Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Okinawan Food Called “Too Salty” — But 5ch Says “Soki Soba Is Surprisingly Good”

    It started with a post about a meal from an Okinawa trip that didn’t suit the poster’s taste, and comments pointing out how salty and sour the food was quickly piled on. On the other hand, some praised soki soba, taco rice, and champuru as “surprisingly good,” splitting opinions right down the middle.

    The discussion eventually expanded into comparisons with the food culture of other regions like Osaka and Tokyo.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:21
    Is this really Japan?
    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:21
    It's way tastier than that so-called "Tonkin" food (a mocking nickname some use for Tokyo)
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:23
    Re: #3
    I think so too
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:22
    Soki soba isn't great, but
    it's surprisingly decent
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:23
    It's seasoned like fast food,
    so kids probably love it, right?
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:23
    Bought a bento in Okinawa and it was seriously bad
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:24
    It's tasty, but it looks unappetizing
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:24
    Funny timing, I actually went to an Okinawan restaurant recently and the soki soba was great
    They had taco rice too, so I'll try that next time
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:25
    Osaka's only got cheap, bad food
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:25
    Western Japan's food just isn't good, can't be helped
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:27
    In Osaka they can't afford rice or meat,
    so they boil or grill up offal and flour-based stuff instead
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:27
    It's tasty though
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:27
    The champuru dishes are genuinely good. The miso soup set meal and Okinawa champon are a trap though
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:29
    Everything's salty and sour overall
    The hotel breakfast's spam musubi was so salty I had to laugh
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:29
    Re: #32
    No way that's true
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    Re: #38
    Tokyo's cramped, the food's bad, and it stinks
    Even the tap water tastes bad
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:40
    Okinawa's only good point is its clear ocean
    83AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #77
    Clear water actually means fewer nutrients, you know
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #77
    That basically means it's a dead sea, doesn't it?
    118AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:58
    Isn't Spam just not very tasty?
    125AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:01
    Re: #118
    Pairing it with egg is the best combo!
    120AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:00
    The fish being bad is a dealbreaker
    122AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:00
    Re: #120
    That's way too obviously someone who's never actually tried it
    129AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:02




    Looks unappetizing
    130AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:04
    Re: #129
    That's expired
    Throw it out

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Okinawan Food Is So Bad It’s Shocking.”

  • Zushi ‘Rammed by a US Soldier’ Case: Japanese Government to Cover Remaining Damages as Victim Still Suffers Lasting Effects

    In the case in Zushi, Kanagawa Prefecture, where a US soldier rammed into four pedestrians, the Japanese government is now expected to cover the roughly 8 million yen gap between the finalized damages of about 16.5 million yen and the condolence payment offered by the US side, before the end of the year. The victim, a 62-year-old woman left with lasting aftereffects, revealed this at a press conference with her attorney. On 5ch, discussion centered on the fact that the US soldier responsible has already returned to the US, how the US-Japan Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA) is applied, and comparisons with other countries’ status-of-forces agreements.

    It has emerged that the roughly 16.5 million yen in damages finalized in a civil suit will likely be paid in full to the victims of a July 2022 incident in Zushi, Kanagawa Prefecture, in which a 33-year-old US soldier stationed at the US Navy’s Yokosuka base rammed into four men and women, then in their 20s to 50s, on the street, causing injuries ranging from minor to serious. The 62-year-old victim and her attorney held a press conference in Yokohama on the 20th to disclose this.

    ◆ The perpetrator has already gone home… the “SACO condolence payment” is being used

    According to the victims’ attorneys, the US military side paid the victims a total of roughly 8.4 million yen in condolence money this month under the US-Japan Status of Forces Agreement. How the amount was calculated has not been disclosed. The remaining gap of just over 8 million yen is expected to be paid by the Japanese government before the end of the year.

    Source: tokyo-np.co.jp / Original article here

    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:25
    Some 'US-Japan alliance' this is.
    A Japanese citizen gets hurt by a US soldier, and not only does no one make him take responsibility, the Japanese government just picks up the tab? Give me a break.
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:29
    It's a crime committed by a US soldier — why is the Japanese government footing the bill with taxpayer money?
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:29
    Re: #55
    Can't be helped, Japan's just the ATM (common sarcastic shorthand for Japan always ending up as the one who pays).
    64AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:31
    If it were the other way around, you know the Japanese government would only cover half and make the guy pay the rest himself.
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    Re: #64
    If the positions were reversed, I bet the Japanese soldier would get the death penalty.
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:35
    This is exactly why opposition to the bases in Okinawa runs so deep.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #80
    Exactly why Japan needs to be able to defend itself and get rid of this unequal treaty.
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:39
    Re: #89
    Germany's allied with the US through NATO too and has US bases, but Japan's the only one stuck with a lopsided treaty like this.
    111AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #89
    The Self-Defense Forces already handle Japan's own defense in the air, at sea, and on land. Are you half asleep?
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:39
    At the very least release the suspect's name. He's an assault offender acting in an official capacity, so there's no reason not to publish it.
    109AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:44
    Re: #101
    Exactly. People back in his home country should know he's a dangerous guy too.
    128AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:53
    They don't need to pay it back. Japan's at peace thanks to the US military — what if this upsets them?
    142AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    Re: #128
    What peace? US soldiers are the ones wrecking public safety in Japan.
    138AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:56
    This is a pretty tough issue.
    If it's not realistic to make the perpetrator himself pay, then since the victim is Japanese, it's better to have some kind of compensation in place.
    The victim probably has ongoing hospital visits and other costs too, so it's better to get compensation sorted quickly.
    Realistically, the Japanese government is the only one with the ability to pay.
    I get why people think it's messed up, but there have also been cases of American soldiers dying in the line of duty on missions tied to defending Japan.
    Is Japan actually billed for that, case by case?
    Things don't run on nice words alone.
    I get the feeling, but it's fine as long as it's what the victim wants.
    141AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    Re: #138
    >American soldiers dying in the line of duty on missions tied to defending Japan
    What are you talking about?
    147AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:59
    Re: #138
    >there have been cases of American soldiers dying in the line of duty on missions tied to defending Japan
    That's just an accident lol. There's no combat happening at all lol.
    140AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:56
    I think part of it is that Japan relies too much on the US for its defense.
    145AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:58
    Re: #140
    Don't forget the US built those bases for its own convenience too.
    150AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:00
    Re: #140
    And on top of that, the US is pressuring Japan to raise its defense spending? And what does Japan end up buying — the 'widow-maker' Osprey (a grim nickname for the V-22 over its crash history) and useless Tomahawks. Wasn't there even a case where the delivery date wasn't even set?
    157AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:01
    Re: #147
    Don't call it 'just an accident.' They had families too, same as you.
    165AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:04
    Re: #157
    But it was just an accident. Are you saying that counts as defending Japan lol?
    160AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:01
    Couldn't you easily win something like a hundred million yen (roughly $700,000) if you sued in the US?
    184AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:14
    Re: #160
    There was an American lawyer running a campaign to make US soldiers who got Japanese women pregnant and then fled back home pay child support.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Zushi ‘Rammed by a US Soldier’ Case: Japanese Government to Cover Remaining Damages as Victim Still Suffers Lasting Effects.”

