Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Belgian Prince’s Secret Son Officially Recognized via DNA Test — 5ch Asks: ‘Does He Have a Claim to the Throne?’

    A 26-year-old man who worked as a car salesman in Belgium has been legally recognized, through DNA testing, as the biological son of Prince Laurent (the King’s younger brother), and has now become an official member of the royal family. Reports say he was granted the same inheritance rights as the children born to the Prince and his wife, sparking chatter on 5ch — from “Why doesn’t Japan’s Imperial family do DNA testing?” to questions about whether a child born out of wedlock can actually hold a claim to the throne.

    (CNN) — Clément Vandenkerckhove, a man who worked as a car salesman in Belgium, has become a prince at age 26. He has been recognized as the son of Prince Laurent, the King’s younger brother.

    [Photo] Prince Laurent and Wendy Van Wanten back in the 1990s

    Vandenkerckhove’s mother is a Belgian singer who was in a relationship with Prince Laurent in the 1990s. She reportedly revealed who his father was for the first time ten years ago, when he turned 16.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:44
    Guess I'm heading to Belgium real quick!
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:45
    Re: #6
    Getting adopted into a Japanese family still sounds more likely
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:49
    Re: #8
    That only applies to the former imperial branch families
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:46
    Actually, I'm secretly a prince of some country too
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:05
    Re: #9
    Prince of Monkey Park?
    156AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:43
    Re: #9
    What a coincidence
    I'm the prince of the Pallas's Cat Kingdom myself
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:50
    > Son of Belgian singer Wendy Van Wanten

    Having the surname "Van" means she was originally nobility, huh
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    Re: #18
    Apparently in French, "Van" doesn't really carry weight as a noble title — even commoners use it
    Kind of like how in Japan people just take their hometown's place name as a surname
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:52
    They should just make gene testing and registration mandatory for everyone in Japan and rank us all by closeness to the Imperial family
    While they're at it, use it for police investigations too — safe and secure
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:53
    So basically a secret love child from an affair???
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:03
    Since it says the King, his father, opposed the relationship, that means Prince Laurent and Wendy's romance wasn't exactly hidden
    Re: #33
    He married the Princess 23 years ago in 2003, and this guy is 26 — so he was born out of wedlock back when the Prince was still single
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:20
    Re: #55
    Thanks. You sure know a lot about this (lol)
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:00
    Meanwhile in Japan, it's just "let's trust each other" and no DNA test happens.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:02
    Re: #50
    I think that's fine, honestly
    That's just how bloodlines work, isn't it
    Unless it's some kind of fraud case, that is
    194AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:07
    Re: #50
    Having trouble parsing long Japanese sentences?

    Clément Vandenkerckhove got the DNA test because he's an illegitimate child
    Prince Laurent's legitimate children haven't had any DNA testing done
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:05
    Re: #53
    Can you say the same thing about your own parents and grandparents?
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    There might well be families in Japan too where the son sells sandals for a living, but his mother tells him, "You're the great-great-grandson of Emperor Kōmei. Don't let your heart become a sandal seller's too."
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    Re: #93
    Male-line descendants of the Minamoto, Taira, and Tachibana clans can trace their lineage back to the Imperial line
    However, since they've already left the Imperial family and become commoners, they have no succession rights
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    Kids who get to inherit from Laurent:

    Louise
    Nicolas
    Aymeric
    The car salesman New‼
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:56
    Re: #94
    Probably more than an average commoner, but between diverting navy funds and showing up to a party at the Chinese embassy without government permission, he seems short on cash
    His conduct was so worrying that his granduncle, two kings back, even came out in favor of female-line succession so his older sister could take the throne instead
    She ended up marrying and having kids earlier than her brother, the current king, so succession wasn't even an issue for her
    151AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:13
    Being legally recognized doesn't make him a prince, does it? Does he actually have a claim to the throne?
    162AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:02
    Re: #151
    In Christian countries, children born out of wedlock have no succession rights

    *This article is an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “[Royal Family] Belgian car salesman becomes a prince at 26 — DNA test reveals royal bloodline, granted the same inheritance rights as the children born to the Prince and his wife.”

  • Tokyo Disney’s Paid Priority Access Expands to 16 Attractions in September, With Price Hikes for Some Rides

    Starting September 1, Tokyo Disney Resort will expand its paid attraction-reservation service “Premier Access” to a total of 16 facilities, with rides like “Soarin’” rising from ¥2,000 to ¥2,500 per use and “Journey to the Center of the Earth” going from ¥1,500 to ¥2,000. Reactions on 5ch were split, ranging from “Where did Walt’s philosophy go?” to “It’s still cheap for foreigners with the weak yen” and “Fine by me, it boosts spending per guest.”

    Disney Premier Access is a paid service that lets guests reserve a specific experience time and entry slot at eligible attractions. Starting September 1, Tokyo Disneyland’s “Big Thunder Mountain,” “Pooh’s Hunny Hunt,” “Monsters, Inc. Ride & Go Seek!,” and “Haunted Mansion,” along with Tokyo DisneySea’s “Raging Spirits” and “Indiana Jones Adventure: Temple of the Crystal Skull,” will be added, bringing the total to 16 attractions.

    The attractions getting price changes this round are “Beauty and the Beast: Magical Journey,” “Soarin’: Fantastic Flight,” and “Anna and Elsa’s Frozen Journey,” which will rise from ¥2,000 to ¥2,500 per use. “Journey to the Center of the Earth” will go from ¥1,500 to ¥2,000 per use.

