Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Samsung Chip Division Hands Out ¥60 Million Bonuses While Phone Unit Gets Peanuts, Sparking Internal Revolt

    Samsung Electronics’ Semiconductor (DS) division is paying out bonuses of up to roughly 60 million yen, while the smartphone and home appliance division is stuck at far lower levels — prompting labor unions to protest and demand better treatment. On the thread, opinions split between those arguing “it’s only natural to weight payouts toward the division that’s actually earning the money” and those countering “it doesn’t matter which division grinds to a halt, that’s a problem either way.” OECD data showing South Korea’s average wage now exceeds Japan’s was also brought up, spreading shock at the wage gap between the two countries.

    Samsung Electronics is raking in massive profits from the AI boom, but cracks are starting to show within the organization. After handing out hefty bonuses to the semiconductor division, labor unions in other divisions are voicing objections. The huge profits are creating inequality that could undermine the “one big family” culture the company grew up on.

    Union membership surges in the smartphone/appliance division

    On the 21st, the labor union of Samsung’s DX division, which handles smartphones and home appliances, held a rally in front of Samsung’s Seoul headquarters demanding higher bonuses…

    Source: nikkei.com / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:12
    Well, a 100x gap is a bit much lol
    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:29
    Samsung's chip division results aren't because the employees busted their asses — it's just that old-school commodity products suddenly started selling due to market timing. Doesn't seem like the kind of workforce you need to pay huge money to retain.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #3 Exactly this. Sure, there are some talented people in there, but roughly the bottom 70% of that workforce can't possibly be better than the top 10% of the phone division.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:54
    Re: #3 What are you talking about? Don't you get the problem when operations grind to a halt?
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:36
    This thread's not gonna take off lol, since most Japanese people here have assets under 60 million yen (~$400k) anyway
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:50
    "60 million yen, whoa" — I figured that couldn't be the bonus for regular staff or section/department-chief level. But then again, if the union is complaining about it, that must mean even rank-and-file employees are pulling in bonuses around the 10-million-yen mark, which would be insane.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:54
    Yeah, you can't blame them for being fed up. lololol
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:08
    This thread's not gonna take off lol, it's too painful for Japanese people. Breakdown of payouts within the DS division: Memory Business Unit (~28,000 people) — up to ~600 million won (~¥60-64 million) max. Shared/common organization (~30,000 people) — average ~430 million won (~¥45 million). Foundry / System LSI division (~20,000 people) — average ~210 million won (~¥22 million).
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:16
    Re: #7 That's unreal… imagine someone who switched jobs there a year ago, their whole world just changed.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:20
    Re: #7 But don't they get fired before 40 anyway?
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:23
    No wonder Koreans want to work at Samsung. Meanwhile Japanese people were seriously running "Samsung's going bankrupt!" smear campaigns as recently as 10 years ago lol. This thread's not gonna take off.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:32
    Re: #10 > "Japanese people were seriously running Samsung-is-bankrupt smear campaigns as recently as 10 years ago" That was you, wasn't it.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:40
    Re: #10 "In 10 more years, Korea collapses! China collapses!" — that's the line, right?
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:56
    Re: #10 The AI bubble's about to pop anyway. And "Poor Village" (mocking nickname some posters use for South Korea) is finished too.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:31
    Meanwhile, Kioxia — riding a profit boom of its own — handed every single employee a ¥100,000 bonus.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:04
    Re: #11 That's insane lol
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:57
    Unions are so strong there that no profit is left for the company — no future for "Poor Village" (mocking nickname for South Korea).
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:58
    Re: #12 The phone threads were brutal lol, Galaxy phones got trashed like garbage.
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:02
    Even working in a cleanroom in a white coat at a chip fab doesn't mean you've got a PhD — plenty of them are just high school grads, so it's a tricky call.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:10
    Re: #14 Hyundai, Samsung, LG, Huawei, Xiaomi, BYD — in the end, neither Korea nor China collapsed, did they.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:05
    Re: #9 I guess it doesn't matter since they're earning that much anyway.
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    After pushing rivals out with pricing strategy, now it's basically a monopoly game. Going forward you can't source memory chips without Samsung and SK Hynix. Sure, it'd be great if Chinese makers stepped up, but their focus is the domestic Chinese market, not the global one. For this whole setup to collapse, regular people would need to be able to print their own memory chips.
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:12
    If you hand out bonuses that large per person, you'd end up paying more than the profit each employee actually generates.
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #25 Most of them are high-school-grad line workers, or even less. In semiconductors the manufacturing equipment does the work automatically — there's no real craftsmanship involved, unlike the machinery industry.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:35
    If Japan dissolves NHK and wipes out those staffers earning 10 million yen a year, the Japan-Korea wage gap will widen even further. After all, it's those NHK "staff members" — earning over 10 million yen, the very people netizens love to bash — who are propping up Japan's average wage.
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:37
    I wonder what happens if you get hit with a transfer order? Been curious about that since last year.
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:10
    Korean labor unions are seriously unusual — the company can't touch them.
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:49
    Operating profit: 10 trillion yen
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:29
    Well, the gap was way too extreme, but I guess that's what happens when bonuses get paid out based on revenue share.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:02
    Revenue share? What are you even talking about?
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:39
    Wow, insane lol
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:00
    It's not just Samsung — the average figures are the bigger problem. According to the OECD, for fiscal year 2024, South Korea's average annual wage was $48,922, while Japan's was $41,509.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Business News+) thread “[Corporate] Samsung Chip Division’s ¥60 Million Bonus, Phones Get ¥600K, Sparking Internal Strife.”

  • Chinese Humanoid Robot Beats Bolt’s 100m Record with a 9.32 — Then Crashes and Catches Fire After the Finish Line

    At the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing, China, a humanoid robot ran the 100m dash in 9.32 seconds, beating Usain Bolt’s world record of 9.58 seconds. However, after crossing the finish line it failed to decelerate in time, crashed into the safety mat, and caught fire — and on 5ch, the reactions focused less on the record itself and more on the “fiery finish” punchline, along with concerns about future military applications.

