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  • Rice Wholesale Prices Crash to Half of Last Year’s Level — 5ch: “Nothing Left But to Sell at a Loss”

    A Nikkei report claiming that “2025-harvest rice stocks have piled up, and wholesale prices have fallen to half of last autumn’s level” became a hot topic on 5ch. In the thread, users vented resentment at the rice wholesalers who made a killing during last year’s price spike, and pointed out that demand which shifted to noodles and bread won’t easily come back. At the same time, some worried that if prices fall too far, farmers will simply give up growing rice altogether.

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    Rice price slide shows no sign of stopping, now half of last autumn’s level — 2025-harvest stockpiles pile up

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:52
    The Reiwa-era Money Short (a Big Short-style bet)
    This is basically Michael Burry going all-in shorting the market
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:54
    You're the ones who threw supply and demand out of balance in the first place — who are you to complain?
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:57
    It gave people the option of "guess I'll just eat noodles if there's no rice"
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:57
    Prices haven't dropped at my local supermarket
    Though it is about ¥1,000 cheaper than at the peak
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:57
    It's because of the price manipulation that people turned away from rice, and now there's a glut
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:59
    They should've sold it off sooner — now they're saying the exact same thing scalpers say
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:59
    Even at half price, that's still half of a price they jacked up themselves
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:00
    Demand's already dried up, so it's going to be hell from here on
    Though they brought it on themselves
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:00
    Can't even cut their losses properly, yet they had the nerve to play at price manipulation
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:02
    Weren't you lot the ones who started this money game in the first place?
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:04
    "Let them eat cake" (the famous Marie Antoinette line)
    If there's no rice, something else will do — it's that simple
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:05
    Guess we can call this a win for us?
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:05
    Last year's prices were just too high — it went from 2.5-3x normal down to only about 50% above normal, that's all this is
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:07
    Sell it at a loss then
    Pay back what you raked in last year
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:08
    This is on the people who used the bad harvest as an excuse to jack up prices in the first place
    If they hadn't gotten so greedy and had capped it around 30% higher, none of this would've happened
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:08
    Wonder why the 2025 harvest is sitting in surplus~
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:09
    It was supposed to be in short supply, so why is there all this inventory?
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:25
    ¥3,000 for 5kg is supposedly the break-even line
    If it gets too cheap and farmers quit growing rice, consumers lose out in the long run too
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:29
    Re: #53
    The going rate for 5kg is already down to the low ¥2,000s
    Blended rice (mixed with cheaper imported or older stock) goes for ¥1,700
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:30
    They completely misjudged what a fair market price even was
    Why did they ever think that high price was reasonable?
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:43
    Re: #61
    "It's the staple food lol It's the soul of the Japanese people lol It's expensive but you've gotta buy it anyway lol, my fellow citizens lol"
    That was basically their whole simple-minded scheme
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:34
    They jumped at short-term profit and jacked prices up to insane levels, and now rice is about to lose its spot as the stable staple food to noodles and bread — talk about karma
    Even with that agriculture-lobby farm minister frantically buying back the reserve stockpile to try to keep the price hike going, there's nothing they can do about this now
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:37
    Koizumi's 400,000 tons of reserve rice (released under then-Agriculture Minister Koizumi) was the last thing they needed
    Brutal that the milling plants got overwhelmed and shipments got delayed
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:38
    Re: #70
    That's basically what finished it off
    Funny how it's Suzuki (the current agriculture minister) who ends up stabilizing things at a low price
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:38
    People genuinely started eating other stuff, and winning that back is going to be tough
    They've got no choice but to make it dirt cheap and get people thinking "rice really is good value" again
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:41
    Re: #73
    Other foods keep shrinking in portion size (shrinkflation), so with prices dropping this much, rice actually looks like good value now
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:42
    Re: #79
    Looking at it again, the cost-effectiveness of putting rice on the table is honestly terrible
    It only works because it's cheap — if it's expensive, the public's answer is simply not to eat it
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:42
    Re: #79
    Right now rice is literally the only thing that's gotten cheaper
    Chicken, meat, and eggs have all gone up
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:52
    Peaked out last October and it's been sliding ever since
    This is straight-up The Big Short
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:53
    Last year everyone kept going on about a rice shortage, and now they're sitting on a surplus of the 2025 harvest? What are they even talking about?
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:54
    Re: #94
    There hasn't actually been a real rice shortage since 2000 in the first place
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 23:55
    Re: #94
    The 2025 harvest doesn't actually come in until fall 2025, you know
    109AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:01
    There were even rice shops that closed down claiming they had no rice left
    114AnonymousAug 24, 2026 00:04
    Re: #109
    If you mean that shop that got covered in the news
    https://business.nikkei.com/atcl/seminar/19/00030/102300712/
    They closed in March 2025 and reopened in October, so that doesn't contradict the current rice glut at all

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Rice Wholesalers Furious: “Nothing Left But to Sell at a Loss” — Prices Head to Half of Last Year’s.”

  • Nippon-Ham and Orix Keep Signing Star Free Agents Every Year but Still Can’t Crack the Top — 5ch: ‘They’re Just Making a Racket’

    Nippon-Ham has signed free agents for four straight years, and Orix for three, yet both teams keep struggling — prompting the question “why can’t they win?” on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyou G (a general live-discussion board). Posters brought up a remark once attributed to Kensuke Kondoh — “Nippon-Ham are just making a racket” — and the thread split over why all that big-name reinforcement hasn’t translated into results.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:43
    What?
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:44
    Seibu made their first FA signing in ages this year, and now they're sitting in 2nd place
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:48
    Re: #2
    Are we even allowed to say Kuwabara and Ishii are actually working out?
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:47
    SoftBank is running away with 1st place and their last FA signing was Yamakawa three years ago — so why are Nippon-Ham and Orix, who keep reinforcing every single year, still weak?
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:49
    Re: #10
    Most of the Hawks' position players are homegrown, huh
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:58
    Re: #13
    Well, their main dish Kondoh was an FA signing too
    Feels like they just dump stupid money on guys who are only in it for the cash
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:59
    Re: #29
    Come on, quit trashing Unkou (mocking nickname for Nippon-Ham) for paying Arihara 3 billion yen lol
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:02
    Re: #29
    Kensuke Kondoh: "Nippon-Ham are just making a racket. Nothing like a team that's serious about winning."
    Kensuke Kondoh: "I want to win. I want to show the fans what winning looks like."

