Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Chinese-made satirical video mocking “Japan’s disaster recovery” hits 6.76 million views — 5ch: ‘Love the endless “under consideration”‘

    A satirical video believed to mock “the speed of Japan’s disaster recovery” has surpassed 6.76 million views on China’s video site bilibili, and it’s become a hot topic on 5ch too. The clip pokes fun at a Japan whose response supposedly amounts to nothing but repeating “under consideration” and “under adjustment.” On 5ch, some wryly admitted “it gets plenty wrong, but I can’t fully deny how pathetic it is,” while others responded coldly with “we’re just being mocked, that’s all.”

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:56
    The craftsmanship is seriously impressive, and so is how well they've mastered AI tools.
    Title: "All Clear: It's precisely when every Japanese person says 'we're fine' that you know it's a real problem."

    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2088628401255104512/vid/avc1/1280×720/0bHCjC6fhniwHPbv.mp4?tag=14
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:57
    ["All Normal | No Abnormality" MV: When Every Japanese Person Says There's No Problem, That's When There's a Big Problem — bilibili] https://b23.tv/GIlsXEA
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:57
    Not bad. Love the "under consideration," "under adjustment" bits.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:58
    Feels really off, but hey, it's China — that's about par for the course.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:58
    bilibili: 6.766 million views
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:59
    It was made by a Chinese national living in Japan who's also fluent in Chinese, so of course they know Japan well.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Still, if something like this goes viral, China really must be on the decline.
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:09
    Re: #13
    We're just being mocked, that's all.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Sure, it gets a lot wrong, but I can't completely deny how pathetic it is.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Apparently Chinese people just can't prepare in advance at work, either
    the mindset being "we'll figure it out when it happens."
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Fine, I'll give you that one — the thousand paper cranes thing I really can't argue with. (senbazuru: the traditional gift of a thousand folded paper cranes, often mocked as a well-meaning but useless disaster "relief" item)
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:03
    Given it's come to this, we need to start recognizing them as basically an enemy state.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:05
    Does a fax machine even have anything in it that could explode?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:06
    If the same quake wrecked houses, China would probably just bulldoze them regardless of whether they're privately owned.
    In Japan it'd probably take a week just to track down the owner.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:06
    This is from back when the Fukushima treated-water release was the big topic, but I actually liked this one too — pretty sharp satire.
    They really do have a knack for taking a critical angle on things and turning it into content.
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1731634155237371904/pu/vid/avc1/720×1128/iARXbujIu7RxXAvh.mp4?tag=12
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:11
    Re: #21
    They portray the US as basically a god.
    Kind of love that part.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:07
    Guess we won't be needing Wednesday Campanella anymore. (a Japanese art/music unit known for offbeat, satirical videos)
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:07
    But at least they don't bury survivors along with the rubble and pretend it never happened.
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:10
    Re: #24
    Really now?

    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:45
    Re: #32
    That's because there's no way to confirm they're alive and no reason to think they are —
    basically "definitely dead, but we can't investigate, so just let us bury it."
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:08
    You've got your own flood disasters to deal with back home — is this really the time to be talking about other countries?
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:12
    China's fallen so far that people resort to sockpuppeting hype-posts on NanJ just to boost their own self-esteem. (NanJ: a freewheeling 5ch discussion board)
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:15
    Re: #38
    One in four young people there is unemployed — college grads working as delivery drivers.
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:34
    Japan's disaster recovery surely isn't this bad.
    For some reason disaster recovery is the one thing the government actually handles properly.
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:53
    Re: #56
    Wasn't the Olympic torch relay during the Tokyo Games just tidied up along the route to make it look like Tohoku earthquake recovery was finished, even though it clearly wasn't?
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:43
    They can't criticize their own country, so they're using Japan as a stand-in to mock instead.
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:46
    Re: #65
    The most recent disaster in China involved opening floodgates with zero warning, killing residents, clamping down on media coverage, doing no rescue work at all, and jailing anyone who posted the truth on social media — it feels like a completely different level.
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:09
    Riots like this happen and it never gets reported at all.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:16
    You should check out Chinese news sites sometime — zero bad news about their own country.
    International news kicks off bashing the US → Japan → Europe and Korea,
    in that order.
    Then come the feel-good stories about Belt and Road partner countries.
    Keep watching that and your self-esteem probably shoots right up.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:24
    Re: #91
    Sounds basically like exactly what "our great nation" does. (a sarcastic 5ch term for Japan itself, mocking its own state-media-style spin)
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:20
    China's gap between top and bottom is insane.
    At the top they're going toe-to-toe with the US on flashy, well-publicized robots and AI and cutting-edge tech,
    but at the bottom it's a level you can't even imagine.
    A country that can build AI models but can never quite manage to unclog a drainpipe — that's China.
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:21
    Re: #96
    Apparently there's a country out there that can't even build an AI model and still gets wrecked by heavy rain.
    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:25
    There were people on X who didn't even realize it was satirizing a Japan that's still stuck in a wartime/postwar-era mindset even in the Reiwa era, and just went "lol, so Showa." (Showa: the old, pre-1989 era, shorthand for anything outdated)
    107AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:29
    Re: #103
    Honestly, I didn't get it either 😂😂
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:31
    Do people even use fax machines that much anymore, really?
    I figured that died out after COVID.
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:32
    Re: #108
    We send and receive faxes every single day where I work.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G board) thread “A satirical video made by a Chinese creator mocking “the speed of Japan’s disaster recovery” becomes a hot topic.”

  • METI Unveils New Strategy to Push Japan-Made IP to ¥20 Trillion in Overseas Sales: The ‘Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan’

    Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) has unveiled a new strategy aiming to expand overseas sales of Japan-made content to ¥20 trillion by 2033, dubbed the “Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan.” The plan sets targets of tripling to quadrupling sales across games, anime, manga, music, and live-action film. On 5channel, however, reactions were skeptical, with many pointing to the “Cool Japan Fund,” which was driven to collapse by massive losses, and asking whether the ministry is simply setting up to repeat the same failure.