    Chinese humanoid robot beats Usain Bolt in the 100m with a time of 9.32 seconds… then slams into the mat and catches fire after the finish line

    [Beijing — Ryosuke Terunuma] The “World Humanoid Robot Games,” a sporting competition testing the performance of humanoid robots, opened in Beijing on the 22nd. In the men’s 100m preliminary heat, a humanoid robot clocked 9.32 seconds (provisional), surpassing Usain Bolt’s human world record of 9.58 seconds.

    (Omitted below — please check the source for the rest of the article)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:33
    Re: #1
    Crashes into the mat and catches fire after the finish line

    This robot really knows how to land a joke
    Funnier than Yoshimoto (Japan's biggest comedy talent agency)
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:01
    Re: #2
    Apparently at a US 155mm artillery shell plant, a robot arm went haywire and sent a shell casing flying
    then smashed a self-driving cart and slammed into a wall — instead of catching fire, it just blew a huge hole in the wall
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:40
    The fact that it's literally on fire is hilarious
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:53
    🔥Chariots of Fire (the Japanese title of the film — and now literally true)
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:38
    Re: #4
    Couldn't make the turn, crashed into the guardrail, and caught fire
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 01:08
    If it's gonna happen anyway, it would've been funnier if it caught fire mid-run
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 03:36
    Guess it can't slow down
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 03:45
    Do this somewhere with enough space to actually stop
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:05
    It could probably do the 400m in like 37 seconds too
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:11
    Hope the energy pack technology keeps improving
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:30
    Let's make it race Karl-kun (likely a nod to sprint legend Carl Lewis)
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:41
    Humanoid robots still don't have the durability for practical use… disposable applications only for now
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:44
    It's a machine — it should be able to run 100m in 2 or even 3 seconds if they really pushed it.
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:55
    What I'd really want to see is emergency braking beyond human capability — that's the kind of thing a robot should be doing
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:05
    It's hilarious, but this is actually a big deal
    Still, China really is fixated on humanoid robots
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:12
    Truly Chariots of Fire
    Vangelis's theme is playing in my head right now
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:35
    Now I can picture it — our future in elder care
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:43
    Probably not light, and looks pretty hard
    Getting hit by that would hurt — like a real "insurance-scam pedestrian" (someone who deliberately steps in front of vehicles for a payout)
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:43
    Guess it'll end up used for trench warfare or amphibious landings?
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:32
    Re: #25
    The one that charges at enemies of Her Majesty is the Panjandrum (a WWII British experimental rocket-propelled explosive wheel that famously went out of control)

    The one that charges at enemies of General Secretary Xi Jinping is the robot conscript from Re: #1 (i.e., a Chinese army private)
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:03
    Re: #25
    Yeah. Though right now all it can manage is a suicidal "banzai charge."
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:44
    The way it collapses and burns at the end is the best part
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    Re: #1
    If this had happened in Japan, people would probably criticize the safety issue from the fire more than praise the good time.

    Over there they seem willing to just laugh off both the failure and the safety concerns, which might actually make for a better environment for R&D.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    It'd be terrifying if a hundred of these came charging at you in a line
    and then they explode at the end on top of that
    They'll probably learn to handle rough terrain too
    This is Terminator territory, no doubt
    And China would rush to put these to military use in no time
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    As long as the battery holds out, it could probably keep running for miles at this speed
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:43
    Can't think of any use for this besides a military kamikaze attack
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24
    Re: #1
    Pretty dramatic ending, not bad at all
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:46
    Wouldn't it be more productive to have them manufacture things instead of running track meets?

    …oh right, China's currently dealing with a serious demand shortage.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:06
    Burned out, pure white to the end (a callback to the famous line from the boxing manga Ashita no Joe)
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:16
    Getting hit by a machine like that would be no joke.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Chinese Humanoid Robot Beats Usain Bolt in the 100m With 9.32 Seconds… Then Crashes Into the Mat and Catches Fire After the Finish Line.”

  • Morning Musume。’26 to Appear on 24-Hour TV, Playing ‘Morning Musume。’14’ from 12 Years Ago

    It has been announced that Morning Musume。’26 will appear in the 24-Hour TV 49 special drama “Shiawase wa Aru” (Happiness Exists), playing the members of Morning Musume。’14 from 12 years ago. Oda Sakura, the only member who has been with the group since that era, shared her thoughts on the appearance. On 5ch, discussion heated up over casting predictions—who would play whom—and comparisons with Juice=Juice, the group’s current flagship.

    Morning Musume。’26

    To Appear in “24-Hour TV” Special Drama

    Playing Morning Musume。’14 from 12 Years Ago

    Source: natalie.mu / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:10

    #MorningMusume26
    confirmed to appear as
    Morning Musume。'14 from 12 years ago!


    The drama will recreate
    legendary Morning Musume。'14's
    first-ever New York performance 🪩✨

    Oda Sakura (Morning Musume。'26) 💬
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQfeEKXaUAAdipu.jpg
    https://x.com/24hourTV/status/2091978856609591607
    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:13
    "24-Hour TV 49" Special Drama 'Shiawase wa Aru' — Morning Musume。'26 Confirmed to Appear as Morning Musume。'14 from 12 Years Ago
    https://www.ntv.co.jp/24h-drama2026/articles/5646j2ew5u045nhosey6.html
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:14
    Who's playing
    Sayu,
    Fuku-chan,
    Eripon,
    Riho-Riho,
    Zukki,
    Harunaso,
    Ayumi,
    Ma-chan,
    Doo-san,
    and Oda-chan (nicknames of the original Morning Musume。'14 members)—
    who's who?
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:15
    https://x.com/nittele_ntv/status/2091981369387651247

    Nippon TV
    @nittele_ntv
    24-Hour TV Special Drama
    'Shiawase wa Aru'


    Morning Musume。'26 has been
    confirmed to appear as
    Morning Musume。'14 from 12 years ago


    Speaking on behalf of the members,
    Oda Sakura said
    💬"I'm so happy about this,"
    sharing her thoughts on the appearance

