Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Kei Nishikori’s Retirement Ceremony Gets a Message From the ‘Big Four’ — 5ch: ‘Nishikori, Strongest Man in the Human World’

    On October 6, men’s tennis player Kei Nishikori (36) appeared at his retirement ceremony at Tokyo’s Ariake Coliseum, where he received a message from a player of the “Big Four” generation. Nishikori lost in the first round of the Japan Open on the 1st to Frances Tiafoe, closing out a 19-year professional career. On 5ch, while the identity of the sender was still being withheld, posters speculated it might be Shuzo Matsuoka or Shohei Ohtani; once the real identity was revealed, opinions split based on the two players’ head-to-head record.

    Kei Nishikori — Message From a ‘Major Star’ at Retirement Ceremony: “I’m so happy… I almost cried”

    Kei Nishikori (36, Uniqlo), former world No. 4 in men’s tennis, appeared at his retirement ceremony on the 6th at Tokyo’s Ariake Coliseum. Honoring Nishikori’s career, a member of the golden-era “Big Four” sent him a message.

    On the 1st, Nishikori lost 4-6, 4-6 to second seed Frances Tiafoe in the first round of the Japan Open (Tokyo, Ariake), bringing his 19-year career to a close.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:31
    Hoping for Federer too might be asking for a bit too much, huh
    4AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:31
    Look closely, that's just Hasegawa Arlea Jasur (a Japanese TV personality of Uzbek descent, often jokingly compared to celebrities because of his looks)
    5AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:31
    Leaving out Federer is like ordering a McDonald's burger with 'that' left out
    98AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Re: #5
    Now I'm too curious what got left out — slept like a baby (yeah right)
    7AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:32
    Isn't it someone like Navratilova…?
    8AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:32
    Oh, Djokovic actually sent a comment?
    Nice
    10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:33
    Re: #8
    Probably the Uniqlo connection
    84AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:16
    Re: #8
    Djokovic's impulsive and stirs up plenty of controversy, but he's also got a lot of genuinely nice-guy stories.
    Passionate, for better or worse.
    13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:35
    If he loved tennis that much, he should've trained properly and really committed to it around age 30
    16AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:36
    Figured it'd just be Shuzo Matsuoka, but it turned out to be an actual big name — lol
    18AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:36
    Re: #10
    Federer too, though
    96AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Re: #18
    There's apparently another Nishikori event on Sunday, and word is Federer's coming to that one instead
    24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:40
    I half-expected it to be Björn Borg, John McEnroe, or Jimmy Connors
    25AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:40
    Federer: "Who are you?"
    26AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:41
    O-oh, is that… Ohtani?
    34AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:47
    Re: #26
    It's Sakamoto, from the Yomiuri Giants
    27AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:41
    Never seen a player fall off this fast
    28AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:43
    Well, if the Big Four hadn't existed,
    he probably would've won a Grand Slam or two.

    Because he's the strongest in the human world, after all
    29AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:43
    My own biased image was that Federer would be the type to properly do something like this while Djokovic wouldn't bother — turns out it's the opposite
    30AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:43
    Even in his prime, he couldn't lay a finger on Djokovic
    39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:50
    Re: #30
    But I'll never forget that US Open semifinal.
    I genuinely thought beating Djokovic meant he'd won the whole tournament.
    31AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:44
    And then at the end Aja Kong (the famous Japanese pro wrestler) showed up and said 'don't you dare underestimate me'
    33AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:45
    What about a message from Ai Fukuhara?' (the table-tennis star)
    35AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:47
    What, no comment from Federer? He's the one who said Nishikori's tennis was the most fun to watch out of any player's
    37AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:47
    Federer got taken down?? And he was supposed to be the [weakest] one of the Big Four… (riffing on the old anime cliché 'He was defeated?! He was the weakest of the Four Heavenly Kings…')
    38AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:49
    They said 'major star' so I figured it was Andre [Agassi]
    44AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:53
    He looked like Joe Torre, the former Yankees manager
    What about Roger Federer?
    47AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:55
    Did Nishikori's matches even air on TV?
    I've never once seen one
    55AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:59
    Re: #47
    The Australian Open and Wimbledon aired on NHK terrestrial, live or recorded, so you could've watched if you wanted to.
    But tennis match times only get set the day before, so you'd miss it if you weren't checking closely lol
    82AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:15
    Re: #47
    Tennis fans would know, but it was on constantly — to the point it'd get called 'Ohtani harassment' by today's standards.
    Counting the BS satellite channels, every tournament he entered got coverage.
    It was all over the news too.
    48AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:55
    Federer's actually coming to Japan in a few days to appear together with Nishikori, so look forward to that!
    Maybe that's why Uniqlo held him back lol
    51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:56
    Red Ace
    Surprise
    Boom-Boom
    Edomae
    Pirozhkinov
    Dandy
    Sucharaka
    Bravo
    Uncle Sam
    Umezo
    Wild Rule
    Katsurou
    (fan-invented joke nicknames for various players)
    52AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:56
    He pulled off a 'rookie-killer' surprise win against Djokovic the first time, but once Djokovic properly adapted, he could never win again
    57AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:00
    He only made one Grand Slam final
    Why's everyone treating him like such a huge deal
    60AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:01
    Re: #57
    Japanese players are money-makers
    77AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
    Re: #57
    He was world No. 4 while playing in the same era as the Big Four.
    There wasn't a single top player from that era who didn't have Nishikori on their radar.
    89AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #57
    At a time when taller and taller players were taking over, it was fun watching a small, stereotypically built Asian guy compete on technique instead of power.
    I wasn't that big a fan of his, but he's a player who'll stick in the memory of tennis fans worldwide.
    76AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:12
    Career head-to-head records

    vs Djokovic: Nishikori 2-18

    vs Nadal: Nishikori 2-11

    vs Murray: Nishikori 2-9

    vs Federer: Nishikori 3-8
    90AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #76
    There aren't many players who managed to rack up 9 total wins against the Big Four, legends that they were

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Kei Nishikori reached the 2014 US Open final and climbed to a career-high world No. 4, but his era was dominated almost entirely by the “Big Four” — Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, and Murray — who swept the Grand Slams during that period. The head-to-head records cited in the thread (2 wins and 18 losses against Djokovic, 2-11 against Nadal, and so on) illustrate just how brutal that era was — context a single runner-up finish alone doesn’t convey. Opinions split over how to weigh that record: some called the ‘big star’ framing excessive, while others argued he was one of the few players who managed to beat members of the Big Four at all. Before the identity of the ceremony’s message sender was revealed, many posters guessed it might be Shuzo Matsuoka or Federer himself, and reactions stayed divided even after the real sender was confirmed. Posters also noted that Federer is reportedly visiting Japan for a separate event a few days later to meet Nishikori in person — cited as a possible reason he didn’t appear at the ceremony itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisokuhō+) thread “[Tennis] Kei Nishikori — Message From a ‘Major Star’ at Retirement Ceremony: “I’m so happy… I almost cried”.”

  • Android ‘My Number Card’ Launches October 20, Adds New Attribute Verification Feature

    Japan’s Digital Agency will begin offering a My Number Card usable via Google Wallet on Android smartphones starting October 20, 2026. A newly added “attribute verification feature” will let users complete identity checks, age verification, and residency confirmation in person using just their smartphone, with businesses on the receiving end using the free “My Number Card Face-to-Face Verification App.” On 5ch, the thread saw praise for the convenience of handling everything via smartphone clash with lingering distrust from past data-leak scandals, and the discussion ranged from the technical mechanics to the hassle of merging the card with driver’s licenses, and even into debates over who’s politically responsible for the system.