    On August 20, Japan’s Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry (METI) announced it had compiled the “Entertainment and Creative Industry Strategy 2026,” aiming for ¥20 trillion in overseas sales of Japan-made content by 2033. Its subtitle is the “Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan.” Across five sectors — games, anime, manga, music, and live-action film — the plan sets a joint public-private target of roughly tripling overseas sales from ¥6.1 trillion in 2024, alongside roughly tripling private investment to ¥24.5 trillion.

    The strategy builds on discussions held during the 2025 “Entertainment and Creative Industry Policy Study Group,” fleshing out the challenges holding back growth in the content industry, countermeasures for them, and structural reforms aimed at returning more profit to creators.

    The overseas sales target calls for growth from ¥6.1 trillion in 2024 to ¥20 trillion by 2033, with an interim goal of ¥10 trillion by 2028. ¥20 trillion is comparable in scale to Japan’s automobile export revenue, reflecting an aim to grow the content industry into a pillar of Japan’s foreign currency earnings. By sector, the targets call for raising games from ¥3.4 trillion to ¥12 trillion, anime from ¥2.1 trillion to ¥6 trillion, manga from ¥300 billion to ¥1 trillion, music from ¥100 billion to ¥700 billion, and live-action film from ¥100 billion to ¥500 billion.

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 22, 2026 02:53
    This kind of thing has never once worked out.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 06:08
    Re: #2
    Most of what actually sells overseas is IP content that's over a decade old. Failure is basically guaranteed, and yet here they go flushing more tax money down the drain.
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:35
    Anime and games would win overseas even without government backing. Feels like the ministry just wants to ride their coattails.
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:49
    Music especially looks hopeless. Do they have any idea how many times it's already bombed?
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:56
    Nothing but tough problems here. I'd like to avoid a handful of companies just sucking up all the wasted cash, but can Japan actually manage that?
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 03:58
    This is dumb. By then "stories" will all be AI-generated anyway — feed it a prompt and it'll spit out endless content tailored to your taste forever. Well, this is probably just an excuse to line someone's pockets anyway (lol) ("ポッポナイナイ" — slang for officials skimming/pocketing funds).
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:08
    Must be fun cooking up armchair schemes with other people's money. Basically a scam lol
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:47
    The art of raking in money dishonestly without working ← bureaucrats are the special breed who get to spend citizens' tax money just by dreaming this stuff up → and they've wasted huge sums of it over and over again.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 04:50
    *This was doomed from the start — it's just a scheme to skim as much money as possible.
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 05:03
    "Don't watch manga or anime, it'll make you stupid — watch Sesame Street instead." People raised by parents like that are probably the ones who grew up to become bureaucrats. And now they want to cash in on IP? What a joke.
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 05:15
    Do these guys even realize Cool Japan was a failure?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 05:19
    For the sake of the country's future, I wish someone would just quarantine them for a while.
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 06:04
    They should just invest in semiconductors. More idiocy. Invest in domestic manufacturing instead.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:20
    I doubt anyone actually expects anything from this.
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:44
    The next skimming scheme for the people who ran Cool Japan has been decided.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 07:54
    Has METI ever actually been useful for anything?
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:21
    Reckless deficit spending where nobody takes responsibility for anything.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 08:31
    I already posted this in a similar thread → Cushy post-retirement placements (amakudari) — work 10 days a year for tens of millions of yen, collect a retirement bonus, then do it all again — that's the winning square in the bureaucrats' board game. Unless how these people operate changes, the country falling apart is only natural.
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:47
    If money alone could make something good, we'd already be living in the Xbox era…
    83AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:23
    Re: #76
    Well, if it's financial muscle you want, that's Microsoft for you — they bought up Activision, the Minecraft company, all sorts of game studios. And in the end they still haven't beaten Sony or Nintendo.
    82AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:19
    METI needs to be dismantled at this point, there's no other way.
    93AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:32
    Re: #82
    Every ministry's the same, what are you even saying. If you want to "dismantle" it, just make all the bureaucrats part-time. Right now they've got full lifetime employment.
    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:09
    This is about Japan's revival, so let's all pitch in.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:14
    It fails because they try to do it piecemeal. There's no overarching story.
    89AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:28
    Re: #86
    It fails because it's done with tax money. The real goal is just to funnel the funds through. A real investor wouldn't touch something unprofitable — they'd make it profitable. Tax money doesn't need to turn a profit. The fact that they keep doing this with tax money over and over is because the public is foolish. Only the people who receive the tax money come out ahead. Once you've got the money, all you do is pay back whoever handed it to you. The public is just being played for fools.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Business News+) thread “[Society] Aiming for ¥20 Trillion in Overseas Sales of Japan-Made IP — METI Announces New Strategy, the “Storytelling Superpower 5-Year Plan”.”

  • 50 Tons of Rare-Earth Mud Recovered Off Minamitorishima — 5ch Asks ‘Does the Math Even Work?’

    News that 50 tons of rare-earth-bearing mud had been successfully recovered from the seabed off Minamitorishima became a hot topic on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (general live-news) board. While some praised the technical feat of hauling material up from 6,000 meters below the seafloor, plenty of others questioned whether it makes financial sense, with comments like “This’ll cost a hundred times more than just buying from China.”

    The thread also saw back-and-forth over whether the mud contains radioactive material and where it would even be refined, leaving the discussion pretty split.

