Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • YOASOBI’s Ayase Sparks Buzz With Tattoos Spreading Up to His Neck: “That’s Some Serious Ink”

    YOASOBI’s Ayase caused a stir when an outfit worn at a Canada show revealed tattoos spreading from his arms all the way up his neck. On 5ch, opinions split between fans of the design and those worried about health implications, with defenders arguing “it’s his own values, so what’s the problem?” alongside more practical concerns like “having tattoos can get you turned away from MRI scans.”

    “That’s Some Serious Ink” — YOASOBI’s Ayase Shows Off Outfit Baring Tattoos “Packed All the Way Up His Neck,” Sparking “That’s too much,” “So heavily inked…,” and “I mean, it’s fine though”

    ▼ “He’s got tattoos packed in solid”

    A live shot from a Canada show featuring Ayase, of the music unit YOASOBI, is drawing attention.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:23
    Is he going for the Hoichi the Earless look? (folklore character whose whole body was covered in protective script to hide from ghosts)
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:52
    Re: #3
    LMAOOO
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:27
    Is getting tattoos turning into an addiction for him or something?
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:27
    It's his own values, so what's wrong with it?
    What exactly is the problem?
    And besides, are you all living such noble lives that you get to weigh in on someone else's?
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:29
    Re: #19
    Well, tattoos have historically marked criminals, so it's a pretty common instinct to want to look down on someone who chooses to enjoy getting inked anyway. If you say there's nothing wrong with that, sure, fair enough.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:29
    Re: #19
    And yet you couldn't help but post about it either, right? Everyone else here is the same. Why do you think you're any different from the rest?
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:36
    Re: #19
    At least I'm not living a life where I go around inking up my body.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:31
    Ayase is 32 and Ikura is 25 — that's basically the same age gap as the 'Rikuryu' figure skating pair (Riku Miura and Ryuichi Kihara, the famous ice dance duo).
    YOASOBI should just get married already.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:32
    Re: #36
    This thread too, huh

    There's actually a published study showing tattoos are linked to cancer.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:33
    If you're a successful artist, why not? It's not like he'll ever need to worry about money and go work a regular salaryman job.
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:34
    Re: #49
    Once your spending habits adjust to a certain lifestyle, it's hard to scale back.
    The real question is whether the royalty income keeps flowing long-term.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:35
    Doesn't the female member have any tattoos?
    Everyone in the group should just get covered in ink
    — become a full-on tattooed band.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:35
    Re: #57
    She's basically become an idol for otaku fans now — no way she's getting inked up, lol.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:37
    I've heard it's like plastic surgery — once you start, you can't stop.
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Re: #70
    Honestly it's probably people with mental-health-issue tendencies ("menhera"-type).
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:37
    Successful artists really do tend to have a lot of tattoos.
    Like ONE OK ROCK — every single member is covered in ink.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Re: #71
    And there are genres where doing drugs is basically treated as mandatory education too.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Even Beckham — insanely good-looking and with real social standing — is
    covered head to toe in tattoos that look like graffiti scribbles.
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:40
    Re: #75
    No taste.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:39
    Next stop has to be the face.
    Looking forward to it.
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:42
    Re: #82
    Urita's face tattoo aside, something in the style of Mike Tyson's face tattoo actually looks pretty cool — I'd be into that.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:45
    If you have tattoos, you might not even be able to get an MRI if you get cancer.
    That raises your odds of dying.
    121AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:54
    Re: #98
    It's like a physical version of a Jehovah's Witness situation —
    not about blood transfusions, but the same idea of missing out on treatment that would normally save you.
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:50
    Extensive tattoos dramatically raise the risk of heat reaction and burns during an MRI scan.
    Some medical facilities will flatly refuse to do an MRI at all,
    and switching to alternative scans like CT or ultrasound happens plenty.

    And even if you can get an MRI, having tattoos means you have to sign a special consent form just for that.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:53
    Re: #113
    What happens if you get injured?
    How do all those European soccer players covered in tattoos handle it?
    127AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:58
    Is there actually anyone out there who looks at this and thinks it's cool?
    132AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:01
    Re: #127
    Unfortunately, yes, plenty — that's why tattoos are becoming more common out in the world.
    Especially at shopping malls out in the countryside, it's tattoos everywhere.
    129AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:59
    What happens if he suddenly gets sick of the design?
    What if in ten years he no longer thinks it's "cool"?
    Like the pattern feels too intense and starts seeming uncool somehow
    — there's bound to be a change of heart at some point…

    People change, after all.
    140AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:04
    Re: #129
    There was a comedian who gave advice to someone who'd tattooed their ex's name — like "Takashi" or "Miho" — and regretted it after the breakup: just add "… and others" after the name so it reads like a list.
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:01
    Just like piercings became normal in Japan,
    tattoos will become normal too.

    Japan is basically 50 years behind the West on this stuff.
    137AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:03
    Re: #134
    The piercings on those middle-aged guys from the generation that made piercings "normal" are way too gross.
    146AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:12
    Thinking about the balance between the face and body, leaving some blank skin might've looked better.
    170AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:24
    Re: #146
    Negative space really might matter.

    If you cover everything,
    it ends up looking like a futon mattress pattern…
    154AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:15
    There's no real originality to this tattoo though, is there?
    Why does it end up looking like he just picked a uniform out of a catalog?
    163AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:20
    Re: #154
    Even the tattoo artist can't ink it without working from a catalog reference.
    164AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:20
    Did he add more again? Feels like there's more every time I see him
    — there can't be much blank skin left.
    168AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:24
    Re: #164
    All that's left is the face.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisokusoku+) thread “[Entertainment] YOASOBI’s Ayase Reveals Tattoos Packed From Arm to Neck, Sparks Reaction: “That’s Some Serious Ink,” “Too Many Tattoos,” “So Heavily Inked…”.”

  • OGs Guest-Starring at Current Members’ Concerts Sparks Debate — 5ch: “Secret Guests Kill the Vibe”

    Opinions split on the Hello! Project subforum of 5ch over the practice of having OGs (graduated members) appear as special guests at current groups’ live shows. Some voiced sympathy for the OG members’ fans when these appearances are sprung as a secret — “Feel bad for the OG’s fans,” “Secret guests kill the vibe” — while others pushed back with “Only a tiny minority actually cares about that.” Posters also cited past examples, like Sato Masaki and Takeuchi Akari appearing as guests at regional revitalization concerts in Bizen and Kaga.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:19
    Guess there's all kinds of takes on this.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    Secret guest appearances should really stop — it's rough on that OG's fans.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Re: #9
    Only a tiny minority actually says that.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Wonder if it'll be Karin-chan or Manakan (Tsugunaga Mana) next — that'd get the crowd hyped.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #11
    That would absolutely bring the house down.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:29
    Re: #10
    Everyone's just holding it in.
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:47
    Re: #13
    Nah, only a tiny handful of people are making these kinds of statements about their feelings — they should realize they're the ones who've gotten way too invested and lost perspective.
    Treating "attend every show" as some kind of baseline expectation is messed up.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:51
    Re: #91
    For OGs there just aren't many events to begin with,
    so it ends up feeling like you're expected to attend all of them.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    If you're going, just say you're going.
    If you're appearing, just say you're appearing.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #16
    Then it wouldn't be a secret guest anymore, would it.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:34
    Re: #16
    Why would they need to cater to you specifically?
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    They should just bring Takeuchi, Sasaki, and Jokoryo along on ANGERME's bus tour.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:32
    Re: #17
    Ticket sales are already solid, so there's no real point in bringing them in.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33