    🗓Airs Sat Aug 29, just after 9:30 PM
    '#24HourTV49'
    https://ntv.co.jp/24h-drama2026/articles/5646j2ew5u045nhosey6.html
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQeNnwcaUAA1WNA.jpg
    5:10 AM · Aug 25, 2026
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:20
    https://new-img.barks.jp/image/review/1000108486/mony001_s.jpg
    69AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:08
    Re: #7
    Thought, 'wow, she looks just like her' —
    turned out it actually was her
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:37
    They should've put Juice=Juice in the '14 roles —
    they're Hello! Project's flagship group now
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:47
    Re: #20
    With any other group the songs just wouldn't have that Morning Musume。 feel
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:57
    Re: #20
    Juice=Juice is crazy busy, they don't have time to be tied up filming some garbage drama like this
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:39
    If Haru-san — who gets slammed as unpopular for having the same 'color' as someone else — got the part, Sato's fans would be furious
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:40
    There were 10 members back then, but now there are 11?
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:59
    Re: #23
    I wonder who's not going to be in it
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:41
    There's no 'who plays who' about it
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:02
    Re: #24
    Back then it was basically 'Michishige and her fun buddies,' so it'd be weird not to stage it that way
    They're making such a big deal announcing this, so the Michishige role must already be locked in
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:41
    Honestly Haru-san or whoever is fine
    They're all Morning Musume anyway, aren't they
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:45
    Re: #25
    Nobody wants their oshi cast as Mitsui or Haga
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:42
    Morning Musume。'26 to Play Morning Musume。'14 from 12 Years Ago in 24-Hour TV Special Drama 'Shiawase wa Aru' (with comments) – Eiga Natalie
    https://natalie.mu/eiga/news/686455
    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/eiga/2026/0824/24htv_20260824_01.jpg
    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/eiga/2026/0817/24_202608_01.jpg

    [24-Hour TV] Morning Musume。'26 to Appear in Special Drama as Morning Musume。'14 from 12 Years Ago (Published Aug 25, 2026) | Nippon TV NEWS NNN
    https://news.ntv.co.jp/category/culture/6468f1c2223a47a0abcc009f00ca284e
    https://news.ntv.co.jp/gimage/n24/articles/72357cae8bd54bf3b13f9d1c5c4a47c1/12b88a40-2531-42ed-b9d7-6d8bcae2f628.jpg
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:43
    Whoever's left over can play Tanaka Reina, Sayu's partner
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:45
    They really do look alike
    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/eiga/2026/0817/24_202608_02.jpg
    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/eiga/2026/0820/24htv_202608_01.jpg
    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/eiga/2026/0820/24htv_202608_03.jpg
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:50
    What's really surprising is that two holdovers from '14, twelve years ago, are still in the group
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:51
    Re: #40
    Oh right, the 12th gen was just tagging along at the time,
    so technically they're not really 'holdovers,' huh
    46AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:53
    Michishige → Nonaka
    Fukumura → Okamura
    Ikuta → Yasuda
    Sayashi → Suzuki
    Suzuki → Ishikawa
    Iikubo → Sakurai
    Ishida → Yamazaki
    Sato → Sugihara
    Kudo → Yumigeta
    Oda → Oda
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:03
    Re: #46
    What about Haru-san?
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:05
    Regular people don't even know the 'Numbers' members (a nickname for certain lower-profile members by generation),
    they're more likely to say 'wait, she was still in the group?'
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:06
    Re: #63
    That's the 'wait, she's still in the group?' group's even-more-'wait, she's still in the group?' edition
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:07
    But if you're going to call it '14, you'd think you'd at least match the headcount
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:10
    Re: #68
    Nobody remembers the original 'One-Four' (fan nickname for the '14 lineup) lineup, and nobody knows Morning Musume。'26 either
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 06:13
    https://gzo.ai/i/jyTtmAT.jpg

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Morning Musume。’26 to Appear in ’24-Hour TV’ Special Drama as Morning Musume。’14 from 12 Years Ago.”

  • ‘Made by Aliens’? Corn Actually Descended From Wild ‘Teosinte,’ Study Confirms

    The theory that “corn can’t reproduce on its own, so aliens must have made it” sparked a thread on 5ch’s Science News+ board about the history of crop breeding. According to the article, corn’s actual ancestor is a closely related wild plant called “teosinte,” and starting around 7000–9000 BC, humans repeatedly selected individuals with larger kernels, eventually shaping it into the corn we know today. In response, commenters piled on with other examples of “plants that spread without producing seeds,” citing bananas, bread wheat, and Japanese narcissus.

    August 18, 2026

    Izumi Nakagawa

    Developed by aliens? The mystery of a plant that can’t reproduce on its own

    Source: friday.kodansha.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 05:41
    People who say this stuff clearly don't know about teosinte.
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 05:57
    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
    The pre-mutation parent, and the birth of a new mutant creature
    Once this offspring has mutated so much that it's considered a different thing from the parent,
    it's no longer called an offspring — it's the birth of a new species (the emergence of a starting point) → that's the argument for 'chicken first'
    The same thing happens when humans surpass humanity and become a new species
    and a species distinct from Homo sapiens is born
    https://inri.client.jp/hexagon/floorB1F_hss/b1fha400.html
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:36
    Re: #3
    Isn't the mutation actually happening at the point of fertilization?
    That's the argument for 'egg first.'
    Well, if you can't tell at the egg stage, then you could also say it's not the chicken but the chick that comes first.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:01
    Bananas don't produce seeds either, so you have to propagate them by dividing the plant. Actually, they're easy to peel, and the unpeeled part conveniently doubles as a handle.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:21
    Re: #4
    The reality is more low-key than that
    Once a banana plant has fruited, that same stalk won't fruit again, so you cut it partway down and later pull it out. Then a new shoot sprouts up nearby.
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:24
    Corn Grandma made it. Though she got killed for it.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:27
    Re: #1 reminded me — about 20 years ago I saw something called 'Retasai' (a lettuce-napa cabbage hybrid) at a rural roadside station and bought it to try, but it was terrible. Haven't seen it since — did it just disappear?
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:24
    Re: #6
    Lettuce is in the daisy family (Asteraceae) and napa cabbage is in the mustard family (Brassicaceae), so I don't think they can actually cross-breed.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:37
    That's basically how all cultivated varieties work
    Humans grow them, and only the ones with traits convenient for humans get selected and survive.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:51
    Re: #1
    Japanese narcissus doesn't produce seeds either, so it only spreads by bulb division
    It's a sterile triploid variety formed when a normal diploid crossed with a mutant tetraploid.
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:53
    The crew of the crashed craft were 120cm tall
    It takes 100,000 years for a 50cm height mutation from 170cm to occur
    So the crew of that craft must be humans from 100,000 years in the future
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:07
    Primitive corn was probably like a hard little baby corn, right?
    How did it turn into this?
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:48
    That's because you're assuming it's meant for humans to eat
    Bears, boars, and birds would probably just tear it apart and scatter it
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:12
    >>Corn, once rumored to have "come from outer space," has now — thanks to recent DNA research — been traced back to a wild ancestral grass called "teosinte," a group of closely related wild plants in the grass family.

