Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Will Central Tokyo Condo Prices Keep Soaring? 5ch: ‘Tokyo Isn’t Real Demand — Everywhere Else Just Sank’

    An article in which real estate consultant Tomohiro Makino argued that “Tokyo’s concentration of population won’t continue” became a hot topic on 5ch’s News Express+ board. Opinions were divided over the background to soaring condo prices in Tokyo’s 23 wards — whether Tokyo’s demand is “real,” the wage and job gap with regional cities, and how a major earthquake might affect prices.

    With population decline and the falling birthrate and aging society posing major challenges for regional Japan, real estate consultant Tomohiro Makino points out that “Tokyo’s concentration won’t continue.” Behind this view lies the heavy housing-cost burden created by soaring condo prices in Tokyo, along with a renewed appreciation for the livability and regional value that provincial cities offer. We spoke with Makino about what’s really driving the surge in condo prices, why he believes Tokyo’s concentration won’t last, and what qualities make regional cities worth watching. (Part one of the series)

    ■ “Tokyo condo prices aren’t being driven by real demand”

    Prices for used condos in Tokyo’s 23 wards continue to climb.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:47
    ChatGPT (nicknamed "Chappy" here) is hilarious 😂

    I asked it where the most livable place in Japan is and it said Shizuoka City, #1
    Is it just currying favor with someone or what?
    i.imgur.com/2mfGQn1.png
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:51
    Re: #21
    Just asked it again and now it says Fukuoka Prefecture
    215AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:07
    Re: #21
    Seems like it changes its answer depending on who's asking
    It told me Bunkyo Ward
    Though I'm a Tokyo resident, I don't actually live in Bunkyo Ward
    Runners-up were Fukuoka City, Fukui City, Nagakute (Aichi), Sendai, and Niigata City
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:54
    I don't get what people over 30 with no real income and no prospect of ever getting a raise are trying to accomplish by clinging to Tokyo

    Are they chasing some impossible dream?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:57
    Re: #33
    Because it's easy to live alone here
    You could always live in a neighboring prefecture just outside Tokyo too
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:57
    Re: #33
    Good pay out in the regions is only for a select few, isn't it?
    Utility companies, regional banks, civil servants
    Almost all of them graduated from one particular local school
    And on top of that, those people's parents already had assets
    People with nothing (i.e. most people) either put up with low wages or have no choice but to head to the city
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:58
    The lament of a Tokyo-area commuter-town resident

    Even here I can't help comparing my hometown to Shizuoka City
    Even though its population is less than half my hometown's, the area around Shizuoka Station is way livelier. It's not just big shopping complexes — there's an old-fashioned shopping street too, and shops line the approach to the shrine
    My hometown is a commuter town for Tokyo, so maybe it's because most residents spend their days and weekends in the city? Kind of makes me sad
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:59
    I'm in UR housing (public rental apartments), but
    honestly I think I'm more satisfied than I'd be if I'd bought a condo
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:07
    During the old real estate bubble, even land out in the countryside went up
    These days, even in the regions, only certain spots are rising
    The bubble was when even worthless land shot up in price
    Tokyo has real demand behind it
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:12
    Re: #63
    The old bubble was centered on the three major metro areas
    It burst right around when it started spreading out to the regions
    (I recall that near the end, Himeji had the highest rate of price increase)
    Well, I guess it's about time for this one to burst too
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:31
    Re: #63
    Tokyo isn't real demand — everywhere else just sank, so it only looks relatively concentrated here
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:15
    Don't the people working low-wage jobs in Tokyo realize they're being exploited? Can't afford a car, can't get married, can't save any money — if that's the situation, you'd be better off job-hunting in a regional city
    81AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:18
    Re: #73
    Uh, wages are higher in Tokyo than in the regions though?
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:19
    Re: #81
    Places like Nagoya, Osaka, or Fukuoka aren't as expensive as Tokyo, and the wage level is decent too
    Why are you so fixated on Tokyo?
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:23
    Re: #84
    Nagoya might be decently high because of Toyota, but
    the rest aren't
    108AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:28
    Re: #84
    It's just being dragged down by the crowd who moved to Tokyo thinking things would somehow work out once they got here
    If you actually go about landing a proper job, the wage gap with other cities really does end up being quite large
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:15
    So next they want to cash in on regional cities too, huh
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:17
    Re: #74
    Loan interest rates are rising, so it'll be tough in the regions too
    I think we'll see more of a two-tier split
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:18
    Re: #74
    Yeah, that's the kind of article this is
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:25
    "Once the Tokyo Olympics end, condo prices will crash!"
    "The population is shrinking, so condo prices will crash!"
    "Vacant homes are exploding, so condo prices will crash!"
    "COVID means remote work now, so condo prices will crash!"

    The wishful thinking of 5ch's old-timers has been dead wrong every single time — it's honestly hilarious

    So when exactly is this crash supposed to happen?
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:28
    Re: #96
    After the big earthquake hits directly under the capital
    120AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:31
    Re: #109
    If anything, prices will go up even more after an earthquake

    All the rickety old houses will collapse
    and everyone will rush to condos
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:32
    Re: #120
    That'll be tough since property rights around there are all tangled up
    129AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:33
    Re: #120
    I get it for low-rise condos, but
    high-rises turn into hell if an earthquake knocks the power out
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:34
    Re: #108
    But aren't land prices and the cost of living way too high?
    Ordinary people can't even afford a home in the city anymore
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:36
    Re: #132
    Couldn't you just buy in Saitama or Chiba?
    It's not that different from Fukuoka
    And yet you can earn wages there that you'd never get in Fukuoka
    That's exactly why Tokyo's concentration makes sense
    140AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:37
    Re: #132
    Should've just bought one already…
    That's on you
    People who fell for the "condo prices are gonna crash!" rumors and kept renting instead
    have lost out on an insane scale
    146AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:38
    Re: #132
    The cost of living in the city isn't actually dramatically high, you know
    Even housing — if it's not a new-build condo — can be found for around 50 million yen depending on the area
    What people online imagine as "Tokyo prices and housing costs" feels like it's really just talking about the central six wards
    211AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:06
    I don't get why people idolize Tokyo
    218AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:08
    Re: #211
    I idolized Yokohama myself
    229AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:11
    Re: #211
    I was from the countryside, so yeah, I idolized it
    I've actually been living in Tokyo a long time now and have no intention of moving back to the countryside
    219AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:08
    Where does this intense hatred of Tokyo among board users come from?
    People say the mass media hypes up Tokyo, but online it's the exact opposite — everyone's dead set on trashing Tokyo at every turn
    223AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:09
    Re: #219
    It's just that it's country folk venting their grudges on 5ch
    The winners actually living it up in Tokyo aren't looking at a place like this, right?
    224AnonymousAug 23, 2026 11:10
    Re: #219
    That's only a recent thing — for a long time before that, the internet was busy mocking Osaka, or doing the whole "Saitama-!" and "Gunma-!" jokes (memes mocking those prefectures as backwater "foreign countries"), bashing the regions and glorifying Tokyo's concentration the entire time

    Background and Key Points

    Tokyo’s 23 wards are the core municipal units of the capital, and “central Tokyo” in this debate usually means an even smaller cluster — the handful of wards like Chiyoda, Minato, Shibuya, and Bunkyo where new condo prices have detached furthest from national averages. Real estate consultant Tomohiro Makino’s claim that “Tokyo’s concentration won’t continue” sits against Japan’s broader demographic crisis: a shrinking, aging population nationwide, but net in-migration to Tokyo that has persisted for decades, pulling young workers out of regional cities like Fukuoka, Sendai, and Niigata. The thread also invokes the late-1980s asset bubble, when land prices rose even in low-value rural areas before the whole market collapsed in the early 1990s — a historical trauma that shapes how Japanese posters instinctively read any sustained price rise as a bubble waiting to burst.

    The actual fault line in the thread wasn’t whether prices are high, but whether the rise reflects genuine (“real”) demand for Tokyo specifically, or is simply the appearance of concentration because regional markets and wages sank around it — the exchange between posts 63 and 122 crystallizes this. A secondary split was over wages: some insisted Tokyo pay is categorically better, others countered that outside a narrow band of elite regional employers (utilities, banks, civil service), the real comparison is between Tokyo salaries and Saitama/Chiba living costs, not Tokyo prices versus Fukuoka.

