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  • Touch’s Tatsuya Uesugi Quit Baseball After All — 5ch: ‘Still Active at 59’

    A Yahoo News article claiming that Touch’s Tatsuya Uesugi quit baseball after enrolling in college became a hot topic on a thread in 5ch’s Geinou/Sports Breaking News+ board. Regarding Tatsuya’s post-manga story — never actually depicted in the original comic — opinions split over how to treat the sequel anime specials aired on programs like Friday Roadshow, with reactions ranging from “I wish that content never happened” to “the TV version is a dark chapter best forgotten.” Plenty of posts also wondered what became of side characters like Nitta, his sister, and the coach’s daughter, while others weighed in on whether Tatsuya could still make a comeback from injury, citing real pro baseball players as precedent.

    9/6 (Sun) 17:30

    “Wait, he kept playing baseball!?” — Tracing “What Happened to Tatsuya Uesugi,” the Story Never Told in the Touch Manga

    ■ Tatsuya, Who Quit Baseball After Starting College

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:24
    For a second I misread that as 'what happened to Kazuya' (Tatsuya's twin brother — who's already dead, lol)
    5AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:24
    The sequel they did as a TV anime was total garbage.
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:36
    Re: #5
    Original stories tacked onto existing source material are always trash.
    There's never once been a good anime original.
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:25
    Who cares about Touch —
    go chase down what happened after Slam Dunk instead.
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:28
    Re: #6
    Taiwan just went ahead and made their own unofficial part 2, you know.
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:26
    What is this article. I thought there'd be some new info, but it's just explaining the plot of that thing that already aired on Friday Roadshow.
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:26
    Re: #1
    Wasn't Touch's final chapter the one with the Koshien championship trophy plate?
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:27
    The heroine in MIX isn't even all that cute, honestly.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:31
    Re: #11
    Even without blood ties, she's still his sister.
    Same problem as with Minami — it's just plain creepy.
    Thought they brought in the coach's daughter as a second heroine to balance that out, but then she ends up getting all lovey-dovey with his brother instead.
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:27
    Did Mitsuru Adachi himself actually write that follow-up story?
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:28
    Minami, Yuria, and Maetel — shonen manga's three great femme fatales (Yuria from Fist of the North Star, Maetel from Galaxy Express 999).
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:49
    Re: #15
    Site admin rules: "Safe." (a running meme where a mod humorously judges a borderline joke as acceptable)
    16AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:30
    That garbage sequel where Minami and Nitta almost kiss and she goes "Help me, Tatchan!" — just pretend it never happened.
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:30
    The TV versions of Touch and Kimagure Orange Road are non-canon dark history, right?
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:30
    There was no beat-up, washed-up Nishimura. Got it?
    24AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:33
    Re: #18
    I remember the manager's voice got weirdly cute in that.
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:33
    Nitta's little sister is the pushy, jealous type who can't cook to save her life — basically a Lum ripoff (from Urusei Yatsura), but honestly that's what makes her great.
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:33
    A strange case of a work Adachi himself had zero involvement in.
    28AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:37
    I want to know what actually happened to Nitta afterward.
    A junior teammate mentioned there was a real genius out there, so it sounds like he never went pro.
    Did he die in a motorcycle accident? Or did he just end up going into his parents' company?
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:56
    Re: #28
    Wasn't he the one who joined the BayStars in the movie version?
    68AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:59
    Re: #28
    He seems like the type who'd end up as some young company president. What happened to Nitta's sister, anyway?
    83AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:13
    The anime in Re: #1 felt like pure fantasy back then, but nowadays the top 3 or so guys in NPB could pretty much hold their own in MLB.
    Re: #28
    Sounds like he'd have pulled a personality transplant, GG Sato-style.
    Re: #32
    Please, lay off Captain Tsubasa.
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:38
    And so, even at 59 years old, Tatsuya remains active to this very day.
    70AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:00
    Re: #29
    Probably running some coffee shop somewhere, chuckling to himself.
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:39
    An author who can't write distinct characters.
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:51
    Re: #32
    Nah, he's just a member of the "Mitsuru Adachi Theater Troupe" (the fan joke that all of Adachi's characters look and act like the same recurring cast).
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:39
    Re: #10
    His life after that — through college and up to moving to America — got covered as original anime footage. Never aired on TV, though. I think it came out on video.
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:41
    Re: #35
    It did air on Nippon TV, though?
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:42
    Re: #38
    Didn't know that — I rented it on video. Thanks.
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:27
    Re: #38
    That was Friday Roadshow, right?
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:39
    Did the actual Touch characters show up in MIX after Harada and Nishimura's kid appeared?
    73AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:04
    Re: #36
    > Harada and Nishimura's kid

    Seriously?
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:57
    Tatsuya Uesugi loves Shohei Harada.
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:12
    Re: #64
    I love Kobuhei.
    69AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:00
    With just a one-year doctor's suspension, he'd still get drafted on the expectation of recovering from Tommy John surgery — like Hanshin's Shimomura.
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:19
    Re: #69
    Way back, Tomoo Watanabe — who Kiyohara pushed hard for — got drafted by Seibu under similar circumstances.
    71AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:02
    Re: #14
    Wasn't that the one where Rukawa is the coach?
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:16
    Re: #71
    Oh really? You really know your stuff.
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:11
    Whatever happened to that idol girl he got close with on the bullet train to Koshien in the original manga?
    94AnonymousSep 6, 2026 21:25
    Re: #79
    She got conned by a male idol, attempted suicide, and on top of that her little sister debuted in adult videos.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Even after the original Touch manga finished its run, TV specials and other sequel footage continued to be made, including an installment that aired on Friday Roadshow. However, since these weren’t handled directly by Mitsuru Adachi but were original storylines created by the anime staff using the existing characters, fans are often split on whether they should count as an official continuation. The storyline involving Minami and Nitta’s relationship that came up in the thread also comes from this sequel anime and doesn’t exist in the manga itself. Similar situations exist with other popular baseball and sports manga — Slam Dunk, for instance, has had unofficial sequels made overseas — so the question of how far to treat sequel footage as “official canon” isn’t unique to Touch. The thread also pointed out that the source article itself isn’t really new information, but rather a rehash summarizing the content of existing sequel footage.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “[Touch] “Wait, he kept playing baseball!?” — Tracing “What Happened to Tatsuya Uesugi,” the Story Never Told in the Manga.”

  • Why Is ‘Bakemonogatari’ a Harem Anime Classic? 5ch Weighs In: ‘I Still Don’t Get Why Hanekawa Lost’

    On 5ch’s live-commentary board “Nandemo Jikkyo G,” a thread looking back at the 2009 anime “Bakemonogatari” took off. Based on Nisio Isin’s novels and produced by SHAFT, the series — centered on protagonist Araragi’s relationships with multiple heroines — is said to have rivaled “Haruhi” in popularity, and the thread drew plenty of nostalgic enthusiasm for that era. The conversation really took off around why Tsubasa Hanekawa, long seen as the frontrunner, ultimately wasn’t chosen, with posters speculating it came down to the precariousness of her relationships and her status as a vampire’s thrall. Other topics ranged widely too, covering the ending themes that change with each heroine’s arc, the manga adaptation’s art, and how confusing the series’ viewing order is.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:17
    This was as popular as Haruhi, wasn't it
    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:17
    The endings and Kana Hanazawa's songs are just too strong
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:18
    The girls are so loaded with red flags that even Gahara (Senjougahara) comes off as the sane one
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:20
    Re: #4
    Sengoku and Hanekawa are the top two red flags
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    Re: #4
    If Gahara hadn't been chosen either, I feel like she'd have completely lost it
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:59
    Re: #4
    Gahara used to seem like a scary woman to me, but now she just looks like a normal girl who caught the eye of a scary guy
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:19
    I genuinely never understood why Hanekawa lost
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:26
    Re: #6
    A woman who stabs people with a weapon at the drop of a hat could actually die unless she's with the protagonist — a vampire's thrall with regenerative powers — so she can't be paired off with anyone else. Plus she's basically distrustful of any man who isn't him.
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:41
    Re: #6
    LOL, even Yui Horie (her voice actress) has said as much
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:19
    This anime's held up by 'that' and Deneb working in perfect sync (cryptic 5ch phrasing — exact meaning unclear)
    9AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:20
    Hitagi Senjougahara: "Love is All-Out Effort"
    Tsubasa Hanekawa: "Love is Darkness"
    Shinobu Oshino: "Love is a Blood Oath"
    Mayoi Hachikuji: "Love is Unknown"
    Suruga Kanbaru: "Love is Stubbornness"
    Nadeko Sengoku: "Love is a Diagnosis"
    Karen Araragi: "Love is Every Person for Themself"
    Tsukihi Araragi: "Love is Resonance"

