Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Tsubaki Factory’s “Moonlight Pas de Deux” Finally Drops After Six Months — 5ch: “This Kills the Song’s Charm”

    Tsubaki Factory’s official YouTube channel has released live footage of “Moonlight Pas de Deux” from “BAND LIVE 2026 SPRING ‘IGNITION,’” held on March 4, 2026 at Showa Women’s University Hitomi Memorial Hall in Tokyo. The original song is ballet-themed, and this performance features an unusual band arrangement instead of the standard version. On 5ch’s Hello! Project thread, reactions split between questioning why it took half a year after the concert to release the footage, and debate over whether the band arrangement actually works.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:30
    [Tsubaki Factory Channel]
    Tsubaki Factory "Moonlight Pas de Deux" BAND Live Ver.
    youtu.be/65qJmfx9E6M
    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:30
    tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65qJmfx9E6M

    This is live footage of "Moonlight Pas de Deux" from "Tsubaki Factory BAND LIVE 2026 SPRING 'IGNITION,'" held on Wednesday, March 4, 2026 at Showa Women's University Hitomi Memorial Hall in Tokyo.

    Keyboard / BandMaster: Ryohei Arahata
    Drums: Osamu Hitai
    Bass: Wataru Suzuki
    Guitar: Takashi Yamaguchi
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:30
    MOONLIGHT PAS DE DEUX IS HEEERE ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:31
    Ugh, the arrangement I hate
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:35
    If they'd at least dropped this last weekend, it could've helped sell the Budokan show
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:35
    Was wondering why now — ah, it's promo for the band live
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:36
    This one was great!
    The performance was top-notch too, and Saori's expressive faces really shine!
    But seriously, why now? They should've staggered it a week apart from "Aiueon"
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:36
    Oh, this is the one that hadn't gotten a video release yet
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:37
    There's some separately-shot camera work mixed in
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:45
    Pas de deux is ballet-themed, so doing a band arrangement just kills the song's charm
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:45
    Honestly the pas de deux didn't need a band arrangement
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    It's basically a different song at this point, but I'm into it as its own thing
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Tsubaki means band lives
    Band lives mean Tsubaki
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:59
    Tsubaki fans are getting fired up trying to make the new song go viral
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:04
    Re: #25
    The ones really obsessed with going viral right now are the Beyooooonds fans (another Hello! Project group) — X is going wild over them
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Haven't cast my hype vote for this week yet — which song do Tsubaki fans want it to go to?
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:04
    This song just doesn't feel right without Yagi
    29AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    Just put the hype votes all into Aiueon
    30AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    24 views in 40 minutes…
    That's rough
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    Re: #30
    Morning Musume's "oshikatsu" (fan-support activity) lecture video isn't gaining views either, so maybe it's a bug
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Yuumi's great, but honestly Marin, Moru, everyone's great too
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:13
    Kiki-chan: "I want to do it too"
    33AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    The wall of sound is insane
    But somehow none of it feels like it's getting in the way — impressive
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    They already threw everything into the vibes!
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Re: #28
    It's a tug-of-war between the people who want it to go viral and the people who'd rather it just slowly get recognized bit by bit until it's popular in the end
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Here comes the old-timer who rejects band arrangements across the board
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:23
    Standard reminder: Tsubaki's studio recordings are the real deal, so don't expect much from the live versions
    47AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:26
    Why isn't it the full version of Aiueon?
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:27
    Re: #47
    The full Aiueon will come too, right?
    I'll cry if it doesn't
    You should cry too
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:26
    Akiyama's held high D is the real highlight here
    Feels like they're saying "go out on this note" for her graduation (idol term for leaving the group)
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:29
    "Ai = Un + En + On" already got a live digest uploaded, so there might not be an MV after all
    Same pattern as "Ninmin Friends"
    51AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:30
    Isn't it a bit rough that the Hina-zu (the group's younger members) don't sing more at the start?
    52AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:31
    At the actual show the low end was hitting hard and it was insanely cool
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:31
    Are they doing this on the fall tour too?
    I've got tickets for Osaka, but if this is all I'm gonna see, maybe I'll just resell them
    54AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:32
    Re: #49
    The full version airing on Hello! Station (a Hello! Project TV show) could be months away
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:41
    Re: #54
    For "Mappira" and "Junai Crusher" the full versions dropped right after they aired on Hello! Station though
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:33
    If they can ditch old media like physical CDs and still make the business model work, that'd be great
    But please don't use Tsubaki as the test case lol
    58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:43
    They've left Summer Hello!'s "Mappira" sitting untouched for about a month now
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:44
    They don't even upload these in chronological order anymore, so I've stopped expecting anything
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:45
    It's boring without reproducibility
    And by reproducibility I mean from the viewer's side too

    In other words, a one-off show or a live-band performance done in only a few cities doesn't really count as reproducible
    Unless they do the same thing at every stop from Hokkaido to Kyushu, that is

    Background and Discussion Points

    The “Moonlight Pas de Deux” BAND LIVE footage was filmed at “Tsubaki Factory BAND LIVE 2026 SPRING ‘IGNITION,’” held on March 4, 2026 at Showa Women’s University Hitomi Memorial Hall in Tokyo, but its release came a full six months after the event — a lag that sparked discussion. The thread split mainly over two points. One was the arrangement itself: critics argued that “since the song is ballet-themed, a band arrangement kills its charm,” while supporters countered that “it’s basically a different song now, but that’s fine as its own thing.” The other was the release timing, with comments questioning “why now, after half a year” and noting that “releasing it last weekend could have helped drive attendance for the Budokan show.” Alongside this, some pointed out that other Hello! Project-related videos released around the same time were also seeing sluggish view counts, with a few users voicing concern about lukewarm engagement with official content overall. Whether the same arrangement will be performed again on the fall national tour remained unconfirmed as of the thread.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Tsubaki Factory “Moonlight Pas de Deux” BAND Live Ver.“

  • Pekora Overtaken by Sakura Miko in Concurrent Viewer Rankings — 5ch: “Miko and Subaru Run Things Now, Apparently”

    In VTuber concurrent-viewer-count (“dōsetsu”) rankings, Usada Pekora — long considered a top-tier performer — has increasingly found herself trailing Sakura Miko and Ōzora Subaru, sparking discussion on 5ch. Some posters admitted “Pekora and Sakura Miko are about the only names I even recognize,” while others offered a sharper take: “being in the rankings doesn’t mean the stream is actually good.” Meanwhile, a comment claiming “Miko and Subaru seem to run things now” drew some agreement, with opinions split over whether raw concurrent-viewer numbers really reflect a stream’s quality.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:42
    Wait, isn't Pekora supposed to be number one?
    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:43
    And the #2 spot is someone I've never even heard of
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:43
    No clue who that is
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:44
    Re: #3
    You've at least heard the name, come on
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:43
    I know Pekora and Sakura Miko, that's about it
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:45
    Apparently Sakura Miko and Ōzora Subaru run the show now
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:46
    The Sakura Miko I know
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:48
    Isn't Marine supposed to be the queen?
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:50
    Re: #9
    Has Marine ever actually taken the top spot?
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:49
    Funny thing is, none of the people on this list are actually entertaining
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:50
    Re: #11
    Are there any entertaining ones who *aren't* on the list, then?
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:50
    It's just concurrent viewers, though
    Still, she's been losing to Subaru a lot lately
    68AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:54
    Re: #19
    Guess Subaru's era has arrived
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:51
    Sad, battling over numbers that aren't even yours
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:52
    Re: #27
    Who's your oshi (favorite)?
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:51
    Re: #26
    Subaru's genuinely entertaining
    even with that raspy voice