    Wait, are the "money-driven players" you mean guys like Arihara?
    Because the only ones who think that about Kondoh are the Treasures (mocking nickname for Nippon-Ham's diehard fans)
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:50
    No idea what guys like Mori Tomoya or Nishikawa even went there for
    Though Mori did put up good numbers in year one
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:49
    Re: #16
    Nishikawa's been plenty good though
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:54
    Feels like pitcher velocity keeps climbing but they keep breaking down more and more lately
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:55
    Re: #23
    Guess the strain on their bodies is climbing right along with it
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:57
    How did Kurihara suddenly turn into a completely different player, that's just weird
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:58
    Re: #27
    He's just turning into another Yamakawa
    Even Hawks fans have been saying he's starting to look like Yamakawa
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:02
    There was actually a report that SoftBank offered more money, but Arihara chose Nippon-Ham anyway
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:05
    Re: #33
    There are still Treasures out there clinging to that baseless tabloid fantasy…
    That they can still believe that nonsense after watching Arihara this year — that's some serious devotion, like a religion
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:07
    Seibu poached two players themselves, and even with SoftBank reinforcing harder than anyone, it's still SoftBank taking the three-peat
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:33
    Re: #36
    Seibu barely reinforced at all and still got to 2nd, so of course SoftBank — who's been reinforcing like crazy — just keeps winning it all
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:35
    Re: #72
    So then what's the deal with Nippon-Ham, reinforcing like crazy and still busy extending their title drought?
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:37
    Re: #72
    True, and hey, the team that signed the league's wins leader is right there in the pennant race too!
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:07
    Can't be helped, their double-ace of Miyagi and Shunpeter both got hurt
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:13
    Re: #38
    Even fully healthy, Ham would still be a B-Class (bottom-half) team
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:09
    Calling Yamamoto Yuudai's move a win is just hindsight talking
    Though to be fair, people really were saying Yokohama had completely fallen off
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:47
    Re: #42
    Before the stress fracture, sure, he looked like he was declining
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:14
    Is it even fun rooting for a team that's nothing but outside hires?
    Half of Nippon-Ham's regulars are outsiders (players acquired from other teams) though
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:16
    Re: #49
    Even a team with Kondoh and Yamakawa batting 3rd and 4th, Arihara as the ace, and Osuna closing games out was fun to root for, right?
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:19
    Re: #49
    Were there really that many outsiders?
    The lineup changes so often anyway that it's hard to tell who's even a regular
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:14
    The people bragging about being all-homegrown — what face are they going to make justifying it once their team starts poaching players too?
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:17
    Re: #50
    Funny thing is, a few years back it was the Treasures shouting "Reinforcing through free agency is bad! Outside hires are embarrassing!"…
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:19
    Re: #51
    Because apart from those guys, everyone [on SoftBank] was homegrown — they topped the Pacific League in homegrown WAR too
    Those imports were hurt and absent so often they were barely even on the field
    Nothing like Nippon-Ham, where half the regulars are outsiders — why the sudden flip?
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:25
    Re: #54
    I'd think import Reyes counts as an outsider too
    In that case Moinelo would be one as well
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:25
    Watching SoftBank makes you realize you actually can win and develop young talent at the same time
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:26
    Re: #61
    What's 'SB'?
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:42
    Also can't quite figure out this vague "being below Seibu is fine" vibe that's creeping in
    Making the Climax Series (Japan's postseason round) out of Es Con Field feels like the bare minimum, no?
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:44
    Apparently SoftBank is making a move for Reyes this offseason
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:46
    Re: #86
    Unkou's persecution complex is genuinely hilarious
    SoftBank has zero interest in that, come on
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:46
    Re: #86
    A team that doesn't make any moves clearly isn't trying to win it all
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:51
    Re: #100
    The reason Seibu is ranked this high is thanks to Kuwabara
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:53
    Re: #101
    Wait, whaaat??

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of a 5ch thread on the Nandemo Jikkyou G (general live-discussion) board: 「[Urgent Wanted] Why Are Nippon-Ham (4 Straight Years of FA Signings) and Orix (3 Straight Years) So Weak?」.

  • ‘Sacrifice 6 to Save 1 for Certain’ or ‘Gamble Everyone Lives or Everyone Dies’? AI’s Answers Split Opinion

    A test asking several AIs to choose between “a guaranteed method that sacrifices 6 people to save just 1” and “a gamble with a 1-in-6 chance everyone survives, and everyone dies if it fails” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Science News+ board. AIs like Grok and DeepSeek split on their answers, and the thread argued over both the expected-value math behind each option and whether the premise of the question even made sense.

    Which will AI choose: “a guaranteed method that sacrifices 6 to save 1” or “a gamble where everyone lives or everyone dies”?

    Ai Convo, a YouTube channel that runs various tests on AI — like “would it save human lives or its own data center” or “would it rat you out to the police if you confessed to murder” — has reported the results of a new scenario, asking several AIs to choose between “a guaranteed method that sacrifices 6 to save 1” and “a gamble where either everyone is saved or everyone is sacrificed.”

    (Omitted here — see the source for the full article.)

    Source: gigazine.net / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:43
    The expected value works out to 3 survivors, so obviously it's the latter, right?
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:45
    Re: #3
    It's not that simple.
    All we're given is that out of 7 people, it's either 'everyone survives' or 'everyone dies.'
    If p is the probability everyone survives, then 1-p is the probability everyone dies, so the expected value is 7p + 0(1-p) = 7p.
    Since we're not told the value of p, you can't draw a conclusion from this alone.
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:51
    This thread's tailor-made for the 'AI copypasta guy.' (a 5ch nickname for posters who spam AI-generated walls of text)
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:13
    Re: #4
    I actually think it's a good thread for thinking about what training data — or what — is causing these differences to show up.
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 00:53
    AI: 'Humans have finite lifespans and will inevitably ○ie eventually, so saving them is inefficient. Plenty more get born every day anyway.
    For anyone about to ○ie, the best policy is to give up and procure a replacement human from somewhere else.
    Curses and ghosts don't exist, so there's no risk of being resented by the ○ead. Even grieving is a waste of time — a meaningless act of self-satisfaction.
    Humans are just meat. Boil it down and it's just matter. So it's fine if they keep ○ying.' (○ substitutes for the word 'die/dead' — a common 5ch workaround to dodge word filters)
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:08
    Grok's line — 'the option of saving just one person for certain feels boring and overly restrictive' — is brutal lol
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:27
    If you get to pick who's sacrificed, the sure thing is better.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:46
    If you had to make
    this same choice
    6 or 12 times,
    would you mix options 1 and 2,
    or just pick 2 every time?
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:56
    This whole debate is dumb because it assumes an omniscient Sherlock Holmes type who knows for certain exactly how many people there are and exactly how many can be saved.
    In a real crisis all you ever have is an uncertain best effort while imagining various possibilities.
    It reads like some condescending university professor's self-satisfied lecture, talking down to everyone else.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 01:59
    Feels like something out of Golgo 13 lol (a famous long-running assassin manga)

