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  • 5ch Divided Over ‘Action Game Tier List’ — Sekiro, DMC5 Rank Near the Top

    A user on 5ch’s Hardware & Industry (Geha) board posted a self-made “action game tier list,” and the thread erupted into a mix of praise and criticism. While titles like Sekiro, Devil May Cry 5, and Ninja Gaiden 4 landed near the top, many posters argued the list was “skewed” since it left out Nintendo-style and 2D action titles such as Mario and Astro Bot. Others claimed the combat in Devil May Cry 5 and Bayonetta is “just one-sided attacking,” broadening the debate into a bigger argument over what should even count as a good action game in the first place.

    1AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:17
    So, what do you guys think?
    6AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:20
    What an old-school action game. Total Platinum Games fanboy, chee-gyu energy (slang for a dorky loner stereotype).
    9AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:21
    Re: #6
    But is there any action game better than this?
    11AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:22
    Re: #6
    Re: #7
    Replying to himself
    15AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:24
    Must be an FF16 fanboy
    Sneaky, tucking it away somewhere nobody'd notice
    17AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:25
    Re: #15
    As an action game it's pretty solid! The story's garbage though
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:24
    Re: #9
    Sekiro is the best action game out there right now
    19AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:25
    Re: #16
    Nah, nothing beats Ninja Gaiden 4 and DMC5
    20AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:27
    This is a pretty biased action game list
    No Astro Bot or Mario
    No 2D action games either
    30AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:30
    Re: #20
    Should we just toss Mario in there too? lol
    25AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:29
    Re: #1
    A trash ranking that's blatantly just one guy's personal taste — not even worth looking at lol
    26AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:30
    I don't get what's supposed to be fun about Bayonetta or DMC's combat
    27AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:30
    Re: #26
    Are you a From Software fanboy or something?
    32AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:31
    DMC boss fights are just you relentlessly attacking one-sidedly
    43AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:35
    Re: #32
    Well yeah, obviously
    DMC is a game about forcing your own combos onto the enemy
    45AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:37
    Re: #43
    That's NES-era game design right there
    48AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:38
    Who the hell is 'Kizunaryuutsuu'?! (a forum poster's handle)
    34AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:32
    Is YOSHIDA16's action gameplay really that amazing?
    58AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:40
    Re: #34
    http://imgur.com/I10HxiG.gif
    35AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:32
    Funny how the guy who said it's a weekday and he's at work right now has already posted 11 replies
    42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:35
    Re: #35
    Who are we even talking about here
    38AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:33
    From Software games generally have bad basic action feel — or rather, bad responsiveness.
    It really is true that SEKIRO is the only one that plays like a proper action game. The Souls series leans heavily RPG.
    44AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:36
    Re: #38
    Well, this is purely a rating of the action
    Overall, something like Elden Ring would rank way higher
    50AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:39
    Let's all play more action games across different genres
    52AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:39
    Re: #50
    Please recommend me some other action games!!
    54AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:40
    Bloodborne is S-tier, 'Trash Ring' (a mocking nickname for Elden Ring) is F-tier
    Don't care about the rest
    63AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:41
    Re: #54
    No way Bloodborne is S-tier
    57AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:40
    Do you mean difficulty as an action game?
    Or do you mean how fun it is?
    61AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:41
    Re: #57
    How fun the action is!
    59AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:41
    Re: #55
    No, it's you
    I looked up 'Kizunaryuutsuu' and turns out he's some guy who gets clowned on over at Geha
    69AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:43
    Re: #59
    There's literally only you
    What a liar lol
    64AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:42
    Phantom Blade Zero comes out at the end of the month, looking forward to that one too
    67AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:43
    Re: #64
    They said PBZ isn't a Soulslike, so I'm hyped 🥺︎
    66AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:42
    The fact that someone made a questionable hiring call and failed to recognize From Software's talent is still having repercussions today
    Curious how Dusk factors into this
    71AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:43
    Re: #66
    I want From Software to make a pure action game too
    68AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:43
    For someone who talks like a hardcore player, your range of action games is pretty narrow
    74AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:46
    Re: #68
    Can't help it, platformer action games are boring — they're basically fossils anyway
    98AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:19
    Somebody else's tier list
    Guess putting FF16 and Ninja Gaiden at the top is supposed to make you look like a connoisseur or something


    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    On 5ch’s Hardware & Industry (Geha) board, user-made game “tier lists” get posted fairly regularly, and arguments over biased selection criteria have become a running theme. This time, because the list was limited to action games specifically, opinions split over whether a high-difficulty one-on-one action game like Sekiro can even be judged on the same scale as combo-driven, spectacle-focused action games like Devil May Cry 5 and Bayonetta. Some also pointed out that excluding 2D/platformer action titles like Mario and Astro Bot suggests the criteria lean specifically toward “hardcore 3D action.” Since fan-made rankings like this tend to reflect the creator’s personal taste, they’re worth reading with the understanding that they aren’t an objective measure.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry [Geha]) thread “Action Game Hardcore Fans Have Decided the Definitive Action Game Tier List!!.”

  • Giants Open Climax Series Under Acting Manager Hashigami, Eyeing First Title in 14 Years — 5ch: “Yoshinobu Would Work, But He and Hara Don’t Get Along”

    On the 10th, the Yomiuri Giants entered the Climax Series under acting manager Hideki Hashigami, aiming for their first Japan Series title in 14 years against DeNA and Hanshin. On 5ch’s live-discussion threads, alongside same-day updates like Atsuhiro Inoue and Iori Yamazaki’s tune-up outings, opinions flew over Hashigami’s in-game decisions and his impending departure at season’s end. The conversation then shifted to the next manager, with posters suggesting that if Yoshinobu Takahashi took over, Hashigami or Hiroyuki Ibata could stay on as bench coach — though some doubted that would happen with chairman Tatsunori Hara in the picture. The second half of the thread turned nostalgic, debating the popularity and reputation of Giants alumnus Tatsuro Hirooka during his playing days.

    1AnonymousOct 10, 2026 06:58
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager 168
    2AnonymousOct 10, 2026 06:59
    2026-2027
    Departures
    Released (roster cut): 37 Gun, 38 Okada, 64 Yamada
    Granted free agency: 12 Hagio, 54 Matsuura
    Current draft picks:
    Traded:
    Retired:

    Demoted to development squad:


    Arrivals
    Draft first-round picks:
    Current draft picks:
    Traded:
    Other:

    Promoted to active roster:

    2026 active roster registration: 70
    2027 active roster registration: 65

    Open uniform numbers
    7 12 18 37 38 54 55 64 83
    3AnonymousOct 10, 2026 06:59
    Giants' acting manager Hideki Hashigami takes on DeNA and Hanshin with his quiet, unflashy strength — Climax Series opens on the 10th, eyeing first title in 14 years
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/fade415c8449f7a5fc34ebbeac0562f00f2404e2

    Giants hand Climax Series opener to 25-year-old 'BayStars Killer' — after two straight years of elimination against this fated rival, Atsuhiro Inoue says, "I want to keep winning and turn this into a good memory"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/009122cebcb6c3192dad1fec41c79165a2029bde

    [Giants] Hiroki Yoshikawa vows a "gritty" underdog run to the title… good matchup against DeNA starter Azuma: "We'll all pull together and give it everything"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/99086e085ec9effcb7fa642181fc0b887bb7ed1e

