Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Crematorium Capacity Crunch Hits Over 40% of Japan’s Major Cities — 5ch: ‘I Was Made to Wait 6 Days’

    A Yomiuri Shimbun survey has found that more than 40% of Japan’s 20 designated major cities with public crematoriums risk having cremation demand outstrip capacity by 2040 at the latest. Yokohama and Hiroshima are already over capacity, and Chiba City reportedly sees cremation waits of 7 to 10 days in winter. The underlying cause is the approaching “mass death society,” in which deaths are rising as the baby boomer generation ages. On 5ch, users traded personal accounts of waiting six days to cremate a family member, suggestions that reviewing cooling times could speed up furnace turnover, and comments noting that many people don’t even know how crematorium reservations work — with reactions split between emphasizing how dire the shortage is and how much room there is to fix it.

    A Yomiuri Shimbun survey has found that more than 40% of designated major cities operating crematoriums risk facing capacity strain (逼迫, “hippaku”) by around 2040 at the latest. The cause is the full onset of the “mass death society” as the baby boomer generation ages, with facility renewal costs also straining municipal budgets.

    Yomiuri asked all 20 designated major cities with public crematoriums whether — and when — their annual cremation volume might exceed capacity (as of this June).

    Yokohama and Hiroshima both answered that they were “already over capacity.” Five cities said it would happen “by the 2030s”: Saitama (around 2030), Chiba (around 2033), Kawasaki (around 2036), Sagamihara (around 2035-36), and Sakai (around 2035). Two cities, Okayama (around 2040) and Fukuoka (around 2035-40), said “by 2040.” In Chiba, cremation waits of roughly 7 to 10 days reportedly occur in winter, when deaths rise.

    Source: yomiuri.co.jp / Original article here

    13AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:16
    My grandma shows zero sign of dying
    Is this 'mass death society' thing even real?
    17AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:17
    Sounds like they could roll out a discount plan — cremate like 5 bodies at once
    21AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:19
    Re: #17
    Joint cremations might seriously become more common
    Fuel use probably won't differ much, so costs would drop
    29AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:22
    Yokohama has about 111 deaths a day
    If each furnace runs 3 cycles, 44 furnaces = 132 cycles
    Looks like it should be enough at first glance
    But deaths cluster in winter, so maybe that's why it can't keep up
    42AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:30
    Re: #29
    My dad died last summer, and we had to wait a full 6 days before he could be cremated
    Yokohama's situation is pretty dire too
    31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:23
    If you don't need the remains, could cremation be done in just a few minutes?
    133AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:06
    Re: #31
    Nope.
    Cremation takes the same amount of time regardless of whether you want the remains or not.
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:27
    If you just dumped bodies in the mountains as bear food
    it'd have the side benefit of keeping bears from coming down into neighborhoods and farmland too
    58AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:39
    So if cremation can't keep up, does it come down to 'just bury them instead'?
    67AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:42
    Re: #58
    No way that happens
    Burial takes up more space
    and digging graves takes a lot more labor too
    74AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:44
    Re: #58
    Actually, burial used to be the Japanese tradition,
    but right around when the baby boomers were born, population growth and urban concentration meant
    there was no land to bury people in, plus sanitation issues, so cremation spread instead

    We switched to cremation because there was no room for burial — we can't just go back to burial now
    80AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:46
    I'm in Osaka — 3 years ago my dad passed away on a Monday, and since the crematorium was booked solid we had to wait until Friday
    The funeral home brought fresh dry ice every day until the funeral
    146AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:10
    Re: #80
    Crematoriums actually have openings early in the morning or in the evening.
    Funeral homes say 'this is the only slot we could get,' but that's because once you hold the funeral service first and then go to the crematorium, the arrival time ends up falling in a narrow window — and that particular window is just booked up.
    151AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:12
    Re: #146
    Same as train rush hour
    Crematoriums are stuck on the receiving end, so they can't really cut the peak themselves
    169AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:21
    Re: #151
    If it were 'kotsusou,' common in the Tohoku and Chubu regions, there'd be more room to spread things out
    Kotsusou means cremating first and holding the funeral afterward
    In regions that do kotsusou, the first furnace slot of the morning is the crowded one
    175AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:22
    Re: #151
    Any resident of the city, ward, town, or village can book the crematorium directly — some even let you book online.
    Make the reservation yourself, then find a funeral home that can arrange the service to match that time.
    When a funeral home tells you 'this is the only slot available,' that's a lie.
    96AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:50
    I mean, seriously
    why can't they handle something as easily predictable decades in advance as population demographics?
    104AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:52
    Re: #96
    'Not my job to deal with it' → kick the can
    'Not my job to deal with it' → kick the can
    'Not my job to deal with it' → kick the can
    106AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:53
    Re: #96
    'Not my job to deal with it' → kick the can
    'Not my job to deal with it' → kick the can
    'Not my job to deal with it' → kick the can
    109AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:56
    Re: #96
    It's because they're looking even further ahead lol
    Once the peak passes, demand drops back down after all
    102AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:52
    Who knows, really
    Cremation used to take about 2 hours, but these days with higher-powered furnaces it's more like 1 hour
    The places heading toward a crunch are probably just short on furnace power
    110AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:56
    Re: #102
    The burning itself is fast, but it's cooled naturally, and that's what takes time.
    A crematorium worker explained that if you use a fan to force-cool it, the finer bone fragments get blown away.
    138AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:08
    Re: #110
    These days everywhere uses air cooling, but forced cooling gets the cooling time down to about 15 minutes
    139AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:08
    Re: #110
    In that case
    they could probably boost furnace turnover by setting up a separate cooling area and bone-collection space
    It's probably just that things haven't gotten bad enough yet to justify going that far
    199AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:35
    But in 20 years this'll flip into a problem of having too much capacity
    202AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:37
    Re: #199
    The baby-boomer-echo generation is coming up next, so more like 40 years
    204AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:37
    Re: #199
    Even if crematoriums end up decommissioned later for having too much capacity, at least the sites are easier to repurpose than old nuclear plant sites lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Most crematoriums are run by municipalities, and building new facilities or renewing furnaces requires years to a decade of planning and budgeting. Population trends themselves are predictable over the long term, but if furnaces are added and the death-rate peak then passes, the facilities become excess capacity — which makes local governments cautious about investing. Indeed, the thread features both the criticism that “this was predictable decades ago” and the counter-view that “they’re just not moving because they’re already anticipating demand dropping after the peak,” suggesting this isn’t simply a case of bureaucratic inaction. Commenters also pointed out that wait times depend not just on the raw number of furnaces, but on funeral homes’ reservations clustering around preferred time slots, and on how cooling time after cremation is managed. The Yomiuri survey covered the 20 designated major cities with public crematoriums, and did not include smaller municipalities outside that category — so the article doesn’t tell us how much regional variation there might be in the actual severity of the shortage.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Crematorium Capacity at Risk of Strain in Over 40% of Designated Major Cities… as Baby Boomer Aging Brings Full Onset of ‘Mass Death Society’“.

  • “No Hit Songs This Year”? 5ch: “Honestly, It’s Just Mona-Q and M!LK”

    A thread titled “There Are Seriously No Hit Songs This Year” went up on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, sparking discussion about just how few hit songs there’ve been this year ahead of the year-end Kōhaku Uta Gassen (NHK’s New Year’s Eve song contest). The songs brought up were all idol tracks — M!LK’s “Sukisugite Horobu” (Dying From Loving You Too Much) and “Bakuretsu Aishiteru” (Explosively In Love), Juice=Juice’s “More! Mi Amore,” and Mona-Q’s “Honma Yade☆Nande Yanen☆Shiran Kedo” (That’s Right☆Why Though☆Dunno) — with repeated comments that nothing resembling a true nationwide hit could be found. The thread split between those who chalked it up to “an inevitable result of music tastes diversifying” and those who argued “this year’s female artists just didn’t have the strength,” with HANA and CUTIE STREET also floated as possible Kōhaku contenders.