    >>Corn began to be improved by humans around 7000 to 9000 BC. The earliest corn had very small kernels, but by repeatedly selecting and replanting individuals with larger kernels over thousands of years, it's said to have become the corn we know today.

    >>"Nightshade family plants contain toxins, but the tomatoes and eggplants we eat today use varieties with low toxin levels in the edible parts. That's because low-toxin strains were selectively bred. That's how humans have improved plants."
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:14
    Re: #16 will probably get explained too once science advances further
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:14
    >>Napa cabbage × cabbage = 'Hakuran'

    >>Crops aren't just the product of human selection. New species can also arise through natural crossbreeding. Take bread wheat, the raw material for bread, for example.

    >>"Bread wheat came about when Tausch's goatgrass (Aegilops tauschii, which looks like an ordinary grass) naturally crossed with a cultivated variety close to durum wheat — the kind used in pasta — likely growing in the same field. Because it turned out to be so useful to humans, it came to be cultivated all over the world."
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:17
    Re: #18 is different from the animals below, so wouldn't growing each plant under conditions suited to it, in an artificial environment, for about 3 generations quickly produce a distinct new individual?

    [Soviet Domestication Experiment] What happens if you keep breeding only the docile individuals? (3/3)
    Published 2025.01.25 00:00:00 SATURDAY
    https://nazology.kusuguru.co.jp/archives/169150/3
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:40
    The primitive form just happened to survive, that's all
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:41
    Wheat originally was a variety whose seeds shattered and fell off easily. That was a problem at harvest time since the grain would just drop off, so barley and other grains ended up as the main cultivated crops instead.
    But then a mutant variety appeared whose seeds didn't shatter, and that's what spread to become what we grow today.
    If that mutation had never happened, we'd be eating rolled barley or porridge instead of bread.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:03
    Re: #22
    That's a whole different level from the corn story
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:51
    Re: #22
    The stuff used to finish off some phony magic ritual, huh?
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 12:24
    From the perspective of these improved plants, as long as there are animals using them, they keep winning the survival race — humans are actually just being used as part of the plants' survival strategy.
    The plants are the superior ones here, the real bosses
    Nom nom, food'z tasty (written in deliberately cutesy, baby-talk style)
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:59
    There's so many grass-family (Poaceae) plants that you start going 'oh, this is a grass too?'
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:00
    Avocados were on the verge of extinction
    The elephants that used to swallow those huge seeds went extinct, cutting off their means of reproducing
    These days, thanks to humans, they've multiplied like crazy
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:13
    Re: #34
    Not elephants. It was giant ground sloths and armadillos
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:50
    *Note: this is an AI-generated answer, so double-check the details
    The megafauna (giant animals) that swallowed avocados' huge seeds whole and carried them far away, sustaining the species, went extinct roughly 13,000 years ago. Notable examples include giant ground sloths (Megatherium), giant armadillos (Glyptodon), and gomphotheres (ancient elephant relatives).
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:06
    Re: #37
    Elephants come in third place lol
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:44
    Peanuts are weird too (literally 'Nanjing beans' in Japanese)
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    This is the first I've heard of the crackpot theory that aliens brought corn — is this just the writer's own delusion?
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:08
    Can't reproduce on your own either — did aliens make you guys too?
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:26
    Corn becomes popcorn, rice becomes puffed rice snacks
    Since they're both grasses, even the snacks turn out similar
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:53
    Re: #20
    We can't pollinate with stamens and pistils
    so I guess all we can do is fuse with ourselves solo…
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:25
    Come to think of it, you don't see seedless watermelon much these days
    Guess we're not very grateful for it, huh

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Made by Aliens!? The Mystery of Corn That Can’t Reproduce on Its Own, and the New Variety Born in ’25 That Could Save Us From a Food Crisis.”

  • Hello! Project CM Deals Stall — 5ch: “Nobody but Juice=Juice Gets Work”

    A thread titled “Big corporations, please cast Hello! Project members in your commercials” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Posters pointed out that CM (commercial) casting has effectively been concentrated on Juice=Juice, citing examples like Airi Suzuki’s appearance on the Ministry of Finance’s personal government bond page, which sparked debate over why work only seems to go to certain members.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:05
    My picks:
    Akoto Yumikata
    Hana Goto
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:06
    Everyone besides Juice=Juice just doesn't have the numbers, so they don't get cast.
    Before Juice=Juice came along, Hello! Project could muscle its way through regardless, but now that Juice=Juice clearly has the numbers, nobody else gets work.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:07
    Would going full 'wolf' mode (i.e. coming on aggressively flirty) actually land you work?
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:08
    Re: #4
    Kentaro Kawabe is watching, you know
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:08
    Just funnel all that kind of work to Juice already
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:08
    Even Juice=Juice —
    the TV commercial went to someone else,
    they only got a web commercial,
    and it was over in a flash
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:14
    Re: #11
    Still longer than Sakura Oda's KFC ad
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:10
    Re: #6
    It's not just Kudo's fault.

    [Sad news] ANGERME narrows its own chances yet again — Rin Hashisako: "I like Sprite, Mitsuya Cider just won't do"
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1786959214/
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:16
    Re: #13
    Guess the agency never taught them basic manners
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:11
    Wish some ad agency out there had a Hello! Project otaku on staff
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:13
    Re: #14
    Hello! Project otaku are everywhere
    but they don't hand out the work
    you get why, right?
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:15
    Akimoto used to work at Dentsu, so he could blow up both AKB and the Sakamichi groups fast. Hello! Project's only got TV Tokyo.
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:15
    Why did it only go to Kamiko?
    Think about it for a second.
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:19
    Re: #20
    That was before Juice=Juice blew up, so they could still muscle their way through back then
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:20
    Re: #20
    They were the 'ruling party' at the time, after all
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:17
    Named Official Supporter of granife 🎉

    #TsubakiFactory member #IzumiIshii has been named an official supporter of granife 🤍

    Comment from Izumi Ishii:
    This is Izumi Ishii 🐾
    I'm so happy to be named an official supporter for granife, a brand I love, love, love — thank you for your support!