    Source: news.mixi.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Not a shred of Walt Disney's spirit left in this place.
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:44
    Re: #5
    Do you even know what Walt Disney actually believed in?
    FastPass wasn't invented until decades after Walt died.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Isn't there some kind of "ride all you want" pass anymore?
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:12
    Re: #6
    You can still ride, just stand in line.
    What used to be a free reservation system just became a paid one.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:12
    Re: #6
    It's still unlimited rides — it's just that if you want to cut your wait time, you now pay per attraction.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Honestly, at this point it's kind of on you if you still go.
    159AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    Re: #7
    If fewer people went, you wouldn't need to pay extra just to get in smoothly, lol
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:14
    Nothing but old men and grannies
    170AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:06
    Re: #13
    Now that you mention it, there was talk that it's mostly middle-aged women who love Disneyland.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:18
    Do kids these days even get a chance to watch Disney movies anymore?
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:19
    Re: #21
    Nope. These days Disney is just chubby, lonely middle-aged people throwing money around to have fun.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:22
    Disneyland, brought to you by middle-aged guys
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:28
    Come on, this is way too expensive no matter how you look at it — have they lost their minds? Back in the 2000s this was the kind of place where middle and high schoolers got some cash from their parents over a long break, or splurged a bit from their part-time job pay to go with friends. With prices this absurd, students and families with kids just can't afford it anymore.
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:38
    Re: #37
    Even so, the reality is there are still plenty of families with kids and students going.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:34
    It's fine — this isn't the "Happiest Place on Earth" anymore, it's a place where washed-up people go to blow their money. They should just jack the price up from ¥2,000 to something like ¥160,000 a pop.
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:37
    Re: #44
    The people who rush in first are the ones staying at the hotel anyway, so they're already spending about that much.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:45
    Guess it all went exactly the way Mickey wanted.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:46
    Re: #59
    Say "Mickey" too carelessly and you'll get sued, right?
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:46
    Since Disney movies are only on Disney+ now, today's little kids barely know any of them, which makes Disneyland a lot less fun for them.
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:47
    Re: #62
    Can't they just rent them? People have always either bought or rented the DVDs.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:48
    Re: #62
    Isn't that just true of your own tiny little bubble?
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:52
    Re: #62
    You don't really need to know the movies — plenty of kids just like the rides themselves.
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:56
    At the very least, Haunted Mansion and Monsters, Inc. aren't worth paying extra for.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:57
    Re: #89
    Isn't that only during the Haunted Mansion's Nightmare Before Christmas overlay?
    102AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:02
    Money just keeps flowing out. More like "Dis-money-land." (a pun on 出銭/deniru, "money going out," and Disneyland)
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:02
    Re: #102
    Nice one. Gotta admit, that's a good pun.
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:03
    Re: #102
    People have been making that same joke forever — do they seriously think they're the first to come up with it?
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    Isn't the entrance fee alone already about ¥10,000? And now it's several thousand more on top just for priority access?
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:05
    Re: #106
    It's actually the cheapest Disney park in the world — about half the price of others. It's not that Disney is expensive, it's that the yen is too weak and wages haven't budged.
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:05
    Since foreigners will pay top dollar, they don't even need to bother with Japanese customers anymore.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:06
    Re: #110
    Apparently it's still dirt cheap for foreign visitors. How did Japan end up like this…
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:10
    Wasn't Priority Access always just for the lame attractions anyway?
    173AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:07
    Where are poor people even supposed to go have fun now?
    174AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:07
    Re: #173
    Just tap away on your phone and get your dopamine hits that way.
    175AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:08
    Re: #173
    Go hit up Kasai Rinkai Park right next door instead.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Tokyo Disneyland Abolishes FastPass wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww” (the string of “w”s is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, like “lol”).

  • Health Ministry Apologizes for Scrapping Cancer Movie Tie-In — 5ch: ‘A Total Failure of Imagination by Everyone Involved’

    On the 24th, the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare announced it was canceling its tie-in promotion with the film *Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World: My Life Diary*, which portrays a cancer patient’s battle with the disease, and apologized to patients and their families. The film reportedly includes a storyline in which the protagonist refuses chemotherapy, and threads quickly pointed out that this contradicts the ministry’s own push for standard cancer treatment. Some also questioned whether the ministry had simply left the whole project in the hands of an ad agency.

    2026-08-24 17:45

    We offer our deepest and most sincere apologies.

    On the 24th, the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare announced the cancellation of its tie-in with the film *Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World: My Life Diary*.

    Source: oricon.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:03
    Can't the government do something about these idiotic tie-ins already?
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:07
    Re: #2
    They just want to throw money around to flex their influence somehow.
    151AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:35
    Re: #2
    They're probably in bed with the ad agency.
    The bureaucrats are idiots too, though.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:05
    Just from the title alone, there's no way this could ever be a movie you'd put up as a hospital ad.
    And on top of that, the plot involves refusing chemo?
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:15
    Re: #8
    Makes you want to cynically wonder if they're secretly trying to cut medical costs.
    87AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:40
    Re: #8
    Refusing standard treatment is a no-go.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:09
    Re: #1
    The point is: what kind of awareness campaign is it, putting this poster up in a hospital where people go to actually get treated? It really does show a total failure of imagination on everyone involved.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:18
    Re: #18
    The ministry's bureaucrats clearly weren't thinking at all.

    Dentsu probably sent over a proposal and they just went 'sure, no-bid contract, go for it!' and handed the whole thing off.
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:19
    Re: #18
    Get yourself cancer insurance even while you're young.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:10
    Re: #1
    Ministry of Health: 'Fine then, no subsidies for you.'
    147AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:06
    Re: #23
    Hospitals in Japan are required to bring on ministry retirees ('amakudari') as executives, so cutting off subsidies isn't really an option. If 'no subsidies means no amakudari' ever actually happened, whoever pulled that off would be prime-minister material.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:10
    The money never actually reaches the people who really need it.

    When my wife died and left me with small kids and no idea what to do, all the ward office did was hand me an NPO pamphlet.