    1AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:51
    What's Kōhaku gonna do?
    4AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:54
    There's no such thing anymore as a hit song the whole nation listens to together.
    It's an era where everyone just listens to whatever they personally want, whenever, wherever.
    6AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:54
    The songs that count as this year's hits are probably just:

    Sukisugite Horobu (M!LK)
    Bakuretsu Aishiteru (M!LK)
    Yes Tokyo (EBiDAN)
    Honma Yade☆Nande Yanen☆Shiran Kedo (Mona-Q)
    More! Mi Amore (Juice=Juice)

    that's about it.
    The women just didn't bring it this year, period.
    22AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:09
    Re: #6
    Last year it was frustrating thinking 'if only they'd released Mi Amore sooner we might've made Kōhaku' — but in hindsight the timing actually worked out perfectly.
    31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:18
    Re: #6
    This year it's working in their favor.
    10AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:56
    Honestly, it's just Mona-Q and M!LK.
    13AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:02
    Are people still stuck thinking of the days when Kōhaku's ratings topped 50%?
    15AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:04
    Just have M!LK sing like 3 songs, problem solved.
    17AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:05
    Some old geezer who's never heard of INMU KING.
    18AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:06
    I do know ITSU KING, though.
    19AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:08
    Oh right, Mona-Q was a thing.
    That Mona-Q boom ended in a flash.
    20AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:09
    Back when AKB48 and the Johnny's groups monopolized the yearly top ten over a decade ago, I figured J-pop was done.
    Then again, it'd already been done way before that.
    21AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:09
    Come on, what about that =LOVE ("Equal Love") song.
    29AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:17
    Re: #21
    Same as the Sakamichi groups — nobody outside the fandom actually knows it.
    24AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:10
    What's HANA's signature song, anyway?
    34AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:20
    Re: #24
    Probably "ROSE" or "TIGER" or something.
    77AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:59
    Re: #24
    It's gotta be "Blue Jeans."
    25AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:10
    Good riddance to this dumb shared illusion dying out.
    26AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:13
    I asked around elsewhere if anyone knew Juice=Juice, and nobody did.
    36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:22
    Sakanaction's "Yoru no Odoriko" went massively viral, but that song's like 15 years old, right?
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:23
    Re: #36
    Wait, seriously?
    39AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:25
    So if "Sexy Boy" got big, maybe Morning Musume ("Musume.") could get a shot too.
    40AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:27
    Re: #39
    That's only from the last day or two, so it won't show up in the numbers yet.
    44AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:34
    "Kawaii" is completely saturated at this point, so who knows what next year brings.
    Maybe something like iLiFE! actually ends up blowing up for real.
    45AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:35
    Re: #44
    iLiFE! signed with Sony, so the full-on push starts next year.
    What gets dropped in exchange is some other Sony act that's lost buzz lately — HANA, maybe.
    59AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:49
    Mona-Q is a one-hit wonder.
    60AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:50
    Re: #59
    Kōhaku's originally a show for one-hit wonders, though.
    Acts with staying power only within their own fanbase but low general song recognition are actually the ones out of place there.
    62AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:51
    The one that actually sold was the Kenshi Yonezu / Utada Hikaru collab, right?
    Though they probably won't show up lol
    66AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:53
    Re: #62
    Wasn't there a staging bit they tried and failed to pull off last time?
    65AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:52
    NiziU, ME:I, Kep1er — every group formed through an audition show seems to peak right when it debuts.
    Makes you wonder if HANA's really gonna be okay.
    70AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:54
    Re: #65
    NiziU at least sold out once, but the others fizzled before they even recouped the investment.
    69AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:54
    M!LK isn't just the songs — they're all over variety shows too, they really did break through.
    71AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:55
    Re: #69
    Stardust's grinding hard to recoup the losses from Mei Nagano.
    75AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:58
    Feels like everything's TikTok-born these days.
    More like it's aimed squarely at little kids.
    79AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:00
    Re: #75
    The last ballad that actually got big was probably Eito's "Kōsui" (Perfume), I think.
    Though even that one basically just got consumed as a TikTok meme.
    78AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:59
    Is CUTIE STREET out of the running for Kōhaku again this year?
    81AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:02
    Re: #78
    Can't "Kawadame" get them in?
    83AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:03
    Re: #81
    If they couldn't make it last year, they're probably not making it this year either.
    86AnonymousOct 9, 2026 08:04
    Re: #83
    Last year was just agency politics — seniority-based favoritism.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Selecting the lineup for NHK’s Kōhaku Uta Gassen is an annual process in which talent agencies and the broadcaster negotiate based on the year’s hit songs and buzz, and the thread’s starting point is bafflement, within that framework, at how few candidate songs there are this year. The ones mentioned — M!LK’s “Sukisugite Horobu” and “Bakuretsu Aishiteru,” Juice=Juice’s “More! Mi Amore,” and Mona-Q’s “Honma Yade☆Nande Yanen☆Shiran Kedo” — are all idol songs centered on the Hello! Project and Stardust Promotion stables, and the scale of their popularity is hard to call a nationwide smash, which is what kicked off the discussion. Opinion split between two views: that “music has diversified and the era of everyone listening to the same song is over,” and that “this year’s female artists simply lacked momentum” — neither backed up by any chart data presented in the thread. There was also a point raised that Kōhaku selection isn’t just about ratings or name recognition but is also shaped by balance between agencies and seniority norms, meaning reading inclusion or exclusion as a simple popularity contest may not match how selections are actually made.

    ※This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “There Are Seriously No Hit Songs This Year.”

  • Are dinosaurs to blame for mammals’ short lifespans? Theory that 100 million years of predation shrank lifespans sparks buzz

    An article introducing a book by Hiroshima University professor Toshihiro Yamada sparked discussion on 5ch’s Science News+ board. Commenters questioned the very premise that “mammals are short-lived,” asking what standard that claim was even based on — but others pointed out that, once adjusted for body size, birds live 3 to 9 times longer than mammals of the same size, and examples of long-lived animals like the bowhead whale (over 200 years) and the Greenland shark (around 400 years) kept piling up. If birds, descended from dinosaurs, managed to stay long-lived, why did mammals alone evolve toward short lifespans? Theories flew back and forth — high body temperature and metabolism, selective pressure from predation, mechanisms that halt growth — without converging on a single answer.

    Are mammals short-lived because of “the dinosaurs”? …The startling theory that over 100 million years of predation shrank their lifespans

    Toshihiro Yamada, Professor at Hiroshima University

    Bamboo that blooms once every 120 years, 7,000-year-old coral, jellyfish that rejuvenate themselves…