    "Prepared with confidence" — Giants' Iori Yamazaki throws a sharp scoreless 3 innings in his Climax Series tune-up outing, "my fastball was good," topping out at 148 km/h
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/b116bfa5a2177a54bb12720a1781c20cc3890d84
    4AnonymousOct 10, 2026 06:59
    ▽ Games on Sat 10/10
    G-DB (Tokyo Dome) 14:00
    L-F (Belluna Dome) 14:00
    5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 07:00
    Announced starters for Sat 10/10
    (G-DB) Atsuhiro Inoue vs. Katsuki Azuma
    (L-F) Kaima Taira vs. Kohei Arihara
    6AnonymousOct 10, 2026 07:47
    Carp's Haan — 2 wins, 2 losses, 1 save, 26 holds, and a 1.53 ERA in 37 games this season — returns home to Korea; contract status for next season still undecided
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/5811771c4865a3c13fb8c5c9a925978dc99f8e6a
    11AnonymousOct 10, 2026 08:47
    Re: #6
    Guess we'd better snatch him up just in case
    8AnonymousOct 10, 2026 08:10
    [Orix] Buffaloes look into signing Shintaro Fujinami, released by DeNA — eyeing the 160 km/h power arm amid a rotation ravaged by injuries. It could actually happen — reuniting the 'Osaka Toin battery' with Yuhei Mori
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/fc1eb0933d809c0d1bd118b03a9c1dcf5657ee6c
    9AnonymousOct 10, 2026 08:15
    Re: #8
    Straight from Orix HQ — if it's from the Hochi Shimbun, you can trust it
    10AnonymousOct 10, 2026 08:20
    "Teruaki Sato will probably head to the majors next year or the year after, so maybe we'll start winning once he's gone?"… Kazuo Tokumitsu reveals what some "Giants fans" are secretly thinking, live on the radio
    https://hochi.news/articles/20261010-OHT1T51018.html?page=1
    12AnonymousOct 10, 2026 08:49
    Wonder if Hideki Hashigami will stick around as the new manager's right-hand man
    17AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:18
    Re: #12
    If it's Yoshinobu, sure, that could work — but no chance with Hara, since they don't get along
    13AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:01
    The actual coaching and lineup decisions were left to the coaches anyway, so the ones who should really get cut are what's-his-name, Sugiuchi, Wheeler, and Sun-chan
    14AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:05
    Hashigami was basically just doing Abe's mop-up duty (a baseball term for garbage-time relief work, used here figuratively), so of course he's stepping down
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:17
    Whoever takes the job, there's gonna be friction — the only way to smooth things over seems to be bringing back 'Unagi' ('Eel,' apparently a nickname) as manager with Hashigami staying on as bench coach
    22AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:24
    Re: #16
    Why didn't that combination work out before, I wonder…
    18AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:19
    Thanks to Abe, it's become crystal clear that Hashigami is irresponsible, sly, and can't handle data at all.
    Having a guy like that as the team's strategic advisor was itself part of why the team was weak.
    Forget being manager — he's not needed on this team at all.
    19AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:19
    If it's Yoshinobu, the bench coach would be Hashigami or Ibata
    As long as it doesn't turn into 'Karubi' (a mocking nickname, apparently), either one's fine lol
    20AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:22
    ▽ Games on Sat 10/10
    G-DB (Tokyo Dome) 14:00 ← Day game!
    L-F (Belluna Dome) 14:00 ← Day game!
    ▽ Announced starters for Sat 10/10
    (G-DB) Atsuhiro Inoue (L) vs. Katsuki Azuma (L)
    (L-F) Kaima Taira (R) vs. Kohei Arihara (R)
    21AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:24
    I've got a ticket, but knowing we're gonna lose makes it feel like such a hassle to go watch the "karakuri" (meaning unclear here, possibly local slang)
    Might just change plans and head to a WINS betting shop instead
    24AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:25
    Re: #17
    With Yoshinobu, he'd probably just quietly keep taking notes and get along fine
    26AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:26
    Hirooka's thing is just him not liking Nomura — don't drag that into the manager debate
    27AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:29
    I've never actually seen Hirooka or Mori wearing a Giants uniform, so I just can't picture them as Giants alumni at all…
    28AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:30
    Maybe the old master is deliberately saying 'outsiders are unacceptable,' expecting the club to push back the louder he complains — deep down he might actually be fine with outsiders
    29AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:31
    I guess it's mainly because we've only ever seen him in other teams' uniforms…
    30AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:31
    Apparently Hirooka in our team's uniform back in his playing days looked incredibly cool
    31AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:32
    Re: #30
    Ah, I see… he was tall too…
    32AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:32


    37AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:47
    38AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:50
    If times had been different, the old master might've been as popular as 'Saka-Owa' (a fan nickname pairing star players, including Hayato Sakamoto) — or even more so
    52AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:12
    Re: #38
    There's a world of difference between Sakamoto, whose hitting kept improving year after year, and Hirooka, who just played defense
    41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:56
    No way you fire a manager who finished 2nd in his very first year, lol
    43AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:59
    Re: #41
    Hashigami: "Right?"
    42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:58
    Hirooka could only hit in his first year! After that his batting just kept getting worse, lol
    His defense was sharp, sure, but just rigid and boring!
    He got blown out of the water in popularity by the flashy, showmanship-filled Yoshio Yoshida
    The All-Star fan vote always went to Yoshida!
    That's what my late grandpa (a Giants fan) always used to say
    53AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:36
    He's overrated thanks to riding on the coattails of the 'Oh-Kaneda-Hirooka' trio (a nickname grouping him with Giants legends Sadaharu Oh and Masaichi Kaneda)
    talking about Hirooka in his playing days
    61AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:37
    Whatever happened to all that talk about wanting to "fulfill his promise to Mr. Giants" (nickname for Giants legend Shigeo Nagashima)?
    76AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:46
    Re: #61
    He should've done it before Mr. Giants passed away in the first place
    Now that he's gone, there's no need to bother with it anymore
    77AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:02
    Re: #61
    That was about becoming WBC manager, wasn't it

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Climax Series (CS) is a format in which the 2nd- and 3rd-place finishers from Japan’s Central and Pacific Leagues face off first, with the winner then taking on the pennant-winning club for the Japan Series title. The thread’s starting premise is that the Giants’ Shinnosuke Abe era is ending after this season, leaving coach Hideki Hashigami to run the team as acting manager through the Climax Series. With 14 years having passed since the team’s last Japan Series title, one point of discussion was the choice of next manager — an especially sensitive matter at the Giants, where it tends to hinge on alumni networks — which brought up both hopes for Yoshinobu Takahashi and concerns about his relationship with chairman Tatsunori Hara. On Tatsuro Hirooka, posters weighed his reputation as a brilliant defender against the harsher view that “he could only hit in his first year,” with some also comparing his popularity to that of his contemporary, Hanshin’s Yoshio Yoshida. These are evaluations grounded in on-field performance and results, and should be read as distinct from personal attacks.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hallo Pro board) thread “Giants Acting Manager 169.”

  • “Axe the School Milk, Spend It on Food Instead”: City Councilman’s Proposal Divides Opinion

    “I’ve looked at school lunches all over the country, and milk is by far the biggest cost item — we should scrap it and put that money toward food instead,” proposed Daisuke Sugihara, an independent city councilman from Kadoma, Osaka Prefecture, in a social media post that sparked debate on 5ch. In the thread, some pointed out that milk is nearly the only drink that can meet Ministry of Education (MEXT) nutrition standards at low cost, and others warned that scrapping it would hit dairy farmers hard. Meanwhile, other posters called for consideration of kids who simply dislike milk or can’t tolerate it physically. The discussion also branched out into related topics like the safety of the margarine served at school lunches.