    Background and Talking Points

    “Dōsetsu” refers to the number of concurrent viewers during a livestream — a metric routinely compared and ranked both within and across VTuber talent agencies. However, these figures are usually just snapshots tied to a specific broadcast (a collab, a gaming tournament, an anniversary stream, etc.), not a constant measure of overall popularity. It’s worth noting that the thread title’s word “defeated” is exaggerated clickbait built around a single one-off comparison. As one comment in the thread put it — “the only names I recognize are Pekora and Sakura Miko” — the discussion highlighted that even VTubers who top the concurrent-viewer charts don’t necessarily have equal name recognition with the wider public. Sharper comments also noted that “having the numbers doesn’t mean the stream is actually good,” reflecting a recurring debate in gauging VTuber popularity: concurrent-viewer counts and actual stream quality don’t always line up.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Usada Pekora, the “Queen of VTubers,” Defeated by Sakura Miko in Concurrent Viewer Rankings.”

  • Yonsentoshin’s Goto Reveals Dire Financial Struggles — Quit His Gym Because ‘I Couldn’t Afford It Anymore’

    Yonsentoshin’s Takumi Goto revealed he’s in dire financial straits while discussing the group’s future with his partner, Ryota Ishibashi, in a segment on their official YouTube channel. According to a Yahoo News report on the 3rd, Goto said he had quit a gym he used to attend because he could no longer afford the membership. On 5ch, many took the explanation — that TV appearances, live bookings, and YouTube revenue were all scarce — at face value and used it as a springboard to preach the importance of asset management, while others were skeptical he could really be that hard up given how much he used to earn, splitting opinion on how to read the confession.

    9/3 (Thu) 21:10

    Comedy trio Yonsentoshin updated their official YouTube channel by the 3rd, and in it, Takumi Goto (29) revealed he’s facing serious financial difficulties.

    The video was part of a segment where he discussed the group’s future with his partner, Ryota Ishibashi.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:14
    For it to turn out like this the very next day, Marukome's got nothing to do with it lol (Marukome = a Japanese miso brand; likely a non-sequitur joke)
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:15
    This is why I keep saying save your money. You're a one-hit wonder, after all. Learn some asset management. Respect to Neko Hiroshi for doing it right. (Neko Hiroshi, a comedian known for smart money moves)
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:15
    2019: ¥44 million
    2020: ¥28 million
    2021: ¥18 million
    2022: ¥9 million
    2023: ¥6 million
    2024: ¥5 million
    2025: ¥5 million
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:18
    Should've invested in something like apartment management, the way Koume Dayu did. (Koume Dayu, a comedian known for real-estate investing)
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:18
    Saying 'I've got plenty of money, I earned a ton before' would just make people resent him
    so playing the 'look how pathetic I am now' card is probably the smarter move.
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:19
    Re: #11
    TV work: nothing
    No bookings either
    YouTube: nothing

    He genuinely has no money…
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:20
    It's all a lie.
    These guys pull in at least ¥200,000 a gig.
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:21
    Re: #15
    There's not three of us anymore, so that's gone too…
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:45
    Re: #15
    60% goes to the agency, leaving ¥80,000 split three ways, minus travel costs and taxes
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:22
    Re: #16
    Fewer people means a bigger cut each.
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:22
    Re: #18
    No, it means there's less work to go around…
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:23
    There's no way he's actually that broke.
    Any comedian who gets TV appearances should've made decent money.
    Well, maybe he just blew it all, though.
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:24
    Re: #22
    Lived in a luxury high-rise, burned through his cash,
    lost his work, and now here he is…
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:23
    If he's nice to Matsumoto, maybe he'll get something in the will. (Hitoshi Matsumoto, veteran comedy legend)
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:25
    Re: #24
    Who's Matsumoto?
    Isn't the actual member Tsuzuki?
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:24
    He used to live in a luxury high-rise condo, and now look how far he's fallen.
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:24
    Yonsentoshin's time in the spotlight was as short as a sparkler burning out.
    Well, if you say it's just because they didn't have the talent, there's not much comeback to that.
    71AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:08
    Re: #26
    Even among fellow '7th Generation' comedians, Seiya's talk-show skills were on a whole different level — comparing them to him felt almost silly.
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:24
    It's probably because it's a gym running several hundred thousand yen a month, right?
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:26
    Lol the YouTube video has 2 million views.
    That's seriously popular.
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:29
    Comedians don't really gain anything by playing up how broke they are — what's he going for?
    42AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:32
    Re: #36
    Maybe playing up being broke makes for better material?
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:30
    Asset management really matters.
    If he'd bought even one condo unit back when he was popular and rented it out,
    he could've had steady income by now.
    47AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:40
    Re: #38
    My impression is he wasn't popular long enough to save up that much anyway.
    But if he'd banked what he spent on that high-rise rent, he'd probably be a lot more relaxed now.
    40AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:31
    Renting a luxury high-rise apartment to aim for the top was pretty cool though lol
    Keep grinding, man lol
    52AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:46
    They got hyped up as 'the stars of the 7th Generation!' with everyone screaming over them, but I never really got the appeal.
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:07
    Re: #52
    For some reason they were popular with high school girls.

    But the '7th Generation' boom fizzled out fast,
    and the '6.5 Generation' — guys like Kamaitachi and Dian — rose up in their place, and that's where things stand now.
    63AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:00
    Gyms really run the gamut.
    This is probably one of those places with monthly fees in the tens of thousands, maybe even over ¥100,000.
    Regular people pay a few thousand yen.
    70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:08
    Re: #63
    A city-run gym would run you a few hundred yen.
    66AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:04
    He should switch up his persona.
    There's never been a comedian who stayed popular being gloomy, deadpan, and mumbling without ever cracking a smile.
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:12
    Re: #66
    But that's literally where Hitoshi Matsumoto started out.
    Matsumoto mumbled too, but he kept landing genius one-liners over and over.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Comedians’ income is structured so that booking fees are split with the agency, with travel costs and taxes deducted from there — meaning that when TV exposure drops, booking income tends to collapse right along with it. It’s worth noting that the year-by-year earnings figures cited in the thread (from ¥44 million in 2019 down to ¥5 million in 2025) come from posters’ speculation and hearsay, not any official statement from Goto himself, and shouldn’t be taken as confirmed fact. The debate split over whether he’s genuinely struggling: some took the claim that TV work, bookings, and YouTube revenue were all scarce at face value, while others were vocal in suspecting it might be for show, given how much he presumably earned before. The discussion also touched on how Yonsentoshin won over a young fanbase early in the ‘7th Generation’ comedian boom, only for that popularity to prove short-lived — cited as part of the backdrop to his current money troubles.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread “Yonsentoshin’s Goto Reveals Dire Financial Struggles — Quit His Gym Because ‘I Couldn’t Afford It Anymore’.”