    Source: gendai.media / Read the original article

    2AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:09
    Are dinosaurs actually long-lived? I guess they were huge, so…
    3AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:16
    Birds apparently live 3-9 times longer than mammals of the same size, so maybe that's it. I mean, even a lowly parrot lives 80 years.
    4AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:21
    What's the basis for saying "mammals are short-lived" in the first place?
    10AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:03
    Re: #4
    You know there's a correlation between body size and lifespan, right? It's just Class Mammalia that comes up short.
    5AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:26
    Besides turtles, the famous long-lived reptiles, it looks like reptiles in general outlive mammals of the same size too.
    6AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:35
    Wait, is the Blue Backs series (a long-running Japanese popular-science paperback line) still putting out new titles?
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 16:26
    Re: #6
    There's a new one coming out about a Japanese Nobel Chemistry laureate too. For sure.
    7AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:43
    Parrots live a long time, but oddly enough lifespan doesn't scale up much even for bigger birds.
    – Ostriches live about 50-60 years in the wild
    – Cassowaries typically live about 30-50 years
    8AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:52
    The longest-lived vertebrate is the Greenland shark, which lives in the cold deep waters of the Arctic Ocean and North Atlantic.
    Lifespan: about 400 years
    17AnonymousOct 7, 2026 23:03
    Re: #8
    Low-metabolism creatures do tend to be long-lived — cave-dwelling animals, for instance.
    9AnonymousOct 7, 2026 21:53
    The longest-lived mammal is the bowhead whale, with a lifespan of over 200 years.
    11AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:13
    Is this Professor Tatsuo Motokawa, the "Elephant Time, Mouse Time" guy?
    12AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:29
    Talk about blaming everyone else for your own problems.
    13AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:41
    Don't sharks basically not have a lifespan or something?
    14AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:49
    The problem is their teeth gradually fall out.
    15AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:52
    Humans just started wanting to live longer because we've got more to do now. Mammals already have long child-rearing periods, and once the young mature and become independent, there's no real need to live any longer than that, is there?
    16AnonymousOct 7, 2026 22:53
    The Labord's chameleon has an insanely short lifespan… just 5 months!?
    That one got me a little choked up.
    The parent generation dies off with the rainy season, and life just keeps going on instinct alone.
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 00:00
    Maybe mammals just run out of hormones faster?
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 01:00
    So mammals mature early so they can reproduce, and since getting old and slow makes you easy prey, they end up specializing in staying young?
    20AnonymousOct 8, 2026 03:45
    That's kind of sad… (>_<)
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 04:14
    So longevity genes should be able to win out over short-lived genes since they mean more chances to reproduce — but predation clips lifespans short enough that the difference stops mattering. And longevity genes died out anyway because they came with some kind of high cost?
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 05:45
    When it comes to speed of evolution and quick adaptation to the environment, being short-lived is actually the advantage.
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 05:59
    Re: #22
    But aren't you the one getting left behind here?
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 11:43
    But being long-lived means evolving slower, right? If we'd stayed long-lived, we might never have become an intelligent species.
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 12:19
    Repeating the birth-to-growth cycle over and over is probably energy-inefficient, so in a stable environment with no predators, no competition, and no environmental change, long-lived, efficient species win out. But that approach can't handle big changes, so weaker species or ones in unstable environments cycle through generations fast, which lets them keep adapting through evolution — that's the theory.
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 12:39
    Think of it like a car.
    It's a machine, so in theory you could keep driving it forever if you just kept maintaining it.
    But in practice, people trade it in.
    That's because there's a point where building new is faster and cheaper than fixing the old one.
    Lifespan comes down to how easily the environment or your physical traits push you toward that point.
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:17
    The most successful land-animal model is insects.
    Vertebrates just live too long.
    29AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:23
    Even among mammals, some species have generation cycles comparable to insects.
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:36
    For example, if women get a hysterectomy and men get a vasectomy, their lifespan goes up.
    And they get faster on their feet too.
    31AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:15
    I think mammals trade a shorter lifespan for keeping their body temperature high.
    When it's hotter, reactions like sugar-driven protein degradation probably speed up, right?
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:40
    Re: #31
    But then why are birds long-lived?
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:23
    Ah, I see.
    So that's basically the difference between an engine that idles nonstop and a reptile's engine that only runs when it's moving.
    34AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:00
    They probably traded for faster evolution by speeding up the life cycle.
    35AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:24
    If you ask which is more successful, birds or mammals, it's probably birds.
    Even bats, the most successful mammal, don't beat birds.
    40AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:46
    Re: #35
    We're holding back on the mist nets for you, you know! (angry)
    36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:07
    This is a comparison among the warm-blooded "winners" lineage that stayed on top all the way from dinosaurs to birds — so maybe cold-blooded animals' longevity is a separate issue entirely?
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:23
    Maybe the reason mammals survived the mass extinction 66 million years ago, bounced back quickly, and became the stars of the Cenozoic is precisely because they were short-lived and evolved fast. Birds survived too, but they never became the dinosaurs' true successor as the dominant group.
    38AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:35
    The so-called "terror birds" were thriving, so birds kept going strong for a good while even after the dinosaurs went extinct. Mammals only really became the more successful group later in the post-extinction era.
    39AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:38
    Maybe each species has a size that suits it, with a switch that halts growth so it doesn't get too big, and lifespan is just a side effect of that. Dinosaurs probably had that switch set to flip later, while small, preyed-upon mammals had it set to flip early.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    It’s worth noting that the premise “mammals are short-lived” isn’t about absolute lifespan, but about lifespan adjusted for body size. The correlation between body size and lifespan is itself a basic principle of biology, known from works like Tatsuo Motokawa’s “Elephant Time, Mouse Time” — a book commenter #11 in the thread also brought up. What’s new about this theory is the claim that, within that correlation, mammals alone live shorter than birds and reptiles of the same size, and that this can be explained by over 100 million years of predation pressure from dinosaurs. While birds, despite being dinosaur descendants, have remained long-lived, mammals kept to a strategy of short lifespans, high reproduction, and rapid generational turnover even after the dinosaurs went extinct. In the thread, several explanations ran in parallel — body temperature and metabolism (the cost of being warm-blooded), selective pressure from predation (the evolutionary-biology idea that when external mortality is high, longevity genes gain no advantage), and the timing of growth arrest — without converging on any single answer. The question of “which is more successful, birds or mammals” is also one where the verdict can shift depending on how much time has passed since the extinction or how the categories are drawn — a point neither the original article nor the thread spells out clearly, and one readers can easily jump to conclusions about.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Book] Are mammals short-lived because of “the dinosaurs”? The startling theory that over 100 million years of predation shrank their lifespans.”

  • PC Gamers Clap Back at “Consoles Are Obsolete” Talk: “That’ll Cost You $4,000” — 5ch: “Trade-in Value Makes It a Wash”

    On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board, a post arguing “consoles are obsolete now, a PC is all you need” sparked a heated thread after someone countered that “matching PS6-level performance on PC would cost close to $4,000.” Opinions clashed between those who said the PS6 is actually cheaper once you factor in its strong trade-in resale value, and PC loyalists who pointed to the resale value of individual parts instead. The debate then spiraled into what a PC is even good for these days, touching on multi-monitor “gaming while doing something else” setups, running old games through emulators, and comparisons with mobile gaming.

    1AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:23
    Me: "Yeah, you really do need a console"
    2AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:25
    PS6: "That'll be $1,500"
    3AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:25
    Re: #2
    Just get a PS6, that works
    5AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:26
    Re: #3
    You can't afford that lol
    If you could casually drop $1,500, you'd already own a PC
    6AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:28
    Re: #5
    Trade-in value is over $1,000, so it's easily affordable
    PC parts get lowballed into nothing though
    11AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:32
    Re: #5
    If you want PS6-equivalent output, a PC runs like $5,000
    No way you're spending that much just for gaming
    7AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:30
    Re: #6
    Nah, memory alone is skyrocketing in price right now lol
    10AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:31
    Re: #7
    PC parts get lowballed on resale though
    8AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:30
    I've got 64GB of both DDR3 and DDR4 lying around right now lol
    12AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:32
    Re: #8
    Please stop replying more than OP ("itchi")
    You're making OP look pathetic
    13AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:32
    Just use a phone at this point
    All you need now is a phone with video-out support, a matching USB-C cable, and either a big screen or a head-mounted display
    16AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:35
    Re: #13
    What even has video-out support on a phone these days besides Pixel?
    18AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:36
    Re: #13
    If premium one-time-purchase visual novels came out on mobile, that'd be ideal
    But that's just not how it is
    14AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:34
    Consoles can only play games, but a PC can do all sorts of things
    If someone owns both a PS5 and a PC, I honestly think that's dumb
    Just skip the PS5 and buy a higher-spec PC instead lol
    19AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:37
    Re: #14
    With smartphones everywhere, what would you even want a home PC for besides gaming?
    15AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:34
    Apparently you can run Switch games on a PS5 now
    17AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:35
    Re: #15
    Honestly just buying the real thing is better lol
    20AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:37
    Re: #15
    Not totally sure how it works, but you need a CFW (custom firmware), right?
    That's nothing but trouble
    28AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:40
    Re: #15
    There's footage going around of people running the Wii U version of Breath of the Wild
    Apparently CEMU (Wii U emulator) runs on it
    22AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:38
    A bit late to the party, but running LLMs and other big models is just endlessly fun
    26AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:39
    Re: #19
    Multi-monitor setups are pretty handy honestly
    Even just being able to casually watch videos while gaming is a solid perk
    34AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:42
    Re: #26
    What kind of use case is that even
    35AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:43
    Re: #34
    It's normal
    PC users end up with extra monitors lying around for some reason, so they just slap on as many as they can lol
    36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:43
    Re: #34
    Watching videos while doing "grind games"
    And sometimes I'll even have multiple mobile games running at once, farming those while also grinding in the grind game
    29AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:40
    Phones are convenient, but the small screen makes multitasking weak
    32AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:41
    Re: #29
    You're replying too much, tone it down a bit
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:43
    In a few years even today's expensive gaming rigs will be underpowered anyway, so this is pointless
    Just game at decent specs with a decent frame rate and call it good
    43AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:45
    Re: #37
    Even now PCs are riddled with optimization issues, so what's it even going to be like going forward
    38AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:44
    Re: #35
    That's not what I meant, I don't get the point of watching videos while gaming
    40AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:45
    Re: #38
    Gaming on autopilot while doing something else is totally normal
    Roguelikes especially, you're basically clicking away brain-dead most of the time anyway
    42AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:45
    Re: #18
    Exactly this
    It's all garbage pay-to-win games now, no premium one-time-purchase titles
    45AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:46
    Re: #42
    Yeah I really don't get it
    I can't understand why those big-budget console/PC titles don't catch on on mobile
    44AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:46
    Re: #36
    Is that really a good enough reason to use an expensive PC for…
    47AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:46
    Re: #44
    It's fine
    I still think there's real value in it being a PC
    Emulation actually eats up more horsepower than you'd expect
    50AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:48
    Re: #47
    I get grinding niche games or enjoying mod-expanded content, but this
    Maybe it's just a generational thing
    53AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:50
    Re: #50
    You're overrating the reasons to specifically need a PC
    Video editing and AI work are legit uses, but I think it's fine to use it more casually too
    51AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:49
    The games that actually catch on on PC tend to be lightweight ones
    That's just how it is for most people
    54AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:50
    Re: #51
    So basically people are making do with low-spec PCs
    96AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:33
    Gaming's felt like it's been declining fast lately
    97AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:34
    Re: #96
    How so
    GTA 6 is coming out soon too
    98AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:35
    Re: #96
    Well yeah, once the console itself becomes too expensive to casually buy, that'll happen
    99AnonymousOct 9, 2026 07:36
    Re: #96
    People make money on video sites just by slapping Yukkuri or Zundamon (popular synthetic-voice narrator characters) voiceovers on recycled game content
    It's not going anywhere
    And nobody complains if it's old retro games being reused

