Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Kioxia Issues ‘Regarding Certain Media Reports’ Statement Following Iwate New Plant Leak

    On August 27, 2026, Kioxia Holdings published a document titled “Regarding Certain Media Reports.” The statement appears to be a response to an earlier Nikkei report about construction of a new plant in Iwate Prefecture (with investment topping ¥1 trillion). On 5ch, commenters noted this fits the familiar “template” pattern where reports leak ahead of official announcements and still turn out accurate, worried about disciplinary action against the employee behind the leak, and reacted to the stock price surging after the announcement.

    Regarding Certain Media Reports | Kioxia Holdings Corporation

    August 27, 2026

    Kioxia Holdings Corporation

    Source: kioxia-holdings.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:00
    The classic template for when a report leaks before the official announcement
    105AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    Re: #6
    Waiting to see how they punish the employee who leaked it
    131AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #6
    Such a textbook pattern you wouldn't even need to ask ChatGPT ("Chappy" is 5ch slang for ChatGPT)
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Re: #1
    Kioxia to build new memory manufacturing building in Iwate Prefecture — investment tops ¥1 trillion [119158863]
    https://greta.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/poverty/1787783518/
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:13
    Re: #8
    Wondered who started this — turns out the source article's paywalled

    Guessing an employee let it slip
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:02
    So, which stock should I buy?
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    Re: #11
    The power company, or whichever "Heavy Industries" makes the gas turbines for power generation
    93AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    Re: #11
    If you want a stable life,
    just buy variable-rate 10-year Japanese government savings bonds.
    Behind every smug flex post on social media there's a pile of people who got wiped out — and somewhere out there, a train is stopped again today (a dark dig at stock-loss suicides that delay trains)
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    Nikkei spreading fake news again?
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:05
    Re: #14
    When a company says "this wasn't announced by us," it's almost always confirming the leak was accurate
    127AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Re: #14
    Get some media literacy
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    Kioxia's going to lose the competition and go under, isn't it —
    Chinese companies are on the rise
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #22
    Kind of telling when one of your biggest shareholders is a rival company
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    They're basically saying "we're running a cartel here, quit reporting unnecessary stuff"
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Interest rates are high on things like this, so they shouldn't build it with debt. Do a public share offering — at least ¥5 trillion, maybe max it out around ¥25 trillion.

    Everyone would be thrilled, lolololol
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Ha, a manipulated speculator stock (仕手株) huh
    LMAO, LMAO…
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Re: #18
    Nikkei reports it → company says "not an official announcement" → officially announced later.
    Seen this exact pattern so many times lol
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Building factories left and right is fine, but not on debt

    Fund the whole thing through share offerings

    Kioxia at ¥50,000 a share isn't a sane valuation to begin with, so it'd be way better to raise something like ¥25 trillion via public offering and sit on a pile of cash that lets them do anything.

    Heck, they could even use that cash to go make acquisitions
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    Re: #57
    What kind of setup do you post from that fills your text with so many random half-width spaces?
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    They still have the technological edge, so all that's left is ramping up production capacity.
    Playing defense as a NAND-only specialist is just a slow bleed.
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #91
    Are they going to make DRAM at the new plant?
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Hahahaha… not one person replying here actually knows anything about semiconductor capex or stock trends (lol)
    Social media really is where all the idiots gather (man, my stomach hurts from laughing)
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    Re: #97
    Haven't got a clue. I just gotta swarm in behind the rich guys like a locust (イナゴ = 5ch slang for retail investors piling onto a hot trade), right?
    98AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Re: #94
    Not an expert, but I'm sure they're working hard on R&D right now
    140AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:51
    Re: #98
    Sounds like they're about to repeat the same mistake Intel made
    115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    Nikkei runs a speculative scoop
    → company denies it
    → turns out exactly like the Nikkei article said

    Happens all the time
    126AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #115
    The Mitsubishi Heavy Industries–Hitachi merger story was just a baseless scoop though
    129AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Even if they start building the new building now, memory demand might have cooled off by the time it's finished
    132AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #129
    That's exactly the kind of risk that makes share offerings unpopular in general
    146AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Until this became big news I always thought it was pronounced "Kikuoshia"
    149AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    Re: #146
    I remembered it with "記憶しや!" ("memorize it!" — a pun on the name Kioxia) (´・ω・`)
    158AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:16
    Kioxia's memory cards were great —
    no lag saving photos,
    and cheap on top of it. Good purchase.
    159AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:18
    Re: #158
    Who's even talking about generic consumer memory cards here
    169AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:54

    Background and Key Points

    Kioxia Holdings is Japan’s dominant flash-memory maker, spun off from Toshiba’s memory division in 2018 (renamed from Toshiba Memory in 2019) and listed on the Tokyo Stock Exchange in December 2024 after years of financial strain tied to Toshiba’s broader corporate troubles. It operates its main fabs in Yokkaichi and Kitakami, both in partnership with Western Digital, and competes with Samsung, SK Hynix, and Micron in the global NAND flash market — a business Chinese firms like YMTC are also pushing into aggressively. Against that backdrop, a Nikkei report of a new Iwate Prefecture plant with over ¥1 trillion in investment, followed by Kioxia’s own carefully worded “Regarding Certain Media Reports” statement, reads as a company neither confirming nor denying a leak — a maneuver Japanese firms use constantly to stay within disclosure rules while markets react anyway.

    The thread didn’t split over whether the report was true — posters treated that as settled, citing a well-worn pattern where Nikkei scoops leak ahead of official announcements and are later confirmed almost every time. The actual disagreement was over how to profit from it: some pushed buying Kioxia stock outright, others recommended peripheral plays like power-equipment or turbine makers, and one poster dismissed the whole exercise by pointing to safer government bonds instead.

    What the thread skips over is the financing debate underneath the jokes about share offerings: Kioxia, still carrying debt from its post-Toshiba restructuring and 2024 IPO, faces a real strategic choice between debt-funded and equity-funded capacity expansion, which is why some posters were floating multi-trillion-yen public offerings — a serious tension for a company that only recently returned to the public markets, not idle numbers.

    *This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread “Regarding Certain Media Reports — Kioxia.”

  • Tetsuya Nomura: “The Kingdom Hearts Series Has So Many Characters and Such a Complex Story That Explaining the Scenario Is Really Tough”

    Tetsuya Nomura, director of “Kingdom Hearts IV,” revealed in a Famitsu interview that because the series has so many characters and such a complicated story, even the staff on the recording floor sometimes disagree on how to interpret the lore. On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, the comment set off a wave of criticism over the series leaning on mobile spin-off (“χ”) tie-ins and piling up lore so dense that following the numbered titles alone isn’t enough to understand it — though some threads also lit up with jokes parodying the infamous “l’Cie from fal’Cie get Purged from Cocoon” line (a nod to Final Fantasy XIII’s notoriously baffling opening exposition).

    —Also, in the footage there are lines suggesting Sora belongs to the Dandelions (*), a young Xehanort shows up in a black coat that looks like Xigbar’s, and so on — to borrow the King’s own line, there’s a lot packed in there (laughs).

    So what are the Dandelions in this game? Is Sora trying to get back to his original world as one of them?

    Master Ava organized them with the goal of sending people out into the outside world like dandelion fluff on the wind, to carry the future forward.

    Source: famitsu.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:22
    Looking forward to it, but I don't even play mobile games.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:22
    That's probably a story Switch fanboys (derogatory slang: "Nishi-kun") could never wrap their heads around.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:24
    Re: #3
    Even the staff who've worked on the scenario for every single game in the series don't understand it lol
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:26
    Re: #3
    Forget console wars — if anyone outside the staff has the whole lore memorized, that's a genuinely respectable level of dedication.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Re: #3
    It's just "l'Cie from fal'Cie get Purged from Cocoon," right?

    Gets you pumped, doesn't it?
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:23
    As usual, they keep tying the story and characters directly into the mobile spin-offs, basically assuming you've played them.
    That's exactly what makes it so hard to get into.



    Nomura: "Kingdom Hearts IV" is, in a sense, a continuation of the "χ series" (*a line of titles centered on mobile phones, each with a "χ" [read "key" or "cross"] in the title). If you played the mobile version all the way through, you'll probably recognize both Vali and Sigurd, but don't worry — even if you haven't, the game shows you who they are.
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #4
    Wait, isn't that mobile game's service already shut down? The barrier to entry is way too high.
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:24
    —I see. (What is this guy even talking about?)
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    Re: #6
    Same here —
    I was cracking up thinking "you don't actually get it either, do you?" lol
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:24
    Basically it's like Mito Kōmon (a classic samurai drama where the hero travels around beating up bad guys for a happy ending every episode) — you visit different worlds, beat the bad guy, happy ending.
    It's Nomura's own original characters that drag it down.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:26
    Re: #1
    >> "If you're only following the numbered entries, this'll be news to you" —
    the lore's already broken beyond repair right there.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:27
    "Who cares, just put the Disney characters front and center."
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:27
    The reason KH's lore is such a hodgepodge is on "D," who's been there since the very beginning.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:28
    Just reboot the whole thing already —
    we don't need any more black-coat guys (Organization XIII types).
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:29
    This could've been kept really simple, but the FF team turned it into this bizarre, convoluted mess.
    They still haven't recovered from that late-'90s "Evangelion sickness" (the trend of piling on cryptic, over-explained lore inspired by Neon Genesis Evangelion).
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:31
    —Many of the works you direct have quite complex lore. How do you pull it all together and get it across to the production staff?