    Hitagi Senjougahara: "Love Melts"
    Tsubasa Hanekawa: "Love Continues"
    Mayoi Hachikuji: "Love Clowns Around"

    Hitagi Senjougahara: "Love is a Feeling"
    Tsubasa Hanekawa: "Love is… Enough Already…"
    Shinobu Oshino: "Love is Exhaustion"
    Suruga Kanbaru: "Love is a Wish Fulfilled"
    Nadeko Sengoku: "Love is a Siege"
    Karen Araragi: "Love is Ferocity"
    (These are the show's real pre-commercial title cards — all read the same in Japanese, but written with different kanji each time for different meanings.)
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:20
    Hitagi Senjougahara: "Love is the End"
    Mayoi Hachikuji: "Love is a Lost Child"
    Suruga Kanbaru: "Love is Repentance"
    Tsubasa Hanekawa: "Love is Right and Wrong"
    Tsukihi Araragi: "Love is Go (the board game)"

    Hitagi Senjougahara: "Love Won't Back Down"
    Tsubasa Hanekawa: "Love is Atonement"
    Shinobu Oshino: "Love is All in Your Head"
    Suruga Kanbaru: "Love is a Charm"
    Karen Araragi: "Love is Dangerous"

    Hitagi Senjougahara: "Love is Body Weight"
    Nadeko Sengoku: "Love is a Monster"
    Tsubasa Hanekawa: "Love is Obscurity"
    Shinobu Oshino: "Love is Master and Servant"
    Tsukihi Araragi: "Love is Complacency"
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:21

    I love manga-version Hanekawa
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    Re: #15
    Honestly might even be cuter than the anime version
    27AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:24
    Everyone always brings up Sengoku's song and the endings, but Hanekawa's is deliciously dark too
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:32
    Re: #27
    It's called "White Sugar Nightmare" — a song that really hammers home she's the losing heroine
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:26
    A girl who staples your mouth shut is just insane
    41AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:29
    Re: #35
    If you think about it, that's actually kind of understandable
    70AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:49
    Re: #35
    Some sketchy local guy suddenly came on to her out of nowhere, so Gahara was desperate — can't really blame her
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:34
    I remember being like '???' when episode 12 turned out to be the TV finale and the rest got pushed to the web
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:38
    Re: #49
    Ending on the date with Gahara is a better finish than dragging it out to episode 15 anyway…
    52AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:36

    Hanekawa with cat ears and glasses is definitely the best
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:37
    I think the conversation with Kanbaru in Bake(monogatari) is peak Nisio Isin
    59AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:40
    Re: #54
    I love the conversation between Araragi and Meme right before he goes off to fight Kanbaru
    57AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:38
    A series that's only still connected to people's minds through its pachinko machines
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:44
    Re: #57
    You mean pachi-slot. The original pachinko machine made zero sense so it wasn't popular, though the 'ama' version (a low-volatility, easier-payout type) got played a fair bit
    74AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:53
    I forget which work it was, but there's a line like 'she got jealous (yakimochi) so the house ended up burned (yaki)' — I wonder how they translate that pun
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:57
    Re: #74
    "She burned with jealousy" — there is actually a Japanese expression like 'to scorch oneself with jealousy' (嫉妬で身を焦がす) that carries similar imagery
    77AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:57
    The beginning was fun, but I stopped watching around when the jiangshi-looking girl showed up
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:03
    Re: #77
    Same here, that character really wasn't necessary…
    78AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:57
    Has anyone here read 'Torimonogatari' (Bird Tale)?
    88AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:03
    Re: #78
    I'm stuck partway through 'Shinomonogatari' (Death Tale)
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:04
    Same thing happened with Haruhi, but come on, just adapt it in chronological order. 'Nise' (Nisemonogatari) is fine as is, but the next one should be 'Kizu' (Kizumonogatari)
    91AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:06
    Re: #90
    Wasn't the 'Toaru' series (A Certain…) also all over the place chronologically? If it still comes together cleanly in the end, I guess it's fine
    99AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:14

    I love the art in the comic version
    102AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:17
    Re: #99
    I wish they'd do a comic version of Kizu too. Everything after Nise is… well, yeah
    106AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:18
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G7FZ1gxakAADJqU.jpg
    108AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:20
    Honestly, Kanbaru is the most level-headed one of them all
    110AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:21
    Re: #108
    She's a lesbian though
    109AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:20
    Weird that it sold so well but never got made into a game
    111AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:22
    Re: #109
    Pretty sure it did get one

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “Bakemonogatari” is an anime based on Nisio Isin’s “Monogatari” novel series, which is known for the fact that its publication and broadcast order doesn’t match the in-story chronology. As noted in the thread, the fact that the prequel “Kizumonogatari” comes after “Nisemonogatari” is a frequent point of confusion, which is why the series is often compared to “The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya,” which had a similarly non-chronological structure. The tradition of changing the ending theme for each heroine’s story arc, performed by that character’s own voice actress, has also become a series staple. Additionally, only some entries in the series have been adapted into manga; “Kizumonogatari,” mentioned in the thread, has an anime adaptation but has not yet been published as a manga. The discussion in the thread mainly consists of commentary on the characters’ relationships and dialogue, with real people mentioned only to the extent of voice actors’ names coming up.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “‘Bakemonogatari,’ the so-called harem masterpiece anime lol.”

  • Why Hasn’t ‘Usogui’ Been Made into an Anime? 5ch: ‘The Air Poker Arc Alone Is Genuinely the Greatest of All Time’

    A thread went up on a 5ch livestream-commentary board asking why Usogui, widely seen as one of the defining works of gambling manga, still hasn’t gotten a TV anime adaptation. While other titles in the same genre — Kakegurui, Liar Game, Junket Bank — have been adapted one after another, posters threw out all sorts of theories for the ‘neglect’: the author’s personality, the sheer complexity of the game setups, the live-action film’s poor box office, and more. At the same time, the thread lit up with praise for ‘Air Poker,’ widely regarded as the series’ single greatest showdown, along with comparisons to other gambling manga.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:20
    Kakegurui, Liar Game, and Junket Bank all got anime adaptations, so why the hell has this one been left in limbo forever?
    3AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:21
    Liar Game sat on the shelf for years too, so quit making that shocked face.
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:21
    It's the author, honestly…

    Also, there's just a ton of 'Wait, is that Izanami?!'-style over-the-top staging that gets needlessly heavy-handed, and the violent parts aren't even that fun.
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    The live-action movie flopping is probably weighing on this more than people think.
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    Seriously, why hasn't this gotten an anime?
    I'd assume it's at least been considered.
    9AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    Starting around the Dotei arc, the games get so complicated you'd have no idea what's going on visually.
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    It already got the 'movie adaptation' treatment ages ago — and that's way more prestigious than a TV anime anyway?
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    Following up Air Poker with Handkerchief Drop (a kids' game later repurposed as a high-stakes gambling game) just doesn't work.
    13AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    It doesn't seem to have the strategic depth of Liar Game either — kind of feels half-baked.
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:23
    It'd probably be too hard to follow as anime.
    Without the on-page text, you just can't keep up with what's happening.
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:24
    Got blocked by the author while he was out here googling himself (an 'egosa').
    16AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:24
    I ate your lie!
    Though the taste was… 🤪👎
    24AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:28
    Re: #16
    That scene was so cool, wasn't it —
    the full lineup of Baku, Kaji, Marco, and Clara facing off against Sada, Kuninishina, and Kitarou. Such a great scene.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:25
    Air Poker alone is genuinely the greatest of all time.
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:27
    Re: #20
    It's not even that much of a stretch.
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:27
    Does Junket Bank even really require memorizing rules?
    It's basically just psychic powers the whole time.
    50AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:35
    Re: #23
    That one's not really a gambling manga or a battle manga to begin with — it's a character-driven manga.
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:28
    The rate of Usogui fans who hate Kakegurui is off the charts.
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:31
    Re: #25
    Because Kakegurui just isn't interesting.
    The level is low — both the gambling and the tricks tied to it.
    45AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:33
    Kyara isn't actually dead, right?
    Just playing dead, right?
    → Cue an absolutely relentless decomposition scene.
    68AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:43
    Re: #45
    Gotta hand it to them for going that thorough with it.
    It was even more brutal than how Persona 3 FES hammered home that Kitarou (fan nickname for the protagonist) had died.
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:37
    Junket Bank could cut every panel that explains the rules entirely, draw it so nobody but the author and the characters understand what's going on, and the reader surveys and volume sales probably wouldn't change one bit.
    59AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:39
    Re: #56
    Judging by the reactions, Usogui's the same way.
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:40
    Re: #56
    The character called 'Calculator' is exactly that — a calculator — with zero appeal beyond being a self-insert vessel for fujoshi shipping.
    57AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:38
    I really love the Labyrinth arc.
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:40
    Re: #57
    Honestly I liked the paper-based Labyrinth game he played against Yukki.
    The flow from start to finish was just too clean.
    66AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:42
    Re: #63
    The Labyrinth game itself is kind of boring, but the concept of wagering your alibi was interesting.
    It pays off as foreshadowing later too.
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:39
    Wrong series, buddy.

