On 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, a character known by the emoticon (´･ω･`) — nicknamed “Hungry Tiger” — kicked off a thread. Despite boasting “I’ll devour everything!”, other posters pointed out he’s actually “the biggest light-eater in VIP” — and someone noticed that if you shorten the nickname, it becomes “Hentai” (pervert).
From there, the thread veered off freely into pork dishes, Heinz’s hashed-beef sauce, and horse-racing predictions.
(´･ω･`)That's me you're talking about.
(´･ω･`)You're always playing 'starving roulette,' aren't you.
>>2
(´･ω･`)I'll devour everything!
つ🐘と
(´･ω･`)I'll devour everything!
つ🐘と
( ･᷇ὢ･᷆ )Word is you're actually the biggest light-eater in VIP?
>>4
(´･ω･`)Lying isn't nice, you know.
(´･ω･`)Lying isn't nice, you know.
(´･ω･`)I grilled some pork and ate it.
>>6
(´･ω･`)Oh, nice! Ginger pork? Stir-fried pork and veggies? Tonteki (pork steak)?
(´･ω･`)Oh, nice! Ginger pork? Stir-fried pork and veggies? Tonteki (pork steak)?
( ･᷇ὢ･᷆ )You eat so little you're starting to look like Lupin (the lanky thief from Lupin III).
>>10
(´･ω･`)I'd say I'm more like Goemon (the swordsman from Lupin III).
(´･ω･`)I'd say I'm more like Goemon (the swordsman from Lupin III).
Shorten it and you get 'Han-tai.'
>>43
(´･ω･`)It's already a nickname, don't shorten it any further!
(´･ω･`)It's already a nickname, don't shorten it any further!
>>43
Wait, 'Hentai'? (pervert)
Wait, 'Hentai'? (pervert)
>>64
(´･ω･`)Simmer it in ready-made hashed-beef sauce.
(´･ω･`)Simmer it in ready-made hashed-beef sauce.
>>66
Heinz brand works fine.
Heinz brand works fine.
>>70
(´･ω･`)(Wait, I thought Heinz only made ketchup…)
(´･ω･`)(Wait, I thought Heinz only made ketchup…)
>>79
So good, so good!
So good, so good!
>>85
(´･ω･`)Whoa, it's true!
(´･ω･`)Whoa, it's true!
I wish you'd do the dinner roulette once in a while (´・ω・)
>>68
(´･ω･`)Right after a bath there just aren't many options.
(´･ω･`)Right after a bath there just aren't many options.
>>75
It's okay to eat gyudon (beef bowl) once in a while, you know.
It's okay to eat gyudon (beef bowl) once in a while, you know.
>>75
*sigh*~~~ (´・ω・)
*sigh*~~~ (´・ω・)
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა
つ🎫と
Λ_:;.:…
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀:;.:…
つ🎫:;.:…
Λ:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
૮₍:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
つ:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა
つ🎫と
Λ_:;.:…
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀:;.:…
つ🎫:;.:…
Λ:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
૮₍:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
つ:;….::;.:. :::;.. …..
>>80
(´･ω･`)And poof, he's gone.
(´･ω･`)And poof, he's gone.
(´･ω･`)Looks like Takasugi only has one mount this week.
>>95
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა I don't think he's bad, but the moment he went freelance his rides dropped off a cliff…
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა I don't think he's bad, but the moment he went freelance his rides dropped off a cliff…
>>95
Guess he's stuck with some rookie trainer's stable.
Guess he's stuck with some rookie trainer's stable.
>>111
_φ(´・∀・｀)Noted: more mushrooms and onions.
_φ(´・∀・｀)Noted: more mushrooms and onions.
>>125
(´･ω･`)I'm gonna buy Heinz's simmered hamburger-steak sauce.
(´･ω･`)I'm gonna buy Heinz's simmered hamburger-steak sauce.
>>128
(´・∀・｀)Is this the one?
(´・∀・｀)Is this the one?
>>154
That one's so good!!!
That one's so good!!!
>>154
(´･ω･`)That's the one! (never actually used it though)
(´･ω･`)That's the one! (never actually used it though)
>>126
(´･ω･`)Saying a line straight out of Brocken Jr. (Kinnikuman).
(´･ω･`)Saying a line straight out of Brocken Jr. (Kinnikuman).
>>131
Take this! My all-or-nothing Bremen Sunset!
Take this! My all-or-nothing Bremen Sunset!
>>136
(´･ω･`)Was that even a real move?
(´･ω･`)Was that even a real move?
>>142
Their faces are so close I'm a little worried they might kiss
Their faces are so close I'm a little worried they might kiss
>>148
(´･ω･`)He uses it on Prisman too! (Kinnikuman)
(´･ω･`)He uses it on Prisman too! (Kinnikuman)
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა For the JRA race, I'm going all-in on the Keeneland Cup alone!
つ🎫と Pa-pa-pa Panja! Tower!
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა For the JRA race, I'm going all-in on the Keeneland Cup alone!
つ🎫と Pa-pa-pa Panja! Tower!
>>134
(´･ω･`)I was gonna go with Road Fore Ace, but he drew the far outside gate… also curious about that Indian jockey, Naredu.
(´･ω･`)I was gonna go with Road Fore Ace, but he drew the far outside gate… also curious about that Indian jockey, Naredu.
>>134
Let's bet on the All-Star Jockeys race too — it could turn into total chaos, who knows.
Let's bet on the All-Star Jockeys race too — it could turn into total chaos, who knows.
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა I've never seen Indian horse racing, but he'll probably be thrown off by Japanese racing at first…
>>139
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა I picked up more work hours, but it won't show up until my next paycheck…
Gotta be patient for a while 😣
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა I've never seen Indian horse racing, but he'll probably be thrown off by Japanese racing at first…
>>139
Λ_Λ
૮₍ ･᷇ ∀ ･᷆ ₎ა I picked up more work hours, but it won't show up until my next paycheck…
Gotta be patient for a while 😣
>>153
(´･ω･`)I'm hoping for something like Haguworl from Taiyou no Makibao (a horse-racing manga).
(´･ω･`)I'm hoping for something like Haguworl from Taiyou no Makibao (a horse-racing manga).
>>153
When you're broke, that's basically gambling, right?
When you're broke, that's basically gambling, right?
>>156,157
(´・∀・｀)Got it!
Shimeji mushrooms were cheap, so I gave up on regular mushrooms.
(´・∀・｀)Got it!
Shimeji mushrooms were cheap, so I gave up on regular mushrooms.
>>164
(´･ω･`)o Hamburger steak! Hamburger steak!
o彡
(´･ω･`)o Hamburger steak! Hamburger steak!
o彡
>>164
That shimeji, always selling itself short.
That shimeji, always selling itself short.
*This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “(´･ω･`) They Call Me ‘Hungry Tiger’.”
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