On 5channel’s Newsokuvip (VIP) board, a thread started with a report on Chiben Wakayama’s championship win and then wandered—through Demon Slayer, mentaiko (spicy cod roe), cat islands, and the weather—with one VIPPER tirelessly replying to every tangent. The topics never connect, but the sheer rhythm of the back-and-forth, running from morning to evening, is what makes it worth reading.
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The official name is written 智辯和歌山 (with the old-style kanji for "ben") —
looks hardcore strong just from that
looks hardcore strong just from that
>>9
Looks like it could be a character straight out of Demon Slayer
Looks like it could be a character straight out of Demon Slayer
Hi there (*^^*)
A bug flew in and I couldn't focus on the last batter (T^T)
A bug flew in and I couldn't focus on the last batter (T^T)
>>34
Now that you mention it, there was a dead fly in my room out of nowhere… never even saw it flying around though…
Now that you mention it, there was a dead fly in my room out of nowhere… never even saw it flying around though…
>>34
Hi there, Tamako-chan
Guess the bug wanted to watch Koshien too lol (Koshien = the national high school baseball tournament)
Hi there, Tamako-chan
Guess the bug wanted to watch Koshien too lol (Koshien = the national high school baseball tournament)
You spoiled it for me, so now I'm gonna wreck you
>>42
Stop, I'm sorry!!
Stop, I'm sorry!!
>>39
Bon-chan reads a ton of manga too
Bon-chan reads a ton of manga too
>>45
I've only read Miiyama
I've only read Miiyama
Turned out it wasn't an important spoiler after all
Congrats, Chiben!
Congrats, Chiben!
>>52
Congrats, Uyu
Congrats, Uyu
>>51
That story's kind of hopeless, isn't it…
That story's kind of hopeless, isn't it…
>>53
Yeah, because the outcome gets revealed right at the start
Yeah, because the outcome gets revealed right at the start
Thanks
I'm not a fan of whipped cream, so I'll go with chocolate cake
I'm not a fan of whipped cream, so I'll go with chocolate cake
>>58
Chocolate cake works too!
Chocolate cake works too!
>>55
But I figured the boyfriend-type character was gonna get her, so I was surprised
But I figured the boyfriend-type character was gonna get her, so I was surprised
>>60
Haven't gotten to that part yet
Haven't gotten to that part yet
Mentaiko is so good… so good…
>>68
Perfect side dish for rice
Perfect side dish for rice
>>69
Fish roe can raise your risk of gout, so you can't eat it all the time, but it's incredible once in a while
Just mentaiko, miso soup, and pickles, and somehow I'm completely satisfied
Fish roe can raise your risk of gout, so you can't eat it all the time, but it's incredible once in a while
Just mentaiko, miso soup, and pickles, and somehow I'm completely satisfied
>>70
I had eggs sitting in my fridge too
I had eggs sitting in my fridge too
These eggs are 3 days past the best-by date, but they're fine if I cook them through, right?
>>72
More than fine
More than fine
>>75
I just finished eating and already want more—now I'm thinking of making mentaiko for dinner too…
I just finished eating and already want more—now I'm thinking of making mentaiko for dinner too…
>>76
The mentaiko boom has arrived
The mentaiko boom has arrived
You suddenly said you're coming to my place tomorrow, so I ended up cleaning until this crazy hour—it was actually fun, thinking back on my walk home today
>>101
If it's a cute girl, sure
If it's a cute girl, sure
Kasa no Bon: "Bring it on! I'll be waiting with my fundoshi cinched tight!" (fundoshi = traditional loincloth, often worn for sumo)
>>103
Guess sumo's fine then
Guess sumo's fine then
Boiled up some Koukun sausages and dumped a ton of ketchup and mustard on them (Koukun = a popular smoked sausage brand)
>>105
Straight to the coffin with that diet
Straight to the coffin with that diet
I'll leave the coffin decorations to you
Make it cute, okay?
Make it cute, okay?
>>114
Got it, I'll put up some Chiikawa stuff
Got it, I'll put up some Chiikawa stuff
Get a photo of yourself doing a big cheerful "yay!" pose ready for your memorial photo
>>116
I'll get it ready
I'll get it ready
Apparently if you're coming from Aichi, Sakushima is the closest cat island
>>139
I actually went to the neighboring island recently
I actually went to the neighboring island recently
Somewhere in the Kinki region just got a normal 15 minutes of rain
>>146
15 minutes of getting soaked ("nureba" usually means a steamy scene, so this is a cheeky double meaning)
15 minutes of getting soaked ("nureba" usually means a steamy scene, so this is a cheeky double meaning)
*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Newsokuvip) thread “That Boy Who Just Hit a Home Run lololololololol.”
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