    I don't think even the staff fully understand it. During recording sessions, when someone other than me explains the setting or characters to the voice actors,
    they'll check with me like, "This is right, isn't it?" and I'll say "Nope, wrong" — that kind of exchange happens (laughs).
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:45
    Re: #14
    It's impressive he can say this stuff publicly.
    Normally you'd be embarrassed that you can't write something people can actually understand.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:32
    The footnote is hilariously long, and even the footnote itself is packed with stuff you could question. Lol.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:32
    It's turned into a series where paying off the foreshadowing is as brutal as Super Robot Wars OG (a crossover series notorious for its dense, hard-to-follow continuity).
    Though since new entries keep coming, this might still be a bit more manageable than that.
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:32
    I bet most people think the story wrapped up with the first game.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:36
    That's the side effect of milking spin-offs nonstop.
    Take a page from Yakuza's book.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:36
    Why didn't they just go the Zelda route — "a reincarnated Sora has a new adventure in a different parallel world every time"? It's honestly impressive, in a bad way, that a Disney-collab game meant to rope in casual players ended up this unwelcoming to newcomers lol.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:38
    It's way too incomprehensible.
    Most people probably dropped off by the third game.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:40
    Not my problem, but this one's on you, Nomura.
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:46
    This guy's bad at wrapping up storylines, so he really should stop opening new ones.
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:50
    They were trying to make something like FF7 Ever Crisis — a stopgap game to recap and consolidate the story while also raking in cash —
    but apparently trying to stay faithful to the material is what sank it.
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    A textbook case of piling on needless lore and making everyone around you suffer for it.
    If you let this guy run a presentation, it'd seriously be nothing but bloated slides and footnotes.
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:35
    Re: #44
    Reminds me of how student manga submissions are said to be all worldbuilding and no actual story lol
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    I'm surprised Disney even signed off on this.
    Seems like it'd sell better if Nintendo or Capcom got to remake it.
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Re: #57
    Disney is strict about character and world-setting approval,
    but the story itself is Square Enix's original creation, so Square Enix holds the rights to that part — meaning it's left up to them, I'd guess.



    Though honestly, at this point Nomura himself probably doesn't even understand it anymore.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    The most brutal part is that following the numbered titles alone isn't enough to understand it.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #58
    Spin-off titles are one thing, but dragging in mobile-game elements too is just idiotic.
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:58
    Re: #1

    —After "KH1.5" and "KH2.5," "KH2.8" really surprised me. Could you tell us where the "2.8" in the title comes from?

    Nomura: It carries a few different meanings. For one, "KH3D [Dream Drop Distance]" (hereafter "KH3D"), included this time as "KHDDD," comes after the previous HD release "2.5" — so it's positioned as the equivalent of "2.6." Meanwhile, the "χ" series — "KHχ," "KH Unchained χ," and "KHχ Back Cover" — we consider a Sora-less "0." "KH BbS" is "0.1," and this time's "KH0.2 BbS," as the title itself shows, is "0.2." So "2.6" + "0" + "0.2" gives you the number "2.8."

    —I see!
    94AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:12
    Re: #67
    You could've just said "because it's between 2.5 and 3,"
    and left it there.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:59
    Re: #37
    See, he can't actually explain it, so all he can do is dodge the question.
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:22
    Re: #69
    Alright then, go ahead and explain it lol
    If you dodge, change the subject, or start swearing, that means you're an "airplayer" (5ch slang for someone who talks big without having actually played the game) and you lose lol
    91AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:05
    Funny how he barely said anything when President Iwata (Nintendo's late president, known for the "Iwata Asks" interview series) had him on, yet he's this chatty with just any interviewer.
    93AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:09
    Re: #91
    Is that the guy who once said "the cutscene movie is the spec document"?

    Background and Key Points

    Kingdom Hearts is Square Enix’s crossover series pairing Disney worlds and characters with an original science-fantasy plot about hearts, darkness, and parallel dimensions, directed throughout by Tetsuya Nomura. Since the 2002 original, the story has expanded far beyond the numbered mainline (I, II, III) into handheld and mobile spin-offs — Birth by Sleep, Dream Drop Distance, and the “χ” line (Kingdom Hearts χ, Unchained χ, Union χ), browser and mobile titles that introduced characters like Ava and the “Dandelions” now resurfacing in the upcoming Kingdom Hearts IV. Square Enix’s own compilation numbering — “2.8” combining “2.6” (Dream Drop Distance), “0” (the χ titles), and “0.2” (Birth by Sleep 0.2) — is emblematic of how convoluted the release structure has become even before you get to the plot itself.

    The thread isn’t really divided over whether the story is confusing — that’s taken as given, even by Nomura, who says his own staff get lore details wrong during recording sessions. The split is over whether that’s a forgivable, even endearing, quirk of an ambitious long-runner (posters comparing it to Super Robot Wars OG) versus a genuine design failure that shuts out newcomers by demanding mobile-game homework, with several arguing anyone still following by the third numbered entry deserves credit rather than mockery.

    What the thread doesn’t spell out is why Disney tolerates this sprawl: Disney reportedly only vets the Disney characters and worlds, not the original plot, which is wholly Square Enix’s IP — so the lore bloat is entirely homegrown, not something Disney is signing off on scene by scene.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) board thread “Tetsuya Nomura: ‘The Kingdom Hearts Series Has So Many Characters and Such a Complex Story That Explaining the Scenario Is Really Tough’”.

  • DIY Investigation: ¥50,000. Hiring a Pro: ¥800,000 — Ex-“Handyman” Reveals All on 5ch

    On 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, the “Bored Old Guy” — famous for his AA (ASCII art) avatar — showed up, and the thread rambled from haggling over air conditioners and appliances to the inside scoop on investigations he used to handle as a jack-of-all-trades handyman.

    What really grabbed posters’ attention was the cost of investigations: his claim that digging into someone’s property records and personal conduct yourself runs about ¥50,000, while hiring a professional agency costs ¥800,000, left the thread stunned.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Bored
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    This old guy's here two days running?
    You really got that much free time?
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    Re: #9
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I'm only free right now
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:52
    (´・ω・`) You can actually haggle a fair bit — at K's Denki (electronics chain) over New Year's I got it from ¥84,000 down to ¥60,000

    (´・ω・`) Toshiba, I think? One size up from 40 (inches)
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:53
    Re: #13
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I want a 55-inch Regza (Toshiba TV brand)
    At Costco it's been fluctuating between ¥68,000 and ¥89,000
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Did you take on some city-hall type job again?
    A different gig?
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:55
    Re: #17
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Nah, this is my actual main job
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:55
    Isn't the Viera one just a fluke?
    That's a Panasonic, right?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:57
    Re: #20
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Guess so
    This Panasonic air conditioner
    I got as a monitor freebie 5 years ago
    It's slow to start and doesn't cool fast
    The casing's flimsy too
    Feels like Panasonic's gone downhill compared to the old days
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    Didn't you quit the handyman business?
    I forget
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:57
    Re: #21
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I still do a bit of it
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:00
    So Panasonic isn't the trusty brand it used to be, huh
    My brother recently bought me an old TV recorder
    Thinking back on it now, sure it's old, but the lifespan might've been pretty short too

    What was the toughest job you had as a handyman?
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:01
    Re: #26
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ The National (Panasonic's old brand name) days were good
    Around 2014 it started rattling for some reason

    The tough one?
    Detective work
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:00
    (´・ω・`) I haggled down a Kirigamine (Mitsubishi Electric) air conditioner too
    Got it done that same evening, installation included, for ¥96,000

    (´・ω・`) Apparently modern ACs are more energy-efficient but have less power than the old ones
    Electricity cost is supposedly cheaper than running a hair dryer
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:02
    Re: #27
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ For air conditioners I want the Mitsubishi Heavy Industries BEAVER home model
    That one breaks down the least
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:02
    Detective?
    Like solving mysteries?
    Or affair investigations?
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:03
    Re: #31
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Two weeks of surveillance work
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:05
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`) !! The old one was actually an AC named Beaver
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:07
    Re: #33
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Mitsubishi Electric makes Kirigamine
    Mitsubishi Heavy Industries makes BEAVER

    Everyone says Daikin's the best
    but Daikin's pricey
    BEAVER's the cheapest
    Kirigamine is positioned as BEAVER's upgraded version
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:06
    So like a private investigation agency?
    I guess agencies charge more
    How'd the surveillance go?
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:08
    Re: #34
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Pointing a telephoto camera at the apartment building across the street
    to track down the affair partner
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:10
    Sounds like a hassle
    I hear specialists in that field charge a ton
    Or maybe you just didn't realize it went that far?
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:11
    Re: #37
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ "Or maybe you just didn't realize it went that far?"

