Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Haaland Chops Off His Long Hair — 5ch: “It Actually Suits Him”

    Norway striker Erling Haaland updated his Instagram to reveal he’s cut off his trademark long hair. Following his “Short hair don’t care” post, a thread on 5ch’s Geinosupo Sokuho+ board lit up with reactions to the new look, including “It suits him” and “He’s lost that monster-like aura.”

    Norway’s “monster striker” Erling Haaland (25), who helped his country reach the World Cup quarterfinals for the first time at the FIFA World Cup in North/Central America, updated his Instagram on the 23rd to reveal he’d chopped off his trademark long hair.

    Haaland captioned the post “Short hair don’t care,” showing off his new close-cropped style, trimmed short with clippers.

    Fans reacted with comments like “Nice!” and “It suits him,” while others expressed regret, saying “I can’t believe this day actually came.”

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:47
    Maybe it's the nose and lips
    Fixing those up would probably make things better
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    He's getting closer to looking like Biff from Back to the Future
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:49
    Re: #1
    That's an awkward in-between length, like a botched attempt at going bald
    A bit longer would look better
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    With long hair, when strands fall out it just feels like way more is falling out than it actually is
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:52
    Now that it's short he just looks… normal
    That unique vibe is gone
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:53
    He looks like Kindo-chan from Macaroni Hourensou (a classic retro Japanese manga character)
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Glad it's gone, the long hair always grossed me out a bit —
    but wait, didn't he have a stake in a hair-tie company?
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    He always has that face like he's had hyaluronic acid filler shots
    Guys with faces like his are probably why idiots go get filler injections lol
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:55
    So even Haaland is bad at taking selfies
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Finally back to his Salzburg-era look
    That topknot he had was as bad as Bale's
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Overall this look is cleaner and it does suit him more, so it's probably for the best, but it's lost that monstrous aura he had with the long hair
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Re: #37
    Yeah, he's lost that medieval-fantasy-knight look too
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:58
    Years of pulling it back too tight and now he's going bald
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    The football world lately
    hair transplants and plastic surgery are all the rage, which is a bit much
    but this one's actually funny
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:59
    I wonder what shampoo he uses
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:00
    He's definitely got some Neanderthal blood in him
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:01
    Long hair gets tangled. I get it, honestly
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Well, if Haaland had actually been good-looking, he probably wouldn't have turned into "Haaland" in the first place
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:03
    Lame…
    Can't believe he got rid of his trademark look
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    He was juuust about to land a hair-product sponsorship too
    Did his deal with the hair-tie company fall through?
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:06
    Figured I wouldn't recognize him without the long hair, but nope — still unmistakably Haaland
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:10
    Might as well grow it out while you still can
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:11
    The long hair suited him though, kind of a Pulp Fiction vibe
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    I want him to grow out a beard and braid it next
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Doing something different can either scare your luck away
    or turn things around for the better
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:13
    The sheer presence of that face lol, kind of cute though
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:15
    He split the cut-off hair into several bundles and put them in Ziploc bags — is he planning to donate it to charity or something?
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:15
    It suits him

    Unrelated, but I kind of want Kubo (Takefusa Kubo, the Japanese footballer) to switch things up too — go skinhead with a beard or something
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:16
    That Korean hair-tie company must be gutted
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:18
    Long hair is nothing but a hindrance when you're playing sports
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:18
    Hurry up and get out of that sorry excuse for a club already
    He's wasting his career there
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:19
    That said, the long blond hair on that jacked-up body gave him this eerie, intimidating presence, so while the clean-cut look isn't bad,
    it just doesn't quite feel like "Haaland," if that makes sense
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:22
    This reminds me of Home Alone
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:37
    Re: #88
    Lol it kind of does look like him
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:25
    Is he part Mongolian?
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:27
    Re: #93
    Nordic people have some Sami ancestry mixed in

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinosupo Sokuho+) thread “[Football] “Monster” Haaland chops off his trademark long hair! Fans flood in over his new look.”

  • Giants Fall Short of Tigers, Settle for 2nd Place — 5ch: ‘Young Players Aren’t Developing At All’