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    Didn't they already give up on this because it wasn't profitable?
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    It's just election-season theater.
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:12
    What exactly are they mining here?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:16
    Re: #7
    Because their radioactivity is close to certain elements'
    rare earths are usually found mixed in with stuff like uranium
    which makes separating and refining them difficult
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:27
    Re: #20
    Normally yeah, but apparently this particular batch barely has any radioactive material in it
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:13
    Is this actually gonna turn a profit though?
    101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:39
    Re: #12
    Even if it goes well
    it'll reportedly end up costing 100 times what they were paying China
    121AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:02
    Re: #12
    You won't know if it's profitable or not until you actually try it
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 00:07
    Re: #12
    This is mainly about investing in the technology, not really meant to replace existing resource supply chains
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:15
    You can dig up mud in Tokyo Bay too, y'know
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #17
    Given today's heavy rain, it's probably mixed with a ton of sewage runoff too
    26AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:19
    There's no way this pencils out if you're comparing it to Chinese pricing
    Breaking free from dependence on China is what actually matters here
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #26
    If it can't compete on price with China, there's no way to break free from them
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:26
    Re: #26
    How do you keep an unprofitable business running long-term?
    You a fan of Japan Display and Cool Japan too? (both government-backed initiatives that lost huge sums of money)
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:22
    Apparently just pulling 50 tons up from 6,000 meters underground is a huge achievement in itself, regardless of the rare-earth angle
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:23
    Re: #31
    Yeah but that ignores the cost-effectiveness
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:25
    Nice, with 50 tons we won't need to import anymore, right?
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:25
    Re: #38
    That 50 tons is just the raw mud
    The real question is how much usable rare earth you actually get once you extract it from that
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:32
    A refining plant on Minamitorishima?? lmaooo
    wait, hold on lol
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #48
    That's way too short-sighted, lol
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:38
    Even routing through the Ogasawara Islands, it's still really far
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:49
    Don't you have to strip out radioactive material from rare earths or something?
    And where are they even going to refine/smelt it in a Japan that's allergic to anything nuclear-related?
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:25
    Re: #62
    Apparently stuff pulled from the seabed has very little radioactive material in it
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:54
    54% is insane
    Is the concentration really that high?
    I figured it'd be like a few grams per ton
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:57
    Re: #67
    It's not 54% of the full 50 tons
    Out of however many grams of rare earth they actually extracted from the 50 tons of mud, 54% of that is medium-to-heavy rare earths
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:55
    But doesn't mining and refining rare earths cause insane amounts of environmental damage?
    China's winning big because they just don't care about that
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:58
    Re: #68
    Japan's rare-earth process already solved that problem a while back
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:01
    Re: #68
    Ocean-mined rare earths have way less radioactive material than land-mined ones, so that issue's basically a non-issue… probably
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:31
    People who keep going on about 'profitability, profitability' — do they even think about how national welfare or the justice system are funded?
    Plenty of things get done because they're necessary, profit or no profit
    100AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:38
    Re: #90
    If they can use crazy-expensive rare earths to make industrial products and still win on price, sure, why not
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:45
    Re: #90
    This is exactly the kind of field where profitability isn't optional
    96AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:36
    So where are they actually going to refine this stuff?

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] 50 Tons of Rare-Earth Mud Successfully Recovered Off Minamitorishima.”

  • Yokohama F. Marinos’ 16-Year-Old Miidera Nets Volley on Home Debut — 5ch: ‘The Second Coming of Amuro’

    Yokohama F. Marinos’ Shin Miidera (16) scored a left-footed first-time volley in the 9th minute of the first half against Kobe, in what was his home debut. It was his second goal of the season, following his opener against Kashima on matchday one. On 5ch, praise poured in — “the second coming of Amuro,” “this kid’s the real deal” — alongside surprise that a player still in high school is thriving as a pro, plus discussion of the rule barring overseas transfers for players under 18.

    ◆Meiji Yasuda J1 League, Matchday 3: Yokohama F. Marinos vs. Kobe (Aug. 22, Nissan Stadium)

    Yokohama F. Marinos’ Shin Miidera (16) scored on his home debut at Nissan Stadium. It was his second goal of the season, following the opener against Kashima Antlers (at MUFG/National Stadium), where he’d scored at 16 years, 4 months, and 5 days old — the second-youngest scorer in J1 history. In the 9th minute of the first half, he met a looping ball with a left-footed volley.

    Miidera has started three straight matches at left wing since the season opener. Scoring against Kobe — reigning champions of Japan’s top flight, built on the J.League’s founding “hundred-year vision” — he left a powerful impression on the home crowd.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:40
    This kid's the real deal.
    Wish we had one of these on our team.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    Re: #3
    Our team? lol
    Acting like you're part of the club, lol
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    At least while he's still in high school, overseas clubs can't poach him, right?
    128AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #7
    He's safe through high school — there's a rule against clubs scouting and signing players that young.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Belgium next year, calling it now.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #10
    He's stuck in Japan until he's 18.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Bet it's just a hot start — give it a few years and he won't even be scoring for Yokohama anymore.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:42
    Re: #11
    You mean he'll have transferred out of Yokohama by then?
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:43
    Just get him called up to the Olympic squad already.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:46
    Please, not the classic pattern — stalls out in Belgium or wherever, then Urawa or Machida come calling and he's back in J1.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:48
    Re: #21
    Come on, he's going straight to one of the big five leagues.
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:46
    Has there ever been a younger player who could pull off such a genuinely game-ready play?
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #1

    Pro soccer players from Aomori Prefecture


    Shin Miidera (Yokohama F. Marinos) — Hirosaki

    Gaku Shibasaki (Kashima Antlers and others) — Noheji
    Koji Kumagai (Kashima Antlers and others) — Towada
    Makoto Teguramori (former Olympic team manager and others) — Gonohe
    Takahiro Shimohira (Kashiwa Reysol and others) — Gonohe

    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Doesn't he go to school?
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    Re: #36
    He probably attends on weekdays like normal.

    Though it might be a correspondence (distance-learning) school.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:55
    Wait, he's in high school? The J.League is putting high schoolers to work?
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:05
    Re: #41
    High school baseball practice is probably harsher than this — and unpaid, too.
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:59
    It's always a foreign manager who's willing to give kids this young a shot.
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:15
    Re: #52
    Always? Ever heard of Kitahara? (a Japanese manager also known for fielding young players)
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:11
    The erotic-ghost-story guy?
    115AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:34
    Re: #73
    You mean Miikura-san, the erotic-ghost-story teller? (a joke playing on the similar-sounding name)
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:16
    How many more years until this guy gets free agency rights?
    85AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:17
    Re: #79
    In 1 year, 7 months, and 9 days.
    86AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:17
    Re: #79
    Once he turns 18.
    97AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:22
    He's off to the Premier League on his 17th birthday, calling it now.
    99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:24
    Re: #97
    Unfortunately, he can't go overseas until he's past 18.
    105AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:29
    Could he join the legendary Asian lineage of Park Ji-sung, Son Heung-min, and Lee Kang-in?
    107AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    Re: #105
    Don't care about foreign players.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[J.League] 16-Year-Old Shock, Again — Yokohama F. Marinos’ Miidera Scores Season’s 2nd Goal on Home Debut with a First-Time Volley, Following Kashima Opener with Another Against Kobe.”

