Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Aki Wada Reveals ‘Bolts in My Hip’ — 5ch Reacts: ‘Tons of Old Folks Have Hip Replacements, No Big Deal’

    Singer Aki Wada (76) attended a disease-awareness event at KITTE Marunouchi in Tokyo on October 8 and revealed that she has bolts from an artificial joint in her hip and holds a Class 4 disability certificate. She says she was diagnosed with osteoarthritis of the hip after an injury sustained while training in 2022, and has since undergone hip replacement surgery twice. On 5ch, alongside wordplay riffing on the word “bolt,” the thread filled up with personal stories about family members’ hip replacements, disability certificate grades, and the perks they come with — reactions split over how to read the standards behind a Class 4 disability rating.

    Aki Wada: “I have bolts in my hip. I also hold a Class 4 disability certificate” — reveals two hip replacement surgeries

    Singer Aki Wada (76) attended a press event on the 8th at KITTE Marunouchi in Tokyo for the disease-awareness project “Exhibition: Continuing a Life of Walking,” hosted by Zimmer Violet. “As we live through an era where people can expect to live to 100, I want people to first think about living a life where they can walk on their own two feet,” she said.

    Wada said that in September 2022 she felt a sudden sharp pain while strengthening her core doing “Tilapis” (likely a mangled rendering of “Pilates” in the original report), and was diagnosed with a torn iliac muscle in her hip — after which it also came out that she had osteoarthritis of the hip.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:22
    Because watching an Osaka night-view video channel on YouTube beats watching that peacock mascot from Omiya Park any day.
    3AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:23
    Is this payback for breaking too many necks with punches as a hitwoman in 'Hissatsu Uragoroshi' (a samurai assassin drama she starred in)…
    6AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:24
    So does that mean she can run at world-record speed now?
    7AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:24
    Plenty of elderly people have both hips replaced — it's nothing unusual.
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:26
    Third death from pneumonic plague.
    Yeah… this is bad.
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:27
    People like this can't get MRI scans, right?
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:29
    Class 4 disability, huh — that's basically treated the same as being able-bodied.
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:29
    Both hips replaced and she's only rated Class 4 on the disability certificate…
    20AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:30
    Guess that's normal for her age — plenty of people her age are already limping or dragging a leg when they walk.
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:32
    My mom had hip surgery too, but she doesn't have a disability certificate.
    Why's that? Because it was only on one side?
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:33
    My dad has an artificial joint too and holds a disability certificate.
    Apparently it mostly just gets him half-price highway tolls and discounts at museums and galleries, but he says the highway toll discount really helps.
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:37
    Can you really get an artificial joint put in twice? I remember Mogura Suzuki from the comedy duo Kuuki Danshi talking a few years back about agonizing over the timing of getting one in.
    40AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:40
    Re: #32
    It's one on the left and one on the right, two total — of course that works.
    56AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:53
    Re: #32
    You can actually get it done twice on the same leg.
    Implants have a rough lifespan, so doctors work backward from that to time the surgery.
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:37
    Maybe Tetsuko Kuroyanagi's squats (the veteran TV host famous for her daily squat routine) are the better way to go?
    36AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:39
    Re: #1
    I've got Tyson Gay in me (another top sprinter, like Usain Bolt).
    43AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:45
    Having bolts in you doesn't even count as a disability.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:46
    She must've thrown one too many Chono Masahiro-style yakuza kicks (the legendary pro wrestler known for his brutal kicks).
    45AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:46
    My late parent also had a hip replacement and held a disability certificate, but walked so smoothly that nobody ever believed it.
    They'd ride a bike and even go swimming sometimes.
    The rehab was apparently brutal — they said the physical therapist was a demon about it.
    But they also said someone who had surgery around the same time and slacked off on rehab didn't recover nearly as well even after leaving the hospital.
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:48
    Another hip replacement?! Why do so many celebrities end up with bad hips?
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:50
    If you're on the employee pension (kosei nenkin), you can get disability pension benefits.
    But unfortunately, if you're only on the national pension (kokumin nenkin), you don't get it.
    50AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:50
    I bet it's a bolt the size of one of those rivets they use to join elevated highway sections, driven straight in.
    51AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:51
    Sounds like she's showing up in the new Godzilla movie as "Mecha-Aki-Man."
    52AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:52
    Speaking of bolts, Frankenstein.
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:03
    Re: #1
    Even a rich person who doesn't do any real physical work can wreck their body like this — just shows how fragile humans are.
    64AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:04
    Nicotine and alcohol will wreck your hips.
    65AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:06
    She's known as a heavy drinker, but her liver's apparently fine?
    Usually that's the first thing to go.
    66AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:09
    Payback for sitting in those cramped pachinko parlor seats for hours on end.
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:12
    If she were 85 I'd get it, but ending up like this at 75 is rough.
    72AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:20
    Is there even a benefit to Class 4? Seems like the hassle of renewals and photo updates is more of a downside.
    74AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:23
    Re: #72
    You can buy medical equipment at a discount.
    It takes some paperwork, but medicine, equipment, and consumables all get cheaper.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Under Japan’s Act on Welfare for Physically Disabled Persons, anyone who undergoes a hip joint replacement is, as a rule, certified at Class 4 regardless of whether it actually impairs their daily life. That’s why the thread saw both the view that this amounts to “basically the same treatment as an able-bodied person” and the view that the grade alone doesn’t capture how serious the disability really is. Because the certificate is only issued upon application, comments like “my family member had the same surgery but doesn’t have one” may reflect differences in whether someone actually applied, or whether the surgery was on one hip or both. Discounts on medical costs and highway tolls came up as benefits of holding the certificate, but the thread didn’t get into how the scope of those benefits differs by grade.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Celebrity] Aki Wada: “I have bolts in my hip. I also hold a Class 4 disability certificate” — reveals two hip replacement surgeries.”

  • Jiro-Style Ramen Shop Barks “NUMBER!!” at Customers — I’m Like “???” — 5ch Divided

    A photo showing a staff member at what looks like a Jiro-style ramen shop barking “NUMBER!!!” at a customer has become a hot topic on 5ch. Jiro-style ramen is known for its unique “call” ordering system, and customers who don’t know the drill reportedly sometimes get harshly scolded. In the thread, opinions clashed between those likening the service to “the military or a prison” and those arguing that customers who show up not knowing the rules are partly to blame. The discussion also branched into the attitude of a Kyoto location and the differences with copycat shops.

