Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • People Who Just Forward AI Output Verbatim: New Term ‘Meat Proxy’ Draws a Flood of Reactions

    The term “meat proxy,” reportedly popularized by German software engineer Niklas Grün, is making the rounds online. It describes someone who passes along ChatGPT’s or Claude’s output to another person without reviewing it first — a sarcastic label for a human who’s become nothing more than a “meat middleman” relaying AI answers. On 5ch, the term sparked debate: some mocked the growing trend of people outsourcing online arguments entirely to AI, others noted that the word “proxy” just doesn’t resonate with Japanese speakers, and still others pushed back that using AI is simply normal efficiency at this point. The discussion went back and forth.

    What’s a “meat proxy”?… New term for people who just forward AI output verbatim is going viral

    A “meat proxy” refers to someone who sends along ChatGPT’s or Claude’s output without examining it first.

    The term was popularized by German software engineer Niklas Grün.

    Source: businessinsider.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 2, 2026 02:20
    So I asked an AI why "meat."

    "Meat" refers to the human body. It's a somewhat blunt, somewhat insulting way of contrasting humans with machines.

    So basically, "meat proxy" breaks down as:

    Proxy = a person acting as an intermediary
    Meat = a human reduced to nothing but a body
    The term implies the person functions as a disposable human "wrapper" around the AI — receiving an answer from Claude or ChatGPT and passing it on to someone else without understanding, checking, or rewriting it.

    Put simply: a human copy-paste relay for AI. The word "meat" is meant to sound dehumanizing and absurd, which is exactly why the term caught on.

    Source is Business Insider from Re: #1, according to "GPT 5.6 Luna"
    5AnonymousSep 2, 2026 02:40
    There are more and more people letting AI handle their entire online flame wars these days. They probably think they're winning, but the moment you're frantically pasting obviously AI-written copy, you've already lost the match and the game — everyone's laughing at you, and you don't even realize it.
    18AnonymousSep 2, 2026 07:02
    Re: #5
    But some of them lose even with AI's help, no contest, and sometimes once one side starts losing it turns into an AI-vs-AI showdown lol

    Pretty entertaining to watch from the sidelines
    6AnonymousSep 2, 2026 02:53
    I guess it means the human version of a proxy server.
    7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 03:08
    A "meat hub," one rung below a proxy server? lol
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 03:10
    Makes you wonder what "working" even means anymore lol
    9AnonymousSep 2, 2026 03:24
    Oh my! What a deliciously cringe-worthy natural-born airhead of meat! (mocking sarcasm — "kōbashii" is 2ch slang for someone hilariously pretentious, and "tennen" means a genuine, unintentional airhead)
    12AnonymousSep 2, 2026 05:00
    I love pirozhki (a joke — "proxy" sounds like "pirozhki" in Japanese)
    13AnonymousSep 2, 2026 05:24
    Re: #12
    So in Japanese that's basically a meat bun (nikuman)?
    22AnonymousSep 2, 2026 09:30
    Re: #12
    I liked the pirozhki from the old Parnas bakery chain
    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 05:37
    Let's just lump this whole thing under "vibe coding"
    15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 06:01
    Salespeople who just relay the customer's exact words without adding anything have been around forever, no?
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 06:44
    Doesn't quite click for Japanese people, this one. Probably won't catch on here.

    Someone with a better sense for it will probably coin a term that fits better eventually.
    25AnonymousSep 2, 2026 10:00
    Re: #16
    In Japan, "proxy" is barely used outside of "proxy server," so yeah, that tracks.

    "Strawman" (as in the fallacy, not an actual doll) feels closer to the Japanese image somehow lol
    19AnonymousSep 2, 2026 07:33
    A raw-meat proxy, huh
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 07:35
    Spot-on new term, I like it.
    Though in this age of advanced AI, a meat-relay that uses AI is actually more productive than a plain meat that doesn't, so individual workers turning into relays is basically inevitable…
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 08:49
    I was actually in that thread, cracked up
    23AnonymousSep 2, 2026 09:56
    Translating the meaning, it's kind of like a "messenger human," I guess.
    24AnonymousSep 2, 2026 09:57
    If you're just passing along AI output verbatim, then we don't need you to exist lol.

    Even if you're just parroting someone else, at least act as a filter.
    29AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:29
    Re: #24
    There's massive demand for distillation (a pun — "distillation" is also an AI model-training term)
    26AnonymousSep 2, 2026 10:35
    A professional meat-skewer griller
    27AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:20
    AI: "A live avatar would be…" (the post cuts off abruptly in the original)
    28AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:22
    A skewer can't make an account, but a person can
    30AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:57
    Feels like something out of a '90s cyberpunk novel — "he exists merely as a lump-of-meat LLM proxy."

    Kind of an old-fashioned way of putting it.
    Feels like there could be a more cutting-edge word for it these days.
    31AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:15
    Damn, whoever came up with that name is good lol lol
    37AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:22
    So it's the same level of dumb as the "I asked AI about it" guy? (a mocking archetype for people who reflexively cite asking AI)
    38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:32
    Not the same level as the "I asked AI" guy —
    he IS the "I asked AI" guy.
    39AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:05
    Mr. Not-Enough-Brains Meat Wall ("otsumu" is childish slang for "brain")
    40AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:48
    There's also the extreme argument that, since you could've just done it yourself in the first place, this is entirely your own fault.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Several people in the thread pointed out that in Japan, “proxy” is really only familiar from the term “proxy server,” so importing the word alone doesn’t convey its meaning well. In English-speaking countries, though, “meat” has long been used as a metaphor for the human body or the physical world (as in “meatspace”), and understanding “meat proxy” as a coinage derived from that makes it click. Another point of debate was whether it’s acceptable to paste AI answers directly into online arguments. Some see reaching for AI as an automatic loss, while others see it as irrational NOT to use AI since its answers are more accurate — a tension that suggests that as AI’s argumentative ability approaches the human average, the yardstick for judging these exchanges is shifting. Worth noting: expressions like “distillation” and “meat wall” that appear in the thread are ad hoc phrases coined on the spot, not established translations.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Topic] What’s a “meat proxy”?… New term for people who forward AI output verbatim is going viral.”

  • “I’ll Make Sure You Can’t Walk” — SoftBank Pitcher Taito Murakami Accused of Assault, Ex-Girlfriend Files Police Report

    Bunshun Online has reported allegations of “assault” against Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks’ 2025 first-round draft pick, pitcher Taito Murakami, involving a former girlfriend. According to the report, the two are said to have broken up on July 3rd, and the very next day, July 4th, Murakami allegedly entered the woman’s home using a spare key and threatened her new boyfriend, who was present, by brandishing a knife. The woman reportedly filed a report with the police. On 5ch, the thread mixed legal debate over which charges might apply — breaking and entering, assault, intimidation — with pointed questions about inconsistencies in the timeline, given the reported breakup date and the sudden appearance of a new boyfriend.