    I still haven't forgotten the look on that official's face.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:12
    Re: #24
    Sorry about that, man.
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:14
    What the heck is the 'AYA generation'? (´・ω・`)
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:17
    Re: #35
    It's the generation of idol Aya Matsuura's kids.
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:28
    Re: #35
    Honestly, I think the term just never caught on because of the name — it sounds like someone's actual name, which makes it feel kind of goofy.
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:17
    They already screwed up once before, with that poster featuring comedian Koyabu (Kazutoyo).
    They're basically trolling the public on purpose at this point.
    144AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:58
    Re: #42
    This will probably end up as ammunition to attack the minister in the next Diet session, but tanking the cabinet's approval rating is basically part of Kasumigaseki's job too.
    It's leverage to make politicians fall in line with what the bureaucrats want.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:23
    Can we please get past this outdated 'cancer equals death' mindset already?
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:29
    Re: #64
    The original book this movie is based on is literally a collection of cases of people who died because of that outdated mindset.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:31
    A lot of people probably read 'AYA' phonetically as 'Aya,' but it's actually pronounced letter by letter, 'A-Y-A.' Not that you need to know this medical term anyway.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q0XcteEeYI
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:43
    Re: #80
    'Aya generation' is apparently the 'correct' reading.
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:32
    The ad agencies are on a losing streak lol
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:41
    Re: #81
    Dentsu, Hakuhodo, or ADK?
    Both the Justice Ministry and the Health Ministry probably figured 'they're PR pros' and just dumped the whole thing on an ad agency.
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:34
    Same as with the 'Love Jōtō' campaign (another widely mocked government ad) — this really shows how badly Kasumigaseki bureaucrats fail to imagine how something will land with the people who actually see it.
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:40
    Re: #83
    Ever since Koizumi started pushing 'personal responsibility,' the Japanese mindset shifted.
    Things got especially messed up once the Ice Age generation (Japan's lost generation of job-market victims) became the core of the workforce.
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:43
    So who's actually taking responsibility here?
    Between the posters and everything else, we're talking losses in the hundreds of millions of yen, right?
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:02
    I went to see the Chiikawa movie and this trailer played before it.
    Losing someone is obviously sad — is that really something you go out of your way to watch in a theater?
    Guess that makes me a jaded person for even thinking that.
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:11
    Re: #108
    There are people who watch stuff like the '24-Hour TV' charity telethon too — folks starving for 'inspiration porn.'
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:04
    The ministry just outsourced the work.
    It was the contractor who screwed it up.
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:09
    Re: #110
    But it was the ministry, as the client, who gave the final go-ahead.
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:17
    It's the same logic as building a funeral home right next to a nursing home.
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:25
    Re: #124
    There was actually a real dispute over something just like that recently.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Entertainment] Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare Announces Cancellation of Tie-In with Film ‘Even If Mom Is No Longer in This World: My Life Diary,’ Apologizes to Patients and Families [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Elderly Osaka Couple Donates ¥400 Million, Requests Giant Myaku-Myaku Statue: ‘A Symbol to Pass Down to Future Generations’

    It has come to light that an 85-year-old couple living in Osaka City donated a total of ¥400 million to the memorial park being built on the former Expo site, and have requested that a giant statue of the official mascot “Myaku-Myaku” be installed there. Reactions on 5channel were split, ranging from lighthearted jokes like “Kengo Kuma’s probably going to get involved” to opinions that disaster relief should take priority.

    Hoping to contribute to the redevelopment of Yumeshima, the artificial island in Osaka’s Konohana Ward that hosted the Osaka-Kansai Expo, an Osaka couple — Keihachi Fukunishi, 85, and his wife Akiyo, also 85 — donated a total of ¥400 million to the city. Mayor Hideyuki Yokoyama presented them with a letter of appreciation at city hall on the 24th.

    In June this year, the couple offered the ¥400 million donation to the city, requesting it be used for the “Memorial Park Zone,” where part of the Expo’s symbolic “Grand Roof Ring” will be preserved alongside a new memorial hall. Among their wishes is the construction of a giant statue of the Expo’s official mascot character, Myaku-Myaku.

    At the presentation ceremony, Mayor Yokoyama said of the donation, “We will do everything we can to put it to good use and pass the Expo’s legacy on to the next generation,” as he handed over the letter of appreciation.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:42
    Kengo Kuma is already limbering up (a meme format implying he's eager to jump in)
    148AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:07
    Re: #15
    Thought the exact same thing
    157AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:09
    Re: #15
    Kuma's got a bear's nose for this lol (his name "Kuma" is a pun on the Japanese word for "bear")
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:11
    Re: #15
    This'll just end up paying for Kengo Kuma's food and drinks, watch
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:47
    Honestly, isn't even Ishin in a tough spot over this?
    Bad timing — Japan's dealing with earthquakes and flood damage right now
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:48
    Re: #40
    Just wait, Yoshimura's about to hype this up big time lol
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:56
    At least donate it toward renewing the sewer pipes
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:59
    Re: #40
    Earthquake and flood countermeasures are a separate matter — those have been ongoing for a while already

    Re: #89
    That work is also currently in progress
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:58
    A model otaku
    I want to donate ¥400 million when I die and get a giant statue of my favorite character made too lol
    105AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:58
    Re: #101
    Can't wait until you're dead for that, gotta do it before you die, correction time lol
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:59
    Re: #101
    Might actually happen if it's a local mascot character
    Though a character with zero connection to the place would probably get rejected
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:00
    This year's kanji, Osaka edition only: "脈" (myaku, "pulse/vein" — a nod to Myaku-Myaku)

    220AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:28
    Re: #112
    Osaka's still stuck in Expo mode
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:00
    This kind of rich-person donation happens a lot in Kansai

    Never see it in Tokyo though lol
    142AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:07
    Re: #114
    True. Every couple of months there's a news story like "a 70-something from Kobe…" or "a couple from Nishinomiya (sometimes Ashiya)…"
    Doesn't that happen in Tokyo?
    174AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:12
    Re: #114
    I remember Aomori City once got a ¥500 million donation from a generous benefactor in Kyoto, citing some personal connection — there really are generous people out there
    155AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:09
    Completion image
    167AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:11
    Re: #155
    This is probably going to cost something like ¥4 billion
    169AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:11
    If your parent told you "the whole inheritance is going toward a Myaku-Myaku statue, so deal with it"
    wouldn't you guys totally lose it lol
    176AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:12
    Re: #169
    I'm not counting on my parents' money anyway
    I'd just think "wow, this parent's really an idiot" and let them do whatever they want
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:13
    Re: #169
    Maybe you're just the kind of kid your parents think a Myaku-Myaku statue would be more worthwhile than
    246AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:34
    Re: #169
    That's the kind of stylish money-spending I want to do too
    I'd rather it become a Myaku-Myaku statue than have my kids fight over the inheritance
    205AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:21
    Ignoring Kumamoto and Chiba lol
    206AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:22
    Re: #205
    Why don't you guys donate then
    248AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:35
    Re: #205
    Not ignoring them at all
    Osaka's sent plenty of people to support disaster relief in Kumamoto, and over ¥35 million in donations has already been raised

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “Elderly Osaka Couple Donates ¥400 Million, Requests Giant Myaku-Myaku Statue: “A Symbol to Pass Down to Future Generations”.”