  • Tokyo Curry Expo drops Komeo’s restaurant “Kaniwo” after food poisoning at Azabu-Juban Summer Festival

    Tokyo’s “Curry Expo,” opening September 11 at Shinjuku Ward’s Okubo Park, has announced that “Kaniwo,” the restaurant run by chef Komeo, will no longer be taking part. At the Azabu-Juban Summer Festival held on the 22nd and 23rd of last month, customers who ate Komeo’s “chilled crab ramen” reported food poisoning symptoms one after another, and Minato Ward has confirmed the cause as Salmonella food poisoning. The ward issued Komeo’s restaurant, “Kappo Komeo,” a seven-day business suspension order running from September 3 to 9. On 5ch, opinions were split over whether the cause lay in the ingredients or in staff hygiene management.

    On the 3rd, the “Tokyo Curry Expo” — running from the 11th of this month through the 7th of next month at Shinjuku Ward’s Okubo Park — updated its X (formerly Twitter) account to announce that “Kaniwo” would be withdrawing from the event.

    “Kaniwo” is run by Komeo, a chef who rose to fame after appearing on the one-minute knockout fighting tournament “BreakingDown.” The restaurant had been scheduled to serve “Crab Curry THE CURRY” at the event. However, at the “Azabu-Juban Summer Festival” held on the 22nd and 23rd of last month, a string of customers reported food poisoning symptoms. On the 3rd, Minato Ward announced it had confirmed the cause as Salmonella food poisoning traced to the “chilled crab ramen” sold by Komeo’s restaurant, and issued a seven-day business suspension order — effective that same day through the 9th of this month — to Komeo’s restaurant “Kappo Komeo.”

    The Tokyo Curry Expo account stated: “In light of announcements from the relevant authorities regarding the food poisoning incident at the Azabu-Juban Festival, we have decided to cancel Kaniwo’s planned participation in the Tokyo Curry Expo.” It added that “Spice and Vegetable Yumemin” would appear in its place.

    Source: sanspo.com / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:06
    Pretty sure he caused a food poisoning outbreak……
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:07
    He doesn't seem that attached to the restaurant business anyway, he'll probably bounce back with some new venture soon.
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:08
    Turns out fugu and crab are the same thing, huh


    Komeo
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:10
    I really wanted to try that chilled crab curry…
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:10
    What I actually want to know is whether Minato Ward had even approved the chilled ramen in the first place.
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:10
    And after all this, the crab ramen shop Kaniwo is apparently still open for business as usual.
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:11
    🍛 Guess it's becoming a 'hand-mixed curry' contest lol
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:12
    It's interesting how some people get sick and others don't.
    Guess gut strength is a real thing.
    67AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:32
    Re: #25
    That's the scary part — even with no symptoms, your organs could still be damaged, and health problems or suffering could show up down the line.
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:34
    Re: #25
    Isn't it simply whether the person who cooked it was a carrier or not?
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:13
    Ramen one day, curry the next — no consistency at all.
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:15
    So they were actually about to serve Salmonella curry? That was close.
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:15
    Curry can cause food poisoning too, you know.
    Smart call pulling out.
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:16
    I posted this in another thread too, but I don't think the soy milk soup was likely the cause.
    That day, right next to the crab ramen stall, there was a chilled curry udon stand produced by Hana Imai, and I think the two shared the soy milk soup between them — for cost and prep reasons.
    Since no food poisoning came from the chilled curry udon, I don't think it was the soy milk itself — more likely it was Salmonella that got onto an employee's hands or something.
    Maybe it was the wash water used when chilling the ramen.
    42AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:17
    If the staff member who tested positive for Salmonella also ate the chilled crab ramen, it might have come through the ingredients. Or that staff member could have been a carrier all along and gotten it on their hands after using the bathroom.
    Either way, the real cause is still unknown.
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:21
    Re: #42
    That's gotta be it, right
    An employee whose stool tested positive touched the food without washing their hands after using the toilet lol
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:20
    So basically someone plated the crab with filthy hands straight from the bathroom?
    51AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:21
    Okubo Park × curry × crab 🦀

    It was an impressive combo in its own way…
    Well, with this rain, humidity, and heat, though….
    54AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:22
    Main causes of Salmonella food poisoning
    Careless storage temperature: leaving food at room temperature (especially 20-40°C/68-104°F) lets bacteria multiply explosively. This is common in cases like 'leftover freshly-made food sat out indoors for several hours' or 'wasn't refrigerated right away.'
    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:30
    Apparently Salmonella turned up in an employee's stool sample.
    So it really is curry then (an old joke — poop resembles curry).
    68AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:33
    Re: #65
    So it was the secret ingredient, huh?
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:40
    Feel bad for whichever shop got roped in to replace this one.
    80AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:49
    Re: #77
    ttps://www.fujiland.co.jp/business/food/

    It's Fuji(land), apparently.
    81AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:49
    Crab curry left to sit overnight — sounds delicious. (sarcasm: overnight curry is a classic food-poisoning risk)
    84AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:00
    Re: #81
    They say the deadly poisonous destroying angel mushroom tastes great too.

    Background and key points of this story

    Administrative penalties for food poisoning are issued under the Food Sanitation Act once a public health center identifies the facility responsible. Salmonella typically spreads through undercooked ingredients or secondary contamination via an infected employee’s hands, and on 5ch opinions were split over whether ingredients or staff hygiene were to blame. It’s easy to overlook, though, that what Minato Ward confirmed as the cause was not the “crab curry” planned for the Tokyo Curry Expo, but the “chilled crab ramen” sold at the Azabu-Juban Summer Festival. The withdrawal from the Curry Expo was a voluntary decision made by the organizers in response to the incident — no bacteria were actually detected in the curry itself. Chef Komeo is known for moving into the restaurant business after starting out on the fighting event “BreakingDown,” and that background is part of why this incident has drawn so much attention.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Tokyo Curry Expo announces Kaniwo’s withdrawal after food poisoning at Azabu-Juban Summer Festival.”

