Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Apple to Hold New Product Event on September 9 — Anticipation Builds for Foldable iPhone

    Apple is reportedly set to hold one of its biggest product launch events of the year on September 9, and the long-rumored first foldable iPhone is finally starting to feel real. On 5ch, the discussion ranged from price predictions to a debate over whether a vertical or horizontal fold is more practical, to comparisons with Samsung and Huawei’s existing foldables.

    Published 8/27 (Thu) 2:32 AM

    TBS CROSS DIG with Bloomberg

    (Bloomberg) — Apple will hold its biggest new product launch event of the year on September 9, marking the full debut of the new leadership era under CEO John Ternus.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:06
    Gonna run about ¥400,000?
    159AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:02
    Re: #2
    Probably ¥450,000 for the Pro?

    So cheeeap!
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:07
    Stock's tanking, lol
    Guess everyone already knows it won't sell
    107AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Re: #5
    Uh, it's up though?
    Got a source, or is that just in your head?
    150AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:55
    Re: #5
    If you want a big screen, a tablet just makes more sense
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    When are we getting a phone that just projects an image floating in mid-air?
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:15
    Re: #28
    Forget that, I want a computer that beams the image straight into my head, no eyes needed
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:15
    Re: #28
    The day's coming when holograms fly spaceships and perform surgery
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #28
    It won't be totally empty space, but NHK's research labs are already building holographic displays smaller than before
    Hopefully it's ready by like Virtua Fighter 10
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    If they put out some Android-tier monstrosity like this, Jobs is gonna rise from the grave
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:35
    Re: #38
    The 'Bald Notch' iPhone was already a bizarre design itself (jab combining 'bald' — likely aimed at Tim Cook — with the iPhone's notch)
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Huawei's got a foldable that doesn't shrink the screen for videos and manga — it stays full-size. They're releasing it as a 16:9 phone, and honestly this 16:9 approach beats Apple's.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:37
    Re: #42
    On phones, Huawei really does feel like they're ahead of the game
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Out of ideas, so they're just copying Samsung
    Who cares if it folds
    Lame
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #44
    Apple hasn't put out anything decent since Jobs died… they're just a company coasting on his legacy at this point
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    They should've realized way earlier that leaving the display fully exposed was a bad call
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:27
    Re: #45
    You can just throw a book-style cover on it though
    Plenty of people already do that, right?
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    Would Jobs even call this beautiful?
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    Re: #46
    The man said even phone cases were annoying clutter — anything that's not sleek and minimal is a non-starter for him, let alone something this bulky
    Is Apple heading downhill again…
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    A book-fold is already old news, so maybe they'll just go straight to a quad-fold
    I'm kind of serious
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Is there really demand for a folding iPhone? Isn't the iPad what actually needs this?
    If the iPad could fold, it'd fit in a small bag — now that would actually be convenient.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Re: #52
    Between iPhone and iPad, Apple ships way, way more iPhones, so that's where the priority is
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Re: #52
    Unfold it and it basically becomes an iPad mini, right?
    109AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:08
    Re: #52
    Pretty sure it's just going to turn into a mad scramble to get one
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    The vertical-fold one seems fine, but I can't picture what the horizontal-fold one is actually for
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    Re: #54
    Fold it vertically and Tetris or other falling-block games would be great. Fold it horizontally and it's perfect for reading, like a Kindle.
    110AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    Re: #54
    The vertical-fold ones are seriously unpopular, basically dead in the water at this point
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:32
    Re: #60
    Tablets are honestly a pretty niche, in-between product now, squeezed between laptops and phones with bigger screens. They might just fade away eventually.
    114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:10
    Re: #65
    That's what you'd think
    I thought the same, but once I bought one, there's not a day I don't use it
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:33
    A foldable phone will change your life, seriously
    Ridiculously convenient. Feels like carrying a mini laptop!
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Re: #66
    Tried out Samsung's and yeah, it actually felt pretty good
    Just heavy and pricey lol
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    So the old flip phone was right all along
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #75
    Back then it wasn't two screens, just one screen plus buttons, so it wasn't that pricey. Two screens basically means double the phone. You'd need Nintendo DS-level mass production to bring costs down.
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Unfold it and all you get is a bigger rectangle — videos won't actually display much bigger, so it's money down the drain
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:10
    Re: #77
    The iPhone fold looks like it'll land a good screen ratio, so no worries there
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Japanese people who wouldn't even glance at Samsung's foldables are about to swarm this one
    117AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Re: #79
    Same here, don't need Android
    Has to be iOS or there's no point

    Background and Key Points

    Apple’s September event has been the fixed date for iPhone reveals since 2012, but 2026’s version carries unusual weight: this would be the first true foldable iPhone after nearly a decade of rumors, arriving years after Samsung’s Galaxy Z Fold (since 2019) and Huawei’s Mate X line established the category in Asia. Japan is the key variable foreign readers often miss — it’s one of the only major markets where iPhone, not Android, is dominant, commanding roughly half of all smartphone sales for over a decade. That’s why posters reflexively dismiss Samsung’s foldables (“don’t need Android”) even while admitting Huawei’s screen engineering is more advanced; brand loyalty in Japan runs deeper than component specs. Pricing context matters too: Apple’s Pro models already retail above ¥200,000 in Japan due to a weak yen, so predictions of ¥400,000–450,000 (roughly $2,700–3,000) for a foldable aren’t hyperbole, they track with how iPhone pricing has already outpaced Samsung’s comparable Z Fold models locally.

    The thread didn’t converge on whether the device would sell — it split on whether Apple still has design credibility post-Jobs, with the folding form factor itself read as evidence either of innovation or of Apple “coasting” and copying Samsung’s homework.

    One thing worth flagging for readers: the article’s framing of a “new leadership era under CEO John Ternus” overstates what’s actually confirmed. Tim Cook remains Apple’s CEO; Ternus is widely rumored as an eventual successor, not a confirmed one, and no foldable iPhone has been officially announced — everything here is pre-event speculation.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Smartphones] Apple to Hold New Product Event on September 9 — Foldable iPhone Reveal?.”

  • Roki Sasaki Pulled Early with Blister on Middle Finger — 5ch: ‘Yamamoto 12 Wins in 23 Starts, Sasaki Just 5’

    Dodgers pitcher Roki Sasaki was forced out of Saturday’s game against the Braves (Aug. 26 U.S. time / Aug. 27 Japan time) partway through the 4th inning. He’d thrown 66 pitches over 3 1/3 innings, allowing 6 hits and 4 runs; the cause was announced as a blister on the middle finger of his right hand. The thread was split between comparing his win total to Yoshinobu Yamamoto’s despite a similar number of starts, and debating whether it’s acceptable for a pro to leave a game over a blister.

    ◆MLB: Braves vs. Dodgers (Aug. 26, at Truist Park, Atlanta, Georgia)

    Dodgers pitcher Roki Sasaki (24) started on the road against the Braves on Aug. 26 (Aug. 27 Japan time), but was forced to leave the game early after an incident partway through the 4th inning.

    He showed signs of discomfort in his right hand and abruptly left the mound, missing out on his 6th win. He threw 66 pitches over 3 1/3 innings, allowing 6 hits and 4 runs, with 3 strikeouts and 2 walks. His fastest pitch topped out at 98.9 mph (about 159.2 km/h), and his ERA rose to 4.60.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:33
    A blister, huh?
    Good thing it's not chickenpox.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:33
    He's pitching well but just can't catch a win.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:45
    Re: #3
    He wasn't pitching well today though.
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #3
    Where exactly was the good pitching??
    You're setting the bar pretty low, lol
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:34
    Yamamoto → 12 wins in 23 starts
    Sasaki → 5 wins in 23 starts
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:35
    This guy's always busting a blister.