    The Giants couldn’t close the gap with the Tigers, even in their head-to-head matchups, and the thread already had a resigned mood of just locking down 2nd place, with posts like “Might as well root for the Tigers too, just to keep 2nd safe.” Talk then shifted to comparing Japanese players’ home run totals over the years, with posters venting that — aside from Okamoto — Oshima and Sasaki’s 8 homers are the team’s best this season, and grumbling that the young players simply aren’t developing.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:49
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager 111
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Guess we should root for the Tigers too, just to lock down 2nd place…
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:12
    Every runner was scrambling around in a panic, but it was just a routine 6-4-3 double play lol
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:12
    It's the manager's fault for using up all his replay challenges already
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:14
    Did Takahashi Haruto get hurt? Sounds like he's out next week?
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:16
    At this point, the only way for the Giants to catch the Tigers is a miracle winning streak
    or sweeping every head-to-head matchup.
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:17
    You'd have to be delusional to think a farm-team-level roster like this could pull off a comeback title lol
    Even a manager like Kudo couldn't do it lol
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:19
    Re: #19
    And whose fault is it that the roster ended up like that?
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:18
    Not when they're losing games like today's though
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:18
    During the 'Make Legend' comeback, they won their last 7 head-to-head games against the Tigers (mockingly called 'Chin')
    to light up a reverse magic number of 2.
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:24
    Re: #21
    Back then they had an absolute run-producer like 'Ogarami' (fan nickname for a pair of sluggers), but there's nobody like that this year, so yeah… forget it ('mou muri' — net slang for 'no way, I give up').
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:19
    Where's the WACCHOI tag???????? (the anti-sockpuppet ID marker)
    Is some Tigers troll ('Chin-kasu') running this thread??????
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:20
    The Tigers have two guys hitting .300 with 30 homers.
    For the Giants, if you limit it to Japanese players, Oshima and Sasaki's 8 homers are the best they've got.
    Has a Giants season ever ended with every Japanese position player stuck under 10 homers before?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:22
    Unagi (a player's nickname), please come back to us!
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:52
    Re: #25
    Apparently he's too busy with nightly drinking parties with his patrons (tanimachi) to make it.
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:23
    Since Nagano joined in 2010, the Giants haven't brought in a single college or corporate-league mid-to-long-range power hitter.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:25
    MAKI'S HERE ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (a classic 5ch celebratory meme)
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:27
    Dokai, who was raking against the Giants the other day, isn't hitting at all now.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Games finished
    Orix 3-0 SoftBank
    Seibu 3-1 Rakuten
    Lotte 3-2 Nippon-Ham
    Hiroshima 3-2 Giants
    Chunichi 3-2 Yakult

    Still playing
    Tigers 3-2 DeNA

    Every winning team so far has scored exactly 3 runs
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:30
    This is Yokohama Stadium (Hama-sta), but it's playing like Jingu Stadium (notoriously hitter-friendly).
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #34
    Jingu's actually got a good pitcher out there too, though…
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:31
    Japanese players' HR totals excluding Okamoto

    2025: Richard 11, Kishida 8
    2024: Maru 14, Sakamoto 7
    2023: Sakamoto 22, Maru 18
    2022: Maru 27, Nakata 24
    2021: Maru 23, Sakamoto 19

    The young players aren't developing at all
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:34
    Re: #35
    Nakata Sho really hit that many, huh…
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:54
    Re: #35
    This is clearly on the guy who went from farm-team manager, to first-team head coach, to first-team manager!
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:36
    If the season really ends with Oshima and Sasaki's 8 homers as the team's best, all you can do is laugh.
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:36
    Iwasaki, Doris, (屮゚Д゚)屮 c'mooon!!
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:38
    Re: #40
    Kudo's the one pitching, so he won't be used.
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:36
    This is what happens when Yoshinobu (Takahashi) left nothing behind as manager.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:37
    Unless the Tigers pull their usual September collapse ('Chin moyu' — a meme for Hanshin fading late), this is hopeless.
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    For this year's draft, they should just take six college/corporate-league position players.
    No need to draft a single pitcher.
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    Hotta never became a Kinoshita or a Kudo, huh…
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:40
    There isn't a single standout position player in this year's draft class.
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:43
    Might be about time to start bringing players in from Korea or Taiwan.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:46
    Just bulk Pei's body up into solid muscle.
    Watching him today, he's clearly got batting talent.
    If he adds power, he could turn into a real slugger.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    Guess they didn't set up WACCHOI for this thread.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    Re: #51
    Without WACCHOI, people can sockpuppet all they want…
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:50
    Re: #54
    Sockpuppeting's not cool though…
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:51
    Without WACCHOI, it's nothing but sockpuppets.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:55
    Runner on 2nd, no outs — they can at least tie it up here, right?
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:56
    Fujikawa's bullpen management is clearly off.
    Hard to believe he used to be a reliever himself.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and summaries of the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager 112.”

  • Pacific League: M 3-2 F [8/23] — Lotte wins 3rd straight, Fujiwara homers leadoff + 3 hits, Ogawa’s go-ahead RBI, Jackson picks up his 9th win

    In Pacific League play on August 23, the Chiba Lotte Marines edged the Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters 3-2 to notch their third straight win. Fujiwara went 3-for-3 including a leadoff home run, Ogawa delivered the go-ahead RBI, and Jackson picked up his 9th win of the season. Meanwhile, on 5ch it was the usual free-for-all — Fighters fans getting mocked as “Ham-kasu” (“Ham-trash”), digs about SoftBank’s sign-stealing scandal getting dragged in for no reason, and worries that the Fighters have basically become a one-man Reyes show.

