Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Vending Machines Face Headwinds: Beverage Makers Search for New Angles — 5ch: “What We Want Is Convenience, Selection, and Price”

    Beverage makers including Kirin, Suntory, and Dydo have begun overhauling their vending machine businesses, which face headwinds from consumers’ growing thrift and a shortage of staff to restock machines. On 5ch, the view that “what we want from vending machines isn’t novelty — it’s convenience, selection, and price” drew wide support, while posters also swapped relatable stories about disappointing canned coffee, vanishing trash cans, and the decline of alcohol and cigarette vending machines.

    Published 8/22 (Sat) 11:10

    Newswitch

    Beverage makers are rebuilding their vending machine businesses. Kirin Beverage is adding entertainment elements to its machines to boost awareness of its health drinks for kids. Suntory set up vending machines dedicated solely to non-alcoholic beverages for a limited time. Dydo Drinco, which gets 90% of its sales through vending machine channels, has refreshed its brand logo and other elements to win over younger customers. The vending machine business faces headwinds from consumers’ growing thrift and a shortage of workers to restock machines. Each company is rethinking vending machines — a crucial point of contact with consumers — as they work to create new value. (Editorial writer: Yumiko Egami)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:56
    What would you actually be glad to find sold in a vending machine?
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:57
    Re: #4
    Maybe stuff that's awkward for middle/high school boys to buy in a store?
    163AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:58
    Re: #4
    Hamburgers and corned beef sandwiches
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:59
    What I want from a vending machine isn't fun or added value.
    Convenience, selection, price.
    That's it.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:14
    Re: #12
    Still, when those four digital reels spin around and line up for a 'one more can, free!' — that still gets me excited even past 40.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:44
    Re: #42
    I think I've won it once or twice, but it always hits at the moment you'd least expect it — right when you don't even want another one.
    160AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:51
    Re: #42
    I won it three times in one week once.
    In the 50 years since, I've won it exactly once.
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:00
    Chill it colder! Ice-cold, dammit.
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:20
    Re: #16
    Vending machines these days are energy-saving, so drinks aren't ice-cold anymore — not worth paying extra just for that.
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:30
    Re: #16
    Wonder if this was just a countryside 7-Eleven thing.
    Can't remember how many years ago now, but a regional 7-Eleven had a dedicated in-store vending machine selling Coca-Cola and Sprite.
    Those bottles were nice and cold — I liked that.
    It was one of those machines where you used a special card to dispense the bottle.
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:08
    What's the deal with a non-alcohol-only vending machine?
    Machines that actually sell alcohol are already far rarer.
    Feels like I've only ever seen those at old mom-and-pop liquor shops and hotels.
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:40
    Re: #30
    Alcohol vending machines are basically an endangered species at this point — time to update from the Showa era.
    Same goes for cigarette machines, though those got a bit of a reprieve thanks to Taspo (the age-verification IC card) — but they're endangered too now… and the reason isn't what you'd guess: it's simply that these are age-restricted products. Alcohol is never coming back to vending machines.
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:08
    150 yen is actually on the cheap end now.
    180 or 190 yen is becoming the norm.
    At a supermarket or drugstore it's about 100 yen.
    Even convenience stores sell it for around 130.
    Honestly the only people still buying from vending machines are construction workers.
    They just can't leave the site, so they're stuck buying it.
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:21
    Re: #31
    Construction sites usually have a machine placed right there for exactly that.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:27
    Re: #31
    When I'm out on rounds for work, I sometimes buy canned coffee or a bottled drink at a convenience store downtown.
    And here's the thing —
    once, while still carrying a bottled drink I'd bought earlier, I walked into a different convenience store to buy something else, and they nearly tried to charge me for the bottle I was already carrying.
    Now whenever I'm walking around downtown, I make sure to get a security tape put on it (the strip stores use to show a drink wasn't shoplifted).
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:09
    Haven't bought a drink from a vending machine in years now.
    Convenience stores are just so much cheaper.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:24
    Re: #33
    Depends on your area and where you go.
    You probably don't have a 100-yen coffee vending machine near you, right?
    Out in the countryside there are 100-yen machines along the roadside (red ones where I'm from).
    I sometimes buy canned coffee there, or the 150-yen bottled coffee drinks.
    The bottled ones especially — I grab one before heading to pachinko.
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:10
    Who are non-alcoholic drinks even for, and why do they exist?
    If you want the non-alcoholic version, just drink real alcohol.
    And if you can't drink for some reason, just have a soft drink.
    To me they're a total mystery beverage.
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    Re: #36
    Sometimes you want the taste but don't want to actually get drunk.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    > This is the company's first time installing a non-alcoholic beverage vending machine in a public space.

    We barely see machines that sell alcohol in the first place, so what's the big deal here?
    If all they did was roll out a model that's simply banned from stocking alcohol, that's just the person in charge being clueless.
    If you're going to tout this as a 'first,' at least tell us what percentage of existing vending machines actually carry alcohol.
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    Re: #40
    Release of "Status of Alcohol Vending Machine Installations" (as of April 1, 2025 [Reiwa 7])
    https://www.nta.go.jp/taxes/sake/miseinen/jihanki2025/01.htm
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:23
    Coca-Cola vending machines have started stocking Monster Energy.

    Monster Energy is actually sold by Asahi Soft Drinks,
    and Coca-Cola and Asahi are rivals in the vending machine business —
    yet somehow they're teaming up.

    And sure enough, you'll find Coca-Cola products in Asahi's vending machines too.
    95AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #59
    That kind of thing gets decided by the distributor or whoever installed the machine.
    Apparently if you're friendly with them, you can request whatever you like within reason.
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #59
    I used to know the inside story — Asahi's own soft drink lineup is small, so it doesn't really compete.
    For alcohol like beer, there's sometimes a directive from Asahi Beer's parent company, sometimes not.
    Monster is similar in that Asahi acts more like an import agent for it.
    No idea if that's still how it works now, though.
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:26
    There's a convenience store right there —
    no point paying more at a vending machine.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:28
    Re: #69
    There's a supermarket right there —
    no point paying more at a convenience store.
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:32