  • Pachinko Player Loses ¥10,000 on a Hanemono Machine — 5ch’s Verdict: ‘You Should’ve Stopped at ¥500’

    A thread titled “Lost ¥10,000 on a hanemono machine (a wing/tulip-type pachinko machine)” popped up on News VIP, one of 5ch’s biggest meme-heavy boards. The poster vented using the crying emoticon “(´;ω;`),” but other users fired back with a blunt “You should’ve stopped at ¥500,” along with suggestions to take up hobbies like fishing or cooking instead.

    The thread veered off into chatter about lifetime gambling win/loss totals and the upkeep costs of mopeds, taking on a life of its own.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:33
    (´;ω;`) I can't take this anymore… someone help me…
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:35
    Wait, hanemono machines are still even a thing?
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #4
    (´;ω;`) Yeah, there's still plenty around… I always play at a parlor whose machines run well, but today it felt like they'd been retuned — nothing was hitting at all.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #7
    Whoa, really
    Back in the day there was an old "one-shot" type machine called 'Missile' — that one was actually fun.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    (´;ω;`) Honestly, dumping ¥10,000 into a hanemono machine in the first place is already a sickness… I really hate myself for it.
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    Re: #9
    You should've stopped at ¥500.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:38
    Fine play? Famista? (a classic baseball video game)
    Or Egashira? (comedian Egashira 2:50, known for over-the-top antics)
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:38
    Re: #15
    (´;ω;`) Flattery pig (a jab riffing on the saying "even a pig will climb a tree if you flatter it")
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:38
    Let's just quit pachinko, okay? Starting tomorrow (´・ω・`)
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:39
    Re: #16
    (´;ω;`) I'm not going again this month… I'll prove I can hold out.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:39
    Re: #20
    There you go lying again (´・ω・`)
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:39
    Re: #20
    Let's hold out next month too (´・ω・`)
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:48
    Lost ¥10,000? So what's your total loss for the month, then?
    What about this year so far? And how much have you sunk into pachinko all-time?
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:49
    Re: #46
    (◍•ᴗ•◍) Stop! This guy's actually up overall in his lifetime pachinko balance!!
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #46
    You don't ask a gambler that.
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:51
    Re: #48
    (´;ω;`) There's nothing else in this world as fun and dopamine-pumping as pachinko.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:51
    Re: #55
    You need to try other things.
    61AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #57
    (´;ω;`) Like what? Pachinko and booze are literally the only things I live for.
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:53
    Re: #61
    If you like drinking, how about cooking? Like making your own snacks to go with it.
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Re: #61
    Go fishing.
    Turn your catch into dinner or drinking snacks and save money too.
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:55
    They say a fool's wallet is small but the drawstring's loose.
    Any money you manage to get your hands on gets snatched right back up, sucker.
    Guys who keep going back to pachinko are society's fertilizer till the day they die.
    We'll all have a good time spending the cash we squeeze out of suckers like you!
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    Re: #71
    (´;ω;`) Once I sit down at a machine I get heated up and end up feeding in everything in my wallet… even though normally I'm tight with money…
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:58
    Re: #76
    Oh? So you're self-aware about it? Then maybe there's hope for you.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:01
    Re: #84
    (´;ω;`) I don't own one, and I haven't driven a car once since getting my license.
    100AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:10
    Re: #91
    (´;ω;`) It's not that I can't afford one… if you live in the city you don't really need a car or a moped anyway… it's just upkeep costs.
    109AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:12
    Re: #100
    If anything, having a car in central Kyoto seems more inconvenient.
    The streets are narrow and the main roads are always jammed.
    124AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:18
    Re: #100
    Mopeds basically cost nothing to maintain, right?
    I'd actually recommend a "gen-ni" (a 125–250cc light motorcycle, one class up from a standard 50cc moped).
    Gas, taxes, and compulsory insurance are all so cheap it's basically free, and there's no vehicle inspection.
    For optional insurance, you can just add a cheap rider onto your parents' car policy.
    Works even if you live separately, as long as you're unmarried!
    120AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:17
    (´;ω;`) Honestly I'll walk like 10km just to reach a pachinko parlor further away that has better odds.
    122AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:18
    Re: #120
    How's the walk home when you lose, though?
    128AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #120
    Well, I don't have anything else to do and I'm bored out of my mind.
    But I guess it's better than being cooped up at home playing video games.
    126AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:19
    Do you realize how much fun you could've had with that ¥10,000 instead?
    132AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #126
    You could buy two full sets of fishing gear with that.
    133AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #126
    (´;ω;`) Well, honestly, any money I win at pachinko just becomes next round's ammo money anyway…
    130AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #124
    (´;ω;`) That's exactly why I don't need one…
    144AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:27
    Re: #138
    Try going into central Kyoto.
    I seriously think walking is easier there.
    162AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:35
    If you start with ¥1,000 on a hanemono and build it up to ¥4,000 worth of balls (two boxes of 800),
    then take that ¥3,000 and go play a one-shot machine with it.
    That's the way to actually enjoy this hobby.
    167AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:38
    Re: #162
    (´;ω;`) Normally I bump it up a bit and go home about ¥3,000 ahead, but today before I knew it I'd fed in ¥10,000…
    170AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:40
    Re: #167
    You talk like you always win ¥3,000.
    But your lifetime total's probably down in the millions of yen lol
    173AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #167
    Just don't make the same mistake again, okay?
    Going home even just ¥1,000 ahead keeps you playing thin and long instead of crashing and burning.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) Lost ¥10,000 on a Hanemono Machine.”

