Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Slim Maeda’s Sauna Post Sparks Controversy — 5ch: ‘He’s Literally the Annoying Guy He’s Complaining About’

    On the 23rd, Ken Maeda of the comedy duo Slim Club posted on X about an experience at a sauna where a female staff member in her 30s came in to swap out the equipment, sarcastically remarking, “Because this world just loves gender equality.” The following day, the 24th, he doubled down with more sarcasm aimed at “people who can’t understand the intent behind my words,” writing that he was “worried about Japan.”

    On 5ch, reactions were split over how to read the true intent of the post, and the discussion also grew into a debate over how staff should be assigned by gender for cleaning and attendant duties at saunas and bathhouses, if gender equality is the standard being invoked.

    Slim Club’s Maeda fires scathing sarcasm at “people who can’t grasp the true meaning behind my X post” — “I’m worried about Japan”

    Ken Maeda (50) of the comedy duo Slim Club updated his X account on the night of the 24th. Regarding his recent post, he wrote that he was “worried about Japan” when it came to “people who can’t understand the meaning behind my words.”

    In his post on the 23rd, Maeda wrote: “So I’m in the sauna — totally naked, of course — and a female staff member in her 30s comes in to swap out the towels laid on the sauna seats. If there’s a job doing the reverse, I’d love to apply. Since this world just loves gender equality, that means it’s fine for a man to go into the women’s sauna too, right? So exciting.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:09
    Why the hell do I have to go digging for your "true intent"?
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:12
    Re: #14
    Oh dear, that sounds rough.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:17
    Re: #14
    Right? People just want to twist things any way they like so they've got an excuse to bash him.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:09
    It's rare to find a comedian who's this consistently unfunny.
    110AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:37
    Re: #15
    He's just farming X "impressions" (view-based ad payouts) off the outrage.
    54AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:20
    Your daughter sure is skilled at the piano, isn't she? (a classic 5ch non-sequitur troll catchphrase)
    56AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:21
    Re: #54
    Spirited and splendid indeed! (keeping the old comedy-routine catchphrase bit going)
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:22
    Makes an annoying post,
    gets tangled up with an annoying guy,
    fires back with an annoying reply — he's basically the annoying guy himself.
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:25
    Re: #61
    It's like a guy tossing out bait, getting bitten by piranhas, and then screaming "it's just bait!" lol
    89AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:32
    Re: #61
    Makes an annoying post,
    gets tangled up with an annoying guy,
    fires back with an annoying reply, and becomes the annoying guy himself — all to cash in.

    This guy's an "impression-begging" comedian doing it on purpose (farming X engagement payouts), same breed as Onigoe Tomahawk (another controversy-baiting comedy duo).
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:25
    Back when I worked at a factory, one old guy cleaned both the men's and women's restrooms, and the women complained about not liking that cleaning guy — yet nobody bats an eye when an older woman goes into the men's room. Feels off.
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:35
    Re: #68
    Maybe factor in this reality first —

    > In Japan, over 95% of people arrested for sex crimes (non-consensual intercourse, non-consensual indecent acts, etc.) are male — men overwhelmingly make up the offenders.
    74AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:28
    This guy's takes are as boring as Tatekawa Shiraku's (a rakugo performer/TV commentator known for tone-deaf opinions).
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:28
    Re: #74
    Yeah, for a comedian he never actually says anything funny.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:28
    People have lost the ability to read between the lines or pick up on subtext, so expecting that from them is pointless.
    Also, nobody gives a charitable read to someone with low likability to begin with.
    If it's going to cause misunderstandings, just spell everything out straight.
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:30
    Re: #75
    Honestly, "read the room" or "pick up on it" is a uniquely Japanese, Galápagos-style thing anyway. Are Japanese people supposed to be psychic? If anything, if you don't put it into words, the real meaning never gets across.
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:31
    What does this guy actually want to be? Does he hate being a comedian?
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:32
    Re: #84
    Maeda: "I'm gonna be the King of Flame Wars!" (riffing on the famous One Piece line "I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!")
    88AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:31
    This slot's full. Somebody's gotta get knocked out first to open one up.
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:36
    Re: #88
    lol
    Kinda want to round them all up in one place and let them fight it out. Wonder who'd survive.
    109AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:37
    Re: #103
    Men's rooms should be cleaned by men. That's really all there is to it, no?
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:40
    Re: #109
    Depending on the size of the facility, one cleaner is enough to cover the whole place. In that case, it's simply more practical to have a woman who doesn't draw complaints going in and out of the men's room.
    141AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:46
    Re: #120
    Even so, isn't the point that they should hire one man and one woman? Even guys find a situation like this uncomfortable.
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:38
    No, seriously, you shouldn't be sending a female staffer in her 30s into a room full of naked men. Did this actually happen?
    116AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:39
    Re: #114
    At the local spa I used to go to, a woman — not exactly young either — used to come in to check the bath water temperature.
    145AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:46
    Writing something that can be read either way, both sides of the coin, and then dumping the blame on how people chose to read it — that's embarrassing. You can claim whatever "true meaning" you want after the fact.
    159AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:50
    Re: #145
    He's saying he's "worried about Japan" precisely because more people seem to feel it "can be read either way." I personally didn't think it could be read two ways at all.
    160AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:50
    Come to think of it, threads about this guy keep popping up lately — who keeps starting them? We don't need threads about him or Kurosawa either.
    164AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:50
    Re: #160
    Yeah, this thread-starter shows up a lot (a regular known for spamming threads on certain topics).

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Slim Club’s Maeda fires scathing sarcasm at “people who can’t grasp the true meaning behind my X post” — “I’m worried about Japan”.”

  • Houshou Marine’s New Song Hits 1.6 Million Views — 5ch: “She’s Paying Out of Pocket, Right?”

    Hololive’s Houshou Marine released a new song, and it topped 1.6 million views in a short span of time. On 5ch’s Nanimo Jikkyo G board (a general live-commentary board), users reacted with surprise to reports that she funds the entire production herself, while others were skeptical about whether the song is truly popular.

    Already at 1.6 million views!

