Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • September 5th is ‘Propose With a Bulb Day’ — 5ch: ‘My oshi! ❤😎’

    September 5th is “Propose with a Bulb Day,” established by Flower Garden Karen, a flower and houseplant shop in Osaka. The date comes from a wordplay on the numbers 9 (“kyu”) and 5 (“kon”), spelling out “kyu-kon” (bulb/proposal). The idea is for men to give women flower bulbs as a way to pop the question. On 5ch’s live-discussion board, a late-night thread kicked off with this trivia, but the conversation quickly drifted away from the anniversary itself and spiraled into unrelated chatter — whether a guy named Daisuke Hori is the real deal, how little sleep comedian Sanma gets, who’s actually been to a wedding, and fan-casting for a One Piece live-action movie.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:56
    "Established by Flower Garden Karen, an Osaka-based shop in Chuo Ward, Osaka City, that sells flower bulbs and houseplants mainly online.
    The date comes from the wordplay 'kyu (9) kon (5)' — read together as 'kyukon,' meaning both 'bulb' and 'proposal.'
    Unlike Valentine's Day, where women confess their feelings to men, this day flips the script: it's meant to give men a reason to propose to women, with the hope that they'll gift a flower bulb on this date to set the moment in motion.
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:08
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:16
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:24
    Re: #11
    Oh, you stayed up waiting for me? My oshi! ❤😎
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:42
    Is this Daisuke Hori guy even real?
    24AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:42
    Re: #22
    Wait, there are fakes going around? 🙄
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:44
    Apparently Sanma only sleeps 3 hours a day too
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:49
    Wait, you were standing there?!
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:50
    Re: #28
    Don't make it sound like Clara stood up! lol (a nod to the famous "Clara stood up!" scene from the Heidi anime)
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:49
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:50
    💒👈 what's this supposed to be?
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:51
    Re: #31
    What do you think it is? *smirk*
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:51
    Re: #31
    Type 💒 (wedding chapel) and it pops up
    32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:50
    Oh hey, we've got a GIF craftsman in here
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:51
    Re: #32

    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:51
    I've never once been to a wedding — is that weird?
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:51
    Re: #37
    Only someone with way too much time on their hands goes to other people's weddings
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:52
    Re: #40
    Don't go all John Lennon on us lol (channeling his "Imagine" era)
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:52
    Re: #40
    You can't really skip a relative's wedding though
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:52
    Re: #42
    Don't talk like a naughty "4610" lol (an obscure number/slang reference that doesn't translate cleanly)
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:53
    Re: #46
    You're an old man, aren't you 🫵
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:56
    That was a fun one 🤥
    99AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:59
    Even with a disability discount ticket, movies are still in the high ¥1,000s these days
    100AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:00
    Re: #97
    Re: #99
    IMAX adds another +¥700 on top, you know~ 🤥
    105AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:00
    111AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:02
    Re: #105
    Guess I'll use this to calm myself down for now
    112AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:03
    Luffy — Ryuko Hagiwara
    Zoro — Shintaro Katsu
    Nami — Rino Katase
    Sanji — Toshiro Kandagawa
    Usopp — Kiyoshi Atsumi
    116AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:04
    Re: #112
    You're an old man, aren't you 🫵
    119AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:05
    Re: #112
    Everyone except Rino Katase is already six feet under, you idiot!
    115AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:04
    123AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:07
    To be continued in part two…
    126AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:08
    Re: #123

    129AnonymousSep 5, 2026 02:09
    Re: #126
    What's with this font?

    Background and talking points

    “Propose with a Bulb Day” is an anniversary established by Flower Garden Karen, a flower and houseplant shop in Osaka’s Chuo Ward, set on September 5th based on the wordplay “kyu (9) kon (5)” for “kyukon” (bulb/proposal). The idea, mirroring Valentine’s Day in reverse, is for men to give women flower bulbs as a prompt to propose — but within the thread, this trivia served only as a jumping-off point, and the actual discussion had little to do with the anniversary itself. On “nandemo jikkyo” (anything-goes live commentary) boards like this one, the founding topic is often just a pretext for starting a thread, with conversation routinely veering off in all directions — and true to form, this one drifted into questions about whether a man named Daisuke Hori is real, rumors about celebrities’ private lives, and fan-casting chatter for a movie adaptation. Readers going in expecting a deep dive on the anniversary itself, based on the headline alone, may be surprised to find the actual thread barely touches on it.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Today is “Propose with a Bulb Day” 💍(・o・🍬)💒.”

  • Haruna Kawaguchi Named New Reebok Ambassador, Shows Off Mini-Skirt Look

    It was announced on September 4 that actress Haruna Kawaguchi has become the new ambassador for sports brand Reebok. In visuals posted to Reebok’s official Instagram, she shows off her long, slender legs in sporty outfits paired with a mini skirt and a slit long skirt. The ambassadorship runs for six months, from this month through next February, with the featured items set to roll out at apparel retailers nationwide. Reactions on 5ch ranged from nostalgic comments about classic Reebok products like the “Pump Fury” and “Zigtech,” to praise for her styling, with plenty of people also surprised to hear the brand’s name again after so long.

    Actress Haruna Kawaguchi has recently become the ambassador for sports culture brand Reebok, and new visuals have been released. She’s shown wearing sporty pieces with effortless style.

    On September 4, Reebok Japan’s Instagram account (@reebokjp) posted full-body shots of Kawaguchi, showing off her long, slender legs in a mini skirt and a slit long skirt.

    As ambassador, Kawaguchi will appear in visuals wearing a range of items over a six-month period, from this month through next February. The featured items will be released at apparel retailers nationwide on a rolling basis.

    Source: mainichikirei.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:31
    Remember when white and black aerobics shoes were all the rage
    Michael's gone too now (RIP)
    3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:31
    Pump Fury, a total one-hit wonder
    51AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:06
    Re: #3
    Don't forget Zigtech too
    It was basically an On (the running shoe brand) that showed up too early
    4AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:33
    Feels like it's been forever since I even heard the name Reebok.
    6AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:33
    She barely looks any different even after all these years.
    11AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:35
    She's gotten prettier than she was when young, but when she's moving around you really notice how big her face is.
    15AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:36
    Li Mu: "Everything's going exactly as I predicted." (smug meme face)
    16AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:37
    That's the old 'Ree' + 'boku' (Japanese for "me") = Reebok pun bit that comedian Tsurutaro used to do.
    20AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:39
    Hearing "Itakura" makes me think of Tsutsumishita, so knock it off lolololololololol (they're the comedy duo Impulse)
    21AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:39
    Hmm, I don't know
    It's not really sexy though, is it.
    24AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:42
    Re: #21
    Yeah, kind of a cyborg vibe to her.
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:41
    Barely anyone knows this, but a certain world-famous celebrity swore by these lol
    Reebok Classic
    CLUB C 85 BASIC
    25AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:42
    Honestly the outfit's cute — better than the generic stuff you see everywhere.
    27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:42
    Hope this doesn't end up like that whole Nidec thing.
    29AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:44
    Re: #1
    Is she gonna be okay with a baby bump?
    Reebok probably never saw a shotgun marriage coming either.
    30AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:44
    Is it even okay to be doing Fendi and this at the same time?
    33AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:47
    Re: #1
    Feminists are staying weirdly quiet on this one.
    34AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:48
    Speaking of Reebok, that takes me back to Masahiro Hasemi.
    35AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:49
    The official store does 70% off sales sometimes, so I pick stuff up then. Quality's decent, good deal.
    40AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:51