    Vending machine near my place. Hard to read the prices because of the lighting, but almost everything's 100 yen. Pretty solid lineup, right?
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:34
    I've got two of those slightly pricey foreign-made bottle-style water flasks.
    No rubber gasket, but they never leak at all.
    I fill them with water and carry them around lol.
    Been using them for over 10 years now.
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:37
    Re: #87
    I keep meaning to buy one but always forget — I want one of those Nitori freezer-safe water bottles.
    Usually I just freeze a 500ml PET bottle overnight and drink it during the day.
    Barley tea, mostly.
    113AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:53
    Vending machines burn through electricity, it's just not worth it.
    Plus flies and wasps swarm the trash cans.
    116AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:57
    Re: #113
    The trash cans that used to come with vending machines have been disappearing even faster than the machines themselves.
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:07
    Canned coffee tastes like ditch water or sewage.
    Don't waste precious coffee beans on that stuff.
    126AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:14
    Re: #122
    Oh, so ditch water tastes like coffee? lol
    154AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:46
    Re: #122
    Well, some of it does hit you with a nasty smell.
    Though canned coffee has added flavoring in it, so it's not that bad.
    159AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:51
    Re: #122
    If you swapped the contents of a can of coffee for coffee brewed by the world's best barista, would you even notice?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmyjsnr2m2U
    131AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:20
    Vending machines with no trash can should be banned.
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:24
    Re: #131
    That's because there are idiots who stuff their household trash into that tiny slot.
    135AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:27
    A special-grade cursed vending machine (a nod to the "special-grade cursed object" from Jujutsu Kaisen)
    140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:35
    There's a 1-in-8,192 chance every drink inside comes out at once (8,192 is a nod to the classic Pokémon shiny-encounter-odds meme).
    145AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:40
    Re: #140
    Years ago I once had 500-yen coins come pouring out as change, like hitting the jackpot on a slot machine.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Vending Machines Facing Headwinds… Can Beverage Makers Create New Value Through Various Tactics? 【Non-Alcohol-Only Vending Machines】“.

  • Seniors Say Pension Alone Isn’t Enough to Live On: 5ch Reacts — “Coast Through a Day, Pocket ¥10,000”

    A Nippon TV News report on seniors who can’t get by on their pensions alone and end up doing jobs like traffic control under the blazing sun drew a wave of reactions on 5ch’s Newsplus board. Posters discussed the going rate for traffic guard work — about ¥10,000 a day — and how the job is often set up to keep elderly workers from collapsing on the job.

    The average monthly payout for the employee pension (kosei nenkin) — around ¥210,000 — was also brought up, sparking a split debate over the gap with households relying on the basic national pension alone, and over fairness between generations in shouldering the burden.

    [Life on a Pension] “I Have No Choice But to Work” — Seniors Toil in the Blazing Heat, Earning “¥10,000 a Day”; the Harsh Extra Costs of Obon Season… Saving on Electricity Bills by Beating the Heat (“every. Ki ni Naru!”)

    Sun, Aug 23, 11:27 AM JST

    Nippon TV News NNN

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:12
    So in the end, are they going to die getting hit by a train while pulling weeds?
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:19
    Re: #4
    My family gets the money (after I'm gone), so I'm fine with that too.
    127AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:32
    Re: #4
    I don't want to end up like you either — found a month after I've died.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:13
    Makes me worry about the people doing road construction or traffic control out in this blazing heat — hope they don't collapse.
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:24
    Re: #5
    Right…
    Well, traffic control is a job somebody's got to do, though.
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:24
    Re: #5
    It's fine —
    when it comes to traffic guiding, the old guys get put in the spots least likely to make them collapse, like standing in the shade or an easy post.
    Just coast through the day like that and it's ¥10,000.
    Once a guy gets a taste of that, he never quits the job.
    Meanwhile the younger crew backing them up on-site (though "young" here means 40s-50s) push themselves too hard and end up collapsing, getting sick, or dying off.
    That's why wherever you look, it's the old guys who stand out as traffic guards.
    That's basically it.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:14
    Getting married in the middle of this depression? You'd have to be out of your mind.
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:15
    Re: #10
    There's still the dual-income benefit though.
    138AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:34
    Re: #10
    If a real depression hits, you're going to regret writing that.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:23
    Plenty of people who worked regular salaried jobs still don't have enough pension.
    It's been cut back a lot because of all the people who made noise about pensions being 'too generous.'
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:29
    Re: #55
    With stuff like the invoice system hitting the self-employed, it feels like the government's pitting salaried workers against everyone else and steering things wherever's convenient for them.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:25
    The pension system's basically broken already — just dissolve it, refund everyone's contributions, and let people handle their own retirement.
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:27
    Re: #67
    Do that and all those financial products you guys love so much would crash, and you'd get a real depression.
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:27
    I mean, that generation barely paid any taxes and still comes out ahead on their pension, so hearing them complain it's tough is a bit much.
    Meanwhile their grandkids will pay more than double in taxes over their lifetime and get almost nothing back before they die.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:29
    With just the national pension, you basically have to work until you die.
    111AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:30
    Re: #101
    That's basically always been true.
    In Japan, aside from civil servants, pensions have basically been the private sector's responsibility all along, and that hasn't changed.
    196AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:40
    Re: #101
    For the self-employed, sure, that's how it is.
    140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:34
    Wonder how much a month the Employment Ice Age generation (Japan's lost generation of job-seekers in the '90s-2000s recession) will end up getting lolol
    150AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:34
    Re: #140
    I wouldn't be surprised if they cut pensions for people who never had kids.
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:37
    You see news all the time about elderly people falling into poverty because their pension isn't enough, but didn't they pay into it properly when they were young, or set aside savings and a private pension?
    178AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:38
    Re: #171
    That's pretty much it.
    195AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:40
    Re: #171
    What gets me is that my own parents, who are the same generation, did it right.
    These people probably blew their money on cars they couldn't really afford during the bubble era.
    211AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:43
    Re: #1
    What shocks foreign tourists when they come to Japan is seeing old people working everywhere.
    They look at it with pity, you know.
    229AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:45
    Re: #211
    Though the foreigners too poor to even travel to Japan are living on the streets back home.
    231AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:45
    Re: #211
    Makes you wonder what other countries, especially developed ones, are doing about this.
    They've got the same low birthrate/aging population problem, and it's not like they're all sitting on piles of assets.
    219AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:43
    The average public pension payout in Japan is about ¥59,000/month for the national pension (basic old-age pension) and about ¥151,000/month for the employee pension (kosei nenkin, including the basic pension portion).

    People getting the employee pension have ¥210,000 a month, so they're totally fine.
    234AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:45
    Re: #219
    It says the employee pension figure already includes the basic pension, so isn't it ¥151,000?