  • Can the PS5 Hit “15-15”? September–November Lineup Sparks Debate

    The “GEHA” (hardware/industry) board on 5ch lit up with debate over whether the PS5 can hit “15-15” — a benchmark used to gauge the console’s performance — by the end of the year. Posters worked through the roster of titles slated for release from September onward to check the numbers, while also citing data showing that digital downloads now make up 82% of PS5 software sales this fiscal year, and pointing out that preorders for the highly anticipated Ace Combat 8 have stalled just five weeks before launch.

    Much of the thread’s second half devolved into sniping at a few regular posters, so this article has been trimmed down to the substantive exchanges that cite actual numbers and titles.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:51
    Even setting aside new Switch-hub releases, tons of new titles are dropping September through November. Factor in multiplatform releases like Trails (Kiseki) and it'd honestly be weirder if 15-15 DIDN'T happen.
    September
    The Blood of Dawnwalker — Sep 3
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:58
    Hold on, "15-15" is supposed to be about packaged (physical) releases — so why are there so many download-only titles mixed in?
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:58
    Re: #11
    Which ones specifically?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:59
    These are coming to Switch 2 too
    NBA 2K27
    Kemono Heroes
    EA SPORTS FC 27
    Castlevania: Belmont's Curse
    9 Years of Shadows
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4

    These are already out on Switch/Switch 2
    Sōshin no Ars Magna (JP-only title, no confirmed English name)
    Gear Club Unlimited 3
    Back to the Dawn
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:01
    Re: #15
    Wait, if you cross those off, doesn't the count drop below 15?
    Guess it's not happening then.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:03
    Re: #15
    Thanks, fixed it
    September
    The Blood of Dawnwalker — Sep 3
    Marvel's Wolverine — Sep 15
    Mortal Shell II — Sep 17
    SILENT HILL: Townfall — Sep 24
    CONTROL Resonant — Sep 24
    ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE — Sep 29
    October
    Star Wars: Galactic Racer — Oct 6
    Stupid Never Dies—Oct 22
    Aliens: Fireteam Elite 2—Oct 22
    Phantom Blade Zero — Oct 29
    November
    Grand Theft Auto VI — Nov 19
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:08
    Re: #15
    Aliens: Fireteam Elite 2

    That one's also coming to Switch 2 this fall.
    Actually, if it's October, wouldn't Japan get it day-and-date?
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:07
    Marathon, Saros, Toukon, Wolverine — sounds like the Death Note's been used on all of them (5ch slang for a game being jinxed/doomed after being mentioned).
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:08
    Re: #28
    Wolverine hasn't even come out yet though.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:09
    Re: #32
    Hey, don't just ignore me
    Explain it already.
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:12
    Re: #33
    Right now all we've got is a console-sales bump from the extra State of Play and GTA
    Honestly I expected more software than this
    So much got shown at the June State of Play — where did it all go?
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:10
    What even happens if it hits 15-15 anyway
    Nothing's gonna change, right?
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:11
    Re: #36
    Apparently we dance for three days and three nights straight and pass the tale down for generations.
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:15
    Re: #36
    Because the PS5 looks set to go down as the console that never scored a single million-seller in Japan during its whole lifespan — the so-called "million-seller virgin king" (5ch mockery for a console that can't crack a million) — let alone hit 15-15.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:16
    Re: #1
    Well, with the digital ratio this high it's basically impossible
    PS paid software units sold, Q1
    Fiscal Year Total Digital (share) Packaged shipped
    FY2016 36.70M 10.64M (29%) 26.05M units
    FY2026 66.10M 54.20M (82%) 11.89M units
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:18
    Re: #55
    Well yeah, packaged games only have a 10% share domestically in FY2026.
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:18
    My prediction: Ace Combat 8 will actually pull its weight, considering it's a niche genre.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:21
    Re: #60
    Combined across all editions it's sitting at just 1,200 points on Amazon Japan's preorder ranking
    That's not looking great…
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:24
    Re: #60
    Initial preorders were climbing pretty well, but it's rough that the numbers kept dropping even into August
    Standard edition at 800+100 points five weeks before launch isn't great
    That's basically the same as "Rinkane" (5ch shorthand for another title, used here for comparison)
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:19
    I wonder how this guy feels now that even Genshin Impact is basically confirmed for Switch 2.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:35
    Re: #62
    If that were true, wouldn't it have already been announced at a Nintendo Direct?
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:50
    Even when this guy "retires," he comes back to answer the fans eagerly waiting for his return.
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:50
    Re: #79
    He'll probably be gone within two years
    Physical media's on its way out anyway lol
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    If we're just talking about this year, I think the ceiling is around 24-6 max. Going beyond that would take something like a rival stumbling into trouble.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:27
    Re: #88
    I think it'll go a bit further than that
    Up to around 22-8
    For the first week of October (the week Ace Combat launches)

    Ace Combat
    Musou 2 Remaster
    Ghost of Yōtei (Director's Cut)
    FC27
    Silent Hill
    Wolverine
    Trails (Kiseki)
    Onimusha

    These eight titles are all likely to chart
    106AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:33
    Re: #98

    Counting overlaps, it might actually get surprisingly close. But a lot of these look like the type to crash hard from week two on, so even 22-8 seems like a stretch

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, aka “GEHA”) thread【Are the People Saying PS5 Can’t Hit 15-15 Serious?】.