    Guess this is the point she suddenly became A-list.
    41AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:51
    Oh, so she's basically the undisputed greatest in the whole galaxy now? (sarcastic jab, riffing on a cheesy anime-song line)
    42AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:52
    She's got one of the top faces among young Japanese actresses these days
    Hard to find anyone prettier than her.
    44AnonymousSep 4, 2026 21:53
    Reebok kind of looks like kids' shoes, doesn't it.
    48AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:02
    Kawaguchi Haruna's "Jomon face" is pretty cute too. (a face type with strong, deep-set features, associated with Japan's ancient Jomon-era ancestry, as opposed to the flatter "Yayoi face")
    50AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:04
    Wasn't she in an Adidas track jacket ad or something?
    52AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:06
    Did she leave 'Ningen Kansatsu Variety Monitoring'? She's still in the credits, but I haven't actually seen her on it in ages.
    53AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:07
    Wait, didn't she transfer to Galatasaray or something?
    55AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:11
    Feels like she suddenly became a has-been.
    59AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:17
    When she dresses like this, in normal clothes, her looks really stand out.
    62AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:21
    I love Reebok's Court Royal in white. Love them so much I only wear them on days I want to feel hyped.
    68AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:51
    First Nidec, now Reebok huh
    Knock on wood.

    Background and Discussion Points

    Reebok is an American sports brand that made its name in the 1980s and ’90s with proprietary technologies like the “Pump Fury” and “Zigtech,” building a strong following in Japan during that era. In recent years, though, its presence on store shelves has faded, and plenty of thread comments noted they hadn’t heard the brand’s name in ages. Haruna Kawaguchi has recently been cast in a wide range of ad campaigns spanning cosmetics, appliances, and apparel, and this ambassador deal — running six months through next February with multiple seasonal visuals — is a different kind of arrangement from a one-off ad appearance. Some in the thread pointed out just how many endorsements she’s landed, but it’s not unusual for ad work to cluster around one talent given agency strategy or high name recognition. Worth noting: the marriage and pregnancy comments floating around the thread aren’t part of the original announcement and remain unconfirmed chatter.

    *This article was compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Haruna Kawaguchi Becomes Reebok Ambassador — Mini-Skirt Look Visuals Released.”

  • NY Yen at 156.23-33: 5ch Users “Want to Eat $0.59 Hamburgers Again”

    The yen was sold on the New York foreign exchange market on the 4th, falling 48 sen from the previous day to 156.23-33 yen per dollar. On the 5ch News Flash+ thread, opinions clashed over this level, touching on speculation about a Bank of Japan rate hike and the effectiveness of currency intervention. Some voiced nostalgia for the days of 80 yen to the dollar, saying “that era was better,” while others accepted the weak yen, saying “around 160 yen is just right” — views on the appropriate level were split. Opinions on the Takaichi administration’s economic management were also divided, and the discussion went well beyond just the exchange rate figures.

    September 4, 2026, 9:51 PM, Kyodo News

    [NEW YORK, Kyodo] As of 8:40 a.m. on the 4th, the yen was trading at 156.23-33 to the dollar on the New York foreign exchange market, down 48 sen from the previous day.

    Source: 47news.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:21
    Just get the dollar under 100 yen already
    I want cheap beef bowls again
    3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:23
    Re: #2 Re: #1
    What determines a currency's value is the economic strength of the country that issues it.

    And the source of a country's economic strength is the supply and demand generated within it.

    Supply and demand aren't split between different people — both exist within a single person.

    Workers work harder to buy better things, so demand and supply both increase, and the economy grows.

    People living off social welfare don't see their income rise from working,

    so they try to raise their disposable income by buying things cheaper, which only pushes things toward reducing added value.

    Social welfare may be socially just, but it's economically harmful.

    What Japan needs is to convert the people dependent on welfare into workers.

    To do that, the only option is to make people who are healthy enough to work but don't, actually work.

    Specifically, what needs to happen is cutting pensions and welfare payments for people under 80.
    4AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:23
    80 yen to the dollar would be fine
    Those days were good — gas was like 85 yen (a liter)
    80AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:20
    Re: #4
    Yen-strong deflation will eventually cause a catastrophic collapse
    Unable to withstand soaring import prices, the yen's value can't be sustained either, leading to extreme yen weakness
    The combined effect sends prices up 3x, 4x all at once
    86AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:23
    Re: #4
    And the result is everything gets shifted to production in China, and even with a record current account surplus,
    real yen-buying demand vanishes, so it's weak-yen anyway lol
    123AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:46
    Re: #4
    The only ones hoping for a return to the days when Japanese companies were in terrible shape are the Chinese Communist Party
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:28
    There is absolutely no way rates are getting raised
    31AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:39
    Re: #14
    They'll raise it because the US is chewing them out
    37AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:47
    Re: #31
    Just let currency intervention cover it, please
    99AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:28
    Re: #31
    I really don't get what the US is going for here
    Financial institutions worldwide are totally hooked on the low-interest yen
    If a rate hike triggers an unwinding of that, what happens to the markets?

    Do they even actually want a rate hike?
    44AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:53
    There's the dollar-yen tug-of-war, but
    I get the feeling Japan can't survive in a world with real interest rates — 3% would be brutal
    45AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:54
    Re: #44
    The zero-savings crowd around here is saying 5% lol
    48AnonymousSep 4, 2026 22:58
    Re: #45
    The zombie companies will go under
    49AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:00
    Re: #48
    I mean, I think the zombies themselves will get wiped out first lol
    70AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:16
    I want the yen to strengthen so I can eat $0.59 hamburgers again
    79AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:20
    Re: #70
    Yen strength + falling Japanese labor costs + falling prices in the countries we import from
    Unless all three happen together, prices won't go back to those levels
    92AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:24
    Re: #70
    So basically you're saying hand over all of Japan's jobs to overseas.
    94AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:25
    >The New York Times reported in its digital edition on the 1st that when US Treasury Secretary Bessent had dinner with Finance Minister Satsuki Katayama during his May visit to Japan, he spent over two hours venting frustration with the Takaichi administration's economic policy. Bessent reportedly demanded to know why some of PM Sanae Takaichi's economic advisors were touting the benefits of a weak yen.
    https://www.jiji.com/sp/article?k=2026090200517&g=int

    I wonder who those "some economic advisors" are? 🙄
    96AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:27
    Re: #94
    Whoa… he's actually furious…
    110AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:34
    Re: #94
    That's a misreport
    I mean, that'd be the kind of thing you could face criminal charges for as market manipulation
    95AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:25
    Re: #14
    Seems like the downsides of the rate hikes are just starting to show up in the numbers
    Raising rates obviously hurts the economy, but the plan was that fiscal spending would offset it enough to hold things together
    Looks like the stimulus spending just isn't enough
    98AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:28
    Re: #95
    Russia's rate is 15% and they're doing just fine lol
    112AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:35
    Re: #98
    They're not fine at all
    they're just dancing their last dance right before keeling over
    114AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:37
    Re: #98
    A bit late to bring this up, but

    it's just text on a screen, but I really wonder what kind of person actually writes like this

    like, seeing this country and people like this, makes you wonder if it's really going to be okay
    164AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    Re: #1
    >On the Tokyo foreign exchange market on Monday the 2nd, the yen briefly weakened to around 155 yen per dollar, about 1.70 yen weaker than the previous Friday's 5pm level. The sell-off has been driven by the view that PM Takaichi's remarks signaled acceptance of a weaker yen.
    >On January 31, in a campaign speech for the lower house election, PM Takaichi remarked on the Foreign Exchange Fund Special Account, which manages the funds used for currency intervention, saying, "The weak yen is helping us out — the fund's returns are looking great right now." The market widely took this as a sign she's fine with a weak yen.
    https://www.yomiuri.co.jp/economy/20260202-GYT1T00093/