    #granifeOfficialSupporter #HelloProject #tsubaki_factory
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:32
    I think Getta would make a great Asadora (NHK morning drama) heroine
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:32
    Only old folks watch TV anymore, so you need a face that appeals to the elderly.
    No idea who that'd be, though.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:34
    Even a local company casting them would be a blessing at this point
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:35
    Re: #24
    Well, that kind of thing has nothing to do with ANGERME anyway
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45

    Somebody offer her a gig already
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:50
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQdlfMVbAAA3hqO.jpg
    Hina-z's bento box
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:04
    If we're talking a commercial on a national scale, it's this —

    Ministry of Finance website
    Personal government bonds page
    https://www.mof.go.jp/jgbs/individual/kojinmuke/index.html
    Image model: Airi Suzuki
    https://www.mof.go.jp/jgbs/individual/kojinmuke/assets/img/main/renewal2026/keyvisual/main_poster_sp.jpg
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:28
    Somebody offer a gig to Hisaki Ebata, the "Sayuri Yoshinaga of the Reiwa era"!
    https://img15.shop-pro.jp/PA01154/377/product/100607370.jpg
    https://image.news.livedoor.com/newsimage/stf/e/8/e80b0_1455_89247919f988da5830ed8e7d44cdfb24.jpg
    65AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:29
    Re: #64
    Shut it, you old perv!! (lit. "juice geezer" — 5ch slang for a lecherous older fan)
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:30
    Re: #64
    She's a dead ringer, lol
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:32
    You guys are old enough now to have climbed the corporate ladder — just cast them through your own company
    71AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:34
    Re: #69
    You really think an exec like that would be hanging out on a trash-tier board like this?

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Big corporations, please cast Hello! Project members in your commercials.”

  • Yumigeta: “I Called Mei-san ‘Panda’ and Got a Scary ‘Oi… Did You Just Call Me Panda?’” — Yamazaki: “Did I Really Say That?” — Sakurai: “It’s on Video lol”

    A story about Hello! Project member Yumigeta calling fellow member Yamazaki “Panda” — and getting menaced with a low, scary voice in response — has become a hot topic on 5ch. Yamazaki herself played dumb, saying “Did I really say it like that?” but Sakurai blew her cover, revealing “It’s on video lol,” and fans are loving the gap between her usual self and this side of her.

    The thread expanded into discussion of how the normally soft-spoken Mei-san (Yamazaki’s nickname) only gets seriously fired up over being called “Panda,” as well as the genuine side of her that makes her so well-liked by her juniors.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:47
    When are you gonna show us this footage, Rairii-san?!
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:48
    I want to watch this a million times and die of moe overload, so please hurry up and drop the Rairii-san footage.
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:54
    I love the scene where Panda threatens Raigeta (Rairii + Yumigeta) as they get hyped up trying to liven up the game.
    Sakurai/Yumigeta: "Kyaa lol"
    Yamazaki: "Shut up already"
    Sakurai/Yumigeta: "S-sorry…"
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    Re: #4
    Oh yeah, that happened lol
    I also love the moment when she goes
    "Your reactions are too loud!"
    at Rairii lol
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:56
    Yeah lol, Mei-san actually talks kind of like this normally
    But I've never heard her go this aggressively scary before

    I want to know if Geta-san (Yumigeta) and Rairii are just goofing around for laughs or if it's the real deal

    Anyway, seeing Mei-san say this makes me want to die of moe, so I just want to watch it lol
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    Doesn't "Getarai" have a better ring to it than "Raigeta"?
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    Good to know that even off-camera, she still gets mad about being called "Panda" without an honorific lol
    Guess that's not just part of her "Mama" persona after all
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:06
    Aren't everyone's eyes and face shape pretty close to Mei-san's?
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:09
    Well, it's funny because she talks like this one-on-one lol — it's one of the reasons I like Mei-san
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:09
    Did someone make this thread after watching this?
    https://youtube.com/shorts/VL5R7IOiqic
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:12
    Re: #22
    Ohhhhhhhhh!!!
    It was in the Shorts!!!!
    Thank you!!!
    Last night I watched the whole D-Maga (show) episode while eating Chinese food

    I searched TikTok and YouTube for a source but couldn't find it —
    so it was in the Shorts after all
    39AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:24
    Re: #22
    Rairii's finishing blow is hilarious 🤣
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:24
    Re: #22
    If this is for real, then maybe "Panda-san" has a split personality like Nogi-san from VIVANT (a Japanese TV drama)
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:17
    Homare's also feared by the 18th gen, and Oda revealed that even Mei-san gets nervous around Homare
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:18
    Re: #26
    But Mei-sa went out one-on-one with Homare
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:18
    I feel like I see a lot of moments where Rairii seems a bit annoyed with Zakimei (Yamazaki + Mei), or maybe she's just trying pretty hard to bring out Zakimei's dark side
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:21
    Re: #27
    Right? lol I catch glimpses of that kind of thing here and there
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    Re: #27
    There was a rough patch where, even though she [Rairii] was actually the youngest, Erarii wouldn't budge from the "youngest member" spot, so I'll let it slide
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:19
    Feels like the oldest members, Homamei (Homare & Mei), are turning into the same kind of "scary but kind" senpai that Fuku-chan and Eripon used to be not long ago — in a good way
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:20
    Re: #28
    Ah I see
    Guess they've gotten closer since back then
    So Mei-san's the only scary senpai left then lol
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:21
    Re: #32
    As long as you call her "Panda-san" there's nothing to fear
    Mei-sa goes out to eat with Sumoto and gets along just fine too
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:22
    Re: #33
    Sounds like instructions for handling an animal lmao
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:23
    Meirii (Mei & Rairii) are genuinely close
    You can tell just by watching them
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:24
    I think Rairii understands that things get funnier when she's the one getting called out, so she's trying to draw out the dark side on purpose
    Rairii's the "boke" (goofball) type
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:26
    Oda said the only senpai Sugihara hadn't "cracked" yet were Okamura and Inoue, but she's managed to get both of them to hang out with her now, so there's no scary senpai left
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Re: #42
    You can't call the people who are actually scary "scary," right?
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:27
    Wait, they're bundling today's live Blu-ray with the CD?
    Talk about not holding back lol
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    Even if you call her "Panda-san," she's basically a 🐻 (bear)
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:40
    Re: #46
    Guess she's more like a brown bear then
    Just with a cuter color