  • BanG Dream! Poppin’Party Covers ‘Moré! Mi Amore’ — Gacha Sales Hit ¥148 Million in a Month

    The in-game band Poppin’Party from the smartphone game ‘BanG Dream! Girls Band Party!’ covering the song ‘Moré! Mi Amore’ became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. Fans noted the voice cast reportedly got genuinely hyped during the live stream, and the thread also re-introduced the five voice actresses behind the band — including Megumi as Kasumi Toyama and Sae Otsuka as Tae Hanazono. Discussion ranged from whether the song choice really suits Poppin’Party, to the observation that a lot of the cast are Hello! Project fans themselves, to the eye-popping figure that gacha sales for August alone hit ¥148 million — pushing the thread from song-choice debate all the way into revenue numbers.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:44
    What even is 'BanG Dream! Girls Band Party!'?
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:46
    This one genuinely sold well.
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:47
    These guys play bigger venues than Hello! Project does.
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:49
    Surely it's about time for a Taiko no Tatsujin tie-in.
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:49
    Pretty sure they've covered golden-era songs before.
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:50
    Just shove it into one of Tsunku's games already.
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:51
    Lighter on their feet than [email protected]
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:52
    This is the real deal.
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:52
    'GaruBan' and 'GaruPa' — so easy to mix up (fan nicknames for two different games with near-identical names).
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:53
    During the live stream, the voice cast was genuinely hyped.
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:53
    Bet the haters are salty about this one lol
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:54
    Makes sense — a lot of the female cast are Hello! Project / Juice=Juice fans.
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:55
    Poppin'Party
    Kasumi Toyama (voiced by Megumi)
    Tae Hanazono (voiced by Sae Otsuka)
    Rimi Ushigome (voiced by Rimi Nishimoto)
    Saaya Yamabuki (voiced by Ayaka Ohashi)
    Arisa Ichigaya (voiced by Ayasa Ito)
    46AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:56
    Total 'Moré Mi' energy at a glance (fan shorthand for the song title).
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:57
    Sae Otsuka
    She's also kept in touch with Reon Inoue of the idol group Juice=Juice ever since the two appeared together on a radio show.[13]
    Ayasa Ito
    Among idols, she's a Hello! Project fan, and especially loves BEYOOOOONDS.[16]
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:57
    Didn't they sing an [email protected] song at some point too?
    61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:57
    Ayasa Ito 🧈🍼 Photobook 'Ayasage' on sale now .•♥
    @ayasa_ito
    #HelloProjectStreamingUnlocked
    Playlist 1⃣ 'If I Were a Hello! Member'

    If I were a Hello! Project member, these are the songs I'd want to perform:
    ・At a Hello! Con shuffle unit
    ・If I won the lottery at Hina Fes
    ・At a solo fes

    Hope you enjoy 🤲🏻
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    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:58
    It's a song that really lets them show off their vocal chops, so the voice-actor diehards (seibuta) are probably thrilled too.
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:59
    Voice-actor otaku and idol otaku used to clash back in the day — wonder how that dynamic looks now.
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:00
    Wait, it's Poppin'Party?
    Wouldn't Afterglow fit it better?
    74AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:00
    They've covered golden-era songs before, so it tracks.
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:01
    If it's Megumi, she can probably actually pull it off vocally.
    76AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:01
    Man, BanG Dream, that takes me back.
    Poppin'Party's doing it? Feels like it could've gone to a different group just as easily.
    86AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:03
    I was picturing RAISE A SUILEN or Afterglow doing this, but nope, it's Poppin'Party.
    90AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:14
    Check the gacha sales —
    they pulled in ¥148 million in August alone.
    These guys are killing it.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    In the thread, ‘Moré! Mi Amore’ is only ever referred to as a ‘song from the golden era,’ with no further detail given on the original track’s origins. The main point of contention was whether the song choice actually fits — several posters argued that a different group’s style, such as Afterglow’s, would have suited it better than Poppin’Party’s, while others defended the pick by noting that voice actress Megumi and others have a track record of covering golden-era Hello! Project songs. A second thread of conversation centered on the ties between the cast and Hello! Project itself, highlighting Sae Otsuka’s ongoing relationship with Juice=Juice’s Reon Inoue and Ayasa Ito’s love of BEYOOOOONDS, which led some to reminisce about the once-fierce rivalry between voice-actor fans and idol fans and how that dynamic looks today. Note that the ¥148 million figure is total gacha sales for the month of August as a whole, not a number reflecting the reaction to this cover specifically — an easy point to misread.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread ‘BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! Covers ‘Moré! Mi Amore’ wwwwwwwwww‘.

  • Why Do Card Gamers Smell So Bad? Rapper Ryofu Karuma’s Take Sparks Reactions

    Rapper Ryofu Karuma wrote a piece for Yahoo! News tackling the “card shop stench problem” that’s been making the rounds on social media for years. He described how some shops, fed up with the pungent odor given off by players crowding card shops and dueling spaces, have taken to posting signs urging customers to mind their smell — and dug into just why players end up smelling so bad. On 5ch, commenters offered theories ranging from unwashed clothes (rather than body odor itself) to sweaty palms from gripping cards during matches, with opinions split on just how serious the problem really is.

    Thu, Sep 3, 17:32

    The card shop stench problem has been a recurring topic on parts of social media for several years now. Fed up with the pungent odor coming off the card players (not sure if that’s even the right term for them) gathering in card shops and dueling spaces, some stores have started putting up signs — or posting mentions online — urging customers to be mindful of their smell.

    For someone like me who hasn’t touched a card game since collecting SD Gundam Carddass as a kid, this whole thing was a mystery — the kind of morbid curiosity where, instead of wanting to look at something scary, I wanted to sniff out something smelly. But it never went beyond speculation.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:23
    If I'm post #2, this week's workout gains triple (classic 5ch "if this number" jinx post)
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:24
    Re: #2
    If I'm #3, then #2 is just flab
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:32
    Guess they spend more time on their hobby than in the bath.
    Shows how into it they are.
    Still a nuisance though.
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:33
    Eh, my bath's been broken for 3 years and I haven't washed since.
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:36
    Is the article thin on substance because he's a rapper?
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:40
    Re: #8
    Is there even such a thing as a rap with deep substance?
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:37
    If Yugi or Seto Kaiba were real, would the stench be off the charts? (Yu-Gi-Oh! reference)
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:56
    Re: #9
    No idea about Yugi, but Kaiba's a company president, so he'd probably take way more care of his grooming than the average guy lol
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:37
    Those cramped multi-tenant buildings in Akihabara reek something fierce.
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:40
    So it's not that the cards smell because you can't wash them — it's the players themselves who stink?
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:41
    Got caught in a Comiket line once and the smell assault was intense. They could probably go head-to-head with card gamers for Japan's smelliest hobby.
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:42
    It's just that smelly people happen to play card games.
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:44
    Gotta mark their territory somehow.
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:44
    – Doesn't bathe
    – Wears the same clothes forever
    – Does laundry wrong
    – Middle-aged guy whose body odor was already bad to begin with
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:45
    People get the wrong idea, but it's not about bathing.
    It's not the person — it's their clothes that stink.