    [High School Baseball] Roki Sasaki pulled from the U-18 national team send-off game due to a blister — no throwing for the time being
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1566900077/
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:47
    Re: #7
    Doesn't the skin usually get thicker where a blister forms?
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:35
    SoftBank or the Giants, huh. I'd love to see him in a Tigers uniform though. (Hanshin Tigers)
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Re: #8
    Any team that signs him after he snubbed NPB like that would be out of its mind.
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:37
    Ohtani: 'I'm the only one allowed to leave a game because of a blister.'
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:38
    6 hits, 4 runs — that's not an 'emergency exit,' that's just getting knocked out, lol.
    This spin is rough.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:43
    Roki: 'Ow, ow… ( ノД`)シクシク…' (sobbing emoticon)
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:44
    He's already made 23 starts?
    Pretty sure he didn't throw that many even back in his Marines days.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:44
    The Dodgers are full of guys who break down in an instant, total duds — 'Glass Ace' or whatever.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:44
    Come on, offense — hit a little more when Sasaki's on the mound!
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #25
    He actually gets better run support and defense than Yamamoto or Ohtani do. He just doesn't rack up wins because he doesn't pitch deep into games.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:45
    If it were Kikuchi or Sugano, they'd get left in to be exposed even after giving up 7-8 runs, but this kid gets protected.
    Though part of that's because those teams don't have anyone to replace them with.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:46
    'A diligent father who sneaks around' — read it backwards… (wordplay: まめ/mame means both 'blister' and 'diligent'; the line is a kana palindrome)
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:52
    This cracked me up.

    Roki Sasaki takes a comical tumble, has the umpire cracking up
    1 Mid-broadcast, but reposting to affiliate sites is prohibited (ワッチョイW 9196-CC7s) 2026/08/27 (Thu) 10:40:54.34 ID:bIH/fiF70
    https://tadaup.jp/8oEUzlS5.mp4
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:53
    Well, silver lining —
    now he can drop out of the rotation with a clear conscience.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:53
    Still better than Murakami though.
    How many games has that guy gone hitless now?
    He's been completely figured out, totally.
    98AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #36
    Not totally sure, but
    he hasn't gotten a hit in something like 10 games.
    Just 1 hit total.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:53
    If they're going to give a minor-league-level pitcher the most starts on the team, they've got the money — they should've gone out and majorly reinforced the rotation instead.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:25
    Re: #37
    They did, though —
    in a big way.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:01
    Leaving a game over a blister?
    That's a failure as a pro.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:01
    There he goes again, getting bailed out mid-inning.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:05
    Weird for Sasaki to get a blister —
    he never had blister trouble back in his Japan days, right?
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:11
    Re: #44
    He had plenty of it.
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:22
    Re: #44
    I asked Chappy (nickname for ChatGPT) about Roki Sasaki vs. blisters —

    Roki Sasaki's battle with blisters goes back to his U-18 national team days in 2019 and has kept recurring since he turned pro.
    2019: Pulled mid-game twice at the U-18 tournament (after 12 and 19 pitches)
    2022: Sidelined about a month after a blister burst
    2023: It recurred, but he was pulled early and managed carefully to prevent it from getting worse, then returned.
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:31
    Must be rough throwing a splitter with a blister on your middle finger.
    105AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    Re: #67
    He throws so many splitters — that's exactly why he gets blisters on his middle finger.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:35
    For a second I thought it said Kim Hye-seong, lol
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Re: #68
    Didn't the lineup flow better — and wasn't Ohtani's bat hotter — when Kim was playing instead of Tucker?
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Re: #32
    He hasn't thrown much since high school.
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Re: #85
    Ah, I see — so he's not logging enough throwing reps.
    His finger-callus thickness is like Lv10 out of a max Lv99?
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    Why is it only Ohtani and Sasaki who keep coming down with 'it hurts, it hurts' disease?
    Huh, so Yamamoto's fine?
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:39
    Re: #103
    Because they rely on raw talent and don't have the technique.

    Background and Key Points

    Roki Sasaki isn’t a typical NPB export. He came up with the Chiba Lotte Marines, threw an official 163 mph (164.4 km/h, then a Japanese record) fastball and a rare 19-strikeout perfect game in 2022, then bypassed Nippon Professional Baseball’s usual “posting system” fee entirely by signing with the Dodgers as an amateur international free agent while still only 23 — a path only available because he left before turning 25, and one several posters allude to when they say a team “signs him after he snubbed NPB.” His blister trouble is not new: it dates back to Japan’s 2019 U-18 national team, recurred in his Marines seasons, and stems from his heavy reliance on a splitter gripped off the middle finger, which is why it keeps recurring specifically there.

    The thread doesn’t converge on one reaction. Some posters fixate purely on the raw win column — 5 wins for Sasaki against Yamamoto’s 12 in a similar number of starts — while others push back that leaving mid-start over a blister, rather than pitching through it, reflects poorly on professionalism.

    What’s easy to miss reading only the win totals: a pitcher’s win is heavily shaped by bullpen and run support, not just his own outing, and one reply directly notes Sasaki actually gets better run support and defense than Yamamoto or Ohtani — he simply isn’t going deep enough into games to qualify for decisions, which is a distinct problem from ineffectiveness or fragility.

    ※This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Speed+) thread “[MLB] Roki Sasaki pulled early in the 4th inning… showed signs of discomfort in his right hand on the mound — cause announced as a blister on his right middle finger.”

  • Hololive’s ‘ViVi’ Rating Survey Sparks Buzz — 5ch: ‘She’s the Strongest VTuber, Inside and Out!’

    In a late-night thread on 5ch’s “Anything Goes Live G” board, as tempting food photos and doodles kept piling up one after another, a long post praising the appeal of Hololive VTuber “Juufuutei Raden, now ViVi” appeared and split opinion among the thread’s regulars. In between, news broke that ‘Atelier Resleriana’ would be ending service, and word spread of 7-Eleven’s discount sale on ‘Kara-age Bo’ fried chicken sticks — giving the thread the lively, all-over-the-place feel typical of a general chat board.

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:51
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    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:52
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    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:53
    Re: #13
    I hate curry like this
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:52
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    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:53
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    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Re: #17
    BWAHAHA!!!
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:55
    Slurped that down, so delicious
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:56
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Re: #28
    Raden-chan 😍
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:57
    That guilty pleasure from shupideso is irresistible, huh ☺ (a running in-joke on this thread)
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7175578.webp
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7175583.webp
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:58
    Thanks for this 🏠 reserved for the employed
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:59
    Re: #31
    That'll bring some peace 👍
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:58
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:00
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    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:05
    Re: #41
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    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Spotted the shupideso 😍
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7175601.webp
    https://dec.2chan.net/up2/src/fu7175602.webp
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:02
    Convenience store chain 7-Eleven is running a sale on its popular counter-side snacks, the "Kara-age Bo" fried chicken sticks and "American Dog" corn dogs. The sale runs for five days starting August 27.

    Both items get a 30-yen discount: the "Kara-age Bo" (normally 184 yen) drops to 154 yen, and the "American Dog" (normally 139 yen) drops to 109 yen. *Prices are before tax
    https://www.sej.co.jp/library/contents/cmp/kshs2608_2/img/KV_kshs2608_2.jpg
    52AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:02
    Nice vibe in here.
    Dropping a set of Hololive summer Fu-tan (Shirakami Fubuki) pics I really love












    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
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    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Re: #60
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    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Re: #61
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    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:05
    Re: #61
    Unchapuryapurya!
    73AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    Re: #73
    Pecowa 😍 (baby-talk for Pekora)
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    Re: #73
    So yummyyy 🥺
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:08
    Sparkling, radiant ViVi

    • A natural charmer who's won over even Pekora — someone with notoriously high walls up — and keeps churning out top-tier Peko-ViVi content as a result
    • Her real personality is top-class cute, and on top of that, she's got a huge chest
    • Not a single shady rumor has ever surrounded her, even back in her previous incarnation — her name never even came up when Gaasyy was exposing dirt on a certain idol group
    • Has a voice and way of talking that's just easy on the ears
    • Also a strong streamer — she's even had the No. 1 total monthly stream time in all of Hololive



    Seriously, what's everyone's problem with ViVi? Why won't you rate her higher?
    88AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Re: #80
    She's the strongest VTuber, inside and out!
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Sorry, I'm devoted to Rui-nee (Takane Lui) only 🥺
    114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
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    117AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Eat up 👴🏿
    122AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #117
    Ho-no-chee 😰

    Background and Key Points

    Hololive is Cover Corp’s flagship VTuber agency, and “stream time” rankings like the one cited for ViVi are informal tallies fan sites and viewers compile from monthly broadcast hours, not an official metric Cover publishes. Juufuutei Raden was a member of ReGLOSS, one of Hololive’s newer in-house units, and the “now ViVi” aside signals a name or branding change that the thread treats as already common knowledge — it never explains what prompted it, so newcomers are left to infer it from context alone. The other Japan-specific reference worth flagging is Gaasyy, a YouTuber notorious around 2022 for a string of videos “exposing” scandals involving idols and talents; that ViVi’s name never surfaced in that saga is being cited as evidence of a clean reputation, which only lands if you know how disruptive those exposés were at the time.

