #33
    If you're going to run a smear campaign, you should change your ID (5ch's daily poster tag) — you're bad-mouthing Nintendo in other threads too.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:11
    Re: #36
    I'm not Re: #3 posting under a different name or anything.
    All I'm saying is, if you're playing Dusk Blood, the Pro Controller is absolute garbage.
    It's obvious Nintendo never designed for intense games where you work the left stick and the D-pad at the same time.
    Even now that FromSoftware has joined the Nintendo family, the hardware foundation for core gamers just isn't there.
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:42
    Yeah, PlayStation's D-pad is just the best.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:44
    Re: #39
    It's impressive that you don't feel anything off about that one.
    Are diagonals and fine adjustments really that easy and natural on it?
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:45
    Re: #41
    For diagonals you'd just use the stick, no?
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:46
    Re: #41
    You operate it with the pad of your thumb.
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:47
    I really didn't expect them to still use potentiometer-type sticks even in the Pro Controller 2.
    Given the drift issues, they should've switched to a contactless stick design.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:54
    Re: #48
    I haven't really heard about drift issues with either the Joy-Con 2 or the Pro Controller 2, so I think it's safe to say they properly fixed that.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:49
    https://kakuge-guide.com/kakuge-padoyabyubiitai/

    This is the correct thumb placement for the D-pad.
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:53
    Re: #45
    PlayStation's directional buttons are split in the middle, so if you operate them with the pad of your thumb, the corners dig in and it hurts.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:55
    Re: #57
    Re: #49
    Like this — you rest your thumb joint right on the center.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:51
    What matters on the Pro Controller 2 is gyro accuracy — the D-pad barely gets used, who cares about it?
    The only thing you'd even use it for is Tetris 99, right?
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:52
    Re: #55
    I use it constantly in Dusk Blood.
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:37
    Nobody even uses the D-pad these days anyway, right?
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:39
    Re: #102
    Plenty of Soulslike games use it regularly.
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:11
    Re: #102
    Call of Duty and Battlefield use it heavily too.
    In hectic PvP games, the 'Monster Hunter claw grip' (holding the pad with fingers wrapped to hit face buttons and D-pad at once) ends up being essential.

    So in the end the PS default layout is the way to go —
    competitive scene players don't bother with all those extra buttons on cheap Chinese multi-button pads.
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:22
    Re: #136
    All of them, lol.
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #138
    Huh?
    The Joy-Con's separated D-pad buttons can't really misinput though.
    142AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:27
    Re: #140
    That's a 'directional button,' not technically a 'cross-shaped button' though.
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:29
    Re: #142
    The Joy-Con's D-pad is officially called a 'cross-shaped button'
    Nintendo's own materials list it as '十字ボタン' (cross button).
    141AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:25
    Layout is just personal preference.
    It's not like you can only own one pad — use whichever fits the game.

    https://jpeg.men/1IvU6CDJMHf.jpg
    155AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:34
    ↓ Here's Dusk Blood's control scheme


    And this is for a super hectic PvP game?
    FromSoftware clearly never actually play-tested it, lol (or so I hear).
    157AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:37
    Re: #155
    Way too much load is put on the Y button.
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:42
    Re: #155
    It's rough unless you can work the stick with the base of your finger while also pressing buttons.
    The left-hand side is a dealbreaker.
    161AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:40
    Calling it a 'D-pad' (十字キー) shows respect.
    https://www.nintendo.com/jp/hardware/switch/accessories/img/controller/img-spec-fc-01.webp

    And yet, for some reason, the Nintendo fanboys ('Nishi-kun') are denying that it's called a D-pad.
    165AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:42
    Re: #161
    Doesn't it literally say 'cross-shaped button' (十字ボタン)…?
    180AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:50
    Re: #161
    Re: #174
    Okay, this is actually hilarious.
    181AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:51
    Generations of handheld consoles


    Handhelds are always full of shape compromises.
    On the Vita, the buttons and stick don't interfere with each other.

    For handheld form factors, neither symmetrical nor asymmetrical layouts really work.
    Maybe putting both sticks up top like the Wii U GamePad would be better.
    And yeah, it's probably an impossible ask either way.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry / Gaming Hardware) thread “Why isn’t anyone criticizing the Switch 2 Pro Controller’s D-pad even though it’s industrial waste?

  • Smartphone-Addicted Teens, the “Dopamine Kids”: Heavy Social Media Use Linked to Falling Grades — Half of Japanese 9th Graders Spend 3+ Hours a Day Online

    5ch picked up on a Sankei Shimbun article about minors dubbed “dopamine kids” (ドパガキ) who can’t tear themselves away from the stimulation of social media. Reacting to data showing that half of ninth-graders spend more than three hours a day on SNS, the thread split between “TV brain and game brain were the same back in the day” and “smartphones are different because they combine phone, games, and manga all in one device.”

    At the same time, plenty of posters turned the joke on themselves, noting that “the old geezers on 5ch criticizing this are the real ‘dopamine geezers,’ glued to their screens for hours” — with many pointing out the discussion conveniently ignored adults’ own smartphone and SNS addiction.

    I can’t live without SNS. A growing number of minors, dubbed “dopamine kids,” are unable to stop scrolling their smartphone screens, hooked on the endless stream of stimulating content pouring out at them.

    Sankei Shimbun

    Source: sankei.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:19
    If we're going there, mobile games seem more likely to turn kids into "dopamine kids" than SNS does.
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:58
    Re: #4
    Mobile games are still better since there's at least some room for thinking involved.
    Short-form video literally requires zero brainpower, that's exactly why this happens.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:20
    Re: #1
    What a joke.
    TV brain, game brain, MMO brain…
    and now "smartphone (lol) brain" too?
    SNS addiction? Give me a break.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:04
    Re: #5
    Says the middle-aged guy addicted to 5ch.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    Boring schoolwork is only useful to a handful of people anyway — being good at using a smartphone is actually more useful.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:27
    Re: #10
    I get that the point-scoring "studying" taught at school isn't really useful, but…
    honing your skill at swiping a phone screen to play mini-games and scroll through junk posts isn't exactly useful either.
    138AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #10
    Doing boring schoolwork and sticking with it — that's what academics is about.
    The ones who can't do that are the ones who fall behind.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:23
    "Dopamine kid" sounds like exactly the kind of term 5ch regulars (ネラー, "netora," board users) would love, but I haven't seen many people actually using it.
    Then again, maybe most of us were dopamine kids ourselves and just don't realize it.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    Re: #12
    The ring of it is off.
    It's like "Dragoboo" — a clunky nickname nobody actually uses; 5ch regulars just won't say it.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:27
    The old geezers on 5ch are just internet addicts who can't handle smartphones or SNS properly.
    208AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:57
    Re: #18
    More to the point, Ice Age generation (氷河期, Japan's "employment ice age" cohort) parents used to mock PC-addicted singles, but now their own kids have become smartphone addicts — that's pretty dumb.