  • Shohei Ohtani’s Pitching WAR Stalls, Fueling 5ch Debate Over His Cy Young and MVP Chances

    A pitching WAR ranking posted on a 5ch live-discussion board sparked buzz after it showed Shohei Ohtani sitting at 26th (3.0) — trailing not only league-leading Misiorowski (5.5) but also fellow DH-only player Alvarez.

    The thread split over whether continuing the two-way career still makes sense, given Ohtani currently falls short of the qualifying threshold in both hitting and pitching, with talk spilling over into his run of consecutive 30-homer seasons alongside players like Schwarber, and the state of his knee.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Pitcher WAR
    1st: Misiorowski 5.5
    26th: Ohtani 3.0
    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Guess he's lost to Alvarez in WAR too, even though they're both DH-only guys
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:36
    What's so great about this 'Pika' guy anyway? (nickname, apparently for the player just mentioned)
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:36
    Re: #8
    Hits more home runs than Ohtani, runs better than Ohtani, and fields better than Ohtani
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:37
    Re: #8
    Honestly, pretty much everything, no joke
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:38
    So what does it even take to hit 30 homers with a 9.300 OPS and still end up with a WAR only in the 4s?
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:39
    Re: #19
    He folds in clutch situations
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:39
    See? This proves it once and for all.
    Going two-way lowers your WAR.
    Even back in 2022, when he qualified in both hitting and pitching, his WAR was lower than usual that year.
    His career high also came in a DH-only season.

    Two-way baseball is completely worthless and pointless — it just racks up injuries
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:42
    Re: #21
    The faithful love to fantasize and just add the numbers together, but two-way play really just debuffs both sides
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:43
    Re: #21
    Babe Ruth proved that a hundred years ago
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:42
    Why did he suddenly wash up like this?
    It happened all at once
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:43
    Re: #32
    It's the knee… he ran too much during his 50-50 season
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:43
    If the WAR's the same either way, doing it as a two-way player is still more impressive, right?
    Even a bit lower, two-way is still amazing
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:47
    Re: #36
    He's just doing something absurdly roundabout to achieve what he could do the normal way — it's wasted effort
    It's like taking a 100 km/h detour to arrive in the same 10 minutes you'd get just driving straight there at 60 km/h. Pointless
    70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:57
    Re: #48
    lol, that's a surprisingly clear analogy
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:04
    Re: #48
    So you don't rate utility players either then?
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:44
    And he's still got 8 wins on the mound
    44AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:45
    Re: #40
    Say that to Yamamoto's face
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:45
    Let's take a moment here to check in on Aaron Judge — the guy people used to bash Ohtani with — and his stats this season

    AVG .248 17 HR 38 RBI OPS .907 (hasn't reached the qualifying threshold)
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:46
    Re: #41
    He's just been out hurt for like 3 months now, newbie (ニワカ, i.e. a casual/bandwagon fan)
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:48
    He's so weak against scrubs (雑魚専, i.e. padding stats against weak competition) that it's almost sad watching people desperately push the fact his OPS is only a hair higher than PCA's
    111AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:28
    Re: #53
    PCA (Pete Crow-Armstrong) has played a full season and still has the higher wRC+, so Ohtani's flat-out losing on offense too
    PCA's defense — historically great, even though some call it overrated — grades out about even with roughly 80 innings of Ohtani's pitching by the metrics
    And on the bases, PCA blows him away completely
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    MLB: 'Six straight 30-homer seasons — among active players, only Shohei Ohtani and Schwarber have done it.'

    Is this guy a god or something?
    64AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #59
    There's about to be a third
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    By the way, here's Cal Raleigh's line this season (as of 8/22)
    AVG: .157
    HR: 14
    RBI: 47
    OPS: .577
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #60
    Unlike Judge, who's just hurt, this is genuinely brutal
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:00
    His batting-only WAR in 2024 was 9.2, and even that might lose to PCA's this year, no?
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Re: #77
    Well, getting that while playing DH is basically a miracle in itself
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:02
    Does Ohtani's DH defensive penalty get offset by his pitching value?
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:25
    Re: #78
    Whether he's pitching or not, he's standing in as the DH at the plate, so there's no way it would be offset
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:04
    If he steps up in the postseason this year and becomes the key man in a three-peat, that's worth more than an MVP, right?
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:06
    Re: #79
    After watching how last year went, only the true believers are still expecting that — plus he doesn't look like he'll even be able to pitch, and I can't picture him hitting any better than he has all season either
    96AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:13
    It's kind of sad how he's been desperately padding his stats with stolen bases lately
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:19
    Re: #96
    He's desperate enough to just ignore his own 'bad knee' storyline
    100AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    I want someone willing to risk getting banned to just ask Ohtani straight up, 'Why don't you just play position player full-time?'
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:18
    Re: #100
    You don't even need to ask that — it's just because he can't

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (Live Coverage G) thread “[Sad News] Shohei Ohtani Now Completely Out of the Running for Both the Cy Young and MVP lolololololololololololololololololol.”