  • Early-Morning ‘Suspicious Wave’ Report in Oizumi, Gunma — 5ch Reacts: ‘Maybe He Just Had an Itchy Armpit’

    In the early hours of August 22 in Oizumi, Gunma Prefecture, police issued a warning about a “suspicious-approach-like act” after a man believed to be in his 60s or 70s waved at a woman who was walking home.

    On 5ch, the report drew a wave of comments questioning why this was even reported to police or treated as an incident, with many users chiming in to share their own embarrassing stories of mistakenly waving at strangers.

    (Gunma) Suspicious-approach-like act reported in Kitakoizumi, Oizumi Town — August 22 | NEWSjp Japan Suspicious Person Information Center

    Published 2026/08/22 11:06:00

    According to Gunma Prefectural Police, around 4:30 AM on August 22, a suspicious-approach-like act targeting a woman occurred on a street in Kitakoizumi, Oizumi Town. (Description of the man: 60s–70s, white hair, roughly 160cm tall, navy blue T-shirt)

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:47
    Maybe his armpit was just itchy?
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:48
    And then… he simply vanished into thin air…
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:48
    Re: #1
    If a guy got the same treatment from some old hag, the cops better respond to that too!
    195AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:18
    Re: #7
    Like hell they would, genius.
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:50
    This just reminded me of the time I thought I recognized someone, tapped them on the shoulder and started chatting away, only to realize it was a total stranger. Insanely embarrassing.
    121AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #8
    Reminds me of when I spotted who I thought was my otaku buddy at the bookstore, launched into full nerd-talk mode, then looked at his face and had absolutely no idea who he was.
    183AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #8
    Don't sweat it. I've been mistaken for someone else and randomly greeted by strangers a few times myself.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:50
    He was just waving bye to an acquaintance standing behind the idiot woman who reported him.
    11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:50
    Old guys wake up early, so it was probably just a normal morning greeting…
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:51
    Getting home at 4:30 in the morning — wasn't she the one who'd been drinking?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:51
    No way… don't tell me it was a Tochigi resident who waved! (a running gag that Tochigi Prefecture folks go completely unnoticed)
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    This is absolutely malicious! Catch him already, quick!!
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:52
    Wasn't it just mistaken identity? And that's enough to make it an 'incident' now…
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Waving at someone, or shoving someone in a river — stuff that wouldn't even have made the news back in the Showa era. Maybe it's time to stop blowing this stuff up into 'incidents.'
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:55
    Re: #27
    These days just making eye contact counts as an incident. Wave your hand and you're finished.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:53
    Only the mayor of Takasaki would know that one.
    193AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:13
    Re: #28
    Isn't it Maebashi, not Takasaki? (Maebashi is actually Gunma's prefectural capital)
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:56
    I've had this happen before — someone waved at me on my way home from school, so I waved back, but they were actually waving at the person behind me. Went over to say hi and realized they were in a different grade and I didn't even know them. So embarrassing.
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:01
    Re: #38
    Yeah, that kind of thing makes you want to disappear.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:56
    Old man: "Guess it's time for my daily radio calisthenics."
    Radio host: "Now swing your arms out wiiide…"
    Woman: "Wait, is he waving at me? I'd better report this."
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 19:59
    Turned out to just be an early-rising old man wiping his windows.
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:02
    Isn't reporting stuff like this the real sickness here?
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:04
    Re: #51
    The reporting isn't the issue — it's the police publicizing it as an official incident.
    67AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:06
    What a heinous crime. Might as well give him the death penalty, right?
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:07
    Re: #67
    He's not even bald or chubby — isn't that a bit harsh? (riffing on the stereotypical 'suspicious person' description)
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:06
    It's early morning — that makes it old-man time! Women have no business being outside during old-man time!
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:09
    Re: #71
    The old guy probably woke up way too early, and an hour later he's already back asleep.
    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Lol, waving at a woman is a crime now? What kind of country is this? lol
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Re: #84
    Lol it's not a crime — it's an 'incident.'
    111AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:19
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    134AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Like the people who suddenly pretend to be on the phone while waiting to cross the street.
    141AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Re: #134
    What's wrong with that?
    140AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:53
    At this point every man alive is a suspicious person.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Gunma] Man waves at woman walking home on the street.”

  • Morning Musume’s Rio Sakurai: “Still the Youngest After 4 Years” Sparks Reaction — 5ch: “10 Years Is Normal Now”