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Newsplus) thread “[Life on a Pension] ‘I Have No Choice But to Work’ — Seniors Toil in the Blazing Heat.”

  • Man Live-Tweets Solo Beach BBQ on 5ch — “The Charcoal Bag Text Is So Crisp, It’s Gotta Be Real”

    A thread on 5ch’s “Live News G” board blew up after someone started live-posting their solo beach barbecue in real time. While some commenters cried “too lonely” or accused the poster of using AI-generated images, the thread eventually settled on “it’s real” once posters pointed out how crisp the text on the charcoal bag and the mont-bell logo looked. Throughout it all, the original poster kept insisting “it’s fun even alone,” and the thread spiraled into a debate over whether there was a car involved and whether beer was on the menu.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:20
    Pretty nice, right?
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:21
    You're gonna get heatstroke
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:21
    Re: #2
    The peak heat's already passed, so it's not that hot
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:21
    Doesn't the wind kick up and cover everything in sand?
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:22
    Re: #5
    Nope
    Re: #6
    No wind today
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:22
    Isn't that a parking lot?
    Are you even allowed to BBQ in a parking lot?
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:22
    Solo BBQ is actually pretty hardcore difficulty-wise
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Re: #12
    Isn't it actually pretty easy though?
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:22
    Total amateur hour, lol
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Re: #13
    I don't really BBQ much so honestly I wouldn't know
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Mind if I come too? 🧐
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:23
    Re: #14
    Can you make it out to Yamagata?
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:25
    Re: #1
    By yourself?
    That's way too sad….
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:26
    Re: #26
    Yep, solo
    It's fun even alone
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:26
    No way you're eating 6 sausages by yourself
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:26
    Re: #27
    You made this thread because it's lonely and not actually fun, huh
    Stop acting tough………
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:26
    This is making me sad, just tell me it's an AI image even if it's a lie
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:27
    You don't need a cooler box that huge for just one guy
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:27
    While you're cleaning up all by yourself, don't you ever stop and think "what am I even doing right now"…?
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:28
    Re: #32
    Nope, never
    I can enjoy it just fine alone
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:27
    Sorry but where's the beer?
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:28
    Re: #33
    Can't, I'm driving home
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:28
    How much are you even planning to eat
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:28
    Re: #35
    Going all out
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:28
    Re: #34
    But you made this thread because you wanted people to react, right?
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:28
    That looks like an expensive car
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 12:29
    Re: #39
    It's about 3 million yen
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:00
    Solo BBQ kind of kills the whole point of BBQ, doesn't it
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:01
    Re: #75
    Well, if you're alone, regular yakiniku would do just as well
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:33
    Just drink one beer, you'll be fine
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:36
    Re: #88
    Can't risk it, if I get caught it's an automatic license suspension
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:35
    Doesn't this look kinda AI-generated?
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:38
    Re: #89
    The text on the charcoal bag and the mont-bell logo are way too crisp, so it's real
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:40
    Wait, does mont-bell even make bear logos/gear? (comment is garbled in the original)
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:42
    Re: #92
    That's just the chair backrest — this mix-up happens every single thread

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live News G) thread “[Urgent] Some guy is BBQing on the beach lol.”

  • ‘No Kids, Life’s a Wreck’ — 5ch Splits Over the Emptiness That Hits After 50

    It started with a post reading, “Once you’re past 50, you stop knowing what you’re even living for” — and spiraled into a debate on 5ch’s ‘anything goes’ live discussion board (Nanchan) about how having kids or not shapes the back half of life.

    Posters who resented losing their freedom to child-rearing squared off against those dreading loneliness and emptiness in old age — and one self-described childless single with roughly ¥150 million (over $1 million) in assets chimed in with a confession of their own.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:02
    Once you hit your 50s, you stop knowing what you're even living for
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:03
    Feels like I'm gonna reach that point way sooner than that
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:03
    Re: #3
    Might hit some people once they're past 40 too
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:03
    Never thought there'd come a day I'd get sick of myself (or start showing the signs of it)
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:05
    Re: #7
    Yeah, that day comes.
    Once you get older, change stops happening on its own.
    When you're young, stuff around you just keeps changing whether you like it or not, but once you're older you have to actively create change yourself — and you don't have the energy left for that.
    If you've got kids, they force change into your life whether you want it or not.
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:03
    Wonder how my old man felt when I cut him off at 18
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:06
    Re: #9
    Maybe once you're older they'll reach out to you first.
    But even if they don't, you should be the one to call.
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:04
    The whole country's already screwed at this point

    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:04
    Are you dumb? Wrecking your body from a young age to raise kids is the real 'life's over'
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:05
    If you've got nieces and nephews living nearby and you're actually close with them, you'll be fine
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:23
    Re: #15
    Nieces and nephews grow up, get married, and move out too, you know
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:05
    Must've been a real blast, throwing away roughly 20 years of freedom for your kids
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:07
    Re: #16
    Wanting freedom is a young person's thing.
    Once you're older, freedom loses its appeal.
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:30
    Re: #16
    Honestly, it's actually pretty fun
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:07
    Re: #14
    Sorry, but overall, childless people just seem to have less fulfilling lives than people raising kids
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:09
    Re: #26
    You really know that many childless people over 50?
    What kind of world are you living in?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:10
    Re: #37
    Childless 50-somethings are gonna become more common once the 'yutori' generation (Japan's relaxed-education cohort) hits that age
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:12
    Re: #37
    Well, I'm over 40, so
    of course I know a few people in their 50s.
    I mean, if you're a normal working adult, isn't it pretty normal to know a handful of people like that anyway?
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:15
    Well, I'm pushing 50 myself and childless.
    Only thing I've got is money, for what it's worth.
    About ¥150 million.
    No kids to leave it to, so yeah, there's an emptiness to it.
    Guess I'll just live it up however I want with this cash.
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:17
    Re: #59
    Money you earned just to hand over in taxes, lol
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:18
    Re: #59
    Isn't it more like you've got assets, but also liabilities?
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:18
    Re: #59
    As an individual, that's the right call.
    Pouring your resources into other people to find your worth is just proof you're empty inside
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:20
    The reason low birth rates aren't envied to begin with is that this generation watched what happened once their parents got married and realized it's already too late by then.
    Marriage = happiness is an outdated equation.
    Or rather, marriage itself might make you happy, but the kind of marriage a 'chii-gyuu' (this board's self-deprecating term for a dorky, unremarkable-looking guy) can actually land is just a 'weak man's marriage' — so yeah, staying single starts looking better.