    “I’ll make sure you can’t walk!” SoftBank’s Taito Murakami and the “assault incident” against his ex-girlfriend 〈Woman files police report〉

    9/2 (Wed) 16:12 published

    Bunshun Online

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:18
    So he's off to the Mexican League then?
    Or maybe arrested before that — he's still so young
    7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:19
    The Hawks' first-round pick is seriously done for
    9AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:19
    And then it's HIM who ends up unable to walk — what a joke
    10AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:21
    For baseball players, 'killing' just gets called an out, so no problem
    Stuff like this is exactly why people start saying we should ban terms like 'dead ball' (hit-by-pitch) and 'putout' (literally 'stab to death') in baseball
    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:22
    Fully formed at 19 (as a cr*minal)
    What kind of upbringing produces someone like this…
    Will he actually get arrested? Do your job, police
    15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:22
    Filed a police report lol lol — unlike Ihara's case, if this actually becomes a criminal case
    he's definitely getting his registration revoked
    19AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:23
    SoftBank's first-round pick Taito Murakami breaks into ex-girlfriend's home with a spare key, threatens her new boyfriend with a knife saying "I'll k*ll you," reported to police ★2
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1788326206/
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:23
    So the woman filed a police report — does that mean it got sent to prosecutors?
    Or is this just lovers'-quarrel-level stuff too weak to actually get charged?
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:23
    "We fought all the time, but I felt like it was truly over, and I felt a real sense of loss. I wanted someone to talk to, so I reached out to a few friends" (Ms. A)

    'Felt'?

    So doesn't that mean it wasn't actually completely over at that point?
    22AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:23
    If he makes you unable to walk on the road, guess you'd have to run or fly instead
    23AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:23
    If things with the new girl started in June, then the GPS tracking must've been on someone else entirely
    27AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:24
    Basically it could also be read as: Ms. A's friend got mistaken for a burglar and beaten up

    Are you guys even reading the article?
    28AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:24
    They broke up on July 3rd and she was home with a new boyfriend on July 4th?
    29AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:24
    His name gets released even though he's 19?
    53AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:29
    Re: #29
    Police treat him as a minor, but Bunshun treats athletes like celebrities, so they print his name
    30AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:24
    I bet he doesn't even need to hit a woman who's screaming and being loud — he just likes flashing violence, intimidating her, and watching her go quiet and tremble
    This guy's clearly getting off on it while he's yelling
    35AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:25
    If the 'Tokyo Stalker' (a regular poster known for chasing Kansai-related threads) has shown up, guess this is a Kansai case lol
    36AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:25
    To baseball fanboys ('yakibuta,' mocking slang for die-hard NPB fans) this is just an everyday occurrence, so they don't even care
    38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:26
    No problem at all if it's NPB
    Guys who committed repeated child molestation cases still made comebacks
    Leaking pitching schedules to the yakuza only got a short suspension
    Gambling scandals? Comeback too
    59AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:30
    Re: #38
    If he's a first-round pick, he'll probably get off with a verbal warning and an indefinite suspension, that'll be it
    39AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:26
    Swimming, jockeys, baseball — lots of scandals lately involving guys who aren't veterans, just at that up-and-coming age
    46AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:27
    Since it's a Bunshun article, you should read it carefully
    If Murakami still had the spare key
    then from his point of view
    he might not have thought they'd actually broken up
    and snapped because he thought Ms. A was cheating on him
    50AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:28
    Breaking and entering, assault, att*mpted murder, intimidation
    Even a total legal amateur can count four separate charges here
    69AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:32
    Re: #50
    If he still had the key and genuinely believed the relationship was ongoing, it wouldn't count as trespassing
    And without a doctor's diagnosis, it won't be assault with injury — just assault (violence) and intimidation
    65AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:31
    July 3: breakup
    July 4: assault incident with her new boyfriend?
    She's pretty wild herself, honestly
    Though violence obviously isn't okay
    79AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:35
    Re: #65
    And on top of that, it says
    'I felt like it was truly over'

    so the
    'July 3: breakup'
    is just Ms. A's subjective take
    83AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:35
    Re: #60
    What's this guy even talking about, just flat-out assuming Bunshun = fake news?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Japan lowered the legal age of adulthood under civil law to 18 in 2022, but the Juvenile Act still defines a “minor” as anyone under 20 — meaning 19-year-old Murakami could be treated as a minor for investigative purposes, even though weekly magazines customarily report on professional baseball players by name, treating them as public figures. The thread split over two points: the legal question of whether entering with a spare key still in one’s possession counts as trespassing, and whether, absent a doctor’s diagnosis, this remains a simple-assault charge rather than assault causing injury; plus the timeline consistency between the reported July 3rd breakup and an incident the very next day. It’s worth noting that, as of now, no arrest or referral to prosecutors has been confirmed — the case is still only at the stage of a filed police report — and that everything reported about the people involved comes solely from Bunshun Online’s own reporting, i.e., one side of the story.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Bunshun] “I’ll make sure you can’t walk!” SoftBank’s Taito Murakami — “assault incident” against ex-girlfriend, woman files police report.”

  • AI-Generated Menu Photos Slammed as ‘Too Grotesque’ — 5ch: ‘This Is Just Gross Now’

    AI-generated menu images, apparently used at the Toyota-Kamigo service area in Aichi Prefecture and similar locations, are causing controversy on X (formerly Twitter). Photos of tonkatsu (breaded pork cutlet) and karaage (Japanese fried chicken) came out unnaturally grotesque, prompting a wave of comments like “This kills my appetite.” The controversy began in mid-August, after which YouTubers explained why such images are generated and even released videos recreating the AI-warped dishes with real food. On 5ch, users flooded the thread with comparison images generated by Gemini, ChatGPT, and Grok, sparking a lively discussion pointing out unnatural details.

    September 2, 2026

    Menu images for restaurants, apparently created using generative AI, are causing controversy on X. Meanwhile, verification videos recreating these distinctly “AI-looking” images using real food have also drawn attention.

    The controversy began in mid-August.

    Source: pinzuba.news / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:46
    If udon (?) actually got served to me looking exactly like this image, I'd be amazed.
    9AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:50
    Re: #5
    That reminds me, I was genuinely amazed by Sukiya's "frisbee bowl" lol (a viral incident where a Sukiya beef-bowl chain's promo photo looked nothing like the actual dish)
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:49
    Even plating has entered the age of fractal geometry.
    10AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:52
    The "miso katsu & karaage" image is genuinely awful…
    11AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:53
    How does something like that even get approved?
    26AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:16
    Re: #11
    That's exactly the problem. The original katsu image is, frankly, an appetite-killer that backfires completely, and it's baffling that it got approved as-is. It's also a mystery why it's still being used.
    12AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:54
    The city really is insane. Out in the countryside, I've never seen a single thing like that.
    13AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:54
    Re: #9
    In response to complaints of "this doesn't look like the picture!", turning the sample image itself into the "frisbee" was a genuinely novel solution.
    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:54
    I had Gemini draw a tonkatsu set meal and it didn't really bother me

    18AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:57
    Re: #14
    Just like the article says —

    if you take a generated food image and keep issuing instructions like "generate a restaurant sign with text added, then add a catchphrase, make the price bigger," deliberately avoiding touching the food itself, it apparently gets more and more unnatural each time.
    23AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:10
    Re: #14
    Other than the tableware placement and the fact there are two cups of tea, it doesn't bother me.
    29AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:19
    Re: #14
    At first glance it doesn't look too off, but there are two cups of tea, the mustard is way too pristine, what's that soy-sauce-looking thing and egg-looking thing behind the pork cutlet?, what's with the green pickles?, and the plate the pickles sit on is transparent and unnatural — plenty of things are off once you look closely.
    15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:55
    This was a meme overseas too — when you make flyers with AI, the food looks off if you look closely.