    On October 2, Japan’s Digital Agency announced it will begin offering the “Android My Number Card” starting October 20. It will be used by adding it to “Google Wallet” on Android devices.

    A new “attribute verification feature” will be built in, allowing identity checks, age verification, and residency confirmation to be carried out easily and reliably across various in-person services in both the public and private sectors.

    For reading the card across these services, businesses can download the agency’s “My Number Card Face-to-Face Verification App” for free.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:57
    They're rolling this out at literally the worst possible timing.
    132AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:18
    Re: #3
    Well, that's what amateurs would think.
    58AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:06
    You really shouldn't merge your My Number Card with your driver's license — tons of rental car places won't accept the combo card, and I had to trek all the way to the license center just to switch back to a regular license.
    89AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:11
    Re: #58
    Didn't they suggest you just carry both cards?
    77AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:09
    This actually helps. I don't even use an iPhone anyway (too expensive).
    87AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:11
    Re: #77
    Even Xiaomi's gotten pricey these days, and Galaxy's basically on par with iPhone now too.
    88AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:11
    Does this mean the digital signature renewal you need every 5 years can also be done online now?
    105AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:13
    Re: #88
    You're literally the only one talking about that, you good?
    91AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:11
    What does the Digital Agency even exist for at this point?
    97AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:12
    Nice joke, "Dejitaru" Agency (a mocking, deliberately childish misspelling of "Digital Agency").
    117AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:15
    Isn't it creepy how they try to link literally everything to your My Number? Total surveillance-state energy lol
    133AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:18
    Re: #117
    [image link]
    124AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:17
    Can the people saying it's "dangerous" actually say what specifically is dangerous about it?
    157AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:23
    Re: #124
    I mean, anything new that gets attention tends to become a hacker target, right? Especially now that even students can cook up malicious code with AI.
    153AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:23
    I wonder if using social media on your phone is eventually going to require registering with your My Number. Well, that's already standard overseas, so Japan's just catching up. The real problem was that Japan had way too much anonymity and let people run wild. This is Japanese people reaping what they sowed.
    167AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:25
    Re: #153
    "This is what we get," huh — since when did Japan become a registration-required country?
    155AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:23
    According to surveys by the UK think tank IISS and others, Japan's cyber capabilities have been ranked in the international "bottom tier" in terms of strategy, structure, and personnel. Behind this lies a structural problem: cybersecurity literacy is thin across the country as a whole, Japanese IT engineers lag behind their counterparts in other developed nations, and IT staff in government offices are paid worse than in the private sector, making it hard to secure talent.
    168AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:25
    Re: #157
    Can you actually name the risks of passkeys?
    183AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:27
    Re: #168
    Would you really feel comfortable using a passkey manufactured by the Digital Agency?
    182AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:27
    Android My Number Card — tagline: "Protect your own information."
    220AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:33
    Re: #182
    Weirdly catchy, and that's exactly what pisses me off lol
    188AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:28
    The Digital Agency gets infinite immunity for any data leaks.
    As long as this clause exists, nothing about My Number is ever going to go well. They keep rewording the fine print about "organizational negligence" versus "intentional leaks," but it's all just prep work for dodging the blame lol
    It's already over before it even started.
    Well, they dodged responsibility over the vaccine thing too, so… you can guess.
    208AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:31
    Re: #188
    The worst, right?
    210AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:31
    Incredible — it's just like the old Imperial Japanese Army, which knew from the start that the Guadalcanal campaign was doomed, but marched the entire force toward annihilation anyway because "it's already been decided." lol
    222AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:33
    Re: #210
    It's always been this crappy national trait of never knowing how to cut your losses lol
    227AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:34
    Honestly, everything's probably already leaked, and now they just want to pin it on "it leaked from the smartphone."
    236AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:35
    Re: #227
    Plenty's already gone wrong — just enough that they can't pin down exactly where it leaked from.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The “attribute verification feature” is a mechanism that performs only age or identity checks without handing over the My Number itself, making it a separate design from the leak risk tied to the My Number proper. In the thread, fears of “I’m scared of leaks” talked past the rebuttal that “that just shows you don’t understand how attribute verification works,” and the discussion proceeded with technical points and gut-level distrust tangled together. There was also plenty of partisan back-and-forth over “which administration is to blame,” but the My Number system itself originated from an outline presented by the Naoto Kan cabinet in 2011, was enacted into law under the Noda cabinet in 2012, and its full-scale rollout expanded under subsequent Liberal Democratic Party administrations — so pinning responsibility on a single party doesn’t match the facts. One point readers easily get confused about is conflating the expansion of the card’s functionality (this Android rollout) with past personal-data-leak incidents as if they were the same issue — and that very conflation was what fueled the heat in the thread this article is drawn from.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Digital Agency] “Android My Number Card” to launch October 20, adding “new attribute verification feature”.”

  • Vtuber Questions Mushoku Tensei’s Polygamy Setup — 5ch: ‘A Harem with Modern Values Is Just Creepy’

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board after a Vtuber criticized the polygamy (one husband, multiple wives) setup in the light novel/anime series “Mushoku Tensei.” The debate centers on a protagonist who keeps his modern-day memories and values but goes along with the isekai world’s values to build a harem. Supporters countered that “it’s beside the point to judge a male-oriented narou series by general ethical standards in the first place,” while critics argued that “it’s creepier for a protagonist to keep his modern knowledge while conveniently adopting the isekai world’s values whenever it’s convenient.” The discussion expanded into a broader debate over the legitimacy of the series’ premise itself.

    1AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
    Vtuber: "If his wife (like Sylphiette or Roxy) said she wanted to take a second husband, everyone would absolutely lose their minds, right?"
    14AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:18
    It's weird to judge a harem-oriented narou (web-novel genre) story written for young men by mainstream standards.
    It's like complaining that a porn actress's performance doesn't match reality.
    38AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
    Re: #14
    Not "young men" — you mean "weak men," right?
    116AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:32
    Re: #14
    I'm actually middle-aged…
    17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    What if Sylphiette said she wanted to make Luke her second husband?
    Everyone would absolutely flip out.
    23AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Re: #17
    That really puts it in perspective. That'd get like 10x the backlash compared to Roxy's polygamy.
    30AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:25
    Re: #17
    It'd definitely get bashed even harder than Paul.
    25AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Former EN (English-branch VTubers) are smart, huh.
    Some who quit had better academic credentials than Todai or Kyoto University grads.
    120AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:34
    Re: #25
    Even among the active ones, there are girls whose academic rankings beat Todai.
    28AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Mushoku Tensei is basically otaku wish-fulfillment poured straight onto the page — it's creepy.
    Getting mad when an outsider points that out is just insane.
    31AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:25
    Re: #28
    It's well-reviewed, so I'd say it's actually good.
    32AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:28