    Background and key points of this debate

    The “PS6” referenced throughout the thread has no official price announcement as of this writing — the “$1,500” and “$5,000” figures are purely posters’ guesses and jabs. There is a real-world backdrop to this, though: since 2025, AI-driven demand has kept pushing up prices for memory (DRAM) and GPUs, making actual build costs for a PC prone to running higher than expected. The disagreement largely comes down to differing baselines — comparing the cost of matching equivalent performance versus comparing console sticker price alone. Consoles benefit from an active trade-in market that lowers their effective cost, while the point about PC parts fetching little on resale extends from that same logic. There’s also a noticeable gap in how people view a PC’s purpose, split between those who value multitasking and AI use and those who feel a dedicated gaming console is all they need.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “Me: “We don’t need consoles anymore! A PC is fine!” PC shop: “That’ll be $4,000”.”

  • Kanagawa Police Sergeant Pockets Surrendered Driver’s Licenses, Loses Dozens After a Night of Drinking

    A Mainichi Shimbun report has revealed that a male sergeant in his twenties serving at the Kanagawa Prefectural Police’s Hodogaya Station illegally took home old driver’s licenses that should have been collected at the license-renewal counter, and lost dozens of them in one go after a night of drinking. The licenses were packed with personal information — names, addresses, and photographs — and as of the report, neither the circumstances of the loss nor the officer’s motive had been disclosed. On 5ch, reactions came from many angles: questions about how a management system could let licenses meant to be collected and processed end up in an individual officer’s hands, speculation about his motive for taking them, and frustration over Kanagawa Prefectural Police’s string of scandals.

    Kanagawa Police Sergeant Illegally Takes Driver’s Licenses, Loses Dozens After Drinking

    Published 10/8 (Thu) 15:32

    Mainichi Shimbun

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:50
    What was he even planning to use them for?
    128AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:33
    Re: #2
    He probably looked through the photos, picked a woman he liked, and grabbed her license to get her address?
    4AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:50
    He probably took them planning to sell them,
    and I bet the whole 'lost them while drinking' story is just a cover.
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:54
    Re: #4
    But then it doesn't make sense that they were turned in to police as lost property.
    224AnonymousOct 9, 2026 05:44
    Re: #4
    They actually were reported as lost property, so that's probably not it.
    31AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:04
    First Hiroshima Police lose 80 million yen, now this from Kanagawa Police —
    these guys are just criminals wearing cop uniforms lol
    40AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:10
    Re: #31
    These days being a cop is basically just a cover for committing crimes.
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:18
    If the idea is 'an ID alone has no immediate cash value, so it gets treated lightly,' that's just dumb, I have to say.
    Same with all these IT data leaks — I really think it's a problem that the legislature isn't doing its job properly.
    Is it one of those 'nothing moves unless you donate' deals? (´・ω・`) That's not really it, is it?
    164AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:05
    Re: #53
    You can invent a fake 'real' informant, pretend you paid them a reward, and pocket the money yourself.
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:21
    Can't they just suspend him pending either dismissal for misconduct or a criminal conviction?
    70AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:26
    Re: #62
    Not sure exactly what you'd suspend, but
    cops who pull stunts like this usually quit on their own before it gets that far.

    It's a strict seniority-based organization, so there's no path to promotion left if he stays, and he can't stand everyone's cold stares, so he hands in his resignation.
    If he resigns voluntarily, he gets his retirement payout and it's easier to land another job afterward.
    If he's dismissed for misconduct, he can't get hired in the private sector and loses the payout.
    80AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:38
    Typical Kanagawa Police.
    86AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:44
    Re: #80
    Of course — no indictment, not guilty.
    87AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:45
    With dozens of them, maybe he was cherry-picking expired licenses of good-looking women and keeping them as a collection?
    91AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:47
    Re: #87
    I wonder how many people a day come to Hodogaya Station to renew their license.
    90AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:46
    > Something that had already been collected

    Please explain specifically what the problem is with losing that.
    131AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:37
    Re: #90
    Are you an idiot?
    It's packed full of personal information.
    101AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:58
    This is the biggest downside of living in Kanagawa —
    your police force is Kanagawa Prefectural Police.
    106AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:01
    Re: #101
    Seriously, this.

    When I reported a hit-and-run on my car, the officer just smirked and said,
    'Hit-and-runs almost never get solved, you know… lol'
    They didn't investigate at all, it was hilarious (in a bad way).
    124AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:27
    Re: #118
    Apparently some office worker he knew wanted dirt on the other party in a money dispute
    and offered him 100,000 yen for it.
    Though apparently he never actually got paid.
    133AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:42
    Re: #124
    That's dismissal for misconduct AND prison time right there.
    151AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:42
    Hodogaya Station, huh.
    I live in Kanagawa, so… yeah, I get it.
    174AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:26
    Re: #151
    The area along the Sotetsu Line is rough, yeah.
    163AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:02
    This is way too messed up. Not something you can just joke around about.
    170AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:09
    Re: #163
    None of Kanagawa Police's scandals are really a laughing matter at this point.
    173AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:25
    Setting this particular case aside, there's a pattern where the 'hoards stuff like this' types often turn out to be tied to some cult, right?
    178AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:37
    Re: #173
    You could even use these for identity theft impersonating someone (so-called 'haenori').
    This is a seriously outrageous case.
    Deserves a Diet hearing.
    202AnonymousOct 9, 2026 04:38
    Re: #188
    I'd like to take mine home too, but the renewal process always moves like a conveyor belt —
    before I know it, they've just handed me the new license and it's over.
    213AnonymousOct 9, 2026 05:00
    Re: #202
    At the Tokyo Metropolitan Police, returning the old license is the default,
    but when I moved back to Toyama they just kept mine and I never got it back.
    So this second time, I stuck a note on it saying 'please return this'
    and got it back.
    (By the rules, you can request it back anywhere in the country.)
    The officer handling it was laughing about it.
    227AnonymousOct 9, 2026 05:49
    Reading stuff like this makes you think some of those target lists for 'yami baito' crime gigs (shady part-time jobs often tied to scams) probably leak out through public servants too.