    The actual disagreement in the thread is narrow: one poster’s long, effusive case for ViVi (charm, looks, spotless history, listenability, stream-time numbers) gets a single enthusiastic co-sign, but is otherwise met with indifference — including one reply that simply declares loyalty to a different Hololive talent, Takane Lui, instead of engaging with the pitch. There’s no real pushback or counter-argument, just non-response.

    What’s easy to misread from the headline is that this was any kind of organized “survey” — it wasn’t. It’s one fan’s unprompted, bullet-pointed praise post in a general late-night chat thread otherwise filled with food photos, art dumps, a game-shutdown announcement, and a convenience-store snack sale, and the “buzz” amounts to a couple of replies rather than a broad debate.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Anything Goes Live G) thread “Yare yare nano rane…¯⁠\⁠_⁠(・o・🍬)_⁠/⁠¯🏰”.

  • Ryukoku University Baseball Team Suspended Over Violence, Theft, and Inappropriate Videos — 5ch: “The Conclusion Is It’s Not Working”

    Ryukoku University’s baseball team has been handed a one-month suspension over violence against underclassmen, theft of money and underwear, and the in-dorm sharing of videos showing players defecating in a river. It later emerged that new violence occurred even after an earlier incident came to light in 2025 and preventive measures were supposedly put in place. On 5ch, users criticized the leniency of the punishment — with comments like “banning outside games is basically the standard move for baseball scandals now” — and questioned whether the organization has a culture that keeps problems from reaching those at the top.

    Ryukoku University Baseball Team Suspended — “What Happened?” The Truth Behind the Violence, Theft Cover-up, and Inappropriate Videos – coki (Koki)

    2026.08.27

    What exactly was going on inside Ryukoku University’s baseball team? Punching and kicking underclassmen. A string of thefts in the dorm — money and underwear — with more than 20 victims. And videos of players defecating in a river, shared among the team in the dorm. What’s more, new violence occurred even after an earlier incident came to light in 2025 and preventive measures were put in place. At a storied program with 29 championships in the Kansai Big Six Baseball League, why couldn’t the problems be stopped?

    Source: coki.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:50
    >Filmed themselves defecating in a river, then multiple guys watched it together on the dorm TV
    Scat-fetish baseball players or something…
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:50
    Violence just comes with the territory in baseball
    If you don't like it, don't play
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:54
    Does playing baseball give you brain damage?
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:55
    Yakult's Yamamoto Itsuki was the coach a while back, huh
    Sounds like Yakult's Hongo Hiroki is the coach now
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    Re: #12
    Maybe the team's gone off the rails because it's all Yakult connections?
    Former Yakult player Furuno Masato arrested on the spot for drunk driving after hitting two oncoming cars — "We will respond strictly per our rules," team says; he's been a Ryukoku baseball coach since 2025
    https://hochi.news/articles/20260318-OHT1T51467.html?page=1
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:55
    A ridiculously light punishment designed not to hurt their league standing
    They pulled all this and still only got a 1-month ban that dodges the league games…
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:56
    Ryukoku always struck me as full of unusually well-raised, modest students
    Well, troublemakers turn up everywhere I guess
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:57
    Lawless zone, lol
    That's the real charm of "yakyu" (baseball, using the mocking slang term)
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:57
    And these are college students…
    Japan's club culture is seriously broken, needs to be torn down and rebuilt
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:03
    Re: #19
    You really think stuff like this doesn't happen in America??
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:59
    Baseball's always life-or-death
    A hard wooden bat smashes into your head and kills you
    Hard rock-like projectiles are constantly flying around, even hitting spectators
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:59
    Re: #1
    This is straight-up criminal
    A 1-month suspension is way too lenient, garbage university
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:59
    And baseball's the one sport where this doesn't even get the team disbanded, just a 1-month time-out
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    [Baseball] 5 Asahi University baseball players referred to prosecutors… homeless man killed — around 10 people, including minors, allegedly involved in "past rock-throwing" incidents
    http://hayabusa9.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1587801801/
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Please stop pooping in rivers
    You're literally acting like pigs
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    >"This also points to a deeper organizational problem — whether there was ever a proper system for reporting issues up the chain when they occurred."

    There's usually a reason things don't get reported up the chain, though
    Telling the higher-ups is pointless, it just makes things more of a hassle once it does get reported, and when the higher-ups get involved it ends up worse for the victim
    Happens all the time
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:03
    Re: #28
    Same thing happens in court cases
    They cook up some vague, nitpicky logic
    And it ends up not making sense
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Re: #28
    >"Even after violence came to light in 2025 and prevention measures were put in place, new violence occurred"

    The conclusion's already clear: it's not working
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Baseball doesn't involve enough physical activity, so they can't burn off their energy
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:02
    The Buddhist teachings clearly haven't sunk in at all
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Re: #36
    Fitting for a Jodo Shinshu Hongwanji-ha university — they've really taken the "even the wicked are saved" teaching (akunin shoki) to heart
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    Banning outside games during the off-season is basically the standard playbook for baseball scandals at this point
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:09
    Re: #48
    Truly rotten to the core
    The fact that neither baseball insiders nor fans treat this as a problem tells you everything about where they're coming from
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    >"They filmed an inappropriate video at a river in Shiga Prefecture. On a separate occasion, they filmed a similar video again, then played it on the dorm living room TV for multiple people to watch together."

    Name the river already
    It'll be too disgusting to use after this
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:08
    Re: #49
    If it's Shiga, it all comes back around eventually
    Everyone in Kansai's drinking that water anyway
    Bit late to worry about it now, no?
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Repeated underwear thefts…

    What are you even gonna do with a pile of stolen guys' underwear?
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #57
    You know exactly what you're implying, lol
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    School sports teams can get disbanded over this stuff, and it can derail the lives of the serious teammates who did nothing wrong — yet the scandals never stop. Must be because the punishments aren't harsh enough.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #61
    The players at these baseball-focused schools probably think "if we didn't play, the school would go under"
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Re: #1

    If you're talking Tokyo equivalent

    It's Komazawa University
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #66
    Six of one, half a dozen of the other, but I'd say Kokugakuin over "Idiot Komazawa" (Ahokoma)
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    The underclassmen should just file a police report
    Need to blow this up bigger or these guys will never reflect on what they did
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #69
    Do that and you'll get bullied and benched

    Background and Key Points

    Ryukoku University in Kyoto is a Jōdo Shinshū Hongan-ji-ha (Shin Buddhist) institution, and its baseball team competes in the Kansai Big Six Baseball League, one of Japan’s older regional collegiate leagues, with 29 titles to its name. That history matters because Japanese university sports scandals are almost never punished by outside authorities disbanding the club; instead the school or team imposes its own penalty, typically a temporary halt to “taigai shiai” (games against outside opponents) during the off-season, while league play itself continues largely untouched. That is the specific practice posters mean when they call a one-month ban the “standard playbook” — it looks severe on paper but rarely threatens a team’s standing.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t over whether the punishment was light — that’s close to consensus — but over what the recurrence means. Some posters treat violence and hazing as baseball’s cultural default, an “unless you like it, don’t play” inevitability, while others (post 38) push back on treating this as uniquely Japanese. A sharper split appears around the internal-reporting question: rather than agreeing that better reporting channels would fix things, several posters argue reporting incidents upward actively backfires on victims, making it a systemic disincentive rather than a solution.

    What outsiders may miss is that “suspension” here is a self-imposed, limited sanction, not expulsion from the league or program shutdown — a distinction that explains why frustration in the thread centers on leniency rather than on the team’s survival. The joking reference to “akunin shōki” also assumes familiarity with a specific Shin Buddhist doctrine about salvation for wrongdoers, not generic religious mockery.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Kansai] Ryukoku University Baseball Team Suspended — “What Happened?” The Truth Behind the Violence, Theft Cover-up, and Inappropriate Videos.”