    Meaning?
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:12
    Guess my wording was off
    I meant affair/infidelity investigation firms
    They apparently charge quite a lot
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:13
    Re: #40
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Hm?
    You mean the cost?
    Or the fee for hiring them?
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:14
    All of it
    Saw it on TV — worst case it runs into the millions of yen
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:20
    Re: #43
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ I see
    Honestly, you can do the investigating yourself
    The only ones who can't are either clueless about this stuff (johaku, "info-weak")
    or people who won't even try
    or people who just don't have the energy
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:19
    (´・ω・`) A guy in his 20s who was hospitalized with me two years back was always playing online mahjong
    Looked like he was having fun
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:21
    Re: #45
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Mahjong's about luck and strategy
    It's a different beast from gacha (lootbox gambling), which is pure luck
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:22
    Re: #45
    It's perfect for killing time, after all
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:39
    Re: #45
    Hey, hospital guy — you still in there?!?! Huh?
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:22
    Well, anyone who hires a handyman for this stuff must be loaded
    If you've got the energy, an affair investigation's a piece of cake
    What you can't do alone is stuff like breakup agencies (wakaresase-ya, professional relationship-wreckers) or honeytraps for when you want alimony but don't have real grounds for divorce
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:30
    Re: #50
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Back in the day I handled a personal case digging into someone's real estate
    Doing it myself cost about ¥50,000
    Hiring it out was about ¥800,000
    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:01
    If you're that bored, come exterminate the bugs around my apartment building ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:03
    Re: #81
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Kuma-tan (the bear-emoji poster)
    Kuma-tan, that job's about the level of a Silver Human Resource Center (senior-citizen job-placement service) gig
    92AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:11
    Re: #81
    Hey, there's that bear bastard again 🐻
    97AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:20
    I don't get what role you're playing here
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:23
    Whoa hey, even Observation Deck guy recognizes the bear now, you bastard
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:25
    Re: #97
    Hey you bastard, if you don't hurry up and learn this, Kashiwa and Observation Deck, those yakuza bastards, are gonna rough you up, you bastard
    101AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:28
    Re: #99
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ HAHAHA

    Re: #100
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Not yakuza
    Though it might be a shady kind of business
    102AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:29
    Re: #100
      __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽ Anyway, go download MJ (a mahjong game)

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s private-investigation trade sits on a much lower regulatory bar than English-speaking readers might assume. Since a 2007 law, anyone opening a “tantei” (探偵) agency only has to file a notification with the prefectural police — there’s no licensing exam, no mandated training. That’s part of why prices swing so wildly, from the thread’s citied hundreds of thousands of yen up into the millions for extended surveillance. Digging into property ownership, meanwhile, is genuinely a DIY-able task in Japan: the touki (登記) real-estate registry is public, and a certified copy of who owns a given lot or building costs a few hundred yen at the local Legal Affairs Bureau — no subpoena, no gatekeeping, just a form and a small fee.

    The thread doesn’t really argue over facts so much as over who the ¥800,000 markup is for. The poster’s line — that only the “johaku” (information-weak), the unmotivated, or the exhausted pay a professional — is presented as settled, and no one seriously pushes back on it; the disagreement is more about scope, as other posters steer the conversation toward wakaresase-ya (paid “breakup agents”) and alimony-motivated honeytraps, which the poster concedes are a different, murkier tier of service he wouldn’t do himself.

    What’s missing from the exchange is any mention of legal risk. Japan’s 2000 stalker-regulation law criminalizes exactly the kind of unlicensed telephoto surveillance the poster describes doing himself; agencies charge partly for staying inside that line. And the ¥50,000-versus-¥800,000 contrast is one ex-handyman’s decades-old anecdote, not a market rate.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “./ *・ω・ヽ The Bored Old Guy.”

  • Tsubaki Factory Fan Parking Nuisance: Odyssey Opens Lot Early — 5ch: “Butthurt Otaku, LOL”

    Odyssey, the company that runs Hello! Project’s concerts, announced it would open the parking lot ahead of the scheduled time after a string of complaints that Tsubaki Factory fans were illegally parking at nearby facilities. On 5ch, opinions clashed: some questioned the organizers (“If the instructions were unclear, they should’ve just opened it from the morning”), while others fired back at the fans (“Don’t get defensive when you’re the one who showed up early and parked illegally”). The thread eventually spiraled into comparisons of fan etiquette across other Hello! Project groups.

    Odyssey

    @ODYSTAFF

    [Notice]

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:58
    Guess Juice=Juice's Kōhaku spot is gone too (NHK's New Year's Eve singing contest)
    17AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    Re: #6
    This is the part that really stings
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:01
    Tsubaki otaku getting defensive in the comments, incredible lol
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:17
    Re: #8
    You can tell from how few followers they've got
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:04
    They probably won't get to use this venue again next year
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:05
    Those old Shōwa-generation geezers' bad manners never improve, not till the day they die (a jab at older fans)
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    They should've figured people would park illegally and just opened it from the morning
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:20
    Re: #18
    Re: #28
    Nice tantrum, nuisance otaku (lol)
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    They should've just opened the field early
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:08
    It's precisely because Tsubaki takes on all this trouble that the other groups stay peaceful
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #21
    That's exactly the reason they can't disband Tsubaki
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Tsubaki's and Rosy Chronicle's fans have zero manners, honestly
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:18
    Re: #23
    You mean Tsubaki and OCHA NORMA ("Ocha")
    Rosy Chronicle barely even has fans to begin with
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    Re: #23
    A lot of them are fans of both groups anyway
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Arrests
    Heatstroke deaths
    Groping incidents
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Tsubaki Factory Summer Festival 2026 ~Scorching Heat~ | Kawaguchiko Stellar Theater & Kawaguchiko Round Hall
    https://stellartheater.jp/kouen/11119/
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:18
    For them to get called out publicly like this, it must've been pretty bad
    Sounds like they weren't handling it this way until last year
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    I heard Tsubaki fans had great manners…
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    It's not even a real parking lot, just a school yard
    They can't exactly open that up first thing in the morning
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    @ The smoking area 🚬 is set up somewhere it absolutely shouldn't be (right next to the merch line) — Odyssey is seriously done as an event organizer.

    The guy getting defensive is mad about other stuff too
    53AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Re: #47
    Is that really the reverse case though?
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #47
    Instead of posting on X that they're "done as an organizer," couldn't they just say "could you move the smoking area away from the merch stand"?
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Ignoring the rules just because the instructions were unclear — are Tsubaki fans all middle schoolers or something?
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    Is there even a point in showing up that early in the morning?
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    A low-key, unpopular group with a mysteriously badly-behaved fanbase
    54AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    They probably just want to be close or grab a good spot
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:30
    Re: #53
    I think it's that the guy who got defensive is also mad about other things — the post itself isn't necessarily the "getting defensive" one
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    For a one-day weekday event out in Yamanashi,
    Tsubaki's cranking out merch like it's a Budokan show

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQjV9Raa4AAAm6a.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQjV9Rda0AAJWmu.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQjWPhza0AAtJjE.jpg

    https://imgur.com/Ss1fLrN.jpeg
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    Re: #58
    Meanwhile Juice=Juice had nothing but leftover MORE T-shirts and unsold Pia merch even at a huge festival
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Looks like stuff like the hand towels sold out almost instantly by midday
    https://imgur.com/viSrUt7.jpeg
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:36
    Re: #66
    Guess you'd better get there early then
    That's on the organizers for not bringing enough stock and not predicting fans would show up early
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #60
    Instead of complaining here, go reply and tell them directly lol
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:36
    Re: #67
    Oh hey, it's Dewa-san 😁 (apparently a nickname for a regular poster)
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    The random blind-box collectibles are selling out instantly too
    https://imgur.com/NwrfiwD.jpeg
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HQsK55AbAAAM3Wp.jpg

    Background and Key Points

    Hello! Project is Up-Front’s idol-group umbrella (Morning Musume, Juice=Juice, Tsubaki Factory, OCHA NORMA, Rosy Chronicle among others), and Odyssey is the affiliated company that runs its concerts and event logistics. Tsubaki Factory’s “Summer Festival 2026” was staged at the Kawaguchiko Stellar Theater/Round Hall in Yamanashi, near Mt. Fuji — a regional venue, not a Tokyo arena, and the “parking lot” in question appears to be a repurposed school yard rather than a purpose-built lot. That mismatch between a small local venue and a fanbase willing to queue for hours is the root of the incident: fans parked illegally at neighboring facilities to stake out early spots for merch and entry, prompting complaints from those facilities and forcing Odyssey to post a public notice on X moving up the lot’s opening time — an unusual, faintly embarrassing step for an organizer to take publicly.

    The thread’s actual fault line wasn’t fans-versus-organizers so much as it looked; posters agreed the parking was a problem, but split over blame — whether Odyssey’s vague instructions invited the rule-breaking, or whether fans who arrived hours early and parked illegally had no standing to complain afterward. That argument then drifted into a separate, longer-running dispute about which H!P subgroup’s fanbase behaves worst, with Tsubaki and OCHA NORMA singled out.