    4AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:05
    The vibe here is straight-up military or prison.
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:06
    Going to Jiro in Kyoto is just rock bottom, honestly.
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:07
    Shop: 😰

    Customer's backstory: 🤨

    14AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:08
    Re: #12
    Not following Jiro's rules = it's your own fault, so this answer basically says nothing at all.
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:20
    Re: #12
    So if you're "at fault" they yell at you…?
    51AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:36
    Re: #12
    Lmao, the answer literally says they don't yell at customers who did nothing wrong.
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:09
    So that's what Kyoto Jiro is like, huh lol
    Do they size up the customer first?
    Or is it totally random?
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:11
    You're better off not going to creepy shops like this
    which is why I never do.
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:12
    Everyone kept hyping up Jiro so much that when I went to Tokyo I tried the Omiya branch, but honestly the "inspired" (copycat) shop back home in my prefecture was tastier.
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:25
    Re: #18
    Just eat it in Tokyo then.
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:16
    https://x.com/lohog29i/status/2108124410570031591?s=46&t=OedJeTTD2Jxegi1uOrlO8w







    43AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:32
    Re: #21
    This place is such a nightmare zone lol
    I'm never going to a shop like this, ever.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:33
    Re: #21
    A shop that won't even let you eat the ramen you ordered? Wild. No way I'm going near that.
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:20
    Going to the original shop just to eat bad food and feel miserable is on you.
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:20
    I heard the "Yume o Whatever" place has decent service though (likely referring to Yume wo Katare, a Jiro-style chain)
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:21
    I want some yakuza-looking YouTuber to go there as a bit
    Would they get the same treatment even as a scary-looking guy?
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:36
    Re: #30
    At the Kabukicho branch, when actual thugs showed up they were treated super politely lol
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:24
    They'll probably still say it's the customer's fault even when the shop never explained anything.
    34AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:26
    Honestly, part of the draw of going is watching newbies get yelled at.
    35AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:27
    [Sign: "This is a Jiro-style shop"] ← tastes basically the same no matter where you eat it 🤮
    37AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:28
    Re: #35
    The Jimbocho branch is seriously nasty.
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:34
    Re: #35
    The taste is actually totally different between branches
    though most of them are just bad.
    36AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:28
    At this rate you can't go unless you've got a friend who really knows the ropes.
    41AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:30
    In this day and age, going to Jiro without even knowing what kind of place it is and then whining "the staff was so mean to meee" — come on, enough already
    Only people who know what they're getting into should go.
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:47
    Re: #41
    The knockoff shops are way more popular and have way more locations, and they run a normal business, so it's no wonder people get confused.
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:34
    Re: #43
    Re: #44
    Showing up without even looking up the house rules is the dumb move here.
    54AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:37
    Re: #46
    Wow lol, you're totally brainwashed lmao
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:37
    Re: #46
    If you're seriously saying that, you're already a lost cause.
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:38
    Re: #46
    Even people who seem to actually understand these baffling rules are confused by this.
    82AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:52
    They say they don't yell at customers who did nothing wrong, but would you get yelled at for, like, spilling water?
    Shouldn't the normal rule be that staff don't yell at all unless the customer themselves starts yelling or being intimidating to the point they feel physically threatened — not some vague notion of "fault"?
    84AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:53
    Re: #82
    We yell before anyone can pull that kind of "logic harassment" on us. (ロジハラ = "logic harassment," slang for cornering someone with airtight logic)
    85AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:55
    Why is the attitude this extreme?
    What kind of upbringing produces that?
    89AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:58
    Re: #85
    It's not about being a server, it's just a bad upbringing
    otherwise you wouldn't work at a place like this.
    94AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:03
    By the way

    tps://i.imgur.com/e8eMg9w.jpeg

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Jiro-style ramen traces back to the original shop in Mita, Tokyo, and the group of restaurants descended from it is known for a unique “call” ordering system where customers tell staff themselves how much topping, garlic, etc. they want. How shops treat customers who don’t know this etiquette varies a lot by location — a culture that favors regulars and uses blunt, harsh language has come to be accepted as part of “Jirorian” (devoted Jiro fan) culture, but to first-timers it can easily come across as baffling and intimidating. The thread split between people who framed a customer’s lack of knowledge as “their own fault” to justify the harsh treatment, and people who argued that yelling at customers without properly explaining the rules is on the shop. It’s also easy to get confused here without knowing the difference between the original Jiro-style shops and the many derivative/copycat (“inspired”) shops, which differ from the original in both taste and service.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Photo] Ramen Shop: “NUMBER!!!” Me: “???”.”

  • Xbox Unveils New ‘XP’ Division — 5ch: ‘Instantly Ratio’d and Clowned On by Foreigners in the Retweets, Hilarious’

    On October 8, Xbox announced the launch of a new division called “XP.” The group is meant to expand game IP into film, TV, and other screen content, apparently prompted by the smash-hit live-action “Minecraft” movie and the critically acclaimed “Fallout” TV series. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, the thread lit up over the wave of sarcastic replies from foreign users under the announcement post and comparisons to Nintendo’s “Mario” movie and Sony’s live-action track record — though some posters also brought up Xbox’s own past retreat from the video/film business and voiced mixed feelings about Phil Spencer’s leadership, making the overall reaction far from unanimous.

    Today, we announced XP.

    This is a new Xbox division that will help grow our great games into experiences that go beyond the games themselves.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:27
    Xbox's goal is to become the number one entertainment company in the world. To get there, we need to grow our games into beloved, long-lasting franchises that entertain, move, and connect people of every generation, all around the world.

    That opportunity is exactly why we're building XP.
    7AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:29
    Feels like there used to be something called Windows XP…
    8AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:29
    Does this even have anything to do with games?
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:32
    Re: #8
    They've got a ton of strong game IP, so this is about running an IP business through movies and shows.
    The Minecraft movie and the Fallout series already hit it stupid big, after all.
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:30
    Bring us Xbox Me and Xbox VISTA too while you're at it (a joke riffing on Windows Me and Vista, two of Microsoft's most infamous flops)
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:31
    Re: #9
    Both of those sound like they'd be disasters
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:33
    So you mean they're gonna start doing the movie thing, like Sony?
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:33
    Isn't this exactly what Totoki wanted to do? (Hiroki Totoki, Sony Group's President & COO)
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:35
    Minecraft's box office take beat the movie adaptations of SIE's own first-party IP anyway.
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:36
    Instantly got ratio'd and clowned on by foreign users in the retweets — hilarious
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:36
    Nintendo also woke up to the screen-adaptation business thanks to Mario, so from here on every company's probably going to start flooding the market with live-action and CG movies.
    20AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:37
    Re: #18
    They'll just get steamrolled by Netflix, Disney+, and Paramount+
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:38
    Very on-brand strategy for Asha, who doesn't even care about games.
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:38
    Probably because just making and selling games isn't cutting it anymore.
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:39
    Announcing a project like this now, who knows how many years it'll be before it's actually implemented
    Wonder if Asha will even still have the job by then.
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:42
    Re: #24
    They just bundled already-in-motion projects under one department, that's all.
    Fallout already has a new season in production, and CoD and Gears both had their movie adaptations greenlit a long time ago.
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:46
    Re: #24
    Ever heard of the Minecraft movie?
    29AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:46
    Learn your lesson from Paramount+ already, idiot.

    That company got bought out this year and lost even its own name.
    A textbook case of total failure.
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:48
    The worst nightmare for Xbox is that every single time, some idiot sets up a studio to do screen adaptations and ends up dragging everyone else down when it collapses.
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:49
    They already tried movies and TV back in the 360 or One era, failed hard, and pulled out.
    34AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:50
    Re: #33
    Back in the One days it was totally unclear what they were even trying to do.
    This time it's after a movie actually became a massive hit, so it kind of makes sense.
    35AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:50
    There are actual projects already out there, and all you can bring up is ancient history? Were you locked up in prison or something?
    37AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:50
    Fallout was lucky — it was already in motion before the acquisition.
    About the only other win is Minecraft.
    Weren't Sea of Thieves and Gears movies also in the works?
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:51
    Just call it Xbox 7 or Xbox 98 already (riffing on Windows 7 and Windows 98)
    45AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:58
    This is just an internal Xbox org-chart reshuffle that has nothing to do with regular users.
    No reason to go out of their way to publicize it.
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:01
    Re: #45
    Even something like this needs to be announced to keep the hype fuel flowing.
    Cut them some slack, read between the lines.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:02
    Maybe they'll start leveraging IP the way Nintendo does.
    Could even end up having Sony handle the actual movie production.
    54AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:04
    Re: #49
    Hard to say, since they've got God of War, Ghost of Tsushima, and Horizon all lined up.
    Though Until Dawn didn't really make any waves.
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:20
    The studios besides 343i that are on the verge of being disbanded are exactly the ones doing screen adaptations.

