Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Kura Sushi’s Chiikawa Merch Prices Skyrocket — Staff Embezzlement Scandal Has 5ch Saying ‘Kura Sushi Is Finished’

    Kura Sushi’s Chiikawa collaboration prizes became a hot topic the moment they went on sale, getting resold at absurdly inflated prices on flea-market apps. In the middle of the frenzy, it came to light that staff at some stores had been embezzling the prizes and keeping them for themselves. Because embezzlement, like theft, can be prosecuted without a complaint from the victim, thread posters repeatedly pointed out that if police move in earnest, Kura Sushi itself won’t be able to stay uninvolved. While some blame Kura Sushi’s lax management, opinions were split over creator Nagano’s continued silence on the matter, and the debate broadened into whether responsibility should fall mainly on the individual staff members who embezzled or on the company that let it slide.

    9AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:23
    They're calling it 'misconduct,' but isn't this just embezzlement/theft

    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:24
    It's embezzlement, so it doesn't require a victim's complaint to prosecute
    once the police start moving, Kura Sushi is done for
    27AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:30
    Re: #12
    But if they don't hunt down a culprit here, they'll just get flamed even harder

    And the number of employees skimming off the top is apparently huge, so if a bunch get cut loose at once some stores might collapse entirely and the whole business could take a hit — they're cooked no matter what they do
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:29
    They'll string up one scapegoat as an example and call it a day
    just for show
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:30
    Re: #22
    We're suing every single one of you who caused this much damage — do you have any idea how much this cost?
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:33
    So, how will Kura Sushi respond?
    If they just look the other way on the Mercari mess that's already done them serious damage, they're completely finished as a company
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:35
    Re: #29
    This is a violation of the Premiums and Representations Act against customers to begin with
    If they don't investigate properly, they're seriously done
    once the police get serious, it's checkout time
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:42
    Re: #29
    What about Yahoo Flea Market and Rakuma (rival resale apps) — are those okay?
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:35
    A bunch of people are posting receipts for around 30,000 yen claiming they completed the set on their own, but apparently the odds of completing it for 30,000 yen are 1 in 8 billion
    for reference, the odds of winning the lottery jackpot are 1 in 20 million
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:08
    Re: #32
    Lmao
    assuming everything really was in there, how much would it cost to actually eat your way through it properly?
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:36
    They'll order all stores to return the merch and can probably track things store by store, but at the store level it'll just end with 'sorry, we don't know who did it'
    they obviously can't afford to fire the manager, let alone the part-timer
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:38
    Re: #35
    Wouldn't they at least do a pay cut or slash bonuses?
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:38
    If Kura Sushi doesn't handle this properly now, they won't be able to do any collabs ever again, so they'll probably crack down hard
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:40
    Re: #36
    Kura only pulls in 3 billion yen in net profit despite its size
    if they start seriously paying out damages and everything, they might genuinely go under
    their finances are way too weak
    it's an abnormal number
    50AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:42
    I kind of want the original creator to say something here to give this some momentum
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:43
    Re: #50
    Sounds like the people who demand anti-war statements from artists
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:43
    Re: #50
    Nagano's got that smug look on, watching from a safe distance
    100AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:10
    Re: #50
    There's zero damage to her at all
    with this many bad incidents piling up, some fans might drift away, but that's probably just a rounding error to her
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:44
    Going after the rights holder/license owner would actually be more effective than going after Kura Sushi
    why are the victims only hammering Kura?
    if Kura just ignores it, that's game over
    can nobody think about which side is actually forced to act here?
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:46
    Re: #56
    So the rights holder has to manage Kura Sushi's part-timers too now? Tough gig
    66AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:48
    Re: #56
    There was actual suspicion of misuse and the creator's side stayed completely silent about it though…
    57AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:44
    There's tons of Chiikawa merch out there already — why is this particular stuff getting a premium now of all times?
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:45
    Re: #57
    It's rare, so everyone wants it, and because everyone wants it, the price shoots up
    77AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:56
    I mean, 'do something about it' my foot — this IS the result of them responding to complaints
    are you saying Kura should make every single item to order and sell it that way?
    the embezzler deserves to be strung up, but there's nothing to be done about resellers who got the goods through legitimate means
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:58
    Re: #77
    People demanding Mercari crack down on these listings are basically turning into complainers themselves, but in their own heads they think they're doing the righteous thing

    even people who normally say complainers are the problem lose it the second it's Chiikawa — I guess when it's something you love, your judgment goes out the window
    80AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:00
    I think Kura Sushi is at fault
    if you can't even properly train or manage your own staff, this is what happens
    83AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:01
    Re: #80
    Does it really become 'Kura Sushi's fault' in a case like this?
    Self-Defense Force members get caught committing crimes every few days, but nobody says the SDF itself is at fault…
    it's the individual member who committed the crime who's at fault, plain and simple
    88AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:03
    Re: #83
    They're diverting stuff from inside the store, not outside it, so of course it comes down to the store's management
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:04
    Re: #83
    To begin with, people had already been saying prizes were being skimmed before, but Kura Sushi tried to brush it off with 'that's just bad luck'
    this time they tried the same excuse, but for some reason it got dealt with and exposed — so there's a real argument that Kura's own past negligence is what invited this

    the only way to turn this around now is to dig up every employee who was skimming and string them all up
    98AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:09
    Kura's initial response: 'Isn't it a gacha? Don't you know the odds? lol We're managing it properly too lol'

    and even after all this, there are still fanboy types (みいちゃん, slang for a blindly devoted fan) out there defending Kura, lol
    101AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:10
    Re: #98
    They flatly stated they'd properly verified the odds
    they were seriously planning to skate by on just that
    103AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:11
    There's no way this hasn't happened with collab merch for series other than Chiikawa too
    107AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:13
    Re: #103
    Every time they were suspected of pulling this before, they dodged it with 'it's random~' and 'we manage it properly~' — so this time being an exception is telling
    104AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:12
    Kura's side flatly called it theft rather than embezzlement, so maybe it's not a staffer skimming from the displayed prizes but the restocking person hauling off a ton of it

    this isn't just lawsuit risk, it's a guaranteed prison sentence — can't wait to see how this plays out
    110AnonymousSep 6, 2026 11:14
    Re: #104
    Wait, didn't prison-with-labor sentences get abolished and merged with imprisonment-without-labor? Isn't it called a 'custodial sentence' (拘禁刑, kōkinkei) now?

    Background and key points of this story

    Embezzlement counts as occupational embezzlement, and like theft, it can be prosecuted without a complaint from the victim. Also, under the criminal code reform that took effect in June 2025, prison-with-labor and imprisonment-without-labor were merged into a single ‘custodial imprisonment’ sentence — the shift in sentencing terminology mentioned in the thread reflects this change. The Premiums and Representations Act sets an upper limit on the value of prizes relative to a customer’s purchase amount, so if prizes were being fraudulently siphoned off internally, the company could also be held accountable for its management from a legal-compliance standpoint. Where the thread split was over whether to place responsibility on Kura Sushi’s management structure as a company, or limit it to the individual staff members who committed the fraud — with the Self-Defense Force’s past scandals brought up for comparison. That said, reselling merchandise obtained legitimately through official raffles or purchases isn’t automatically illegal under the Premiums and Representations Act or criminal law, and care should be taken not to conflate that with goods that leaked out through embezzlement.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Live News general channel) thread “Kura Sushi x Chiikawa collab merch prices go through the roof, staffer who embezzled and hoarded it wins big lolololol.”