    Morning Musume ’26’s Rio Sakurai revealed in an interview that, four years after joining, she’s still the group’s youngest member since no 17th generation has come in yet — and the remark sparked discussion on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Posters pointed out that in the old days members graduated fast, like Rika Goto after just 3 years or Yuko Nakazawa after 3 years and 7 months, whereas today members like Oda and Nonaka routinely rack up 10+ years — fueling debate over how much the idol world’s sense of “tenure” has shifted.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:10
    Morning Musume '26 Rio Sakurai Interview (excerpt)
    For now the 17th generation still hasn't come in, so I remain the youngest,
    and it's stayed this way, with the senior members above me graduating one after another…
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:13
    Rika Goto graduated just 3 years after joining.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    Re: #7
    Nakazawa did 3 years, 7 months
    Yasuda did 5 years
    The golden-era members really packed a lot into a short time
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:14
    Rio Sakurai's join date with Morning Musume is June 29, 2022.
    As a member of the 16th generation, she was the only one to join solo.
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:14
    So that means Saku-ringo (Sakurai's nickname) has hit the 4-year mark too, huh
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:15
    She's the same school year as Homamei, so I doubt we'll ever see a "Captain Sakurai" era
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:17
    So there's really nothing that's a uniquely-Morning-Musume strength or a uniquely-Sakurai-Rio strength, huh
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:19
    These days sticking around for 10 years is just normal
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:20
    Normally you can't keep doing idol work for 10 years, right?
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:21
    That's because the music business itself has slowed way down
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:21
    Isn't it just Musume。 where the sense of time is this warped?
    For a young girl, 4 years should feel like "only" not "already"
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:21
    Idol careers have really gotten longer
    The Platinum-era members did 10 years, and AKB's early lineup, Nogizaka, the Fukumura-Michishige era — everyone's loaded with 10-year veterans
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:23
    It's because the pace of single releases has slowed down
    By the old standard she'd still feel like she's only in year 2
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:23
    Current 10-year-plus veterans would be
    Oda, Nonaka, Inoue, Tanimoto, Ono, Onoda, Akiyama
    something like that
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:29
    It's wild that Ikari Endo, who was central to the "Kakumei DoChuu" routine at the Hello! Con, and Rio Sakurai, who was the "average one," came from the very same audition
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #13
    Back then, unlike now, time really did move fast
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:28
    Re: #32
    That was the era when you'd flip the channel and a Musume。 member would pop up somewhere. The density back then was insane.
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:33
    Even over at rival agency Nogizaka46, a 20-year-old 5th-gen member in her 4th year is shouldering the heavy responsibility of being captain, so nobody gets to slack off
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:32
    Re: #37
    Wait, Nogizaka's captain is 20?
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:34
    Showa-era idols were basically singer trainees anyway
    Turning 20 (adulthood) pretty much meant graduating from being an idol
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #38
    Like Yoko Nagayama or Shizuka Kudo
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:41
    "I said I'm the new girl" — but some of us have been here 10-plus years, Happy! (riffing on a Morning Musume lyric)
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Re: #46
    This part was originally three 12th-gen members, but Haga graduated last year and Nonaka's been on rehab leave since this year, so it was basically just Makino carrying it —
    and then when Makino mysteriously no-showed at Hina Fes, Oda ended up singing it instead, and I lost it.
    How many 10-plus-year veterans is this group even carrying at this point
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:48
    4 years in and she's basically a grizzled veteran already
    102AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:14
    Re: #53
    Seriously, she's already a veteran
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:54
    Re: #1
    This really isn't on Sakurai though
    Musume。's had this issue because the 9th/10th/11th gens stuck around without graduating for way too long
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:01
    Re: #59
    Even with the 9th/10th gens sitting on top like a lid, the 13th gen still properly trained the 15th gen as seniors by their 3rd year — so that excuse doesn't fly
    If the argument is that Rairi lost her shot at "growing up" because the 15th gen, her seniors by 3 years, kept acting like the youngest, then I could just about buy that
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    What was this girl even picked for?
    Aren't there way too many head-scratcher picks from this audition? Endo too
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    Re: #76
    Super visuals & star quality
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:37
    Not gonna lie, I'm just not into Sakurai's face…

    84AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:42
    I like the scrappy, gritty passion you get from people like Sakurai and Yumigeta
    Don't get that vibe from Homamei
    108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:26
    4 years in and she still hasn't gotten the Music Station tissue box (a running gag/memento given to frequent guests)
    112AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:32
    Re: #108
    Meanwhile Juice=Juice is off having fun knocking over dominoes
    114AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:34
    Re: #108
    That jab's gonna sting like hell

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Rio Sakurai: ‘It’s only been about 4 years since I joined too’”.

  • On 5ch VIP, the “Fictional Maid” Miyabi Replies to Every Post as Summer-Fatigue Chatter Takes Off

    On 5channel’s News VIP board, a regular known by the handle “Miyabi” started one of her recurring threads where she poses as a "fictional maid" and replies to every single post. The chat wandered through everything from 7-Eleven gummy candy vouchers to Apple Watch reset troubles to JoJo-style Stand banter (a nod to the supernatural “Stand” powers from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure).

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:45
    Gonna go easy today, saving my energy~ (Miyabi has a quirky, clipped speech pattern in Japanese — kept casual here)
    X account
    @ymmr_mgmr
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:10
    Miyabi, do you buy gummies at 7-Eleven?
    Receipts come with a free voucher right now, it's a good deal
    So aim for the cheapest gummy among the eligible items
    Price-wise, Haribo Gold Bears seem like the best pick to redeem the voucher for
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #15
    Only these 5 kinds
    If Miyabi has a favorite gummy, now's the time to buy
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:25
    Re: #16
    I like Sharimoni's yogurt flavor (a UHA gummy candy brand), but…
    Looks like grape's the only one I can get this way…
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:29
    Re: #17
    Then let's get Haribo together
    Price and chew-satisfaction considered, you'd be missing out if you don't redeem for Haribo Gold Bears
    22AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:33
    Re: #21
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽcute~
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:36
    Re: #20
    Haribo, huh……
    Hmm… I don't like it enough to buy it myself, and getting it wouldn't make me that happy either…

    Re: #22
    Cute, right?
    That's an endangered species of AA (ASCII art) you barely see anymore
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #24
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽGuess ASCII art's something only old guys use anymore, huh
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:42
    Re: #24
    I like hard gummies so Haribo's the obvious pick for me
    Would've been nice if something like Tough Gummy was an option too
    23AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:35
    I'm buzzed and fuzzy from drinking, but I want someone to decide what I should do tonight besides just going to sleep
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:40
    Re: #23
    Only thing to do is keep posting in Miyabi's thread until you black out!!!

    Re: #25
    A dying culture, it is…
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #27
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽBut it's the clearest way to say what you mean
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #27
    You're kind even though you've got summer fatigue too (´・ω・`)
    As expected of a maid
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #31
    An AA this size is still pretty usable, right?
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:46
    Re: #34
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽAA chat threads always end up with the text going haywire, huh
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:48
    Re: #33
    No, Miyabi just goes to sleep normally when she gets sleepy???

