Ostrich on the Loose in Shiga’s Moriyama? 5ch Reacts: ‘Isn’t That a Moa?’

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The story

On the morning of September 23, 2026, police in Moriyama City, Shiga Prefecture received a report that “an ostrich is wandering around,” with multiple sightings called in by nearby residents. Witnesses say it was headed toward JR Moriyama Station, and police are tracking its whereabouts. On 5ch, reactions ranged from comparisons to the extinct moa bird to worries about getting kicked, with some users even posting old footage of an ostrich supposedly filmed in the prefecture — a lively mix of responses to a story whose details remain unconfirmed.

Posted 8:22 AM, Wed 9/23

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Police in Moriyama City, Shiga Prefecture, received a report that “an ostrich is wandering around.” Multiple sightings have been reported to police in the area, and officers are searching for it.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:50
Isn't that a moa?
101AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:53
Re: #2
Might be an elephant bird
6AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:52
Sorry, that's my wife (a running 5ch gag — calling dibs on any weird creature as your spouse)
60AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:10
Re: #6
At least make it a mammal (´・ω・`)
8AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:53
>Reportedly headed off toward JR Moriyama Station

Checking the station's security cameras should reveal which train it boarded
12AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:53
Maybe it's just an old ostrich losing its marbles
13AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:54
Well, even an ostrich wants to go out for a walk sometimes
Cut it some slack, poor thing
15AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:54
Guess it made a 'dutchou' from somewhere — a pun on dachou (ostrich) and dassou (escape)
16AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:55
Wonder if they can catch it
Hopefully a tranquilizer dart lands
But can they even get close?
18AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:55
Ostriches aren't that dangerous, so it's probably fine
19AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:55
It's a strange animal — terrifying if it charges at you, but not scary at all if it doesn't
Don't get so caught up staring that you provoke it into coming at you
Stay calm and clear the area quickly
20AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
By the way, there are multiple sightings but still no photos?
At this point AI-generated ones would do
22AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
Getting kicked is dangerous

Even with herons and the like, trying to catch one can get your carotid artery or eyes stabbed
23AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
If it's not an escapee from a zoo, it's definitely some YouTuber's pet
25AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
It'll probably end up dubbed 'Morissey' or 'Morigon' as a cryptid (UMA) — a play on 'Moriyama'
27AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:56
Surprised to learn Sesame Street's yellow bird isn't an ostrich but a canary
42AnonymousSep 23, 2026 08:58
Don't go looking for it. Seriously, don't go looking for it! (riffing on a classic Japanese comedy 'don't look' gag)
46AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:00
Be my guest
51AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:03
Ostrich Kosaku Shima (a pun on the salaryman manga 'Section Chief Kosaku Shima')
71AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:17
A knockoff ostrich

75AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:20

80AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:26
Re: #1
Could be this
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1816792673224916994/vid/avc1/1080×1920/VUheRAwHil8sdPev.mp4
148AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:54
Re: #80
Yuzu Kotobuki (RiNCENT♯) @rincent_yuzu, July 26, 2024
[I Went to Meet an Ostrich]
https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_thumb/1816792673224916994/img/DWIH2EuPCHWdLvm2.jpg
https://x.com/rincent_yuzu/status/1816792782587277588
155AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:05
Re: #148
It's got three legs lol
86AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:36
Ostriches are surprisingly fast when they actually go for it
Apparently they can keep running at 70 km/h for dozens of minutes
They can grow to about 2 meters tall and 100 kg, so they're about as scary as a bear
122AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:14
Re: #86
In Japan, Hokkaido's probably the only place with enough room for it to hit those numbers
95AnonymousSep 23, 2026 09:46
Pretty sure there was a YouTuber girl who kept an ostrich
153AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:05
Re: #95
That's an emu, right?
Hasn't posted in ages though
109AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:01
Is that just how Shiga is? The kind of place where ostriches casually stroll around?
117AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:08
Re: #109
There are foxes in the fields on the plains,
nutria and raccoons near the water,
and of course monkeys, deer, and bears in the mountains.
And in the city center or around Karasuma Peninsula, Takanori Nishikawa (the Shiga-born musician) turns up from time to time.
132AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:27
If it turns out to be a terror bird thought extinct, that'd be the discovery of the century
On par with the 20th century's Dead Sea Scrolls
145AnonymousSep 23, 2026 10:52
Re: #132
That's scarier than a bear
164AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:36
You lot need to step up your own weird public antics if you want to make the news too
166AnonymousSep 23, 2026 11:38
Re: #164
We're already trying our best, see
'Pudgy Man in White Cape, Sunglasses, and Afro Hair Stands Defiantly Exposing Himself in Nighttime Sapporo Neighborhood — Police Issue Warning' [Shoukou-san★]
https://asahi.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/newsplus/1790060141/
191AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:13
Guess that's because the Beast King (Juuou) pachislot remake is coming out (a slot machine themed on African savanna animals)
196AnonymousSep 23, 2026 12:20
Re: #191
Savannah Chance! (a bonus round in the Beast King slot machine)

Background and Talking Points

Ostriches are large birds said to run at speeds of around 70 km/h, and a kick from one can cause serious injury, so the standard advice when spotting one is not to approach and to move away quickly. At the time of this article, it hadn’t been determined whether this was an animal that escaped from a breeding facility or one kept privately. In the thread, some users posted footage apparently filmed of an ostrich in the prefecture in the past, suggesting it might be the same animal — though that remains speculation. While multiple sightings had been reported, no photos from the scene had circulated as of posting, which likely explains the joking comparisons to extinct birds like the moa and elephant bird, reflecting just how few details have been confirmed at this stage.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “[Shiga] ‘An Ostrich Is Wandering Around’ — Ostrich on the Loose in Moriyama? Multiple Sightings From Nearby Residents, Headed Toward JR Moriyama Station?.”

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