  • Loch Ness Monster Sightings Already Hit 13 in 2026 — 5ch: “It’s a Vital Tourism Resource”

    Tourists at Scotland’s Loch Ness have reported a wave of Nessie sightings, with the tally for 2026 already reaching 13 reports. The thread buzzed with debate over whether the sightings are genuine, accounts of how other cryptids like Bigfoot and Tsuchinoko (a legendary snake-like creature from Japanese folklore) were later exposed as hoaxes, and a rundown of “-ssie”-named lake monsters found around the world.

    Tourists at Scotland’s Loch Ness have reported a series of sightings of the mysterious creature known as Nessie. New accounts include a report of a “head and tail” seen in the water and testimony describing a “mysterious shadow.”

    [Photo] Is activity surging this year? Sightings keep piling up at Loch Ness

    As of July, the 2026 sighting count had already reached 7, but further reports added to the “Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register” have pushed this year’s total to 13 so far. The latest entry, logged on July 27, comes from John Wallace and Jamie Wallace, visitors from Renfrewshire, Scotland, who reported a possible encounter with Nessie.

    Source: yorozoonews.jp / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Come to think of it, you don't hear about crop circles at all anymore
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    Re: #2
    Pretty sure some people already came forward and admitted it was their own prank
    92AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    Re: #2
    Guess UFO performance specs have improved too
    203AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:29
    Re: #2
    One showed up on the top of my head recently (joking about a bald spot)
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Just how long-lived is Nessie supposed to be anyway? She's gotta be over 100 by now
    130AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:34
    Re: #6
    Apparently some kinds of clams live that long too
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    We all know it's staged, but
    it's funny how nobody ever tries to actually settle it with real science
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:34
    Re: #20
    Both the crop circles and that famous Nessie photo —
    the people behind them already confessed
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:42
    Re: #26
    So Tsuchinoko and Bigfoot are both fake too?
    What a letdown
    135AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:39
    Re: #51
    Apparently the Bigfoot footage was staged by someone wearing a costume.
    As for Tsuchinoko, people point out it's suspicious that its appearance keeps changing depending on the era.
    The latest theory is that people were probably just mistaking a cat lying flat on the ground for it.
    210AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:36
    Re: #51
    Tsuchinoko is probably just a snake mistaken for something else while it's got prey in its belly (making it look bulged)
    Bigfoot, lol, just a prank
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:39
    Isn't she like 100 years old or something by now?
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:40
    Didn't the original discoverer confess on his deathbed that it was all a lie?
    Well, it's become a tourism cash cow at this point, so they can't exactly stop now lol
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:40
    There was also that cattle "mootilation" phenomenon, remember
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Re: #44
    What's "mootilation"?
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    If one's found in Lake Ashi, does that make it "Asshie"?
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:10
    Re: #71
    The world's "-ssies"
    Asshie (Japan, Lake Ashi)
    Issie (Japan, Lake Ikeda)
    Ojasshie (Japan, Ojaga Pond)
    Kusshie (Japan, Lake Kussharo)
    Chusshie (Japan, Lake Chuzenji)
    Tessie (USA, Lake Tahoe)
    Tosshie (Japan, Lake Toya)
    New Nessie (off the coast of New Zealand)
    Nessie (Scotland, Loch Ness)
    Hasshie (Japan, Hashima City)
    Bessie (USA, Lake Erie)
    Hossie (USA, Lake Hodges) *also known as Hodgee
    Mini-Nessie (England)
    Messie (USA, Lake Murray)
    Mossie (Japan, Lake Motosu)
    73AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    Rough life when even Scotland's tourism board has to keep milking this old legend
    184AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:12
    Re: #73
    Yeah, when you actually go to Inverness there's a ton of Nessie merch for sale lol
    And the buses to Loch Ness are always packed — it really is a vital tourism resource.
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    That's me

    https://imgur.com/Q2U7YEW.jpeg
    133AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:36
    The original sighting and photo that kicked off the whole Nessie legend were all fabricated — the guy admitted it right before he died
    Yep, case closed
    170AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:05
    Re: #133
    The one that actually started it was Hugh Gray's photo (1933)
    That's a different thing from the "Surgeon's Photograph" model shot
    134AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:38
    I could grill someone for an hour straight about where a creature that massive even gets the energy to keep itself alive
    139AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:40
    Re: #134
    Well if we're going there, you could just as easily ask how Japan's current finances are supposed to cover that kind of budget — tax cuts and the numbers clearly don't add up either
    I do think the target of "occult" belief has been shifting from cryptids and UFOs to politics lately
    138AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:40
    Hate to burst the bubble, but the plesiosaur that Nessie is supposedly modeled on isn't even a dinosaur's descendant — the true direct descendants of dinosaurs are alive worldwide today, as birds…
    141AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:42
    Re: #138
    And finding out a plesiosaur basically had a sea-turtle-sized body with a long neck stuck on totally killed the fantasy for me
    143AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:42
    Don't forget about Issie either
    150AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:51
    Re: #143
    Never heard of that one
    If we're talking Japan it's gotta be Kusshie from Lake Kussharo
    Or was it Lake Kutcharo? Can't remember
    158AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:56
    180AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:09
    Back in the day there were even sightings of it walking near people's houses
    With underwater drones these days you could fake as many sightings as you want
    It's pretty much done for as a mystery
    187AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:15
    Re: #180
    Right, right
    There was even a report of it crossing a road, wasn't there
    Here's the sketch from that one
    Doesn't look anything like a plesiosaur
    193AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:21
    Sighted on land while driving around Loch Ness
    A sketch of Nessie from that report
    199AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:25
    Re: #193
    There was real romance to it back in the day
    205AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:30
    Scoop

    Background and Key Points

    The Official Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register is run by the Loch Ness Centre in Drumnadrochit and has logged reported encounters since 1996, building on a legend that dates to 1933, when newspaper reports of a “monster” first drew crowds to the loch. The most famous image, the 1934 “Surgeon’s Photograph,” was revealed in 1994 to be a toy submarine staged by associates of a man with a grudge against the Daily Mail. Nessie tourism is now worth tens of millions of pounds a year to the Scottish Highlands, which is the “cash cow” posters keep referencing. For Japanese readers, the thread’s comparison points are folkloric: Tsuchinoko is a legendary short, thick snake-like creature reported across rural Japan for centuries, and the various “-ssie” lake monsters (Issie, Kusshie, Mossie, and so on) are homegrown Nessie parodies attached to Japanese lakes, reflecting how thoroughly the Loch Ness template was absorbed into Japanese pop culture.

    The thread didn’t really split over whether Nessie is real — nobody defended that — but over how cynical to be about the sightings being a deliberately sustained tourism ritual versus a genuine, if credulous, folk tradition people still enjoy participating in.

    One correction worth noting: the poster who says “the guy admitted it before he died” is conflating the Surgeon’s Photograph confession with the actual first Nessie sighting, Hugh Gray’s photo from 1933, which was never debunked in the same way. The thread also never mentions that plesiosaurs, Nessie’s supposed template, are marine reptiles unrelated to dinosaurs at all — birds are dinosaurs’ true living descendants, a point one poster raises but the group never fully unpacks.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “[Cryptid] Mysterious Sightings Keep Piling Up at Loch Ness — 2026 Reports Already at 13, What’s Behind the Surge?.”

  • Mitsubishi UFJ Makes Amex Platinum Free for ¥30 Million Balances — New ‘Emmet’ Brand Targets the Wealthy

    Mitsubishi UFJ Bank has announced “Emmet Excellent Club,” a membership program for wealthy clients built around a ¥30 million deposit balance, which will let qualifying members get an Amex Platinum card for free starting in March 2027. On the forum, comments ranged from “¥30 million is a low bar for a ‘wealthy’ program” and “isn’t this just a rehash of the service Mizuho scrapped five years ago?” to a split debate over whether Amex Platinum itself is even worth having.

    Mitsubishi UFJ Bank has announced “Emmet Excellent Club,” a membership program for wealthy clients centered on customers’ deposit balances, launching in March 2027. The bank also announced a digital inheritance platform, “Emmet Souzoku” (“Emmet Inheritance”), set to launch in the second half of fiscal 2026, expanding the reach of “Emmet,” which is billed as covering customers for their entire lives.

