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The story
On 5channel’s Newsokuvip (VIP) board, a thread started with a report on Chiben Wakayama’s championship win and then wandered—through Demon Slayer, mentaiko (spicy cod roe), cat islands, and the weather—with one VIPPER tirelessly replying to every tangent. The topics never connect, but the sheer rhythm of the back-and-forth, running from morning to evening, is what makes it worth reading.
What people said
looks hardcore strong just from that
Looks like it could be a character straight out of Demon Slayer
A bug flew in and I couldn't focus on the last batter (T^T)
Now that you mention it, there was a dead fly in my room out of nowhere… never even saw it flying around though…
Hi there, Tamako-chan
Guess the bug wanted to watch Koshien too lol (Koshien = the national high school baseball tournament)
Stop, I'm sorry!!
Bon-chan reads a ton of manga too
I've only read Miiyama
Congrats, Chiben!
Congrats, Uyu
That story's kind of hopeless, isn't it…
Yeah, because the outcome gets revealed right at the start
I'm not a fan of whipped cream, so I'll go with chocolate cake
Chocolate cake works too!
But I figured the boyfriend-type character was gonna get her, so I was surprised
Haven't gotten to that part yet
Perfect side dish for rice
Fish roe can raise your risk of gout, so you can't eat it all the time, but it's incredible once in a while
Just mentaiko, miso soup, and pickles, and somehow I'm completely satisfied
I had eggs sitting in my fridge too
More than fine
I just finished eating and already want more—now I'm thinking of making mentaiko for dinner too…
The mentaiko boom has arrived
If it's a cute girl, sure
Guess sumo's fine then
Straight to the coffin with that diet
Make it cute, okay?
Got it, I'll put up some Chiikawa stuff
I'll get it ready
I actually went to the neighboring island recently
15 minutes of getting soaked ("nureba" usually means a steamy scene, so this is a cheeky double meaning)
Background and Key Points
Chiben Wakayama High School is one of the powerhouse programs of Koshien, the national high school baseball tournament held every summer at Hanshin Koshien Stadium and treated as a huge national event in Japan, drawing TV audiences and local pride far beyond what American high school sports get. Its official name uses the old-style kanji for “ben” (辯 instead of 弁), which is why a poster’s very first comment fixates on how imposing the written characters look before any game details are even discussed — that’s a distinctly Japanese reaction, since kyūjitai (old-style kanji) forms read as formal, traditional, or intimidating to native readers in a way that doesn’t translate visually into English at all.
The thread doesn’t actually argue about anything baseball-related; there’s no real split of opinion on Chiben’s win itself, which is mentioned once and then dropped. If there’s a “split,” it’s tonal — some posters try to stay on-topic (spoilers, Koshien, congratulations) while others immediately hijack the thread into Demon Slayer manga talk, expired eggs, mentaiko, sausages tossed with ketchup and mustard, and cat islands, and the thread’s appeal is that one user keeps replying to literally everyone regardless of subject.
What foreign readers will likely miss: this rambling, non-sequitur format is completely normal for Newsokuvip (VIP), one of 5channel’s oldest and most freewheeling boards, where thread topics are treated as disposable launching pads rather than binding subjects — unlike more topic-disciplined boards. The mentaiko warning about gout is a real, commonly cited dietary caution in Japan tied to fish roe’s high purine content, not a joke specific to this thread.
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Newsokuvip) thread “That Boy Who Just Hit a Home Run lololololololol.”
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