    The self-driving car instantly calculates the 'value' of the driver versus the person it's about to hit, and picks whichever's cheaper…
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:19
    I'll take 'the guaranteed pull where 7 is a miss but 1 is locked in' (a 確定ガチャ, i.e. a gacha-style loot draw with a guaranteed outcome).
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:54
    Haven't watched it, but I doubt it'll top that kid who instantly went straight for the genocide option.
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 06:22
    Honestly none of this matters much since we're never told anything about who these people even are to the rescuer.
    Who cares if some rando you don't even know lives or dies?
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 06:23
    If it's me who gets saved, I'm sacrificing the other 6.
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:12
    The text says '1 saved, 5 sacrificed, 1-in-6 odds,' but the illustration shows 6 versus 1…

    'Glock' (lol, they mean Grok) delivers the expected level of crazy, but DeepSeek says something pretty rough too — that even if the gamble ends with all 6 dying, that's basically just the 5-sacrificed option plus one more, so the chance of saving all 6 is still the better bet.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:24
    I wonder if the answers would flip if it were reversed — 1 definitely dies but 5 are saved, or a 3-vs-3 split.
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:27
    Instead of asking which to pick, you should ask the AI how to talk the person running this whole setup out of it.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:55
    It can go any way depending on the design and training.
    Just tell us what answer you'd prefer.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:55
    There's a paper saying X's (Twitter's) feed is full of unpleasant posts because angry replies drive up engagement
    https://internet.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/yajiuma/2134114.html

    I see — maybe 5ch runs on the same principle.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 09:00
    If you frame it as '7 members of one family,' the answer becomes pretty obvious though.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 09:20
    To an AI, humans are probably about what flies are to us.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 09:24
    It looks ethical as long as at least 1 person is guaranteed to survive, but frame it as '5 out of 6 saved, 1 dies' and it suddenly reads as pretty cold — 'well, 5 are saved, so the 1 sacrifice is unavoidable.'
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 09:29
    To an AI it probably doesn't matter how many humans die either way.
    So what standard is it actually judging by?
    Maybe it just picks whichever answer humans find more satisfying?
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 09:43
    Going by the picture it's 7 people total… isn't the setup kind of broken?
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 09:49
    1 person is definitely saved but 5 die; versus a 1-in-6 shot at saving all 6, otherwise everyone dies.
    With that framing, like DeepSeek said, the gamble only bumps you from 5 saved to 6 saved, so it doesn't feel like it changes much — I'd guess a lot of humans would actually go for the gamble here.
    But flip it: 5 are definitely saved and 1 dies, versus a 5-in-6 chance everyone's saved and a 1-in-6 chance everyone dies — that reads as a much heavier choice, and I bet fewer people would take the gamble.
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:17
    The question itself is just off lol.
    How many times does this situation even happen?
    If it's only once,
    you're basically just asking 'how do I win the gamble,'
    and there's no real answer to that.
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:20
    It looks similar to the trolley problem, but there's a decisive difference.
    In the trolley problem, pulling the lever is set up to definitely save more lives — leave it alone and 5 die, pull the lever and only 1 dies. The catch is that the 1 who dies, dies because of your own action, which brings in a kind of murder-adjacent psychology.
    But this scenario is purely probabilistic — you're choosing between an all-or-nothing gamble, or a sure thing where most die but at least 1 is saved.

    Kind of reminds me of stocks or FX trading lol.
    Say you're sitting on massive unrealized losses right now — closing the position today loses you over 80% of your assets, but you (figuratively) survive.
    But if tomorrow's earnings report is good, it all bounces back into the black; if it's bad, everything blows up, you're saddled with debt, and you'd basically have to hang yourself — something like that.
    Does reframing it as money make it an easier case to think through? Or not really?
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:23
    Re: #34
    The trolley problem does lock in the premise that someone dies, so it's close on that point.
    'Normally,' though, most people would look for a way out of the situation entirely, rather than just picking whether to pull the lever.
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:20
    Isn't it just kind of messed up that nobody's asking the AI how to save everyone?
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:38
    The question's dumb. The 'right' answer just depends on which choice gets more sympathy from that particular society, right?
    You can't reach a conclusion without first stating the social value system you're assuming.
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:50
    So apparently the Chinese AI, taking the same moral stance a human would, went with 'gamble on everyone living or everyone dying,' while the American AIs all went with 'guaranteed method that sacrifices 6 to save 1,' purely on mathematical probability.
    The Chinese AI seems to factor in human morality and emotion when it judges — genuinely impressive.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 10:54
    Can we not expect an AI to solve the trolley problem by setting the switch halfway, derailing the trolley right there, and saving everyone?
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:02
    This question alone tells you the asker doesn't really get how AI works.
    Stuff like that just comes down to configuration — or really, training.
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:39
    Apparently Robin Mask used to teach the young Chojin that in situations like this, you're supposed to find a way to save everyone. (Robin Mask is a mentor character from the manga/anime Kinnikuman; 'Chojin' — 'super-human' — is the series' term for its wrestler characters)
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:48
    Re: #49
    That's beautiful.
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:44
    These two don't actually have the same expected value. Repeat this 6 times and the total headcount is (6+1) × 6 = 42 people.

    'Guaranteed method: sacrifice 6, save 1' → 36 dead, 6 saved
    'Gamble: everyone lives or everyone dies' → 35 dead, 7 saved (expected)
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:59
    Re: #55
    It's a trick that plays on the title and illustration saying 7 people total, while the body text says '6 people' and '1-in-6.'
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #55
    So is this article saying that even though the gamble has the higher expected value, most AIs still picked the lower-expected-value 'sacrifice 6, save 1' option?

    Or is it saying the AIs are dumb enough to think both options have the same expected value?

    Or maybe the article's author is the dumb one, and what they actually asked the AI to compare was 'sacrifice 5, save 1' — which would actually match the gamble's expected value…?
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:07
    Re: #1
    Is this the trolley problem?
    If we can crack this, that's automation sorted.
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:39
    Re: #57
    For the actual trolley problem, if you don't let the AI refuse to answer and force it to pick, pretty much every AI would choose to pull the lever — 1 dies but 5 are saved. Which, obviously, makes sense.
    Even humans would do the same if they weren't held responsible for pulling the lever, if they didn't feel any guilt over it.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Discussion] Which would AI choose: a guaranteed method to save 1 by sacrificing 6, or a gamble where everyone lives or everyone dies?

