Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Hiroshima Sweeps Chunichi 3-0 With Walk-Off Win; Dragons Fall to 4th Straight Loss After Abreu’s Wild Pitch

    In Central League action on August 20, the Hiroshima Carp scored a walk-off win over the Chunichi Dragons, sweeping the three-game series 3-0. Chunichi’s loss — their fourth straight — came with a wild pitch from Abreu factored in. Over on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum), the Dragons’ slump became the talk of the thread, with posters slinging nicknames like “Zombie” and “Chuni-dora.” Commenters also traded plenty of opinions on managerial decisions and roster depth.

    Chunichi 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 |1

    Hiroshima 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1X |2

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    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    6(。・_・。)ノ ◆jN6K3cbEWjLT Hunter [Lv.1629][SSR Weapon+120][UR Def Limit+102][1st-Dan Forest]Aug 20, 2026 20:55
    There's our Chuni-dora, back again lol (a mocking portmanteau of "Chunichi" and "Dragons" used when the team is playing badly)
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:56
    Turns out "zombie" was a debuff, not a buff, huh. Well, I guess that tracks.
    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:57
    Chuni-dora can't even beat a Hiroshima team in the middle of a "zombie outbreak"
    14AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:58
    Re: #12
    Well, for what it's worth, the players under a cloud (Japanese shorthand for someone suspected of wrongdoing but not formally charged) have been pulled off the first team now…
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    Chunichi's too dang awful (´^ω^`)
    About the only pattern they've got left is a walk-off balk, innit
    30AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:06
    Re: #28
    Didn't that already happen back in the Tatsu era? (nickname for former manager Kazuyoshi Tatsunami)
    29AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:05
    Getting swept 3 straight by a "zombie" Hiroshima that's missing its main players — how weak do you have to be?
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:07
    Re: #29
    Well, they've dropped 3 straight to the one team they absolutely can't afford to lose to.
    37AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:09
    5-game win streak
    → "The dinosaur awakens! Our real fight starts now!!!"

    And then
    → L-W-L-L-L-W-L-L-L-L, 2 wins, 8 losses
    132AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:17
    Re: #37
    What is that, a rapid-express train that's only fast for one stretch? (a jab comparing the streak to a train that runs "rapid" briefly before reverting to a local, all-stops crawl)
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:30
    So they're weaker than a zombie?
    134AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:20
    Re: #57
    Honestly feels like watching a bait-and-switch ad game (Japanese gaming slang for a title whose ads oversell a much worse actual product)
    61AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:34
    Was sending out a pinch runner for Montero really the move? If it'd gone to extras, Montero could well have come up again, so shouldn't they have kept the pinch runner in reserve as a card to play later?
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Re: #61
    With runners on first and third in a walk-off situation, the runner can advance to second for free since there's no force play to worry about — so you might as well try a delayed steal, which means sending in the pinch runner.
    After the steal lands, ideally Sasaki gets a hit to seal it, but if they issue a declared intentional walk (Japan's version of an automatic IBB) to load the bases, then pinch-hit Akiyama.
    With Akiyama up, the opposing pitcher's already rattled, so maybe he draws a walk.

    That's probably the Carp bench's thinking.
    62AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:34
    Chunichi ought to get themselves tested for zombification. Only a zombie loses 3 straight to a zombie.
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:56
    Heard the guy carrying Hiroshima is Dominican — did Chunichi lose their Dominican pipeline or something?
    86AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:02
    Re: #81
    Abreu's Dominican too, though.
    99AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:21
    They were still in the first-place race up through early summer last year too, so it's not like they're actually weak. Go for 3rd place with what's left of the season.
    106AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:28
    Re: #99
    Just to be clear, that was about the Carp.
    Dragons, hang in there next season!
    117AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:46
    Ozone is northeast of central Nagoya, right? (the neighborhood where Nagoya Dome sits) Northeast has been considered the "demon's gate" (kimon) in Japan since ancient times — an inauspicious direction in traditional belief. Don't you kind of get a gloomy vibe off that direction?
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:53
    Re: #117
    Chunichi had the best run in franchise history back in the 2000s though, that was their golden era.
    149AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:25
    Hiroshima's a zombie, but Chuni-dora is just a plain corpse.
    151AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:39
    Re: #149
    Hiroshima's players are the zombies, but for Chunichi it's the manager who's the zombie.
    Inoue's results should've gotten him fired ages ago, and yet he just keeps managing on like the undead.
    156AnonymousAug 21, 2026 01:28
    Re: #149
    Nope.
    A rotting corpse.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “[Baseball] Central League: Carp 2, Dragons 1 [8/20] — Carp sweep series 3-0 with walk-off win, Chunichi’s Abreu wild-pitches his way into a 4th straight loss.”