    “Emmet” launched in June 2025 as a new financial services brand representing a major overhaul of Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group’s (MUFG) retail services. Its defining feature is that services are planned and developed across group companies’ domains — cards, trusts, securities, and more.

    Since Emmet launched, activity across areas like bank account openings, card issuance, and brokerage account openings has grown significantly year-over-year, with Tadashi Yamamoto, MUFG Executive Managing Officer and Head of the Retail & Digital Business Group / Group CDTO, describing it as “a strong foundation for the next stage of evolution.”

    Source: watch.impress.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:19
    So even someone who's failed a card screening before is fine as long as they deposit ¥30 million?
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:12
    Re: #2
    Bank-affiliated cards have traditionally been aimed at the self-employed and business owners — this is similar thinking.
    As for people on a regular salary—
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 03:37
    I think it means putting up a deposit of around ¥20 million.
    Well, I don't actually know the real figure, but within the deposit range you can spend freely.
    If the balance runs low, they'll ask you to top it up.
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:27
    What about free transfers?
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:20
    ¥30 million is kind of low for this day and age, isn't it?
    Even I've got that much, and I'm 27 and graduated from a bottom-tier university ("F-rank").
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:10
    Re: #5
    Only if you've deposited it with the MUFG group, though.
    Isn't the main target here Mitsubishi group employees and retirees?
    If you use SBI, Sumitomo Mitsui's "Olive" service has started something similar, so you could just go with that instead.
    I wonder if Rakuten has anything comparable.
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:36
    Who'd be dumb enough to park ¥30 million in a bank!
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:49
    Only ¥30 million for a "wealthy clients" program?
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:07
    Mizuho Bank used to issue Amex Platinum for a ¥30 million deposit, but they killed it 5 years ago.
    So Mitsubishi UFJ is just ripping that off and starting it up again?
    Premium banking perks for big depositors kept getting axed one after another as deposit rates fell — and now that rates are rising, the banks are all bringing them back?
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:14
    Re: #8
    Big depositors are profitable for the bank not just by parking money, but by taking out loans to build a house or start a business.
    But during the low-rate era, they did absolutely nothing.
    Once the economy improved and rates rose, they started borrowing again (for condo investment purposes).
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:08
    Don't need Amex.
    Make a Mastercard Platinum instead.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:17
    A system where the rich just keep getting richer.
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:43
    Re: #11
    Professor Piketty already said that's just how the world works.
    The gap only narrows during wars and major disasters.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:12
    Re: #11
    The BOJ's quantitative easing under Abenomics, and the pandemic-era handouts for households exempt from resident tax, were both policies that hugely benefited people who already had assets.

    If you actually wanted to fix inequality, cutting income tax is the only way — but Japan has just kept effectively raising income taxes instead.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:41
    ¥30 million just sitting there unused — some kind of wealthy person?
    Maybe they've got a huge stash of other assets too.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:24
    Re: #12
    If they're leaving that much in liquid assets alone, there's probably around 10x that behind it.
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:49
    I've got my savings spread across five banks, ¥12 million each.

    Every one of them runs preferential treatment and campaigns, but they're all way too lame.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:14
    Sounds like the name "Mobit" (a consumer cash-loan brand).
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:30
    This is nice.
    I'd want to use Yahoo or Rakuten cards for everyday spending, and Amex Platinum just for airport lounges.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Re: #19
    Airport lounges are kind of a joke — all you get for free is udon or soba.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:42
    We live in a dumb world where depositing loose change costs a fee, so you can't exactly deposit ¥30 million worth of coins.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:59
    Re: #20
    ATMs let you deposit up to 100 coins a day fee-free, so I walk over there every single day — doubles as exercise.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:46
    Weigh that against having your address, name, date of birth, and family details sold off to shady "yami-baito" crews (anonymous "dark part-time job" gangs used for burglary and scam recruiting).
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:56
    So Amex Platinum is the kind of card they just hand out for free at that level now. They've cheapened the brand.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Does Amex Platinum actually have any real perks?
    There's stuff like credits if you stay at hotels costing ¥500,000+, but none of it feels appealing at all.
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #24
    If you don't regularly use high-end hotels and restaurants or travel often, the card has zero value for you — so it feels like most Japanese people just aren't the target audience.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    If anything it's an embarrassing card to carry. If it's supposed to be for the wealthy, the bar should start at ¥300 million.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    Even with ¥30 million, I'd spread it across multiple accounts.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:01
    It's just the UFJ Amex Platinum.
    Not much different from the Saison Amex Platinum.
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #25
    Real connoisseurs go for the karaage (fried chicken) and curry.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:18
    Re: #29
    Seriously?
    What an incredible perk.
    It's all-you-can-eat!
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:43
    Re: #31
    Too much vegetable oil and you'll get cancer.
    Go with sushi instead.
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:11
    Carrying this around just makes you a target.
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:42
    The era of banks locking in the wealthy.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:43
    Rather than hoarding ¥30 million just for show, I'd put it in a brokerage account where it actually earns money.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:45
    I forget if it was JAL or ANA, but I think their international first-class lounge had all-you-can-eat sushi too.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:46
    If you've got around ¥10 million moving in and out for payments, it's not strange to also have ¥30 million sitting in the account.
    It wouldn't make sense to put money you're actively moving in and out of into a brokerage account either.
    This is the kind of story aimed at that type of wealthy person — nothing to do with vanity.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:50
    Amex has been pushing the Platinum card really hard lately.
    A free one like the one in this article is fine, but with the regular annual fee being so high, it feels like the only people who'd actually get their money's worth are business people constantly flying overseas.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:05
    Re: #39
    People who pay the full annual fee for Platinum probably aren't thinking about "getting their money's worth" in the first place.

    Background and Key Points

    Mitsubishi UFJ’s “Emmet” push follows a broader pattern among Japan’s megabanks: after nearly three decades of near-zero interest rates, deposits were a cost center, and the perks-for-balance model that once existed (Mizuho ran an Amex Platinum-for-deposit scheme until scrapping it five years ago, as poster 8 notes) fell out of favor. The Bank of Japan’s move away from negative rates and toward gradual tightening since 2024 has made large deposit balances profitable again, giving banks reason to court big depositors with free premium cards, and rivals like Sumitomo Mitsui’s “Olive” are doing similar things. For readers unfamiliar with the card itself, Amex Platinum in Japan normally carries an annual fee upward of ¥165,000 and is positioned as a lifestyle/travel card (lounge access, hotel credits) rather than a cash-back product, which is why its value depends heavily on whether a holder actually travels or dines at the high end.

    The thread’s real disagreement isn’t about MUFG’s strategy so much as whether ¥30 million even qualifies someone as “wealthy” in 2026 Japan, and separately whether Platinum’s benefits (airport lounge snacks, hotel credits) justify carrying the card at all — two distinct arguments that got tangled together.

    What’s likely to be missed by outside readers is that “wealthy client” programs at Japanese banks have historically been built around deposit balances rather than income or net worth, unlike Western private-banking tiers that scrutinize investable assets broadly; a large chunk of a Japanese household’s wealth can sit outside the banking system entirely (real estate, life insurance, postal savings), so a ¥30 million bank balance threshold says less about actual wealth than it appears to.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Business News+) thread “[Credit Cards] Mitsubishi UFJ Makes Amex Platinum Free at a ¥30 Million Balance — “Emmet” Wealthy-Client Strategy.”