    Are we ever getting back to the level before that "looking great" weak-yen remark? 😭
    167AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:35
    Re: #164
    Let's call 155 yen the "looking-great bedrock"
    It'll never break until the day the earth is destroyed
    173AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    Re: #164
    It'll be rough unless they raise rates maybe twice more this year
    Meaning unless they get it up to at least half the US rate, this weak-yen "looking great" hell continues
    On top of the weak-yen hell we're already in, the bill's coming due for oil bought in May and July at over $100 a barrel — Japanese people's lives are going to get wrecked
    Too many idiots forgetting that half of GDP is personal consumption
    182AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:57
    I want to welcome the stronger yen, but I'm genuinely worried Japan's economy might actually die from it
    If we end up in a recession, none of it will have been worth it
    185AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:00
    Re: #182
    Isn't around 160 yen just right?
    Companies profit
    and domestic consumption gets a boost too
    187AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:01
    Re: #182
    Yen stability should be welcomed, but yen strength shouldn't be.
    188AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:03
    Re: #182
    Ideally somewhere around 160-180, keeping it in check so it doesn't fall through the floor
    Let's get people spending down their dead-money savings
    198AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:13
    High prices are killing consumption

    if anything, the economy dies unless the yen strengthens
    200AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:16
    Re: #198
    Tax revenue is beating expectations thanks to the high prices lolol
    203AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:20
    Re: #200
    Well, the government and Ministry of Finance want to shrink the national debt by driving up prices, so they're probably welcoming the high prices

    Plus, the budget is a source of power after all
    208AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:31
    Re: #200
    Spending is overshooting even more than that…

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Currency intervention — the Ministry of Finance and Bank of Japan selling dollars to buy yen (or vice versa) from their holdings — is a tool for temporarily moving the exchange rate, but it’s said to lose effectiveness quickly unless structural factors like the Japan-US interest rate gap actually change. The thread’s main split was over whether the Bank of Japan should rush to raise rates: a hike would curb yen weakness, but some worried about side effects like rising mortgage rates and the culling of “zombie companies.” Another point of contention was the yen’s appropriate level, with some accepting that “around 160 yen keeps both companies and domestic consumption stable,” while others countered that “with high prices already crushing consumption, the economy can’t hold up unless the yen strengthens.” Views on the Takaichi administration’s economic management were split too, though it’s worth noting this isn’t a conclusion that follows directly from the 156-yen figure itself — it’s mixed in with speculation and secondhand information colored by each poster’s own position.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “[Breaking] NY Yen at 156.23-33.”

  • 5ch Users Get Hyped Over MBTI Tests, Debate Color-Coded Types and Compatibility

    In a thread titled “Tell me your MBTI” posted on the Nandemo Jikkyo G (Anything Goes Live) board, users shared and compared their 16Personalities test results. Results like ENFP, “Commander,” and “Debater” poured in one after another, and the conversation turned to type-based stereotypes: NT types (purple) love arguing online, SJ types (blue) tend to be well-adjusted to society, and SP types (yellow) skew toward being outgoing extroverts. Some pointed out that results can flip easily depending on how you answer, while others checked their compatibility with their partners’ types — revealing a range of opinions on just how much stock to put in MBTI.

    1AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:35
    ENFP-T — The Campaigner
    2AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:37
    Let's find your MBTI
    → Do the ridiculously long survey, then pay to register just to see your results!
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:40
    Re: #2
    That's a different site
    To be precise, it's the one called 16Personalities
    3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:38
    MBTI: The Commander
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:39
    Re: #3
    Hey, I want to ask the purple types — do you like dark humor?
    10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:45
    Re: #5
    Neither like nor dislike it
    I don't judge based on emotion
    I just respond however's appropriate for the person and the situation
    4AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:39
    If you haven't taken it yet, start here! No need to click anything that looks like a paywall!

    https://www.16personalities.com/ja/%E6%80%A7%E6%A0%BC%E8%A8%BA%E6%96%AD%E3%83%86%E3%82%B9%E3%83%88
    26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:56
    Re: #4
    Reminder: that's a fake MBTI test site
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:46
    Re: #8
    That's kind of rare for this board, isn't it
    Actually blue types seem rare to me personally, but blue is definitely the most socially well-adjusted

    Kind, but probably ends up in trouble from being too kind a lot
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:46
    Re: #10
    You sound so mature
    Like a real grown-up! Do you end up as the leader a lot?
    16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:47
    Re: #14
    I've been in that position since childhood, all the way to now
    20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:50
    INFP-T
    Feels like I got the same result back when I took this before too
    25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:53
    Re: #20
    Finally, an INFP shows up! You've got that dreamy, spaced-out vibe going on
    Also I bet "sleeping" is seriously one of your hobbies
    You look quiet on the outside, but a lot of you have a burning passion inside
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:50
    Re: #13
    Whoa~
    There's yellow, purple, and so on — what decides the colors?
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:56
    Re: #21
    Not totally sure myself
    Yellow: SP types (skew outgoing regardless of introvert/extrovert)
    Green: NF types (have that distinctive dreamy vibe)
    Purple: NT types (basically the ones always arguing online. For some reason a lot of them seem to like dark humor, wonder why)
    Blue: SJ types (the ones who seem most able to fit into society. My biased guess is they're good at routines)
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:56
    I never really trusted this stuff, but I got Commander and my wife got Architect, and I was surprisingly impressed that we ended up in the same family of types
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:59
    Re: #28
    Good thing you two ended up with similar cognitive functions
    If your wife had been an ISFP instead, you'd probably end up grilling her without realizing it and making her cry
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:01
    Bet nobody here starts with an E
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:03
    Re: #39
    Actually there are quite a few
    It's just about whether your interest points outward or inward, so you get a fair number of ENTPs and the like
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:05
    I want to ask the introverts (I types)
    Do you gain energy from being around people? Does seeing someone smile make you smile too?