  • Top 3 Cars With the Worst Driving Manners: 5channers Rally Around ‘Prius’ and ‘Probox’

    A thread on 5ch calling out the “Top 3 cars with the worst driving manners” blew up after naming the Prius and the Probox. It kicked off with users hunting for a third contender, and the discussion spiraled to name-check everything from the Copen and kei cars to high-end imports. The debate split into two camps: does the car itself make people drive worse, or is it really just about the driver’s age and job? For the Probox specifically, some pointed to its lightweight build as a genuine mechanical reason it tends to speed, pushing the conversation beyond mere stereotyping.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:59
    What's the third one?
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:00
    Probox drivers crawl along so slowly it makes me want to tailgate them
    28AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:16
    Re: #4
    Even if I get home early, all I'll do is desk work, so speeding gets me nothing — I stick strictly to the limit.
    Sorry to disappoint.
    57AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:54
    Re: #4
    Proboxes on the highway are no joke though.
    They're flying like, how many km/h are you even doing?
    73AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:03
    Re: #4
    That's the type with a monitoring device installed.
    Not just speed — even engine RPM and how hard you brake gets tracked.
    Feels like driving a city bus.
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:00
    The Copen (Daihatsu's mini roadster) — it's the worst when some middle-aged guy is driving it
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:15
    Re: #6
    Copen drivers are always one of three things: a middle-aged guy, a short guy, or a bald guy.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:12
    Cars with repeating-digit plates (zorome, like 1111 or 7777) generally have bad manners
    24AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:14
    Maybe that was true for the old Prius, but are there really people like that with the current model?
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:15
    Low-riding cars tend to blow through stop signs a lot
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:17
    My personal car's a Prius, my company car's a Probox — I just watch the chaos from the sidelines
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:17
    Come to think of it, everyone says "Alphard/Vellfire" in the same breath, but you only ever actually see Alphards.
    Barely ever spot a Vellfire.
    34AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:20
    Re: #31
    The Vellfire's just a downgraded Alphard, so it's not popular.
    The Voxy is even a rung below that.
    Far from letting you flex, it's turning into an embarrassing car to own.
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:30
    Re: #31
    Resale value's bad, that's why.
    45AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:35
    Re: #2
    The ones blasting down the right lane on the highway are usually these.
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    If the Probox counts, then the JPN Taxi (Toyota's official taxi model) should count too
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:45
    Lane-splitting bikers and black kei cars
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:50
    This is clearly talk from someone who's never actually driven.
    The pricier the car, the better the manners.
    The bottom-tier the car, the worse the manners, guaranteed.
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:52
    Re: #54
    You're the one who's never actually driven.
    "It has nothing to do with the car model" is the correct answer.
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:59
    Re: #54
    Women driving their husband's Lexus or BMW are terrifying.
    66AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:00
    Re: #54
    Saw a middle-aged lady in a Benz parked diagonally across two handicapped spots.
    59AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:56
    Re: #57
    The Probox's body is stripped down to the bare minimum weight for its engine size, so it's genuinely fast.
    No joke, that thing's basically a sports car.
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:57
    Re: #59
    Guess they ripped out everything since it doesn't need creature comforts.
    Kind of like a Mini.
    62AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:58
    Re: #2
    My impression is they roar up super loud but aren't actually going that fast.
    87AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:08
    Re: #62
    That's because it's diesel — it's slow.
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:58
    Re: #2
    There aren't many of them, but honestly that's the only impression I have.
    72AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:03
    You know how there are Proboxes flying down the highway at insane speeds? What's up with that?
    76AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:04
    Re: #72
    Probably some corporate slave stuck on a brutal "black company" schedule.
    77AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:05
    Re: #72
    It's a company car, so who cares what happens to it.
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:07
    Re: #72
    If you can shave off travel time, that time goes toward something else.
    85AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:07
    People who needlessly speed in kei cars are like bugs.
    An accident would be brutal — is your own life really worth that little?
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:12
    Re: #85
    My company's sales car is a kei car, and past around 85 km/h I get hit with this fear the engine's about to blow.
    Kei cars doing 100+ km/h on the highway are seriously out of their minds.
    88AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:10
    "Creepy-otaku blue" (kimo-ota blue — a pale blue paint color stereotypically associated with otaku)
    91AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:12
    Re: #88
    Don't see that color much these days 😭
    94AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:14
    There aren't many of them so they don't stand out, but Porsches generally have bad manners
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:17
    Re: #94
    Ah, I feel that.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The Probox is a Toyota commercial van known for its cargo-focused, lightweight body and bare-bones equipment. The thread’s claim that it’s “fast for its engine size” stems from that light weight, combined with its common role as a business vehicle pushed through long drives on tight schedules. Criticism of the Prius, meanwhile, points to an objective hybrid-specific design trait: thick C-pillars that limit rear and rear-side visibility. That said, the thread as a whole is built on anecdotal impressions rather than hard data — agencies like Japan’s National Police Agency don’t publish official violation rates broken down by car model. The fact that both “luxury cars have better manners” and “luxury cars have worse manners” were argued side by side also suggests the driver matters far more than the vehicle.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyō G) thread “Top 3 Cars With Bad Driving Manners: “Prius” and “Probox”.”

  • Koji Uehara: “Meikyukai’s 250-Save Bar Is Set Too Low” — Kazuhiro Sasaki: “It’s Fine As It Is”

    Koji Uehara’s remark that “clearing 250 saves for the Meikyukai is too low a bar” — and Kazuhiro Sasaki’s response that “I want more young players to get in, so it’s fine as it is” — became a hot topic on 5ch’s live sports-commentary board. The Meikyukai is a group whose informal entry line is 200 wins or 250 saves for pitchers and 2000 hits for batters, though there have been cases — including Uehara himself and Kyuji Fujikawa — admitted under special exceptions. The thread ranged from debating whether it even makes sense to hold a starter’s 200 wins and a closer’s 250 saves to the same standard, all the way to more basic questions like what the actual benefit of joining the Meikyukai even is.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:05
    A difference in caliber
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:06
    What's wrong with the bar being low, though?
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:08
    Re: #4
    What's the value of a "retired-OB Hawaii golf club" that literally anyone can join?
    9AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:08
    That's the gap between special-exception members and proper Meikyukai members.
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:12
    Re: #9
    Sasaki got in on a special exception too, though.
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:13
    Re: #22
    What do you mean by that?
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:13
    Re: #22
    Sounds like the kind of thing a Kato Junichi (popular Japanese livestreamer) fan would say lol
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:08
    Uehara got in on a special exception himself — why's he acting so high and mighty about it?
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:10
    Re: #11
    Normally you'd think "well, they let me in too, so who am I to talk" instead.
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:09
    Martinez should hit the mark this month.
    He barely pitched his rookie year and wasn't even the closer then, so it's really just 8 years to get there.
    34AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:14
    Re: #17
    Still, there aren't many guys who can hold down the closer job for 8 straight years.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:11
    Off topic, but I've never seen a sports commentator as unprepared as Uehara.
    His knowledge of sports outside baseball is worse than an amateur's.
    Is he even taking it seriously?
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:11
    Re: #20
    You really feel the gap next to Harry (commentator Isao Harimoto)…
    101AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:43
    Re: #21
    Harimoto actually takes a real interest in other sports.
    He even knows what's going on in Korea.
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:13
    Uehara's got that stubborn, contrarian streak Osaka guys are known for.
    37AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:15
    The guy they call "Rai-Maru" (Raidel Martínez) is racking up saves at a rate you'd never expect from a Chunichi Dragons closer.
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:19
    Re: #37
    He never broke down precisely because he got so few chances to pitch.
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:21
    Re: #37
    Sarfate got his start with the Carp too, remember.
    52AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:21
    Re: #37
    Chunichi's offense is weak, so if they won, it was probably a close game.
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:15
    For position players, even under 2000 hits,
    anyone with 500+ home runs should get into the Meikyukai.
    Though anyone who hit 500+ homers probably racked up plenty of hits too.
    55AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:22
    Re: #39
    Tabuchi and "Okawari" (nickname of slugger Tetsuto Okada) should get into the Meikyukai without being held to the 2000-hit rule.
    500 home runs beats 2000 hits any way you look at it.
    59AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:24
    Re: #39
    If Uehara and Fujikawa get their special exceptions, there ought to be batters who qualify for one too.
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:16
    If starters need 200 wins, relievers should need 500 saves.
    MLB's even got guys past 600.
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:21
    Re: #42
    Exactly this.
    No way 200 wins and 250 saves are worth the same.
    It's like treating a Tokyo University grad the same as someone from the Kan-Kan-Doh-Ritsu schools (a respected but less elite tier of private universities).
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:22
    Re: #42
    MLB's already got two active guys sitting around 400 saves.
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:17
    Why's Uehara even in the Meikyukai in the first place?
    He doesn't meet the requirements.
    44AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:18
    Re: #43
    The 100-100-100 (100 wins, 100 saves, 100 holds) is impressive enough, so it's fine.
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:26
    I wonder if players actually want to get into the Meikyukai that badly.
    70AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:29
    Re: #64
    Apparently it gets you invited to lectures and events more often, and treated better than other alumni when you are.
    71AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:30
    Re: #64
    Well, of course.
    Most commentators are Meikyukai members.
    67AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:28
    Is there even any benefit to joining?
    Do they trade you rare Pokémon or something?
    78AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:35
    Re: #67
    Apparently job offers come your way through the Meikyukai.
    87AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:37
    Turning down Meikyukai membership like Ochiai did is pretty cool.
    102AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:43
    Re: #87
    Ochiai really hates "Kaneyan" (nickname of Masaichi Kaneda).
    There's a story that back when he was a rookie, with the press all gathered around, Kaneyan pointed at him and said "this guy's never gonna amount to anything, lol."
    112AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:48
    If Yama-Yasu (Yasuaki Yamasaki) only needs 4 more saves, the team should just throw its full support behind him and let him get there.
    They'd clean up on commemorative merch and ticket sales all the way to the day he hits it.
    115AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:50
    Re: #112
    He's still got time age-wise.
    Reynolds is the one heading back to America next year, after all.
    118AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:51
    Re: #112
    Would Yamasaki really generate that much buzz?