  • Tattooed AV Actress Reacts to Poor Sales — 5ch Debates the ‘Four Mood-Killer Accessories’

    A thread on 5ch’s livestream-commentary board picked up on news that a tattooed AV actress is down in the dumps over disappointing sales. The discussion took off around whether tattoos themselves are the real problem, or whether opinions split between small accent tattoos and full traditional Japanese (“wabori”) ink.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:08
    Why do Japanese people hate tattoos so much?
    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    I think they're hot.
    Guess a lot of guys just have some pretty rigid preconceptions.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    The skin is what gets you excited, so if it's covered in ink it's like she never even took her clothes off.
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:10
    If she got gangbanged by 10 guys, I'd watch it.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:11
    Is it even the tattoos that are the problem in the first place?
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:11
    Tattoos
    Piercings
    Nail art

    The Four Heavenly Kings of Mood-Killing AV Accessories
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:11
    Some pretentious 'artsy' tattoo or full traditional ink is just visual noise to me.
    Now if she got an 'inmon' (a fictional lewd magic-circle tattoo trope) or filthy words like 'Piggy Cum Dump' inked on her, I'd rub one out to that.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:12
    Tattoos on women specifically — please, just stop.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:12
    I want to see the body, and a picture on it just gets in the way. Same with that background music you get in a lot of overseas videos — that's a no too. It's distracting. When you're getting off, even your favorite song turns into something worse than garbage.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #12
    Can't help it — overseas stuff gets released packaged like a music video.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    You narrowed your own market and now you're bummed about it?
    Guess people who get tattoos really are idiots.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    Shaved-side undercut
    Plastic surgery monster
    Ever-multiplying tattoos

    Feels like most of these girls just swapped their wrist-cutting scars for ink.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    Tattoos aside, a sunburnt 'grilled squid arm' (deep, uneven tan) really does it for me.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    Something cute like a little heart is fine, but full-on traditional ink, spiders, or skulls — that's a real mood-killer.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:14
    Sena Rumina, though — she's still fappable.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Whether it sells comes down to
    whether it's actually hot or not.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    I'd honestly like to watch a woman who gets more tattoos with every new release.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Also, there were tattooed women who basically looked like an artist's practice canvas.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:17
    I mean, 'damaged goods' just gets disliked across the board, doesn't it?
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:18
    Overseas, a small accent tattoo is totally normal though.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:22
    Way too gross
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:25
    Way too scary
    https://tadaup.jp/8l4ytkla.jpg
    https://tadaup.jp/8o0uoZb1.jpg
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:26
    Re: #50
    A full-back piece like that gives me a reptile-level sense of disgust.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:27
    Re: #50
    Full traditional ink gives off way too strong a 'yakuza's woman' vibe — can't get off to that.
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:41
    Re: #50
    Gross
    Looks like fish scales or reptile skin
    People actually get turned on looking at that?
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Anyway, if you don't have a tattoo yet, go get one
    All the young people have tattoos these days.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:34
    Re: #61
    Only monkeys have tattoos, dude.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:42
    Seeing it in person just makes your brain reflexively go to a bad place, and that's a dealbreaker for me.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:46
    If it were family, sure, but I'm surprised people care this much about the tattoo of someone they're just watching on a screen.
    Also don't get threads like Re: #1 that stir up hate without even linking a source.
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:52
    Re: #83
    Fanning the flames like that makes you just as guilty.
    Can't you just ignore it?


    Oh wait — this is a self-posted affiliate thread, isn't it.
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:55
    If you think tattoos are hot, you should just scribble all kinds of stuff on your body with a marker every day.
    Why does it have to be a permanent one-shot tattoo?
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:57
    Re: #97
    Stickers that match your mood that day would work too, but for some reason that just feels lame.
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:56
    C'mon, at least let a small accent tattoo slide.
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:00
    Re: #99
    I don't mind letting it slide, but
    I've got no intention of paying money to watch an AV starring a tattooed actress.

    Background and Key Points

    Tattoo taboo in Japan runs deeper than fashion preference — it traces back to the Edo period, when irezumi (permanent ink) was used to brand convicted criminals, and to the 20th-century association between full-body “wabori” work and yakuza membership. That history is why many public baths, gyms, and pools in Japan still post blanket no-tattoo signs today, regardless of size or style, and why even a small design can carry social weight far beyond what it would in the US or Europe. In the AV industry specifically, an actress’s tattoos are a permanent, unremovable trait that follows her across her entire catalog, unlike a hairstyle or outfit she can change between releases — which is part of why buyers treat it as a purchase-blocking dealbreaker rather than a minor aesthetic quibble.

    The thread’s real fault line isn’t “tattoos: yes or no” — nearly everyone agrees full traditional wabori, skulls, or spider motifs read as “yakuza’s woman” and kill the mood. The split is over scale: several posters (>>99, >>26, >>19) carve out an exception for a single small accent tattoo, especially citing it as unremarkable overseas, while others (>>11, >>104) reject any ink at all, however small, as a dealbreaker for a purchase decision.

    What the thread never addresses is the commercial mechanics behind the complaint: an AV title’s sales are shaped heavily by rental/streaming platform curation and thumbnail-driven browsing, so a visible tattoo can suppress a title’s numbers before playback even starts, independent of the performance itself — a distribution effect the posters mistake entirely for a verdict on the actress’s personal appeal.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Tattooed AV Actress Bummed Out Over Low Sales.”

  • Becky Names the Celebrity She’s ‘Conscious Of’ — A Former Rival

    During the popular “Nani wo Kiku Nen” segment on MBS’s variety show Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai, Becky reportedly revealed the name of the celebrity she’s “conscious of.” On 5ch, names like Mari Yaguchi, Chinatsu Wakatsuki, and Mariko Shinoda came up, sparking discussion about their standing in the entertainment industry at the time and the truth behind their rivalries.

    Becky Names the Celebrity She’s “Conscious Of” — A Former Rival

    TV personality Becky appears on MBS TV’s Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai (airing Saturdays at 3:00 PM, Kansai local broadcast) on the 29th, chatting with host Sanma Akashiya.

    In the show’s signature segment “Nani wo Kiku Nen,” where 50 members of the studio audience get to question the guest, each audience member writes down the name of a celebrity they think they resemble on a spinning “name board.” Sanma picks out a celebrity name that catches his interest, the audience member who wrote it shares their own story, and then poses a question directly to the guest.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:49
    Mari Yaguchi, Becky, Ruriko Kojima
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Apparently her husband's a pro baseball player. Had no idea lol
    107AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:08
    Re: #5
    He played for the Seibu Lions and the Giants
    Kataoka Yasu

    He was a good-looking player I liked, so it was a shock he got snagged by someone like Becky
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Chinatsu Wakatsuki is one of Sanma's favorites, after all.
    Becky's being calculating dropping that name — typical calculating Becky.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    Chinatsu Wakatsuki's talk skills are on a whole different level,
    so going up against her on that front is a losing battle.

    It's Wentz. (i.e., entertainer Eiji Wentz)
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:12
    Re: #10
    Becky's pretty good at it too, though
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:12
    Re: #10
    Becky's pretty good at it too, though
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    Wakatsuki's talk skills are on a completely different tier
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    Does Sanma still think he's running a rehab factory for scandal-hit celebrities?
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:56
    It would've been funnier if she'd said Mari Yaguchi
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:58
    Re: #15
    Yaguchi wins since she didn't end up sticking it out with that Gesu whatshisname guy lol (ref. Gesu no Kiwami Otome affair scandal)
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:37
    Re: #15
    That story on Ariyoshi Quiz where Yaguchi ran into Becky in private and the two of them bonded over it was hilarious
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    For someone who screwed up that badly, she's not committed enough to playing the disgraced clown
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #16
    Mariko Shinoda playing villain roles in dramas is terrifyingly perfect casting
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    Re: #24
    In "Ochitara Owari" (If You Fall, It's Over) there's a scene next week where she tries to jump off an apartment building
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Re: #24
    Mariko Shinoda is basically a late-night drama regular at this point
    Feels like every season, on any network, she's always in some late-night drama involving cheating — either as the cheater or the cheated-on
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:16
    Wakatsuki hasn't had any scandals
    She's a likability monster
    It's impressive she climbed all the way up to become the queen of commercials
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:17
    There aren't many examples of a female talent staging a comeback like this
    Masayuki Shunou's judgment was spot on
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:32
    Why is this person still blacklisted from TV?
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:36
    Re: #54
    Nah, she's on TV and radio plenty
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:32
    When Spike Matsuura appeared on a big show, he introduced himself with "I can still get angry about stuff from years ago," trying to leave an impression.
    After he finished telling his story, Wakatsuki asked him "When was that?" and he answered "Eight years ago," which got a huge laugh.
    It's a story about how sharp Wakatsuki is.
    The impressive part is she didn't ask "how many years ago," she just asked "when" — and let his answer land the joke itself
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:39
    Re: #56
    Chinatsu Wakatsuki's really got that comedic timing down
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:34
    When Chinatsu Wakatsuki first made her comeback, she was kind of a hassle — refusing to appear on TV unless billed with her "company president" title, blowing up on Twitter when TBS's talent directory listed her name, stuff like that
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:43
    Re: #60
    Was that the talent directory thing?
    Or maybe it's the one where Jun named Chinatsu Wakatsuki as the ex-girlfriend among the talents he'd dated that he regrets breaking up with
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:46
    Wasn't she the one whose career ended over an affair?
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:51
    Re: #78
    I feel like it wasn't the affair itself but the leaked LINE messages — which came off mocking and nasty — that were the final blow
    Though I always felt there was a gap between how the industry saw her likability and how the public did
    92AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:57
    Wakatsuki came up through swimsuit gravure modeling
    Becky's never done swimsuit gravure, so they don't really feel like rivals
    Wakatsuki's more in the same lane as Yoko Kumada, Yuko Ogura, that group
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:05
    Re: #92
    And Becky never once appeared in London Boots' "Women Ranking Each Other" segment either —
    she just watched from a safe distance
    She had her own regular show the whole time, sitting comfortably in a stable position
    Don't act like you saw her as a rival now, that sounds fake too
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:08
    After variety show tapings, apparently Becky, Wakatsuki, gravure idols, and other female talents would all meet up at a family restaurant on the way home
    and hold debrief sessions like "you should've answered that way instead," studying how to play it next time — that's why they're strong
    They're not like the Sakamichi/AKB48-type groups where the group is strong but individuals are weak on their own
    113AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:11
    Re: #106
    Becky wasn't actually at those debrief sessions though