    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    Re: #20
    They didn't need to make it a secret in the first place.
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:36
    Re: #27
    Doing that would defeat the whole purpose
    — the OG would just be tagging along lol
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:38
    "Okayama Prefecture Bizen City × OCHA NORMA Regional Revitalization Concert: Naruchika 2023 OCHA NORMA in Bizen" Special Guest Announcement
    https://helloproject.com/news/16465/
    Sato Masaki, Miyamoto Karin, and Ogata Risa have been confirmed as special guests.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:39
    Re: #32
    Bet this left OCHA NORMA fans with really mixed feelings.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:47
    Re: #32 Re: #35 Was there an actual collab with the current members?
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:40
    "Ishikawa Prefecture Kaga City × OCHA NORMA Regional Revitalization Concert: Naruchika 2025 OCHA NORMA in Kaga" General Ticket Sales and Special Guest Announcement
    https://helloproject.com/news/18559/
    > Also, Takeuchi Akari and Ishida Ayumi have been confirmed as special guests.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:43
    You wouldn't expect a guest to show up when it's already sold out, right?
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:44
    Re: #41
    What we learned this time: even if it's sold out, a guest can still show up and sing a Satoyama song (OCHA NORMA's local/nature-themed songs); if it's NOT sold out, it gets announced beforehand.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:44
    I wonder which opinion was actually more common yesterday.
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:49
    Re: #43
    Probably more people were happy about it.
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:50
    But when they asked "anyone seeing Aarii (Takeuchi Akari's nickname) for the first time?" only about 10 people raised their hands.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:51
    Re: #65
    I'm a new fan but didn't raise my hand —
    newcomers aren't used to it, so it's hard to put your hand up.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:51
    Re: #65
    Seriously?
    I figured it'd be like 20-30%.
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:01
    Uemura TO Tsubo's statement of feelings
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Every OG fan I know hates these surprise OG appearances.
    Miyamoto even wrote an apology blog post over it.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:58
    Wasn't that the secret guest thing at UniDol?
    Who even cares about that lol
    102AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:04
    Re: #98
    They went out of their way to tease it too.
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:06
    Might have fewer restrooms than Momokuri Karuizawa (Momoiro Clover Z's Christmas event).
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C83CX2KV0AEMVVP.jpg
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:27
    Secret guests kill the vibe way more than people realize
    — some fans actually quit over it.
    119AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:27
    Re: #118
    That's straight-up underground-idol behavior lol
    132AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:51
    Re: #118
    Only with underground idols can you actually complete every single event.
    121AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:28
    They're entertainers — of course there's the occasional work surprise.
    Honestly, after so long without breaking through, the whole fandom's mentality has sunk to underground-idol level.
    135AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:29
    Re: #121
    The old-guard fans' mentality is way too "underground idol."
    Though to be fair, some groups really do end up sliding into that underground tier.
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:27
    Re: #93
    The logic in the first half and the second half doesn't connect.
    Even with fewer events, that doesn't mean "attend everything" becomes some kind of default expectation.
    If anything, going around posting these "statement of feelings" things is more likely to get you disliked normally
    — you never know where it might reach the person involved.
    If you don't have the perspective or the mental bandwidth to think about that, you're going to end up disliked all over the place.
    137AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:38
    Re: #134
    The point is that because there are so few events, it ends up amounting to attending all of them anyway.
    It'd be better if it did reach her —
    if she's fine just showing up as a secret guest like that, she clearly doesn't understand how the fans feel.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Opinions on OGs Making Guest Appearances at Current Groups’ Live Shows.”

  • Matsumoto Hitoshi’s Perfect Toilet Paper Comeback Brings the House Down

    Downtown’s Hitoshi Matsumoto (62) was asked at a “DOWNTOWN+” YouTube channel event whether he’s “Team Single-ply or Team Double-ply” toilet paper, and delivered a razor-sharp comeback. On 5ch, the thread lit up with practical single-vs-double-ply debates, but since the joke’s backstory involved his colostomy (stoma), opinions split over whether it was actually okay to laugh.

    Hitoshi Matsumoto Hits Back with a Perfect Comeback to “Single-ply or Double-ply?” — Event Erupts in Laughter

    Downtown’s Hitoshi Matsumoto (62) appeared on the “DOWNTOWN+” YouTube channel as of the 24th. Responding to a question from an event attendee, he pulled off a brilliant comeback.

    A short video revealed the Q&A segment with Matsumoto. An event attendee asked him, “Are you Team Single-ply or Team Double-ply for toilet paper?”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Single-ply just feels unreliable, can't trust it
    Double-ply, no question
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Re: #3
    Are you seriously so cheap you wipe with one un-folded sheet at a time?
    187AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:48
    Re: #3
    Double-ply as a rule
    If it's single-ply I pull off a ridiculously long stretch
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:53
    Comedian Kanpei Hazama would just drop his pants first no matter whether he actually needed to go
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:54
    Matsumoto does a lot of toilet humor, huh
    And it's not even funny
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:54
    Isn't double-ply just the normal choice for everyone?
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    This one's actually funny

    Re: #14
    They sell soft single-ply now too. That's what we use
    73AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:06
    Re: #14
    I used to use double-ply, but
    since I like winding off a huge wad at once,
    switching to single-ply turned out just right
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:56
    Sorry, but
    that's really not funny
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    A papermaker rep said in an interview that single-ply sells better in Kansai while double-ply is the top seller in Kanto
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Single or double, I fold it up before use anyway, so it's the same either way
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Turning his illness into a lighthearted joke so it doesn't feel heavy is what makes it kind of painful to watch
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    It's funny, but that's thanks to the questioner setting him up so well
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Not funny
    Are Matsumoto's die-hard fans really paying money to cackle at stuff like this?
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    LMAOOOO bro, hahaha, Mattsun bro that's hilarious lol, not a single flop lol lol lol (Kansai-style fan gushing — "not a single flop" nods to Matsumoto's old no-flop storytelling show)
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Cut it out with jokes where you don't even know if it's okay to laugh
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Is this really something we're allowed to laugh at?
    What would someone with the same condition say watching this?
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    Written out as text, genius Matsumoto's joke is depressingly unfunny lol
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    Mattsun, all you talk about lately is poop
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    I heard that even at the same price, single-ply isn't just double the length of double-ply —
    it's about 50cm longer than that
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:08
    Is this really a joke you're allowed to laugh at?
    Other patients are going to be furious
    95AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:10
    Re: #89
    He's the one actually living it, so it's fine, isn't it?
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Good to see his comedic chops haven't dulled one bit
    121AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    Re: #111
    Can you still say that after watching that syamu dance that blew up online? (syamu = a notorious Japanese internet meme figure)
    127AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    He turned even his colostomy into a solid laugh
    Gotta hand it to him
    129AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Re: #127
    It's just not something to laugh at

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Hitoshi Matsumoto Hits Back with a Perfect Comeback to “Single-ply or Double-ply?” — Event Erupts in Laughter.”