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The Meikyukai (“Golden Players Club”) is a voluntary organization founded in 1978 with Masaichi Kaneda among its founders. Its informal entry line is “200 wins or 250 saves” for pitchers and “2000 hits” for batters. These standards can be relaxed through a board-approved special exception, and the memberships of Koji Uehara, Kyuji Fujikawa, and Kazuhiro Sasaki all involved such exceptions. What split the thread was whether it even makes sense to judge a starter’s 200 wins and a closer’s 250 saves by the same yardstick — Uehara argued Japan’s 250-save line is too low given that MLB has pitchers in the 400-600 save range, while Sasaki’s response reflected a wish to keep the door open so more young players have something to aim for. Worth noting too: Hiromitsu Ochiai, despite having more than enough credentials, turned down Meikyukai membership — a reminder that the club isn’t simply “a group where everyone was chosen by the same yardstick,” which is worth keeping in mind when following the debate over its standards.

    ※This article excerpts and summarizes the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Koji Uehara: “Meikyukai’s 250-save bar is too low” — Kazuhiro Sasaki: “I want more young players to get in, so it’s fine as it is”.”

  • New Kochikame Voice Recast for Ryotsu Splits Opinion — 5ch: “No One But Rasal Ishii Could Play Him”

    A thread on 5ch’s Nanjyo (Everything Live) board blew up over the recast of Ryotsu Kankichi, the lead of the new anime adaptation of “Kochira Katsushika-ku Kameari Kōen-mae Hashutsujo” (Kochikame). Since Rasal Ishii’s portrayal has defined the character for decades, posters flooded in with complaints that the new voice felt off, like “it sounds too cool — it needs more vulgarity.” The discussion soon widened into comparisons with other franchises that have swapped out a lead character’s voice actor, such as Doraemon, Sazae-san, Lupin III, and Crayon Shin-chan, pitting an optimistic camp arguing it’s “just a matter of getting used to it” against critics who countered that “the more you love the original, the harder it is to accept.”

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    When it comes to Ryotsu, nobody but Rasal Ishii is fit for the role.
    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    htps://youtu.be/hFxEBaTxkX0?si=lr4Q6y_mVf2mXNIq
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:44
    Re: #2
    Can't even post a YouTube link right, and your brain's gone bald too?
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:44
    Re: #2
    The voice is too cool — it needs some vulgarity.
    69AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:16
    Re: #2
    It might feel weird at first, but you'll get used to it eventually 🥺

    Same thing happened with Doraemon's voice, remember? 🥺
    19AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:48
    Why didn't Kochikame become one of those anime that runs forever, like Sazae-san or Chibi Maruko-chan?
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:49
    Re: #19
    There's more than enough material to draw from — guess they just can't do the really niche jokes anymore?
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:03
    Re: #19
    Because the guy's a cop who gets into brawls and goes on shooting sprees.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:49
    You guys were mad when Doraemon's voice changed too, huh.
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:53
    Re: #20
    That one's a national institution that's going to stick around forever.
    This one's just going to fade away soon and end up remembered as a failure.
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:49
    If they were stuck, they should've just left it to Shunsuke Takeuchi.
    He pulled off Kenshiro just fine.
    That guy's freakishly versatile.
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:54
    Re: #22
    I don't really see the need to make it sound like Rasal Ishii anyway.
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:00
    Re: #32
    Nobody asked what YOU think is necessary lol
    50AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:03
    Re: #43
    Re: #44
    You're way too attached to Kochikame lol
    I don't think most people care that much, honestly lol
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:54
    It's not just the voice, the character designs are hard to take too.
    The Chief especially looks rough.
    37AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:55
    Re: #33
    The Chief's not that bad, actually.
    Nakagawa's the one I thought looked the worst.
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:55
    Lupin's the one that actually pulled this off successfully.
    Anyone still complaining about it is just nitpicking.
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:57
    Re: #38
    That's because Lupin kept casting big-name actors.
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:59
    Isn't this just how it goes? The ones making noise are probably the same people still going on about Doraemon's voice.
    44AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:00
    Re: #42
    Both camps are basically the majority — what do you mean by 'just how it goes'?
    67AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:16
    Re: #42
    Seriously, though.
    People losing their minds over 'the voice, the voice' about a mere cartoon is so cringe.
    45AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:01
    This is probably just some hater of his welfare-policy stuff samefagging (posting under multiple names to fake a consensus).
    53AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:04
    Re: #45
    He's not even popular enough to have haters — it's just that the voice doesn't fit, plain and simple.
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:07
    His personality's got nothing to do with it — they should've just stuck with Rasal Ishii.
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:13
    Re: #56
    Even setting that aside, he's a sitting politician now.
    There's no way that's happening.
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:15
    Well, now that Rasal Ishii's ended up like that, they can't use him — can't be helped.
    68AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:16
    Re: #64
    Wait, what happened to him?
    83AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:29
    If they were gonna do it, they should've changed the vibe of the other regular cast too, like Doraemon did.
    Since everyone else sounds the same and only Ryotsu changed, it makes it feel even more off.
    88AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:35
    Re: #83
    Probably just couldn't find a voice in the same direction for Ryotsu alone.
    94AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:38
    Online everyone kept saying it'd probably be Subaru Kimura… and then it turns out to be this?
    111AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:53
    Re: #94
    Honestly, Subaru Kimura would've been better for this.
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:41
    The most jarring recast since Recoome in Dragon Ball.
    99AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:43
    Re: #96
    Recoome was great though — the hilarious-yet-unsettling way he says 'Vegeta-chaaan~' and all that.
    97AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:42
    I still haven't gotten used to the new voices for Doraemon, Sazae-san, Lupin, Crayon Shin-chan, or Conan either.
    You just shouldn't change the voice of a main character in a beloved national anime.
    It's not about whether the new actor is good or fits — the character and the voice are already fused together in your head.
    102AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:44
    Re: #97
    Can't speak for Kochikame, but for kids' anime, bringing in new viewers matters most — the old-timers who keep whining that 'something feels off' aren't even the target audience to begin with.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Recasting a character long voiced by the same actor isn’t unique to Kochikame — it’s happened repeatedly throughout Japanese anime history, from Doraemon (Nobuyo Oyama to Wasabi Mizuta) to Sazae-san and Lupin III. Rasal Ishii’s portrayal defined Ryotsu for decades, but he’s been active in recent years as a local assembly member, and as one poster in the thread pointed out, “he’s a sitting politician now, so there’s no way that’s happening” — meaning there are practical reasons he can no longer easily keep up voice-acting work. Opinions in the thread split between an optimistic camp arguing it’s “just a matter of getting used to it, and it’ll settle down within a few episodes,” and a skeptical camp countering that “the character and the voice are already fused together in your head, so it’s not a question of skill or fit” — a reaction that has recurred with recasts in other long-running anime as well. It’s also worth noting that the thread’s posts never actually confirm who the new voice actor is — the closest thing to an answer is a comment noting that “everyone predicted it’d be Subaru Kimura, but it wasn’t.”