    35AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:29

    If Princess Ueda took multiple husbands, people would bash her as 'worse trash than Rudeus!'
    41AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:32
    Re: #35
    Ueda had feelings for Rudeus, so it's actually plausible, which makes it worse.
    56AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:46
    Re: #35
    People would nag on and on about her being 'creepier than Rudeus.'
    105AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:26
    Re: #35
    Princess Ueda's setup isn't just multiple husbands — she takes on a bunch of lovers and keeps having kids without even knowing who the father is.
    42AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:34
    If Rudeus has multiple wives he can father more kids, but if Ariel has multiple husbands she can't have more kids — so it's just not rational.
    82AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:06
    Re: #42
    Ariel has 5 kids, and every one has a different father 😁
    45AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:37
    Sylphiette is the real crazy one, as always.
    You can at least accept Rudeus as just a guy who's loyal to his dick.
    48AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:39
    Re: #45
    Sylphiette isn't a Milis follower, so that's why she accepted Roxy.
    74AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:02
    Polyandry/polygamy is fine on its own as long as the characters are actually likable.
    But Mushoku Tensei is creepy regardless of that.
    80AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:03
    Re: #74
    As always, even Rudeus himself isn't likable to begin with.
    75AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:02
    Harem/concubine-court stories are popular with women too.
    Do women maybe not actually understand what a "harem" means?
    79AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:03
    Re: #75
    Isn't the love interest often not even the emperor himself?
    106AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:27
    Re: #75
    They like authority and status, so if the "jobless" protagonist had been set up from the start as chosen royal bloodline destined to be emperor, they'd probably have accepted it.
    81AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:06
    After becoming Queen of the Asura Kingdom, Ariel sleeps around with tons of men and keeps having kids, but the fact she never has a child with Rudeus somehow makes it even creepier.
    85AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:09
    Re: #81
    At least do something like Paul and Lilia — "couldn't hold back and crossed the line" ❤ — that kind of thing.
    87AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:11
    They should've just paired him with Roxy alone, honestly.
    Well, I guess they wanted to show off the Man-God's scheme.
    90AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:13
    Re: #87
    If they'd done it that way without the polygamy, the creepiness would've been toned down a lot.
    102AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:24
    Everyone's defending it with "that's just how this world works, so it's fine!" but that's exactly the problem.

    The protagonist was reincarnated from the modern world with modern knowledge and values, yet he conveniently adopts the isekai world's values instead of sticking to his own — that's what's so creepy.
    If the protagonist were a pure native of that world, this wouldn't be an issue.

    The creepy part is a Japanese guy with modern knowledge running a harem in another world.
    121AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:36
    Re: #102
    It's not even a complicated argument — the content itself is just plain creepy.
    It's written with that 20th-century creepy-otaku vibe.
    103AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:25
    Bringing up "but old Japan was like this too" is just dumb.

    Old Japan had different values from today.

    Mushoku Tensei's protagonist still has modern values and STILL runs a harem — that's why it's so creepy.
    122AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:37
    Re: #103
    Can't help it — narou (web-novel genre) devotees see themselves as isekai natives anyway.
    108AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:28
    No wonder Kadokawa would fall into the red if they leaned too hard into narou titles.
    It only resonates with creepy otaku who want harem impregnation fantasies.
    119AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:33
    Re: #108

    But this is actually the #2 best-seller of all time in Kadokawa's publishing division 😅
    109AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:28
    If Sylphiette or Roxy did that, they'd get bashed because it goes against their character.
    But if Ariel hypothetically joined Rudeus's harem while still sleeping around with other men, she probably wouldn't get bashed nearly as much.
    115AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:31
    Re: #109
    No way that's true. If that actually happened, you'd for sure end up on the bashing side too.
    123AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:38
    Re: #109
    She's unconditionally devoted to the reincarnated protagonist — no cheating involved lol
    124AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:38
    For the next new series, please make it about reincarnating as jobless and marrying a Vtuber.
    125AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:40
    Re: #124
    Go read the new series about a virgin hero orc's journey to lose his virginity 😡

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Mushoku Tensei is known as a so-called “harem-style narou (web novel) series,” in which a protagonist reincarnated into another world while keeping his modern-day memories ends up in relationships with multiple women. Supporters frame it as: “Judging a work packed with male-targeted wish fulfillment by general ethical standards misses the point to begin with.” Critics counter: “The real problem is a protagonist who keeps his modern values intact, yet conveniently adopts the isekai world’s values only when it suits him.” That split in critical framing — rather than simple like or dislike of the work itself — was at the core of the thread. The sales-ranking image posted in the thread illustrates how the series remains one of Kadokawa’s flagship titles despite the mixed reception. Note: posts amounting to personal attacks on the Vtuber who raised the criticism have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Mushoku Tensei Gets Criticized by Yet Another Vtuber lol lol lol lol lol lol.”

  • Keiji Muto’s Uber Eats Driver Turns Out to Be a Former Wrestling Colleague — 5ch Reacts: ‘Who’d Have Thought One Would Be Ordering and the Other Delivering’

    Pro wrestler Keiji Muto (63) revealed on X that when he ordered Uber Eats to his home, the delivery driver turned out to be Ryuichi Takaiwa, a former colleague from his New Japan Pro-Wrestling days. The two men, who once battled each other in the same ring, were reunited in the roles of “customer” and “delivery driver” — and the story became a springboard on 5ch for a wider discussion about the gap in post-retirement living standards among pro wrestlers. The thread ranged widely, from claims that All Japan Pro-Wrestling alumni are well looked after thanks to a solid pension system, to accounts of wrestlers whose lives were upended by New Japan’s pay reforms.

    Keiji Muto ordered Uber Eats — and the delivery driver was… a familiar face from his New Japan days

    Oct 6 (Tue), 15:52

    Legendary wrestler Keiji Muto (63) posted on X on the 6th, revealing that when he ordered Uber Eats to his home, the delivery driver was fellow pro wrestler Ryuichi Takaiwa.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    22AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:47
    Guess a wrestler's second career is rough too, huh.
    34AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:04
    Re: #22
    The guys who used to complain that Baba's All Japan was stingy —
    turns out they actually paid proper pensions, and All Japan under Baba was the only promotion where wrestlers got a decent pension.
    All those guys who complained ended up singing its praises later.
    28AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:57
    Feels like for the generation after the Four Pillars and the Three Musketeers (famous wrestling eras), the gap between the ones in All Japan and New Japan who came out fine and the ones who ended up in rough shape is way too extreme.
    33AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:04
    Re: #28
    It's not just "rough" — some of them are genuinely gone from this world.
    29AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:57
    You can tell lately that Kawada's trying to make bank off streaming.
    48AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:10
    Re: #29
    A ramen izakaya out in the boonies like that isn't gonna turn a profit.
    Forget autographs — even just talking to him means buying a T-shirt or something and dropping over 5000 yen, that's the hustle.
    He's all over events and YouTube too.
    32AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
    Out of the junior heavyweights from that era, Liger's the only one living the easy life now.
    39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06
    They do it a lot in matches, but I feel like they should just turn it into an actual business — like a moving company run by wrestlers, or caregiving work.
    Strong guys like that would be in high demand.
    41AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:07
    Re: #39
    There's already a pro-wrestling moving company, you know.
    50AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:11
    Re: #39
    Eh, I dunno. Guys like this have chronic back and knee issues, so if anything they'd probably wreck some muscle they never use in matches and end up done for.
    40AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:07
    You can tell Tenzan, who retired recently, is a genuinely good guy.
    I was always a fan of Tanahashi and Okada myself.
    73AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:31
    Re: #40
    I met Tenzan off-camera once — he was incredibly humble, so nice it almost made me uncomfortable.
    43AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:08
    "Ate rice from the same pot" — what kind of bond even is that lmaooo
    53AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
    Re: #43
    What do you mean "what kind" — they're comrades who ate rice from the same pot (old idiom for those who trained together through hard times), that's just what it is.
    46AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:09
    My mental image of that era is Liger, Samurai, Kashin, Kanemoto, Otani, Takaiwa, and Dr. Wagner Jr. all wrestling each other.
    49AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:10
    Re: #46
    Out of this group, who's the one who'd get the face-wash treatment, I wonder?
    68AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:26
    Re: #46
    The way they used to rough up the young guys back then — scary, honestly, they all look like the type who could actually kill someone.
    78AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:32
    Re: #46
    Throw Wild Pegasus in there too.
    47AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:09
    It's kind of sad.
    To think wrestlers who once fought in the same ring ended up on opposite sides — one calling Uber, the other working for it.
    60AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #47
    Gotta make a living somehow. Respect, honestly.
    I don't know him myself, but he's probably a known face to wrestling fans. Takes guts to do that job lol.
    51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:11
    Career-wise after retirement, who's the most successful junior heavyweight…