    Source: m.youtube.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:22
    Pretty sure she's paying for it out of pocket.
    She's really putting in the work.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:31
    Re: #3
    Doesn't Hololive management not cover the cost of the music videos?
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:22
    This girl always gets stuck singing crappy songs, kinda feel bad for her.
    Then again, when you think about a middle-aged woman (obachan) being made to play this character, that's already sad enough on its own.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:27
    Re: #4
    Even calling her an "auntie," she's still probably 10+ years younger than the average age on this board (nanG).
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:29
    Re: #17
    Is this board seriously nothing but old guys…?
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:30
    Re: #17
    She's just playing an "old hag" character — there are plenty of real old hags posting right here.
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:23
    If I didn't even know this song existed until this thread, I wouldn't call it "popular."
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:25
    Re: #7
    Look who's talking, old man.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:25
    Well, who knows really.
    Right now it seems like it's mostly Marine's own fans listening to it.
    If it hits like 10 million views, then it's the real deal.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:27
    Re: #10
    Even accounting for her loyal fanbase, 1.6 million views in such a short time is still pretty impressive.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:25
    The AI-generated Yajuu Senpai (a famous internet meme figure) song got 2.31 million views.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:26
    Re: #14
    Yajuu Senpai really is something else, huh.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:26
    Re: #14
    Is this a rivalry between two "females"? (a running joke referring to Yajuu Senpai as female)
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:28
    She always gets an MMD (MikuMikuDance, a 3D animation tool) music video made for her songs, but it's kind of sad that only lower-tier, less popular MMD creators ever make them for her.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:29
    It's a song deliberately toeing the line of "oof, that's rough."
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:33
    Re: #22
    Well, she clearly knows there's demand for that sort of thing.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:31
    Re: #24
    Who's the top girl in Hololive?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:32
    Re: #27
    The one with animal ears.
    The elf one.

    You get the rest, right?
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:32
    Re: #29
    Hanabatake Chaika?
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:34
    Re: #29
    There's like two of them with pointy ears 😡
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:32
    Re: #21
    The Matsuzaka generation or the "Handkerchief Prince" generation is the mainstream (age groups named after famous baseball stars Daisuke Matsuzaka and Yuki Saito, popular in the mid-2000s).
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:37
    Re: #33
    No, the mainstream is the KK-combo generation (Kiyohara & Kuwata, the legendary PL Gakuen baseball duo from the 1980s).
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:40
    So how old is she actually?
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:40
    Re: #50
    Around 23.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:42
    Re: #50
    She herself has said 31.
    59AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:42
    Re: #50
    Based on calculations after her identity leaked, she's estimated to be 32–34.
    62AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:45
    Re: #4
    "Gets stuck singing" lol
    She pays for the lyrics, the music, and the MV all herself, commissions everything herself, and produces it all herself.
    85AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:53
    Re: #62
    Huh, I'm not really a fan so I didn't know that, but you sure know a lot.
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:48
    Theory: Pekora is actually the older one.
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:48
    Re: #71
    T-then how old is Pekora's "mommy"…?
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:49
    Re: #73
    We can't go any further than that.
    82AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:51
    Re: #73
    Considering Pekora has two much older brothers, her mom being over 60 is basically confirmed.
    75AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:49
    Re: #72
    She did streaming on Niconico too?
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:51
    Re: #75
    She started back in high school, and kept streaming on the side all through her years as an office worker and as a manga artist.
    86AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:53
    Re: #80
    Wait, that's the first I'm hearing she was ever a manga artist.
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:54
    Re: #86
    She's made games too, you know.
    103AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:02
    Re: #86
    Apparently she had a serialized manga in Kirara (a magazine known for cute-girl slice-of-life series), but it ended quickly.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanimo Jikkyo G) thread “Captain Marine’s New Song Is Actually Blowing Up ❤.”

  • 57-Year-Old Masaharu Fukuyama Reveals Ripped Physique, Fans Stunned: “Too Much Stimulation”

    Singer and actor Masaharu Fukuyama (57) shared a ripped, muscular photo of himself in an X post announcing the end of his nationwide tour. On 5ch, comments ranged from awed (“what a physique,” “like the Statue of David”) to divided opinions on how a 57-year-old should approach beauty and body maintenance.

    57-Year-Old Masaharu Fukuyama’s Ripped, Muscular Body Stuns Fans: “Too Much Stimulation,” “Are We Allowed to See This for Free?,” “Like the Statue of David”

    Singer and actor Masaharu Fukuyama (57) announced the end of his nationwide tour on his own X account on the 24th. Fans are buzzing over the candid off-shot he posted.

    Fukuyama wrote that he had safely wrapped up the tour, saying: “Counting from ‘Ryū ga Kuru’ (‘The Dragon Is Coming’), it’s been nine months on and off. I finished the nationwide tour while feeling the turn of Japan’s 72 micro-seasons. Total attendance: 450,000!! I’m amazed. Thank you all so much.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:23
    He's a hard worker
    Selling dreams for a living is tough
    I'll even let the hair thing slide
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:25
    He's the type who piles on weight the second he lets his guard down, yet he's really keeping it together
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:25
    Wig, hair transplant, meds, whatever—he did it before he went bald, so he wins
    Guys like Inaba, Kusanagi, and Ichiro started fighting it after their hair loss had already progressed, so it's obvious lol
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:26
    "Pretty cool, aren't I? Heh heh."
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:26
    The way his veins are popping out looks like something you'd see in someone with a medical condition
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:27
    I want to see Fukuyama in an action movie
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:30
    Didn't he say something like "please hand out harsh punishment to fans who break into my house"?
    73AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:56
    Re: #21
    Of course he did
    A society that goes easy on criminals who commit trespassing is way scarier
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:36
    The second I started lifting, everyone around me started too
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:36
    His own account is the one writing "total attendance: X hundred thousand," but
    if some outside party objectively reported the turnout, fine,
    but is that something he himself should be saying about the fans who came to see him?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:37
    After that tabloid scandal story broke
    his media appearances really did seem to drop off
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:38
    He's not an idol, so at this point just let people say Kazue Fukiishi is his wife like it's normal
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:38
    He did an impression of "Chii-nii-chan" (a bit/character nickname popular on Japanese TV/radio) on the radio and I lost it
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:38
    I wanted to write "lol so lame"
    but wow, this is actually impressive
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:39
    Didn't realize he was this ripped
    kind of surprising
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:39
    Nah, bodybuilders over 70 are way more shredded than this
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:45
    The one thing that impresses me is the stamina to run from one end of the venue to the other while singing, at his age
    that's about it though
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:46
    Re: #60
    Eikichi Yazawa being 76 is just mind-blowing
    That guy really is a living legend
    I'm not into the biker/rockabilly scene and I'm not even a fan, but he makes me want to see him live at least once
    63AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:48
    Re: #61
    He quits drinking three months before every tour and just jogs nonstop
    Eichan's amazing
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:50
    Re: #63
    I only ever saw him on some year-end music TV special or whatever
    but even I, who barely know Eichan, got hyped
    76AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:58
    Same with guys like Gackt, but middle-aged men struggling this hard against their age don't look cool to me
    they'd actually look better just looking their age
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:02
    Re: #76
    It's fine for celebrities though, isn't it
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:01
    It's fine for middle-aged guys to throw themselves into lifting, but I wish they wouldn't get the wrong idea
    and assume women are into muscles too
    84AnonymousAug 25, 2026 10:03
    Re: #78
    Probably if they don't, they end up going androgynous
    Just like middle-aged women start turning into "ossan" (stereotypical middle-aged-man type) until you can't tell which is which, men start turning into "obasan" (stereotypical middle-aged-woman type) until you can't tell which is which either