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Everything Live/Livegalileo) thread “New Kochikame’s Ryotsu voice is a hopeless mismatch — guaranteed flop👮“.

  • Onimusha’s Switch 2 Version Runs at an Average 45fps — 5ch: “Wouldn’t a Locked 40fps Be Better?”

    According to testing by a gaming media outlet, the PS5 version of Onimusha: Way of the Sword offers a choice between two display modes — “Quality Priority” and “Performance Priority” — with Performance Priority holding around 60fps. The Switch 2 version, by contrast, has only a single display mode, and with VSync disabled it maintains an average of around 45fps, with the outlet calling it comfortable to play even in handheld mode. The article sparked a back-and-forth on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“Geha”) board between PS and Switch fans over the performance gap, pricing, and portability trade-offs between the PS5 and Switch 2 — before the thread veered off into the unrelated topic of GTA6’s frame rate issues.

    The PS5 version comes with two display modes: “Quality Priority” and “Performance Priority.” Both let you uncap the frame rate, but even uncapped, they reportedly hover close to each mode’s target figure.

    The Switch 2 version has only one selectable display mode. With VSync disabled, it runs at an average of 45fps, and the outlet rated it as especially comfortable to play in handheld mode.

    In the actual footage, whether during combat or movement, the PS5’s Performance Priority mode holds around 60fps, while Quality Priority mode hovers around 35–40fps. The Switch 2 version can likewise be seen maintaining roughly 45fps overall.

    Source: gamespark.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:35
    Guess the Switch fanboys ("Nishikun," a mocking nickname for Nintendo diehards) have finally figured out games need fps too
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:31
    Re: #3
    Nishikun♥ Nishikun♥
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:37
    But honestly, the PS4 version's probably smoother than this
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:41
    Just going off the demo, but I think the Switch 2 version's holding up pretty well
    (Bought the Steam version myself, though)
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:48
    Wasn't the consensus that a locked 40fps beats choppy variable frames?
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:04
    So what do you think — will this one outsell the PS5 version?
    13AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:05
    Re: #11
    Except for Mega Man and Ace Attorney, the PS version wins every time
    48AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:58
    Re: #11
    Obviously
    That "Pay-more Station" (a dig at PlayStation's rising prices) is nothing but a barrier to entry
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:06
    Half the resolution, half the fps, but the same price?
    Whyyy? Whyyy?
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:11
    Re: #14
    Well yeah, it's a small handheld system
    It's like landline vs. mobile phone, or desktop PC vs. laptop — totally different in terms of convenience
    34AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:45
    Re: #14
    So you're saying PS5 owners feel the same way about the Steam version?
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:25
    Bragging about 60fps? Come on
    120fps+ is the standard these days
    PC is the only real choice now
    73AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:27
    Re: #21
    Come back once you've unified the specs and the pricing across the board
    45AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:52
    There are reports that GTA6 doesn't just have blatant frame rate drops — it's also using heavy motion blur to mask the low frame rate

    Because of that, cars next to you end up looking totally blurred out
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:04
    Re: #45
    What's this guy even trying to prove by posting a blurry screenshot
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:19
    If only the Switch 2 had DLSS3…
    Then frame generation could've gotten most games up to 60fps
    That's the one disappointing part

    But apparently the Stellar Blade devs managed to customize FSR3.1 for Switch 2, so hopefully that tech can help stabilize frame rates a bit more
    74AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:28
    Re: #60
    Using frame generation below 60fps just causes tons of ghosting plus input lag — makes it unplayable lol
    75AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:30
    Re: #74
    The PS Portal's latency is so bad that action games are a total wash on it
    76AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:33
    Re: #74
    There you go making stuff up again
    So by that logic, GTA6 and the upcoming Witcher 3 (remaster) are unplayable too?

    You guys just spout whatever with that know-it-all attitude
    It's gross
    61AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:19
    Re: #49
    This is about motion blur, so it'd be the same issue even with a higher-res image, no?
    62AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:21
    Re: #61
    Everything's blurry — what exactly is "the same" about that?
    66AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:23
    Re: #62
    It's about the gap between your own car and the one next to you, right?
    No matter how high the resolution, it's still slathered in motion blur — that's the point, isn't it?
    68AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:25
    Re: #66
    Posting a screenshot that's blurry all over doesn't prove anything
    77AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:34
    Re: #76
    Lol, you clearly don't even own a PC
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:36
    Re: #75
    🐷💦<I-it's the P-PlayStation!! The P-Portal!! (mock stutter, mimicking a flustered fanboy)
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:41
    Re: #79
    Getting trolled nonstop, and the second you can't argue back anymore, you try to change the subject — that's some real "special" behavior lol (a common ableist jab used on 5ch)
    99AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:57
    It's a fact that GTA6 loses to Onimusha on frame rate, so you should've realized picking a fight over it was a losing battle from the start
    101AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:59
    Re: #99
    Well, of course — they're completely different games
    Besides, GTA6 snubbed the Switch 2 entirely lol (wordplay: "habucchi-2," blending "exclude" with "Switch 2")
    104AnonymousSep 6, 2026 10:03
    But then again, Nishio (Switch fanboy) never actually buys anything

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Onimusha: Way of the Sword is Capcom’s new action title, releasing across multiple platforms including PS5 and Switch 2. What sparked discussion in this comparison was a spec difference: the PS5 version lets players switch between “Quality Priority” and “Performance Priority” modes, while the Switch 2 version is limited to a single display mode. On the thread, the conversation wasn’t so much about the raw performance gap itself as it was a mix of grievances over the two versions costing the same despite the handheld/console spec difference, tangled up with comparisons that dragged in the unrelated topic of GTA6’s frame rate issues. Worth noting — something that doesn’t come through in the quoted excerpts alone — is that GTA6 is a separate title with different conditions around motion blur and resolution, so straightforward numerical comparisons should be taken with a grain of salt.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [“Geha”]) thread “[Good News] Media: “Onimusha: Way of the Sword’s Switch 2 Version Runs at a Pretty Solid Average 45fps”.”

  • Suzuki Moa Steals Fall Tour’s Opening Night — Fans Who Saw Her Declare Her Their New Favorite