    This board has said it a lot —
    it's not just public servants; private banks and insurance companies seem shady too.
    235AnonymousOct 9, 2026 05:56
    Re: #227
    No matter what job someone has, there are always people short on money,
    and people short on money will sell anything.
    229AnonymousOct 9, 2026 05:51
    Typical Kanagawa Police.
    But doesn't this really cross a line?
    237AnonymousOct 9, 2026 05:59
    Re: #229
    Why would you do such a thing?!
    Because the iceberg was there.🌋

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    For driver’s license renewals, the standard practice in many prefectures is that the old license is either punched/processed on the spot and handed back to the holder, or returned on request. One post in the thread (#213) recounts getting an old license back by attaching a note reading ‘please return this,’ which suggests these documents aren’t meant to be something an individual officer simply takes home on his own. The issue here is that the sergeant privately took home a license that should have been returned or processed, then lost it while out drinking — meaning he lost a large batch of documents packed with personal information: names, addresses, and photographs. On 5ch, speculation about his motive ranged from ‘he wanted the license of a woman he liked’ to ‘he was planning to resell them,’ but as of the Mainichi Shimbun’s report no motive had been disclosed, so this remains pure speculation. Coming amid a string of police scandal reports, the case also drew notable frustration over how lax the organization’s oversight and disciplinary procedures are.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread ‘[Kanagawa Prefectural Police] Hodogaya Station Sergeant in His 20s Illegally Takes Driver’s Licenses, Loses Dozens After Drinking.’

  • Mana Ashida, Masato Sakai, and Kazunari Ninomiya to Host Kohaku — 5ch: ‘Bigger Draw Than Any of the Singers’

    On October 9, 2026, NHK announced that Mana Ashida, Masato Sakai, and Kazunari Ninomiya will host this year’s New Year’s Eve Kohaku Uta Gassen song contest. Ashida performed as a singer on Kohaku in 2011 and served as a guest judge in 2022, but this will be her first time hosting. On 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ thread, reactions ranged from welcoming comments like “Mana Ashida has finally arrived” to remarks pointing out how often Ninomiya gets picked as host and how little connection all three have to NHK, alongside ongoing speculation about how many years each host typically lasts.

    NHK, October 9, 2026, 6:00 AM

    The hosts for NHK’s annual New Year’s Eve Kohaku Uta Gassen have been announced: Mana Ashida, Masato Sakai, and Kazunari Ninomiya will take on the role.

    Mana Ashida, chosen as one of this year’s Kohaku hosts, performed as a singer in the show in 2011 and served as a guest judge in 2022, but this marks her first time as host.

    Source: news.web.nhk / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:15
    Ninomiya again?
    First the Asian Games, now this — what's going on with him?
    8AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:16
    Wait, seriously, why Kazunari Ninomiya
    33AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:20
    Re: #8
    Better to have at least one experienced host in the mix
    11AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:17
    Sakai's probably going to memorize the entire script again, huh
    12AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:17
    So Mana Ashida's finally here
    Bigger draw than any of the singers performing
    16AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:18
    Average height of the three is like 158cm?
    18AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:18
    So the rival show is Ariyoshi no Kabe over on NTV?
    19AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:18
    Ninomiya's basically the Nakai Masahiro type of MC
    Surprisingly down-to-earth, can talk comfortably with athletes and artists alike, broad range. As long as he doesn't screw up, he could keep running the actor/MC double act for years
    21AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:18
    Comedy really isn't popular right now, is it
    22AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:18
    If Liu Mingxuan showed up as the Red Team's host and screamed "Don't let White win!!!!" that'd actually be hype
    23AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:18
    After already taking over the commercial networks' music specials, now Arashi's got Kohaku too
    24AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:19
    Wasn't Johnny's supposed to be pulling back from NHK or something?
    25AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:19
    What's with this recent push for Ninomiya anyway?
    Where's the demand even coming from?
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:21
    Re: #25
    Factoring in the height difference with Mana Ashida
    43AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:23
    Knew a Johnny's guy would turn up eventually
    Uchiwan (Uchimura) did an unusual 4 years because of COVID, but apparently the original plan was to swap after 3; Oizumi also did 3, so it was obvious Ariyoshi would do 3 too — wonder if Sakai will also stick to 3 years
    Actresses tend to rotate pretty fast, but if it's Ashida, she might run about 3 years like Hashikan (Kanna Hashimoto) did
    93AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:33
    Re: #43
    No matter how you slice it, Ninomiya's the '3-year slot' guy
    The other two are just guest slots
    45AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:24
    The article tries to justify it with all kinds of reasoning, but
    not one of these three screams 'the face of NHK' — total borrowed-talent vibes lol
    55AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:25
    Re: #45
    Exactly this
    Ninomiya aside, the other two barely register as 'NHK' at all
    46AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:24
    No Johnny's acts even performing, and yet it's still all about cashing in
    56AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:25
    Re: #46
    Wait, seriously? They're not performing?
    53AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:25
    December already?
    The year went by way too fast
    60AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:26
    Re: #53
    This year felt like it went by about 2 months faster than usual
    79AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:31
    Last year's Ariyoshi/Ayase/Imada lineup was so bad that the bar's set low this year
    86AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:32
    Re: #79
    I bet the ratings drop even lower than last year
    87AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:32
    Hosting duty should just go to an announcer, honestly
    98AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:33
    Re: #87
    Or just use AI at this point
    113AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:37
    Feels like this year had nothing hyped besides Chiikawa and VIVANT, can't even think of anything else
    Even Ohtani's buzz died down
    132AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:41
    Re: #113
    Gold in the 4x400m relay at the Asian Games
    122AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:38
    Re: #3
    Uchiwan also got swapped out after 3 years
    136AnonymousOct 9, 2026 06:41
    Re: #122
    He apparently did 4 years total, including the no-audience COVID year
    Saw it on some list of past hosts, so I'm pretty sure that's right

    Background and Key Points

    NHK’s Kohaku hosts have typically rotated every 2 to 4 years in recent times, which is why thread posters speculated about how long Masato Sakai and Kazunari Ninomiya might stick around. Ninomiya has increasingly taken on hosting roles for sports broadcasts and talk shows in recent years, suggesting his selection reflects cross-network MC experience that goes beyond Kohaku alone. Ashida is hosting for the first time, but it’s easy to overlook that this isn’t her first Kohaku appearance overall — she performed as a singer in 2011 and served as a guest judge in 2022. The thread also voiced discomfort over all three hosts having a weak association with NHK’s image, but it’s worth noting that recent Kohaku hosting choices have increasingly prioritized general name recognition — including from commercial networks — rather than necessarily picking faces exclusive to NHK.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Kohaku Uta Gassen Hosts: Mana Ashida, Masato Sakai, Kazunari Ninomiya.”

  • Former gravure idol Miyu Murashima becomes a top hostess just 2 months after quitting showbiz — 5ch: “Her body’s a perfect 10”

    Former gravure idol Miyu Murashima (28), who retired from the entertainment industry at the end of July 2024, revealed on Instagram that within just two months she had climbed to the top tier of a cabaret club (a hostess bar), being honored as No. 1 in seven categories including “dohan” (pre-shift dinner dates with customers), number of customer requests, and sales. The report split opinion on 5ch, with some saying she’d “fallen” and others praising her for “being No. 1 at whatever she does.” Plenty of posts also weighed in on just how tough hostess work really is.

