Why Did Italy Go From Roman Empire to Pizza Country? 5ch Weighs In

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The thread kicks off with a blunt question: “It used to be the Roman Empire, but now it’s just a country that makes pizza — why?” From there, discussion ranged over nations that have claimed to be “successors to Rome” — the Holy Roman Empire, Russia, France, the United States — and debated why Britain, once a backwater of the empire, ended up seizing world supremacy. That spiraled into a debate over the racial and ethnic makeup of ancient Roman citizens, citing genetic studies, before branching out even further into the hair color of Vikings and the original colors of ancient sculptures. The thread also drifted into pure chit-chat, with a video of a smiling Italian grandpa eating pasta and a graph showing how Japan and Italy always seem to end up next to each other on various national rankings, like wages.

What people said

1AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:37
Why though?
3AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:40
Wait, is Italy even the successor state to the Roman Empire?
6AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:43
The city-republics kept doing pretty well even after the Roman Empire collapsed
Re: #3
Isn't it more that places like the Holy Roman Empire claimed the name "Rome" on the grounds of ruling northern Italy?
18AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:53
Re: #3
🇷🇺 "That's me!"
95AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:53
Re: #3
France and the US (too)
Russia also claims to be a successor, but it's communist, so it's really just a claim in name only
4AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:42
Why did Britain, the most remote backwater of the Roman Empire, end up ruling the world?
10AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:45
Re: #4
Because there were no more invasions by foreign peoples after the Norman Conquest, and royal power was strong and centralized from the start
24AnonymousOct 6, 2026 19:58
Japan's probably headed the same way soon — just a country that makes sushi
29AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:01
Re: #24
Compared to Italy, Japan's geopolitical importance is on a completely different level though
28AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:01
Rome → Kyoto
Milan → Tokyo
Venice → ?
96AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:54
Re: #28
Isn't Greece more like Kyoto?
35AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:09
Re: #29
Geopolitically, the locals only ever come out ahead when there's an independent, self-governing regime in charge there
Just look at South America
39AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:19
Re: #35
There are countries that have stayed independent throughout recorded history, you know
36AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:14
When you test DNA from the bones of Roman-era Roman citizens, they turn out genetically closer to Middle Easterners than to Europeans or modern Italians
You can also estimate eye color from the genes, and most of them had dark eyes
40AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:20
Re: #36
"Roman citizen" was a legal status, not a race, so the genetics would've varied a lot by region
The 8th emperor, Vitellius, rose to power backed by Germanic citizens, so there must have been blond, blue-eyed Roman citizens too
48AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:29
Re: #36
That's a result of multiple peoples flowing in via Mediterranean trade during Rome's rise — it doesn't carry over to the rest of the Italian peninsula outside the city of Rome
Italy actually has big north-south genetic differences to begin with
Even today, the south (including Rome) has kept its genetic continuity, with less Germanic influence than the north, so blond hair and blue eyes are rarer there
66AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:39
Re: #36
Seriously? That never shows up on my YouTube feed 😲
43AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:23
Re: #40
No, when they tested the genes of citizens within the city of Rome itself, it was almost all Middle Eastern
44AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:26
Re: #43
"Middle East" covers a huge area though
Persians, for instance, are Aryan just like modern Italians, so there's barely any difference
46AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:28
Re: #44
https://www.science.org/cms/10.1126/science.aay6826/asset/a44162b4-1dce-4143-ac2f-d79c5ec4ade9/assets/graphic/366_708_f3.jpeg

Plainly put, imperial-era Roman citizens were close to Syrians and Palestinians
51AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:30
Re: #46
That was only for a brief moment
Also, all the arrows point back to Europe anyway
54AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:32
Re: #46
I read that original paper you're citing — its conclusion seems to be that Roman citizens were genetically diverse, not a uniform group
It also says European influence grew stronger in the later period
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.aay6826
53AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:31
Re: #51
Wait, "a brief moment" — we're talking about the whole span of the Roman Empire here
Medieval Italy was a backwater, plain and simple
56AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:34
Re: #53
In the scope of long history, it IS a brief moment
Also, Rome was more unified and stronger under the Republic, which is why it kept developing
Its decline actually started once it became an Empire
64AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:37
Re: #53
Whaaat, but the Renaissance started in Italy, didn't it?
Re: #55
The figures in the mosaics at the Roman-era Villa del Casale ruins are all blond and curly-haired — I wonder what ethnicity they were meant to depict
55AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:33
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/sep/16/dark-hair-was-common-among-vikings-genetic-study-confirms