  • Man living in a trash house has a dating-app match coming over to cook for him — 5ch: “I can’t let her see this”

    A thread on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board features a poster living in a trash house who has promised a 27-year-old woman he met on a dating app that she’ll come over and cook for him. Facing a pile of garbage that would cost 1 million yen to have professionally hauled away, commenters were split on how he should explain the situation to a woman he wants to marry — and whether he should go further into debt just to clean the place up.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:02
    What should I do?
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:05
    Even if you fake it and the relationship moves forward, it'll turn into hell later.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:07
    Re: #7
    She's someone I want to marry, so there's no way I can let her see the trash house.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:07
    Re: #10
    Then you'd better turn her down soon.
    115AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    If there's no solution, what's Re: #11 even doing in this thread?
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:07
    Re: #11
    What should I say to turn her down?
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:09
    Re: #13
    Isn't that up to what you want to do?

    If you can get it cleaned up in a month and still want her to come, just tell her, "Come over during the September holidays!"

    If you're not actually going to clean it up, maybe it's better to just cut ties now.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Re: #17
    It takes a full month, so doing it around a job, it'll take a year.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:11
    Re: #17
    I don't want to cut ties — I want to marry her.
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:22
    Guess you've got no choice but to call a delivery-health girl and have her clean the place (a home-visit escort service).
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:25
    Re: #62
    It's the kind of mess that costs a million yen if you hire a cleaning company.
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:26
    Re: #68
    Why not have her do it until you've spent every last cent?
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:28
    Re: #68
    Stop with the excuses — why not just cough up the million yen?
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:28
    Re: #72
    I don't even have money to borrow!
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #78
    Then borrow it.
    92AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:33
    Re: #87
    If you take on more debt, you won't be able to get married at all…
    94AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    Re: #92
    What's the debt even from in the first place?
    Do you have any plan to pay it back??
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:35
    Re: #92
    Which would you rather break up over — the trash house or the debt?
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:32
    The girl is 27.
    Great at housework and super cute.
    We've only been out to eat once, but I want to marry her!
    93AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    Re: #89
    So basically, "I don't like her enough to clean like my life depends on it or go earn the money"?
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:37
    Re: #89
    If she's willing to come to your place after meeting just once, she must really like you.
    119AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:44
    Re: #116
    Then consolidate your loans or go through debt restructuring or something.
    124AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Re: #119
    I'm not good at that kind of thing.
    159AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:01
    Re: #124
    So "not good at it" is reason enough not to even try?
    165AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:04
    Re: #159
    Give me a hand here…
    121AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:44
    Why would anyone front you money for your debt when there's nothing in it for them?
    123AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Re: #121
    If she's going to be my wife, my situation becomes her situation too — so there is something in it for her.
    126AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:46
    Re: #123
    From her side, that leaves "don't marry him" as the only real option.
    150AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    For what it's worth, I do have a girl in mind who might help clean it up.
    152AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:58
    Lost interest the second I realized the plan was for her to clean up the trash for free.
    If he lived nearby I might've considered helping.
    155AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:59
    Re: #152
    A guy like this was never planning to pay from the start.
    157AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:00
    Re: #152
    I'll at least treat you to a meal~

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “I live in a trash house, but the girl I met on a dating app is coming to cook for me.”

  • Ajinomoto’s ‘Hondashi’ AI Image Sparks Backlash Over Garbled Text — But 5ch Has Defenders Too

    Text on a product image of “Hondashi” posted to Ajinomoto’s official X account came out garbled, apparently the result of AI processing, prompting the company to apologize. On 5ch, some pointed out that “if it’s your own product, just take a normal photo,” while others said “the real problem isn’t the AI use itself, it’s the lack of love [for the product]” — though plenty of cooler reactions also asked whether all this fuss was really necessary over a mere image.

    Published 8/22 (Sat) 8:10

    ITmedia Business Online

    An image posted to Ajinomoto’s official X account showed the product’s label and text warped and distorted, leading the company to issue an apology. At a time when AI use in corporate PR can itself become a liability, how much image processing should companies really be willing to hand over to AI?

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:55
    Rare for one of these 'kotatsu' hack pieces (lazy articles written from the comfort of one's heated table) to actually get agreement here
    Love matters, man
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:59
    Re: #32
    Makes me wonder why nobody's brought up Ryuji from Bazu Recipe (a popular Japanese home-cooking YouTuber) over this.
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:56
    Come on, you'd think they'd at least notice garbled text
    Yeah, there really is no respect here — not for their own product, and not for the customers who buy it
    A company this trashy deserves to go under
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:00
    Re: #34
    I bet they thought it was just a normal photo touch-up and didn't check closely
    There's even a chance they didn't know AI editing was involved at all
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:57
    Does everyone actually know how to make good use of Hondashi?
    44AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:59
    Re: #35
    What do you use when you need dashi (Japanese soup stock)?
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:57
    Not just this case — I don't get why you'd bother having AI draw an image of your own product when you could just take a photo
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:58
    Re: #36
    They didn't have it 'drawn'
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:12
    Re: #36
    You say 'just photograph your own product' like it's nothing, but shooting it nicely is actually a real hassle
    Get AI to do it and it's done in no time
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:59
    Not that long ago it was 'Whoa, you're using AI? Amazing!'
    Now it's 'Ugh, AI again?'

    Times are changing fast

    The right way to use AI is to let it handle the tedious work humans don't want to do.

    The creative parts still carry more value and appreciation when a human comes up with them
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:00
    Re: #43
    Well, it'll probably get better eventually so logos and text render properly.
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:07
    Re: #43
    There's a certain breed of people who think 'if you used AI, it's creative.'