    Onita? lol
    54AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:14
    Re: #51
    Gotta be Delfin.
    65AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:23
    When New Japan switched presidents after Fujinami, they slashed wrestler pay as a restructuring move.
    Guys like Hiro Saito got offered something like 3 million yen a year, and most of them quit.
    Nagata, Tenzan, and Iizuka got knocked down to around 6 million yen a year but stuck around — and the gap between the ones who stayed and the ones who left ended up like night and day.
    70AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:28
    Re: #65
    Tenzan, a guy who even became champion, getting around on a moped — that's pretty grim.
    NOAH's the same story: when Nippon TV pulled out, pay dropped overnight, and there was that sad bit about Sugiura's wife having to take a part-time job.
    77AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:32
    Re: #65
    6 million yen a year, seriously…
    66AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Takaiwa's living in a cheap apartment too.
    He left New Japan pretty early and walked away from stable income early on.
    He showed up in Nagata's video, and yeah, no doubt he's at the bottom of the pile.
    81AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:34
    Re: #66
    I stumbled on Takaiwa's run-down apartment on the "Nagata Channel" recently and it was a real shock.
    72AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:29
    Whatever happened to that talk about forming a pro-wrestling association?
    Are they just doing routine checkups now?
    Really wish they'd help take care of wrestlers' second careers too.
    101AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:46
    Re: #72
    I think the only ones doing proper regular checkups are NOAH and the DDT/CyberFight group.
    You get title matches suddenly turning into no-shows, guys retiring out of nowhere, that kind of thing.
    76AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:32
    Didn't Don Arakawa try to start a security company back in the day as a safety net for retired wrestlers? Wonder if that fell through.
    84AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:36
    Re: #76
    Dunno if it's true or not, but apparently any talk of a safety-net setup like that for second careers gets pressured and shut down.
    86AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:37
    Re: #84
    Wait, pressure from where? That's awful.
    92AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:42
    Re: #84
    Nah, doubt that.
    If anything they'd be welcomed with open arms.
    Like at Sagawa Express — when a delivery's headed somewhere with underworld ties, those tough-looking guys are happy to go.
    Security companies would love to have them too.
    82AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:34
    Re: #73
    Apparently his parents were fairly well-off to begin with, so he had a pretty comfortable upbringing.
    87AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:37
    Re: #82
    I've been watching Tenzan's retirement videos these past few days — first time I've watched wrestling in about 20 years, and his retirement match had me in tears. Sounds like he's staying on at New Japan to do commentary and such. He said it's base salary plus commission.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    New Japan Pro-Wrestling overhauled wrestler salaries around 2012 amid a change in management, and the thread’s mention of pay being “cut to around 6 million yen a year” likely refers to that period’s restructuring. All Japan Pro-Wrestling, meanwhile, is said to have set up a pension system for its wrestlers under founder Motoko Baba, and the two promotions are frequently compared over the gap in post-retirement living standards. That said, the specific salary figures cited in the thread and the living conditions described via the “Nagata Channel” are based solely on anonymous hearsay and remarks made in videos, not officially confirmed numbers — so some caution is warranted. Muto and Takaiwa both came up through New Japan Pro-Wrestling, but their paths after retirement diverged sharply, and this episode has thrown that contrast into sharp relief. Note: some posts in the thread contained discriminatory remarks about the delivery driver’s background; those have been excluded from this article.

    *This article was composed by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Pro Wrestling] Keiji Muto ordered Uber Eats — and the delivery driver was… a familiar face from his New Japan days.”

  • JR East Launches ‘teppay’ on October 20 — Lets Mobile Suica Users Break the ¥20,000 Charge Limit

    On October 6, JR East announced it will launch a new QR code payment service called “teppay” on October 20. The service links with Mobile Suica and reportedly supports payments that exceed the ¥20,000 limit normally imposed on Suica top-ups. On 5ch’s News Flash+ (ニュース速報+) thread, discussion centered on skepticism toward every railway company rolling out its own separate payment service, the long-term future of the FeliCa standard, and whether Suica’s charge limit is a technical constraint or a deliberate design choice.

    Oct 6 (Tue), 14:25 JST

    Tetsudo.com

    JR East announced on October 6 that it will begin offering the QR code payment service “teppay” starting October 20.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    16AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:28
    Every JR company runs its own separate app
    and having to log in every single time is a pain to deal with

    JR West, JR East, the Shinkansen, the point programs, Suica — all of it.
    163AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:08
    Re: #16
    That's the railway industry's biggest weakness, honestly
    Some other player is probably going to eat their lunch eventually
    169AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:12
    Re: #16
    Can't be helped — the LDP chopped the railways up into little pieces (referring to the breakup of Japan National Railways into separate regional companies)
    22AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:32
    Why not just use Mobile Suica instead of inventing some new 'Pay' service
    And why not just use JRE Points instead of making 'teppay points'
    Why do they keep multiplying these things
    88AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:07
    Re: #22
    The FeliCa chip is on its last legs
    More and more phones are going to ship without it
    110AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:24
    Re: #88
    I doubt Suica's going to suddenly rot given how widespread it already is, but
    long-term the only way it survives is by shifting to Type A/B contactless and QR codes
    113AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:27
    Re: #88
    Visa tap-to-pay is everywhere now, and
    out in the regions they've already ditched Suica for credit card tap payments
    46AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:43
    JR West's WESMO is a separate app that never really caught on, so it'll be interesting to see how this plays out bundled into the same app
    48AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:45
    This, exactly this
    I literally just wanted to spend over ¥20,000 on Suica
    103AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:17
    Re: #48
    Suica's capped at ¥20,000
    56AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:49
    Once you add Mobile Suica to your phone's Wallet, you barely ever open the Suica app itself anyway…
    58AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:51
    Re: #56
    You still gotta top it up though (´・ω・`)
    65AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:54
    If they'd done this 20 years ago, they could've taken over the world
    78AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:01
    Re: #65
    That's because the 'poison apple' iPhone dragged its feet on supporting FeliCa for so long
    74AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:59
    Still waiting on 'ippay' — the one with a ¥2.6 billion limit (a jab referencing Shohei Ohtani's massive contract)
    75AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:00
    Re: #74
    It'd help if it auto-deducted straight from Shohei's bank account
    76AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:00
    I'm sticking with my penguin Suica card forever! (the penguin is Suica's mascot)
    186AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:39
    Re: #76
    I specifically applied for the Tokyo Station 100th Anniversary edition card, so I plan to keep using it for a while
    Though if the physical card's limit were bumped up to around ¥50,000, I wouldn't have to top it up so often
    98AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:14
    Why bother entering the QR payment market at this point?
    102AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:16
    Re: #98
    Because they can't raise Suica's charge limit — this is the workaround
    128AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:36
    Re: #102
    Though note — if you're using it as actual Suica, you're still capped at ¥20,000, and you can't tap through the gates with teppay itself

