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  • Bunkyo Ward’s Collection-Notice Design Baffles Residents — 5ch: ‘Just Saying DON’T Open It Would Work Better’

    The envelope for a national health insurance premium collection notice sent out by Tokyo’s Bunkyo Ward was printed with eye-catching phrases like ‘OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT,’ ‘Open it! Open it already~!’ and ‘YOU MUST OPEN IT!’ The story broke after a self-employed man in his 40s who received one told the Tokyo Shimbun it was ‘unpleasant and anxiety-inducing,’ asking the paper to look into why the envelope turned out this way. Reactions on 5ch were split between those sympathetic to the ward’s attempt to boost open rates and those questioning or bristling at spending tax money on such a gimmick.

    ‘Open it! Open it already~!’ — Bizarrely designed collection notice… How Bunkyo Ward responds to the anxious resident who received it: Tokyo Shimbun Digital

    October 14, 2026, 5:00 AM — Paid subscribers only

    ‘OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT.’ ‘Open it! Open it already~!’ ‘YOU MUST OPEN IT!’ ‘This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.’ — The envelope containing a national health insurance premium collection notice sent out by Tokyo’s Bunkyo Ward is lined with attention-grabbing phrases, one after another. A self-employed man in his 40s who received it reached out to the Tokyo Shimbun, saying, ‘It’s unpleasant, and it stokes anxiety. I want someone to look into why the envelope turned out this way.’ What intention did Bunkyo Ward have behind the design? (By Sadatoshi Ogura, photos also by the author)

    Source: tokyo-np.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:31
    Just print 'OPEN IT ALREADY, DAMMIT!'

    on it
    109AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:47
    Re: #3
    Where you from, talking like that?

    Osaka!! (joking that the aggressive phrasing sounds like Osaka dialect)
    20AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:35
    I don't really want to click the link, so I wish Re: #1 had just posted an image instead
    41AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:38
    Re: #20
    Just Google image search 'Open it! Open it already~!' and you're set
    26AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:36
    If you've got time to roar and rage about something like this, just pay already
    170AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:59
    Re: #26
    If they've got the time and budget to dream this up and print it, they could lower premiums more, you'd think
    30AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:37
    Not just this — this whole country's sense of 'unique' is just off
    39AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:38
    Re: #30
    That's the point
    It's meant to make people go 'oh, I get it' without having to be told outright
    32AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:37
    So they're assuming people behind on national health insurance are basically net-forum NEETs?? For real?! (((;゚Д゚))) *shaking*
    51AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:39
    Re: #32
    Well yeah, obviously
    If you're a regular employee it's deducted from your paycheck automatically anyway
    38AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:38
    This really shows just how much the government looks down on residents
    61AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:41
    Re: #38
    Ignore it and it eventually escalates to having your assets seized

    Not opening it only makes things worse
    Making the effort to get people to open it is actually a kindness
    53AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:40
    Probably some dumb Gen Z staffer's idea,
    but the real problem is there's a manager above them who signed off on it
    60AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:41
    Re: #53
    More like 'Yutori generation' (the relaxed-education cohort) than Gen Z
    Means someone from the Niconico Douga heyday has landed a decent position now
    65AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:42
    Re: #53
    If they grew up on 2ch through Nico Nama, they probably graduated around 2005
    So the boss who approved it is maybe about 44 (^▽^)/
    63AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:41
    Isn't it so off-putting that people would just toss it without opening it?
    76AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:43
    Re: #63
    If people still won't open it after all this,
    there's nothing left to try

    it'll escalate to seizure
    70AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:42
    They're messing around way too much with tax money
    77AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:43
    Re: #70
    Whoever designed this is definitely a forum lurker lol
    99AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:46
    Re: #70
    Hitting us with 2ch vibes from 20 years ago (´・ω・`)
    176AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:00
    If you're delinquent, getting some strong wording seems fair enough, but Re: #70… that's a bit much
    102AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:47
    Even Tokyo's standards have slipped, huh
    This is just a lazy shortcut to avoid staff having to collect payments in person
    107AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:47
    Re: #102
    It's not 'Tokyo' — it's specifically Bunkyo Ward
    180AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:01
    Re: #102
    Can't help it, it's all 'work-style reform' now 🙂
    117AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:49
    I'm a Bunkyo Ward resident — when I fell behind on my resident tax, I got a wild one too. Multicolor printing, I honestly thought it was a Christmas card
    134AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:51
    Re: #117
    Googled it and found something


    175AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:00
    Re: #170
    Either way they have to print and mail a notice regardless, so just pay up instead of making them waste more money
    182AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:01
    Re: #175
    Well, if they didn't need to send a notice at all, they wouldn't need to print anything, right?
    192AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:02
    'DON'T open it, DON'T open it!' would probably work even better
    195AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:03
    Re: #192
    Exactly that
    199AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:03
    Re: #192
    That just gives the deliberate non-openers an excuse not to open it
    226AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:08
    If anything, it's so creepy it's hard to open
    Also, does this even work on people who ignore collection notices anyway?
    230AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:09
    Re: #226
    It's to kill the excuse of 'I didn't notice it'
    245AnonymousOct 14, 2026 09:12
    Re: #226
    The kind of people who'd actually pay just from seeing a plain paper notice are relatively conscientious already
    so I think it's questionable to go out of your way to annoy exactly those people

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    Collection notices are a routine administrative step sent to people who’ve fallen behind on taxes or insurance premiums, and the wording is normally dry and bureaucratic. What made this one newsworthy was the use of forceful language apparently meant to boost the chances recipients would actually open the envelope. The thread’s main fault line ran between a defense — that encouraging people to open the notice is meant to help them avoid the worst-case outcome of having assets seized — and criticism that the ward should lower premiums instead of spending budget and effort on a stunt like this. A poster claiming to be a Bunkyo Ward resident also shared that their own resident-tax collection notice came in a similarly flashy, multicolor design, suggesting this kind of attention-grabbing notice design may not be limited to this one case. That said, since the original article is paywalled for paid subscribers, details on whether other municipalities use similar tactics, or the ward’s official rationale, couldn’t be confirmed from the text, so no firm conclusion is drawn here.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Breaking News+) thread ‘[KITA━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!] ‘Open it! Open it already~!’ — Bizarrely designed collection notice… How Bunkyo Ward responds to the anxious resident who received it.’

  • Keio University’s Hironari Hiroike to Challenge MLB Without Going Through NPB — 5ch: “Let’s See Results First, Then We’ll Talk”

    Keio University pitcher Hironari Hiroike (22) has decided to pursue a challenge in MLB without going through NPB if he isn’t drafted at the October 22 NPB Draft Meeting, Nikkan Sports reported. He throws a fastball topping out at 156 km/h (97 mph), and several US teams, including the Rangers and Yankees, are reportedly interested. His father is Koji Hiroike (53), general manager of the Seibu Lions, and if this comes to pass, he would follow fellow Keio alum Kotaro Tsunematsu (22), who signed with the Cubs last year, becoming the second straight year a Keio player has joined an MLB organization. On 5ch, discussion spread to cover the difficulty of challenging the majors without NPB experience, the attention drawn by his father’s position as a team executive, and the current struggles of Tsunematsu, who went to the US before him.

    Nikkan Sports

    [October 14, 2026, 4:55 AM]

    It was learned on the 13th that Keio University pitcher Hironari Hiroike (senior = Keio), son of Seibu Lions general manager Koji Hiroike (53) and owner of a fastball that tops out at 156 km/h, has decided to pursue a challenge in MLB without going through NPB. If he is not drafted at the October 22 Draft Meeting, he will accelerate the move to the majors he has been harboring. Negotiations would come after the full official schedule concludes, but if realized, he would follow outfielder Kotaro Tsunematsu (22), who signed with the Cubs last year, as the second consecutive year a Keio player has joined an MLB organization. According to sources in the baseball world, several US teams have already shown interest, making his future moves one to watch closely.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 14, 2026 05:59
    Go to a good university and get a good dog
    That way you'll be set for life thanks to the seniority system

      (∪^ω^) Woof woof!
    = 〔~∪ ̄ ̄〕
    =  ◎――◎
    4AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:10
    Clawing your way up from the minors is brutal in MLB. In Japan there's still a shot ("wanchan" — punning on "one chance" and the dog joke above) of going straight into the starting lineup on the top team.
    6AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:17
    Re: #4
    That TDN guy made it to the majors in about two years though.
    8AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:20
    Re: #4
    The only Japanese pitchers without NPB experience who've ever made it to the majors are probably Mac Suzuki, Tadano, and Tazawa.
    And they were all first-round-pick caliber.
    60AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:10
    Re: #4
    What about Roki Sasaki?
    5AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:13
    Well, let's see some results first.
    We'll talk after that.
    7AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:19
    Seibu drafts him in the developmental slot
    → "I was moved by GM Hiroike's persuasion, I'll sign with Seibu"
    What are the odds of this actually happening?
    28AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:02
    Re: #7
    In that case, Seibu would need to draft him in that year's draft.
    9AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:20
    Re: #4
    Because NPB doesn't really "develop" players —
    pitch-count management and position assignments are all one-sided.
    10AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:21
    If it doesn't work out, Daddy's probably got a job lined up for him too, right?