    (Should probably be classified as an endangered species soon)
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:10
    Re: #43
    That's just the same anti-AI crowd that's been around since back then, kicking up their usual fuss
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:03
    People who go all-out complaining about trivial stuff are genuinely unwell, just ignore them
    70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:06
    Re: #59
    Yeah, that's probably it
    Bashing something lets you forget about your own problems for a while
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:07
    Making this big a deal out of it is honestly pretty pathetic

    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:10
    Re: #73
    Dealing with idiots is rough
    Well, X is a nest of idiots anyway, so can't be helped
    111AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:19
    Re: #73
    They never should have apologized
    It's like handing water to a fish — it just feeds the frenzy
    132AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    AI's fine in itself, but they're catching heat for putting out an image where their own product's text is left all warped and wonky
    It's the official account, so you'd think they'd just take an actual photo
    Then again, looking at Re: #73 — if all they needed was to slap text onto the same base image, they could've done that in Windows Paint instead of bothering with AI
    There was also a theory going around that the iPhone auto-applied AI correction, but it wouldn't come out looking like that, would it?
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:11
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:11
    The container has a curved, hourglass-like shape, so of course the text looks distorted when shot straight-on, no?
    213AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:50
    Re: #89
    Zoom in and look at Re: #73
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:13
    AI upscaling tools don't work well on images that have text in them
    106AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:17
    Re: #95
    Depends on the model you use
    98AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:14
    There are people who, for some reason, hate chemical seasoning/MSG like it killed their parents
    Well, Ajinomoto these days is raking in huge profits as a semiconductor-materials company, so a complaint or two like this is probably barely a blip to them
    119AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:20
    Re: #98
    Ajinomoto's MSG itself is really just a processed sugarcane product anyway
    142AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:27
    Hondashi, Ajinomoto MSG, mirin —
    never used any of them once in my life
    *not counting home ec class

    Ajinomoto especially — the world would be just fine without it
    146AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:29
    Re: #142
    That's the kind of thing you should just write on your own blog
    176AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:41
    Re: #142
    Don't need that stuff

    It's just money down the drain
    156AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:35
    https://www.itmedia.co.jp/business/articles/2608/21/news045.html
    If you click or double-click the photo in this article
    you can see the text flanking the 'Hondashi' lettering really is illegible
    It's vague, AI-garbled text, but if the AI ever misreads it and ends up generating some other message on its own —
    something it really shouldn't be writing — there'd be no taking it back.
    Humans have five fingers, but in the AI world you sometimes get six-fingered hands, so using it is fine, just make sure to actually check the output
    Big accidents like the Tobu one, caused by a manager's oversight, happen along similar lines
    184AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:42
    Re: #156
    Are you an idiot
    If you demand ad QC meet human-error safeguards on par with public transportation,
    Hondashi would end up costing over 5,000 yen
    Do you have any idea how much that would cost
    159AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:36
    Wouldn't just snapping a photo of your own product take less time and effort than using AI?
    I really don't get it
    163AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #159
    They're probably one of those crappy companies pushing AI adoption
    The whole 'look how much cheaper this is than booking a photo studio' angle
    192AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #159
    They did snap a photo of their own product and use that
    There's no way some other company's AI could just generate an Ajinomoto product out of nowhere

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Ajinomoto] The Real Issue Behind the ‘Hondashi’ Backlash: Consumers Weren’t Angry About ‘AI Use’ — They Were Angry About the Lack of Love for Their Own Product.”

  • Chiben Wakayama Wins It All — 5 Minutes Later, Dortmund Sends Congrats; 5ch: ‘Koshien Went International While We Weren’t Looking’

    Moments after Chiben Wakayama beat Kendai Takasaki 4–3 to claim their fourth summer Koshien title — and first in five years — Bundesliga giants Borussia Dortmund posted a congratulatory message on social media, setting off a buzz in 5ch’s live-thread community.

    Why would a soccer club react to a high school baseball final? Theories flew across the thread, from a shared tiger-stripe uniform connection and rumors of past exchanges between the two clubs, to suspicions that the whole thing was staged.

    The final of the 108th National High School Baseball Championship was held on August 22, with Chiben Wakayama (Wakayama) edging out Kendai Takasaki (Gunma) 4–3,

    claiming their fourth title and first in five years. After the hard-fought game, a congratulatory message arrived for Chiben Wakayama from an unexpected source, catching fans off guard.

    The message to the hard-hitting Chiben squad — now tied with PL Gakuen for four summer titles — came from none other than Borussia Dortmund, a powerhouse of Germany’s top soccer division.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:13
    Gotta love it when foreigners get used for a good laugh.
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:14
    Her boyfriend's probably on the Chiben Wakayama baseball team, I bet.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:14
    Damn, Dortmund actually knows its stuff — the Shinji Kagawa effect, maybe?