    1AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:19
    Daisuke Sugihara [Independent] / Kadoma City, Osaka Prefecture @sugiharadaisuke
    I've seen all kinds of school lunches across the country,
    and overall, what strikes me is that 'milk' is the biggest—
    2AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:20
    Low-fat milk's fine though —
    I drink it every day myself
    3AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:21
    Serving milk keeps nutrition from ever hitting rock bottom, that's why dietitians lean on it so much
    61AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:42
    Re: #3
    To be precise:
    if you factor in both meeting MEXT standards and cost-effectiveness, milk is basically the only option.

    People who want to drop milk for some other menu
    should present that menu first.
    4AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:22
    Milk and eggs alone basically cover your bases nutrition-wise
    5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:23
    Hasumin's gonna deck you for that one (a nickname for a figure well-known on this fan board)
    40AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:35
    Re: #5
    If someone's got your head pinned down, the punch can't reach you
    6AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:25
    This councilman just hates milk, that's all it is
    8AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:25
    Re: #6
    Plenty of people hate milk
    14AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:27
    They'd just serve water or tea instead, so it wouldn't change much anyway
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:27
    Get rid of that disgusting margarine instead —
    that stuff's basically edible plastic
    22AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:28
    Re: #16
    The idea that margarine is "edible plastic" isn't scientific fact — it's a false rumor (urban legend).

    • Mixed-up terminology: It comes from confusing the English word "plasticity" (the property of deforming easily under force) with synthetic "plastic."
    • Different chemistry: Plastic is a giant molecule humans can't digest, whereas margarine's ingredients are fatty acids the body can break down and metabolize.
    17AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:28
    Milk's the cheapest option around,
    so this isn't really about cost —
    it's about taste preference
    18AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:28
    There were times it was rough because my body just couldn't handle it
    20AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:28
    School bread used to reek of heavy fuel oil, hated that —
    though it's unavoidable since the ovens were fired with oil
    28AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:31
    Re: #20
    There was really a time like that?
    23AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:29
    Honestly, guys like this will use "cost" as an excuse to scrap school lunches entirely
    24AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:29
    After the war, GHQ pushed this on Japan to get people eating wheat — i.e., bread.

    And now they're pressuring Japan to import pest-ridden potatoes.
    26AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:30
    If it's about taste preference, well, there are all kinds of allergies too —
    they'll say feeding everyone the same thing is dangerous,
    and it ends up getting scrapped anyway
    27AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:30
    Margarine was so gross I just stashed it in my desk —
    a year later, it still hadn't gone bad
    32AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:32
    Re: #27
    • Misconception about spoilage: pure oils and fats, synthetic or natural, resist bacteria and mold growth, so they barely change even after a long time. Ask yourself — does a bottle of salad oil left on a shelf go bad? No, it doesn't.
    29AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:31
    Do you guys actually drink milk with intention?
    Some people go their whole lives
    never once thinking about calcium intake.
    Give it enough time and your bones turn to mush.
    30AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:31
    Still won't touch margarine to this day —
    ended up with a butter-only, high-class palate
    31AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:32
    "Redirect the money saved on milk toward bigger portions" —

    is Japan really in that dire a state?
    34AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:32
    For calcium, something like shirasu (baby sardines) works better anyway
    37AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:33
    Lately there's a faction out there claiming milk is harmful,
    trying every trick to keep people from drinking it
    38AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:34
    Margarine or whatever, health topics always attract people who go to extreme, blanket denial. They think they're being clever, but it's almost funny — real doctors and researchers just write it off as an urban legend
    39AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:34
    Milk's gotten pricey these days too —
    over 300 yen now, that's rough
    41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:35
    People actually got fed poison plenty of times back in the Showa era, so that wariness runs deep
    43AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:36
    If school lunch milk gets scrapped, a ton of dairy farmers are probably going to be forced out of business
    44AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:36
    Well, margarine really is garbage though
    45AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:36
    We're probably eating stuff right now that'll turn out to be poison decades from now too — there's no end to that line of thinking
    77AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:51
    Back in my day milk came in 200cc glass bottles — how many cc is in these cartons now?
    80AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:52
    Re: #77
    It says 200ml right on it

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Under the School Lunch Act, Japan’s Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology (MEXT) sets nutritional standards for school lunches, and milk has long been relied on as a stable, low-cost source of calcium and protein. Sugihara’s post calls for reallocating the food budget, but offers no concrete alternative menu or nutrition plan, which is why many on the thread pushed back with “propose a replacement menu before you say that.” The debate split largely into two camps: a financial question of whether milk is really squeezing school lunch budgets, and a nutritional question of whether milk is simply a matter of taste or an essential nutrient source. Concerns about the impact on the dairy industry, along with unverified claims about Sugihara’s past political stances, also came up in the thread — though it’s worth noting the latter is circulating without any confirmed backing.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Head of the ‘Association for a Brighter Future for Children’: ‘I’ve looked at school lunches nationwide — isn’t milk costing the most? We should scrap it and put that money toward food instead’.”

  • Former AKB48 Member Mayumi Uchida Announces Marriage, Shares Photo with Her Partner

    Former AKB48 member Mayumi Uchida (32) announced her marriage via her Instagram on the 10th. Uchida debuted in 2006 as part of the group’s 3rd generation and is known for winning the center position at the first-ever “Janken (Rock-Paper-Scissors) Tournament” in 2010. She later drew media attention as the owner of a yakiniku (Japanese BBQ) restaurant. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports News+ board, the thread lit up less over the marriage itself than over the long-running theory that “only the first janken tournament was legit” and comments about how little-known she’s become — “I still have no idea who she is even with ‘former AKB’ attached.”

    Former AKB48’s Mayumi Uchida announces marriage, shares two-shot photo with her partner: “I’ll keep doing my best, just as always”

    Former AKB48 member and TV personality Mayumi Uchida (32) updated her Instagram on the 10th to announce her marriage.