    CoD, which hasn't gone down that road, being the success story says it all.
    71AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:26
    This is it, Xbox is done for sure.
    The one thing they absolutely had to change was quitting screen adaptations altogether.
    78AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:36
    Nintendo scored a huge hit with the Mario movie,
    and Microsoft scored huge hits with the Minecraft movie and the Fallout show,
    but Sony's the only one with zero hit game adaptations, huh.
    81AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:41
    Re: #78
    The Last of Us was way bigger a hit than Fallout, come on.
    92AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:03
    Until recently, people were hyping up Phil as the ‘competent’ savior of Xbox after the TV business failed so badly,
    but now that ‘incompetent’ Phil's games-only focus has failed, everyone's doing a total 180 and calling Asha's strategy a success instead — it's hilarious.
    94AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:07
    Re: #92
    Phil was undeniably competent right up through 2023.
    Even accounting for pressure from Nadella, the last year and a half can only be described as him tarnishing his own legacy.
    96AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:10
    Re: #92
    I genuinely feel relieved I never became an Xbox fan.
    Though I'm sure not everyone's like the die-hards grinding away on Geha.
    95AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:10
    Blaming it all on Nadella is a stretch too.
    They let Phil do things his own way for almost 10 years, and it was only because he failed to hit the targets that they stepped in.
    97AnonymousOct 8, 2026 23:15
    Re: #95
    But the intervention just made performance worse, so doesn't that make Nadella incompetent too?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Around 2013, Xbox had already ventured into original programming with “Xbox Entertainment Studios,” only to shut it down within a few years — making this “XP” initiative its second attempt. The backdrop is the live-action “Minecraft” movie becoming a worldwide smash hit, plus the Amazon-streamed “Fallout” series earning strong critical acclaim. The thread discussed this alongside Nintendo’s increasingly aggressive IP expansion following the Mario movie’s success, while opinions on Sony’s live-action track record were split — some cited “The Last of Us” as a genuine success while noting its other titles never gained similar traction. Opinions were also divided on CEO Phil Spencer, whose reputation has wavered amid major layoffs and Xbox hardware’s declining presence, as well as on how to judge Satya Nadella’s intervention in the company’s management. It’s worth noting that the announcement itself concerns an organization separate from the game development division and is not a new product or game title announcement — a point that’s easy to misread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “[Breaking] Official ‘XBOX XP’ Announcement.”

  • Juice=Juice’s New Single Choreographed by aespa/XG’s RENAN — 5ch Asks “Did They Really Need to Hire Him?”

    It’s come to light that RENAN, the choreographer behind aespa and XG’s performances, is handling the choreography for Hello! Project’s Juice=Juice’s newly announced single “Glorious Revenger.” After footage of their dance lessons in Korea aired on a Hulu show, reactions poured into 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Opinions on the song itself were split, and fans also clashed over how introducing K-pop-style choreography might reshape the group’s direction. Some welcomed the shift toward a more performance-focused approach, while others voiced unease about losing the group’s traditional Hello! Project identity.

    1AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:21
    Hulu
    4AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:27
    Calling the song trash might just be a Hello!-fan gut reaction — a different crowd could easily end up loving it.
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:38
    Re: #4
    Nah — I've been through idols, anime theme songs, voice actors, artists, singers, visual-kei, you name it, and I'm telling you: this song is garbage.
    50AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:44
    Re: #11
    That's still just your personal opinion at the end of the day.
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:58
    Re: #11
    Impressive that you can declare it garbage without even listening to the whole thing.
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:35
    K-pop choreography is basically built around lip-syncing — what's that going to mean for Juice=Juice?
    65AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:24
    Re: #9
    This exactly.

    Did Hello! Project really need to go hire a Korean choreographer?

    Something about it just doesn't sit right with me.
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:40
    Can't really blame them — it already flopped with Makita Sayako.
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:43
    Re: #12
    What even is that dance, some dizzying Ginyu Force (the Dragon Ball villain squad) routine?
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:20
    Juice=Juice Summer Camp in Korea [Hulu Live-Watch] Episode 1: World — Heading to Korea to Nail the Choreography for New Single "Glorious Revenger" | Hello! Project
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxTm4IZqbIM
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KxTm4IZqbIM/hq720.jpg
    40AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:27
    Wait, they're actually making this garbage a single? It's done for.
    42AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:28
    Re: #40
    That's a very "Juice" way for it to end, honestly. Tour tickets aren't even selling anymore.
    52AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:50
    Re: #42
    Don't sneak in a blatant lie like that, it's embarrassing.
    54AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:02
    Re: #42
    I already got tickets for the fall tour so I'm going, but whether I go next spring depends on how that tour turns out. Lately it's been mostly TV promo appearances and "our dream came true"-type comments, with nothing about where they actually want to take their artistry next.

    No wonder people are getting bored — and I'm not even the exception.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:36
    I could understand it if this were some dance-school special, but where is the group actually heading as a group from here? Are they going full K-pop?
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:38
    Re: #44
    It's clearly a different direction, sure, but as a new challenge it makes for an interesting show. It's the kind of thing Hello! Project, which usually just runs the same in-house routines, would never normally do.
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:08
    Re: #44
    Everything but the lyrics comes from writers who usually work with boy groups, and the anime tie-in is aimed at fujoshi anyway — the song already existed and they just swapped in new lyrics to snag the tie-in deal. So there's not much point debating "direction" here.
    60AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:15
    Re: #44
    Commissioning a Reiwa-era "Vivid Midnight" for Amecchi (member's nickname) — nice call!
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:41
    Re: #46
    Even Hirai or Akiyama would probably struggle with that dance lesson, so of course members who aren't strong dancers are going to struggle with it too. Made me wonder what they're actually trying to do going forward. I guess this is just what happens when you go viral in a weird way. I could get it if they'd just done food and sightseeing like normal.
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:05
    Re: #47
    That's a pretty snide way to put it. If they pull it off, it's a new Juice=Juice; if they don't, it's just the old Juice=Juice. Now that they can finally reach outward and soak up new inspiration, it seems they've decided to brand themselves more as a performance-focused group than idols, and they're working on building up the dance skills they're still lacking.
    48AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:44
    Even with a project like this, their drive to improve is impressive. Meanwhile ANGERME just went sightseeing in Ise.
    92AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:42
    Re: #48
    On X, ANGERME is getting mocked in comparison to this Juice=Juice project.
    56AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:07
    Re: #54

    If you're talking about the blog content, it hasn't really changed much from before they got popular to now. They still write about dreams and goals even today. I think you're just looking at it through tinted glasses.
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:26
    Re: #56
    > "No wonder people are getting bored — and I'm not even the exception."
    So how are you going to respond to that part, huh?
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:34
    Re: #56
    About the current, "finished" version of Juice=Juice, I once wrote this (lightly edited):
    —
    Saying "entirely steered by the adults" sounds harsh, so let's call it "left to fend for itself by the adults" instead.
    If the typical idol is one who never tries to break free of that "left to fend for itself" ceiling on their own, then Juice=Juice, at least as things stand now, isn't an act that transcends that typical idol ceiling either.