    Background and Key Points

    Becky is a bicultural (Japanese-British) TV personality who returned to steady work after a 2016 scandal in which her affair with the married musician ENON (of the band Gesu no Kiwami Otome) tanked her career; she rebuilt through years of humble reappearances and now anchors variety shows. Sanma Akashiya’s “Nani wo Kiku Nen” segment on Tsukai! Akashiya Denshidai is built around audience members writing down which celebrity they resemble, giving Sanma an opening to steer the conversation toward gossip-adjacent topics like this one. The “rival” Becky reportedly named isn’t confirmed by name in the excerpt itself, but posters converged on candidates with parallel scandal-and-comeback arcs: Mari Yaguchi (former Morning Musume idol whose own affair scandal ended her group career), Chinatsu Wakatsuki (gravure-idol-turned-actress whose comeback after an affair and leaked LINE messages is treated as unusually successful), and Mariko Shinoda (former AKB48 senior member now typecast in scandal/villain drama roles).

    Where the thread actually splits is on Chinatsu Wakatsuki: several posters praise her talk-show sharpness and “likability monster” comeback as untouchable, while others push back that she was reportedly difficult during her comeback (demanding billing with a “company president” title, public blowups over how agencies listed her) — complicating the idea that her rehabilitation was purely a talent story.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the genre logic here: Japanese TV has a long-running convention of “rehabilitating” scandal-hit talents by putting them on shows like Sanma’s, and posters explicitly frame this segment as continuing that pattern rather than as neutral entertainment news — the “rival” framing is itself a device for reopening old scandal narratives, not a spontaneous personal revelation.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News Speed+) thread “[Entertainment] Becky Names the Celebrity She’s “Conscious Of” — A Former Rival.”

  • Post Urging Nintendo Fans to Ditch Nintendo for Chinese Hit ‘Genshin Impact’ Sparks Debate

    A thread on 5ch’s console-gaming board (the “Geha” board) argued that “Genshin Impact is fun, so drop your Nintendo-style games and switch over” — and the replies split sharply between agreement and pushback. The discussion spread into technical debates over Genshin’s storytelling and character polygon counts, as well as the current state of the PlayStation Store charts, where Chinese-made free-to-play titles dominate the top sales rankings.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:24
    Ever think about looking at the wider world?
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:30
    Post even one short clip that actually shows why it's fun. All that comes through is a 'cute-girl petting zoo' (slang for gacha games stuffed with pretty female characters) and nothing else.
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Re: #5
    There's no 'good or bad' for a game whose story is only around for a limited time, lol.
    It's funny how anyone who hasn't been following it since day one is just a newbie who only knows the story in disconnected fragments.
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Re: #5
    It's a story-driven game, so a clip alone won't make it make sense — that's just not gonna work.
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2061922509772251136/vid/avc1/1920×1080/Ul4vcVPF6gtfQCQQ.mp4
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:30
    If you were pushing NTE or ZZZ (Zenless Zone Zero) I'd get it, but Genshin at this point? Lol
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:02
    Re: #8
    They already announced Mugendai's shutdown date, so recommending NTE is off the table now too, lol
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:32
    Why do you want the Nintendo fanboys ("Nishi-kun") to approve of you so badly?
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:32
    Re: #15
    Classic case of Nintendo-fanboy inferiority complex.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:53
    What's this 'reasonable Chinese game' thing supposed to mean? (a garbled pun on 'いい加減、中華ゲー' — 'seriously, just play Chinese games already')
    So you call it a 'kiddie game' and figured I'd fall for that special-needs-level logic, huh?
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:42
    Re: #36
    Guess Japanese is just too hard for them.
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Re: #36
    That's the tricky part about Japanese —
    with kanji, katakana, hiragana, and the Roman alphabet all mixed together,
    you can write without spacing words apart, which backfires sometimes.

    Unless you clearly write it as 'いい加減に中華ゲー〜' ("Seriously, Chinese games…"),
    it can end up reading as one single garbled word.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:59
    The only reason people buy dedicated hardware to play games — objects that serve zero practical purpose — comes down to one thing: 'because it's fun.' There's no reason beyond that.

    What I don't get is this mindset of 'they probably secretly want to play it but are stubbornly holding back.' If someone won't play a game they could just play on their phone, the only explanation is 'they're not interested' — there's nothing more to it.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:02
    So the Nishi-kun living in your head never does what you want, and deep down he's this higher being whose approval you're desperate for someday, huh?
    Hope Nishi-kun gives you that approval one day.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:17
    For reference, Genshin's character polygon counts run about 20,000 for early characters, and only recently hit around 40,000 for newer ones.

    Monster Hunter Rise's characters run 20,000-30,000 polygons, so quality-wise Genshin could run just fine on Switch — assuming you actually had proper optimization behind it, of course.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    Re: #57
    It's an open world that's already implemented 7 nations with over 100 playable characters, so it'd blow way past Switch specs, easily.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    PlayStation is really the only market where free Chinese games dominate the top charts, right?
    They're up there on PC too, but PC has plenty of its own mainstream free titles.
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:24
    Re: #58
    I figured the Epic Games Store — aka 'Tencent's Shop,' given Tencent's stake in it — would be Chinese-game territory too, so I checked,
    but Fortnite and Rocket League are sitting at the very top, so it's less of a total Chinese sweep than expected.
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:20
    You're still playing Genshin?
    Move on to NTE and Wuthering Waves already.
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Re: #59
    Those are both total trash games though.
    The story especially is a lost cause.
    64AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Re: #63
    That store runs discounts, so PC users spend their money there.
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    Re: #64
    It's not just cheap — there are also quite a few Chinese games there that aren't even on Steam.
    Though honestly Fortnite is so dominant it's basically 'Fortnite and everything else' at this point.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:38
    They're really not picky anymore, huh.
    Are they losing their audience and struggling financially or something?
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:38
    But spending money on a mobile game through PlayStation has basically zero upside, and yet it's topping the charts — so which is it:
    are there just a ton of clueless spenders out there, or does the ranking itself not actually mean much?
    73AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:40
    Re: #71
    Both, honestly.
    Even a game like Pragmata managed to hold a top spot.
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:41
    Genshin is basically the ultimate kiddie game.
    80AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:51
    Re: #76
    You think kids are actually the ones playing it?
    It's nothing but creepy, smirking ("nichaa" — internet slang for a creepy grin) middle-aged men.
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:52
    Re: #80
    Genshin's main player base is people in their 20s and 30s.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    Re: #82
    LMAO, and you call it a kiddie game!
    Meanwhile it's the 40- and 50-somethings playing Nintendo games.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:59
    Re: #82
    Wait, don't tell me you actually still think of yourself as a kid in your 20s or 30s…?
    90AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:04
    'Games' means proper pay-once titles.
    Free-to-play? Gacha? Nintendo doesn't recognize that garbage as gaming, idiot.
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:26
    Re: #90
    You mean Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket?
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:07
    Wasn't the 'real' Elden Ring PC-only?
    Guess it's finally starting to get abandoned by Chinese gamers too.
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Re: #101
    Pokémon Pocket doesn't even have gacha mechanics, though…
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:29
    Re: #103
    Same old wordplay, right on schedule.