    See you at the WBC, lol (b)
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    Meanwhile in Japan, some sports writer was desperately hunting for anything to nitpick so they could churn out a rage-bait article for the clicks.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    Honestly can't tell the Carp, the Reds, and Chiben apart.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    Soccer ('ball-kickers', a dismissive nickname for the sport) really does love cozying up to baseball, huh (lol)
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    This is baffling.
    Is there actually some connection between them?
    81AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #10
    Their connection is the yellow-and-black stripes — Dortmund's tiger mascot kind of looks like Puma's logo.
    Apparently that's led to some exchange between the two organizations.
    This is probably part of that.
    A 'Tigers meets Koshien' kind of link.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:16
    Japanese high school baseball has the whole world hooked
    Even foreign soccer fanboys (サカ豚, a mocking nickname for soccer fans) can't resist it
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    They also sent a 'good luck' message to both Chiben and Kendai Takasaki right after the semifinal ended. What's going on here?
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    They actually showed up at Koshien Stadium recently too, and hung out with the Hanshin Tigers.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    Isn't there actually something to the theory that Germany has more baseball fields with natural grass in the infield and outfield than Japan does?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    What are the soccer fanboys gonna do with this one?
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:21
    Re: #16
    It's probably just their Japan social media guy, who happens to be a baseball fanboy (焼き豚, the mocking counterpart term to サカ豚), posting this on his own.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #16
    I'm gonna go streak to the convenience store 🙁 (a classic 5ch meme for 'I can't even')
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:18
    Re: #1
    https://imgur.com/n3ElGF4.png
    https://imgur.com/dRfUYSZ.png
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:20
    Daniel Kahl was an exchange student at Chiben Gakuen.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:20
    See, baseball IS recognized overseas
    Soccer fanboys are just liars
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:21
    Were they even watching Koshien, though?
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:24
    Re: #23
    The fact that they posted the message just 5 minutes later suggests they were watching via 'Virtual Koshien' (バーチャル高校野球, Japan's official Koshien livestream service).
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:23
    Soccer fanboys: 'Dortmund's a baseball fanboy now!'
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:24
    Soccer fanboys: 'A baseball fanboy must've hacked Dortmund's social media.'
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:24
    Soccer's washed up even in Germany these days
    Baseball's the popular one now
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:25
    🌹Women's Chronicles🌹 Yoshino District, Nara Prefecture — founder of the Benten-shu sect & guardian figure to Konosuke Matsushita: Ms. Chiben Ōmori
    https://note.com/happywomen_jp/n/nd08b8ac7cbce
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:25
    Baseball fanboys are literally crying tears of joy, lol
    Meanwhile in Germany it's more like 'baseball, what's that?'
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:25
    Baseball diplomacy.
    Nobody cares about 'ball-kicking' — everyone plays that everywhere.
    Japan's real sports culture is baseball.
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:27
    Germans are cozying up to high school baseball キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (a classic 5ch hype expression)
    Meanwhile high school soccer gets totally ignored lol
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:27
    Koshien Went International While We Weren't Looking
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:29
    Wait, can you even watch 'Virtual Koshien' from Germany?
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:30
    Re: #43
    Pretty much, yeah — you can watch it if you actually want to.
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:30
    Soccer fanboys: 'But the world—!'
    The world: 'High school baseball rules.'
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:31
    Ecuador is actually where Okabayashi Yoichi was born, you know — he played baseball there himself.
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:32
    When I saw it on Instagram I figured it was photoshopped, but this is actually real?
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:46
    Lukas Podolski used to always rave about Koshien back when he played for Vissel Kobe.
    He'd say things like 'they play almost every single day and it's always packed — just as good as the Bundesliga,' and soccer fans would rip into him for it.
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    Re: #72
    The Bundesliga only plays like twice a month, though.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:56
    Re: #72
    He also said soccer isn't actually Japan's No. 1 sport, and the soccer fanboys lost it over that one too.
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:00
    Why does nobody ever bring up high school soccer?
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:01
    Re: #88
    Because most people don't even know it's a thing.

    *This article was compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread [High School Baseball] Five Minutes After Chiben Wakayama’s Fourth Summer Title in Five Years, German Soccer Powerhouse Dortmund Sends Congratulations.

  • Kuroko’s Basketball: The ‘Midorima Is Strongest’ Theory Survives Yet Another 5ch Debate

    Over on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board, a thread heated up around the idea that Shintaro Midorima from Kuroko’s Basketball might be the de facto strongest player in the series. Posters split over how to counter his 100%-accuracy shot, and over just how well Ryota Kise’s “Perfect Copy” can actually replicate the threat Midorima poses.

    Citing in-story specs like his hang time, height, and weight, some argued he’d be “basically breaking the rules” in real life, and the discussion spiraled into a full ranking debate of the Generation of Miracles.

    1AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:38
    Looks like he's clearly the strongest, no argument there
    14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:49
    Since there's only one Midorima, marking him tight is still a workable answer
    but if there were two Midorimas, basketball as a sport would collapse
    32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:56
    Re: #14
    And that's exactly what makes Kise so dangerous
    depending on the situation, he can become a second Aomine or a second Midorima
    and if he's copying Midorima, holding off on activating Perfect Copy until right before he catches the pass and shoots saves him a ton of stamina
    24AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:52
    Kuroko himself is trash, though (lol)
    31AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:55
    Re: #24
    Just keep feeding Midorima the ball nonstop and he's unbeatable
    66AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:09
    Re: #31
    The farther out the shot, the longer it takes to actually go in
    so you just need to outscore him at a faster pace than that
    the American team in the last match did exactly that
    basically just ignoring Midorima entirely
    26AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:53
    Didn't someone show up who blocks literally 100% of shots from anywhere on the court?
    27AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:54
    Re: #26
    Kagami stopped him plenty of times though
    28AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:54
    Re: #26
    Aomine's kind of close to that, arguably
    30AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:55
    If only copying every Miracle's ability came with zero downside for Kise…
    36AnonymousAug 19, 2026 00:57
    Re: #30
    Isn't "insane stamina drain" literally the downside?
    40AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:00
    Surprised anyone besides fujoshi (female yaoi fans) actually watched this
    42AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:00
    Re: #40
    It's surprisingly good, honestly
    58AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:06
    Re: #40
    Same deal with Prince of Tennis or Reborn — plenty of non-fujoshi readers watched those too, it's Jump after all
    48AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:01
    Why keep talking about 'doing everything humanly possible' and then go enroll at some scrub high school?
    61AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:07
    Re: #48
    Wasn't that school supposed to be a Tokyo-representative regular…
    is a school that makes the Inter-High every single year really 'scrub tier'?
    51AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:02
    Kuroko's just running a battle manga with a basketball skin
    good sports manga basically never have villains
    54AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:04
    Re: #51
    Even Slam Dunk had guys who injured opponents on purpose though
    55AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:05
    Thanks to this absurd power, you'd have to man-mark the inbound pass after every single score like your life depends on it
    we're talking a level where ceiling height, inbound rules, and even the 3-point line would need to change
    57AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:06
    Re: #55
    Lol, people calculated that with a 13-second hang time the ceiling would need to be at least 280 meters
    59AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:06
    If they actually existed in real life, I think the other Miracles would just get celebrated as amazing athletes
    but if Midorima existed, either the rules would have to change or, worst case, he might get 'taken care of'
    otherwise basketball as a sport would be finished
    62AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:08
    Re: #59
    Well, 195cm and 79kg is pretty stick-thin, so realistically the 'Midorima hack' would just be injuring him and benching him for a whole season
    67AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:10
    Re: #54
    Even within Kuroko's Basketball, Hanamiya's Kirisaki Daiichi already does exactly that
    70AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:12
    Re: #67
    No, that's exactly the point 51 was making
    68AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:11
    Plus he's about the only one of the Miracles who takes basketball seriously and never lets up even against weaker opponents
    he seems like the guy who'd mesh best with Kuroko, so it's odd they set them up as a bad match from the start
    73AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:13
    Re: #68
    Kuroko's not exactly the serious type either
    dude randomly punches his own teammates out of nowhere
    74AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:13
    Something about the power balance here just feels off
    75AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:13
    Also, I'm pretty sure this guy would still sink the shot even if you passed him the ball mid-air right as he jumped
    at this point the only fix is bombing the TV stations and canceling Oha Asa (the real morning-show horoscope segment his 'lucky items' parody)
    78AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:14
    Re: #75
    Akashi: 'Can't you just steal the pass? (lol)'
    76AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:14
    He'd struggle against a defender with elite physical ability marking him one-on-one, right?
    Wouldn't he be unable to get a shot off against Aomine or Murasakibara too, not just Kagami?
    79AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:16
    Re: #76
    Not sure about Murasakibara, but Aomine… I dunno
    this guy's 195cm with a massive vertical to begin with, and in the whole series only five guys are even taller than him
    81AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:18
    Re: #76
    Wouldn't it actually help the team if Murasakibara, basically the best defender around, was the one assigned to guard Midorima?
    80AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:18
    Well, in the sense that one-on-one defense can deal with him, he might not be a huge deal under a one-man-carries-the-team premise
    but between two teams built from equally matched players, the team with Midorima on it wins 100% of the time
    89AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:30
    Re: #80
    The only guys who can handle him one-on-one are Miracle-tier
    even the Uncrowned Kings can't do anything about him, so despite the positional mismatch it fell to Akashi to guard him — and Akashi doesn't even blame the Uncrowned Kings for losing to Midorima, that's just treated as expected
    84AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:21
    They pile way too much of a nerf on Kise just for plot convenience
    the only copies that should clearly cost him something are Murasakibara's and reproducing Akashi's eye
    86AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:23
    Re: #84
    Of course he'd get more tired than usual doing movements he doesn't normally do
    85AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:22
    Still, Aomine's the strongest!