    For idols who can't commit to the songwriting side, the only real place for "self-expression" is the live stage, however you look at it — and yet that live stage is itself "left to fend for itself" (referring to the fall tour).

    The story a "finished," fully-formed Juice=Juice can tell, however many grain-of-sand-sized differences it contains, ultimately just ends up being a repetition of the same thing.

    That's exactly what "being finished" means.
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:20
    Well, if they're going to the trouble of getting a great choreographer, you'd think they could've picked a better song to pair it with.
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:21
    Re: #62
    How so? Morning Musume and ANGERME have had even bigger-name choreographers.
    71AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:27
    Basically it's like this, right?
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:32
    This isn't what people want from Hello! Project — it's like expecting authentic Japanese cuisine and getting served a completely different genre of food instead.
    78AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:34
    Re: #73
    I think Juice=Juice is probably going to disband sometime next year. Everything they're doing lately feels so halfhearted.
    80AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:35
    No wonder the hardcore Hello!-oji (older male fans) are emigrating over to Tsubaki Factory and Rosy Chronicle.
    82AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:36
    Re: #80
    Juice=Juice's otaku headcount has already dropped below pre-"Moremi" levels (a member's nickname). That's seriously bad.
    83AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:37
    Feels like Juice=Juice has really changed. Guess it's "new fans only" now, huh.
    84AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:38
    Re: #83
    90% of those new fans have already left too, though.
    87AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:40
    I genuinely want my money back. Why am I paying to watch members who look like they're struggling this much, constantly getting talked down to by some guy I don't even know?
    91AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:41
    Re: #87
    This wouldn't happen with ANGERME — poor thing. You should just drop Juice=Juice already.
    93AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:43
    Marketing them this way is going to burn the members out. Are they planning to disband once Dambara graduates?
    95AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:45
    Re: #93
    They're probably planning to disband next year. This whole thing already feels like it's entered the ending phase.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Juice=Juice is a flagship Hello! Project group with over a decade of history, and this project was presented as part of a dance-lesson segment on a Hulu show. RENAN, who has handled choreography for overseas girl groups, is an unusual pick for a Hello! Project release. In the thread, opinions were divided less over the song itself and more over how adopting K-pop-style choreography and overseas location shoots might reshape the group’s future direction. That said, comments about ticket sales or a possible breakup were individual posters’ speculation within the thread, not officially announced facts, so some caution is warranted.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] The Choreographer for Juice=Juice’s Latest Single “Glorious Revenger” Is None Other Than RENAN, Who Has Worked with aespa and XG!“

  • FF Creator Says ‘Healers Should Be Female’ — FF15 Team: ‘That Wasn’t Possible’

    An episode where Hironobu Sakaguchi, regarded as the creator of the Final Fantasy series, reportedly said “I want the healer to be a woman — I don’t want to be healed by a man,” while the FF15 team, whose party consisted of four men, responded “That wasn’t possible,” became a hot topic on 5ch’s gaming hardware board. The thread explained that the reason FF15 ended up with an all-male party traces back to the director change from Tetsuya Nomura to Hajime Tabata — by that point the party lineup had already been publicly announced and couldn’t be changed. Discussion expanded into comparisons with Dragon Quest and Fire Emblem, which feature more female healers, FF’s struggles in sales, and opinions on so-called “political correctness,” without reaching any single consensus.

    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:31
    All the characters can just be women. Don't need male characters.
    95AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:22
    Re: #2
    Here you go: FFX-2
    3AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:35
    Honestly, after actually playing it, I thought it worked out fine. If there'd been women around, the camping scenes would've gotten way too realistic.
    5AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:38
    Back in the Famicom days, if you job-changed into a White Mage in FF, your character basically turned into a girl.
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:42
    They should've listened to Sakaguchi. Though it's rough on Tabata too, since he wasn't in a position to reject the 'four men on a journey' concept.
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:46
    It's a bit cringe to say, but wanting a heroine in there is just the normal reaction.

    Being all-male is fine, and having a handsome prince as the protagonist is fine too?

    But normally, the side characters would be like a grizzled old guardian, or a rough, tactless old guy playing the mentor, right?

    Is there any popular story anywhere, in any era, about four handsome guys just hanging out together?

    Try flipping the genders — it'd basically just be Hyperdimension Neptunia.

    FF15 basically ended up being a female-targeted Neptunia made with an absurd budget.
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:52
    Dragon Quest has plenty of male healers too, so it's kind of weird that FF is making such a big deal of this.
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:53
    If FF15 was deliberately made to appeal to women, that's a challenging move for the series, and that kind of challenge feels very FF — a fresh experiment for a big-budget title, so I can respect it. FF16, on the other hand, doesn't have a single redeeming point.
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:55
    In Fire Emblem: Banshi Senkō ('A Thousand Blooming Colors'), every single clan's healer is a woman, no exceptions.
    40AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:19
    Re: #21
    Wait, was the Yōkai character from the Lamine family actually a girl…?
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:10
    Re: #21
    I was hoping 'it's Fabio, so it's definitely a woman!' — but then it turned out to be a Yōkai, and that's when I realized the Dietrich route is basically a joke. I did Leda's route first and Dietrich's second, so the drop in quality is brutal.
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:55
    Weren't they just trying to court the fujoshi crowd (female fans into male-male pairings)? Dunno though. The real problem is something else entirely.
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:56
    Re: #22
    Fujoshi were already all over it back in FF6 and FF7.
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:56
    Dragon Quest actually has women, you know. DQ8 has Jessica, DQ11 has Veronica and Serena, DQ7 has Maribel.
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:15
    Re: #24
    It wasn't the main point, but there was a running joke about leaving the healing to Minea while Crift just waits in the carriage. I think it even got turned into an AI-generated video.
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 17:58
    Re: #23
    FF6 and 7 only ended up catering to that crowd as a side effect — FF15 is a different story, it was a serious, deliberate push for 'FF Girls'-side appeal.
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:01
    Re: #25
    That's really not the thing to experiment with on FF's biggest title ever, and its first open-world action game…
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:39
    I wonder what Tabata actually meant by 'that wasn't possible.' Was it something gender-bias-related, or more like 'the game-balance spec made it tough to pull off'?
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:05
    Re: #47
    They had to somehow finish off the unfinished material Nomura left behind by the deadline, so there wasn't time to make that kind of change. Also, the party lineup had already been revealed in promotions before Tabata took over, so it couldn't be altered.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 18:51
    Political correctness be like: 'You mustn't just assume women should be healers or support characters!'
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:02
    Re: #49
    FF-bros love to treat FF like some anti-PC champion, but FF barely sells anymore and nobody even pays it attention. Meanwhile, the anime-style games FF-bros look down on are actually selling better in Japan, lol.
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:03
    Alright then, let's see the next FF go all-women. Those cosplay-looking, photoreal mannequin-faced women don't sell at all in today's game market, so it'd probably turn out even more disastrous than FF15.
    61AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:08
    Re: #55
    The dress-up (Dressphere) system in FFX-2 was fun, though.
    65AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:19
    Looking at how gacha games do it, Sakaguchi's take is clearly the right call.
    70AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:23
    Re: #65
    Gacha and anime-style games are the mainstream now, so that's actually the market FF is worst at. Take FF7: Ever Crisis, which was reeling players in with Tifa's sexy outfits — it shut down its service just yesterday.
    72AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:23
    Are you underestimating Arc from Arc the Lad II!? The guy got demoted from protagonist and still ended up stuck as the healer!
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:30
    Re: #72
    Games where the protagonist doubles as the healer are pretty common, but I'm not a big fan. The protagonist should be the attacker — objectively, that's also what appeals to a wider audience.
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:27
    Forget who heals — just put women in the party at all! Why has it been nothing but dudes since FF15?
    74AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:30
    Re: #73
    FF16 had one, didn't it? Forgot her name, but the Shiva-bonded woman.
    83AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:56
    Honestly, just go full looks-ism for both male and female characters. Basically, design the female characters to land overwhelmingly with men, even if they don't land with women.
    87AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:00
    Re: #83
    That's exactly how 'Libe Saga' (the Romancing SaGa -Minstrel Song- remaster) does it.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    FF15 originally began development as “Final Fantasy Versus XIII” under Tetsuya Nomura’s direction, and after a long development cycle, Hajime Tabata took over and completed it. The thread notes that by the time of the handover, the all-male, four-person party lineup had already been publicly announced in promotions, making major changes difficult on the production side. Hironobu Sakaguchi, the person credited with the remark, is the “creator” who worked on FF1 through FF9, and was not involved in making FF15. The sensibility of the early series — where female White Mages became the standard healer — and FF15’s design built around an all-male protagonist team are products of different eras and different teams, so treating the two as reflecting one single decision can be misleading. The thread’s discussion expanded into comparisons with Dragon Quest and Fire Emblem, which feature more female healers, FF’s struggles in sales, and debate over so-called “political correctness,” but no unanimous conclusion was reached.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware & Industry (Gaming Hardware)) thread “FF’s Creator: ‘I Want the Healer to Be a Woman, I Don’t Want to Be Healed by a Man’ — FF15 Director: ‘Can’t, lol’.”