    And on top of that, smartphones build way fewer real skills than PCs do.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:31
    More than 3 hours a day? Don't underestimate us dopamine geezers on 5ch — we're pushing 20+ hours.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:17
    Re: #25
    5ch is basically a hellscape of dopamine geezers bashing dopamine kids.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:31
    This hasn't changed since forever.
    Games and manga eat up time too, so of course study time drops relatively and grades fall.
    Stop spinning it like smartphones are uniquely the villain.
    In every era, dumb kids are dumb kids.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:44
    Re: #26
    The problem with smartphones is that one device does games, manga, TV, and phone calls all at once.
    There's never been anything before where people stumble around staring at their device while walking and still can't put it down.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:32
    I can't put my phone down for 24 hours straight.
    I'm gripping it even while I sleep.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:36
    Re: #27
    I've got several devices on my bed too, but the radiation exposure worries me.
    The closer it is, the bigger the effect probably is, and sleeping for hours with it right next to your head can't be good for you.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:37
    The jealousy from useless Ice Age generation folks who think they're smart feels great.
    210AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:59
    Re: #38
    What about Gen Z, who aren't even smart to begin with (lol)?
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:44
    Dopamine kid
    Serotonin kid
    Opioid kid
    Adrenaline kid
    Noradrenaline kid
    Anything else?
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:47
    Re: #45
    Oxytocin kid — a kid who loves dogs and cats.
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:48
    There's a song themed around "dopamine kids" by the band Yabai T-shirts Yasan (ヤバイTシャツ屋さん) called "Algorithm no Inu" ("Dog of the Algorithm").
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:09
    Re: #54
    They sing it while absolutely trashing the subject — love it (lol).
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:50
    Smartphone addiction isn't just a kid thing, adults are just as bad.
    Get on a train and it's packed with passengers staring down at their phones. Looks just like a horde of zombies.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:50
    Re: #56
    Anyone NOT looking at their phone looks like the suspicious one these days.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:21
    Re: #56
    True, but it's especially bad for kids to be steeped in smartphones during the years their brain and mind are still developing.
    Today's 40-somethings and up didn't even have smartphones when they were students.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:53
    There's clearly been a huge rise in bottom-tier parents who can't even discipline their kids.


    When I see a kid sitting properly and quietly on a train seat, next to a parent sitting up straight with their knees together, I'm genuinely impressed.
    It's become a truly rare sight.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:57
    Re: #65
    But kids naturally run higher on dopamine than adults do, so forcing them into adult values doesn't really work.
    It's normal for kids to shout at the top of their lungs and run around.
    What matters in the end is self-motivation — not doing something just because a parent says so, but wanting to do it because you look up to your parent.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:55
    Kids can't self-regulate their impulses, so they shouldn't be given smartphones in the first place.
    The reason people can't stop using their phones comes down to being unable to suppress their thirst for knowledge and curiosity.
    Back before even flip phones existed, let alone smartphones, kids would turn summer homework into a plaything — that's how much kids hate doing nothing.
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:57
    Re: #67
    That just means summer homework is unnecessary now.
    You can ask AI on your phone and get taught anything, so memorizing quiz questions and answers dreamed up by some bureaucrat is a waste of time.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:57
    Old men and old women alike are fighting on X every single day — everyone would be happier if SNS were regulated.
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:04
    Re: #71
    Even the foreign countries pushing that opinion are getting divided on it now.
    Maybe people are just getting tired of dealing with the whole SNS issue.
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    You guys are dopamine uncles.

    Only those who can go without 5ch for even a single day have the right to criticize dopamine kids.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:10
    Re: #85
    One week off the internet.
    Honestly, I'm surprised I was able to make it this far myself!
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:12
    5ch doesn't hurt your ability to think though. Lucky us.
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #107
    Times really do change.
    Who'd have thought 5ch would end up looking sane compared to endless short-form video…
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:30
    Get on a train and look around.
    Middle-aged and older people are exactly the same.
    133AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    Re: #132
    There's like 5% of people who can't put their phone down even on a packed train.
    178AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:15
    Re: #132
    Weekly magazine and manga magazine sales started crashing hard around 2010, and the explanation at the time was "the baby boomer generation, who bought them to read on the train, retired en masse."
    But it seems more likely that the bigger factor was people switching over to smartphones.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Smartphone-Addicted Minors, the “Dopamine Kids👦”: Heavy SNS Use Tied to Falling Grades — Half of 9th Graders Spend Over 3 Hours a Day Online.”

  • Yuki Maomi Announces Divorce — Moved to Malaysia with Two Daughters for ‘Mother-Child Study Abroad’ While Husband Stayed in Japan

    TV personality Yuki Maomi announced her divorce on Instagram on August 24, saying she was “ending our relationship as a married couple and starting down a new path.” Her talent agency has also confirmed the divorce to reporters.

    Since last August she had been living in Malaysia with her two daughters on a “mother-child study abroad” arrangement, while her husband stayed behind in Japan — a setup that fueled thread discussion ranging from how to pick a place to relocate to, to comparisons with other celebrities who’ve moved overseas, like Nakata Atsuhiko and his wife.

    Mon, Aug 24, 5:03 PM

    Daily Sports

    TV personality Yuki Maomi, who relocated to Malaysia with her two daughters last August for a “mother-child study abroad” program, updated her Instagram on the 24th. “We’ve decided to end our relationship as a married couple and each start down a new path,” she wrote. Her agency also confirmed the divorce to Daily Sports.