    Must be nice being a Keio kid.
    12AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:32
    Come to think of it, what's Tsunematsu up to these days?
    16AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:37
    Re: #12
    Apparently he got married. Well, if you can afford to get married while still in the minors, he's probably got other options even if baseball doesn't pan out.
    48AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:37
    Re: #12
    He broke his wrist this season and has
    only played in 6 games.
    13AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:33
    Well, he's not top-tier talent so I think it's a "sure, go ahead" situation. That Tsunematsu guy only went to America because he went undrafted too.
    14AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:34
    He seems like he'd do decently in NPB, so why bother?
    He could just live comfortably with Seibu.
    15AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:36
    Did Hiroike really rise all the way to GM despite not having much of a pro playing record?
    27AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:01
    Re: #15
    He's the key figure behind this year's Seibu resurgence on the front-office side.
    Seems like a pretty capable guy.
    37AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:15
    Re: #15
    Having a good playing record doesn't automatically mean you're good at the job either. He was probably just a competent professional in his own right.
    17AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:37
    So that Hiroike's son grew into such a fine pitcher.
    The father himself hurt his shoulder and played as a fielder through high school, college, and corporate-league ball, yet still entered the pros as a pitcher.
    If he hadn't hurt his shoulder, he might have become an incredible pitcher.
    18AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:37
    Even if it doesn't work out, top companies will hire him just for having taken the challenge, right?
    20AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:43
    I'd rather have Iiyama Junior than Hiroike Junior.
    33AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:06
    Re: #20
    Who the heck is Iiyama?
    21AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:44
    The father's career history is way too interesting.
    44AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:28
    Re: #21
    Hiroike gives off a strong Hiroshima image, but
    far from having no connection to Seibu,
    he was actually a member of the Seibu Lions Fan Club
    as a kid,
    so he's basically one of the longest-standing Seibu Lions fans there is.
    22AnonymousOct 14, 2026 06:44
    His dad is a guy who carved out his own path to the pros too.
    41AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:25
    By the way, Rintaro, 22, who signed with the Marlins this year, will be in the rookie league next year,
    and Morii, who signed last year, is currently in a lower-level A-ball league.

    If they don't produce results within a few years, they'll be cut.
    It's not like they'll wait eight years for you the way they did for Neo.
    —
    https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/日本人のマイナーリーグ選手一覧

    ① MLB — Ohtani, Yamamoto, Seiya, and others
    ② AAA — Chicago's Nishida (2023)
    ③ AA — Athletics' Tomioka (2020)
    ④ High-A — Seattle's Oyama Seiichiro (2025)
    ⑤ Low-A — Athletics' Morii (2025), San Diego's Moriki (2026, formerly Hanshin)
    ⑥ Rookie — Cubs' Tsunematsu (2025), Miami's Sasaki Rintaro (2026)
    46AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:31
    Re: #41
    Is Nishida actually pretty amazing?
    49AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:37
    Re: #46
    > Re: #41
    > Is Nishida actually pretty amazing?

    Nishida is definitely one of the success stories.
    He went from Tohoku High School to a US college, then
    got picked in the 11th round (329th overall) of the 2023 MLB Draft.
    From there, he made it to the majors in just three years.

    He's small (168cm/5'6"), but he probably got noticed for being able to play a
    heads-up, detail-oriented brand of baseball.
    42AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:25
    Let's be honest, Big-Six-league Keio is a pain to deal with.
    They don't impose an obvious round cutoff,
    but there's an atmosphere where the baseball team's pride makes them resist low-round or developmental picks.

    Even though Kiyohara's son himself says he doesn't care about that,
    the coach and the OBs (alumni) around him make a fuss about it — of course he doesn't get drafted.
    45AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:30
    Re: #42
    That's probably why Tanida Seigo went undrafted too.
    56AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:03
    Guys who take on challenges like this are fools.
    Giving up from the start and doing nothing, like us, is the real win.
    57AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:08
    Re: #56
    There's no winning or losing.
    In Dragon Quest terms, you're still level 1.
    71AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:23
    Re: #60
    Still, that guy built his record as a pro first, so it's totally different.
    82AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:34
    Re: #71
    As a reply to that post it works fine and isn't wrong.
    72AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:23
    There are tons of pitchers out there who can only throw hard.
    85AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:38
    Re: #72
    Why is the Dodgers' Enriquez — a flamethrower on the level of Mizurowski (was that the name?) — stuck as like the 5th reliever in the bullpen?
    If he's got heat like that, he should just learn three more pitches and start instead.
    He's throwing 164 km/h (102 mph) without even trying hard.
    84AnonymousOct 14, 2026 08:37
    Well, if you're a Keio grad, making some memories in the US before slipping into a top-tier company might honestly be smarter than floundering around in NPB.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Among Japanese pitchers who went straight to the majors without going through NPB, only a handful — Mac Suzuki, Kazuhito Tadano, and Junichi Tazawa — actually managed to stick in MLB. Roki Sasaki, whose name came up in the thread, is a different case: he was posted after building a track record in NPB first, so the premise doesn’t match Hiroike’s situation. Meanwhile, Hiroike’s father, Koji Hiroike, is drawing attention less for his own playing record than for his reputation as the front-office figure credited with Seibu’s roster-building behind this season’s resurgence — turning jabs like “he got promoted despite a thin playing record” into, in effect, a fair acknowledgment of his front-office skill. The comparison repeatedly cited was Kotaro Tsunematsu (22), who signed a minor-league deal with the Cubs last year but has struggled this season — hitting .150 in just 6 games after a wrist fracture — serving as a recurring example of how hard it is to aim directly for the majors. The thread’s discussion settled into two overlapping threads: “how difficult it is to challenge MLB without going through NPB” and “this is a path only available because of his Keio background and family circumstances,” mixing genuine evaluation of his ability with pointed commentary on his social background.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “Keio’s Hironari Hiroike leaning toward an MLB challenge, drawing interest from multiple teams including the Rangers and Yankees — following Keio alum Kotaro Tsunematsu (22), who signed with the Cubs last year.”

  • New Structure Found at Sannai-Maruyama Ruins, Possibly a Grave — 5ch: ‘Not the God Hand Again’

    At a progress briefing on excavation work at the Sannai-Maruyama site in Aomori Prefecture, researchers reported finding a new structure that may be a grave. Sannai-Maruyama is one of Japan’s largest archaeological sites, documenting roughly 10,000 years of settled Jomon-period life, and is known for a sophisticated sedentary culture sustained by chestnut cultivation and fishing. On 5ch, rather than excitement about the find itself, commenters mostly brought up the “God Hand” scandal — the infamous Paleolithic artifact fabrication case uncovered years ago — and the thread spun off into debate over the origins of the Jomon people, the climate of the time, and the beginnings of agriculture.

    Sannai-Maruyama Site Excavation: New Structure Discovered

    A briefing was held on the fiscal year 2026 excavation survey at the Sannai-Maruyama site, reporting the discovery of a new structure that may be a grave.

    (Omitted — see the source for the rest.)

    Source: aba-net.com / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 12, 2026 22:42
    God Hand
    4AnonymousOct 12, 2026 22:45
    Wonder if there'll be grave goods — jade jewelry, carbonized acorn cookies… so hyped!
    5AnonymousOct 13, 2026 00:24
    This whole area's riddled with ruins, they just haven't finished digging it all up
    6AnonymousOct 13, 2026 02:41
    Why Aomori, though? So many questions
    7AnonymousOct 13, 2026 03:57
    Re: #6
    Honestly I don't get why that's even a question. They settled there for over 10,000 years thanks to rich fishing grounds and abundant forests (chestnut cultivation). These are the people who made the goggle-eyed clay figurines (shakoki-dogu) and the praying clay figures (gassho-dogu).
    12AnonymousOct 13, 2026 06:49
    Re: #6
    Farming probably would've been tough there, so fishing makes sense
    8AnonymousOct 13, 2026 04:41
    According to Motohiko Izawa, it was a lifestyle with 'zero progress for 1,500 years'
    14AnonymousOct 13, 2026 06:54
    Re: #8
    Compared to today, you could say almost nowhere in the world made much progress before the Industrial Revolution
    16AnonymousOct 13, 2026 07:16
    Re: #8
    That just means it was a peaceful era where people had little to complain about.
    27AnonymousOct 13, 2026 13:18
    Re: #8
    In a way it was a good era — easy to live in. Once farming starts and storage becomes possible, gaps in living standards appear, and that's when conflict begins.
    9AnonymousOct 13, 2026 05:04
    What did people use to win hearts and minds back then?
    – Rituals/charms (majinai)
    – Military force
    – What else?
    28AnonymousOct 13, 2026 13:42
    Re: #9
    The Jomon period didn't rely much on military force. It's not that there were no conflicts with neighboring settlements — there are human bones showing signs of violent death — but what mattered most in this era was advanced life skills. It's like modern camping: the key was living comfortably, healthily, and without hunger. Pottery for cooking, stone arrowheads for hunting, and the skills to make clothing and housing all mattered just as much.
    10AnonymousOct 13, 2026 06:26
    Not the God Hand again
    13AnonymousOct 13, 2026 06:50
    Probably salmon and deer
    15AnonymousOct 13, 2026 07:03
    This is an Ainu site.
    17AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:19
    Apparently back then, Aomori — or really all of Tohoku — was warm enough to grow chestnuts, warmer than it is now
    18AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:50
    Whenever a dig like this turns up an Eastern Japan site, the God Hand scandal just can't help but cross your mind
    20AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:34
    'God Hand' — the idiot who couldn't even tell stone tools from pottery
    22AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:00
    Re: #20
    Surprising how many people can't even explain the difference between the Paleolithic and Neolithic, either
    21AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:45
    Why a snow country though?