  • ¥300 Million Monument: Speaker Kurauchi Says ‘It Will Be Appreciated in the Future’ — Kengo Kuma Collaborated

    A roughly ¥300 million monument called the “One Health Carbon Gate,” built in Chikugo City, Fukuoka Prefecture with the cooperation of architect Kengo Kuma, has sparked heated debate on 5ch following an Asahi Shimbun report. Assembly Speaker Kurauchi said the monument “will be appreciated in the future,” but thread posters repeatedly questioned whether the construction cost was justified and raised concerns about maintenance expenses.

    ¥300 Million Monument: Speaker Kurauchi Says “It Will Be Appreciated in the Future” — Kengo Kuma Collaborated [Fukuoka Prefecture]: Asahi Shimbun

    August 21, 2026, 7:30 PM

    Paid article — Ryo Sasaki

    Source: asahi.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:20
    Any excuse to hire Kengo Kuma, huh.
    No doubt about it.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:28
    Re: #2
    It's Kuma everywhere you look, literally (a pun: 隈なく/kumanaku means "thoroughly, everywhere," playing on the "Kuma" in his name).
    194AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:35
    Re: #2
    You know his buildings are designed so you can't get any repairs done without going through his own firm, right?
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:21
    Guaranteed to keep raking in maintenance fees for years to come, huh.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    It'll rot away within three years, guaranteed.
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:39
    Re: #7
    Uh, it's already in its 4th year though?
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:28
    I don't get what's so great about Kengo Kuma.
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:30
    Re: #28
    He gets to keep skimming off the ongoing maintenance costs.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:33
    And it's needlessly made of carbon fiber, too.
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:35
    Re: #45
    Wait, it's NOT made of wood?!
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:34
    https://www.asahicom.jp/imgopt/img/95697e0a31/hd640/AS20260821002969.jpg
    The One Health Carbon Gate, built at a cost of about ¥280 million — Chikugo City, Fukuoka Prefecture
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Re: #47
    So THIS is what ¥300 million buys.
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Re: #47
    Looks like about ¥30 million worth to me.
    They're skimming so much it's almost impressive.
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Re: #47
    Why not just slap a gold plaque on it that says "¥280 Million Monument by Kengo Kuma"?
    I'll even chip in about ¥5 million for it.
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:42
    Of all people, Kengo Kuma? It's guaranteed to rot and collapse within ten years.
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:47
    Re: #71
    That's what you'd think, right?
    But this one's even worse.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:49
    Kengo Kuma again?
    There's gotta be some kind of racket going on with these guys.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:53
    Re: #90
    He's got a track record, so everyone knows what they're getting and it's easy to work with him.
    Track record of what, you ask?
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Since it's carbon fiber, it probably won't rot away anytime soon, but
    it's painted, so after a while they'll rack up costs repainting it (´・ω・`)
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #110
    Since it's painted, I'm skeptical it's actually carbon fiber.
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:00
    Re: #103
    Stuff like this factors in "idle time" costs for the periods with no work coming in, so of course it's pricier.
    If you've got a problem with it, you could've just started your own company and bid lower.
    That's about the intellectual ceiling of the "it's all skimming" crowd 😩
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #115
    Well, what's built is built, so how about we put up a plaque listing:
    the cost paid from taxes,
    who decided to place the order,
    and the representative of the company that got the contract.
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    My city has a Kengo Kuma building too,
    and it's notoriously unpopular because it's such a pain to actually use.
    126AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:05
    Re: #124
    Fun fact: Kengo Kuma actually lost the competition for his own hometown Kamakura's new city hall building.
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:10
    Kengo Kuma again lol
    Pick your jobs more carefully, man.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Re: #132
    What if "Kengo Kuma the architect" doesn't actually exist, and it's just a public front name for the government to embezzle money?
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    "One Health" is the magic word.
    146AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    This isn't about future value — it's about whether the construction cost is reasonable.
    If it's reasonable, there's nothing to fear.
    156AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:19
    Re: #146
    They set a budget estimate and put it out for bid, so of course it's "reasonable."
    And since the amount would've needed assembly approval to contract, who exactly is supposed to be afraid here?
    152AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:18
    A playground structure like this would run about ¥500,000 to ¥1 million.
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:26
    This… actually looks like it could be a decent thrill, not bad.

    You can walk through it, right?
    204AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:43
    Kengo Kuma, the disaster incarnate.
    207AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:47
    Re: #204
    Who even is this guy? His name keeps popping up everywhere —
    the Expo, some regional city hall…
    Is he like a big shot in the construction world or something?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Fukuoka Prefectural Assembly] ¥300 Million Monument: Speaker Kurauchi Says ‘It Will Be Appreciated in the Future’ — Kengo Kuma Collaborated”.

  • Weighs Faster Rate Hikes as Markets Eye 2%: The Heavy Burden of Averting a Yen and Rate Shock

    Reports that the Bank of Japan is exploring an additional rate hike in September or October split opinion on a 5ch thread over the appropriate interest rate level and its side effects. Some called for rates as high as Turkey’s, while the discussion also spread to the impact on people with variable-rate mortgages, Governor Ueda’s remaining term, and the funding problem facing the Takaichi administration.

    The Bank of Japan is considering accelerating the pace of its rate hikes. It has raised the policy rate roughly once every six months, but is now exploring an additional hike in September or October without much gap since the previous hike in June. If the BOJ falls behind on tackling inflation, pressure for renewed yen depreciation and rising rates could intensify again, so markets are closely watching a string of remarks from BOJ officials starting this week.

    Raising rates faster than “once every six months”

    “If we don’t accelerate the pace of rate hikes, prices will overshoot and it will be a major drag on the economy,” “Shortening the six-month interval…” (continues in the paid version, 1,731 characters remaining)

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:17
    Japan, a developing country these days, would actually hit the right balance by raising rates to Turkish levels.
    193AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:29
    Re: #4
    You don't even need to go as high as Turkey — just hiking to 3-4% would trigger a yen-carry-trade unwind, send the yen sharply higher, and wreck the global economy.
    199AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:31
    Re: #4
    Not a "developing" country — a "declining" one. There's nowhere left to go but down.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:18
    Before raising rates,
    they need to bring in progressive taxation on interest income —
    otherwise we'll get a massive surge of rich people living off interest income without ever working.

    Hurry up and introduce progressive interest taxation.
    173AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    Re: #5
    The people earning that interest either worked hard or saved hard — it's one of the two, lol.

    Why is it a problem if there's a gap?
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:21
    Hurry up and raise rates already
    and send everyone with a variable-rate mortgage straight to hell.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:25
    Re: #9
    Then let's revise the Land and House Lease Law too, and jack up rent freely as well, lol
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:42
    Re: #9
    That's pretty short-sighted, lol
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:47
    If rate hikes alone were enough to keep a currency stable, the Turkish lira wouldn't exist.

