Author: Japan Reacts Editorial

  • Rima Matsunaga: ‘I Want the Other Groups to Succeed Too’ — On Bonding at Hello! Con

    Juice=Juice’s Rima Matsunaga shared an anecdote in an interview with Nikkei Entertainment about meeting members of other groups at Hello! Con, where they tell her “I saw you on TV,” and said she wants not just Juice=Juice but every Hello! Project group to succeed. When this comment was picked up on a Hello! Project thread on 5ch, reactions were split — some voiced genuine appreciation, while others sarcastically remarked that she’s “getting full of herself.” A ranking table showing each Hello! Project member’s number of days in the group was also posted alongside the discussion, drawing interest as a handy reference.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:10
    Source: Nikkei Entertainment
    2AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:10
    Days in the group as of 2026/09/08 (based on Wikipedia entries)

    4,127 days — Akari Uemura
    3,361 days — Ruru Danbara (since 2017/06/26)
    3,194 days — Tomoko Kanazawa
    2,909 days — Sayuki Takagi
    2,845 days — Karin Miyamoto
    2,643 days — Yume Kudo, Rima Matsunaga (since 2019/06/14)
    2,351 days — Reon Inoue (since 2020/04/01)
    2,303 days — Yuka Miyazaki
    1,889 days — Ichika Arisawa, Risa Irie, Kisaki Ebata (since 2021/07/07)
    1,532 days — Sakura Ishiyama, Sakari Endo (since 2022/06/29)
    1,447 days — Manaka Inaba
    1,207 days — Mifu Kawashima (since 2023/05/23)
    *,623 days — Nanami Yanagawa
    *,442 days — Nia Hayashi (since 2025/06/23)
    *,130 days — Aina Otsuka
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:11
    Oho! Someone's getting full of herself lol
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:15
    She's a good kid.
    Well, can't expect ALL of them to blow up though
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:20
    Runo: "I saw you on TV…"
    Ebata: *smirks*
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:21
    Don't go twisting it into something negative like that
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:21
    Music Station: "One of the best voices in all of Hello! Project — Juice=Juice!!"

    Kudo: "HYOREMIAMORE!!" (garbled improvised ad-lib)
    https://i.imgur.com/mYYajKb.mp4

    Totally ruined the nice introduction Music Station gave them

    Teary-eyed
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HNBlIDYaYAAPyiC.jpg:orig
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:22
    At Hello! Con she's probably wandering around with a Music Station tissue box in her right hand and a CDTV water bottle in her left
    No wonder all she can say is "I saw you on TV"
    24AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:30
    She'll need to wear a disguise even backstage at Hello! Con at this rate
    50AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:37
    She's cute though
    52AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:39
    Riding high on herself, huh
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:40
    🐼: "Saw you on Music Station" (smirking)
    🐙: …
    55AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:42
    Re: #53
    Mei Yamazaki's only been on Music Station once,
    so she ranks below Yume Kudo, who's been on twice
    92AnonymousSep 8, 2026 16:00
    I'm a Juice=Juice fan myself, but could people quit chopping up Nikkei Entertainment articles into separate thread posts?
    It's an eyesore

    Background and key points

    The days-in-group ranking table posted in the thread (comment 2) is simply a comparison of tenure length based on join dates as listed on Wikipedia — it’s easy to mistake it for a measure of popularity or internal group standing, which it isn’t. Matsunaga’s remark itself was a positive show of support for other groups, but the thread repeatedly saw comments calling her “full of herself,” with reactions focusing more on her attitude and status than on what she actually said. This isn’t unrelated to the fact that Hello! Project’s management has long deliberately created opportunities for cross-group interaction (like Hello! Con), which creates fertile ground for this kind of member-to-member shout-out to become a talking point. Meanwhile, comments mocking idols’ looks or abilities showed up frequently as a separate thread of discussion unrelated to the main topic, so those have been left out of this article.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Rima Matsunaga: “When I meet people from other groups at Hello! Con, they say to me, ‘I saw you on TV.’ I want every Hello! Project group to succeed, not just Juice=Juice”.”

  • Juice=Juice’s Risa Irie Birthday Event Set for October 23 — 5ch: “Birthday Event Traffic Jam”

    A fan-club-members-only event for Risa Irie of Hello! Project group Juice=Juice, titled “Juice=Juice Risa Irie Birthday Event 2026,” has been announced. It will be held at Yurakucho Asahi Hall in Tokyo, with matinee and evening performances on Friday, October 23, 2026. Irie turns 21 on October 18. Reactions poured in on 5ch’s Hello! Project board as soon as the announcement dropped, with many posters noting a “birthday event traffic jam” given how many other members’ birthdays and birthday events are packed into October, and comparing the venue’s capacity to other members’ events.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:00
    2026.09.08 Event
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:00
    Juice=Juice Risa Irie Birthday Event 2026
    ●Performer: Risa Irie (Juice=Juice)
    ●Venue: Yurakucho Asahi Hall (Tokyo)
    ●Date: Friday, October 23, 2026
    【Show 01】Doors 4:05 PM / Start 4:40 PM
    【Show 02】Doors 6:25 PM / Start 7:00 PM
    ●Seat types: General seating, Elementary-school seating (all reserved)
    ●Ticket price: ¥4,700 (tax included)
    ●Order limit: Up to 1 general seat and 2 elementary-school seats per show, per application
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:03
    10/5 (Mon) Marin Fukuda birthday event at Arakawa Ward Public Hall, Main Hall
    10/6 (Tue) Rin Hashisako's 21st birthday
    10/7 (Wed) Miki Nonaka's 27th birthday
    10/9 (Fri) Otoki Nishimura birthday event at Starlight Theater
    10/15 (Thu) Otoki Nishimura's 16th birthday
    10/16 (Fri) Miki Nonaka birthday event at Yurakucho Asahi Hall
    10/17 (Sat) Ayuka Hashida's 21st birthday
    10/18 (Sun) Risa Irie's 21st birthday 👈
    10/18 (Sun) Marin Fukuda's 22nd birthday
    10/20 (Tue) Izumi Ishii's 18th birthday
    10/20 (Tue) Minami Okamura's 22nd birthday
    10/22 (Thu) Ayuka Hashida birthday event at Yurakucho Asahi Hall
    10/23 (Fri) Risa Irie birthday event at Yurakucho Asahi Hall 👈
    10/28 (Wed) Madoka Saito's 24th birthday
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:12
    Re: #8
    Wow, there are 9 Hello! Project members born in October?
    No wonder there's a birthday event traffic jam
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:05
    If this dropped at 2 PM, that probably means there's another announcement at 6 PM too
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:05
    Same venue as Ono, huh
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:15
    Re: #10
    It's also the same hall Morning Musume.'s leader used
    11AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:06
    King
    Cheru
    Risachi