    61AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:39
    The idea that enforcing a gambling result requires overwhelming violence backing it up was a good concept.
    But once you realize that's basically the author's actual personal philosophy, it suddenly gets unbearably cheesy.
    97AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:09
    Re: #61
    Just write it with guns and weapons already.
    65AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:41
    Honestly, I like the violent scenes more.
    They'd probably end up looking cheap in anime form anyway, so it's fine if they skip that part.
    72AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:46
    Re: #65
    Batouki was made in answer to people wanting violence-only content, and look at the sorry state it ended up in.
    75AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:50
    I don't get how the same person who drew those inhuman, supernatural battles is now quietly grinding away on standard martial arts in his next series.
    He's regressed across the board — is this seriously the same author?
    82AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:54
    Re: #75
    Something like that could only be made while young, with imagination and mental sharpness at their peak.
    Look at Kaiji — it doesn't even do mind games anymore.
    80AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:53
    Re: #72
    It was good from the midpoint into the back half, though?
    83AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:54
    Re: #80
    It got dramatically more interesting starting with the hangure (semi-organized street gang) arc, right?
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:56
    Genikasuri is genuinely enjoyable in its own right.
    Though, well, Harima's realistic fights are more interesting than the Kyara look-alike's boxing scenes.
    94AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:58
    Re: #89
    I get that.
    It's not boring, but so far there's a strong sense it would've been better with Harima Ryou as the main character.
    91AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:57
    I don't get the difference between a gambling manga and a death game.
    95AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:59
    Re: #91
    If you're wagering money, it's gambling.
    If you're wagering your life, it's a death game, I'd say.
    If it's money traded for a life… I guess that's still gambling?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Usogui is a gambling manga by Shohei Manabe that even received a live-action film adaptation in 2014. The titles brought up for comparison in the thread — Kakegurui, Liar Game, and Junket Bank — have all already gotten TV anime adaptations, and the fact that Usogui holds comparable name recognition yet has gone unadapted for so many years is a recurring topic on 5ch. Opinions in the thread split mainly into two camps: one raised a technical concern about how much of the series’ intricate mind games and psychological nuance could actually be conveyed given the constraints of animation and episode length; the other speculated that the live-action film’s box-office performance may be influencing decisions about further media adaptations. Neither has been confirmed by any official source — both remain purely fan speculation, which readers should keep in mind. It’s also worth noting that specific gambling sequences like ‘Air Poker’ are held in very high regard, showing that the lack of an anime doesn’t equate to a poor reputation for the work itself.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyou G) thread “Usogui, Supposedly the Greatest Gambling Manga Ever.”

  • “Dental Checkups for All Citizens”: Government to Subsidize Saliva Tests — 5ch: “There Are More Dentists Than Convenience Stores”

    The Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare plans to begin subsidizing costs for municipalities that run simplified saliva tests to screen for periodontal (gum) disease, starting in fiscal year 2027. The goal is to let anyone who wants one get tested every year, raising the share of people who’ve had a dental checkup within the past year to 95% by fiscal 2035. The ministry’s fiscal 2027 budget request includes 9.3 billion yen for related costs. As of 2024, 40% of people had not had a dental checkup in the past year. On 5ch, some welcomed the move, citing links between periodontal disease and heart attacks or Alzheimer’s, while the thread also branched into gripes about the sheer number of dental clinics and how healthcare spending gets allocated, debates over fluoridating tap water, and even how to properly use an electric toothbrush — a mix of support, skepticism, and tangents.

    Starting in fiscal year 2027, the Ministry of Health, Labour and Welfare will subsidize the costs municipalities need to run simplified saliva tests for periodontal disease, making it possible for anyone who wants one to get tested every year. The aim is to raise the share of people who’ve had a dental checkup within the past year to 95% by fiscal 2035.

    In its fiscal 2027 budget request, the ministry earmarked 9.3 billion yen to move the “Dental Checkups for All Citizens” initiative forward, positioning it as a key measure in its “proactive preventive medicine” push to extend healthy life expectancy. As of 2024, 40% of people had not had a dental checkup within the past year.

    The ministry is considering formally establishing the simplified test as a program under the Health Promotion Act starting in fiscal 2028. It also plans to shorten the interval for periodontal disease checkups — where dentists examine teeth and surrounding tissue at dental clinics — from every ten years to every five.

    Source: nikkei.com / Read the original article here

    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:36
    None of your business, honestly.
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:54
    Can't help but suspect vested interests are at play here, but there's no doubt Japanese people should take better care of their teeth. Body odor isn't much of an issue for Japanese people, but plenty of them have pretty strong bad breath.
    44AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:56
    Re: #42
    They're paying for the checkup — nobody said they'd cover the treatment too.
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:37
    Why do Japanese people have so many cavities?
    Don't they brush their teeth?
    Are Japanese people just unclean?

    And their teeth are crooked too, right?
    Aren't there way too many dentists?
    Is Japan's dental technology just behind the times?
    Is that why Japanese people are riddled with cavities?
    78AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:19
    Re: #6
    In the US and South America, tap water has fluoride in it, so people don't get cavities as much.

    Just a little trivia for you.
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:39
    Put ceramic fillings under insurance coverage already.
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:51
    Re: #10
    Hybrid ceramic crowns are already covered by insurance now.
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:41
    Having more dentists than convenience stores is basically criminal at this point. One or two per prefecture would be plenty. There are so many dentists that a massive amount of taxpayer money gets dumped into them. If the number of dentists dropped to a hundredth of what it is now, taxes would go down and everyone's wages would go up.
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:45
    Go to a supermarket or anywhere with a lot of elderly people and the bad breath is seriously brutal. Never noticed it with my own grandparents though — guess they were the chosen few.
    41AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:54
    Re: #25
    The baby boomer generation really does smell. And they block the aisles too. What is going on with those people?
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:54
    If you don't want to suffer from periodontal disease, don't use an electric toothbrush. Brush by hand, plus floss and interdental brushes. It's a hassle, but you just have to carefully do each tooth one by one. With an electric toothbrush you feel like you've brushed even when it's not actually hitting the spot — it's actually doing harm.
    53AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:00
    Re: #40
    Realistically, you have to go get your tartar removed every three months or it's hopeless.
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:00
    Re: #40
    Depends how you use it. I use a Panasonic Doltz and my dental hygienist always compliments me on it. They check with the red plaque-disclosing solution every time, and it comes back perfect.
    110AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:40
    Re: #40
    I use floss, interdental brushes, and mouthwash on top of the electric toothbrush.
    46AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:56
    Since it's been found to be one of the causes of heart attacks, and periodontal bacteria have turned up in the brains of Alzheimer's patients, oral care has basically become mandatory in modern medicine now.
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:59
    Silver alloy costs so much these days, yet insurance coverage hasn't budged — nothing but contradictions here.
    57AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:02
    Re: #49
    These days insurance treatment really pushes you toward resin fillings instead, lol.
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:07
    Re: #57
    Silver fillings run at a loss, so nobody's actually benefiting.
    99AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:32
    Re: #57
    Those white fillings these days (resin, I guess?) are seriously hard. I thought my filling had chipped, but it turned out to be my actual tooth — gave me a scare.
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:00
    So they're adding a saliva-based periodontal test to the annual physical now, huh.
    72AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:16
    If only we could just wipe cavity bacteria and periodontal bacteria out of the mouth entirely…
    Then you wouldn't lose your teeth down the road, and dentures wouldn't even be a worry.