    In summer, the smell comes from the clothes, not the body.
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:45
    Impressive that they can put up with an itchy scalp.
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:47
    I think that smell isn't body odor from skipping baths —
    it's the stench of unwashed clothes.
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:47
    In card games, one moment of carelessness can be fatal, so players are white-knuckling their cards with sweaty palms the whole match.
    That's why they end up reeking.
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:50
    Why do rappers always end up as shallow commentators?
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:54
    Never smelled it myself — is it really that bad?
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:54
    Was behind a guy who looked like he'd done manual labor all day at the self-checkout,
    and the breeze off his fan-cooled work jacket…
    it was intense.
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:56
    Didn't know rappers wrote articles too.
    Guess they do more than just drop dad jokes on stage.
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:56
    Isn't this just a bit? Is it really that smelly?
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:57
    Any hobby where you don't move your body ends up the same way lol
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:58
    Soaking in oxygen bleach solves like 80% of it.
    The other 20% comes down to diet and exercise habits.
    42AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:58
    Card games are seriously my #1 hobby I don't want my kid getting into.
    50AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:02
    Re: #42
    Worse than a smelly guy on the train, honestly. Stink is just a dealbreaker.
    45AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:59
    Because they've given up on ever dating a woman.
    46AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:00
    Yeah, it really is a different kind of smell from homeless people.
    So it must be the clothes.
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:01
    They throw away their dignity as a human being to immerse themselves in the hobby — like those monks who stop eating, attain enlightenment, and self-mummify (sokushinbutsu). They've basically shed their humanity and reached transcendence.
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:02
    The smell is genuinely unbearable.
    Just take a bath already.
    51AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:02
    About as gross a hobby as being an idol otaku.
    52AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:03
    Places like Book Off, or Geo since they started selling used cards and games, have a weird smell too.
    Are hardcore card gamers even worse?
    Props to Matsuzaka Tori for being able to duel those guys.
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:03
    The era of celebrities being untouchable is over.
    Using the media to attack someone is basically like clubbing them over the head with a weapon.
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:03
    > The more seriously someone commits to card games, sacrificing their daily life, brushing off both their rivals' and their own overpowering stench without a second thought, single-mindedly devoted to honing their skills — maybe that's what makes them shine.
    > That smell might even become part of their character, something to admire like a judoka's or wrestler's cauliflower ear.

    Yeah, no way lol
    68AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:09
    Card gamers are at least otaku who leave the house, so maybe they're somewhat careful about smell.
    Gamers who never leave home just don't get smelled by anyone — their stink potential is probably even higher, letting hair and beard go completely untended.
    81AnonymousSep 3, 2026 23:12
    Re: #68
    If they don't go outside, they're not bothering anyone else — it's their own problem, so who cares?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The card shop “stench problem” has repeatedly surfaced on social media for several years now, and stories of people avoiding tournament venues or corners of big-box stores because of the smell aren’t rare. It’s hard to pin down whether the cause is poor ventilation on the shops’ part or players’ personal habits, and even Ryofu Karuma’s own article never gets past speculation. On the thread, the theory that kept getting the most support was that the smell comes not from body odor itself but from bacterial funk built up by rewearing sweaty clothes without washing them — an explanation that outweighed the simpler “they just don’t bathe” theory. Meanwhile, the original article’s framing of the smell as a badge of honor for total dedication to the game drew plenty of cold reactions along the lines of “yeah right” — a clear gap between the writer’s tone and readers’ actual experience.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Why Do Card Gamers Smell So Bad? Part of the Reason Rapper Ryofu Karuma Noticed.”

  • Hunter x Hunter’s Latest Chapter: Hisoka Faces Off Against Tseri — 5ch Reacts: ‘The Troupe’s Useless, Right?’

    A thread appeared on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board about the latest chapter of Hunter x Hunter. While the next issue was announced as a hiatus, the chapter itself showed Hisoka facing off against Tseri of the Phantom Troupe. Commenters poked fun at the Troupe for failing to spot Hisoka even though he’s brazenly gambling away at a casino, while opinions split over the claim that Tseri’s Nen ability resembles King Crimson from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Others broke down the tactic of rapidly re-entering Zetsu (the Nen state that erases your presence) right after dropping it, to keep striking from blind spots.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:55
    Next issue: on hiatus
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    But Togashi keeps drawing anyway — he's not really resting! Absolute legend!!!
    61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:23
    Re: #3
    That's just normal for Togashi at this point, buddy.
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Seems like Tseri can still spot the Nen beast with Gyo (a technique for sharpening perception) even while in Zetsu.
    What a useless ability.
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:58
    C'mon Hisoka, hurry up and finish him off!
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:58
    The Troupe can't even find Hisoka when he's just casually gambling out in the open? They're useless.
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    Re: #9
    Right??

    I get that Togashi wants him to be his own ideal of a smart, handsome guy, but… really? Is that why? lol
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:59
    They already had up to chapter 217 done and it's STILL going on hiatus?
    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:00
    Is Bonolenov already done for at Hisoka's hands?
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    Why are we still getting character-introduction-style scenes after 10 years on this boat arc?
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    They've probably got like a year's worth of chapters stockpiled by now.
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    Isn't 'Hisokass' (a mocking nickname combining Hisoka with 'trash') secretly connected to one of the princes?
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:01
    I get that they want to show Hisoka overwhelming Tseri, but Tseri's so weak it doesn't even mean anything.
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Kalluto: "Was my Zetsu bad?" Hisoka: "My senses are super sharp right now."




    So that foreshadowing is finally paying off, huh.
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Hisoka: "Hmm… 5 points ♤" *throws playing card*
    Tseri: "…" *stab stab stab*