    The reason I'm asking is I wondered if that's tied to being I or E
    I bet the T types will answer differently
    56AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:10
    Re: #45
    I'm an ISFP who basically wants to be alone when I'm tired
    But I don't want to be completely alone either
    About once a month I want to cut loose and have fun with everyone
    68AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:17
    Re: #45
    Like I wrote, I switched from E to I, but if my own effort makes my family or friends smile, that makes me happy
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:05
    Can't believe people still buy into this stuff
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:07
    Re: #46
    It's not so much that I "believe" it, more that I want to understand myself and others better through it
    To be precise, it's the cognitive-functions theory I put more stock in
    For example, they say ENTP and ISFJ are supposedly the worst match, but I don't think that's actually true
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:06
    Re: #41
    Yeah, there do seem to be a lot of "Debaters" here
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:07
    Re: #50
    Debate (aka arguing online)
    Well I don't know the details of the "Debater" type, but taking it at face value, yeah, the people glued to 5ch definitely do love arguing
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:09
    Re: #52
    I really love how Debaters make excuses and argue their points
    Even in a slightly losing position they'll use their talking skills to steer things somewhere entertaining
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:10
    63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:14
    Alright, how about everyone shares an episode that made them go "yep, I really am this type" (for me, it's "yep, I really am an ENFP")
    79AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:28
    Re: #63
    I hate dealing with other people
    But I'm basically good at handling them, so people like me and I actually get judged as socially strong

    I'm generally bad at presentations, but presenting to non-experts (teaching them something from scratch) apparently gets really good reviews, so maybe there's something to it saying a career in education could suit me 🥺
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:30
    Re: #79
    So deep down you don't actually like dealing with people
    Sounds like an INFP who's good at navigating life
    I'd be happy if an INFP were my teacher! That's so kind of you
    103AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:48
    Unless you're really extreme one way or another, this stuff changes easily just from small differences in how you answer, doesn't it
    108AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:53
    Re: #103
    Case in point: me, extremely skewed and never changing

    Background and Talking Points

    The 16Personalities site used in the thread is a free personality test, but it’s a separate private service from the official MBTI (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator) developed by psychologists Myers and Briggs, and it’s said to have no connection to The Myers-Briggs Company, the U.S. trademark holder. The thread’s remark “reminder: that’s a fake MBTI test site” appears to reflect this distinction. Likewise, the idea of color-coding the four-letter types — like calling NT types “purple” — comes from the “temperament theory” proposed by psychologist David Keirsey, and isn’t part of the original MBTI framework. Because MBTI sorts personality into a definitive combination of four categories, it tends to make for lively, entertaining discussion, even though psychologists still widely question its reliability and validity. The thread showed both skeptical comments (“it changes easily depending on how you answer,” “can’t believe people still buy into this stuff”) alongside posts genuinely interested in the cognitive-functions theory — suggesting many people enjoy it less for the results themselves than as a way to better understand themselves and others.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Tell me your MBTI.”

  • Juice=Juice’s Duet at the Hamada Song Festival Goes Viral in 3 Hours — Tops 470,000 Views

    A duet performed by Juice=Juice members Inoue and Danbara (Reiruru) on the September 4 broadcast of “Hamada Kayosai” went viral within about three hours, with the post racking up 473,000 views. On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, many praised their vocal skill, with comments like “their harmony was so clean it sounded lip-synced.” At the same time, the show’s own household TV ratings came in at just 3.3%, and reactions split over how to interpret the gap between the buzz on social media and the low broadcast ratings.

    4AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:39
    Going viral is basically par for the course for them
    5AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:40
    It's not just Hello! Project fans posting 'come back again' — regular viewers were saying they want to see them again too. Goes to show they're really idols with mass appeal.
    6AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:40
    I'm not gonna like some unauthorized repost.
    7AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:41
    They're getting discovered exactly the way they deserve to be.
    8AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:41
    473k views, that's insane.
    10AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:43
    Reiruru's voice really carries — even first-time viewers go 'whoa.'
    12AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:47
    Wait, why!?
    That's amazing.
    13AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:47
    Juice=Juice pulling off another landslide win, huh.
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:48
    Not this self-promo stunt again.
    15AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:48
    Going viral like that basically doesn't happen unless people outside the fanbase are liking it too.
    16AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:49
    Ebata's photo went viral with 20k likes recently too — people said the photography was really good.
    17AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    Hey there, old-timer — it's over here now~
    18AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    Being able to just duet on a song they hadn't even practiced together shows how solid their fundamentals are.
    20AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    Re: #18
    Their harmony was so clean I thought, 'wait, is this lip-synced?'
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:57
    Re: #18
    Obviously it's staged, lol
    19AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:52
    Hamada Kayosai is a popular show, so getting booked on something like this is what makes you a top-tier idol.
    22AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:55
    Well, ANGERME is still way ahead when it comes to vocal skill though.
    25AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:57
    Singing aside, being a tall idol really is an advantage, I think.
    26AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:58
    I mean, the songs are obviously decided by the script — everyone practices the day before.
    27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:59
    I don't dislike people who are naive like that.
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:03
    Re: #23
    Don't need that kind of amateur take.
    29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:03
    [Sad news] Hamada Kayosai's ratings: 3.3%
    https://imgur.com/s2LKCmH.png
    31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:09
    Re: #29
    Hamada Kayosai was trending, so who cares about TV ratings that only reflect old folks watching anymore
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:21
    Re: #29
    Here comes the ratings-obsessed guy lmaooo
    Of course it's low, the show itself is boring as hell
    Honestly it was painful to watch
    84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:25
    Re: #29
    Maybe Hamada's show has just hit its limit
    Though other networks are running out of ideas too
    30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:07
    They smashed through the wall that used to trap Hello! Project inside its own bubble of 'no matter what we do, it's never good enough.' Bookings keep rolling in one after another, and they're setting a precedent that good members + skill + good songs can go viral — and yet people still go around hating on Juice=Juice. That's exactly why Hello! Project fans get a bad rap.
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:11
    Re: #30
    Seriously, this
    Especially that copy-paste spam flooding from certain ANGERME fans — it's not doing anything but smearing ANGERME's own image
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:12
    They've genuinely been on a winning streak this whole time
    So did any other idols even put up a fight?
    Beverly's in her own category as a proper singer, of course
    37AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:16
    Re: #34
    Tsuzumin carried herself like a true celebrity
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:12
    Juri Tanaka has fully clocked who Juice=Juice's leader and sub-leader are
    36AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:13
    Not a single weak link — it was an episode really worth watching.
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:17
    This kind of showing might even be enough to carry the momentum through to 'Ebamifu' (fan nickname for another member pairing).
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:19
    There was one more

    Hulu Today's Popularity Ranking (TV)

    #126
    Momoiro Clover Z Haru no Ichidaiji 2012 ~Yokohama Arena Masaka no 2DAYS~ Momoiro Clover☆All Stars

    #199
    Momoiro Clover Z Haru no Ichidaiji 2012 ~Yokohama Arena Masaka no 2DAYS~ Miwataseba Dai Panorama Jigoku
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:19
    I watched it but that scene where Jesse and Reirei were in sync, the one used in the promo, wasn't even in there. What was that image even from?
    82AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:25
    Re: #16
    Which tweet was Ebata's 20k-like viral one?
    103AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:27
    Re: #82
    This one
    93AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:26
    Re: #82
    Pretty sure it's that one with the four face shots
    Though I don't fully remember
    114AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:34
    Funny how, even at this point, there are still tons of people tweeting that they just learned her name for the first time.

    Background and Points of Debate

    “Man-buzz” (万バズ) is slang for a social media post whose reactions — likes and the like — exceed 10,000, a metric distinct from raw view/impression counts. In the thread, two camps coexisted: those who took the strong response from viewers outside the Hello! Project fanbase as “proof of mainstream appeal,” and those who suspected the buzz was manufactured by insiders (self-promotion). Because the social media buzz and the show’s 3.3% household TV rating were being discussed side by side, opinions split over how to interpret the two figures together. TV household ratings tend to strongly reflect the viewing habits of older audiences, while social media reactions tend to reflect the interests of younger audiences — the thread itself never raises the premise that the two don’t necessarily align, but it’s worth keeping in mind when weighing these seemingly contradictory numbers.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “[Breaking] Juice=Juice’s Inoue and Danbara (Reiruru) from Hamada Kayosai already going viral after just 3 hours — a record-breaking moment for our army.”