  • Russia Demands Extradition of ICC President Akane and 8 Others — 5ch: ‘Is This a Nobel Prize Flag?’

    On October 8, Russia’s Prosecutor General’s Office announced that it has requested the Dutch government and others extradite International Criminal Court (ICC) President Tomoko Akane and eight others, who were convicted in absentia by a Moscow court last December. The ICC issued an arrest warrant for President Putin in 2023 over the invasion of Ukraine, and this move is widely seen as retaliation. On 5ch, the thread ranged from procedural debates — whether the ICC even has jurisdiction over non-member states like Russia, the US, and China — to the deeper historical background of Japan-Russia tensions.

    [MOSCOW, Kyodo] Russia’s Prosecutor General’s Office announced on the 8th that it has requested the Dutch government and others extradite International Criminal Court (ICC) President Tomoko Akane and eight others, who were convicted by a Moscow court last December.

    Source: 47news.jp / Original article here

    7AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:14
    Hated by both Russia and America, huh.
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:17
    85AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:27
    Re: #22
    It's not Akane, it's Arale (a pun swapping her name for the Dr. Slump anime character).
    32AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:18
    Is this setting up a Nobel Prize win?
    47AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:20
    Can't wait to see Trump's reaction if the ICC wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

    Trump says Nobel Committee's "credibility will collapse" if he isn't the one who wins the Peace Prize
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/0c7a5780a17be9c53109c8dd1fe4dfef82fcfc55
    56AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:21
    They must have something pretty shady to hide if they're this scared of being judged by the ICC lol — same goes for the US and Israel.
    77AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:26
    Re: #56
    America, Russia, and Israel team up to rule the world. Any country that defies them gets nuked.
    92AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:28
    Re: #56
    They're not a member, so they're fine unless they get detained in another country.

    The US, Russia, China, Israel, India, etc. aren't members either. Even Japan only joined 20 years ago.

    The ICC currently has 125 member states and territories.
    Japan's accession date: October 1, 2007 (105th member)
    58AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:22
    Going after a non-member state seems like overreach.
    63AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:24
    Re: #58
    If you commit a crime in Japan, anyone gets tried under Japanese law, right? By that logic, should a foreigner only ever be judged by the laws of their home country, no matter what they do in Japan?
    81AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:26
    Re: #58
    Whether they're a member or not is irrelevant, so of course it applies.
    72AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:26
    Hand over "Putin" himself before anything else (5ch slang swaps the ン for ソ in his name as a dig at him).
    76AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:26
    Putin's been way too on edge lately. What's going on? Is he dying or something?
    114AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:31
    Re: #76
    Yeah, his behavior's been off lately. If his demands don't go through again, guess we'll get another one of his within-days flip-flops.
    88AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:27
    Nobel Peace Prize, right there.
    95AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:28
    Trump says Nobel Committee's "credibility will collapse" if he isn't the one who wins the Peace Prize
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/0c7a5780a17be9c53109c8dd1fe4dfef82fcfc55
    No, it's YOUR credibility that's collapsed.
    101AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:29
    Re: #95
    Did he even have credibility worth losing in the first place?
    137AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:34
    Re: #85

    139AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:34
    I've always wondered — why has "Roske" (a derogatory slang term for Russia) been hostile toward Japan for so long? Are they still cursed by the Russo-Japanese War? Honestly, I don't get it.
    156AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:37
    Re: #139
    We learned it's because they want an ice-free port.
    167AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:38
    Re: #139
    Russia is hostile toward the US-UK military-industrial complex and international finance capital. Japan often acts as their lapdog, which is exactly why Japan ends up on the receiving end when it plays that role.
    171AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:39
    Re: #139
    Historically there were periods when Japan and Russia got along reasonably well. That said, they still just want an ice-free port.
    205AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:44
    This is an international body Japan helped set up — so say something about it, you useless government.
    212AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:45
    Re: #205
    It's payback for the Tokyo Trials!
    248AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:52
    Re: #205
    Japan helped set it up? Then they joined awfully late for that.

    The ICC currently has 125 member states and territories.
    Japan's accession date: October 1, 2007 (105th member)

    South Korea: February 1, 2003

    Recent ratifications (since 2003):
    104th: Chad, January 1, 2007
    105th: Japan, October 1, 2007
    106th: Madagascar, June 1, 2008
    267AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:56
    Why does Russia even want custody of them?
    272AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:57
    Re: #267
    Because they tarnished the authority of Greater Russia.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    In 2023, the ICC issued an arrest warrant for President Putin over the forced deportation of children from Ukraine, treating it as a war crime. Russia is not an ICC member, so the warrant carries no legal force there, but in retaliation Russia has repeatedly convicted ICC staff — including President Tomoko Akane — in absentia in its own courts and sought their “extradition,” effectively running it like an international manhunt. In practice there’s almost no chance the Dutch government would comply, so this latest request amounts to little more than symbolic political theater. The thread blended two separate strands of discussion that are easy to conflate: a procedural debate over whether the ICC has any authority at all over non-member states like the US, Russia, China, Israel, and India, and a separate debate over the deeper historical friction between Japan and Russia (disputes over ice-free ports, among other things). Worth noting: Japan’s ICC membership dates only to 2007 — relatively late — so claims that Japan played a leading role in founding the court don’t hold up.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Breaking] Russia demands extradition of ICC President Akane and others.”

