Reactions to a “correct answer” comparison pic for middle-aged men’s fashion — 5ch: “New Balance just doesn’t work”

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The story

A thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyō G” (Anything Goes Live) board shared an image comparing good and bad examples of “middle-aged dad” fashion.

Replies piled up over whether New Balance sneakers actually pair well with a jacket, and whether tucking your shirt in makes you look sharper. Many also agreed with the take that “looking clean-cut just means wearing clothes that actually fit your body.”

What people said

1AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:22
The left one's seriously lame lmaooo
3AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:24
Take the photos in the same pose, come on
53AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:01
Re: #3
Exactly this!
And honestly, they should've matched the composition and size too, or it's not a fair comparison
76AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:20
Re: #3
This.
Also the facial expression needs to match, or it's not really a comparison
4AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:24
In the end all you can do is make yourself look as sharp as possible
7AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:25
It's a no-go the moment New Balance is involved
14AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
Re: #7
But they're the comfiest to wear, though
10AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
So basically an undercut and glasses equals stylish?
11AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
Jacket and tie with sneakers, though…
12AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
Thought it looked a bit off, then realized it's a Seoul (Korean street-style) thing
This old guy actually pulls it off well
https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/kaikaihanno/imgs/9/9/9993bc6e.jpg
56AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:03
Re: #12
He's got a sharp build to begin with, so it looks decent even left as-is
13AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:26
If your gut isn't sticking out, tucking your shirt in makes you look better, right
15AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:27
The left one's deliberately styled to look sloppy
The sizing's off too
18AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:30
Re: #15
Someone up top said "looking clean-cut just means wearing clothes that fit your body size" — yeah, I really feel that now
16AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:28
You're better off not wearing New Balance
19AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:30


Sneakers with this outfit just look wrong
44AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:52
Re: #19
It's not weird these days anymore (lol)
Even old guys gotta update with the times or they'll get left behind
59AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:06
Re: #19
Talent managers, startup founder types, people trying to look stylish — this is basically their go-to look now

It's easy to move around in

Feels like it's gotten more common since the earthquake
96AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:32
Re: #19
This has kind of a "BEAMS guy from 20 years ago" vibe (BEAMS = a Japanese fashion brand)
21AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:32
Bugs me that some of them skip the belt
22AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:32
Middle-aged guys with a try-hard undercut ("iki-ri tsuu-buro") are cringe to look at, just stop
25AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:40
A "fashionable" old dude is just cringe
27AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:40
Re: #25
Totally get that
38AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:51
If he's not even wearing a hat, he clearly doesn't get it
41AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:52
Should middle-aged guys wear glasses even if their eyesight's fine?
42AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:52
Re: #41
You'll get presbyopia eventually anyway
45AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:53
Re: #44
Nobody's even looking at an old guy's outfit anyway
46AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:54
Re: #45
You lose
48AnonymousAug 23, 2026 07:55
Feels like the shoes just don't match the rest of the outfit overall…
60AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:07
Re: #48
Well it's a New Balance ad, so can't be helped
73AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:17
If you're doing sneakers with a jacket, at least go leather, like Stan Smiths
New Balance just doesn't match
75AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:18
Re: #73
Leather sneakers are actually the lamest option for this style lmao
82AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:26
Comparison photos
Good example


Bad example

84AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:27
Re: #63
He's got a full head of hair, you baldy
Once you're older, styling your hair's a hassle, hence the hat
87AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:28
Re: #84
I mean YOU'RE the bald one
Anyone trying to stick a hat on him is bald
86AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:28
You can't grasp the importance of balancing casual and formal without knowing some fashion history

Middle-aged guys keep recycling the all-casual outfits that were trendy in the 1990s, which is why they end up looking like overgrown kids

92AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:31
"Inbound uncles" (older foreign tourists) are all over Tokyo these days
And it's pretty much all like this lol

98AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:35
Re: #93

101AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:38
Uniqlo

This is pretty rough too if you ask me lol


103AnonymousAug 23, 2026 08:41
Re: #101
So damn lame!

Background and Key Points

Reactions to a “correct answer” comparison pic for middle-aged men’s fashion — 5ch: “New Balance just doesn’t work”

New Balance sneakers occupy a specific niche in Japanese menswear that this thread doesn’t spell out: over the past decade-plus, models like the 990-series and 992 became a default “smart casual” shoe for Japanese men, worn with tailored jackets and slacks in a way that would read as too casual in a lot of Western office settings. That’s the backdrop for posters arguing over whether sneakers-with-a-jacket looks sharp or sloppy — it’s less about the brand itself and more about whether Japan’s own casual-formal norms have shifted enough to make it acceptable, a shift a few posters explicitly tie to “since the earthquake” (i.e., post-2011 lifestyle and workwear changes).

The actual split in the thread isn’t “sneakers: yes or no” — nearly everyone agrees fit and tucking matter more than any single item. The disagreement is generational and stylistic: some posters treat sneakers-with-tailoring as an outdated or foreign (specifically Korean street-fashion) import that doesn’t suit older Japanese men’s builds, while others say it’s now mainstream enough — cited examples include talent managers and startup founders — that resisting it just marks you as out of touch.

What outside readers will likely miss is that the original comparison image itself was flagged by posters as methodologically bogus — different poses, framing, and expressions — meaning much of the “correct answer” debate is really about a manipulated before/after, not a neutral fashion rule. Also uncommented-on: New Balance’s Japan-specific marketing push (one poster notes the “bad” photo is literally from a New Balance ad) means the sneaker’s ubiquity in these images partly reflects advertising reach, not organic street trends.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “[Image] The “correct answer” for old-guy fashion has been found lmaooooo”.

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