  • Drinking Solo with KFC as His Side Dish — 5ch: “I Went From 110kg to 55kg”

    A thread popped up on 5ch (Newsspeed VIP, a rapid-fire anonymous board) where the poster announced he’d bought KFC and was starting a solo drinking session with it as his side dish. Between chatter about KFC’s upcoming anniversary combo and news of Uma Musume (a hit horse-girl gacha game) trading cards reselling for huge markups, the thread’s original poster revealed he’d dieted down from 110kg to 55kg — and things spiraled from there into how diabetes actually works and how many pachinko parlors have closed down.

    1Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:30
    (´;ω;`) Drinking with chicken as my snack
    2Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    (´・ω・`) Looks super tasty
    3Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    Re: #2
    (´;ω;`) Haven't bought KFC in a while (he says "keta-chiki," slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken)
    4Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    Your keyboard's so filthy it's stealing all my attention
    6Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:31
    Re: #4
    (´;ω;`) Just forget I posted it
    8Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:32
    They're doing the anniversary combo pack in about a week though (KFC Japan runs a special "birthday festival" deal every August)
    12Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:33
    Re: #8
    (´;ω;`) Can't wait that long
    18Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:35
    Eating while staring at that disgusting keyboard can't taste good
    20Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:35
    Re: #18
    (´;ω;`) It's not dirty
    22Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა A similar one will only be ¥990 pretty soon anyway
    The Founder's Pack kicks off around the 28th
    25Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    Re: #22
    (´;ω;`) Seriously?… Guess I'll have to buy it again then
    23Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    (´;ω;`) Today I went drinking and eating at Senbayashi shopping street in Osaka (a famous old-school covered shotengai retail arcade)
    200Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:41
    Re: #23
    Why are you eating again? You're eating way too much
    24Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:36
    If you pull a hit card from the Uma Musume packs right now, it'll resell for ¥10,000 or more
    26Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:37
    Re: #24
    (´;ω;`) Seriously???? I'm not into Uma Musume and figured I didn't need it, but did I just flush a bunch of expected value down the drain…
    27Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:37
    Nice, I love the Original Recipe chicken
    28Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:38
    Re: #27
    (´;ω;`) Honestly this is the best one in the end… I eat it right down to the bone
    35Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:42
    (´;ω;`) Gonna eat the side chicken now

    42Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:43
    Re: #35
    That mayo's loaded with sugar, you know…
    63Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:50
    (´;ω;`) Check it out, I got Urin-chan! (a mascot figure tied to the Umi Monogatari pachinko series)
    64Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:51
    Re: #63
    ૮₍ ・ω・ ₎ა who's that
    65Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 21:51
    (´;ω;`) That completes my Umi Monogatari capsule-toy set! (Umi Monogatari, "Sea Story," is a long-running, hugely popular pachinko slot series)
    88Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:03
    I always figured diabetes was an overweight-person thing
    90Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:04
    Re: #88
    (´・ω・`) You can get it even when you're thin
    It actually has nothing to do with being fat or skinny
    It's a symptom of your insulin running too high
    92Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:04
    Re: #88
    (´;ω;`) I went on a serious diet and dropped from 110kg (about 242 lbs) to 55kg (about 121 lbs)
    105Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:09
    (´;ω;`) I'll show this to just you guys ♡♡

    126Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:15
    Re: #122
    (´;ω;`) Honestly I'm fine staying like this… the only ways to get rid of the loose skin are building muscle or having it surgically removed
    135Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:17
    Re: #132
    (´;ω;`) Is it actually true that pachinko parlors will be extinct in 20 years?
    141Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:18
    Re: #135
    People were saying the exact same thing 20 years ago when the "5th-gen" machines came in (a regulatory generation of pachislot machines)
    145Anonymous (5ch VIP board)Aug 20, 2026 22:19
    Re: #135
    Back during COVID, when everyone said they were collapsing left and right, there were still about 9,000 parlors — now it's under 6,000
    Well, I bet casinos will show up eventually anyway

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´;ω;`) I bought some KFC!