    Nippon-Ham 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 | 2

    Lotte 1 0 1 0 0 1 0 0 X | 3

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:26
    How'd Kiyomiya do?
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #5
    He was the losing pitcher two days ago
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:27
    Ham-trash, lol, serves you right
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #11
    There goes the delusional idiot again
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Speaking of sign-stealing, that's the Hawks for you
    Prior offense
    https://imgur.com/a/k6SR4Uj
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:29
    Re: #13
    Today's opponent was the Marines though?
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Cheated again today and still couldn't win
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:30
    Re: #14
    That loaded-cash toilet-bowl team (a dig at SoftBank's big spending) is off-topic here
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:34
    Re: #14
    Bravo!!
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Reyes: "Same either way! Doesn't matter if I get a hit!"
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:28
    Makes you wonder if Shinjo's just a blowhard who's been carried this whole time by Reyes — the one lucky pull he got from the foreign-player gacha
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:30
    Even after poaching Arihara, still stuck in 3rd 🥺
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #25
    Arihara escaped hell
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:31
    Beat the Hawks, Fighters! ♪
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:33
    Re: #29
    Today's opponent was the Marines though?
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:37
    To Koropon-trash Re: #38 (a jab at the Fighters' Koropokkuru mascot),
    too bad for you.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    Re: #45
    The sign-stealing Bank(s) lost, and that's 'bravo'?
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:37
    One-man Reyes army — the dark ages are coming back starting next year
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:38
    Re: #47
    Enough with that made-up nonsense
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:02
    Re: #47
    That'd be the Central League, wouldn't it
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:38
    The Fighters and Marines are harmless in the Pacific League, but that loaded-cash toilet-bowl team (SoftBank) is straight-up toxic lol
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:39
    Re: #48
    Every Pacific League fan already knows that
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:44
    If it weren't for Reyes, they probably would've missed the playoffs (B-class finish) last year too
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:48
    Re: #62
    Nah, that's not it
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:44
    Nice one, Lotte~
    There goes the Fighters' comeback pennant race 🤭

    Get wrecked in Tokorozawa next week lol (Seibu's home turf)
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:04
    Re: #63
    They'll finally win next week, right?
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:12
    Fighters sure are hated, huh
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 21:14
    Re: #93
    It's not the Fighters that are hated —
    it's Shinjo and his Hokkaido-native fanboys that are hated

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Pacific League: M 3-2 F [8/23] — Lotte wins 3rd straight, Fujiwara homers leadoff + 3 hits, Ogawa’s go-ahead RBI, Jackson’s 9th win, Nippon-Ham drops another.”

  • Teflon Frying Pan Wears Out in Just Six Months — 5ch Says “Just Accept It’s Disposable”

    Furious that his Teflon frying pan had degraded after only about six months, a thread starter vented his frustration in a thread on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board (a real-time chat board). Fellow posters piled on with comments like “Tefal pans are the same” and “It’s your own fault for using high heat,” but the OP wouldn’t back down, insisting his anger was justified because “my roommate won’t stop using high heat.” Even after being told to just accept it as a consumable item, he never really cooled off.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    Buy a new one, buy a new one, and it still doesn't even last six months. This is such crap. Just die.
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    This is such garbage, it pisses me off. When are they ever gonna improve this stuff?
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:21
    Just buy a Tefal.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    Re: #4
    Tefal doesn't even last six months either. Garbage.
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #4
    Tefal is straight-up garbage, for real.
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    It's useless and it's pissing me off so much I can't even sleep.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:26
    When's that useless DuPont finally gonna go under?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:28
    It can't handle heat, so no high flame.
    And don't shock it with cold water either.
    Just accept it as a consumable.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:28
    Re: #25
    Doesn't even last six months. Garbage. Useless.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Re: #38
    Because the last few years, they haven't even been lasting six months.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:37
    Re: #42
    Then you could just be mad about it tomorrow instead.
    No reason it has to be today, right?
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Well obviously they can't make something that never wears out, or it'd stop selling — duh.
    By the way, they already figured out how to cure cancer ages ago too, but they're sitting on it because it'd tank the economy — all the countries agreed to it at the "Reverie" (a joking nod to the secret world summit from One Piece).
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #44
    Shut up, quit price-gouging. Make it last for years no matter how carelessly I use it. Garbage.
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #48
    I've been using mine for like 3 years and nothing sticks.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:37
    Re: #51
    My Teflon pan doesn't even last six months! It's got no spirit! It's garbage! It's useless! I wish it would just disappear!
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:38
    Re: #55
    I'm furious every single day!!! I punch the pan, I yell at it, and it still won't give me any effort!!!!
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #56
    Then just save it for tomorrow, will ya.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Teflon coating peeling off in six months? What are you cooking, rocks?
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Re: #62
    Quitting high heat is simply unavoidable.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:42
    I was shocked to find the manual literally says you can't use high heat on an IH (induction) stove.
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:44
    Re: #64
    Who cares about that, they should just make it so it's fine either way! Let's all mass-complain to the manufacturer until they fix it! Come on, email them right now! Reply to them on social media!
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:44
    If you actually read the manual or the info floating around online and use it properly, it'll probably last at least a bit longer.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:45
    Re: #66
    My roommate won't use it properly so that's a no-go, which means I have to make a big scene online to pressure the manufacturer into fixing it.
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:46
    Re: #68
    I want my social media account back. I just replied with my opinion to Tefal's official account — don't suspend me for that.
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:47
    Re: #71
    Why not just stop using it?
    A cast-iron pan would do fine.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:48
    It peels because it's got a coating in the first place.
    If there was no coating to begin with, there'd be nothing to peel.
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #75
    But knowing this guy, he'd probably scrub a cast-iron pan with dish soap too.
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #78
    My roommate's a bit of a neat freak and scrubs everything with dish soap until it's not sticky at all, no matter what it is.
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:03
    Re: #78
    That's fine, though.
    Restaurants do that as a matter of course.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:49
    Re: #31
    Even on IH you can use medium heat, can't you?
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:50
    Re: #76
    My roommate uses high heat. Telling them doesn't make them stop. I just want Teflon pans to be improved.
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    If it lasts six months, that's actually pretty good.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #88
    What a waste of metal, replacing it every six months.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    OP, your anger's cooling off already.
    Guess that's about as far as it went, huh.
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:59
    Re: #91
    I just figured there's no point repeating myself — doesn't mean I've actually calmed down.
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Feels like it goes bad fast if you use high heat.
    Well, just think of it as a consumable, I guess.
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #99
    Replacing it every six months is pointless anyway, so I just keep using it while seething.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Teflon Frying Pans Are Useless Garbage.”