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] 57-Year-Old Masaharu Fukuyama Reveals Ripped, Muscular Body: Fans Stunned, “Too Much Stimulation,” “Are We Allowed to See This for Free?,” “What a Physique”.”

  • GACKT’s Untouched Peach Gift Mystery: A Note Written the Wrong Way

    GACKT, who stars in the Getsuku (Monday 9pm) drama “Black Trick,” shared on X an episode from the set where a gift of peaches went completely untouched by the cast and crew.

    On the forum thread, users floated a range of theories: peaches spoil quickly, everyone may have held back out of deference until lead actor GACKT ate first, or the way the on-set note was worded might have caused a misunderstanding.

    GACKT: “A gift from Fumi Nikaido” that nobody ate… “Wait, seriously?” The shocking reason comes out — “Japanese really is a tricky language”

    Singer GACKT (53) posted on X on the 24th, revealing the “peach incident” that occurred on the set of his first leading role, the Fuji TV Getsuku drama “Black Trick.”

    GACKT titled the post “[The gift nobody touched]” and described what happened on set.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    If it had been sent under some other name, people probably would've eaten it. I get hesitating over food from someone who's hyped up for reasons you don't quite understand.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    Why would you even bring peaches as a gift when they go bad so fast?
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    It's probably fine to eat nine times out of ten, but nobody wants to risk being the one time it isn't.
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:15
    If they were cut up and just left sitting out, they'd discolor and kill anyone's appetite.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:15
    I thought he avoided carbs entirely, but I guess peaches are fair game?
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:20
    Re: #11
    You'd die if you cut out sugar completely.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:21
    Re: #11
    GACKT's all talk anyway.
    80AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:17
    Re: #11
    GACKT's line is "Fruit isn't glucose, it's fructose. So it's safe-safe."
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:16
    You really didn't need to reveal that nobody touched it.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:17
    "Kokode hakimono wo nuide kudasai" (a classic Japanese ambiguous-sentence joke: written without spaces, it can mean either "please remove your footwear here" or "please remove your kimono here")
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:17
    If it was left whole, someone had to cut it; if it was already cut, it discolors — either way it's a losing proposition.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:19
    Is GACKT's staff made up of, like, Good Looking Guys or something?
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:19
    I could see people thinking they should wait until GACKT eats first, at least.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:31
    Re: #17
    This, exactly.
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:43
    Re: #17
    Yeah, this. People naturally hold back until the lead actor eats first.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:23
    Biting straight into a whole peach takes some know-how — you can't just wing it.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    If the peach had been sliced, I'd have grabbed a piece.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:28
    I'd love to ask whoever wrote that note what they meant by "gather at ten minutes before 8" (another classic Japanese time-notation ambiguity: it can be read as "7:50" or as "just before 8:10")
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:29
    Reminds me of those old college entrance exam history questions where the wording was so bad that two different answer choices both ended up counting as correct.
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:29
    Could this be some kind of gathering for "Fly Me to the Saitama 3"?
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:29
    You have to peel a peach before you can eat it, so isn't it kind of unsuited as a gift? Ironic, since it's from Fumi (a pun: "fu-muki" / not suited, echoing her name "Fumi").
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:31
    Re: #1
    It's not that Japanese is hard — it's that you should use it correctly. lol
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:31
    I bought a half-price peach at the supermarket once and half of it was already rotten.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:33
    You can actually eat a peach skin and all, you know. If the fuzz bothers you, just wash it well first.
    68AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:02
    Was it left whole with the skin still on? If you bite into that, your hands and mouth end up all sticky — no wonder nobody touched it.
    71AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:09
    Re: #68
    If it's a gift, just eat it and be grateful.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] GACKT: “A gift from Fumi Nikaido” that nobody ate… “Wait, seriously?” The shocking reason comes out — “Japanese really is a tricky language”.”

  • Terranigma Returns in 2027 — Beloved SNES Action RPG Coming to Modern Consoles

    Terranigma, the action RPG released for the Super Famicom in 1995, has been confirmed for a multi-platform release in 2027, announced during “Pixel Arcadia – The Future of Retro.” The game is known for its development by Chunsoft and a soundtrack by Yoko Kanno, but on the thread, viewers of the trailer pointed out that it “looks like a straight port of the SFC version,” while others offered a more cynical take — “this one’s probably going to flop too” — citing how recent retro remakes have consistently struggled.

    Famitsu.com — 2026.08.25 03:13

    A retro-game-focused showcase event, “Pixel Arcadia – The Future of Retro,” streamed starting at 3:00 AM on Tuesday, August 25, 2026. During the broadcast, it was announced that Terranigma will be released in 2027.

    Supported platforms are Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, PlayStation 4, Xbox Series X|S, and PC (Steam, GOG).

    Source: famitsu.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:39
    This makes me happy, but I'm a little worried it'll turn into something weird.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:39
    So Square Enix's remake cash-grab strategy has reached this far, huh.
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    Re: #6
    Nah, Square Enix isn't the one remaking this one.
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:42
    Coincidently this turned out to be Square Enix?? lol And here I didn't even read post 1 lol
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:48
    Re: #7
    Chunsoft is the developer.
    22AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:03
    Re: #7
    "Coincidentally" (奇しくも, kushikumo)

    "Kushikumo" means "coincidentally" or "curiously enough."
    It's used when an unusual coincidence piles up, or when it feels like something inexplicable is at work.
    It's not pronounced "kishikumo" — it's "kushikumo."