  • Why Isn’t the Death of 4 Weed-Clearing Workers Hit by a Tobu Express Train a Bigger Deal?

    After a Tobu Railway express train struck and killed four track weed-clearing workers, passengers were seen smiling during TV interviews about the incident — prompting posters on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum) to ask, “Why isn’t this a bigger deal?”

    The thread argued over who’s liable for damages, the dangerous reality of track-maintenance and weed-clearing work, and why the story has gotten so little media coverage.

    1Anonymous (lit. "Still-Running Nameless," a train-themed handle used on this board)Aug 20, 2026 19:06
    What is even going on here…
    4AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:07
    I guess society just figures it doesn't matter much since it was "only" weed-clearing workers who died… I mean, passengers were literally smiling in their interviews, saying stuff like "it was rough" or "wow, what a shock."
    7AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:08
    Re: #4
    That's insane.
    18AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:14
    Re: #4
    The smiling really got to me…
    11AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:10
    Shows how little a life is worth when it's an older, single laborer. If it had been 4 JK (schoolgirls), this would be huge news.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:31
    Railway weed-clearing is insanely dangerous, life-on-the-line work — so why does it pay so little?
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:32
    Re: #50
    If there wasn't some careless guy on the crew, the accident wouldn't have happened at all, no?
    71AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:39
    Re: #50
    Well, it's not like they're producing anything. Just cutting grass.
    67AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:38
    The only silver lining is the families get money out of this. Gotta be at least 300 million yen (~$2M) per person, easy.
    69AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:39
    Re: #67
    They weren't paying passengers, so if anything this'll be handled as a straight-up damages/liability claim.
    74AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:40
    Re: #67
    If this ends the way TEPCO did (the utility whose stock cratered after the Fukushima disaster), you already know what to do with Tobu Railway stock, right?
    72AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:39
    Is the media not criticizing Tobu Railway because they're getting paid off or something?
    75AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:40
    Re: #72
    I don't think it's that… though I have no idea how much they spend on TV ads.
    76AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:41
    Re: #72
    They're just still in the "prep work" stage.
    77AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:41
    Re: #72
    These days the media gets bashed for emotional criticism, so they hold back.
    95AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:51
    So who's paying for the damage to the train itself? The workers' families?
    97AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:53
    Re: #95
    The train photographers ("tori-tetsu" — obsessive railfans who chase trains for photos). Reason: because they're creepy.
    98AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:53
    Re: #95
    I'd guess the people who were struck and killed probably weren't at fault at all. Beyond that, we really won't know until it's properly investigated.
    (-人-) [hands clasped in prayer]
    101AnonymousAug 20, 2026 19:56
    Re: #98
    The fault lies with the workers who died, their lookout colleague, and the company.
    103AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:02
    Re: #101
    We don't even know the contractual liability between Tobu and the contractor. Until this is properly investigated, outsiders like us have no business prejudging who owes how much in damages.
    126AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:27
    Re: #103
    Don't strain yourself trying to sound smart with words like "prejudge" lmao
    147AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:36
    Re: #103
    Don't jump in when you don't know anything. This kind of work belongs to the track-maintenance contractors. The dead workers' company was contracted for track maintenance — weed-clearing is just one part of that job. And safety management during the work is the contractor's responsibility.
    113AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:13
    Is it a disregard for human life that they don't just stop running trains while weed-clearing is going on?
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:24
    Re: #113
    You can't do weed-clearing in the middle of the night, and you can't just halt trains during the day either. Even when the Yamanote Line announces service suspensions for construction way ahead of time, tons of idiots still show up on the day and complain to station staff.
    153AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:40
    Re: #113
    Nah, that's not it. At night there's the real track-maintenance work — swapping out rails, replacing gravel ballast, serious stuff. And they have to finish all of that in the 4-5 hours between the last train and the first train. Daytime weed-clearing is more like side pocket-money work.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread “Tobu Railway: ‘Our express train ran over and killed 4 weed-clearing workers’ — Why isn’t this a bigger deal?”