    What outside readers likely miss is that “Tokyo housing costs” as reported internationally almost always means this small central core, not the 23 wards as a whole, let alone the wider metropolitan area — a distinction one poster raised but that rarely survives translation into English-language coverage.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “‘Tokyo’s concentration won’t continue’ — Something odd about soaring condo prices in the city? An expert discusses the value of regional cities.”

  • Niigata Raises Minimum Wage to ¥1,108, Union Objects — 5ch Asks: “Can You Even Live on That?”

    The Niigata Regional Minimum Wage Council has recommended raising the hourly minimum wage by 58 yen to 1,108 yen starting in October, but labor unions including “Echigo Union” have objected, arguing that this “isn’t enough to live a decent, human life.” On 5ch’s News Express+ (Newsplus) thread, opinions clashed between those who called the raise reasonable given rising prices and those worried it would squeeze small and mid-sized businesses, sparking debate over what the minimum wage should actually be.

    Regarding Niigata Prefecture’s minimum wage, a labor union has objected to the council’s recommendation to raise it to 1,108 yen, saying “this still makes life a struggle.”

    The objection was raised by the labor unions “Echigo Union” and “Rainbow Union.”

    On the 5th, the Niigata Regional Minimum Wage Council recommended to the Niigata Labour Bureau that the prefecture’s minimum wage be raised by 58 yen to 1,108 yen, effective October 1.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:39
    Prices are skyrocketing across the board.
    Won't work unless wages rise 5% every year.
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:04
    Re: #3
    A society where they rise 5% every year — sounds great!
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:39
    What's the point of these groups that keep demanding the impossible?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:41
    Re: #4
    Trying to bump up welfare payments too? ("namapo" = slang for public welfare assistance)
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:46
    Re: #4
    Given how much prices have risen, ¥1,500 isn't such an unreasonable figure.
    An hourly wage of ¥800 15 years ago is worth ¥1,600 today.
    17AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:44
    Does a 58-yen raise suddenly make life livable?
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:49
    Half the small businesses out in the regions will go under.
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:50
    Re: #28
    If they can't raise pay, they'll just have to cut hours so the effective hourly rate clears the minimum.
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:21
    Re: #28
    If a company can't pay enough for a full-time worker to actually live on, maybe it deserves to go under.
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:54
    It's because people like you work for low wages that I get to live comfortably.
    Sorry, but please be society's sacrifice.
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:54
    Re: #44
    No, seriously —
    if we don't raise the floor,
    Japan is finished.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:57
    Re: #44
    Yeah, that's basically it.
    My own pay keeps going up, but I want everyone else to stay stuck on low wages.
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:01
    Re: #23
    Jobs will disappear.
    104AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:07
    Re: #74
    If jobs vanish over something that small, they weren't worth keeping lol. Good riddance 🥴
    122AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:11
    Re: #74
    Maybe those are jobs that deserve to disappear.

    An hourly wage of ¥800 back in the day equals about ¥1,600 now — it's obvious if you look at the numbers, but nobody brings it up.
    Even in discussions about the minimum wage, nobody mentions it.
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:04
    Raising the minimum wage is fine, but
    wages that were already above it aren't rising at all — someone needs to fix that too.
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:06
    Re: #83
    Well, that money has to come from somewhere to fund the minimum wage hike, so those other wages will rise even less.
    In the end everyone just ends up on minimum wage.
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:06
    Re: #83
    Even among full-time employees, new grads and people in their 40s are ending up on almost the same pay.
    The Ice Age generation really got screwed. ("Ice Age generation" = those who entered the job market during Japan's 1990s–2000s downturn and got stuck with poor career prospects)
    105AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:07
    But 20 years ago the hourly wage was like ¥680, right?
    112AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:09
    Re: #105
    I worked a restaurant part-time job for that rate back when I was a student.
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:10
    Re: #105
    Wasn't that a bit earlier? lol
    Anyway, food service jobs did pay low wages back then.
    126AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:12
    Is there even a country where you can live like a human being on minimum wage?
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:15
    Re: #126
    The government can just subsidize the shortfall.
    That's what taxation as wealth redistribution is supposed to be.
    149AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:17
    Re: #126
    If the minimum wage here were ¥4,000 like in the US or Europe, you could live cheap buying stuff from Japan once it's turned into some trash-tier poor country.

    A ¥1,000 bowl of ramen in Japan already feels like about ¥200 to people from overseas.
    Just eat the food from Cheap Japan.
    182AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:22
    Even on minimum wage, don't these people ever try working hard to get a raise?
    196AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:25
    Re: #182
    Even if you work hard for a raise, it only goes up by like 5-10 yen an hour.
    209AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:28
    Re: #196
    People who really work hard are earning the equivalent of ¥5,000 an hour.
    Why don't you just work hard enough to get your own wages up?
    211AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:29
    Re: #209
    An hourly rate of ¥5,000 — what big corporation is that? \(^o^)/
    212AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:29
    Re: #209
    Exactly.
    There's nothing wrong with paying ¥5,000 an hour to someone who generates ¥10,000 an hour in profit.
    199AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:25
    If the minimum wage were ¥1,500, you'd only be able to hire people expected to generate at least ¥3,000 an hour in profit.
    208AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:28
    Re: #199
    Employers made the same threats when it went from ¥900 to ¥1,100, and it turned out fine once it actually happened.
    ¥3,000 might be a stretch, but ¥1,500 is no problem at all.

    Any business that collapses over that was a zombie company hooked on slave labor anyway.
    221AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:32
    Re: #199
    Apparently if you're not generating 3x your salary in gross profit, you're basically stealing your paycheck.
    So at a ¥1,500 minimum wage, you'd need to bring in ¥4,500 an hour just to avoid running a loss.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s minimum wage is not a single national figure but a patchwork set annually by 47 prefectural councils — each made up of labor, employer, and neutral “public interest” representatives — which recommend a rate to their regional Labour Bureau based on guidance handed down from the central Minimum Wage Council each summer. Niigata’s council recommending 1,108 yen (up 58 yen) for October is this routine process playing out; unions publicly objecting to the recommendation as insufficient is also a near-annual ritual, not a sign the figure will change. What matters for context is the geographic gap this system produces: Tokyo’s minimum wage sits well above 1,100 yen while rural prefectures like Niigata lag behind, a disparity that has long been cited as a driver of young workers leaving regional areas for the capital.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t over the raise itself but over what happens next in the pay structure: whether businesses too thin-margined to absorb a wage floor increase deserve to fail, versus whether pushing the floor up simply compresses everyone else’s pay toward it, since employers fund the increase from the same budget that would otherwise go to raises above minimum wage.

    One claim worth flagging for readers: the “800 yen 15 years ago equals 1,600 yen today” comparison, repeated approvingly in the thread, overstates Japan’s actual inflation — cumulative CPI growth over that period has been nowhere near 100%, even accounting for the sharper price rises since 2022. No poster checked this, and it went unchallenged.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+/Newsplus) thread “Minimum Wage of ¥1,108 — “This Isn’t Enough to Live a Decent Life”: Labor Union Objects to Niigata Regional Minimum Wage Council’s Recommendation.”

  • Yuki Yanagita and same-year rival Sakamoto: a 700-hit career gap — 5ch: “He might catch up on everything except hits”

    Yuki Yanagita’s career stats became a hot topic on a 5ch live-thread. Compared with Giants infielder Hayato Sakamoto, who’s in the same age bracket, data showing Yanagita trailing by nearly 700 career hits — while running neck-and-neck in home runs and RBIs — got the thread buzzing.