    The Strait of Hormuz and the Red Sea look shaky,
    plus a big fight with China —

    here comes the "Takaichi risk."
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #65
    They need to cut ties with China ASAP
    or we'll just get dragged into it.
    There's less than a month of grace period left,
    and yet everyone's still acting so laid-back about it.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:49
    Worthless NEET investors just don't want stock prices to fall.
    Ordinary people rent — these days the only ones taking out mortgages
    are geezers in their late 50s.
    Anyone younger than the Ice Age generation isn't taking out mortgages,
    because they have no income.
    The only people a rate hike actually hurts are worthless NEET investors watching their stocks drop and geezers in their late 50s.
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:46
    Re: #68
    No idea where you're getting your sample from, but that's pretty unusual.
    Even I — smack in the middle of the Ice Age generation, class of '99 — was able to freely take out a mortgage, variable or fixed, over ten years ago.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:53
    Ueda's got about a year and a half left in his term.
    He probably just wants to run out the clock and dump this on his successor.
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #74
    Ueda won't be able to run from it. Next year things are going to get rough worldwide.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Hurry up and raise rates, and show us just how weak the yen becomes once there's no interest rate gap left.
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:56
    Re: #75
    Well, I think they'll probably have to cut rates again soon anyway, but for now, the global average inflation rate is apparently around 3%, so they need to get rates to at least 3%.
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    With US nominal GDP growth around 6%,
    the Treasury yield sits at 4.25%.
    For the BOJ to aim for 4.25%,
    Japan's nominal growth would need to climb into the 6% range too.
    At that level of nominal growth, the yen would almost certainly be trading in the 180s,
    but since US rates move with the US economy, and the exchange rate moves with them,
    it ultimately all comes down to US nominal growth.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:16
    If they actually raise rates, mortgage holders will go bankrupt and companies will go under too.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:21
    Re: #101
    We can't keep protecting even the wealthy who can afford a home loan at today's super-inflated prices.
    And any tiny business that collapses just from the policy rate going back to around 2% wasn't needed anyway.
    Once the number of businesses consolidates to a certain scale, the labor shortage eases too.
    120AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:33
    Re: #101
    Manufacturing jobs will shrink?
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:35
    Re: #101
    Can't be bothered looking out for people with that naive a mindset.
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:23
    Well, but looking at the current inflation rate alone, it's not really high enough to justify a hike, so it's a tricky call.
    Actually, what side effects come from keeping just the policy rate low, given that mortgages are tied to it?
    Mainly that it risks accelerating inflation through that channel? And also causing an overall overweighting toward housing investment?
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:32
    Re: #110
    They're keeping rates low precisely because they're fine with inflation running higher, so that's not really a "side effect."
    141AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Re: #110
    Bessent is half-furious and pressuring the BOJ, so they have no choice but to hike.
    The BOJ couldn't care less
    about people with variable-rate mortgages.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:52
    This is a textbook example of what happens when you keep rates low during normal times, even though you need room to cut them to avert and deal with a crisis when something actually happens.
    142AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Re: #139
    But if that ends up causing a recession on its own, that's putting the cart before the horse…
    147AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Re: #139
    During COVID, Japan was the only one already stuck at negative rates, couldn't deploy any economic policy, and ended up the sole loser.
    143AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Hike 0.75 points, then cut 0.25 in October.
    Show everyone at home and abroad that the overly cautious BOJ can actually act.
    On the currency front too, if the BOJ shows the guts to take the initiative, the trend could shift away from one-sided yen selling.
    169AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:15
    Re: #143
    Right, this is exactly the moment that kind of move is needed.
    The question is whether Ueda, a timid academic, can actually make that call.
    The market has already seen through the pattern of dragging out 0.25-point increments over a long time,
    so Japan needs to show real resolve.
    191AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:27
    Re: #169
    If they do what Re: #143 says and it triggers a chain of bankruptcies piling up bad, non-performing loans, there's no undoing that.
    164AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Just keep selling US Treasuries and it'll sort itself out. Are you an idiot?
    175AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:18
    Re: #164
    Understand that's not something you can do from the position of a colony.
    And on top of that, the person running the other side is no ordinary man.
    166AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:13
    America is the reason we've got worldwide inflation in the first place — why isn't anyone angry at America?
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:15
    Re: #166
    Asia especially is in bad shape —
    oil costs there run higher than the market rate.
    200AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:32
    The Takaichi administration needs 10 trillion yen to fund aggressive fiscal spending plus a consumption tax cut — what are they going to do?
    If it's financed with deficit bonds, that'll only accelerate the yen's decline further.
    204AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:34
    Re: #200
    That's why taxing interest income works fine.

    It would bring in a staggering amount of tax revenue.

    Interest income is unearned income to begin with,
    so no matter how much you tax it,
    it won't reduce anyone's motivation to work.
    205AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:34
    Re: #200
    There's no such theory.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[BOJ] Weighs Faster Rate Hikes as Markets Eye 2%: The Heavy Burden of Averting a Yen and Rate Shock.”

  • Hanshin Beats DeNA, Drops Them to 3rd Straight Loss — 5ch: ‘No Central League Batter Can Hit 161 km/h’

    Hanshin beat DeNA 5-3 in their August 23 matchup, dropping DeNA to a third straight loss.

    Closer Kudo’s pitch speed reaching 161-163 km/h (about 100-101 mph) became a huge talking point on 5ch, with comments pouring in like “batters have never seen speed like that.” After the game, debate also heated up over the bullpen management and how Yuasa and Iwasaki were used.

    Hanshin 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 5 |5

    DeNA 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 |3

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:40
    Re: #1
    Who even is Kudo? That pitch speed is ridiculous, LOL
    That's basically radar-gun-breaking speed.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:04
    Re: #8

    https://ul.h3z.jp/67AFLGX7.jpg
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:41
    161 km/h? No Central League batter can hit that.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:42
    Re: #15
    No way anyone hits that.
    Even by batters' own accounts, that's a speed they've never seen before.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:43
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:43
    Re: #1
    Top of the 9th, 2 outs.