    What outside readers will likely miss: this reflects on the fandom, not the idols themselves, and the “Kōhaku” jab (NHK’s New Year’s Eve broadcast) is fan shorthand for reputational stakes — a public scandal like this can hurt a group’s odds of an invite. The merch tangent (sold-out towels, blind boxes) also isn’t a random detour; it explains why fans felt pressure to arrive absurdly early in the first place.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Odyssey: ‘Numerous cases of Tsubaki Factory fans illegally parking at nearby facilities have been confirmed, so we are opening the parking lot now, ahead of the scheduled time’”.

  • Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu Add Matchmaking Apps to Employee Benefits — 5ch: ‘Even Big Companies Can’t Get Their Employees Married?’

    A growing number of major Japanese companies — including Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu — are rolling out matchmaking apps as an employee benefit for their single staff. A prime example is “Aill goen,” a corporate matchmaking service that startup Aill has offered to businesses since 2021. On 5ch, users reacted with surprise (“Even big companies need this to get married?”), while others said knowing a match’s employer in advance offered peace of mind. Still, plenty of commenters questioned whether the initiative would actually do anything to fight Japan’s declining birthrate.

    Published 8/27 (Thu) 5:35 AM

    ITmedia Business Online

    More companies are introducing “matchmaking apps” as an employee benefit. “Aill goen,” offered to businesses since 2021 by Aill (based in Nakano, Tokyo), is a matchmaking app available to single employees at client companies.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:04
    Get transferred out to the countryside while still pulling a head-office salary and you'll end up rich.
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:43
    Re: #5
    A friend's company would transfer guys out to the regional offices if they couldn't find a spouse in Tokyo.
    Apparently it actually works.
    10AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:06
    Wait, even people at big corporations can't get married without something like this?
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    Re: #10
    Even making 10 million yen+ (~$65k+) a year at a big company, one flaw and you're out of the running.
    Women you meet as a working adult are brutally picky.
    138AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:57
    Re: #10
    At the end of the day they're just corporate slaves ("shachiku").
    Once you're past 35 you never know when you'll get cut loose.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:14
    These days young guys want to marry a highly-educated, high-earning career woman.
    Back in the day they'd happily marry the not-so-bright junior-college grad who served tea around the office…
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    Re: #37
    Junior college grads have basically disappeared these days.
    As women shifted upward in education and status, "marrying up" got that much harder to do.
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:16
    Getting married and buying a house have always been the corporate slave's leash (lol)
    Pair everyone off so they can't run, then work them nearly to death from overtime (lol)
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:19
    Re: #41
    Used to be, the moment you built your own house they'd slap you with a solo transfer, no argument.
    "You've got a home to come back to no matter where in the country we send you" — lol
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:18
    I guess the reassuring part is you can't even sign up unless you work at a decent company.
    115AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:15
    Re: #44
    That's probably the biggest advantage.

    Everyone on it made it through a tough hiring process, so the filtering is on a completely different level from your average matchmaking app ("machi-apu") — that gives real peace of mind.
    51AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:21
    What a creepy era we live in, lol
    Just handle your own love life.
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:22
    I can already picture the future where everyone takes maternity leave and paternal/parental leave nonstop and the company just scraps this program.
    71AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:29
    I want a matchmaking app for married people.
    74AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:31
    Re: #71
    >a matchmaking app for married people
    Cuddle:
    One of the largest services out there, with over 1 million members. Features AI-based recommendations and same-sex matching too.
    Healmate:
    500,000+ members. Offers 24-hour monitoring and photo-blurring, geared toward serious "second partner" searches.
    Kikonsha Club (Married People's Club):
    A large cumulative match count, with strong privacy protections like automatic photo blurring and message-deletion features.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:34
    Marry someone from within the company and it feels like you'd end up talking shop at home too…
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:39
    Re: #79
    I recall the reasoning being something like: since you know their workplace, there's more understanding of your husband's work style, and for women it's seen as a kind of background guarantee since hires often come through connections.
    99AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:54
    I feel like all the attention just piles onto the good-looking people and this accomplishes nothing.
    Same as any regular matchmaking app.
    105AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #99
    I see…
    Maybe matchmaking apps are actually part of why the birthrate's falling. Huh, that tracks.
    Eh, whatever, doesn't really matter.
    103AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:00
    Wow, big companies really take care of you that much, huh.
    Guess if you don't land a job at a major company right out of school, your life's basically over.
    Working at a small or mid-size company really has no upside.
    104AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:03
    Re: #103
    What's in Re: #1 does feel like overkill — I can't help wondering "do you really need that?" — but
    the treatment you get really is on a whole different level at a big company.
    Better to shelter under a big tree, as they say…
    112AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    Maybe it just means a lot of people are fine staying single.
    118AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:23
    Re: #112
    I've heard people say they want to meet someone but just don't have an opening to.
    122AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:28
    Fine if it's a big company doing well, but
    what happens if you're both laid off at once?
    And on top of that, if the couple's holding company stock through the employee stock ownership plan,
    that's putting way too many eggs in one basket.
    123AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:29
    Re: #122
    That's got nothing to do with the matchmaking app though, lol
    137AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:55
    They should really slap a company logo on employees who join through this benefit.
    They'd get snapped up in no time.
    143AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:06
    Re: #137
    It's not like they're enrolling employees as some kind of "benefit" exactly —
    it's just matching employees across big companies with each other.
    Used to be group blind dates ("gokon"), but those dried up with COVID, so I guess this is the replacement.
    144AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:06
    Guess even at big companies like Toyota and NTT, people just aren't getting married.
    Bottom line, marriage and having kids are seen as nothing but risk these days.
    146AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:08
    Re: #144
    Exactly.
    These days, getting married means you've lost.
    156AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:16
    Even at small and mid-size companies, some places actually prioritize hiring married men.
    157AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:19
    Re: #156
    Though conversely, more small and mid-size companies are avoiding people with young kids because their attendance isn't reliable.
    175AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:57
    Anyone who's still not married at a certain age is basically a social misfit.
    And it's always exactly those guys who insist, "I'm not unable to get married, I'm just choosing not to!"
    179AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:11
    Re: #175
    It'd be fine if you just took the workload off those "misfits",
    but instead everyone keeps building systems that just dump more work on them —
    that's why every country's birthrate policies keep failing.
    183AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Unless you're living somewhere really rural, I'd think just living a normal life gives you normal chances to meet people and fall for someone.
    Can people just not bring themselves to ask someone out on a date?
    If you really have zero chances to meet anyone, maybe you're just spending too much time buried in your phone and the internet.

    Background and Key Points

    Marriage-as-benefit programs like Aill goen sit inside a specific corner of Japan’s demographic crisis. Japan’s total fertility rate has hovered around 1.2, and the “lifetime unmarried rate” (never married by age 50) has climbed past 25% for men and roughly 17% for women — a sharp rise from single digits decades ago. Historically, companies filled the gap left by fading arranged marriages (miai) and matchmaking relatives through workplace matchmaking and the postwar boom in “gokon” group blind dates, which cratered during COVID. Large employers also retain older paternalistic tools referenced in the thread — solo relocation (tanshin funin), company housing, seniority pay — that make marriage and family formation part of the implicit deal between “salaryman” and firm. Aill goen, launched in 2021, is not a government initiative; it’s a private startup’s B2B product sold to HR departments as a benefit, restricted to employees of client companies that opt in.

    The thread doesn’t split on whether marriage rates are falling — everyone agrees they are — but on what the vetting-by-employer feature actually means: some read it as reassurance (a shared hiring bar as an informal background check), others as one more leash tightening corporate control over employees’ private lives, on top of overtime and transfers.

    What’s easy to miss is that this entire discussion is about elite, regular (seishain) employees at prestigious firms — precisely the demographic with Japan’s highest marriage rates already. The much larger pool of unmarried Japanese adults works irregular or small-company jobs with far less income security, and no one in the thread mentions that this cohort, not Toyota’s workforce, is where the marriage and birthrate decline is actually concentrated.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “[Matchmaking App] Toyota, NTT, and Tokyu Add “Matchmaking Apps” to Employee Benefits — Why Are Companies Supporting Their Employees’ Love Lives?“

  • ‘Atelier Resleriana’ Shutting Down — 5ch: ‘Guess You Don’t Need to Open Your Wallet Anymore’

    News broke that the mobile game ‘Atelier Resleriana’ is ending its service, and the Console Wars board erupted with complaints about the game’s sluggish performance since launch and a story-progression balance overly skewed toward gacha pulls. The discussion spread to the poor sales of the console version ‘Atelier Resleriana: Red/White,’ the circumstances behind operations shifting to Koei Tecmo, and evaluations of Yumia and Kalia as successors to Ryza.