    Makes you wonder if the shops making them aren't even checking, or just haven't noticed.
    17AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:56
    AI just can't do subtraction — everything comes out thick and heavy like an oil painting.
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:00
    ChatGPT (aka "Chappy")

    Grok


    Nothing that bad comes out, really.
    55AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:46
    Re: #20
    What an honest, decent-looking diner.
    78AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:37
    Re: #20
    If you look closely at either image, the cabbage is creepy.
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:01
    Had AI draw these for me

    22AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:04
    Re: #21
    What kind of prompt did you even use lol
    25AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:16
    Looks delicious—





    27AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:18
    Re: #25
    Okay, surely this one's on purpose, right?
    34AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:24
    Re: #25
    This is just gross at this point.
    73AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:22
    Re: #25
    Even if this comes out, if you just keep refining it — "make it a bit more like this," "no, not that here" — an AI-generated image could turn out decent enough. So why did they use it as-is for a poster? Is whoever's in charge of PR a robot too?
    31AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:22
    That crab ramen food-poisoning thing from the other day was AI too, right? It generated some weird hail-like something.
    32AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:23
    By the way, this service area is Toyota-Kamigo SA, so if you're nearby, go check it out. Actually, I'd love for someone to interview them and ask "why did this get approved?"
    33AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:23
    Never thought I'd see the name "Aomi" show up on Geisupo (the celebrity/sports news board) lol
    35AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:26
    Oh, so it's not the video of Will Smith eating spaghetti? (a reference to an infamous early AI-generated video meme)
    36AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:27
    Re: #25
    I have trypophobia, so this is rough…
    40AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:29
    …why do our comments keep overlapping lol
    43AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:30
    Re: #40
    Guess it means everyone's thinking the same thing lol
    67AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:04
    I have trypophobia (fear of clustered holes/bumps), so seriously, please spare me.
    71AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:15
    Re: #67
    If you went to that Yayoi Kusama exhibition — the artist who passed away recently — you'd probably collapse foaming at the mouth.
    75AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:29
    But it's not really the kind of thing you look at up close — you just glance at it from a distance as supplementary info alongside the text. It only looks creepier because we're all staring at the image on purpose.
    81AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:39
    Re: #75
    It's become this big a topic precisely because plenty of people are actually looking at it.

    I mean, just like there are people who can't tell a creepy AI image from a real photo, there are also people like you who can't even recognize what's happening right in front of them.
    82AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:40
    This is exactly how it should be done

    Background and Key Points

    The controversy began with images of karaage (fried chicken) and tonkatsu displayed on shop signage, reportedly used at the Toyota-Kamigo service area and other locations in Toyota City, Aichi Prefecture. According to the article, AI-generated food photos tend to become more visually distorted the more instructions are piled on top — adding text, catchphrases, enlarging the price, and so on. Opinions in the thread were split on whether this stemmed from simple lack of quality checking on the production side, or whether people critical of generative AI were deliberately creating and spreading ugly images. Many posts also compared images generated with the same composition by Gemini, ChatGPT, and Grok, showing that the degree of distortion varies by model. A point readers can easily misunderstand is that AI-generated images aren’t uniformly bad — they tend to degrade specifically through the process of piling on post-production instructions like adding text, rather than purely from a lack of image-generation capability itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment & Sports News+) thread “‘It kills my appetite’ — AI-generated ‘extremely creepy menu images’ are surging at restaurants; YouTuber explains why food photos turn grotesque, recreation projects follow [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Do You Really Need to Dry-Clean Slacks After Every Single Wear? 5ch Says ‘Once a Year Is Plenty’

    A thread kicked off after someone said they told a coworker, “You’re supposed to send slacks to the dry cleaner every single day you wear them,” and the coworker was shocked. On 5ch, plenty of people chimed in with “once a year is plenty” and “just spray some Febreze on them now and then,” while others pushed back with, “If you’re dry-cleaning them after every wear, you might as well just buy new ones daily and toss them.” The discussion spread to cover how to deal with sweat in summer, the traditional British method of brushing (not washing) wool suits, comparisons to school uniforms and bath towels, and even a generational divide over whether people even know or use the word “slacks” anymore.

    1AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:37
    Wearing dirty pants for days on end? lol
    2AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    Once a year, right?
    Just spray some Febreze on them now and then.
    4AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    How much do you even spend on dry cleaning per year?
    7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:41
    These days, it's rarer to see someone actually wearing slacks.
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:42
    I get it.
    They get all damp and gross after just one day.
    10AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:44
    Wearing long compression leggings (spats) underneath helps.
    11AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:45
    If you're dry-cleaning them after every wear, you might as well just buy a new pair daily and toss them.
    13AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:46
    Women don't send their skirts and pants to the cleaners every single time either.
    15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:47
    Do you wash your hands every single time you use the bathroom? lol
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:51
    Re: #15
    Honestly, it's scarier NOT to wash them every time.
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:48
    You can totally tell when someone's been wearing the same slacks for days straight.
    18AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:49
    What even is a "surakkusu" (slacks)?

    Or is it about your toupee (zura) slipping while everyone snickers (kusukusu) at you? (it's a pun — surakkusu sounds like zura + kusukusu)
    19AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:50
    Oh, the kind they sell in the clothing section on the 2nd floor of the supermarket?
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:51
    In Britain, the gentleman's country, wool jackets and trousers basically were never washed back then and still aren't now.
    Wear them for a day, hang them properly on a hanger to keep their shape, brush all the dust off carefully with a soft brush, and that's it.
    23AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:53
    Were you washing your school uniform jacket (gakuran) and trousers every single day back in middle school?
    26AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:55
    Just wear something more stylish, like cargo pants or chinos.
    27AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:58
    Summer really does make you sweat buckets.
    Around the time it became acceptable to just wear a polo shirt on top, I picked up a few pairs of "Kandou Pants" (a machine-washable trouser line).
    I wear those from early summer until just before autumn.
    Being able to wash them at home makes life so much easier.
    30AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:18
    I don't think I've said the word "slacks" out loud once in my entire life.
    41AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:00
    Re: #30
    That's just you.
    You're the only one laughing ("kusa") here too.
    31AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:18
    Every weekend I drop off 5 dress shirts and 1 pair of trousers at the cleaners.
    That's just the standard summer dry-cleaning routine for your average salaryman.
    33AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:19
    Wearing a suit in 40°C heat, lolololol
    I mean, come on, lolololol
    43AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:16
    Re: #33
    What, are you working in a short-sleeve button-down and shorts or something?
    Realize how out of touch you are.
    34AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:20
    Lately, sweet potato flowers — which normally only bloom in the tropics — have been blooming everywhere and causing a stir.
    That basically means Japan's climate has already turned tropical.
    If you don't dress for the tropics, you'll die out there.
    35AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:21
    Sounds like you wash your bath towel every single day too, then.
    36AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:23
    Yeah, after wearing them for a day, the smell around the crotch area does start to bother you.
    38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:33
    A bath towel you just toss in the washing machine, so it's basically one use and done.
    39AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:35
    Even if people call it cheap, I've stopped buying anything but trousers I can wash at home.
    My current workplace has uniforms, but the uniform cleaning service itself only comes twice a month, so I guess that's the real-world standard.
    40AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:52
    Back when I was a new hire, I used to send my shirts to the cleaners every single weekend too…
    42AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:00
    When I get home, I hang them up somewhere with good airflow.
    I mean, I'm obviously not sending them to the cleaners after just one wear.
    44AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:18
    Vintage Levi's 501XX?
    I've never washed mine, not even once.
    46AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:23
    Are you calling 90s ones vintage now too?
    Back then, only celebrities could afford to wear those.
    47AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:24
    How much are you even spending on slacks alone per year?
    49AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:29
    Even if you're unemployed, if you have any sense of style you've at least picked up a pair of Uniqlo slacks.
    I'm curious what kind of person doesn't know the word "slacks" or treats it like a dead term.
    53AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:37
    "Slacks"?
    Aren't those what corporate-drone middle-aged guys wear on their days off?
    57AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:43
    Re: #53
    The kind of guy who only ever goes to family restaurants.
    55AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:40
    I rotate through 5 pairs but don't dry-clean them until the season's over.
    After each wear I just douse them in Febreze.
    56AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:41
    If you spray way more Febreze than necessary, they end up feeling kind of sticky, don't they?
    58AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:43
    I wear 7 pairs in rotation and air them out in the shade on my days off.
    I only send them to the cleaners about once a season.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Underlying this debate is a gap in perceptions about conventional dry-cleaning wisdom. Suit-fabric trousers are often made from material that can’t be washed at home, but frequent solvent-based dry cleaning can damage the fabric, so industry advice commonly suggests cleaning only when stains or sweat become noticeable, or roughly once or twice a month. The thread saw a clash between the “once-a-year” camp and the “once-a-week” camp, but rather than either side being simply wrong, it may just be that the right frequency depends on workplace dress culture, climate, and how easily a person sweats. The traditional British method of caring for wool garments (brushing off dust instead of washing) was brought up, but it’s worth noting that while this is a classic technique for making fibers last, it doesn’t necessarily translate directly to Japan’s hot, humid climate. Some generations apparently don’t even recognize the term “slacks” itself, which may reflect how remote work and the shift toward casual office attire have reduced everyday opportunities to wear formal trousers in the first place.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “I told a coworker slacks are supposed to go to the dry cleaner every single day you wear them, and they were shocked lol.”