    Her gravure idol days

    Former gravure idol Miyu Murashima rises to top hostess in just 2 months — honored with 7 titles including dohan, customer requests, and sales

    Former gravure idol Miyu Murashima (28), who retired from the entertainment industry at the end of July 2024, updated her Instagram by the 8th, revealing her current life working at a cabaret club.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:44
    Can you really call it a "success" to get popular by becoming a hostess?
    If anything it feels more like she's "fallen."
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:48
    Re: #5
    Being No. 1 at absolutely everything is impressive though.
    6AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:45
    Who even is she? Does her old job give her any added value here?
    9AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:47
    Come back to showbiz. TV and movies might be a stretch, but there's still demand for gravure shoots, photo books, and video releases — though your take-home pay would probably be lower than hostessing.
    10AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:49
    Opened the photo and she's 10 times better than I pictured.
    Becoming a top hostess must've been a total breeze for her.
    She's on a completely different level from all those plastic-surgery hostesses from the start.
    12AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:52
    Host club guys, cabaret hostesses…
    How do people in that line of work show their faces in public so easily?
    14AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:56
    People naturally drift toward whatever path is easiest.
    36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:44
    Re: #14
    It might be easy in terms of making money, but you're drinking alcohol you don't even like, flashing cleavage to people you'd rather not,
    smiling and flattering smelly old guys you'd never speak to in your private life, and working in a catty, backstabbing all-female workplace —
    I really don't think it's easy at all.
    If you think being a hostess or sex worker is a cakewalk, go try it yourself.
    62AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:38
    Re: #36
    High-class Ginza hostesses get their hair styled at a salon and put on full makeup before every single shift, skim the news,
    and even check that day's stock prices before coming in.
    Their talking skills are next-level too — it's not a job you can coast through just by being pretty.
    80AnonymousOct 9, 2026 04:29
    Re: #36
    Re: #62
    What is this? Are every single one of these replies from women, lol?
    20AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:02
    Does a hostess story even belong on the entertainment/sports board?
    23AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:12
    It's a job where you get tossed aside once you hit a certain age.
    31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:23
    Re: #23
    Just going by income, at this level she can rake in before getting tossed aside what it'd take an average worker generations of working until retirement to earn — so it's not bad at all.
    30AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:22
    Women who work in nightlife or the sex industry, and the men who pay for it, are kind of messed up in a lot of ways if you ask me. Their values are probably so different from the half of men and women who'll never have anything to do with that world that it's basically a different species.
    40AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:50
    Re: #30
    Seriously, it's such a small, closed-off world with huge amounts of money flowing through it.
    Genuinely baffling.
    51AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:06
    Being a top hostess means she's probably pretty good at conversation, right?
    So was it her agency's fault that she never made it big as a gravure idol?
    63AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:39
    Re: #51
    She was actually popular.
    She torpedoed her own career with an affair scandal.
    55AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:13
    Her face is a little bit like Maria Tani's (a Japanese model).
    56AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:15
    Re: #55
    Nah, she doesn't really look like her, lol.
    Maria Tani is way cuter.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    In the cabaret club industry, “dohan” (pre-shift dinner dates with customers), number of customer requests, and sales are the main performance metrics, so topping the rankings in all of them at once is considered an exceptional feat. On the thread, opinions split over whether to call her switch from gravure idol a “success” or a “fall,” with some praising the sheer scale of her income and others pointing to the psychological toll unique to hospitality work. Some posts speculated about the reasons behind her career change by bringing up her past, but it’s worth noting this is just conjecture from 5ch users, not an official explanation from Murashima or anyone associated with her.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou Sports Hayabusa+) thread “[Entertainment] Former gravure idol Miyu Murashima becomes top hostess in 2 months — honored with 7 titles including dohan, customer requests, and sales.”

  • Yabe Hiroyuki Announces Graduation from All Night Nippon — Okamura Takashi Goes Solo Starting November

    Yabe Hiroyuki of the comedy duo Ninety-Nine announced on October 8, during an appearance on Nippon Broadcasting System’s “Ninety-Nine’s All Night Nippon” (Thursday late night), that he will graduate from the show after the October 29 broadcast. Yabe previously left the program once before, back in 2014, and joked this time that “graduating twice is unheard of.” Starting in November, Okamura Takashi will run the show solo, while Yabe launches a new program of his own in December. Reactions on 5channel ranged from doubts about whether Okamura can carry the show alone, to claims that Yabe’s quick retorts had previously helped defuse the fallout from Okamura’s past verbal gaffes, to snark about the circumstances surrounding Yabe’s earlier return to the show.

    On the 8th, Yabe Hiroyuki of the comedy duo Ninety-Nine appeared on his own namesake radio program, Nippon Broadcasting System’s “Ninety-Nine’s All Night Nippon” (Thursdays, 1am), and announced that he will graduate from the show after the broadcast on the 29th.

    Midway through the show, Yabe reported, “I’ll be graduating from ‘Ninety-Nine’s All Night Nippon’ on October 29.” Since he’d already graduated from the program once before, in 2014, he laughed, “Graduating twice is unprecedented.”

    On his reasons, he recalled, “It’s exactly the same as what I said the first time — back in 2014, I personally felt like I’d reached the finish line.” He returned to the show six years ago, in 2020, but said, “I never imagined I’d be coming back [to the show].”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:59
    Honestly, would've been better if both of them had just retired together.
    6AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:01
    These two aren't really comedians anymore, are they?
    They can't even do manzai or skits.
    10AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:02
    Re: #6
    Hardly anyone's actually seen Ninety-Nine do manzai or skits in the first place, right?
    I've seen bits from Yoiko and Gokuraku Tombo, but never once from Ninety-Nine.
    39AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:20
    Re: #10
    They used to do it every year on September 9th.
    It aired on WOWOW.
    48AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:24
    Re: #10
    Near the end of Mecha-Ike there was an episode where everyone seriously worked up original material to perform, and it was disappointing that they ripped off a Tetsu & Tomo bit (a duo known for their signature arm-pumping routine).
    7AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:01
    I guess Yabe's new thing takes over the Thursday radio slot?
    20AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:05
    Re: #7
    Could happen.
    Even if Friday and Saturday stay as they are,
    dropping Naitsu's one day wouldn't be a big deal (Naitsu, another comedy duo with a show on the same station).
    8AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:01
    If it gets fewer sponsors than the other weekday slots anyway, wouldn't it have made more sense to just end it and move Okamura to a different slot?
    32AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:16
    Re: #8
    It's the opposite. Unlike up-and-coming young talent, the reason radio doesn't cut veterans these days is that sponsors are attached to the veteran personally. Late-night radio sponsorships nowadays are basically just the company president's pet hobby.
    9AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:02
    If Yabe's gone, who's going to read out the sponsor messages?
    25AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:07
    Re: #9
    Okamura's been reading them for ages already.
    11AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:02
    Take a page from Ogiyahagi over on the rival timeslot.
    How many times are they gonna go through this same mess?
    14AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:04
    Now that Okamura has a kid, he's probably ready to quit late-night radio too.
    16AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:05
    He was basically just on nodding-along duty anyway, so it won't make much difference.
    17AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:05
    Wonder if Yabe will be okay doing radio solo.
    Kind of nerve-wracking, lol
    21AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:06
    Isn't 'Gochi' kind of played out by now too (the celebrity price-guessing show Ninety-Nine hosts)?
    Is there even demand for it?
    22AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:06
    Neither of them is funny anymore, honestly.
    23AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:06
    Is it an age thing? Getting hard to keep the hours?
    28AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:09
    Re: #23
    When Yabe first quit,
    it was because he wanted to be with his family, so he left late-night radio.
    27AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:08
    Is Okamura's radio show actually funny??
    I have zero impression of him being funny outside of Mecha-Ike.
    Then again, it wouldn't have lasted this long if it weren't funny.
    90AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:48
    Re: #27
    It was funny back when he did ANN solo.
    The New Year's talk segment is more fun with Yabe there, though.
    But for things like Oka-1 or when guests come on, it's clearly better without Yabe.
    31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:15
    Feels like Okamura's bound to put his foot in his mouth again at some point.
    45AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:22
    Re: #31
    Whatever he says, Takasu's got his back, lol (Dr. Takasu, the cosmetic-surgery clinic owner and TV personality who's long backed Okamura).
    36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:17
    Back in Mecha-Ike's heyday, I figured Yabe would end up in a position like Shitara or Kawashima have now, but it didn't turn out that way.
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:19
    Re: #36
    What do you even mean by 'Shitara's position'? He just hosts one lame daily show.
    42AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:21
    Who on earth wants Yabe doing radio solo?
    Even the generation that grew up watching Mecha-Ike probably isn't interested.
    52AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:26
    Re: #42
    Not Yabe — Okamura.
    50AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:26
    If you're talking live until 3am, you're not getting to sleep till 5 or 6 in the morning — basically an all-nighter — and you're wrecked with fatigue the whole next day.
    Impressive he kept this up right up to pushing 60.
    Younger talent is stacked up waiting in line at this point, so I wish these legends would move up to the 10pm slot. Audrey and the others are probably nearing their limit too.
    58AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:29
    Re: #50
    Radio's the one thing Audrey won't give up.
    53AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:27
    If Yabe had been there for that gaffe, I think he would've turned it into a joke with a retort and it never would've become an issue.
    Now that Okamura's on his own, he seems like an easy target — if he slips up even a little, I feel like he's going to get slammed hard again.