    On a Hello! Project discussion board, the opening night of the fall national tour was the hot topic. After new member Suzuki Moa appeared in a gothic lolita cat-ears costume, fans who saw her at the venue reportedly flooded in with reactions like “way too cute.” The thread also weighed in on other recently joined members — Yasuda Miyu, Ishikawa Kanon, and Sugihara Akisa — buzzing over who’s likely to grow most popular from here, though some harsh comments about their looks showed up too.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:20
    Moa-chan in that gothic lolita cat-ears outfit is way too cute lmaooo
    2AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:21
    Day one, go!! Suzuki Moa
    https://ameblo.jp/morningmusume16ki/entry-12977865944.html
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260905/21/morningmusume16ki/9e/64/j/o1080144015819297581.jpg
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260905/21/morningmusume16ki/14/ae/j/o1080144015819297582.jpg
    3AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:23
    At the venue, the female fans are falling for her even harder than the guys
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:24
    Gotta catch up to and overtake Mesa's popularity (Mesa = nickname for Sugihara Akisa)
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:50
    Re: #4
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:51
    Re: #42
    Someone oblivious to how huge day-one hype is
    5AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:25
    She's got such clear, well-defined features, that's what makes her great
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:27
    Went to both the debut reveal event and yesterday's opening show — her face is flawless, but it's the clumsy performance that makes her so endearing
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:29
    The fact that Yonemura and Tanimoto are doting on Moa-chan like she's their pet is proof enough
    9AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:31
    I actually think Yasuda's visuals are really good
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:32
    Old-school Morning Musume otaku might feel a little uneasy about the name "Yasuda" (a callback to a past member of the same surname)
    11AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:32
    Can't say she's great, but she's not bad either
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:33
    Her nickname's basically locked in as "Daimyoujin" (a pun on Akisa → myoujin, meaning "deity") at this point, right?
    13AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:33
    Saw a tweet going around where a Makino fan admitted she'd earned pink-member status
    15AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:33
    Got a feeling she'll be the top girl of the 18th gen before this tour's over
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:36
    Haven't seen a member this cute join since the 12th generation
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:36
    I've seen people who were Sasaki fans keeping an eye on her end up turning into full-on Musume. fans
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:36
    That's just how it always goes with Morning Musume at first
    24AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:37
    The nail that sticks out gets hammered down — that's why they end up dragging each other down
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:37
    Starting tomorrow~!! Suzuki Moa
    https://ameblo.jp/morningmusume16ki/entry-12977777545.html
    https://stat.ameba.jp/user_images/20260904/22/morningmusume16ki/c1/c0/j/o1080144015819011735.jpg
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:39
    There might be some Musume. otaku thrown off — it's been a while since someone with such an idol-caliber face joined
    28AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:40
    She overlaps with the image of Michishige right after she first joined
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    It's not just that her face is cute, she's got an idol's build too — her proportions are like a doll's
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:43
    "Moa-chaaaan!" — that fan call sounds like it'd be fun to shout
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:45
    The 18th gen's cover of "Suki na Senpai" was like five times cuter than I imagined
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:46
    I get why people like her, but are Musume. otaku actually sold on the other three?
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:46
    She might end up like Sasaki — is that really okay?
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:48
    Even one hit member would be a win at this point — every generation for years now has been a total miss
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:48
    Re: #38
    Getter's fine though (nickname for one of the members)
    44AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:52
    They say Ishikawa's dance skills are amazing, but Sugihara's already holding her own against the senpai, so poor Ishikawa barely gets a chance to show hers off
    46AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:53
    Re: #44
    She'll get to show off through singing later too, so she'll be fine
    52AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:56
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HRb9xlnbEAATmpQ.jpg
    53AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:57
    If she were taller they'd have held her back for Juice=Juice instead
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:59
    You mean Ishikawa? That's not really something you can call a matter of taste

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Morning Musume. is known as a group where, every time new members join, their rising popularity becomes visible through tour costume changes and fan calls. The newly added members discussed here, including Suzuki Moa, have only just joined, so the split opinions in the thread reflect a phase where looks and first impressions at the venue tend to get talked about before actual ability does. Note that the original thread contained some comments that outright disparaged certain members’ appearances, so this article was compiled with those posts excluded. Comparing fan popularity and reporting a “new favorite” (oshimashi) are staples of Hello! Project-related threads, but it’s worth keeping in mind that they can easily spiral into baseless superiority arguments.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Breaking] Otaku Who Saw Suzuki Moa-chan on Day One of the Fall Tour Are Reportedly Rushing to Declare Her Their New Favorite wwww.”

  • Switch 2 ‘Console + microSD Card Tops ¥100,000’ — 5ch Snarks: ‘Priced Like a Powerhouse, Performs Like… Well, Switch 2’

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board sparked debate over Switch 2, after posters pointed out that “despite being the weakest hardware this generation, the console plus a microSD card runs over ¥100,000.” The discussion centered on storage capacity: Switch 2’s usable space comes to roughly 230GB, far less than the PS5’s approximately 670GB, drawing a wave of complaints. While some titles — like the Final Fantasy VII Remake — need nearly the same amount of space on both consoles (around 90GB), others show a much bigger gap: Resident Evil takes up 75GB on PS5 but only 32GB on Switch 2. Opinions split between buyers who think the choice should come down to performance and value for money, and those who say it should be about which games you actually want to play.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:38
    Seriously, isn't this insane?
    3AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:40
    You'll need a Pro Controller and a screen protector too
    4AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:42
    For that kind of money you could just buy an iPad
    63AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:49
    Re: #4
    But then you can't play Nintendo games
    5AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:43
    Priced like a powerhouse, performs like…
    well, Switch 2. (a riff on Hitachi's old ad slogan, 'That's because it's Hitachi')
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:44
    Ranting about it here won't do anything
    This should be posted on social media instead
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:57
    What are we supposed to do with that ¥200,000 hunk of junk?
    Is PS6 gonna cost ¥300,000 then?
    16AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:07
    Re: #12
    And there it is — the classic 'What about PS?!' whining from a Switch fanboy.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:09
    You need a monitor too, don't forget
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:10
    Re: #20
    Same goes for the original Switch and Wii U, though
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:09
    The PS5 already comes with about 750GB free out of the box, so you don't really need extra SSD storage
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:11
    Re: #21
    The ones on shelves now only have 670GB free — that's barely enough for two copies of GTA
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:12
    Re: #21
    It fills up fast, so extra storage is basically mandatory
    30AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:15
    Switch 2's actual usable capacity is only about 230GB, so PS5 still has nearly 3x more
    You can make 670GB work, but 230GB just isn't enough
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:19
    Re: #30
    That's so little lol
    32AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:18
    A brand-new console and the PS4 — which came out 13 years ago — is the main thing it gets compared to
    A new machine that's already struggling to keep up in just its second year
    How many more years is it supposed to hang in there like this?
    Maybe it's time to just accept reality: the most anticipated game in the world right now is GTA6
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:12
    Re: #32
    The fact that a crime game is the most hyped title says it all
    It's not very approachable for Japanese audiences, so it won't sell to the mainstream here
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:22
    🐷<P-P-PlayStation-blaming! Disability-blaming!! (a mocking stammer-voice meme; 🐷 is derogatory 5ch slang for Switch fanboys)
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:23
    Re: #40
    🐷Oink, sure love spamming a ton of Switch-bashing threads, don't ya? Oink
    46AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:25
    Re: #40
    The thread title itself says 'the weakest hardware this generation,'
    so there's nothing wrong with bringing up other consoles for comparison
    Your whole argument falls apart because you're assuming this is Switch-bashing from the start
    41AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:23
    Even the same game takes up totally different amounts of space on PS5 vs Switch 2
    Like Resident Evil — 75GB on PS5 but only 32GB on Switch 2
    43AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:24
    Re: #41
    And yet the Switch version didn't even sell, lol
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:26
    Re: #41
    Final Fantasy VII Remake
    Switch 2: 90GB+
    PS5: about 90GB

    What the heck is going on there?
    53AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:35
    It's kind of hilarious that just FF7 Remake and Rebirth alone can fill up Switch 2's entire storage lol
    No matter how you slice it, that's way too little space
    57AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:45
    Re: #53
    Both UFS and SSD storage can realistically only be used up to about 90% of total capacity
    Fill it past that and read speeds tank hard
    94AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:23
    Re: #53
    Both probably won't even fit anyway
    You need temporary working space just to download stuff, remember
    56AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:43
    A Pro Controller isn't even necessary for RPG players anyway
    61AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:48
    Re: #56
    So I guess most Nintendo games are garbage and not worth playing, then?
    76AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:11
    Still out here baiting people over specs
    when regular users aren't even buying based on performance in the first place
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:12
    Re: #76
    By that same logic nobody would choose PS either
    84AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:13
    Re: #79
    PS5 has great value for the performance you get
    Switch 2's cost-performance is just terrible
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:17
    Re: #84
    Are you joking with this 'value for money' talk?
    People choose a console based on the games they can play
    Sure, spec value matters too, but only once the games you want are available on both
    92AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:22
    I own both a Switch and a PS, but I only play on Switch 2 these days
    The graphics aren't that different from Switch 2 anyway, and PS can only be played in front of a TV, so mine's in storage
    100AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:32
    Re: #92
    Lol, you definitely don't actually own a PS5
    The graphics gap is way too big for that to be true
    104AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:34
    Re: #100
    I do own one


    PS is such a hassle that mine's boxed up in storage lol

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Switch 2 ships with 256GB of internal storage, but once the system reserves its share, the usable capacity comes to roughly 230GB. That looks weak next to the PS5 (825GB-plus models), which offers an effective capacity of around 670GB, and the gap kept coming up again and again in the thread. That said, storage use for the same title can vary between platforms depending on compression methods and texture settings, so it’s not something that can be reduced to a simple number comparison. Performance and cost-effectiveness debates have long been a staple flashpoint on the Geha board, but real purchasing decisions usually hinge on “are the games I want to play on it,” so readers should be aware that the spec-war rhetoric and actual buying behavior often don’t line up.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, Geha) thread “Switch 2 ‘It’s the Weakest Hardware This Generation, Yet the Console Plus MicroSD Costs Over ¥100,000’.”