  • Chinese Video Site ‘bilibili’ Launches Global App in Japan — Android First

    On August 19, Chinese video-sharing service “bilibili” began rolling out its global app for Android. The service stands out for letting users sign up without submitting ID verification documents, and the thread ranged from wariness toward Chinese-made apps and comparisons to Niconico’s decline, to practical speculation that YouTube’s tightened monetization rules could push long-form creators to migrate there.

    Chinese video-sharing service “bilibili” announced via its official X account on August 19 that it has begun offering a global version of its app. Only the Android version is available so far, and it can be downloaded from Google Play in Japan as well. An iOS version is expected soon.

    The company touted several features of the global version: access to videos from around the world, optimization for users in each country, and a simplified sign-up process that doesn’t require submitting identity verification documents. It says it will keep improving localization and adding features going forward.

    The global version’s icon is the same pink as the existing app, but has a small globe mark in the upper left corner to distinguish it. Bug reports and feedback are handled through the official Discord server, and the company plans to expand to more countries over time.

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:57
    Just block it already.
    Our content gets shut down
    while they get to run wild — come on.
    4AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:38
    This is basically positioned the same as TikTok, right?
    5AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:43
    Well, more video sites besides YouTube popping up is a good thing.
    6AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:10
    Niconico, which was supposed to be the original, is honestly so lame.
    Natsuno blew money on pointless stuff
    while slacking on server upgrades and system improvements,
    so everyone turned their backs and left. (Natsuno = former Niconico/Dwango chairman Nobuo Natsuno)
    8AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:48
    Re: #6
    It's not that — it's simply that they've got no customers.
    7AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:38
    I've got a huge pile of videos I favorited because they looked interesting, then never actually got around to watching.
    Just found one about a guy walking all the way from Shanghai to Shenzhen.
    https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1yh8w6RE4b/
    9AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:52
    Sounds like it's kind of a site like Niconico Seiga… (Niconico's illustration/manga-sharing platform)
    10AnonymousAug 21, 2026 02:56
    I wonder if you'd get banned for setting your birthday to 1989/06/04 or putting '8964' in your name? (references the June 4 Tiananmen Square date — a common censorship test on Chinese platforms)
    11AnonymousAug 21, 2026 03:22
    Bet someone's gonna upload Winnie the Pooh videos lol (Pooh is censored in China over memes comparing him to Xi Jinping)
    12AnonymousAug 21, 2026 03:50
    The pirated, copyright-infringing uploads on this site are insane — nothing like what you see in Japan.
    And yet it's weird that Sony has actually invested in it.
    13AnonymousAug 21, 2026 05:51
    No way I'm installing some Chinese app, too scary.
    15AnonymousAug 21, 2026 06:20
    Re: #8
    The customers left because they strangled themselves.
    16AnonymousAug 21, 2026 06:26
    Guess I should just spam '6/4 Tiananmen' everywhere then?
    17AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:33
    This is exactly why Android is no good.
    Apple, don't you dare let this through App Store review.
    18AnonymousAug 21, 2026 07:55
    Zoning out watching stuff like TikTok makes you dumber.
    20AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:18
    Feels like it'll steal your personal info, so I'm not using it.
    24AnonymousAug 21, 2026 08:50
    The original withers away while the company that copied it rakes in astronomical profits —
    that's the gap between Japan and China.
    25AnonymousAug 21, 2026 09:16
    Re: #24
    Isn't that basically what Japan was doing about 40 years ago?
    31AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:01
    Just watch bilibili inside a sandbox.
    32AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:26
    Long-form YouTube creators are pretty fed up right now, so if this becomes a place for them to migrate to, the timing might actually work out…
    Since it costs no extra effort and there's zero downside, expect a wave of creators to just cross-post to both platforms while they wait and see.
    33AnonymousAug 21, 2026 10:29
    When I hear "bilibili" I picture pirated anime uploads —
    can you actually watch the newest anime on it?
    35AnonymousAug 21, 2026 12:06
    Let's upload some Winnie the Pooh.
    37AnonymousAug 21, 2026 12:30
    Scrolling text flying across the screen is way too annoying at this point.
    38AnonymousAug 21, 2026 12:58
    From a creator's perspective, Japanese content has been stuck in its own "Galápagos" bubble, and impressions have been treated poorly on YouTube.
    With AI translation and dubbing, views should climb at least among audiences with similar grammar like Korea, or across Asian regions with high cultural familiarity, boosting playcounts
    (like how Japanese-language posts are booming overseas on X right now).
    Since both impressions and payouts weight retention heavily, long-form creators are bound to be interested.

