Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Hiroshi vs. Fire Pit Maker Feud: 5ch Split Over “What’s Wrong With Just Making It?”

    Comedy duo Ogiyahagi’s Kaneyari Yahagi brought up, on his radio show, the conflict between Hiroshi and a camping-gear manufacturer over an original fire pit. Hiroshi claims he’d secured a promise that the product wouldn’t be sold, while the manufacturer says it kept selling to recoup the costs of prototyping and production. On 5ch, opinions are split over whether a contract existed and how the design concept should be treated.

    Comedy duo Ogiyahagi (Kaneyari Yahagi and Hiroaki Ogi) appeared on TBS Radio’s “Thursday JUNK: Ogiyahagi’s Megane Biiki” (Thursdays at 1am), aired on the 20th. While discussing recent controversies involving fellow comedians, they touched on the dispute between Hiroshi and a manufacturer over an original camping fire pit.

    Yahagi opened with, “I’ve kind of lost interest in these lately — divorces and all that. There’s been a bit of an incident with a comedian recently too. But if you say anything about an incident, people accuse you of defending them, right?” His comment highlighted how tricky it is to weigh in on celebrity controversies without being misread.

    Hiroshi had revealed on his own X account the trouble that arose when he commissioned an original fire pit.

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    If they'd just make up already and sell this thing, wouldn't it rake in a ton of money?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:26
    Re: #6
    No idea if it'd actually sell, but leaving it to the manufacturer is probably for the best.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:27
    Re: #6
    The manufacturer's just selling it on their own. Apparently it sold out instantly.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:30
    Re: #6
    You really don't understand anything, do you.

    Fire pits aren't exactly the kind of thing that sells like crazy, and Hiroshi doesn't have that kind of draw or popularity anyway.

    This type made from a cut-open oil can is a matter of taste, and there's a huge variety of fire pits out there.

    It'll sell modestly at best.

    Besides, if open fires are allowed you don't even need a fire pit like this,
    and veteran campers just build their own anyway.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:39
    Personally, more than the rights issue, what bugs me is this: they were supposedly moving ahead on the understanding that they wouldn't make the same product, but then once it was finished they turned around and said they'd make it after all — isn't that a breach of contract? Isn't there any penalty for that?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:41
    Re: #27
    They're a manufacturer that specializes in fire pits — if they couldn't make anything similar ever again, they'd have nothing left to sell…
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:41
    Re: #27
    Can't really say without seeing how the exchange actually went, including how it started out.
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:46
    Re: #27
    What's being sold doesn't really look like the same thing though — they toned it down (made it "low-impact").
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:44
    Re: #32
    That's not a reason to void the contract. If they didn't like it, they should've just stopped it right then and there.
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:46
    Re: #42
    "Void the contract" — if there was no mutual agreement, there was no contract to begin with, was there?
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:45
    Unless Hiroshi releases the original design, there's no way to judge how similar the manufacturer's finished product actually is.
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:19
    Re: #44
    Hiroshi's original design was held together with wire and would break almost instantly.
    Waraz (the manufacturer, 笑's) came up with a never-before-seen mechanism using an 8mm metal rod instead.
    This blew up because Hiroshi tried to claim it all as his own — the blueprints, the IP, everything.
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:21
    Re: #44
    Also, Hiroshi's original concept would have seriously damaged the ground underneath, so the manufacturer changed the position of the ash tray and the grate too. It's basically a different product at this point.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:52
    Sounds like amateur Hiroshi brought in a prototype — the shape he had in mind, roughly mocked up with sheet metal and wire — and asked, "Can you make something like this?" The engineer running the company apparently said "sure, I can" right on the spot and jumped straight into design work without ever signing a contract — which is how the mismatched expectations over who'd actually sell it ended up happening down the line.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:55
    Re: #60
    Makes you wonder whether sales were even discussed at the point the prototype was brought in.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    Re: #64
    Hiroshi says he was told it would be sold, said he'd refuse in that case, got a promise it wouldn't be sold — and then it got sold anyway. Says he's frustrated, frustrated, so frustrated (lol). The manufacturer hasn't been able to counter this point at all.
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:01
    Re: #67
    There's no real need for the manufacturer to defend itself over drawing up plans, producing, and selling a fire pit in the first place — I mean, a fire pit maker selling fire pits is just… normal, lol.
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:05
    Re: #67
    But the manufacturer is countering that they did tell him it would be sold.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:09
    Re: #84
    Hiroshi surely never agreed to that.
    He wrote that he asked them to stop a total of four times,
    and that in the end he clearly got a promise it wouldn't be sold — Hiroshi states this outright.
    On that specific point — whether such a promise was made — the manufacturer hasn't offered any real rebuttal.
    The manufacturer's version of events isn't automatically all correct.
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:11
    Re: #94
    Wasn't it three times?
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:11
    Re: #94
    Then Hiroshi should've just drawn up the plans himself.
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    Honestly, a manufacturer that starts production before any contract is signed isn't too bright either —
    just a shoddy operation from a tiny, small-time company, in the end.
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:14
    Re: #106
    Hiroshi's the one at fault here — going silent and cutting off contact without hashing out the details.
    116AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:15
    Re: #106
    This fire pit maker just made… a fire pit.
    A perfectly ordinary one.
    The fire pit maker drew up plans and produced it — that's all.

    What exactly is the problem here, lol?
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:15
    Re: #106
    Hiroshi's the one who never brought up the contract.
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:16
    Re: #116
    Hiroshi's concept is baked into it though.
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:18
    Re: #121
    There's no such thing.

    Are you talking about some mold shaped like the name "Hiroshi" or something, lol?

    This manufacturer doesn't sell anything that embarrassing.
    230AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:39
    Re: #121
    Please spell out that "concept" specifically.
    161AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    There's no great idea or design here to speak of.