    Also, apparently too much citrus, vinegared food, or sports drinks can dissolve your teeth too.
    87AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:24
    Re: #72
    "Teeth dissolving," "bones dissolving" — that was a trending scare back in my parents' generation. How old even are you, lol
    83AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:22
    Most developed countries have massively cut cavities by adding fluoride (sodium fluoride) to their tap water, but Japan can't do fluoridation because the Japan Dental Association opposes it. On that front, Japan is seriously behind the times…
    145AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:40
    Re: #83
    Well, weather plays a role too, but if it's scientifically proven to reduce cavities, you'd think they'd just do it.

    The fact that they don't suggests some group is using people's health for profit — that's basically a developing-country move. At the very least, if they actually cared about the public, you'd expect them to inform people about it.

    Sure, it was only tested in some places, but since it's proven to reduce cavities, the US and South American countries have adopted it. Whether a country does this or not is basically a baseline test of how trustworthy it is.
    100AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:34
    They told me to come in for a checkup every four months.
    Isn't that too often?
    Though I haven't been in three years since COVID started.
    115AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:43
    Re: #100
    Mine's always been every six months, and it's just one round of tartar removal each time.
    102AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:36
    Doesn't mean much to get tested and find out you have periodontal disease if you don't actually go get treated for it.

    I get regular checkups.
    151AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:45
    Re: #102
    There's no real cure for periodontal disease anyway. Cleanings just indirectly support your own brushing, that's about it.

    In most cases it's really just that your immune system starts losing the fight against the bacteria as you age. Old people just have smelly, unclean mouths — that's how it goes.
    169AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:12
    I'm already struggling to get a dentist appointment as it is — please stop trying to pile on more patients.
    177AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:25
    Re: #169
    Dentists are disappearing left and right, so it's only going to get harder to book an appointment from here.
    182AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:31
    Re: #169
    Appointments really have gotten hard to get lately. If you cancel one, you can't get back in for another two months — it's rough.
    185AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:31
    Once you're diagnosed, is there actually any way to fully cure it?
    187AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:33
    Re: #185
    There's no full cure, no. But you can definitely keep your teeth longer, and it pays off once you're older.
    192AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:35
    Re: #185
    Regenerative medicine. There are out-of-pocket drugs with a track record, and insurance-covered drugs that come with strict eligibility conditions.
    201AnonymousSep 6, 2026 20:52
    Re: #185
    Go to a periodontal specialist or the conservative dentistry department at a university hospital for flap surgery with Emdogain or Regroth-type treatments, and lately Tohoku University's come up with a killer weapon called Blue Radical — if you've got the money, it's curable.

    Background and Talking Points on This Topic

    “Dental Checkups for All Citizens” is a goal the government has pushed as policy in recent years, and this saliva-test subsidy is one concrete step toward it. The saliva test is strictly a simple screening tool, and the article itself doesn’t make clear whether the program guarantees follow-up treatment or visits for people who test positive — worth noting caution here, as post #44 points out. In the thread, opinions clashed over the sheer number of dental clinics and how healthcare spending is allocated, but as the article notes, dental costs make up less than 10% of Japan’s total medical spending. Also, the difficulty of getting dental appointments raised from post #169 onward could become a real design problem if expanding who gets checkups increases demand faster than the treatment side can keep up. The arguments over fluoridation reflect genuine differences in policy from country to country, but it’s worth keeping in mind that the thread’s sweeping judgments don’t necessarily add up to a fair verdict on the program as a whole.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Health Ministry Aiming for “Dental Checkups for All Citizens,” to Subsidize Saliva-Based Periodontal Tests.”

  • Titanic Pose on Overseas Trip Sinks Fukuoka Assembly Party Leader’s Career

    On the 5th, Kyoko Ota, leader of the Democratic Party for the People’s Fukuoka Prefectural Chapter (and a prefectural assembly member), announced her intention to resign as leader. She cited responsibility for a string of problems within the prefectural assembly, as well as the fact that during a 2024 visit to Thailand, she struck a pose on stage at a social gathering imitating the bow scene from the movie “Titanic” — photos of which went viral on social media and drew heavy criticism. In the thread, defenders arguing “resigning over a photo alone is excessive” clashed head-on with critics saying “the real problem is not realizing you were goofing off on a publicly funded trip,” and the discussion expanded further into the broader question of taxpayer money spent on these inspection trips, along with comparisons to lawmakers from other parties who struck similar poses in the past.

    Democratic Party for the People Fukuoka Chapter’s Kyoko Ota to resign as leader… showed off “Titanic” pose on overseas inspection trip, “I feel remorse”: Regional News : Yomiuri Shimbun

    On the 5th, Kyoko Ota, leader of the Democratic Party for the People’s Fukuoka Prefectural Chapter (a prefectural assembly member), revealed her intention to resign as leader. Ota told the Yomiuri Shimbun she was stepping down because “I take seriously, as a member of the assembly, the string of problems we’ve had in the prefectural assembly. I also feel remorse over my past conduct on an overseas inspection trip that was criticized on social media.”

    Ota had visited Thailand in 2024 as part of activities by a voluntary lawmakers’ league. Together with several other lawmakers, she struck a pose on stage at a social gathering, recreating the bow scene from the movie “Titanic” featuring its two leads. Photos of this spread across social media, fueling growing criticism.

    Source: yomiuri.co.jp / original article here

    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:26
    Don't resign over something that minor.
    27AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:31
    Re: #2
    Seriously, this.
    Demanding a resignation just because people didn't like a photo is going way too far.
    62AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:42
    Re: #2
    It happened back in 2024 and she hasn't resigned this whole time — how do you not get that this is a completely separate matter? Something wrong with your brain?
    Same goes for the Re: #27 post.
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:56
    Re: #2
    That's because you don't get that she was goofing around on public money.
    If party members tell her to step down, that's only natural.
    5AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:27
    Wasn't it an overseas trip she paid for herself? Then what's the big de—
    134AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:57
    Re: #5
    This year they went on an inspection trip to study Thai massage — 10 people, 5 days, 4,839,000 yen.
    And of course, that's taxpayer money.
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:27
    The Fukuoka prefectural assembly is a mess.
    71AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:52
    Re: #7
    Nah, if anything she's shining bright in this one.

    Check the background —
    140AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:01
    Re: #71
    Pretty well made, honestly 🤗
    158AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:09
    Re: #71
    Can't believe they left evidence like this lying around.
    Lower our taxes already.
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:28
    Wait, what? So if it had been a JoJo pose it would've been fine? (referencing the exaggerated poses from the manga/anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    82AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:58
    Re: #15
    If the trip had actually produced real results, she could easily brush off the criticism.
    Guess it produced absolutely nothing.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:29
    She's not resigning as an assembly member, just stepping down from her party post.
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:32
    Re: #5
    Re: #20
    Go ahead, show us the inspection report.
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:32
    It's almost always women who strike tasteless poses on overseas inspection trips.
    Male lawmakers, ruling party or opposition, tend to keep it together on this front.
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:34
    Re: #31
    Yeah, true.
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:34
    Re: #31

    58AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:41
    Was she pulling some dumb pose like "Eiffel Tower sis"? (a nickname for a lawmaker previously mocked for a similar goofy photo)
    70AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:48
    Re: #58

    59AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:42
    Inspection trips are a waste of taxpayer money.
    That's been true forever, no matter the party.
    It won't change unless voters get smarter — and that's never happening.
    109AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:27
    Re: #59
    Honestly, there's no need to "train" lawmakers in the first place.
    I think it'd be better if only experts from each field became lawmakers — people with the pride and conviction to spend the rest of their lives in public service.
    84AnonymousSep 6, 2026 12:59
    Resigning the second you catch criticism seems off too.
    If it was your principle or conviction, stick to it.
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:00
    Re: #84
    Probably because she got pressured by the Prime Minister's Office.
    88AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:01
    As long as you're actually doing the job, a little goofing around shouldn't matter.
    92AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:06
    Hey, Eiffel sis, got any comments on this? (nickname referencing lawmaker Rui Matsukawa's own past pose photo)
    https://www.news-postseven.com/uploads/2023/07/31/matsukawa_rui-tw.jpg
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:10
    Re: #1
    So it was basically just an overseas vacation?
    104AnonymousSep 6, 2026 13:19
    Why Titanic of all things??
    Wait… don't tell me it's a pun — "Thai"-tanic!? (タイ = Thailand, タイタニック = Titanic — a wordplay)
    180AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:31
    Re: #104
    Wait, is that seriously it??
    182AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:36
    What kind of world has not just the LDP but every major opposition party bowing to the assembly speaker too?
    Do you not survive if you defy him? Is he some kind of emperor?
    184AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:39
    Re: #182
    Well, if you just do as you're told you get free overseas trips.
    Ruling party or opposition, they all just want their own taste of the sweet stuff — couldn't care less about the people of the prefecture.
    187AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:43
    Did someone call me?

