Intel Stock Crashes 31% Overnight — 5ch: “Give Me My Money Back”

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The story

A thread on 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo board) was buzzing over news that chip giant Intel’s stock had plunged 31% overnight. The trigger was Intel’s guidance for the next three months coming in below market expectations, which reportedly sent AI-related stocks across the board tumbling, not just Intel’s. Posters traded opinions on whether to cut losses on NISA (Japan’s tax-free investment account) holdings, what might happen to chipmaker Kioxia, and whether massive AI investments can actually turn a profit — with plenty of comments declaring “the AI bubble is over.”

What people said

1AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:06
This chart's starting to look like a fishing rod 😭
3AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:06
How did it come to this? 😮
6AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:07
A down-and-out guy ("weak man" slang), crying, says: ↓
9AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:07
Re: #6
Give me my money back 😭
8AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:07
Because they announced a gloomy outlook for the next three months
12AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:08
This means another crash on Monday
Gonna finish off everyone who's been averaging down on Kioxia
13AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:08
Honestly it's not just Intel, everything's dropping hard
AI stocks went up for no real reason, so it makes sense they're dropping for no real reason too
15AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:08
Only the guys who can buy the dip right now get to become stock-market millionaires
17AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:09
👇 A loser panicking because chip stocks won't stop falling
18AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:09
I mean, it was only around $20 three years ago, so it was probably overpriced anyway
19AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:09
Even when earnings are good the stock still drops
It's truly over
22AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:10
Companies with real substance are the strong ones after all
25AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:10
Should I go ahead and cut my losses on my NISA holdings soon?
27AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:11
Re: #25
This time it genuinely looks bad, no joke
55AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:26
Re: #25
It's not cutting losses, it's locking in profits
29AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:11
Should I sell now while my NISA account still has unrealized gains?
30AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:11
AI's going to have to start charging for everything too, right?
Even Anthropic's interest payments are apparently so brutal that making AI actually profitable looks nearly hopeless
This is the end of the AI bubble
35AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:13
Re: #30
They poured in such an insane amount of money, there's no way they recoup it
31AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:11
Anyone who doesn't call it "SI" is the enemy
32AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:11
Re: #27
Well then, let's just dollar-cost average, shall we~ (riffing on a well-known meme phrase)
33AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:12
No way, that's gotta be fake
Does the US even have daily limit-down halts like that?
34AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:12
It's not just Intel, every AI-related stock is going over Niagara Falls (slang for a straight vertical crash)
38AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:13
Re: #34
Well yeah, because the AI sector's core players have been downgraded all the way to junk-bond status.
And Congress has flat-out declared they're not bailing anyone out
36AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:13
Funny how this wrecked Japanese stocks yesterday too
Even in the stock market, you can never defy the almighty USA
37AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:13
I don't
really get it, but what happens next?
39AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:13
What happened to Kioxia?
63AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:31
Re: #39
So-so

64AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:32
Re: #63
I wonder if the guy who bought Kioxia at its all-time high is still breathing…
65AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:32
Re: #63
If you adjust for the stock split
how much is this actually worth now
40AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:14
I won't go so far as to totally reject AI, but pouring everything into it at the cost of actual human lives was insane
41AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:15
Re: #40
Seriously, this
It's just tormenting humanity…
42AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:15
Re: #35
The interest payments are so brutal there's nothing to be done
If they cut rates, inflation goes hyper
Just give up
43AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:16
AI: "Pay up… pay up… I'll take everything from you worthless humans… heh heh heh"

Worthless human: "Wait, isn't AI actually a cost-ineffective waste of money?"

AI: "?!" ← we are here
44AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:17
Re: #43
Took you long enough to notice 😡
46AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:20
Can the NISA S&P 500 crowd be saved?
47AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:21
Re: #46
If this is where it bottoms out, it'll probably be fine
If it drops again, there's nothing left to do but cut losses
68AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:35
Huh
What are the Kioxia holders doing right now?
74AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:41
Re: #68
Before earnings they were dreaming of a huge rally
75AnonymousOct 31, 2026 16:42
Re: #74
Lmao, total opposite of reality

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

The broad sell-off in AI-related stocks triggered by Intel’s earnings report reflects a backdrop of several years of AI-boom stock gains that ran ahead of actual demand, driven largely by expectations. Thread posters split roughly into two camps: those who viewed the drop as “a correction for stock prices that had risen too far,” and those who saw it as “the start of a bubble bursting because AI investment can’t be monetized.” Many individual investors holding U.S. stocks or AI-related funds through NISA (Japan’s tax-free small-investment program) voiced concern over whether to cut their losses, highlighting how closely personal asset-building is now tied to swings in AI-related stocks. That said, the decline percentages and explanations discussed in this thread reflect only how 5ch users interpreted the news — for accurate figures and background, it’s best to check each company’s earnings materials and independent market analysis.

*This article is composed as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo board) thread “[Great News] Intel Stock Drops 31% Overnight ❤.”

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