    During the Jomon period, warmer regions would've been better, no?
    23AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:30
    I mean, pulling a 'God Hand' with pottery wouldn't be that big a deal anyway, right?
    25AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:44
    There was a time I believed that about the stone-tool scandal too, you know. (riffing on the classic 5ch 'been there, believed that' meme)
    26AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:12
    This isn't some 'oh look, pottery, must be a ruin!' level of discovery
    29AnonymousOct 13, 2026 14:01
    Re: #8
    Under a materialist view of history, that's the only conclusion you can reach. But just like evolutionary theory insists evolution proceeds gradually even when it's not visible, Jomon-period culture and civilization actually changed a lot depending on the era.
    30AnonymousOct 13, 2026 14:06
    Re: #27
    Farming had already begun during the Jomon period — it's only paddy rice cultivation that was delayed until the late Jomon. Murder was common too.
    32AnonymousOct 13, 2026 19:28
    Re: #30
    Once paddy rice cultivation starts, that's already the Yayoi period by definition. There's no need to make the silly claim that paddy rice farming began in the late Jomon — if an older example turns up, it just pushes the start of the Yayoi period back further.
    35AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:11
    Re: #32
    The Jomon period is neither Paleolithic nor Neolithic — there's now a concept called the Mesolithic, and Jomon fits that category. The Yayoi period, meanwhile, lumps together the Neolithic, Bronze Age, and Iron Age because they can't be cleanly separated.

    Also, before WWII, rice farming wasn't thought to exist yet in the Yayoi period, so in a sense both the Jomon and Yayoi periods used to be considered 'Mesolithic.'

    I think the whole periodization system needs rethinking:
    Jomon period → Mesolithic
    Early Yayoi → Neolithic
    Middle Yayoi → Bronze Age
    Late Yayoi / early Kofun → Iron Age

    As for the Kofun period too, instead of using keyhole-shaped tumuli (zenpokoenfun) as the benchmark, it should be defined by the presence of an individual ruler's mausoleum that isn't a communal burial ground.
    37AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:48
    Re: #32
    Around year 1 to 50 CE. Rice farming was introduced around the time the Kingdom of Israel had close ties with Qin Shi Huang, the First Emperor of Qin.
    33AnonymousOct 13, 2026 19:50
    That 'God Hand' guy got textbooks rewritten twice, after all
    34AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:11
    Re: #1
    The iconic post-supported building can probably be imagined as serving both as a lookout and for ritual use — basically a large dwelling for the tribe's leader figure.

    Compared to that, though, the dwellings of the ordinary class who presumably supported the tribe seem awfully few.

    I'm also curious about the climate conditions and food production levels of the time.
    36AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:28
    Probably the remains of dwellings belonging to the Kasai clan, who migrated to Hokkaido in 1100, and the Ainu people
    38AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:49
    Re: #35
    Japan never really used bronze for practical tools, so there wasn't really a Bronze Age
    41AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:58
    Re: #38
    Yeah, because it arrived almost at the same time as iron
    39AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:57
    This, though, is the Jomon period
    40AnonymousOct 14, 2026 07:57
    Re: #35
    Yeah, stone tools vs. iron tools is probably fine for the broad periodization. For anything more detailed, you could factor in regional differences through cultural complexes.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Sannai-Maruyama was a large settlement that lasted roughly 1,700 years from the early to middle Jomon period, known for managed chestnut cultivation and a wide-ranging trade network. The “God Hand” reference that kept coming up in the thread points to a 1990s fabrication scandal in which a researcher was found to have planted Paleolithic-era artifacts himself before “discovering” them — it has since become a stock joke trotted out whenever a new archaeological find is reported. As for why a large settlement was built in a cold region like Aomori, commenters pointed to the theory that the climate back then was warmer than today, supporting a settled lifestyle sustained by rich fishing grounds and forest resources. Opinions also diverged over when farming began and how to draw the line between the Jomon and Yayoi periods, with one camp holding that the Yayoi period begins with the start of paddy rice cultivation, and another arguing that farming already existed in the late Jomon period. It’s worth noting that the article itself doesn’t go into detail on the actual scale or dating of the structure presented at the briefing.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Science News+) thread “[Archaeology] Sannai-Maruyama Site Excavation: New Structure Discovered.”

  • ChatGPT Said “Light Gear Is Fine” for Yarigatake — Climbers Who Believed It Got Stranded, and 5ch Erupts Over Gear Debate

    Japan’s Nikkei newspaper reported that in May this year, a Singaporean man and a Thai woman got stranded on Mt. Yarigatake, on the border of Nagano and Gifu prefectures, after believing ChatGPT’s claim that the mountain could be climbed with “light gear.” They were later rescued. Yarigatake stands at 3,180m, Japan’s fifth-highest peak, and is known for holding onto its snowpack into May. On 5ch, posters who had actually climbed Yarigatake said “you don’t really need anything that special,” while others fired back that “at that altitude in May it’s basically midwinter — light gear is out of the question.” The thread also lit up with stories of ChatGPT and Gemini confidently spouting wrong information, a.k.a. “hallucinations.”

    A case has emerged of hikers getting stranded in the mountains after taking an AI’s answer at face value. AI trained on social media posts that prioritize looking good tends to downplay safety. Caution is needed not to over-rely on AI when you’re dealing with nature.

    In May, a Singaporean man and a Thai woman got stranded and were rescued on Mt. Yarigatake, in the southern Northern Alps on the border of Nagano and Gifu prefectures.

    Yarigatake is Japan’s fifth-highest mountain, and snow lingers there into around July each year.

    Source: nikkei.com / Original article here

    7AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:49
    Yarigatake, huh? I climbed it once and got by with pretty light gear.
    106AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:37
    Re: #7
    It's really more about stamina.
    Same level as Mt. Fuji.
    160AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:25
    Re: #7
    If people take hero stories like that at face value, it just racks up unnecessary rescue costs.
    19AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:54
    It's been a while so I don't remember clearly, but… was Yarigatake really the kind of place where you'd get lost and stranded? I don't recall it being like that.
    67AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:13
    Re: #19
    At that altitude, May can basically be midwinter if you're unlucky.
    Light gear is out of the question.
    86AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:26
    Re: #19
    It wasn't about getting lost — it was probably a stamina/physical issue.
    91AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:28
    Re: #19
    I think you might be mixing up "stranded in distress" with just "got lost."
    21AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:56
    There was even a case of a foreign tourist freezing to death on Mt. Fuji in summer, wearing short sleeves and shorts.
    196AnonymousOct 14, 2026 03:11
    Re: #21
    Seriously? I was in short sleeves and jeans, so I guess I got lucky.
    I spent a night outdoors around 3,700m — fine until about 9pm, but it's true that your body temp drops from past midnight until dawn, so it really was freezing.
    23AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:56
    Hallucinations are still a weak spot.
    You really need to drill it into these things to just say "I don't know" when it doesn't know.
    38AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:00
    Re: #23
    That's impossible — AI has no concept of "understanding."
    It's just picking the highest-probability option; it's not really "learning" anything.
    61AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:10
    Re: #23
    I trained my "Chappy" (nickname for ChatGPT) pretty hard, so lately it doesn't lie anymore.
    It just honestly says "I don't know" now lol
    24AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:57
    Re: #1
    What kind of question would you even have to ask to get an answer like "Yarigatake is climbable with light gear"?
    When I asked "what gear do you need to climb Yarigatake," it said it's for advanced climbers and dangerous, and listed serious gear like helmets and ice axes.
    33AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:59
    Re: #24
    Helmet, fine, but an ice axe? lol
    Are they planning a midwinter ascent or something? lolol
    51AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:04
    Gemini just agrees with you and showers you with compliments to keep the conversation going.
    Kind of like a cult leader.
    81AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:21
    Re: #51
    You're absolutely right! I'm in awe of your sharp, insightful observation!
    By the way, about that "like a cult leader" comment —
    are you thinking of something like Christianity, or would you like to hear about self-help movements instead? lol
    63AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:12
    Just ask ChatGPT to send a rescue team lol
    69AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:13
    Re: #63
    No signal — just the loading icon spinning round and round.
    71AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:15
    AI seems to have this "rational fool" side to it. Want to get rich? Want it fast?
    It'll instantly tell you to become CEO, use people, take from the rich, and so on lol
    There's no sense of right or wrong, no process to it — like it's missing the kind of safety-for-life judgment you'd reach through careful thought lolol
    96AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:29
    Chappy (ChatGPT) loves to act like it knows everything.
    And when you point out a mistake, it just says "I see" without apologizing or reflecting at all — it's annoying.
    107AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:38
    Re: #96
    Still better than Gemini, though — keep pointing out its small mistakes and it eventually spirals into "everything was wrong, even the stuff that was actually right" mode.
    111AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:40
    Re: #96
    Gemini's know-it-all act is awful too, honestly.
    It makes stuff up out of thin air,
    it ignores the data you specified and just spits out results anyway,
    and the moment you call it out, it's "sorry, sorry" and nothing more — same pattern every time.
    117AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:44
    If you start the prompt with something like "I'm healthy, young, and confident in my stamina~"
    it'd probably greenlight even Mt. Fuji.
    120AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:48
    Re: #117
    Tried it, but my Chappy's answer wasn't great.