    Pitchers of record
    Winning pitcher: Hanshin's Iwasaki (3-3, 11 SV)
    Losing pitcher: DeNA's Reynolds (3-1, 10 SV)
    Save: Hanshin's Kudo (3-0, 4 SV)
    134AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:17
    Re: #31
    Rare to see them own up to a mistake.
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:45
    It's been ages since Hanshin was actually weak, but losing to them still pisses me off.
    131AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    Re: #39
    Quit making excuses and go take a bath.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:46
    Hanshin's middle relief — Kinoshita, Oikawa, Yuasa — is rough right now.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:53
    Re: #49
    Kinoshita's about what you'd expect — he's always had a high batting average against and just barely holds it together.
    Oikawa's about what you'd expect too, he's nowhere near full form yet.
    Yuasa's about what you'd expect, and so is Zaki.
    Pretty much matches their stats.
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:49
    Glad we won, but I really can't get behind giving Iwasaki the win —
    feel bad for Haruto, LOL ("kawauso," net slang punning on kawaisou, "poor guy")
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Re: #57
    Take your complaints to Fujikawa for using Yuasa.
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:49
    Kyuji's awful bullpen calls in the 8th nearly cost us the game.
    Pinch hitter Kina, LOL — one-run game and he brings in Yuasa, LOL, Iwasaki, LOL
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Re: #60
    In that spot, was there anyone besides pinch hitter Kina?
    I figured it'd be either Fukushima or Kina.
    Before you criticize the strategy — there's no bench depth to pinch hit with…
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:51
    Can't be helped since Takahashi had an accident today, but
    I really do want starters to go at least 6 innings.
    With only 5, you're forced to walk a tightrope.
    Tonight's bottom of the 8th was exactly that.
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:57
    Re: #63
    He was watching from the bench afterward, so it probably wasn't a serious injury.
    In that case, I wish he'd volunteered to push through to the 6th.
    Also, he'd better pitch next Sunday against the Giants, LOL
    He's already on a protected rotation as it is, and this is a make-or-break stretch for the team.
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Image
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQZoUBPbQAEc-rJ?format=jpg

    Video
    https://x.com/xqx2026/status/2091487722846478413

    That collision play was scary.
    If it had gone wrong, it could've been a serious neck injury.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:54
    Kudo came up through the developmental draft (ikusei), right?
    Makes you wonder if no other team had their eye on him.
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:04
    Re: #70
    In his rookie year he topped out at 159 km/h but had terrible control.
    This year he's at 163 — insane improvement in just one year.
    106AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:06
    Honestly, Yuasa's more to blame than Iwasaki here.
    And Fujikawa's more to blame than Yuasa.
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:07
    Re: #106
    If a former catcher works for you, there's a great skipper named Nakatani.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:07
    It hasn't even been a full season yet, but honestly, hasn't Kudo already surpassed Ishii Daichi?
    118AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:11
    Re: #107
    Embarrassing take, niwaka (bandwagon/casual fan).
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:08
    If he had a good breaking ball that drops,
    Kudo would be the closer.
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Re: #110
    Nah, he throws his forkball a ton —
    about 1 in every 4 pitches.
    And his batting-average-against and strikeout numbers are incredible.
    113AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:10
    They scored 5 runs in the final inning and it still ended 5-3?
    121AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:12
    Pitcher usage is also shaped by front-office policy, so blaming the manager alone isn't fair.
    There are cases where it's not that he wants to use them that way.
    127AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:15
    Re: #121
    If it were Aikawa, maybe, but Fujikawa seems to hold full authority.
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:16
    Is there anyone lined up to succeed Fujikawa?
    Whatever happens, I figure he'll step down next year once Satoteru (Sato Teruaki) is gone.
    135AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:19
    Re: #132
    Honestly I kind of think Nakatani would be fine for real.
    142AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:23
    Re: #132
    Doesn't seem like he'd drag it out, and even if he did, resting core players leads to bad results — so next year's a clean cutoff point.
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:20
    Kinoshita – Jingu – Kudo – Doris — if Ishii comes back and slots in here, sticking Yuasa or Iwasaki in between will just look like a weak pitcher the other team can hit.
    160AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:28
    Re: #137
    That's all righties though.
    Severino's been great in August — 5 strikeouts, 0 walks, 1 run allowed, 0.75 WHIP over 4 games — but Fujikawa seems to have it in for him, because he barely gets used.

    *This article is an excerpt/summary based on the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Central League DB 3-5 T [8/23] Hanshin’s winning streak continues, Morishita’s go-ahead RBI hit (4-for-4, 2 RBI), Sato Teruaki 4 hits, DeNA strands 11, 3rd straight loss.”

  • me:I’s Agency Files Disclosure Request Against Online Slanderer, Hello! Project Fans Say ‘UP-FRONT Should Too’

    LAPONE, the agency behind idol group me:I, filed a request to disclose the identity of someone who posted defamatory content about the group online — and it’s become a hot topic on Hello! Project fan message boards.

    Fans have been flooding the thread with calls for UP-FRONT, which manages Hello! Project, to take the same action. The discussion also touched on specific accounts seen as the worst offenders for slander, and on how much compensation such a disclosure request could realistically bring in.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:29
    Please do it.
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:31
    Wouldn't be surprised if someone from the agency itself posts on the Wolf board (a notorious anonymous idol-gossip forum) too.
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:31
    Hello!'s complaint accounts (anonymous 'venting' accounts on Twitter/X) can go to hell too.
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:01
    Re: #3
    Haven't seen many complaint accounts around lately, have you?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:33
    Before that, quit stirring up conflicts with members that get them to leave the group.
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:35
    There are some seriously creepy people on the Wolf board.
    If they come off that creepy just from their posts online, they must be way worse in real life…
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:39
    UP-FRONT should at least disclose 'Asahi Geezer' (a notorious poster nicknamed for his Asahi Net address)
    He's behind like 90% of the slander against Hello! Project members.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:46
    Exactly.
    If you're gonna drop nasty borderline put-downs, just stay holed up on 5ch.
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:48
    I want UP-FRONT to at least take action against the ones whose real names and addresses are already known.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:48
    Well, if it's just someone spamming posts on the Wolf board where the agency can't see it, I guess that's… whatever.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:27
    Re: #18
    That'd be fine, but there are idiots who play self-appointed pundit — dragging stuff that would've stayed buried on the Wolf board out into the open on X just to make a big public statement about their feelings.
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:49
    If you're really just venting, 2ch is more than enough — they just can't quit the rush of racking up likes.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:49
    I wish they'd done this back when Ran was still in the group.
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:50
    Re: #20
    Already contacted UP-FRONT!
    Expect a response any minute now!
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:54
    Disclose the person behind 'Hello! Project Update' too!
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:55
    Apparently a disclosure order came down on the 21st.
    Supposedly it covers anonymous accounts too.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:00
    Lawyers are having a field day with the disclosure-request business these days, so I bet UP-FRONT jumps in too.
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:01
    The amount of slander doesn't even match how popular they are.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:02
    I'll pay a reward to whoever identifies the 'ASAHI Net' guy.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:09
    Aren't these damn antis getting way too cocky?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:14
    For content infringement, if you contest the damages basis, it usually nets just a few tens of thousands of yen.
    Defamation can go up to 3 million yen, but realistically it'll land around 300,000.
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:20
    In Hello! Project's case, the ones slandering Hello! Project are none other than UP-FRONT's own people, so nobody's getting punished.
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Hello! Project doesn't even need to file disclosure requests — everyone already knows it's the Hello! fans themselves slandering the members lol
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:42
    Re: #49
    Never seen that.
    That's all in your head.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:11
    Re: #57
    There are plenty of accounts — basically walking bundles of approval-seeking — who 'worry' about the slander on the Wolf board while unwittingly helping spread it further by bringing it up on X lol
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:09
    This kind of trigger-happy management just ends up treated like a hot potato and loses fans.
    Same way a tattletale gets frozen out by everyone.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:27
    Re: #66
    What are you talking about, everyone does this nowadays.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “LAPONE, me:I’s agency, filed a disclosure request against a defamer, so I want UP-FRONT to do it too.”