  • New Story of Seasons & Rune Factory 6 Footage Drops — 5ch Debates the PS5 Port

    After Marvelous released new footage for its upcoming Story of Seasons title and Rune Factory 6, 5ch lit up with debate over whether a PS5 port even makes sense. Sales figures for the previous entry, Story of Seasons: Let’s! Wind’s Grand Bazaar, were cited — the Switch version sold 95,817 units, while the PS5 version didn’t even chart (under 1,310 units) — and the thread split hard over what upside a PS5 release actually offers.

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:36
    Ah, this one looks PS5-bound.
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:40
    Re: #2
    What?? lol

    Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma
    Switch: 86,223 units

    Port
    PS5: 1,384 units

    Story of Seasons: Let's! Wind's Grand Bazaar
    Switch: 95,817 units

    Port
    PS5: not charted (under 1,310 units)
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    Re: #8
    It's not even the kind of game that sells overseas, and with domestic numbers like these, what's the point of putting it on PlayStation 😭
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:21
    Re: #8
    And people still have the nerve to demand a PS release with numbers like that.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    It's obvious that if even 5's cheap-looking 3D chugged on that hardware, putting out 6 with more than that would be a disaster.
    It'll probably be built PS5-first and downgraded just enough to barely squeeze onto Switch 2 as a multiplatform release.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:43
    Re: #14
    You can't even run 5 on PlayStation, so it never had the chance to chug in the first place lol
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:49
    Re: #14
    The noisy minority who nitpick performance are just loud — the rest of them never actually spend any money.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:46
    There's no way a farming game sells on PlayStation. Wrong audience entirely.

    PlayStation's safest bet is just sticking to games about killing people.
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:07
    Re: #21
    If it's coming to PS5, it'd better go full photorealistic.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:48
    Actually, did they finally drop Switch 1 support for this one?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:51
    Re: #27
    Story of Seasons is probably still on it.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:53
    I feel like they said, back around Wind Bazaar and Guardians of Azuma, that after learning their lesson from Olive Town and Rune Factory 5 they'd stop outsourcing development going forward.
    Quality actually improved because of it and both got reevaluated positively, so I've got high hopes for the next ones too.
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    The teaser has so little info there's nothing much to say.
    "We've been making this for 3 years" just makes me more anxious than excited.
    I didn't even think platform was worth discussing since Switch 2 seemed like the obvious answer, but I guess they never actually confirmed it.

    Re: #43
    No, Guardians of Azuma was developed by Hyde, and Wind Bazaar was Three Rings.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:01
    Who knows when it'll actually release.
    Even if it ends up multiplatform with PS5, I wonder if they can even manage simultaneous physical releases.
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:09
    Re: #53

    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/sag_alt-er_/imgs/a/5/a59fdb3a.jpg

    Marvelous revealed in their earnings report that this fiscal year's console lineup is the Muramasa: The Demon Blade remaster plus one more unannounced title.
    So either the new Story of Seasons or Rune Factory 6 should be out by next March.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:12
    Re: #53
    Whoa… that actually sounds credible.
    The farming game still felt like it had a ways to go, so Rune Factory will probably come out first.
    Good to hear PS5 might actually get a disc release too.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:02
    Re: #53
    Probably around next summer, I'd guess. Though I think the farming game might come sooner, maybe spring.
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:05
    Re: #55
    Really, that soon? Feels like it'll take 2-3 years.
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    This looks good. Honestly, just drop PS5 already.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:13
    Re: #58
    Switch is the one that should get dropped. I was already fed up with the insanely long load times on the Switch-first release of 5, and then the later Steam version ran buttery smooth — made me furious realizing I'd been sold the low-spec-adjusted version.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:07
    Re: #59
    Yeah, sorry, my bad.
    So maybe it's that they stopped outsourcing starting after Wind Bazaar and Guardians of Azuma? Honestly I'm fuzzy on where I even heard that.
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:17
    Re: #64
    I feel like I heard something similar back then too, but Hyde and Three Rings both stayed on as usual,
    so I figure it just meant they'd stop handing everything off wholesale to outside studios.
    Now that I think about it, they did cut Hakama though.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:10
    Re: #53
    This fiscal year's core lineup only has two console titles, so it'd be Muramasa plus either the new farming game or Rune Factory 6, right?
    81AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:15
    Re: #77
    Bad graphics not selling was already proven by the Steam version of Guardians of Azuma.
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:25
    Re: #81
    I mean, Rune Factory was never going to sell on Steam of all places anyway.
    86AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:19
    Re: #1 included, it's just people on the hardware board (ゲハ) squawking away without even watching the special broadcast — total 'never actually played it' posturing (エアプ).
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:22
    Re: #86
    I watched it. The animal donuts were cute.
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:40
    Wonder if they're dropping Switch 1. Doesn't look completely impossible for it to run, barely.
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:45
    Re: #98
    Releasing on Switch too would sell the most, no contest.
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    Re: #98
    If it just means sacrificing resolution and frame rate, I'd still want a Switch version.
    Showing off how downgraded it looks might even help sell people on Switch 2.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:14
    Re: #98
    This is Switch 1 quality, honestly.
    101AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:45
    By the way, the Story of Seasons 30th anniversary and Rune Factory 20th anniversary sales are only running on Nintendo platforms, so that tells you everything.
    Also, which farming game would you all recommend?
    108AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Re: #101
    The most popular one is Three Villages.
    If you're starting now though, I'd go with Wind Bazaar — it's got the free trial running right now, and it's the best-made one of what's available on Switch.
    136AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:07
    Checking out the sale on the older titles — why is 4 cheaper than 3?
    Is 4 priced like a budget 'best' edition just because it's the bad one?
    138AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:09
    The problem with Marvelous's Story of Seasons line is that it's way too Nintendo-focused, with everything else left way behind.
    Steam got left completely untouched and lost to the competition outright.

    Re: #136
    They ported 4 first and 3 later, so the one that came out first (4) is priced lower.
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:22
    Re: #136
    3 came out later and apparently had the budget to redo the graphics.
    4 is just a straight port from the 3DS with obviously no budget put into it — I wish they'd done it the other way around.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (ゲハ)) thread “New footage revealed for “Story of Seasons” and “Rune Factory 6”!

  • “Who’s Your Master?”: Town Councilman and Family Assault Myanmar Workers at Hokkaido Farm — Groped, Grabbed by the Collar, Beaten with an Iron Bar

    At an agricultural corporation in Kyogoku, Hokkaido, a sitting town councilman and his family are alleged to have repeatedly assaulted and sexually harassed Myanmar workers employed under the “Specified Skilled Worker” visa program. After the labor union that rescued the victims held a press conference, the story sparked a huge reaction on 5ch, with users debating everything from the state of Japan’s foreign worker system to the standing of the alleged perpetrator.