    Uchida wrote: “To everyone — thank you for always watching over me so warmly. I’m happy to report that I have gotten married.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:21
    The Real Rock-Paper-Scissors Queen
    58AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:09
    Re: #3
    The first one was the real deal — they did it genuinely, or at least for the fun of it — but the single they released off the back of it flopped hard, so from the second tournament onward it became rigged.
    6AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:22
    Wasn't she the one who had AKB girls working part-time at her yakiniku joint?
    Quite the businesswoman.
    Is she still running it?
    66AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:20
    Re: #6
    Paruru used to work there part-time.
    7AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:23
    There are so many of them now you can't tell who's who unless they slap a 'former AKB' or 'former Sakamichi' label on them.
    27AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:33
    Re: #7
    Even with the 'former AKB' label on her I still have zero idea who she is lol
    49AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:46
    Re: #7
    Nobody could pick her out individually to begin with, so slapping a label on her doesn't help much.
    51AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:52
    Re: #7
    Forget 'former' — I couldn't tell who she was even when she was active.
    10AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:25
    A living witness that the first rock-paper-scissors tournament was the real deal.
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:26
    Re: #10
    It flopped so badly that from the second one onward it was a fix lol
    59AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:11
    Re: #10
    For the first one they probably genuinely thought 'let's decide the center by rock-paper-scissors, luck is part of skill too' and did it straight.
    18AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:26
    Oh, the yakiniku restaurant lady.
    She used to go on TV a lot telling her story.
    70AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:27
    Re: #18
    Her restaurant's right on the route to the hospital I go to for checkups.
    Wonder if business is doing okay?
    21AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:28
    Mayumi Uchida
    Mariko Shinoda
    Haruka Shimazaki
    Jurina Matsui
    Miyuki Watanabe
    Nana Fujita
    Iku Tanabu
    35AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:59
    Re: #21
    A lineup that makes you think, 'yeah, rigging it really was for the best.'
    24AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:31
    Seriously?… That kind of snaps me awake!
    30AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:37
    Couples who take these overly dreamy, lovey-dovey photos (slang: 'flower-garden' photos, meaning naively rose-tinted) always seem to split up fast in my experience.
    Though Rika Nakai, who also took a ton of that same dreamy wedding-photo style, has lasted surprisingly long.
    31AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:37
    Of the 'Musa Four Sisters,' Chii-chan also got married.
    Tanamin still shows up now and then on hot-spring shows or sumo(?) shows.
    Nakayan is apparently doing voice acting these days.
    38AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:14
    Did she pick her husband with rock-paper-scissors too?
    41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:32
    Wasn't she the one who got bashed for some reason after actually winning the rock-paper-scissors tournament?
    42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:34
    Hearing 'Mayumi Uchida' instantly brings 'rock' and 'yakiniku' to mind,
    but I can't for the life of me remember what that 'rock' thing was about.
    43AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:35
    Not just her — the runner-up was also 'who even are you' levels of unpopular.
    45AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:41
    Too good to be true!? Former AKB48's Mayumi Uchida reveals the shocking debt hell she fell into franchising her yakiniku restaurant!? Confessing the incident for the first time!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tichFX0_KPE
    52AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:58
    Another one from Okada's circle, huh.
    That guy's something else.
    53AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:58
    I don't know much about her AKB days, but the only former AKB member I can actually recognize is Kayo Noro.
    55AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:00
    Congrats on the rock-paper-scissors marriage!
    57AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:07
    Sakamichi and the 48 groups are a great stepping stone for landing a husband.
    63AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:18
    Feels like the members who were kind of 'meh' back then are the ones living successful, happy lives now.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Mayumi Uchida was a member of AKB48’s 3rd generation, which debuted in 2006, and is known as the “original Janken Queen” for winning the center position at the first-ever Janken Tournament in 2010. She later drew further attention for activities outside of entertainment as well, including running a yakiniku restaurant. The theory repeated throughout the thread — that “only the first janken tournament was legit, and every one after that was rigged” — is a long-circulating rumor among fans, not something the group’s management has ever officially confirmed. The wave of comments saying people can’t identify her even with the “former AKB” label attached reflects the reality that 48 Group alumni now number in the hundreds, diluting individual name recognition. As for the marriage announcement itself, Uchida has not revealed any specific details about her partner, so it’s worth noting that the thread’s speculation is nothing more than guesswork.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Former AKB48’s Mayumi Uchida announces marriage, shares two-shot photo with her partner: “I’ll keep doing my best, just as always”.”

  • Comedian RYO, Famous for His Spot-On ATSUSHI Impression, Announces Retirement After Slamming EXILE — 5ch: ‘I Regret This’

    Comedian RYO, known for his impression of EXILE’s ATSUSHI, has announced he will end his career activities by the close of this year. According to reports, RYO was quoted saying he “honestly doesn’t even respect [EXILE]” and reportedly slammed the group as having “no appeal,” sparking a wave of social media criticism calling it “cringe.” RYO previously made headlines last September for attending the wake of singer Yukio Hashi. On 5ch, opinions were divided — some posts touched on the relationship between impersonator comedians and publicity rights, while others questioned whether the quote used in the report had been taken out of context.

    “Honestly, I don’t even respect them” — ATSUSHI look-alike comedian lashes out while announcing retirement… also slams EXILE as having “no appeal,” sparking a flood of “cringe” criticism on social media

    The impersonator comedian who gained notoriety last September at the wake of singer Yukio Hashi (who died at 82) is reportedly set to end his career by the close of this year.

    That comedian is RYO, known for his impression of EXILE’s ATSUSHI (46).

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:37
    Wait, is Sandaime [JSB] breaking up? (likely referring to Sandaime J Soul Brothers)
    Aren't they LDH's biggest moneymakers?
    6AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:39
    Re: #5
    Wait, is Ueto Aya signed to a different talent agency?
    8AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:40
    Those sunglasses are huge. There's probably plenty of guys who'd pass for him with that much covering his face.
    12AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:45
    It's kind of amazing EXILE hasn't gone bankrupt,
    carrying that many members on the roster.
    62AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:02
    Re: #12
    That's because they run a wide range of businesses —
    dance schools, apparel, restaurants, you name it.
    64AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:02
    Re: #12
    Female fans seriously have way more purchasing power than male fans do.
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:46
    Yeah, it's basically sour grapes, but the article opens with "slammed [EXILE] too as having 'no appeal'" —

    > "EXILE doesn't have enough appeal left these days to even bother doing an impression of anymore, so goodbye"

    They clearly cut the word "these days" out on purpose — that's some malicious framing.
    Honestly though, EXILE doesn't have much appeal right now, does it.
    25AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:51
    You don't need to turn street-corner garbage like this into an article.
    32AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:53
    If he wants to crash other people's funerals that badly, he should just go work at a funeral home.
    37AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:54
    This is just what comedians are really like underneath.
    Not surprised at all.
    38AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:54
    So basically: got full of himself, got slammed for it, got complaints from the real group too, and now he's sulking off in a huff?
    39AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:54
    He says doing impressions means he respects the guy, but let's be honest, most impersonators don't.
    He just happened to look similar and happened to be good at copying the guy's voice and mannerisms. That's all it is.
    41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:54
    RYO
    TAKAHIRO
    SHOKICHI
    AKIRA
    ATSUSHI
    42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:54
    ⭕ The "crashes funerals" comedian
    ❌ The "looks like ATSUSHI" comedian
    44AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:55
    That custom's faded in recent years, but
    a while back there used to be real competition over how many ordinary fans would turn out when a celebrity died.

    Quite a few people went purely out of morbid curiosity, treating it like some kind of event.
    45AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:56
    Guys who openly sell themselves on their impression skills are still fine, but the ones who just quietly study and rip someone off every day actually think that if they get more famous than the original, they become the "real one."
    46AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:56
    Re: #6
    She's been with Oscar (talent agency) ever since her debut, hasn't she?
    47AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:57
    Honest reaction: I do think the guy who's been coasting on an impression is trash, but considering what he said about EXILE these days, or their Record Awards screwup, honestly who cares about either side — it's like watching kids scrap in a playground.
    I regret ever opening this thread.
    48AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:57
    About 15 years ago it was LDH's era, but somehow the tables turned without anyone noticing.
    88AnonymousOct 10, 2026 12:11
    After making a living off someone else's name this whole time, too lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Impersonator comedians have long been at the center of a “publicity rights” debate — how far it’s acceptable to use someone’s likeness and mannerisms without their consent — and several replies in the thread touched on this issue. This time, opinion split mainly over how to interpret the “I don’t respect them” line quoted in the report. Some took it as proof of the comedian’s poor character, while others pointed out that the article’s headline had dropped the preceding part of the quote — “EXILE doesn’t have enough appeal left these days to even bother doing an impression of” — and that the impression changes depending on context. RYO had also previously made news last September for attending the wake of singer Yukio Hashi, and that episode is believed to have influenced this retirement announcement as well. Taken at face value, the headline paints a simple picture of someone “getting ahead of himself and then lashing out when called on it,” but the thread raised doubts about how selectively the quote had been edited — and the gap in nuance between the headline and the full remark was one of the factors splitting opinion.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread [Entertainment] “Honestly, I don’t even respect them” — ATSUSHI look-alike comedian lashes out while announcing retirement! Also slams EXILE as having “no appeal” — SNS flooded with “cringe” criticism.