    I'll just keep using existing QR codes and Suica like normal
    No room for this thing
    178AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
    Re: #102
    Isn't it because they want to phase it out?
    Or is it just garbage legacy design that can't raise the limit?
    115AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:28
    Re: #110
    The cost of maintaining the system is no joke
    I think Suica is fated to fade away eventually
    124AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:31
    Re: #115
    Sure, once downtown rush-hour crowding disappears
    123AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:31
    Hey, Teppei! You pay for it, hahaha lol (a pun — 'teppay' sounds like the name 'Teppei')
    140AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:50
    Until now you couldn't receive Tokyo Points through Mobile Suica, but this will let you receive them
    144AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:54
    Re: #140
    Other point programs are probably easier and give better returns
    I'd skip it
    156AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
    What's the benefit of topping up teppay from your credit card first, then buying something worth ¥300,000?
    165AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:10
    Re: #156
    Since teppay points convert to JRE Points, it might make sense if you want to earn JRE Points using a non-JR credit card — but anyone who actually wants JRE Points probably already has a View Card anyway
    157AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:04
    Wasn't ¥20,000 the threshold under Japan's Payment Services Act below which issuers don't have to set aside reserve funds?
    172AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:18
    Re: #157
    Wasn't it based on outstanding issued balance, not the per-charge amount?
    161AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:07
    I've recently realized cash is just the best
    Cashless payment makes you buy stuff you don't need — it's bad for you
    174AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #161
    Lately I've just been going to Drug Cosmos all the time (a discount drugstore chain)

    Background and Key Discussion Points

    Suica’s ¥20,000 charge limit is said to relate to the processing capacity of the FeliCa chip as well as management standards imposed on e-money issuers under Japan’s Payment Services Act, and while some in the thread suggested it might be the Payment Services Act’s cap, no one verified the specific clause or threshold amount. The backdrop here is that JR Group companies and private railways have spent years building their own IC card economies around Suica, ICOCA, and similar cards; as phones without FeliCa chips become more common and QR code payments spread, teppay is being positioned as a payment method separate from Suica itself. Opinions in the thread split over whether existing Mobile Suica and JRE Points already cover the need, and whether adding yet another new service just fragments usability further.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “[JR East] Mobile Suica to Allow Charges Over ¥20,000 — New QR Payment Service “teppay” Launches October 20.”

  • 173cm — above average but still can’t shake his height complex: 5ch says ‘that’s basically a compliment’

    The poster stands 173cm tall — taller than the average Japanese man (around 170cm) — yet claims that whenever he walks around town, everyone else looks bigger than him, and the inferiority complex just won’t go away. Replies poured in, with some saying ‘people in central Tokyo or Osaka’s Minami district do seem to have bigger builds,’ while others countered that ‘the issue isn’t height — it’s psychological.’ The poster also revealed he’s bulked up from 55kg to 63kg over two years through weight training, and says he’s now aiming to break 100kg, though others pushed back that carrying that much muscle at his height just isn’t realistic.

    1AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:53
    I'm taller than the 170cm average, but somehow whenever I walk around town I feel like the small one
    6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:00
    Yeah, fair
    In central Tokyo, I'm 177 and I feel pretty average
    Not tall, not short
    128AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:09
    Re: #6
    Guys in Osaka's Minami entertainment district feel like they average close to 180
    There's been a huge surge of foreigners, which is pulling the average up
    8AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:01
    Now you kind of get why short guys end up with warped personalities, huh?
    31AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:18
    Re: #8
    I wasn't even dissing short guys in the first place
    Because I myself have a height complex
    9AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:01
    It's really about strength in the end — if you hit the gym and add mass, even at 173cm you can 'out-size' guys up to around 176
    17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:07
    Re: #9
    I'm lifting like crazy right now
    I was 55kg two years ago, now I'm up to 63kg
    15AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06
    Even I'm like this at 173cm
    How are guys shorter than that even holding onto their sanity?
    30AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:18
    Re: #15
    Why are you even looking around that much?
    Sounds like you're constantly glancing around nervously
    16AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06
    The brain is wired to keep generating anxiety because being anxious actually boosts your odds of survival
    27AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:17
    Re: #16
    Well, I don't have a girlfriend
    And if that theory's right, isn't it weird that Japan's birth rate is dropping?
    21AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:10
    Does a height complex really never go away?
    I'm seriously considering limb-lengthening surgery
    22AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:14
    Re: #21
    If you're not scared of ending up disproportioned like a 'Zeong' (Gundam's legless mobile suit — slang for a lanky, out-of-proportion body after leg-lengthening surgery), go for it, I guess
    24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:15
    I wonder if this complex would disappear if I trained hard enough to hit 100kg of muscle
    25AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:15
    All you'd end up with is a short, muscular guy
    26AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:16
    Re: #25
    Would 173cm even count as 'short and muscular'?
    33AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #29
    Guess you're still like that even past 22
    36AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #33
    I'm 34 this year
    I know, it's bad
    37AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
    I'm 169.3cm and it doesn't bother me at all — does that make me strong?
    52AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Re: #37
    Let me ask you the opposite — why doesn't it bother you?
    Well, 173 and 169 look about the same from a distance anyway, it's only a 4cm difference
    41AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
    Honestly my complex about strength and size is so bad that seeing guys like Nokkon Terada, Ed Poro King, or Ohtani makes me want to die from the complex
    I wish I were 190cm and 105kg
    Can't do anything about my height, so I'm aiming for 100kg through lifting

    I feel like people look down on me when I'm out in public
    43AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Re: #41
    What exactly are you so afraid of?
    47AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:23
    Re: #43
    I can't stand it when there are men stronger than me out in public
    I'm talking physically
    Money or jobs don't matter to me (I'm not even working)

    I just want to get stronger, I don't want to be looked down on
    51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Re: #47
    Come on, the problem isn't your height
    53AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Re: #47
    Did someone actually disrespect you?
    68AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:29
    Even if I got into Tokyo University and became an elite earning 8 million yen a year
    if there were big thug-looking guys (DQN) around in public
    I'd still be bothered by them no matter what
    that's where the fear and dread comes from

    that's what I really hate
    I wish I'd been born 190cm and over 100kg
    73AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
    Re: #68
    I get it, kind of
    79AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:31
    Re: #68
    'Can't stop being bothered by them' → wrong
    'Can't stop smirking with superiority' → correct
    72AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:29
    Am I one step away from losing my mind?
    74AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
    Re: #72
    More like two steps in already
    82AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:32
    Re: #72
    Seriously, I think you should see a psychiatrist
    80AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:31
    Re: #24
    Both your natural muscle mass and the muscle you can build later correlate with height, so it's not happening — you'd just end up flabby
    Getting anywhere near 100kg of lean body mass requires being at least 190cm
    84AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:33
    Re: #80
    I've been watching a martial-arts YouTuber called YASU-do lately

    https://youtube.com/shorts/3yXiMXIt5Cg?si=aT9IROk1O43hgjml

    This guy
    is apparently 173cm and over 100kg
    That's my target for now
    I'm still only in my 60kg range, so who knows how many years it'll take

    Either way, before I die I want to be able to walk past delinquents and tough-looking guys on the street without it bothering me
    87AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:37
    Re: #84
    100kg on a 193cm frame and 100kg on a 173cm frame have completely different body compositions, so you really shouldn't aim for 100kg
    At that height it'll mostly be fat piling on, and it'll hurt your health too
    89AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:39
    These days thick-soled shoes are the default for kids
    Honestly even young salarymen are wearing platform soles now
    91AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:40
    Re: #89
    Is that for real?
    I'm gonna believe you
    92AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:40
    Re: #89
    I saw somewhere that older guys are into them too
    109AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:55
    Back when I was about to start dating a girl
    she asked me how tall I was
    and when I said 173cm
    she said 'Huh, I thought you were like 180. You're surprisingly small'
    That still sticks with me
    This was back when I worked at the Aeon in Hachioji
    10 years ago
    112AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:57
    Re: #109
    That's basically a compliment
    It means you've got good proportions
    You clearly love yourself, don't you
    122AnonymousOct 7, 2026 00:03
    Re: #109
    Women's guesses get way less accurate when the height gap with a guy is big
    There was a foreign YouTuber who tested this by wearing secret shoes to be different heights

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    According to Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare statistics, the average height for men in their twenties is around 170–171cm, meaning the poster’s 173cm is already above average. What makes the thread interesting is how differently users interpreted his persistent sense of inferiority. Some pointed to environmental factors, arguing that ‘well-built guys are concentrated in places like central Tokyo or Osaka’s Minami district,’ while others offered a more psychological take, noting that ‘a tendency toward anxiety is just how the brain works — it’s not actually about height.’ On the subject of muscle mass, commenters pushed back that lean body mass has an upper limit proportional to height, suggesting the poster’s goal of ‘100kg at 173cm’ isn’t realistic from a technical standpoint. It’s also worth noting that the claim about ‘platform shoes becoming standard even among young salarymen’ was just one user’s personal impression in the thread, with no supporting data presented. Overall, the thread suggests that a height complex is really a matter of self-perception, one that doesn’t necessarily line up with objective body-size data.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “I’m 173cm, which is above average, but whenever I walk around I feel like everyone else is bigger than me and it’s seriously messing with my head”.