  • “American Lake” Refusal Sends Veteran Map App Soaring to #1 on the App Store

    Following Apple Maps and other apps relabeling the “Gulf of Mexico” as the “Gulf of America,” a new push to rename a lake “American Lake” has become the latest talking point. One veteran map app reportedly refused to make the change — and instead of losing ground, it shot up to #1 in the App Store rankings. On 5ch, posts riffing on the renaming trend piled up one after another, with the discussion spreading into debates over map apps in general and comparisons with Japan’s own map services.

    Published

    September 2, 2026, 8:13 PM

    Author

    Source: itmedia.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 3, 2026 17:51
    Now we can finally recreate "Pachinko Gundam Station"!! (a jokey nickname for stations that are really just known by the flashy pachinko parlor next door)
    3AnonymousSep 3, 2026 18:04
    So it really was true — not just Canadians, but Americans are laughing at this too.
    4AnonymousSep 3, 2026 18:04
    Legendary after the SWAT team stormed in
    5AnonymousSep 3, 2026 18:54
    Next up, next up: renaming the Strait of Hormuz to the Trump Strait!
    Is this the final form of an attention-seeking YouTuber or what
    8AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:40
    Turns out users can just rename stuff themselves lol
    I wanna make a "Lake Hyrule" somewhere
    9AnonymousSep 3, 2026 19:40
    You could make a map of Morioh, S City, M Prefecture (the deliberately vague fictional setting from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    11AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:15
    Isn't it Mapion we're talking about? (a long-running Japanese map service)
    13AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:32
    Let's fight back and rename the Pacific Ocean the "Japan Ocean"!
    15AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:56
    Re: #13
    Having Trump-level intelligence is nothing to be proud of
    14AnonymousSep 3, 2026 21:52
    "Hawaii Sea" works fine too, right.
    16AnonymousSep 4, 2026 00:31
    Sounds like Trump Street is about to become TACO Street ("TACO" = the meme for "Trump Always Chickens Out")
    18AnonymousSep 4, 2026 03:31
    "American Lake" has zero sense of style
    21AnonymousSep 4, 2026 08:49
    >Free app

    Guess that means no profit then
    22AnonymousSep 4, 2026 09:08
    At this point there's not much room left to fall even if the Trump-obsessed crowd glares at them
    so standing out might actually be the smarter move
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 16:50
    If you're gonna joke with a president's name, it's gotta be "Lake Trump," right
    25AnonymousSep 4, 2026 17:42
    "Great Trump Lake," perhaps
    33AnonymousSep 4, 2026 19:18
    Every American shop should be renamed "America-ya" (Japanese-style "-ya" shop suffix)
    37AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:52
    Oh, they mean Zenrin! (a well-known Japanese map-data company)
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:27
    Didn't they also say they were gonna rename the Pacific Ocean?
    40AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:29
    Even that guy Dave Spector said "Lake Epstein" would be a good name (Spector is an American-born TV personality famous in Japan; the reference is to Jeffrey Epstein)

    Background and Key Points

    Under a January 2025 executive order, the Trump administration called for the U.S. domestic name of the “Gulf of Mexico” to be changed to the “Gulf of America,” and both Google Maps and Apple Maps fell in line. The news generating buzz this time is that a veteran map app which refused a similar renaming request climbed to the top of the App Store rankings — based on an article ITmedia published on September 2, 2026. The thread saw a steady stream of joke place-names poking fun at the renaming craze, with some commenters tying it back to Japan’s own map services, while opinions split over just how much a name change should count as “political deference.” Note that the original article does not specify the name of the lake in question or the app involved, so readers should consult the source article for further details.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Business news+) thread “Refusing “American Lake” Sent It to #1 on the App Store — Who Is This “Forgotten” Veteran Map App?.”

  • Ramen Jiro Kyoto Sparks Debate Over ‘Finish Your Large Bowl in 15 Minutes’ Rule After Customer Vomits Nearby

    Kyoto’s hugely popular ramen shop “Ramen Jiro Kyoto” was the subject of a report by Joseishi (Women’s Own) after a customer who ordered a large portion couldn’t finish it and ended up vomiting nearby. The shop has a rule for large orders: finish within 15 minutes of being served. Whether that standard is fair became a hot topic on 5ch’s News Speed+ board. The article notes the shop itself says “it’s totally fine if you leave food unfinished,” but the thread split sharply between “15 minutes is way too short” and “it’s your own fault for ordering more than you can eat — personal responsibility.”

    “Someone’s throwing up nearby” — At a wildly popular ramen shop, a customer who ordered the large portion vomited in the neighborhood → the shop’s “finish within 15 minutes” rule draws mixed reactions: “That’s really too short” vs. “It’s on you” | Joseishi

    Published: 2026/09/04 17:20 Last updated: 2026/09/04 18:56 Joseishi Editorial Team

    Ramen Jiro Kyoto, a popular ramen shop famous for its enormous portions, is causing a stir with a “new rule” it has introduced for its large-size ramen.

    Source: jisin.jp / Read the original article here

    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:28
    They should at least let people bring their own takeout containers.
    170AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:05
    Re: #11
    Nobody wants to take home half-eaten ramen though…
    35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:35
    So after 15 minutes do they walk up and go 'Nice watch you've got there, pal' (a Kansai-dialect line mimicking a yakuza-style shakedown)?
    77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    Re: #35
    They'll say 'on the house' in Kyoto dialect (dosu) and bring out ochazuke (a Kyoto in-joke — offering tea-over-rice is code for 'time for you to leave')
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:38
    Re: #1
    《As I've said many times, it's totally fine to leave food unfinished》