  • PE Teacher Pulls Man From Burning Car With Bare Hands — 5ch: “Wild That He Even Thought He Could Bend the Door”

    A video showing a health-and-PE teacher pulling someone out of a burning car with his bare hands went viral on 5ch’s “Nanidemo Jikkyo” board (a general live-discussion/news board). While many praised him for pushing through the heat to save the person, some questioned why the driver couldn’t get out on their own. One post about the thread’s own title also drew attention — noting that engagement jumped once the headline was changed from a mocking tone to a more factual one.

    6Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:06
    Lucky break that the wrecked car was a kei car (Japan's compact 'light' cars) — rare case where that actually worked in his favor.
    75Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:50
    Re: #6
    Might wanna update that brain of yours, grandpa.
    10Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:07
    Was he in the other car involved in the crash?
    21Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:13
    Re: #10
    Nah, he's in the car that was recording it — the dashcam car.
    22Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:13
    Whoever caused this crash better not get behind a wheel again — surviving a dumb accident like this was basically a miracle.
    102Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:08
    Re: #22
    What kind of accident was it, anyway?
    27Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:15
    This has gotta be huge for the school's image, right?
    Wonder if he gets a bonus out of it.
    45Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:26
    I could pull that off too, I just never get the chance.
    51Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:33
    Re: #45
    That door was hot enough to burn your skin, man.
    50Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:33
    Wild that he even thought he could bend the door.
    Most people who wanted to help would still be too scared to get near a burning car — this guy is legitimately cool.
    53Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:34
    Re: #50
    Just the thought of touching a burning car is nuts on its own.
    And he actually got the guy out. Genuinely badass.
    79Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:52
    If the driver wasn't pinned in, couldn't he have broken it open from the inside himself? Was he just too panicked to move, or was he not strong enough?
    84Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 14:55
    Re: #79
    Which do you think gets you more force — pushing while sitting down, or standing up and throwing your full body weight into it?
    91Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:00
    That first light touch was probably him checking it wasn't scorching hot to the point of being unbearable.
    Lucky the fire hadn't spread over the whole car yet.
    Still, it's dangerous — ideally you'd want gloves or a helmet, but I doubt many people keep those in their car.
    93Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:01
    Re: #91
    Even if it's too hot bare-handed, he probably could've stripped off his shirt and used it to grip and pull.
    100Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:07
    "Not really, no special training or anything."
    113Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:20
    Re: #100
    A fire extinguisher would've been the ideal thing to have on hand.
    114Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:21
    Re: #113
    Lol, the guy inside is coughing his lungs out.
    119Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:23
    Re: #113
    Even with the guy inside coughing that bad, is dousing the fire one second faster with an extinguisher actually the right call?
    121Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:25
    These doors bend more easily than you'd think — I tried bending my mom's kei car door once for fun.
    Put my full 120kg into it and it just caved right in. Mom was in tears of joy over how strong I am.
    126Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:34
    Re: #121
    This tweet is way too funny.
    144Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 15:54
    Wild how just changing the thread title changes how much traction it gets. The first thread I ever made, three days ago, had some snarky title mocking PE teachers, and sure enough it never even hit 20 replies.
    152Still Standing AnonymousAug 20, 2026 16:04
    Re: #144
    Contrarian takes just kill the mood.
    The guy did something genuinely admirable here.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanidemo Jikkyo board) thread “[Video] PE Teacher Rescues Person Bare-Handed from a Burning Car 🚙🔥wwwwwwwwww” (the trailing “www” is Japanese internet shorthand for laughter, like “lol” repeated).

  • Tokyo-Area Condo Prices Hit Record ¥164.93 Million Average — 5ch Asks “Who Can Even Afford This?”