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Ota’s stated reasons for resigning go beyond the “Titanic pose” criticism alone — they also include responsibility for a string of problems within the prefectural assembly. The overseas inspection trip in question was the 2024 visit to Thailand, and some comments point out that this year’s inspection trip to study Thai massage cost 4,839,000 yen in taxpayer money for 10 people over 5 days, suggesting the underlying issue isn’t just whether one photo was appropriate, but a broader distrust of how public funds get spent on these trips overall. In the thread, reactions like “don’t resign over something that minor” and “if you have convictions, stick to them” went head-to-head with others saying “it’d be stranger not to realize you were goofing off on public money,” leaving the question of whether resignation was warranted split down the middle. Some also pointed out that lawmakers from both ruling and opposition parties, regardless of gender, have struck similar poses in the past, meaning this case isn’t uniquely exceptional. Many comments wryly noted how such photos tend to live on forever as “evidence,” with the discussion ultimately circling back to deeper doubts about the very purpose of these inspection trips.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (News Speed+) thread “Democratic Party for the People Fukuoka Chapter’s Kyoko Ota to resign as leader… showed off “Titanic” pose on overseas inspection trip, “I feel remorse”.”

  • 5ch’s VIP Board Crowdsources Dinner via Random Reply-Number Voting — Menu Ends Up With ‘Acorns’

    On 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, a thread went up to decide dinner ingredients using the “anka” format — a game where a specific reply number is called out in advance, and whatever gets posted there becomes the pick. After crowdsourcing seven ingredients and three seasonings one anka at a time, the final menu turned into a chaotic mix: acorns, tofu, salmon, pork, basil, and zaza-mushi (a traditional aquatic-insect delicacy), plus a curry roux — topped off with fiery extras like habanero and wasabi. Partway through, someone even threw in a curry roux joke-named “Poop,” prompting the classic thought experiment from onlookers waiting on the sidelines: “which would you rather eat — poop-flavored curry, or curry-flavored poop?” The OP announced they’d step away and report back once the dish was finished, but the thread text alone doesn’t confirm whether it was ever actually completed.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:59
    Looking for input
    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 14:59
    I'll run the anka (reply-number lottery), so throw out ingredients or seasonings
    3AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:00
    First let's lock in 7 ingredients

    Anka on post #15
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:00
    If nobody shows up it's a bust, so hurry up and post
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:01
    Is everyone here an amateur or what
    9AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:02
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heh-heh~ (playing off "ecchi"/naughty)
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:02
    Dead thread? Is this thing dead?
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:03
    I'll claim it myself then
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:04
    Let's go with pork here first — it's versatile
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:08
    Guess I'll take this anka slot
    You'd want at least one decent ingredient, right?
    Let's pick pork here — it's versatile
    We can build the rest around it
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:09
    I'm taking #25, so nobody else post
    It's for OP's sake too — if this doesn't turn into an actual dish, it's boring for us watching as well
    Leave #25 to me
    27AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:11
    Tofu… well, better than acorns I guess…

    Next
    Ingredient #3
    Anka on #35
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:13
    We need some meat, right?
    Tofu's fine, but tofu alone isn't enough
    Let's pick pork here — it's versatile
    Just having pork on hand opens up all kinds of dishes
    I'll take #35
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:15
    I'm 100% taking #35, so nobody else reply
    Gonna post "pork"
    It's about time for a normal ingredient anyway
    37AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:17
    Cod? Do they even sell that? Whatever, I'll go look

    Next is anka #40
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:18
    Shimotsukare is already a finished dish, so that doesn't count

    Redo — anka #48
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:21
    Finally got some meat, okay good

    Next, ingredient #5

    Anka #55
    58AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:23
    "Village"? What's that supposed to be?
    That's off-topic, so redo — anka #63
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:24
    I'll allow self-claiming this time

    Enoki mushroom
    69AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:26
    I was planning to run seasonings/spices as a separate anka later…

    eh, whatever

    Next, #6

    Anka #75
    80AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:28
    Acorns
    Tofu
    Cod
    Goat meat
    Saffron
    Zaza-mushi
    84AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:31
    Re: #80
    That's actually not bad
    87AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:32
    Acorns
    Tofu
    Cod
    Goat meat
    Saffron
    Zaza-mushi
    Poop
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:32
    3 seasonings or spices

    Anka #93
    91AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:34
    Let's make it a curry roux named "Poop"
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:35
    You are gonna livepost the actual cooking too, right?
    114AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:40
    Acorns
    Tofu
    Cod
    Goat meat
    Saffron
    Zaza-mushi
    Poop

    Habanero
    Wasabi
    Chili powder
    120AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:43
    Right now all I've got on hand is tofu, wasabi, and habanero
    123AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:44
    Make sure you post pics while you livepost this
    124AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:44
    You're not actually gonna cook it, are you
    What a letdown
    127AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:49
    Acorns → Almonds
    Tofu
    Cod → Salmon
    Goat meat → Diced pork
    Saffron → Basil
    Zaza-mushi → Sand lance (small fish)
    Poop → Curry roux

    Habanero
    Wasabi
    Chili powder → "Magic powder"
    139AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:00
    Re: #127
    Hey, at least leave the chili powder alone
    131AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:51
    Isn't a VIP thread only good for an hour before it falls off the board?
    132AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:52
    I'll get it done within the hour
    Stepping away for a bit
    133AnonymousSep 6, 2026 15:52
    I'll hold the thread down till then
    Ah—
    142AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:14
    They should've at least restricted picks to whatever's sold at OP's local supermarket, taken 10 anka picks up front, used the first 5 available, and skipped anything not in stock
    The remaining 5 as backups for anything unavailable
    143AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:15
    Re: #142
    Don't backseat-drive something that's already over
    144AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:17
    Re: #143
    Don't want a valid point from the guy who won't shut up about poop lol
    146AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:34
    Heyy
    Hurry up and make some poop-flavored poop already
    149AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:59
    Sorry! My bad for the delay
    Give me 30 more minutes
    I'll be back at 5:30
    I'll report back whether it's done or not
    m(_ _)m (bowing apology)
    151AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:01
    Might be a repeat, but there's the eternal poop-curry question
    Poop-flavored curry, or curry-flavored poop — which do you eat?
    "Neither" isn't an option
    Which one are you picking?

    Background and Talking Points

    “Anka” is a VIP-board tradition where a specific reply number is designated ahead of time, and whatever gets posted at that number is adopted as the answer — a staple format used for everything from deciding meals to major life choices. This thread runs on the same format, picking ingredients one at a time via anka. Notably, “zaza-mushi” is a preserved dish of aquatic insects genuinely eaten in places like Nagano Prefecture — alongside hachinoko (bee larvae), it’s a real regional delicacy, making it the only actually traditional food among the joke ingredients. “Poop,” on the other hand, is just a joke name slapped onto a curry roux — it doesn’t refer to real excrement. The thread contains no photos of a finished dish and no follow-up report, so there’s no way to confirm what was ultimately made, or whether the cooking ever happened at all. Readers should keep in mind this thread is “half joke, follow-through unconfirmed.”

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Deciding Tonight’s Dinner.”

  • “Was I a Fool?” — 1,191 Investors Sue ‘Everyone’s Landlord’ Real Estate Fund

    It has come to light that 1,191 investors in the real estate investment product “Minna de Ooyasan” (“Everyone’s Landlord”) are moving forward with a mass lawsuit demanding cancellations and refunds. A man in his 70s from the Kanto region poured his retirement savings into the scheme and says, “Was I a fool? Me?” The 5ch thread reacting to the report saw a clash between self-responsibility arguments (“there’s no such thing as guaranteed principal in investing”) and doubts about the product itself (“promising a 7% annual return was suspicious from the start”), with the discussion spilling over into why people convince themselves “surely I’ll be the exception.”

    He thought he was buying peace of mind for his old age. He’d hoped it would help make ends meet, even just a little. But now past seventy, the man laughs weakly: “Was I a fool? Me?”

    Over the real estate investment product “Minna de Ooyasan,” 1,191 investors are set to soon file a mass lawsuit demanding cancellations and refunds.

    A man in his 70s living in the Kanto region filed his own suit in September, ahead of this mass action. Whether the retirement funds he sank into it will ever come back weighs on him constantly.