    Opinions were split, though: some voiced concern over his shrinking number of games played and his odds of Meikyukai (Golden Players Club) induction, while others praised his high on-base percentage.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:10
    Wait, is that really okay?
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:14
    Who'd have guessed neither Yanagita nor Yamada would reach 2000 career hits
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:17
    Re: #11
    Guess he figured it's fine since he already got paid big money
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:38
    Re: #11
    Yamada aside, it was obvious early on that Yanagita wasn't gonna make it
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:14
    The Meikyukai (Golden Players Club) that lets Raidel Martinez in but not Yanagita
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:35
    Re: #12
    Rai-Maru's definitely a star though
    117AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:40
    Re: #12
    This year alone Masuda, Rai-Maru, and Yasuaki are all hitting 250 saves for Meikyukai induction
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:22
    If he keeps grinding he could still reach 2000 hits though
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:25
    Re: #20
    Another 5 years or so?
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:22
    Same age as Sakamoto but a 1000-hit gap in career total, that's insane
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:22
    Re: #21
    Sakamoto's just ridiculously good, nothing new there
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:32
    Re: #21
    "Hits"
    Sakamoto 2463, Yanagita 1719
    "Home runs"
    Sakamoto 302, Yanagita 281
    "RBI"
    Sakamoto 1071, Yanagita 950
    "Stolen bases"
    Sakamoto 163, Yanagita 162
    "Batting average"
    Sakamoto .285, Yanagita .311

    He might actually catch up in everything except hits
    90AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:19
    Re: #21
    Right now he's in way better shape than Sakamoto, honestly
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:25
    Guys like this and Itoi always end up with stats that look unimpressive
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:47
    Re: #26
    His home run power is on a completely different level than Itoi's
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:51
    Re: #26
    He's still clearly above Itoi, come on
    28AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:26
    Yanagita wasn't really about technique, he just full-swung his way into homers
    Watching someone like Murakami actually makes you appreciate real skill
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:32
    Re: #28
    Hitting .300 off a full swing like that is basically genius though
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:36
    The moment he chose to be the big fish in a small pond at a popular small-market team instead of trying for the majors, he gave up on ambition
    43AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:37
    Re: #40
    And there's today's designated Nippon-Ham (Fighters) fan showing up right on cue
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:40
    Who's actually better, him or Matsunaka?
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:43
    Re: #47
    It's almost disrespectful to even compare them
    58AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:56
    Re: #47
    They're about even right now

    Yanagita: https://npb.jp/bis/players/31835133.html
    Matsunaka: https://npb.jp/bis/players/61063884.html

    If he plays again next year he'll probably pass him in hits
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:57
    Re: #52
    So you're saying Itoi's better?
    They're both about the same tier honestly
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:59
    Re: #59
    Itoi: career-high 19 HR
    Yanagita: career-high 36 HR (30+ three times, 20+ seven times)
    74AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:06
    Re: #71
    He can't have much love left for a team that's fallen apart like that…
    He probably knows the inside info better than any amateur fan would anyway
    88AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:18
    Re: #74
    He said if he ever hit free agency he'd go to Hiroshima
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:07
    It's honestly kind of sad that Kurihara's career-high single-season home run total might end up beating his
    95AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:22
    Re: #78
    Yanagita was never really a power slugger
    People get the wrong idea because of his distance and full swings

    The real story is an average-hitting, sabermetric-type batter — .340+ three times, .350+ multiple times, OPS over 1.000 four times
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:08
    Honestly I don't even have much of an impression he's been playing games lately
    83AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:11
    Re: #79
    Games played

    2024: 52 games
    2025: 20 games

    Yeah, seems like he genuinely hasn't been playing much these past two years
    91AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:20
    Isn't this guy into thoroughbreds?
    Feels like he'd get mad if you called him a 'domestic-only recluse horse who never tried racing overseas'
    102AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:26
    Re: #91
    Ouch, that one's gonna sting
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:21
    Re: #90
    He just ran hot this year, probably shouldn't get too cocky about it… (using a pachinko term for a lucky hot streak)
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:22
    Re: #94
    Not trying to talk trash here — I'm a Giants fan myself — but…
    Sakamoto's probably done at this point
    100AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:24
    Re: #94
    Forget about Yanagita, Sakamoto's clearly hit his limit
    97AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:23
    Re: #95
    If there were a stat category for 'few homers but high slugging percentage,' would he rank near the top?
    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:26
    Re: #97
    Actually his on-base percentage is what makes him elite
    Comparing just years active in NPB, he's above Hideki Matsui
    His career OBP already sits at .405

    Aside from active player Kondo, the only guys over .400 OBP are Oh, Ochiai, and Matsui

    Background and Key Points

    Yuki Yanagita is SoftBank Hawks’ longtime outfielder and one of the best pure hitters of his generation; Hayato Sakamoto is Yomiuri Giants’ longtime infielder, born the same year, making direct career-arc comparisons irresistible on Japanese boards. The number driving the thread is Meikyukai, the “Golden Players Club” that Japanese baseball uses as an informal hall-of-fame threshold: batters typically need 2,000 career hits, pitchers 200 wins or 250 saves. Sakamoto is well past 2,400 hits and closing in easily; Yanagita sits around 1,719, and with just 52 games in 2024 and 20 in 2025, posters doubt he’ll ever reach 2,000.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over the hit gap itself — everyone agrees it’s real — but over what it means. One camp reads it as decline: fewer games, a fading shot at Meikyukai, a career that will look “underwhelming” on paper next to Sakamoto’s. The other camp points to the rate stats posted mid-thread — Yanagita’s .311 average and .311/.405 OBP profile against Sakamoto’s .285 — as proof he’s actually the better hitter per plate appearance, just with far less accumulated volume.

    What a non-Japanese reader is likely to miss is that Meikyukai induction is about counting-stat milestones, not quality, so a superior hitter can simply age out of eligibility through injury and reduced playing time rather than declining skill. The thread never mentions that Meikyukai membership is honorary and carries no salary or roster implications — it’s a reputational marker, not a competitive one, which is why posters treat missing it as tragic rather than trivial.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Yuki Yanagita looks like he’s gonna finish his career with way more underwhelming stats than expected lolololololol.”

  • Fierce Thunderstorms Slam Kanto — Nogizaka46 Concert Hit With Entry Restrictions

    On the afternoon of August 22, 2026, unforecast heavy rain and thunder pounded the Kanto region for hours, prompting Tokyo to issue a Level 4 Heavy Rain Emergency Warning. At Nogizaka46’s concert at Meiji Jingu Stadium, entry was temporarily restricted due to lightning near the venue, while reports of flooding and water intrusion poured in from across the region.

    On 5ch, opinions split between those calling it “just an afternoon shower” or “business as usual,” and those insisting it was “abnormal rainfall nobody forecast.” The thread heated up further with theories blaming urbanization or global warming — and even a few conspiracy theories thrown in for good measure.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:40
    Yikes.
    4AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:42
    Nah, summer's always like this.
    5AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:43
    Way too much rain falls at once.
    It never used to flood this often.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:43
    Oh, I thought something big happened, but it's just an afternoon shower?
    That's not chaos at all, just business as usual.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:47
    Re: #6
    That's not an afternoon shower.
    Heavy rain nobody forecast has been going for two hours straight now.
    7AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:45
    Probably those tower condos' fault or something~ not that I'd know~ (tacking on a shrug with "知らんけど," basically "don't quote me")
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:45
    This is worse than when Chiba flooded recently, isn't it?
    9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:46
    Idiots and old folks only ever talk about the weather.
    It's not even worth making a fuss over — hot, cold, it rained, whatever.
    14AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:48
    Re: #9
    It's actually the opposite —
    idiots only ever talk about work and data.
    Especially middle-aged guys.
    58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    Re: #9
    You forgot Fukuoka people (running joke that they're obsessed with weather talk).
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:46
    We're kind of past the era of holding festivals this time of year.
    12AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:47
    Kanagawa — Guerrilla Downpour [421685208]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/news/1787375579/
    18AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:50
    Rain's insane, rain's insane, rain's insane [421685208]
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/news/1787383715/
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:51
    Active rain clouds forming over Kanto — watch for road flooding and underground facility water intrusion into tonight, 8/22 (Sat) [♪♪♪★]
    https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1787384600/
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:54

    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7150852.jpeg
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:56
    Guess we should call it a "Super Guerrilla" downpour or something.
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:58
    My nearest station sits in a low hollow, so rainwater came pouring in from all around — it was intense.
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:58
    Thunderstorms are probably just what happens when incredibly strict people suddenly show a moment of kindness, y'know?
    30AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:59
    Ugh, and I was just about to head out!
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:01
    Tokyo's got the "Underground Temple," so it'll be fine, right? (nickname for the giant flood-diversion tunnel system)
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:01
    Rain came in through the shared hallway and right into my apartment.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:07
    That famous "Underground Temple" is part of the Ayase River system, so it doesn't do much against all this rain coming from the west lately.
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:09
    Nogizaka's doing a live show in Kunitachi, hope they're okay.
    47AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:13
    Re: #40
    It's Jingu, not Kunitachi.


    Notice Regarding Entry at the Tokyo Performance of "Midsummer National Tour 2026" @ Meiji Jingu Stadium Due to Lightning Near the Venue — Saturday, August 22
    2026.08.22
    NEWS
    Lightning has been confirmed in the area around the venue, so for safety reasons entry is being temporarily restricted.

    Guests who have already arrived near the venue are being let in gradually — please follow staff instructions to enter and proceed to the covered concourse area.

