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The story
A late-night chat thread on 5ch’s TV live-commentary board “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (Anything Live-Commentary G), started in the small hours of October 6, 2026, took off. A long post arguing that the anime character Ojarumaru is “a thief who stole a scepter — a total freeloader who doesn’t do any real work and just mooches off other people’s households while acting high and mighty” got dropped into the thread, drawing laughs. The late-night thread stayed lively with a steady stream of images and comments, including someone calling out an impersonator posing as a VTuber and back-and-forth over what to nickname one of the thread’s regulars.
What people said
You don't know INMUKING? (a bit of 5ch in-joke slang)
Ojarumaru's such a weakling lol
Guess he couldn't beat Bicycle Guy Ushi or the Director after all
This is for real.
You'd normally assume the main character, Ojarumaru, is the popular one, right?
But think about it carefully.
Ojarumaru is a thief who stole a scepter — a total freeloader who doesn't do any real work and just mooches off other people's house while acting high and mighty.
Even if he's just a kid, I don't think it's okay to live in a society where someone like that gets to be popular.
Your whole way of life is way more embarrassing
Still better than you, at least
You forgot the punch emoji 👊🥺👊
from Kotone?
What on earth
could be inside?
🎁
🤢🦠 GWAAAAH!
🦠 Ⅲ aaaaaahh
ヽ🦠 🦠 aaaahh!!
Ⅲ🦠Ⅲ
🎁
Way too desperate!
Guess it really is true after all
Nice Inmu reference, this one's good~ (Inmu = a well-known 5ch meme subculture)
Background and Discussion Points
“Nandemo Jikkyo G” is technically a board for live-commentating TV broadcasts, but in practice it’s often dominated by chatter that has nothing to do with whatever’s actually airing — and this thread was a textbook example. The thread title itself is an in-joke packed with emoji that only makes sense if you already know the context, and the flow stayed true to the board’s usual style, with images and one-line reactions unrelated to any program getting posted one after another. The way an off-topic wall of text — like the case for Ojarumaru being a freeloader — can suddenly take off and dominate the thread is also typical of these live-commentary threads, where no single topic sticks around for long; it’s the kind of thread you enjoy for the energy of each individual post rather than for following any coherent conversation. Note that posts containing strong political content or insults directed at specific individuals have been excluded from this article.
※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “The Hour of Ascension: Listen to His Words 👊😅👊🏡ヤライマスネェスギ.”














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