    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    This'll probably get the Blue Reflection treatment too — a story-compilation offline version ported to consoles for one last cash grab.
    106AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:15
    Re: #8
    Well, all those costume outfits they made would go to waste.
    But there's nothing else besides Red/White — it's not even a trilogy, let alone a quartet.
    That'll be a hard sell.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    At this rate the players who opened their wallets are just suckers!
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:23
    Re: #16
    Guess it's one of those Osaifu-Keitai (wallet-phone, Japan's mobile payment feature) compatible smartphones, huh?
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:25
    You don't need to pull out your wallet anymore.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:26
    Re: #22
    Ryza: "Open your wallet!"
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:27
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #25
    https://may.ftbucket.info/may/cont/may.2chan.net_b_res_1430414487/img/1787653620167.jpg
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    Yeah, averaging around rank 500 on the iOS charts monthly.
    Companies running games like this tend to fold around this point.

    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    There was talk it'd end in August, then it got an update so I figured it'd keep going… but nope, it's ending after all.
    66AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:43
    Re: #32
    Well, they gotta squeeze every last gem-purchase out of you until the very end.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:28
    The balance was so skewed toward gacha rares that they clearly had no intention of letting the story progress, but I liked everything else about it.
    Guess the console Resleriana just didn't sell — failure, failure, failure, failure, failure.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Re: #33
    Red/White Resleriana was garbage, so tying it into the mobile game's main story was a bad move.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Isn't the team with Team Ninja (Koei Tecmo's in-house studio) staff on it probably gonna make the offline version?
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:33
    Re: #35
    With the Ryza 3 → Yumia → Kalia pipeline, it now takes about two years to put out a mainline Atelier game, so this'll probably get drafted in to pad out the release schedule in between.
    Even Blue Reflection, which had way less presence than Atelier, got its mobile game re-edited and ported.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #35
    Though whether they can announce this stuff simultaneously really changes the impression it leaves.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    It was a sluggish mess right from launch.
    A mobile game that doesn't run smoothly gets passed over for that reason alone.
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #40
    Yeah, it was picky enough about hardware that unless you had the latest phone at launch, it wouldn't even run past the title screen.
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:37
    I thought 'The Crimson Alchemist' on Steam was the offline version.
    63AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #55
    It's technically Atelier Resleriana 2, but there's zero indication it's a sequel to a related title.
    Nippon Ichi made the exact same mistake with Phantom Brave.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    I do respect that the Atelier series manages to put out a solid 80-point game roughly once a year.
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #58
    These past few years they haven't even managed a 50-point game.
    60AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    What's this 'wallet commercial' thing lol
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #60
    A 'wallet video' made for a promotional video contest.
    68AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Re: #62
    Worse than I imagined, lol
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    67AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    Well, once operations moved to Koei Tecmo, it was pretty much a done deal that this was ending.
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #67
    Honestly, as an alchemy game the series was solid up through Sophie, but everything from Firis onward has been rough.
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:47
    Re: #67
    They were bringing up service termination on official streams within three months of launch.
    "We won't end it right away, we'll see the story through to the end," lol.
    Users must have abandoned it insanely fast.
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:44
    I heard the power creep was insane from the very start of service and it genuinely scared me.
    70AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:45
    Re: #69
    Yeah, no wonder they kept telling you to open your wallet.
    76AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:47
    Ryza blew up, then things went off the rails, and now they're scrambling to produce a successor — wonder how that'll pan out.
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    Re: #76
    Didn't Yumia sell well but get a bad reputation?
    The fact that this is billed as a sequel carrying on that world already sounds shaky.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:49
    Kalia's character design just doesn't scream 'Ryza's successor.'
    I think a more shamelessly pandering character design, like Totori or Rorona, would land better.
    Though that would probably drive even more female fans away.
    84AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:52
    Re: #79
    But Rorona, Totori, and Sophie were all popular with female fans too, weren't they?
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:50
    When Yumia got its Switch 2 Edition, it barely made any waves, so handing the baton off after Ryza was a failure.
    The biggest reason for that is treating a mainline numbered title like a mobage.
    86AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #82
    That one's bad — they advertised improved frame rates, but it was choppy, barely hitting like 15fps.
    Apparently it got better with a patch, but seeing stuff like this makes you think all they really care about is "open your wallet!"
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #82
    Pretty sure the word was that patching it actually made it even worse.
    83AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:51
    Just make an Atelier game with Sophie's illustrator already.
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #83
    NOCO did half the character designs for Lydie & Suelle.

    Background and Key Points

    Atelier Resleriana launched in 2023 as a mobile gacha spinoff of Gust’s long-running Atelier alchemist-RPG series, tying its main story to gacha-rarity progression — a common but contentious monetization model in Japanese mobile gaming where narrative advancement is gated behind pulling rare characters. The series’ mainline console entries (Ryza trilogy, then Yumia, then the upcoming Kalia) are the “real” Atelier games; Resleriana and its console tie-in “Red/White” were commercial spinoffs meant to expand the franchise’s reach, not core installments. Operations reportedly moved to Koei Tecmo (Gust’s parent publisher) partway through service, and posters treat that handover as the de facto signal the game was already being wound down — a pattern familiar to Japanese mobage watchers, where publisher-side operational transfers often precede termination rather than revitalization.

    The thread’s actual disagreement isn’t over whether the game failed — that’s unanimous — but over *why*: some blame the launch-era technical performance (the game reportedly wouldn’t run past the title screen on non-flagship phones), others point to the gacha-gated story pacing that discouraged free engagement, and others pin it on Red/White’s poor console sales souring the IP’s momentum independent of the mobile game itself.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the “wallet” wordplay driving the thread’s jokes — a pun on Osaifu-Keitai (wallet-phone), Japan’s mobile payments feature, twisted into commentary on gacha spending, plus an in-game meme where the character Ryza literally says “open your wallet.” Also uncommented-on: Gust’s broader post-Sophie quality slide is asserted by posters as background fact, not something the article’s news itself addresses.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Console Wars)) thread “【👛】Atelier Resleriana Service Ending.”

  • Reina Tanaka Cast in Musical ‘The Three Musketeers: Reborn’ — 5ch Reacts: ‘Ueda x Reina Has Arrived!’

    Former Morning Musume member Reina Tanaka has announced on her own X (Twitter) account that she will play Constance in the musical “The Three Musketeers: Reborn,” staging in Osaka and Tokyo in 2027. The cast lineup features Johnny’s talent led by star Tatsuya Ueda (KAT-TUN), and on 5ch’s Hello! Project board, comments poured in like “This might be the biggest stage of Reina’s career” and “If she’d had to audition, she’d have crushed the competition anyway.”

    Reina Tanaka Official

    @ganbareina11

    I have an announcement 💖

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:26
    Tatsuya Ueda to star in musical "The Three Musketeers: Reborn," with Richard Kusama Keita and others joining the cast
    https://natalie.mu/stage/news/686850

    Musical "The Three Musketeers: Reborn"
    Dates & Venues
    January 15 (Fri) – 24 (Sun), 2027, Sky Theatre MBS, Osaka
    February 3 (Wed) – 26 (Fri), 2027, Shinbashi Enbujo, Tokyo
    Staff
    Original story: Alexandre Dumas
    Music: Michael David / Bryan Adams
    Direction, adaptation & lyric translation: Koumei Kanno

    Cast
    Athos: Tatsuya Ueda
    D'Artagnan: Richard Kusama Keita
    Aramis: Shota Hayashi
    Porthos: Daichi Imae
    Milady: Narumi Tamaoki
    Constance: Reina Tanaka
    Jussac: Hirotaka Uchi
    Cardinal Richelieu: Koji Utsumi

    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/stage/2026/0827/3jshi_mv.jpg
    https://ogre.natalie.mu/media/news/stage/2026/0827/3jshi_cast.jpg
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:34
    Richard Kusama lol
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:42
    Re: #3
    The guy who got arrested for indecent exposure outdoors and was kicked out of his group
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:46
    You're probably the only one here who actually knows anything about Tanaka's stage career
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:49
    Names in parentheses are the previous cast

    Athos: Tatsuya Ueda (Masayuki Sakamoto)
    D'Artagnan: Richard Kusama Keita (Seiya Suezawa)
    Aramis: Shota Hayashi (Kohei Kamiguchi)
    Porthos: Daichi Imae (Yuichi Harada)
    Milady: Narumi Tamaoki (Sylvia Grab)
    Constance: Reina Tanaka (China Yabiku)
    Jussac: Hirotaka Uchi (Ryuji Ueyama)
    Cardinal Richelieu: Koji Utsumi (Kiyotaka Imai)
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:53
    <Osaka> Sky Theatre MBS
    January 15 (Fri) – 24 (Sun), 2027, Sky Theatre MBS, 11 performances
    Presented by: MBS
    Produced by: Shochiku Co., Ltd.
    Planning/Production: Quaras