    At an agricultural corporation in Kyogoku, Hokkaido, a sitting town councilman and others are alleged to have repeatedly assaulted, verbally abused, and sexually harassed Myanmar women working under the “Specified Skilled Worker” visa. The labor union protecting the workers, who barely escaped with their lives, held a press conference revealing the harrowing details of the abuse.

    “Specified Skilled” foreign workers allegedly abused — six men and women rescued from Kyogoku farm

    [See this article in pictures for more detail]

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:24
    Re: #1
    "If it's hot, take off the raincoat. Drink water. Did you? Did you take the raincoat off? When did you take it off? You probably kept it on right until you got a headache, didn't you."

    Honestly the content of that quote is actually kind of caring lol
    210AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    Re: #28
    Right? Not taking off the raincoat, not drinking water?
    228AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:00
    Re: #28
    He's literally telling them to take heatstroke precautions
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:26
    >I've told you guys this how many times. If it's hot, take off the raincoat. Drink water. Did you? Did you take it off? When did you take it off? You probably kept it on until you got a headache.

    He just sounds like a decent guy
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:27
    Re: #40
    Posting that one line over and over doesn't really prove anything…
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:28
    I watched the footage and heard the audio on the news
    The yelling was bad enough to make me sick to my stomach
    I feel ill
    To think there are Japanese people like this…
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:29
    Re: #48
    That was just normal back in the Showa era lol
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:29
    Japanese people probably did this kind of thing in Burma too
    63AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:32
    Re: #57
    No wonder Kiichi Nakai ended up playing roles like that" (referencing the actor's part in the Burma-set war drama "The Burmese Harp")
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:29
    It keeps saying "father" this, "father" that — but whose father are we even talking about?
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:31
    Re: #58
    There are three "masters," and they're father and sons, so they distinguish them as Master A (the father) and Masters B and C (the sons)
    76AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:35
    This is literally slavery.
    Isn't the UN going to come down on them for this?
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:38
    Re: #76
    Before that, it violates Japan's own Constitution
    115AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:43
    Small-time farms like this should just be shut down — these are exactly the kind of people who want immigrant slaves
    130AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:47
    Isn't this just too low, even by any standard?
    Stories like this have come up before, but Japanese people are seriously trash
    179AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    Re: #130
    Well, there are foreign workers who slack off too.
    Though hitting them with a stick is a bit much.
    189AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Re: #179
    If you paid Japanese workers a proper wage, they wouldn't slack off either
    191AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Re: #179
    Doing that to a woman is a bit much though
    Even if she's slacking off, there must be other ways to handle it
    153AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:50
    Hmm
    This is just some rural old guy — foul-mouthed and rough, sure — but isn't he just using "your Japanese master" to mean "boss/employer," to someone who barely understands Japanese?
    They're probably workers who don't listen and slack off
    160AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:51
    Hasn't the town council or the agricultural co-op put out any statement?
    The way everyone closes ranks to protect the local "big shot" (lol) — that solidarity really is something else, Hokkaido
    175AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:53
    If you check X (Twitter), his face and name are already out there
    He should just get arrested at this point
    203AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:56
    Re: #175
    Has anyone actually filed a police report though lol
    Looks like the Sapporo regional labor union is just demanding the agricultural corporation immediately stop the assault and abuse, that's all lol
    177AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    See, it's a "black company" (exploitative employer), right?

    In the end, it's not just the foreigners who are the problem
    There are "people like this" who bring them over in the first place
    Same issue as the zaibatsu and the land reforms GHQ got furious and cracked down on
    Japan's biggest problem is its rich people
    182AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    Immigration authorities go easy on farmers for some reason
    Stop coddling these hick farmers
    205AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    Re: #182
    Same as the Iizuka case (the elderly ex-bureaucrat let off easy after a fatal crash) — they go soft on the elite
    I've been saying all along that they need to build a real system to manage and regulate foreign employers
    but somehow the penalties always get lighter when it's landowners and rich people involved
    209AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:57
    There's no way "coexistence" is actually happening
    Bringing foreigners into Japan in the first place was a mistake
    Sadly, Japanese people do have this tendency to look down on other Asians
    211AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:58
    So this is the LDP system in action then — importing foreigners?
    225AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:59
    Re: #211
    Are you an idiot? lol
    The fact that a labor union is involved means it's a labor law violation lol
    No way a Japanese person would work at a place this messed up, right? lol
    This has nothing to do with the LDP lmao

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread ““Who’s Your Master?”: Town Councilman and Family Assault Myanmar Workers — Groped, Grabbed by the Collar, Beaten with an Iron Bar at Hokkaido Kyogoku Farm.”

  • Jomon Ancestry Gave Us a “Heat-Generating Physique” — But It Raises Obesity Risk Too

    A research team from the University of Tokyo, Tokyo Metropolitan University, Kyushu University, and others has shown that descendants of the Jomon people may have inherited a “heat-generating physique” that lets them raise their body temperature by burning fat, without shivering.

    On 5ch, the finding that people with more Jomon-derived genetic ancestry tend to be more prone to obesity sparked detailed discussion about obesity rates and body types in regions like Hokkaido, Okinawa, and Kagoshima, said to carry stronger Jomon genetic ancestry.

    Research conducted at the University of Tokyo, Tokyo Metropolitan University, and Kyushu University in Japan has shown that the ancestors of the Jomon people may have evolved a “heat-generating physique” — the ability to burn fat and warm their bodies without shivering — in order to survive the last ice age.

    (details omitted)

    Our bodies have two switches for fighting off the cold.

    Source: nazology.kusuguru.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:13
    So… what happens once you know that? 🤣
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #7
    Think for yourself, lol
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #7
    Dressing light in winter as a diet method — now that's revolutionary
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:17
    Sweaty fat guys are Jomon descendants?

    If that's true, Tohoku, Hokkaido, and Okinawa should be overflowing with fat people, right?
    Rejected.
    139AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:57
    Re: #21
    Actually, obesity rates in Tohoku, Hokkaido, and Okinawa ARE high
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    I don't see many fat people in Hokkaido though
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:19
    Re: #23
    I went to Hokkaido three years ago, and people there seemed less "fat" and more "big-boned." Even the thin ones had sturdy, solid frames.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:18
    So the pervert who's always stripping naked was right all along
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:23
    Re: #26
    If we're all in this together, maybe we shouldn't be so quick to deny each other's strengths?
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    (;゚Д゚) So does that make skinny me… "Yayoiken" (likely meant "Yayoi lineage" — 弥生系 — probably a typo)?
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:26
    Re: #35
    Baldness is a continental (Yayoi) trait, lol
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:25
    If you skimp on heating in winter, you'll have lost weight by early spring.
    Though it's not exactly a healthy way to diet.
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:27
    So the generally-disliked sweaty fat guys might be the Jomon type.
    Maybe the reason the Jomon lineage got wiped out was some kind of genetic aversion response.
    A gene everyone hates.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:30
    I see — so I'm not fat, I just have strong Jomon blood
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Re: #53
    Be careful
    You'll get wiped out
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:31
    Re: #53
    You're still fat either way though, no?
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:41
    The traits everyone hates are probably Jomon characteristics:
    Fat
    Sweaty
    Bald
    Coarse body hair
    Body odor
    Bald
    If any of this sounds like you, brace yourself.
    The Yayoi won't let you escape.
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:48
    Re: #72

    Got some kind of grudge against bald guys?
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:51
    My arm hair is sparse
    Beard only grows around my mouth
    Shovel-shaped teeth
    Normal shin hair
    Flat facial features
    Bald
    High alcohol tolerance
    Curly hair

    Pretty much all Yayoi genes
    117AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #85
    Same as me, except for the "bald" part.
    Middle-aged guy here, 174cm and about 72kg.
    110AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:23
    So doesn't that mean I could lose weight just by exercising!?
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    You don't need to be a Jomon descendant to figure this out.
    Why burn fat to stay warm?
    If you gather firewood, there's no need to carry extra fat, and no need to deliberately burn it either.
    It's genuinely inefficient.
    There must have been a scenario where this trait was advantageous, which is why the ability survived.
    A scenario where you're forced to stay in a cold place.
    A scenario where you need to consciously raise your body temperature there.
    And without moving your body.
    So what does that body heat actually do?
    It improves physical performance.