    Guests currently waiting in a safe location, such as a covered facility near the venue, please do not force your way to the venue and continue waiting where you are for the time being.
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:09
    We're hearing "Level 4" so often nationwide that people are getting numb to it.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:09
    Don't just casually slap out warnings so you're covered on liability later.
    44AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:09
    Watching the Zenpukuji River livecam, looks like it's about to overflow.
    50AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:14
    Tokyo currently under a Level 4 Heavy Rain Emergency Warning.
    51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:14
    It's not stalled over one spot like last time, so it should be fine.
    53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:16
    Being in an outdoor stadium while thunder's rolling is scary.
    54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:18
    Re: #48
    If it's pouring this hard, running won't help anyway —
    walking it off with a calm face, that's what makes a real man.
    56AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:19
    Re: #54

    That's a nasty way to wipe out.
    55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:19
    Ran to the supermarket during a lull, and it's already raining again.
    Thank god for the rain radar app.
    62AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:47
    An afternoon shower (yūdachi) is rain that falls from cumulonimbus clouds (towering thunderheads) formed when strong summer sunlight heats moist air near the ground, causing it to rise — it typically clears up within an hour at most.
    69AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:04
    Chemtrails in the middle of the night → mysterious mackerel-sky clouds, or a thin membrane-like haze that seems to amplify the heat.
    Hot, then cool, then hot again.
    If this were really global warming, it should be getting hotter year-round — this doesn't add up.
    74AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:12
    Re: #69
    Sounds like you're misunderstanding what global warming actually means.
    It's less about temperatures simply rising and more about extreme weather becoming more frequent.
    Record winter snowstorms and sudden heavy snowfall are also effects of warming.
    Typhoon numbers are above average this year too, and that's another effect of warming.
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:19
    Re: #69
    It's HAARP and chemtrails, right?

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Meteorological Agency issues rain warnings on a five-tier scale, and a Level 4 “Emergency Warning” (特別警報級の一歩手前, technically 警戒レベル4相当) is meant to trigger evacuation-level caution — not routine advice, which is why posters like #42 note the label gets thrown around so often now that people are becoming desensitized to it. Nogizaka46 is one of Japan’s top idol groups, and Meiji Jingu Stadium, an open-air ballpark in central Tokyo, has no roof, which is exactly why lightning nearby forces a hard stop on entry rather than a mere delay. The “Underground Temple” nickname in the thread refers to the real Metropolitan Area Outer Underground Discharge Channel in Saitama, a cavernous flood-diversion tunnel often shown in documentaries — but as poster #39 correctly notes, it drains the Ayase/Naka river system northeast of Tokyo and does nothing for the western-originating storm cells that have been hitting the region lately.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t rain-vs-no-rain, it’s classification: whether this was an ordinary yūdachi (a short, predictable summer thunderstorm from daytime heating, as #62 defines it) or an unforecast anomaly. That distinction matters because Japan’s summer storms are increasingly “guerrilla downpours” (ゲリラ豪雨) — hyper-localized, radar-defying cells tied to urban heat-island effects, not the broader, slower systems yūdachi implies.

    What outsiders may miss: no one in the thread mentions that Tokyo’s flood infrastructure is fragmented by river system, so a facility built for one part of the metro area offers zero protection elsewhere — a gap in Tokyo’s flood defenses that’s more structural than the “it’s just weather” framing suggests.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “The Weather’s Been Absolutely Insane Lately”.

  • My Wig Debut Went Totally Unnoticed — 5chers: “The People You See Every Day HAVE Noticed”

    A poster who started wearing a wig after a job transfer got a reaction from 5ch’s realtime-thread crowd. Their report that “seriously, nobody’s noticed” drew a string of insights only fellow wig-wearers would know, like “the people you see every day have noticed — they call you ‘Toupee’ behind your back” and “the trick is not making the hair volume look unnaturally thick.” The conversation broadened into hair loss in general, touching on finasteride’s side effects and the rise of thinning hair among young women.

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:36
    Seems like nobody's noticed at all
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:37
    Re: #4
    No, seriously, nobody's noticed
    23AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:41
    Re: #8
    People who see you every day have noticed. They're treating you like a bomb that might go off. Behind your back your nickname is "Toupee"
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:47
    Re: #23
    Why would just wearing a wig get you treated like a bomb that might go off?
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:49
    Re: #52
    Probably because the list of banned words around that person keeps growing — things like "slip," "fall out," that kind of thing
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:51
    Re: #52
    It's the delicate nature of wearing a wig in the first place. People start thinking "this guy must be sensitive about it," so even when joking around they have to watch their word choice
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:39
    Of course people notice when a bald guy's hair suddenly grows back
    37AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:43
    Re: #12
    No, I debuted the wig right when I transferred to a new workplace, so seriously, nobody's noticed
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:39
    Oh, one more blind spot people miss — if you're planning to debut a wig, go to the barber and have them thin out the wig's hair.
    The reason wigs get spotted is that the hair volume looks unnaturally thick for your age.
    It's important to buy the wig and then get it cut to look like natural thinning hair
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:40
    Re: #16
    If you're going to bother making it look like thinning hair anyway, just go bald for real
    106AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:01
    Re: #16
    Take off the "thinning hair" wig and actual baldness pops out underneath — it's like a matryoshka doll
    26AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:41
    Re: #19
    Well, it'd look weird if a bald guy's hair volume suddenly shot up, so it can't be helped
    115AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:05
    Re: #26
    Okay, now I'm completely lost
    40AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:44
    Re: #37
    You can tell right away from the feel of the hair, the volume, the unnatural hairline, and the part
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:45
    Re: #40
    Nobody stares that intently at someone else's hair though
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:45
    But for guys like Kazunari Ishida who built their career on good looks, it'd hurt business if it weren't a toupee — not that it's got anything to do with OP
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:46
    Re: #44
    That's a real hair transplant he got done in Russia
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:45
    I've got a full head of hair, but I shave it down to skin and wear a full wig over it.
    Once you go skin-bald, there's no going back
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:47
    Re: #46
    I've been thinking about doing that myself for ages.
    I want to be upfront that I'm bald underneath and just enjoy wearing wigs for fun.
    Styling my actual hair every day is such a hassle
    47AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:46
    https://funakamome.com/i/nYBWmNW.jpg
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:48
    I can't help it, my eyes just go straight to wigs.
    Sorry, I just can't look away
    124AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:08
    Re: #57
    That's because you're bald yourself lol.
    Normally people don't pay that much attention to other people's hair
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:49
    My favorite girl at the massage parlor was worrying about going bald too — guess women go bald as well
    67AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:50
    Re: #61
    There are a ton of women out there with thinning hair wearing wigs
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:50
    It gets tense when someone wearing a wig walks right up to you
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:50
    Re: #68
    Same. You end up feeling like you have to make extra sure you don't let on that you noticed
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:50
    A wig's fine, but if you can actually improve things with medication or a transplant, that's a solid option too
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:51
    Re: #69
    Though apparently finasteride causes impotence, and minoxidil apparently causes heart problems
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:51
    Re: #63
    Honestly I don't worry about words like that at all lol
    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:54
    Re: #72
    Foreman: "Let's have another safe, upbeat day today!"
    OP: "That's harassment!!!"
    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:58
    Re: #72
    The person wearing it might not even care, but the people around them get nervous wondering if it'll come across as harassment
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:55
    By the way, when I first started wearing the wig I wasn't used to how tight it was, and I seriously had brutal headaches every single day.
    Just a heads-up for you guys on that one — though it might vary by person
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:55
    Re: #89
    You're gonna end up with a nervous breakdown at this rate
    94AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:56
    Re: #89
    Why not just take it off and go skinhead?
    Is there some reason that's inconvenient for you?
    123AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:07
    You guys are laughing at bald people, but don't forget your own hair count keeps dropping a little more every single day — you're all steadily marching toward baldness too
    132AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:10
    Re: #123
    Barring illness, you can generally tell whether you're headed for baldness
    139AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:12
    Re: #123
    I have my wife check my scalp for me.
    Even if my crown turns out to be thinning, that's just proof of her love
    133AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:11
    Isn't young women's thinning hair actually worse than middle-aged men's these days?
    Compared to the past, thinning at the crown is way more noticeable on young women now.
    I seriously think that every time I'm on the train
    135AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:11
    Re: #133
    Yeah, I think that too.
    Maybe it's some kind of nutritional deficiency
    137AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:12
    Re: #133
    Apparently it just came out that Mounjaro (the weight-loss drug) makes thinning hair more likely
    145AnonymousAug 23, 2026 10:13
    Re: #133
    Ah, yeah, Gen Z does seem to have thinner hair somehow.
    Also feels like a lot of women these days have greasy-looking hair

    Background and Key Points

    Wig-wearing in Japan sits inside a large, semi-institutionalized industry rather than a fringe practice — companies like Aderans and Svenson have sold custom hairpieces and “increased-hair” services for decades, and androgenetic alopecia (AGA) is estimated to affect roughly a third of adult Japanese men at some point. That scale is why the thread’s tactical talk (thinning out a wig’s density at the barber so it doesn’t look “too full for your age”) reads as common knowledge rather than eccentricity, and why workplace etiquette around it is so codified — Japan’s 2020 anti-harassment law (パワハラ防止法) put employers on notice for appearance-related remarks, which is the real backdrop to commenters describing a growing list of “banned words” around a wig-wearing coworker.