    ↑ yeah, that's definitely not it
    88AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:30
    Re: #85
    If you're counting defense too, maybe
    87AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:28
    If Midorima never misses, his team doesn't even need to prepare for rebounds — wouldn't they be unbeatable just by falling back on D?
    91AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:33
    Re: #87
    Actually, his teammates really do drop back whenever he shoots
    plus there's that hang time that ignores the laws of physics
    90AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:31
    The fact that Midorima — the one power in this superpower battle manga that's barely physically explainable — ends up being the strongest just shows how badly the powers were designed, doesn't it?
    95AnonymousAug 19, 2026 01:37
    Re: #90
    Murasakibara's the most realistic one, honestly

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Kuroko’s Basketball Fails to Overturn the Midorima-Is-Strongest Theory, Thread Ends.”

  • Giants Rout Carp 5-0: Daiki Nets First Career Win in First Start as Hiroshima Shut Out for Second Straight Game

    In the August 22 Giants-Carp game, the Giants cruised to a 5-0 win, extending their winning streak. Starting pitcher Yamato Daiki picked up his first professional win as a starter, backed by a two-run homer from Matsumoto Go and a timely hit from Nakayama. The thread lit up with a mix of questions about the manager’s lineup choices and praise for Daiki’s big day.

    Hiroshima 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |0

    Giants 0 0 2 0 0 3 0 0 X |5

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:18
    Giants win again today, and Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki sure tastes great (o^∀^o) (a cheeky dig — savoring the loser's local specialty)
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:18
    Giants win again today, and ajari-mochi (a Kyoto rice cake, unrelated to Hiroshima — just riffing on the previous post) tastes great too (o^∀^o)
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:19
    After Arai-san [the Carp manager],
    who'd even want that job?
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:21
    Does the Giants even have a real starting rotation?
    Why bench Otsuka when he's red hot
    and run out Sakamoto batting 5th with Kai catching?
    They're overtinkering with everything.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    Re: #10
    They optioned Takemaru off the roster, so that's the replacement.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:27
    Re: #10
    If they'd lost, sure, but they won comfortably without allowing a run — that complaint doesn't hold up.
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:58
    Re: #10
    Otsuka's been playing nonstop, so it's probably just a rest day. And they won anyway, so who cares.
    Tomorrow's starter is Ogasawara, so Otsuka's back in.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:21
    Feels like pitcher Martinez picked up an easy save there.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:22
    Congrats to Daiki on his first career win in his first start!
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:22
    Shut out two games in a row? That's just weak.
    Fans should be furious.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:42
    Re: #13
    There are bigger things to be angry about than that.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:23
    Martinez, picking up a save with a 5-run lead, is the real winner here.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    SoftBank's cleanup hitters are on a whole different level, though.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:26
    Re: #15
    It's silly to even compare the two.
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    Re: #1