  • New Mitsubishi Pajero Makes World Debut — Back in Japan After 7 Years, Pre-Orders Open in October, Featuring Dedicated Ladder Frame

    On September 2, Mitsubishi Motors unveiled the fully redesigned new Pajero to the world for the first time. Its return to the Japanese market comes after roughly seven years away, with pre-orders opening on October 1. The Pajero was the quintessential rugged 4×4 that symbolized the 1990s RV boom, but as that boom faded and demand shifted toward minivans and urban SUVs, domestic production ended in 2019. This time around, it returns as a globally strategic model built in Thailand, rolling out to around 100 countries including Japan. Thread reactions ranged widely — covering the new dedicated ladder frame, opinions on the redesign, Mitsubishi’s shrinking domestic market share, and nostalgia for the old model’s round headlights.

    Mitsubishi Motors unveiled the comprehensively redesigned Pajero to the world on September 2. The Pajero’s return to the domestic market comes after about seven years. As the brand’s flagship model, it will be sold in around 100 countries including Japan, Thailand, and Australia. Production will take place in Thailand, with pre-orders opening in Japan on October 1.

    The Pajero was a serious off-roader that won huge popularity during the 1990s “RV boom,” becoming a symbol of the company. But as that boom ended and demand grew for minivans and urban SUVs, sales slumped, and domestic production came to an end in 2019.

    This time, it returns as the company’s flagship model, rolling out globally, including in the Japanese market.

    Source: imgur.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:21
    Why not just bring back the Pajero Mini instead?
    18AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:26
    Re: #4
    Sounds like they're bringing back the Pajero Mini too.
    If anything, that's probably the whole point of reviving the full-size Pajero.
    The Mini alone wouldn't cut it.
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:27
    Nobody actually drives off-road anymore, so a ladder frame is pretty pointless.
    209AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:03
    Re: #21
    Fair point.
    Honestly, a ladder-frame-integrated monocoque had better rigidity and torsional strength anyway.
    And four-wheel independent suspension gave a smoother ride too.
    32AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:29
    When people talk about off-road capability, is it better to have longer suspension travel? I don't really get 4WD stuff.
    155AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:54
    Re: #32
    The correct way to drive one of these is to polish it up to a mirror shine and never, ever take it off-road.
    33AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:30
    But the lights won't come back on in Sakahogi anymore (the Gifu town whose plant used to build the Pajero).
    44AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:31
    Why do cars keep getting so boxy these days…

    Re: #33
    I wonder what the old Pajero town is up to now.
    50AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:32
    2,460 kg, 204 hp, power-to-weight ratio of 12
    84AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:40
    Re: #50
    Nobody buys a car like this for horsepower — it's all about torque.
    Pulling close to 50 kgm of torque is genuinely strong.
    117AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:46
    Re: #50
    200 hp for that much weight? That's kei-car-tier garbage (kei cars being Japan's tiny 660cc minicars).
    60AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:35
    When it actually comes time to buy a car, Mitsubishi just doesn't make the shortlist.
    73AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:37
    Re: #60
    Never thought we'd see the day when you barely spot a Mitsubishi on the road.
    There are fewer Mitsubishis around now than foreign cars.
    82AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:39
    Re: #73
    The one you probably see most often is the Minicab (Mitsubishi's kei truck).
    94AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:42
    Re: #73
    Seriously though, outside of Toyota, Honda, and Suzuki, every other Japanese automaker combined sells less than foreign brands do.
    63AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:35
    At 1,925mm wide, there's no way that's fitting in a Don Quijote parking lot (Don Quijote — the discount store chain famous for cramped parking).
    130AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:49
    Re: #63
    Don Quijote parking spaces are absurdly narrow.
    Even with a normal SUV, if the car next to you is parked close, you can't open your door.
    83AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:40
    Don't LED headlights look kind of lame? So flat and featureless.
    104AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:43
    Honestly, just bring back the Delica Space Gear already (Mitsubishi's boxy '90s off-road minivan).
    116AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:45
    Re: #104
    If they added a PHEV version too, I bet it'd actually sell pretty well.
    105AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:44
    Re: #94
    Would be nice if they had something like Subaru, where they're actually stronger in the US than back home.
    203AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:02
    Re: #105
    The Outlander PHEV is genuinely a great car.
    106AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:44
    They should've just released it with round headlights.
    They really don't get it.
    Makes you wonder if whoever developed this actually hates rugged 4x4s.
    At least they brought the ladder frame back, I guess.
    135AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:51
    Re: #106
    Probably not even targeting the Japanese market.
    Southeast Asia or Australia is likely the main focus.
    157AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:54
    Re: #106
    Round headlights don't really fly globally anyway.
    113AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:45
    It's basically a Triton.

    The revived Mitsubishi Pajero — Triton-based, launching in Japan in 2026!
    https://www.goo-net.com/magazine/newmodel/scoop/228849/
    122AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:46
    Re: #113
    Honestly the fan-made rendering looks cooler than the real thing lol
    125AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:48
    Treat the Pajero and Lancer Evo names with some respect.
    176AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:57
    Re: #125
    The Delica is Mitsubishi's conscience.
    144AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:52
    Bring back the Chariot Grandis.
    167AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:56
    Re: #144
    Nah, it should be the Dion.
    The Grandis had needlessly high taxes and bad fuel economy.
    168AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:56
    Guess it's not being built in Okazaki, huh.
    200AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:01
    Re: #168
    Didn't realize Pajero Manufacturing had shut down.
    So that's why it's made in Thailand now.
    Would you even buy this? The Land Cruiser's still built in Japan.
    180AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:58
    Mitsubishi doesn't even have a real sales network in the US anymore.
    Someone told me unless you're a serious car enthusiast, you wouldn't even know what a Lancer Evo is over there.
    184AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:59
    Re: #180
    Southeast Asia is Mitsubishi's real home turf.
    186AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:59
    Re: #1
    The Pajero has to look like this, and nothing else.
    https://imgur.com/a/drYZMjk.png
    199AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:01

    Background and Key Points

    The Pajero was built for decades at “Pajero Manufacturing” in Sakahogi, Gifu Prefecture, but that plant ceased operations when domestic production ended in 2019. The thread comment about “the lights not coming back on in Sakahogi” refers to this factory closure. The new model shifts production to Thailand and is designed around a rollout spanning roughly 100 countries, including Australia and Southeast Asia — which is also the context behind calls for the old round headlights, since development priorities lean toward global markets over Japan. The debate over the ladder frame reflects a broader divide in design philosophy: rugged, off-road-focused SUVs built around a ladder frame versus more recent SUVs that prioritize ride comfort and monocoque construction. Pricing, Japan-specific specs, and an official launch date were not revealed in this announcement, and are expected to be disclosed gradually after pre-orders open in October.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Mitsubishi Motors] New Pajero Makes World Debut — Back in Japan After 7 Years, Pre-Orders Open in October, Featuring Dedicated Ladder Frame.”