    Three Fridays in a row in October, huh
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:07
    Still no word on Ressa's gathering?
    13AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:10
    Pretty ordinary capacity for someone with a once-in-20-years miracle buff.
    And risachi's so cute too
    14AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:11
    Is it really okay to have the same capacity as Rosie?
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:12
    Glad it's in Yurakucho — easy to get back to Nagoya from there
    18AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:13
    Thinking risachi and sakurachi are about on the same level seems like a fair read
    Totally makes sense
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:13
    Sounds like the Ressa Festival is on 11/4
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:14
    Re: #19
    That's pretty late, was there some reason?
    Marin's birthday event, only 2 days apart from risachi's, was announced way earlier
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:16
    Re: #20
    Please come to Tsubaki's Budokan show too!
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:16
    Guess I can't take October off anymore
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:21
    Re: #22
    I lost every single Juice=Juice ticket lottery, so I can rest easy
    26AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:18
    The 6 PM one must be an additional show
    They're two rooms short for 5ROOMS after all
    Is that gonna be 3 days at PIA Arena, or 2 days somewhere like Yokohama Arena or K-Arena?
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:57
    Re: #26
    I keep seeing this, but at this point what big venues are there besides Budokan and PIA Arena?
    27AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:19
    Arisawa, Ishiyama, and Hayashi will probably step it up next year, so Irie's the bottom of Juice=Juice for now
    28AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:19
    Finally!
    Aren't birthday event announcements usually at 5 or 6 PM?
    Since it was running so late, maybe they pushed it earlier this time?
    Marin-chan, whose birthday's the same day as risachi's, has her event on 10/5
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:22
    Re: #28
    When the schedule's packed, sometimes it gets announced at 2 PM
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:41
    Does risachi's birthday event have a lot of singing?
    Or is it mostly talk segments?
    36AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:51
    Re: #34
    Compared to other Juice=Juice members, it's on the lighter side for song count
    35AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:42
    Man, there really are too many Hello! Project members
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:53
    Re: #7
    Down 300 from last year?
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:55
    Kudo, who I thought wasn't benefiting from the 'glow-up' photogenic boost (fan slang for members who look extra good lately), sold out both first-round shows, so you really can't predict how Irie's will go either
    58AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:59
    The 6 PM slot today is just the second-round reception for Tsubaki's Budokan show, right?
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:59
    @ Just because the copypasta got called out doesn't mean you have to go back to the usual copypasta lol
    69AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:00
    Tsubaki's Budokan second-round reception is in the evening, right?
    74AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:10
    Went ahead and bought the digital edition of Irie-chan's photobook again

    Background and Talking Points

    At Hello! Project, it’s become customary to hold fan-club-members-only “birthday events” around the time each member has their birthday. These are typically held at halls seating a few hundred people, and Yurakucho Asahi Hall is one venue used frequently for this purpose. In the thread, alongside this announcement of Risa Irie’s birthday event, posters focused on how many other members’ birthdays and birthday events are clustered together in October, with many comments comparing the scheduling crunch and venue capacities to other members’ shows. It’s worth noting that the content of these birthday events (whether singing-focused or talk-segment-focused) varies by member and by year and isn’t officially announced in advance, so predictions in the thread like “fewer songs this time” are just guesses based on posters’ past experiences at similar events.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “★Fan-Club-Members-Only Event★ “Juice=Juice Risa Irie Birthday Event 2026” Announced!“

  • Ocarina of Time Remake Price Allegedly Spotted on Australian eShop — 5ch: ‘Probably a Lazy Remake’

    Social media users reportedly spotted a listing on an Australian eShop showing the upcoming remake of “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time” priced at AU$94.95 (roughly $60 USD). On the thread, the low price fueled speculation that this might be more of a remaster than a full remake, while others pointed to the graphical style as a sign that FromSoftware or Monolith Soft could be involved. A release date of November 13 was also floated, prompting some concern about competing with a major title launching the following week.

    Multiple social media users noticed that an Australian eShop listing showed the upcoming remake priced at AU$94.95 (approximately $60 USD).

    Source: gonintendo.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:25
    Probably a lazy remake on the level of Star Fox (64 3D).
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:28
    Re: #3
    That one's $50 on the eShop.
    4AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:25
    If it's this cheap, it's probably just a remaster-level job.
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:29
    These things always turn out to be placeholder pricing that people argue over — is this one a placeholder too?
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:30
    Re: #8
    It's this close to release, so it's probably the real price.
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:37
    It won't sell as well as Raiders, Bananza, or Air Riders even as a remake, so why are they trying to fight through year two with just this one game?
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:45
    Re: #12
    Even as a remake, it'll probably outsell Air Riders overseas, if not domestically.
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:45
    Is this a brand new game on 9/9?

    2019.2.13 Link's Awakening remake announced
    2019.6.12 BotW sequel announced
    2019.9.20 Link's Awakening released

    (35th anniversary)
    2021.2.18 Skyward Sword HD announced
    2021.6.16 BotW sequel update
    2021.7.16 Skyward Sword HD released

    (40th anniversary)
    2026.6.9 Ocarina of Time remake announced
    (2026.9.8 30-minute deep-dive Direct)
    2026.9.9 Nintendo Direct
    2026.?.? Ocarina of Time remake released


    9/8 doesn't even matter anymore at this point…


    Re: #12
    Raiders? What's that?
    Air Rider(s)? What's that?
    13AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:37
    If the price were a bit higher, you could hope it might be bundled with Majora's Mask, but at this price it's probably standalone.
    18AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:45
    Re: #13
    If the Direct announces Majora's Mask along the same lines, that could happen (like releasing six months later). Not a bundle exactly, but it'd be nice if owning Ocarina of Time let you buy it cheap like an expansion.
    24AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:48
    Re: #1
    Whatever, but quit it with the remakes already.
    Just hurry up and release something new — what are you, Sony?
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:53
    Re: #24
    I think the new 3D game has been in planning since roughly partway through Tears of the Kingdom's development. With these two Directs back to back, it wouldn't be strange if at least the title got announced.

    Though it's also possible they're saving it to line up with the movie release instead of this time.
    68AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:58
    Re: #24
    A new mainline game takes over five years to develop, and the remakes are outsourced to studios like Grezzo, so stopping the remakes wouldn't actually make the new game come out any faster.
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:57
    In Japan they'll probably set the digital price at around ¥6,500-7,000.

    This graphics style looks like a FromSoftware co-development.
    Can't say for sure it's Monolith Soft's doing,
    but I don't think Monolith is uninvolved either.
    Internal staff being involved is also a given.
    So it's FromSoft after all, huh.
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:59
    $60 is a discount price for a Zelda game,
    so yeah, it doesn't feel like a full remake on the level of Resident Evil or FF7.
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:15
    Re: #34
    Don't casually lump Resident Evil and the FF7 remake together —
    the latter turned out the way it did, you know.
    35AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:01
    This makes it plausible that even as Adult Link, you'll get Sekiro-style sword action.

    This graphic doesn't look puzzle-focused.

    Things are gonna get wild once you become Adult Link.
    41AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:16
    Actually, I feel like Resident Evil Requiem got way less buzz than expected.

    Even that one — once it was out, nobody talked about the actual content of the game.
    42AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:18
    Re: #41
    What world are you living in, lol.
    It got plenty of buzz.
    45AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:23
    Re: #42
    Go ahead, tell me about the actual content then.
    69AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:08
    Re: #45
    The dual-protagonist thing was a big talking point, wasn't it.
    48AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:28
    In Japan it'll probably be around ¥12,000.
    Or a round ¥9,900, maybe…
    But the console price hike is looking rougher than expected, so honestly ¥3,980-ish would be the better call here.
    49AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:32
    Re: #48
    Too expensive, lol.
    Please keep it under ¥7,800.
    51AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:32
    The release date's in too, but November 13 is gonna bomb hard —
    GTA drops the following week.
    54AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:35
    Re: #51
    That's got nothing to do with it.
    Completely different audience.
    83AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:39
    Re: #51
    Also, Nintendo games these days basically always release on Thursdays, so the fact that this is set for a Friday already kills the credibility of the date.
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:39
    You can just wait for the complete edition of GTA anyway.
    60AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:40
    Re: #59
    So you're waiting until Switch 3?
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:43
    Surely they wouldn't split it into parts.
    That'd be way too dumb.
    66AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:45
    Re: #64
    If they somehow did split it, I could see ¥3,698 for part one and ¥3,698 for part two.
    But the FF7 approach would be hell.
    72AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:25
    So this is the source?
    79AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:25
    Deifying it?