    Re: #35
    Never seen an AA chat thread
    Miyabi's AA is a secret weapon, not something to whip out casually
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:49
    Re: #38
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽA secret weapon?
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:52
    Re: #38
    What a self-centered maid!?
    Well, it's fun, so I guess that works (lol)
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:52
    Re: #1
    That's exactly why you're getting summer fatigue, staying in a place like that, Miyabi
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:53
    Re: #44
    It's taking way too long to reset — there's no wired port, after all
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:55
    Re: #45
    I'm not asking for much, could someone turn the AC on or something?
    Also, I want a cold drink
    I'll manage to drink it with my feet somehow…

    Re: #46
    Do you even reset an Apple Watch??
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:56
    Re: #50
    Yeah, there's initial setup, and you can factory reset it too — it's fully tied to your iPhone, but the Apple Watch has its own internal storage
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:58
    Re: #41
    I like the sound too, not bad — including lyrics that just blow past the fact that I became a maid instead of going to school, I like it
    Re: #50
    Here, I brought Calpis and a guilt-free soda — can't move my hands, so I'll hand it over with my feet
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:04
    Re: #57
    But there's not a single drop of excitement or surprise anywhere in Miyabi's thread…???

    Re: #58
    ……Sounds like a pain!
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:06
    Re: #60
    Well, that's true — it wouldn't be a hassle if it weren't buggy, but it stopped syncing over some inexplicable bug in the first place
    69AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:10
    Re: #63
    Still, good on you for trying to fix it yourself
    If it were Miyabi, she'd probably find it too much trouble and just take it to a store…

    Re: #64
    Got it! Just call someone to give you a drink!
    That way you wouldn't even need to use your feet!
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:12
    Re: #69
    As expected of Miyabi — can you actually call someone?
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:13
    Re: #69
    Only Apple can do Apple support, you know
    It's just a reset via iPhone anyway, no secret trick to it
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    Shattano Bakkun Boon Doh!
    Bararano Bakkuun! (a nonsense incantation, chanted like a magic spell)
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:18
    Re: #71
    BIYAAAA! MI! MIMIMI! YAMIBIBIMIYAMIYAMIBIBI. YAYAMIMIBIMIYAMIBI? (a garbled scramble of the letters in "Miyabi")

    Re: #72
    If you focus your thoughts hard enough, it just might work……!
    Miyabi's hair buns are a telepathy amplifier, after all…
    80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:19
    Re: #78
    Miyabi's power is amazing, please help
    83AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #78
    The hair-bun spell? I said something like "miya-miya-whatever" and a cicada flew in — is that normal, did I mess it up?
    82AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:20
    Tired of Leaf Green already? (referring to the Pokémon game)
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:23
    Re: #80
    Hmm, I can't send out telepathic waves unless I'm fired up
    And I've got a bit of summer fatigue…
    If only I could at least have a cold drink
    Maybe I should call someone over with telepathy
    ……wait, isn't this an infinite loop!?

    Re: #82
    N-no, I'm not tired of it???
    I just… haven't turned it on in a month… or maybe longer?…
    90AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:25
    Re: #87
    Alright, I'll open it up then, here you go
    92AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #87
    Come to think of it, the last time I turned on my Switch 2 might've been back in July too
    95AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:29
    Listening to a song about standing in front of the new-releases shelf for over two hours and not being able to rent anything
    104AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:33
    Re: #95
    Isn't it fun just to zone out staring at the video rental shelves?

    Re: #96
    I'll binge it once it's finished
    But if it's left alone, it's scary how it might just keep going for like 10 years…
    107AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:36
    Re: #104
    True — what kind of thought process leads you to write a chorus about standing in front of the new-releases shelf for over two hours and not being able to rent anything
    109AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:37

    What the hell is this image, damn it
    113AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #107
    Feels like it's based on real experience, somehow…

    Re: #109
    Dancing with arms raised
    Looks like fun
    ……Miyabi doesn't need therapy, okay?
    120AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:43
    Re: #115
    I passed on that situation too — with my Stand ability, once certain conditions are met, I'm a maid who can just skip right past the situation
    128AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:48
    Re: #120
    A Stand that can skip past situations!?
    I just got hit with a sudden Stand attack!
    But Stand attacks are pretty much always sudden, aren't they!

    Re: #121
    After it ends, they might just start up Chiikawa 2 or something… (Chiikawa is a wildly popular cute-character franchise in Japan)
    133AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:51
    Re: #128
    Since it does something unique and activates suddenly, apparently there's a Stand that goes berserk just from someone making fun of a tricky hairstyle
    135AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:53
    It's fine
    That stupid AI ignored the prompt and deleted it anyway
    https://i.imgx.site/sOYWT2N.jpg
    142AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:00
    Re: #133
    What did you just say!?
    You're saying Miyabi's hairstyle looks like dumpling buns!?

    Re: #135
    Miyabi Fire!
    I've got enough firepower to light a cigarette!
    But since Miyabi doesn't smoke, it's a wasted talent
    125AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:46
    If you want eternity, become something inhuman
    Dragon Maid (a reference to the anime "Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid")
    https://i.imgx.site/zgsp6T1.jpg
    126AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:47
    Here's the magic book that turns you into a dragon
    134AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:52
    Re: #125
    Cute!
    But that's probably the type that dies once the flame on its tail goes out!!!

    Re: #126
    Gotta change the thread title to "The Fictional Dragon Replies to Every Post!"…
    136AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:54
    Re: #134
    A slayer appears to defeat Miyabi
    144AnonymousAug 22, 2026 23:03
    Re: #136
    Miyabi's not an evil dragon!

    Re: #138
    Still breathing even at 0 HP……?
    Maybe there's actually still like 0.000001 left, don't you think?

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread "The Fictional Maid Replies to Every Post!!!! ~In the Depths of Summer Fatigue~."

  • Tsubaki Factory’s Yui Murata Appears on MBS’s ‘Young Town Saturday’ — 5ch: ‘Sanma’s Basically the Second Hamamura Jun Now’

    Tsubaki Factory’s Yui Murata made a guest appearance on MBS Radio’s “Young Town Saturday,” hosted by Akashiya Sanma and Murakami Shoji. The live-thread lit up over the Hanshin Tigers game getting rained out and Sanma’s rapid-fire, blow-by-blow recap of the movie “Field of Dreams” — with fans reacting to everything from Murata’s enunciation to jokes about Sanma’s hairstyle.

    radiko

    Young Town Saturday

    @yando_staff

    Source: radiko.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:51
    I think Murata's exactly Sanma's type, face-wise
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:51
    Today's Hanshin game got rained out
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2091089131380326400/vid/avc1/720×720/GfbjE3VBH1WAl2GN.mp4
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #5
    Whoa lol
    It's turned into a pond
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:55
    Yantan & Please! Yui Murata
    https://ameblo.jp/tsubaki-factory-new/entry-12976491015.html

    I'll be appearing tonight
    from 22:00 on
    MBS Radio's Young Town Saturday!