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:30
    Wait, what's her nationality again?
    This female talent?
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:31
    The woman who saved Ikushima Kikaku-shitsu (her talent agency)
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:40
    Reply to Re: #5:
    The president vanished after sweeping both the Central and Pacific Leagues (a rare baseball feat)
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:31
    Well, of course they're getting divorced —
    if you were content with an ordinary life, you wouldn't want to go live somewhere like Malaysia in the first place
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:31
    I wonder if "Maomi" is written with the kanji 真央美
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:31
    Is the husband even Japanese?
    Feels like these two will end up moving back regardless
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:32
    Her claim to fame is being a commentator on Miyaneya (a daytime talk show)
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Why Malaysia, of all places?
    Does she have crypto holdings or something?
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:40
    Reply to Re: #20:
    For overseas Chinese, Malaysia probably feels like their own backyard
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:48
    Reply to Re: #20:
    Because it's a cheap destination for English-language education
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Miyaneya's ending too, so I doubt there's any work waiting for her even if she comes home
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    The name rang a bell so I looked her up, but I had no idea who she actually was
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Did they just stay in Malaysia and hash the divorce out online?
    This was probably decided a while ago, wasn't it?
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:35
    Speaking of "30 points"…
    Yuki Maomi
    King Kong (the comedy duo)
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:35
    I've actually been to her family's Chinese restaurant in Saga City
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:37
    Reply to Re: #36:
    Did you order the "Maomi Set Meal," obviously?
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:36
    Feels like the Nakata couple moved back to Japan too…

    Does every celebrity's overseas move end in failure?
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:40
    Reply to Re: #37:
    Heard the Nakatas were prepping their kid for junior-high entrance exams
    Wasn't it just a few years' worth of tax savings from the start anyway?
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:43
    Reply to Re: #37:
    With the yen this weak…
    If you're earning and saving in dollars you might hold out a bit longer, but these are Japanese celebrities lol

    Kikuchi Ami, who's apparently heading there next, might be getting played by someone too
    An, who lives in France, could show her real skill if she can actually land work paid in euros when she puts her mind to it
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:49
    Reply to Re: #37:
    Enjoying life in a foreign country is its own kind of talent
    There must be plenty of unpleasant moments too
    People who leave because they've given up on Japan out of dislike were never going to make it work
    In the end you have to compromise somewhere
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:36
    There's so much about Yuki Maomi I didn't know

    Born to a father who is half Japanese, half Chinese, and a mother who is half Russian, half Chinese [4].
    Her family runs a Chinese restaurant in Saga [5][6].
    Graduated from Saga Prefectural Chien-kan High School, then Tokyo Gakugei University's Faculty of Education, elementary school teacher training course, Japanese language major [3][5].

    On September 25, 1990, she obtained a Class 4 amateur radio license and went on air (callsign JM6CRT) [27].
    Her whole family holds amateur radio licenses (her father Class 2, her mother and herself Class 4).
    She also earned an elementary school teaching license during university [4].

    Comedian Arioshi Hiroyuki gave her the nickname "62 points" [28].
    Later, as a running joke, it sometimes got knocked down to "30 points."

    In 2002 she took Fuji TV's announcer hiring exam but was rejected at the final interview [29][30],
    and decided to go freelance from then on [10].
    She also once failed a Morning Musume audition [31].
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:37
    Reply to Re: #38:
    Graduating from a top national university is a point in her favor
    Private universities admit a lot of people via recommendation, so that's not a reliable gauge of academic ability
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:38
    Overreaching and moving to a developing country like that — no wonder it doesn't work out
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:38
    I bet she got divorced because she couldn't even stand looking at his face anymore
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:43
    Huh, so a recommendation slot for Gakugei University actually goes to the second-tier high school in Saga City
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:44
    Reply to Re: #76:
    A lot of students from Saga get in there
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:52
    See? Getting married doesn't make you happy, does it?
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:54
    Reply to Re: #106:
    I don't think you're one to talk
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:55
    Don't really care lol
    Do whatever you want

    Come to think of it, wasn't she the one on TV who
    stuck her chopsticks straight up in her bowl of rice
    while talking? lol
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:57
    Reply to Re: #113:
    What's that about
    A funeral??? (standing chopsticks upright in rice is a funeral taboo in Japan)
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:00
    Quite a few celebrities actually live in Malaysia
    Kikuchi Ami, Nakata Atsuhiko, GACKT…
    Guess it's a solid spot to relocate to
    135AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:01
    Reply to Re: #130:
    Aren't you mixing that up with Singapore?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Yuki Maomi announces divorce, “ending our relationship as a married couple” — agency confirms to press — moved to Malaysia last August with two daughters for mother-child study abroad, husband stayed in Japan.”

  • ONE PIECE Announces Two New Films — Fans Worry: ‘Finish the Manga First’

    At ‘ONE PIECE DAY ’26,’ currently underway at Makuhari Messe, two new films were announced: ‘FILM GOD VALLEY,’ set for release in summer 2027, and ‘FILM BAAD,’ due in 2029. While many on 5ch welcomed the news, plenty of comments voiced concern over the manga’s ever-lengthening run — now approaching 30 years — with remarks like ‘Finish the original story first’ and ‘It’s still not over?’

    Users dug up graphs of tankobon sales trends and Weekly Shonen Jump’s circulation figures, sparking a broader debate about the ideal length for a serialized manga and how classic series should be brought to a close.

    Mon, Aug 24, 4:15 PM

    It was announced that two new films for the ONE PIECE anime will be produced back to back. While the long-awaited news sparked cheers from fans, some readers weren’t so thrilled about the back-to-back big projects, saying they’d rather see the source manga move forward than get more movies.

    On day two of the ‘ONE PIECE DAY ’26’ event held at Makuhari Messe in Chiba on August 23, a special announcement aired right after the main stage program wrapped up, revealing that ‘ONE PIECE FILM GOD VALLEY’ will open nationwide in summer 2027, followed by ‘ONE PIECE FILM BAAD’ in 2029.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:23
    It's not like he's constantly going on hiatus, he's actually keeping up the serialization properly, so what's the problem?
    If anything I want to be entertained for a long time.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    Re: #7
    You clearly don't read the actual magazine lol
    He takes breaks pretty often, like for research trips.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:24
    Fans don't actually want it to end.
    They just want the story to actually move forward.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:29
    Re: #8
    Oh, that's actually a smart take.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:26
    Demon Slayer merch isn't even making money anymore, it's totally played out.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #12
    They even put out plum-and-kelp flavored snacks to match the show's setting lol
    That kind of collab was never going to work.