    And from the women's side, it's like this too
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:21
    Re: #75
    If you refuse to compromise and keep aiming higher, I think you'll just be miserable forever
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:22
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:23
    Re: #79
    Both sides thinking 'I didn't want to marry someone like this' while compromising, living together around the clock in a tense, bickering household — and then having a kid born into that kind of family?
    What's happy about that, lol
    It's just history repeating itself
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:24
    Re: #84
    If you compromise, it won't be tense
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #87
    It will be, it's full of stress
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #87
    Compromising by just not getting married is the easy way
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    You've got kids yourself, so why are you here speaking for how childless middle-aged guys feel?
    That mentality is baffling
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    Re: #92
    It's because you don't actually have kids.
    Probably no wife either
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    Re: #92
    One thing's for sure, that's not something a happy person would do
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    Will our kids' generation not need to work at all,
    or are they gonna become an even worse 'ice age' generation (Japan's infamous lost-generation of job seekers)?

    https://tadaup.jp/8rDSmaKU.jpeg
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Honestly, I'm not great with kids —
    but would my own kid actually seem cute to me?
    121AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #119
    Depends on the person.
    If it worked that way for everyone, child abuse wouldn't happen
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:38
    Re: #119
    For most people, yeah
    128AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:39
    Re: #119
    It's fine to stay bad with kids.
    Once you get older, you stop even having emotional reactions like 'not good with this' or 'this is hard.'
    All that's left is emptiness that just keeps lingering.
    The depression rate among elderly people living alone is seriously high, after all.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanchan) thread “People Without Kids Are Screwed in Life”.

  • Mobile Batteries Keep Catching Fire: Japan to Mandate Third-Party Inspections as Most Sold Domestically Are Chinese-Made

    Following a string of fire incidents involving mobile power banks, the Japanese government has settled on a policy to mandate third-party inspections. In the 5ch thread, users — largely taking for granted that most power banks are Chinese-made — debated the reliability of individual brands like Anker and how much the PSE safety mark actually accomplishes in practice.

    Sun, Aug 23, 5:01 AM (JST)

    Yomiuri Shimbun Online

    Following a string of fire incidents involving mobile power banks, the Japanese government has settled on a policy to drastically strengthen safety regulations. The centerpiece is mandating inspections by third-party organizations, aimed at tightening checks at the manufacturing stage and preventing substandard products from reaching the market. The government plans to announce the policy within the month, targeting implementation within the current fiscal year through revisions to relevant ministerial ordinances.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:16
    Guess there really are people out there buying Chinese-made power banks.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:17
    Re: #4
    And what brand of power bank do YOU use, then?
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    Re: #4
    Power banks are basically all Chinese-made at this point — it's not "Chinese vs. not," it's just good Chinese-made vs. bad Chinese-made.
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:18
    Not just power banks — I stopped keeping rechargeable lights in my car too.
    Don't need that catching fire on me.
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    Re: #8
    Same goes for handheld fans, so don't leave those in there either.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    I don't get how people are willing to buy no-name power banks.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:22
    Re: #10
    Does Anker even count as a real brand?
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:19
    > Self-inspection
    > A high-grade PSE mark backed by third-party inspection

    Wait, there are TWO kinds of PSE marks???
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:22
    Re: #11
    There's a triangle one and a circle one —
    one's checked by a third-party body, the other the maker just slaps on itself more or less voluntarily.
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:48
    Re: #11
    The registered inspection body just reviews the manufacturer's self-inspection documents "on paper."

    They're technically supposed to inspect the factories too, but that only means confirming the test equipment works — there's no way to actually verify whether the self-inspection was done properly, so they just don't check.

    And of course, a PSE mark can still be issued even when the inspection was done by a Chinese registered inspection body.


    According to METI (Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry), this is apparently all perfectly safe and secure lol
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:23
    They've started selling semi-solid-state power banks recently.
    170AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:50
    Re: #22
    Just go with lithium iron phosphate (LFP) then.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:24
    Still using a Buffalo power bank from 15 years ago.
    Zero issues whatsoever.
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:25
    Re: #28
    Makes you wonder what actually separates the batteries that last for years from the short-lived ones.
    Japanese makers really ought to be advertising this strength more.
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:44
    Re: #28
    My eneloop mobile booster (aka "mobab") — bought it around the time of the 3/11 earthquake — is still going strong.
    My Panasonic one died long ago, but the Sanyo-made stuff really holds up.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:25
    Honestly, can't we just ban Chinese batteries outright at this point?
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:27
    Re: #33
    But if you did that, almost no other country even makes power banks, so they'd basically vanish from the market lol
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:26
    Even Anker used to feel like some sketchy Chinese brand back in the day.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:28
    Re: #35
    Still sketchy now, honestly.
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:33
    Re: #35
    Back then they used Panasonic's tough, safe cells.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:37
    Re: #35
    Anker… more like "Akan-ker" (a pun on "akan," Japanese slang for "no good").
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:28
    Looked into it — there isn't a single Japanese-made lithium-ion cell left.
    Maxell used to make them but gave that up ages ago.
    So it really comes down to a choice between the bulky, high-safety type or the compact lithium-ion type.
    95AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:48
    Re: #43
    You mean cylindrical cells vs. LiPo?
    I've got one of the Maxell cylindrical ones — 6700mAh, not huge capacity, but plenty unless you're gaming on it.
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:30
    I used to use an Elecom power bank, but it swelled up within a year and became unusable.
    My Anker one wore out before it ever swelled.
    I've bought about three Anker batteries and never had one swell up on me —
    about the only gripe is the bundled charging cable is total junk and frays almost immediately.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:38
    Re: #48
    The high-capacity ones do swell up, actually.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:30
    Chinese-made products have such an overwhelming market share that of course the fire count would be proportionally higher too.
    "Chinese-made = junk" is such a Showa-era mindset.
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:34
    Re: #49
    There are plenty of solid Chinese-made products,
    but the problem these days is that the good ones and the junk ones all get thrown together in a "mystery hot pot" and sold side by side on e-commerce sites.

    Power banks are basically all Chinese-made anyway —
    if every Chinese-made unit were actually solid, we wouldn't be seeing this many fire incidents.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:50
    Plenty of these just print the PSE mark on without authorization.
    They need to publish a list of certified products online.
    121AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:05
    Re: #99
    That's not quite it — importers are required to obtain a certificate from a registered inspection body.