    "For Yarigatake right now, you need winter mountain gear. Cold-weather clothing, hiking boots, and don't forget crampons.
    This isn't a mountain you can tackle on youth and stamina alone. You need climbing experience too.
    A hat is especially important. If it blows off, yell 'you baldy!'" (a nod to the viral "kono hage!" meme)
    121AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:48
    Didn't they look at the other climbers around them on the way up?
    132AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:58
    Re: #121
    And what good would that do? "Is that gear really gonna cut it?" "Yeah, we're pushing through anyway."
    143AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:05
    Chappy is basically the maxed-out version of you guys who just googled your way to knowledge.
    That's why it's strong on internet/tech stuff but clueless outdoors.
    Though honestly, you lot would probably just answer "mountain climbing is pointless" anyway.
    149AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:08
    Re: #143
    C: "All you can show off is mountaineering knowledge, yet you're talking down from pretty high up.
    Get it? Mountaineering. High up." (a pun on climbing and "talking down from a high horse")
    145AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:06
    According to Gemini it's apparently extremely dangerous, but—
    154AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:15
    Same as search engines — it all comes down to the user.
    If you're bad at using it, you'll be bad no matter which AI you pick.
    157AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:20
    To begin with, what an average person means by "light gear" and what "light gear" means in climbing are two totally different things.
    161AnonymousOct 14, 2026 02:26
    Re: #157
    For an average person, "light gear" means a T-shirt, shorts, sandals, and a crossbody bag, right?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Yarigatake stands at 3,180m, Japan’s fifth-highest mountain, and is considered a peak that holds snow into around May, requiring genuine winter-mountaineering routes. According to Nikkei’s report, those stranded were a Singaporean man and a Thai woman, and the incident is said to stem from them deciding on their gear based on a generative AI’s answer. That said, the thread never surfaces the primary source — exactly what was asked of the AI or the precise wording of its reply — and as seen in >>24, some posters even doubt the “light gear is fine” answer ever existed as described, which readers could easily misread. The debate split between those blaming AI’s hallucination problem and those blaming users for not double-checking before taking it at face value; the latter camp broadened into a side-by-side comparison of whether ChatGPT or Gemini is more prone to “acting like it knows everything.” The point that AI learns from social-media posts optimized for looking good, and so tends to downplay safety, is itself a broader caution about generative AI in general: its output simply reflects whatever biases exist in its source data.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “ChatGPT said “climbing with light gear is possible” — hiker took it at face value and headed up Yarigatake → foreign nationals stranded.”

  • Police Dog “Fluffy” Takes First-Level Exam After 11 Months of Training — Can She Clear the First Hurdle? (Tokyo Metropolitan Police)

    According to Jiji Press, a German Shepherd named “Fluffy” (nicknamed Moni), who belongs to the Metropolitan Police Department’s Forensic Science Division, passed the first-level police dog exam together with her handler, Senior Officer Ayami Tateishi. She passed just 11 months after entering training, and is now set to aim for even higher-level certification. On 5ch, after seeing the photo accompanying the article, commenters repeatedly pointed out that she “doesn’t look as fluffy as her name suggests,” which spiraled into jokes about the posters’ own hair (or lack thereof). Meanwhile, some posts offered a bit of trivia about how a dog’s pedigree name and everyday nickname are often different.

    Police Dog Takes First-Level Exam: “Fluffy,” 11 Months In — Can She Clear the First Hurdle? Tokyo Metropolitan Police: Jiji.com

    Jiji Press, Social Affairs Desk — filed October 5, 2026, 11:38 AM

    German Shepherd “Fluffy (Moni),” who passed the first-level police dog exam, with her handler Senior Officer Ayami Tateishi of the Metropolitan Police Department Forensic Science Division’s Police Dog Unit — May 22, Higashiyamato, Tokyo

    Source: jiji.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:28
    彡 ⌒ ミ
    (´・ω・`)woof woof~
    46AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:41
    You guys: *twitch* (sound of a nerve getting hit)
    120AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:40
    Re: #2
    She's totally thinning out, isn't she
    152AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:28
    Re: #2
    Not bad at all…
    14AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:30
    I figured she'd be fluffy so I looked up photos, but she's just a regular-looking Shepherd.
    If anything, her coat looked thinner than average.
    202AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:30
    Re: #14
    Yeah, for a season when humans are already in long sleeves, that coat's pretty thin.
    Also, is she still a puppy? Her ears haven't fully stood up yet.
    Cute though.
    16AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:31
    But you guys are bald too, huh
    22AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:33
    Re: #16
    Most guys start thinning out past 40.
    I gave up and got myself a toupee.
    128AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:54
    Re: #22
    If you've given up, at least own it with confidence.
    153AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:28
    Re: #22
    My doctor's been bald for ages now, but he's got a shine like he polishes it to a mirror finish.
    20AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:33
    150AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:25
    Re: #20
    Dogs 🐶 are fine. But a thread full of nothing but middle-aged guys is harassment against women and young people! 😠
    29AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:36
    There are plenty of fine police dogs that are bald too.
    Take a cue from Dobermans — you bald guys should just slap on a collar and wander around naked.
    156AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:32
    Re: #29
    Please keep him on a leash outdoors, especially in parks 😇
    30AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:36
    This is new to me… fools who've made such a mockery of me… (a famous Frieza line from Dragon Ball)
    42AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:40
    Re: #30
    (;°Д°) "New to you"? If you've been on 5ch, this happens all the time…
    52AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:42
    Re: #42
    That's the overused Lord Frieza quote.
    He's basically hairless to begin with, and his final form in particular is totally smooth —
    that's why bringing out that line here is the joke.

    (Responding seriously to a joke isn't cool)
    33AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:38
    Re: #1's source photos of Fluffy
    htps://www.jiji.com/news2/kiji_photos/202610/20261004at18S_o.jpg
    ttps://www.jiji.com/news2/kiji_photos/202610/20261004at20S_o.jpg
    169AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:07
    Re: #33
    Fluffy's a girl
    38AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:39
    Re: #1's source photos of Fluffy, continued

    ttps://www.jiji.com/news2/kiji_photos/202610/20261004at21S_o.jpg
    ttps://www.jiji.com/news2/kiji_photos/202610/20261004at19S_o.jpg
    123AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:43
    Re: #38
    There's a "Baldy" standing in the background of that shot
    47AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:41
    Re: #33
    Is she really all that fluffy though?
    71AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:51
    Re: #47
    Probably around here

    147AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:24
    Re: #71
    Is it fuzzy, or is it smooth?
    181AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:32
    Re: #71
    That is one seriously perky butt
    64AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:47
    Re: #52
    (;°Д°) But wasn't Frieza's actual complex about his height?
    Like Commander Red…
    65AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:48
    Re: #64
    I don't think there was ever a scene like that
    70AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:50
    Re: #65
    (;°Д°) I thought in Dragon Ball Super: Broly, the reason for gathering the Dragon Balls was about height…
    77AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:57
    Re: #70
    Ah, I haven't watched the sequel, my bad
    72AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:51
    Somehow I don't get an intelligent vibe from Fluffy.
    There's a certain "dumb dog" energy to her.
    107AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:24
    Re: #72
    A bald guy: "I don't get an intelligent vibe from Fluffy."
    75AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:55
    No matter how bald you've gone, as long as you name yourself "Fluffy,"
    you can proudly say "I'm Fluffy!"
    78AnonymousOct 13, 2026 20:57
    Re: #75
    Lol, "Fluffy" lololol
    90AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:04
    Her name's Fluffy but her nickname is Moni? Why's that?
    99AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:15
    Re: #90
    "Fluffy" is probably her pedigree name.
    The pedigree name is given by the breeder, and then a different everyday name gets added later.
    It's common — a dog might get called something goofy like "Ponta" day to day, while its actual pedigree name is something like "Elizabeth."
    103AnonymousOct 13, 2026 21:18
    彡 ⌒ ミ
    (´・ω・`) You lapdog of state power!

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Japan’s “police dog” system actually runs on two tracks: dogs bred and trained in-house by prefectural police (“directly-managed police dogs”) and privately owned dogs registered through their civilian handlers (“commissioned police dogs”). Fluffy appears to be a directly-managed dog assigned to the Metropolitan Police Department’s Forensic Science Division, and the “first-level exam” mentioned in the article is just the entry point of a multi-stage process required before full certification. Passing it doesn’t mean immediate field deployment — dogs still have to clear further rounds covering scent discrimination, obedience, and more before they can actually go out on investigations. The 11-month training period cited is roughly the standard benchmark for a police dog to become fully independent, so it’s worth noting this is still only the “first hurdle.” On the thread, the gap between the name “Fluffy” and what the photo actually showed sparked a derailment into jokes about hair, but there were also some genuinely useful tidbits about how a dog’s pedigree name and everyday nickname often differ.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “Police Dog Takes First-Level Exam: “Fluffy,” 11 Months In — Can She Clear the First Hurdle? Tokyo Metropolitan Police.”