    That's the reality of it.
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Is Kalluto's Nen just weak? Can't even track him down?
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Wasn't Bono paired up with the boss and Shizuku?
    Just find Hisokass and call the boss right away already.
    30AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:06
    More importantly, hurry up and reveal who's behind the Silent Majority case already (the story's long-running mystery-killer thread).
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:07
    Re: #30
    Either Babimyna or Bererainte.
    33AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:08
    Nobody could've guessed back then
    that Tseri was just there to job for Hisoka (lit. 'Goto position' — pro-wrestling slang for a guy who exists to lose and make the other side look strong).
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:08
    There's no way Tseri-ich can ever beat the Silent Majority.
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:09
    It's basically an upgraded chameleon-type ability — Tseri isn't invincible.
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    I was reading a recent chapter and the word count was insane, honestly caught me off guard.
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:11
    You guys actually understand Tseri's ability? Impressive.
    I have zero clue what's going on.
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Re: #41
    It's not really that complicated of an ability.
    If you watch him use it now and then go back and reread the part where he used it on Theta, you'll pretty much get it.
    73AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:37
    Re: #41
    It's honestly not that impressive an ability — they're just drawing it to look needlessly complicated.
    Just think of it as a watered-down King Crimson.
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:22
    Don't just abandon Benjamin after he's been risking his life out there, Togashi.
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:39
    Re: #59
    Next time Benjamin shows up it'll probably be as a pathetic corpse with a blissed-out look on its face.
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:32
    There's a real chance Bonolenov's already dead by the time the next chapter opens.
    71AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:35
    Re: #69
    Shizuku too, probably.
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    All Tseri can do is run away, so he can't beat anyone.
    79AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:56
    Re: #77
    Right now he can only beat opponents he can take down with a gun.
    Though that's probably why he's training so hard.
    96AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:12
    Re: #77
    That's exactly why he's trying to shorten the time it takes to re-enter Zetsu.
    If he can get the gap between dropping Zetsu and re-entering it down to almost nothing,
    he can keep attacking from blind spots forever — which means he could beat anyone.
    88AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:05
    In the Hunter x Hunter world, the Kakin people are just way too physically weak compared to everyone else.
    Even their royal army is weak.
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:06
    If I said in the main Hunter x Hunter thread that Tseri's ability is just a watered-down King Crimson, would I get some red-faced wall-of-text pushback?
    92AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:09
    Re: #89
    If you're actually a fan, you'd already know Togashi rips off JoJo constantly.
    97AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:15
    Re: #61
    He's pretty up there in age by now, so his body's probably already falling apart.
    98AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:18
    Re: #97
    He knows that himself, and still tried to stretch the story even further — that was a bad move…
    99AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:18
    Re: #96
    Wasn't he unable to attack while in Zetsu?
    100AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:19
    Re: #99
    That's exactly why he's trying to shorten the time it takes to re-enter Zetsu.
    If he can get the gap between dropping Zetsu and re-entering it down to almost nothing,
    he can keep attacking from blind spots forever — which means he could beat anyone.

    Background and Talking Points

    Hunter x Hunter has repeatedly made headlines over hiatuses tied to creator Yoshihiro Togashi’s health, and the reaction to this latest “next issue on hiatus” announcement follows that same pattern. Tseri travels with Phantom Troupe leader Chrollo, and the scene that dominated the thread showed him speeding up his re-entry into Zetsu (a Nen state that erases one’s presence) to strike from blind spots. Several commenters compared this ability to the Stand “King Crimson” from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, splitting opinion between those questioning its originality and those who argued it’s simply drawn to look needlessly complex. Worth noting: the chapter never actually confirms that Tseri loses to Hisoka — the thread’s reactions are speculation based on where the story seems to be heading.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Hunter x Hunter: Hisoka vs. Tseri.”

  • Hello! Project OG Popularity Ranking Exposed by Who Does (and Doesn’t) Get a Solo Calendar

    Hello! Project fans have been buzzing over an unofficial ‘popularity ranking’ of the group’s graduated members (OGs). The yardsticks people used were informal at best — whether a member has her own solo calendar, and where she ranks in the fan community app ‘JP Room.’ Some argued that members with solo calendars tend not to sell as well on the group’s own merchandise, while others pointed out that hardcore fans buy multiple copies anyway, making a simple popularity ranking hard to pin down. The thread also dug into specifics on individual members, like Ozeki’s recent rise in popularity and how hard Ishida’s fans ‘stack’ purchases at events.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:47
    Sato
    Fukumura
    Morito
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:49
    Fukumura's popular though?
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:00
    Re: #4
    It's probably Sato >>>>>>>>> [an unbreakable wall] >>>> Fukumura, right?
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:49
    Miyamoto and Inaba both have solo calendars, so it's effectively:

    Sato
    Miyamoto
    Inaba

    in that order
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:50
    Ozeki's the one who kills the credibility of this whole ranking
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    Re: #7
    Not surprising at all — she's got a lot of big-spending hardcore fans ("futoota").
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    Members who've recently put out a solo calendar rank lower here — makes sense, fans are already satisfied buying that.
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    No excuses like 'effectively' or 'credibility' needed here.
    12AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    No way, Sasaki?
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    Re: #12
    Rikako had her solo calendar announced on the same day, so people aren't buying this one.
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    If you just want an autograph and don't care whose, Sasaki I guess.
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    Probably:
    3 — Sato, Fukumura, Morito, Ishida
    1 — Asakura, Ozeki
    0 — everyone else
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    What happened to Manakan?
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:53
    Re: #16
    Solo calendars already announced:
    Miyamoto, Inaba, Sasaki
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:53
    Well, if Sasaki has a solo calendar too, that explains it.
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:54
    It's because Miyamoto and Inaba have solo calendars.
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:54
    Fukumura, Ishida, Sato, and Morito will probably get solo calendars too, they just haven't been announced yet. Sato usually announces hers around late October every year.
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:54
    Solo calendar or not, this is its own separate thing — real fans buy it regardless.
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:54
    I bumped the solo-calendar group up 3 ranks:

    Sato
    Fukumura
    Morito
    Miyamoto
    Inaba
    Ishida
    Asakura
    Ozeki
    Sasaki
    Uemura
    Miyazaki
    Takeuchi

    Seems pretty fair, honestly.
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:55
    Latest JP Room popularity ranking:
    Sato
    Inaba
    Miyamoto
    Ishida
    Morito
    Fukumura
    Sasaki
    Asakura
    Uemura
    Takeuchi
    Ozeki
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:55
    Re: #1
    Members with solo calendars:
    Fukumura, Miyamoto, Ishida, Sato, Morito, Inaba, Uemura, Sasaki

    Members without:
    Takeuchi, Miyazaki, Ozeki, Asakura
    27AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:56
    Ozeki's actually gotten more popular since JP Room started.
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:00
    Re: #27
    Fans of the members touring with M-Spe (a Hello! Project live segment) have started adding her as their second or third favorite.
    28AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:57
    Multiple purchases are probably rare, so this likely reflects the raw number of fans each member has.
    30AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:58
    I think Ma-chan's calendar announcement for next year is coming up soon — last year it was around this time too.
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:00
    Ozeki's popularity has really been climbing lately.
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:05
    Re: #38
    Her singing's decent too.
    48AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:04
    Miyamoto, Inaba, and Sasaki all have solo calendars coming, so people probably won't buy this one.
    52AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:05
    Re: #48
    Out of everyone here, Karin-chan has the most fans loyal enough to actually buy it.
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:07
    Chii already put hers out in February, so there won't be another one.
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:07
    Re: #57
    Next year's will come out next year.
    63AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:09
    Isn't a calendar basically just a poster substitute? Does everyone just throw it out once the year's over?
    70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:13
    Re: #63
    It's more like a book, really. People don't throw it away.
    74AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:13
    Re: #63
    No way anyone's throwing it out.
    64AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:10
    Even a solo calendar has pretty bad value for money compared to a photobook.
    79AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:14
    Re: #64
    Ma-chan's solo calendar has 50 pages, so it's satisfying enough for the price.
    69AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:13
    Did Manakan's fans run out of money or something?
    72AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:13
    Re: #69
    She's got a solo calendar, that's why.
    77AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:14
    Actually, why would you even think Ishida's more popular than Morito?
    81AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:15
    Re: #77
    At events, Ishida's fans stack purchases like crazy, so she outsells Morito several times over.
    83AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:16


