US Magazine Ranks All 10 ‘Planet of the Apes’ Films — 5ch Users Insist Nothing Tops the Original’s Ending

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Entertainment Weekly’s ranking of all 10 films in the “Planet of the Apes” series drew a strong reaction on 5ch’s entertainment/sports news board (Geinou/Supo Sokuho+). The most common view in the thread was that nothing tops the shock of the ending of the original 1968 film (the shot of the Statue of Liberty buried in the sand) — with some pointing out that calling it “the origin and the peak” is itself a backhanded compliment. Meanwhile, some argued for the mutants’ worship of a nuclear bomb in “Beneath the Planet of the Apes,” and there was discussion over whether popular claims about original author Pierre Boulle’s background were true, making the thread more than just nostalgic reminiscing.

September 5, 2026

The “Planet of the Apes” franchise now spans 10 films, starting with the original in 1968. Because entries have been released in sporadic bursts over the decades, newcomers can easily get lost trying to figure out where to start. Against that backdrop, Entertainment Weekly has now ranked all 10 films.

The first five films are connected as one long continuous story. Cornelius and Zira, the apes who helped the human protagonist in the 1968 original, board a spaceship in the third film, “Escape from the Planet of the Apes,” and travel to Earth in 1973. In the fourth film, “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,” their son Caesar leads an uprising of apes who had been enslaved by humans.

Source: eiga.com / Read the original article here

What people said

3AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:54
Haven't seen most of them, but isn't this a series where the twist ending of the first film is basically the whole point?
26AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:12
Re: #3
The twist ending of the first film is basically the punchline for the whole series.
88AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:57
Re: #3
Yeah.
The sequels to the original are all headed toward destruction,
and everything after that is basically just playing out how they end up at that first film's ending —
the final film ends with it looking like they might actually avoid that fate.
5AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:55
Reading it written out in text like this just makes it more confusing lol
8AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:55
Where did the first future-intelligent ape even come from in the first place?
53AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:29
Re: #8
I think it was the baby of an intelligent 🐵 couple who time-slipped from the past — that child became the ancestor that started the original series.
10AnonymousSep 5, 2026 14:57
It's gotta be the first one.
I saw the Statue of Liberty scene on TV as a kid and I still can't forget it.
No movie has ever topped that twist.
18AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:04
Re: #10
The poster spoiled it, you know.
25AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:11
Re: #10
Completely agree.
Nothing beats the shock of that ending.
49AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:27
Re: #10
The Sixth Sense.
12AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:00
"Escape from the Planet of the Apes" was great though —
his wife gets senselessly killed, and the second he screams he'll kill all the humans for it, he gets shot.
13AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:01
About 30 years ago, in the Year of the Monkey, TV Tokyo aired the whole "Planet of the Apes" series back-to-back late at night on New Year's, then filled the leftover time with King Kong — spare a thought for us who actually had to sit through it!
14AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:02
The ending of the Tim Burton version is way too weak.
78AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:51
Re: #14
Wasn't that basically how Pierre Boulle's original novel ended too?
15AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:02
I love "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" —
the mutants worshipping a nuclear bomb as their god, the illusions they use to deceive people, that avant-garde hymn… it blew my mind as a kid.
50AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:28
Re: #15
Honestly, a single cobalt bomb wiping out the entire 🌍 was a bit of a stretch.
90AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:59
Re: #15
It's ranked #9, apparently —
makes me think they just don't get it.
Re: #50
Blowing up the whole planet was overkill.
Supposedly that was done on purpose so they couldn't make yet another sequel —
I think it might've been one of Charlton Heston's conditions.
16AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:03
"The origin and the peak" — that's not really a compliment, is it?
It just means it peaked at the very start.
Same goes for the Hannibal Lecter ("Silence of the Lambs") series.
19AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:04
I love the part in "Beneath" where the mutants take their masks off after singing.
23AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:11
Re: #19
That's the scene where they reveal their true faces (like burn scars) to their god (the nuclear bomb).
I love it too.
20AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:06
IT'S A HUUUMAN!




EEE-EEE! (a callback to the classic ape-costume comedy bit from the old Drifters variety sketches)
80AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:51
Re: #20
Nice one, Rabbit Sekine (comedian famous for that ape-costume gag).
21AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:07
The ending of "Conquest" —
Caesar's speech was so badass.
27AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:12
The Tim Burton one was the worst.
63AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:39
Re: #27
I went in already knowing it got panned, so it turned out more enjoyable than expected.
28AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:14
Because of Oyamada, the name "Cornelius" got tainted (musician Keigo Oyamada, who performs as Cornelius, was hit by a bullying scandal).
29AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:14
The Tim Burton one…
it kind of feels like a movie made for the era of a Trump presidency.
30AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:15
Judging by the ending of the last film in the original series,
I guess it eventually became a world where 🐵 and humans coexist.
31AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:15
Wait, seriously — it's about "yellow monkeys" (a slur historically used against Asians)?
32AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:17
I love the one where they time-slip to modern-day America — it plays like a New Hollywood-style fugitive chase movie.
33AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:18
Apparently the apes are supposed to represent the Japanese —
guess we have the America-worshipping political parties to thank for that.
35AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:19
Re: #1
The author of "Planet of the Apes," Pierre Boulle, was taken prisoner by the Japanese military during the war, and the novel was based on that real experience.

At its core, it's basically a novel that's a lump of hatred.

As for the "great ape" that shows up later in the story…

It's too outrageous to even write out!

His other novel, "The Bridge on the River Kwai," was also blatantly written from the perspective of how white people of that era viewed Asians — honestly unreadable.
48AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:27
Re: #35
That's completely wrong.
The ones who captured Boulle were French Indochina (Vichy) forces.
65AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:40
Re: #35
Apparently that was actually a false claim spread by film critic Tomohiro Machiyama.
76AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:50
So the "did the Earth actually explode on screen in Beneath the Planet of the Apes" debate that broke out on the old 2channel movie board 20 years ago is still going, huh.
I'm in the camp that says the TV broadcast of "Beneath" did show the explosion — I saw the scene where the model Earth floating in space blew apart.
83AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:55
Re: #76
I remember the opening of "Dawn of the Dead" (released in Japan as "Zombie") had a planet exploding.
77AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:50
Paul Williams is also sometimes called "the white Planet of the Apes," isn't he.
84AnonymousSep 5, 2026 15:56
Re: #77
The president of Death Records (from "Phantom of the Paradise").

Background and Key Points of This Discussion

“Planet of the Apes” is an irregular franchise that has produced new entries sporadically since the original 1968 film, and it’s a body of work divisive enough that rankings like Entertainment Weekly’s latest one get published periodically. The view that recurred throughout the thread — that the Statue of Liberty twist in the first film is so powerful it overshadows everything else — is a well-worn take that has been repeated throughout film history, not a new observation. Meanwhile, a popular but unfounded claim circulating online holds that original author Pierre Boulle was a prisoner of the Japanese military during the war; in fact, he was reportedly captured by forces of the Vichy-aligned French Indochina regime, and the thread’s correction on this point is accurate. It’s also worth noting, to avoid confusion, that the ape character “Cornelius” in the films shares his name only coincidentally with the musician Cornelius (Keigo Oyamada), who later stepped back from public activity — the two are unrelated.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Supo Sokuho+) thread “[Movies] “Planet of the Apes” series — US magazine ranks all 10 films, who’s #1?.”

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