    So why did the manufacturer insist on selling it anyway?
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    Re: #161
    The fact that they spent over three months developing the product together is probably exactly why they're insisting on selling it. If they didn't sell it, that three-plus months of effort would just go to waste.
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #161
    They drew up the plans, built the prototype, and after Hiroshi signed the order form, they ordered stock as a result — so now they've got inventory sitting there.
    184AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:30
    Re: #161
    No matter how lame the design might be, engineering it and turning it into an actual product costs money — so of course they'd sell it to recoup that.
    163AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    Re: #121
    A "concept" carries no legal rights whatsoever, you know.
    165AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Re: #163
    Even calling it "legal," it's still a rip-off, and that alone tanks their image.
    173AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    Re: #165
    There wasn't even enough substance there to "rip off" in the first place.
    If there were, he could just file a lawsuit.
    He'd still lose, but sure, if it makes him feel better.
    180AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:30
    Re: #165
    Speaking of image, honestly this whole thing seems to have won the manufacturer a lot of sympathy while Hiroshi's image has basically hit rock bottom…
    212AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    Well, it's kind of six of one, half a dozen of the other, but —
    if what the manufacturer sold to recoup costs actually uses Hiroshi's idea,
    then even if it's legally fine, it's only fair that Hiroshi calls them out on it.
    If it doesn't use Hiroshi's idea at all, then Hiroshi's the one in the wrong.
    225AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:38
    Re: #212
    If it's legally fine, then it's fine.
    229AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:38
    Re: #212
    It's the concept. The manufacturer handled everything from the design onward — Hiroshi didn't put in a single word.
    They probably just saw the sample, took a liking to it, and wanted to sell it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread 「Ogiyahagi’s Kaneyari Yahagi on the SNS firestorm over Hiroshi and the fire pit manufacturer’s dispute: “Who’s actually in the right here? I need at least one more back-and-forth to know.”」.

  • Juice=Juice’s New Song Recording Video Sits Unlisted for Days — 5ch: ‘It’s Great, Hurry Up and Make It Public’

    A behind-the-scenes recording video for Juice=Juice’s new song ‘Kurakura☆Climax’ became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board after fans noticed it had been sitting as an ‘unlisted’ YouTube upload—rather than a properly scheduled public release—for nearly three days. The track was produced by Kōmi Hirose, and the video’s chorus-recording scenes were a particular highlight, but only fans who happened to have the direct link could watch it. Thread posters piled on with complaints about the apparent settings mistake and the group’s management in general.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    【Juice=Juice Channel】
    Juice=Juice 'Kurakura☆Climax' Recording Behind
    youtu.be/qVGISS46WmY
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:01
    Juice=Juice 'Kurakura☆Climax' Recording Behind
    tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVGISS46WmY

    The Kōmi Hirose-produced track 'Kurakura☆Climax'
    Recording footage of all the members is now up!

    🎬 Streaming as behind-the-scenes footage on Hello! Station #648!
    Don't miss Kōmi Hirose's stunning chorus recording scene, too!
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Is this a mistake?
    Or is it some kind of experiment?
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    No idea why they went with 'unlisted' instead of scheduling it as a public premiere, but this kills the hype and hurts early view counts—something you should never, ever do with an MV lol
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Wow, Juice really is getting special treatment huh
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:23
    The 'Bitansan' (a Juice=Juice song) live band video got the same treatment, kept us waiting a while too
    You can watch it if you open the link from X—I'm up to Irie's part now and it's great, so hurry up and make it public already
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24
    Why does it say this was published 3 days ago?
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:28
    They probably set it to unlisted 3 days ago, then DC FACTORY (the group's management) tweeted the link before ever switching it to public. What idiots.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:29
    Someone should start a thread about how it only got 300 views in 3 days
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Re: #17
    The antis must be thrilled lol
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Same screwup as last time
    Think they'll fix the unlisted setting by 9pm?
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:38
    Re: #20
    My guess is the person in charge already went home for the day!
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:33
    Made it to Hayashi's part—wait, does Kōmi Hirose not get a turn in this?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:34
    Honestly, if we're just talking vocals, you could get by with just Danbara, Inoue, Arisawa, Kawashima, and Hayashi
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:35
    Finished watching the whole thing—still not public yet, huh
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:36
    The staff in charge sure is slow to notice
    Are they off having lunch or something?
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:37
    Juice=Juice 'Bitansan' BAND Live Ver.
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1773230422/23

    23 Name Wanted… (a default placeholder username on this board) 2026/03/11 (Wed) 21:20:24.04 0
    Notification just came in
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:38
    The accounts quote-tweeting it on X haven't pointed out that it's set to unlisted
    so the staff in charge might not have noticed
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:40
    Re: #59
    A few people have actually pointed it out
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:41
    Since they quietly slipped it out, it's got basically no views
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:43
    They're probably going to delete this
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:44
    Re: #68
    They'd just need to change the visibility setting
    If they delete it, all the likes and watch-retention data disappear
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:04
    Re: #69
    They probably don't even know how to do that
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:52
    I want to watch it with everyone on the big TV screen but I can't even find the video
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:53
    Re: #73
    Guess you'll just have to cast it from your phone
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    Re: #73
    Just share your account with a PC, that's all you need
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:05
    It hasn't gained much traction yet, so it might be better to delete it and re-upload now while they still can
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    Re: #88
    No need to re-upload it
    All they have to do is change the visibility setting
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:12
    The Juice channel really is getting the worst treatment of any of them right now…
    Behind-the-scenes footage from Music Station would definitely be a hit, but they never do it
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #95
    Yeah, stuff like that would definitely get people hyped
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    Re: #95
    Like the members making haniwa (clay figurines)
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    Re: #95
    The members probably have plenty of ideas, it's the staff who are slow
    Tour behind-the-scenes footage should be released on YouTube too, instead of being sold to hardcore fans through d-Magazine

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Juice=Juice ‘Kurakura☆Climax’ Recording Behind.”

  • I sleep in my car, and I just realized manga cafes are a better deal than RV parks

    A traveler who sleeps in their car posted that using Kaikatsu Club — a manga café with free drinks — for 12 hours at just 1,650 yen (soft-serve ice cream and manga included) works out cheaper than an RV park, which runs around 2,500 yen, sparking discussion on 5channel’s Newssoku VIP board.

    The thread saw practical debate over things like whether showers are available, the pros and cons of the pay-later system, and worries about bed bugs — though partway through, it also devolved into arguments over accusations of “single-post sockpuppeting” (posting under multiple names to fake support).