    The average price of new condominiums in the greater Tokyo area jumped 63.7% year-on-year to ¥164.93 million, while Tokyo’s 23 wards rose 96% to ¥265.20 million — both record highs. On 5ch, posters cried out with “Who can even afford this?” and “Only investors and the rich can live there now,” while others pointed to a Canadian investment fund’s ¥100 billion bulk purchase and asset inflation driven by the government’s aggressive fiscal spending.

    The average price of new condominiums in the greater Tokyo area has topped ¥160 million, setting a new record high. The average price in Tokyo’s 23 wards also hit a new record, reaching ¥265.20 million.

    According to the Real Estate Economic Institute, the average price of new condominiums sold in the greater Tokyo area in July rose 63.7% year-on-year to ¥164.93 million — the highest since records began.

    Within that, Tokyo’s 23 wards saw a 96% increase to ¥265.20 million, also a new record high.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:03:34.25
    Might just sell my used condo and move back in with my parents.
    195!dungareen2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:59:49.06
    Re: #3
    That's the way to go.
    I already sold mine and retired early (FIRE — Financial Independence, Retire Early).
    Living it up every day in a cool mountain retreat.
    5Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:05:35.48
    Cheaper than I expected, honestly.
    Guess that's still about right.
    15Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:15:28.44
    Re: #5
    That's a 96% jump.
    Go ahead, keep buying up.
    9Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:07:51.64
    Only investors and rich people can afford to live there now — hurry up and crash already.
    18Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:17:34.41
    Civil servants who whine about 'life being tough' with a straight face while quietly taking out a mortgage on their own home
    https://rio2016.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/koumu/1724138468/
    26Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:25:47.45
    Re: #18
    Life is tough, sure, but
    I got my own home anyway.

    It's a detached house, so I'm living comfortably.
    148Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:24:28.43
    Re: #18
    Well, life is tough whether you're a civil servant or work in the private sector.
    21Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:20:57.31
    If you'd just move a little farther out, you could live in a mansion.
    24Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:23:27.19
    Re: #21
    'Chiba-verly Hills,' huh (a joking nickname for pricier Chiba suburbs, punning on 'Beverly Hills').
    22Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:21:15.24
    There must be enough people who can afford it if that's the price, right?
    What's the actual problem?
    25Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:25:37.38
    Re: #22
    The problem is I'm not one of those people.
    31Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:27:20.06
    There are probably idiots out there taking out 50-year mortgages in their 20s for this, right?
    44Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:31:43.58
    Re: #31
    Well, maxing out a mortgage and investing whatever's left over is the more profitable move.
    Are you too broke to understand how interest rates work?
    47Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:33:35.57
    Re: #44
    Excuse me?
    Don't talk nonsense to me — I hold a Level 1 Certified Financial Planner license (Japan's top-tier FP qualification).
    61Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:37:56.43
    Re: #44
    Under [PM] Takaichi's aggressive fiscal spending,
    the winners are whoever borrows money and buys land.
    Kind of like the old bubble era…
    36Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:28:49.76
    Feels like it was just last year that breaking ¥100 million was the big news lol
    45Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:31:43.90
    Re: #36
    There's also news that new detached houses are actually the cheaper option now.

    'New detached houses in Tokyo's 23 wards holding steady in the ¥90 million range — seen as a bargain versus condos, driving demand'
    Products
    August 12, 2026, 11:00
    [Subscriber-only article]
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUB067XB0W6A800C2000000/

    There was a thread about this on 5ch.io a little while back too:

    '[Tokyo's 23 Wards] New detached houses holding at ¥90 million range — seen as a bargain versus condos' [Nomi no Ichi★ — a regular handle used by 5ch's automated news-thread poster]
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1786501861/
    46Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:31:48.44
    What is going on with this?
    Who can even afford this?
    Regulate it like Singapore does.
    55Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:36:04.16
    Re: #46
    It's because foreign firms are buying it up as a business.
    Gotta hand it to them, pretty sharp.

    'Canadian fund buys up 50 domestic condo buildings in bulk for ¥100 billion, moving into the rental market'
    Financial institutions
    August 14, 2026, 18:00 [Paid subscriber-only article]
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUB302N90Q6A730C2000000/

    Inflows of overseas investment money into Japan's housing market continue.
    Canadian investment fund Brookfield recently bought up rental condominiums across the four major metro areas in bulk for over ¥100 billion.
    Some see the price surge as topping out, but the fund expects resilient demand amid an inflationary economy.