    Reading and meaning:
    Reading: kushikumo
    Meaning: curiously, coincidentally, mysteriously
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:43
    People always used to joke around that it gave them naughty (ecchi) ideas.
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:43
    Slapstick's always the odd one out. (a weapon from the game)
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:44
    What kind of remake is this even?
    I'd be happy if it's full 3D,
    but it'd be a shame if it ends up like that HD-2D action RPG from a while back.
    21AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:03
    Re: #11
    Going by the trailer, it looks like a straight port of the SFC version.
    12AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:46
    Paid 11,800 yen for it, but it was so boring I just rushed through and sold it off — by then the price had already crashed, so I only got 3,200 yen back.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:50
    Remake 46-okunen Monogatari too. (a.k.a. E.V.O.: Search for Eden)
    79AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:26
    Re: #15
    Yeah, I'd love a remake of the PC-98 version.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:53
    Not really an action RPG fan.
    I want something more like Dragon Quest XI.
    19AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:02
    If it's just a remaster, at least sell it as a trilogy set.
    20AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:03
    Given the developer, it's probably just a remaster with a bit of extra polish.
    24AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:06
    Glad it's not Xeen developing this.
    Get them working on a Romancing SaGa 3 remake already.
    They can throw the entire FF7 remake budget at it for all I care.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    Re: #24
    Romancing SaGa 2 got that much acclaim, so hurry up with 3.
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:27
    Re: #24,35
    3's world is grittier and more realistic than 2's, so it doesn't really fit the cute, colorful direction they went with for 2.
    25AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    What about Gaia Genesis? (known overseas as Illusion of Gaia)
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:18
    Re: #25
    Man, that's nostalgic~ I used to play that.
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    Not Kamui Fujiwara's artwork, huh.
    I've been waiting for this forever so I'm happy, but I just pray it doesn't turn out weird.
    None of the original Quintet staff are probably even around anymore, so it'll likely be redesigned by people who have nothing to do with the original.
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:09
    Goemon sold well because you got 12 (13) games for the price, but that won't work here.
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    Re: #28
    Plenty of recent indie games are doing this kind of thing too, so there's clearly demand.
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:10
    Wait, what?! They're releasing it on Switch 2 too??
    On low-spec hardware??!
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    A surface world and an underworld.
    Getting a second shot at life.
    Seems like it's all just this lately.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    I feel like the story was good, but the game itself was garbage.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:15
    It was basically a trashy knockoff of the Seiken Densetsu series (the Mana series), and they're remaking it?
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:16
    The art gives off serious "we probably shouldn't have done this" vibes.
    42AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:18
    Heard Kamui Fujiwara restarted the DQ7 manga, but nobody's talking about it at all.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:19
    Not even prettier graphics, not even widescreen —
    don't tell me it's really just a straight port.
    44AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:22
    Just release it as-is already, quit messing around with unnecessary remasters 😡
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:24
    Yoko Kanno did the soundtrack and it's going for crazy prices on the resale market —
    that's the one thing I could never get my hands on.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:27
    Let us switch the BGM back to the original tracks.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:31
    Bloody Mary was one of the toughest bosses in any action RPG, easily top three.
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:32
    Sunshine Ikezaki's playing through the old one right now. (comedian/YouTuber known for retro game streams)
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:35
    Put out more collection-style releases like Goemon —
    Oni and stuff too.
    58AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:41
    Live A Live didn't make waves either — it's all just nostalgia goggles.
    Terranigma, Illusion of Gaia, Rudra no Hihou, Bahamut Lagoon —
    they're all gonna flop, guaranteed, same as when old anime get remade and flop too.
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:45
    Re: #58
    Calling 500,000 copies sold "no impact" is a bit harsh.
    67AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:57
    Re: #58
    Live A Live is basically the ultimate example of an HD-2D remake done right.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Terranigma Is Back! Releasing in 2027 — The 1995 SFC Action RPG Revived for the Reiwa Era“.

  • Tokyo Police Short 3,000 Officers as Recruiting Woes Start to Hit Public Safety

    The Metropolitan Police Department is short 3,060 officers against its authorized staff of 43,619, leaving it at a fill rate of just 93.0% as of April — dead last nationwide. The effects on public safety are already showing, including slower response times to 110 emergency calls. On 5ch, users voiced sympathy for officers on the ground (“brutal hours for lousy pay,” “don’t dump bear-response duty on them too”) alongside debate over pay and working conditions.

    Published 7:01 AM, Tue 8/25

    Mainichi Shimbun

    The Metropolitan Police Department, responsible for criminal investigations and security in the capital, Tokyo, is short 3,060 officers this fiscal year against an authorized staff of 43,619. Its fill rate stood at 93.0% as of April, far below the national average of 97.1% and the lowest in the country. Citing a wish “not to alarm Tokyo residents” (in the words of one official), the department has declined to release further details, but effects on public safety are already emerging, including longer response times to 110 emergency calls.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:11
    Genuine question for anyone who really knows this stuff —
    with the labor shortage, is business drying up for small and mid-size regional sash (window frame) manufacturers? Are they going under?
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:15
    Re: #4

    http://hissi.org/read.php/newsplus/20260825/SXR5QUV4dmIw.html
    Mr. Sash Nut is losing it — still copy-pasting even though nobody's engaging with him.
    Gotta keep grinding, gotta keep grinding.
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    Unless you're a total idiot, nobody's lining up to become a rank-and-file civil servant (blue-collar public sector job) these days.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    It's easy work — just hide the patrol car behind something and watch for stop-sign violations.
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    Kids from wannabe 'college-prep' high schools should skip university and go straight into places like this instead.
    Civil service jobs and big companies will grant you leave if you say you're headed to college, so you can always go to university later.
    10AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    Re: #8
    Don't be ridiculous — go be a security guard instead.
    180AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:52
    Re: #8
    I'm going to college, then becoming a civil servant.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:15
    Even the 'Tokyo Prefectural Police' (a jab — Tokyo's force is technically the Metropolitan Police Department, not a 'prefectural' one) are in this sorry state.
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:15
    Guess they'll bring in foreign technical trainees next?
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    Re: #14
    They'd need to build a real-life Police Academy first.
    23AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:16
    Well, Japan's own population is shrinking.
    (For reference, the foreign population is growing.)