    Lying in wait for prey.
    Hunting.

    Re: #110
    Exactly.
    A constitution that gains fat easily and also burns it easily.
    And one more thing —
    muscle builds up just as easily too.
    119AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:35
    This is amazing.
    I wonder if people with high body temperature have more brown fat cells.
    If we could someday inject the genes for more brown fat cells, we'd be all set for the next ice age.
    125AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:41
    Re: #119
    You can't burn calories you never ate.
    What you'd actually want for the next ice age is someone who can stay warm through the power of civilization without burning fat —
    a low-calorie, eco-friendly human who can survive on scarce food.
    That might not be the Jomon people.
    It might be you.
    120AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:37
    Jomon bodies are surprisingly tough.
    They wouldn't even collapse under conditions that would normally cause death from overwork.
    But they can't defy the laws of physics.
    The payback for that toughness — for all the strain put on the body — always comes due later in life.
    Jomon people perform best living "short and intense."
    Sprinters of life.
    172AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:34
    Re: #120
    To begin with, the short lifespan of Jomon people wasn't purely a physical issue
    141AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:00
    So does that mean I can lose weight by just blasting the AC?
    145AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:18
    Re: #141

    (°∀°) Skip dinner and you'll slim right down. What's the point of eating right before bed? Though personally I still eat and drink booze anyway.

    (°∀°)つ Black oolong tea
    (/◎\) *glug glug*
    148AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:21
    Why are there so many overweight people in Hawaii?
    171AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:13
    Re: #148
    Well, not just Hawaii — people living on Pacific island nations could catch plenty of fish, so they got animal protein easily.
    On the other hand, sugary fruit was scarce, so genes efficient at absorbing what little sugar there was survived and spread.

    …But once modern society brought in lots of sugary food, that same genetic efficiency meant they absorbed too much sugar,
    making them prone to weight gain, apparently. Same goes for Japanese people — basically, human food environments have changed drastically in a short span of time,
    and it feels like our bodies and genes just haven't caught up.
    149AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:28
    People from Honshu outside Tohoku only carry about 10% Jomon genes, so it's not that relevant.

    Now that you mention it, people from Kagoshima and Okinawa, where Jomon ancestry is strong, do tend to be sturdy and a bit stocky.
    200AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:35
    Re: #149
    By Y-haplogroup it's actually 40%.
    Trying to downplay indigenous genetic ancestry
    is a form of discrimination against indigenous peoples —
    and that includes denying your own ancestors.
    168AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:55
    Published in Nature on November 12, 2024 — BioBank Japan (BBJ) genome analysis of Japanese people by region (171,287 individuals)


    The study found that a "triple structure" broadly applies to the genetic origins of modern Japanese people, with the proportion of Jomon ancestry varying significantly by region and individual.
    The proportion of Jomon ancestry strongly correlated with modern obesity risk and elevated BMI.

    Within the Ryukyu Islands (26.1%), Jomon ancestry levels are elevated, with the highest proportion observed on Yoron Island (Figure 2b).
    It's even higher in the Hokkaido subpopulation (mixed Ainu) at 31.6% (Figure 2c), a subpopulation drawn mainly from a subset of 139 individuals from Hokkaido.
    The Kinki region shows a relatively low level of Jomon ancestry (9.8%). This reflects the region's long-standing role as a political center, suggesting more frequent interaction with people arriving from the Asian continent than in other regions.
    177AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:04
    But in winter, Westerners seem oddly prone to dressing lightly, don't they?
    181AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:14
    Re: #177
    In cities, winters are often hot indoors because of the heating.
    Even I often feel like stripping down to just a T-shirt on the subway.
    179AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:12
    > As for Europe, it's a mere 8%.

    Even the Europeans like Erik the Red who reached Greenland
    ultimately failed to establish a lasting settlement there.
    It's Danish territory now, but
    90% of the population is Inuit, with very few white people.
    But the Inuit — or Eskimo, whatever you call them — being a people closely related to us, are incredibly resistant to cold.
    Well, even Hokkaido was something Japanese people avoided; serious settlement there didn't really start until the Meiji era, lol
    180AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:14
    Re: #179
    It's less that Honshu people "disliked" Hokkaido, and more that it was remote, already had indigenous people living there, and was too cold for farming to be practical, no?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Study] Jomon People Could Burn Fat to Warm Their Bodies — a “Heat-Generating Physique”; The More Jomon Genetic Ancestry a Person Has, the More Prone to Obesity They Tend to Be“.

  • Summer Dramas Flop With 2% Ratings Across the Board — Not Even Yuki Uchida or a GTO Revival Can Save Fuji TV

    Fuji TV’s summer dramas have all sunk to ratings in the 2% range, with even a drama starring Yuki Uchida and the revival of “GTO” failing to turn the numbers around, according to reports.

    On 5channel, users debated the reasons behind the ongoing exodus from television, how today’s drama production compares in quality to the hits of years past, and the culture within Fuji TV itself.

    Summer dramas all flop — Fuji TV’s crisis that even 50-something beauty Yuki Uchida or a GTO revival can’t save

    You can practically hear the death throes echoing out of Odaiba.

    Fuji TV’s dismal state is the talk of every network’s programming and production circles. It’s been a year and a half since the Nakai Masahiro scandal, and at Fuji Media Holdings’ shareholder meeting this past June, the company had just announced improved earnings…

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:29
    Because nobody watches TV anymore.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:29
    Re: #2
    Exactly this.
    Especially young people.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:32
    Re: #2
    Lol, morons who brag about not watching TV but are still obsessed with everything TV-related.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:32
    The Wednesday 10pm slot's "Tokyo Middle 30"

    Has been #1 overall on TVer for 5 weeks straight

    TVer Overall Ranking #1
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    @TVer_official
    Thu 7/30 #TVerDailyRanking

    🥇 #TokyoMidosa (nickname for "Tokyo Middle 30")
    🥈 #WednesdayDowntown
    🥉 #VIVANT
    4⃣ #FirstCry
    5⃣ #GreatChase
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HOhmvjvaMAAiQEU.png
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:33
    Episode 3
    TVer Ranking
    #1 Overall
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HPCfY0FaoAA1A9f.jpg

    #1 overall, baby!