    But does ONE PIECE even have collabs or merch tie-ins?
    I've never seen a kid actually playing that card game that caused a stir recently, either.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:31
    Maybe they're planning to wrap up the finale to coincide with the 2029 movie?
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:30
    Re: #15
    That'd genuinely be trash.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    After ONE PIECE ends, do you actually want to read something like Samurai 8? Or Sorachi's 'Yuusha' one-shot (a short manga by Gintama's creator)?
    Keeping ONE PIECE going is clearly the better option.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:42
    Re: #20
    Naruto is way better off just for having actually ended.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:35
    Movies are supposed to stay as disconnected from the main plot as possible, so they don't affect the story's progression.

    But these ones suddenly introduce new characters, like a past Admiral or Shanks' kid, and then you're left wondering why the manga never mentions them at all — it creates way too many continuity paradoxes.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #23
    They should just adapt one arc of the manga into a movie, like Demon Slayer or Chainsaw Man did.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:45
    Oda: 'I always draw manga aimed at kids. I'll pander to boys all day long, but I never pander to adults at all (laughs).'


    Boys and girls: 'Huh? I don't read ONE PIECE.'
    Middle-aged men and women: 'Huh? We're the ones reading ONE PIECE.'

    (Graph is from 2011)

    Oda's been dragging out a 'kids' story manga for 30 years now…
    The original readers are all middle-aged now.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:47
    The people wishing for it to end are probably the ones who think it's boring but keep dragging themselves through it anyway.
    They should just hope it gets good instead.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:12
    Re: #38
    Everyone already knows it's beyond saving at this point.
    Even if you tried to make it good again, there are too many tangled threads that'll snag on something.
    If he's going to do that kind of thing at this stage, I'd rather he save the idea for a new series.

    Wasn't it Matsui Yuusei who said a manga is at its most interesting if you end it around volume 30? (creator of Assassination Classroom)
    That's basically a famous quote at this point.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:49
    Oda: 'Even getting together with veteran creators, if our hit levels are too different, we don't really connect. Even when we talk about tankobon sales figures or movie adaptations, there are things that just don't land.
    Kishimoto and I can talk on the same level, so we get each other.'
    Oda: 'Leave the #1 sales spot in Jump to me as its ace.'


    'Honestly I've been allowed to do just about everything,
    and I've already done most of what past hit creators have done,
    so I'm not sure what to do next.
    What I want first is something like a 'target to aim for.'
    Right now I'm a bit stuck because there's no one ahead of me.
    If there'd been someone who had an even bigger hit before,
    I could just chase after them,
    but looking at the numbers, I ended up in the top spot myself,
    so there's this feeling of 'what do I even do from here?''
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:50
    30 years, huh.
    If long-running series like this keep showing up, there's now a real chance you could start reading one and die before ever finishing it.
    30 years in a weekly magazine is genuinely impressive, but please wrap it up before I die.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:23
    Re: #43
    That's exactly what happened with something like 'Glass Mask' — plenty of fans who'd followed it since it started and were looking forward to the ending ended up passing away first.
    (Though that one's basically been on indefinite hiatus anyway.)
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:52
    The 30 years Jump spent alongside ONE PIECE have been a steady decline the whole way.

    You could even argue that ONE PIECE staying on top the whole time is itself proof that Jump was already washed up.
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #46
    The drop from '96 to '97 is brutal lol
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:15
    Re: #46
    Dragon Ball — or really, Toriyama Akira himself — was just on another level.
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:27
    Re: #46
    Guess Dragon Ball, YuYu Hakusho, and Slam Dunk really were legendary (and maybe Dai no Daibouken too, just barely).
    '94 to '96, when those four series ended, was the peak, and the very next year circulation dropped from about 5.8 million copies to just over 4 million.
    From '97 (when ONE PIECE started) it's been a slow, steady decline.

    And right in that transitional period you've got Rurouni Kenshin and Yu-Gi-Oh! carrying things.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:53
    Oda's clearly still bitter about losing to Demon Slayer, so bitter.
    His complex about it is out of control at this point, so what can you do.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:56
    Re: #49
    Just looking at tankobon volumes, ONE PIECE crushes it with 115 volumes to Demon Slayer's 23!!
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:55
    Each volume is still selling 3 million copies, there's no way they're ending it.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #51
    It's not selling anywhere near that well anymore.

    [Sad news] ONE PIECE sales are cratering at an insane rate lolololololololololololol
    https://greta.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/poverty/1785200713/

    Volume / First-week sales
    (Days counted in parentheses)
    Vol. 100: 1,170,000 (3 days) ← the milestone 100th volume

    Vol. 105: 1,022,180 (3 days)
    Vol. 106: 1,089,661 (6 days) ← end of the Wano arc

    (A pretty tone-deaf comment made around the end of Wano)
    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/rock1963roll/imgs/6/f/6f3d28f4.jpg
    Vol. 107: 890,494 (4 days)
    Vol. 108: 994,538 (7 days)
    Vol. 109: 811,541 (4 days) ← end of the Egghead arc

    Vol. 111: 745,833 (6 days) ← start of the Elbaf arc
    Vol. 112: 557,960 (3 days)
    Vol. 113: 600,838 (6 days)
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    At my old job, someone brought a paper fan into the break room from a ONE PIECE collab with Usami (a gas station chain),
    and all the characters had legs like Astro Boy and were flying through the sky or something.
    What even was that?
    As someone who doesn't follow anime or manga normally, I had absolutely no idea what was going on.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:03
    Re: #59
    If you don't get it, don't worry about it.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:14
    Re: #1
    Does it really need to end, though?
    Plenty of classics are unfinished — Phoenix, Chojin Locke, Glass Mask, Crest of the Royal Family, Bastard!!, Berserk, Act-Age, and more.
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #70
    Suzue (Miuchi, the Glass Mask author) apparently still intends to keep drawing it, at least nominally.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #70
    Hajime no Ippo, Golgo 13, Shizuka Naru Don, Cooking Papa, Fishing Fool's Diary, Shima Kosaku, Kaiji…
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #70
    A real classic is one that stays entertaining all the way to the ending, though.
    The ones listed above are only 'classic candidates' — they could still botch the final act and end up written off as duds.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:18
    Re: #69
    So you're saying Kimi ni Todoke, Blade of the Immortal, and Kuroko's Basketball are the true supreme classics, then?
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:31
    Re: #76
    It's not that ending at volume 30 is inherently good lol
    It's just that around there is the limit for wrapping things up cleanly with almost no contradictions, while it's still within the author's original vision.
    87AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:25
    Yeah, shonen manga really should wrap up somewhere around 30 to 40 volumes.
    I just re-read Ushio and Tora recently and it really reinforced that for me.
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:30
    Re: #87
    Fujita's (Kazuhiro Fujita, Ushio and Tora's author) current new series is actually pretty good, I'd recommend it.
    You can skip Gekko Jorei and Souboutei, though.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:26
    It's actually moving forward, unlike Detective Conan.
    Conan's the one that's really in trouble.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:28
    The God Valley arc was super boring, and they're making it a movie?
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #93
    Guess it'll draw in all the Shakky fans.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ‘ONE PIECE Announces Two New Films Simultaneously, but Fans Worry About Story Delays: ‘Finish the Original First,’ ‘So It’s Still Not Over?’

