Guess the Movie in Three Words — 5ch’s Weirdest Answer: ‘Almost All the Main Characters Are Bald’

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A classic game thread popped up on 5ch’s News Speed VIP board: one poster drops just three words, and everyone else has to guess the movie title from those alone. Famous titles like Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, and Interstellar were guessed almost instantly, but the clue “10 billion yen, helicopter, live TV broadcast” produced a string of wrong guesses — The Man Who Stole the Sun, Bullet Train Bomb — before the real answer turned out to be the Japanese film Dai-Yukai (The Great Kidnapping). For the Fast & Furious clue, one joke answer noted that “almost all the main characters are bald,” turning the thread into more of an obscure-trivia test than a test of movie fame.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:03
Wasteland
Gas canister
Bob cut
3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:07
Doraemon
Nobita's
Parallel Journey to the West
4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:08
Re: #1
No Country for Old Men?
Re: #3
No idea
7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:10
Car
Bald guy
Corona beer
13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:14
Re: #7
Transporter?
14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:15
Re: #13
Isn't it Fast & Furious? (using the slang shorthand "Wai-Supi")
16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:15
Re: #13
It's Fast & Furious
Almost all the main characters are bald lol
35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:25
10 billion yen
Helicopter
Live TV broadcast
36AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:27
Re: #35
The Running Man?
39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:29
Re: #36
Nope
It's a Japanese film — hence the "10 billion yen"
41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:29
Re: #39
Then is it The Man Who Stole the Sun?
44AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:31
Re: #39
Nope
That one was 500 million yen, I think
37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:28
Royale with Cheese
Big Kahuna Burger
Vanilla shake
38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:28
Re: #37
Pulp Fiction
47AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:33
Re: #44
Then is it Straw Shield?
49AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:34
Re: #47
Nooooope
Wasn't that the one about paying 1 billion yen?
51AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:36
Re: #49
Probably one nobody's actually seen
Bullet Train Bomb, maybe?
57AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:39
Re: #51
The correct answer was Dai-Yukai (The Great Kidnapping)
59AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:39
Re: #57
Isn't that the one with Ken Ogata in it?
65AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:42
Re: #59
He played a senior police official in it
Kyusaku Shimada and Hideyo Amamoto were in it too
67AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:43
Re: #65
I must have seen it but completely forgot lol
62AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:40
Annoying old lady next door
Wife and kid
Turns out he was the crazy one
68AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:43
Re: #62
Dream House?
69AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:43
Re: #62
Mrs. Noisy
86AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:51
Re: #62
It's not Shutter Island either, right?
79AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:49
Ten-man kumite
"Japanese devil" (anti-Japanese slur used within the film itself)
Wooden dummy
83AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:50
Re: #79
Shaolin Wooden Men?
87AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:51
Re: #79
Ip Man?
92AnonymousOct 22, 2026 17:56
Old granny
Air guitar
Robot model kit
101AnonymousOct 22, 2026 18:05
Re: #92
The Goonies?
97AnonymousOct 22, 2026 18:01
Sandstorm
Black hole
Murphy's Law
98AnonymousOct 22, 2026 18:02
Re: #97
Interstellar
108AnonymousOct 22, 2026 18:21
Not words, but:

– Outwardly a salesman, secretly a government spy
– Marriage going through a stale patch (not that they're on bad terms)
– Ends with both husband and wife becoming spies together
119AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:06
Re: #108
True Lies
111AnonymousOct 22, 2026 18:26
Infiltration mission
Chemical weapon
Semaphore flag signals

There's no way anyone's getting this one
118AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:00
Re: #111
Aegis of the Doomed Nation?
121AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:12
Kaiser
Redfoot
Plot twist
123AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:15
Re: #121
The Usual Suspects
125AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:16
End credits
Pillar
Red gem

Re: #123
Correct!
127AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:17
Re: #125
Snake Eyes
134AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:23
Wagner
Helicopter
Jungle
137AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:24
Re: #134
Apocalypse Now
138AnonymousOct 22, 2026 19:24
Re: #134
Apocalypse Now

Background and Talking Points

In this classic “guess the movie from three words” game thread, the real draw was the rapid-fire back-and-forth between clue-givers and guessers. Word choices ranged from straightforward (Wagner, helicopter, jungle → Apocalypse Now) to deliberately misleading combos mixed with a joke word (car, bald guy, Corona beer → Fast & Furious, riffing on how bald several of the main cast are), testing just how deep the repliers’ movie knowledge really went. The thread’s biggest split came over the clue “10 billion yen, helicopter, live TV broadcast”: guesses piled up with big-name Japanese crime thrillers like The Man Who Stole the Sun and a film about a 500-million-yen heist, but the actual answer was the understated family drama Dai-Yukai (The Great Kidnapping). The thread’s energy came less from blockbuster name recognition than from whether anyone could nail the more obscure Japanese and Western titles. Note that “Japanese devil” only appears as a word tied to one specific clue (ten-man kumite / “Japanese devil” / wooden dummy) referencing a film’s content, not as a slur directed at any real person or group.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed VIP) thread “Guess the Movie With Three Words lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo.”

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