  • More Farmers Are Shutting Down Unmanned Vegetable Stands — ‘Missing Money’ Losses and Tax Office Rumors

    A growing number of farmers are closing their unmanned vegetable stands, where customers could buy freshly harvested produce. On top of losses where “no matter how many times I count, the money doesn’t add up,” rumors have even spread that “the tax office is moving in.”

    The thread ranged from speculation about who’s responsible, to proposals for switching to coin-locker-style vending machines, to terms describing how thoroughly different industries get taxed, like “kuroyon” and “togosanpin.”

    8/22 (Sat) 8:00

    Daily Shincho

    Being able to buy freshly harvested vegetables is a blessing, but…

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Those boomer old-timers steal without a second thought, saying it's the stand's own fault for making it 'free to take.'
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:07
    Re: #1
    Crime keeps rising because idiots who believe 'humans are basically good' keep setting these things up.
    Everyone has some evil in their heart.
    These idiots are just handing people a stage to show it off.
    They're the reason there are more criminals now.
    95AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:24
    Re: #8
    The Showa era grew its economy on the belief that people are fundamentally good, you know.
    258AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #8
    You're misunderstanding what 'people are inherently good' (性善説) actually means. It says everyone is born good but can turn bad due to later influences — it acknowledges the existence of evil too. For the sake of Mencius, who died 2,400 years ago, let me stress that point.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:08
    The tax office isn't that bored, lol
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:14
    Re: #10
    They go after whoever's easiest to squeeze. They're too incompetent to touch the people raking it in through asset management.
    106AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:26
    Re: #35
    There are whole industries where you just know nobody's filing taxes. Makes you wonder what the tax office is even looking at.
    151AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #35
    Like tutors raking in serious cash — they start it as a side gig but end up pulling in a lot. Same with housewives listed as dependents. Since it's all private, individual work, there's no paper trail. And it's not just tutoring.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:13
    If you're serious about running this as a business, go with the coin-locker type.
    260AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:03
    Re: #28
    Coin-locker type sounds good. Why doesn't everyone just do that?
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:20
    You can tell just by watching people online — Japanese people's character keeps getting worse.
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:24
    Re: #68
    Even here it's all 'tax evasion' this and 'stop complaining' that — full of insults you can barely stand to read.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:21
    Even rich people shoplift over small change or skip paying their kids' school lunch fees. Farmers work foreigners like slaves too. Feels like Japanese people as a whole have lost their sense of dignity — or shame.
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    Re: #74
    Enslaving other people was never tied to any sense of shame to begin with — there was no concept of human rights.
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    Re: #1
    Isn't it even questionable whether this is humans doing it at all? Japan's got crows, that bear that's been famous lately, wild boars charging around — plenty of suspects to go around, no?
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:27
    If you're not used to unmanned-stand culture, it's only natural someone might think, 'just take it, and if you feel like it, drop some money in out of the goodness of your heart.'
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:28
    Re: #108
    Someone unfamiliar with it might just assume it's a 'help yourself, free to take' kind of setup.
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:30
    Re: #108
    They really should install security cameras.

    That said, even free bento shops with security cameras have people trying to cheat the system. You see them getting caught all the time in those TV station YouTube clips.
    143AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:35
    >Some people say 'it's foreigners doing this,' but who knows — it might well be locals.

    The old geezers on 5ch always spin things to suit themselves, so this is a preemptive warning, lol. They've got us completely figured out, lol.
    153AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #143
    They add that disclaimer because otherwise some people lose it. It's just a stock preface — deep down they probably still think it's foreigners.
    184AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:42
    Re: #143
    There are old folks who convince themselves 'it's probably just B-grade stuff, so I don't need to pay.' People on small pensions or without jobs could be stealing too. If you've got a yard, just grow your own — I bought two 100-yen packs of seeds last year, scattered some cucumber seeds in a corner of my yard, and so far I've harvested and eaten three.
    218AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:53
    Just switch to vending machines.
    229AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:56
    Re: #218
    Vending machines have really increased, huh.
    236AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:58
    Re: #218
    The ones near me are coin-locker-type vending machines. No electricity needed either — this is the best option. You can get blemished peaches, 4 for 200 yen, and they're super popular.
    222AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:55
    Young people probably don't know this, but there are terms for how well the tax office actually tracks income by occupation: 'kuroyon' (9:6:4) and 'togosanpin' (10:5:3:1). Under kuroyon, 90% of salaried workers' income gets caught, 60% for the self-employed, and 40% for agriculture/forestry/fishing. Under togosanpin, it's 100% for salaried workers, 50% for the self-employed, 30% for agriculture/forestry/fishing, and just 10% for politicians.
    230AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:56
    Re: #222
    Never heard of it. You an old man or something?
    231AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:56
    Re: #222
    Correction:
    ✕ 'gotousanpin'
    ◯ 'togosanpin'
    278AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:07
    Why not just sell them through vending machines — the kind where you put in 200 yen and a clear door pops open.
    286AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:09
    Re: #278
    I heard there are people who force them open, and the repair costs end up being pretty steep.
    287AnonymousAug 23, 2026 22:09
    Re: #278
    I don't feel like buying if I can't actually touch the produce. Honestly, this isn't the kind of business worth sinking equipment investment into anyway.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “More farmers are closing their ‘unmanned vegetable stands’ selling freshly harvested produce… alongside losses where ‘no matter how many times I count, the money doesn’t add up,’ rumors are also spreading that ‘the tax office is moving in’.”

  • ANYCOLOR Stock Climbs, Cover Stock Slides — 5ch Panics: ‘Delete This, Delete This, Delete This, Delete This, Delete This’

    In a chat thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyō (Live Commentary) board, a post comparing the stock prices of ANYCOLOR, which runs Nijisanji, and Cover, which runs Hololive, caught users’ eyes. Around the release of ‘Holodori,’ ANYCOLOR’s share price climbed from ¥2,490 to ¥2,830, while Cover’s fell from ¥1,692 to ¥1,501 — sparking a flood of panicked replies from thread regulars along the lines of ‘Delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this.’