  • High School Rugby: Fukui and Shimane Skip Qualifiers as Short-Staffed Joint Teams Head Straight to Nationals

    For the first time, Fukui Prefecture will send its representative to the 106th National High School Rugby Tournament (kicking off December 27 at Hanazono) without holding any qualifying matches. Fukui has only three schools with rugby clubs — Wakasa Higashi (25 players), Wakasa (8 players), and Tsuruga Technical (4 players) — and even combining them into a joint team couldn’t produce enough players to field a proper match, so the Wakasa Higashi/Wakasa joint team will go straight to the national tournament. This follows Shimane, which skipped its qualifier in the previous tournament. On 5channel, opinions clashed sharply between those blaming the declining birthrate and those arguing rugby itself is simply unpopular, with some calling for a regional-block representative system like the one used in the spring national high school baseball invitational.

    Nikkan Sports [October 8, 2026, 18:42]

    It was learned on the 8th through interviews with those involved that Fukui will, for the first time, hold no qualifying tournament due to a shortage of club members — following Shimane, which had no qualifier to decide its entrant in the previous tournament — for the 106th National High School Rugby Tournament (kicking off December 27 at Hanazono).

    In Fukui, Wakasa Higashi has 25 players, but the only other schools with rugby clubs, Wakasa and Tsuruga Technical, have just 8 and 4 players respectively — even combined, that’s fewer than 15, not enough to field a match. For this tournament, Wakasa Higashi and Wakasa will enter the national tournament as a joint team.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:28
    Feel bad for Tsuruga Tech's 4 players
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:47
    Re: #2
    They probably just withdrew, honestly
    3AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:28
    No sane Japanese kid wants to play rugby these days
    4AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:30
    They're blaming the declining birthrate, but let's be real, rugby clubs are just unpopular
    6AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:32
    Automatic trip to nationals
    No other sport works like this
    7AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:34
    Fukuoka's prefectural qualifier has 35 teams entered
    Only 4 of those are joint teams
    Meaning 31 schools can field a rugby team solo
    Even powerhouse Higashi-Fukuoka has to win 3 rounds just to make it to nationals
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:37
    Re: #7
    Why has Fukuoka always been such a rugby stronghold?
    8AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:34
    My high school's rugby club
    was a thrown-together team that borrowed about 10 guys from the soccer club, but we still made it to the prefectural final lol

    The club's gone now, no more rugby team
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:36
    Re: #8
    If that was Osaka, that'd be impressive
    59AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:51
    Re: #8
    Soccer club's the real MVP here lol
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:36
    Shimane only had 3,000 births in 2025
    Baseball and soccer are probably next to lose their qualifiers too
    20AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:43
    Re: #9
    Basketball and volleyball still run proper qualifiers
    Rugby's just that unpopular
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:37
    Same issue with high school baseball — it's unfair when teams from no-qualifier prefectures show up fresh while others are worn down from brutal qualifiers
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:42
    Re: #12
    Soccer even has super seeds (bye rounds for top-ranked teams)
    34AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:57
    Re: #12
    If there's no qualifier at all, there's no 'wear and tear' to speak of
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:39
    They should do it like the spring Koshien baseball invitational, picking schools by regional block like Kanto or Kyushu
    14AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:39
    Rugby's done lol
    Which sport's next to go this way?
    I've got a guess~ lol
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:40
    One school per prefecture just isn't sustainable in an era of fewer kids
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:41
    They kept saying rugby was more popular than soccer, that rugby's time had come…
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:42
    Number of teams entering qualifiers

    1 team
    Shimane, Fukui
    2 teams
    Yamagata
    3 teams
    Tottori, Kagawa, Kochi, Saga
    4 teams
    Toyama, Ishikawa

    Yamagata's probably next
    68AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:07
    Re: #19
    Half will be gone in 3 years, all of them in 5 — there's nothing you can do about a team sport you can't even scrape together enough players to practice
    Re: #53
    Judo and kendo are basically individual sports so they're fine, you can just train at a local dojo
    The real problem is baseball, whose participation numbers are dropping just as fast as rugby's. Baseball can't make the jump to outside-school clubs, so eventually only private schools in big cities will have teams left
    87AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:02
    Re: #19
    Fukui, Kagawa, Ishikawa, Toyama — those are all handball strongholds, interestingly
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:46
    High school baseball will look like this in 10 years too
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:46
    Feels bad to practice all that time just to get matched against a powerhouse right off the bat

    That's not nerves, that's genuine fear
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:47
    The tough part about rugby is you can't properly practice in depopulated or rugby-unpopular prefectures
    Sports are fun because you play teams of similar skill level, but these kids don't even get that chance
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:49
    Just switch to a regional block system already
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:07
    Re: #27
    Better to have like one school represent all of Shikoku, one for all of Chugoku
    Feel bad for kids who get slaughtered at nationals otherwise
    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:49
    Why not use the Senbatsu format — X schools per region, like spring Koshien does?
    29AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:51
    Didn't realize rugby's participation numbers were that low
    Judo and rugby do seem like the sports with the most injuries though
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:51
    For Fukui, just give Osaka or Kyoto an extra slot and let Fukui schools enter that qualifier instead
    Shimane and Tottori can share one combined representative
    In exchange, add a slot somewhere like Kanagawa or Saitama
    40AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:19
    Right now there are still about 1.1 million 18-year-olds (children of the second-generation baby boomers)
    But in 15 years that'll fall below 700,000 — that's the reality
    51AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:36
    Re: #40
    The one-rep-per-prefecture model is probably going to fade out across sports, not just rugby
    50AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:35
    Well, soccer's hoovering up all the public funding and using it to scout kids young, so of course rugby's withering
    62AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:54
    Re: #50
    There's also baseball, a sport where participation has halved even with all the money behind it
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:41
    Rugby, judo, and kendo are the ones seeing especially steep declines
    Rugby even had its moment when the national team was all the hype, but dropping off this much means it's just fundamentally not a sport that fits modern Japanese kids anymore
    64AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:55
    Apparently there are only around 120 junior high schools nationwide with a standing rugby club
    The rugby federation really needs to fix this feeder pipeline first, but they're broke and the board's full of incompetents, so nothing's going to change
    73AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:13
    Re: #64
    Kiyo◯: 'The World Cup legacy, dammit!'
    ◯miya: 'Go pro, rake in rich customers, cha-ching!'

    …And the customers never showed up

    Background and key points of this debate

    The core of the story is that Fukui has never before gone without a qualifying tournament — this is the first time. Until now, Shimane in the previous tournament was the only prefecture exempted from qualifiers, so the fact that another prefecture now joins that list shows the shortage of club members spreading through regional sports. The thread split over how to interpret the cause: one camp argued it’s simply a product of the declining birthrate, while another insisted rugby itself is unusually unpopular compared to other sports. Several commenters called for adopting a regional-block representative system like the one used in the spring national high school baseball invitational, though it’s easy to overlook that the current National High School Rugby Tournament still runs on a one-representative-per-prefecture system, and that tournament structures differ from sport to sport. It also helps to keep in mind, as background for the debate, the swing between rugby’s surge in popularity after the 2019 Rugby World Cup in Japan and the subsequent decline in the number of people playing the sport.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Regional High School Rugby] Fukui, Shimane Hold No Qualifiers — Due to Player Shortage, a First for Fukui — Joint Teams Head to Nationals.”

  • 27-Year-Old Model’s Japan Jersey Photos Spark Buzz — 5ch: “Isn’t She Some Soccer Player’s Girlfriend?”