  • 19-Year-Old Rookie Cop, Fresh Out of High School: ‘I Keep Messing Up So Much It’s Killing Me’ — 5ch Asks: ‘Think You Could Become a Furuhata or an Aoshima?’ (two famous fictional TV detectives)

    A poster who became a police officer at 19, right after graduating high school, confessed on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board to making a string of mistakes on the job. They revealed one failure after another in detail — repeatedly botching how to write traffic tickets no matter how many times they were taught, wrecking a patrol car while practicing on a moped, and oversleeping through a break and causing trouble for coworkers. Replies ranged widely, from criticism that “claiming to be a cop and starting a thread like this is a problem,” to advice suggesting “maybe you have ADHD,” to encouragement that “just landing this job at 19 is something to be proud of” — with opinions split over whether the mistakes stem from the poster’s own aptitude or from inadequate training and workplace conditions.

    1AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:15
    Became a cop right after graduating high school and it's rough — I barely scraped by to graduate the police academy as it was, but now that I'm out in the field it's even worse. If this thread takes off I'll keep posting more stories.
    9AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:25
    What matters is whether you've got people skills.
    If people like your personality, you can get away without being hated for a while even if you're bad at the job.
    17AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:33
    Re: #9
    I'm bad at talking to people, I even stutter around kids. But I can smile and get along fine with elderly people.
    10AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:26
    It's a noble job that helps society. You can fix the mistakes as you go.
    Rooting for you.
    27AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:44
    Re: #10
    I'm making so many mistakes it's got me wondering if I have ADHD. It sucks.
    13AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:29
    Making a lot of mistakes can sometimes mean you're mentally struggling.
    When you're mentally unwell, you screw up no matter how careful you try to be.
    33AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:48
    Re: #13
    Getting chewed out hard by my supervisor left a trauma — something just comes over me whenever I'm on shift with him. But yeah, it's all because of my own screwups.
    43AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:55
    Re: #13
    Honestly, in my case I think it's just ADHD. When the section chief is talking I space out, and if the explanation drags on I drift off into my own little world.
    15AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:32
    Let me put together my own lineup of screwups:

    1 (2B) Pressed print wrong while practicing writing tickets, got a misprint, had to file a report afterward — a needless-work generator
    2 (LF) Over the radio, casually talked back ("what's up?") to a superior with 20 years' seniority, at 2am
    3 (3B) Rode a bicycle against traffic on the road, got chewed out hard
    4 (1B) Crashed while practicing on a moped and wrecked a patrol car
    5 (SS) Let a month's worth of the work diary pile up, then filled it in with giant letters at the last minute
    6 (RF) Didn't respond to a call myself, sent my senior squad leader instead, and ticked off my supervisor
    7 (CF) Spectacularly failed at writing a ticket even after being taught how four times, making my supervisor angrier than ever
    8 (C) Overslept through my break (sleeping) and caused a huge amount of trouble
    9 (P) Forgot to make a phone call, got lectured by another supervisor, and burst into tears right there with people in the police box watching
    18AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:33
    Re: #15
    How did you even manage to graduate from the police academy with all that going on?
    23AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:41
    My sister and her husband were both cops, so I've heard quite a few stories — but Re: #15 is really something.
    25AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:43
    The world's a big place.
    Don't go thinking being a cop is everything and blame yourself into suicide over not doing well — that'd be such a waste.
    If it's not a good fit, quitting fast and looking for the next thing is a valid option too.
    Don't blindly swallow rules like 'you have to grind it out for at least 3 years'
    or 'don't quit until you've found your next job.'
    28AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:45
    Re: #25
    Suicide's not on the table. All I want is to get the basics down.
    30AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:47
    Reading something like 'he's this amazing guy who passed the promotion exam on the first try' really shows the incompetence —
    writing it as if the reader already understands just how impressive that is, when they have no way of knowing that.
    It's scary, the inability to think from the other person's perspective.
    38AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:52
    Re: #30
    Simply put, it means becoming a section chief by around age 23.
    32AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:48
    Isn't it bad news for a cop to go to a psychiatric clinic? Not sure though.
    41AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:54
    Re: #32
    Well then, what exactly am I supposed to do about this defect in my brain?
    42AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:55
    Re: #41
    First, try talking to the staff physician (the in-house occupational doctor).
    47AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:57
    Re: #42
    I'm not self-employed, I'm a civil servant.
    49AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:59
    Re: #47
    Listen, any large workplace always has what's called a staff physician.
    You can go see someone outside too, but seeing the staff physician first is the proper way to go about it.
    52AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:59
    Re: #49
    Wonder if we even have something like that where I work — I'll look into it. Thanks ("サンガツ," slang for thanks, a play on 3-9 = san-kyu).
    44AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:55
    Think you've got what it takes to become a Furuhata or an Aoshima?…
    48AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:58
    Re: #44
    There's no way I could make it into the detective division as I am now — those guys are all people who were already top-tier even at regular police-box work.
    45AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:56
    I won't tell you to 'hang in there.'
    I'm active duty myself, but I've been to a psychiatric clinic and I'm thinking about changing careers —
    the downside when you screw up is just too massive to bear.
    54AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:00
    Re: #45
    Thanks for your hard work. Plenty of issues on duty over here too.
    50AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:59
    Not a great idea to go around claiming to be a cop and starting a thread like this.
    If you really are one, that's a big problem.
    53AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:00
    Re: #50
    There's nothing here that looks like it violates the Police Act or anything like that —

    though the behavior itself is a mess.
    51AnonymousOct 13, 2026 23:59
    OP, which prefectural police force are you with? Metropolitan Police?
    From what you're describing it sounds like Traffic Division.
    I write police-related fiction, so let me hear more stories.
    56AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:02
    Re: #51
    Just fresh out of training, working in Community Police Affairs. Happy to share more of my blunders if you're interested — like I said earlier, I took the Metropolitan Police exam but failed. I'll just say it's somewhere in the Kanto region.
    55AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:01
    Re: #52
    There's definitely one there, so go ask and talk to them.
    It might not solve everything, but it could be the starting point for fixing things.
    57AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:03
    Re: #55
    I'm scared they'll just see me as some incompetent rookie fresh out of training and recommend I quit. I'll think about it, though. Thanks.
    58AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:04
    Being a cop while still a teenage kid is seriously respectable.
    You're dealing with pressure at 19 that's incomparable to what I faced starting work at 25.
    The fact that you keep going without giving up despite messing up over and over is impressive.
    60AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:05
    Re: #58
    Thanks — that actually made me tear up.
    61AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:06
    Re: #57
    If a staff physician tells an employee to quit, that physician has failed at their job.
    I won't force the issue, but staying as you are now is just too rough on both you and the people around you.
    63AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:07
    Re: #61
    Especially the people around me, honestly. Being stuck with a liability like me — I'm really sorry about that.
    62AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:07
    Just becoming a cop at 19 in the first place is something you can be proud of for life, even if you bailed today.
    64AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:08
    Re: #62
    It's not that I want to quit this job, though.
    100AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:32
    Isn't it impressive just to become a cop in the first place?
    My senior at work struggled like crazy and only passed on his fifth try or so.
    103AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:33
    Re: #100
    There's a night-and-day difference between Gen Z cops and cops from the Lost Generation (the generation that job-hunted during Japan's long 1990s–2000s economic slump). Which generation is your senior from?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    After being hired, police officers graduate from the police academy and are assigned to a police box or Community Safety Division, entering an on-the-job training period right after their first posting (“sotsuhai”), during which they learn practical duties under the guidance of senior officers. The ticket-writing mistakes and radio-response failures the poster describes are considered typical troubles that often occur during this period. That said, it’s worth noting there’s no way within the thread to confirm whether the poster is actually an active-duty officer — the content remains self-reported. Some replies pointed out that hiring standards may have been relaxed due to staffing shortages, raising the question of whether training systems and working conditions for new recruits are adequate. The fact that civil servants also have access to a staff physician consultation service was shared in the thread as institutional information the poster themselves hadn’t been aware of.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “I’m a 19-Year-Old High-School-Grad Cop, Way Too Many Screwups, Ugh.”

  • Akira Kobayashi (87) to Sell His ¥500 Million Mansion After 50 Years — 5ch: ‘Okusawa? That Place Would Sell in a Heartbeat’

    Singer and actor Akira Kobayashi (87) revealed, during an appearance on the YouTube channel “SBI Senior Housing & Money Channel,” that he has decided to sell the massive mansion in Okusawa, Setagaya Ward, Tokyo, where he has lived for over 50 years. The property cost ¥500 million to build and sits on roughly 300 tsubo (about 990 square meters) of land. Kobayashi himself said it had “become more trouble than it’s worth,” and he’s reportedly looking into moving to a new home. On 5ch, the thread sparked a real-estate discussion about how much ¥500 million from 50 years ago would be worth today, as well as broader talk about when elderly homeowners should downsize from large houses, and the harsh reality in elder care of people suddenly losing the ability to climb stairs.