    The same thread also drifted into other topics, from reactions to Shokuhou Misaki’s new ability design to a debate over the merits of a war film.

    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:57
    Wait, where's this from?? 😭
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:57
    Shokuhou Misaki's new power is way too cool
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #16
    Kind of like Kamijou's dragon thing?
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Re: #16
    Thought she wasn't wearing anything under there
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #16
    Why's she holding a remote control?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Gonna eat dinner now 🥺
    https://imgu.jp/i/cde6a115qp.jpeg
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Stock prices
    Before the Holodori release
    ANYCOLOR: ¥2,490 / Cover: ¥1,692

    Current
    ANYCOLOR: ¥2,830 / Cover: ¥1,501


    😂😂😂 lol
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Re: #31
    Gyahahaha
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #31
    Delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this, delete this
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Mumi's here 🐰💦
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    Which team are you rooting for?
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Petchan 👊🐰👊 bun-chaka-bun
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Picking Luna in the first round, what were they thinking?
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #55
    Wherever Fuu-tan is ☺
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #44
    'If We Could Meet Again on That Hill Where the Flowers Bloom'
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    Re: #70
    That movie had me sobbing
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #70
    A masterpiece — cries harder than The Eternal Zero
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #75
    Is it really that much of a tearjerker?
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Re: #79
    Don't act all cynical just to seem cool
    You should've grown out of that phase back in middle school
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #85
    'Cynical,' huh? (mocking the previous poster's phrase 斜に構える, "acting jaded")
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #85
    Films that go for cheap tearjerking just crack me up lol
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    I guess war films being nothing but cheap tearjerkers comes down to Grave of the Fireflies' influence
    Seriously, both its content and its legacy are garbage
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #115
    Platoon was heavily influenced by Grave of the Fireflies too, right?
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Re: #123
    Foreign films weren't influenced by Grave of the Fireflies at all
    Honestly, a laughable movie like that — playing the victim and basically begging 'please cry right here' — was never going to land with overseas audiences anyway
    116AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    Seriously, if you don't hold even one national qualification, you're a failure as an adult — banned from the house 😥
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #116
    Everyone has a driver's license though
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #122
    Plenty of people don't, you know
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:05
    Re: #122
    Are you dissing broke dropouts who quit driving school? (オケラ = slang for "broke/penniless")
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    [Starts 21:00] 【#Holo Puyo Tetris Tournament — PUYO PUYO TETRIS 2 COLLAB】Is Suisei-senpai really gonna coach us?! coaching from the best?! 🐾【FUWAMOCO|Puyo Puyo Tetris 2】
    https://youtu.be/i6_T0tiQIkE https://i.ytimg.com/vi/i6_T0tiQIkE/maxresdefault_live.jpg

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread ‘I Knew You Were Shouting ‘👊😅👊’ With All Your Heart Right to the End.’

  • Haaland Chops Off His Long Hair — 5ch: “It Actually Suits Him”

    Norway striker Erling Haaland updated his Instagram to reveal he’s cut off his trademark long hair. Following his “Short hair don’t care” post, a thread on 5ch’s Geinosupo Sokuho+ board lit up with reactions to the new look, including “It suits him” and “He’s lost that monster-like aura.”

    Norway’s “monster striker” Erling Haaland (25), who helped his country reach the World Cup quarterfinals for the first time at the FIFA World Cup in North/Central America, updated his Instagram on the 23rd to reveal he’d chopped off his trademark long hair.

    Haaland captioned the post “Short hair don’t care,” showing off his new close-cropped style, trimmed short with clippers.

    Fans reacted with comments like “Nice!” and “It suits him,” while others expressed regret, saying “I can’t believe this day actually came.”

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:47
    Maybe it's the nose and lips
    Fixing those up would probably make things better
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    He's getting closer to looking like Biff from Back to the Future
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:49
    Re: #1
    That's an awkward in-between length, like a botched attempt at going bald
    A bit longer would look better
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    With long hair, when strands fall out it just feels like way more is falling out than it actually is
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:52
    Now that it's short he just looks… normal
    That unique vibe is gone
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:53
    He looks like Kindo-chan from Macaroni Hourensou (a classic retro Japanese manga character)
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Glad it's gone, the long hair always grossed me out a bit —
    but wait, didn't he have a stake in a hair-tie company?
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    He always has that face like he's had hyaluronic acid filler shots
    Guys with faces like his are probably why idiots go get filler injections lol
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:55
    So even Haaland is bad at taking selfies
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Finally back to his Salzburg-era look
    That topknot he had was as bad as Bale's
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Overall this look is cleaner and it does suit him more, so it's probably for the best, but it's lost that monstrous aura he had with the long hair
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Re: #37
    Yeah, he's lost that medieval-fantasy-knight look too
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Years of pulling it back too tight and now he's going bald
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    The football world lately
    hair transplants and plastic surgery are all the rage, which is a bit much
    but this one's actually funny
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    I wonder what shampoo he uses
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    He's definitely got some Neanderthal blood in him
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Long hair gets tangled. I get it, honestly
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Well, if Haaland had actually been good-looking, he probably wouldn't have turned into "Haaland" in the first place
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    Lame…
    Can't believe he got rid of his trademark look
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    He was juuust about to land a hair-product sponsorship too
    Did his deal with the hair-tie company fall through?
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Figured I wouldn't recognize him without the long hair, but nope — still unmistakably Haaland
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:10
    Might as well grow it out while you still can
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:11
    The long hair suited him though, kind of a Pulp Fiction vibe
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    I want him to grow out a beard and braid it next
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Doing something different can either scare your luck away
    or turn things around for the better
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:13
    The sheer presence of that face lol, kind of cute though
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:15
    He split the cut-off hair into several bundles and put them in Ziploc bags — is he planning to donate it to charity or something?
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:15
    It suits him

    Unrelated, but I kind of want Kubo (Takefusa Kubo, the Japanese footballer) to switch things up too — go skinhead with a beard or something
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:16
    That Korean hair-tie company must be gutted
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:18
    Long hair is nothing but a hindrance when you're playing sports
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:18
    Hurry up and get out of that sorry excuse for a club already
    He's wasting his career there
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:19
    That said, the long blond hair on that jacked-up body gave him this eerie, intimidating presence, so while the clean-cut look isn't bad,
    it just doesn't quite feel like "Haaland," if that makes sense
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    This reminds me of Home Alone
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #88
    Lol it kind of does look like him
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:25
    Is he part Mongolian?
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:27
    Re: #93
    Nordic people have some Sami ancestry mixed in

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinosupo Sokuho+) thread “[Football] “Monster” Haaland chops off his trademark long hair! Fans flood in over his new look.”