  • Suzu Hirose shows off casual Paris look — 5ch buzzes over her height and styling

    Actress Suzu Hirose (28) revealed on her Instagram on October 6 that she had visited Paris. Tagging “Louis Vuitton,” she posted a full-body outfit shot pairing long boots with a miniskirt. On 5ch’s Geinou Supo Sokuhou+ thread, the discussion kicked off with jabs at the photo’s backlighting, moved on to guesses about her height (estimated at 158cm) and opinions on her styling, and eventually wandered into a tangent naming Kanna Hashimoto and Mana Ashida as “candidates for the next generation of stars.”

    Actress Suzu Hirose (28) updated her Instagram on the 6th, revealing that she had been visiting Paris, France.

    Captioning the post “in paris #louisvuitton #LVFashion,” she shared photos taken around the streets of Paris along with shots of restaurant meals.

    In an outfit pairing long boots with a miniskirt, she showed off a full-body shot that highlighted her figure.

    Source: encount.press / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:58
    Blame the lighting guy
    73AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
    Re: #2
    I rate you highly for that!
    4AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:58
    Is Hirose actually short?
    25AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:04
    Re: #4
    She's 158cm, so about average height for a Japanese woman
    5AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:59
    Here I thought she'd married a soccer player — don't scare me like that
    7AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:59
    Re: #5
    If she's in France, there's Taki, right?
    113AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:45
    Re: #5
    Come on, this one's gotta be the basketball guy
    8AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:59
    The backliiiiiiight!!!
    31AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:05
    Re: #8
    Hey, that's the second one~
    The one who fell in loooove~ was meee~♪ (random meme/song reference)
    17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
    Suzu Hirose's face is unbelievably cute, so why does she come off looking kind of cheap?
    Even in a luxury brand she ends up looking like she shopped at Shimamura (a budget clothing chain).
    65AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:18
    Re: #17
    I guess that kind of look just doesn't pop unless you're reasonably tall
    20AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
    Suzu Hirose isn't winning on leg length or thinness
    29AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:05
    I don't think I've ever seen her pull off an outfit stylishly
    33AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06
    Zu-chama, je t'aime uuuuuuuu lol (fan nickname for Suzu)
    34AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06
    My shorts look cooler and cuter than that
    37AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:07
    Suzu Hirose is the one person I really don't want to see get married
    51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:12
    She keeps up with her training, so her legs are toned
    52AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:12
    Guess Kubo wasn't interested in Suzu after all, huh
    68AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
    Suzu Hirose and Kanna Hashimoto should both just get married already

    Let the next generation take over
    70AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
    Re: #68
    Even if those two got married, they'd probably be back to work within a month or two
    72AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
    Re: #68
    For the new generation of stars, it's gotta be Natsuki Deguchi, who's Chinese — no contest
    75AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Re: #68
    For the younger generation there's really only Mana Ashida
    Maybe Ami Touma too
    The entertainment industry is seriously running out of talent
    79AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:23
    Seriously, it's about time Japan started heavily pushing great-looking, great-figured men and women
    These days celebrities shape the country's image, and that's a matter of national interest
    95AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:34
    Re: #79
    Agreed
    We're done with short, stubby-looking stars
    110AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:43
    Rather than that, shouldn't we be more worried that she's plateaued as an actress lol
    115AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:47
    Re: #110
    If her upcoming film 'Thou, Like a Star,' due out soon, flops, it might be over for her

    Background and talking points

    This post from Suzu Hirose wasn’t an official announcement from her agency or a brand — it came straight from her own Instagram, and the accompanying “Louis Vuitton” tag appears to reflect her endorsement deal with the brand. In the thread, the figure of 158cm was floated as “about the average height for a Japanese woman,” but this isn’t a number she has publicly confirmed — it’s merely a guess based on circumstantial information. Some posts also speculated about ties to soccer or basketball players based on past dating reports, but these are purely 5ch speculation, with no official statement from Hirose or her agency. The discussion also drifted away from her photos entirely, veering into a tangent naming Kanna Hashimoto, Mana Ashida, Ami Touma, and Natsuki Deguchi as “candidates for the next generation of stars.” This kind of free-association tangent is common on matome (aggregator) threads, and readers should keep in mind it has little direct connection to the main topic.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou Supo Sokuhou+) thread “[Entertainment] Suzu Hirose shares off-duty shots from Paris — miniskirt look draws reactions like “so fresh, super cute” and “seriously stylish”.”

  • ‘Ojarumaru Is a Total Freeloader,’ 5ch User Argues: ‘The Thief Who Stole a Royal Scepter’

    A late-night chat thread on 5ch’s TV live-commentary board “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (Anything Live-Commentary G), started in the small hours of October 6, 2026, took off. A long post arguing that the anime character Ojarumaru is “a thief who stole a scepter — a total freeloader who doesn’t do any real work and just mooches off other people’s households while acting high and mighty” got dropped into the thread, drawing laughs. The late-night thread stayed lively with a steady stream of images and comments, including someone calling out an impersonator posing as a VTuber and back-and-forth over what to nickname one of the thread’s regulars.

    6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:01
    I don't get it
    9AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
    Re: #6
    You don't know INMUKING? (a bit of 5ch in-joke slang)
    7AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:02

    I will never forgive this.
    10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
    Re: #7
    Ojarumaru's such a weakling lol
    13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:05
    Re: #7
    Guess he couldn't beat Bicycle Guy Ushi or the Director after all
    45AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:15
    Re: #7
    This is for real.
    You'd normally assume the main character, Ojarumaru, is the popular one, right?

    But think about it carefully.
    Ojarumaru is a thief who stole a scepter — a total freeloader who doesn't do any real work and just mooches off other people's house while acting high and mighty.

    Even if he's just a kid, I don't think it's okay to live in a society where someone like that gets to be popular.
    20AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06

     
    Pudding Mask has arrived
    24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:08
    30AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:10
    What about Sui-chan~?
    38AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
    That is an extremely embarrassing thread title.
    39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
    Re: #38
    Your whole way of life is way more embarrassing
    42AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:14
    Re: #39
    Still better than you, at least
    43AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:14
    Re: #39
    You forgot the punch emoji 👊🥺👊
    56AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
    63AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
    Re: #56
    She doesn't want that, you know
    60AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
    75AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Mikochi 😍
    78AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
    Re: #75
    Impersonator! 🤥💢
    84AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:27
    🤔  A gift
         from Kotone?
         What on earth
         could be inside?
      🎁
    89AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
    Re: #84
       🤢🦠 GWAAAAH!
     🦠  Ⅲ aaaaaahh
     ヽ🦠 🦠 aaaahh!!
      Ⅲ🦠Ⅲ
       🎁
    90AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
    https://o.5ch.io/25rk4.png
    97AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:38
    102AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:43
    Re: #97
    104AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:43
    Re: #97
    So Okera's real name is Keitarou, huh
    98AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:39
    99AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:40
    Re: #98
    King-type big bro is AMAZIIIING!!! 🫅
    100AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:40
    Re: #98
    King bro! King bro!
    107AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:44
    111AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:44
    Re: #105
    Way too desperate!
    Guess it really is true after all
    115AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:44
    Re: #111
    Nice Inmu reference, this one's good~ (Inmu = a well-known 5ch meme subculture)
    119AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:45
    Re: #117
    125AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:48
    127AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:49
    Yume-chan went and watched some weird movie 🤥
    129AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:52
    Hey, I told you to let me know the second Saku-tan's stream started, didn't I?! Are you screwing with me?!