  • The Real Secret to ‘Cleanliness’? It’s Just Being Hot — 5ch: “If You’re Handsome, Anything Goes”

    Sparked by a post on X (formerly Twitter) claiming that “what women really mean by ‘cleanliness’ is whether a man is a ‘weak man’ (jakusha danshi, i.e. a low-status, unattractive man) or not,” the debate over “cleanliness” spread to 5ch’s Livegalileo (general live-commentary) board as well. Posters lined up opinions like “if he’s handsome, nobody cares if he’s broke or sweaty” and “in the end it’s looks and money, not cleanliness,” with the discussion expanding to bring up actor Masahiro Higashide as an example and theories about which hairstyles are popular with women — though partway through, things derailed into personal bickering between posters.

    What women really mean by “cleanliness” comes down to one thing: whether or not you’re a “weak man.” To women, weakness is a kind of “impurity,” so no matter how well-groomed a guy who can’t shake that “weak” aura makes himself, he just ends up as a “clean weak man” — and since women instinctively recoil from weakness, he still reads as dirty to them in the end. A high-status man’s unwashed d*ck is cleaner to them than a low-status man’s freshly washed hands.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:56
    Back when I was a tall, good-looking guy, women would compliment me on my clothes even though I was just wearing Uniqlo.

    Meanwhile I've seen guys in expensive clothes get totally ignored, more than once.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:58
    If you're good-looking (height + face + build add up past a certain line), anything goes.

    I was broke and still had women all over me
    I was sweaty and still got liked
    Even with pretty indoorsy hobbies
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:07
    Back in the day I was honestly pretty much a Subaru-from-Re:Zero type character
    A bit of an annoying guy

    But since I was a tall, good-looking guy, everyone just let it slide
    103AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:35
    Cleanliness
    Good looks
    Money

    In the end, isn't it just this?
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:38
    Re: #103
    For dating, the handsome guys win
    For marriage-hunting, it's the rich guys (though apparently they get cuckolded a lot)
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:38
    Re: #103
    Being serious for a second, you don't even need to be handsome
    If you actually understood women, this would be obvious
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:40
    Wear clothes that aren't wrinkled, that fit properly, and don't have weird patterns,
    and as long as you're not bald, that's the bare minimum for "cleanliness," right?
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:42
    Re: #112
    You don't get it — an ugly guy who's well-groomed is still just an ugly guy
    118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:43
    Re: #112
    Even bald and short, doesn't someone like Masayoshi Son (SoftBank's billionaire founder) still look clean?
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:46
    Guys like Masahiro Higashide are basically unemployed, but even other men can tell he's the type women go for
    Men need to get their wild side back
    Stop sucking up to women
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:48
    Re: #124
    Wasn't he living in the mountains with a harem or something
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:52
    Re: #138
    Here we go again with the gap between what men think is handsome and what women think is handsome
    Guys with a "mushroom cut" who look unpopular at first glance are actually the most popular
    142AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:55
    Re: #139
    Unless the hairstyle is really bizarre, hairstyle doesn't actually matter
    Whether it's a buzz cut or a mushroom cut, guys who are popular are popular regardless

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Livegalileo) thread 「[Sad News] Here’s What Women Really Mean by “Cleanliness” LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL」.

  • 2026 Favorite Radio Personality Ranking (Comedians Edition): Bananaman Takes 3rd, Sandwichman 2nd

    Oricon News released its “Favorite Radio Personality Ranking 2026 (Comedians Edition),” with Audrey taking 1st place for the second year running, Sandwichman coming in 2nd, and Bananaman placing 3rd. On 5ch, users questioned why duos like Ninety-Nine and Harai-chi didn’t make the cut, and opinions split over how funny individual personalities like Wakabayashi and Kawashima really are.

    Last year marked the 100th anniversary of NHK radio broadcasting, prompting Oricon News to launch its new “Favorite Radio Personality Ranking.” Now in its second year, the survey again split results into two categories: “Actors/Artists Edition” and “Comedians Edition.” In this week’s “Comedians Edition,” Audrey — whose show has run since October 2009, winning over its late-night Saturday listeners (nicknamed the “Little Tooth” fandom) and pulling off a hugely successful Tokyo Dome event in 2024 — took 1st place again, securing back-to-back titles.

    (details omitted)

    Taking 2nd place was Sandwichman, who host “Sandwichman The Radio Show Saturday” every Saturday at 1pm on Nippon Broadcasting. Beyond the duo’s much-loved opening banter, the show is popular for segments like “Miki Fest,” where Mikio Date handpicks songs based purely on his own biased taste. Buzz around the show has grown industry-wide too — this past July, Mariya Takeuchi, a fan of the program, made a guest appearance.

    Source: oricon.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    Tsuboi Norio isn't on there. Redo the list.
    143AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:24
    Re: #5
    You mean the musician, right?
    Dunno though
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:24
    Re: #5
    It's Tsuboi Norio (spelled つボイノリオ, with a katakana "ボイ")
    You're the one who needs a redo
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:02
    Not gonna lie, Sandwichman's radio show is boring
    113AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:03
    Re: #54Re: #13
    Even though it's a Kansai local radio show, it gets uploaded to YouTube every week —
    "Appare Yattemasu" with Kendo Kobayashi and Ungirls on Wednesdays is great
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:04
    Nogizaka fans like Bananaman
    Hinatazaka fans like Audrey
    Do an idol group's show and your ranking goes up
    150AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:25
    Re: #15
    Harai-chi's turn… "Sunday's Navel" (Nichiyou no Heso)…
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:04
    Guess Ninety-Nine doesn't make the cut anymore
    Though I haven't listened in like 20 years
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:08
    Re: #16
    Ninety-Nine's show has zero substance, but their fans fill up domes, so they get favorable treatment
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:04
    Knights (Naitsu) work so hard, but the people voting in this survey are probably all judging by All Night Nippon standards
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:09
    Re: #18
    Sandwichman's on a different day in the same time slot
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:08
    Did listeners actually vote for this?
    Bananaman and Kawashima aren't even funny on the radio
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:30
    Re: #25
    Kawashima's Saturday 5pm FM radio show often gets fewer than 10 live-thread replies during the whole broadcast
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Re: #37
    Back when I worked doing rounds outside, I used to listen to Golden Hour a lot
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #51
    I used to listen to Enokido Ichiro's "Ikiyoyo"
    That laid-back vibe was irresistible