    The thread’s actual fault line isn’t wigs versus baldness, it’s a disagreement about detectability: OP insists the switch went completely unnoticed after a job transfer, while replies argue coworkers absolutely clock it but say nothing, treating the wearer as fragile rather than actually fooled — a gap between self-perception and how tactfully silent Japanese office culture can be.

    What the thread never grounds is the medical detail behind its asides. Finasteride’s sexual side effects and reports of persistent symptoms after stopping it are a recognized, still-debated clinical issue, not a throwaway meme; minoxidil’s cardiac risk is a real but dose-dependent concern mostly tied to oral, off-label use rather than the topical product most users apply. And the closing speculation about young women’s thinning hair — pinned vaguely on “nutrition” — never mentions Japan’s well-documented extreme-dieting culture among younger women, a far more plausible driver than anything posted.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Good News] The Results of My Wig Debut WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.”

  • Hello! Project Fans Say They’re Tired of Paying for ‘Recognition’ and ‘Flex’ Rights at Meet-and-Greets — 5ch: ‘Whoever Has Fun Wins’

    The thread kicked off with a post from a Hello! Project fan who’d lost sight of why they kept pouring big money into individual meet-and-greet sessions (kobetsu) just to be “recognized” (ninchi) by a member. Does spending more really mean more satisfaction? How should fans think about members who are simply being friendly as part of the job? And how does this compare to underground idols in terms of how often events even happen? The debate ranged widely over money and fandom psychology.

    1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:54
    I think I'm about done with this.
    2AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:55
    Don't you feel like you have to keep supporting them financially? There's also that "offering to the gods" (o-fuse) mindset at play.
    3AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:56
    For now I'm shifting toward just defaulting to watching from home whenever I'm unsure.
    6AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:56
    Think it over carefully~ Money matters, you know~ (quoting a famous old Japanese insurance-commercial jingle)
    8AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:57
    I'm planning to just cleanly quit right at the 30th anniversary concert.
    10AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:00
    There's got to be a better use for that money.
    13AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:02
    For fans — if the members who flirt with you are just doing it as a job, then it's a legitimate option to buy individual time with whichever member actually engages with you, not just your designated favorite (oshimen). You might end up switching favorites (oshi-hen) down the line anyway.
    15AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:03
    What if she says, "You haven't come to see me lately…"?
    16AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:04
    Some members will play along, but understand that's just the skill of making a customer feel liked — it's not genuine affection.
    17AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:04
    So you're spending money purely for recognition and bragging rights?
    20AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:06
    Keep in mind rich people sometimes spend big specifically so everyone knows they spent big — it's basically the idol-fan version of a rich guy driving a luxury car.
    21AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:08
    In the end, whoever has fun playing along wins.
    24AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:10
    Pay 10,000 yen, get 80% satisfaction. Pay 100,000 yen, get 95% satisfaction. Either choice is fine — it's up to you.
    25AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:11
    How popular someone is at individual sessions is also basically an index of "members willing to play along with them" — something you can't really put a number on.
    27AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:13
    "Recognition" is also just a tool members use to build that flirty-sales (koi-koi eigyou) atmosphere of "come play with me again."
    28AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:16
    So you got recognized — congrats. That just means the member's fine playing along with you, so keep buying if you want. Just know you can end up on her bad side too.
    29AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:17
    Sometimes I hear about otaku DMing members directly and it honestly freaks me out.
    31AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:20
    Re: #29 Not on Instagram?
    32AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:20
    Comments on Instagram Stories are basically all DMs anyway, so that's not really unusual — though it is a little weird to point it out.
    34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:22
    Members are doing this as a job, so at individual sessions they show up looking cute and in cute outfits. Customers should just enjoy it — a member's personal feelings are beside the point. Not clicking with a member? Could just be compatibility, or maybe she's not the type who does the flirty-sales routine.
    35AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:24
    I've had a member ask me to send good restaurant recommendations later over Instagram DM.
    36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:26
    Both the craving for recognition at individual sessions and flexing that recognition on X (Twitter) are bottomless. The one time I went "executive producer" tier (a paid sponsor credit some idol projects sell), the closest I got to a member was snapping a photo — and even that was fun.
    37AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:26
    Ah, so we're talking about DMs — if a member reads blog comments, she might check DMs too. Trying too hard to stand out there will probably just fall flat, so acting normal is probably best.
    38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:29
    The hard part is that some customers can't help but chase being the member's "number one" or her favorite. That's tough — it's mostly down to luck, honestly. But there's plenty a customer actually can control: self-improvement.
    39AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:31
    If you want to step on other fans to become your oshi's number one, just go find an underground idol with only a handful of fans instead.
    44AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:37
    Re: #39 Underground idols actually end up costing way more money. Hello! Project still has relatively few events by comparison.
    40AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:34
    Guys with no money to spend try to stand out with their chants (call-and-response) instead.
    41AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:35
    If you want to stand out from other otaku, you need to bring real value. Are you going to drop millions of yen on every single release? Become a sponsor of an affiliated company? Or, in terms of being the one who hands out opportunities — like a producer on a film or drama, or, if a member's aiming to be a voice actress, the producer who could actually cast her, or even the original author of the source material?
    42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:36
    Wait, is this even specific to Hello! Project? This applies to plenty of other fandoms too.
    43AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:36
    Why should you work on self-improvement? Because throwing money at a member or bluntly declaring your feelings has an extremely low success rate for actually getting through to her. Improving yourself so she naturally takes an interest in you is the real shortcut to becoming a favorite.
    45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:38
    Re: #44 I know that already. If you want to be number one, don't you basically need to be able to single-handedly support your oshi's whole career?
    76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:23
    I can't even max out my iDeCo (Japan's individual retirement savings plan), so I wouldn't know — how much can people actually pour into this stuff?
    79AnonymousAug 22, 2026 18:57
    Re: #76 Stop it. Quit it. That's enough now.

    Background and Key Points

    Idols in Hello! Project — Morning Musume, Angerme, and the various sister units under Tsunku’s talent agency — earn money through group activities like CDs and concerts, but a huge share of member-level income comes from “kobetsu” (individual meet-and-greet) tickets, where fans pay per session to get a few seconds to a couple minutes of one-on-one time. Unlike underground idols, who run tiny shows with a handful of devoted fans and comparatively frequent, cheap events, Hello! Project events are less frequent but the per-session cost of face time is often much higher, and “ninchi” (being recognized by name or face by a member) has become an unofficial status marker fans compete over.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t “should you spend money on idols” — nobody argued that. It split on whether ninchi is worth chasing at all, given posters repeatedly framed a member’s warmth as professional performance (a skill for making the customer feel special, not genuine affection) rather than a real relationship. Some treated that as reason to stop overspending; others (post 21, 24) argued satisfaction is subjective and whoever has fun “winning” the game is doing it right regardless of the underlying transaction.

    What outside readers likely miss is that this isn’t fringe or shameful behavior within the fandom — it’s an openly acknowledged business model both sides understand, sometimes called “koi-koi eigyou” (flirty sales tactics), and members are explicitly trained to run it. The thread also never quantifies what “big money” means in yen, so readers shouldn’t assume amounts comparable to underground-idol excess (which multiple posters flagged as actually costlier due to sheer event frequency); the comparison here is about structure, not headline price tags.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “I’ve slowly started thinking maybe I don’t need to keep dropping big money just for ‘recognition’ and ‘flexing’ — maybe it’s okay to quit.”