  • Does Being Single at 35 Cancel Out All Your Other Stats? 5ch Debates

    A claim that “once you’re over 35 and still single, every other stat you have — education, income, height — becomes meaningless” sparked a debate on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G board (a general live-chat forum). The thread split between posters who say a person’s worth boils down to single-vs-married, and others firing back with examples like baseball star Hayato Sakamoto and Ichiro to argue “marital status alone doesn’t decide how you’re judged.” Married posters piled on to needle singles, while some questioned just how fulfilling married life really is, and across 17 separate reply chains the clash between “stat theory” and “happiness theory” kept going.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:53
    Being highly educated? Just makes you a creepy grind-nerd.
    High income? Just makes you a money-obsessed creep with nothing to spend it on.
    Tall? If you can't even get a girlfriend with that, something's wrong with you as a person.
    6AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:57
    35 pretty much decides it.
    By 39 it's already confirmed, automatically (no going back).
    8AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:59
    Sorry not sorry — while you married guys are busy building a house on a 35-year mortgage and spending your whole life paying it off, I've been raking it in on stocks lol
    10AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:01
    Re: #8
    And then you'll just die early, right??? What's the point of investing then.
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:13
    On the flip side, it's wild how just being married cancels out being short, ugly, bald, stupid, and trash.
    31AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:30
    Re: #21
    So being fat doesn't get cancelled out, huh…
    22AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:14
    Re: #18
    Man, you can only cling to "at least I'm married" and yet you actually managed to get married…

    Well, I guess that makes singles ranked below guys who can only cling to being married.
    Is that really okay with you?
    24AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:16
    Re: #22
    No it doesn't.
    Is Hayato Sakamoto below you?
    Achievements outside of marriage — like your career — obviously get factored in too.
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:20
    Re: #24
    That's not how it works anymore.
    Unlike the Heisei era when childless singles could walk around proudly, things have shifted toward "anyone who's had even one kid deserves respect."
    And the birth rate has actually been leveling off.
    29AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:25
    Re: #25
    Exactly this.

    "You don't have to get married (or have kids)" — that's a Heisei-era value.
    So people say "update from that Showa-era 'you must marry' mindset!!"

    But in Reiwa, "having kids is just righteous" is basically the vibe now.
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:33
    Re: #25
    Does that actually prove Hayato Sakamoto is ranked below some random parent in the eyes of society?
    That's not even addressing the point.
    Answer the question you were actually asked first.
    34AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:34
    Just because you leveled up your life with some random woman while you were young, you think that lets you look down on someone like Takeru Sato in terms of stats?
    That's some serious self-esteem you've got there.
    37AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:37
    Re: #34
    You're not Takeru Sato or Hayato Sakamoto, though.

    And it's not even remotely the same situation.
    Doesn't it embarrass you to even say that?
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:35
    No matter how many casual hookups Sakamoto has, if he stays single his whole life, there will be people who look down on him for it.
    That's how much of a negative stat being single in old age really is.
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:38
    Re: #35
    Sure, there are welfare recipients (namapo, slang for people on livelihood assistance) who look down on corporate wage slaves too.
    That doesn't mean anything.
    Judge it by the average societal evaluation.
    39AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:39
    If you can't get married and leave kids behind, you're a complete loser biologically.
    Sure, a tiny handful of handsome guys or celebrities can easily marry and have kids even past 40, but they're just outlier alphas.
    For an average regular guy, 39 is the final deadline, so you'd better hurry.
    41AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:41
    Re: #39
    Well, if a celebrity — or an "alpha," whatever — gets married, it gets reported in the news,
    but for a regular person, it never becomes news at all,
    so nobody even knows.
    42AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:41
    Re: #39
    There it is, there it is.
    Anything inconvenient gets waved off as an exception.
    The moment you start making exceptions based on job, income, or looks, your logic already falls apart.
    44AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:43
    Re: #38
    That's exactly the average societal evaluation, though.
    If Sakamoto turns 50 still racking up hookups and never marries,
    society won't see him as a success — just as "new money with nothing but a sex drive."
    47AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:46
    Re: #44
    Whoa.
    Then if you have kids, go ask your friends or coworkers:
    "I have kids, so that makes me a greater person than Sakamoto, Furuta, or Ichiro, right?"
    How many people do you think would say, "Yeah, that's totally true"?
    I really don't think anyone treats it that way.
    48AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:47
    Do people really care that much about how others see them?
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:53
    Re: #48
    Right?
    If you're single but happy, I don't see the problem.
    Though whether you can still be happy single past 50, who knows.
    49AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:47
    Re: #47
    Furuta and Ichiro are married, though.
    And I never made having kids the issue anyway.
    51AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:50
    Re: #49
    Ugh.
    You jumped into a conversation that was originally about kids, and this is what you say?
    I got played.
    58AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:57
    You're that jealous of single people?
    Well, I guess you would be.
    What's even fun about marriage, it's ridiculous.
    64AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:03
    Re: #58
    You've got no credibility saying that until you've actually experienced it.
    59AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:58
    "Being single is easier" — I get that.
    "I don't even have a girlfriend" — why though?
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:00
    Re: #59
    Being older, single, having zero intention of marrying, but still having a girlfriend — that's the most nonsensical combo there is.
    72AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:10
    A single guy enjoying his life > a married guy devoting his time to a woman who only satisfies him enough to let him mock singles.

    Am I not allowed to say this?
    76AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:15
    Re: #72
    The problem is the singles in this thread aren't exactly living it up either.
    83AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:25
    Re: #76
    Come on, quit it…
    92AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:32
    Re: #76
    Though it's pretty brutal that a married guy's Sunday plans are specifically coming to Nan-G to mock singles.
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:28
    From a biological standpoint, non-reproducing individuals aren't necessarily worthless.
    Looked at alone, an individual that can't reproduce may be unfortunate in that it leaves no offspring, but multiple studies show that, viewed at the species level, such individuals play an important role in supporting the species' overall prosperity.
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:32
    Re: #86
    Well, elites making over 10 million yen a year like that genuinely make up less than 1% of people, though.
    101AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:35
    Re: #86
    If you're unhappy as an individual, then honestly…
    Spending your whole life as a cog supporting other people's kids, like some unpaid volunteer, sounds insane.
    89AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:31
    I can say this because I've experienced both single and married life — being married wins on both life fulfillment and personal growth.
    93AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:33
    Re: #89
    Well, even married people start out single, so of course everyone's experienced both lol
    97AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:34
    Re: #93
    The point is, someone who's only ever known being single can't actually make the comparison.
    103AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:35
    Re: #97
    Sounds like a comparison to me.
    If what you're doing married is the exact same thing you did single — hanging around the bottom-feeders of Nan-G on a Sunday.
    106AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:36
    Re: #97
    Nah, I don't think married people can compare fairly either — everyone wants to believe their current situation is the best.
    The only people who could actually judge it properly are those who got married and then lost their spouse, like through death, and had no choice but to go back to being alone.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The claim that “being single ruins all your other stats” is a recurring line of argument on 5ch’s marriage-hunting and dating-related threads, and this time it played out by invoking real-life celebrities — pro baseball players, actors — to test whether “not being married reduces your social evaluation to zero.” Some posts pointed to a value shift in the Reiwa era toward “having kids is simply righteous,” but that’s just one poster’s personal impression, not something backed by statistics. Likewise, the “39 is the final deadline” figure never rises above folk wisdom — no supporting data was ever presented in the thread. In the end, the argument boiled down less to whether being single is good or bad, and more to a single question: can you actually score someone else’s life using stats?

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Once You’re Over 35 and ‘Single,’ Doesn’t Every Other Stat Become Meaningless?.”