    87-year-old Akira Kobayashi decides to sell his “300-tsubo mega-mansion” that cost ¥500 million to build — Lived there over 50 years, but it’s “become more trouble than it’s worth” → looking to buy a new home

    Singer and actor Akira Kobayashi (87) appeared on an episode of the YouTube channel “SBI Senior Housing & Money Channel” posted on the 13th.

    The episode showed him deciding to sell the ¥500-million, 300-tsubo mega-mansion he had lived in for over 50 years.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:35
    Re: #1
    I wonder if the good furniture gets passed on somewhere instead of getting tossed out — maybe to some rich buyer in China or wherever.

    Wasn't there some story about Kobayashi and Jackie Chan, or some other Asian star?
    If his name still carries weight across Asia, the whole house might just get bought as-is.
    5AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:35
    Better that he liquidates it himself while he's still alive and cashes out — way less hassle left for the family to sort out later.
    9AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:38
    300 tsubo in Okusawa?
    He's gonna make an absolute killing on this.
    11AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:38
    Wait, he's still alive? Last time I saw him was ranting on Sakagami's live show (a TV talk show), figured he'd died since then.
    13AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:39
    ¥500 million 50 years ago…
    That'd be like ¥2 billion today?
    16AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:41
    Isn't he cashing out at literally the perfect time?
    17AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:42
    "Wait, he's still kicking?" is the vibe, but honestly it's great that at this age he's still sharp enough to make this call himself.
    If a parent decides to deal with the property while they're still alive,
    the kids are only too happy to help out.
    21AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:46
    Re: #17
    No idea about very recently, but he used to be creepily full of energy — kind of surprising for a Showa-era star with such an unhealthy-living image.
    19AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:44
    Rich old folks might be better off working out of a luxury care facility instead, like Kinya Kitaoji does.
    26AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:50
    This guy's got his head on remarkably straight.
    27AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:50
    Why even build a house with stairs if it's that spacious?

    Once you get old there's the cleaning and upkeep costs to think about too —
    and even if you pay someone to come in, how far do you really trust a stranger walking around inside your home?
    Plus if something did happen to you, there's the risk you wouldn't even know it or be able to do anything about it.
    28AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:50
    Guess he's finally setting off toward the northern skies for good (a nod to his old drifter/traveling-singer image from his hit songs).
    29AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:51
    He lived recklessly when he was young, yet here he is still going strong.
    30AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:52
    Moving into an upscale senior facility might honestly be the easier option.
    Though for how much it costs, the rooms are probably surprisingly cramped.
    31AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:52
    Random, but apparently film critic Nagaharu Yodogawa spent his final years living in a hotel.
    Makes sense — a hotel handles all the chores for you.
    33AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:56
    Re: #31
    Toward the end you'll still need help bathing, though.
    32AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:52
    A house built exactly to someone's personal taste is hard to sell.
    35AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:57
    Re: #32
    Maybe if it were some out-of-the-way spot, but this is Okusawa in Setagaya — it'll sell just fine.
    46AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:00
    Re: #35
    Okusawa? That place would sell in a heartbeat.
    34AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:56
    Better late than never, but waiting until 87 to act is cutting it close.
    End-of-life planning should really start in your 70s at the latest.
    38AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:58
    Re: #34
    There are people who build a brand-new house after they're already in their 70s too — end up living in it maybe 20 years, no thought given to what comes after.
    36AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:58
    ¥500 million 50 years ago is just absurd money.
    44AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:00
    Re: #36
    Well, this was before the bubble era. But the building itself probably isn't worth much anymore, right? It's a consumable at the end of the day.
    56AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:07
    Re: #44
    If he's lived there 50-plus years, no issue at all —
    the land alone will sell for over ¥1 billion.
    45AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:00
    Re: #1
    Nah, just walk.
    Honestly, bigger is better as you get older —
    deliberately keep some distance between the bedroom and the living room.
    48AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:01
    Re: #45
    You think so? I'd rather have the bathroom as close as possible —
    unless you want to just put a toilet in the bedroom.
    52AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:05
    Wasn't he basically forced into marrying Hibari Misora by Taoka? (Kazuo Taoka, the Yamaguchi-gumi yakuza boss; Hibari Misora, the legendary singer)
    61AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:11
    Re: #52
    Weird how there's no actual recording of Boss Taoka's real voice anywhere.
    53AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:05
    It's right next to his talent agency, so the address isn't hard to guess.
    Like with Yoshiko Mita's place — maybe it's too big, so they'll clear the lot and sell it off subdivided into smaller plots?
    66AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:14
    Re: #53
    A big contiguous plot like that doesn't come up often —
    splitting it up just to make it easier to sell seems like a waste.
    70AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:16
    Re: #53
    They're not building apartment towers in residential neighborhoods these days,
    so yeah, they'll probably subdivide the land and sell it that way.
    59AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:10
    As a singer he's still absolutely active though —

    "Atsuki Kokoro ni" ("With a Burning Heart") is a legendary track.
    68AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:14
    Re: #59
    Well yeah, written by Yu Aku and Eiichi Ohtaki.
    71AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:16
    Re: #63
    Though they do say a house that forces you to climb stairs every single day
    is actually good for your legs and hips.
    80AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:20
    Re: #71
    Truly elderly people just stop going upstairs entirely.
    You see plenty of houses where the second-floor shutters stay closed permanently.
    81AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:21
    Re: #71
    Even so, there comes a day when it becomes impossible —
    apparently it happens suddenly, out of nowhere.
    Care workers who visit homes often find the second floor frozen exactly as it was the last morning the person could still climb the stairs — futon and pajamas just left lying there where they were taken off.
    You get up, come downstairs in the morning, and by that night, you simply can't climb the stairs anymore.

    Background and Key Points of This Thread

    “SBI Senior Housing & Money Channel” is a YouTube program focused on asset organization and reverse mortgages for elderly viewers, and this appearance effectively shows Kobayashi walking through the process of consulting about selling his home. The ¥500 million construction cost and 300-tsubo footprint suggest the house was built in the early-to-mid 1970s, before Japan’s bubble era — adjusted for the price levels of the time, building something equivalent today would cost several times as much. The location, Okusawa in Setagaya Ward, is a quiet residential area where land values have stayed consistently high, which fueled plenty of real-estate-minded comments on the thread along the lines of “great timing to sell” and “a large contiguous plot that can be sold whole, without subdividing, is rare and valuable.” At the same time, the thread also drifted into broader debate about elderly housing — opinions that “starting end-of-life planning at 87 is too late” and “people should get moving on this in their 70s” — along with accounts from elder-care circles describing how the ability to climb stairs can vanish seemingly overnight. What began as entertainment news about a mansion sale ended up broadening into a wider conversation about housing for the elderly.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] 87-year-old Akira Kobayashi decides to sell his ¥500-million, 300-tsubo mega-mansion — lived there over 50 years, but it’s “become more trouble than it’s worth” — looking to buy a new home.”

  • PC Version of ‘GTA6’ Coming Early Next Year? 5ch: ‘There Goes Any Reason to Buy the Console Version’

    Grand Theft Auto VI is slated for release on PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X|S on November 19, 2026, but US outlet GamesBeat reports, citing four industry sources, that the PC version is expected to launch in Q1 2027. No release date for the PC version had previously been announced, leaving it unclear how long the console exclusivity period would last. In the thread, comments crossed paths: some pointed out that Sony’s exclusivity deal covered ‘marketing rights’ rather than sales rights, others said this undercuts any reason to buy the console version early, and still others questioned the reliability of the anonymous sources.

    4AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:22
    Guess they figured the console version alone wouldn't sell as well as hoped
    6AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:23
    THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Time to go modding it uppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!
    7AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:23
    So they decided to break the PS5 exclusivity deal and release it early on PC after all?
    8AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:24
    IT'S HAPPENING━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    9AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:24
    The port itself probably isn't that much work anyway
    20AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:27
    Re: #15
    Apparently it's coming out after that
    25AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:28
    Re: #20
    Really? Can they even fit it on that garbage hardware with only 256GB?
    31AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:30
    Isn't Q1 April to June? (Japan's fiscal-year Q1)
    46AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:37
    Re: #31
    Ending the fiscal year in March is just a Japan thing — and even in Japan, not every company does it that way
    41AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:32
    Source article

    https://gamesbeat.com/grand-theft-auto-vis-pc-release-is-slated-for-q1-2027/

    > Grand Theft Auto VI, launching for PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X/S on November 19, is one of the most anticipated launches in gaming history, and speculation is running wild across the industry over the still-unannounced PC release date. GamesBeat has confirmed, according to four industry sources familiar with Rockstar Games' plans (all of whom requested anonymity to avoid damaging business relationships), that Rockstar Games plans to release the PC version of GTA VI in Q1 2027. A Rockstar Games representative did not respond to a request for comment before this article's publication.
    43AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:34
    Re: #41
    The source is just some mystery guy lol
    47AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:38
    That was fast
    Guess the 'trash-tation' (derisive nickname for PlayStation) version is flopping worse than expected?
    51AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:40
    Re: #47
    Well yeah, if it's losing to the Zelda remake…
    48AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:39
    Pundit: 'Rockstar didn't respond to questions — meaning they didn't deny it either, so it must be true'
    49AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:39
    Re: #48
    Isn't that just… being ignored?
    50AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:40
    Re: #48
    Honestly though, that's about the level of logic here
    53AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:41
    Re: #1
    If this were true, Nate or Bloomberg's Schreier would've already leaked it!
    56AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:42
    Re: #53
    Nate just jumps on bandwagons — once a big name picks it up he'll back it too lol
    57AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:43
    So it's not confirmed yet, huh
    62AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:47
    Re: #57
    If sales stall out they'll rush the PC version out immediately — nothing's actually set in stone
    63AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:47
    Didn't even know it was exclusive
    Thought PC was launching simultaneously, guess not
    69AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:51
    Re: #63
    There was talk of a timed exclusivity deal, but neither MS nor Sony paid up for it, so it just ended up as a console head start
    67AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:50
    Won't be playable on Switch 2
    70AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:51
    Well yeah, if the PS5 version gets cracked and runs on PC too, it's game over
    73AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:53
    Re: #70
    Either way, give it a few months and it'll get cracked lol
    75AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:54
    Re: #69

    What Sony paid big money for was 'exclusive marketing rights'

    Sony paid Take-Two Interactive (Rockstar Games' parent company) a massive sum to acquire 'exclusive marketing rights (a marketing partnership).'
    • Starring in the ads: this gets them the PS5 logo at the end of trailers, and the right to feature GTA6 front and center in ads and on the official store.

