Monster Hunter’s New Official Title Is So Long, 5ch Says It Beats Every Insulting Nickname They’ve Ever Coined

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The Monster Hunter series has a long history of picking up insulting nicknames on 5ch’s gaming board for its various ports and spin-offs — “Busuzawa” (a jab at a past Vita port), “Buhicchi” (mocking the Switch port), and “Half-Rise” (implying Rise is a stripped-down cash-grab). This thread set out to debate whether anything could ever top those, but partway through someone brought up the new game’s actual, official product name: “Monster Hunter Wilds Premium Deluxe Edition.” Despite not being a made-up insult at all, its sheer length and pomposity had everyone laughing that it beat every nickname fans had ever invented. The thread also veered into predictions for Switch 2 sales and how Rise’s popularity stacks up against Wilds’.

What people said

1AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:49
Busuzawa, Monhan RICE… back in the day Buhicchi was running the table unrivaled
2AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:51
Monster Hunter Wilds already settled this. Thread over.
3AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:53
Monster Hunter Wilds Premium Deluxe Edition
5AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:54
Re: #3
Lmao it's not even a made-up insult, it's an actual official product
6AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:54
Re: #3
Nothing's ever topping this
"Half-Rise" looks like child's play next to it
17AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:00
Re: #3
Lol
A rare case where the official name itself deals damage to the fanboys ("障" is forum slang mocking rabid fans as basically disabled)
7AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:55
There's also "Monster Hunter Virus" (a pun on Wilds/ワイルズ sounding like ウイルス, "virus")
Did you install the DLC? Did you install the DLC? Did you install the DLC?
Did you install the DLC? Did you install the DLC? Did you install the DLC?
Did you install the DLC? Did you install the DLC? Did you install the DLC?
8AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:55
"PS pricing is a barrier (障壁)" — that word already buries Busuzawa, Half-Rise, and Buhicchi, since 障壁 has the fanboy-slur character "障" baked right in
9AnonymousSep 2, 2026 14:55
A full year of full-price beta testing
15AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:00
Back when Wilds was at its peak, Airou Sokuhou (a MH fan news blog) was really on fire and fun to read…🤔
Such a shame it shut down for some reason…🤔
21AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:03
Feels like lately a lot of people are choking themselves with "barrier" (障壁) and getting off on it, no?
73AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:25
Re: #21
As long as it gives them a quick dopamine hit, that's all that matters
25AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:07
Sony's "Skytree" — I mean Concord (Sony's infamous live-service flop) — outranks it in every category
26AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:08
Wilds isn't even an insult, yet it's being treated like one now
A game that changed the meaning of its own name
28AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:12
Weak nicknames that need deliberate twisting just to become insults don't stand a chance against "Wilds"
29AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:14
A title that changed the meaning of the word "wilds" itself
That's not even in the same league as a mere insult
31AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:16
People are already using "[X] Wilds" as a template

It's less an insult and more just a brutally strong negative word at this point
32AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:16
Rise has already hit every platform so it's got no more room to grow, but Wilds might blow up when it hits Switch 2😎
34AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:18
Re: #32
Honestly people don't even recognize the name — whether something like a G-Rank version even sells is doubtful to begin with
33AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:18
Even in the store rankings it was Rise > Wilds
37AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:20
Re: #34
Capcom's counting on the Switch 2 version selling, how could you say that😠
40AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:21
Re: #37
Can't help it, Capcom brought this on themselves
38AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:20
Re: #3
Yep, heads up ("ヒボチュー" — obscure forum slang, meaning unclear)
Brace yourselves
39AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:21
Pretty sure I saw someone somewhere calling Mario Kart World "Marika Wilds" (slapping "Wilds" onto Mario Kart's nickname as an insult) — is that just some troll who lights fires everywhere regardless of platform?
46AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:25
Re: #39
That's just a Nintendo hater — they only want to bash Nintendo, they don't even like other platforms
41AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:22
Monster Hunter Wilds
Premium Deluxe Edition

I was about to type this as a joke and then realized it already exists, lol
42AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:22
Wilds = Half-Rise ← now THAT had me dying laughing
44AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:25
Re: #42
The Switch 2 version of Wilds is just downgraded leftovers.
49AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:28
Re: #44
Yeah, and even the non-downgraded original version vanished from the conversation in no time lol
50AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:29
Re: #44
There's stuff you just shouldn't say
Calling Wilds "leftovers" is an insult to leftovers
43AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:24
There was also the 3DS version — the "okonomiyaki" one (nicknamed after the pancake where everything gets mixed together).
45AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:25
Wilds was already clearly giving off bad vibes back at the open beta test, but I was a loyal idiot and preordered it anyway
If it sold like crazy at launch, that just means there are that many more victims, so I'm predicting the Ascendance expansion numbers are going to be pretty rough
47AnonymousSep 2, 2026 15:27
Re: #3
A dirty rag stings more when it's put on display than when it's stomped on and scorned, huh
69AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:12
Re: #1
Including Buhicchi, I wonder why nicknames that tack on "障" never really catch on — maybe it's because the naming sense is so Showa-era (old-fashioned) that hardly anyone can get on board with it
70AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:14
Re: #69
They try so hard to be clever that it just turns into a mess and doesn't land
They should take a lesson from how "障壁" does it in just two characters
76AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:31
Re: #69
It IS Showa-era sensibility, but the problem is it's got even worse taste than an actual Showa-era old man
80AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:53
The negative campaigning against Rise stopped completely once Wilds came out, huh
83AnonymousSep 2, 2026 16:56
Re: #80
Nobody could've predicted they'd ship it without even a Gathering Hall (the series' classic multiplayer hub)

Background and Key Points of This Topic

The Monster Hunter series has been ported and re-released across handheld and home consoles many times over, and each time 5ch’s gaming board has coined a new insulting nickname — “Busuzawa” (the Vita port), “Buhicchi” (the Switch port), “Half-Rise” (a dismissive term treating Rise as a stripped-down version). The focus of this thread isn’t really those organically-coined insults, though — it’s the ironic twist that the manufacturer’s own official product name turns out to be funnier than any of them, which is exactly the kind of in-joke this “hardware/industry” (geha) board thrives on. That said, claims about which sells better, Rise or Wilds, or whether the Switch 2 version will take off, aren’t established facts — they’re just speculation and impressions from an anonymous message board, so take them with a grain of salt. Some posts in the original thread also contained remarks disparaging specific nationalities or individuals; those have been excluded from this article.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “geha”) thread “Monhan RICE ← Will an insult ever top this?

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