    Wonder what Enokido's up to these days
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Wait, Harai-chi's not on there?? They're my favorite by a mile
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:42
    Re: #52
    Re: #56
    I gave it a listen, but Iwai's habit of going "shi shi" kept bugging me — couldn't get into it
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    Personally I like the Tuesday and Wednesday Appare episodes
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:32
    If we're talking comedian personalities, it should be Harai-chi's turn — are they just not popular?
    SixTONES' All Night Nippon is pretty funny sometimes too
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:36
    If we're talking pure funniness,
    Messenger Aihara is #1 by a landslide
    Runner-up would be Tsurukou
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:42
    Re: #60
    No way some no-name guy like that makes the list
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:42
    I was a devoted Ijuin fan up through the 2000s, but around the pandemic something went off and he stopped being funny at all
    The funniest guys right now are Kuuki Kaidan
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:57
    Re: #68
    Today's a "Kuunou" episode, so if you were ever into Ijuin you'll enjoy it
    Though if you never followed the show, the segment will just leave you going "???"
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:43
    I only catch Audrey's radio show occasionally but it just seems boring to me
    Way overrated
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:47
    Re: #73
    Wakabayashi's the problem. He's forcing that contrarian act
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:00
    Re: #73
    Right?
    Radio's basically only listened to by contrarian types to begin with, so they're just loud about it
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:46
    Inoue Nagi, Shogenji, Matsuda Konoka, Yada Moka, Nagashima Rio
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    Re: #80
    What about Atago and Yumiki?
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:49
    Is Sandwichman actually funny in freeform talk segments (hiraba — unscripted banter, as opposed to written sketches)?
    160AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:28
    Re: #90
    Every show airing opposite it is universally trash, so Sandwichman wins by process of elimination
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    Guess Ninety-Nine just doesn't rank in these kinds of polls anymore
    159AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:28
    Re: #110
    The recent "Kona Ningen" bit had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt — first time in ages a radio show did that to me
    118AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:11
    What makes Audrey funny is how Wakabayashi steers the conversation and coins his own made-up words.

    Every episode he skillfully jerks around the straight-laced Kasuga.
    128AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:19
    Re: #118
    I've never once found it funny
    Also, I get that it's on purpose and it's probably his only real bit, but he needs to stop suddenly shouting
    132AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:21
    Re: #128
    Simple, straightforward humor
    vs. twisted, clever humor

    Guess it just comes down to personal taste.
    135AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:21
    Re: #132
    It's just not funny to begin with
    137AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:22
    Comedians doing All Night Nippon…
    last one I really listened to was Cream Stew, about 20 years back
    like that gross-out "Kuso Bukkake" corner Arita used to do
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:23
    Re: #137
    Those guys should just do radio again

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “2026 Favorite Radio Personality Ranking (Comedians Edition): Bananaman Takes 3rd, Sandwichman 2nd.”

  • Singer Ayaka Hirahara (42) Says She Tells People She’s ’28’ When Asked Her Age — Her Reasoning Wins Admiration

    Singer Ayaka Hirahara (42) revealed on her Instagram that whenever someone asks her age, she answers “28.” Her post explaining that she lost 7 kilograms by “convincing her brain” drew a mix of shock and cool skepticism on 5channel, while also sparking a wider debate: “Why does anyone ask your age in the first place?”

    Mon 8/24, 11:40 AM

    Singer Ayaka Hirahara updated her Instagram on the 24th, writing about why she answers “28” when asked her age. Fans responded with comments like “Amazing!” and “You look so beautiful!”

    Sharing a recent photo of herself, Hirahara wrote, “Since the start of this year, whenever someone asks my age, I’ve made a point of answering ’28.’” She continued, “Most people who hear that scoff at me at first — she literally wrote ‘laughed at with my nose,’ oddly using the English word ‘nose’ instead of the normal Japanese phrase. But that’s fine, that’s fine, because it’s helped me lose 7 kilograms. It’s all about convincing your brain — making yourself become who you want to be.” She went on: “I’m grateful every day to this heart and body that keep working to keep me alive. There are days I get hurt or feel pathetic and hate myself, but life is far too short to spend it grieving. That’s exactly why I want to say I like what I like, and why I want to take whatever hurts me, hold it close, and burn away its rotten roots with my own flame. I want to live with kindness and love toward others.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:05
    She's actually 52.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    Re: #5
    And Misia, who took over as the theme singer for 'Darwin' after Hirahara, is 48.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:05
    Come to think of it, Kaori Momoi once said, "Once you're past 40, everyone's the same age."
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:47
    Re: #7
    Classic Kaori Momoi.
    140AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:26
    Re: #7
    I bet she'd say it in that drawn-out voice of hers — "onnnce you're pahhhst fooortyyy~" (mimicking Momoi's famously affected speaking style).
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:06
    "Laughed at with a nozzle" — what a wild world we live in (riffing on her odd 'nose' wording, twisted even further).
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:07
    Once you start saying stuff like this, you're basically "auntie" territory.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:08
    There's a "17-year-old" out there who's over 60, so this is nothing.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:08
    Isn't she the one who said she'd wear an old-school school swimsuit if the Japan men's soccer team became world champions?
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:08
    Holst doesn't see a single penny from any of this (her hit "Jupiter" is built on Holst's classical piece).
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:19
    Re: #20
    Yeah, they used the piece without any regard for the wishes of his surviving family.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:09
    >"People laugh at me with my nose"