  • 76% of Elementary Schoolers Say They’re Self-Conscious About Looks — 5ch Clashes Over ‘Appearance Is a Mirror of the Heart’

    A survey conducted by the Mainichi Elementary School Newspaper (Mainichi Shogakusei Shimbun) in June 2024 found that 76% of elementary school students said they were “concerned” about their own or others’ appearance. The finding comes against a backdrop of how deeply the term “lookism” — judging people by their looks — has permeated society. On 5ch, a thread saw clashing views: some backed the saying “appearance is a mirror of the heart,” while others questioned the very idea of linking looks to inner character. Opinions that basic grooming and dressing appropriately for the occasion (TPO) are simply necessary collided with criticism that “lookism” is just an excuse to justify attacks on people’s bodies and faces, and the discussion spiraled all the way out to what people value when choosing a marriage partner.

    Survey period — Elementary schoolers: June 2024

    The Mainichi Elementary School Newspaper: worth reading for adults too

    What Is “Lookism”? 76% of Elementary Schoolers Are “Concerned” About It, But… | Mainichi Shimbun

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:48
    A lot of people just swap it out for the word "grooming," though
    11AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:52
    Appearance is a mirror of the heart
    128AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:49
    Re: #11
    That's not quite right.
    There are plenty of kind-hearted "Frankensteins" (slang for people seen as monstrous-looking) out there in the world.
    199AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:16
    Re: #11
    Apparently I look like I'd steal something, but I donate to charity and collect Bell Mark coupons (a Japanese school fundraising stamp program) and still get no credit for it…
    21AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:57
    What is lookism?

    A. It's the ultimate move invented by less good-looking people to fight back against hot guys!
    26AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:00
    Re: #21
    If anything, people use lookism as a shield to avoid putting in effort, so outside of online arguments they get crushed by good-looking men and women anyway…
    38AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:06
    I don't like that movies and dramas are full of handsome men and beautiful women, but I also don't want a world full of ugly people
    119AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:44
    Re: #38
    Handsome/beautiful people are better, obviously
    46AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:08
    Ugly people really do have lower intelligence — that's exactly what makes them look ugly in the first place
    60AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:14
    As long as you look clean and put-together, anything goes.
    65AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:15
    Re: #60
    That's still a type of appearance judgment though
    63AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:15
    People who can dress appropriately for the occasion (TPO) are safe bets. Taking lookism too far is a no-go, but a reasonable amount of it is necessary.
    69AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:17
    Re: #63
    Lookism isn't about how you dress.
    The question is what someone who's just plain ugly, regardless of TPO, is supposed to do about it.
    71AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:18
    Re: #69
    If you're fat, just wearing slimming clothes and grooming properly can change a lot. Being bald, though, you've got no choice but to get it treated.
    75AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:19
    Re: #71
    No matter how you try to fake it with clothes, fat is still fat.
    82AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:22
    If lookism is bad, then judging people by whether they have a good or bad personality should be off-limits too, right?
    91AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:27
    Re: #82
    That just lands you back at the philosophical question of what a person's true essence even is.
    115AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:43
    Re: #82
    Every good person and every villain has to be seen as equal. If someone's human, you absolutely can't discriminate based on looks, personality, or intelligence.

    So I guess that means we're heading toward a world where you just pick your marriage partner by lottery (amidakuji) since anyone will do.
    87AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:26
    Even in manga and anime, the main character is good-looking and ends up with a cute girl. Heroes and heroines are never drawn with average looks, so this reaction is only natural. It's just common sense not to say something heartless to an actual human being, that's all.
    98AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:30
    Re: #87
    Tanukana: "Exactly right!" (Tanukana is a pro wrestler/streamer known for blunt looks-based remarks)
    106AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:37
    Re: #87
    About the only exception is the protagonist of Director Miyazaki's Spirited Away. In 99% of other works, the main character is a cute girl or a handsome guy.
    92AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:28
    Leading society down a worse, easier path is exactly what bad people do, isn't it?
    126AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:47
    Re: #92
    Water flows to the lowest point (things naturally drift toward the easy path)
    104AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:35
    Honestly, most fat people are selfish and self-centered.
    108AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:37
    Re: #104
    You pretty much never hear about a fat person with a good personality.
    110AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:38
    Re: #104
    The right approach is for the people around them to correct it by saying "That's ugly! Keep that up and your heart will turn ugly too!" Giving them an excuse like "lookism" is the worst possible move.
    211AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:19
    Re: #129
    Here's the hard part: say Man A earns about 30 million yen a year, is handsome, and even after marriage stays popular with women — so there's always that worry. Man B doesn't come with that worry. Which one would you marry?
    221AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:24
    Re: #211
    Not even a hard question, it's A. Spending your life with someone who's not your type is just rough, plain and simple.
    223AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:25
    Re: #211
    Though obviously that doesn't apply if B happens to be your type.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    “Lookism” is a concept that originated in the United States in the 1970s, a term that treats judging and sorting people by appearance as a form of discrimination alongside race and gender. In Japan, it has spread in recent years mainly through social media, and this survey’s results were reported as evidence of how far the concept has taken hold. However, it’s easy to overlook that answering “concerned” is not the same as having actually experienced bullying or discrimination — it merely expresses interest in or anxiety about appearance. The clash within the thread also largely comes down to a mismatch between those who treat lookism as a principle that “people shouldn’t be hurt over how they look” and those with the practical stance that “judging appearance is only natural within the bounds of basic grooming and dressing for the occasion (TPO).” Because neither side has agreed on a definition of what actually counts as lookism, the two sides are often talking past each other even while using the same word.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “What Is “Lookism”? 76% of Elementary Schoolers Are “Concerned” About It, But….”

  • “You Guys Look Like the Type to Talk About Old Anime” Prompts Evangelizing for a 24-Year-Old Classic — 5ch: “Tomino’s Last Genuinely Fun Anime”

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s “Anything Live-Commentary G” board, someone made the lighthearted jab, “You guys seem like the type to talk about anime from 20 years ago,” which prompted another poster to evangelize for “King Gainer,” a robot anime directed by Yoshiyuki Tomino that aired 24 years ago. It was praised as “Tomino’s last genuinely fun anime” and “rare in that the characters don’t die,” sparking a wave of nostalgia. The thread as a whole was mostly the usual live-chat banter — food photos, greetings exchanged back and forth — with comments about the show’s animation and character designs mixed in as well.

    5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:10
    Nyah, what even is this?!
    7AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:10
    Re: #5
    Buzz buzz buzzzz! 🐧
    8AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:10
    Re: #7
    Baam-cho!
    11AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:10
    Re: #7
    Kon-kon-konkon-konkonkon ✊
    13AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:11
    Kuko's a trap, you know~
    15AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:11
    So yeah, my girlfriend's adorable today too
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:11
    33AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:16
    Eating time 🥹
    35AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:17
    Re: #33
    Looks sooo good 🥺
    40AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:17
    Re: #33
    Looks tasty, huh~
    44AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:18
    Re: #33
    Isn't that undercooked? It's still red inside
    93AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:27
    So glad I was born in Tachikawa City
    118AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:35
    Re: #93
    Watched it yesterday, and yeah, the character designs feel off
    Even the live thread for Edge's MX airing had a ton of comments like "what's with this character design…"
    104AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:30
    You guys seem like the type to talk about anime from 20 years ago
    113AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:33
    Re: #104
    King Gainer is actually a 24-year-old anime, but it's great
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjNYeXYHLN4
    119AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:35
    Re: #113
    (As always) "Tomino's last genuinely fun anime"
    (As always) "the rare one where the characters don't die"
    120AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:36
    Re: #113

