Hiroyuki: My Assets Are Growing “While I Just Sleep”

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The story

Hiroyuki revealed that after shifting his assets into the eurozone and US dollar zone starting in 2015, his yen-denominated wealth grew 70% “just from sleeping.” The surge was compounded by sharp share-price gains at Louis Vuitton and Hermès, companies he’d invested in. On 5ch, the news sparked a mix of envy and criticism tied to his long-unpaid damages case.

Addressing the accelerating yen depreciation, Hiroyuki said: “I moved my assets into the eurozone and the US dollar zone back in 2015, so my yen-denominated assets have grown 70% just from sleeping.”

He also reported: “Louis Vuitton, one of the companies I invested in, has tripled its share price. Christian Dior is up 2.5x. Hermès is up 10x…”

Last December, appearing on Nippon Broadcasting’s “Izumi Fusaho’s Passion Radio,” Hiroyuki said: “I moved abroad about 10 years ago, and back then it was around 120 yen to the euro. Now it’s 180 yen. Since I moved most of my assets to Europe around that time, they’ve grown 50% over 10 years without me doing anything.”

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

4AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:44
Then just keep sleeping
20AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:53
Re: #4

LOL LOL ("wara" is Japanese netspeak for laughter, like "lol")
6AnonymousAug 19, 2026 13:51
Then pay up your damages already
59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 13:51
Re: #6
He literally turned "contacting creditors and paying off the damages" into a travel-vlog content series, didn't he?
How old is that joke, grandpa?
61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:03
Re: #6
Wasn't Hiroyuki's whole damages case just about him not disclosing the poster's IP (more precisely, not disclosing it to the standard of proof he personally demanded)?
Isn't it actually the original poster who's supposed to pay, not him?
7AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:08
Hiroyuki refuses one "skipped-out damages" claim as "not owed" in TV show project to repay debts… victim presented "objective evidence" but got no response
https://www.ben54.jp/news/3035
11AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:27
He lives in the eurozone, so converting it to yen is meaningless.
12AnonymousAug 19, 2026 14:29
As long as you don't realize the profit and cash out, you don't get taxed
You can just sell off what you need bit by bit
I messed up buying my gold bullion as a single 500g ingot
It unexpectedly shot up 300% in value
Selling bullion off in pieces is a real pain, you know
14AnonymousAug 19, 2026 15:56
I get unemployment benefits just by sleeping too
15AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:10
Same story as me
Just got lucky

Well, you need real ability as a base
otherwise
you'll never build up the capital to invest in the first place
16AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:19
Re: #1
If it's still positive after subtracting living expenses, then sure, your assets grow while you sleep — but what's the reality?
17AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:22
I've had assets sitting in Japan since I was born too, so converted into Turkish lira, my assets have grown about 30x over the past 20 years just from sleeping
19AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:45
99% of influencers' flashy "look how rich I am" posturing is a lie
21AnonymousAug 19, 2026 16:54
I bought "Orukan" (nickname for the popular eMAXIS Slim All Country index fund) but it tanks hard whenever the yen strengthens.
A cheap yen sucks, but watching your valuation drop is rough too.
22AnonymousAug 19, 2026 17:10
There's nothing left worth buying with yen anymore, so what's even the point
23AnonymousAug 19, 2026 18:12
Society keeps coddling Hiroyuki, so this guy's assets just keep growing
25AnonymousAug 19, 2026 18:28
Well, that's something even an ordinary person would think to do
26AnonymousAug 19, 2026 19:18
Says the guy who's out there doing lecture gigs for pocket change
29AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:47
How the heck did he manage to move that much money out of Japan anyway?
32AnonymousAug 19, 2026 23:21
Re: #29
He's only talking percentages, so there's no way to know how much he actually invested or how much he made
30AnonymousAug 19, 2026 20:52
If Hiroyuki keeps publicly saying he's got money rolling in, and people keep asking "then why aren't you paying your damages?"
he'll probably just vanish before long lol
36AnonymousAug 20, 2026 07:20
Forex gains get taxed as miscellaneous income, and given how massive Hiroyuki's assets must be
he'd better be handing over 45% of it in tax
37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 07:25
Re: #36
It's already gotten a corrective recommendation, so it'll probably get scrapped eventually
39AnonymousAug 20, 2026 07:46
If the yen strengthens from here on out
his assets could start shrinking while he sleeps
42AnonymousAug 20, 2026 08:15
Re: #39
Something like 105 yen [to the dollar] from the early COVID days just isn't happening again

Background and Key Points

Hiroyuki is Hiroyuki Nishimura, founder of 2channel (now 5channel) and current owner of 4chan. He is a fixture of Japanese online culture and TV commentary, but he is also a long-running defendant in defamation and damages litigation stemming from posts on his boards; Japanese courts have repeatedly ordered him to pay plaintiffs, and he has a public reputation for slow-walking or refusing payment, including one case where he framed “seeking out creditors to pay them” as travel-vlog content. His remarks here are about currency, not investment skill: he moved assets to the eurozone/dollar zone around 2015-2016, when the yen traded near 120/euro; it has since weakened to roughly 180/euro, a decline of about a third, which mechanically inflates the yen value of anything held in euros or dollars even with zero investment return. He separately mentioned equity gains in luxury names (LVMH, Dior, Hermès), which is a distinct, skill-dependent gain layered on top of the currency effect.

The thread’s disagreement isn’t really about the math — commenters mostly accept the yen-depreciation logic (post 11, 12, 17 extend it with their own examples) — it splits on motive and fairness: whether flaunting overseas gains while dodging domestic damages payments (posts 6, 30, 36) is hypocritical, versus whether the damages claims themselves are legitimate in the first place (post 61 disputes the premise of the case entirely).

What the thread never addresses is tax exposure: unrealized currency and share gains aren’t taxed in Japan until realized (post 12 alludes to this), so the “70% growth” is a paper figure, not income he owes tax on yet — undercutting the “he should pay 45% tax” demand in post 36, which conflates unrealized gains with taxable income.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Business News+) thread “[Entrepreneur] Hiroyuki: My Assets Are Growing “While I Just Sleep”.”

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