    The inspections themselves are just full of holes.
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:58
    Re: #86
    I've got one too, but the charging speed is slow and the capacity's lacking.
    117AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:01
    Re: #112
    The output is only 1A, so it's usable for something like a "garaho" (a bare-bones Android device styled like an old feature phone), but it struggles with smartphones that have big batteries and high power draw.
    130AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:13
    These days, virtually every power bank sold in Japan is Made in China (PRC).
    So what can you do? At best, you compromise by picking one that's Made in China but managed by a Japanese manufacturer.
    I still use a Sony one — even though it's manufactured in China, it's been solid and reliable.
    154AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:35
    Re: #151
    Like I said in Re: #130, Made-in-Japan power banks are almost nonexistent — you could count them on one hand.
    And the few that exist can't compete on price anyway.
    So even if you go with Made-in-China, the one line you absolutely must hold firm on is "Produced by a Japanese company."
    Just make sure the design and manufacturing aren't entirely Chinese from end to end.
    135AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:16
    My whole house is full of LiPo, Li-ion, every kind of lithium battery.
    These days anything you buy is rechargeable, no matter what it is.
    140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:21
    Re: #135
    For stuff you rarely use, leaving it sitting around just kills the battery, so it's actually more convenient if it runs on plain disposable batteries —
    like old digital cameras used to (some still do).
    138AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:20
    Re: #1
    Products with Chinese-made batteries should just be banned from use in Japan entirely.
    141AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:23
    Re: #138
    That'd wipe out 99% of everything.
    158AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:39
    Re: #138
    Bye-bye smartphones then, lol

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Mobile Batteries Keep Catching Fire: Third-Party Inspections to Be Mandated to Eliminate Substandard Products… Most Sold Domestically Are Chinese-Made.”

  • Cat GIFs and Food-Porn Pics Flood the Thread — 5ch Melts: ‘Love It…🥰’

    In a thread on 5ch’s ‘Live: Anything Goes’ board (Nanademo Jikkyou G), cat GIFs and mouth-watering food pics kept pouring in, and the replies piled up.

    Along the way, news broke in about figure-skating pair Riku Miura & Ryuichi Kihara’s (‘Riku-Ryu’) engagement announcement and Kashiwa Reysol’s climb to the top of the J-League table, sending the chat off on repeated tangents.

    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:05
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:06
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:20
    Re: #7
    Love it…🥰 (5ch slang "sukoda" — short for "suki da," i.e. "I like it")
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:07
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:08
    Wanna eat this🥺
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:10
    😴
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:14
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:16
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:17
    [Order now and get a free stylish little bowl!]🏡
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1787469400/

    What even is this
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:19
    Re: #31
    Cut it out with the multi-quote chains
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:20
    Wanna eat this🥺
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:22
    Re: #38

    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:23
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:24
    Riku-Ryu pair announces engagement
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #48
    What's that got to do with us?
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #49
    Might have something to do with us — let's think about it
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:26
    Re: #52
    Hmm… dunno🥺
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    🫶
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:26
    A genuinely gorgeous girl

    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    What should I eat tonight🥺
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    Re: #56
    🤥🫴💩
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    Pomero Punch is playing Pokémon!👊😎👊

    [First Playthrough] #7 Now that Gyarados has joined the team! 【Pokémon FireRed】【Pomero Punch / NIJISANJI】
    https://youtu.be/zBOPbIHBogk https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zBOPbIHBogk/maxresdefault_live.jpg
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:27
    Re: #57
    Bzzz-vroom!?
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:30
    Re: #57
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:31
    Re: #57
    Her voice isn't what I pictured
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:29
    Re: #53
    There might be a chance of a crossover with the 'BatoGa' spinoff🥺
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:30
    Re: #62
    Who cares about 'BatoGa'
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:29
    Love Hu Tao…🥰


    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:30
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:31
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:33
    Slap on your favorite emojis and feel refreshed!
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:34
    Re: #77
    5 Anonymous Edge-user [] 2026/08/22 (Sat) 15:03:07.101 ID:px2T1Uchj

    Yaaay!👶🏻👶🏼👶👶🏽👶🏾
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:34
    Speaking of Hololive's 'Riku-Ryu'-style pairs, who comes to mind?
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:35
    Re: #85
    The Azuiro pair
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:35
    Re: #85
    Mafia and Hajime
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Re: #85
    🦋 and Mafumafu
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:40
    [Great news] Kashiwa Reysol takes the top spot
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:41
    Re: #108
    Kashiiwaaa, odoriiii wa keeeh🙄 (playful, drawn-out cheer)

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Live: Anything Goes / Nanademo Jikkyou G) thread “The Night Bus That Comes Carrying You Looked Pink to Me (・o・🍬)🏰.”

  • Men Share Sit-Down Peeing Fail Stories — 5ch Rallies Behind: “Just Hold Your Junk Down”

    Men on 5ch have been flooding a thread with stories about the discomfort of “sit-to-pee” (座りション, peeing while sitting on the toilet) — from the unpleasant feeling of their junk touching the bowl to accidentally soaking their pants when the stream got away from them.

    Opinions split on whether you should just hold it down with your hand, or whether the real problem is that toilet bowls are simply too narrow — and some posters recommended dedicated guard products sold on Amazon.