    And since YouTube picked this exact moment to raise the monetization bar and shut the door on newcomers, new long-form creators will naturally just start out on bilibili instead.
    bilibili was definitely timing this lol
    39AnonymousAug 21, 2026 13:42
    Re: #38
    No Japanese people are gonna flock to "Buri-biri" lol
    40AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:10
    Re: #39
    Re: #39
    The monetization bar for new long-form creators just got twice as hard, and starting August 24 even existing creators face a downgrade where a click instantly counts as a view — which just tanks retention and squeezes revenue. So yeah, everyone's simply interested.
    And thanks to TikTok, both creators and viewers stopped caring ages ago about whether a platform is Chinese lol
    41AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:36
    The Japanese government knows the risks and just leaves it be — they're not just useless, they're actively harmful.
    46AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:49
    Re: #41
    In the West, individuals and groups actually keep watch on this kind of thing,
    but I never hear of Japanese people doing that.
    42AnonymousAug 21, 2026 14:46
    I don't touch software or sites made by the CCP so I don't really care, but I came by to see if there'd be any "wumao" comments here, and sure enough, there they are lol (wumao = paid pro-China internet commenters, the "50-cent army")
    43AnonymousAug 21, 2026 15:42
    Whatever happened to Niconico's patents?
    44AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:30
    I've had it installed since like 10 years ago, pretty impressive huh.
    45AnonymousAug 21, 2026 17:47
    Isn't this an illegal site that infringes copyright?
    If it lands in Japan, couldn't people sue for damages under Japanese law?
    68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:30
    Bilibili, that takes me back.
    Isn't that one of the companies from the early days of video-sharing apps?
    People can just go watch it on their own, but lately they're saying weird stuff like it's "landing in Japan."
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:28
    Re: #68
    As for services, Youku — which launched around the same time as YouTube — is probably the older one.
    Youku used to be China's leading video-sharing service, but you don't hear much about it these days.
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 15:01
    No decent Japanese person installs Chinese apps lol
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:55
    Re: #72
    TikTok apparently has over 40 million users in Japan lol.
    What even is a "decent Japanese person" lmao

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Business News+) thread「[IT] Chinese Video Site “bilibili” Launches Global App — Japan Rollout Begins with Android」.

  • On VIP, ‘Ego-chan’ Joins the Sunday ‘Tenimyu Roleplay’ Thread — Regulars Swap Fan Art and Have a Blast

    A thread for what looks like a Sunday tradition on News VIP — the “Tenimyu Roleplay” thread — went up, and regular poster “Ego-chan” and the other posters had a blast catching up and trading illustrations.

    The chat ranged from casual details like her height (154cm) and weight (45kg) to living in Aichi Prefecture and plans to attend a doujin (fan-made works) event in October. In the second half, things turned into posters drawing and showing off boy-character illustrations.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:18
    Right, Kabaji? (a Prince of Tennis catchphrase)
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:21
    Ego-chan, you doing okay?
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:23
    Re: #4
    Oh, so the ID-less guy's here
    I'm fine
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:24
    Re: #7
    Glad to hear it
    I was worried
    Also thanks for the pic! (your eyes peeking through are cute)
    I'll behave myself!
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:25
    Re: #8
    Oh, you were worried about me?
    Let's get friendly already lol
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:26
    Re: #10
    Yeah! I was worried since we've got the same "condition" (joking way of saying they're similarly odd)
    Yeah! Let's be friends? 💗
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Re: #20
    More like I could just barely see through the gap in your hair lol
    Eyes looking down, I think
    Made a really good impression on me
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #21
    Can't seem to break the habit of looking down
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Ego-chan has monolids so her eyes look kind of intense
    If I don't get a lash lift my lashes droop
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #22
    That's the cute part though?
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:36
    Height: 154cm
    Weight: 45kg
    Give or take
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:37
    Re: #23
    Yep
    Wait, didn't I already mention that before?
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:38
    Re: #26
    Really? Never heard that!
    Guess I nailed it by luck then! lol
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:38
    Re: #25
    Oh really lol
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:39
    Re: #27
    From that pic alone
    you're already my type (because you're cute)
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:41
    Re: #33
    I see
    I cut my hair short so washing it got way easier, so I'm happy about that
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:40
    Ego-chan, have you been on VIP for like 10 years?
    I'm a 🦠 (germ)!
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:43
    Re: #35
    What does that mean lol
    An amoeba?
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:42
    Re: #37
    Yeah, that's right
    Thinned it out so it's lighter now I guess
    Going back to black though, right?
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:43
    Re: #38
    It's lighter now
    I figure black is fine except when I've got an event
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:45
    Re: #41
    Wait, you do events?!
    I don't use X (Twitter) so I have no idea what's going on
    That's awesome! I wanna see event photos!
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:46
    Re: #45
    Just make an account already
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:48
    Re: #45
    I've got a doujin event in October and an illustration exhibition in December, so I'll dye my hair again around then~
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:44
    Re: #39
    Searched "bacteria" and this popped up lol
    🦠
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:45
    Re: #42
    Bacteria (saikin)? Oh, you mean "recently" (also pronounced saikin)?
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:44
    Nobody wants to play Tenimyu roleplay with me anymore
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:56
    Re: #43
    The old guys around here don't even know what Tenimyu is
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:49
    Re: #48
    Whoa, that's amazing!
    I wanna see your art!
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:51
    Re: #50
    I can show you my art
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:53
    Guess I'll go ahead and send some art to the No-ID guy
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:56
    Re: #58
    What do you mean?
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:54
    Ego-chan, you're in Aichi?
    I'm in Tokyo so
    that's so faaar!!
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:58
    Re: #60
    Yep, Aichi. That is far
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:58
    Currently in drawing mode, please hold on a moment.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 16:59
    Re: #65
    Ah I see — but I feel like we'd get along
    (in more ways than one)
    Re: #66
    Yeah!
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:20
    Wait, you're actually taking the time
    to draw it properly? What a solid person
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:23
    Re: #76
    Thanks lol
    For now I'm drawing it to look like a boy
    Hang tight a sec
    85AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:40
    Re: #83
    It looks so much like him lol
    This is insane
    Ego-chan, right now
    you're the #1 girl on VIP
    🐶!
    I've fallen for you!
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:41
    Re: #85
    Thanks~
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:43
    Re: #89
    Can you fall for me too?
    (just between us, since we've got the same "condition," I feel an instant bond!)
    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:45
    Re: #90
    I'll just consider you a fellow member
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 17:46
    Re: #90
    You seriously have talent for drawing