    Brookfield is one of the world's leading infrastructure and real estate investment funds.
    It has previously invested in properties like Dentsu Group's headquarters building in Shiodome, Tokyo, but this marks its first move into Japan's residential market.
    171Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:43:32.93
    Re: #46
    Only fools hold these as individual owners anymore.
    Less than half the units in buildings like this are actually lived in.
    The rooms sell fine, but since they're investment units the buildings are hollow inside.
    The management association can never agree on anything, so you can guess how that ends up.
    63Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:38:40.35
    The more the population shrinks, the more it concentrates in the greater Tokyo area.
    Sure, ¥200 million could build you a mansion out in the countryside, but 20 or 30 years from now when you go to sell, a Tokyo place could easily fetch ¥300-400 million.
    A countryside mansion, at best, is worth next to nothing — worst case, you end up paying just to get rid of it.
    70Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:40:47.79
    Re: #63
    You think a tower condo in Kitasenju (a once-working-class Tokyo neighborhood that's become trendy) is going to skyrocket or something?
    74Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:41:35.21
    Re: #70
    It will.
    Check back in 20 years.
    80Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 21:42:24.37
    Re: #74
    It didn't hold up last time, during the bubble era.
    150Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:27:11.26
    Still, everyone wants to live in Tokyo.
    Prefectures People Want to Live In, 2026 ranking

    'Ii Heya Net Livability & Desired-to-Live-In Towns Ranking 2026 (Prefecture Edition)' released
    August 19, 2026

    https://www.kentaku.co.jp/news/survey/2026/sumicoco_todofuken2026.html

    153Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:29:25.20
    'Ii Heya Net Livability & Desired-to-Live-In Towns Ranking 2026 (Prefecture Edition)' released
    August 19, 2026

    Livability Ranking 2026
    Prefecture ranking

    https://www.kentaku.co.jp/news/survey/2026/sumicoco_todofuken2026.html

    160Anonymous2026/08/20 (Thu) 22:34:05.96
    Re: #153
    Made it into the top 10 lol

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Greater Tokyo’s July New Condo Prices Hit Record ¥164.93 Million Average — 23 Wards at ¥265.20 Million.”

  • Kazuhiro Kiyohara Turns 59: Ex-Wife Aki Marks the Day with a Family Photo Cake

    Model Aki shared on Instagram that she celebrated the 59th birthday of her ex-husband, former pro baseball star Kazuhiro Kiyohara, with a cake decorated with family photos. Her caption — “I’ll be by your side for the year leading up to your kanreki (a traditional 60th-birthday milestone in Japan)” — set off a flurry of theories on 5ch (a major Japanese anonymous forum), ranging from “she’s just too embarrassed to explain” to talk of a “fake divorce.” Commenters also weighed in on Kiyohara’s character and on Aki’s current career.

    Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s 59th Birthday… Ex-Wife Aki: “I’ll Be By Your Side for the Year Until Your Kanreki…” — Prepares Cake with Family Photos to Celebrate

    On August 18, 2026, model Aki (57) updated her Instagram Stories to mark her ex-husband Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s 59th birthday, sharing family photos in the process.