    Can't you see the price tag?
    82AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:38
    Seriously, how many times have you people played Ocarina of Time already.
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:35
    Re: #82
    I used to speedrun it, so I've played it well over a hundred times.
    86AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:47


    That "certain something" again… (rei no butsu — a knowing 5ch phrase)


    Sounds meaningful, huh? 🤔
    87AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:49
    Re: #86
    Nintendo announced today (May 22, 2026) that the Nintendo Switch Online music streaming service "Nintendo Music" has started offering tracks from "The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds" (Kamitora 2).
    5.22=2.22
    Switch 2

    A Link Between Worlds' English title
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

    That's a meaningful thumbnail, huh?

    Duality (two sides)
    94AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:16
    😱


    98AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:49
    Re: #94
    What's wrong? The Legend of Zelda movie is already confirmed for release next April.
    100AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:16
    There's no way they'd do a standalone Direct
    for something that's just remaster-level.
    103AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:33
    Re: #100
    It's probably mainly to promote the movie, right?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    “The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time” originally released for the Nintendo 64 in 1998, and the series marks its 40th anniversary this year. It’s worth noting that the price information causing all the buzz was simply a number displayed on one overseas eShop listing — it is not an official announcement from Nintendo. The thread’s opinions split mainly on two points: first, whether the roughly $60 price tag signals a “budget, simplified remake” or is simply a reasonable price; and second, speculation over which studio is actually handling development. Some pointed to the graphical style as reason to suspect involvement from FromSoftware or Monolith Soft, but this remains pure speculation. The November 13 release date is also unconfirmed, and while some raised concerns about it clashing with a major title launching the following week, that too is still just a rumor, and its real-world impact on sales is unknown at this time.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] Ocarina of Time Remake Price Reportedly Revealed by Retailer.”

  • GTA6 PC Version ‘Delayed,’ Reports Say — But Was It Just a Bad Translation? 5ch Debates

    A post on X (formerly Twitter) claiming that “GTA6’s PC version could be delayed due to console shortages” got picked up on 5ch’s hardware/industry (Geha) board. But posters quickly pointed out that the original post never actually said “delay” — it only said “move” — and that the article it cited actually described Rockstar moving the PC release earlier, not later. The consensus became that a simple machine-translation slip likely produced the “delay” headline, and the thread also noted once again that no official release date has ever actually been announced.

    Rockstar may delay the PC launch of GTA 6 in response to anticipated console shortages

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:23
    Re: #1
    The PS5 version's a gimped 30FPS port anyway.
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:25
    Re: #1
    What's the logic here?
    74AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:38
    Re: #3
    This post got translated as "delay," but the source article linked in it actually says the PC version is being moved up instead. Even the post itself only said "move" in the original, so it should just mean "change" — X's auto-translate just arbitrarily rendered it as "delay."
    4AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:26
    Probably because they're optimizing for that one console 👹
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:28
    If consoles are in short supply, why does that turn into delaying the PC version?
    Makes zero sense.
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:29
    Could this be about some unplanned Switch 2 version?
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:29
    So delaying the PC version is meant to make impatient people buy the console version instead?
    43AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:50
    Re: #8
    That's such a Naoki Yoshida move, lol (the Final Fantasy XIV producer known for similar platform-nudging remarks).
    46AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Re: #8
    And then get everyone to double-dip and buy the PC version too, later on?
    58AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:17
    Re: #8
    "Just buy a PS5" doesn't cut it anymore.
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:30
    If there's no PC version, you can't play Stgra (a hugely popular Japanese GTA5 roleplay server that's PC-only) — that'll hurt GTA6 sales.
    11AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:30
    Still no word on file size, huh
    Base game
    Updates
    DLC
    Wonder how big it'll all add up to.
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:30
    Re: #1
    Delay, my ass — they haven't even announced a release date to begin with.
    13AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:31
    GTA5's PC version ended up landing a year and a half after the console versions, if I recall.
    15AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:31
    Sounds like the Xbox version might be playable early just by switching your time zone.
    PS version? Guess you could just buy the New Zealand version?
    18AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:33
    Re: #15
    Even physical codes have regions, you know.
    Japan only accepts codes from the Japanese release.
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:32
    Guess console pre-orders are lower than people thought.
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:33
    The source makes no sense at all.

    The headline says the PC version might be delayed,
    but the actual content is about solving demand issues by releasing the PC version earlier because of console price spikes.

    And it's all speculation anyway.
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:43
    Re: #19
    Ah, so it's clickbait.
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:34
    ???
    They never even said when the PC version was coming out in the first place. Delayed from what? Changed from which date to which?
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:35
    Makes no sense.

    Guess the logic just doesn't naturally add up.
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:36
    Doesn't really matter, but unlike the old days, open-world games like GTA aren't rare anymore — missing the window and delaying the PC version now would just be incompetent.
    24AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:36
    It wouldn't be great if Take-Two's trump card GTA6 stayed stuck at a shabby 30fps forever.
    They're pouring resources into 4K and the PS5 Pro is still 30fps, so expecting much there is pointless.
    27AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:38
    That's why I kept telling you to just buy a PS5, didn't I?
    50AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:03
    Re: #27
    Why don't you actually read the source yourself?
    It's about moving the PC version up, not back.
    Bet console pre-order cancellations are flooding in right now, huh (playing dumb).
    63AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:22
    Re: #27
    The PS5 version gets censored, so it's not even an option.
    29AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:39
    PS fanboys treat PC as the enemy, that's why.
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:43
    Re: #29
    PC specs are all over the map, so even Rockstar struggles with it.
    With PS, the specs are fixed, so it's easier to tune for.
    36AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:45
    What do they even mean by 'console shortage'?
    41AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:48
    Re: #36
    Guess they mean PS5 and Xbox are both short on stock?
    75AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:43
    The fact that it runs on Xbox Series S might mean there's a path to a Switch 2 port.
    And since we're on the topic of ARM, maybe iPad and macOS versions too?
    79AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:48
    Re: #75
    No way.
    The Xbox Series S CPU is legit spec — way more powerful than the Switch 2.
    82AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:54
    Could this mean a massive PS5 sales spike is coming?
    83AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:56
    Re: #82
    Even if they force more production, it'll just get scalped off to China and Russia like always, so it's pointless — that's part of why supply is short.
    86AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:27
    PS5 alone looks set to hit 100 million units, so why the shortage?
    Add Xbox on top and it's not that different from the 360/PS3 install base when GTA5 came out, right?
    Or is something off with the numbers for one of these platforms?
    87AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:33
    Wait, so it's the exact opposite?
    Well, that tracks.

    Re: #86
    There's probably a ton of consoles out there that don't even resemble their original form anymore…
    88AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:40
    Delayed because of a console shortage?