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “I’m Ego-chan, and Since It’s Sunday, Let’s Play Tenimyu Roleplay”.

  • Saint Seiya “Weakest Gold Saint” Debate — 5ch: “15 Hits? That’s Just Waiting for You to Surrender”

    A claim that “Milo might be the weakest Gold Saint” in Saint Seiya sparked a lively debate on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board.

    Starting from whether it’s really fair that his Antares needs 15 hits to finish an enemy off, the thread spiraled into Death Mask’s fitness for the Underworld, Aiolos’s lack of named techniques, and even a “weakest four” theory covering Cancer, Pisces, Taurus, and Scorpio.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:14
    So apparently he can't beat an enemy unless he lands 15 hits or something?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:17
    "Guaranteed to kill after 15 hits" sounds strong on paper, but you'd die just as dead from 15 hits of Rozan Shouryuuha (Rising Dragon), too.
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:25
    Re: #6
    Re: #1
    The 15 hits are just him waiting for you to surrender. If he actually wanted to, he could land Antares on the very first strike.
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:07
    Re: #6
    The same move doesn't work twice on a Saint, you know.
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:20
    Isn't Death Mask basically an instant win as long as he manages to send you to the afterlife?
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:22
    Re: #10
    When you remember a Gold Saint's real job is fighting the Underworld, that "technique" turns out to be completely useless.
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:24
    Come to think of it, is Death Mask — who's totally fine going to the Underworld — the only Gold Saint who can fight a Specter on equal footing?
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #13
    Uh, Shaka exists.
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:36
    Re: #13
    Everyone's fine once inside the Underworld. You only get debuffed if your Cloth hasn't received Athena's blood at the castle just before the entrance.
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:27
    Wait, why would Saints based on Greek mythology send anyone to Yomotsu Hirasaka (the gateway to Japan's underworld) in the first place? Just use Tartarus or something.
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:29
    Re: #18
    That's the limit of creator Kurumada-sensei's mythology knowledge.
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    Re: #18
    Well, there's Shaka (Buddha) too. Greek gods run the show in that world, but Asian religions seem to have their own separate thing going on apart from the gods — not totally clear how, though.
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:01
    Re: #18
    Let's not start trash-talking Krishna and his whole Kundalini speech…
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:30
    Didn't Greek mythology have something like the Izanami and Izanagi story too?
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:31
    Re: #23
    You're thinking of the tale of Orpheus, the strongest Silver Saint.
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:31
    Normally a move stops working once the opponent's seen it, yet this guy needs a full 15 hits to close the deal? What a scrub.
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:33
    Re: #26
    Only needing 15 hits to land sounds easy enough. Lightning Bolt takes way more attempts than that.
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:32
    He's only splitting it into 15 hits out of mercy, to give the enemy a chance to surrender — he could finish it in one shot if he wanted.
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Re: #29
    Exactly. That's purely Milo's mercy talking — he's choosing to spread it over 15 hits.
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:34
    Was Afrodite actually being toyed with? Wasn't that the first time Shun — who never does anything but toy with people — fought seriously from the very start?
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:39
    Re: #36
    Shun, who's secretly the strongest, was using Nebula Storm, so yeah, he's no pushover.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:35
    In the end they all got broken through anyway, so they lost, right?
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:41
    Re: #42
    More like Milo wasn't entirely against letting them through. The only ones who truly meant to stop them were maybe Cancer, Shaka, and Afrodite?
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:52
    Re: #42
    To begin with, half of them already suspected the Pope, so they weren't even defending seriously.
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:42
    Back when this ran in the magazine, there were probably kids who genuinely thought Unicorn (Jabu) was going to be the rival character.
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #50
    Thought he'd turn out like Kenzaki from Ring ni Kakero, but he was Ishimatsu all along… 😞 (both boxing-manga characters — one's a real rival, the other's comic relief)
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:10
    Re: #50
    Pegasus and Unicorn, both horses — it really does read as an obvious rival setup. He probably just flopped in popularity during the first tournament arc and got demoted to background cast.
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:51
    Capricorn's weak — all he's got is Excalibur, and that basically never lands on anyone of equal rank or higher.
    62AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:55
    Re: #56
    You disrespecting Jumping Stone or something?
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:55
    Aiolos took a fatal wound from a roughly 10-year-old Shura who wasn't even a Gold Saint yet — he's the weakest.
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:58
    Re: #61
    He was holding baby Athena the entire time, though.
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:02
    Re: #61
    Shura was already a Gold Saint by that point.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    Even among the four weakest candidates:
    Cancer — can warp to the Underworld
    Pisces — can heal
    Taurus — can dodge like a turtle
    Scorpio — a meathead whose own technique is garbage