  • JR Lines in Kanto Suspend First Trains for Track Inspections After Earthquake — No Restart in Sight as of 5 AM

    In the early hours of the 23rd, an earthquake that registered a maximum intensity of 5-lower in Ibaraki, Tokyo, Saitama, and other areas led JR East to suspend the first trains of the day on many conventional-line sections across the Kanto region. On the thread, users traded updates on the status of individual lines like the Musashino Line and Utsunomiya Line, while also repeatedly criticizing JR East’s inspection regime, which some blamed on cost-cutting.

    8/23 (Sun) 5:13 AM

    TBS NEWS DIG

    Here’s the latest on the earthquake’s impact on rail service. Around 2 a.m. today (the 23rd), an earthquake registering a maximum intensity of 5-lower struck Ibaraki, Tokyo, Saitama, and other areas. As a result, JR East will suspend the first trains of the day on conventional lines across many sections of the Kanto region for track inspections and other safety checks.

    Source: topics.smt.docomo.ne.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:56
    Cars really are the best, after all
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:22
    Re: #2
    Watch out for flooding
    113AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:38
    Re: #2
    Nah, bikes are the real champ
    134AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:43
    Re: #2
    You've got two perfectly good legs, don't you?
    Walk.
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:58
    Only a few sections are actually affected, no big deal
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:00
    Re: #7 ▼Utsunomiya Line and Takasaki Line: "Tokyo Station – Omiya Station"
    Wait, what?
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:01
    Re: #11
    If the Saikyo Line and Keihin-Tohoku Line are running on that stretch, no problem right?
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:18
    Re: #14
    The Keihin-Tohoku Line is stopped
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:29
    Re: #14
    The Saikyo Line runs a different route and doesn't even go to Tokyo
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:06
    West of Aichi, an intensity of 8 has never once been recorded —
    but in Kanto, intensity 8 has hit repeatedly on a 100-year cycle lol
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:13
    Re: #27
    What's this 'intensity 8' supposed to be?
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:25
    Re: #27
    Intensity 8 has never been observed anywhere in Japan — it doesn't even exist, lol (the Japanese seismic scale tops out at 7)
    39AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:12
    Waking everyone up in the middle of the night for a 5-lower and still not running trains — how dumb is that
    Out in the countryside, a 5-lower and trains are back to normal within the hour
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:13
    Re: #39
    Isn't the whole reason you live in Tokyo that you don't want to be out in the countryside?
    51AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:14
    Re: #39
    Even on the morning of the Great Hanshin earthquake, the Kintetsu line was still running lol
    Though only the limited expresses and locals — the regular expresses never showed up at all
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:19
    Re: #39
    You'd probably say the same thing even at a 6-lower

    Though note that an AEON store literally blew up during a 6-lower quake
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:19
    They probably can't run anything until every piece of rail infrastructure — tracks, trains, the power supply, the stations, all of it — has been fully checked for safety

    The shared assumption that any accident becomes the operator's fault got cemented after the AEON Mall Kumamoto incident
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:22
    Re: #65
    So everyone piled on AEON, and the result was less convenient transit
    And now they're complaining recovery is too slow

    That whole cycle, right there — that's Japan for you
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:21
    Well, being overly cautious doesn't keep the world running either

    Stopping trains to inspect over a quake this minor probably won't last — it's just for now

    Money, money, money > safety, apparently
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:23
    Re: #68
    They do it because an accident ends up costing way more money than the inspection does
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:25
    Re: #68
    Tell that to the people who piled on AEON over their incident
    This is on them
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:24
    Re: #73
    JR East doesn't think that far ahead — it's 100% short-term thinking, always
    80AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:26
    Re: #76
    If they were only thinking short-term, they wouldn't bother inspecting at all
    93AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:32
    Re: #80
    They're always cheaping out on inspections — that's exactly why that overhead-wire trouble the other day knocked things out for a whole day
    They get stopped by garbage-tier trouble all the time, so don't even talk
    95AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:33
    Huh?
    If you're a working adult, you just walk to work when the trains stop for an earthquake, right?
    That's just common sense
    99AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:33
    Re: #95
    A competent working adult anticipates the earthquake and just stays overnight at the office
    Every day
    100AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:34
    Re: #95
    There's this thing called the Tsukuba Express, you know (a rail line built to keep running through disasters)
    109AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:36
    Re: #95
    Sup, Sato-san (a nod to a recurring meme figure from old 5ch earthquake threads)
    111AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:38
    The Musashino Line isn't running from Nishi-Funabashi toward Tokyo
    It's doing a partial run toward Minami-Funabashi, between Nishi-Funabashi and Minami-Funabashi
    Everyone's swarming that section and it's chaos — the platform is packed
    The Musashino Line is also doing a partial run between Nishi-Funabashi and Yoshikawa-minami
    Not sure if any trains are making it all the way to Fuchu-Honmachi
    118AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:39
    Re: #111
    Guess it's a silver lining that it's a day off, if anything?
    150AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:49
    Re: #111
    I've got work though — and all the people heading to Disney ("Mouse-y," slang for Tokyo Disneyland), Makuhari, or events in Minami-Funabashi are creating a bottleneck. Total pandemonium
    119AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:40
    Re: #113
    When you factor in the trouble it causes other people, biking isn't such a great option either
    142AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:47
    Re: #119
    Hey, hurry up and move that flooded car out of the way lol
    ( ̄∀ ̄)
    209AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:31
    Re: #119
    Still doesn't cause as much trouble to others as those 'car scum' drivers do (a common slur for inconsiderate motorists)

    Background and Key Points

    JR East suspended the first outbound trains of the morning across many conventional lines in the Kanto network after a magnitude quake registering intensity 5-lower on the Japanese seven-point scale (shindo), which tops out at 7 — the “intensity 8” floated in the thread doesn’t exist and was quickly corrected by other posters. Shindo 5-lower is a mid-tier reading that can still misalign rails, damage overhead wires, or shift ballast, so operators typically run inspection walks or track cars along the entire affected section before clearing any train to move; on dense Tokyo-area trunk lines like the Utsunomiya, Takasaki, Musashino, and Saikyo, that means checking many kilometers of interlaced track before any of them reopen, hence the 5 AM “no restart in sight” status.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t whether trains should have stopped — nobody defended running unchecked track after a quake — but whether JR East’s inspection process is appropriately careful or symptomatic of underinvestment. One camp pointed to a recent overhead-wire failure as evidence of chronic corner-cutting; another argued the opposite, that a full-line safety check after any quake is unavoidable liability management, invoking the 2016 AEON Mall Kumamoto ceiling collapse as the reason Japanese operators now default to maximal caution rather than risk being blamed for an accident.

    What outside readers likely miss is scale: this wasn’t one line closing, but a temporary, systemwide freeze across multiple JR East trunk routes serving millions of Sunday commuters and Tokyo Disney-bound travelers, which is why alternate lines like the Musashino got swarmed rather than absorbing the overflow smoothly. The thread never mentioned that JR East publishes formal post-quake inspection thresholds tied to shindo readings — the delay wasn’t arbitrary caution but a scale-triggered protocol.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Intensity 5-Lower] JR Lines in Kanto Suspend First Trains for Track Inspections After Earthquake — No Restart in Sight as of 5 AM.”

  • OP Stays the Same, Only the ED Changes — Precure Live Thread Erupts With ‘Kira Kira Ran Ran’

    In the Sunday morning Precure live-viewing thread, viewers reacted to the fact that only the ending theme changed while the opening stayed exactly the same as before. Speculation flew about the transformation sequences for Eclipse Shadow and Arcana White, along with theories about various characters’ foreshadowing, and at one point, when someone taunted the thread for “watching a kids’ show at your age,” posters simply fired back with the show’s signature chant, “kira kira ran ran.”