    Japan's population falls below 120 million for the first time in 42 years — down 910,000 to 119.73 million, while the foreign population rose by 350,000
    https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/politics/20260729-GYT1T00324/

    Japan's population falls below 120 million for the first time in 42 years — down 910,000 to 119.73 million, while the foreign population rose by 350,000 ★2 [Gure★]
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1785323985/
    117AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:37
    Re: #23
    Uh, Tokyo's population is actually growing though.
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:24
    It's a job where there's no room to skim money off the top (unlike some cushier gigs).
    66AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:27
    Re: #52
    Would be great to have police who specialize in busting that kind of skimming. How about a tax-free 2% reward for it?
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    Let's form a neighborhood watch militia.
    That's the only option left.
    113AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:37
    They've lowered hiring standards so much lately it's kicked off a storm of scandals, and there's still a staff shortage.
    Everyone knows the old saying — working for a master is a wretched thing — being a public servant just isn't worth it.
    Some idiots keep spouting nonsense about civil servants getting special treatment, but if you really think that, go try it yourself.

    Re: #60
    And there it is — more crackdowns. Quit piling more work onto the police, idiot.
    78AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:30
    After watching something like Kyōjō (a grueling drama about Japan's police academy), nobody's going to want to become a cop.
    106AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:36
    Re: #78
    Yeah, it's basically wall-to-wall criminals in that show — they really laid it on thick.
    87AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:32
    Police work is brutal — it's the worst draw among civil service jobs.
    If you want to live off tax money, pick any civil service job except the police.
    100AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:34
    Re: #87
    Apparently firefighting is more popular as a career choice than police work.

    Well, firefighters are basically on standby until a call comes in,
    whereas police have to deal with citizens and criminals around the clock, day and night.

    Also, firefighters aren't particularly disliked by the public,
    but a lot of people resent police officers — grudges from traffic stops and being questioned on the street, that kind of thing. It's a thankless role.
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:32
    Police work really is brutal, apparently.
    Hearing people who quit talk about it, I figured even good pay wouldn't make it worth it.
    94AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:33
    Re: #90
    The pay only looks high because of all the overtime and holiday shifts.
    105AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:35
    It's an important job, but that image of it being brutal really sticks…
    122AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:39
    Re: #105
    It really is brutal.
    And on top of that, places like the police, fire department, and Self-Defense Forces
    have brutal workplace relationships/hierarchy.
    111AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:37
    They're totally planning to start recruiting immigrants for this, aren't they.
    114AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:37
    They should just handle speeding checks with cameras already.
    193AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:54
    Re: #114
    Just build it into the car from the start and auto-charge your credit card every time you commit a violation.
    Ordinary people drive way too casually just to prop up the auto industry.
    Nobody needs a 4-seater car just to commute solo.
    137AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:43
    That's a problem — more officers are going to get pulled away for bear-response duty going forward.
    At this rate they can't protect Tokyo residents.
    Maybe instead of a military draft we need a 'police draft.'
    No matter how much you throw at it, you'll never have enough hands against those bear claws if you don't get the numbers up.
    181AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:52
    Re: #137
    How many bears do you even think there are?
    174AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:50
    'We're short on officers, so let's bring in foreigners' — is that where this is headed?
    Something about that feels off.
    176AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:51
    Re: #1
    Guess we'll have to outsource it to the private sector.
    186AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:53
    Re: #176
    Tobu Construction site flagman here: 'You catch that?' (likely a nod to a known story about grueling private-sector security/flagman jobs)
    183AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:52
    When I went to the license center to take the direct practical exam (skipping driving school),
    there was a recruitment poster in the waiting room for MPD officers, hired as skills-test examiners.
    Made me think passing the exam as a test-taker is harder than being the examiner.
    That day, 8 people took it and only 1 passed….
    204AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:57
    Re: #183
    Of course the direct exam is harder.
    Back in the day, the only way to get the displacement limit removed from your motorcycle license was the direct exam at the test center.
    I went and took it myself twice, failed both times, and gave up.
    I think the old-style direct exams were even harder than today's.
    There was even a serialized feature in the famously thick magazine Monthly Motorcycle called 'The Road to Removing the Limit' — such a relentless slog of hardship that it read like it was written just to make you give up on the exam (lol).
    192AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:54
    I could become a cop if you'll have me?
    I've got my 'techo' (could mean a license — or, as a joke, a disability/mental-health certificate, implying he's unqualified).
    206AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:58
    Re: #192
    A bedridden detective, huh?

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Tokyo Police Short ‘3,000’ Officers — Recruiting Troubles May Be Hitting Public Safety”.

  • “Extraordinary Attorney Woo” Gets a Japanese Remake, Starring Mana Ashida — 5ch: “Could Be Her Best Performance Yet”

    Netflix’s Korean drama ‘Extraordinary Attorney Woo’ is getting a Japanese remake, with Fuji TV/Kansai TV announcing it will premiere in the “Getsu 10” (Monday 10pm) slot on October 19. The protagonist’s name in the remake is “Minami Minamida,” played by Mana Ashida.

    On the thread, alongside expectations for Ashida’s performance, reactions were mixed — comments touched on the budget and quality gap compared to the Korean original, plus questions about the reasoning behind the remake.

    Korean drama ‘Extraordinary Attorney Woo’ gets a Japanese remake — ‘Attorney Minami Minamida Is a Genius’ stars Mana Ashida [Japanese version story/staff details]

    It was announced on the 25th that Netflix’s Korean drama ‘Extraordinary Attorney Woo’ will be remade in Japan as the Kansai TV/Fuji TV Getsu 10 drama ‘Attorney Minami Minamida Is a Genius’ (starting October 19, airing Mondays at 10:00 PM).

    Mana Ashida stars as the lead, whose character name is “Minami Minamida,” and the first key visual has been released.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:21
    What an awful title.
    Worse than Roppongi Class.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:21
    Sounds kind of like The Good Doctor?
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:22
    This is gonna be a garbage revival.
    The fact that it's Fuji TV is the biggest problem lol
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    Japanese TV remakes Korean dramas but can never bring the quality up to the same level.
    145AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:58
    Re: #14
    Well yeah, that's just how it goes.
    Japanese dramas only run about 10 episodes,
    while Korean and American dramas run much longer, so they can flesh out the story properly and you actually grow attached to the characters.
    And compared to Korean and American dramas, Japanese dramas just don't have the budget, so they end up looking cheap.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    Sounds like it could be Mana Ashida's best performance yet.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    Just hope this doesn't leave a scar on Ashida's career.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:27
    >Graduated top of her class from Tokyo University's law department and passed the bar exam with the highest score. But when it came to job hunting, she ran into the wall of social prejudice against autism spectrum disorder, and despite her brilliant résumé,
    >no law firm would hire her