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:18
    Using an all-you-can-drink café and sleeping in the car
    Only 1,650 yen for a full 12 hours
    Comes with manga to read, drinks, and soft-serve ice cream
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:19
    Btw even the cheapest RV parks run about 2,500 yen
    For a solo trip that's barely different from a hotel
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    How's that any different from a 24-hour family restaurant?
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    Re: #19
    Name me a family restaurant with a shower lol
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    Re: #19
    The point is you're paying for a 12-hour night rate, so it's fine to leave your car parked there
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:41








    I go to Kaikatsu Club's karaoke booths a lot
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:43
    Kaikatsu Club is pay-later to begin with, so you can't really come and go freely
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45
    Re: #50
    lol
    147AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:59
    Re: #54
    Are you living in 2020 or something?
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:50
    Travel's really about what you choose to prioritize
    Experiences, lodging, food — there's a lot of angles
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:51
    Re: #64
    Exactly this
    I've got plenty of time but don't want to spend money, so sleeping in the car is the optimal solution for me
    Cheaper is always better
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:53
    Re: #64
    Sounds like OP (Re: #1) ditched all that and went all-in on cheapness
    Feels like the kind of thing you'll be reminiscing about from your student days, nice
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    A cheap public bathhouse (super sento) plus a roadside station or highway rest area is the cheapest option around
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #91
    I do that a lot
    Also, in this case the comparison is specifically against 'RV parks'
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:16
    Re: #91
    Nice try, hater — Kaikatsu Club is the best 😆
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:27
    lol
    Guess OP (Re: #1) was right after all
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:27
    Lmaoo
    Tough break for OP too lol
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:45
    If you cheap out on sleep you won't recover from fatigue, and that ends up affecting your driving
    Even a cheap hotel like APA, α-1, or AZ is fine — you're way better off planning ahead properly
    123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:46
    Re: #120
    Weirdly enough, I sleep better in cramped spaces
    I actually sleep more soundly on trips than in my own room
    Might partly be because I'm worn out from driving though
    126AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:49
    Aren't you scared of bed bugs at Kaikatsu Club?
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:50
    Re: #126
    It's cheap, so who cares
    148AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:00
    Re: #126
    Probably depends on the location
    Also, this thread isn't even about sleeping inside Kaikatsu Club, so honestly I can't say anything about the bed bug situation
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:50
    Isn't the whole point of an RV park to charge your vehicle?
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:52
    Re: #128
    In a lot of areas there's parking for gas-powered cars too
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:56
    If you're not charging, you could just take a coin shower and sleep in the car at a Lawson (convenience store), right?
    141AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    Re: #139
    That's the kind of thing that makes car sleepers unwelcome, so I wouldn't recommend it
    Let's keep some decency about it
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    Re: #138
    I'm not a hater
    I just don't use it to sleep overnight, otherwise I use it normally
    Apparently bed bugs don't come out if you leave the lights on

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Newssoku VIP) thread “[Image] I sleep in my car, and I just realized manga cafes are a better deal than RV parks.”

  • “I Just Can’t Finish Cleaning!” — Man’s Live 5ch Play-by-Play of His Losing Battle With a Messy Room Goes Viral

    A thread went up on 5ch’s News VIP board where a poster live-blogged the sorry state of his messy room in real time. Replies poured in over exchanges like being asked “Did you finish cleaning?” only to get “Nope, still not done,” plus the thread’s mid-stream detour into making hamburger steak.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:39
    Me
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:40
    Your hair's looking pretty messy too, you know
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:40
    Re: #4
    I'm not bald, thanks
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:40
    If you don't keep things tidy, a "typhoon" comes (i.e. Mom blows up)
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:41
    Re: #6
    Seriously?! That's terrifying
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:46
    Re: #10
    Yikes
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:55
    I won't accept anything that isn't raw
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:56
    Re: #22
    You're gonna crack a tooth doing that~
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:58
    Let's just give up on the room and live out of the Hustler (Suzuki's kei car)
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:01
    Re: #25
    That might actually work
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:19
    Did you finish cleaning?
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    Re: #33
    Nope, not done
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:22
    Re: #35
    Ugh! How many days have you been "cleaning" now?! Mom told you—when you do it, just get it done already!
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:26
    Re: #36
    Sorry, Mom
    I'm a turtle
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:36
    Ado gets mixed reactions, but I love that powerful voice of hers
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:37
    Re: #45
    I love "Usseewa" (her breakout hit song)
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:46
    Re: #48
    What should I eat?
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:47
    Re: #50
    Kinda want some chocolate
    Wanna hit a convenience store, drugstore, or supermarket, but it looks hot out
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:53
    Re: #51
    Let's go somewhere up high
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:53



    Coffee jelly is so good!
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:26
    Re: #59
    It'll be fine — can't really put it into words, but I've got a feeling Bon (his nickname in the thread) will somehow pull it off
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:38
    Re: #61
    I'm starving (lit. "peko-peko")
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:48
    Wait, didn't you buy that car for work use?
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:55
    Re: #70
    Not just for commuting?
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:51
    Slap Kasa-bon and he'll hate you
    Just a little trivia for ya
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:09
    Re: #71
    That's the "well, obviously" routine right there
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:25
    So you're using your own car for work and covering insurance yourself too?
    No reimbursement from the company?
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:32
    Re: #86
    Nah, I don't use my own car for it
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:26
    Let's make a "bulked-up" donburi bowl!
    116AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:48
    Re: #115
    What should I put on top?
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:12
    Re: #116
    Stack hamburger steaks — a hamburger-steak "bulk-up" bowl
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:23
    Re: #119
    Bulk it up, bulk it uuup!
    127AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:56
    Hamburger steak's done
    131AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Re: #127
    Looks tasty but the shot's too close-up to really tell lol
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Re: #128
    Don't people from Aichi Prefecture go there?
    133AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #130
    I think they do
    135AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:16
    Re: #133
    Maybe people in Aichi prefer places like Asakuma or Bronco Billy? (regional hamburger-steak chains)
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:28
    Re: #135
    Maybe so
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Re: #138
    I always pictured Bon-chan making it all from scratch, but…
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:44
    Re: #140
    Making hamburger steak is a lot of work
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:45
    Contactless payment's old news by now, but some days the reader's snappy and some days it's sluggish
    148AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:50
    Re: #145
    Tapping it perks me up, so eh, it's fine
    146AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:45
    Went to watch some rubber-ball baseball today
    If I can get up, I'll go again tomorrow
    150AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:08
    Re: #146
    Let's go again tomorrow~

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “The Boy Whose Room Is a Total Mess Lolololololol.”

  • Marriages Among Singles Over 50 Quadruple in 8 Years — 5ch: ‘Sounds Like a Help-Wanted Ad for Elder Care’

    A survey by IBJ, one of Japan’s largest matchmaking agencies, found that the number of marriages among people aged 50 and over hit an all-time high of 1,389 in 2025 — roughly four times the 2017 figure over the past eight years. Thread reactions ranged from cynical jabs like “sounds like a help-wanted ad for elder care” to pragmatic takes on combining pensions or securing a caregiver, plus raw firsthand accounts involving foreign brides — a candid look at the reality of senior matchmaking.

    Have you ever thought about finding a new partner in the second half of your life?