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Yumigeta: “I Called Mei-san ‘Panda’ and Got a Scary ‘Oi… Did You Just Call Me Panda?’” — Yamazaki: “Did I Really Say That?” — Sakurai: “It’s on Video lol”.”

  • Seikima-II Bassist Zenon Ishikawa Oshō Undergoing Treatment for Illness — Will Skip Aug. 29 Kumamoto Show

    Zenon Ishikawa Oshō, bassist of the “demon rock” band Seikima-II, revealed on the group’s official website that he is currently undergoing treatment for an illness, and it was announced he will not perform at the August 29 concert at Kumamoto Castle Hall. On 5ch, the thread lit up with jokes about his “100,000-and-something” age setting, fans hunting for the masked members’ real faces, and nostalgic reminiscing from the late-night radio generation.

    8/24 (Mon) 18:05

    The rock band Seikima-II updated its official website on the 24th, announcing that bassist Zenon Ishikawa Oshō has fallen ill and is currently receiving treatment, and that he will not appear at the Kumamoto Castle Hall concert on the 29th of this month.

    The band’s official site stated: “We have an important announcement for everyone. Seikima-II bassist Zenon Ishikawa Oshō has fallen ill and is currently undergoing treatment.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:02
    He's a demon, how does he even get sick? lol
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:34
    Re: #6
    Demon or not, once you're past 100,060 years old your body's bound to start acting up.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:02
    The Tour de France is the only time each year I confirm Luke's still alive!
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:03
    When a Seikima-II member eventually passes away, will the official account really put out something like 'He has returned to the Demon World!'?
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:06
    Re: #9
    Jaguar-san……
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:07
    If you image-search 'Zenon Ishikawa,' his bare face just pops right up.
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:09
    Re: #18
    They all show up like that lol
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:15
    Re: #18
    That's just his 'disguise for hiding among mortals' (a stock tokusatsu-hero line).
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:36
    Re: #18
    He did a bare-faced talk session with Sōru Tōru on YouTube — the content's actually pretty interesting too.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:07
    A demon who's also a Buddhist priest?
    I honestly don't know what you're talking about.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:12
    Re: #19
    The other titles — Kakka (Excellency), Denka (Highness), Chōkan (Director-General), Sanbō (Chief of Staff) — are based on each member's rank in the Demon World,
    but this guy's 'Oshō' (Priest) is just a nickname he got for his calm vibe.
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:10
    The doorknob-cover guy?
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:43
    Re: #24
    That's Luke Takamura lol
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:12
    Weren't they basically a KISS cover band?
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    Since it's just his disguise for hiding among mortals, that doesn't mean he's immortal……
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:14
    This demon's also 100,000-and-something years old, so that's rough.
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:17
    Isn't it weird that Zenon Ishikawa Oshō is 64 while Demon Kogure is 100,000?
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:19
    Make sure to peel a pear for anyone who visits him in the hospital.
    37AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    Lately the lineup's such a mix of old and new members that finding a stand-in is probably no problem.
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:20
    They call him 'Zenon' but then go and use his full name lol
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:21
    His disguise for hiding among mortals is just an old man, after all.
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:27
    I always thought Seikima-II was just Demon Kogure doing it solo.
    77AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:13
    Re: #42
    That's Hound Dog.
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:32
    Did you guys ever own their Famicom game? (´^ω^`)
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:39
    Re: #43
    I had it, so what?
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:35
    It's because his face is painted that he can't breathe through his skin.
    91AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:31
    Re: #47
    As long as it's not gold or silver paint, he's fine.
    48AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:35
    For some reason I always thought he was 'Dai-Oshō' (Grand Priest).
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:35
    Re: #12
    He's the kind of act that falls into that category, so yeah —
    Funassyi would probably get the same treatment if it ever 'died' too.
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:38
    Re: #1
    I'm from the generation that listened to Demon Kogure's late-night radio show, and it was genuinely fun back then.
    One of the good things about being a Shōwa-era kid.
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:39
    Re: #53
    Oh, that Director Nakayama thing?
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:53
    Well, I guess if you've lived 100,000 years, something's bound to wear out somewhere.
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    Re: #64
    Pretty pathetic for a demon to have farsightedness, back pain, and frozen shoulder.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    Re: #61
    The average lifespan for demons these days is around 100,076 years.
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:24
    Re: #68
    It's stretched to 100,081 now.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Seikima-II Bassist Zenon Ishikawa Oshō Announces He’s Undergoing Treatment for Illness — Will Skip Aug. 29 Kumamoto Show.”

  • Ise Suzuran-Guided Ise Tour Charges ¥33,000, and 5ch Isn’t Having It: ‘Showing People Free Attractions for 30K? That’s Basically a Shakedown’

    JR Tokai has opened registration for its “Ise Full-Enjoyment Monitor Tour” featuring Hello! Project idol Ise Suzuran as guide, and the ¥33,000 price tag sparked debate on 5ch’s Hello! Project thread.