    Hmm… really?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    GTA5’s PC version famously launched about a year and a half after the console versions, and this thread again pointed out how hard it is for Rockstar to optimize multiple platforms at once. The “delay” report traces back to a post on X (formerly Twitter) whose original text only said the PC release date “may move,” and posters pointed out that machine translation rendered that as “delay.” In fact, some noted that the article cited as the source actually described Rockstar moving the PC version up due to console shortages, not pushing it back — meaning the underlying report was ambiguous from the start and took on a life of its own. Neither GTA6’s PC nor console release date has been officially confirmed, so for now, both “delay” and “moved up” remain nothing more than differing interpretations of a single post.

    ※This article was compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Bad news: GTA6’s PC version delayed.”

  • “Revolvers Have No Advantage”: Gun Nerds Erupt in Massive 5ch Debate

    On 5channel’s News VIP board, a post claiming “revolvers have no real advantages” sparked a detailed debate about handgun mechanics. Posters rattled off the usual perks — you can play Russian roulette, they rarely jam, and they don’t eject spent casings — only to be met each time with pushback like “semi-autos can do that too” and “antiques actually cost more.” The thread ranged from the classic Wild West two-gun reload trick to whether the silencer City Hunter’s hero uses on his revolver would actually work, before spiraling into a full-blown argument over how easy each type is to disassemble and maintain.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:09
    It's just for looks, isn't it…
    2AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:09
    Because the reload time gives it a breath of life
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:10
    Re: #2
    I feel that "breath of life" more from a mag change, honestly
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:10
    You can play Russian roulette with it
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:10
    Re: #3
    You can see the case rims poking out the back, though
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:13
    Re: #3
    You could do that with a semi-auto too, though
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:14
    It doesn't jam
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:24
    Re: #23
    It's true that jamming is structurally impossible, but revolvers can absolutely fail to fire out of nowhere too — plenty of times
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:25
    Re: #30
    With a revolver you just pull the trigger again, but you can't do that with a semi-auto, right?
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:24
    Cheaper to produce
    You can tune the powder charge per round
    Safer, since it won't fire unless the hammer's cocked
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:26
    Re: #31
    Prices run the gamut regardless of type, but a lot of revolvers are just fancy showpieces with zero tactical advantage, so if anything their average price is probably higher.

    Also, antique revolvers are stupidly expensive too, so you probably shouldn't be calling revolvers cheap.
    35AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:25
    The casing doesn't fly out
    42AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:32
    Re: #35
    Why exactly is it a problem if casings fly out? Go ahead and list them one by one — I'll shoot each one down.
    46AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:34
    Re: #42
    When you're dual-wielding, a hot casing can hit your other hand — ouch
    49AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:35
    Re: #46
    That's only a thing in movies, anime, and games…
    It originally comes from a reloading technique for percussion revolvers back in the Old West
    Back then, switching the gun from your left hand to your right basically was the reload
    54AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:38
    Re: #46
    Lol, that's a cuter downside than I expected
    Obviously the gun in your left hand for dual-wielding is its own dedicated left-hand model, right?
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:26
    Revolvers are the "auto-attack" type, so there's really no notable downside
    Gatling guns are the "aimed-shot" type, so once you commit to firing you can't dodge afterward (Medarot game terminology)
    45AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:34
    Re: #37
    Well, Metabee doesn't have piercing power in either arm anyway… (a robot character from the game/anime Medarot)
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:29
    Re: #34
    Which one has the advantage depends on the type of malfunction, you know
    For the misfire case you're talking about — if it turns out to be a hangfire that goes off a split second late, it'll blow up in your hand
    43AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:32
    Re: #40
    So which is better:
    not being able to fire at all,
    or being able to fire, where a hangfire blows up in your hand but a true dud does nothing?
    50AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:36
    Re: #49
    I couldn't tell what "that" was referring to
    Do you mean dual-wielding?
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:38
    Re: #50
    The move where you fire from both hands at once
    It looks cool in Westerns, so it got used as a stock bit of showmanship a lot
    56AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:39
    Re: #54
    Needing a dedicated left-hand gun is a downside though, isn't it
    58AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:42
    Re: #56
    Each one having its own name, with a dedicated gun for the left hand too — that's way cooler. What are you, an amateur?
    87AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:12
    Re: #81
    A revolver that can fire just by dropping the hammer doesn't even need detailed disassembly in the first place, right?
    If you're going to demand that level of teardown from a revolver, a semi-auto should have to be broken into every last part too, lol
    93AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:16
    Re: #87
    Disassembly is about maintainability, you know?
    So come on, go maintain it then
    99AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:20
    Re: #93
    Alright: clean the barrel, pop off the grip, give it a puff of breath—
    Huh? It still fires, lol

    What about the semi-auto, then? How far do you have to maintain it to call it "perfect"? lol
    114AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:30
    Re: #99
    Even Nintendo told you not to blow on metal parts… (a nod to the old myth that blowing into Famicom cartridges makes them work)
    89AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:12
    Re: #69
    Aren't you contradicting the thread title now?
    90AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:13
    Re: #89
    Right?
    That's pretty lame, honestly
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:18
    Re: #89
    I've said all along that on the specific point you're replying to, semi-autos win on reliability
    104AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:24
    111AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:28
    Re: #38
    Cheap antiques can be had for as little as 30,000 yen
    For reference, a 1911 runs about 30,000 yen and a G17 about 150,000 yen
    You can shoot both .38 Special and .357, and capacity-wise an N-frame holds eight rounds
    Loaded with .22LR, some models hold ten

    The pricey ones are pricey, but something like an M10 will never hit 30,000 yen
    120AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:38
    Re: #111
    Disassembly methods vary by revolver model, so you need real knowledge to maintain one
    But a semi-auto is so easy to service that even if you just picked one up off the ground, you could field-strip it with "drop the magazine, release the slide lock, run the slide forward"
    Semi-autos win on maintainability
    122AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:40
    Re: #120
    Sure, that's true if someone hands you a gun you've never seen before, but normally you'd be using your own, right?
    Also, is "maintenance complete!" after just popping the slide off supposed to be a joke?
    126AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:42
    Re: #120
    Don't keep shifting the premise to suit yourself
    You were just talking about a pair of one-off custom guns a second ago
    127AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:44
    Kind of curious now — City Hunter has his revolver fitted with a silencer, but does that actually work?
    130AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:47
    Re: #127
    With a special revolver like the Nagant, it actually does work
    131AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:49
    Re: #130
    But the casings, or whatever those are, are just sitting there exposed
    So I'm wondering how it's supposed to suppress the sound
    133AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:51
    Re: #131
    At the moment of firing, the cylinder slides forward and seals tight against the barrel
    135AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:55
    Re: #131
    Suppressor-compatible revolvers really did exist historically. With the Nagant, the cylinder (nicknamed "renkon"/lotus root for its holed shape) moves forward when fired and presses flush against the back of the barrel, sealing off gas leakage to muffle the sound
    It also uses dedicated ammunition with a specially designed casing
    A Colt Python, on the other hand, would be pointless with one
    150AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:11

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The relative merits of revolvers versus semi-automatics are a perennial topic among military enthusiasts. The point raised in the thread — that with a misfire you can simply pull the trigger again to fire the next round — is one of the real historical reasons revolvers have been prized for reliability. On the other hand, the claim that a hot casing burns your other hand during dual-wielding is closer to a myth popularized by Western movie choreography; posters in the thread themselves corrected it as “a holdover from hand-switching techniques used before cartridge-loading revolvers existed.” The late-thread back-and-forth over maintainability never really got resolved, since posters kept talking past each other over whether they meant “a gun you just picked up” or “a gun tuned for your own use.” Since which gun is “better” really depends on use case and situation, it’s best to read the thread’s claims not as gospel, but as one slice of enthusiast opinion.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News VIP) thread “[Sad News] Revolvers’ Advantages: They Don’t Exist…“