    <Tokyo> Shinbashi Enbujo
    February 3 (Wed) – 26 (Fri), 2027, Shinbashi Enbujo, 29 performances
    Presented/Produced by: Shochiku Co., Ltd.
    Planning/Production: Quaras
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:54
    In the anime version of The Three Musketeers, Constance was voiced by Noriko Hidaka
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:57
    Didn't realize the Hikaru Genji guy hadn't left the agency (Hikaru Genji = a famous 1980s Johnny's idol group)
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:58
    I think Ueda might be the best-looking guy in Johnny's history
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:59
    Wait, is Constance even the heroine?
    Anyway, with this lineup there's no need to worry about ticket sales
    Didn't realize Tamaoki was still active
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:00
    Wait, is this the Ueda whose only 'scandal' in his whole long career is that he never danced to 'Chankapana'? (a KAT-TUN song/dance move he famously skipped)
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:01
    If anything, it's Reina's own fans who are going to struggle to get tickets at this level
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:03
    This is wild
    So it's a ticket war against Johnny's fans now
    Honestly this lineup screams 'we're going all out to sell tickets'
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:04
    She's the heroine in the original novel, but this production seems to center on Athos, so that's different here
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:06
    There's no way Tanaka would go through an audition — this has to be a direct offer
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:08
    Re: #35
    Cheap to hire, can sing, can move, good looks, can act, doesn't cause trouble, and has free time
    No wonder she gets so many offers
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:06
    Apparently there's rapping in it too — guess it's a more modern-style arrangement
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:10
    At Tanaka's level she's got the track record, so it's an offer, not an audition
    If she did audition she'd win by a landslide anyway
    44AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:12
    Re: #40
    There's basically nobody more talented than Tanaka still going around doing auditions
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:10
    Is this a Johnny's production?
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:12
    Re: #41
    Every guy in it is from Johnny's
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:11
    It's a Johnny's production
    Which actually makes it easier, I think
    Tickets and everything else should sell just fine
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:12
    She probably gets offers for smaller productions too, but stage work eats up so much time — if you're going to do it, might as well stick to big ones like this
    47AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:13
    Re: #43
    Depending on the co-stars, it can be a hassle too
    46AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:13
    Reina's said outright that she only takes good roles
    48AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:14
    I wonder if Tanaka's husband has some connection to Johnny's
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:14
    I'd seen people on X saying for a while now that they wanted an Ueda x Tanaka pairing
    Didn't think it would actually happen
    50AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:14
    I don't want Reina getting overshadowed by the Johnny's guys…
    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:16
    Re: #50
    She has kids, so Johnny's is probably comfortable offering her the role
    56AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:16
    Over on X too, people are going 'Ueda x Reina has arrived!' lol
    57AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:17
    Re: #56
    Is there something going on between her and Ueda?
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:19
    This looks like it'll be a pretty good production
    Good for her
    59AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:19
    Reina's presence is amazing
    People are going wild off just the casting announcement
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:21
    Re: #57
    People say if Reina Tanaka were a man she'd be Tatsuya Ueda, and if Tatsuya Ueda were a woman he'd be Reina Tanaka
    62AnonymousAug 27, 2026 14:22
    Richard's the vocal member in Aぇ! group, I think
    A skill really can save you (i.e., his singing chops are what got him in)

    Background and Key Points

    Morning Musume is Hello! Project’s flagship idol group, and Reina Tanaka was one of its longest-serving members before graduating in 2013; she’s since built a career as a freelance singer/actress who takes on stage musicals, TV, and voice work while raising a family. “The Three Musketeers: Reborn” is a revival of an existing Shochiku-produced musical rather than a new title — commenters note the cast list alongside the “previous cast” from an earlier run, which is standard practice for long-running Japanese stage productions (this one plays Osaka’s Sky Theatre MBS and Tokyo’s Shinbashi Enbujo, two major commercial theater venues). The male leads are drawn from Johnny’s talent agency, the dominant management company for boy-band idols in Japan; KAT-TUN, Tatsuya Ueda’s group, was one of the biggest acts of the 2000s.

    The thread doesn’t really argue so much as converge: nearly every poster assumes Tanaka’s casting was a direct offer rather than the result of an audition, citing her reliability, singing, and lack of scandal — the closest thing to disagreement is a passing worry (post 50) that she could be overshadowed by the larger, younger Johnny’s contingent, quickly waved off by others.

    One thing the thread never addresses: Johnny’s has operated under intense scrutiny since 2023, when the agency’s founder was posthumously confirmed to have sexually abused hundreds of young performers over decades, leading to a corporate rebrand (the talent-management side now operates as STARTO ENTERTAINMENT). Posters casually still call it “Johnny’s” and treat a pairing with its stars as a career high point, which reflects how normalized that framing remains in fan spaces despite the scandal.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread ‘Reina Tanaka: “I’ll be playing Constance in the musical The Three Musketeers: Reborn 😊🙌”‘.

  • Why Are They Making More 1-Yen Coins? 3-5% Card Fees Are Squeezing Stores, Sparking a ‘Cash Comeback’

    A video released by the Japan Mint showing 1-yen coins being mass-produced racked up more than 13 million views and became a hot topic on social media. On 5ch, users debated why 1-yen coins are increasing even as cashless payments spread, with many pointing out that the 3-5% payment processing fees stores must shoulder are so heavy that some businesses are drifting back to cash.

    Wednesday, August 26, 2026, 15:25

    In July, a post went viral on social media. The Japan Mint had posted footage of “1-yen coins” being mass-produced, and it racked up over 13 million views. But still — in this “cashless” era, why on earth…?

    We asked around the streets of Shizuoka: Team “cashless”? Or team “cash”?

    Source: look.satv.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 27, 2026 06:59
    For stores, having to eat the payment processing fee themselves is just too much of a burden.
    If it were a flat ¥100,000 a month, sure that's pricey, but it's about the cost of hiring one part-timer, so you can swallow it — once the fees alone top ¥200,000 though, it feels like you're getting fleeced.
    It's 3-5% of sales, so as an expense it's just too heavy.
    For costs that don't directly generate sales, a few tens of thousands of yen is about the max a store can stomach.
    3AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:12
    Who's actually footing the bill for mass-producing all these 1-yen coins?
    4AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:14
    Ramen shops basically price in 10-yen units, so 1-yen coins don't really factor in, do they?
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:08
    Re: #4
    If a bowl of ramen is ¥880 before tax, that comes to ¥968 once consumption tax is added.
    5AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:38
    If Japan built a zero-fee cashless system like India's, stores would've been so much better off.
    35AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:15
    Re: #5
    The maintenance and other running costs there are covered by taxes, though.
    And naturally, with no competition, it ends up way pricier than anything private.
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:43
    Credit card fraud: ¥50 billion in damages.
    7AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:53
    Everyone keeps talking about rising prices, but inflation is only around 2%.
    They're just tacking the cashless processing fee on top of that.
    14AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:38
    Re: #7
    Prices go up every year, and there are subsidies for energy and other things on top of that — that comment is way off base.
    8AnonymousAug 27, 2026 07:58
    Because cashless is starting to feel outdated.
    11AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:23
    Compared to the U.S.,
    the credit card processing fees stores have to pay in Japan are just higher.
    12AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:25
    Thinking about management costs,
    I think it'd be fine to just scrap the 1-yen and 5-yen coins
    and round all cash payments to the nearest 10 yen.

    Vending machines and ticket machines already don't take them anyway,
    so I don't think there'd be much pushback.
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:13
    Re: #12
    That's the consumption tax's fault.
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:35
    I wonder if they'll ever make a new 2,000-yen bill.
    15AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:58
    Just charge the customer the processing fee — problem solved.
    16AnonymousAug 27, 2026 08:58
    Re: #14
    Well, while prices overseas have doubled over the past 30 years,
    Japan was the only one stuck in deflation,
    so honestly this is just that "distortion" slowly working itself out.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:26
    I don't go to cash-only stores.
    If I walk in and find out it's cash-only, I just walk back out.
    Cash means a pocket full of jangling coins, which is annoying.
    20AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:36
    With prices climbing, I've started going more often to stores like OK (a discount supermarket chain) that offer cash discounts.
    21AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:45
    Losing 3% of sales to fees really stings. At my company, our commission rate dropped and our take-home pay went down because of it.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 09:47
    > Because of this "return to cash" trend, demand for 1-yen coins,
    > which had been steadily declining, has now "leveled off." That's why
    > production got a big boost this fiscal year.

    The headline and the actual point of the article don't really match up lol
    23AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:12
    Before the consumption tax was introduced, 1-yen coins barely got used at all.
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:13
    I wonder if these fees just end up lining the pockets of amakudari bureaucrats (retired officials parachuted into cushy industry jobs).
    25AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:21
    Meanwhile the EU caps cashless processing fees at 0.3%.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:03
    Re: #25
    Why can't Japan do the same?
    26AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:25
    It's a vicious cycle — fees won't drop because nobody uses it, and nobody uses it because the fees won't drop.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:26
    Bottom line, these fees are basically protection money. Bureaucrats, politicians, corporations — this country runs on a real thug mentality.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:42
    Any store that can't stomach a mere 3% or so in fees deserves to go under.
    The "impulse buy" boost from offering cashless payments outweighs that cost anyway.