    ↑
    Seriously? I thought if you left food at Jiro, the staff and other customers would start yelling at you?
    52AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:39
    Re: #49
    I heard they post your photo and ban you for life.
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:39
    Someone who takes 40 minutes to eat a bowl of ramen is just a nuisance to the shop.
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:39
    For reference
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:40
    Table turnover is everything there — people call it 'a pig trough' for a reason.
    66AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:42
    Re: #54
    Why call it pig slop? Jiro-style is the best ramen there is, no question about it
    Regular shops don't even come close.
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:43
    This is specifically about the large size, remember
    Basically: if you can't finish it, don't order it.
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    Re: #69
    You don't know until you actually try eating it, though.
    85AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:45
    Quite a lot of people get diarrhea from eating ramen
    Some people always get it with extra-firm noodles (barikata) — those people really should not eat ramen at all
    Seriously, you can end up with an intestinal condition.
    92AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:48
    Re: #85
    I'd bet it's the back fat (senaka-abura). There are probably people allergic to kansui (the alkaline noodle water) too, but if it doesn't happen at other shops that's probably not it — and I don't think garlic is the culprit either, surprisingly.
    97AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:50
    Re: #85
    I think it's the amount of fat — could be the back fat or the chashu pork causing it.
    146AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:59
    Re: #85
    Kansui is alkaline, so it doesn't fully break down and irritates the stomach — that's just a normal reaction. The longer noodles boil, the more kansui dissolves into the water, so getting sick from extra-firm (barikata) noodles is clearly that. Though sometimes it's fat causing indigestion, or garlic getting to you.
    86AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:45
    Never been to Ramen Jiro, but I had no idea there was a 15-minute rule. Guess I'll never go.
    95AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:49
    Re: #86
    There's no rule like that generally, but it's true things get tense if you're slow.
    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:52
    If the portions are really that different from a normal shop, maybe they should display a sample or something.
    120AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:54
    Re: #109
    The portion sizes are actually clearly stated already.
    118AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:53
    At the Meguro branch, if you're slow they start hinting 'it's fine to leave some,' and if you keep ignoring it they'll complain
    Also, at a famous Jiro-inspired shop, I once asked for change and got tsk'd at.
    134AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:55
    Re: #118
    These days most shops and even supermarkets won't break bills for you anyway.
    125AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:54
    The Jirorians (Jiro superfans) around them should just call out any customer who vomits or recklessly over-orders and leaves food
    It shouldn't be on the shop — Jirorians should police their own community.
    131AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:55
    Re: #125
    Sorry, but how exactly would that prevent anything??
    135AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:56
    Re: #92
    If it were diarrhea caused by fat 'alone' that'd still be manageable, but quite a few people also react to the wheat and gluten on top of that
    In that case it's genuinely a health problem
    Of course, if you're fine with it, eat all you want.
    144AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:59
    Re: #135
    Also depends on the shop, but the noodles and chashu might be made in advance and just sitting there.
    141AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:58
    Re: #134
    Isn't that probably about the ticket machine?
    If it's the ticket machine, they'd surely handle it
    since they're deliberately keeping a machine that doesn't accept large bills, that's the whole premise.
    155AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:02
    Re: #141
    That was the ticket machine — I told them it wouldn't take a 10,000 yen bill and got a 'tch' lol, muttered something like 'go get change first'
    well, it's a popular shop, so I guess that's how it goes lol
    145AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:59
    Re: #1
    If you take 40 minutes, the noodles would be totally soggy and the soup stone cold — it'd taste awful
    No wonder they threw up lol
    148AnonymousSep 5, 2026 01:00
    Re: #145
    It was already bad to begin with, so no loss!!

    Background and key points of the debate

    Ramen Jiro is known for serving noodles, soup, and toppings in portions several times larger than typical ramen, and because each branch operates almost independently, the etiquette for ordering (“the call”) and the standard for whether you must finish your bowl or can leave food varies shop by shop. The “finish your large in 15 minutes” rule causing a stir here appears to be a policy unique to the Kyoto branch, which is why commenters on the thread expressed surprise, saying they’d never heard of such a rule before. Even though the shop repeatedly states in the article that “it’s completely fine to leave food unfinished,” online the rumor that “leaving food gets you banned” has taken on a life of its own. Opinions are split between those questioning a shop that keeps serving portions large enough to make people physically ill, and those who place the responsibility on customers for choosing how much to order — making this a debate that doesn’t reduce neatly to “the shop is at fault” or “the customer is at fault.”

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Ramen Jiro Kyoto: Customer who ate the large portion vomited nearby → “Finish within 15 minutes” rule sparks mixed reactions of “that’s really too short” and “personal responsibility”.”

  • Takuya Kimura’s gutsy Yoshinoya beef bowl chow-down draws flak — some say he’s “trying too hard to look like a foodie”

    Yoshinoya’s new commercial featuring Takuya Kimura, “Me and My Favorite Beef,” began airing nationwide on September 3, and a scene where he heartily wolfs down an “extra-large negi-daku with raw egg” bowl became a talking point. While some criticized both the eating style and his foodie-sounding way of ordering, 5ch saw plenty of pushback too, with comments like “it’s not really bad enough to deserve this much hate” and “isn’t this just a handful of complaints being blown up into a ‘controversy’ article?” The thread also cleared up some misunderstandings about how negi-daku (extra onion) actually works, along with reminders that Kimura has been criticized for his eating style in commercials before. In the end, the thread focused less on the commercial itself and more on a clash of opinions over how the criticism was being framed.

    Commercial video

    Takuya Kimura draws some criticism for heartily wolfing down an “extra-large negi-daku with raw egg” bowl in Yoshinoya ad… his “foodie-sounding order” also gets called out

    Actor Takuya Kimura’s new commercial for gyudon (beef bowl) chain Yoshinoya, “Me and My Favorite Beef,” began airing nationwide on September 3.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:17
    No way a rich guy like Kimura actually eats that stuff
    92AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:45
    Re: #3
    There's probably a better chance he actually eats it than Satomi Ishihara does
    5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:18
    What kind of life do you have to live to think 'I should write an article about this'
    6AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:18
    Feels like he gets slammed for how he eats every single time
    7AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:18
    With negi-daku, the more onion you pile on, the less meat you get
    so of course Yoshinoya wants to push it
    69AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:38
    Re: #7
    Wait, seriously? It's not just added on top?
    8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:19
    Who even orders negi-daku?
    You're just losing out
    9AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:20
    You guys nitpick literally everything lately, huh?
    Seriously, people online are way too nasty — have some self-awareness as Japanese people
    55AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:33
    Re: #9
    The criticism's always been there — there's just more web news outlets now turning a handful of complaints into a "controversy" article
    11AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:20
    Whatever he does just feels fake, or kind of shallow
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    Re: #11
    It's the usual "Kimura playing the role of Kimura" thing
    Same old "Look how wild I am~" routine
    13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:21
    I once ordered mine with no sauce and it came out extra-saucy
    No, seriously — I sent it back saying no sauce, and they just drained the sauce off that same extra-saucy bowl and brought it right back
    That one got me. I was past anger, just stunned. Come on, Yoshinoya.
    14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:22
    Isn't negi-daku just a topping option now?
    15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:22
    I'm a total amateur so I'll just stick with the beef-and-salmon set
    17AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:24
    The foodie-sounding line is scripted, and the eating style got the OK from the crew, so viewers have no business complaining
    21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:25
    Oh, he's still alive?
    Thought he died suddenly a few years back
    23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:25
    Re: #21
    Huh? What do you mean?
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:29
    Re: #21
    If you mean the Giants guy, that was over 15 years ago
    22AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:25
    Watched the video — it's really not bad enough to deserve this much hate
    28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:27
    Extra-large, extra sauce, piled high with red pickled ginger!
    33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:28
    Honestly, getting mad about this is a bit unhinged
    I don't think it looks great either, but it's not bad enough to actually deserve criticism
    People just want something to bash
    34AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:28
    Onions aren't even that good, don't need a ton of them
    41AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:29
    Gotta hand it to the production crew, they shot it at an angle so his tongue never shows on camera
    Still has a full head of hair too, so jealous
    42AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:30
    There was a time the beef plate in my beef-and-salmon set was so small it looked like someone had already snacked on it. Haven't been back since.
    44AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:30
    Forget Kimura's eating style — anyone eating at a gyudon joint isn't exactly minding their manners, it's just messy eating in general
    45AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    Re: #1
    People who can't feel satisfied unless they voice a complaint about absolutely everything
    Sounds exhausting
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    Extra meat topping, a bit more sauce
    and a ton of red pickled ginger
    48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    I use raw egg (gyoku) too, but dropping it straight into the bowl and wolfing it down after a quick chopstick stir is admittedly kind of crude

    The egg comes out in its own little dish, so you mix it there first, then pour it into the bowl from low down and stir it through so the flavor's even before you dig in
    49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    Well, Nakai seems more like the type who'd actually eat at Yoshinoya
    50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    I think there'd be demand for a stripped-down Yoshinoya that only sells regular and large gyudon
    And obviously no ticket machines or tablet ordering
    56AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:34
    Re: #50
    No idea what crowd would actually want that
    51AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:31
    Watched the ad and honestly, Kimura's voice is really good
    54AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:32
    I mean, he got slammed for that ochazuke commercial 30 years ago too
    Nothing's changed
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:35
    The complainer, apparently: "I'm the one who eats Yoshinoya gyudon the best!"