  • Goodbye, Hensachi: By 2050, 1 in 2 Japanese Students Will Get Into a National or Elite Private University

    According to a Nikkei series, Japan’s shrinking birthrate is expected to cut the number of university applicants by 30% by 2050, down to roughly 420,000 people. If enrollment quotas stay where they are now, that works out to 1 in 2 students being able to get into a national/public university or an elite private university. The estimate sparked debate on 5ch’s News Speed+ board: some worried about falling academic standards (“even idiots will get into top schools now”), while others pushed back, arguing “the bar at elite schools itself won’t change” and “universities will just scoop up top students from Japan and abroad.” Many posts agreed that the hensachi (standardized deviation score used to rank Japanese students) is losing meaning as a yardstick, with opinions diverging mainly on how to judge what comes after it.

    Portrait of a Nation of 100 Million

    By 2050, universities may no longer be chosen by hensachi score. The number of university applicants is projected to fall 30% to 420,000. Under current enrollment quotas, that would mean 1 in 2 students gets into a private or national/public university considered “elite.” Japan has long been called a credentialist society — will a new yardstick for evaluating universities emerge?

    “The race to lock down top students will only accelerate. We’ve already entered an era where you can’t coast on brand name alone,” says a worried executive at a major private university in the Kansai region. Competition is already intensifying on the ground…(continued in the paid edition)

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:10
    Things were better back when the enrollment rate was around 30%.

    These days any idiot can go to college.
    155AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:04
    "Re: #5
    Make it easy to get in but hard to graduate.
    Charge held-back students through the nose in tuition.
    That would actually raise the whole country's academic level.
    214AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:15
    "Re: #5
    Sure, a genuine bottom-tier "F-rank" school (slang for the lowest, virtually open-admission tier of universities) will take anyone and they're full of idiots, but people who get into prestigious universities are still just as sharp as ever.
    There's still an academic-pedigree filter at hiring, and an F-rank degree gets treated about the same as a high school diploma, so the distinction still holds.
    7AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:11
    So even idiots will get a free pass into Kyoto University and Tokyo University now…
    This country really is finished ☺
    168AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:06
    "Re: #7
    Not you though lol
    12AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:12
    Even Showa-era high school grads are gonna start acting smug about it lol
    conveniently forgetting how fierce competition was back when the population was growing.
    36AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:20
    "Re: #12
    Showa 63 is 1988.
    Those guys will mostly be old geezers by 2050.
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:13
    Well, it's the declining birthrate.
    F-rank schools will probably be shutting down within a few years.
    21AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:17
    "Re: #14
    F-rank schools are already closing here and there, but wiping them all out won't happen in just a few years.
    That'll take more like a decade or several decades.
    17AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:14
    Nobody's going to bother studying in the age of AGI.
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:17
    So who's actually going to hire them?
    Company W would rather hire foreigners than dim-witted Japanese grads.
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:20
    The reason Japan hasn't had economic growth in 40 years is the low quality of its education.
    45AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:24
    "Re: #35
    That's because for a long time the dominant mindset was 'it's the company's job to train talent' under lifetime employment.
    So when the economy was good, even high school grads could live pretty comfortably.

    People call it a credentialist society, but for a long time your educational background didn't actually matter that much.
    It was really a non-credentialist society — there wasn't much difference in life outcomes between the highly educated and everyone else.
    40AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:22
    I won't even be alive in 2050 so who cares.
    41AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:23
    "Re: #40
    People like that make up the majority of voters, which is exactly why this country is finished.
    It's a flaw of universal suffrage.
    54AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:27
    In the era of 'all 100 million middle class,' high school grads were the majority and still reasonably happy.
    Japan wasn't really a credentialist society.
    60AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:30
    "Re: #54
    Back then the population was growing and the economy was still developing, so there was a mountain of domestic-demand jobs — work anyone could do.

    Now the population is shrinking, growth has stalled, and domestic jobs that anyone can do have shrunk hugely compared to before.
    We've entered an era where you can't get by unless you do work developing-country workers can't do, or work that earns money overseas.
    Becoming a credentialist society is inevitable, I think.
    72AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:38
    I wonder about that.
    As quotas get cut across the board and schools close down,
    I bet the elite schools stick around without their difficulty changing much.
    78AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:39
    "Re: #72
    Wasn't the plan to cut the number of universities in half by 2040?
    88AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    "Re: #72
    Universities are a business, so apparently they'll just keep filling seats however they can lol
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:40
    Do we even need universities in the first place?
    Online classes would be fine.
    87AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    "Re: #81
    It's one of the screening criteria for hiring, after all.
    Though apparently it's different when the HR person is a woman.
    86AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    It's less 'getting into a famous university becomes the norm' and more like famous-university degrees going on a bargain sale, isn't it?
    91AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:44
    "Re: #86
    It's true the world doesn't go 'wow, Tokyo University!' the way it used to.
    92AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:44
    Most people have probably noticed already, but the underclassmen at their own alma mater are way dumber than their own generation was.
    105AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:49
    I only know the old Yoyogi Seminar hensachi rankings (a major cram-school chain famous for its prep rankings), so I have no clue how things work now.
    131AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:58
    "Re: #105
    It was brutal back then.
    Even with the same hensachi of 50, I feel like you used to be around the top 20% of your generation.
    Now it's probably more like the top 40%.
    107AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:49
    Basically, today's students should aim for at least GMARCH or Kankandoritsu tier (nicknames for respected mid-to-upper private university groups in Tokyo and Kansai).

    Fall below that and 20 years from now you might end up hearing 'Wait, senpai, you went to an F-rank school? lol'
    112AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:52
    "Re: #107
    It'll be a university that doesn't even turn up when you search for it.
    113AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:52
    "Re: #107
    Schools that low probably won't even exist by then
    — the term 'F-rank' might go extinct too.
    119AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:55
    "Re: #92
    Re: #107
    Seriously, the academic ability of the junior new hires coming in lately has cratered.
    109AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:50
    So does that mean 90% of private universities end up F-rank?
    141AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:01
    Well, there's not much left to actually learn at university anyway.
    If graduation were made as tough as in the US,
    universities would have to change just to survive.
    150AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:03
    "Re: #109
    Think about the population numbers first.
    Re: #141
    There's actually plenty to learn lol
    that's a separate issue.
    173AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:07
    "Re: #141
    Not sure how it is now, but apparently in France, like in the shogi world,
    if you fail once the path to university closes for good.
    In Germany, similar to Japanese high schools, if your academic level isn't up to par
    you get steered early into industrial work, onto the Meister (skilled-trade) track.
    114AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:53
    I don't think the trend of universities locking down top students will change.

    The catch is, those top students won't necessarily be Japanese.

    In fact, the former imperial universities and top private schools already have more English-only courses,
    and the new faculty being launched at Tokyo University will hold more than half its classes in English.
    121AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:55
    "Re: #114
    Someone brought up Korean before, saying language matters for how you think.
    English is very black-and-white,
    but for ambiguous, nuanced thinking, isn't Japanese actually better suited?
    140AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:01
    "Re: #114
    It's not about whether Japanese is 'superior' or not —
    it's about gathering top students and researchers from around the world, not just Japan.
    I mean, top universities worldwide are research institutions, so this is just normal practice for them.

    If that's the goal, you can't run lectures and research only in Japanese.
    You're writing your papers in English anyway, so you might as well just use English day-to-day.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The article draws on Nikkei’s series “Portrait of a Nation of 100 Million,” which starts from the estimate that, due to the declining birthrate, the number of university applicants in 2050 will fall 30% from today to roughly 420,000. Unless universities significantly cut their enrollment quotas, simple arithmetic says 1 in 2 students could get into a national/public university or an “elite” private university — raising the question of whether the university selection function itself is breaking down.

    The thread split mainly over two points. One was whether to view “easier admission = falling academic ability” or “the level of elite universities will hold steady thanks to quota adjustments,” with many posts debating how fast F-rank universities will be weeded out and how the relative meaning of hensachi scores is shifting (even a hensachi of 50 now represents a different percentile within one’s generation than it used to). The other point concerned universities’ survival strategies — stricter graduation requirements (Western-style) and internationalization through more international students and English-language lectures — with some arguing this isn’t so much “getting harder” as “the pool being selected from expanding from domestic to global.” Worth noting: most of the original article sits behind Nikkei’s paywall, so specific numbers on planned quota cuts can’t be confirmed from the thread’s quotes alone.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Goodbye, Hensachi: By 2050, 1 in 2 Students Will Get Into a National or Elite Private University.”