    Is this setup even realistic?
    I could buy "got hired but it didn't work out," but
    getting turned away outright means something's visibly off from the start, right?
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:31
    Re: #27
    I know someone who got into Todai's Type I humanities track (dropped out without graduating) who couldn't even hold down a fast food job, so honestly it's pretty realistic lol
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:32
    Re: #27
    If autism were really that severe an issue, I'd think she'd trip up already during her legal apprenticeship (shiho-shuushuu).
    For example, Attorney (now lawmaker) Kitamura had to repeat a year of his apprenticeship lol
    28AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:28
    Guarantee the picture quality with proper high-end cinema cameras like Korean dramas do.
    It's probably just another same-old Japanese drama that hasn't changed in 20 years, right?
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:29
    Every network's Korean-original remakes get low ratings, yet they keep making them.
    Even on Netflix and Prime, Korean-linked domestic dramas are unpopular.
    Gas Man (Korean director/screenwriter) and Hanzaisha (rewrote the original to swap the Japanese character for a Korean one) both flopped hard too.
    130AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:55
    Re: #30
    The Netflix series 'Gas Man' is actually based on Toho's 1960 tokusatsu film 'The Human Vapor,' directed by Ishiro Honda with special effects by Eiji Tsuburaya.

    And it was good, too.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:30
    The lawyer version of The Good Doctor?
    Oh, that one's about autism too, huh.
    95AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:47
    Re: #33
    Exactly.
    Copycats always end up failing.
    41AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:32
    I figured it'd be like ATARU — solving cases with some amazing special ability — but it turned out to be a romance drama.
    135AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:56
    Re: #41
    LMAO
    Yeah, that Nakai-kun drama was embarrassing.
    45AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:33
    Korean and Chinese dramas run ridiculously long, but
    when Japan remakes them, it crams the story into
    Japan's standard broadcast slots. They remake it
    at half or even a quarter of the original length, which is why
    people say the quality suffers. The scenes with the parents were great in the original,
    but the remake will happily cut the parents almost entirely.
    134AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:56
    Re: #45
    Even the picture quality and editing degrade in these Korean drama remakes.
    Makes you wonder if terrestrial TV is really that broke.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:34
    Re: #38
    > For example, Attorney (now lawmaker) Kitamura had to repeat a year of his legal apprenticeship lol

    That checks out.
    115AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:51
    Re: #47
    He didn't actually repeat a year.
    The legal apprenticeship term was 2 years for the 41st class (which Kitamura was in), 1.5 years for the 53rd–59th classes, and 1 year after that.
    Maybe that's what got misread as "repeating a year."
    70AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:43
    Re: #64
    Must be frustrating not being able to beat Korea,
    nothing but remakes over here.
    155AnonymousAug 25, 2026 09:00
    Re: #70
    Huh?
    Korea remakes Japanese works too, you know.
    Recent examples:
    Confidence Man JP
    Tonight, This Love Will Disappear from the World
    Kiss of the Siren
    (a remake of Ice World, which starred Yutaka Takenouchi and Nanako Matsushima)
    And this fall, Yonekura's Doctor-X is getting remade too.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[TV] Korean Drama ‘Extraordinary Attorney Woo’ Gets Japanese Remake… This October, Fuji TV’s ‘Attorney Minami Minamida Is a Genius,’ Starring Mana Ashida.”

  • VIVANT Movie Hits Theaters Nationwide December 4 — 5ch Reacts: ‘To Be Continued… in Theaters’

    It has been revealed that the movie version of TBS’s Sunday Drama “VIVANT” will open in theaters nationwide on December 4, just weeks after the currently airing Season 2 wraps up (finale expected mid-November). On 5ch, the classic gag “to be continued… in theaters” made the rounds, alongside debate over how many of the show’s dangling plot threads the film will actually resolve — and whether this sequel-as-business-model approach is something to cheer or side-eye.

    Tokyo Sports, Tue 8/25, 5:00 AM

    Plans are being finalized for a nationwide theatrical release on December 4 of the movie version of TBS’s Sunday Drama “VIVANT,” starring Masato Sakai (52), whose Season 2 has been a solid ratings performer. The currently airing series runs an unusually long two-cour stretch, with the finale set for mid-November. Rather than letting audiences linger in the afterglow, the plan is to hit them with the movie right away. Industry insiders reportedly already have their calculators out.

    VIVANT is said to cost around 100 million yen per episode to produce. Beyond Sakai, the star-studded cast includes Koji Yakusho, Hiroshi Abe, Kazunari Ninomiya, Tori Matsuzaka, and Fumi Nikaido — a true blockbuster lineup.

    Source: tokyo-sports.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:49
    Oh nice, I'm into it.
    I always thought they should've done a movie for Hanzawa Naoki too.
    4AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:49
    To be continued… in theaters.