    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The ‘solo calendar’ referenced here is a photobook-style product that the talent agency releases individually for its more popular members, separate from the group’s official merchandise — and whether or not a member gets one is often treated as a rough gauge of her popularity. ‘JP Room,’ meanwhile, is a community feature within the official fan app that lets fans interact member by member, and its post counts are used by fans as a way to measure how active a member’s fanbase is. It’s worth noting, though, that neither of these is an official popularity poll or sales ranking — they’re just informal metrics fans have pieced together on their own. Within the thread, the theory that members with solo calendars don’t sell as well on group merchandise ran up against the counterargument that especially loyal fans buy both, underscoring that no single metric really captures the full picture.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread ‘OG Popularity Ranking Gets Brutally Visualized lol.’

  • Hirano Aya Was So Cute in Her Prime — 5ch: ‘Her Real Voice Sounds Like Anime AND She’s Pretty’

    A thread on 5ch’s livestream discussion board looked back on how cute voice actress Hirano Aya was in her prime. Comments praising her looks poured in, like “Having a natural voice that sounds like an anime character AND a cute face was rare back then” and “Her school uniform cosplay from the Haruhi Blu-ray extras beat plenty of actual idols.” Opinions on her acting ability, however, clashed head-on — some argued she had “a skill level that set her apart from everyone else,” while others dismissed it as “overacting with no real individuality.” The debate expanded into comparisons with fellow voice actresses Mizuhashi Kaori and Kobayashi Yu, and even live-action actresses Toda Erika and Sawajiri Erika, but no consensus was ever reached.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Can't blame her if she's had three or five boyfriends
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Her acting skills were a cut above the rest
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    Re: #10
    Never thought her acting was good.
    Not bad, sure, but she's a totally average voice actress.
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Re: #14
    I don't know much about voice actors either, but Hirano Aya is five times better than Mizuhashi Kaori.
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    The type who bowed out on her own before jealousy could take her down
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:17
    She's got the 'Kokin-chan' housewives' league backing her now, so she's set for life (Kokin-chan is a nickname referencing an Anpanman character, used jokingly here for her housewife fanbase)
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:20
    Re: #15
    What worries me is if a scandal ever hits.
    If she had an affair or something, wouldn't that be instant career death?
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:18
    When she went on HEY!HEY!HEY!, her way-too-forced persona was so cringe I couldn't take it
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:21
    Re: #16
    I mean, Hirano Aya's basically always played the 'burikko' (fake-innocent, overly cutesy) type anyway
    63AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:05
    Re: #16
    Major Matisse.
    Colonel Matsumotine.
    23AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:22
    Re: #19
    I'd say the strength of having housewives in her corner is exactly why it wouldn't be an instant out
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:24
    Re: #23
    But if she's got housewives backing her and then has an affair with a married man, that's the day they'd drag her down — so there's still risk
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:24
    I remember her bringing real flavor to her role in Wave, Listen to Me!
    26AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:26
    Re: #25
    As an actress she really shines more in supporting roles — when she's the lead, someone like Toda Erika or Sawajiri Erika from her generation has overwhelmingly more star power, so she ends up not standing out
    31AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:29
    Between 'Lifeline,' 'AYA STYLE,' and her reputation for dating band guys, she was never short on things to talk about
    44AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:40
    Re: #31
    If this were happening now, Bunshun (the tabloid famous for scandal scoops) would definitely bite, and it'd be even bigger news
    32AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:30
    She did school uniform cosplay in the Haruhi Blu-ray extras, and that beat plenty of mediocre idols
    36AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:32
    Re: #32
    If she'd actually been an idol, people probably would've said she wasn't even that cute — so being a voice actress added a ton of extra appeal
    35AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:31
    Her only flaws were a slightly wide forehead and being flat-chested, really.
    Having a natural voice that sounds like an anime character AND a cute face — that combo was rare back then
    38AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:33
    Re: #35
    A wide forehead makes you look more baby-faced, so it's not really a flaw
    45AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:44
    Re: #35
    Kaneda Tomoko had an anime-style voice and was cute too
    47AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:47
    Re: #45
    Kanetomo's got a cute face too — she looks like Adachi Yumi
    53AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    Re: #47
    Yeah, I can see the Adachi Yumi resemblance.
    49AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:49
    She was an undeniable genius as a voice actress, which makes it such a waste.
    Voice acting is a job you're better off just sticking to behind the scenes
    54AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:51
    Re: #49
    She's just average, honestly.
    She gets credit for having decent-enough skill despite being cute, that's all
    55AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    Re: #54
    No, she really was a genius as a voice actress.
    Kind of like idol Ayaya (Matsuura Aya), but for voice acting
    56AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:54
    Re: #55
    I've never been moved by Hirano's acting.
    Too breathy and overacted.
    And plenty of other voice actors can do voice-changing just as well
    57AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:55
    Re: #55
    Her acting isn't really that big a deal, is it?
    58AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:57
    Re: #56
    Changing your voice tone doesn't even matter that much for a voice actor.
    If anything, NOT changing it takes more talent, since you're not an impressionist comedian.
    As a voice-acting technician, Hirano is top-tier
    59AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:58
    Re: #58
    That's exactly my point though — her acting is overdone and it's never moved me at all
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:59
    Re: #59
    Being a voice actor isn't about moving people emotionally.
    The job is making the character stand out
    62AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:04
    Re: #60
    Even by that logic, she doesn't have much individuality
    65AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:06
    Re: #62
    A voice actor's individuality only comes through via the character.
    It's not something you judge them on as a person
    67AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:08
    Re: #65
    Eh, Kobayashi Yu could replace her anyway — same style of acting

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Hirano Aya is a voice actress whose popularity took off after starring in 2006’s The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and even back then her distinctively high anime-style voice and looks — said to hold up even in live-action — were a hot topic. The main point of contention in the thread was how to judge acting ability: those who valued “the technical skill of playing distinct character types” clashed with those who valued “whether the performance draws you in emotionally,” and even comparisons with Mizuhashi Kaori and Kobayashi Yu didn’t settle the argument. Another point of debate was her work as an actress — some argued she pales in comparison to live-action-focused actresses of her generation like Toda Erika and Sawajiri Erika, while others pointed to praise for roles like the one in Wave, Listen to Me!, with her popularity as a voice actress and her standing as an actress discussed as separate matters. Worth noting: there’s no objective yardstick for a voice actor’s “skill” here — this is ultimately just an exchange of personal opinions on an anonymous message board.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Live News general board) thread “Hirano Aya was seriously cute in her prime, personality aside.”