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HPml2YUa8AEyK8K.jpg
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:33
    Re: #4
    Middle-aged and older viewers are drifting away from TV hard too these days.
    They probably cast Yuki Uchida as the lead betting her generation would still watch terrestrial dramas, but that bet totally missed.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:34
    The Taiga historical drama and the Sunday Theater slot are the only "national dramas" left. Everything else is garbage.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:37
    Re: #23
    Isn't the morning drama (asadora) doing better than the Taiga?
    This season too — the Toyotomi-themed Taiga < "Kaze Kaoru" (the asadora).
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:35
    The damages claim against Nakai is going to be massive, isn't it.
    143AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:03
    Re: #29
    I doubt they can actually collect money from Nakai, but he'll go down in history as the guy who took down a media giant like Fuji TV with a single act of sexual violence.
    153AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:07
    Re: #29
    Sounds like [former] president Minato and other execs are the ones being billed 5 billion yen by Fuji TV. Kind of makes you wish they'd gone after Nakai instead.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:37
    GTO ended up just pandering to kids — Onizuka lost his cunning, his lechery, his wild unpredictability, basically everything that made him him. It perfectly symbolizes the times: they caved to a tiny handful of people making dumb complaints, and as a result the vast majority just gave up and stopped watching.
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:38
    Re: #33
    I think [screenwriter] Yukawa did write it well, but honestly I wanted Onizuka to go full wrecking ball on the "school" itself lol. It's a drama — you can go as crazy as you want.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #33
    The '98 version had Onizuka's wild side, and the student cast was on a whole different level compared to now. The source material, script, and direction all came together, and that's how it hit over 30% ratings at its peak.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:38
    Same with Yuji Oda in Bayside Shakedown — isn't it weird they think they can still win with basically the same cast lineup from over 20 years ago? I'd get it if middle-aged and older viewers still loved it, but that generation's stopped watching TV too.
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:40
    Re: #40
    And on top of that, they shot themselves in the foot with the Jiro Sato scandal.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #40
    Apparently [writer] Osamu Suzuki came up with the "101st Proposal" sequel after watching Top Gun — GTO's probably the same kind of thing.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:38
    Wasn't Fuji TV (mockingly nicknamed "Uji TV" by posters) President Shimizu supposed to be putting effort into anime? Did the incompetent old-guard drama/variety producers stage a comeback and kill that off?
    104AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:54
    Re: #46
    And yet there's still no anime in primetime.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:42
    They already flopped with the Shomuni revival.
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:44
    Re: #59
    The "Men Who Can't Get Married" sequel also ended in disaster…
    Though reviving old shows isn't inherently a bad move.

    After all, the Dragon Zakura sequel — another Hiroshi Abe drama — was a hit.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:46
    Re: #69
    Both "Men Who Can't Get Married" and Dragon Zakura were good though.
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:42
    The only way out of this mess is to make a drama starring Takuya Kimura for the male lead and Yui Aragaki for the female lead!
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:50
    Re: #63
    That reminds me, I want to see Sakai's Legal High again. Give us season 3 already.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:43
    Sankei Shimbun is pulling out of the Tohoku region, and Sankei Building is being sold off. They say they're focusing on the media business, but moves like this don't exactly show it.
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:44
    Re: #64
    Sankei Shimbun is still hanging in there in Okinawa, but it's not contributing to profits.
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:45
    This is the result of them getting cocky with "if it's not fun, it's not TV." Go back to the spirit of coughing up blood to make content — that's what TV should be.
    77AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #70
    Back in the "if it's not fun" era it actually was fun. At some point TV as a whole just became boring.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Who would've counted as the "50-somethings" back when today's 50-year-olds were students? Mari Kaga and that crowd, maybe?
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:50
    Re: #82
    Nah, for me it'd be Kaoru Yachigusa for actresses and Ken Takakura for actors.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:49
    They probably figured a GTO revival would pull in ratings. Wake up — the whole premise is out of touch. Nobody out there actually cares about sequels to old dramas.
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:54
    Re: #85
    Korean and Chinese dramas just look more beautiful. Japanese dramas are so gloomy and dark they're hard to watch.
    101AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:54
    TV and games both feel like they've stopped thinking. All they care about is making money without spending any, and that's exactly why it's boring. To start with, the people making it don't even find it fun themselves. Nobody knows what'll sell anymore, so they just flail around and lose the ability to make something they'd genuinely enjoy — which means they can't justify spending money on it either.
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:57
    Re: #101
    Nobody knew what would sell back then either. It's just that everyone's become the type to shoot ideas down immediately, so they've lost the ability to make something they actually believe in.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:58
    Re: #101
    The core of the production side genuinely thinks they're overflowing with talent and making incredibly interesting stuff. You can tell they're deluded if you saw the video the screenwriters posted and quickly deleted during the "Sexy Tanaka-san" controversy.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[TV] Ratings in the 2% range everywhere… Summer dramas all flop — Fuji TV’s crisis that even 50-something “Yuki Uchida”‘s beauty or the “GTO” revival can’t save“.

  • ‘Yani Neko’ Yanked From Overseas Streaming as Smoking Scenes Draw Backlash

    The anime ‘Yani Neko’ (“Nicotine Cat”) has come under fire for its smoking scenes, and following Hong Kong, it has now been pulled from streaming in Taiwan as well. On the thread, some pushed back with “Does anyone actually watch that and want to smoke?”, while the discussion branched out into mentions of other Kodansha titles and comparisons to the overseas version of ‘One Piece,’ where Zoro and Sanji’s smoking scenes were swapped out for candy.

    Following Hong Kong, Now Taiwan Too… ‘Yani Neko’ Pulled From Streaming Overseas, One After Another — Some Call It Tobacco Advertising, “Basically an Anti-Smoking Teaching Aid,” Say Those Demanding a Retraction

    It has come to light that the TV anime ‘Yani Neko,’ which has been airing in Japan since July 2026, has had its streaming halted in Taiwan — following Hong Kong — over concerns about its smoking depictions.

    After local streaming services pulled the show, local fans and creators’ groups have raised voices of protest, calling for the decision to be reversed.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:47
    Watching Showa-retro exploration videos on YouTube beats watching Peace-kun from Omiya Park any day (Peace-kun is a local mascot animal at the park).
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:50
    Does anyone actually watch that and want to smoke?
    Now if it were a full-on "yani" video (a smoking-fetish genre), sure, I'd get it.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:02
    Re: #5
    I decided I'm gonna start smoking, so I picked out a brand with a cool-looking pack.
    Now I just have to actually go buy it.

    By the way, here's the design I went with:


    Making my smoking debut at 48.
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:17
    Re: #35
    Don't do it.

    Tobacco chronically damages your body and mental function through nicotine dependence.

    Physical effects
    * Higher cancer risk: raises the risk of cancer throughout the body — the lungs, plus the mouth, esophagus, stomach, bladder, and more.
    * Cardiovascular damage: blood vessel constriction and progressing arteriosclerosis sharply raise the risk of heart attack and stroke.
    * Destroyed lung function: COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease), which destroys the alveoli, causes irreversible breathing difficulty.