    According to a survey recently released by the IBJ Institute for the Future of Marriage, run by IBJ Inc. (Shinjuku, Tokyo), which operates a network of matchmaking agencies, the number of marriages among people aged 50 and over reached an all-time high of 1,389 in 2025 — roughly four times the figure from 2017, eight years earlier.

    The survey covered 1,389 men and women aged 50 and over (520 women, 869 men) who left IBJ’s affiliated matchmaking agency network in 2025 after successfully getting married.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:10
    Marriage hunting at 50+? That's so gross lol
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:11
    When you get down to it, mid-to-late-life marriage hunting
    boils down to
    "recruiting a caretaker for old age"
    and "these days you can't get by unless you combine two pensions"
    and "you can't rent an apartment if you're single"

    That's basically the three reasons, right?
    (´・∀・`)
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:12
    Re: #22

    Re: #24 ← this is basically what it comes down to
    157AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:44
    Re: #24
    One pension isn't enough to live on
    but two pensions together might work
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:11
    At this rate it's a straight shot to dying alone — is that really okay?
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:13
    Re: #25
    Even if "weak men" (low-status, low-income guys) try hard, women reject them anyway, so spending money on women is a waste
    You're better off just eating something tasty instead
    If a woman's going to nag you about splitting the bill, treat yourself to something a bit pricier solo

    Good women get snapped up by handsome or rich guys anyway, so there's no point in "weak men" even bothering to try with women in the first place
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:12
    What's the point of getting married if you're not even going to have kids?

    Playing house?
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:17
    Re: #27
    – To rent an apartment
    – To combine pensions
    – To have a caregiver
    197AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:03
    Re: #27
    Isn't this just people whose kids are already grown and are now single? That's senior matchmaking for you.
    216AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:13
    Re: #27
    There are people who get divorced once the kids are grown up, right? Especially cheating husbands — they never have trouble finding someone new.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:14
    Can you really spend the second half of life with someone you had no connection to in the first half?
    If nursing-care issues come up, they'd probably just bolt.
    168AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:48
    Re: #34
    I think you can
    Just try making a move first
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:22
    Women looking to have kids
    should go for men in their 50s, you know

    When the kid born from that turns 40 or 50,
    for some reason they end up wildly successful lol

    Whereas kids born to parents in their teens or 20s
    turn out no good later in life lol
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:38
    Re: #75
    No way, no way
    It's already well established that aged sperm is worse quality than aged eggs
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:22
    Once same-sex marriage is established, there'll probably be more elderly same-sex couples marrying for practical convenience
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #76
    It's probably for the money or a residency visa
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:38
    Re: #76
    I mean, what's wrong with that?
    If you can live supporting each other with someone of the same sex without a sexual relationship, that's a valid choice too
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:27
    What's even the point of getting married?
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:27
    Re: #96
    To have someone take care of you
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:32
    Re: #96
    A tea-drinking buddy.
    Everyday conversation.
    Someone to bicker with occasionally.
    Folks like this can't use the internet at all — they only watch terrestrial TV.
    Old folks who can use the internet are out there binge-watching YouTube like everyone else.
    228AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:17
    Re: #96
    It's nice living as a man and woman together since you can split the roles
    118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    What's the point of getting married at that age?
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:36
    Re: #118
    Ever heard of the "late-life bride business" (women who marry elderly men chiefly for the inheritance)?
    199AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:05
    Re: #132
    And what's the old guy supposed to do, then?
    245AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:21
    Re: #132
    A Don Juan? (a womanizer)
    133AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:36
    Lifelong bachelors tend to share a trait: they're stingy and only think of themselves, with zero consideration for others
    If they'd shown some consideration when young — like bringing back souvenirs from trips to hand out to neighbors — people would feel like helping them out when they're struggling in old age
    But guys who never show that kind of consideration, when they fall ill in old age and need help, there's no good soul around who's going to bother
    146AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:40
    Re: #133
    It's laughable that lifelong bachelors, with zero self-awareness, go around trying to marry women in their twenties
    151AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:41
    Re: #133
    That's exactly why divorced men are more popular and can pull off a kind of staggered polygamy
    Elderly single men are shockingly self-centered, seriously
    And if on top of that they're also chauvinistic, marriage is pretty much impossible
    218AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:14
    Age: 22
    Hometown: a rural village in Myanmar
    Education: dropped out of junior high
    Occupation: farming (helping out at home)
    Special skill: weaving baskets from bamboo
    Communication: doesn't speak Japanese, doesn't speak English
    Marriage terms: a 500,000 yen betrothal gift plus a 30,000 yen monthly allowance after marriage (average monthly income in a rural Myanmar village is only about 15,000 yen)

    What do you all think about marrying a girl like this?
    237AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:20
    Re: #218
    You'll get taken advantage of and squeezed dry
    People over there don't see it as marriage — they see it as a business transaction
    258AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #218
    Probably
    it's just easier being with a woman your own age who'll laugh and say, "Come on, you're already an old man, lol"
    220AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:14
    51 years old, graduate of a MARCH university (a tier of mid-ranked Tokyo private universities), section chief at a major manufacturer, annual income of 14 million yen, financial assets of 130 million yen, never married, hobby is overseas travel.

    I want a wife around 37 and I want a kid
    Honestly, I don't even need a wife — I just want a kid who shares my blood

    Think I can pull off getting married?
    233AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:18
    Re: #220
    Depends on her face, hair, and figure

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Marriage] Marriages Among Singles Over 50 Quadruple in 8 Years — What’s Behind the Senior Matchmaking Boom?“.

  • This Year’s GOTY Race Still Wide Open on 5ch — Frontrunners Slammed for ‘Not Staying Relevant’

    A thread on 5ch’s hardware/industry (“Geha”) board lit up over the fact that this year’s Game of the Year (GOTY) contenders still haven’t taken shape. Titles like Pragmata, Mortal Shell 2, and Forza Horizon 6 came up, but were met with a wave of pushback — “it doesn’t stay in the conversation,” “it’s not broadly appealing enough.”

    Debate also broke out over how Nintendo’s new titles and GTA6 should factor in, and over the fairness of past award wins, including Breath of the Wild and Astro Bot.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:55
    Ah, Pokémon's a no — it's just Pokémon after all.
    Seriously, there's nothing else in the running either.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:01
    Pragmata, maybe?
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:01
    Re: #5
    Oh yeah, that exists.

    But nobody's talking about it at all anymore.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:03
    Re: #5
    A game that only pops off at launch like that is too weak a pick.
    There's just no game this year that's still generating buzz on an ongoing basis.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:01
    The one getting talked about right now is Mortal Shell 2.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:02
    Re: #6
    Nah, not even close.
    And the first one was a crap game you could finish in a few hours anyway.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:11
    AI predictions… what the hell is 'Big Walk'?

