From Chiben Wakayama’s Championship to Mentaiko: A VIP Chat Thread That Rambled Wherever It Pleased

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The story

On 5channel’s Newsokuvip (VIP) board, a thread started with a report on Chiben Wakayama’s championship win and then wandered—through Demon Slayer, mentaiko (spicy cod roe), cat islands, and the weather—with one VIPPER tirelessly replying to every tangent. The topics never connect, but the sheer rhythm of the back-and-forth, running from morning to evening, is what makes it worth reading.

What people said

1AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:38
Me
9AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:50
The official name is written 智辯和歌山 (with the old-style kanji for "ben") —
looks hardcore strong just from that
11AnonymousAug 22, 2026 11:58
Re: #9
Looks like it could be a character straight out of Demon Slayer
34AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:24
Hi there (*^^*)
A bug flew in and I couldn't focus on the last batter (T^T)
36AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:27
Re: #34
Now that you mention it, there was a dead fly in my room out of nowhere… never even saw it flying around though…
38AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:28
Re: #34
Hi there, Tamako-chan
Guess the bug wanted to watch Koshien too lol (Koshien = the national high school baseball tournament)
42AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:30
You spoiled it for me, so now I'm gonna wreck you
48AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:37
Re: #42
Stop, I'm sorry!!
45AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:32
Re: #39
Bon-chan reads a ton of manga too
51AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:40
Re: #45
I've only read Miiyama
52AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:47
Turned out it wasn't an important spoiler after all
Congrats, Chiben!
54AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:50
Re: #52
Congrats, Uyu
53AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:48
Re: #51
That story's kind of hopeless, isn't it…
55AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:50
Re: #53
Yeah, because the outcome gets revealed right at the start
58AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:53
Thanks
I'm not a fan of whipped cream, so I'll go with chocolate cake
61AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:59
Re: #58
Chocolate cake works too!
60AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:57
Re: #55
But I figured the boyfriend-type character was gonna get her, so I was surprised
63AnonymousAug 22, 2026 12:59
Re: #60
Haven't gotten to that part yet
68AnonymousAug 22, 2026 13:54
Mentaiko is so good… so good…
69AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:19
Re: #68
Perfect side dish for rice
70AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:21
Re: #69
Fish roe can raise your risk of gout, so you can't eat it all the time, but it's incredible once in a while
Just mentaiko, miso soup, and pickles, and somehow I'm completely satisfied
71AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:23
Re: #70
I had eggs sitting in my fridge too
72AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:25
These eggs are 3 days past the best-by date, but they're fine if I cook them through, right?
73AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:26
Re: #72
More than fine
76AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:32
Re: #75
I just finished eating and already want more—now I'm thinking of making mentaiko for dinner too…
80AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:44
Re: #76
The mentaiko boom has arrived
101AnonymousAug 22, 2026 14:59
You suddenly said you're coming to my place tomorrow, so I ended up cleaning until this crazy hour—it was actually fun, thinking back on my walk home today
108AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:25
Re: #101
If it's a cute girl, sure
103AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:01
Kasa no Bon: "Bring it on! I'll be waiting with my fundoshi cinched tight!" (fundoshi = traditional loincloth, often worn for sumo)
110AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:25
Re: #103
Guess sumo's fine then
105AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:10
Boiled up some Koukun sausages and dumped a ton of ketchup and mustard on them (Koukun = a popular smoked sausage brand)
112AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:26
Re: #105
Straight to the coffin with that diet
114AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:27
I'll leave the coffin decorations to you
Make it cute, okay?
117AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:34
Re: #114
Got it, I'll put up some Chiikawa stuff
116AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:29
Get a photo of yourself doing a big cheerful "yay!" pose ready for your memorial photo
119AnonymousAug 22, 2026 15:34
Re: #116
I'll get it ready
139AnonymousAug 22, 2026 16:47
Apparently if you're coming from Aichi, Sakushima is the closest cat island
142AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:02
Re: #139
I actually went to the neighboring island recently
146AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:43
Somewhere in the Kinki region just got a normal 15 minutes of rain
147AnonymousAug 22, 2026 17:46
Re: #146
15 minutes of getting soaked ("nureba" usually means a steamy scene, so this is a cheeky double meaning)

Background and Key Points

Chiben Wakayama High School is one of the powerhouse programs of Koshien, the national high school baseball tournament held every summer at Hanshin Koshien Stadium and treated as a huge national event in Japan, drawing TV audiences and local pride far beyond what American high school sports get. Its official name uses the old-style kanji for “ben” (辯 instead of 弁), which is why a poster’s very first comment fixates on how imposing the written characters look before any game details are even discussed — that’s a distinctly Japanese reaction, since kyūjitai (old-style kanji) forms read as formal, traditional, or intimidating to native readers in a way that doesn’t translate visually into English at all.

The thread doesn’t actually argue about anything baseball-related; there’s no real split of opinion on Chiben’s win itself, which is mentioned once and then dropped. If there’s a “split,” it’s tonal — some posters try to stay on-topic (spoilers, Koshien, congratulations) while others immediately hijack the thread into Demon Slayer manga talk, expired eggs, mentaiko, sausages tossed with ketchup and mustard, and cat islands, and the thread’s appeal is that one user keeps replying to literally everyone regardless of subject.

What foreign readers will likely miss: this rambling, non-sequitur format is completely normal for Newsokuvip (VIP), one of 5channel’s oldest and most freewheeling boards, where thread topics are treated as disposable launching pads rather than binding subjects — unlike more topic-disciplined boards. The mentaiko warning about gout is a real, commonly cited dietary caution in Japan tied to fish roe’s high purine content, not a joke specific to this thread.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Newsokuvip) thread “That Boy Who Just Hit a Home Run lololololololol.”

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