Grumbling Grows Over Stagnant Index Funds on 5ch: “They Say Good Investing Is Boring, But…”

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The story

An investing thread went up on 5ch’s “Whatever’s Live G” board. It kicked off when the OP complained that world-stock index funds like eMAXIS Slim All Country (“Orukan”) had spent the past several months just bouncing up and down without any real gains, griping that it was “mind-numbingly boring.” Replies poured in: some said it still beat a savings account or Japanese government bonds, others pointed to people who’d lost big on individual stocks or Chinese-equity funds and argued “boring is better.” Meanwhile the OP kept admitting they couldn’t stop checking the daily price swings. The debate also touched on past downturns that eventually recovered after dozens of months, as well as worries about Japan’s shrinking population down the line — leaving the thread split over how to read a short-term stall.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:41
Seems like it's just been alternating between gains and losses for months without any real upward movement.
This is mind-numbingly boring.
2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:42
A savings account would be better at this point.
7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:47
Re: #2
Nah, it's still better than a savings account.
That's how low savings interest rates are.
12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
Re: #2
Come on, that's a stretch.
3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:43
If you're invested in the US, you're not affected by yen appreciation/depreciation, so depending on the situation it can beat plain savings.
Though if you could be certain something's going to rise, FX trading would beat investing anyway.
10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
Re: #3
Doesn't matter to me — I live in Japan and get hit by yen swings either way…
Got wrecked recently when the yen strengthened and my assets' value tanked.
4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
Yeah it's boring, I switched to government bonds.
16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:52
Re: #4
Apparently government bonds beat a term deposit by a long shot.
I want to recommend them to my parents too.
5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:44
Plenty of people blow up trading individual stocks, so if it's boring, that means it's a good investment.
If you're not a full-time investor, just being able to leave it alone is already a benefit.
For every winner you see bragging on social media, there are twice as many who got wiped out.
18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:55
Re: #5
They say good investing is boring investing, but…
Seeing it genuinely not go up for months straight, the boredom actually hurts.
I guess I should be glad it's not down 10% or something.
6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:47
Whether it's fun or not has nothing to do with it.
19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:56
Re: #6
Still, if I'm doing it anyway, I'd rather it be fun.
It'd be fun if it just kept climbing steadily upward.
40AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:13
Re: #19
There is one.
A savings account (lol).
The balance only ever goes up.
What it's actually worth is another story.
8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:48
It's definitely better than a savings account — building wealth has nothing to do with whether it's fun.
If you're looking at it as gambling, sure, it's boring.
23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:59
Re: #8
I'm bad at gambling anyway.
I started investing because I heard it's positive-sum, unlike gambling.
But it's grown so little I genuinely can't feel any progress, and it's starting to wear on me.
9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:48
If it's money just sitting in savings, you'd be better off switching it into something like Orukan (an all-world index fund).
24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:01
Re: #9
I think so too.
Though since the principal isn't guaranteed, it's rough when it dips below what you put in.
11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:49
If you look at it on a monthly chart, it somehow feels better 🤗
30AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:04
Re: #11
Even on the monthly chart it's been nothing but losses lately, no gains at all…
I dumped a big lump sum in back in July and it's still in the red. Painful.
13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:50
This isn't something you do based on whether it's boring or not.
If you can profit without lifting a finger, that's the best outcome there is.
33AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:05
Re: #13
Fine if it's actually profitable, but…
It's been flat or slightly down for months now and it's making me anxious.
15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:51
If you're going the savings route, an MRF (money reserve fund) pays better interest.
36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:09
Re: #15
Is my understanding right that an MRF is basically a brokerage-account version of a savings deposit?
If so, an index fund still looks like it'd have better returns.
21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 13:58
Then go play slot machines instead.
Turned 3,000 yen into 70,000 — grows way faster than investing.
41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:13
Re: #21
Don't you need good dynamic vision to win at slots?
No way, no way, no way — I'm slow as a snail.
25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:02
Real talk, you're not supposed to check it every month.
Put your money in and go unconscious — that's the correct move.
45AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:16
Re: #25
Forget monthly, I end up checking it every single day.
Though right now I'm avoiding logging in because of the whole PHP thing.
27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:03
Didn't want to do what everyone else was doing, so I bought a Chinese-stock mutual fund — it's down 50% in three months. Hilarious.
47AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:19
Re: #27
I've played it safe and only buy Orukan.
People often call it a "worse version of the S&P," but it's diversified, so this should be fine, right?
29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:04
Put 70% in index funds and 30% in individual stocks, and have fun trading the rest around.
51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:25
Re: #29
Might be worth dipping a toe into individual stocks.
Wonder if there's anything interesting out there.
32AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:05
I had money in the US market but it looked like intervention was coming, so I cashed out while I was ahead.
That said, I've got zero desire to invest in damn Japan either, so right now it's all sitting in savings.
53AnonymousOct 22, 2026 14:26
Re: #32
Nice.
If you've got enough saved up, couldn't you just live off savings and government bonds alone?
89AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:04
They say index investing is stable, but…
It's totally possible there's a huge crash right when you all turn 60, and stocks don't recover for 30 years.
91AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:06
Re: #89
By the time I'm 60 it'll have grown 20x, so even if it gets cut in half, I'll be totally fine.
99AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:13
Re: #89
Investing means betting where the expected value is high.
If it's a bet where there's a 70% chance you get 1 million yen but a 30% chance you lose 1 million yen, you'd take it, right?
If you're unlucky enough to draw that 30%, just accept it.
95AnonymousOct 22, 2026 15:11
Do your playing around with points-based investing (using reward points instead of real cash) and HODL the actual index funds.

Background and Points of Debate

Index investing is a strategy built around steadily contributing without trying to read the market, which assumes you won’t sweat short-term price swings. But as new NISA (Japan’s tax-free investment program) has pulled in more individual investors, threads like this one — full of people anxious about day-to-day price moves — have become more common. What split this thread was how to judge a stall lasting several months. On one side, posts like #22 (not included here) and #44 take the long view, pointing out that there have been downturns lasting dozens of months before, but the market always recovered eventually. On the other, the concern in #89 that Japan’s shrinking population is a structural reason the market might never recover. Both are predictions about the future that can’t be ruled out, and the thread itself never settled the question. Meanwhile, the argument from #13 and #8 that “whether it’s boring or not has nothing to do with whether it builds wealth” holds up as a sound investing principle — but as shown by #27’s Chinese-stock mutual fund crash, straying into individual stocks can turn a situation from merely “boring” into something far worse.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Whatever’s Live G) thread “Index Investing, or That Mind-Numbingly Boring Way to Invest.”

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