    Guess the TV show just cuts off partway through, huh?
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:50
    Even MER pulled off a huge success as a movie,
    so I guess doing a film version is just a given now.
    93AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:17
    Re: #5
    Love that setup — they can churn out sequels forever with it.
    7AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:51
    Wait, there's a 3-week gap?
    8AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:52
    So F's the mastermind after all, right?
    Classic split-personality-story move.
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    Re: #8
    Don't tell me Cindy's boss is fluent in Japanese too…
    9AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:52
    Give Legal High a movie version too, please.
    13AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:54
    So even if you watch the drama all the way through, some things stay unresolved.
    Sounds like it'll lose the viewers who were gritting their teeth to keep watching.
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:55
    I've already called it — the old lady from Bekkan (the secret unit) is gonna betray them.
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:56
    Release it right after the finale and even a boring drama's guaranteed to succeed — strike while the iron's hot, basically.
    Meanwhile some other drama pushed its planned movie back from one year to two years later, and yeah, that's dead in the water now.
    17AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:56
    I like Masato Sakai, but I just haven't found this one that interesting.
    64AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:09
    Re: #17
    Sakai only really works in shows with snide, bickering dialogue.
    He'll never top Komikado from Legal High.
    27AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:00
    The way threatening to kill someone's family always forces a successful confession feels contrived, and the 'plot twist' that they weren't actually going to kill them feels dumb, and having AI work as a super-accurate lie detector is contrived too —
    it just kills my immersion.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:02
    Re: #27
    Counting the Season 1 flashback, that's already the fourth time they've forced a confession like that.
    It's ridiculous — and we're only at episode 5.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:02
    Bet the final boss in the movie version turns out to be Beki.
    39AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:04
    Re: #33
    If they're making it a movie, they'll want to bring Yakusho back,
    so an 'actually, he was alive the whole time' twist wouldn't surprise me.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:03
    They said from the start it'd be a trilogy,
    so I guess the final chapter is the movie?
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    Re: #37
    Feels like even the movie won't wrap it up in just one installment…
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:04
    Haven't watched it yet.
    I keep hearing from younger folks that it's amazing — but is it actually good for an old guy like me too?
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    Re: #40
    You probably won't be able to keep up with it.
    57AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    I heard it was running two cours, half a year, but guess it's wrapping up at 24 episodes plus the movie…
    72AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:11
    Re: #57
    Started end of July, took three weeks off, wraps up in November —
    and this counts as 'two cours'?
    81AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    Why was the original season so good?
    90AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:16
    Re: #81
    Because it was covered in poop.
    96AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:17
    Back in the day, Kamen Rider Decade advertised that the 'real' finale would be in the movie after the TV finale,
    and BPO (Japan's Broadcasting Ethics Organization) called it out as a problem, saying the TV finale basically functioned as an ad for the film. Isn't VIVANT doing the same thing?
    107AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:21
    Curse you, Decade!
    109AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:21
    Re: #107
    Are you Mr. Narutaki? (a Kamen Rider Decade character who scolds the hero)
    118AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:22
    If it were a 1-2 episode standalone format, fine, but pulling the 'lol you gotta watch the movie to find out the ending' scheme on a serialized story is just gonna tank the ratings even more lol
    135AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:27
    Re: #118
    If they just wrapped it up on TV
    and made the movie a sequel or spin-off instead, there'd be no problem.
    120AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:22
    Re: #1
    To be continued… in theaters.
    126AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    Re: #120
    Curse you, Decade.
    125AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:25
    It would've been so much better if it weren't 'Sakai-san.'
    They still haven't noticed the miscasting — he just doesn't fit the role.
    The constant smirking is exactly why people don't like it.
    161AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:34
    Re: #125
    Even when his character's supposed to be angry in the drama, his eyes are still smiling.
    146AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:29
    Leaning entirely on AI and hackers gives it real B-movie vibes.
    151AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:31
    Re: #146
    That kind of thing can be used as a convenient plot device however they like.
    Season 1 barely leaned on that stuff though.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisokusoku+) thread “‘VIVANT’ Movie to Open Nationwide December 4 — Recouping the Drama’s ‘Losses’ in One Go, Betting Right After Season 2”.

  • Jiro Sato Names Names, Gushes He Was ‘Jealous’ of Every Co-Star in the Movie ‘Rage’

    Actor Jiro Sato posted on X on the 25th, naming the 2016 film “Rage” (directed by Sang-il Lee) and gushing that he was “jealous” of every single co-star, including Ken Watanabe and Satoshi Tsumabuki. On 5ch forums, reactions focused not just on the film itself but on Sato’s recent habit of frequently posting on social media.

    August 25, 2026, 7:26 AM

    Actor Jiro Sato (57) updated his X account on the night of the 25th, mentioning a film so wonderful that he was fiercely “jealous” of the entire cast.

    Sato opened his post with “‘Rage’.” He appears to be referring to the 2016 film “Rage” (directed by Sang-il Lee), which starred an all-star lineup including Ken Watanabe, Mirai Moriyama, Kenichi Matsuyama, Go Ayano, Suzu Hirose, Aoi Miyazaki, and Satoshi Tsumabuki.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:41
    Does he have some kind of disease where he physically can't stay quiet?
    5AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:43
    Re: #3
    Honestly, it really is a sickness — the kind where you have to put it out in public just to confirm it to yourself. For some reason, once "trauma" is invoked, everyone else's rights just get suspended — that's a standard Fuji TV made up on its own. It's just a sickness, plain and simple.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:54
    Re: #3
    I don't really get it — why exactly is it bad for him to speak up?
    61AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:13
    Re: #3
    Not that I'm defending this guy, but come on, let him have an ordinary tweet like this.
    6AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:43
    In this movie, Tsumabuki is seriously incredible.
    11AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:45
    I'M-LOOOOVE-HIROSUE-!! (^ω^) heh heh heh (^ω^) heh (^ω^) heh (^ω^) heh (^ω^) heh (^ω^) heh (^ω^) heh (^ω^) heh (mock-fawning 5ch copypasta meme)
    14AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:46
    What is with this guy — meanwhile Hashimoto is out there suffering…
    15AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:46
    Did he have some kind of awakening watching the scene where Suzu Hirose gets raped by a US soldier?
    16AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:46
    So basically, he's just decided it's fine to keep posting on X as usual, huh.
    18AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:48
    For now they should at least bind him to keep quiet whenever "Bayside Shakedown" (the "Odoru" franchise) is playing in theaters, right? They should lean on his agency if that's what it takes to shut him up…
    26AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:51
    Won't his agency just confiscate his phone?
    29AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:52
    Didn't he say he quit social media?
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:53
    Turning every little thing into an article like this is what makes it look weird. Just leave him alone if he's posting harmless stuff on X.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:56
    Doesn't he get how huge a nuisance it is to have this guy calling him out by name? "I praised you *glance glance* now notice me, defend me *glance glance*."
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:58
    So what was that blood-red '怒' ("Rage") character about in the end? Classic attention-seeker "look how angry I am" theatrics?
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:00
    I'm not saying he needs to fix his impulsiveness or need for validation or anything, but if you do something that upsets someone else, you should at least apologize.
    43AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:01
    "Look at me, I'm so wonderful for praising someone!!" — that's basically it. It's always the same with him, always about himself in the end.
    47AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:05
    So even a tweet at the level any random celebrity posts on social media all the time gets him dragged, lol
    50AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:06
    Re: #47
    Isn't he just getting dragged because he already did something regular celebrities wouldn't do?
    52AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    Re: #47
    Honestly his agency should just make him lay off social media.
    48AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:06
    I don't know anything about this guy besides his face — what's he actually known for?
    49AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:06
    It's common sense that when you've caused a stir and drawn attention, you lie low and wait for it to blow over. If Sato and everyone else involved can't grasp that, they're either sick in the head or just lack common sense…
    And honestly, him continuing to tweet is only making things worse, right?
    51AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:07
    He wraps it up on a positive note with "Bravo!", but the word "jealous" is what really jumps out. Might have something to do with the string of posts he's made lately too.
    53AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:08
    shit! shit! shit!
    55AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:08
    The cast is stacked, but honestly this movie was boring.
    60AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:12
    The people dragging Sato over this whole thing keep chanting "shut up" and "say nothing" for some reason. That's such a weirdly specific reaction — what's that even about?
    65AnonymousAug 25, 2026 08:14
    Re: #60
    No, it's that people are watching Sato self-destruct and are just exasperated, thinking "you'd really better stop now"… If you can't see that, something's off with you too…

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Jiro Sato Names, by Name, the “Movie He Was Jealous of Every Cast Member In,” Raving “Jealous! Jealous! Jealous!… Bravo to All of You!” [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.