    that's basically how it shakes out.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:00
    Re: #64
    Milo gets retconned into some brainless meathead in Soul of Gold and stuff, but if he really were a meathead he wouldn't have let Hyoga through, and he wouldn't have let Kanon off either.
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:56
    When two Gold Saints fight each other it ends in a stalemate (like a repetition draw in shogi) — even Shaka ended in one, against either Aiolia or Aiolos, I think.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:57
    Re: #65
    What's a "stalemate draw" here? What do they do about bathroom breaks?
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:05
    Well, Aiolos doesn't really have any named techniques.
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:06
    Re: #82
    He's got a minor move called Shadow Arrow that locks down the opponent's movement.
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #82
    He's got Atomic Thunderbolt, come on.
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:07
    Sekishiki Meikaiha (Corpse-Mass Underworld Wave) is supposed to be an instant kill and ridiculously strong, yet…
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:08
    Re: #91
    Isn't it basically just a Niflheim situation? (a supposed instant-kill spell that famously fizzles on strong enemies, from Dragon Quest)
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 20:09
    Re: #91
    It's just Death Mask himself who's pathetic — every generation's Cancer Saint has been a genuinely strong character.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Is Milo the Weakest Gold Saint?

  • Mac or Makudo? NanG’s Great Abbreviation War Gets Stopped Cold by ‘Donki’

    A casual thread on the Nandemo Jikkyo (NanG) board that started out swapping store-name abbreviations like “Famima” (FamilyMart), “Misudo” (Mister Donut), and “Donki” (Don Quijote) somehow snowballed into a full-blown Kanto-vs-Kansai showdown over “Mac” vs. “Makudo” — the two rival ways of shortening McDonald’s.

    What began as a logical back-and-forth over whether “Mac” refers to the product or the store name soon heated up, spiraling into regional trash-talk with jabs like “Tokyo doesn’t even have a culture of its own.”

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:46
    Me: "Famima…"
    Kanto guy: "Guh?!"
    Me: "Final technique… Misudo (Mister Donut)…!"
    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:46
    Misudo → 'Missu'

    Kanto people are straight-up unhinged (shortening Mister Donut even further)
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    Re: #2 Thanks, Missu
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:49
    Even the official ads used to say stuff like "If you've got 100 yen, let's go to Mac."
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:50
    Wait, in Kansai do they officially write "Big Mac" as "Big Makudo"?
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    Re: #12
    That's the product name, per the usual reminder
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    So Kansai people say "Big Makudo"? lol
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:53
    Re: #15
    That's the product name, though? Nobody's saying "Makku Donaldo"
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:54
    Actually, according to a recent survey even Kansai teens and twenty-somethings are switching over to just saying "Mac" now.
    It's only the old geezers and grannies still going "Makudo, Makudo."
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:03
    Re: #25
    Honestly Kansai's gotten really obvious about this lately
    The young kids genuinely sound like they're speaking half-Tokyo dialect
    It's the middle-aged folks who still use real Kansai dialect
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:55
    By that logic shouldn't it be "Donkiho"?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:56
    Re: #27
    It's Don Quijote, though?
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:02
    Famima, Mac, Misudo, and Donki are all abbreviations the companies themselves use officially, right?
    Does McDonald's official branding ever actually use the word "Makudo"?
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:06

    (the obligatory image drop)
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:18
    "Prefectures with the worst personalities" — I wonder which one's #1
    https://nova.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/livegalileo/1787403634/
    125AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:20
    Re: #122
    Tokyoites really do love their rankings, huh
    They're the only ones in Japan who seem into rankings like this
    People from every other prefecture don't seem nearly as interested

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (NanG) thread “Kanto guy: “Makudo, lol, it’s Mac lol” / Me: mutters “Donki” / Kanto guy: “Wh—?!?!”“.

  • “We Wanted to Feel That Sense of Unity”: Fukuoka Biker Gang Ditches Motorcycles (Wallets and All) Mid-Chase, Then Turns Themselves In

    In Miyama, Fukuoka Prefecture, four men aged 18 to 19 were referred to prosecutors after repeatedly weaving through traffic and running red lights on motorcycles. When a patrol car gave chase, they abandoned their bikes—wallets and all—and fled on foot, but it later emerged that they turned themselves in to police, saying they “figured they’d give it back.” On 5ch, the discussion ranged from exasperation at the young men’s selfishness, to whether penalties should be toughened, to whether the responsibility for discipline lies with the family or the schools.

    This footage was filmed in Miyama, Fukuoka Prefecture.

    A motorcycle weaves back and forth, drifting into the oncoming lane. Another bike then appears, and together they ride straight through a red light at an intersection.