    Decision
    Winning pitcher: Giants — Daiki (1-0, 0 SV)
    Losing pitcher: Hiroshima — Tamamura (1-4, 0 SV)
    Save: Giants — Martinez (3-3, 34 SV)
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:25
    Someone said it earlier, but Daiki's got that classic Showa-era handsome-guy look (a retro, old-school leading-man vibe).
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:27
    Yamato Daiki:
    "Giants fans, please remember the name 'Yamato Daiki' before you head home."
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:28
    Re: #17
    Ah, that makes sense —
    Takemaru had been off form, so that checks out.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:28
    Re: #1
    Sounds like the Carp got chewed out by Fujikawa over a hit-by-pitch, so now they're showing their support by losing to the Giants every single time.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:30
    The Giants don't hit guys and put them on the injury list, though, right?
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #26
    Abe properly respected his elder, Arai,
    but Fujikawa didn't, and that's why he earned Arai's disapproval.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:44
    Re: #26
    Actually, today Urata already took a pretty scary hit-by-pitch,
    though he just barely avoided a serious injury.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:33
    Outside of Tigers games played in a dome, they can actually win properly, so they're still hanging in there.
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:35
    Guess the announcement of the 4th one is getting close
    they've sent him down and gotten him properly ready.
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:36
    Didn't know the Zombies [a mocking nickname for the lifeless-looking team] were still playing baseball
    nothing but half-hearted games from them.
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    Say what you want, but Kai's actually calling a good game behind the plate.
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    Daiki's surgery set him back time-wise, but he's the same age as a first-year college draftee, so he's still got plenty of runway ahead.
    57AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:24
    They're strong at Tokyo Dome, huh.
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:26
    Re: #57
    Actually it's the opposite —
    this year they're weak at Tokyo Dome.
    They win more at other parks.
    The pitching staff is clearly getting hit hard there.
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:28
    Guess they don't even do night games on summer-vacation weekends anymore.
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #60
    Outdoor day games in summer got scrapped starting this year —
    reason being it's just too hot.
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Re: #60.
    They stopped night games at outdoor stadiums in summer because of heatstroke risk. Day games now only happen at domed stadiums (except Seibu's).
    Also, for Giants home games, Saturdays still occasionally get a night game, but Sundays are now almost always day games.
    66AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:39
    Good for Matsumoto Go — he's managed to succeed as a Giants player in a way even Matsuda couldn't.
    69AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:51
    Re: #66
    Seriously, the guys who were against picking up Matsumoto owe him an apology.
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:04
    Re: #66
    The only ones who've openly said they've been Giants fans since childhood are pretty much Matsu-Go, Nakayama, and Ishizuka.
    Plenty of Tigers fans on this roster though lol
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:35
    Even after loading the bases, if it's still just a 1-run game, does that still count as a save?
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:37
    Re: #86
    Used to be that 2-outs-bases-loaded counted as a 4-run save situation, but under the current rules it's 5 runs.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports Speed+) thread “[Baseball] CL G 5-0 C [8/22] Giants win again, Daiki gets first career win in first start, Matsumoto’s 3rd HR (2-run), Nakayama’s timely hit, Carp shut out for 2nd straight game.”

  • Convicted Scammer ‘Itadaki Girl’ Riri-chan Posts Apology Letter and Wish List From Prison, 5ch: ‘She’s Finally Broken’

    “Itadaki Girl” Riri-chan — the nickname for a type of scammer who cons men out of cash and gifts — is currently serving time for fraud. She sparked a stir on 5ch after posting an apology letter and wish list on social media whose real intent was hard to pin down. In the thread, users dug up old photos of her and voiced concern over her mental state, while others pointed out that a woman had actually been arrested for romance fraud after using the “crime manual” Riri-chan had sold.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:22
    Sounds rough.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:25


    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:30
    Re: #8
    Wonder if the third pic is the one showing her true feelings?
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:28
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:31
    Re: #19
    That's hilarious.
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:40
    Re: #19
    Wait, Riri-chan was back in 2023? Time really flies.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:32
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-44KxcaEAADqAZ.jpg
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:38
    Re: #24
    Guess she already had mental health issues back then.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:42
    Re: #24
    She's the spitting image of Hirame-chan from Jarinko Chie (the flat-faced character from that old anime).
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:34
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:36
    I saw that a support group formed for her, but then it disbanded after she got hung up on some sketchy guy.
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:44
    Re: #29
    That's gotta be a lie, right, Riri…? You've already got a man like me 😭
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:39
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:42
    What happened here?
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Re: #42
    I think she got into some money dispute with a guy who was basically her husband.
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Re: #42
    She's acting like some big-shot author.
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:44
    [Sad] Inmate "Itadaki Girl" Riri-chan 🥹


    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:44
    Itadaki Girl Riri-chan posts an apology letter and you honestly can't tell if she's sincere or trolling
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Re: #47
    lol her real name isn't even Riri, it's Maina.
    81AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:01
    Re: #47

    https://www.kozuki-foundation-30th.jp/images/e3-4.jpg
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    [Sad News] Itadaki Girl Riri-chan Has Finally Cracked
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Itadaki Girl Riri-chan goes and posts her wish list
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    [Video] Itadaki Girl Riri-chan's voice is super cute lmaooo
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1784830519324422144/vid/avc1/1298×720/_YONm2u3SEDM6Ebu.mp4

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1784839942843383808/vid/avc1/1266×720/-5RjEXcsU9D58R2H.mp4

    Her face isn't drop-dead gorgeous or anything, but she's totally the type guys fall for fast 😳♥
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:00
    Re: #53
    She could go full VTuber once she's out.
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:45
    Female Twitter user: "The old guy who gave Itadaki Girl Riri-chan 38 million yen says he wants her locked up — that's gross. Maybe the one who should spend 15 years locked away is you, for thinking you could marry a 25-year-old."
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:46

    I hear women's prison is actually pretty comfortable.
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:46
    Riri-chan: "13 years in prison is sooooo loooong 😿"

    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:47
    Re: #48
    If she'd said "I don't have a real boyfriend so I'm just playing around with sugar daddies," I could've forgiven that — but finding out she actually had a real one? Unforgivable 😡
    106AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:16
    Re: #59
    She casually registered a marriage with some Vietnamese guy or whoever, no big deal to her.
    104AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:15
    This woman turned her crime methods into a manual and sold it — made something like 20 million yen off that alone, seriously malicious. There's actually a case of a woman who bought her manual and got arrested for romance fraud using it. That one got a suspended sentence, but it's only natural to assume there are way more unreported cases — how many criminals did she end up creating?
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:17
    Re: #104
    Come on, that's basically just a sales manual. The "yes/no" stuff is straight out of cold-call sales training.
    113AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:19
    Re: #104
    Fraud is a crime with obviously malicious intent — a suspended sentence for that is honestly unbelievable.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Itadaki Girl Riri-chan Nears Her Breaking Point”.