  • Juice=Juice Fans Are 40% Male, 60% Female — 5ch: ‘That’s a Nicely Balanced Crowd’

    A Nikkei Entertainment survey revealing that Juice=Juice’s fanbase splits “40% male, 60% female,” with the core demographic in their late 30s, became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. The thread featured a list of members ranked by tenure, alongside a mix of reactions: some welcomed the rise in female fans, while others urged caution, citing past examples of groups that lost momentum after shifting focus toward female fans. Some posters also questioned why Juice=Juice’s name was nowhere to be found in the published Talent Power Ranking image.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:50
    It was on that map (the one that keeps getting reposted).
    2AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:51
    Days as a member as of 2026/09/08 (per Wikipedia)

    4,127 days — Uemura Akari
    3,361 days — Danbara Ruru (since 2017/06/26)
    3,194 days — Kanazawa Tomoko
    2,909 days — Takagi Sayuki
    2,845 days — Miyamoto Karin
    2,643 days — Kudo Yume / Matsunaga Rian (since 2019/06/14)
    2,351 days — Inoue Reon (since 2020/04/01)
    2,303 days — Miyazaki Yuka
    1,889 days — Arisawa Ichika / Irie Risa / Ebata Kisaki (since 2021/07/07)
    1,532 days — Ishiyama Sakura / Endo Sakari (since 2022/06/29)
    1,447 days — Inaba Manaka
    1,207 days — Kawashima Mifuyu (since 2023/05/23)
    *,623 days — Yanagawa Nanami
    *,442 days — Hayashi Nia (since 2025/06/23)
    *,130 days — Otsuka Aina
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:53
    Might've been last year, can't quite remember, but 'Hello! Project' and 'Morning Musume' were both on there… yet this time…
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:53
    Had a hard time finding this one — didn't expect it to be over on the right.
    6AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:55
    That's a nicely balanced crowd, huh.
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:58
    Back when the original members were still around, there weren't many female fans.
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:00
    Grandpas don't count (5ch slang: 'no-counting' the ones who don't fit the narrative).
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:00
    Turns out there were no young people.
    15AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:01
    Compared to 'Urufa' fans (nickname for another older fandom) whose core is in their 50s, this is pretty young.
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:02
    There's now a chance I'm actually a woman in her 30s.
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:03
    Basically the same math as with (Detective) Conan (a nod to the joke that his 'true age' works out to the average of a kid's and an adult's).
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:04
    It's probably just that the average of women in their 20s and guys in their 50s-60s comes out to 'late 30s.'
    58AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:07
    Can't get too excited about the rise in female fans. I've seen plenty of groups decline after shifting focus toward female otaku. I want the agency to stay firm on the principle that men are the main target audience for female idol groups. As for those female-otaku-oriented events Juice=Juice did back when it first formed — let's just call that a dark chapter best forgotten…
    79AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:09
    Miyamoto is apparently developing a dating app to match male and female Juice=Juice otaku.
    90AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:10
    Published in Nikkei Entertainment
    2026 Talent Power Ranking
    https://cdn-www.nikkeibp.co.jp/atcl/newsrelease/corp/20260604/img03.jpg
    Awareness 61% / Interest 63% — Fujimoto Miki
    Awareness 60% / Interest 57% — Goto Maki
    Awareness 32% / Interest 76% — Suzuki Airi
    Awareness 15% / Interest 78% — Morning Musume。'26
    Awareness 14% / Interest 83% — Makino Maria
    Awareness 11% / Interest 76% — Tamura Meimi
    107AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:13
    Re: #90
    Why isn't Juice=Juice on this list?

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Nikkei Entertainment’s “Talent Power Ranking” is an annual survey the magazine runs measuring awareness and interest, and names like Fujimoto Miki, Goto Maki, and Suzuki Airi appear to be pulled from the Hello! Project-related tally. What split opinion in the thread was whether the rise in female fans is simply something to celebrate. Since there are past cases of idol groups losing momentum after shifting focus toward female fans, some argued the group should keep male fans as its core audience, while others took a more positive view of a broadening fanbase. There were also posts questioning why Juice=Juice’s name doesn’t appear in the ranking image, but that’s an easy misread — what’s shown is only the top entries/an excerpt, not the full survey, so it doesn’t necessarily mean the group was left out.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “According to Nikkei Entertainment’s latest survey, Juice=Juice’s fans are said to be “40% male, 60% female,” with the core in their “late 30s”.”

  • Morning Musume ’26 New Single: 5th-Round Solo Session Sellout Rate Crashes to 37% — 5ch: ‘Bet They Drop the Talk Ticket ID Checks Soon’

    The 5th-round sellout results for Morning Musume。’26’s 77th single “Lonely…But not Alone / Yes ka No ka Watashi ka” individual cheki (photo/handshake) sessions were posted to 5ch’s Hello! Project board. The sellout rate for talk tickets dropped sharply — from 61% (209/340 slots) for the 76th single to just 37% (154/416 slots) for the 77th — and posters were split on whether the drop stemmed from the new identity-verification requirement for talk tickets or a genuine decline in popularity. In the individual rankings, Suzuki steadily grew her sellout numbers across the 3rd, 4th, and 5th rounds, while discussion also centered on why Ishikawa and Sugihara are popular within the 18th generation, and how members having their first solo session were being received.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:11
    Morning Musume。'26 77th Single "Lonely…But not Alone / Yes ka No ka Watashi ka" — Individual 5th-Round Sellout Chart
    Cheki Session
    10/03 Shibuya, Part 1 → Oda, Nonaka, Okamura, Yamazaki, Sakurai, Yumigeta, Suzuki
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:18
    76th Talk, 5th round: 209 slots sold out
    77th Talk, 5th round: 154 slots sold out