    ■ “I’ll Be By Your Side for the Year Until Your Kanreki…”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    2AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:11
    What does 'by your side' even mean? Are they remarrying?
    32AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:26
    Re: #2
    I genuinely have no idea.
    Can't even guess.
    123AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:21
    Re: #2
    They've probably gone full 'just friends.'
    Doesn't work as a married couple, but plenty of exes get along great once they're just friends.
    154AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:55
    Re: #2
    It was basically a fake divorce all along.
    Guess they've given up hiding it now.
    10AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:14
    Say what you want about Kiyohara, but he's so relatably flawed that people end up loving him anyway.
    15AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:16
    Re: #10
    If you put him on a hero pedestal you'll be seriously let down by his character.
    But if you just think of him as a 'big kid' and watch over him, he somehow comes off endearing.
    55AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:33
    Re: #10
    I'm a bit younger than his generation and I can't stand him.
    Low batting average at Seibu (his first pro team) yet full of himself anyway, then at the Giants he didn't even take the game seriously and put his energy into bullying teammates instead.
    Zero good impressions of the guy from me.
    23AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:22
    What's the actual meaning behind 'until his kanreki,' I wonder.
    53AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:31
    Re: #23
    Isn't it just her covering embarrassment?
    She hasn't remarried anyone either —
    I'd guess out of sheer kindness she'll just stay close to him till the end.
    95AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:53
    Re: #23
    Maybe so.
    But I can't help suspecting something like: their eldest son is set to marry next year, and once that's wrapped up, it's a clean goodbye.
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:25
    She can't get by without Kiyohara's money either, you know.
    34AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:27
    Re: #28
    Why would you say that lol
    Aki's all over TV these days.
    51AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:31
    Re: #28
    If anything, his ex-wife earns more than him now.
    112AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:08
    Re: #28
    You see her constantly in fashion spreads aimed at middle-aged women — the whole 'Aki wears such-and-such' genre.
    I'd say she's one of the more in-demand models in her age bracket.
    36AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:27
    Didn't she keep the Kiyohara surname even after the divorce?
    They still seem to be in touch too — it's a strange relationship somehow.
    80AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:47
    Re: #36
    That's probably just Aki's sense of loyalty/generosity.
    The kids love Kiyohara too, so I guess this setup feels natural for everyone at this point.
    129AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:26
    Re: #36
    He was arrested over shabu (Japanese slang for methamphetamine), so I think she wanted the divorce to send the message 'we have nothing to do with Kiyohara.'
    Their kids were enrolled at Keio (a prestigious private school system), so my guess is staying enrolled required the divorce.
    48AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:29
    What a big-hearted ex-wife.
    I wonder if he treated her really well back at the start.
    57AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:33
    Re: #48
    Apparently he had his wife's parents, who needed nursing care, moved in nearby.
    She's said she's grateful she got to care for them with no regrets right up until they passed.
    50AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:31
    159AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:15
    Re: #50
    For someone in his mid-fifties, that's actually holding up well.
    66AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:38
    In Kiyo's case he's probably dealing with depression too —
    his mental state just isn't stable.
    That's exactly why his ex-wife and the whole family keep an eye on him.
    68AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:39
    Re: #66
    If it's a side effect of antidepressants, that would explain a lot.
    75AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:42
    Re: #66
    I think he's still seeing a doctor for it now —
    heard it straight from Kiyohara himself in some interview.
    81AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:48

    This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Sports & Entertainment Express+) thread “[Baseball] Kazuhiro Kiyohara’s 59th Birthday… Ex-Wife Aki: ‘I’ll Be By Your Side for the Year Until Your Kanreki…’ — Prepares Cake with Family Photos to Celebrate.”

  • Four rail workers killed on Tobu Nikko Line — Japanese forums question why two were listed as “occupation unknown”

    After a limited express train struck and killed four track workers on the Tobu Nikko Line in Kanuma City, Tochigi Prefecture, users on 5channel (Japan’s largest anonymous forum) raised questions about why two of the four victims were reported as having an “unknown occupation.” Discussion also centered on how the workers failed to evacuate even though a lookout had waved a flag and the train had sounded its horn, as well as the fact that two of the four victims lived together at the same residence in Utsunomiya.

    Identities of four workers killed after being struck by limited express train on Tobu Nikko Line tracks confirmed — Kanuma City, Tochigi

    Police announced tonight that the identities of the four deceased have been confirmed.

    The four are Kazuyoshi Ishikawa (67) and Toshihiko Watanabe (65), both of unknown occupation, who lived together at a residence in Kamiozo, Utsunomiya; Shigenobu Ōge (53), of unknown occupation, from Tega, Nikko City; and company employee Kazuya Sato (54), from Kiwatajima, Nikko City.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    12AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:47
    Don't tell me they were using Timee (a Japanese gig-work app for booking same-day temp jobs) for this…
    28AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:52
    Re: #12
    There was apparently a Timee listing for it
    17AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:48
    A 67-year-old and a 65-year-old living together in the same house… what's the relationship there?
    26AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:50
    Hold on, the law requires a lookout or guard to be posted whenever this kind of work is done.
    So what was the guy in that role even doing?
    32AnonymousAug 20, 2026 20:53
    Re: #26
    In the accident where the limited express Spacia X No. 2 struck and killed four male workers at Shin-Kanuma Station on the Tobu Nikko Line on the morning of the 20th, Tobu Railway told reporters that the work lookout had signaled the driver with a flag, and the driver had sounded the horn in response. It appears the workers were unable to evacuate for some reason.