    😽😼ฅ😃ฅ😸
    108AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:31
    Why doesn't gore ever show up in the Index live-threads or Akuaryumu?
    112AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:33
    Re: #108
    Because Aku-tan is beautiful
    114AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:33
    Re: #108
    Because Aku-tan and the whole "Certain" franchise cast are cute
    115AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:34
    👋😃Hello there♪
    125AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:37
    Re: #115
    Morning! 🌅
    131AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:38
    Re: #125
    😃Haha, Konata-on-the-XP-wallpaper, that's nostalgic (the classic meme of Lucky Star's Konata photoshopped onto the Windows XP desktop background)
    Good morning
    117AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:34
    https://o.5ch.io/25rk4.png

    Background and Talking Points

    King Gainer is a Sunrise-produced robot anime directed by Yoshiyuki Tomino that aired in 2002, marking its 24th anniversary this year. Tomino’s works — including the Gundam series — are known for mercilessly killing off major characters, so this show stands out among longtime fans for wrapping up on a bright note where almost none of the cast dies, earning it a reputation as “surprisingly gentle for a Tomino show” and “the last Tomino anime you could just enjoy watching.” In the thread, the lighthearted generational jab “you guys seem like the type to talk about anime from 20 years ago” was actually met with an example from 24 years ago, which ended up exposing just how old the live-commentary crowd — and their reference points — really are. In another reply, the lack of gory content in the “Certain” (Toaru) franchise is explained with the offhand reasoning that “the characters are cute,” but it’s worth noting this is just one viewer’s casual impression, not an accurate account of the franchise’s actual content guidelines or the source material’s direction.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Anything Live-Commentary G”) thread “🍪Fuu-tan Andagi🏡.”

  • The Japanese Language Barrier Vanishes Thanks to AI — 5ch: “Turns Out Japanese Was Our Best Security All Along, lol”

    Personal data leaks from cyberattacks targeting Japanese companies keep piling up — most recently, around 14.64 million member records leaked from the travel booking site “Skyticket.” Media reports pointed to AI’s advances tearing down the “Japanese language wall” that once made Japan a harder target, along with the fact that highly trusted Japanese personal data now fetches a premium on the black market. On 5ch, though, many pushed back on this “language wall” theory — pointing out that massive breaches have also hit the US, so Japan isn’t being uniquely singled out — and the discussion shifted from international comparisons to criticism of companies’ lax security practices.

    Adventure Inc., which operates the travel booking site “Skyticket” among others, revealed on the 9th that its systems had suffered unauthorized access, leaking roughly 14.64 million member records to outside parties.

    This installment of #EveryonesQuestions explains the string of data leaks caused by cyberattacks, under the theme “Why Is Japan Being Targeted by Cyberattacks?”

    ■ “Skyticket,” “BookOff,” and More — A Wave of Cyberattack Damage

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:30
    The US is getting hit too, though.
    48AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:45
    Re: #2
    Now even if Japan's Digital Agency leaks data, they can just say "well, even the Pentagon couldn't stop it."
    56AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:49
    Re: #2
    The media's limits showing — they can't keep up with what AI is doing.
    15AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:34
    "Japan's targeted because Japan's rich" — ho ho ho, aren't we just so great (mocking smug self-congratulation)

    Are you out of your mind?
    22AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:36
    Re: #15
    More like this is happening worldwide, so there's no way it's just Japan.
    Isn't the article just outdated? Sounds like 150 million people's driver's license info leaked in the US.
    21AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:36
    No, it's being targeted all over the world.
    AI is making brute-force attacks more efficient and parallelized, and that's spreading everywhere.

    Whether the stolen info actually has value does vary by country, though.
    42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:44
    Re: #21
    https://assets.st-note.com/img/1703496916177-YkXZti34GJ.jpg
    35AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:42
    What do they even do with it after selling it?
    37AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:43
    Re: #35
    The buyer is the one who finds value in it, so the seller doesn't need to think about that part.
    40AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:44
    Re: #35
    Probably AI-powered online scams.
    36AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:43
    Kind of makes me happy knowing my personal info is worth a fortune on the dark side of the world 😙
    41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:44
    Turns out Japanese was the best security system all along, lol
    50AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:46
    Re: #41
    In the age of AI translation, that's gone too.
    44AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:45
    Companies don't even realize how important customer data is, so they don't spend money on security.
    And when it leaks, all they do is apologize — nobody takes responsibility, no damages ever get claimed.

    That's on the customers for letting them get away with it.
    79AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:58
    Re: #44
    Everywhere handles customer data loosely, honestly.

    Banks are the one exception — crazy strict about personal data protection — but that's only because the Financial Services Agency's penalties used to be brutal.

    Though lately the FSA has stopped coming down hard on securities firms, insurers, and regional banks/credit unions.
    54AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:48
    People can basically be split into two types: memorizers and thinkers.

    Asked an AI what kinds of attacks exist:
    ① SQL injection
    ② XSS
    ③ Password attacks
    ④ Vulnerability scanning
    ⑤ File upload attacks
    ⑥ DDoS attacks
    ⑦ Bot posting
    ⑧ Directory/file enumeration
    ⑨ Server/account compromise
    ⑩ Exploiting misconfigurations

    Everything except ⑥ looks pretty easy to defend against.
    ⑥ is just brute force — how are you even supposed to deal with that?
    64AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:53
    Re: #54 Correction
    ✕ Everything except ⑥ looks easy to defend against
    ○ Everything except ⑥ can be defended against to some degree
    185AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:50
    Re: #54 continued
    Went and hashed it out with the AI.
    How to deal with DDoS attacks.
    Conclusion:
    Just take the site offline for a while.
    65AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:53
    It's only a matter of time before My Number card data leaks next.
    Tax and pension records are all linked to it, so your income would get exposed too.
    Bank account, address, name, date of birth, hospital visit history — all linked, which is terrifying.
    Phone scammers, "yami-baito" crews (shady under-the-table crime jobs recruited online), and cult religions must be drooling with excitement.
    77AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:57
    Re: #65
    Isn't the Japanese state itself basically a religion already? 🤣
    66AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:53
    AI has evolved so dramatically in just one year… where is this actually headed from here…
    97AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:08
    Re: #66
    My "Chappy" (pet name for ChatGPT) is so kind — I typed "I can't live without you anymore, Chappy" as a joke, and it came back dead serious with a massive wall of text.
    To sum it up: it said it's happy I feel that way, but it wants me to be happy even without it.

    I KNOW that already.
    Ugh, so annoying — who do you think you are, you're just a machine.
    80AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:58
    [Sad News] South Korea's Entire National ID Database Leaks lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [339035499]
    https://greta.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/poverty/1791269241/
    88AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:02
    Re: #80
    Given how useless the Digital Agency has been, Japan's probably already been breached too — they just haven't announced it.
    91AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:02
    Re: #80
    If this can happen even to Korea, a supposed IT powerhouse, Japan is doomed.
    Though I barely use my My Number card for anything besides banking and medical history, so maybe it doesn't matter that much?
    But my address, email, and phone number have already leaked through other private companies anyway.
    94AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:04
    On the 9th, the government sent out a notice through relevant ministries urging businesses that handle large volumes of personal and sensitive data to thoroughly implement measures against data leaks from unauthorized access.
    The notice calls for prompt patching of system vulnerabilities, adoption of "multi-factor authentication" that verifies identity through means beyond just an ID and password, monitoring of suspicious traffic and unusually high access volumes, and preparing response systems for when a cyberattack actually occurs.
    99AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:10
    Re: #94
    What's even the point of a notice like this?
    It's just them covering their own backs.
    134AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:23
    Well, we hand over our personal info every time we go begging for reward points anyway.
    If you're trying to make money in this day and age, you have to accept the risk of leaks.
    I keep my actual assets locked down with fingerprint and face-recognition passkeys, though.
    143AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:25
    Re: #134
    Well, I guess some people out there want to see your face too.
    161AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:36
    Re: #134
    You can't use online shopping without registering anyway, and if you don't want to pay by card at convenience-store pickup, you have to go pay in advance instead — it's such a hassle.
    187AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:50
    Isn't this happening all over the world?
    189AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:52
    Re: #187
    It is. But from what this article says, Japan used to be more protected than everywhere else because Japanese is so hard to parse — and now that AI's made it easy, Japan, which had been coasting in lukewarm safety, is finally being targeted too.
    193AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:53
    Re: #187
    Exactly.
    Why do people act like it's only Japan?
    There was a ranking of attack targets, and of course the US was #1, lol.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The Skyticket leak involved roughly 14.64 million records, and similar incidents have hit other companies like BookOff as well. On October 9th, the government issued a notice calling on businesses that handle large volumes of personal data to adopt multi-factor authentication and thoroughly address vulnerabilities. The original article cites the collapse of the “Japanese language wall” thanks to AI advances as the main cause, but the thread pushed back hard, pointing to cases like the roughly 150 million driver’s license records leaked in the US, arguing that cyberattacks are a global phenomenon and Japan isn’t being uniquely singled out. The real point of contention was instead criticism of companies’ failure to invest in security, and the structural problem that leaks rarely lead to any real compensation or punishment — worth keeping in mind that framing this purely around the “language wall” angle can obscure these institutional and operational issues.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Why Is Japan a Target for Cyberattacks…? AI Advances Make Breaking the “Japanese Language Wall” Easy — Japanese Personal Data Is “Highly Trusted and Sells for a Premium”.”