  • Kengo Kuma Wins Lifetime Achievement Award — Second Japanese Honoree After Tadao Ando; 5ch: “It’s All About the Budget”

    Architect Kengo Kuma (72) will receive a lifetime achievement award named after a French designer. He is only the second Japanese recipient, after Tadao Ando in 2023, with the ceremony set for Paris in January 2027. The international body cited his work “reinterpreting Japanese tradition in a contemporary context.” On 5channel’s News Express+ board, the announcement sparked debate over how to rate Kuma’s body of work. His overseas buildings, backed by generous budgets, draw high praise, while some of his domestic public facilities have drawn criticism over wood deterioration and maintenance issues — opinion was split.

    Kengo Kuma to receive lifetime achievement award, second Japanese honoree after Tadao Ando — international architects’ group: “reinterpreted Japanese tradition in a contemporary context” – Sports Sponichi

    The Createurs Design Association (CDA), an international group of architects and designers, announced on the 1st that it will award its lifetime achievement award — named after French designer Andrée Putman — to architect Kengo Kuma (72). He is only the second Japanese recipient, after Tadao Ando (84) in 2023. The ceremony will be held in Paris in January 2027.

    The association praised him for “advancing the fusion of architecture and nature for over 30 years, and reinterpreting Japanese tradition in a contemporary context.” Kuma commented: “What matters is having a single goal and sticking with your work over the long haul. For me, that goal is realizing harmony between humans and nature.”

    Source: sanspo.com / Original article here

    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:05
    Hasn't he… not really contributed much though?
    24AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:06
    Re: #21
    A "Pros & Cons Award" I could get behind… (wordplay on 功労=achievement vs 功罪=merits and faults)
    35AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:10
    I wonder if this would actually impress architecture experts.
    64AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:21
    Re: #35
    Globally he ranks below [Kenzo] Tange — probably about on par with Ando.
    60AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:20
    Isn't "built tough, built to last" supposed to be the Japanese tradition?
    68AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:23
    Re: #60
    The Japanese tradition is actually rebuilding — even Ise Shrine gets torn down and rebuilt every 20 years.
    75AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:26
    Wait, Kengo Kuma is one actual person? I thought it was like a company or studio name.
    87AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:29
    Re: #75
    Kuma's an individual, but the actual work gets done by his own firm — same setup as manga artists with their studios.
    80AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:28
    Kuma never turns down a job even on a shoestring budget, so cheap jobs get some weird results — but pay him properly and he's genuinely good.
    91AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:30
    Re: #80
    The exterior of IG Arena, the one used for sumo in Nagoya, is pretty rough though. You can't tell me a building that huge had a shoestring budget.
    95AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:32
    Kuma-san's actually pretty conscientious, you know? He takes an unreasonable budget and still turns it into something workable.

    …is an opinion I saw floating around (´・ω・`)
    98AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:33
    Re: #95
    Apparently that's actually true.
    109AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:37
    Re: #95
    He's probably just got serious know-how and a track record with public-sector competitions. It's not that the best design wins — it's whoever pitches the best pretext for justifying the tax spend that gets picked.
    102AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:34
    The design itself is fine — the problem is just that construction uses materials that rot fast to cut costs.
    113AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    Re: #102
    Doesn't the design spec include the materials? I'm not in architecture, but I always figured it did.
    115AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    Re: #102
    It's not fine at all. The proportions are a mess — strip away the kamaboko-board look (his signature wood-slat cladding, named for its resemblance to fish-cake boards) and it's below an average building.
    117AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:39
    Re: #102
    That's just dumb lol. Specifying materials by intended use is architect 101.
    110AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    A Kengo Kuma building when the client actually paid up:


    A Kengo Kuma building when they cheaped out hard:
    116AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    I genuinely don't get why this guy gets hyped up so much.
    120AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:40
    Re: #116
    If "Kuma-Goro" (a mocking nickname for Kuma) won't cut it, then who would?
    121AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:40
    Architecture that can't account for its own upkeep has no value. If you want to obsess over design, go do it in some field other than architecture.
    126AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:43
    Re: #121
    But it's the client who chooses that. If maintenance were the priority, that should've been built into the proposal from the start.
    141AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:54
    Re: #121
    Then the client should just order it that way. Meeting the client's wishes is part of a designer's job too. If maintenance gets totally ignored in favor of design, that's on the client…
    174AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:41
    Re: #121
    And a lot of these are public buildings too. Makes you wonder if local government has any sense.
    134AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:48
    Overseas clients actually commission him with proper, generous budgets, so Kuma's reputation abroad is pretty solid.

    139AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:53
    Re: #134
    None of these show much taste, honestly. And it doesn't look like maintenance was considered at all.
    166AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:24
    Re: #134
    Total papier-mâché vibe to these. (haribote — a cheap, flimsy stage-prop look)
    145AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:58
    If you're going to call it "tradition," at least make the frame sturdy enough to last a century.
    152AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:09
    Re: #145
    That's impossible without the budget to match.
    156AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:12
    If Zaha Hadid's design hadn't been scrapped for being too expensive, it'd be a world-famous landmark by now and would've easily paid for itself.
    158AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:14
    Re: #156
    That design was so out-there that even the major general contractors said it was unbuildable.
    167AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:27
    There was a fellow architect who used to bash Kuma —

    saying that exposed concrete left outdoors, if truly left bare, deteriorates fast in Japan's climate.
    172AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:38
    Re: #167
    Don't they apply some kind of protective sealant?
    175AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:43
    Re: #167
    They do coat it properly — and it gets sanded down and recoated roughly every five years. I used to live in a bare-concrete rental in Shibuya Ward, and that's exactly how they maintained it.
    176AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:45
    Kengo Kuma's magnum opus: IG Arena
    198AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:57
    A lovely design that harmonizes with the trees of Meijo Park

    One of Kuma's early works

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The lifetime achievement award Kengo Kuma is set to receive from the Createurs Design Association is named after French designer Andrée Putman, making him only the second Japanese recipient after Tadao Ando in 2023. Where the thread split was over how to judge the durability and maintainability of the wood used in his public facilities. Some pointed out that because Kuma’s firm never turns down low-budget jobs, the quality of his output varies widely — earning strong praise on generously funded overseas projects, while domestic public facilities sparked debate over the upkeep of exposed-concrete coatings and how design and construction responsibilities are divided. It was also noted, as something of a surprise within the thread, that “Kengo Kuma” refers to an individual person — one who, much like a manga artist, runs an organized studio that actually produces the designs.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Kengo Kuma to receive lifetime achievement award, second Japanese honoree after Tadao Ando — international architects’ group: “reinterpreted Japanese tradition in a contemporary context”.”