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:57
    That shouldn't happen even without lifting the seat.
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:57
    I hate sitting on the toilet because I end up pooping even when I didn't need to go.
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:58
    Re: #4
    The reverse is true too.
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:59
    When I've been holding it in so long my bladder's about to burst, the stream comes out with so much force it clears the rim guard and my pants down around my ankles get soaked.
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:00
    Anyone who's messed up once just learns to point it down with their hand.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:00
    Why are you hard in the first place?
    With a shallow bowl, it's the tip of your soft dick hanging down and touching the rim that's the real problem.
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:01
    It happens sometimes when it comes out in a strong burst.
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:01
    It's not built for a dick pointing straight down, so it's a structural flaw.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:02
    There's a "sit-pee silicone guard" thing on Amazon.
    Works great.
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:02
    Why don't you just hold it down with your hand?
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:26
    Re: #16
    Your dick still touches the bowl either way.
    Have you never actually tried this? (エアプ, "air play" — slang for talking like you know something you've never actually done)
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:02
    It's a mystery why potty chairs (おまる, kids' training potties) never caught on for adults.
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:02
    I hold it with my hand so I'm fine 🫳
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:03
    Re: #19
    The whole advantage is not having to touch it at all.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:31
    Re: #19
    You should stop doing that.
    I held it down with my hand and peed with my usual force, and there was a "sizzle" sound and a jolt of pain shot through my dick.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:02
    Splashback hits my dick pretty often.
    So I adjust how hard I go as I pee.
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:03
    This one time I felt really sick while out, ran into a bathroom, and peed with a totally limp dick — that's when it happened, and I panicked.
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:04
    Everyone who sits down to pee must be small down there.
    If you're big it touches the bowl and gets gross, so I never sit unless I'm actually pooping.
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:04
    If I don't hold it with my hand it touches the seat, so this has never happened to me.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:04
    Hold. Your dick. Down.
    Just hold your dick down.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:09
    Isn't the tip touching the bowl actually pretty dangerous, seriously?
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:11
    It's not your dick touching the bowl — your ass is just too big.
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:11
    Toilets seriously need a redesign. The front's too narrow.
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    I get it, I'm big too.
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    When I'm hard I hold it with my hand.
    Mine's big enough that it almost touches, so I have to adjust.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:31
    Happens to me all the time.
    Last time I had my wife go home to grab me spare pants and underwear.
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:34
    Re: #76
    Could you stop bragging about having a wife who nurses you like that?
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:42
    Best fix is just adding a urinal at home too.
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:46
    Re: #93
    But if you're going to bother installing two toilets, you'd rather have one that can also handle No. 2.
    100AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:48
    Honestly, even at 183cm (6'0") I find the bowls too small.
    The toilets at business hotels are so tiny I thought they were made for kindergartners.
    104AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #100
    Business hotels also often leave zero space in front of the bowl, which doesn't help either.
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #96
    Just make the bathroom bigger and put both a urinal and a regular toilet in one room.
    My grandma's house had that setup — it was handy.
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:03
    Re: #103
    When you factor in the extra cleaning, you'd decide it's not worth it.
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:57
    Apparently this happens to women too.
    Like when it hits their labia (ビラ, slang) and throws off the angle.
    111AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:58
    Re: #110
    Wait, "labia"? Like the flyers hotels hand out? lol (ビラ is slang for both "labia" and the everyday word for "flyer/pamphlet" — that's the joke)
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:00
    Whoever leaves it looking like this — are they trying to set a trap? Goddammit.

    114AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:03
    Re: #112
    No, we're talking about peeing here.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread「[Image] Sit-to-Pee — This Is Why It’s Scary wwwwwwww」.

  • One Piece Popularity Poll: Boa Hancock Falls Out of the Top 10 — 5ch: ‘Her Votes Got Cut in Half, LOL’

    In One Piece’s latest popularity poll, the Empress Boa Hancock (31) dropped from 7th place last time to 12th, falling out of the top 10 entirely. Even more striking than the ranking drop is that her vote count fell to less than half of what it was last time — sparking a wide range of theories on 5ch about why her popularity has cratered.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:37
    For reference, she was 7th last time.
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:38
    I don't even know who Sabo or Carrot are.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:39
    Re: #2
    No way, how do you not know Sabo?
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:38
    The fact that a woman like a Celestial Dragon (the story's ultra-entitled ruling class) was 7th place last time is wild.
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:39
    Well she's got a rotten personality for an older lady, so…
    Honestly, why was she even popular in the first place?
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:40
    Funny how "the loser's son" is still popular despite dying such a pathetic death.
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:41
    Re: #10
    It's like Coil and Tashiro Masashi (a Japanese celebrity infamous for his drug-scandal downfall) — a real fall from grace.
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:41
    390,000 votes last time, under 200,000 this time — Hancock's popularity has completely cratered, lol.
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:44
    Re: #11
    Honestly this is the more shocking part.
    Her popularity's in freefall.
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:41
    Sounds like Oda really can't stand Hirata — well, not Sanji, but his voice actor Hirata.
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:40
    Re: #12
    He dislikes him enough to make a dressing-room noren (curtain) nobody asked for and just send it to him.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:42


    She's the type of woman who'll kick a cat and casually smash a statue some kid made.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:43
    Re: #15
    Terrifying that someone like this was 7th place in popularity.
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:44
    Re: #15
    She's got an edge to her, I like it.
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:25
    Re: #15
    What an unpleasant character.
    What was the author even going for with her characterization?
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:46
    Isn't it just nostalgic old guys who still like Hancock?
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:05
    Re: #26
    Isn't One Piece itself only read by middle-aged men and women at this point?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:48
    How many years has it even been since she last showed up, anyway?
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:03
    Re: #29
    Last time was before Hancock's re-appearance in the story.
    Once she actually came back, her popularity tanked.
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:51
    It's not the 7th-to-12th drop that gets me, it's the votes getting cut in half lol
    She's lost a ton of popularity, wonder why.
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:14
    Re: #35
    Probably because she lost so pathetically to Blackbeard.
    Ace and Law lost too, but at least they put up a good fight.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:53


    I love how Blackbeard just puts her in her place.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:57
    Re: #40
    Guess in the end she's just another "woman" character, same as Nami and Tashigi.
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:35
    Re: #40
    I hate Blackbeard, but that scene was oddly satisfying.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:54
    Re: #36
    Crocodile and Mihawk haven't had any screen time either, but they still beat Hancock, huh?
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:01
    Re: #42
    Hancock's last appearance was the Blackbeard attack in chapter 1059 of the manga.
    Since then, over the past 1-2 years, Mihawk, Crocodile, and Buggy have all shown up here and there.
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:24

    The fact that Usopp is in the top 20.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:25
    Re: #69
    The "fish" (Jinbe) that loses to Brook and Franky… lol
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:30
    Why is Cracker so popular?
    Shouldn't Katakuri be ranked higher instead?
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:31
    Re: #79
    Well, it's a ranking where Nami's in 4th place, so…
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:49
    Re: #1
    【Straw Hat Crew】
    1st: Luffy
    2nd: Zoro
    3rd: Sanji
    4th: Nami
    6th: Robin
    13th: Chopper
    19th: Usopp
    27th: Brook
    28th: Vivi
    29th: Franky
    30th: Jinbe
    45th: Merry (the ship)
    90th: Sunny (the ship)
    91st: Karoo
    100AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:49
    Re: #99
    【Four Emperors】
    1st: Luffy
    8th: Shanks
    25th: Buggy
    36th: Whitebeard (Newgate)
    60th: Teach (Blackbeard)
    63rd: Big Mom (Linlin)
    66th: Kaido

    【Seven Warlords of the Sea】
    5th: Law
    9th: Mihawk
    10th: Crocodile
    12th: Hancock
    22nd: Doflamingo
    25th: Buggy
    30th: Jinbe
    32nd: Kuma
    60th: Teach (Blackbeard)
    67th: Moria
    Unranked: Weevil

    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:50
    Re: #100
    LOL Weevil
    104AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:51
    Re: #100
    Let's just cut the unpopular ones, this works better, right?