    76th Talk 5th-round sellout rate: 61% ≈ 209/340 slots sold out
    77th Talk 5th-round sellout rate: 37% ≈ 154/416 slots sold out
    27AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:30
    Re: #10
    Bet they'll drop the talk ticket ID checks soon
    They're just not selling
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:26
    Out: Haga, Yoko, Kita
    In: Ino, Sugi, Yasu (an "oshi swap" — old favorites dropped for new ones)
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:38
    Re: #21
    Still wait-and-see on the new members
    35AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:33
    Also I'm just curious whether Oda's fans are really okay buying this many talk tickets
    It's not like they can even resell them this time…
    44AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:46
    Re: #35
    The going rate for Oda's talk tickets is like 3,000 yen, so even tossing the rest, it's still a better deal than usual
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:35
    Wasn't the 18th gen supposed to have 'Miyumo' as its top duo?
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:36
    Re: #37
    Looks like you got fooled by a Yasuda fan spamming the thread lol
    49AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:51
    Suzuki might sell out even more
    Feels like quite a few fans got hooked on her at Wakoshi
    58AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:56
    Re: #49
    Suzuki's sellouts have climbed by one each round — 3rd, 4th, 5th — so there's no reason for it to stop now
    Next round could see 2 sold out
    50AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:52
    For Haru-san, honestly, 'Ramin' was the peak.
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:53
    Re: #50
    Her visuals have leveled up
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:55
    Is the reason cheki-with-autograph sessions are selling this well because of the talk ticket ID checks? Though if talk sessions also required advance designation, you wouldn't be able to buy up a ton of them anymore
    82AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:05
    Re: #57
    I think there's some effect
    But for talk sessions, there wasn't really anyone strong besides Oda to begin with, so it doesn't feel like that big a hit
    60AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:57
    Is she just going to end up in the new bottom 3 like this?
    65AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:59
    Re: #60
    Mei-chan was also in the bottom alongside Haga at her first solo session, but she climbed a lot the next time
    61AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:58
    Talk sessions being down isn't just about the ID checks — I can't shake the feeling there are just fewer 'group oshi' (fans of the whole group rather than one member) these days
    66AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:59
    Re: #61
    There weren't really any group-oshi to begin with
    74AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:01
    Re: #61
    The group couldn't move the needle because the overall look/visual level never improved
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:58
    They gave Sugihara a big push out of the gate and this is what we get
    67AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:59
    Re: #64
    This is the result once people actually got to know her personality
    If it'd happened at the same time as before, she might've sold a bit more
    68AnonymousSep 8, 2026 14:59
    If anything, Suumo seems like the type who peaks early — I feel like now might actually be her peak
    72AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:00
    Re: #68
    Says the Yasuda fan
    75AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:02
    Me-sa's got the best visuals in the 18th gen, right?
    I think Suumo's just cute in a childlike way, but you guys really go for that kind of thing
    Kind of like how Matsumoto Wakana was when she debuted?
    76AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:03
    Re: #75
    Homatan was popular early on too
    94AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:07
    Re: #76
    It shows just how much the Sato fans who were about to graduate were also buying for Homatan and Mei-chan back then
    Both of them dropped off a cliff the moment Sato graduated
    79AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:04
    Did Me-sa sell out last time?
    81AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:04
    Re: #79
    This is her first solo session though?
    83AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:05
    Whether it's solo sessions or goods sales, the popularity order is
    Suzuki > Ishikawa > Sugihara > Yasuda
    90AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:06
    Re: #83
    Sugihara's daily-rotation slots were left unsold though
    87AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:06
    Re: #82
    If trading was allowed, people would've thrown in a fair amount
    That sense of security from being able to trade meant everyone bought a certain number
    97AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:08
    Re: #87
    Trading only really matters for people who do it based on 'rates' (trade-value calculations)
    89AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:06
    I was surprised Ishikawa's this popular
    Is it because she's the youngest?
    92AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:07
    Re: #89
    Because her smile is charming and cute
    102AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:12
    Who knew Nonaka would become a popular member
    104AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:13
    Re: #102
    Are you joking or being serious
    109AnonymousSep 8, 2026 15:14
    Re: #102
    Where, exactly? (Kansai-dialect pushback)

    Background and Discussion Points

    Sellout rates for individual cheki and talk sessions remain one of the few quantitative gauges of member popularity in the Hello! Project fan community, now that handshake-event culture has shrunk. In recent years, more groups have introduced identity verification for talk tickets, ostensibly to curb scalping and bulk-buying by proxies — but this can also make actual sales figures undershoot true popularity. In the thread, opinions were split on whether the drop from a 61% sellout rate (209/340 slots) for the 76th single to 37% (154/416 slots) for the 77th was driven by the new ID-check requirement or by shifts in individual members’ popularity; the thread offered no way to separate the two factors, so the real cause remains unconfirmed. It’s also worth noting that terms like “rori” (slang for a young, childlike idol appeal) and “talk ID checks” are jargon specific to Hello! Project fandom that may be unfamiliar to readers outside the board.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Morning Musume。’26 77th Single “Lonely…But not Alone / Yes ka No ka Watashi ka” — Individual 5th-Round Results.”

  • Hello! Project’s 7-Group Field Manager Debate — 5ch: ‘Rosy Chronicle’s Chief Has to Be the Most Incompetent’

    A thread titled ‘Which of Hello! Project’s current 7 groups has the most competent manager?’ sparked a debate on 5ch’s Hello! Project board comparing the work of each group’s field managers and chief managers. Hello! Project’s seven groups each have an assigned manager, but since names and job titles are never officially announced, fans in practice judge them using outward clues like social media activity, call-and-response cues at live shows, and how often events get planned. In the thread, some praised how Tsubaki Factory and Juice=Juice are run, while others sharply criticized Rosy Chronicle’s setup — opinion ended up split right down the middle.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:58
    Back in the day, Tsubaki Factory's manager was said to be the competent one, but…
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:00
    Hello! Project

    Morning Musume。
    ANGERME
    Juice=Juice
    Tsubaki Factory
    BEYOOOOONDS
    OCHA NORMA
    Rosy Chronicle
    Hello! Pro Kenshuusei
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:00
    \📱Instagram Live Announcement✨/

    Tsubaki Factory's official Instagram
    will be hosting an Instagram Live!

    Starting today, a different member will appear each day✨
    We'll announce it on Tsubaki Factory's official social media, so don't miss it!!

    Today's first session is hosted by…
    14:00~ the trio 'Saniko' (a nickname for this three-member unit)💚🩷❤
    Look forward to it😆

