‘Ojarumaru Is a Total Freeloader,’ 5ch User Argues: ‘The Thief Who Stole a Royal Scepter’

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The story

A late-night chat thread on 5ch’s TV live-commentary board “Nandemo Jikkyo G” (Anything Live-Commentary G), started in the small hours of October 6, 2026, took off. A long post arguing that the anime character Ojarumaru is “a thief who stole a scepter — a total freeloader who doesn’t do any real work and just mooches off other people’s households while acting high and mighty” got dropped into the thread, drawing laughs. The late-night thread stayed lively with a steady stream of images and comments, including someone calling out an impersonator posing as a VTuber and back-and-forth over what to nickname one of the thread’s regulars.

What people said

6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:01
I don't get it
9AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
Re: #6
You don't know INMUKING? (a bit of 5ch in-joke slang)
7AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:02

I will never forgive this.
10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:03
Re: #7
Ojarumaru's such a weakling lol
13AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:05
Re: #7
Guess he couldn't beat Bicycle Guy Ushi or the Director after all
45AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:15
Re: #7
This is for real.
You'd normally assume the main character, Ojarumaru, is the popular one, right?

But think about it carefully.
Ojarumaru is a thief who stole a scepter — a total freeloader who doesn't do any real work and just mooches off other people's house while acting high and mighty.

Even if he's just a kid, I don't think it's okay to live in a society where someone like that gets to be popular.
20AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:06

 
Pudding Mask has arrived
24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:08
30AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:10
What about Sui-chan~?
38AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
That is an extremely embarrassing thread title.
39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:13
Re: #38
Your whole way of life is way more embarrassing
42AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:14
Re: #39
Still better than you, at least
43AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:14
Re: #39
You forgot the punch emoji 👊🥺👊
56AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
63AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:21
Re: #56
She doesn't want that, you know
60AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:20
75AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
Mikochi 😍
78AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:24
Re: #75
Impersonator! 🤥💢
84AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:27
🤔  A gift
     from Kotone?
     What on earth
     could be inside?
  🎁
89AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
Re: #84
   🤢🦠 GWAAAAH!
 🦠  Ⅲ aaaaaahh
 ヽ🦠 🦠 aaaahh!!
  Ⅲ🦠Ⅲ
   🎁
90AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:30
https://o.5ch.io/25rk4.png
97AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:38
102AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:43
Re: #97
104AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:43
Re: #97
So Okera's real name is Keitarou, huh
98AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:39
99AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:40
Re: #98
King-type big bro is AMAZIIIING!!! 🫅
100AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:40
Re: #98
King bro! King bro!
107AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:44
111AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:44
Re: #105
Way too desperate!
Guess it really is true after all
115AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:44
Re: #111
Nice Inmu reference, this one's good~ (Inmu = a well-known 5ch meme subculture)
119AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:45
Re: #117
125AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:48
127AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:49
Yume-chan went and watched some weird movie 🤥
129AnonymousOct 6, 2026 23:52
Hey, I told you to let me know the second Saku-tan's stream started, didn't I?! Are you screwing with me?!

Background and Discussion Points

“Nandemo Jikkyo G” is technically a board for live-commentating TV broadcasts, but in practice it’s often dominated by chatter that has nothing to do with whatever’s actually airing — and this thread was a textbook example. The thread title itself is an in-joke packed with emoji that only makes sense if you already know the context, and the flow stayed true to the board’s usual style, with images and one-line reactions unrelated to any program getting posted one after another. The way an off-topic wall of text — like the case for Ojarumaru being a freeloader — can suddenly take off and dominate the thread is also typical of these live-commentary threads, where no single topic sticks around for long; it’s the kind of thread you enjoy for the energy of each individual post rather than for following any coherent conversation. Note that posts containing strong political content or insults directed at specific individuals have been excluded from this article.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “The Hour of Ascension: Listen to His Words 👊😅👊🏡ヤライマスネェスギ.”

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