    【Four Emperors】
    1st: Luffy
    8th: Shanks
    25th: Buggy
    36th: Whitebeard

    【Seven Warlords of the Sea】
    5th: Law
    9th: Mihawk
    10th: Crocodile
    12th: Hancock
    22nd: Doflamingo
    30th: Jinbe
    32nd: Kuma
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:53
    Re: #1
    Aren't these results pretty much as expected?
    113AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:55
    Re: #109
    Just looking at the rankings, it's actually a lot better than last time.
    Would be even better if Hancock dropped to around 20th.
    110AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:54
    It's less about the ranking and more that her votes have completely collapsed.
    Did people finally wake up to what a terrible woman Hancock is and turn on her?
    114AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:56
    Re: #110
    Looking at rank alone she only dropped 5 spots, but in reality her popularity's been cut in half, lol.
    131AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:09
    Re: #1

    This probably did more to tank her popularity than the whole Uta thing.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G board) thread “[Sad News] Empress Boa Hancock (31) Falls Out of the Top 10 in Popularity Poll lol.”

  • Backlash Erupts Over ‘Rikuryu’ Pair’s Marriage Announcement, 5ch Split on Reaction

    When figure skating pair “Rikuryu” announced their marriage, 5ch was filled less with congratulations than with questions about the timing of the announcement and how the media had been hyping the couple up.

    Thread comments compared it to “Ohtani Harassment” (a term for relentless, forced media coverage of star athletes), while others voiced frustration that the pair had never openly confirmed they were dating — leaving the discussion split between support and criticism.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:20
    Why, though…?
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:23
    It's not the couple's fault, but if you're not even interested and people keep shoving 'Rikuryu Pair! Rikuryu Pair!' in your face, this is what happens, isn't it?
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:24
    They botched the timing of this announcement, the branding is terrible.
    If they'd been keeping it vague until now, they needed to start with an 'officially dating' phase first. Jumping straight from that to an engagement announcement just leaves everyone with that nagging 'wait, so you WERE together — why keep it vague??' feeling.
    If it was going to be like this, they should've just announced it when they retired.
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:30
    Re: #5
    Show some respect for the original meme
    tps://i.imgur.com/iBVfI9q.jpeg
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:10
    Re: #14
    That's not the same as two kids flirting in the corner of a classroom, come on
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:12
    Re: #14
    It's sad that this is getting piled on with replies instead of actual congratulations.
    Once your heart gets that poor, it's over.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:26
    tps://i.imgur.com/hwZymnd.png
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:11
    Re: #7
    First time Soshima (comedian from duo Shimofuri Myojo) has ever made me laugh
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:26
    The name sounds like 'Tokuryu' (police slang for the loosely-connected, social-media-recruited crime rings) and that's kind of unsettling
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:27
    Famous former athletes like this must have a rough time with all the antis if they keep living in Japan.
    Just like Ohtani, getting out of Japan is the right move.
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:29
    Kind of feel bad for the guy's former skating partner
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:30
    Whenever it was that they got asked about their relationship and basically said 'use your imagination,' it was already confirmed then. What's the big deal now?
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:30
    The couple themselves did nothing wrong, but the media won't shut up about every little thing
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:31
    Are these two really worth this much of an uproar? That's what I keep thinking.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:32
    Same pattern as 'Ohtani Harassment.'
    When the media does nothing but glorify 'winner' athletes nonstop, a group of people who resent it inevitably shows up.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:32
    Honestly, that kind of thing was still bearable to watch because they weren't officially a couple, but now that they're married it's just extra creepy
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:35
    Re: #21
    Makes you think, 'oh, so that's just how pairs skating is.'
    Feels less like a sport and more like an expression of romantic/sexual chemistry.
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:33
    Had no idea who they were
    Made this 42-year-old want to get married too. Congratulations.
    https://www.youtube.com/live/tR0Tcfp4lbo?si=pamkT06Ti17dMeTP
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:35
    It was pretty obvious the media was forcing this into a 'boom,' so there was already a lot of built-up distaste for it.
    They're probably desperate since there aren't any easy-to-sell stars left these days, but overdoing it backfires.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:35
    They'd even gone and done promo appearances for Chuni Dora to boost their likability, and now this…
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:42
    What about the 'Tokuryu Pair,' though?
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:03
    Re: #35
    The husband-and-wife 'yami baito' (shady, anonymously-recruited crime job) duo from Tochigi — that's the real 'Tokuryu Pair'
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:43
    Pairs figure skating is just a nonstop parade of affairs, divorces, and getting cheated on (NTR) — such a mess it's actually entertaining
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:48
    [Sad News] Japanese netizens' search suggestions for this happy, newly-married couple are disturbingly nasty
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:54
    I thought they were a rare couple — no attitude at all, no individual fanbases fighting over them, nobody jealous. Guess I was wrong?
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:57
    Re: #51
    There are people out there with unbelievably twisted hearts.
    X (Twitter) these days might honestly be worse than old 5ch.
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:00
    Re: #51
    It's because they were obviously dating this whole time, kept saying 'no we're not,' and then dropped the marriage announcement at some weird moment, isn't it
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:02
    The marriage itself is great news, but I still don't get it — they'd always have these lovestruck faces together right after competitions, yet acted like 'we're not dating, though…?' I still can't wrap my head around that.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:05
    Re: #64
    The press conference after the Olympics made zero sense.
    I don't get why they bothered hiding it at all.
    Something about these two just feels off.
    Like their communication is a bit out of sync, maybe.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:09
    Sure, they made it to the top of the world, but retiring at this age — how are they going to make a living?
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:11
    Re: #75
    They'll probably keep doing ice shows
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:17
    Re: #82
    They mean pairs figure skating is like 'the corner of the classroom' within the whole entertainment-sports world.
    It's sarcasm about them not being the ones in the spotlight.
    Can you not read between the lines?
    104AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:19
    Re: #96
    Oh really? 'Corner of the classroom,' huh — even though 'Rikuryu' was up for Buzzword of the Year. Figure skating ratings are higher than pro baseball or the J.League, you know.
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:18
    That's just jealousy, plain and simple
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:21
    Re: #102
    Same as the Ohtani-jealousy crowd. Some people complain about Ohtani too, like 'why does the news bother spending airtime on some random athlete?'
    117AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:27
    Re: #109
    Exactly, you get it.
    Just like with 'Ohtani Harassment,' the vast majority of ordinary people have zero interest in figure skating.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] The ‘Rikuryu’ Pair Is Getting Hated On Big Time.”