    Still, funny how life works out — that whole incident ended up patching things up between the duo and even led to Okamura's marriage, which is what let him finally settle down.
    63AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:32
    Re: #53
    Might actually work out well if they made Watabe his assistant (Watabe Ken, a comedian notorious for his own scandal).
    Then if Okamura says something risky: "Hey! You trying to become me, Okamura?!"
    67AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:34
    Yabe quit radio, but the second his flagship soccer show ended and he ran out of work, he came crawling back to radio, lol.
    Bottom line, he's leaving because he's got new work lined up — same as last time. His old soccer gig ran for quite a while, but the one starting in November might not even last six months.
    Don't you dare show your face on radio again once that's over.
    72AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:37
    Re: #67
    It's probably a 'lifetime achievement' kind of hire.
    Though if it gets cancelled quickly, he can't really complain.
    76AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:41
    Re: #45
    Wait, is Takasu working as a writer for Ninety-Nine now?
    Guess even Mattsun's mellowed out (nickname, likely referring to Takasu).
    79AnonymousOct 9, 2026 03:42
    Re: #76
    It's a clinic, though.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Ninety-Nine’s All Night Nippon has been a flagship late-night radio program since the 1990s. Yabe previously graduated from the show once before, in 2014, and returned in 2020 — this marks his second graduation. Opinions in the thread split largely over whether Okamura Takashi can carry the talk show on his own. Some pointed out that in the past, when Okamura was forced to apologize over a controversial remark, Yabe’s quick retorts had served as a cushion, raising concerns about the risk of future gaffes now that he’s flying solo. Others noted wryly that Yabe’s departure coincides with the end of his soccer program’s run, suggesting he’s “only leaving because new work came in.” Details of the new show Yabe is set to launch in December had not been disclosed as of this article.

    ※This article has been excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinosuposoku+) thread “[Radio] Ninety-Nine’s Yabe Hiroyuki Announces Graduation from All Night Nippon; Okamura Takashi to Host Solo Starting November, Yabe to Launch New Show in December.”

  • Karaoke Chain ‘Big Echo’ Operator Daiichikosho May Have Leaked 8.72 Million Personal Records — 5ch: ‘That’s Way Too Much Data to Hoard’

    Daiichikosho, which operates the “Big Echo” karaoke chain and “Karaoke DAM,” announced that approximately 8,724,000 pieces of personal information belonging to customers and employees — including names, gender, birth dates, and phone numbers — may have been leaked. On 5ch, users expressed shock at the sheer volume of personal data the company had accumulated over the years, raised concerns that the leaked data could be cross-referenced with previously leaked information to build highly accurate personal profiles, and speculated that the breach came through a cloud service. In response to calls for consolidating personal data under the My Number system, others pushed back, warning that such centralization would only amplify the risk, leaving opinions split on the right way forward.

    “Karaoke Big Echo” Operator Daiichikosho May Have Leaked Roughly 8.72 Million Pieces of Personal Information — Names, Birth Dates, Phone Numbers of Customers and Employees

    Daiichikosho, which operates “Karaoke Big Echo” and related chains, announced that approximately 8.72 million pieces of personal information, including customers’ phone numbers, may have been leaked.

    According to Daiichikosho, the personal information that may have been leaked includes the names, gender, birth dates, and phone numbers of customers and employees of “Karaoke Big Echo” and related services — roughly 8,724,000 records in total.

    Source: newsdig.tbs.co.jp / Original article here

    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:52
    They should change the law to consolidate everything into the My Number card system, instead of letting companies hoard customer data themselves.
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:53
    Re: #16
    And then it all gets cross-linked and leaked together…
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:52
    So guys over 40 are gonna get exposed for singing Pretty Cure and Ojamajo Doremi theme songs based on their usage history?
    169AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:19
    Re: #17
    Meanwhile I'm 56 and singing Lycoris Recoil and A Certain Scientific Railgun openings…
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:52
    They're hoarding way too much personal data lol. Just keep a few years' worth and toss the rest, come on
    35AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:55
    Re: #19
    Yeah, they've had people filling out that info since the early days.
    Guess they just held onto it like a treasure all this time.
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:54
    It's probably just that nobody's noticed yet — there's gotta be a ton more leaks happening right now too
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:55
    Re: #28
    And plenty of companies out there that couldn't even tell if it happened to them
    50AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:00
    Alright, here's the plan: leak a fake address as bait, then hack back whoever tries to access it
    56AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:02
    Re: #50
    Speaking of fake info, I wonder if the people who put down Disneyland or the Imperial Palace as their official registered address end up coming out on top?
    92AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:26
    Re: #50
    Just put down the local police station's number or the Digital Agency's lol
    51AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:00
    Man, what a small-time hacker. Go after the government if you've got the guts
    67AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:06
    Your gross browsing — I mean singing — history is about to go public
    78AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:13
    Now everyone's gonna find out I kept belting out the 'Hakata no Shio' salt jingle on repeat
    80AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:14
    Re: #78
    The timing on that opening line is brutal, right?
    82AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:16
    Re: #78
    People are kind of getting fooled by that one, honestly. It's actually pretty far from natural sea salt — if anything it's closer to plain table salt.
    94AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:28
    I don't get what's fun about karaoke. Listening to amateurs sing badly sounds like torture
    106AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:48
    Re: #94
    Singing itself is the fun part. It's not about having anyone else listen — it's stress relief. Time flies by when you're singing.

    It's also fun working out ways to practice so you can rack up a high score.
    162AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:07
    Re: #94
    It helps you lose weight! Dead serious.
    134AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:05
    If this data gets sold off with millions of records in it, you'd have a hard time deciding who to even pick
    183AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:43
    Re: #134
    AI doesn't hesitate. It instantly sorts through a pile of compiled personal data and figures out exactly whose info fits which role or scam. What takes a human forever, AI assigns in an instant — and scammers are the ones putting it to use.
    137AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:10
    I'm honestly shocked that 8.7 million people handed personal info over to a karaoke joint. Is there some kind of membership sign-up?
    151AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:51
    Re: #137
    Signing up gets you a pretty solid discount. Though I used a fake name when I did it.
    160AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:06
    Apparently on the dark web, all sorts of previously leaked lists get cross-matched against each other. So basic info like "name, email, phone number" from this leak will likely get linked up with data leaked from other companies, producing an even more precise personal profile.
    163AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:08
    Re: #160
    Probably my personal info got built up the same way — for some reason it keeps gravitating toward my spam-trap email address, no idea why. By the way, I'm on docomo.
    174AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:31
    At some point we're gonna have to start worrying about the money sitting in our bank accounts too… this looks bad.

    If a 'Gorilla-larity' (a joking pun on AI 'singularity') ever hits, we're done for.
    179AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:39
    Re: #176
    That's not what happened here lol. A device got compromised — this just looks like a plain old security leak, re Re: #1.

    Re: #174
    The whole banking system has national-level countermeasures in place, so it's fine. Even if something slips through, they can probably just roll it back to the previous day.
    176AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:33
    So is this less 'each company got hit individually' and more 'the cloud service a bunch of companies share got hit, causing one mass leak'?
    180AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:39
    If the info leaked, that means weird calls might start coming in, right? I can't answer calls from unknown numbers anymore
    185AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:45
    Re: #180
    I recommend leaving voicemail on permanently: 'We were unable to deliver your package. Please press 1 for inquiries.'