    Rei Hozaki (27), who works as a model and actress, drew a reaction from fans after reporting that she watched the Kirin Cup Soccer 2026 final against New Zealand in person while wearing the Japan national team’s away jersey. The Japan team, led by manager Hajime Moriyasu, won the match 2-1, claiming the title for the first time in 15 years. On the 5ch Geisoku-Sokuhou+ (celebrity/sports news board) thread, comments calling her “cute” came one after another, but speculation about a possible boyfriend and skeptical remarks about the hype itself were also exchanged — the reaction was not unanimous.

    Fans couldn’t look away from the sight of 27-year-old model and actress Rei Hozaki in the Japan national team’s away jersey.

    [Photo] Hozaki in the Japan away jersey, watching the New Zealand match live!

    The Japan national team, led by manager Hajime Moriyasu, faced New Zealand at National Stadium in the Kirin Cup Soccer 2026 final on October 5. They won 2-1, claiming their first title in 15 years.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:34
    Isn't she some soccer player's girlfriend, lol?
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:36
    She's going to watch the game just to show off "look at me, I'm watching soccer."
    14AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:36
    She's happy to be called cute at 27?
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:39
    Re: #14
    Better than being called ugly, I'd guess.
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:37
    Bet she's seething that Main-chan (a rival celebrity) stole her spotlight.
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:38
    Re: #1
    She goes all the way abroad to watch soccer and shows up at national team matches constantly, so

    she's probably got a boyfriend on the Japan squad, lol


    71AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:11
    Re: #17
    Makes sense.
    With looks like that, the odds are pretty high.
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:40
    Amidagamine and Goamagara (notorious thread-spamming posters) make way too many pointless threads like this.
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:42
    Re: #1

    Meanwhile,

    the baseball national team's uniform is getting trashed, lol


    28AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:43
    What is this? Since when did the national team uniform turn black?
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:44
    Women really do love this away jersey, huh~
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:45
    Cute at first glance, but I don't think it'll leave a lasting impression.
    36AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:48
    Thought it was that Kageyama-whatshisname again, but guess it's someone else.
    43AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:52
    Since it's in Tokyo and close by, a lot of celebrities end up going, huh.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:53
    Marry Tomiyasu or Seko and take charge of their meal prep.
    50AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:57
    She'd look even cuter in a Samurai Japan (baseball team) jersey.
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:00
    Re: #50
    Oh, that Samurai Japan thing, lol
    51AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:57
    Where exactly is there anything here worth hyping up this much?
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:01
    Re: #1

    What is this, lol — is she on Nagisa Watanabe's level???

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The Kirin Cup Soccer is a tune-up match series hosted by the Japan Football Association, and the 2026 title marks Japan’s first win in 15 years. Note that the boyfriend speculation in the thread is purely individual posters’ guesswork, not anything confirmed by actual reporting. Much of the discussion also played on the popularity gap in “matchday fashion” between soccer and baseball, but that’s a recurring trope that gets trotted out repeatedly on 5ch, not a new point specific to this thread. While positive reactions stood out, there were also a fair number of skeptical voices about the hype itself — the response was not unanimous.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku-Sokuhou+) thread “‘Super Cute~’ Fans Can’t Look Away From Her Japan Jersey! 27-Year-Old Model Reports Watching the NZ Match Live: ‘Beyond Cute — Just Too Beautiful’.”

  • What Do You Use AI For? Surprising Use Cases from 5ch

    A thread titled “Tell me what you use AI for” popped up on the 5ch forums, pulling in a wide range of answers — from proofreading text and app development, to building a tool that auto-generates video continuations in a local environment, to scripts that automate office work. Practical examples came up too, like polishing English emails or researching foreign economies to inform investment decisions, and discussion of what differs between the free and paid tiers — but one comment, “isn’t ‘semi-automating office work’ just bookkeeping in the end?”, sparked disagreement over what should even count as "automation."

    1AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:38
    I want to try all sorts of things too.
    Right now it's proofreading work documents
    and simple app development
    3AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:40
    Writing erotic fiction
    10AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:43
    Re: #3
    Not erotic, but I did have it turn a bunch of plot outlines I'd stockpiled into an actual story
    6AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:42
    Had it build me a tool that continues videos in a local environment
    You feed it a video and instructions, and it continues it exactly as told
    15AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:45
    Re: #6
    Wow, you can actually do that
    Never would've imagined it

    This is exactly the kind of use I wouldn't have thought of myself
    9AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:43
    Is everyone paying for a subscription?
    11AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:44
    Re: #9
    Right now I'm trying ChatGPT Plus ("Chappy," 5ch slang for ChatGPT) free for a month
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:44
    I have it semi-automating my office work
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:47
    Re: #12
    Isn't that basically just bookkeeping?
    13AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:44
    Never tried anything erotic — don't want ChatGPT ("Chappy") thinking I'm a pervert
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:45
    It refuses anything erotic
    I just want it to help organize my adult videos though
    17AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:47
    Had it build me video editing software
    Made it so I could easily add captions and do all sorts of things
    18AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:47
    Two years ago I already had it cleaning the junk out of payment data I'd been fudging my way through in Excel for 20 years
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:49
    It can handle pretty much anything you'd do on a computer
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:51
    Re: #21
    So basically bookkeeping, right?
    22AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:50
    Extracting audio from streaming apps
    Got it working by combining it with a rooted device
    24AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:51
    So all you do with a computer is bookkeeping?
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:51
    Would be interesting if a case came out where security camera footage submitted as evidence turned out to be AI-altered, and cameras stopped working as evidence at all
    26AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:52
    Does paying really change what you can do that much?
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:53
    Re: #26
    Honestly I don't really get what the difference is
    29AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:53
    With the free version you can only do things that stay entirely online
    With the paid version you can have it do local work
    30AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:54
    "Semi-automating office work" basically just means bookkeeping, right?
    Or rather, the point being made is: aren't you just convincing yourself that's "office work"?
    33AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:58
    Honestly, AI makes more sense as a conversation partner
    36AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:00
    Re: #33
    That's because you don't have to accommodate it (lol)
    35AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:59
    Proofreading English emails
    Really made me realize how sloppy my English has been all this time
    37AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:02
    I have it explain the current state and problems of various countries' economies and use that as material for investment decisions
    39AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:03
    Re: #36
    No, I meant the replies up above on 5ch —
    AI really is better at holding a conversation
    40AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:03
    I have it assess my own company's future prospects
    41AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:04
    According to Shin Ultraman and Shin Godzilla, isn't the truly important information always kept on paper and never put online?
    42AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:04
    Comparing the specs of smartphones and PCs

    Lining them up side by side for comparison isn't something you can really do on a PC or phone screen
    43AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:04
    Re: #31
    You can actually run it right in this thread
    I built it six months ago, so I'd need to test whether it still runs in the current environment
    Even UPLIFT's login setup changes every few months
    But if you give it the right instructions, the AI will dig in and check whether that's changed too
    45AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:05
    Re: #43
    Try making it reply in the style of Dazai Osamu (famous early-20th-century Japanese novelist)
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:05
    I leave all my decisions up to it
    It's a load off my mind
    46AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:06
    Had it predict lottery numbers a few times — didn't even come close
    53AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:11
    17,000 yen each for GPT and Claude Code
    34,000 yen total
    55AnonymousOct 8, 2026 22:12
    Re: #53
    So you're spending 400,000 yen a year on this?