    Opinions split over whether the fee is justified: the tour is meet-up-on-site, which all but requires arriving the night before, and it includes no two-shot photo session, no live show, and no handshake event. Some call it overpriced; others say that’s just normal for a meet-on-site tour.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:00
    2026.08.24 Event
    Notice: Registration Now Open for "JR Tokai's 'Come On Over to Ise' Campaign Presents: Ise Suzuran Guides You! Sacred Site Pilgrimage — Ise Full-Enjoyment Monitor Tour" (the campaign name plays on Ise-dialect phrasing that reads like "don't come" in standard Japanese but actually means "come here" — a pun the thread riffs on throughout)
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:01
    Tour Price

    Tour fee (per person): ¥33,000 (tax included)
         *No child discount — same price applies to children.
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:02
    Well now (Ise-dialect filler) — I'm not even an Ise-oshi, but maybe I'll apply anyway
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:04
    Don't come to Ise!
    Though if I weren't already going to be in Ise myself, I'd have wanted to join
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:07
    Re: #11
    Come on over, Ise (the dialect pun again — reads like "don't come" but means the opposite)
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:05
    Guess even this doesn't get a live performance segment
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:06
    Even the first train out of Tokyo won't get you there in time if you leave same-day, so I guess this assumes you already caught the Ise concert the night before
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:09
    It's called a "monitor" tour and it's still not free?? 🤣
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:10
    So "*Ise Suzuran will appear at select points!" means she's not with you the whole time?
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:11
    Thinking about it rationally, ¥30,000 with no two-shot and no event is steep
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:21
    Since it's meet-on-site, ¥5,000 would be the fair price for this
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:21
    I'll skip signing up and just blend in with the regular public to stake her out instead
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:23
    Th-that's pricey… I've never been on a bus tour so I don't know the going rate, but ¥30,000 for a same-day, meet-on-site trip?
    And on top of that, every single stop has free admission anyway
    30AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:24
    Feels like you'd just casually run into her wandering around Okage Yokocho anyway
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:25
    Re: #30
    Sounds good, come to Ise (same dialect pun)
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:25
    Futamiura, the Chokokan Museum, Ise Grand Shrine — I can get to all of those on my own
    33AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:26
    The meeting point's difficulty level is pretty rough lol
    Guess arriving the day before is basically mandatory then
    45AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:43
    Re: #33
    Everyone's already at the live show [the night before], obviously
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:28
    ¥20,000-ish would be the fair price, right?
    Not that I'll win the lottery for it anyway
    35AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:32
    People are still complaining about Juice=Juice's bus tour and here they come with an even more elitist one lol
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:33
    Getting shown around free attractions for ¥30,000? That's basically a shakedown
    38AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:34
    If it's this concept at this price, the least they could've done was a Nagoya Station meetup with a JR Tokai chartered train ride down to Ise
    47AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:44
    Wait, is there actually someone who didn't know there's a live show in Ise the night before?
    Guess that's from the Wolf board (a Hello! Project fan forum)
    49AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:45
    I'm not even an Ange-oshi or an Ise-oshi, but I should still be allowed to apply, right?
    53AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:47
    Re: #49
    Of course not
    50AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:45
    If I go, I won't get recruited into something weird, right? Is it safe?
    51AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:46
    Keep applying, everyone
    It just means more Ise-oshi who lose the lottery
    52AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:46
    It's gotta be two buses, right?
    At this price they'd better bring another member along
    so one of them's always on board
    54AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:47
    Rerapi's obviously wearing the bus guide uniform, right?
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:49
    Everyone's gonna want in on this
    Let's all apply
    58AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:51
    You can visit Futamiura and Ise Grand Shrine for free anyway
    60AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:52
    There's also a chance another member who said she wants to sightsee too might stick around and join in
    61AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:52
    Price-wise it's about half of a typical bus tour, so for a day trip it doesn't feel totally out of line
    But factoring in there's no two-shot, no live show, and no handshake event, it does feel pricey
    62AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:02
    They should be handing this kind of gig to their flagship group Juice=Juice instead
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:44
    Is Hana-chan coming?
    69AnonymousAug 24, 2026 18:48
    Re: #67
    Nope, not coming — Goto (playing off the tour's Ise-dialect catchphrase)

    *This article is an excerpt and summary compiled from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Notice: Registration Open for “JR Tokai’s ‘Come On Over to Ise’ Campaign Presents: Ise Suzuran Guides You! Sacred Site Pilgrimage — Ise Full-Enjoyment Monitor Tour”.”

  • Seiya: Seeing a Celebrity Chow Down on a Big Mac on the Bullet Train “Raised My Opinion of Them”

    Seiya of the comedy duo Shimofuri Myojo shared a story on the show “Ariyoshi Quiz” about spotting an elderly celebrity happily chomping down on a Big Mac on the bullet train, saying it raised his opinion of the star. On 5ch, the story sparked a mix of warm reactions (“even a rich person being down-to-earth is relatable”), a side debate about whether it’s okay to eat fast food on the Shinkansen, and a flurry of guesses about who the celebrity actually was.

    Seiya explains why seeing a certain celebrity on the bullet train “raised my opinion of them” — “Even someone with that much money…”

    Seiya (33), of the comedy duo Shimofuri Myojo, appeared on TV Asahi’s “Ariyoshi Quiz” (aired late night on the 23rd at 0:55). He talked about why seeing a certain celebrity on the bullet train boosted his opinion of them.

    This episode’s theme was “Aim for 100: Celebrity Sightings Around Town,” a segment where guests try to name a combined total of 100 celebrities they’ve spotted in their private lives.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:39
    Wasn't this guy supposed to not care about food?
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:41
    A Big Mac? That's what passes for rich-people flexing now? Kind of obnoxious.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:41
    McDonald's sells well worldwide because it's genuinely tasty, plain and simple.