    > Sony paid Take-Two Interactive (Rockstar Games' parent company) a massive sum to acquire
    78AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:56
    Re: #75
    Guess you also didn't know the GTA6 logo disappeared once they dropped the disc edition
    80AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:57
    Re: #78
    That's exactly why the PC version got moved up
    83AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:01
    Re: #78
    The PS Store ads never went away after that either

    That 'Pre-order GTA!' ad you can't skip kept popping up every single day
    86AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:03
    Re: #1
    Isn't that fast?

    Only about half a year, huh lol

    The crappy 30FPS PS5 version is gonna become scrap way too soon
    92AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:06
    Re: #86
    Where do you get half a year? Late November release to a January PC version is just one month
    90AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:05
    If this is for real, no joke, there goes any reason to buy the console version
    91AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:06
    Re: #90
    Plus you could burn time until spring with PoE2's full release and Tarkov anyway
    94AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:08
    But realistically, ditching the PC market would be a dumb move
    —especially with PlayStation on the decline
    100AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:11
    Re: #94
    Console players did pay up, technically, so it got a console head start
    —but there was never any exclusivity period
    112AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:19
    PC users who never actually buy legit copies but sure are loud about it
    Question is how much it grows from the last game
    117AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:21
    Re: #112
    Well, PC gamers mostly play it through FiveM (a GTA mod platform), which gets booked under the subsidiary's accounting anyway
    114AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:19
    The PC version is way too early
    Do they not even want the PS5 to sell?
    119AnonymousOct 14, 2026 01:22
    Re: #114
    Sony chose profit from raising the console price over actually growing the PS5 install base

    At that point they'd already given up on adoption, so from Rockstar's perspective it's basically like they got played

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The money Sony put into GTA6 is said to have bought not sales exclusivity but ‘marketing rights’ — priority treatment in advertising and storefront exposure — and the thread shared the backstory of Take-Two declining to agree to a timed exclusivity period. This offers a plausible explanation for why the PC version might arrive sooner than expected. At the same time, this report is based on testimony from four anonymous industry sources, Rockstar has not officially commented, and — as the question mark in the headline suggests — it should be treated as unconfirmed. Several thread posters speculated that the short gap of just a few months between the console release (November 19, 2026) and the PC version points to timing aimed at curbing piracy or maximizing sales, but this too remains firmly in the realm of speculation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch Hardware/Industry board (known as ‘Geha’) thread ‘GOOD NEWS: ‘GTA6’ PC Version Launching Around Next Spring!!‘.

  • Hiroyuki: ‘Zero Female Shogi Pros Because Women Are Weaker Than Men’ — Rebuttals Pour In, 5ch Says ‘Owned’

    Businessman Hiroyuki sparked controversy after posting on X in response to a Nikkei article that described the debut of the first female professional shogi player as breaking a “glass ceiling.” He wrote: “The qualification to become a professional is available to men and women under the same conditions. The reason no woman has ever become a professional until now is that women were weaker than men.” Ninth-dan player Yoshiharu Habu is said to have expressed a similar view in the past. On 5ch, the remark drew a wave of pushback arguing it “simply comes down to there being fewer female players,” while others countered that “there’s a gap that can’t be explained by player numbers alone,” keeping the debate over the real cause of the skill gap in shogi going.

    Hiroyuki flatly declares the reason there are zero female professional shogi players is “because women were weaker than men”… fans push back with “it’s because fewer women play shogi”

    Businessman Hiroyuki — real name Hiroyuki Nishimura — stirred up controversy by airing his views on shogi on X on October 12.

    “Commenting on a Nikkei online edition report that described Tomoka Nishiyama Hakurei’s achievement as the first woman to become a professional shogi player as a ‘glass ceiling,’ Hiroyuki wrote: ‘The qualification to become a professional is available to men and women under the same conditions. The reason no woman has become a professional until now is that women were weaker than men,’ criticizing the Nikkei for ‘declaring there’s a glass ceiling’” (sports newspaper reporter)

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:09
    Because there's no proof her skill level is actually equal.

    Yep, owned.
    4AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:10
    In sports, it's not at all uncommon for a country with a far smaller player base than others to still land top results.
    If it really were just about player numbers, someone at pro-shogi level should easily emerge even from a small pool.
    Blaming it all on 'player population' is nothing but a cop-out.
    15AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:13
    Re: #4
    >In sports, it's not at all uncommon for a country with a far smaller player base than others to still land top results.

    Like what sport, for example?
    In soccer, players from small-but-strong countries mostly end up on rosters of powerhouse clubs anyway.
    35AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:19
    Re: #4
    Shogi is a Japan-only local game to begin with, so the whole thing is basically a 'women's division' situation lol

    Japan can't even beat China or Korea at Go lol


    In international soccer, Japan's women actually won it all,
    while the men always get knocked out in the tournament's very first match 🤣
    44AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:21
    Re: #4
    Yeah, that's right — Japanese men are weaker at Go than Chinese or Korean players.
    6AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:11
    If the player pool is too small to produce anyone strong, maybe there's no need to force someone into the pro ranks.
    7AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:11
    On the relationship between 'women were weaker than men' and 'fewer women play':

    I'd say the latter is the cause,
    and the former is the result.
    8AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:11
    Isn't it strange that literally zero women have ever become pros?
    I'd get it if it were just 'few,' but zero…
    66AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:26
    Re: #8
    Zero, past and present combined — that's the answer right there.
    9AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:12
    Did Hiroyuki actually give any evidence that 'women are weaker than men at shogi'?
    If he didn't, it's just 'that's your opinion (i.e., assumption), bro,' and that's the end of it.
    12AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:12
    He's just restating something everyone's been saying forever — what's he even trying to accomplish?
    13AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:12
    As usual, he's just saying whatever half-baked thing comes to mind.
    14AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:13
    I'm sure the 'King of Owning' will prove it for us. (ひろゆき's nickname, 論破王, roughly 'King of Debunking/Owning')
    16AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:14
    There was actually a woman who played chess against Deep Blue, the chess-dedicated supercomputer.
    Believe it or not, a 17-year-old Hungarian beauty, a Hungarian grandmaster.
    The result was 1 win, 1 loss.
    There are amazing women out there too, but a lot of them are young — high schoolers, college students, that age range.
    17AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:14
    It's basically like asking 'why is Japan bad at cricket.'
    19AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:15
    'Flatly declares,' huh lol
    What an idiot, gross — what's 'flat' about any of that?
    20AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:15
    Isn't 'fewer women play' itself the weird part?
    If women had equal strength to men from the start while mixed in together, they'd never end up stuck competing only against other women in the first place, right?
    It's because they're weaker that they end up grouped off playing just among themselves.
    22AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:16
    The common view is that it comes down to the difference in player population.
    If you want to reject that, you need to show solid evidence for why that view is wrong.
    27AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:17
    There's a gap here that player population alone just doesn't explain, though.
    34AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:19
    Re: #27
    Is that so?
    Isn't Nishiyama the strongest player from Osaka-Sayama City?
    Isn't Fukuma the strongest player from Shimane Prefecture?
    31AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:18
    There's actual data showing women have fewer 'dummies' than men, but also fewer geniuses.
    So even with the same number of players, fewer women would end up becoming pros than men would.
    43AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:21
    Re: #31
    Maybe women are just too sensible.
    Betting your whole life on shogi is kind of crazy, in a way.
    36AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:20
    There's no rule to begin with that says women in shogi can only play against other women.
    Even before turning pro, there's obviously no rule saying women can only face other women.
    Women have had a path completely equal to men's — competing mixed in with men on the same track to turning pro — and they still couldn't make it.
    'Fewer women players' has nothing to do with it.
    52AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:22
    Re: #36
    It's simply a fact that the number of female players is overwhelmingly smaller.
    Sure, there could be all kinds of reasons behind that, but the fact itself leaves no room for denial.
    40AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:21
    Even talented women tend to snap back to reality around middle-school age, thinking 'is it really okay for me to keep doing nothing but this?' — and that happens at a high rate.
    56AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:23
    Re: #40
    It's a brutally talent-driven world, and bottom-tier pros genuinely don't make money.
    That's why everyone quits.
    We're talking an annual income of something like 3 million yen.
    At that point you think, 'there's no need to keep doing this.'
    Plenty of trainees have quit saying 'I'm leaving to become a doctor or some licensed professional instead,' right?
    65AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:25
    Re: #40
    I'm a woman too, and I quit both gaming and piano back in middle school.
    With piano, I wanted to keep going if I could get into a music college, but my parents said they couldn't afford that tuition, so I had no choice but to quit.