  • Imu-Sama Bears a Contract Mark — ‘Secret Mastermind’ Theory Emerges; 5ch: ‘Now They’re Even Ripping Off Naruto’

    In the latest One Piece chapter, what looks like a “Deep Sea Contract” mark was spotted on the arm of Imu-sama — long assumed to be the series’ ultimate villain — sparking speculation on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo (“Everything Live”) board that Imu might actually answer to someone even higher up. Alongside joking theories comparing the mark to religious motifs like Buddha or Christ, plenty of commenters also vented frustration over the series dragging on and its recent story direction.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:16
    There's a Deep Sea Contract mark on his arm, so it looks like he's got someone he's contracted with.
    pbs.twimg.com/media/HQbAhIZaUAABilL.jpg
    pbs.twimg.com/media/HQdpFA6bEAAT0Bx.jpg
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:18
    I mean, he was the weakest of the original 20 kings anyway.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:21
    That art looks like he couldn't be bothered to draw it properly. Feels like there's a war going on in Oda's head between 'I want to draw every little detail' Oda and 'I just want this to be easier' Oda.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:21
    So the big boss is rocking a tattoo that looks like a kid drew it?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:21
    Just wrap it up already, seriously.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    If Imu is the Buddha, then of course there's a Great Buddha out there too.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:26
    Re: #13
    Whaaat?! Now THAT'S a wild theory!!
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:28
    Re: #13
    There's already a 'Human-Human Fruit, Model: Great Buddha' in the story, you know. The Great Buddha is real!
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:39
    Re: #13
    So now, at this point, we're getting the 'Sengoku is the mastermind' theory?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:26
    Design looks like something Umezawa Fumio would sign off on (a TV personality famously mocked for his gaudy, tacky fashion sense).
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:27
    This isn't what One Piece fans wanted — they wanted a battle with Blackbeard and the like.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:28
    Feels like even the author doesn't know what he's going for anymore.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    So now they're even ripping off Naruto?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Ace… tell me that's fake?
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #32
    Did they actually misspell ACE as ASE?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:35
    Wasn't it already 5 years since he said 'it'll be over in 5 years'? At this rate it's not gonna be over even 5 more years from now lol
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:41
    Re: #34
    Make that another 15 years.
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #34
    That's 5 years on the in-story timeline. It's probably only been a few months so far.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:36
    Wait, is Kid just done showing up now? I liked him precisely because he's such an edgelord…
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:38
    Re: #35
    Same, I want to see the Heart Pirates again too, so I wish they'd hurry up and wrap the Elbaf arc already.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:47
    Imu = Buddha. So all that's left is Muhammad and Jesus?
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:51
    Re: #50
    This guy's surname is Nerona = God, so that one's covered too.
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:51
    He won't listen to his editor, but the second readers start bashing him he randomly course-corrects — so you end up with the worst possible outcome: characters that are all over the place.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:57
    It'll probably end with him and Blackbeard just trading exhausted punches till it's over.
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:59
    Re: #60
    Both of them burn through their Devil Fruit powers and Haki, it turns into a bare-knuckle brawl, they each lose an arm, and then collapse after making a heart shape with their own blood or something?
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:05
    So he's saying he'll blaspheme Christ, Abraham, every god there is? That's basically Kiryu talking (a delinquent-manga antagonist from Crows/Worst famous for vowing to take on everyone, gods included).
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:06
    Re: #71
    You bastard—!! There's no way Oda-sensei would pull some cheap 'Tough'-style sales stunt, huh—!? (mock-shouting in the exaggerated style of delinquent manga dialogue)
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:10
    Feels like this is genuinely turning into Sword Master Yamato at this point (a manga infamous for dragging its plot on forever without resolution).
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:11
    Re: #78
    Ooh, you said it, you actually said it.
    87AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:15
    Re: #78
    Though to be fair, Sword Master Yamato did wrap up all its foreshadowing and mysteries in one go by the end.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:14
    Feels like you guys are just bashing Oda nonstop, huh? I mean sure, One Piece isn't great right now, but… what, did people here actually have high expectations for it?
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:18
    Re: #84
    Jujutsu Kaisen was like that through its whole second half too. Once it ends, the complaints stop.
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:22
    Re: #84
    At the end of the day, people are still following the latest chapters. Well, I get wanting to complain though.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:15
    Honestly, it's been out of step with readers ever since the 'every pirate crew needs a musician lol' logic behind Brook joining. 20 years of this, and readers have gradually been filtered out to get where we are now. I wonder what percentage of the original readership is even left.
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:20
    Re: #86
    Thriller Bark started after the series' 10th anniversary, and even by that point the story really hadn't progressed much.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:32
    He's been one of the pillars propping up Jump all this time, warts and all, so the least they could do is let him reach his own ending instead of just cancelling it. They slapped the label 'Final Saga' on it, so everyone assumed it was actually ending and they held off making movies after RED — but now it looks like it's not ending after all, since they've started making movies again. If one's slated for a 2029 release, that means they're estimating at least 3 more years before it wraps. Which, in 'Oda math,' means it's got another 9 years in it.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:44
    Re: #101
    Hard to say how the Jump editorial team actually feels about the dragging-on. If they're just grateful for the sales it brings in, they'd probably want it to run forever. But if they think it's become unsightly as a manga and that he should wrap it up already, then the trust between them is probably eroding.
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:35
    Wasn't Kaido supposed to be the strongest creature alive? Is that getting 'Pell'-ed too? (a running joke referencing how side character Pell's death was quietly retconned, i.e. continuity getting silently ignored)
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:41
    Re: #102
    Best not to think too hard about consistency at this point.
    Characters just talk about what they personally know. That's how it works in real life, right? It'd be weird if fiction worked differently from reality when reality is like that.
    ↑ The moment you start saying that about a work of fiction, it's game over.
    Then what about stuff like stretching arms — things that are flat-out impossible in reality — what about that kind of creative license, huh?
    It's precisely because it's impossible in reality that the audience has to imagine the world based on the information given within the story — if you reject that, they've got nothing left to go on.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo board) thread “[Sad News] One Piece’s Imu-Sama Turns Out to Be Just Some Familiar’s Pet lmaooooooooooo.”