  • Supposed to Be Eco-Friendly, but the Packaging Wasn’t: Apple Watch Band Sparks 5ch Chat

    A thread from “Hoihoi Village,” the popular recurring series on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board. It started as idle chat with posters trading updates about the rain, then took off when someone complained about the genuine Apple Watch band they’d ordered from Amazon: “It’s supposed to be an eco-friendly product, but the way it’s shipped isn’t eco-friendly at all.” From there, talk turned to Apple’s environmental efforts — FSC certification, carbon neutrality, offices running on solar power — before eventually drifting back into casual chatter about band design preferences.

    1AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:47
    (´・ω・`)I'm the village chief, hoi (his catchphrase tic).
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Is this thread being environmentally friendly!?
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:48
    Re: #3
    (´・ω・`)It's a very peaceful village, hoi
    6AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    The genuine Apple Watch band I bought on Amazon was made with the environment in mind, and yet it's being delivered in a totally un-eco-friendly way 🤬
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Re: #6
    (´・ω・`)Just give it up, hoi
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #6
    Go stomp in a puddle with your sneakers on
    7AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    ( ◠‿ ◠ )Well then, here we go…

    Haa🖐( ◠ ‿◠ )🖐 dosukoi dosukoi (a sumo wrestler's chant)
    10AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    Re: #7
    (´・ω・`)That's not it, hoi
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:49
    (´・ω・`)You're always on about the long autumn rains, hoi hoi hoi
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #11
    (´・ω・`)Sure is rainy lately, hoi
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    (´・ω・`)Weather's holdin' up okay on my end, yessir (old-fashioned rustic speech)
    17AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #14
    (´・ω・`)It stopped raining over here too, hoi
    16AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Λ_Λ
    ૮₍ ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ ₎ა Alright, my turn too… dosukoi-koi!
    🖐  🤚
    18AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:50
    Re: #16
    (´・ω・`)That's not it though, hoi
    19AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    Re: #8
    Why doesn't my local electronics store carry the genuine bands?
    22AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:52
    Re: #19
    (´・ω・`)Can't they special-order it for you, hoi?
    20AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    (´・ω・`)It's drizzling steadily
    24AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #20
    (´・ω・`)Feels like the rainy season's back, hoi
    21AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:51
    (´・∀・`)Looks like tomorrow's rain will be heavier
    25AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:53
    Re: #21
    (´・ω・`)It's better than the original forecast, hoi
    34AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`)Go ahead and ask them, hoi
    37AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
    Re: #34
    Already bought it on Amazon — it's being shipped in a way that isn't eco-friendly
    41AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #37
    (´・ω・`)Just give up on that, hoi
    61AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:05
    Re: #41
    I went with this year's (2025) Pride Edition — part of the proceeds go to LGBT charities
    70AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:10
    Re: #61
    (´・ω・`)Has it arrived yet, hoi?
    39AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:56
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           ∧_∧ _ノ  ヒ、ヒィー   …../_ ∧_∧
          (    )   ('A`≡'A`)     ( ・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ )  Ahee Ahee
           ヽ ∧_∧   人ヘ )ヘ  ∧_∧__ノ
            (・᷆    ヽ         (・᷇ ∀ ・᷆ \
    Ahee    ヽ_ ∧_∧   ∧_∧___ノ
               ∀ ・᷆  \ ∀ ・᷆   \    Ahee
               ヽ____\ヽ___ノ
    43AnonymousSep 3, 2026 20:57
    Re: #39
    (´・ω・`)Cut it out, hoi
    60AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:03
    Re: #39
    What even is this ASCII art, lol

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            //  ヘ\ |
      i  |   /  i   i ヘ    |
           ゚⌒゚⌒゚l⌒゚⌒゚l  i
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    74AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Apple obtains and relies on FSC (Forest Stewardship Council) certification — the international standard proving sustainable management — for the paper and forest resources used in its product packaging.

    On top of that, every Apple Watch model since 2023 has been fully carbon-neutral certified, using 100% renewable energy throughout manufacturing, with over 30% recycled aluminum.

    And yet Amazon ships it to my house in a way that isn't eco-friendly at all
    81AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #74
    (´・ω・`)Didn't you order it directly from Apple, hoi?
    87AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Re: #81
    Apple's official store didn't have my size in stock. This year's model had it, but I hate the Sport Loop
    92AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:16
    Re: #87
    (´・ω・`)Ah, I see, hoi
    75AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:12
    Re: #70
    It arrives Saturday — that last pic was just one I found online
    78AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #75
    (´・ω・`)Nice purchase
    82AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:14
    Re: #75
    (´・ω・`)I see, I see, hoi hoi
    89AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Re: #78
    Apple plans to make all of its shipments carbon-neutral by 2030
    94AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:16
    Re: #89
    (´・ω・`)That's a big tech company's responsibility — hope they keep at it seriously
    96AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:18
    Re: #94
    Apple's current headquarters, completed in 2018, covers all its energy needs using only the solar panels blanketing its roof. Not many tech companies go this far
    98AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:18
    Re: #96
    (´・ω・`)Amazing
    99AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:19
    Re: #92
    This year's isn't bad either, but don't you think the Sport Loop is too casual?
    103AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:21
    Re: #99
    (´・ω・`)I don't use a smartwatch so I can't really say, hoi
    108AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:25
    Re: #103
    I feel like this year's one (the Sport Loop) only really works with casual outfits like t-shirts


    I've bought a bunch of different bands, but honestly the Sport Band ends up being the most complete design
    129AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:48
    (´・ω・`)Here's one I took a while back.
    Not from today, okay.

    137AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:04
    __,.,,_
    ./ *・ω・ヽWent to a hotel buffet
    I love the curry here


    147AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:11
    Re: #137
    🍶(●´・ω,・)🍣Looks so fancy and delicious! ("oshanti" — playful slang for stylish/chic)
    151AnonymousSep 3, 2026 22:14
    Re: #137
    (´・ω・`)It's a high-class place.
    Any restaurant that serves the soup spoon on its own little plate is high-class.
    For a lowly guy like me, the bar's too high.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    For context, Apple has stated since 2020 that it aims to make every product’s entire lifecycle carbon-neutral by 2030, and some Apple Watch models have already achieved that certification. Meanwhile, the shipping packaging used by major e-commerce platforms like Amazon is chosen based on shipping volume and delivery efficiency, operating under standards separate from manufacturers’ environmental efforts. The sense of disconnect raised in the thread — “the maker cares about the environment, but the shipping doesn’t” — reflects the reality that environmental standards are handled separately across manufacturing and logistics. That said, this thread itself isn’t really building toward a conclusion or a debate; it’s mostly casual chat that wanders from updates on the rain to talk about band designs, with the topic drifting from one thing to the next — which is exactly the charm of the “Hoihoi Village” series.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´・ω・`)Hoihoi Village Is Rainy, Hoi ☔“.