    Background and Key Points

    Yoshinoya’s new commercial “Me and My Favorite Beef” has been airing nationwide since September 3, and the scene of Takuya Kimura heartily wolfing down his gyudon appears to be scripted. The thread also revealed some misunderstandings about the order itself. Several posters pointed out that “negi-daku” isn’t a topping that adds extra beef — it actually swaps in more onion for less meat — and some users had mistakenly assumed it was a bonus order that got you more for your money. On the criticism of Kimura’s eating style, opinions were split between those who said he’s been called out for this in commercials for years, and those who argued that web news outlets are simply blowing a handful of complaints into a full-blown “controversy” story — with many posts questioning the reporting itself rather than the substance of the criticism. Some also noted that Kimura faced similar criticism in a commercial more than 30 years ago, a reminder that intense scrutiny of celebrities’ table manners is nothing new.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Takuya Kimura orders “extra-large negi-daku with raw egg” in Yoshinoya commercial, drawing some criticism for his hearty chowing-down… his foodie-sounding order also gets called out.”

  • Friday Roadshow airs ‘Titanic’ Part 1, sparks reactions — 5ch: “DiCaprio was at his peak during his Romeo+Juliet era”

    On September 4, Nippon TV’s “Friday Roadshow” aired the first half of the 1997 film “Titanic.” In an unusual two-week format, the second half is set to air on the 11th. On 5ch, the famous scene of DiCaprio and Kate Winslet embracing at the bow sparked a wave of posts reminiscing about how young the actors looked, roughly 30 years after the film’s release. At the same time, there was grumbling about the two-week airing format and some mocking comments about the film being overhyped as a masterpiece, making for a thread where opinions were far from unanimous.

    Net abuzz over first half of two-week broadcast of the classic “Titanic” — bow embrace scene draws “What a scene… to think it sinks after this” and “Feels totally different watching it now than as a kid”… battles “T Inui” for the top spot on X trends

    Nippon TV’s “Friday Roadshow” (9 PM) aired the first half of James Cameron’s “Titanic” (1997) on the 4th — a film that shines brilliantly in cinema history as a massive blockbuster. The second half will air the following week, on the 11th, in a two-week format.

    Just before the end of the first half, the broadcast showed the famous scene of Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet embracing at the bow, followed by the scene where DiCaprio’s character Jack sketches Winslet’s character Rose in the nude.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:34
    DiCaprio was still gorgeous back then, but here and there you could already catch a glimpse of his current look (that gorilla-ish vibe).
    13AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:37
    Re: #3
    21AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:42
    Re: #13
    That's Jack Nicholson
    57AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:03
    Re: #13
    That's Shusaku Toba (a well-known Japanese celebrity chef)
    6AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:35
    The actor who played the villainous husband was such a good actor
    that apparently he got seriously trashed by the public after the movie came out
    11AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:37
    Re: #6
    He was also one of Biff's henchmen in Back to the Future
    16AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:38
    Re: #6
    He was such a heartthrob in Memphis Belle though
    Also just found out that the hateful mother character was played by that slim actress who used to show up a lot in Clint Eastwood movies
    8AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:36
    https://imgur.com/lKzGXCo.jpeg
    https://imgur.com/eNkh4g7.jpeg
    ENDAAAAAA (drawn-out anguished scream)
    9AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:36
    They didn't cut the boob scene, huh — what's the actual criteria here (´・ω・`)
    10AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:37
    Don't spoil it, man
    19AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:42
    Re: #10
    I wonder how many people watched this movie with zero knowledge of the actual Titanic sinking
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:37
    Re: #1
    > "To think it sinks after this"

    That's on the level of posting "Who would've thought Akechi would betray him" (a famous historical betrayal in Japan)
    Is anyone seriously posting that?
    18AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:41
    This article is way too pointless, even by usual standards
    22AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:43
    DiCaprio during his Romeo+Juliet era was seriously gorgeous
    I thought he was more beautiful than the heroine
    28AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:45
    Re: #22
    Totally get it
    Romeo+Juliet and Titanic were peak DiCaprio
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:43
    Even that nouveau-riche lady (Molly Brown, played by Kathy Bates) looked younger here than she did 13 years earlier in Misery, if anything
    24AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:43
    I wonder how much they get paid to write garbage articles like this
    74AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:29
    Re: #24
    Probably about 10 yen per character
    25AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:44
    I wish I could've seen the timeline where River Phoenix played the role
    26AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:44
    DiCaprio looks better in The Basketball Diaries anyway, and the story's more interesting too
    29AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:46
    The part after it turns into a panic is the interesting part
    Are you an idiot or something, lol
    30AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:46
    Centuries later, when they raised the box, there was a vampire inside, right?
    32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:47
    Watching Titanic on broadcast TV nowadays, what kind of punishment game is that
    You can probably stream it on any subscription service anyway
    46AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    Re: #32
    Watching it on terrestrial TV is all about pairing it with the live-commentary board (5ch's real-time discussion threads)
    34AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:48
    Lol the thread title itself is a spoiler
    Since I'm salty about it, I'll spoil something too
    The culprit was that guy
    36AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:50
    Anyway, James Cameron is a genius
    38AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    If I'm ever in a disaster, I'll grab some random kid nearby
    and use them to get priority evacuation
    Dying means you lose
    40AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    Yeah, no wonder foreign films are declining… 😒
    41AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:52
    If it were split over Friday-Saturday I'd get it, but splitting it over two separate weeks is annoying
    43AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    Whenever there's a 'name your top 5 movies' conversation
    there's always someone who mocks you for including Titanic
    even though it's flawless as entertainment
    45AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    Re: #43
    Top 5, lol
    Nice try, poser
    44AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    Is next week the final episode? This is gonna empty out the entertainment districts
    60AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:08
    I went to see this with my girlfriend back when it first came out, and by the end she and basically every woman in the theater was bawling
    I just thought 'poor DiCaprio' and couldn't feel moved at all, so I figured that's probably why women are into Disney movies
    61AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:12
    Re: #60
    Maybe it's just me,
    but I ended up laughing at DiCaprio's frozen face at the end — nowhere near feeling moved
    83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:46
    Re: #60
    Back then there were tons of women crying after the theater lights came up
    I was genuinely moved too and almost cried myself
    But that movie's packed with everything women love, plus Jack's character is so well-crafted that it's easy to project onto him

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    “Titanic” is James Cameron’s 1997 film, widely known as one of the biggest hits in movie history and a multiple Academy Award winner. This broadcast on “Friday Roadshow” split the runtime — normally shown in one sitting — into two parts with a full week’s gap in between, which drew complaints on the thread about the airing format itself, with comments like “Friday-Saturday I’d get, but two separate weeks is annoying.” The main focus of discussion wasn’t so much the content of the film itself as the “passage of time” — nearly 30 years since its release. Many posts reminisced about how beautiful DiCaprio and Kate Winslet looked when they were young, while other posts noted that naming Titanic among one’s top 5 favorite movies tends to get you mocked — suggesting that while the film’s reputation as a classic is well established, there’s also a segment of viewers who take a cooler view, seeing it as overhyped. The thread also touched on an anecdote about co-star Billy Zane (who played the villainous Cal): his performance was apparently so convincing that he faced backlash from audiences after the film’s release.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[TV] Net abuzz over first half of two-week broadcast of the classic ‘Titanic’! Bow embrace scene draws “What a scene… to think it sinks after this”.”