  • Morning Musume Set for First-Ever Year With Zero Albums, Just One Single — Juice=Juice Also Looking at Zero New Singles

    Morning Musume looks set to close out 2026 with zero albums and just one single — a first in the group’s history. Juice=Juice is also on track to end the year with zero singles, reportedly the first time that’s happened in Hello! Project since the “MoBeKiMaSu” era (the early-2010s heyday when Morning Musume, Berryz Kobo, °C-ute, and S/mileage were the core lineup). On the thread, opinions were split over why releases have dried up, with posters pointing to member graduation timing, the agency’s management structure, and comparisons to the Tsunku♂ era.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:06
    Morning Musume.
    Through 2018: always had at least 2 singles
    2019: 1 album, 1 single
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:11
    Morning Musume '26 has solo/unit shows running through November tied to this single, so there's probably nothing else coming this year.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Re: #7
    They could still drop one in December though
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Why didn't they put out a single to coincide with Maria's graduation?
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #9
    Because there wasn't one scheduled
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #9
    She can barely sing anyway
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:14
    Because the 18th-gen members weren't ready in time
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Re: #11
    What does whether the new members are ready have to do with releasing a single?
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:19
    Re: #16
    Look at BEYOOOOONDS' "High Tension" — the new members weren't on that one either
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:14
    Juice=Juice simply doesn't have time to prep new songs — apparently even the EP had to be thrown together in a rush
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #14
    Maybe there's a heartfelt winter song from Kohmi Hirose in the works — something like "Ge-Dan" (the Morning Musume hit she wrote back in the day)
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:15
    Oda's doing the lottery-draw WithLIVE event on this single — the usual thing Morning Musume does for departing members — so this will be the last CD she's ever on
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:17
    Re: #15
    After that it's probably just a photobook release — no more CDs for her
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:21
    BEYOOOOONDS gave Kojima a solo bit on "Shoshi Sengan" — a shame Morning Musume couldn't do a little more for her on "Yes ka No ka Watashika"
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:43
    Re: #25
    Otsubo and Sugiyama should get one too
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    Back when Tsunku was running the show solo, every group put out 4 singles and 1 album a year. Now it's just "Hashi Pro" (a jab at Hello! Project's current management) — they keep adding groups while release counts keep shrinking
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:23
    Re: #26
    And Up-Front is the one who stepped in and stopped things from nearly dying back then — pretty ungrateful to turn around and complain
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    Re: #29
    He was cranking out great songs in 2013 right when he got told he was being cut loose — then on the New Year's "Young Town" radio show his voice was completely shot, and soon after that his cancer was found. That's obviously stress from getting fired
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:26
    Re: #29
    Releases dropped because they moved to multiple songwriters — that's got nothing to do with Tsunku
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    They're playing a music-box version of "Wonderful World" in the hotel lounge — didn't know that arrangement existed
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:24
    Re: #27
    Maybe it's the same one they play in hospitals
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:25
    If they put out a new song and it flops hard, they won't get invited to Kohaku lol
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:29
    Re: #32
    Stardust fires off new songs back-to-back whenever something looks like it's about to hit — that's exactly what Up-Front can't do
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:52
    Re: #32
    That's got nothing to do with it. "Burabare" flopped, sure, but they're all over TV thanks to "Moremi" and "Kurakura." Not putting out new music right now is just dumb
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:32
    They keep saying live shows are H!P's main business, but outside of Morning Musume, which has a deep back catalog to draw on, it's basically the same setlist every time. They can't even release albums, so the song pool never grows
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:35
    Re: #41
    "The setlist's gone stale" is a complaint only "omaitsu" (regulars who show up to literally every date) would even notice. For Juice=Juice it's a fight just to get people to one show at all, and everyone already has their one must-hear song, so there's no real need to shake up the setlist
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:36
    Even at roughly one show per tour, a similar setlist every time still gets old
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:40
    Re: #43
    That's just because you've already been a fan for years — it's just gotten harder for new people to get into Juice=Juice, that's all
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Re: #48
    "Lonely…But not Alone"'s MV isn't even outperforming "BLOODY BULLET," the one that supposedly flopped
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:07
    Re: #51
    It's doing fine, by Morning Musume standards
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Things went haywire because of the person who transferred over to TV Tokyo
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:06
    Re: #52
    That's got nothing to do with 2026 lol
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    If they'd started prepping for Makino's graduation last year, they probably could've managed two releases — Makino in June, Oda in December. Instead they got dazzled by September 9th looking like great 30th-anniversary promo timing and ended up with just one release for the whole year
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:24
    Re: #54
    It was obvious this graduation-milking excuse of an agency hadn't prepped for Makino's graduation at all
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:59
    Re: #54
    In the end nothing was ready in time anyway and it slipped to September 30 — you can only call that inept
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    "Kurakura" went out with high hopes and flopped badly, so they've got nothing left but to keep riding on "Moremi" into next year
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:27
    Re: #59
    ↓ "Moremi"


    ↓ Juice=Juice's crushing flop


    ↓ Juice=Juice's massive flop


    ↓ A release doing even worse than Juice=Juice's massive flop





    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:31
    Re: #63
    "Kurakura" isn't even going viral
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:33
    Re: #64
    At the very least, people from Ookami (a separate idol-fan forum, not 5ch) have no right to say that — go ahead and say it on X though
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #66
    Don't look away from reality

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Morning Musume ending the year with zero albums and one single is unprecedented; Juice=Juice ending the year with zero singles is a first for Hello! Project since the MoBeKiMaSu era.”

  • FFXIV x Suntory Vending Machine Controversy: ¥900 Limited Cans Sold Warm, Not Chilled

    A collaboration between FFXIV and Suntory has revealed that dedicated vending machines featuring original-label cans will appear at five locations nationwide. The headline item, Lemon Squash, costs ¥900 and is sold at room temperature rather than chilled — prompting a wave of shocked reactions on the thread, with many comparing it to the infamous “filling-less yakisoba” scandal. Some calmer replies pointed out that “Suntory’s collab-exclusive machines have always been room-temperature by design,” and the situation gradually became clearer.