    I was SO nervous!
    But the one thing I absolutely wanted to say
    if I ever got on Yantan —
    I got to say it 👍🏻
    Look forward to it!

    I also got to learn a thing or two
    about comedy from Sanma-san
    and Murakami Shoji-san!
    *Note: Yu isn't a comedian, just (technically) an idol

    Watch it live if you can —
    and tell me how it went!
    Did I talk okay? 🤔

    Sakurai-san and Yuketa-san
    and I talk a ton normally,
    so having the two of them there
    was really reassuring!
    Thank you so much!

    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260822/19/tsubaki-factory-new/fe/f5/j/o1080081015814772233.jpg
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #8

    > The one thing I absolutely wanted to say
    > if I ever got on Yantan —
    > I got to say it 👍🏻
    > Look forward to it!

    So THIS is what she meant
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:26
    Still no Lesser or Fu-chan?
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:43
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:02
    Murata comes on strong, but her diction is seriously worrying
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:09
    Re: #20
    TV Tokyo announcer Kitagawa Rio
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:09
    Is Sanma going for a Kevin Costner hairstyle or something lol
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    The way they say 'Murakami-san'
    comes out sounding like 'Murakami George'
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    Field of Dreams doesn't really land if you're not into baseball,
    and explaining what's great about it to someone who hasn't seen it is next to impossible
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:11
    Ray Liotta played Shoeless Joe, right
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:12
    Feels like the talk's been dragging on since the opening
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:14
    I think the point was just that it's happening again this year after a break
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:14
    At this point Sanma's basically taken on the mantle of the second Hamamura Jun (a legendary radio host famous for rambling through movie plots, spoilers and all)
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:15
    It's basically a segment where he sloppily rattles off movie plots and spoilers
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:15
    I wonder if Xiao Xiao was more entertaining?
    49AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:15
    Wasn't it built for the actual game, not as a movie set?
    52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:16
    Hallowed ground 'Field of Dreams' hosts a game for the first time in 4 years — 26 Hall of Famers emerge from the cornfield
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/625951fb4de830b2a5dc98ddf30c9175574354ea
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:16
    He just dropped that in lolololololololol
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    Probably only Marie can really appreciate it
    since it's a baseball movie
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    You can watch the MLB Field of Dreams game on Netflix, right
    70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:17
    The 20-minute ramble is finally over, huh
    71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:18
    He says 'go watch it!' but then spoils the entire thing lol
    73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:18
    So THIS is what the X preview meant by Sanma and Shoji lecturing her afterward
    78AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:19
    Sanma: 'Just look what Yu went and said for us — that's our Murata Yu!' (a pun on her name Yu/結生 and 言う, 'to say')
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:19
    Either way, she just earnestly said what the grown-ups had coached her to say
    87AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:20
    'This has been Yokoyama Reona.'
    is what Yokoyan said
    88AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:20
    Feels like this story was just told a little while ago lol
    110AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:24
    Wasn't Japan's first podcast show
    'Shabette Shabette 60-fun' (Talk and Talk for 60 Minutes)?
    115AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:26
    Re: #110
    Some show where announcers do otaku talk, right?
    160AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:35
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260723/21/tsubaki-factory-new/25/05/j/o1080144015805406271.jpg

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “■ Sakurai Rio, Yuketa Akoto, Guest: Murata Yui ■ MBS Radio (Osaka 1179kHz) ‘MBS Young Town Saturday’ ■ 22:00–23:30 ■“.

  • Videos of Tailgating and Reckless Driving Go Viral One After Another, Sparking Reactions on 5ch

    On 5ch’s live-commentary board, users kept posting videos capturing dangerous driving one after another — revenge against tailgaters, cars stranded inside railroad crossings, botched zipper-merges, and more. One clip showed a car that had been tailing closely getting into an accident, splitting the thread’s opinion over “who’s really at fault here.” Footage was also shared from a case in which a driver was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder for trapping a JAF (Japan Automobile Federation) roadside worker inside a railroad crossing, drawing plenty of attention.

    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:12
    Wait, does this make the car in front the bad guy?
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:14
    Re: #4
    The idiot who pulled onto the tracks after everyone else is just too dumb.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #4
    There's nothing here that makes them at fault.
    They only rode that close because they were confident they could dodge it.
    75AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:46
    Re: #4
    Is there even a reason they'd be at fault?
    The guy who glued himself to their bumper crashed on his own, that's all.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:13
    Tailgating is bad, sure, but if the person being tailgated pulls something like this, they're in the wrong too.
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #6
    All they had to do was keep some distance.
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:33
    Re: #42
    That's true, but you don't need to sacrifice yourself just to teach a lesson to someone who's going to screw up eventually anyway.
    63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:38
    Re: #51
    They should've opened up the gap before the crash happened.
    70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:41
    Re: #51
    What are you even saying? 😅
    19AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:18
    [Sad News] Zipper merging is way too much of a gamble lmaooooo
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2061921687466123264/vid/avc1/848×478/lgB71awsRCpT301R.mp4
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:25
    Re: #19
    The side mirror gets blown off right at the start, lol
    33AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:26
    Re: #19
    When it's this over-the-top I can't help but laugh
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:32
    Re: #19
    They could've just let them merge in, honestly
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:23
    🇯🇵 This old Japanese guy going on a rampage is insane
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1681980034456911874/pu/vid/540×960/srIcOQBbCNLBLQxH.mp4
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:27
    Re: #27
    Easy to laugh since it's not my problem, but the people involved must be having a rough time
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:28
    Re: #27
    Feel bad for whoever's about to get turned into a wrecked car
    44AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #27
    Is it okay to just punch this guy to make him stop?
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:25
    So this is the one —