    #TsubakiInstaLive #TsubakiFactory #tsubaki_factory #OnoMizuho #OnodaSaori #AkiyamaMao
    11AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:01
    Where's that competent manager who used to work with Tsubaki now?
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:02
    Isn't it Juice=Juice now, with their strong social media game?
    14AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:03
    Where did the 'gravure pusher' who used to be with OCHA NORMA go? (slang for a manager known for landing members swimsuit/gravure shoots)
    15AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:03
    Tsubaki's manager back then was so dedicated — used to post every single member's comments from that day's live show and everything.
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:03
    For the group that's overwhelmingly dominant right now, Juice=Juice's management still doesn't quite cover every base — it just feels like the performers are so strong that it papers over the gaps.
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:04
    Where did Chief Manager Otazawa go?
    Did he already quit?
    18AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:05
    Rosy Chronicle's chief has to be the most incompetent one.
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:07
    Re: #18
    Whoever gets stuck being Rosy's chief is probably the lowest-ranking person on staff.
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:06
    BEYOOOOONDS, OCHA NORMA, and Rosy Chronicle all seem to be putting in effort with various projects, though.
    21AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:08
    The one thing everyone agrees on is that Morning Musume。is dead last.
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:09
    When Hello! Pro fans on X are hyped up about some Hello! Project topic, Rosy's account quietly dropping an image captioned 'not saying what this is about' — that takes real taste.
    23AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:09
    Rosy hijacked the Kenshuusei's show slot, but that move only bred resentment, right?
    During the matinee, the calls were noticeably quiet only during Rosy's guest corner.
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:10
    Rosy hasn't delivered results in sales, but
    they get a passing grade for not producing any members who gained weight, got sick, or quit.
    Though it does feel like they're piling too much work on Hashida and Uemura.
    26AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:10
    I think Rosy Chronicle is doing pretty well considering none of the members even have a personal Instagram account.
    62AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:39
    Re: #26-27
    Honestly, it's probably better that Rosy's members don't have personal accounts.
    27AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:11
    It's not that they don't have Instagram accounts — the manager just won't let them have one,
    because managing it is a hassle and they're worried about the risk.
    28AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:12
    Let's have the chief managers settle it sumo-style and divide up the resources.
    29AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:12
    I bet they'll give Hashida an Instagram account before long.
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:13
    If you create a gap between groups, the ones at the bottom start dating guys or whatever, so maybe they want to keep resources concentrated?
    A personal account matters more than a blog these days, and I'd think it's better cost/time efficiency for the members too.
    32AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:13
    OCHA NORMA's chief is that middle-aged guy whose voice got picked up doing the call-and-response at the Budokan show, right?
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:13
    Yuki Sato's manager is the president of J.P. (presumably a talent agency)
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:14
    Is Juice=Juice's chief manager a middle-aged woman?
    36AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:15
    What ever happened with Karin's manager's replacement anyway?
    Not sure if it's because the manager changed, but
    I've completely stopped keeping tabs on Karin herself lately.
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:17
    The women who are younger than the Hello! Pro members are the field managers, right?
    Their job's basically waking members up in the morning, prepping passports, and buying sanitary products.
    They quit fast though.
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:20
    No idea if she's competent, but Rosy's manager has a cute voice.
    41AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:20
    For Tsubaki, who's the one that isn't Togawa-san — the one Juju didn't like?
    The former women's pro wrestling trainee who used to manage the Kenshuusei for a long time.
    42AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:21
    I think it was Otsubo-san?
    I once had her hand a certain Kenshuusei member a birthday message board.
    44AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:23
    That guy you always see around Morning Musume。who looks like Ken Watanabe with all the aura drained out, left as just an ordinary middle-aged man — he's probably important too, but I don't know his name.
    He's the chief, right?
    52AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:31
    Doesn't BEYOOOOONDS even have a chief?
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:41
    Re: #52
    There's no way they don't have one.
    The young field managers are just doing odd jobs.
    58AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:37
    BEYOOOOONDS' 'gravure pusher' — after getting Dambara, Irie, and Ishiyama of Juice=Juice to do gravure shoots one after another, his whereabouts afterward are unknown.
    70AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:51
    Re: #58
    In the 3 years since BEYOOOOONDS debuted: 13 photobooks, 9 magazine swimsuit gravure shoots.
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:37
    A job-review site had a post saying that at Up-Front, field managers' ability doesn't matter at all — everything's decided by power dynamics up top, so there's no sense of fulfillment in the job.
    63AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:39
    Re: #59
    When it comes to how the groups get promoted, that's probably exactly how it is.
    66AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:42
    Re: #59
    At least before 'Moremi' (likely a staff nickname, exact identity unclear), it looked like a world where anyone with motivation just got pushed out.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Hello! Project currently has seven groups, from Morning Musume。to Rosy Chronicle, and its sprawling roster — including trainees — is supported by multiple field managers and chief managers splitting the workload. Since staffing and job titles are never officially disclosed, a culture has taken root among fans of judging staff as “competent” or “incompetent” based on fragmentary outward clues: how often social media gets updated, how thorough the comments are, and how managers carry themselves and call out cues at live shows. In this thread too, some praised Tsubaki Factory’s careful social media management and Juice=Juice’s strong online presence, while others took a harsh view of Rosy Chronicle’s setup, calling it “handled by the most junior staffer,” and opinion ended up split. That said, the talk in the thread about staff transfers or firings amounts to hearsay and speculation rather than officially confirmed fact, and should be treated with caution.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Which of Hello! Project’s current 7 groups has the most competent manager?“

  • Kura Sushi x Mercari: Tracking Down Resellers of Scalped Goods — 5ch Reacts: “Like Selling a Knife to a Murderer”

    Kura Sushi’s move to team up with Mercari to identify the sellers behind fraudulent listings — pre-release items and goods illegally leaked by people posing as staff or insiders — became a hot topic on 5ch’s Newsoku VIP board. The thread erupted into a debate over how far a platform operator’s responsibility extends, pitting the view that “Mercari, which provides the marketplace and collects fees, also bears responsibility for managing it” against the counterargument that “like knife or car manufacturers, the blame lies with whoever misuses the product, not the platform.”

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:50
    Nah, Mercari's at fault too — and the thread explodes even more lol
    9AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:57
    I wonder if the people criticizing Mercari also go around criticizing knife makers and car makers
    Sounds like a rough way to live
    11AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:00
    Re: #9
    Mercari takes a cut of every sale
    It's not like they're just handing out free flea-market space
    14AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:02
    Re: #9
    Mercari provides the marketplace (the platform), so the knife comparison is a bit off
    If a crime happens at an event you're hosting and you just let it slide, it's only natural the organizer gets held responsible
    Mercari clearly knows this too, which is why they're cooperating on tracking down the culprit
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:03
    Re: #14
    But knives and cars are also "provided" by their manufacturers, no?
    20AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:09
    Re: #18
    Of course they are, they're just tools
    Here's an obvious fact for you: if there were no resellers, reselling wouldn't happen. Did you know that?
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:06
    "Teaming up"? So they just hand over personal info whenever one company asks?
    34AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:17
    Re: #17
    Sounds like Mercari itself is the one contacting the sellers directly
    26AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:12
    Re: #20
    Right, so I'm making the "obvious" point that "it's not the same as just selling a tool"
    30AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:14
    Re: #26
    Right, so I'm making the obvious point that "whoever misuses it is the one at fault"
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:16
    Re: #30
    Mercari's the one managing the platform, so Mercari's at fault too for letting it run wild
    37AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:20
    Re: #31
    It's not that they're "at fault," they just need to take countermeasures
    39AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:22
    Re: #37
    This exact problem has happened over and over and they still haven't done anything about it — that makes them at fault
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:22
    Re: #32
    So it turns out you're the one who's off-base, since you've been arguing this whole time based on whether it forms a marketplace
    41AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:23
    Re: #39
    That's exactly why I said I wonder if people like that also criticize knives and cars
    53AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:33
    Re: #45
    Oh, so now you're shifting the goalposts to whether they "manage" it or not?
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:35
    "Providing the venue is the problem!" — so if someone gets hurt at a park, is that entirely on the park's management?
    Are you gonna say "kids might get hurt, why weren't you watching the park 24/7"?
    59AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:38
    Re: #57
    That's exactly why they remove and update dangerous playground equipment
    60AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:38
    Re: #57
    Guys like this just want to force a comparison so they have something easy to bash
    That's why it falls apart the moment you hold it up against other examples
    72AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:48
    Re: #57
    Totally different — Mercari is a direct party that profits from the transaction via fees
    If we're using the knife analogy, it's more like selling a knife to a known murderer
    It's not "the buyer turned out to be a murderer and I had no idea" — it's "I sold it even though it might be a murderer, didn't care"
    That's exactly why knife and car makers aren't liable but Amazon and Mercari are
    People blur this distinction to pull the sophistry of "it's the same as a knife," the same way scalpers claim "it's the same as wholesale"
    They know full well what the actual problem is (well, maybe some genuinely don't), but they play innocent and go "not my responsibility!"
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:41
    I feel like both the knife and the park comparisons are a pretty big stretch, but I guess that's fine?
    69AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:45
    Re: #64
    How exactly are they a stretch?
    I think both are pretty clear analogies when it comes to the question of responsibility between producer and user
    67AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:43
    So should platforms just go full AI auto-ban and accept some false accusations as acceptable collateral?
    I mean, that is technically an option
    71AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:46
    Re: #67
    I think that's where it's headed
    If you can't produce proof of your innocence, you're out
    Just like groping accusations — once you're suspected, you're basically done for
    75AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:53
    Re: #67
    Why would you assume a big corporation would make a decision that only caters to your jealousy of resellers?