    According to Tobu Railway, when weeding or other work is done on the tracks, the lookout is supposed to signal with a flag that work is underway whenever a train approaches. This time too, a green flag was raised, and the driver sounded the horn to confirm the flag had been seen.
    59AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:00
    People are blaming the lookout, but
    the lookout is only told to wave a flag when a train comes.
    They're not actually obligated to ensure the safety of the workers on site,
    and they probably aren't paid enough to carry that kind of responsibility anyway.
    63AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:01
    Re: #59
    If you're getting paid, give it your all.
    165AnonymousAug 21, 2026 00:11
    Re: #59
    Wasn't the lookout supposed to be a Tobu employee though?
    If even they don't take accident prevention seriously, the poor Timee workers can't exactly trust them with their lives.
    92AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:16
    So the people who can't spare a thought for others' lives and happiness are the ones sitting at the top of society.
    93fusianasan (a legendary 5ch screen name — using it was once a 'trap' that could expose the poster's real identity, so it's now a running joke handle)Aug 20, 2026 21:17
    Re: #92
    。゚(゚´Д`゚)゚。 (a crying kaomoji)
    94AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:17
    Re: #92
    Have you never heard of Keidanren? (Japan's powerful business lobby, the Japan Business Federation)
    112AnonymousAug 20, 2026 21:44
    The line about them 'living together at a residence' isn't in the linked article anymore, is it? Did they delete it?
    122AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:12
    674 Anonymous Donburako 2026/08/20(木) 21:58:56.28 ID:9mFOTBza0

    You're right.

    (Before edit) The four are Kazuyoshi Ishikawa (67) and Toshihiko Watanabe (65), both of unknown occupation, who lived together at a residence in Kamiozo, Utsunomiya; Shigenobu Ōge (53), of unknown occupation, from Tega, Nikko City; and company employee Kazuya Sato (54), from Kiwatajima, Nikko City.

    (After edit) The four are Kazuyoshi Ishikawa (67) and Toshihiko Watanabe (65), both of unknown occupation, from Kamiozo, Utsunomiya; Shigenobu Ōge (53), of unknown occupation, from Tega, Nikko City; and company employee Kazuya Sato (54), from Kiwatajima, Nikko City.
    126fusianasanAug 20, 2026 22:21
    Re: #112
    Re: #122
    Whaaat……

    This is TBS (a major Japanese TV network/news outlet) we're talking about……
    125AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:20
    Isn't track work usually done at night?
    128fusianasanAug 20, 2026 22:23
    Re: #125
    That's what I thought too.

    11 AM, in broad daylight, really?
    127AnonymousAug 20, 2026 22:22
    Even if they weren't directly employed by Tobu, they were still track maintenance workers, lol.
    Why report it as 'unknown occupation'?
    129fusianasanAug 20, 2026 22:24
    Re: #127
    There must be some dark secret they really don't want to say.
    149AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:23
    What could 'unable to evacuate for some reason' actually mean?
    Let's list out the possible factors.
    One each, everybody.
    153AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:28
    Re: #149
    Maybe no flag was actually waved and no horn actually sounded.
    155fusianasanAug 20, 2026 23:33
    Re: #149
    Maybe there actually was no lookout at all.
    154AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:29
    Is JR the only company where a driver involved in a fatal accident gets a week off to protect their mental health?
    160AnonymousAug 20, 2026 23:47
    Re: #154
    Private railways don't have such a soft rule.
    Tobu even has a hardcore driver who's been in two fatal accidents on the same train.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project board) thread “The Mystery: Track Worker Hit by Tobu Line Train Was of ‘Unknown Occupation’.”