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:13
    Let's talk dirty while we wait for it to start
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:14
    Still waiting on Cure Éclair's dirty talk, huh?
    6AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:17
    Is Ruruka gonna fall to the dark side and then go Super Saiyan or something?
    8AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:20
    Morning, everyone (≧∀≦)
    Kanto just had its first lower-5 earthquake in a while
    ((((;゚Д゚))))))) though it's nothing compared to Kumamoto
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:33
    So the ED changed but the OP's still untouched, huh
    34AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:33
    Now that Cure Arcana White's joined the team, surely they'll update at least the OP visuals
    35AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:34
    What is it about Aoyama's animation that's so subtly unsettling?
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:34
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:35
    Eclipse Shadow doesn't have "Cure" in her name, so she's probably a different kind of transformation altogether
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:37
    This is basically hinting Rei-chan's gonna become a Precure, right? 😭
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:38
    So it was half kindness, half sheer motivation, huh
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:39
    There's still a chance Rei is the real Éclair, right?
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:39
    Cutting flowers is normally fine since more will bloom next, so maybe she cut these for some kind of celebration
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:40
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:41
    Had no idea ٩(๑´3`๑)۶
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:41
    Still would've been nice to get a heads-up before doing that (´・_・`)
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:41
    Kinda worried little kids are gonna copy this and start trashing the flowerbeds
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:42
    Pervert alert incooooming キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:42
    Jet-senpai's out here watching an actual jet plane
    70AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:43
    Mercilessly reminding all the kids that the second school term is right around the corner
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:44
    "The good old days" probably means 1999, huh
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:44
    "It's not like I stole it"

    Fair point, honestly 😨
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:45
    You sure about that? Is there even time to bring out Eclipse?
    78AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:46
    If Arcana gets bleached too, is her transformation sequence gonna get even longer?
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:47
    Even turning white, it probably won't merge with Éclair's transformation sequence though
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:47
    Love the scene of Clare running off
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:48
    Don't just get summoned like that (´・_・`)
    149AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:56
    What's a "daiou"?
    159AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:57
    Re: #149
    The giant one — like a giant squid
    160AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:57
    171AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:58
    175AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:58
    You guys are grown adults happily watching a little kids' cartoon on Sunday morning?
    Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?
    177AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:59
    Re: #175
    Kira kira ran ran~
    180AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:59
    Re: #175
    (=゚ω゚)ノ 'sup
    185AnonymousAug 23, 2026 09:00
    Re: #175
    The Great Detective Loves Precure ٩(๑´3`๑)۶

    Background and Key Points

    Precure is Toei Animation’s decades-running magical-girl franchise, broadcast in Japan every Sunday morning at 8:30 as a tie-in with Bandai’s toy line; a new cast, new team name, and new transformation sequence roll out each spring, which is why the anime block draws far more adult viewers than its target audience of small children and their parents. Because merchandise sales ride on new character reveals, the opening theme (OP) is normally the first place a freshly joined Cure gets her animated debut, while the ending theme (ED) is treated as more disposable and gets refreshed more casually. That convention is exactly why the thread reacted the way it did: an ED change with the OP left untouched is a small but readable signal, and viewers split over what it meant — some read it as a deliberate withholding ahead of a bigger reveal once Cure Arcana White and the enigmatic Eclipse Shadow are folded into the animation, others treated it as a routine production-schedule gap with no hidden meaning.

    Readers unfamiliar with the franchise may assume the “kira kira ran ran” chant lobbed back at the outside heckler is just nonsense noise; it is actually a stock phrase pulled straight from the series’ own transformation sequences, so posters were mocking the taunt by literally quoting the show at their critic rather than coming up with a comeback. What the thread never spells out is that Eclipse Shadow lacking “Cure” in her name is itself a franchise-standard tell for villain-adjacent or non-standard power-ups, which is why posters assumed her sequence would diverge rather than merge with the established Cures’ transformations.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Tan-Pri → Zetsu → Omega Horn → Back to Sleep.”

  • Truck Turning Left Rear-Ended by Straight-Driving Car — Dashcam Footage Sparks “Who’s at Fault?” Debate

    A dashcam clip showing a passenger car colliding with a truck as it tried to squeeze past the truck’s left side mid-turn has been posted to 5ch, sparking a debate over “who’s really at fault.” Opinions split over the truck’s off-tracking (the wider swing a long vehicle’s rear wheels take on a turn), the timing of its lane-straddling, and exactly when the turn signal came on, with users disagreeing on how the blame should be split.

    So who’s in the wrong here?

    Source: video.twimg.com / original clip here

    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:21
    The truck's driving line isn't exactly straight either, honestly
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:23
    Re: #3
    Hint: off-tracking (the rear wheels swinging wide on a turn)
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:27
    Re: #3
    Have you never driven a car?
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:29
    There really are idiots who try to pass on the exact side the blinker's flashing on. Absolutely brain-dead.
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:47
    Re: #13
    You see this a lot with motorcyclists in videos like this.
    20AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:32
    I could see it with a motorcycle, but doing this in a regular car — trying to pass a big truck on the left while it's mid-left-turn — that's impressive (not in a good way).
    24AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:33
    Re: #20
    Even on a bike, trying to pass a left-turning vehicle on its left makes no sense.
    32AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:39
    Re: #24
    That's my take as a big-bike rider myself — and I say it knowing full well there are plenty of idiot bikers who pull that dangerous move. Bikes getting caught in a vehicle's blind spot mid-turn isn't even rare.
    33AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:40
    Re: #32
    You should just hand in your license.
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:43
    Re: #32
    Wait, did you read "I could see it" as "I can comprehend it," instead of what I meant — that this kind of idiocy is common with bikes but rare with regular cars?
    29AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:35
    Re: #24
    If you put your blinker on early enough, a bike basically never cuts in.
    31AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:39
    Re: #29
    Most bikers think passing a left-turning vehicle on the left is out of the question, so they see the signal and back off from passing, right? Does that even count as a counterargument?
    30AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:37
    Isn't that too much swing-out for mere off-tracking, and didn't it go too far forward before actually turning?
    71AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:08
    Re: #30
    Wouldn't a 4-ton truck need about this much clearance? Bus drivers turn with roughly this much off-tracking too, don't they?
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:11
    Re: #71
    A 4-tonner or a bus wouldn't need this much. Judging by the steering radius, this looks trailer-sized.
    77AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:13
    Re: #71
    I drive a 4-tonner and I could make this turn without swinging out that far. This is a full-size large truck.
    36AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:42
    https://imgur.com/a/YCQz1VC
    People who are bad at left turns seem like they can't do anything right.
    64AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:03
    Re: #36
    How do you go from this situation to thinking "I'll just pass while it's turning left!"…
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:42
    This truck had its blinker on from way, way back, so there's a real chance the driver behind it thought it was just a forgotten blinker.
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:44
    Re: #38
    Of course the blinker should already be on the moment you start straddling the lane to account for off-tracking before a left turn. It'd be weirder to straddle the lane for no reason at all.
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:50
    The truck's driving is careful, but it straddled the lane for quite a while, so it probably won't get a clean 100%-fault ruling in its favor. When you straddle a lane to set up a left turn, you need to creep along at minimum speed right up near the intersection, or idiots just won't get it.
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:51
    Re: #46
    There wasn't even room to pass on the left until right before the intersection anyway.
    50AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:54
    Re: #48
    It straddled about half the lane for a good stretch and was moving at decent speed, so yeah, there was a real chance of it being mistaken for a forgotten blinker. If it had clearly slowed down, stuck to the left lane, and crept into the turn, it probably would've gotten the rear-end ruled fully the other car's fault.
    55AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:56
    Re: #50
    Do that and cars start passing on the right instead, and then it can't swing wide at the intersection. Straddling the lane is basically saying "don't come up on either side." The blinker was on properly too, so any normal driver behind should've picked up on that signal.
    69AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:07
    Re: #66
    Then what Re: #50 is saying doesn't add up.
    49AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:53
    Straddling the lane from way back — factoring in things like traffic volume in the right lane — can actually be the better call for keeping overall traffic flow smooth, so it's hard to say either way.
    54AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:56
    Re: #49
    If every single driver were smart, this would probably be the ideal way to drive. Doesn't hurt fuel economy, and it makes it easy for cars behind to merge right without braking. But the painful part is there's always a certain percentage of idiots on public roads, so you have to drive around them too.
    52AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:56
    Bicycles, motorcycles, cars — passing on the left is the root of all this.
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:59
    Re: #52
    You sound like you'd be a bad driver.
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:57
    Is cutting it on yellow before a left turn even okay? Do trucks get a pass on that? I mean, it can't finish the turn otherwise.
    57AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:58
    Re: #56
    If it's necessary to avoid danger or to complete a turn, it doesn't count as running the yellow in the first place, so that's fine.
    61AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:59
    Re: #55
    The problem is that theoretically sound driving doesn't line up with current law and legal precedent. The rule as written basically says "wait however long it takes until you can turn safely," so there's nothing to be done about it.
    65AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:03
    Re: #61
    You can't make a left turn onto a narrow road in a truck unless you assume the drivers behind you are being smart about it. So what, sit there before the turn until there's nobody behind you? Depending on traffic, you'd never get to turn at all.
    63AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:02
    Re: #55
    Signaling your intent doesn't mean you can do whatever you want after that. The rule is to pay full attention to your left rear and turn carefully regardless of whether the other driver has actually understood your intent.
    66AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:04
    Re: #65
    That's exactly the "painful" part I was talking about. Read more carefully.
    68AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:06
    Re: #63
    It was paying attention. In this video, the car rammed into the gap while the truck was mid-swing. Do you not even know what a left blinker means? It's what you turn on when you're about to turn left. There's no accounting for some idiot who tries to pass on the left of a car that's turning left — that car wasn't even visible in the mirror until the truck started turning.
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:13
    Re: #68
    You're the one making the irregular move of swinging right before a left turn, so it's easy to see how that could turn into "turning left across the path of a car going straight on your right."
    79AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:15
    Re: #76
    A large truck doesn't get judged that way.
    89AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:18
    Re: #76
    A large vehicle swinging right before a left turn is completely normal — is there really someone out there who thinks that's irregular?
    72AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:09
    Re: #69
    Even driving that's 100% logically justified can still get you assigned partial fault if there's an accident. That's why driving a truck properly, if you actually take it seriously, is genuinely brutal.
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:12
    Re: #72
    Well, obviously lol. When you're driving you just have to pray there are no idiots around you. There's no predicting what an idiot will do.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan settles fender-benders like this one through a semi-formalized system, not case-by-case judge intuition. Insurers lean on a standard reference (often called the “kashitsu wariai” fault-ratio tables, published in a compendium of past rulings) that assigns baseline splits for common accident types — rear-ending a turning vehicle, passing on the inside, and so on — then adjusts up or down for specifics like signal timing and lane position. Large trucks and buses are also legally expected to swing wide to the right before a left turn because of off-tracking: their rear wheels track a tighter radius than the front, so without that swing the trailer or rear body would mount the curb or clip whatever is on the corner. Drivers behind are supposed to read that rightward drift plus a left blinker as “this vehicle is completing a left turn,” not as an invitation to undertake.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over who gets blamed in the abstract — everyone agrees the passing car erred — it’s over how much fault the truck should still absorb for straddling the lane at speed for an extended stretch before finally slowing into the turn, versus signaling and swinging exactly as procedure requires. That’s a matter of degree the posters can’t resolve from one clip.