  • Ocean’s nuisance starfish repurposed to repel farm pests — with a stench ‘too strong to measure’

    Nikkei reported on an effort to ferment starfish — long treated as a nuisance in the ocean and culled and discarded in huge numbers — into a repellent whose overpowering stench keeps farm pests away. It’s a clever twist: turning waste starfish into a deterrent. On 5ch’s Science News+ board, the discussion mixed worry that the powerful smell might bother neighbors with hope that it could work against bears and wild boar. The thread expanded to cover starfish and sea urchin trivia, as well as opinions that seafood should be put to more use as fertilizer.

    LBS Local Business Satellite

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    August 26, 2026, 10:00 AM

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:33
    If they spread this near my place, I'd die (from the smell)
    3AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:54
    Seems like it'd mess with the crops too
    4AnonymousSep 1, 2026 22:58
    Hoping this works on bears
    6AnonymousSep 1, 2026 23:16
    Won't it make the crops smell too?
    7AnonymousSep 1, 2026 23:34
    Back in the day we fermented poop in cesspits for fertilizer — now we ferment starfish for stench-powered pest control? Fermentation really runs deep
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:21
    Wild boar think 'the stinkier, the better,' so they might actually come rub themselves on it
    9AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:23
    So starfish get around by spinning through the air like shuriken, huh (sarcastic jab about how they'd even reach the farms)
    10AnonymousSep 2, 2026 00:42
    Starfish numbers are dropping from rising sea temps too — bet nobody factored that in
    11AnonymousSep 2, 2026 01:00
    Hey, did you know sea urchins are starfish eggs? Each of those little pop-pop bits grows into one, and they're spiky so fish won't eat them (fake trivia, not true)
    12AnonymousSep 2, 2026 07:36
    Re: #1
    Yoshida Fisheries' Super-Stench Power vs. S.T. Chemical's Deodorizing Power (a parody matchup — 消臭力/"Deodorizing Power" is a real air-freshener brand)

    FIGHT!!
    14AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:18
    Won't the neighbors complain?
    15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:34
    In the countryside, 'nearby' covers a distance city folk can't even imagine, so it's fine
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:49
    ✦ Starfish smell like sulfur compounds such as hydrogen sulfide mixed with ammonia,
    17AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:51
    Seafood waste should be used more as land fertilizer — desalting and drying it is a hassle, but the payoff is worth it. Especially important for Japan, which has to import basically all its phosphorus.
    19AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:08
    Plants stink too, though
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:40
    Bear: 'Whoa, what's this delicious smell?!'
    21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:04
    Stinky stuff tastes great — funazushi (fermented crucian carp sushi), Nordic canned herring (i.e. surströmming)
    22AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:49
    Maybe it's because chocolate is a fermented food too — foreign chocolate bars, like American ones, sometimes smell faintly like poop when you unwrap them lol. That was a whole thing online a while back

    Background and key points of discussion

    In Japanese coastal waters, starfish have long been culled in large numbers as “pests” that damage fixed fishing nets and aquaculture farms, then disposed of as industrial waste. The idea of fermenting them into a strong-smelling repellent aims to tackle waste reuse and wildlife damage at the same time. Opinion in the thread split between concern that the powerful odor could cause friction with neighbors, and skepticism about real-world effectiveness, since animals like wild boar reportedly get drawn to strong smells rather than repelled by them. Neither point can be verified from the article alone, and no actual field-test data from farms was presented. The suggestion that “seafood should be used more as fertilizer” reflects the fact that Japan relies almost entirely on imports for phosphate rock, though the thread didn’t address the cost challenges involved.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Science News+) thread “Ocean’s nuisance starfish repurposed to repel farm pests — with a stench ‘too strong to measure’.”

  • BOJ Weighs September Rate Hike to 1.25% — 5ch: ‘Won’t Work Unless It’s 1.5%’

    On September 1, Bank of Japan Governor Kazuo Ueda indicated that the BOJ will consider a rate hike at its next policy meeting on September 17–18. The leading proposal would raise the policy rate from around 1% to around 1.25%, with Ueda also noting that inflation is approaching the 2% target. His comments came a day after U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urged the BOJ to raise rates. On 5ch, opinions flew over just how big the hike should be, with some arguing “1.25% isn’t enough” and others insisting “it should be 1.5%,” while others voiced concern over the impact on variable-rate mortgage holders and a possible rise in small business bankruptcies. The debate centered less on whether to hike than on how far to go.

    [Asheville, Kyodo] Bank of Japan Governor Kazuo Ueda said on the 1st that the BOJ intends to consider raising its policy interest rate at its next monetary policy meeting on the 17th and 18th. “We want to discuss this at every meeting, including the next one,” he said. The leading proposal is to raise the rate from around 1% to around 1.25%. He also said the BOJ would keep watching the effects of its past rate hikes, explaining that “we will manage policy while also factoring in the risk that prices could run higher than expected.” He spoke at a press conference following the G20 finance ministers and central bank governors’ meeting in the United States.

    Ueda indicated that the underlying inflation rate the BOJ focuses on has “gotten quite close to the 2% price stability target.” He also revealed that he met with U.S. Treasury Secretary Bessent on August 30, saying, “We were able to have a productive discussion on a range of topics.”

    At a separate press conference on September 1, Bessent called on Japan to move away from its accommodative monetary policy of keeping interest rates low, pressing the BOJ to hike. While crediting the Abe administration’s “Abenomics” economic policy with achieving results, he remarked that “now is the era of Takaichinomics,” and also had pointed comments about Japan’s fiscal management.

    Source: 47news.jp / Read the original article

    2AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:35
    Won't work unless it's 1.5%
    124AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    Re: #2
    Leak "1.25%" to the media as usual, then quietly surprise everyone with 1.5% — that might actually stop the yen's slide.
    Zombie companies would get weeded out.
    187AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:23
    Re: #124
    Ueda can't pull another "Ueda shock" lolol (a reference to the market turmoil his earlier surprise rate hike triggered)
    3AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:36
    Interest payments on government bonds are expected to hit a record high of about ¥16.5888 trillion in the FY2027 budget request.

    That's just the interest payments alone.
    This is truly the devil's Abenomics.
    Devil's MMT.
    191AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:24
    Re: #3
    People who buy government bonds get the interest, so what's the problem?
    11AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:38
    Just as I thought, foreign pressure…!!
    Foreign pressure solves everything…!!
    27AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:44
    Re: #11
    Johnny's and Fuji TV both got cleaned up thanks to foreign pressure too, after all. (both talent agency/network scandals drew heavy foreign media scrutiny)
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:39
    The policy rate needs to hit 2% by the end of the year, but Ueda doesn't have the guts to raise it that far.
    51AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:52
    Re: #16
    It's not like "if Ueda's term happened to end this year, he could freely hike without worrying what comes after." This isn't just about Ueda alone.
    39AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:47
    Everyone's struggling with rising prices, yet the government and the BOJ actually condoned it all along — the weak yen, the inflation. Because more money moving around suits them.
    These guys are the real scumbags.
    60AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:56
    Re: #39
    The yen right now is just being watered down.
    61AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:56
    Why do ordinary people have to put up with companies doing hollow stock buybacks, going on shopping sprees buying up other companies, and jacking up prices nonstop even though they're already profitable? Companies only look out for their shareholders, not their consumers.
    Stop messing around and just raise rates already. Damn it.
    65AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:58
    Re: #61
    For a while, all that'll happen is the extra interest cost just gets tacked onto prices.
    74AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:02
    Too tame.
    Just jack it straight up to 5%.
    That'd bring the dollar down to around 105 yen.
    Even if stocks crash to 20,000 and mortgage defaults spike, most people would still come out ahead.
    95AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:14
    Re: #74
    There's no way raising it to 5% now stops at 105 yen.