    Original-label FFXIV cans go on sale at Suntory vending machines nationwide starting August 31. Dedicated vending machines also make their debut

    Sales will also be conducted through the dedicated vending machines

    Source: famitsu.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:47
    This thread's about to get reported for "customer harassment" (kasuhara) too.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    Re: #2
    It's within the bounds of the Consumer Contract Act, you idiot lol



    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:49
    The label's apparently just a sticker — how does that justify ¥900?
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    Re: #3
    Well, commissioning custom original labels/stickers for a niche game is naturally going to cost more.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:53
    Guess they jacked up the price since it won't sell much, and went room-temp to save on electricity too. At that rate they should've just set these up at FFXIV event venues only.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:55
    Is it because once it's been chilled, you can't just put it back out at room temperature?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:04
    Re: #5
    Carbonated drinks degrade if you keep cycling them between room temp and refrigeration.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:57
    FFXIV diehards deserve to be treated even worse, honestly.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:57
    Wait, it's a dedicated vending machine? Yeah, this is 'filling-less yakisoba' tier ripoff, I can tell.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Isn't it just that the dedicated machines are room-temp while the other machines are cold?
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:00
    With the filling-less yakisoba thing they shifted the blame onto the vendor, but this time it's an official ripoff.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:00
    There are only 5 locations total but they're hyping it like a nationwide release, and ¥900 from a vending machine is absurd even at the summit of Mt. Fuji. For reference, stuff at the top of Fuji runs about ¥600.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    FFXIV's finally stopped even bothering to hide the cult-religion vibes. Behold, the holy sacred beverage has entered the fray!
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:04
    Think about how the customer's gonna feel the second they pick it up…
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:04
    Even the bouncer at a rip-off bar would be taken aback by this.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:05
    The haters probably don't even know Suntory's collab-exclusive machines are room-temperature by default.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:06
    Re: #17
    Of course they don't know. It's unreasonable to expect a first-time customer to already understand something like that.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:10
    Re: #20
    Exactly this. You finally track down a vending machine in the blazing heat, and what comes out is basically boiling juice — worst possible impression for the game lol
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:05
    Sure, getting charged a premium is common at events and special venues, but this price and the lack of consideration behind it… I can't help but worry it'll hurt the image — mainly not for the game maker, but for the other party involved.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:06
    Maybe it's room-temperature because the stickers aren't waterproof and they're avoiding condensation. Buy it from a regular chilled machine and the sticker could peel off inside and even jam the thing.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:08
    Don't you at least get some kind of in-game item with it?
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:10
    ??? "Wouldn't it be frustrating if something convenient were easy to get?"
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:10
    So, haters, what are you gonna do about this thread?
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:37
    What's wrong with spreading the actual facts?

    [Blue Suntory-brand machines]
    Lemon Squash, ice-cold!

    [White collab-exclusive machines]
    Lukewarm Lemon Squash lol
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:08
    Re: #97
    Re: #66
    Room temperature is only for the diehard fans lmaooo
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:39
    Room temperature, ¥900… by normal standards this seems crazy. Is this just how it is?
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:41
    Re: #69
    By normal standards it's crazy, but think of it as fan-business, and it's pretty par for the course.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:43
    Re: #69
    Every title's collab is priced like this, and they've been popping up a lot lately — maybe Suntory's really pushing this line.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:48
    Re: #69
    Thinking of it as a vending-machine drink is the mistake. You should think of this product as a can-sized gacha pull.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:51
    Even Gemini was taken aback by the lukewarm Lemon Squash lmaooo



    "Selling a brand-new Lemon Squash drink with a ¥900 sticker from a room-temperature vending machine — that can't be right, can it?"

    You guys should copy-paste that line into Gemini and try it yourselves!
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:59
    FFXIV, a summer tradition — the perfect companion to ¥1000 yakisoba lol


    Wash it all down in one go with some lukewarm Lemon Squash ^^
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:16
    Re: #92
    Apparently to the diehards it's a bargain — buying ¥20-cost filling-less yakisoba with a ¥1000 bill that itself only cost ¥10 to print lol
    97AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:05
    Looked into it — turns out the blue nationwide-rollout machines are refrigerated, and the white collab-exclusive machines are just room-temperature. That's literally all there is to it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “[FFXIV] In this blazing heat they skimped on refrigeration power and are selling lukewarm Lemon Squash for ¥900 from a dedicated vending machine lol“.

  • Maria Makino Graduated Almost Six Months Ago — Why Hasn’t the ‘Marian Withdrawal’ Hit?

    A thread was started asking why, after Maria Makino’s graduation from Morning Musume, there’s still no sign of “Marian withdrawal” (fans missing her), when “Sayumi Michishige withdrawal” and “Masaki Sato withdrawal” were both clearly visible within months of their respective graduations. Posters pointed to her heavy media exposure on shows like Lovit and to the fact she was already known more as a baseball fan than as an idol, while opinions split over the circumstances of her graduation.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:05
    You could spot "Chayu withdrawal" (Sayumi Michishige's nickname) and "Ma-chan withdrawal" (Masaki Sato's nickname) popping up about 3 months after they graduated,
    but I've never once heard of "Marian withdrawal"! Not a peep!
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Probably because she didn't actually retire.
    If she'd retired for real, it'd be a totally different story.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:44
    Re: #2
    Wait, did Sato retire?
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:07
    Because you can still catch her all the time on shows like Lovit.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:09
    She was always more "the baseball girl" than a group member to begin with.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:13
    Re: #5
    Exactly!
    She's not "Morning Musume's resident baseball fan" —
    she's "a die-hard baseball otaku who just happened to end up in Hello! Project."
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:16
    Once it became nothing but baseball, baseball, baseball,
    everyone had already checked out.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:22
    Because she's on TV practically every week.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Re: #24
    And yet zero buzz about it lol
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:22
    Hello! Project fans had already forgotten her by the 2-month mark,
    so there's no way they'd suddenly remember her at 3 months.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    Probably because you can find her literally anywhere.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:25
    Wasn't it the "my microwave broke" story that drove fans away? (an anecdote of hers fans found off-putting)
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:12
    Re: #31
    No, fans drifted off over the Hikaru Genji thing. (a boy band she's a fan of)
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    She's more in the public eye now than she ever was as a Musume member.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    Re: #32
    Are the stadium stands really "the public eye," though?
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:26
    Appearing on Lovit — aka "Oha Suta for NEETs" — is basically her reason for living. (Oha Suta is a kids' morning show; the joke is Lovit fills the same slot for unemployed adults)
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:27
    You don't get to call her "despised"
    unless you're talking about someone who has 1.9 million fewer followers than their former groupmate
    on both Instagram and YouTube.
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:28
    Re: #34
    Quit it, you'll make the guy desperately spamming posts cry.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:29
    Antis start a thread about her every single day, so there's no way she's been forgotten lol
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    With "Drum Onee-san" gone, the baseball segments are now going to Anmi and Honoho instead. (nickname referencing Makino's taiko drumming at ballgames)
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:30
    She should just hurry up and switch agencies already.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:38
    Re: #40
    She's one of Kawabe's people, so she's not moving until the 30th anniversary. (Kawabe, a Hello! Project executive)
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:47
    Re: #40
    You want her to move to Yoshimoto and end up like the ones who only ever get stuck with "yogore" work? (Yoshimoto Kogyo, a comedy talent agency; "yogore" means messy, humiliating stunt-comedy gigs)
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:36
    Simple answer:
    because she's always on TV.
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:39
    Still can't quite tell whether she was pushed out or left on her own.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:53
    Re: #45
    Being graduated just 2 months after the announcement was clearly a rushed firing.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:59
    She's been working nonstop without a single gap, so there's no room to even feel the loss.
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:01
    Re: #50
    So you're saying her work as an idol never mattered anyway?
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:15
    Same as how there was never any "Ikuta withdrawal" either. (Erina Ikuta, another former member)
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:26
    Even the antis can't stop talking about her — sounds like they're going through withdrawal too lol
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:05
    Re: #59
    Right, lol
    The antis are the ones saying "Makino, Makino" nonstop more than anyone lol