Even Scandinavians in the Viking age weren't mostly blond
No way Germans in the Roman era were blond then
60AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:35
Re: #55
But there's the Saga of Erik the Red, isn't there? (he was literally nicknamed "the Red" for his hair)
65AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:38
Re: #64
This guy's just faking historical knowledge (エアプ — slang for pretending you know something you've never actually done)
The Renaissance's main achievement was translating Middle Eastern texts
69AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:39
Re: #64
Are you doing okay in general?
Do you seriously think Jesus Christ was white just because European art paints him white?
74AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:42
Re: #65
That's the 12th-century Renaissance you're talking about
By the time of Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo, it was long past the era of just imitating Islamic scholarship
Re: #69
Isn't it more likely they painted blond, curly-haired people because such people actually existed in ancient Rome?
You really think they'd go out of their way to paint their subjects to resemble some obscure people from some backwater nobody even knew the location of?
75AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:43
Re: #69
If the Greeks were Arabs, why would they bother painting murals of European-looking people?
82AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:46
A proper scientist's reconstruction of an ancient Greek person
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/10/14/23/396503F700000578-3839092-The_team_reconstructed_the_Griffin_Warrior_s_face_pictured_by_la-m-9_1476484135292.jpg

Lmaooo
87AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:48
So what was Japan up to around that time??
89AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:51
Re: #87
Probably just eating acorns and grunting like cavemen, right?
90AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:51
Re: #87
Getting invaded by the Yayoi people
92AnonymousOct 6, 2026 20:52
During the Viking age, the blond-hair gene was carried by Finland and "inland" Norway/Sweden — not by the coastal Germanic peoples
The blond-hair gene actually originates in Siberia and migrated from northern Russia into Finland and inland Norway/Sweden
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/cms/asset/0e6e2623-4413-4c38-9113-5282a6793b99/exd14142-fig-0002-m.jpg
105AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:09
This old Italian guy looks so happy just eating pasta, I'm jealous



https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1742567534568808448/pu/vid/avc1/480×854/3EX5jfmjsds0BLLr.mp4
107AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:10
Re: #105
He looks like he's having the time of his life, lol
119AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:17
Re: #105
So all that stuff about having to twirl pasta on your fork and never slurp it was a lie?
115AnonymousOct 6, 2026 21:15
Japan and Italy always seem to end up right next to each other on all kinds of international comparison graphs

I could only find the wage one, but that's exactly why I like it

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

The thread starts from a blunt question — “Italy is supposedly the heir of the Roman Empire, so why is it now just a pizza country?” — but the historical skeleton underneath it is largely sound: the medieval-and-later contest over who gets to claim the title of “successor to Rome” (the Holy Roman Empire, Russia, France, the United States, and so on), and the account of how Britain, once a mere frontier province, rose to prominence through centralized royal power and the absence of foreign invasions after the Norman Conquest. As for the genetic diversity of ancient Roman citizens, posters do cite a real 2019 paper published in Science (Antonio et al.), which found that imperial-era Rome had a genetically diverse population due to the influx of multiple peoples via Mediterranean trade, and that European influence grew stronger in the empire’s later period. That said, the thread tends to oversimplify these findings into claims like “Romans were Middle Eastern” or “not European,” which misses the paper’s actual conclusion — that Roman citizens had no single racial origin. The comments about Viking hair color and the original colors of ancient sculptures are likewise grounded in genuine recent scholarship, but individual posts mix in images and assertions that are hard to verify, so none of it should be taken at face value.

*This article excerpts and summarizes the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Why Did Italy End Up as Nothing More Than a Pizza-Making Country, Despite Having Been the Roman Empire?“.

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