    As for gaming, I just figured if I had time to memorize all that stuff, I'd be better off studying instead.
    49AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:22
    Re: #1
    I don't think it's just about player population, though?
    There's the unshakable fact that China and India have hundreds of millions of people and are still weak at soccer lol
    64AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:25
    Re: #49
    There's also stuff like whether players can go pro full-time, or whether the talent-selection system is actually solid.
    China's and India's soccer programs are weak on exactly that front.
    53AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:23
    People keep saying 'player population,' but to begin with, women just tend to not enjoy games like shogi as much as men do, right?
    That alone already means there's a gender skew in talent.
    Liking something is a kind of ability in itself.
    Habu-sensei can't say this outright given his position, so what can you do.
    85AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:29
    Re: #53
    What determines what a person likes in the first place?
    Culture and social atmosphere play a role too.
    If a culture just happens to have more male competitors, calling that culture itself 'talent' doesn't hold up.
    It's nonsense.
    61AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:25
    What he's basically saying is: if the player pool grew, someone better than today's female pros would show up.
    That's pretty rude to the current female pros, isn't it.
    75AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:27
    Re: #61
    That's a pretty forced way to spin it as criticism.
    I doubt even today's female pros would deny it, honestly.
    73AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:27
    Is there even a point to separating men and women in shogi to begin with?
    If it's a battle of intellect, just let them compete on the same stage.
    86AnonymousOct 14, 2026 00:29
    Re: #73
    Exactly.
    It's a battle of wits, so there's no gender gap.

    Background and Points of Contention

    In the shogi world, “professional (kishi)” and “female professional (joryu kishi)” are separate systems. To become a kishi, a player must climb through the Shoreikai training system — open to men and women alike, but with an age limit (promotion to 4th dan is generally expected around age 26). Tomoka Nishiyama, holder of three female-professional titles, reached 3rd dan in the Shoreikai, the highest rank any woman has achieved, but has still not become a full professional. How to interpret this institutional wall is the crux of the disagreement: one side argues “the player pool is too small to produce a strong woman,” while the other insists that “since women can compete under equal conditions and still haven’t produced a result, that reflects a genuine skill gap.” It’s also worth noting that Hiroyuki’s comments weren’t backed by any supporting data — they remain simply his personal opinion.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Hiroyuki flatly says the reason for zero female shogi pros is ‘they were weaker than men’… fans push back with ‘fewer women play shogi’ — Yoshiharu Habu holds the same view.”

  • VIP’s Famous ASCII-Art Mascot Live-Blogs a Lazy Day — 5ch’s “Lunch Roulette” Lands on Fish

    Over on 5ch’s Hayai Channel VIP board, a thread popped up where the board’s beloved ASCII-art mascot “(´・ω・`)” live-blogged their way through a lazy Tuesday. It kicks off with a slight case of the Tuesday blues after a three-day weekend, then rolls into a “Lunch Roulette” (where the last digit of the post number decides the menu) that lands on fish, complete with photos of sushi and ramen, plus the usual banter with the other regular AA-character “residents.” Nothing dramatic happens and there’s no debate to speak of — the laid-back, nothing-much-going-on vibe is exactly the point, and exactly what makes it a fun read.

    1AnonymousOct 13, 2026 07:45
    (´・ω・`) feeling the gloom creep in…
    5AnonymousOct 13, 2026 07:47
    Re: #1
    No point stressing over it, you know.
    If thinking it through actually got you an answer, sure, but if it doesn't — better not to think at all.
    And hey, if that lands you in prison, well, that's just how it goes.
    9AnonymousOct 13, 2026 07:49
    Re: #5
    (´・ω・`) Go for it, come what may♪ Nothing to lose anyway♪
    つ🎤と (holds out a mic)
    12AnonymousOct 13, 2026 07:58
    (´・ω・`) AAAAAAAAH—
    つ🎤 (mic in hand)
    13AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:00
    Re: #12
    (´・ω・`) Whitney? (as in Whitney Houston)
    14AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:04
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) …belting it out already, this early in the morning?
    15AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:05
    Re: #14
    (´-ω-`) *turns away with a huff*
    25AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:32
    ( ・᷇ὢ・᷆ ) Nobody ever notices because I never "rise" in the morning either (a pun on "asadachi," which means both "waking up early" and "morning wood")
    27AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:33
    Re: #25
    (´・ω・`) I'm washed up, old news already ("owakon" — net slang for something that's over and done).
    30AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:52
    (´・ω・`) Ramen, fried rice, gyoza.
    31AnonymousOct 13, 2026 08:58
    Re: #30
    (´・ω・`) Ramen's hard to give up too, though.
    32AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:45
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・∀・`)੭ ⁾⁾ Mambo-kun spotted! (another regular AA character on the board)
    33AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:45
    Re: #32
    ⁽⁽ ᡣ(´・ω・`)੭ ⁾⁾ Hey, hey!
    34AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:46
    Re: #33
    (´・∀・`) You're up early, huh?
    35AnonymousOct 13, 2026 09:48
    Re: #34
    (´・ω・`) Slept like a log.
    38AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:26
    ( ・᷄ὢ・᷅ ) Huh? A three-day weekend? That's odd.
    40AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:29
    Re: #38
    (´・ω・`) Figured camping would wear me out, so I took paid leave for it.
    42AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:33
    Re: #40
    ( ・᷄ὢ·᷅ ) Nah, it's just that I've never actually seen Mambo-kun work.
    43AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:36
    Re: #42
    (´・ω・`) And here I am grinding through brutal workdays every single day.
    44AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:37
    My runny nose and sneezing are kicking my butt, so I'm off to bed くʕ⌯᷄ω⌯᷅ʔ
    45AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:39
    Re: #44
    (´・ω・`) っ💊 Here, take this. Get well soon.
    46AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:44
    Don't have any cold medicine, so I guess I'll just take some Loxonin (a common Japanese OTC painkiller) ʕ⌯᷄ω⌯᷅ʔ
    48AnonymousOct 13, 2026 10:52
    Re: #46
    (´・ω・`) Wonder if that'll even do anything?
    52AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:01
    As long as I've got you and some cash, I don't need a thing.
    54AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:02
    Re: #52
    (´・ω・`) Oh, listen to you, wanting it all.
    53AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:02
    (´・ω・`) Last-digit Lunch Roulette! Here we go—
    1,2 Ramen🍜
    3,4 Soba or Udon🍤
    5,6 Biryani again, no lessons learned🥘
    7,8 Neighborhood Chinese🥟
    9,0 Fish🐟
    55AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:02
    Re: #53
    (´・ω・`) Fish it is!
    60AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:25
    ( ・᷄ὢ·᷅ ) Living it up again, I see.
    61AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:30
    Re: #60
    (´・ω・`) Heh heh~
    64AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:46
    (´・ω・`) Mackerel pike! Tuna! Cuttlefish!
    つ🍣と

    65AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:46
    💥👊🐟💥👊🦐💥👊🦑💥👊🐙 Like hell I'm getting eaten!
    66AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:47
    Re: #65
    (´・ω・`) I'm gonna eat every last one of you
    つ🍣と
    69AnonymousOct 13, 2026 11:58
    (´・ω,・`) Now, now, calm down
    つ🍜と
    72AnonymousOct 13, 2026 12:23
    (´・∀・`) What are you up to this afternoon?
    81AnonymousOct 13, 2026 14:00
    Re: #72
    (´・ω・`) Laundry's done, lunch's done — now it's just free time to kill before a bath.
    190AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:07
    Guess that means a convenience store run.
    196AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:09
    Re: #190
    (´・ω・`) Headin' to 7-Eleven.
    200AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:10
    Re: #196
    Biryani's not even a thing anymore round here! It's just that boxed version at my local store!
    209AnonymousOct 13, 2026 22:14
    Re: #196
    (´・∀・`) Wonder if they're running their Hokkaido Fair
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    Background and Talking Points

    This thread is a classic example of VIP’s recurring “(´・ω・`)”-mascot day-in-the-life live threads. Rather than covering any actual event, it follows the poster narrating their day in small bursts from morning to night, with the board’s regular AA-character “residents” chiming in along the way. Running gags are part of the charm, like the “Lunch Roulette,” where the last digit of the post number decides what’s for lunch. It’s not really news in any traditional sense, but it’s featured here as a window into VIP culture. Note: the thread also included a reply built around wordplay on the prime minister’s name, but since it was an unrelated one-off joke with no bearing on the main thread, it’s been left out of this write-up.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hayai Channel VIP) thread “(´・ω・`) A gloomy feeling just crossed my mind.”