    Mental effects
    * Nicotine dependence and rising stress: the brain's reward system gets rewired, and the irritability and anxiety of nicotine withdrawal turn everyday stress chronic.
    * Worsening mental health: imbalanced brain neurotransmitters raise the risk of depression and anxiety disorders.
    * Sleep trouble and emotional instability: the strong stimulant effect degrades sleep quality and affects the brain, cutting into emotional control and concentration.
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:21
    Re: #35
    Doesn't Thailand put graphic lung cancer photos right on the cigarette packs?
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:50
    Whether stuff like this should be banned
    or not banned —
    opinions are probably going to be split on that.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:50
    Is there really anyone who watches that anime and wants to start smoking? lol
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    It's probably more because it's peddling creepy fan-service than because of the smoking.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    One Piece is fine though, right?
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:16
    Re: #11
    That's because in the overseas version they're holding something else in their mouth.
    152AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:16
    Re: #11
    I heard Sanji got swapped out for a lollipop.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    They knew full well this would blow up and made it into an anime anyway —
    Kodansha's playing it pretty cheap.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    Proof that people still think 'anime' automatically means 'for kids.'
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    A powerful endorsement

    156AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:22
    Re: #14
    An endorsement from a minor… that's an awkward one to comment on.
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:55
    Mii-chan

    Yakuza ("893"), host clubs, meth, bullying the disabled, getting dragged into sex work by a host…

    …isn't that pretty messed up?
    141AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:00
    Re: #18
    That's Cool Japan for you.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:56
    They should've just gone with Mii-chan instead.
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:20
    Re: #19
    Turns out neither one was okay.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:56
    In the US version of One Piece, Zoro's shown sucking on candy.
    112AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:40
    Re: #20
    That's Sanji you're thinking of. (´・ω・`)
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:00
    This one skates by on a technicality because the character's a cat-girl, but if you just made her an old guy, it'd be a pretty unpleasant anime.
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:21
    Re: #29
    There's a manga called 'Agonashi Gen to Ore Monogatari' (lit. "Chinless Gen and My Story") that's like that — give it a read.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:08
    What kind of manga even is this?
    Just one where anthropomorphized characters sit around smoking cigarettes?
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:13
    Re: #43
    It's a manga and anime that includes a story where a guy ends up having to step outside his apartment while still, uh, inserted in a love doll, and gets helped out by a female neighbor.
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:09
    This one's Kodansha too, huh.
    That's strike two.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:18
    Re: #46
    By the way, the new title Kodansha's pushing right now is 'Gyakukou no Kuru-chan' (a title blending "abuse" and "happiness").
    This one will probably get its own wave of "isn't this a problem" voices eventually too, with an anime adaptation not out of the question.

    'Gyakukou no Kuru-chan,' a mother-daughter story depicting abuse that's invisible to those living through it
    https://ddnavi.com/article/1370973/a/
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:09
    The people who piled on over their 'Mii-chan' and 'Yamada-san' allergies, whipping up something close to a boycott campaign, must be pretty confused too —
    they never imagined something they actually like would get the same treatment.
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:12
    Re: #48
    Honestly, I think this one was a no-go from the start.
    Reason's in Re: #49.

    Something like Umaru-chan getting hopped up on potato chips and cola was about the line for what could get an anime adaptation —
    at that level nobody gets hurt, so it was fine.
    98AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:30
    Meanwhile some old guy smoking behind the supermarket gets a total pass.
    Talk about discriminating against a work of fiction.
    157AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:24
    Re: #98
    Does "behind the supermarket" get streamed overseas too?
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:41
    Honestly, that show doesn't need to worry about going overseas.
    So just do whatever you want with it.
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:45
    Re: #113
    Well, the production side probably saw this coming — I mean, the drug stuff in it is just as bad lol.
    Actually, I kind of wonder how they ever figured they could stream the non-smoking content either…
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:48
    Re: #113
    It's fine for grown men to watch.
    At this point nobody thinks it looks cool or that it shows some deep understanding of freedom and fun anymore.

    But kids are different.
    117AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:46
    I get that smoking's bad for you, so it's an issue.
    But isn't violence and killing worse for you?
    There's tons of gory stuff like that in both live-action and anime.
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:51
    Re: #117
    Violence isn't addictive, doesn't cause health damage, and isn't a business model or a form of brainwashing.
    The kind of "bad influence" is just different to begin with.
    131AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:55
    One Piece has way too many smoking characters too — they're even smoking in the middle of battles, round the clock. Are they idiots?
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:57
    Re: #131
    Think about the era and setting it's based on…

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Anime] ‘Yani Neko’ Pulled From Overseas Streaming, One After Another… Following Hong Kong, Taiwan Cancels Too — Some Call It Tobacco Advertising, “Basically an Anti-Smoking Teaching Aid,” Say Those Demanding a Retraction.”

  • Stellar Blade Switch 2 Version: Reactions to New Footage Over Graphics and Mods

    New footage believed to show the Switch 2 version of the PS5 action game “Stellar Blade” was released, sparking discussion on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board (Geha).

    While some pointed out degraded graphics, others noted that since the game had already been shown running on UMPCs (handheld gaming PCs), a port had been expected. The thread also covered the restrictions on costume mods, the backstory of the PlayStation exclusivity deal, and comparisons with how other companies have handled similar ports.

    Quality looks great

    Source: youtu.be / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:13
    Bet the frame rate's choppy again like COD, really showing off that low-end performance lol
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:13
    Re: #2
    Glad to see you sounding so bitter about it
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    Re: #2
    Oh, you mean the PS5 version of GTA6!
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    Since it already ran on UMPCs (handheld gaming PCs), I figured a Switch 2 version was coming
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:09
    Re: #4
    UMPCs range wildly in quality, from top-tier to bottom-of-the-barrel
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:20
    A downgraded version that can't even use mods
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Re: #5
    Even though Shift Up (the developer) basically egged fans on about costume mods, the sad truth is the only mods that showed up were lower quality than the outfits already in the game
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:38
    Re: #8
    Why'd you suddenly bring up PlayStation out of nowhere?