    Source: mainichi.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:52
    The company still has real estate assets, so some of it will probably come back.
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:53
    Nah, I wouldn't go as far as calling him a fool, but…
    'guaranteed principal' in investing
    is like a mugger pointing a knife at you and saying 'don't worry, I definitely won't stab you.'
    Use some common sense, people.
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:55
    Can't be helped, it's investing.
    He threw his money away lol lol lol lol
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:56
    Even if you lose 10 million yen in stocks, that's on you too!!!!
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:56
    Real estate investment product 'Minna de Ooyasan' ('Everyone's Landlord')… more like 'Everyone's Plaintiff' at this point
    13AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:56
    If you've got tens of millions of yen to throw at investments, just be sensible and buy government bonds.
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:58
    Turns out a plain old time deposit would've been 10,000 times better.
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:02
    Banks → moneylenders
    Real estate agents → land flippers
    Insurance companies → gambling bookies
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:03
    'Everyone's Landlord' → 'Everyone's Plaintiff'
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:04
    Same goes for other real estate REITs, honestly
    You're not going to make money.
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:04
    You actually think a 100%-guaranteed-win investment exists?
    It's not like this was a tip from some friend you trust.
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:07
    'Guaranteed 7% interest rate!'
    You should've clocked it as a scam right there.
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:08
    If you'd bought a condo in Tokyo in your 40s, even secondhand, it's worth more now
    For an ordinary person who isn't a billionaire, your 70s are the time to cash out investments,
    not the time to start new ones.
    28AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:10
    Re: #25
    That's just luck.
    Prices can crash hard too, you know.
    44AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:21
    Re: #25
    Wait, you bought a condo?
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:25
    Re: #25
    Long-term interest rates are about to climb — isn't that going to hurt? Genuine question, not a jab.
    30AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:11
    Stocks are quite possibly in bubble territory right now.
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:11
    Narita's gone from land-rights protests back in the day to investment scams now — the place is just cursed at this point.
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:11
    Condo prices are peaking right now.
    34AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:12
    Re: #29
    'There's no such thing as guaranteed principal in investing.'
    Just knowing that much is enough to keep you out of trouble.
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:13
    Interest rates have gone up too
    Real estate's headed for a brutal crash from here.
    37AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:13
    'Knowing something intellectually' and 'being able to stop yourself acting on it' are two different things.
    If anything, it's precisely because people know the risk
    that they convince themselves they'll be the exception.
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:14
    Stocks are at the stage where it's just a matter of when the bubble pops.
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:15
    People know full well that earthly desires (bonnō — a Buddhist term for worldly cravings and delusions) are what drive them, and still can't escape them.
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:16
    An empty lot with literally nothing built on it, promising a 7% annual return

    And people seriously believed that?
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:16
    The second you see a projected annual yield of 7%, shouldn't alarm bells just go off — 'yeah yeah, scam, scam'?
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:17
    The ones who think they're the exception tend to be a certain type — athletes, celebrities, that crowd.
    They rationalize it as 'a deal this good is coming to me because I'm a big shot,'
    and that's exactly how they get taken for a ride.
    Same logic behind female celebrities falling hard for host club guys (male hosts paid to entertain women at nightclubs).
    46AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:23
    Re: #25
    People whose 40s landed right at the bubble's peak took the loss and are already dead.
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:24
    With real estate investment you've got to walk the property yourself and see it with your own eyes before deciding.
    48AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:24
    Re: #44
    My dad bought up a bunch of units and sold off about half as part of his end-of-life planning — every single one got huge interest and turned a profit.
    I'm using that inheritance as my retirement fund.
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:26
    Re: #48
    Ah, so it really was the right time to sell.
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:37
    There was already a thread about 'Minna de Ooyasan' on the general investing board, remember?
    People were suspicious of it from the moment the very first offering opened.
    58AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:40
    Re: #55
    But then again, if you don't get in early you don't profit — same with Bitcoin, way too late to cash in on that now.
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:38
    If only he'd thought about spreading the risk a bit
    He could've held back half instead of going all in.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    “Minna de Ooyasan” (“Everyone’s Landlord”) has been marketed as a fractional real estate investment product promising roughly 7% annual returns, but as an investment, there was never any real guarantee on principal or yield to begin with. What makes this case notable is its scale — 1,191 investors banding together for a mass lawsuit seeking refunds and cancellations — underscoring just how widespread the fallout has been. Opinion in the thread split between blaming investors for not spotting an unrealistically high yield, and blaming the product’s design and how it was sold. Behavioral economics has shown that the ‘surely I’ll be the exception’ mindset isn’t limited to the elderly and can affect anyone, meaning a simple self-responsibility argument doesn’t tell the whole story. What happens with the lawsuit, or any prospect of refunds, remains unclear from current reporting.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread ‘‘Minna de Ooyasan’ Investors: “Was I a Fool? Me?”‘.

  • Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Wisdom Kings, Devas: 5ch Ranks the Buddhist Pantheon — “Miroku Bodhisattva Becomes a Buddha in 5.67 Billion Years”

    A thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board asking about the difference between “bodhisattva,” “nyorai (Buddha),” “Shaka,” and “Kannon” turned into a crowdsourced lecture on Buddhist hierarchy. Posters explained a four-tier ranking — Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Wisdom Kings, and Devas — with Dainichi Nyorai at the very top and Shaka Nyorai, Yakushi Nyorai, and Amida Nyorai each handling their own role beneath him. But whether bodhisattvas count as “Buddhas,” and how Jizo Bodhisattva relates to Kannon Bodhisattva, sparked disagreement from post to post, with corrections and pushback flying throughout the thread.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:34
    Apparently they're ranked differently or something?
    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:34
    Don't fully get it myself
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:40
    A bodhisattva is a person aiming to become a Buddha
    "Nyorai" is just another word for Buddha
    Shaka and Kannon (Avalokiteshvara) are individual names
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:21
    Re: #7
    Bodhisattvas are Buddhas too, you know
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:44
    Is the "ten" (deva) in names like Taishakuten and Bishamonten actually a mark of high rank?
    48AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:26
    Re: #14
    Buddhas (Nyorai)
    Bodhisattvas
    Wisdom Kings
    Devas ← that's tier 4, they're outsiders after all
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:48
    So Miroku Bodhisattva wasn't actually that high-ranking?
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:52
    Re: #17
    Well, in 5.67 billion years he becomes a Buddha, so…
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:02
    Where does something like Ashura fit into all this?
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:06
    Re: #22
    The Buddhist hierarchy from the top: Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Wisdom Kings, Devas
    Wisdom Kings and Devas are the armed ranks that guard against enemies of the faith
    Ashura is one of the Eight Legions, so he counts as a Deva
    28AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:07
    Re: #22
    Ashura was originally a Hindu god
    who ended up surrendering to Buddhism
    so he's at the bottom tier
    probably
    But when Kannon Bodhisattva switches into battle mode,
    she copies the form of Ashura, the god of war, to fight
    That's the "Ashura Kannon"
    probably
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:07
    Re: #25
    Like a warrior monk or something?
    30AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:09
    Re: #26
    More like an imperial guard than mercenaries
    The elite of the Buddhist world
    Besides the Eight Legions, the Devas also include heavy hitters like the Four Heavenly Kings and the Twelve Divine Generals
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:10
    Re: #26
    My mistake
    You're right, they're basically like warrior monks
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:11
    So is the Thousand-Armed Kannon just one "mode" of a specific individual Kannon?
    And the battle mode is Ashura Kannon?
    37AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:14
    Re: #33
    Kannon takes on all sorts of forms to save sentient beings,
    so there are statues of her in all kinds of guises
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:15
    Re: #37
    So basically "[X] Kannon" just refers to different forms of the same underlying Kannon?
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:28
    Re: #39
    "Foul-Mouthed Kannon" sounds like she'd be built for online flame wars
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:18
    Even among the top-ranked Buddhas, the very top of the top is Dainichi Nyorai (Mahavairocana)
    also known as Rushana Butsu, who presides over the entire universe
    That's the Great Buddha of Nara