    More reliably tasty than most ekiben (train bento) or local specialty snacks, honestly.
    Even if some ekiben stand had the ability to sell as many boxes at the same price as a Big Mac,
    I'd bet it'd flop because the food just isn't as good.
    36AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:59
    Re: #9
    Not biting.
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:43
    Your opinion of rich people goes up over THAT?
    Your idea of what makes someone classy is way too low.
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:44
    McDonald's smells about as strong as curry, though.
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45
    Why's McDonald's fine but pork buns aren't?
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45
    Nobody wants to watch some old man eat that messily anyway.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:45
    Don't you know both 551 Horai (the famous Osaka pork bun chain) and McDonald's are banned from being brought on board?
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:08
    Re: #16
    Show me exactly where it says that in the terms of carriage.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:47
    He's plenty rich himself — kind of catty of him to bring this up.
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:50
    His son Mikiya loves McDonald's too lol
    55AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:24
    Re: #22
    He rinsed off some super-spicy cup yakisoba with water off-camera, then flashed a smile like "Easy, no problem!" for the camera (´・ω・`)
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:51
    A thread full of poor souls who can't even afford a Big Mac
    24AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:52
    Dr. Takasu is all over the place when it comes to food — he'll turn high-end sushi into ochazuke (tea-soaked rice) and stuff.
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:53
    Checked Shimofuri-Tube for the first time in a while and it's just stopped updating. Did something happen?
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:54
    During Barcelona's title parade, Messi and Neymar slipped off the bus, ran into a McDonald's, bought a huge stack of burgers, and came back — the other players loved it.
    Even rich guys have pretty ordinary taste in food, same as the rest of us.
    31AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:57
    Re: #26
    Same with Bill Gates — dude's loaded and still eats McDonald's all the time.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:55
    Bet the smell was intense.
    Ate it in a car once and it was rough.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:56
    What you should actually be impressed by is that he can still put away a McDonald's meal at that age.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:56
    For Dr. Takasu, it's probably just "whatever I can eat fastest" — nothing more to it.
    32AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:58
    If you're hungry it tastes good, obviously.
    Being rich has nothing to do with it — junk food is just straightforwardly delicious.
    34AnonymousAug 24, 2026 19:58
    Enjoy it while it lasts — rich people ride in private compartments, they don't even bother with the Green Car.
    40AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:04
    Seiya's clearly baiting a debate about whether it's okay to eat McDonald's on the bullet train.
    41AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:05
    The guy's over 80, lol.
    THAT's what you should be impressed by.
    44AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:11
    The only thing at McDonald's worth ordering is the iced coffee.
    64AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:43
    Judging by Dr. Takasu's gross-food videos, I bet he squashed that Big Mac flat like a dorayaki and just wolfed it down.
    75AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:00
    Re: #64
    Heard that's not actually unusual in the US — something about prioritizing the bite/texture.
    68AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:54
    Matsumoto ("Matsuchan") loves Donbei instant noodles too.
    70AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:57
    Re: #68
    Heard Masaaki Aoyama loved Donbei so much he ate it right before he died.
    85AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:18
    Re: #70
    What about Gosho Aoyama (the Detective Conan creator)?
    93AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:28
    The old "Bill Gates waiting in line at McDonald's" story, right on schedule.
    94AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:34
    Re: #93
    Holding a discount coupon, no less.
    And when it's finally his turn, they refuse to let him use it (because he's a billionaire), and he sadly tucks it back into his wallet.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Seiya: “My opinion of them went up” after spotting a celebrity on the bullet train — “It made me kind of happy. Even someone with that much money…”

  • Switch 2’s “Lies of P” Gets Three Display Modes: Quality, Balanced, and Performance

    It has come to light that the Switch 2 version of “Lies of P” will feature three display modes: Quality, Balanced, and Performance. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board, discussion continued around comparisons with PS5 performance and console pricing.

    1AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:32
    They're really putting in the work on optimization
    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:32



    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:34
    Re: #2
    Honestly, Switch 2 is good enough at this point
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:34
    Damn
    Seriously, who even needs that piece of junk called PS5
    46AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:01
    Re: #7
    For real? Looking forward to the sales numbers then
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:35
    It costs more than a PS5, so they'd better deliver at least that much
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:36
    Re: #10
    What was that about the trash console pulling a scam by selling the disc drive separately to make itself look cheap?
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:36
    Re: #10
    If you add a disc drive and a monitor to a PS5 it's over ¥100,000
    Throw in a PS Portal too and it's like ¥130,000?
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:37
    I decided to buy it since it's on a game card
    Never played the original though
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:39
    Re: #16
    Wait, isn't this just a "key card" (a download-voucher cartridge, not the full game data)?
    They're really putting effort in
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    Re: #10
    Don't trash-talk the PS5 Pro — it costs over ¥100,000 and still barely hits 60fps
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:43
    Re: #20
    At that rate they'll probably just skip a Switch 2 version entirely
    43AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:51
    Re: #22
    Feel like people were saying the same thing last year
    But in reality more and more ports keep coming out
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 01:07
    Re: #22
    That's what they say, and yet they keep coming out anyway
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:41
    So even at Switch 2 quality-mode settings, it still can't match PS5 performance-mode graphics?
    25AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:43
    Re: #21
    Huh?
    Weren't games that can't hit 60fps supposed to be "defective"?
    Then you'd better compare PS5's graphics at 60fps too, lol
    42AnonymousAug 24, 2026 22:49
    Re: #20
    Over 99% of PS5 games run at 60fps or higher
    Out of 7,000 titles, only about 10 run at 30fps
    56AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:21
    Re: #42
    Even on the poorly-selling Pro it's mostly variable framerate
    There's hardly any locked 60fps
    57AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:21
    Re: #42
    Even on the poorly-selling Pro it's mostly variable framerate
    There's hardly any locked 60fps
    66AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:52
    This has basically become accepted as fact around here
    There's always a certain number of people like that online, so I'm used to it
    67AnonymousAug 24, 2026 23:54
    Re: #66
    Do you feel like you've won just by replying after some time passed?
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:39
    PS5, which developers have squeezed hard for years, and Switch 2, which has only been out a year, aren't that far apart

    Once devs get more used to Switch 2, PS5's really going to be in trouble
    83AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:45
    Re: #80
    The moment it's a cross-gen port, it's not using one bit of the PS5's real power
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:47
    Re: #83
    Stellar Blade was originally a PS5 exclusive

    It was only ported to other platforms later, and development was optimized for PS5
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 00:51
    Re: #84
    It was originally in development as a PS4/Xbox One title though, wasn't it
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:04
    Switch 2 versions

    NBA 2K27 ⇒ 60fps

    Madden NFL 27 ⇒ 60fps

    Metaphor (Metaphor: ReFantazio) ⇒ 60fps
    100AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:19
    Re: #96
    No way Metaphor hits that
    It was already choppy in the trailer
    And even P3R (Persona 3 Reload) runs at 30fps

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch Hardware/Industry (Geha) board thread “[Great News] Switch 2 Version of “Lies of P” Appears to Have Three Modes: Quality, Balanced, and Performance.”