    What the thread never brings up is that Japanese insurers rarely rule 100%-0% in cases like this; even a technically correct maneuver typically draws a small percentage of fault (often cited informally as 10-ish for the turning vehicle) once the accident tables are applied, precisely because full avoidance was theoretically possible. Readers expecting a clean verdict from the footage alone are likely to be disappointed by how these are actually settled.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Truck: “I’m turning left!” Regular car: “I’m going straight!” ← the result lolololololololol.”

  • Reactions to a “correct answer” comparison pic for middle-aged men’s fashion — 5ch: “New Balance just doesn’t work”

    A thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyō G” (Anything Goes Live) board shared an image comparing good and bad examples of “middle-aged dad” fashion.

    Replies piled up over whether New Balance sneakers actually pair well with a jacket, and whether tucking your shirt in makes you look sharper. Many also agreed with the take that “looking clean-cut just means wearing clothes that actually fit your body.”

    1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:22
    The left one's seriously lame lmaooo
    3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:24
    Take the photos in the same pose, come on
    53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:01
    Re: #3
    Exactly this!
    And honestly, they should've matched the composition and size too, or it's not a fair comparison
    76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:20
    Re: #3
    This.
    Also the facial expression needs to match, or it's not really a comparison
    4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:24
    In the end all you can do is make yourself look as sharp as possible
    7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:25
    It's a no-go the moment New Balance is involved
    14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
    Re: #7
    But they're the comfiest to wear, though
    10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
    So basically an undercut and glasses equals stylish?
    11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
    Jacket and tie with sneakers, though…
    12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
    Thought it looked a bit off, then realized it's a Seoul (Korean street-style) thing
    This old guy actually pulls it off well
    https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/kaikaihanno/imgs/9/9/9993bc6e.jpg
    56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:03
    Re: #12
    He's got a sharp build to begin with, so it looks decent even left as-is
    13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
    If your gut isn't sticking out, tucking your shirt in makes you look better, right
    15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:27
    The left one's deliberately styled to look sloppy
    The sizing's off too
    18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:30
    Re: #15
    Someone up top said "looking clean-cut just means wearing clothes that fit your body size" — yeah, I really feel that now
    16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:28
    You're better off not wearing New Balance
    19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:30


    Sneakers with this outfit just look wrong
    44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:52
    Re: #19
    It's not weird these days anymore (lol)
    Even old guys gotta update with the times or they'll get left behind
    59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:06
    Re: #19
    Talent managers, startup founder types, people trying to look stylish — this is basically their go-to look now

    It's easy to move around in

    Feels like it's gotten more common since the earthquake
    96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:32
    Re: #19
    This has kind of a "BEAMS guy from 20 years ago" vibe (BEAMS = a Japanese fashion brand)
    21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:32
    Bugs me that some of them skip the belt
    22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:32
    Middle-aged guys with a try-hard undercut ("iki-ri tsuu-buro") are cringe to look at, just stop
    25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:40
    A "fashionable" old dude is just cringe
    27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:40
    Re: #25
    Totally get that
    38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:51
    If he's not even wearing a hat, he clearly doesn't get it
    41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:52
    Should middle-aged guys wear glasses even if their eyesight's fine?
    42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:52
    Re: #41
    You'll get presbyopia eventually anyway
    45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:53
    Re: #44
    Nobody's even looking at an old guy's outfit anyway
    46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:54
    Re: #45
    You lose
    48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:55
    Feels like the shoes just don't match the rest of the outfit overall…
    60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:07
    Re: #48
    Well it's a New Balance ad, so can't be helped
    73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:17
    If you're doing sneakers with a jacket, at least go leather, like Stan Smiths
    New Balance just doesn't match
    75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:18
    Re: #73
    Leather sneakers are actually the lamest option for this style lmao
    82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:26
    Comparison photos
    Good example


    Bad example

    84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:27
    Re: #63
    He's got a full head of hair, you baldy
    Once you're older, styling your hair's a hassle, hence the hat
    87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:28
    Re: #84
    I mean YOU'RE the bald one
    Anyone trying to stick a hat on him is bald
    86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:28
    You can't grasp the importance of balancing casual and formal without knowing some fashion history

    Middle-aged guys keep recycling the all-casual outfits that were trendy in the 1990s, which is why they end up looking like overgrown kids

    92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:31
    "Inbound uncles" (older foreign tourists) are all over Tokyo these days
    And it's pretty much all like this lol

    98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:35
    Re: #93

    101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:38
    Uniqlo

    This is pretty rough too if you ask me lol


    103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:41
    Re: #101
    So damn lame!

    Background and Key Points

    Reactions to a “correct answer” comparison pic for middle-aged men’s fashion — 5ch: “New Balance just doesn’t work”

    New Balance sneakers occupy a specific niche in Japanese menswear that this thread doesn’t spell out: over the past decade-plus, models like the 990-series and 992 became a default “smart casual” shoe for Japanese men, worn with tailored jackets and slacks in a way that would read as too casual in a lot of Western office settings. That’s the backdrop for posters arguing over whether sneakers-with-a-jacket looks sharp or sloppy — it’s less about the brand itself and more about whether Japan’s own casual-formal norms have shifted enough to make it acceptable, a shift a few posters explicitly tie to “since the earthquake” (i.e., post-2011 lifestyle and workwear changes).

    The actual split in the thread isn’t “sneakers: yes or no” — nearly everyone agrees fit and tucking matter more than any single item. The disagreement is generational and stylistic: some posters treat sneakers-with-tailoring as an outdated or foreign (specifically Korean street-fashion) import that doesn’t suit older Japanese men’s builds, while others say it’s now mainstream enough — cited examples include talent managers and startup founders — that resisting it just marks you as out of touch.

    What outside readers will likely miss is that the original comparison image itself was flagged by posters as methodologically bogus — different poses, framing, and expressions — meaning much of the “correct answer” debate is really about a manipulated before/after, not a neutral fashion rule. Also uncommented-on: New Balance’s Japan-specific marketing push (one poster notes the “bad” photo is literally from a New Balance ad) means the sneaker’s ubiquity in these images partly reflects advertising reach, not organic street trends.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “[Image] The “correct answer” for old-guy fashion has been found lmaooooo”.