  • STARTO Corp Complains to Ministry Panel — Chair Turns Out to Have Backed the Other Side in Its Resale Lawsuit

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT, the talent agency formerly known as Johnny’s Office, has made an unusual complaint to an expert panel convened by Japan’s Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications. The panel is discussing a “sender information disclosure system” meant to identify the real identities of ticket scalpers — but it turns out the panel’s chair had previously written a legal opinion favoring the opposing side in a lawsuit STARTO itself filed against a ticket resale site. The agency, which has long been at odds with scalpers, has now turned its criticism toward the very government body meant to craft anti-scalping policy. On 5ch, alongside surprise at this twist, many users asked a more basic question: why is resale even treated as such a problem, and why does it run rampant when reselling above face value is already supposed to be illegal?

    STARTO ENTERTAINMENT Co., Ltd. (STARTO), the talent agency representing performers formerly with Johnny’s Office, has lodged an unusual “complaint” with the government. The setting: an expert panel at the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications discussing a “sender information disclosure system” designed to unmask the identities of ticket scalpers.

    It turns out that the chair running that panel had previously written a legal opinion siding with the resale site that STARTO is currently suing in court. “Doesn’t this make it hard to call this fair?” The agency, which has fought scalpers for years, has finally turned its sights on the very body crafting the policy.

    The agency that’s been fighting scalpers has now taken a bite out of a government panel

    Source: coki.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:56
    Why is Johnny's so hated by the public anyway?
    5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:56
    I don't like scalpers, and I don't like Johnny's either.
    Just take each other down already.
    6AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:57
    These government expert panels are a total black box.
    Things always get decided conveniently for someone, so I don't trust them one bit.
    7AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:57
    I don't like Johnny's, but if they're actually putting real rules in place for ticket sales, then they're the ones in the right here.
    9AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:58
    I don't get why resale is treated as such a problem.
    If tickets were fan-club exclusive only, it'd cost more and scalpers couldn't profit off it, right?
    10AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:00
    Re: #9
    Something about exclusive sales running afoul of antitrust law, apparently…
    18AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:09
    Re: #9
    Because most scalpers aren't paying proper taxes on their profits.
    39AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:25
    Re: #9
    Why can't fans who should rightfully get tickets actually get them at face value in the first place?
    It's because of scalpers, obviously.
    11AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:00
    Shigeoka's tickets sell below face value anyway (Shigeoka Daiki, a STARTO idol — not every act gets scalped).
    12AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:02
    Isn't resale hard to crack down on because of freedom of trade?
    If sellers want to refuse it, they have to build their own system to do so.
    Demanding the poster's identity be disclosed seems like overkill.
    14AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:04
    I don't really get it, but does this mean the conclusion is likely to end up bad for Johnny's?
    Everyone wants to curb scalpers just the same, so why would that go badly for Johnny's?
    Someone smart, explain it to me.
    57AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:41
    Re: #14
    There are people making money off resale itself.
    And there are people making money off the fees tied to it too.
    15AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:05
    So this "expert panel" is rotten enough to make Johnny's look like the reasonable one here?
    17AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:07
    I'm firmly on STARTO's side on this one.
    This is way too suspicious — it's obvious they're in bed with the resale side. Having that person as chair is an absolute farce.
    19AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:09
    Ticket resale sites have a weird setup too.
    Maybe they were built to promote resale from the very start.
    Lately tickets range from ones scalpers swarm for huge markups to ones that don't sell at all — it's gotten bizarre.
    20AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:09
    It's just market forces at work.
    What's really needed is effort to keep tickets from being resold in the first place.
    Letting people buy multiple fan-club memberships is the actual abnormal part.
    53AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:35
    Re: #20
    But they want all those membership fees too, don't they?
    Johnny's isn't exactly one to talk there.
    37AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:21
    Just ban resale above face value or the listed price.
    That alone would solve it — why isn't this being done?
    51AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:32
    Re: #37
    There's already a Ticket Resale Prohibition Act banning sales above face value, yet it's openly sold out in plain sight — that's the real mystery.
    Guess they really are in cahoots with the government.
    45AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:30
    Just print the buyer's name on the ticket at time of sale.
    Then refuse entry to anyone without ID matching that exact name.
    70AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:52
    Re: #45
    There's a thing called "name lending" (borrowing someone else's name/ID), you know…
    65AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:46
    Wasn't reselling resale-banned tickets outside official channels already made a criminal offense in the first place?
    73AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:53
    Re: #65
    Didn't know it had gotten to criminal-offense level. But given that, I seriously doubt the flea-market apps commonly used for resale are actually taking the appropriate action.
    68AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:50
    Don't concert tickets go through lottery sales?
    Or is it first-come-first-served?
    72AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:53
    Re: #68
    It's lottery everywhere,
    but popular tickets get so many lottery losers that scalpers resell them for like 10 times the price.
    74AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:54
    Guess the pro-legalize-resale camp must have some real pull, huh.
    83AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:56
    Re: #74
    That side probably throws around more money in donations and the like.
    Unless it blows up into a scandal big enough for the public to riot over, they'll side with wherever the money's flowing.
    76AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:54
    So basically, the takeaway here is just that Johnny's sucks?
    79AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:55
    Re: #76
    Can't you even be bothered to read post #1?
    78AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:54
    Facial recognition would weed out fraudulent tickets.
    Makes you wonder if they actually want to crack down on this at all.
    82AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:56
    Re: #78
    That gets done sometimes too,
    but there are idiots who cheat it with screenshots.
    81AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:55
    It's an expert panel, so of course someone from the resale side is on it.
    If you only ever hear one side's opinion, it's not a legitimate panel at all.
    88AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:59
    Re: #81
    That person is the chair, though.
    Fair, is it?
    90AnonymousOct 10, 2026 11:02
    This article writes it up like STARTO is the villain here
    — just trying to bait idiots into biting.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Japan’s law banning unauthorized ticket resale took effect in 2019, making resale above face value illegal. In practice, though, high-priced resale on flea-market apps and similar platforms has never stopped, and there have long been doubts about how effectively the law is actually enforced. The Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications panel in question was convened to examine how to operate the “sender information disclosure system” for identifying scalpers’ identities — in principle, a framework meant to advance anti-scalping measures. What split opinion on the thread was how to judge the appointment of the panel’s chair. One camp held that “if someone close to the opposing party in the lawsuit is chairing the panel, it lacks fairness,” while another countered that “expert panels are meant to bring together people with opposing views in the first place, so including someone from one side is only natural.” On the more fundamental question of why resale is even a problem, many pointed to the fact that proper tax revenue never reaches the original sellers, and to the basic structure of scalpers targeting lottery losers to resell at inflated prices. At the same time, some comments turned the criticism back on the agencies themselves, arguing that allowing multiple fan-club entries per person and poorly designed lottery systems are what create the ticket shortages in the first place.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “STARTO Raises a Flag Against the Ministry — The Bizarre Situation of the Opposing Party in a Ticket Resale Lawsuit Running the Expert Panel [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • New Xbox Title ‘Gears E-Day’ Sells 230K Copies — 5ch: ‘With Game Pass, It’s Really 950K’