    【2026 Predictions for the 4 Major GOTY Awards】
    Golden Joystick Awards
    Resident Evil Requiem

    The Game Awards
    Big Walk

    D.I.C.E. Awards
    Grand Theft Auto VI

    Game Developers Choice Awards
    Big Walk
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:22
    Re: #24
    Throw in the BAFTA Games Awards too.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:12
    Resident Evil isn't even made with winning GOTY in mind to begin with, and it's hard to say the game is still generating buzz right now either.
    Nioh 3 is genuinely fun, but compared to From Software's games its systems are overcomplicated — it's far from broadly appealing.
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:19
    Re: #26
    Back when Resident Evil Village came out, it actually beat titles like Forza Horizon 5 and Cyberpunk 2077 to win the 'Steam Awards 2021 – GOTY.' It's also picked up the top Golden Joystick Award multiple times.

    https://store.steampowered.com/steamawards/2021?l=japanese
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:18
    Forza Horizon 6 is the only one that clears the GOTY bar on both reviews and sales, but there's no way Geoff Keighley is ever handing GOTY to a Microsoft title.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:19
    Re: #33
    Only Microsoft fanboys think that way — Forza's reviews on Steam are always mediocre anyway.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    The conditions:
    ・It has to be out on PS5
    ・It can't be published by Microsoft
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:31
    Re: #35
    You'd know in seconds if you actually looked it up — are you confusing it with Forza Motorsport?

    FH4: 90% Very Positive out of 303,185 reviews
    FH5: 89% Very Positive out of 258,123 reviews
    FH6: 83% Very Positive out of 83,760 reviews
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:35
    Re: #53
    Sorry, but the top-tier game battle line starts above 90%, honestly more like 95%.
    Sure, there are genuinely divisive games that keep a devoted following even after shedding casual users.
    But that's the 80%-ish zone — and Forza's stuck there, working hard just to hold that spot.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:33
    Poko— ah, it's Pokémon, no other option, right? ("Poko" is a nickname for Pokémon used on this board)
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    Re: #55
    A rip-off game doesn't have that right.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:40
    Re: #55
    Nintendo games are made by studying existing games and polishing them to a high level of completion, rather than through strong authorial vision, artistic identity, or a message.
    That means even when they sell well, they rarely get picked for GOTY.
    Given the history of the awards, that's basically common knowledge at this point.
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:43
    Seriously, there's nothing in the running.
    Does Nintendo even need to go all-out just for there to be candidates at all?
    Isn't there anything besides GTA?
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:44
    Re: #66
    Palworld and The Duskbloods.
    Though Palworld's probably out of the running since Nintendo's been picking legal fights with it.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45
    For the Japan Game Awards, I went ahead and voted for Ghost of Yōtei.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:53
    Re: #70
    I voted for Pragmata, a new release, aiming for the 'Annual Work Category – Excellence Award.'

    You might ask, 'Excellence Award? Not the Grand Award?' — but if you're aiming for the 'Annual Work Category – Grand Award,' the sensible call is to put your one vote toward either Mario Kart World, Poko-Poke (a nickname for Pokémon), or, as a long shot, Donkey Kong Bananza.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:46
    Re: #61
    I told you Forza's actually 'Very Positive' on Steam since you said it's always mediocre there, and your reply just floored me lol.
    So in your world, anything below 'Very Positive' is a mediocre game and only 'Overwhelmingly Positive' counts as a top-tier title?
    That's pretty extreme.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:50
    Re: #71
    Ah, so you've never actually played it on Steam.
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:49
    Everyone likes different genres, so an awards race like this is meaningless.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:50
    If GTA's outside the eligibility window, wouldn't it end up being Wolverine? Sony will probably shell out the money for it.
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:53
    Re: #75
    Oh, one of those 'Very Positive on Steam just means an average game' guys.
    Yeah, you see those around.
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Re: #81
    95–100%: Overwhelmingly Positive
    80–94%: Very Positive
    70–79%: Mostly Positive
    40–69%: Mixed
    20–39%: Mostly Negative
    0–19%: Overwhelmingly Negative

    The 'Very Positive' band is set pretty wide, you know.
    It's a gentle label chosen so it doesn't tank sales.
    And people like you actually believe it lol
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:01
    Re: #92
    Love the confidence to call 20% 'Mostly Negative' with a straight face.
    133AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:13
    Re: #92
    If 8 out of 10 buyers recommend it, that's plenty good, isn't it?
    Big-budget titles cost more and get way more reviews than indies, so they naturally get judged more harshly too.
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    Re: #78
    Nintendo's not putting up the money — if they've got cash to spare buying GOTY, running more Nintendo Directs would be way more effective.
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:58
    Re: #89
    Then how did Breath of the Wild win? Tears of the Kingdom also picked up category awards.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Re: #96
    Sony probably just couldn't afford to buy that award.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:06
    Re: #98
    Then why didn't the Chinese game Black Myth win it?
    123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:08
    Re: #115
    Maybe there was a publisher working hard behind the scenes to get Astro Bot the top prize?
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:10
    Re: #123
    Since you're clearly no expert — what do you think should've won instead of Astro Bot?
    Seems fair given its high Metacritic score.
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    Re: #129
    I've got no complaints about Astro Bot winning the top award.
    Paying to buy the top prize is just standard corporate behavior anyway — same as with Famitsu.
    I never assumed the top award was decided purely on the game's quality to begin with.
    149AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    Re: #145
    If you're going to say that much, do you have a source that it was bought with money?
    Or is this just a conspiracy theory some amateur like you is bitterly fantasizing about?
    If you've got nothing, that's what it looks like.
    157AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24
    Re: #145
    Even if that kind of thing happens with the top award, I think getting nominated at all is still a fair, legitimate evaluation.
    A big-budget title that can't even manage that is straight-up trash.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “This year’s GOTY contenders still haven’t settled on anything — seriously, what do you think will win? This year, Poko.”

  • Matsumoto Hitoshi Gets Second Helpings of Curry at Yoshimoto’s Staff Cafeteria — 5ch: ‘This Is the Guy Who Thinks Instant Noodles Are a Feast’

    During a livestream on the paid platform “DOWNTOWN+,” Matsumoto Hitoshi visited the staff cafeteria at Yoshimoto Kogyo’s Tokyo headquarters and went back for a second helping of the famous “Yoshimoto Curry,” raving about it. On 5ch, reactions to the food report itself mixed with judgments about Matsumoto’s past conduct and public image, stirring up a lively mix of praise and criticism.