    Amida Nyorai saves souls in the afterlife
    That's the Great Buddha of Kamakura
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:21
    Re: #40
    Where does Shaka (the historical Buddha) rank, roughly?
    91AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:45
    Re: #40
    Kind of like Zeus and Hades
    45AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:25
    Re: #43
    Shaka — i.e. Shaka Nyorai — is one of the Four Great Buddhas alongside Dainichi Nyorai, Yakushi Nyorai, and Amida Nyorai
    Dainichi Nyorai tops even that group; the other three are equals
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:28
    Re: #45
    This is really hazy knowledge, but
    if Shaka is like Christ or Muhammad,
    then Dainichi Nyorai is like God — basically Yahweh — right?
    69AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:35
    Re: #55
    Pretty much, though the difference is Dainichi Nyorai isn't a sole god like Yahweh or Allah
    Each Buddha has a distinct role

    Shaka Nyorai = spreads the Buddha's teachings to the people
    Yakushi Nyorai = governs health, protecting people from illness and injury
    Amida Nyorai = saves people after death and in the next life
    71AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:35
    Re: #55
    Honestly, Shaka Nyorai
    was really just a device to fold Shaka and early Buddhism into the later religion,
    so I don't think there's much real hierarchy to it
    I've never seen it clearly ranked anywhere
    46AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:25
    Re: #41
    I see
    Now that you mention it, Shinto gods work the same way — Amaterasu is treated as identical to Dainichi Nyorai, and Hachiman is identified with Amida Nyorai
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:29
    Re: #46
    That's a case of shinbutsu-shugo (Shinto-Buddhist syncretism)
    Like how Aphrodite in Greek myth was considered equivalent to Venus in Roman myth — objects of worship with similar roles got treated as the same being
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:26
    Turns out Jizo Bodhisattva is actually pretty high-ranking
    50AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:26
    Re: #47
    Well, Jizo Bodhisattva is also said to be one of Kannon Bodhisattva's incarnations
    74AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:37
    Re: #50
    No way that's true
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:27
    Re: #42
    It's complicated. Taken in the narrowest sense, "Buddha" means just the Buddha himself — Shaka Nyorai alone. But other accomplished practitioners said to have attained enlightenment the same way as the Buddha were also called Nyorai and treated as Buddhas.
    Beyond that, there's a long history of bodhisattvas who haven't become Nyorai but are close to it — Miroku Bodhisattva especially, since he's foretold to be the next to complete his training — along with many other objects of worship, being popularly treated as "Buddhas" in the broad sense, even if that's technically inaccurate.
    Though exactly how far that extends varies a bit by sect.
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:32
    Re: #51
    If they're not Buddhas, then what exactly are bodhisattvas?
    65AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:33
    Re: #48
    So even Shiva, the strongest god in Hinduism, gets demoted pretty far down the ranks as Daikokuten
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:44
    Re: #65
    Like I wrote above, that's because Buddhism absorbed the Hindu gods and slotted them in as revered but subordinate figures (though some of those gods became bodhisattvas or Wisdom Kings, and some Nyorai are also said to trace back to Hindu gods)
    But ranking low on paper doesn't mean low in popularity — it's common for a Deva to be far more beloved than some Nyorai who's technically ranked higher but feels totally unrelatable
    78AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:38
    Shaka
    → An actual historical person who lived in India
    → Called "Shaka Nyorai" because he attained enlightenment.

    Kannon
    → A bodhisattva known as Kannon Bodhisattva.
    → Worshipped as a being who saves those who suffer.

    Nyorai
    → The group name for "Buddhas who have completed enlightenment."

    Bodhisattva
    → A being who "strives toward enlightenment while saving others."
    87AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:44
    Re: #78
    So which one is "the Buddha" then?
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:43
    What even is enlightenment, anyway?
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:45
    Re: #86
    Go read the Heart Sutra
    95AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:47
    Re: #86
    Moderation in all things is what matters most
    Pushing yourself too hard is no good

    Just saying

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The four-tier classification of Buddhas, Bodhisattvas, Wisdom Kings, and Devas comes mainly from how figures are positioned in the mandalas of Esoteric Buddhism (the Shingon school) — it isn’t an official hierarchy shared across all Buddhist sects. The claim that Miroku Bodhisattva will become a Buddha in 5.67 billion years traces back to the “Miroku descent” belief, which holds that Miroku (Maitreya) will be reborn in the far-distant future, long after Shakyamuni’s death, and attain enlightenment there. The idea raised in the thread that Amaterasu is identified with Dainichi Nyorai, and Hachiman with Amida Nyorai, reflects shinbutsu-shugo, the historical framework blending Shinto and Buddhism that was widespread before the Meiji-era decree separating the two religions. On the other hand, claims like “Ashura Kannon” or “Jizo Bodhisattva is an incarnation of Kannon Bodhisattva” are folk notions not found in standard Buddhist scholarship — as posters themselves pointed out and corrected within the thread — so they shouldn’t be taken at face value.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “The difference between “bodhisattva,” “nyorai (Buddha),” “Shaka,” and “Kannon”.”

  • GTA5’s Graphics Get a Massive Upgrade with DLSS5 — 5ch: “Wait, Isn’t This Basically GTA7?”

    On 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board, a video applying NVIDIA’s latest upscaling technology “DLSS5” to GTA5 has become a hot topic. In the posted YouTube footage, buildings and lighting are dramatically transformed, with some commenters saying it holds up to — or even surpasses — leaked GTA6 footage. The thread grew from questions like “Isn’t DLSS5 supposed to be NVIDIA-exclusive?” into a technical debate over how well AMD-chip hardware like the PS5 and Switch2 could actually support it. Commenters also weighed in on the price of the PC needed to reproduce the visuals, and the steep frame-rate drops involved.

    Wait, isn’t this basically GTA7 lmaooooooo

    Source: youtube.com / Original video here

    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:27
    What even is this, is this really GTA5 lol
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:31
    Re: #2
    What are you talking about? DLSS is NVIDIA's technology, it has nothing to do with AMD
    71AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:02
    Re: #6
    Apparently DLSS5 runs on INT8, so it actually works on AMD cards too
    Though you can imagine how the performance is
    3AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:28
    PS5 is apparently getting DLSS5 support
    Switch2 will only support up to DLSS4
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:00
    Re: #3
    How the hell are you gonna get DLSS working on an AMD chip lol
    Don't make me laugh
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:13
    Re: #3
    Do you even know whose standard DLSS is before saying that?
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:30
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUT5RDDXBRg&t=29s

    DLSS5 even turns Assetto Corsa, a racing game that came out 13 years ago, into what looks like a completely different game
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:40
    Re: #4
    This is wild too, that's not the Assetto Corsa ("Asecoru" for short) I know
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:42
    Re: #4
    For AC and sports games alike, all the good mods have gone subscription-only these days, which is a bit much
    These modders are probably out-earning the game devs' salaries…
    13AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:39
    Tried it on a 5090, and at 4K it drops to around 40fps
    But it genuinely feels like playing a different game, and that part's fun
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:52
    Re: #13
    You'd just use MFG (frame generation) for that normally…
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:40
    With so few motion types, it actually ends up feeling more off, if anything
    16AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:41
    Re: #14
    Even GTA6's leaks show the motions haven't really improved much, so…
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 16:42
    Re: #16
    Nah, they've increased it to like 11x compared to 5, so that's not true
    95AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:51
    Re: #16
    Official footage is already out — why are you still talking about leaks?
    30AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:03

    After seeing this, GTA5's atmosphere and sense of scale just feel lacking no matter what you throw at it
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:09
    Re: #30
    A lot of what's in Re: #1, like the buildings, is still just stock GTA5 assets
    The sky rendering was amazing back then, but looking at it now it's really not great
    If they put out an aerial flyover video, the sloppy detail work would be obvious instantly
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:05
    This makes years of pouring money and time into graphics work look kind of pointless
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:08
    Re: #36
    It's like an artisan rice ball (onigiri) — obsessing over details past a point is just diminishing returns
    They already went all-out on that back in the PS4 era

    That's exactly why people call it GTA5.5
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:19
    It's impressive and all, but…


    Wake me up when a mod makes it run light on an RDNA3 GPU…
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:34
    Re: #81
    I'd just posted Re: #47 right before that
    so I thought that reply was aimed at me. My bad
    48AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:20
    A PC that can actually unlock DLSS5's true potential costs like 600,000 yen (~$4,000) though
    50AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:23
    Re: #48
    Exactly
    This is a rich man's hobby
    75AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:22
    Re: #48
    600,000 yen doesn't even come close to being enough
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:28
    https://youtu.be/2v37IXveZHQ
    Looks like Switch2 is doing its best with DLSS too
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:31
    Sounds like it works on emulators too
    Saw a video where PS2, Dreamcast, and PS3 games looked like completely different titles
    93AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:47
    Re: #56
    Isn't that fake? Surely that can't be real
    62AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:38
    Doesn't it kill the mood once it gets too photorealistic though?
    65AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:42
    Re: #62
    Right now basketball is the only officially supported one — everything else is just mods reflecting individual taste
    DLSS lets you pick presets to match your own preference and setup, so just use whichever one you like
    67AnonymousSep 6, 2026 17:45
    Re: #62
    It'll probably kill the mood precisely because it doesn't behave like reality
    First it needs to shed that bad kind of "gamey" feeling
    92AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:46
    Re: #62
    Once it gets this realistic
    the motion needs to lean realistic too, or it just looks ridiculous
    72AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:05
    Meanwhile, apparently your PC turns into an 800W microwave
    73AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:09
    Re: #72
    More like a low-power microwave, I'd say
    76AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:26
    Re: #49
    That's RDNA4-exclusive, and it's the kind of thing that tanks GTA5 from 80fps down to 11fps…
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:31
    Re: #76
    Yeah, it really just comes down to the fact that it runs on Radeon at all
    What else were you expecting?
    77AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:27
    Not interested in murder sims or DLSS5
    Running my 5090 with ray tracing off in Wuthering Waves (鳴潮), comfortable at 4K SRP 120fps
    85AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:32
    Re: #77
    Then why'd you even come into this thread?