    Background and Discussion Points

    “Nandemo Jikkyo G” is technically a board for live-commentating TV broadcasts, but in practice it’s often dominated by chatter that has nothing to do with whatever’s actually airing — and this thread was a textbook example. The thread title itself is an in-joke packed with emoji that only makes sense if you already know the context, and the flow stayed true to the board’s usual style, with images and one-line reactions unrelated to any program getting posted one after another. The way an off-topic wall of text — like the case for Ojarumaru being a freeloader — can suddenly take off and dominate the thread is also typical of these live-commentary threads, where no single topic sticks around for long; it’s the kind of thread you enjoy for the energy of each individual post rather than for following any coherent conversation. Note that posts containing strong political content or insults directed at specific individuals have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “The Hour of Ascension: Listen to His Words 👊😅👊🏡ヤライマスネェスギ.”

  • DQ6 Strategy Guide’s Paladin Gear Has 5ch Asking, ‘Do These Guys Have a Grudge Against Paladins or Something?’

    A post reminiscing about the strategy guide for “Dragon Quest VI: Realms of Revelation” became a hot topic on 5ch’s Nanademo Jikkyo G (anything-goes live-commentary) board. Posters got fired up swapping memories about the guide and the game itself — questioning why the Paladin’s equipment was a bamboo spear and a loincloth, debating the merits of role-playing Hassan (a bruiser-type character) as the faith-based Paladin class, and reliving just how terrifying the Death Staff enemy was. Opinion was split on whether the guide “hid” the job class requirements on purpose or simply never figured them out.

    10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:38
    How did a strategy guide get away with hiding the one piece of info that actually mattered?
    59AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:22
    Re: #10
    They're not hiding it, they just didn't know 😤
    114AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:50
    Re: #10
    It's not that they were allowed to hide it — more like they weren't allowed to publish it, I bet
    13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:39
    Isn't it weird that the Paladin's weapon is a bamboo spear?
    19AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:43
    Re: #13
    You can shoot down a B-29 with that, can't you? (a dark joke referencing WWII-era propaganda about using bamboo spears against American bombers)
    15AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:40
    You'd stubbornly refuse to ever make Terry a Martial Artist, right?
    57AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
    Re: #15
    Terry as a Battle Master is basically résumé fraud
    16AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:40
    The real way to use a strategy guide back then was just looking at the illustrations to get hyped up
    17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:42
    Re: #16
    Hyped up (racy underwear) (angel leotard) (bunny suit)
    55AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:19
    Re: #16
    True,
    they'd sneak in surprisingly detailed lore about the towns and dungeons here and there, it was fun
    24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:49
    Doesn't staring at this hairstyle make you uneasy?
    33AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:57
    Re: #24
    Tact's hairstyle is even more unsettling
    46AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:12
    Re: #24
    For a second I saw the DQ11 hero in there
    52AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:16
    Re: #24
    Onion from hell
    25AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:50
    But everyone made the hero a Magic Warrior anyway, right?
    27AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:51
    Re: #25
    Feels like the class closest to Hero
    28AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:53
    Re: #25
    Yeah I did lol
    It's the biggest detour of a route though
    32AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:57
    Wasn't that info just shown plainly in-game?
    37AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:59
    Re: #32
    Wasn't there a trap where Ranger wasn't listed or something?
    34AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:57
    I'm not a fan of people who make Hassan a Paladin.
    Can you really come up with a convincing role-play reason for how Hassan suddenly found religious faith?
    Just make him a Battle Master like normal.
    36AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:59
    Re: #34
    It's muscle worship
    40AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06
    Magic Warrior, the most useless class there is
    44AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:08
    Re: #40
    Not many people can actually name the elements of Blaze Slash and Lightning Slash
    51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:16
    Re: #40
    It's the only one that learns Kafrizzle though
    Slap an Echo Hat on it and it'll reliably one-shot an enemy every turn
    50AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:15
    Everyone bought the Enix strategy guides, right?
    The books probably made almost as much money as the games did
    54AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:17
    Re: #50
    My game time was limited, so the rest of the time I just kept reading the strategy guide
    66AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:26
    It's right there in the book, see
    76AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30






    83AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:33
    Enix: "The Paladin's gear is a loincloth and a bamboo spear."
    Square: "The Paladin is a slaughterer of Dark Knights who poses as a hero while stealing his best friend's girlfriend."

    Do these two companies have some kind of grudge against Paladins?
    85AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:34
    Re: #83
    Don't just pull a jump and vanish on us (a jab at Kain the Dragoon from Final Fantasy IV, who keeps abandoning the party mid-battle using his Jump ability)
    90AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:36
    Re: #83
    That… Dragoon guy?
    97AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:41
    Death Staff really is the #1 monster when it comes to childhood trauma
    100AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:42
    Re: #97
    They all breathe Icy Blizzard at once and wipe your whole party
    109AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:47
    Re: #97
    I hate these guys too
    They're so thin that a ton of them show up at once
    101AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:42
    I owned this guide — used to copy the equipment illustrations and draw them myself
    107AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:46
    Re: #101
    Love how Hassan's steel nipples poke through even the thickest armor
    112AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:50
    Re: #107
    Now that I think about it, if the armor fits Hassan perfectly it'd be way too baggy on everyone else, so you couldn't actually hand it down
    Is it like a Saiyan battle suit that stretches to fit?
    108AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:46
    There's that Hero-to-Superstar-back-to-Hero route, but
    doesn't that leave the hero permanently underpowered?
    111AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:49
    Re: #108
    For support there's the Dancer's Dazzle Dance, and for offense there's Moonsault, so it's probably still better than Ranger
    115AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:51
    Re: #108
    It's basically just a shortcut to becoming Hero faster

    Background and talking points

    The reason strategy guides didn’t cover every job class requirement comes down to how they were made back then: writers worked on a tight turnaround timed to the game’s release, so guides could only include information locked in before the game’s specs were finalized. The thread was split on whether this counted as the guide “hiding” information or simply “not knowing” it, but either way it’s a telling anecdote about the limits of strategy guides in that era. It’s also worth noting that the frustration over the Paladin’s bamboo spear and loincloth outfit stems from a contrast with the heavily armored knight image the Paladin class carries in Square’s (now Square Enix’s) Final Fantasy series. A common point of confusion for readers: the equipment and character designs are specs set by the game itself (Enix), not something the strategy guide invented on its own.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “DQ6 Strategy Guide: “You Become a Hero by Mastering a Certain Advanced Class!”“.

  • Tigers Beat Carp in Iwasada’s Retirement Game, Snapping Carp’s Win Streak — 5ch Asks: ‘Was Suekane’s Strikeout Staged?’