    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:41
    Is this actually happening?
    I thought it was just a joke from Shift Up
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:43
    Re: #22
    https://www.4gamer.net/games/035/G103535/20260821055/index_2.html
    There's an official press release out too, so it's not a joke
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    It's all crackly and frizzled looking lol
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Re: #37
    Thought this was the Raven boss fight, but it's the Great Desert.
    Still, everything just turns to dust here huh lol
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:01
    Re: #37
    That's every single flaw of DLSS on full display
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:06
    Re: #37
    Wait, no, this is the Wasteland.
    The Great Desert is where that final boss, Adam, drops his suggestive hints
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:10
    It's not necessarily the Switch 2 version. Promo footage can be faked
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:11
    Re: #55
    No way they'd pull a stunt like that, that's more of a Sony move
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:43
    Re: #69
    That super-degraded, garbage leftovers of a Switch 2 version won't even sell a tenth of the PS version cumulatively, digital included

    https://imgur.com/SPDLqbM.jpeg
    https://imgur.com/z0wB22U.jpeg
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:54
    Re: #72
    The later-released PS5 version won't outsell the Switch 2 version either, you know. There's hardly ever a game that sells well as a late port, right?
    78AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:49
    Nobody said it'd outsell the PS5, but you're going off on your own — kinda funny lol
    82AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:54
    Has any late-ported game ever actually sold well on PS5? lol
    89AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:56
    Re: #82
    Nope, doesn't exist
    90AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    If you get this worked up over something like this, you won't last.
    There's bound to be more games dropping PlayStation exclusivity going forward too
    92AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:59
    Re: #90
    If Chinese/Korean mobile games ever dropped PlayStation exclusivity, people would really lose it
    96AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:00
    Re: #92
    Wasn't there already a leak about a Switch 2 version of Genshin Impact or something?
    No idea when it'll actually come out though
    104AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:22
    Re: #92
    A mobile game 'dropping PlayStation exclusivity' doesn't even make sense — it was never PS-exclusive to begin with
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:02
    Feels like pretty much every PS5 game is ending up on the Switch 2 these days 😁
    99AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:05
    Re: #98
    Even FF7 Revelation and Kingdom Hearts 4 are coming out on it, so there's probably no game that truly can't be ported.
    If a game isn't coming, it's just out of deference to PlayStation

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Switch 2 Stellar Blade new footage released.”

  • Ariyoshi Hiroyuki Avoided Kimura Takuya’s Gaze for a Year — Then Got Called Out: “You Always Look Away, Don’t You?”

    Ariyoshi Hiroyuki revealed on the August 23 broadcast of “Ariyoshi Quiz” that after avoiding eye contact every time he passed Kimura Takuya on the street, Kimura finally called him out after a full year, asking, “You always look away, don’t you?” On 5ch, the discussion expanded beyond this story to the nicknames Ariyoshi once gave members of SMAP and V6, and to differences in how celebrities treat each other backstage.

    Ariyoshi Hiroyuki Ignored Kimura Takuya for a Whole Year… “You Always Look Away, Don’t You…?”

    TV Asahi’s “Ariyoshi Quiz” aired on the 23rd, with Ariyoshi Hiroyuki appearing as a guest.

    This episode’s theme was “Talking About Celebrities Spotted in Town.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:50
    Surprising that he doesn't get bold in situations like this.
    Feels like just a quick nod hello would've been fine.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:54
    Re: #6
    If you miss the first chance, it gets awkward to try again later, right?
    He probably figured he'd never run into him again, but then kept bumping into him all the time.
    79AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:38
    Re: #6
    Back in his Saruganseki days he apparently had chances to talk to him, but he's actually a quiet, introverted ("inkya") type at heart, so someone overflowing with extrovert ("youkya") energy like Kimura probably felt unapproachable.
    I kind of get it.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:51
    Wondered why they talk so casually with each other, but I guess Kimura's technically a year older.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:20
    Re: #7
    Also probably because he got called a "Getsuku Idiot" (a jab about Kimura's prime-time Monday drama slot).
    98AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:04
    Re: #7
    But Ariyoshi talks casually with Matsuko too, and she's the same age as Kimura.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:53
    I think Ariyoshi's funny, but
    I'm not a fan of this kind of anecdote.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:55
    Obviously he avoided eye contact because he wanted to punch him — he at least called him trash to his face, right?
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:29
    Re: #17
    LOL
    Well, if someone talks to you like they're picking a fight, Ariyoshi should've fired back with the same energy.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:58
    When Ariyoshi appeared on SMAP×SMAP, he handed out nicknames to each member
    The ones I remember are Kusanagi's "Gill Breather" and Kimura's "Getsuku Idiot"
    I thought that was impressive
    But Kimura was the only one who didn't laugh, so he was probably a little annoyed
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:00
    Re: #21
    Ariyoshi doesn't seem like the type to appear in dramas
    For someone like Kimura, who prides himself on the idea that actors and crew make a drama together as a team, that'd probably be irritating
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:02
    Re: #23
    What's impressive about Ariyoshi is that for Kimura specifically — the one most likely to get angry — he picked "Getsuku Idiot," a phrase that can also be taken as a compliment
    He nailed the naming right on the edge
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:02
    Naina also used to complain about this — that when they went to greet SMAP backstage, everyone was cold and mostly ignored them, except for either Kusanagi or Katori, who was friendly
    Okamura even had a brief period long ago where he was actually friends with Kimura
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:05
    Re: #27
    In the end it all adds up over time
    That's why nobody's helping Nakai Masahiro now
    Tamori and others actually warned him
    saying he'd get his legs swept out from under him someday
    111AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:43
    Re: #27
    Never heard that one
    Nakai and Okamura were close enough that they used to go to each other's places and cook meals together
    125AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:00
    Re: #27
    Pretty sure it was Katori
    Watanabe Naomi also said that back when she only did her Beyoncé bit, Katori was the only one who'd always set her up for a laugh and was kind to her
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:02
    LOL, unlike Soshina he's actually acknowledged
    he had a hit song with Saruganseki after all
    59AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:23
    Re: #28
    Sounds like Soshina got ignored, but his partner Seiya actually got greeted by Kimura
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:03
    Re: #26
    Ariyoshi himself apparently regrets giving out some low-quality nicknames
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:05
    Re: #29
    Well, compared to V6 he held back a bit
    Inohara = "Country Bumpkin"
    Miyake = "Snot-nosed Kid"
    Morita = "Hyodo Yuki" (a female TV personality)
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:08
    Re: #32
    "Hyodo Yuki" is genuinely hilarious
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:10
    Re: #32
    Just found this out now
    that's funny lol
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:28
    Re: #31
    I thought that was just a joke, but turns out there was a real meaning behind it too

    Also, Nakai's catchphrase on TV, "I'm a Johnny's, you know?" — I always figured it was just a joke about not being able to look uncool as an idol, but it turns out he was dead serious, using it to intimidate people around him with the fact that his agency wields huge power, even in politics…
    88AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:50
    Re: #66
    You're something else
    72AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:31
    Once you're past 40, wouldn't you use polite speech on a first meeting with someone who's only 1-2 years older?
    80AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:39
    Re: #72
    Common sense doesn't apply to Kimura Takoya (a mocking nickname for Kimura Takuya)
    74AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:33
    Isn't this not really "ignoring" him, just avoiding eye contact and running away?
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:35
    Re: #74 Yeah, that's exactly the story
    83AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    So the pecking order is Ariyoshi > Kimura > Soshina, huh
    84AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:43
    "Drink some water."

    Being able to pull off cringey lines like that is just so Kimura
    It's lame, but honestly impressive
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:59
    Re: #84
    In my shallow image of Kimura, I'd expect something more like "Wanna… drink some water?"
    "Drink some water" is just way too on-brand for him lol
    107AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:19
    I believe Kimura goes to the same gym as former baseball star Takahashi Yoshinobu, and their families are close too
    112AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:45
    Re: #107
    Oh, so Kimura's the type who changes his attitude depending on who he's dealing with

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread「[Entertainment] Ariyoshi Hiroyuki Ignored Kimura Takuya for a Whole Year… “You Always Look Away, Don’t You?” He Said」.