    Didn't know there were still people out there speaking "Lou-go" (comedian Lou Oshiba's trademark habit of randomly sprinkling English words into Japanese sentences).
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:10
    I did like the ending theme for Okami.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:11
    Setting aside how heavily the photo's been retouched —
    mindset really does matter, though.
    If you eat high-calorie food thinking "this'll make me fat," it will.
    But if you eat it thinking "this'll make me thin," you actually do lose weight.
    124AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:59
    Re: #29
    Apparently phrasing it in the negative, like "I won't get fat," doesn't work.
    You have to actually believe "I'll get thin," or it means nothing.
    Tricky, huh.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    Looked up photos of Ayaka Hirahara from 2012 and it made me sad.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    Got "nose-laughed" at — even the word for laughing gets the Konglish treatment now.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    Nah, if you actually heard her reasoning, any normal person would laugh even harder "with their nose."
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:14
    You're
    not~ 28~ (´・ω・`)
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:15
    Not gonna hijack classical music again?
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:16
    Big Sis Mimiko from "Fantane!" on Okaiitsu (NHK's long-running kids' show "Okaasan to Issho").
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:17
    Wasn't she the music college student who didn't even know the song "Jupiter"? lol
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:18
    "Laughed at with my nose"

    Guess she looks up to Lou Oshiba (the comedian famous for randomly mixing English into his Japanese).
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:20
    Does anyone even ask her age? She's at that in-between stage where you can't tell if she looks old or young — surely people can just tell.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:21
    I thought she was going to say something about 28 being a "perfect number," but nope, totally unrelated.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:22
    You guys are mad she slapped lyrics onto "Jupiter," but
    personally, what I can't forgive is how the morning drama "Ohisama" suddenly had it sung with lyrics near the end.
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:23
    What's the actual point of asking someone's age?
    Is there really anyone who enjoys talking about age?
    Must be an unimaginative idiot, or someone trying to flex on you.
    Either way, they're the enemy.
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:25
    Re: #66
    That's because Japanese people judge others by age and title.
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    Re: #66
    It's either the "How many years have you lived? Amazing you can still do that at your age!" pattern,
    or the "How many years have you lived? Pathetic you still can't do that at your age" pattern.
    People who don't want to be asked feel that way because they're embarrassed they haven't accomplished anything.
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    Re: #66
    There are old men out there who are weirdly obsessed with other people's ages.
    100AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:41
    Re: #1
    If that's the reasoning, 18 would've worked just as well.
    Picking 28 — an age that could still plausibly pass — is kind of a cheap move.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:50
    Re: #100
    There's no way that would pass, period.
    A 42-year-old passing as 28 is absolutely impossible.
    Even the most youthful beauty can only shave off about 10 years, tops.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+ board) thread「Singer Ayaka Hirahara (42) Says She Tells People She’s ’28’ When Asked Her Age — Her Reasoning Wins Admiration」.

  • ANGERME’s Suzu Hashisako & Rin Kawana Go Live with ‘Mecha Chameleon’ — 5ch Thread Lights Up

    Starting at 9 PM on August 24, ANGERME members Suzu Hashisako and Rin Kawana took on the viewer-participation game “Mecha Chameleon” on YouTube and Niconico Live. The 5ch commentary thread buzzed with worries that their hiding spots would be given away to opponents watching the stream, plus on-air mishaps like flubbed passwords.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:01
    [Hello! Project] ANGERME's Suzu Hashisako & Rin Kawana in "Haro Tsuu GAMES" — Playing the Viewer-Participation Game "Mecha Chameleon"
    Broadcast Date/Time
    August 24, 2026, 21:00~ (Live)
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    This was probably originally supposed to be a three-person thing, huh
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    ANGERME
    @angerme_upfront

    ★WEB★
    Mon 8/24, 21:00~ *Live broadcast
    [Hello! Project] ANGERME's Suzu Hashisako & Rin Kawana in "Haro Tsuu GAMES" — Playing the viewer-participation game "Mecha Chameleon"
    YouTube: https://youtube.com/live/hjuVvlUkFoI
    Niconico Live: https://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv351210154
    *A bonus stream is planned on the Niconico "Famitsu Channel" after the main broadcast wraps.
    #ANGERME #アンジュルム #ハロプロ #Helloproject
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:04
    [Hello! Project] ANGERME's Suzu Hashisako & Rin Kawana in "Haro Tsuu GAMES" — Playing the Viewer-Participation Game "Mecha Chameleon"
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjuVvlUkFoI
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:04
    Starting at 9 PM with Hashisako and Kawana, concurrent viewers will probably clear 5,000
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:05
    Why Hashisako? Bring out Mocchi instead! ("Mocchi" — a fellow member's nickname)
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:06
    Re: #8
    Isn't she too young for that, age-wise?
    203AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:36
    Re: #8
    She's close with Kero (another member's nickname)
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:09
    There's no way 16-year-old Mocchi could appear on a live broadcast
    You know that already and you're just saying it anyway
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:14
    Lots of game streams lately
    Are they just bored?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:16
    Probably at sponsor Famitsu's request
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    There's a theory a super-flattering pic once went viral thanks to Haro Tsuu ("flattering," i.e. a photo that makes someone look extra good, +"mi" — a slangy way of turning an adjective into a noun)
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:44
    tps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQZCaQsaUAAPb2J.jpg:orig#.jpg
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:12
    Re: #23
    There's something raw and real about it, I like it
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:03
    Wasn't this a game made by Japanese developers that became a hit worldwide?
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:04
    If the opponent is watching the stream, isn't it completely obvious where she's hiding?
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:07
    Re: #48
    They already told everyone beforehand not to do that
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:04
    Same thing happened with Among Us — watching the stream gave it away too
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:12
    What's even fun about this?
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    Re: #89
    It's a hide-and-seek game
    147AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:25
    The girl on the right is cute
    153AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    She got so excited saying "this is the best" that she flubbed the password as 3105 — it's actually 3150
    160AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #153
    That'll make them absolutely furious ("max-pissed," internet slang)
    159AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    ANGERME
    @angerme_upfront
    \\ Live right now📣 //

    On "Haro Tsuu GAMES,"
    #SuzuHashisako #RinKawana are playing
    "Mecha Chameleon" in real time🔔🐸