    [Trapped the Car Behind Him at a Railroad Crossing] Driver Arrested for Attempted Murder of JAF Worker
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2090441034073563136/vid/avc1/1920×1080/K4awL5PjjtL-mLRS.mp4
    72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #31
    Feel so bad for the JAF worker
    99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:56
    Re: #31
    The narration voice is Satolina (a synthesized text-to-speech narrator commonly used in Japanese reaction videos)
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:28
    Tailgating taken to the absolute limit
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1347054216586559489/pu/vid/540×960/Jiao2KZQ-Zyj9usV.mp4
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:29
    Re: #35
    Died laughing lmaooooooooo
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #35
    I've seen this move in Initial D (the street-racing manga/anime)
    58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:36
    Re: #35
    Can't help but laugh seeing this, lol
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    The kind of guy who drives like this
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1077435788319547392/pu/vid/720×1280/W6vXFngosAW8uH4t.mp4
    60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #38
    Love how the mirror goes flying
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:48
    Re: #38
    Can't help it, DIO's behind the wheel (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure villain infamous for reckless driving)
    48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:33
    [Sad News] 🚙 "Ha, the right lane's jammed lmaooo, serves 'em right lmaooo" ← the result lmaoooooooo
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2084052940038504448/vid/avc1/1168×722/HlIcIC4uWPbl8K_c.mp4
    65AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:39
    Re: #48
    The left lane ends up jammed too, lol
    77AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:47
    The end result of tailgating
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1498942665932435458/pu/vid/1280×720/VRkcw5EsZT8Hy7YN.mp4
    114AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:04
    Re: #77
    They even had their blinker on properly
    What a terrible driver
    91AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:54
    Tailgating attempt fails lmaooooooooo
    https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1824250533281996800/pu/vid/avc1/720×1280/NqnqMa9K4auzuq_U.mp4
    117AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:06
    Re: #91
    This is exactly what we need
    118AnonymousAug 22, 2026 22:07
    Re: #91
    Were they trying to pull out of the grass, lol
    If they weren't wearing a seatbelt they'd probably be hurt

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] Tailgating Idiot Falls Right Into the Trap lmaooooooo.”

  • Next-Gen Toilets to End the Lines — 5ch: ‘I’d Rather Be Reborn a Man’

    News that “next-generation toilets” are being introduced to eliminate long lines for women’s restrooms sparked a reaction on 5ch. Some users defended the stall system by pointing to the complete lack of privacy at men’s urinals, while others floated radical alternatives like removing stall doors altogether — and more than a few admitted, “If I could be reborn, I’d rather be a man.”

    [Outrage] “Being Born a Woman Is a Raw Deal!” The Government Finally Moves on the “Women’s Restroom Line Problem” — The Shocking System of the “Next-Gen Toilet” That Dramatically Cut Wait Times

    Sat, 8/22, 14:00 JST

    Yomiuri TV

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:56
    Re: #1 Why is this in Kansai dialect…?
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:06
    Re: #5
    Common sense doesn't apply to Kansai people
    248AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:55
    Re: #5
    Probably because it's Yomiuri TV (headquartered in Osaka)?
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:56
    Then just line up toilet seats with no partitions like the men's room.
    That way you could fit way more of them.
    66AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:09
    Re: #7
    But even at men's urinals, nobody wants a "toilet neighbor," so people leave a gap between each other.
    Factor in that space, and stalls with partitions in the women's room actually take up less room overall.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:57
    When you think about it calmly, men's standing urinals are wild.
    There's zero privacy.
    Your junk is basically on full display.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:59
    Re: #14
    Some station urinals have gotten so small they're basically see-everything territory.
    170AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:32
    Re: #21
    There was one place with these oddly-shaped urinals scattered around with no partitions at all.
    I walked right back out thinking, 'You want me to go in full view like this?'
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 20:58
    Women should just pee standing up too.
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkgnHUxCIAA8iBS.jpg
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:03
    Women clearly have it way better, and they know it too.
    46AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:03
    Re: #37
    If I get reborn, I want to be a man.
    Periods and childbirth are just too much of a hassle.
    59AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:07
    Re: #1
    Maybe they should just invent some kind of strap-on urination device, like a packer?
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:10
    Re: #59
    Sounds like those already exist, but wouldn't you run into cleaning and drying issues every time you use one?
    99AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:16
    I wonder if the guys saying it's 'junk-viewing heaven' are actually men.
    If you stared at the guy next to you like that, people would think you'd lost your mind.
    106AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:18
    Why not just make the stalls uncomfortable to sit in?
    110AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #106
    I think they should do what they do in America and leave a big gap so feet are visible underneath.
    125AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:23
    There's a line out the door and people still go in and scroll their phones?
    What is wrong with them?
    256AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:58
    Re: #125
    They're creatures that only think about themselves.
    No concept of taking turns or hurrying along for others.
    130AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:23
    Women really do check their phones a lot in the bathroom.
    They also wrap toilet paper around their hand and waste a ton of it.
    177AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:33
    Re: #130
    Setting aside whether that's even true, mind if I ask how you can state that so confidently…?
    189AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:35
    Re: #130
    Officer, this is the guy (arrest this peeping creep).
    164AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:30
    If men and women are equal, why keep the restrooms separate?
    We've got SDGs and LGBT rights now,
    so just make it one shared room.
    173AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:33
    Re: #164
    Newer buildings often do a half-shared setup already
    like where only the very last stall is strictly women-only.
    And women just do their makeup at the shared sink like it's nothing.
    176AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:33


    This'll solve it!
    204AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:39
    Just watch, soon they'll be blaming men for the women's restroom being crowded too.
    206AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:40
    Re: #204
    They already are.
    239AnonymousAug 22, 2026 21:52
    If you meow like a cat outside an occupied stall, whoever's in there comes right out. I'm gay, but when all the stalls are full I do this and it works every time.
    I'm even good friends with a cat named Nyao-chan (a cutesy "meow-meow" name) — probably why I've gotten so good at the impression.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Outrage] “Being Born a Woman Is a Raw Deal!” The Government Finally Moves on the Women’s Restroom Line Problem.”