    August 24, 2026, 18:36

    “Dow-Plunch!!,” a segment on “DOWNTOWN+,” the paid platform that streams Downtown’s content, broadcast live on the 24th from “Munch Lunch,” the staff cafeteria at Yoshimoto Kogyo’s Tokyo headquarters.

    This time they sampled the signature “Yoshimoto Curry,” which had already become a talking point on the show. Matsumoto, stopping by the cafeteria, ordered the “fried stuffed green pepper.” At the self-service counter he also picked up miso soup and pickles, plus — the real target of the visit — a separate plate of curry.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:51
    He's the guy who thinks a cup of Donbei (instant udon noodles) counts as a feast, after all.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:08
    Re: #3
    That was fast lol
    Beat me to it lol
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:20
    Re: #3
    Donbei and Green Tanuki are both delicious though. (both instant noodle brands)
    150AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:35
    Re: #3
    Guess he'll never live this down now.
    Well, he's always played up being poor anyway.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:52
    Captain Aki's out there grinding away in Shin-kigeki too~ (Yoshimoto's stage comedy troupe)
    Hurry back already
    226AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:03
    Re: #7
    Not trying to troll here, but I genuinely
    don't get what's funny about that guy.
    He's kind of scary, like a yakuza or something.

    For the record though, I love Suchiko
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:54
    He should just be allowed back on network TV already
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:54
    This is a guy who sits in a hotel suite eating Donbei going 'mmm, so good.'
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:56
    Re: #15
    Probably bad for his gut too.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:05
    A bunch of people who complain about literally everything
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:06
    "What's so funny about watching something that lame?" — Matsumoto Hitoshi
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:07
    Re: #58
    And now he's literally doing that exact thing himself, so it's not funny.
    Pathetic, Matsu-chan.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:06
    This upbeat, breezy vibe has a real touch of melancholy to it — that's what makes it interesting.
    Wish he'd be this active on network TV again, like back in his "Wide Na Show" heyday.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:06
    Anyway, monthly revenue's supposedly 500 million yen & Gabbana
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:11
    Re: #65
    No way that's true lol, how long are you gonna
    keep buying that Nakanishi guy's delusional claims?
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:08
    The talent to be stingy even with women and still never get sued for it
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:10
    Re: #75
    He's already been branded a sexual predator and dragged through the mud more than enough as it is.
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:15
    Has anything actually funny come out of this?
    Not a segment where people try to crack Matsumoto up —
    a segment where Matsumoto cracks US up.
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:18
    Re: #92
    Matsumoto's comedy well ran dry 30 years ago lol
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:19
    Tons of comedians post videos of the Yoshimoto cafeteria and the food genuinely looks pretty good.
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:22
    Re: #106
    They pop it up at events sometimes — I saw a stall at a department store recently.
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:22
    Re: #106
    But regular people can't actually eat there, right?
    Even shown off like this, all I can say is "huh, neat."
    151AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:36

    Just livestream yourself eating Donbei already, Matsumoto
    155AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:38
    It's titled "Downtown" but this is basically Yoshimoto throwing Matsumoto a lifeline since he can't get on TV anymore.
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:43
    Re: #155
    It's basically a living funeral Yoshimoto Kogyo threw for its meritorious contributor Matsumoto Hitoshi.
    180AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:44
    Re: #155
    Matsumoto: "Who told you to take it seriously?!"
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:40

    Even the paying die-hard fans ("Matsu-shin") who tune in are trashing him over this.
    192AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:47
    He got totally crushed in court, kept saying "I just want to get back to comedy already," and this is what he ends up doing — a food review?
    Thoroughly lame.
    Just go eat some Donbei and call it a day.
    224AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:02
    Re: #192


    Matsumoto's basically an underground talent, a home-shopping talent, and a food-review talent now.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[DOWNTOWN+] Matsumoto Hitoshi has lunch at Yoshimoto’s staff cafeteria, gets seconds on Yoshimoto Curry, raves “delicious,” “the spice level’s just right” during livestream [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • SCANDAL to Disband on August 21 Next Year — 5ch Asks: “Why Break Up Now, After 20 Years?”

    The all-female rock band SCANDAL has announced that it will end its activities on August 21, 2027. The members, who were 15 to 18 years old when the band formed, are now 35 to 38. In 2023, they were certified by Guinness World Records for “Longest-running rock band (female) with an unchanged lineup.”

    On the thread, some said they’d never once seen the band on terrestrial TV, while others recalled their Fullmetal Alchemist tie-in song, and many simply expressed shock that the band had lasted 20 years without breaking up.

    SCANDAL Announces It Will End Activities on August 21 Next Year

    The all-female rock band SCANDAL announced on the 24th that it will end its activities on August 21, 2027.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    Never saw them on regular TV even once.
    Is their talent agency weak or something?
    Such a waste of a good band.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:30
    Re: #4
    They were regulars on the FNS Music Festival for a while.
    A music producer at Fuji TV was a big fan of theirs.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    A girl band lasting 20 years is pretty impressive, honestly.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    They're ending activities without ever having an actual scandal? (SCANDAL is also the band's name — a pun)
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    Never ended up listening to a single song of theirs ><
    Probably the band's name put me off ><
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    I love "Shunkan Sentimental" (one of their songs).
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    Re: #8
    Wasn't that the Fullmetal Alchemist tie-in?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:26
    I still listen to their Fullmetal Alchemist song every once in a while.
    Surprised to hear they were even still active.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    In 2023 they were certified by Guinness World Records as "Longest-running rock band (female) with an unchanged lineup."
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    Thought "Best House 123" (an old TV show) was giving me nostalgia, but turns out that was Pistol Valve.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    The "Shoujo S" music video was great.
    Though, well, that's the school-uniform effect talking.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    Oh wow.
    Still, I'm mainly just shocked they were even still active.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    None of them ever got married.
    Cutting it pretty close.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    Wish they'd gone up against an elementary-school girls' band on Kakuzuke Check (the celebrity ranking show) just once.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    Why'd they pick a vocalist with such an anime-style voice?
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:40
    Re: #26
    Probably because it was the era when bands like Shishamo and Silent Siren were big.
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:33
    The only image I have of them is "the band with the pretty drummer."
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    Re: #45
    I recall the bassist with green hair being cute.
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:33
    At formation: ages 15-18
    Now: ages 35-38
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:36
    Re: #49
    They really stuck it out.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:37
    Re: #49
    They formed the band that young? They're still plenty young enough to keep going.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    Good to see they got to wrap up cleanly without any actual scandal.
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:37
    Isn't that right? (unclear/garbled post — meaning uncertain)
    133AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Re: #66
    They changed someone's life — that's amazing. Though I had no clue about any of this until you brought it up, lol.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45
    It's impressive for a female band to last 20 years.
    Fans tend to drift toward younger acts too — normally after about 5 years,
    the vocalist either goes solo, or the band quietly disappears after a member's "shotgun marriage" retirement.
    122AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:50
    Re: #101
    Hey now, don't talk trash about Whiteberry.
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:51
    Last week's show at Osaka-jo Hall was their 20th-anniversary live.
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:51
    There was also a band called Silent Siren, right?
    146AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    Re: #128
    Hearing that name, for some reason I think of Tenkaippin (the ramen chain).
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:51
    And here they were the last stronghold of female bands that never broke up…
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:54
    Re: #129
    There's still Shonen Knife and Lolita No.18, you know.
    Though both have had lineup changes.
    158AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    Re: #129
    There's also BAND-MAID.
    160AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:01
    That's the real mystery — why break up now, after 20 years?
    163AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:02
    Re: #160
    Well, if they're not selling, I guess it's just time to call it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] All-female rock band SCANDAL announces it will end activities on August 21 next year.”