    Stores that can't take a short-term hit for long-term gain are just running on fumes — sooner or later they'll get weeded out.
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    Re: #28
    It really is a strange situation, but since nobody's doing anything about it, nothing changes.
    For a payment processor, whether it's a ¥10 purchase or a ¥100,000 one, the cost of providing the service is the same. There's no justification for skimming 3% off the sale. It's also absurd that cash prices and electronic payment prices have to match. I wish antitrust and anti-cartel law would step in on this. This is clearly a predatory business practice.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:20
    Re: #28
    Aren't you confusing this with credit cards?
    You can't exactly make impulse buys with Suica or PayPay, can you?
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:42
    I want them to make a low-denomination coin about as heavy as the 500-yen coin. A hole through the center would help too — you could string a bunch together.
    You need something like that to jab at a creep's eye or temple to scare them off.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 10:58
    You can really feel the desperation to trash cashless payments here.
    They just keep churning out the same kind of article over and over to justify cash lol
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:02
    The same people who normally gripe about middlemen skimming profits go dead silent when it comes to cashless's rip-off fees.
    If anything, they're the ones saying "just pay it, it's not a big deal."
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:37
    Re: #33
    Since they can't make money off merchant stores anymore, there's no cashback for consumers.
    With no other way to profit but squeezing consumers, annual fees and issuance fees just get tacked on like it's totally normal.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Cashless payment fees around the world

    Japan: 3-5%
    Europe: 0.2-0.3% (capped by law)
    China: 0% (state-run)
    India: 0% (state-run)
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:55
    Re: #38
    What about the US?
    41AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:17
    Realistically it needs to drop below 1% or it's rough.
    A ¥25 fee on a ¥1,000 bowl of ramen isn't something you can just shrug off.
    I heard China's rate is around 0.5%.
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    Going cashless would cut all kinds of costs — minting, printing, transport, security, storage — and stores would save on making change and training staff, while also cutting the risk of theft from the till. There should be a legal basis for reining in these unreasonably high processing fees. The reason the government won't do it is that it would invite the same criticism leveled at all the various pretexts it already uses to squeeze taxes out of the public.

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s 1-yen coin has been a byproduct of consumption tax since the levy began in 1989: taxable totals rarely land on a clean 10 yen, so registers spit out 1-yen change constantly, and the Mint’s production volume tracks tax-driven demand more than genuine coin popularity. Cashless payments in Japan are dominated by credit-card rails, where merchant discount fees of 3-5% are set privately by card networks and acquirers rather than by a central regulator — unlike the EU, where the 2015 Interchange Fee Regulation caps interchange (the bank-to-bank leg only, not the full merchant fee) at 0.3% for credit cards. China’s and India’s near-zero-fee systems (UnionPay/Alipay-WeChat rails, UPI) work because they’re state-backed or state-mandated infrastructure, not because “no fee” is free to run — someone, usually taxpayers or a state bank, still absorbs the cost, which one poster (#35) flagged but others glossed over.

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t “cash vs. cashless” as a lifestyle choice — it was who should absorb the merchant fee: posters like #28 framed it as a cost of doing business stores should just eat, while #39 and #43 argued the flat-percentage fee structure is itself predatory since processing a ¥10,000,000986 sale costs a processor no more than a ¥1,000 one.

    What the thread never brings up: 1-yen coins are famously a net loss for the Mint — each one reportedly costs more than one yen in metal and production to make — so “record 1-yen production” is also a quiet story about seigniorage losses, not just a cashless backlash.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Business News+) thread “[Society] One in Three People Are Cashless — So Why This Era of “1-Yen Coin Mass Production”? Stores Are Ditching QR Payments… The Surprisingly Convincing Reason“.

  • Apple Refreshes Mac Mini and Mac Studio — 5ch: ‘That’s Hiace Van Money’

    Apple announced new Mac mini and Mac Studio models, sparking discussion on 5ch’s Business News+ board. The new Mac mini starts at $899, while the top-end Mac Studio configuration runs $5,499, and debate broke out over memory capacity and pricing for running AI locally. Some commented, “You could buy a Hiace (Toyota’s popular commercial van) for what the Mac Studio costs,” and the thread expanded into comparisons with Windows.

    (Bloomberg): Apple Inc. unveiled the latest models of its “Mac mini” and “Mac Studio” desktop computers on the 25th, significantly upgrading the processors in both high-demand machines.

    The new Mac mini starts at $899 and comes equipped with Apple’s new “M6” chip or the “M5 Pro.” For the Mac Studio, the M5 Max configuration starts at $2,499, while the new M5 Ultra configuration runs $5,499.

    According to Apple, both models are available for pre-order starting the 25th, with in-store sales beginning September 22. They will ship with the latest version of the Mac operating system, “macOS 27 Golden Gate,” pre-installed. The OS will begin rolling out to other Mac users this fall.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousAug 26, 2026 19:57
    I'd have bought one if it were still ¥100 to the dollar.
    3AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:04
    For a while, a high-memory Mac Studio is a necessary evil.
    If the Republicans somehow win the midterms, the world will probably start shifting away from US reliance, toward Medusa Halo + Linux Mint or OpenSUSE.
    22AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:47
    Re: #3
    Calling one model choice a "necessary evil" — you don't understand the world at all.
    Amazing you can write about things with such a narrow worldview.
    4AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:21
    If I were buying, it'd be the Mac mini.
    Not that I'm buying, lol
    5AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:32
    Isn't this basically just a price hike?
    6AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:34
    Mac mini | Dell (3x 32-inch monitors)
    7AnonymousAug 26, 2026 20:42
    The Mac mini got popular for running AI locally and became hard to find.
    But if the new one is 4x faster at AI, guess it's fine I never got my hands on the old model.
    8AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:19
    32GB is the wall for running local models with around 10 billion (10B) parameters.
    If you're aiming for 100B, you need 128GB.
    11AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:49
    Re: #8
    DDR5-44800 64GB x2 runs about ¥300,000, you know?
    14AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:15
    Re: #8
    It's unified memory, but the mini tops out at 64GB while the Studio goes up to 512GB, so it should work fine either way?
    Configure the Studio with 128GB RAM and a 1TB SSD and it ends up costing about the same as an NVIDIA DGX Spark.
    9AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:28
    The new Mac mini is basically an AI machine.
    10AnonymousAug 26, 2026 21:45
    I tried to buy a Mac mini back in July, but the lead time was so absurdly long it killed my motivation and I just let it drop.
    My old Catalina-era iMac still works fine for most things, but it's no good for AI.
    12AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:12
    Honestly, at this point secondhand is fine.
    13AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:15
    I'm on an M2, and AI models do run — but they still eat up way too many resources.
    At this rate it's not even going to fit on a phone. Not good enough yet.
    15AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:34
    Is it really worth paying through the nose for these high specs and tokens?
    16AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:42
    I'll wait for the M7.
    17AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:45
    Looked it up — the original Mac mini (2005): $499, ¥58,590 including tax.
    24AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:54
    Re: #17
    Totally different thing — that's comparing to an Intel-era model. The original was a PowerPC, ancient history now.
    Then it went Intel.
    Then M1.
    Completely different machines each time.
    18AnonymousAug 26, 2026 22:57
    1.2TB/s — that's RTX 5080-class memory bandwidth. They really splurged on this one.
    19AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:11
    Why not just run AI in the cloud?
    25AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:59
    Re: #19
    That's true for most people.
    But if you want an AI agent actually doing work for you,
    running it yourself keeps costs down.

    If you don't get that, you don't need this at all.
    Claude Code
    OpenAI Codex
    Peter Schneider, who made "Clawd Code," has joined OpenAI and says he's building something even moms can use, so before long
    something that does this remotely — and cheaper, regardless of the big names — should show up.
    Enjoy the wait until then.

    If it's not for work, this is otaku-level hobby stuff.
    20AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:30
    Which is better — this, or a Windows machine with a beefy GPU crammed in?
    23AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:48
    Re: #20
    Depends on what you actually want to do with it.
    If you don't even know that, you don't need either one.
    21AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:32
    From what I've experienced, with Apple you get performance that matches what you paid.
    Windows, on the other hand…
    26AnonymousAug 26, 2026 23:59
    I put Linux (Ubuntu) on my mother Masako's old iMac.
    She doesn't seem to have any complaints.
    They claim 20% of Americans use Linux — yeah, sure.
    Meanwhile in the People's Republic of China there are orders to use Linux.

    What's that about?
    It's been hot this year, so I figured whatever runs power-efficiently is fine — that's how I ended up here.
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:20
    > The M6 Mac mini comes with 16GB of memory, with up to 32GB available as an option.