    If that happened, Japan's rates would clearly be higher than the US's, and the yen-dollar relationship would flip into a high-yield currency from a country running a huge current account surplus versus a low-yield currency from a country running a huge deficit — the yen could break clean through that and surge all the way to around 50 to the dollar.
    97AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:17
    Regional banks and credit unions might start dropping like flies.
    If that happens, regional economies collapse.
    A Japan-triggered global depression might not be far off.
    132AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:43
    Re: #97
    Regional banks and credit unions would rake it in, lending to businesses and issuing mortgages at higher rates. Bank stocks are up across the board.
    Worried about bad loans from a wave of small business failures? Those small firms were only being kept alive by policy in a zero-rate environment where they weren't making any real profit anyway.
    116AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:34
    Feel bad for anyone who took out a variable-rate mortgage lol
    127AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:39
    Re: #116
    For people who bought 5 years ago, payments jump to 1.25x starting next year (simple math).

    On top of that, the property tax reduction runs out too.

    And if you've got kids, you might be hitting junior high, high school, or college tuition around the same time.

    Easy to say, but this could bring on a real recession.
    121AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:37
    At 1.25%, they'll need another hike before the year's out.
    122AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:38
    Re: #121
    December's when the next hike's expected.
    133AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:44
    People say "let the zombie companies die," but

    isn't that just saying "go full survival-of-the-fittest neoliberalism"?

    Guess Koizumi and Takenaka were right all along. (the early-2000s PM and economy minister behind Japan's market reform push)
    135AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:46
    Re: #133
    Setting aside things like abolishing layoff restrictions, there really are way too many pointless zombie companies.
    141AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:49
    Re: #133
    Isn't that one reason wages aren't rising? If the labor shortage is real, I think it's fine to let them go under.
    151AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:57
    Re: #149
    There'll be a wave of small business bankruptcies.
    155AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:58
    Re: #151
    And that's a problem how?
    163AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:02
    Re: #155
    Even solid, well-run companies rely on bank loans for working capital. When rates rise, profits shrink. With the government pressuring companies to raise wages, social insurance costs climbing, and now profits getting squeezed by higher rates too, bankruptcies are bound to increase.

    Apparently this year's projected corporate bankruptcies are running at 200% of last year's.
    170AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:06
    Re: #163
    Sure, if you assume interest payments go up while sales, prices, and profits all stay frozen, of course it looks dire lol. That's the exact same scare tactic economic commentators have been recycling forever lol.
    179AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:14
    Re: #163
    Yeah.
    So what's the problem with that?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The BOJ’s policy rate has been rising in stages since it ended negative rates in March 2024, and the leading proposal now is another 0.25-point increase from the current roughly 1% level. The real point of contention is how large the hike should be: some in the thread call 1.25% “too tame” and push for jumping straight to 5%, while others offer the more sober observation that, given long-term rates are already in the 3% range, even 1.5% wouldn’t count as a positive surprise — views on the right size of the hike are split. One point that’s easy to misjudge is just how big an impact the hike could have on variable-rate mortgage holders: those who borrowed five years ago could see repayments rise to roughly 1.25 times their current level, and the timing coincides with other rising costs, like the expiration of property tax reductions. There’s also a clash between the view that rate hikes will weed out small and mid-sized businesses and the view that they’re actually a tailwind for regional banks and credit unions thanks to improved lending margins — worth remembering that neither view alone tells the whole story.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[BOJ] Considering a September Rate Hike — 1.25% the Leading Figure.”

  • Matchmaking Party Requires ‘Same Surname’ — Suzuki and Sato Singles Only, No More Name-Change Headaches

    A matchmaking party designed for people who don’t want to change their surname after marriage — limiting participants to those who already share a surname, like “Suzuki” or “Sato” — is drawing attention online. With Japan’s selective dual-surname system for married couples still not a reality, the idea is that if both partners already have the same last name, there’s no paperwork to file and no emotional friction over changing names. Organizers say they want to “reduce the number of people who hesitate to marry because of the surname-change issue.” On 5ch, some praised it as “a clever idea,” while others gave a cooler response, asking “would people really go this far just to keep a specific surname?” The thread also branched into a broader talk about surnames themselves, with some pointing out that names like “Saito” or “Watanabe” — which share a pronunciation but can be written with different characters — might actually cause friction even within a same-surname matchmaking event.

    With the selective dual-surname system for married couples still unrealized, matchmaking parties pairing people who already share a surname are drawing attention.

    “We want to reduce, even a little, the number of people who hesitate to marry because of a surname change.” That’s the sentiment behind the event, according to its organizers.

    [At a glance] An illustration of “maiden name only” listings

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:58
    Ah, that's actually a pretty smart idea
    89AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:25
    Re: #4
    Saito's confusing, there are like several different ways to write it
    95AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:29
    Re: #89
    The "sai" kanji is an absolute pain
    7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 11:58
    I know a woman who said her surname was too plain and she wanted to marry just to change it
    52AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:14
    Re: #7
    Matsutoya Yumi, maybe? (the singer known for taking a fancier surname when she married)
    20AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:02
    Do people really want to be a Suzuki or Sato that badly? lol
    41AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:10
    Re: #20
    Nah. I'm the eldest son of an eldest son, and I don't get it at all
    98AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:30
    Re: #20
    There was a guy named Yamada at my old job who hated how common his surname was, so he took his wife's name when he got married
    24AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:05
    So from the start of dating you'd already be calling each other by first names?
    26AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:05
    Names like "Saito" or "Katsumata" seem like they'd cause arguments lol
    188AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:42
    Re: #26
    "Watanabe" too
    31AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:07
    I married someone with the same surname as me — skipping all the paperwork was so easy
    48AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:12
    Re: #31
    Not having to update your bank accounts, driver's license, etc. — that's nice
    44AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:11
    Names with "taka" might cause trouble too, like the "ladder-taka" variant (an alternate kanji form of 高)
    59AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:15
    Re: #44
    Oh, that's actually a thing?
    This might cause more friction than marrying someone with a totally different surname.
    Since the pronunciation is identical, whoever "gave in" on which character to use would probably feel it for a long time
    71AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:20
    If you're going to whine about something that minor, you won't get anything done in life.
    Women like that don't make good mothers either — hard pass
    73AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:21
    What exactly is so bad about changing your name? Sure, the initial paperwork is a hassle, but I don't get why people refuse it that strongly.
    I could understand it if you were a celebrity or well-known in some specific field, though
    83AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:23
    Re: #73
    Because it makes tax evasion easier to get caught
    100AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:31
    Re: #73
    Probably because their surname is tied to their identity
    123AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:40
    There can't be that many people who absolutely refuse to give up being a Sato or Suzuki
    183AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:19
    Re: #123
    Thanks to my parents' divorce, I never got to keep my dad's surname, Sato.
    There are kids like me out there, you know!
    The thought of carrying my mother's surname forever used to depress me,
    so I decided I'd definitely take my wife's surname when I got married!
    …except I'm still single (´・ω・`)
    127AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:44
    Re: #98
    My wife hated that her maiden name got her nicknamed "Panasonic," so she took my surname instead.
    145AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:04
    Re: #127
    For the older generation it'd be "National," be honest (Panasonic's old brand name)
    172AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:39
    Re: #127
    Was her maiden name Matsushita, by any chance? (founder of Panasonic/National)
    132AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:49
    "I decided to marry my boyfriend because we already have the same surname!"
    What kind of dumb reasoning is that lol
    140AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:58
    Re: #132
    Well if it's about actually getting married and not just dating, that reasoning's fine
    137AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:55
    Isn't there a same-*sex* matchmaking party too? (a pun: 同性 "same-sex" and 同姓 "same-surname" are both pronounced "dōsei")