  • The ‘Porsche of Delivery’: Why Akabou Chose the Subaru Sambar as Its Courier Van

    An article introducing the unique engineering behind the Subaru Sambar — the kei truck that courier company Akabou has used since its founding — became a hot topic on 5ch’s Business News+ board. Commenters piled on to point out that “nobody actually calls it the ‘Porsche of delivery,’” and many also noted that the current model, now a Daihatsu OEM, no longer has the RR layout.

    These days, it’s an everyday sight to see kei trucks and kei vans handling delivery work, but the pioneer of this practice could be said to be Akabou, founded in 1975.

    Since its founding, Akabou has used kei trucks and kei vans for small-parcel delivery — but did you know that the vehicle Akabou uses has, without exception since its founding, always been the Subaru Sambar?

    Subaru no longer manufactures kei cars today, and the current Sambar is now a Daihatsu OEM model — but the Subaru-built Sambar had a distinctive RR (rear-engine, rear-wheel-drive) layout,

    Source: goodspress.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 24, 2026 05:31
    The 'Porsche of delivery'?
    Nobody's ever called it that
    Quit making up nicknames!
    3AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:15
    I've heard 'Porsche of the farm roads' and 'Porsche of the peasants,' but this one's new…
    4AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:26
    The current Sambar is a Daihatsu now, right? So obviously not RR anymore
    They're not even making it anymore — is this really worth a Business+ thread?
    It's barely related to business news anyway, there must be tons of actual news more worth posting on this board
    5AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:33
    Farewell, Subaru.
    6AnonymousAug 24, 2026 06:54
    You don't see Subaru kei cars around anymore
    I remember the Vivio selling decently well
    7AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:22
    Subaru's kei cars were great — kei cars, but with 4-cylinder engines and even RR-based 4WD
    8AnonymousAug 24, 2026 07:26
    Porsche kind of gives me an image of something zipping around all over the place.
    9AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:37
    Now that it's a Daihatsu OEM, are they even still doing the Akabou custom spec?
    10AnonymousAug 24, 2026 08:42
    Re: #1
    The Sambar wasn't profitable so they stopped making it and are putting their effort into the Levorg instead, I guess
    11AnonymousAug 24, 2026 09:37
    I used to drive a supercharged 1-box Sambar — weighed almost a ton but it was pretty quick.
    Put that engine in a kei truck and it really would be a Porsche lol
    12AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:29
    A friend of mine has a Subaru and says the fuel economy is awful.
    13AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:44
    Once it's got a 660cc flat-4 boxer engine under it, then it's a Porsche.
    40AnonymousAug 25, 2026 07:47
    Re: #13
    They've decided to kill the boxer engine everywhere except the WRX
    14AnonymousAug 24, 2026 10:50
    The 'barricade and explosion' one is the Subaru Sambar Incident.
    15AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:18
    I've heard 'Porsche of the farm roads' before, but 'Porsche of delivery' is a new one on me.
    16AnonymousAug 24, 2026 11:32
    A car that guarantees your survival in the AI age, huh
    Don't hear much about its reputation overseas though
    17AnonymousAug 24, 2026 13:43
    Horizontally-opposed 4-'glans' engine (crude pun: 気筒/kitō "cylinder" swapped for the homophone 亀頭/kitō "glans")
    18AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:35
    The Sambar on my farm is a convertible
    Not the truck bed — I modified the Dias van version instead
    Rare combo: supercharger + ECVT + 4WD
    22AnonymousAug 24, 2026 16:09
    Re: #18
    An apple farmer, huh.
    19AnonymousAug 24, 2026 14:58
    Porsche of the farm road,
    Porsche of the peasant lol
    20AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:41
    The 'Porsche of the farm roads' is literally a Porsche-made tractor
    21AnonymousAug 24, 2026 15:51
    Is the reason you almost never see Lamborghini tractors in Japan
    that they're just too huge?
    26AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:22
    Re: #21
    I'm not a farmer, but from visiting relatives in Tokachi to help out and stopping by tractor dealers
    and showrooms on my days off, my impression is it probably comes down to maintenance, price, and durability.
    If they broke down easily, they wouldn't have caught on.
    23AnonymousAug 24, 2026 17:52
    Calling anything RR a 'Porsche' is lame — I wish they'd actually build one for real.
    27AnonymousAug 24, 2026 20:58
    There's a legend about it — an old farmer drifting his Sambar down a farm road, leaving everyone in the dust.
    28AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:33
    Re: #27
    If you mean the anime where a guy who sounds like Takumi Fujiwara drifts an illegally modified kei truck down farm roads, yeah, I've seen that.
    29AnonymousAug 24, 2026 21:52
    Who said that, and where?
    30AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:36
    It's a copy of the air-cooled VW's RR layout
    which is to say, a copy of Dr. Porsche's own design
    So it's not totally unrelated to Porsche, but
    that makes it exactly the kind of 'Chinese knockoff' precedent you guys love to mock
    31AnonymousAug 25, 2026 02:41
    The third-generation VW — in Japan and the US it kept the same name through what became the Vanagon
    A favorite among surfers
    The right-hand-drive model was built in South Africa until 2002
    The VW Bus (Type 2) 'Kombi' was built in Brazil until 2013
    This is where the Subaru Sambar copied its design from
    32AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:05
    Subaru's lineup has a low center of gravity.

    I loaded it up heavy and took it down a rough road thinking it'd tip over sideways
    — but it didn't.
    33AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:05
    Low center of gravity, so it's basically a Porsche.
    34AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:08
    It's not a regular passenger car, so
    if it didn't have a low center of gravity
    it wouldn't be a Porsche.
    35AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:22
    Just look at how popular Subaru SUVs are in North America — it really shows how good Japanese auto technology is.
    36AnonymousAug 25, 2026 03:29
    Wasn't it simply a spec difference?
    Seems like it was just engineered/warrantied for something like a million kilometers.
    37AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:05
    Don't make fun of me.
    38AnonymousAug 25, 2026 05:31
    It's your fault.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Business News+) thread 「The car once called the ‘Porsche of Delivery’: A deep dive into why the Subaru Sambar was chosen as Akabou’s courier vehicle, and the details of its special spec」.