  • Japan to Require Phone-Use and Drowsy-Driving Detection Systems in New Cars from 2031, Transport Ministry Says

    Japan’s Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism (MLIT) has settled on a policy to make “driver monitoring systems” — which detect and warn against smartphone use and drowsy driving — mandatory on new vehicles starting in 2031. Existing models will also be required to comply by 2033.

    On the thread, users debated the price hikes this mandatory equipment will bring, how the rollout compares to Europe and the US, the likely appearance of workaround devices like limiter-bypass tools, and the impact on repair shops.

    Mon, Aug 24, 2:27 PM — Jiji Press

    The Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism has settled on a policy requiring both domestic and imported vehicles to carry a “driver monitoring system” (DMS) that detects and warns against inattentive driving from smartphone use and drowsy driving.

    This was learned from the ministry on the 24th. A ministerial ordinance will be revised in September, applying the requirement to new models starting in 2031, and by 2033 it will also be mandatory for existing models still in production.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:22
    Cars are gonna get even more expensive.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:25
    Re: #2
    And if it's broken at inspection time, that could run you ¥500,000 to fix.
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Re: #2
    Thanks to idiots, the price hikes just won't stop.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:34
    Oh really?
    What about cars that use "cost cutting" as an excuse to cram in touch panels everywhere, forcing you to fumble with a screen for literally everything?
    Those cars are a hazard on wheels.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:22
    If all it does is go beep-beep-beep, what's even the point?
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:24
    Re: #4
    Add a shiny new feature and it's the perfect excuse to sell a kei car for ¥3 million.
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:48
    Re: #4
    Honestly wish it'd just zap you with an electric shock.
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:55
    Re: #4
    Shouldn't ignoring it repeatedly get you reported straight to the police?
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:23
    A future where this gets slammed as a non-tariff trade barrier.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:26
    Re: #8
    Europe's already made it mandatory, and the US is moving toward requiring it too, so Japan's just falling in line.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:38
    Re: #8
    METI (Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry) will obviously be careful to dodge that framing.
    And what does "adopted by the forum" mentioned in the article actually have to do with making it mandatory anyway?
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:26
    (;゚Д゚) Starting in 2031? Talk about zero urgency.
    Start today.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:29
    Re: #19
    Hey Koro-neko (a well-known 5ch cat-persona poster), do you even drive normally?
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:50
    Re: #19
    That's some foul language for a cat lol
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:29
    Make sure it can contact the police too.
    And if you honk the horn, it should auto-report to the police.
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:32
    Re: #30
    So if some idiot backs out of a convenience store without checking either way and you honk a warning, cops show up every single time?
    Think about the hassle for both sides, genius.
    179AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:06
    Re: #42
    But honking after the other guy's already noticed you is just spite, right?
    If it looks like they're about to pull out, just slow down or stop. What a pain.
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:35
    Makes you wonder what people are even watching while driving.

    The lady who caused that rear-end crash that burst into flames was watching cooking videos, apparently.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:39
    Re: #56
    Probably some boring YouTube video.
    There are still idiots out there who mount their phone right on the steering wheel to watch stuff.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:42
    Re: #56
    You're doing the same thing right now browsing 5ch.
    These days humanity's phone IS the main unit — everything else is just an accessory.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:38
    They should add a license-scanning reader too.
    248AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:23
    Re: #59
    Scanner hardware breaks down easily.
    Fine if you're okay with suddenly being told "you can't drive" because of that.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:45
    I wonder if there's any incentive for this — like cheaper insurance or a subsidy. If there's nothing, used cars are gonna sell like crazy.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:47
    Re: #93
    That's exactly what happened in the US.
    If your gaze isn't steady, the engine cuts out on its own or an alarm blares — it's got a terrible reputation.
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:51
    Re: #93
    Probably will happen.

    Though it's more likely your insurance goes UP if you don't have it.
    153AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:59
    Cars are already expensive enough and that's part of why the birthrate's falling — stop tacking on extra features.
    We'll lose in global competition too.
    156AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:00
    Re: #153
    It's being mandated in the EU and the US too, so how would that make us lose lol
    162AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:01
    Re: #156
    The world's biggest auto market is China.
    188AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:08
    Re: #156
    Ordinary people in Europe are also starting to be unable to bear rising car prices.
    Only people who can use company car programs can afford new Western European brand cars.
    For everyone else, new Western European cars are out of reach.
    What people scrape together to buy instead is an Eastern European car or a Chinese one.
    197AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:10
    Re: #188
    It'll be mandatory for Chinese self-driving cars too — it's an international standard adopted by the World Forum for Harmonization of Vehicle Regulations (WP29), so it's being rolled out across EU countries, Eastern Europe included.
    206AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:13
    Re: #197
    China would probably pull it off cheaply with their own tech. A Chinese car might be an option for my next car.
    208AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:14
    Re: #197
    Well, it's clear your Japanese isn't very good.
    203AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:12
    Like these will actually sell.

    Give it a few days and a limiter-bypass device will show up.
    204AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:13
    Re: #203
    Stuff like that deserves harsh punishment.
    Honestly, attempted murder charges would be fine too.
    214AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:15
    Re: #203
    Yeah, it'll show up. Similar devices, like idling-stop cancelers, are already common.
    222AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:17
    So what happens when it detects you're dozing off?
    Does it just slam to a stop?
    229AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:18
    Re: #203
    Subaru, for instance, has had this for 5 years already, and no canceler device has shown up for it, right?
    It's also on the 90-series Noah/Voxy, and I don't think there's a canceler for that either.