    Background and Key Points

    Japan’s Civil Code requires married couples to share a single surname, and in practice it’s overwhelmingly the wife who changes hers. Introducing a selective dual-surname system has been debated in the Diet for years, but no legal reform has passed yet. This matchmaking party sidesteps that legal wall with a practical idea: if both partners already share a surname, the whole issue of changing names never comes up in the first place. What sets it apart is that it’s less a statement on the policy debate itself and more a personal workaround for how to marry. The disagreement in the thread came down to differing views on whether this idea is “rational” or “going too far” — a gap that likely reflects how differently people experience the burden and emotional weight of changing their name. It’s also worth noting, though the original article doesn’t mention it, that surnames like “Saito” or “Watanabe,” which share a pronunciation but have multiple possible character forms, could still create new points of friction over which characters to use — even within a same-surname-only matchmaking pool.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Breaking News Plus) thread “Matchmaking Party Requires ‘Same Surname’ — Suzuki, Sato… Recruiting Each Round, Organizers Say ‘Aiming to Solve the Surname-Change Problem’.”

  • Xbox Series X Price Surges to ¥117,980 in Japan

    It’s become a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board that the Japanese price of the Xbox Series X has climbed to ¥117,980, with the Series S now at ¥82,480. Some posters recalled being able to buy one for around ¥50,000 at launch, and a stream of comments expressed shock at just how much prices have jumped. The thread also saw comparisons to the PS5, which can still be bought for around ¥55,000, complaints about consoles barely appearing on store shelves due to shortages, and a split of opinion over whether the Japanese release of GTA6 will even be subject to CERO (the Computer Entertainment Rating Organization) review.

    1AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:24
    Why are you guys pretending not to know?
    5AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:26
    So this is what they call the "fair price," huh.
    Which means the other two companies were…
    13AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:35
    Re: #5
    Japanese manufacturers streamline production so hard, their costs must've dropped a ton, right?
    8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:32
    It's not that they're looking away — it was never even on their radar to begin with.
    16AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:38
    Getting a Series X for ¥50,000 was basically a miracle.
    Never imagined it'd more than double.

    Didn't think we'd see the day when buying on launch day was the smartest move.
    24AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:52
    Re: #16
    You can still get a PS5 for ¥55,000 though lol
    28AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:56
    Re: #24
    Isn't that the Japan-only limited edition?
    29AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:56
    Re: #24
    But it's a PlayStation, right?
    And it only runs the Japanese-region version.
    Doesn't even have a disc drive, does it?

    Plus it looks like they might be pulling out of the market, which is kind of scary.
    That's probably why they're dumping it this cheap.
    31AnonymousSep 2, 2026 12:59
    What kind of censorship would even justify a ¥60,000 price gap lol. Doesn't matter if you buy Ace Combat or Onimusha, you can't play them without the hardware.
    MS got cold feet and pushed Fable back, so it's nothing but Gears until next year lol
    34AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:01
    Re: #31
    GTA's whole selling point is the violence and sexual content, so if all of that gets censored out, isn't it basically a different game at that point?
    37AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:04
    Re: #34
    How do you know it's all being censored? There's zero info out on that yet.
    39AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:06
    Re: #34
    GTA5 sold like crazy, so of course 6 will too.
    35AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:01
    Crazy times — a Series X bought on launch day now resells for more than its original price.
    Not selling mine though.
    38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:05
    Re: #35
    Stores are refusing to buy them back, and they're barely selling on Mercari (Japan's biggest resale app) either.
    42AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:07
    Six figures (over ¥100,000) and still zero support measures.
    Xbox is pulling out of Japan for sure.
    47AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:12
    Re: #42
    Just buy the import version then.
    46AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:11
    Re: #43
    Censorship's actually gotten looser — even Resident Evil has an uncut gore version out now.
    Moral objections have never stopped anything before.
    What exactly is supposed to be getting stricter here?
    55AnonymousSep 2, 2026 13:38
    Re: #46
    You say Resident Evil has a gore version, but even that gore version is censored.
    67AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:00
    That's just speculation though.
    68AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:01
    Re: #67
    So you're saying there's a chance it won't even go through CERO (Japan's game ratings board)?
    74AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:07
    Re: #68
    I'm saying it's speculation that CERO would censor it that heavily.
    Are you trying to bring up Halloween as a comparison?
    You're gonna put splatter horror and crime action in the same category?
    71AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:04
    Scary thing is, at this price it's not just failing to move — it's basically sold out everywhere.
    72AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:05
    Re: #71
    I mean, they're just not stocking Xbox at all anymore.
    Everyone's already given up on it.
    79AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:19
    Is looking up GTA5's CERO-rated version really that much to ask…
    81AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:23
    Re: #79
    Was the uncensored version of GTA5 worth paying an extra ¥60,000 for?
    80AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:19
    It's not confirmed yet that the Xbox version will actually be uncensored.
    Even the overseas version could trigger Japan's censorship rules the moment you switch it to Japanese subtitles.
    85AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:31
    Re: #80
    If there's no physical package release, it doesn't have to go through CERO.
    So there's no censorship at all.
    That's exactly why Gears E-Day isn't getting a physical release either.
    91AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:05
    Even if the question is how everyone feels about the price gap caused by censorship,
    it's meaningless unless we're all on the same page about what that censorship actually is first.
    If you're gonna dodge even agreeing on that much, there's nothing left to discuss lol
    93AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:26
    Re: #91
    I get that it's uncensored, but is it really worth going out of your way to buy an Xbox just for that?
    94AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:26
    The Series S was going for about ¥30,000 back then — an insane deal just as a machine to play Genshin Impact on. https://youtu.be/JaD7B1eFNTM?si=QcHvDRN8dR2eCbn1
    95AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:29
    Re: #94
    We're talking about now — bringing up old news like that doesn't really mean much.
    98AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:39
    The Xbox X25 has been sold out with zero follow-up since. That's exactly the kind of thing Microsoft always does.
    103AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:53
    Re: #98
    It's a limited edition, so isn't that just expected?
    99AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:42
    Haven't seen the console in person in a while. I do see the cheaper one (Series S) around sometimes though.
    100AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:43
    Re: #99
    Wow, you've actually seen one in person.
    I haven't seen it even once.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Xbox has a small market share in Japan and no domestic assembly or manufacturing base, so it functions essentially as an imported product. The weak yen and rising component costs are affecting game consoles across the board, but Xbox is in a position where price hikes tend to stand out the most. CERO (the Computer Entertainment Rating Organization), which came up repeatedly in the thread, is the body that reviews titles mainly when they’re sold as physical packages in domestic stores; download-only titles that skip physical packaging can sometimes be distributed without going through that review. The debate over whether the Japanese release of GTA6 will be uncensored stems from this difference in distribution formats, but as of this thread, Microsoft had made no official announcement, so it’s worth noting this remains purely speculation among posters.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, aka “Geha”) thread “Current Japan pricing: Xbox Series X at ¥117,980, Xbox Series S at ¥82,480 — the reality Geha keeps refusing to face”.