    Background and key points of this topic

    DLSS is an AI upscaling/frame-generation technology developed by NVIDIA, and DLSS5, the subject of this thread, is its latest generation. Some comments in the thread claim things like “PS5 and Switch2 support DLSS,” but these consoles use AMD chips, and since DLSS is fundamentally an NVIDIA-exclusive technology, getting it to run — as replies 6 and 71 point out — requires special workarounds (such as running in INT8), and even then comes with significant performance trade-offs. AMD has its own equivalent technology called FSR, and it’s easy for information conflating the two to spread on social media and in videos, which is a point readers can easily get confused about. It’s also worth noting that the footage shown in the thread comes from individual mods and demos, and isn’t directly comparable to the finished quality of GTA6 itself. The discussion mainly broke down into three points: whether the visual leap is genuine, how practical this is on AMD hardware, and how steep the required PC investment is.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Good News] GTA5’s Graphics with DLSS5 Casually Surpass GTA6 wwwwwwwwww“.

  • Singer Ayaka Hirahara’s ‘Let’s Do a Chiikawa Musical’ Post Sparks Mixed Reactions

    On September 3, a post by singer Ayaka Hirahara on her X (formerly Twitter) account has become a hot topic. According to the post, she pitched a Toho producer on the idea of “doing a Chiikawa musical,” only to be met with the warmly amused response, “Aya really does love Chiikawa, doesn’t she.” She also wrote that she’d like to audition for the role of the rabbit. On 5channel’s “Geinou/Sports News+” thread, opinions split over the awkwardness of pitching something unilaterally when she isn’t a rights holder, whether a live-action or mascot-costume version could even work, and comparisons to Shigesato Itoi’s past collaborations.

    2026.09.06 18:00

    The post singer Ayaka Hirahara put up on her own X account on September 3 is still making waves three days later.

    “When I seriously pitched my own selfish little dream — ‘Why not do a Chiikawa musical?’ — to a Toho producer, I got a warmly amused look and a ‘Aya really does love Chiikawa, doesn’t she.’ Pfft. #IWantToAuditionForTheRabbitRole #DoubleCastingWithKenjiUraiIsFineByMe”

    Source: smart-flash.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:44
    The only people reacting are the type who'd never actually go see the museum anyway
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:44
    Hairi Katagiri-munication (a pun blending actress Hairi Katagiri's name with "communication," from an old ad catchphrase)
    19AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:52
    Re: #7
    That was kind of funny
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:58
    Re: #7
    Wonder if she still tears ticket stubs at that little movie theater
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:47
    Re: #1
    > Itoi, a heavyweight of the subculture world

    Huh?
    He's totally mainstream and loves the smell of money lol
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:04
    Re: #11
    He's not subculture though
    He's always been a mainstream culture guy
    13AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:49
    The plan to turn the whole Japanese archipelago into Chiikawa is steadily proceeding
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:49
    Wonder if Kura Sushi will send her a present
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:06
    Re: #14
    Heard Nagano (the creator) is furious
    They probably won't do a Kura Sushi collab again
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:50
    This is exactly the one that should never become a musical
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:52
    If Chiikawa ever gets a live-action version, the cast can only be under 3 years old for it to work
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:52
    If you're an actual fan this would probably piss you off
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:52
    I think the Chiikawa movie would actually suit Kabuki better.
    Kabuki can get away with a lot more absurdity
    80AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:18
    Re: #22
    Are they gonna do the 'Haa?!' and 'Hyoo~' calls?
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:54
    You guys are seriously sick
    that you can dig this much out of one line
    73AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:15
    Re: #23
    Seriously, that's brutal.
    24AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:54
    She doesn't need to delete it or apologize over something this minor
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 18:55
    Well, Anpanman managed it so it's not impossible
    but is there even demand for it?
    Making a feature-length kids' film is a lot of work too
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:01
    I'm just some old guy but I'm Chiikawa on the inside, so if there's a live-action version, I'll play it
    124AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:33
    Re: #40
    Nice try, Kurimanjuu (a Chiikawa character — used sarcastically here)
    48AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:04
    Itoi's site has been doing collabs with them for years already
    52AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:05
    Re: #48
    The ones bashing Itoi are the real newbies here lol
    126AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:33
    Re: #48
    Apparently Itoi himself had so little interest in Chiikawa that he'd forgotten they'd even collaborated

    but now, thanks to the movie, he's gotten completely hooked, and almost half his tweets are about Chiikawa these days
    65AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:09
    People were defending Hirahara, saying musical theater fans have a culture of enjoying this kind of fantasy talk, but she even tagged the official Chiikawa account, so she seems pretty serious about actually wanting to do it
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:21
    Re: #65
    It's a cash-cow IP so there's probably a lot of people who'd want in on it…
    70AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:12
    We live in a world where Keroro and Patalliro get stage adaptations, so… the scary part is you can't say it'll never happen. Though I doubt Nagano would ever give the OK.
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:19
    Re: #70
    Who the hell is Nagano lol
    71AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:14
    Don't go feeding SmartFLASH, Ayaka Hirahara
    121AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:32
    Re: #71
    Feeding them has nothing to do with it
    their whole job is picking absurd fights from any angle they can
    Like with the Kinashi thing too — they set the fire without even checking the original footage and then just ran off
    78AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:17
    Giving them the benefit of the doubt
    at most, maybe a costumed-mascot musical
    like the ones they often do for kids' events
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:18
    Re: #78
    Those are actually pretty good
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:21
    If you're gonna jump on the bandwagon, at least go with Yani-neko (the "nicotine cat" character)
    93AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:22
    Re: #89
    They'll need to line up an actress willing to poop on stage during the musical
    105AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:27
    But if they're aiming to be like Sanrio or Disney, they'll need mascot costumes
    109AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:28
    Re: #105
    The mascot costume already exists
    they did a collab with Bakushou Red Carpet (a TV comedy show)
    114AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:29
    The Keroro musical
    https://www.marv.jp/special/keroro-musical/
    118AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:31
    Re: #114
    This one's live-action, though
    they did it 16 years ago in a pre-dubbed mascot-costume format
    115AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:30
    Chiikawa otaku are basically all rabid dogs
    120AnonymousSep 6, 2026 19:32
    Re: #115
    A living example of how staying exposed to weird stuff makes you weird too

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Ayaka Hirahara’s pitch to “do a Chiikawa musical” is, at the end of the day, just one individual’s personal wish — it hasn’t gone through any agreement with original creator Nagano or rights holders like Toho. Shigesato Itoi, who came up as a point of comparison in the thread, is someone who has run official Chiikawa collaborations through his own website “Hobonichi” for years now. Even though both cases involve publicly declaring love for Chiikawa, the difference in how each has been received comes down to whether it happened with the rights holders’ agreement. What split the thread wasn’t really the merits of a live-action or musical adaptation itself, but rather discomfort at seeing a celebrity’s off-the-cuff idea turned straight into a news article, versus those who brushed it off as just a fan expressing a harmless wish. As of this thread, there has been no official response from the creator’s side.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geinou/Sports News+) thread ““Why Not Do a Chiikawa Musical?” — Ayaka Hirahara’s “wishful” post draws backlash: “No one wants a live-action version”… Shigesato Itoi’s “copy” also under scrutiny [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★]“.