    Background and Key Points

    Genshin Impact is HoYoverse’s free-to-play, gacha-monetized open-world RPG, released globally in 2020 on PS4/PS5, PC, mobile, and later PS5, but never on Switch — the game’s scale (the thread cites seven in-game “nations” and over 100 playable characters) is generally judged too demanding for Nintendo’s underpowered hardware without heavy compromise. The “Geha” board is 5ch’s hardware/console board, long known for anti-Nintendo sentiment, and “Nishi-kun” is board slang mocking Nintendo loyalists (from “任天堂,” Nintendo’s Japanese name). That framing explains why a thread urging Switch players to defect reads as trolling as much as genuine advocacy.

    The disagreement wasn’t really “Nintendo vs. China” — most posters accepted Chinese-made games are now unavoidable on PlayStation’s charts. The real split was over Genshin specifically: whether it’s still worth recommending at all versus newer HoYoverse-adjacent titles, whether a short clip can convey what makes a heavily narrative, years-deep gacha game appealing to newcomers, and whether Genshin’s assets (20,000–40,000 polygons per character, per one poster) could realistically be ported to Switch even with optimization.

    What outside readers will likely misread is the PlayStation Store chart claim. Free-to-play, gacha-funded titles topping PSN’s rankings reflects download counts, not necessarily revenue or sustained engagement — a distinction posters themselves raised (#71, #73) but never resolved. Similarly, the “kiddie game” jab backfires once you note the thread’s own claim that Genshin’s core audience skews 20s-30s while Nintendo’s skews toward players in their 40s and 50s — the opposite of what the age-based insult assumes.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “Hey Nishi-kun, why not ditch the kiddie games and accept Chinese games already? Genshin’s fun, you know?“

  • Hello! Project Song of the Year 2026: Frontrunners Split Opinion — 5ch Says It’s ‘Kurakura vs. Wacha’

    Opinions split on a 5ch thread over the frontrunners for the Hello! Project Song of the Year 2026 award, with several titles thrown into the ring. Juice=Juice’s “Kurakura☆Climax,” Tsubaki Factory’s new song “Ai=Un+En+On” (lit. “Love = Luck + Bond + Gratitude”), “Dantotsu,” and “Wacha” all came up as contenders, with posters citing YouTube view counts and the growth of live-performance clips as evidence for their predictions. Some comments also brought up how the bloc-voting system works and pointed to past winning songs.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:03
    [Breaking] Tsubaki Factory's new song "Ai=Un+En+On" is genuinely great! It might just become the group's answer to Juice=Juice
    15 Anonymous 2026/08/27 (Thu) 07:16:39.80 0
    This year's Hello! Project Song of the Year lineup is stacked
    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:16
    No way it's Kurakura.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    It's gotta be Wacha.
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    Tsubaki's lineup is just too weak this year.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:23
    Climax is the only real contender here — everything else is way too much of a dud song.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #5
    Ku-ra-ku-raaa
    Cliiiimaaax

    So cheesy.
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:25
    Just kidding — it's actually Ninmin Friends.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    It's Dantotsu or Wacha.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    Juice fans (Juice=Juice otaku) were trashing Kurakura as a crap song for the longest time,
    but it's really not that great a song either.
    In that sense, Dantotsu might deserve the top prize.
    Though it'll probably win by vote count anyway.
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    The fact that nobody's calling out the blank "A" slot says it all.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:28
    Kura or Mizari.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Probably Wacha~
    That one's just fun.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Dantotsu, hands down (get it — "dantotsu" literally means "by far"), 'cause Mikumiku looked so cool.
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:30
    Don't know it well, but wasn't "Celebrate Celebrate" from this year? Or was it last year?
    77AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:38
    Re: #13
    That's from last year's album.
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    So Juice=Juice's just excluding every song after "Moremi," huh.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:33
    Depends on BEYOOOOONDS' B-side track.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:40
    Dantotsu didn't break out as much as people expected,
    so it'll probably come down to a battle between Kurakura and Ai=Un+En+On.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Looks like it's shaping up to be a head-to-head between Kurakura and Wacha.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:46
    Kurakura☆Climax
    Ai=Un+En+On
    Liar Liner
    Ninmin Friends

    That's my shortlist so far.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:53
    Dantotsu's got the golden combo — Aoi, who Hello! otaku love, paired with Shunsuke Suzuki.
    That's the strongest contender for the award.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:57
    Re: #20
    That combo's song "A Woman's Charm" only ranked 5th though — what's so "golden" about it?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:00
    To the general public it's Kurakura✩Climax,
    but among Hello! otaku, opinions are split.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:22
    Re: #22
    What "general public" are you even talking about.
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:01
    They're still doing a Song of the Year award even though literally nobody wants it, lol.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    Re: #23
    It's just gonna feed Izuhara's ego for nothing.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:08
    In the very first year, 2002, an album track by Tanpopo took first place.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:09
    Let's just merge it into one big "Dekabo" category and cut out the pointless fighting.
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    It's gotta be Kurakura, Burabare, or Amaenna — settled.
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    Ba-ba-ba-niraaa!!!! lmaooooo
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:17
    I like Dantotsu, but I think it'll end up being Kurakura.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:18
    If it's Wacha, I'd say "High Tension" is actually the better-made track.
    Though honestly, neither one's really all that special anyway.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:20
    No music video, no shot at first place.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Re: #37
    The Hello! Project YouTube video that grew the most this year is the Kurakura☆Climax live clip.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:27
    Re: #37
    Kurakura Live: 3.24M
    Burabare Live: 2.5M
    Amaenna Live: 2.25M
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:27
    Now that streaming's unlocked and Spotify numbers are visible to everyone, there's something charming about the Song of the Year still being decided by a small group of otaku brute-forcing it with bloc voting — like real "public opinion."
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:30
    But Spotify's only like 40% of the total anyway.
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:31
    It used to be Morning Musume。's bloc vote against everyone else, but starting this year Juice=Juice's bloc vote joins in too.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:33
    More like a changing of the guard than "joining," really —
    Morning Musume。's been weak for a while now.

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is the idol umbrella agency behind Morning Musume。, Juice=Juice, Tsubaki Factory, BEYOOOOONDS and several other girl groups, and its fan-run “Song of the Year” (ハロプロ楽曲大賞) has been held since 2002 — the first edition famously went to an album track by spinoff unit Tanpopo rather than a hit single, a detail one poster raised to show the award has never simply tracked sales. The winner isn’t chosen by critics or the music industry; it’s decided by devoted fan voting, and posters note the process has long been shaped by “bloc voting” (組織票), where a group’s fanbase organizes to push turnout — historically Morning Musume。’s base dominated, but commenters say Juice=Juice’s fans are now mobilizing at the same scale, effectively a changing of the guard.

    The thread doesn’t converge on a single favorite. Kurakura☆Climax (Juice=Juice) and Wacha are treated as the closest head-to-head, with Tsubaki Factory’s new “Ai=Un+En+On” and Morning Musume。’s “Dantotsu” cited as dark horses; no clear consensus emerges, and several posters call the front-runners merely adequate rather than genuinely strong songs.

    Readers should be careful not to mistake this for an official industry prize like the Japan Record Award — it’s an internal fan-community vote, which is exactly why YouTube view counts and bloc-voting tactics matter so much to the debate. Also worth flagging: one poster notes Spotify streaming data, despite now being publicly visible, only factors into roughly 40% of the outcome, meaning the rest of the vote remains opaque and driven by fan mobilization rather than raw listening numbers.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Great News] Hello! Project Song of the Year 2026 Is Shaping Up to Be Seriously Strong lolololololololololololololololololololol.”