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “It’s Been Almost Six Months Since Maria Makino Graduated — Why Isn’t ‘Marian Withdrawal’ Happening?”.

  • Fujicco’s Official X Hand-Makes Totoro’s Satsuki Bento, Sparks Buzz: “Spot-On Recreation”, “Looks Plain But Tasty”

    On August 21, food maker Fujicco’s official X account posted a handmade bento recreating the lunch Satsuki packed in the movie My Neighbor Totoro. Since the “Simmered Sardines” and “Uguisu Beans” used were actual products from the company’s own lineup, reactions poured in on 5channel over the true identity of the pink sakura denbu topping and people’s taste preferences.

    2026-08-24 13:30

    On the 21st, Fujicco’s official X account (@fujicco_jp) posted a handmade bento with the caption, “Take a look at the effort put in by someone on our team!” Responses poured in, including “That’s Satsuki’s bento from Totoro!” and “The recreation is perfect.”

    The post showed a bento of white rice topped with simmered sardines, pickled plum, sakura denbu (sweet pink fish flakes), and uguisu beans. Notably, the “Simmered Sardines” and “Uguisu Beans” are both real products Fujicco actually sells, giving the dish a familiar, “I’ve seen this before” touch by featuring the company’s own products.

    Source: oricon.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:53
    What's the pink stuff even made of?
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:25
    Re: #3
    ???
    Which prefecture are you from?
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:55
    Re: #5
    Cod?? No way, seriously?
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:36
    Re: #7
    You don't know what sakura denbu is?
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:55
    The elementary schooler who makes sakura denbu from scratch
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #8
    How to make sakura denbu:
    1. First, color a notebook page solid pink with a highlighter.
    2. Once the colored page dries, erase it so the eraser shavings turn pink.
    3. Mince the pink shavings finely with a ruler.
    4. Done! 🤗
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:25
    Re: #8
    Isn't that just sold ready-made in stores?
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:56
    The first time I ate sakura denbu it was a shock — like, 'You can eat rice with something this sweet?!'
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:13
    Re: #9
    The faint salty fish flavor behind the sweetness is exactly what makes it work as a rice topping.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:56
    Not what I expected.
    Ghibli's food illustrations really are second to none, huh.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:58
    Wait, why is Fuji TV involved?
    I'd get it if it were Nippon TV. (mixing up food maker Fujicco with the broadcaster Fuji TV)
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:59
    With this lineup of ingredients, it should've been takikomi gohan (mixed rice).
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:00
    Re: #1
    That's a lot of pickled shallots.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    Re: #18
    I thought it was grapes, turns out it's beans.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:00
    I've only ever eaten sakura-fu (a different pink wheat-gluten food, not this) around New Year's, lol
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    Re: #1
    It's such a basic, textbook bento arrangement — really likable.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    I absolutely hate denbu.
    Don't put sweet stuff on my rice.
    116AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:40
    Re: #21
    Totally get it.
    A little as an accent is fine, but it's too sweet and not salty enough — doesn't work as a side for rice, I think.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    >White rice with simmered sardines ('umani')…

    Would you really call sardines 'umani'?
    There's ginger-simmered, plum-simmered, sansho-pepper-simmered, but either way this is just nitsuke (a fish simmer).
    'Umani' feels like a term for simmering plain, mild ingredients in dashi (plus soy sauce, sake, mirin, sugar, etc).
    You wouldn't use dashi to simmer sardines, would you?
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:28
    Re: #22
    The product's actual name is literally 'Simmered Sardines (Umani)'
    https://www.fujicco.co.jp/products/detail/153.html
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    The people eating this aren't eating a bento — they're eating the 'idea' of My Neighbor To-roro (a pun on Totoro and tororo grated yam).
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:02
    I want them to make Totoro's tororo kombu (shredded kelp) next. (continuing the Totoro/tororo pun)
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:03
    Nah, this doesn't look tasty at all.
    The artificial food coloring makes me dizzy just looking at it.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:06
    I'm taking this bento to the school open house event.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:14
    I really don't like this pie…
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #50
    Shut up! I'll punch you!
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:25
    Re: #50
    A masterpiece that taught kids the feeling of righteous anger.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:17
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:19
    Was 'Homo Sausage' (an actual red fish-sausage brand name; "homo" refers to "homogenized") really a luxury item back then?
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:22
    Re: #63
    I think around Showa 27 (1952) red wieners were a luxury item.
    Heard you could only eat them on special occasions like sports day or school trips.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:32
    Bentos used to have denbu in them back in the day.
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:34
    Re: #94
    Are we talking wartime here, senpai?

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Fujicco’s Official X Hand-Makes Totoro’s Satsuki Bento, Sparks Buzz: ‘Spot-On Recreation’, ‘Looks Plain But Tasty’”.