    Come enjoy it with us🎮
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQfJ1LVaEAAG9Q7.jpg:orig#.jpg
    162AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #159
    Don't squeeze it that hard!
    163AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #159
    She's ridiculously cute
    179AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    So does that mean it's harder to play this game if you're left-handed?
    241AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:43
    Re: #179
    You use both hands on a game controller anyway — no problem
    292AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:55
    So is Kawana smarter than Hashisako?
    305AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:57
    Re: #292
    According to Kamikokuryo, the smartest member in ANGERME back then was Matsumoto, followed by Kero — Kamikokuryo herself has said that being in ANGERME actually made her dumber
    322AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:00
    These two are surprisingly close, huh
    327AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    Re: #322
    You don't know about their two-person trip to Utsunomiya?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “■ Suzu Hashisako & Rin Kawana ■ YouTube ‘ANGERME’s “Haro Tsuu GAMES” — Playing the Viewer-Participation Game “Mecha Chameleon”‘ ■ 21:00~ ■”.

  • METI Sets ¥20 Trillion Overseas Content Sales Target — 5ch: ‘Haven’t They Learned From Cool Japan?’

    On August 20, Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) announced the “Entertainment & Creative Industry Strategy 2026” — nicknamed the “Storytelling Powerhouse Five-Year Plan” — aiming to expand overseas sales of Japanese-origin content such as anime, games, and manga to ¥20 trillion by 2033.

    On 5ch, skeptical reactions poured in — commenters pointed to the past failures of the “Cool Japan” policy, called for METI to be abolished outright, and mocked the middleman-skimming structures that tend to plague these initiatives.

    On August 20, METI announced it had compiled the “Entertainment & Creative Industry Strategy 2026.”

    The strategy is meant to help achieve the government’s goal of expanding overseas sales of Japanese-origin content — games, anime, manga, and more — to ¥20 trillion by 2033, and has been dubbed the “Storytelling Powerhouse Five-Year Plan.” The idea is for the public and private sectors to share this target and accelerate efforts together.

    In fiscal 2025, the ministry held an “Entertainment & Creative Industry Policy Study Group,” holding repeated discussions with more than 90 top figures from various industries as well as over 100 startups and creators. The new strategy compiles the results of that work, and is positioned as fleshing out the content-industry portion of the “Public-Private Investment Roadmap” covering 17 strategic fields that Japan’s Growth Strategy Headquarters decided on in July.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:55
    They already flushed money down the drain on "manufacturing powerhouse" and Cool Japan campaigns, and they still haven't learned? Idiots.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:55
    Re: #14
    Manufacturing ("monozukuri") would be one thing.

    But this is "storytelling" ("monogatari") lol
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:57
    Don't tell me they're taking advice from consultants? This thing is going to collapse.
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:59
    Re: #34
    Double the payday — consulting fees AND investment funds.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:59
    Re: #40
    South Korea took the top market share in music though.

    Pushing entertainment as national policy isn't necessarily a bad thing.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    Re: #43
    Just look at Cool Japan and you'll see — Japanese politicians have zero taste.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:00
    Doing nothing would be better.

    How long are they going to keep thinking like it's still the Showa era?

    There's no way narrow-minded bureaucrats can lead the private sector.

    Just dissolve METI already.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    I doubt stuff like Yoshimoto (the comedy talent agency) or variety shows is going to sell overseas.
    123AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:06
    Hey Katayama, you trashed Cool Japan — don't go praising this now.
    They're trying to do basically the same thing.
    131AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:07
    Re: #123
    He knows that full well.
    Katayama's on "that side."
    148AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:08
    Looking back, that manga library project wasn't such a bad idea after all, was it?
    318AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:23
    Re: #148
    If it had just been "first episode free" or something, it might have been forgivable.
    153AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:09
    Haven't they learned their lesson from Cool Japan lol
    165AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Re: #153
    Gotta love the middleman skimming ("nakanuki").
    164AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Seriously, in Japan's case it always just ends with everyone sucking it dry ("chu-chu," i.e. skimming the funds).
    That's exactly why we can never be like our Korean big brothers.
    168AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Good content is born out of the underground scene.
    Has anything the government ever poured effort into actually turned out well?
    197AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:13
    Re: #168
    Exactly right.
    Something the good little students who only ever studied would never understand.
    189AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:12
    So once Cool Japan got branded a failed policy, they finally cleared out the out-of-touch people who ran it, huh.
    194AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:13
    Re: #189
    Same faces.
    Zero reflection.
    282AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:19
    Re: #189
    Isn't this just the bureaucrats who collected severance pay when the Cool Japan Fund shut down landing new jobs at a brand-new organization?
    232AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:15
    Must be nice being a bureaucrat — you can fail, run up losses, sacrifice ordinary people, and still never lose your job or your paycheck.
    250AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:16
    Stop spending tax money on trivial stuff like anime and games.
    A country where even the bureaucrats are idiots — hopeless.
    277AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:18
    Re: #250
    It'll be fine, it'll be fine —
    all those flopped live-action adaptations will suck up plenty of it again.
    278AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:18
    Re: #250
    If that's what the politicians want, the officials just go along with it.
    Since idiots are steering the ship, backing them up is the officials' job.

    Any official who says "let's stop" gets sidelined.
    285AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:19
    "They'll talk about 'training anime talent' and end up training Chinese and Korean workers instead."
    289AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:20
    Re: #285
    Nadia (sob).
    322AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:23
    Re: #285
    Pretty sure the money's just going to get sucked up by AI companies lol
    Most anime production work is probably going to be doable by AI from now on anyway lol
    327AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:23
    Please don't let this turn into another Cool Japan disaster.
    340AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:25
    Re: #327
    This is just an extension of Cool Japan, so give up on that hope.
    343AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:25
    Re: #327
    It's not a repeat — it's just the same thing with a new sign out front.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “METI Announces “Storytelling Powerhouse Five-Year Plan,” Aiming for ¥20 Trillion in Overseas Sales of Japanese Content.”