    Four men aged 18 to 19 were referred to prosecutors on suspicion of this kind of reckless driving.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:06
    Bet he's got a tattoo
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:30
    Re: #3
    He might not even have 5,000 yen on him
    5AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:08
    Isn't this guy just too dumb?
    Also, his buddies are probably gonna rough him up for this later
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:09
    Re: #5
    I bet his buddies are on the same level
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:13
    Why not just make the penalties harsher?
    They should confiscate modified bikes and make traffic prison the default sentence
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:21
    Re: #23
    Rather than harsher penalties, it'd be better to write clear legal standards for measuring noise levels, and revise the law so police can force a stop—even by methods that risk a fatal accident—on people who ignore a stop order and try to flee.
    Harsher punishment doesn't really deter crime.
    What works is making sure they get caught, that they can't get away.
    If getting caught is guaranteed, the crime stops being worth it, and fewer people will do it
    111AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:40
    Re: #49
    No way you can allow forced stops for something that won't even get harshly punished once you catch them.
    Harsher penalties have to come first
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:15
    IQ of zero, probably
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:19
    Re: #26
    Zero is impossible, though
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:31
    Re: #26
    It's negative! ("yaken" — Kyushu dialect for "because")
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:24
    Kids with no place to belong, driven to despair by unfair adults, huddling together and feeling that bond as they race down the one-way street of youth, right?
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:28
    Re: #58
    If you want to huddle together, go do some charity work instead 😜
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:27
    Let's not create any differences, let's make everyone equal.
    Teachers mustn't scold kids because it might count as harassment.
    Let's protect the kids who are bad at sports.
    The result: kids with dulled intellect and ability get mass-produced—less like bean sprouts and more like thin, flimsy processed konjac noodles. Well, you could see this coming a mile away… 😮‍💨
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:28
    Re: #70
    That's exactly why it's not a teacher problem, it's a family problem—it's on the parents. You're missing the point
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:27
    Classic case of getting a job at a local construction firm and turning into a delinquent ("DQN")
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:31
    Re: #72
    Decent paycheck, a pretty wife and kids,
    owns a home, living happily
    lots of hometown friends too
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:34
    Re: #76
    Decent parents don't teach their kids to misbehave. You're missing the point
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:42
    Amazing, isn't it—schools treat young people like customers these days, so they just keep acting like customers no matter what
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:49
    If the police were serious about catching them, I bet they could identify the culprits just by analyzing the footage—but they're actually pretty soft on bosozoku (biker gangs).
    When someone waltzes in to turn themselves in like this, all they can do is roll up the rest of the gang one by one
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 18:51
    Re: #132
    They cover their faces though—usually wrapping a bandana around their mouth or wearing a mask
    150AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:01
    So, do they actually get the stuff the police seized back?
    184AnonymousAug 23, 2026 19:16
    Re: #150
    Evidence items generally get returned once the whole investigation wraps up and the sentence (or disposition) is finalized

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Fukuoka] “Wanted to feel that sense of unity as we all rode wild together”—Bikers flee patrol car, ditch motorcycles with wallets still inside…turn themselves in, saying “I figured they’d give it back”.”

  • El Niño Forecast to Reach “Historic Strength” in Late 2026 — 5ch: “Supposed to Be a Cool Summer, But It’s Hot Again This Year”

    El Niño — the ongoing pattern of above-average sea surface temperatures across the equatorial Pacific — is forecast to reach historic strength between fall and winter 2026.

    On 5ch, users expressed confusion that despite El Niño years typically bringing cooler summers, hot days continued in western Japan and Tokyo this year, with some pointing to jet stream meandering as the cause.

    El Niño continues to develop, and is forecast to reach historic strength in the latter half of 2026

    El Niño is a phenomenon in which sea surface temperatures remain higher than average across a band of the equatorial Pacific stretching from near the International Date Line to the coast of South America, and it causes extreme weather worldwide, including in Japan.

    El Niño conditions have persisted since spring 2026, and are forecast to reach historic strength from fall into winter.

    Source: severe-weather.eu / Original article here

    3AnonymousAug 19, 2026 22:16
    With El Niño, Japan's supposed to get a nice cool summer and mild winter
    5AnonymousAug 20, 2026 00:50
    Re: #3
    West Japan was hot again this year too
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 01:10
    Japan's supposed to be having a cool summer though
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 02:57
    Re: #7
    East Japan's been relatively mild. I mean, it's still hitting 30°C+ every single day, so it's a heatwave compared to Showa-era summers, but still
    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 03:34
    Re: #11
    Why was West Japan so brutally hot?
    71AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:20
    Re: #11
    Even in Tokyo there were a lot of days without "tropical nights" this year (nights that stay above 25°C) — almost felt cold
    9AnonymousAug 20, 2026 02:02
    Re: #7
    Feels like the Earth got an update and is behaving differently from the old patterns
    13AnonymousAug 20, 2026 04:20
    Re: #5
    That's not El Niño's fault — it's the jet stream meandering that's causing it
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 06:51
    Last year even in the city we got almost 2 meters of snowfall — it came down like crazy. Hoping for next to no snow this year
    16AnonymousAug 20, 2026 07:56
    Apparently the high hit 25°C inside the Arctic Circle
    65AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:20
    If it's El Niño it should mean a cool summer and warm winter… but summer's hot
    67AnonymousAug 20, 2026 17:35
    Re: #65
    Still better than the last couple years though. The point is, even a "cool summer" is this hot now
    75AnonymousAug 21, 2026 21:42
    Chiba's going to end up underwater again at this rate
    76AnonymousAug 21, 2026 22:21
    Re: #75
    Why not just drain the gas out of the South Kanto gas field and fill it with water instead?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Weather] El Niño continues to develop, forecast to reach historic strength in the latter half of 2026.”