  • Shohei Ohtani Wants to Keep Playing Despite Injuries — Manager Roberts: “We’ll Decide Based on What’s Best for the Team”

    It has emerged that Shohei Ohtani told the team he wants to keep playing despite ongoing issues with his left knee and right biceps. The discomfort — which began in his left knee in early June and his right biceps in early July — has persisted on and off for nearly three months, and swing irregularities reportedly began appearing after the August 30 game against the Tigers. Manager Dave Roberts said, “He wants to be out there, but ultimately we’ll decide based on whether it’s good for the team,” signaling a shift toward team-led management of his playing time — a call that had previously been left to Ohtani’s own feel. On 5ch, reactions split between those seeing a sense of déjà vu from his Angels days and those saying he should rest instead of pushing through it.

    On the possibility of a 10-day injured list (IL) stint, Roberts would only say, “We’ll judge it day by day based on how he’s feeling.” The day before, Ohtani struck out swinging and was seen shaking out his right arm afterward; Roberts revealed the discomfort extends up into his neck, saying, “It feels like something from the biceps up through the neck isn’t working the way it should. He wasn’t getting the response he wanted and was wincing.”

    Ohtani first reported trouble with his left knee in early June and his right biceps in early July. Up until now, decisions on whether he’d keep hitting or how his pitching rehab would go had respected his own feel and input. But after nearly three months of ups and downs, a “warning sign” appeared when swing irregularities showed up following the August 30 game against the Tigers. With the season heading into its final stretch, Roberts explained that his playing time will now be managed by the team going forward. “We’ll decide whether to put him in the lineup based on what’s ultimately best for the team. Last night was the turning point. He wants to play. But we’re not going to put him out there just because of the name on the back of his jersey,” he said, indicating the team will carefully assess his condition from here.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    This is playing out exactly like his Angels days lol
    3AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:51
    So it's the usual routine — the fanboys won't stop him, and it's the team's fault for not benching him?
    10AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:52
    He probably doesn't even realize he's causing trouble for everyone around him
    11AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    The untouchable one (age 32)
    18AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    Re: #11
    But since they can actually bench him, doesn't that mean he's not really untouchable?
    Though maybe you could call it "untouchable" in the sense that they can't keep him benched
    12AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    Does he want to be a DH-only guy so badly that he'll make others clean up after him and cause this much trouble?
    14AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:53
    It's basically like a gambling addiction
    16AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    Doing the exact same thing as his Angels days again lol
    19AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:54
    >>manage the fact that he wants to play, that's your job as the team
    Saying "not just because of the name on his back" now is way too late
    23AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:55
    Might as well just rest up for a while
    Once he's back to full health, get back to mashing home runs
    32AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:57
    Re: #23
    It's hopeless already
    Injuries aside, his numbers have been terrible for the past few years
    24AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:55
    If he's kicking up this much fuss, his contract probably has a no-trade/veto clause built in
    He might turn into an absolute inescapable dead-weight contract (lit. "death-row inmate")
    43AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:02
    Re: #24
    The fact that he's starting to get called a "part-time pitcher" in America is genuinely such a clever nickname lol
    27AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:56
    Even if this version of him plays right now, it'll just drag his stats down
    28AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:56
    Re: #25
    Seriously, you should stop forcibly glorifying this and defending him
    Any normal working adult would get marked down the moment they start causing trouble for people around them
    Are you the type who still goes to work even with the flu? 😅
    31AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:57
    It's just him putting on a show of wanting to play
    Why hasn't anything changed at all since his Angels days
    33AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:58
    Re: #31
    Exactly
    In the end it's all just for show
    35AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:58
    Re: #32
    I want Ohtani to do the two-way thing again at the next WBC too 😭
    39AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:00
    Re: #35
    A 36-year-old guy doing that would just be a hindrance to the team
    37AnonymousSep 4, 2026 23:59
    Just keep him chained to the bench for the rest of next week
    38AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:00
    Re: #37
    I feel like just having a guy like this on the bench is a huge minus
    46AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:03
    A sad little baseball machine
    47AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:04
    Re: #46
    Funny how despite being a "baseball machine," it got leaked that he's been showing up late recently lol
    62AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:10
    Go down to the minors and go eat some burgers!
    65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:14
    Re: #62
    Honestly this is exactly right
    He should take it slow and get back in shape down in the minors
    He can still play baseball there
    67AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:14
    Re: #62
    His contract doesn't allow them to send him down to the minors
    73AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:17
    Before Uehara got told to pipe down for good (lit. "became a real mute"), he said, "Isn't Ohtani going to get injured a lot once he's past 30? When I was starting games, I hated having to hit too because it was so exhausting — that's how much of a toll two-way play takes on your body." Looks like that's exactly what's happening now.
    85AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:35
    Re: #73
    In the end, only guys who've actually started games can really understand how brutal two-way play is
    102AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:44
    The Dodgers organization has officially apologized to fans visiting from Japan for him sitting out, so Ohtani can't just easily take time off

    109AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:51
    Re: #102
    If Ohtani doesn't play after all this, the disappointment will be huge

    >The cost of a Los Angeles tour package to watch Shohei Ohtani play generally runs from about ¥380,000 to over ¥1,000,000 for standard packages, and can range from ¥200,000 to over ¥2,000,000 when including individually arranged or luxury options.
    105AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:47
    It was only for a few years, but he let us dream
    Come back home to the Dragons
    107AnonymousSep 5, 2026 00:50
    Re: #105
    At least wait until you're an actual baseball team before you try to recruit him

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Ohtani reported discomfort in his left knee in early June and his right biceps in early July, and the condition went back and forth for roughly three months. Decisions on whether to keep swinging or how to proceed with rehab had previously been left to his own judgment, but after swing irregularities became noticeable following the August 30 game against the Tigers, manager Dave Roberts made clear the team was shifting to team-led management, saying he wouldn’t play Ohtani “based on the name alone” even if Ohtani wanted to be out there. On the thread, opinions split between those seeing a sense of déjà vu — “same pattern as his Angels days” — and those arguing he should rest up and prepare for next season. It’s also easy to overlook that whether Ohtani plays is tied directly to the business side of things too, such as the contractual restriction preventing a minor-league send-down and the fact that the Dodgers have apologized to tourists over his absences.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Shohei Ohtani Still Demanding to Play, Team Says lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.”