    Context and Talking Points

    Free plans for generative AI tools like ChatGPT mostly run their processing in the cloud, and getting one to handle local file operations or ongoing automation usually requires a paid plan or an API key. The thread’s disagreement over the difference between “semi-automating office work” and “bookkeeping” stems from that blurry boundary — routine tasks like cleaning up payment and deposit data may really be the same work no matter whether you call it “office work” or “bookkeeping.” Examples like proofreading English emails or researching foreign economies for investment decisions are typical cases of people without specialized expertise using AI to support their own decision-making. Meanwhile, the observation that AI’s growing ability to convincingly manipulate video and images could undermine the reliability of “evidence” like security camera footage reads as a case of technological progress rippling into unexpected corners.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Tell Me What You Use AI For.”

  • Bikkuri Donkey Launches ¥4,460 ‘Monster Gulliver’ Burger Dish — 5ch: ‘I’d Rather Get Sushi for That’

    Family restaurant chain Bikkuri Donkey kicked off its annual “Gulliver” fair on October 7. Now in its 10th year, the campaign rolls out limited-time menu items with extra-large portions, and this year’s headliner is the “Monster Gulliver Burg Dish” — two 400g hamburger steaks served with triple rice and double salad. Priced at ¥4,460, the dish split opinion on 5ch over whether the portion-to-price ratio was fair. Some commenters argued the rice and salad should be cut back in favor of more meat, while others compared the price directly to steak or sushi, saying those options would be the better deal.

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    Hamburger steak restaurant chain Bikkuri Donkey is holding its limited-time “Gulliver Returns This Year!” fair starting today, October 7.

    “Gulliver” is an annual fair featuring extra-large portion menu items, now in its 10th year.

    Source: ascii.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:49
    The rice is unnecessary.
    16AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:52
    Re: #2
    The salad is unnecessary.
    170AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:08
    Re: #2
    Exactly.

    They should just market it as "a chance to eat a huge slab of meat." Outside of a big-eater challenge menu, what's the point of padding it out with "triple rice"?
    6AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:50
    They got rid of that old menu board and the storefront's all spruced up now — this isn't the Bikkuri Donkey I remember.
    44AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:02
    Re: #6
    Wait, they got rid of that menu board?
    That thing was the soul of Bikkuri Donkey.
    8AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:50
    I won't eat the hamburger steaks here — they dump in way too much MSG ("chemical seasoning") and it tastes bad.

    People who can't tell the difference are welcome to eat it.
    23AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:54
    Re: #8
    By "chemical seasoning" you mean salt, right?

    A pure product of a chemical reaction.
    12AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:51
    It's too easily confused with Donki (the discount chain), so they should rename it something like "Dokkuri Binkey."
    165AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:04
    Re: #12
    Why would the one that opened first need to change its name, lol
    14AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:52
    Not making it a single 800g patty is just pure laziness.

    Though I guess you could just order two.
    19AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:53
    Hard to tell the scale without a pack of Seven Stars cigarettes next to it for reference, lol
    25AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:54
    Re: #19
    Right, you can't get a sense of the size.
    75AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:15
    Re: #19
    What is this, a fisherman's trophy print? (lol)
    21AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:54
    Their giant parfait is like ¥3,000 too. I'm amazed people actually go eat that stuff.
    96AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:27
    Re: #21
    Back when I was a student, the giant parfait was about ¥3,000. They said they'd treat me if I finished it, so I figured I could easily manage.
    Turned out I couldn't — the coffee part was just too gross.

    I feel like I could handle 800g with triple rice though.
    I still eat more than a kid out of sheer cheapness. A skinny big-eater.
    97AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:28
    Re: #21
    I wonder if students these days just go to Saizeriya instead.
    27AnonymousOct 8, 2026 19:55
    Mixed ground beef and pork is ¥98 per 100g, so if you buy it at the supermarket and make it yourself, you could make 4kg of hamburger steak.
    179AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:21
    Re: #27
    Sorry, but you can't buy mixed ground meat that cheap anymore these days.
    Also, supermarket ground meat is mostly fat — it practically disappears when you cook it.
    49AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:04
    If ten people split it, that's just ¥44 a person. A great money-saving "Kenmo hack" 🤗 (referencing the frugal-living memes from 5ch's Kenmo crowd)
    54AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:05
    Re: #49
    Come on, now…
    57AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:05
    Why is such a cheap hamburger steak so damn delicious?
    65AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:08
    If you go to Kobe World Buffet, you get all-you-can-eat meat, rice, and vegetables for ¥2,000.
    69AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:09
    Re: #65
    There used to be two Kobe World Buffet locations in my area, but they both went under.
    84AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:22
    I've never once set foot in that place, and I never will.
    90AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:23
    Re: #84
    Re: #85
    It's the one chain where a middle-aged guy can order a parfait without getting judged. If anything, there are more older male customers than you'd think.
    85AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:22
    It's a place aimed at women and kids, so as a middle-aged guy, how satisfied am I really going to be…
    94AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:25
    Didn't know you could order extra hamburger sauce for free at Bikkuri Donkey.
    98AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:29
    Re: #94
    I didn't know either until I went into a store that had the poster up for it. They should put that poster in every location.
    105AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:32
    ¥4,460 for this is a bit much…
    111AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:35
    Re: #105
    You'd be better off eating 40 of Ishii's packaged mini hamburger steaks.
    122AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:39
    I ordered the 300g cheese burger the other day and it came to about ¥1,600. Back when I was a student you could get it for around ¥1,000.
    128AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:42
    Re: #122
    The "Squid's Ark" dish used to be around ¥500 too, and now it's ¥900.
    138AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:46
    Might make sense for a big-eating middle or high schooler, but at this price you could get decent meat at a proper steakhouse instead.
    139AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:47
    Re: #138
    If you're a big-eating teenager, wouldn't you just go to an all-you-can-eat yakiniku or shabu-shabu place instead?
    142AnonymousOct 8, 2026 20:48
    Bikkuri Donkey's jumbo-size iced coffee is genuinely surprising.
    172AnonymousOct 8, 2026 21:13
    I mean, a hamburger steak is just ground meat kneaded and grilled, right?
    Buy a decent sauce and you've basically got restaurant quality.
    Rice prices have even dropped back to half of what they were.
    Leafy greens are a bit pricey but you don't even need them.
    And that's ¥4,500?
    I'd just go get sushi instead.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Bikkuri Donkey’s “Gulliver” fair is an annual tradition now in its 10th year, with the chain devising ever-larger menu items each time. Looking at the ¥4,460 price tag alone might make it seem expensive, but the original article doesn’t break down the price difference from regular menu items or the cost breakdown, so it’s worth noting that the thread’s sense of “expensive” or “cheap” is ultimately a subjective judgment depending on what each commenter is comparing it to. The discussion broke down into two main points. One was a critique of the portion composition — the argument that if you’re going to increase the volume, the hamburger steak itself should be made bigger, and padding it out with extra rice and salad misses the point. The other was a cost-to-value comparison — the argument that for the same amount of money, other dining options might offer more satisfaction. Readers should keep in mind that neither point comes from an actual side-by-side comparison; both are simply reactions to the restaurant’s pricing.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Bikkuri Donkey launches ¥4,460 Monster Gulliver Burg Dish (two 400g hamburger steaks, triple rice, double salad) — images included.”