    Re: #222
    Some systems sound the horn, flip on the hazards, and pull over to stop.
    Probably depends on the car.
    221AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:17
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQefaK8a0AAcqKM.jpg
    243AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:22
    Because it has to be removed and resynced every single time for maintenance, the job takes way longer than the automaker's estimated labor time. In the US, where this rolled out first, mechanics are quitting in droves and month-long repair waits have become the norm.
    252AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #243
    Same thing happened with home appliances — used to be repaired, then it became whole-assembly swaps, and eventually it turned into just tossing it and buying new.
    258AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:25
    Re: #243
    You mean like headlight-aiming calibration?
    This is an in-cabin monitor though — is that kind of recalibration actually necessary for it?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Inattentive/drowsy driving detection to become mandatory — MLIT policy to apply to new vehicles from 2031.”

  • 7-Eleven to Cut Prices on Two Hand-Rolled Onigiri by ¥19 Starting September 8

    7-Eleven announced that starting September 8, it will cut prices on two of its signature hand-rolled onigiri, “Charcoal-Grilled Silver Salmon” and “Loaded Spicy Mentaiko,” from ¥232 to ¥213. On the thread, some suspected collusion after Lawson and FamilyMart cut prices around the same time, while others pointed out that the price cut seems small given how much wholesale rice prices have fallen, sparking a lively comparison with specialty chains like Omusubi Gonbei.

    Seven-Eleven Japan will cut prices on two of its flagship hand-rolled onigiri starting September 8. The “Hand-Rolled Onigiri: Charcoal-Grilled Silver Salmon” and another item are included, with prices dropping by ¥19. The company lowered prices by cutting procurement costs for ingredients and other raw materials as well as shipping costs.

    The prices of “Hand-Rolled Onigiri: Charcoal-Grilled Silver Salmon” and “Hand-Rolled Onigiri: Loaded Spicy Mentaiko” will drop from ¥232 to ¥213 (tax included). The cut comes without any change to the amount of filling or product specifications.

    (Continued at the link below)

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:06
    LAWSON said they were cutting prices, so 7-Eleven scrambled to follow suit
    155AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    Re: #2
    Yeah, because Lawson did it first
    193AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:29
    Re: #2
    7-Eleven can only ever follow Lawson's lead
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:07
    Why does everyone just fall in line the moment one company moves?
    Japanese corporations are seriously so laaame (drawn out in a mocking sing-song tone, like "kiii-moooi~")!
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:14
    Re: #10
    Yeah, Japan gets called out by other countries for collusion all the time.

    It's probably just baked into the national character at this point.
    A "collusion mentality."

    No wonder China's overtaking us.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:12
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:12
    What kind of illusion are they gonna pull off this time?
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:13
    Yeah, rice has actually gotten cheaper, so it's weird prices aren't dropping more than this
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:14
    Re: #50
    Onigiri shot up from over ¥200 to over ¥300 in no time.
    They jacked the price up, but the cut back down is only token.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:13
    Onigiri could still sell for ¥100 even today, right?
    Charging ¥200 is just a rip-off.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    By the way, that seaweed is actually printed on.

    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:17
    Re: #69
    For stuff that loses flavor when microwaved, I can sort of understand printing it on for the sake of color, if I'm being super generous.
    But this nori is just malicious.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    They got greedy and hiked prices when rice got expensive,
    so now that rice prices have come back down and they're cutting prices again,
    the customers who left aren't coming back lol
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:17
    Re: #71
    That's exactly the point, and yet there's something off about them acting all sincere over such a tiny price cut.
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:18
    7-Eleven really puts in the corporate effort, huh.
    I'm impressed every time I look at their products.
    Not buying them though.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:21
    Re: #96
    Same here.
    There's a real sense of quality to it.

    Not buying it though lol
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:20
    Well, even if rice gets cheaper, naphtha prices are up, so packaging costs have gone up too.
    Supermarket natto has gone up more than ¥10 on average and it's not coming back down either.
    123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:22
    Re: #114
    I was shocked when ¥64 natto became ¥84.
    Of course, I know things are tough all around so I'm not complaining, and I'll still buy it, but still…
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:22
    I'll just buy fresh new-crop rice myself, no offense
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:24
    Re: #124
    Right? 5kg of rice is under ¥3,000 now, so there's no way I'm paying ¥200 for an onigiri.
    169AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    Re: #143
    I've been eating oddly-flavored stockpiled rice, so I'm actually kind of looking forward to it (referring to government emergency reserve rice)
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:22
    Is there some kind of cartel going on here or what?
    135AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:23
    Re: #125
    There's probably some consultant's template they're all following, that's why the moves are so sluggish.
    156AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    The line at Omusubi Gonbei is insane — you can get onigiri thicker than convenience store ones starting at ¥130.
    215AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:31
    Re: #156
    Yeah, they're bigger with way more filling, and the price is basically the same as convenience store onigiri.
    175AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    Onigiri price-cut roundup
    Supreme God: FamilyMart — ¥22 off
    God: 7-Eleven — ¥19 off
    Scrub: Lawson — ¥10 off
    Our enemy: 5kg rice — only ¥1,300 off
    180AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    Re: #175
    You should've written: "Total scrub: 7-Eleven, only 2 items"
    200AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:30
    Re: #175
    W-wait, what about MiniStop? Isn't MiniStop cutting prices?
    250AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    Japan Meat (supermarket chain)
    Fukui-grown Koshihikari rice, ¥1,999


    262AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:35
    Kansai region

    New-crop rice, 5kg for ¥1,980


    263AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:35
    Correction
    Convenience store onigiri price-cut roundup

    Supreme God: FamilyMart — ¥22 off, ¥320→¥298, 1 item
    God: 7-Eleven — ¥19 off, ¥232→¥213, 2 items
    Scrub: Lawson — ¥10 off, ¥181→¥171, 2 items

    Bonus
    Our enemy: 5kg rice — only ¥1,300 off
    273AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:36
    Re: #263
    All three of them are scrubs, aren't they
    284AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:37
    Re: #263
    Wait, the others are only 2 items or 1 item too?
    269AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:36
    Don Quijote (discount store)

    New-crop Koshihikari rice, ¥2,299

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “7-Eleven to Cut Onigiri Prices in September: ‘Lowering Prices by Reducing Raw Material Procurement and Shipping Costs’”.