    They'll just keep running business as usual and occasionally put out a notice to make it look like they're doing something
    Companies exist to chase profit — why would they need to cater one by one to your "something about this feels off!" feelings when it's not even illegal?
    73AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:50
    By that logic, manufacturers are also parties profiting from it lol
    Your argument was broken from the start, hilarious
    86AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:00
    Re: #73
    That's exactly why it's different
    Take knives, for example — stores do things like "bring this tag to the register"
    They're not saying "fine if a murderer buys it, long as we get the sale"
    Amazon and Mercari are different — they're direct parties who let shady sellers run wild while pretending "we have nothing to do with the shop"
    90AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:03
    Re: #86
    Knife sellers also say "I have nothing to do with murderers" while letting murderers walk around freely, don't they?
    If we're being consistent, shouldn't knife sellers collect full personal info to make sure murderers can't buy one, and make everyone sign a contract swearing "I will absolutely never use this to kill"?
    There have been countless knife-related murders in the past, so the danger is well known, after all
    110AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:23
    Re: #86
    Uh, knife murders happen all the time and they still keep manufacturing knives lol
    91AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:04
    If we're going with the knife analogy for Mercari, it's like selling a knife labeled "for killing people" right on the box — totally out of line
    In this case, sellers claiming to be "staff" or to have "family who works there" while unloading multiple pre-release items — that's obviously smuggled-out stock, and that's exactly why it's not okay
    93AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:05
    Re: #91
    That's exactly why they're now teaming up with Kura Sushi to crack down on it lol
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 13:07
    Re: #91
    But there's no law specifically regulating smuggled-out goods
    Mercari can only step in once the victim or the police officially call it theft

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    No law directly regulates leaked goods or reselling itself, and in practice Mercari can only act once it receives a report calling something “stolen.” This collaboration with Kura Sushi appears to be a response shaped by exactly those limitations. The thread’s conflict stems from a difference in underlying assumptions about the platform — whether to treat it as a “mere tool provider” (like a knife or car maker) or as “a direct party that manages the marketplace in exchange for fees.” Since both analogies are extreme, the debate easily turns circular. In practice, the real difference in how responsibility should be assigned comes down to this: manufacturers have no way to manage individual sellers, whereas Mercari is in a position to access seller information and transaction history.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsoku VIP) thread “[Sad News] Kura Sushi Teams Up With Mercari to Hunt Down the Culprit lol lol lol.”

  • First-Time Soapland Visit Leaves Him Over the Moon — 5ch Warns: ‘Watch Out for STDs’

    A thread on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board saw a poster share their glowing first experience at a budget soapland (a Japanese bathhouse-style brothel). Saying the conversation flowed easily and the woman turned out to be good-looking too, the original poster even wrote “I’m tempted to go every month.” Other users showered him with congratulations, but plenty also chimed in with warnings about health risks like STDs, alongside explanations of industry jargon. The thread’s central tension became the gap between the poster’s carefree enthusiasm and other users’ more sober warnings about the risks.

    1AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:31
    Went to a cheap place, but I got paired with a girl who was fun to talk to, cute, and had an amazing figure — super satisfied!
    Honestly considering making it a monthly thing.
    3AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:32
    Ugh, I'm so jealousssssss
    10AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Re: #3
    Picked carefully and hit the jackpot!
    5AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:32
    There's a lot of STDs going around lately though…
    12AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:36
    Re: #5
    Well, I go in accepting that catching something is just part of the risk
    128AnonymousSep 8, 2026 12:24
    Re: #5
    Even HIV, you'd shrug that off too? That's wild
    7AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:33
    That kind of luck doesn't come around often
    Looks like OP's hooked now lol
    15AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:38
    Re: #7
    Yeah, I'm hooked.
    Still a novice, but I look forward to more of this.
    8AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:34
    Ikebukuro? I went to a soapland there once on a business trip
    Great value, and the girl was cute and worked so hard — honestly moved me
    19AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:39
    Re: #8
    Not Ikebukuro
    But my girl was like that too, really gave it her all
    I was moved
    16AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:38
    The girl's probably thinking, 'Here comes an easy mark'
    22AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:40
    Re: #16
    As long as I'm satisfied, being a mark is fine with me
    17AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:38
    I hear wearing your wedding ring gets the girls excited too, like a cuckolding thrill (NTR)
    24AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:40
    Re: #17
    Does that actually happen?
    25AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:41
    Re: #21
    That's probably just you, no?
    29AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:43
    Re: #25
    Viruses and bacteria on someone else's body are fine for them since they've built up resistance, but they can hurt you if you pick them up

    Whatever you do, don't lick her feet — that'll wreck you
    Obviously her genitals are risky too

    Even kissing can give you gum disease
    31AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:45
    Snacks damage your body too, right?
    People go on about oil and sodium content

    Sex work's the same deal

    You're paying money to wreck your body bit by bit

    There's even an STD that makes you go bald, so watch out
    36AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:47
    Re: #31
    I'll be careful
    33AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:47
    Everyone

    saying 'I'll go too' or 'this place is great'

    is actually trying to bring you down

    Think about it

    You're paying tens of thousands of yen to hurt your health and lower your standing in society
    Of course everyone's smirking on the other side of the screen while dishing out 'advice'

    And you don't even know who's actually on the other side
    38AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:49
    Re: #33
    Aren't you overthinking this?
    I went because I was curious. That's literally it
    40AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:50
    Go for an "uragaeshi" (repeat booking) with her
    You never know when she'll disappear
    47AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:53
    Re: #40
    What's an "uragaeshi"?
    51AnonymousSep 8, 2026 10:56
    Re: #47
    It's sex-industry slang for booking the same girl again
    61AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:02
    Re: #47
    It means turning your skin and organs inside out!!
    57AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:00
    You're better off not opening the door to a men's esthe (erotic massage parlor)
    63AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:03
    Re: #57
    I go to men's esthe sometimes
    64AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:05
    Re: #63
    Now that's advanced level…!?
    65AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:06
    Re: #63
    Hit up an Asian massage parlor with the "bubble" option (body-wash service) and it's a total win
    92AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:40
    If a woman's got the looks and figure for it, she could live an easy, glamorous life without ever touching sex work — so what's her story?

    Is she some girl pouring money into a host club?
    Or one buried in debt?
    Cue the tears — it's basically a movie!
    95AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:41
    Re: #92
    Everyone's carrying something in life
    You should stop looking at sex work through that lens
    96AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:41
    Re: #92
    The girl I saw today told me she goes to host clubs
    99AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:45
    Re: #96
    She actually told you that?
    I'd be scared to ask why she's in the business — feels like it'd get me on her bad side
    Even when I have asked, all I get back is 'for the money'
    101AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:49
    Re: #99
    That depends on your rapport and the girl herself
    103AnonymousSep 8, 2026 11:50
    Re: #99
    She just told me straight up
    It came up naturally while we were talking about what she usually spends money on

    Background and Key Points of This Thread

    Soaplands operate legally in Japan as “special bathhouses” under the Adult Entertainment Business Law — by framing the paid service as a bath rather than sex, they sidestep Japan’s anti-prostitution law, a workaround unique to the industry. That legal status makes them accessible, but real health risks, including STDs, remain, and the thread saw repeated warnings on that front. Beneath the celebratory mood lies a clear gap between the original poster’s carefree delight and other users’ sober risk warnings. The discussion also drifted into explanations of industry jargon like “uragaeshi,” as well as speculation about the circumstances of the women working in the industry — turning what started as a simple experience report into a broader conversation about sex-work culture itself.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “My First Soapland Visit Was Amazing!“