  • Is an Uber Eats Courier the Pinnacle of Self-Employment? 5ch Splits Over ‘Zero Startup Cost’ Claim

    On 5ch’s News VIP board, a claim that “Uber Eats couriers get looked down on, but they’re close to the pinnacle of the self-employed” drew a wave of responses. Some praised the low barrier to entry — zero startup cost, zero monthly royalty, zero fixed costs — while others countered that it’s simply a different scale compared to self-employed people who put up large capital, like real estate investors, and still others pointed to the risks of working without social insurance or paid leave. The thread ended up split over just what should count as the “pinnacle” of self-employment.

    1AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:37
    Startup cost: ¥0
    Monthly royalty: ¥0
    Fixed costs: ¥0
    14AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:43
    What kind of mindset thinks that's the pinnacle?
    Guys running apartments at a commercial scale are on a totally different level.
    Just because the entry cost is cheap doesn't mean grinding away at the bottom puts you anywhere near the top.
    16AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:46
    Re: #14
    Real estate investment takes about ¥10 million upfront,
    and only 10% of people actually manage to turn a profit lolololololololol
    18AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:46
    But when your only client is Uber, isn't that kind of a dead-end business by definition?
    23AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:49
    Re: #18
    Isn't that true of pretty much everyone though?
    If you drive a bus, about all you can do is drive a bus.
    If you work retail, about all you can do is retail.
    If you're an Uber Eats courier, about all you can do is Uber Eats delivery.
    19AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:46
    Then again, opening a restaurant or running a convenience store isn't really being self-employed anyway.
    25AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:50
    Re: #19
    They're self-employed too, same as Uber Eats couriers.
    20AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:48
    If you had to build Uber's whole platform yourself and run ads, it'd cost way more than tens of millions of yen.
    It's zero cost precisely because you're just a hired part-timer.
    There are countless zero-startup-cost part-time jobs out there.
    27AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:51
    Re: #20
    That's basically what subcontracting is.
    Small and mid-sized companies make up 70% of all businesses out there, and most of them work as subcontractors.
    26AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:51
    Honestly, I never expected delivery apps to spread this much.
    Drones replacing them doesn't look realistic in Japan anytime soon either.
    This job could go on functioning as a safety net until the current working generation is all dead.
    28AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:52
    Re: #26
    Drone delivery's probably still 100 years off.
    https://youtube.com/shorts/9BM41OrDzuE?si=zqqhko1hZ7j8Q-X-
    35AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:59
    Re: #33
    Re: #28
    Like I said, drone delivery is 100 years off lolololol
    Maybe it'll be possible around the time VRMMORPGs actually become a thing.
    33AnonymousSep 6, 2026 07:57
    If a place like China went all-in on drones, unemployment would go completely through the roof, wouldn't it.
    38AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:01
    Self-employed work you can do from home with zero capital is the strongest setup there is.
    41AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:04
    Re: #38
    That's really what it comes down to.
    A business with zero startup cost and zero monthly fixed costs is a strong business.
    75AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:33
    Uber Eats couriers are basically being exploited by Uber too, aren't they.
    Uber makes money because it gets to use them as errand-runners with zero risk, without ever hiring them.
    79AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:34
    Re: #75
    Uber itself ran at a loss for years, you know.
    81AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:35
    Re: #79
    Running Uber Eats delivery and still ending up at a loss?
    You mean you moved to the city and your living costs outpaced your earnings? lolololol
    101AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:47
    Re: #95
    First off, I wasn't even talking to you.
    You're just misreading it.
    I actually think doing Uber is a good thing.
    Don't come at me with some weird angle.
    Go back and reread the whole Re: #79 thread.
    84AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:37
    Re: #81
    Uber, the company itself.
    90AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:42
    Re: #87
    You said Uber profits off using them risk-free, so I was just letting you know Uber itself was in the red for years…
    96AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:45
    Re: #90
    So Uber Eats is all about exploiting bottom-tier workers under the 'self-employed' label instead of actually hiring them, huh.
    85AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:38
    Re: #78
    You're getting paid by putting your own body on the line, right? To me, that's a losing trade.
    Isn't working as a regular full-time employee just better and less risky?
    93AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:43
    Re: #89
    If you get into an accident, labor law won't protect you.
    No social insurance, no bonuses, no severance pay, no unemployment insurance.
    Don't you realize how much Uber is exploiting you?
    97AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:45
    Re: #93
    This thread is about comparisons within self-employment, so stop derailing it by dragging in comparisons to guys who'll be salarymen till they die.
    99AnonymousSep 6, 2026 08:47
    Re: #93
    What exactly do you mean by 'if you get into an accident'?
    Like a traffic accident?
    Would that be your fault, or the other party's?
    123AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:00
    Does it actually pay that well?
    126AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:01
    Re: #123
    About ¥4,000 an hour.
    127AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:02
    Re: #126
    That's surprisingly good.
    Seems pretty low-stress too.
    131AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:05
    Re: #126
    But if this is your main job, social insurance and taxes will eat up more than 30% of that.
    National Health Insurance is basically a rip-off if you just enroll the normal way.
    And there's no sick pay on top of that.
    130AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:05
    Re: #125
    That's not something just anyone can do.
    Telling someone 'become a doctor, go independent, and pull in ¥300 million a year' —
    not everyone can do that, so comparing it is just dumb.
    133AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:07
    Re: #130
    It's not really about the comparison —
    is it really fine to be self-employed and still end up on the exploited end?
    142AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:13
    Re: #133
    Fine or not fine —
    bringing up some exceptional case that not everyone can pull off doesn't really help.
    What we're talking about is self-employment that anyone can get into.
    By your logic, I could just say 'become a doctor, open your own practice, and you'll make ¥300 million a year.'
    Is it 'fine' to make ¥2 million a year as an Uber courier?
    That's no different from just saying 'become an independent doctor and you'll make ¥300 million.'
    144AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:14
    Re: #142
    Even the bottom-rung site laborers you all look down on
    pull in ¥4 million a year without even trying.
    They just see no benefit in going self-employed, so they stay hired.
    145AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:15
    Re: #142
    You're the one who said it yourself — that it's the pinnacle among the self-employed.
    134AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:08
    Hmm…
    What's the actual difference between a 'self-employed' person who just handles whatever orders come down the pipe, and a regular hired delivery driver?

    Sure, there's no risk — but that also means the upside is capped.
    And since you're not an employee, nobody's got your back either.

    It's a mystery what people are even trying to accomplish by hyping up a job that, within the narrow world of self-employment, takes no risk and therefore has a low ceiling on reward.

    If you don't actually want to take on risk to make more money, then just be an employee already…
    135AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:10
    Re: #134
    Isn't this ultimately just companies using the 'self-employed' label to cut the cost of actually hiring bottom-tier workers?
    143AnonymousSep 6, 2026 09:14
    Re: #134
    That's exactly why workers and the self-employed are completely different things.

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    Uber Eats couriers work under contractor agreements rather than employment contracts, making them self-employed (freelance) workers who fall outside the scope of workers’ compensation insurance, employment insurance, and paid leave under Japan’s Labor Standards Act. At the same time, in 2022 Japan’s Central Labour Relations Commission recognized couriers as “workers” under the Labor Union Act, granting them the right to collective bargaining through a union — part of an ongoing legal debate over their position somewhere between self-employed contractor and employee. In the thread, opinions split between those who saw the near-zero startup and fixed costs as an advantage of self-employment, and those who stressed risks unique to being self-employed, such as a heavier social insurance burden and thin protection in the event of an accident or illness. Underlying the disagreement is a difference in premise: even though both sides are discussing “self-employment” as one category, should couriers be measured against large-scale business owners, or judged simply on how easy the work is to get into?

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “Uber Eats couriers get looked down on, but aren’t they close to the top of the self-employed pile?.”