    Given the power of this thing and the workloads it's meant to handle, I still can't wrap my head around that amount of memory being enough.
    29AnonymousAug 27, 2026 00:39
    Mac Studio costs as much as a Hiace van, lmao
    30AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:38
    Local LLMs aside, once Apple Intelligence really kicks in it's apparently going to eat up a ton of memory, so max out the RAM as much as your budget allows. Go with a half-measure amount of memory and you'll want to upgrade again in no time.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 05:50
    You don't have to force yourself to use Ollama — just run the "apfel-chat" command and you get a similar setup.
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 11:12
    Buy a Mac, and if you've already got Windows you'll just stop using it anyway.
    It'll end up as an expensive paperweight.
    An iPhone, sure, if it's cheap, go ahead and buy one.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #33
    Exactly right.
    Switching over ends up cheaper in total cost.
    34AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:06
    The argument is that paying for cloud ends up cheaper.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:35
    Use case? Anything a Mac can do, Windows can do too.
    Software assets? That's rich coming from Mac, which has abandoned its own software every time it switched architectures.
    With Windows, apps from 20 years ago still run, and you've got virtualization too.
    38AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #37
    Mac's CPU architecture has changed three times, after all.
    Meanwhile some Windows 95-era software still runs on Windows — actually, Windows's backward compatibility is just absurd.
    40AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:52
    Re: #37
    If they can both do the same thing, just buy whichever one you like, no?

    Background and Key Points

    The Mac mini and Mac Studio sit at opposite ends of Apple’s desktop line, and both now run on Apple Silicon’s unified memory architecture, where CPU and GPU draw from the same pool of fast RAM rather than the separate system-RAM/VRAM split found in Windows PCs. That distinction is why the thread fixated on memory ceilings: unified memory capacity is effectively the ceiling on how large a language model you can run locally, and the Mac Studio’s jump to 512GB (versus the mini’s 64GB) is what makes it a plausible alternative to Nvidia’s DGX Spark for local AI work. The yen angle also needs unpacking for non-Japanese readers — the joke about “¥100 to the dollar” nods to an exchange rate last seen around 2012-2015; at today’s much weaker yen, Apple’s dollar list prices translate into a far heavier local price tag, which is also why a Toyota HiAce commercial van (several million yen) became the go-to comparison for “absurdly expensive.”

    The thread’s real fault line wasn’t Mac versus Windows in the abstract, but whether paying Apple’s premium for local inference is worth it at all when cloud-based coding agents (Claude Code, OpenAI Codex) already exist — one camp argued local hardware only pays off if you’re running an always-on agent, the other insisted cloud remains cheaper for nearly everyone.

    What the thread never addressed is Apple’s own stated memory guidance for Apple Intelligence, which is separate from and can compound with whatever headroom a local LLM needs — meaning the base 16GB mini configuration posters worried about may already be undersized before any AI workload is loaded.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Business News+) thread “[PC] Apple Refreshes Mac Mini and Mac Studio.”

  • Boss’s contradictory “think for yourself and act” demand goes viral — 5ch: “Never seen anyone who says this actually succeed”

    A post about a boss who says “Act without being told — think for yourself!” but then scolds “Don’t do things on your own without permission!” the moment you actually act, struck a chord on 5ch.

    The thread kicked off with someone pointing out “Isn’t that just contradictory?” and spiraled into a heated debate over how to interpret instructions at work and the generational gap behind it.

    1AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:07
    Boss: "Don't do things on your own without permission!"
    Isn't that messed up?
    6AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:10
    Never seen anyone who says this actually make it big.
    75AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:36
    Re: #6
    This. Any normal working adult can tell the difference.
    9AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:12
    As if an idiot could ever grasp what that phrase actually means.
    What you should really tell them is "You don't need to come in tomorrow."
    43AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    Re: #9
    That's a case you'd lose 100% at the labor standards office.
    13AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:14
    Anyone who just does exactly what they're told is useless.
    19AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Re: #13
    Do exactly what you're told → get told to do more.
    Do more than you're told → get told not to do things nobody asked for.
    So what am I supposed to do?
    18AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:15
    Think for yourself, then get permission before you act. That's what a job is.
    22AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    Re: #18
    That era is over…
    24AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:16
    If someone's about to eat sashimi and asks you to pass the soy sauce, what would OP do?
    28AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:18
    Re: #24
    I'd just hand them the soy sauce.
    36AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    Re: #24
    I'd go buy soy sauce together with them.
    27AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:17
    Re: #22
    It's not over — that's exactly why bosses like the one in the thread title still exist.
    31AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:18
    Re: #27
    You're just getting left behind.
    32AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    Re: #28
    The boss is saying OP's job is to pour the soy sauce into the little dish for them, not just hand it over.
    42AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    Re: #32
    Then just say so! And you know full well that the moment you pour it, they'll turn around and say "don't just pour soy sauce without asking."
    33AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:19
    Re: #31
    So what? Accommodating your boss is just how a company works.
    37AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:21
    Re: #33
    You're changing the subject lol
    39AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:22
    How old is OP? If you're in your early 20s, fine, I get it — but if you're in your 30s or older saying this, you're definitely bad at your job.
    45AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:24
    Re: #39
    I'm 34, for the record.
    49AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:26
    This is literally this guy lol


    55AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:29
    Re: #49
    I'm starting to feel bad for this store manager.
    58AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:30
    Re: #49
    This is an exaggerated, fictional example, but it happens because the instructions were too vague. It's on the boss for slacking off and never explaining that "greeting customers" was part of the job.
    61AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:31
    Re: #49
    This part-timer is definitely bad at their job, right?
    65AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:32
    Re: #59
    What exactly did I get wrong here lol
    69AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:34
    Re: #65
    The moment you start bringing up "the times have changed," you're blowing this single one-off exchange way out of proportion.
    78AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    Re: #69
    That's exactly what you're not getting. That logic used to fly back in the day. But it just doesn't work on kids today anymore. The education they grew up with is 180 degrees different from the Showa/Heisei era. So we have to update ourselves too.
    85AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:41
    Re: #78
    There you go drifting back to the "times have changed" thing again — which is exactly why people have to accommodate you just to have a conversation.
    72AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:35
    The result of thinking for yourself and taking action lmaooooo



    81AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #72
    Getting fired seems well deserved given the huge damages lol
    Though the manager who wasn't there at opening AND didn't answer the phone probably got grilled hard by head office afterward too.
    79AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:38
    Re: #74
    And now you switch to a strawman argument lol How cowardly can you get lol
    82AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:40
    Re: #79
    Huh? So you want to get paid without ever gaining any work experience?
    87AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:42
    Re: #82
    Let's lay this out first, shall we? You used a strawman argument, didn't you? YES or NO.
    95AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:47
    Re: #87
    NO.
    Because your labor is no different from when you were first hired, right? So why should your pay go up? That's my question. Answer it.
    100AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:51
    Re: #87
    One more question. Companies pay the cost of providing training and experience — in other words, they're investing to increase your value. But you're denying that any value increase happens. So explain to me the logic behind why pay should still go up. And spare me the socialist logic, okay?
    107AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:54
    Re: #100
    That's a lot of questions lol Maybe start by reconsidering your "attitude when asking questions." Is that really how someone asking a question should behave?
    109AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:56
    Re: #107
    So you're admitting you can't even understand something that simple?
    114AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:58
    Re: #109
    Maybe you should learn how to actually have a back-and-forth conversation lol
    119AnonymousAug 27, 2026 12:59
    "Don't wait to be told" = figure out the next step yourself to achieve the goal.
    "Don't do things on your own" = don't make decisions alone that go beyond your authority.
    In other words, it comes down to this:
    "Think for yourself — but also figure out for yourself where the line is that needs checking first."
    It's actually not contradictory at all, but the line is fuzzy, which is genuinely hard for people with developmental disorders (ADHD/ASD-type traits) to grasp.
    123AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:00
    Re: #119
    Have you actually interacted with kids these days?
    124AnonymousAug 27, 2026 13:01
    Re: #119
    People probably tell you you're really good at articulating things, huh?

    Background and Key Points

    The friction in this thread sits on top of a specific piece of Japanese workplace vocabulary: hourensou (報連相, “report-contact-consult”), the etiquette drilled into new hires that they must check in with superiors at each step before acting on their own initiative. Bosses who tell staff to “think for yourself” are layering a Western-sounding proactivity ideal on top of a culture still built around hourensou and sontaku (忖度) — reading a superior’s unstated wishes rather than asking outright. That’s the tension the thread is circling without naming it directly.

    The actual split isn’t over whether the boss’s phrasing is contradictory — nearly everyone agrees it sounds that way — but over whether it’s contradictory in substance. One camp (e.g. >>13, >>18) says a competent adult should just intuit where the line of authority is; the other (>>9, >>19, >>42) insists that line is invisible until you’ve already crossed it, making the instruction a trap rather than guidance. A second axis is generational: posters like >>78 argue younger employees raised on different norms genuinely can’t parse the same unspoken cues older workers took for granted, while others (>>85) read that as an excuse.

    What outside readers will likely miss is the labor-law backdrop behind >>43’s aside about the labor standards office (労働基準監督署): Japan’s dismissal protections make firing an employee for insubordination or “no growth” extraordinarily difficult, which is why >>100’s demand to justify raises without firing anyone reads as more rhetorical than realistic. The thread also never clarifies whether the linked screenshots (>>49, >>72) are real incidents or the exaggerated hypotheticals >>58 says they are — worth treating skeptically either way.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyo G) thread “Boss: “You’re supposed to act without being told! Think for yourself and act!” Me: “Got it”“.