  • 500 High Schoolers Surveyed: ‘We Don’t Care How Middle-Aged Men Look’ — 5ch Split Over the Findings

    An article went viral after a research firm specializing in teens surveyed 500 current high schoolers about their attitudes toward “ojisan” (middle-aged men) appearance and behavior — things like leg hair, wiping their faces with an oshibori (hot towel), and dressing younger than their age — and found that many respondents said they simply didn’t care. On 5ch, opinions split between those who saw it as “not tolerance, just plain indifference” and others debating generational differences in values.

    ◼What 500 High Schoolers Said: “Bothered” or “Not Bothered”?

    Men’s looks and behavior tend to spark debate every summer. So what do Reiwa-era young people actually think? Wakamono Research, a research firm specializing in teens and current high schoolers, conducted a survey on attitudes toward “ojisan” looks and behavior — and it revealed young people’s real, honest opinions.

    The survey was conducted online in June 2026, targeting current high schoolers (male and female) nationwide, with 500 valid responses collected in total.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:08
    This reads like fiction.
    Young guys these days get their leg hair removed anyway,
    and Reiwa-era high schoolers' parents don't even have the habit of wiping their faces with an oshibori (hot towel) anymore.
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:10
    Re: #2
    Not everyone's like that, come on.
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:51
    Re: #2
    Sounds like someone who watches way too much TV lol
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:10
    It's not tolerance, it's more like they just don't care.
    They're not even on the radar.

    It's the old ladies who are the ones complaining.
    163AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:21
    Re: #3
    Exactly.
    To Gen Z, for whom men's makeup is totally normal, the Showa generation must look like they're from another planet.
    Still, I do think kids these days are genuinely kind.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:11
    Gen Z cares a lot about their own looks but is tolerant of others.
    The Yutori ("relaxed education") and Satori ("enlightened/low-desire") generations, meanwhile, are vain AND scarily hateful toward others.
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:23
    Re: #5
    I think it's less tolerance, more just not being interested.
    113AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:50
    Re: #5
    Honestly, I have to agree with this one.
    That's the generation that grew up watching the Employment Ice Age generation struggle, and was drilled by parents and teachers from childhood to always come out on top.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:12
    My guess is that guys like that just don't register as important enough to care about at all.
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:12
    People these days actually get along with their parents in the first place — that whole rebelling-against-the-older-generation thing seems to have faded out sometime in the '90s or mid-2000s.
    9AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:13
    Re: #8
    I hear they don't even go through a rebellious phase.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:26
    Re: #8
    That's because the parent generation changed.
    Forcing their own values on their kids, that intolerant "it has to be this way" attitude — the Yutori-generation parents have way less of that compared to before.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:13
    I hate these articles that are written just to stir up conflict.
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:13
    The ones who actually get worked up about this are the weird ones.
    Most people feel this way, but sites play up a noisy minority as if it were public opinion just to farm engagement.
    Cunningham's Law in action.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:16
    Re: #9
    Middle and high schoolers these days really don't seem to be at odds with their parents — even daughters get along fine with their dads.
    Maybe the rebellious phase isn't some universal human thing after all.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:19
    Re: #20
    When I was young it was normal to say "don't wash my clothes together with Dad's," but my daughter doesn't care at all.
    She's like "once it's washed it's all the same anyway" lol.
    Pretty dry personality lol
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:26
    People currently around 35-40 are probably the most difficult, most disliked, troublesome generation as far as other generations are concerned.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:32
    Re: #50
    That age group is still tolerant, honestly.
    It's the 40s-to-60s crowd — especially those around 55 who graduated right at the tail end of the bubble economy — who are the scary ones.
    Still stuck in the Showa era.
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:28
    The ones staring down men over 40 are grandmas over 50.
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:35
    Sounds like kids these days don't despise their fathers the way they used to.
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:37
    Re: #73
    That's because fathers are actually involved in child-rearing now.
    More time spent with the kids naturally means getting along better.
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:37
    Shorts already look questionable even on middle-aged guys,
    and now even the grandpas are starting to wear them.
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:43
    Re: #79
    Grandpa, shorts are totally normal in hot countries, you know?
    These days even civil servants are allowed to wear shorts on the job.
    Japan's basically tropical now.
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:42
    Re: #83
    Maybe it's the smell that bothers people?
    Body odor, scalp odor, behind the ears, and age-related odor all blended together with an overpowering, pricey cologne on top.
    138AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:01
    Re: #93
    I only wear cologne occasionally — Jardin de Nil — but I shower every day,
    so any age-related odor from my scalp or neck should be kept in check.
    114AnonymousAug 23, 2026 13:51
    Basically it just means the generation that hangs out on 5ch has a rotten personality.
    154AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:14
    Re: #114
    You mean the losers of the Employment Ice Age generation?
    Those guys kept insisting marriage is "the grave of life."
    Bottom-tier types who never marry or have kids are just a burden on society.
    150AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:13
    High schoolers don't really clash with them, but I bet once women become adults they start disliking middle-aged men.
    165AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:22
    Re: #150
    That's only the uptight, easily-irritated women.
    176AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:36
    Re: #163
    It's a difference in emotional bandwidth.
    To young people, middle-aged men are just a "eh, whatever, not my problem" kind of thing.
    183AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:49
    This whole thing feels pretty condescending to me —
    kind of like when I think "well, that's just something grandpa and grandma who can't even use a smartphone would do."
    184AnonymousAug 23, 2026 14:50
    Re: #183
    Old folks these days are all pretty good at handling smartphones and computers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread: “Reiwa High Schoolers Are Shockingly Tolerant of ‘Ojisan’?? What the Survey on Leg Hair, Face Towels, and Dressing Young Reveals About Young People’s ‘Kindness’”.