    On October 6, the Hanshin Tigers beat the Hiroshima Carp 2-1 at Koshien Stadium, snapping the Carp’s winning streak. Starter Otake gave up a run in the 6th but held things together, with Teruaki Sato’s go-ahead RBI hit proving decisive. The game also doubled as the retirement game for Hanshin’s Iwasada, who hung up his cleats after this contest, and a moment where Hiroshima’s Suekane struck out swinging on a borderline pitch at a key moment became a hot topic — fans wondered if it was done to “let him go out on a high note.” The thread split between those who took it warmly and those who called it “a breach of competitive integrity,” even though the standings were already settled and the game was essentially a formality.

    Hiroshima 0 0 0  0 0 1  0 0 0 |1

    Hanshin 1 1 0  0 0 0  0 0 X |2

    [Battery]

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:51
    Satoteru's not getting his 40th homer at this rate.
    Though it'd be possible if the Swallows send out Aoyagi.
    5AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:53
    Nothing really happened there. And this is Otake, who's practically fallen out of Fujikawa's plans.
    6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:56
    Iwasada, Itohara, Umeno — thanks for everything.
    42AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:25
    Re: #6
    Tomorrow's Nishi's retirement game, day after that is Itohara's.
    49AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:32
    Re: #6
    Umeno looks like he's about to declare free agency out of spite.
    7AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:56
    Not trying to badmouth Okada, he's a good manager too, but even if he'd stayed on, I really don't think he could've developed guys like Ishii and Kudoh. Honestly, people who hate on Fujikawa just aren't thinking straight.
    8AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:56
    With Hanshin up 2-1, bringing Iwasada in to face the leadoff batter in the top of the 7th — that's a sneaky move, lol.
    Suekane read the room and struck out swinging like a returned COD package (i.e., he basically didn't even try).

    The leadoff batter in an inning matters a lot.
    Put the retirement-game headliner out there, and the batter basically has no choice but to strike out.
    Why does Hiroshima have to just hand Hanshin a free out on an important leadoff at-bat this late in the game…

    This kind of staged game just kills the mood for me.
    13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:05
    Re: #8
    Both Hanshin's and Hiroshima's standings were already locked in — this was just a dead game.
    31AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:17
    Re: #8
    Exactly, it's basically throwing the game.
    Save that stuff for next spring's exhibition games.
    57AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:39
    Re: #8
    So should he have pulled a Sasaoka-style revenge play?

    At Shinji Sasaoka's own retirement game (Hiroshima vs. Yokohama),
    Yokohama's Shuichi Murata actually hit a home run off him.
    9AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:59
    Can't tell if Suekane's strikeout was legit or just him taking it like a man, lol.
    Iwasada, great career — well done.
    11AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:03
    In the end, Arai still had to watch a championship toss-up happen right in front of him.

    [Hiroshima] Comes back to beat pennant-clinching Hanshin, averting a third straight year of getting tossed up "right before his eyes"! Manager Arai apologizes for the fuss… final home game

    https://hochi.news/articles/20261003-OHT1T51278.html
    12AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:04
    Re: #11
    Because that one was just the championship toss ceremony.
    51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:33
    Re: #11
    He avoided having it happen at MAZDA Stadium, so
    it's fine.
    54AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:36
    Re: #11
    Funny how he dodges the toss-up at home only for it to chase him down anyway.
    14AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:05
    C'mon, let Arai get tossed up too — the guy's basically a Nishinomiya local by now.
    15AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:06
    Re: #12
    Doesn't change the fact he still got tossed up after losing.
    If they'd at least won, he could've used that excuse.
    16AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:06
    Donden (Okada's nickname) finally got that weight off his shoulders — though it cost him his hair.
    17AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:07
    I'm a Tigers fan, but forcing a staged strikeout kills the fun.
    Even in a dead game, if Suekane had just gotten a hit, Hiroshima might've won.
    Getting a hit off a guy in his retirement game — Iwasada could've just laughed it off and retired anyway.
    I don't want to watch pro-wrestling-style retirement games.
    55AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:36
    Re: #17
    If it were a Hiroshima player's retirement game in a dead game, they'd do the exact same thing.
    That's just give-and-take across the league — relax before you go bald over it.
    71AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:13
    Re: #17
    Chill out, zombie.
    18AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:07
    Iwasada used to throw 150 km/h fastballs consistently,
    but since about two years ago he could only hit the low 140s.
    Still, he kept himself going by leaning entirely on his slider.
    Gotta give him credit for hanging in there.
    19AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:07
    Saw Kudoh tagged as the losing pitcher and did a double-take for a second.
    23AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:12
    Way easier to listen to than the Nakata-Fukumoto combo.
    Hope Rikida and Mayumi stick around as the regular pair.
    58AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:40
    Re: #23
    Rikida really watches the team closely, but Mayumi's no good.
    After Mayumi spouted some nonsense about Hanshin having a stacked roster, Rikida immediately pointed out that Ishii broke down in camp, Chikamoto missed time from a hit-by-pitch, and they barely built a winning margin even with ace Murakami.
    Hanshin's 1-5 in the lineup can hold up against any other team, but their bench and pinch-hitters are easily the worst of all 12 teams.
    28AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:15
    Hanshin's Yuki Nishi takes the mound for his retirement start against Hiroshima at Koshien on the 7th, closing out his career in style by surpassing Yakult's Masanori Ishikawa for sole possession of 2nd place all-time with 307 consecutive starts.
    39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:24
    Re: #28
    Does it still count as a start if he gets pulled after recording just one out against the leadoff batter?
    50AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:33
    Re: #39
    Yes, it counts. On the flip side, even if the starter gets pulled without recording a single out, and the reliever goes the distance and records all 27 outs, that still doesn't count as a complete game.
    A start is a start regardless — a complete game only counts if the starter is the one who finishes it.
    56AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:38
    Re: #39
    Of course it counts.
    That said, no player actually plays for the sake of a record like this, so don't sweat it, lol.
    35AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:22
    A strikeout in a retirement game is just the standard script.
    Hiroshima players get the same treatment all the time.
    64AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:53
    Re: #35
    Sasaoka: "Everyone, huh?"
    41AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:25
    Suekane really read the room there, thanks man.
    47AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:30
    Re: #41
    Hanshin's probably gonna lose tomorrow.
    Gotta pay back the favor from Iwasada's ceremony.
    Losing and still winning the pennant, then losing and still getting the ceremony — that'd be rough.
    61AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:42
    Re: #41
    Suekane's probably just apologizing for that 3-run homer earlier.
    74AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:35
    Honestly Iwasaki should retire before Iwasada does.
    Don't need Onodera either.
    79AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:52
    Re: #74
    Iwasaki still looks like he's got something left.
    Next year will be the turning point.
    80AnonymousOct 6, 2026 22:56
    Re: #74
    Yeah, Onodera's not needed.
    Why do they keep calling him up to the first team?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    In Japanese pro baseball retirement games, it’s common for an unspoken “script” to play out — pitchers throwing hittable pitches, or batters deliberately striking out — all meant to send the retiring player off in style. This time, the controversy centers on Hanshin’s Iwasada’s retirement game, where Hiroshima’s Suekane struck out swinging on a borderline pitch, leaving it unclear whether it was staged or a genuine swing-and-miss. In the thread, since both teams’ final standings were already locked in and the game was essentially a formality, opinions split between those calling it “a breach of competitive integrity” and those defending it as “give-and-take within the industry.” It’s worth noting this kind of “script” isn’t always followed — in the past, Yokohama’s Shuichi Murata actually hit a home run off Hiroshima’s Shinji Sasaoka during Sasaoka’s own retirement game. It should also be noted that the outcome of this particular game had no bearing on the standings, since it was already a dead game, so no real competitive harm was done.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Express+) thread “[Iwasada’s Retirement Game] Central League: Tigers 2-1 Carp [10/6] — Hanshin’s Otake allows runs over 6 innings, Teruaki Sato’s go-ahead RBI hit, Carp’s win streak snapped.”