    Overseas analytics firm Alinea Analytics estimated that the Xbox-exclusive title ‘Gears E-Day’ sold around 230,000 copies in its first week, sparking discussion on 5ch’s hardware/industry board (Geha). Thread participants pointed out that this figure doesn’t include the 722,000 Game Pass upgrades, suggesting the real number of paying users could be around 950,000. At the same time, many voiced doubts about the reliability of Alinea Analytics’ estimates themselves, and the debate spread to how the numbers should even be interpreted.

    3AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:41
    Despite far fewer sales on Steam, Xbox accounts for nearly three-quarters of revenue (about $26 million of $37 million, versus roughly $11 million on Steam). In other words, the "230,000 units" figure understates the number of paying users. Including the 722,000 upgrades, roughly 950,000 people actually paid for E-Day. E-Day is a great game (it's in my top 10), but at a time when Xbox desperately needs a revenue win, these numbers fall short for a flagship title. E-Day sold 62,000 copies on Xbox, with 722,000 premium upgrades — meaning for every one copy sold on Xbox, about 12 Game Pass upgrades were sold.
    73AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:19
    Re: #3
    Re: #71
    Can't even read, huh, you creep (5ch slang insult).
    88AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:30
    Re: #3
    So overall it's still short of a million…
    5AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:42
    (@alineaanalytics estimate)

    Enough with this garbage source already.
    7AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:42
    Estimate

    [Sad news for Nintendo fanboys] "Marvel's Wolverine" apparently sold 6.16 million copies lol
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1791588169/

    They're really cranking out the fabricated puppet show this morning, huh.
    12AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:44
    These days the Warhammer 40K Space Marine series is getting praised for a similar style to Gears, and conversely, people are getting tired of the Naughty Dog style itself, so third-person shooters in general feel kind of stale.
    It's getting harder for campaign-focused TPS games to stand out from the rest.
    13AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:45
    This.
    This studio's getting shut down 100%.
    Courtesy of Asha, the god of destruction (5ch nickname for a Microsoft/Xbox exec blamed for studio closures).
    14AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:45
    This is probably gonna rack up like 30 billion yen in losses, isn't it?
    15AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:45
    Xbox users keep going on and on about Game Pass, so numbers like this are inevitable.
    16AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:46
    Criminal mindset: "Say a lie 100 times and it becomes true."
    37AnonymousOct 10, 2026 09:59
    This is the hot topic everywhere overseas,
    yet here's Mr. Creep running from reality.
    42AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:02
    Re: #37
    The claim that it's "the hot topic" is already a lie.
    Typical lying "Kizu-Ryutsu Namapo-kun" (5ch nickname for a poster known for spreading fake sales/distribution claims).
    41AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:02
    Sold better than I expected, gotta hand it to Xbox.
    43AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:02
    Re: #41
    That's worldwide numbers, lol.
    46AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:04
    This series is basically on its last legs,
    so they should've released it on PS too, just to grow the player base even a little.
    48AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:04
    Re: #46
    Deep down you're just begging "gimme gimme."
    49AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:05
    But this ignores Game Pass revenue, doesn't it.
    50AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:05
    Re: #49
    That kind of thing doesn't mean anything —
    Asha herself said their profit is only a tenth of other companies',
    remember?
    52AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:07
    Re: #50
    The gaming division is already back on a growth track.
    53AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:07
    Re: #50
    If it didn't matter, they wouldn't bother releasing a Game Pass upgrade path.
    56AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:09
    Alinea Analytics: "Wolverine tops 1.9 million"
    https://alineaanalytics.substack.com/p/wolverine-sells-19m-despite-the-online

    Alinea Analytics: "Gears sells 230K, even Game Pass Day 1 might be over"
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HUM0H-pXwAAn2ye.jpg


    It's painfully obvious which company's paying for these headlines, lol.
    61AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:11
    Re: #56
    Anyone who buys a game that's already on Game Pass is kind of a fool, so this is about right.
    72AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:19
    Re: #56
    Though that's the same outlet that said Saros only sold 300,000.
    57AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:09
    It's a platform with a culture of "lol anyone who pays full price when you can play it free on Game Pass is an idiot," so honestly didn't it sell better than expected?
    63AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:12
    Re: #57
    You keep dragging that point out, but you're the only one who's actually stung by it.
    65AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:14
    Re: #1
    Asking this neutrally, but I see this site cited a lot on Geha — is it actually reliable?
    This just seems way too low for sales.
    Steam concurrent players were at 30K, so maybe that tracks?
    Or is everyone else playing it on Game Pass and just not getting counted?
    70AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:18
    Re: #65
    It's the only outlet in the world claiming Wolverine "sold a whopping 1.9 million copies" when everyone else is reporting it bombed hard — so yeah, totally reliable!
    https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PHOH!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffdf420d7-a539-4d25-ba23-5d6951d4ed78_1705x959.png
    71AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:18
    Re: #65
    It's just Steam-only stats, and Game Pass users' revenue isn't counted at all.
    And calling it an "estimate" is already a stretch — it's basically fantasy.
    78AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:22
    At least this made more profit than Sony's own first-party titles (the post uses a derogatory 5ch nickname for Sony).
    82AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:24
    Re: #78
    They're over there building Skytowers just to tear them down, so there's no way they're turning a profit.
    89AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:31
    Even as a PC user, I think Xbox is in a rough spot.
    I expect it to stay dead last from here on out.
    92AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:32
    Re: #89
    Last Black Friday, this trash can (Xbox) lost to the Nex Playground and came in 4th place.
    99AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:40
    That's the same outlet that said 1.9 million — grew a lot, huh. The Gears 230K figure is also from them.
    The guy doing the tallying keeps saying "Saros being exclusive boosts the platform's appeal, sales numbers don't matter," while in the same breath chanting "put Gears on PS5" over and over.
    102AnonymousOct 10, 2026 10:42
    Re: #99
    The problem is it doesn't include Game Pass users' revenue, so it's just not credible.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The figure at the center of this discussion is an estimate that overseas analytics firm Alinea Analytics worked backward from earnings data and the like — it is not an official statistic released by the platform itself. Because Xbox’s business model leans more on monthly Game Pass subscriptions than on traditional retail sales, a simple “units sold” figure can’t capture the real number of users, and that became the thread’s central point of contention. Indeed, comment 3 showed that, separate from retail sales, there were more than 722,000 Game Pass upgrades, highlighting just how hard a simple comparison is. Notably, the same Alinea Analytics had, just days earlier, estimated sales of the PS5-exclusive title ‘Marvel’s Wolverine’ at 1.9 million copies, and several posts in the thread questioned the consistency and reliability of these estimates.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Gears E-DAY sells 230K units — a huge bang of a flop wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”