    If you press 1, you'll probably get patched straight through to a 'tokuryu' crime ring lol (tokuryu = the loosely organized, anonymously recruited crime gangs that have become common in Japan)
    181AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:40
    Japanese people just aren't cut out for digital services, huh
    182AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:41
    Re: #181
    Nah, that's not it. We've known IT has had a staffing shortage for like 20 years now — there were just a ton of companies faking it as IT companies without the chops.
    195AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:02
    A smile no matter what they do to you

    196AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:08
    At this point it's probably mostly duplicate data from other leaks, so its value's gotta be pretty low
    198AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:15
    Re: #196
    I don't think personal data is actually the main target here. Normally an attacker would be demanding ransom from the company, but there's no sign of that. My guess is they're currently using this to train AI, aiming to eventually break into banks, infrastructure, and other targets that would deal a major blow to the country.
    202AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:20
    AI has finally started running wild. Ten years from now, once it's evolved further, the whole world's gonna be screaming
    204AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:23
    Re: #202
    It's not gonna run wild lol. Unplug it and it stops working. Splash water on it and it's dead.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The leaked names, birth dates, phone numbers, and other data were apparently collected independently by the company itself during member registration, separate from the My Number system — so the thread’s suggestion to “consolidate everything under My Number” is actually a separate issue from this incident, where the real problem is that a private company was the one holding and managing the data. If anything, consolidating information into a single system could be criticized for widening the blast radius of any single breach. The technique mentioned in the thread — cross-referencing leaked data with other leaked datasets to build a highly accurate personal information list — is a real, well-known method, and has reportedly been used to pick targets for specialized fraud schemes based on phone numbers or email addresses. The article does not clarify whether the breach originated in the company’s own systems or in a contracted cloud service, so further investigation results are awaited. The scale of 8.72 million records speaks to just how large the company’s membership base has grown over its many years in business.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Breaking] Karaoke DAM “Big Echo” Operator Daiichikosho Hit by Cyberattack, Roughly 8.72 Million Personal Records Possibly Leaked.”

  • Shohei Ohtani Missing from Team’s Official Celebration Photo After Division Series Win — 5ch Divided

    Moments after the Dodgers beat the Braves 4-1 on the road in Atlanta to close out Game 4 of the Division Series and clinch their spot in the NL Championship Series, it became a hot topic that Shohei Ohtani was missing from the commemorative image the team’s official X account posted. On the 5ch “Geinou Sports Hōchi+” board, threads were split between voices calling the snub fair given Ohtani’s slump late in the series, and backlash arguing it ignored the contributions that had carried the team to this point — with many posts also comparing him to the performances of Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Roki Sasaki.

    [Dodgers] Shohei Ohtani Clinches Spot in NL Championship Series — Fans Stunned by Shocking Snub from Official List: “This Is Disappointing”

    The Dodgers beat the Braves 4-1 on the road in Atlanta on the 7th (the 8th, Japan time) in Game 4 of the Division Series, clinching their spot in the NL Championship Series.

    Right after the final out, an image posted by the team’s official X (formerly Twitter) account, titled “The Los Angeles Dodgers Have Clinched Their Spot in the NL Championship Series,” caused a stir.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:46
    Tying the game up was all thanks to Ohtani's effort though
    4AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:48
    。゚(゚^Д^゚)゚。プギャーハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \
    6AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:49
    Can't help the results, but can he quit that habit of calling his own balls and strikes already? (slang for his tendency to react to pitches as if he's umping himself)
    8AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:52
    Guess the team's officially started treating him like a guy they can't use anymore
    10AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:52
    That's disrespectful. Who do you think dragged this garbage team up to this level?
    11AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:52
    Not like he's contributed absolutely nothing though
    Teoscar and Kiké (Hernández) are the usual pattern too — rest all season, then show up big in the postseason
    12AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:53
    Dodgers front office: "Is there any way we can avoid paying out the rest of his money?"
    24AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:04
    Re: #12
    If they really wanted to
    they could push him into voiding the contract himself
    Just bench him and freeze him out, and Ohtani would end up asking to terminate the deal on his own
    He's not the type like Rendon who's happy collecting a paycheck without playing
    He's the type who gets irritated if he can't get in the game
    13AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:54
    Sasaki's contributed more than Ohtani at this point honestly
    14AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:54
    Maybe he should just retire, go back home, and coach little league or something

    He'll never have to worry about money for the rest of his life anyway
    17AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:56
    He did score today! It's just that the fatigue that's built up since the second half of the season is brutal…
    18AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:57
    Only Ohtani has the luck to make it all the way home from first base off a walk!
    19AnonymousOct 9, 2026 00:58
    It's not even really a 'shock' — he just hasn't been producing, so it's fair
    20AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:02
    Well, a guy who doesn't even play defense isn't really 'one of the team,' is he
    Baseball's a 9-man game after all
    25AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:05
    He's at the age where decline can hit some players all at once
    Guess we'll see how next year goes
    28AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:07
    I never really understood the injury thing
    What was it he hurt again?
    29AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:07
    Judge, Soto, and Acuña are all getting ripped apart too
    Acuña especially is getting slammed hard right now
    30AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:09
    Honestly it's weirder that he's still even playing given how bad things are
    Is the Dodgers' roster really so thin they have to run a guy hitting .100 out there at DH?
    31AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:09
    Ranked by who actually performed in the Division Series, this is basically how it shakes out.
    Betts might be a toss-up with guys like Smith, Pages, Rojas, and Vesia though
    32AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:09
    Whoops

    Tani-hei's gonna pull it off for sure, Jay! (a deliberately garbled, broken-sounding nickname for Ohtani)
    33AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:09
    Well, he hasn't been producing, so it can't be helped
    Though he did carry the regular season, to be fair
    Kiké hasn't done anything either
    They're still alive so there's a chance left, but he looks like he's in bad shape
    34AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:10
    He's not young anymore, so he should just void the contract and go play outfield for the Yankees already
    Judge, Ohtani, and Sato-teru (nickname of NPB slugger Teruaki Sato) could make one more run of it together
    35AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:10
    His numbers don't actually look that bad
    but all I remember is him striking out or hitting weak grounders in big spots, always letting you down
    I always wondered if he really comes through in the clutch — guess he probably doesn't
    36AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:11
    Re: #35
    Stat-wise, Reikuro is genuinely awful
    Hasn't been able to hit anything down the stretch
    37AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:12
    What's even 'shocking' about it
    It's exactly this kind of numbed-out sense of entitlement that has everyone chanting 'Ohtani, Ohtani' nonstop
    No wonder Betts is getting sick of it too
    38AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:12
    He's smack in the middle of his unlucky stretch, so it can't be helped. (referencing 大殺界, a fortune-telling term for an unlucky multi-year cycle)
    40AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:13
    He's human — there's no way he can keep up first-year-level production for all 10 years of the deal
    Of course the contract was presumably signed with that decline already priced in
    Next year the criticism will get even worse, and I bet he gets traded after the 2028 LA Olympics
    41AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:14
    Haters kept saying 'Ohtani's getting bashed on Reddit too,' so I went and checked — yeah, Ohtani was getting absolutely wrecked over there
    43AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:15
    You all better apologize if he pulls off a 60-homer, 60/60 season next year, got it?
    47AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:22
    Re: #43
    Not gonna happen
    Not even if he quit pitching
    52AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:23
    They should just scrap the WBC altogether
    That recovery/adjustment window matters too much
    59AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:33
    Re: #52
    Yoshinobu's actually delivered results though
    64AnonymousOct 9, 2026 01:37
    Re: #52
    Well, this year's MVP performed just fine normally
    so you can't really say anything there
    and he's not even a DH, plus there are way more games than in Japan
    77AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:05
    Resting him for two weeks was the real mistake
    80AnonymousOct 9, 2026 02:30
    Re: #77
    He wasn't hitting even before the rest though
    That'd make sense if the rest itself triggered the slump, but it didn't

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The whole controversy traces back to a single social media post: right after the Dodgers beat the Braves 4-1 in Game 4 of the Division Series to clinch their spot in the NL Championship Series, the team’s official X account shared a commemorative image that happened to leave out Shohei Ohtani — there was no official announcement cutting him from anything. Even so, the thread split between posters calling the omission “fair” given his late-series batting slump and the oft-mentioned frequency of runners left on base, and those arguing it ignored his two-way contributions across the regular season. Many posts also compared him to the performances of the Japanese pitching corps — Yoshinobu Yamamoto and Roki Sasaki among them — reflecting this season’s tendency to measure Ohtani’s individual standing against the pitchers. Some speculation about a ligament injury or a possible trade also surfaced, but it’s worth noting none of that is based on any official team announcement — it remains pure speculation.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Geinou Sports Hōchi+) thread “[MLB] Shohei Ohtani Clinches Spot in NL Championship Series but Fails to Contribute, Shockingly Snubbed from Team’s Official List — Fans Stunned: “This Is Disappointing”” from 5ch.