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  • Shoji Jo: ‘Japan Is Too Soft, Not a Soccer Nation’ — Reveals What Foreign Reporters Told Him

    Former Japan national team forward Shoji Jo (51) revealed on his YouTube channel that reporters from Spain and France told him, after the World Cup in North and Central America, that “Japan is too soft. It’s not a soccer nation.” Japan was eliminated in the round of 32 again this tournament, and hasn’t made real progress in terms of advancing further since first reaching the round of 16 back in 2002. On 5channel, opinions split across several points: criticism of manager Hajime Moriyasu staying on and of the Japan Football Association’s leadership, the structural problem of Japan producing plenty of players who thrive at overseas clubs but no standout strikers, and whether the growing number of foreign-born and mixed-heritage players will actually make the team stronger.

    Shoji Jo — The Harsh Words Foreign Reporters Threw at Him After the World Cup: “Japan Won’t Get Any Stronger Than This”

    Former Japan national team player Shoji Jo (51) posted an update on his YouTube channel “JO Channel.” After Japan finished in the round of 32 at the World Cup in North and Central America, he revealed the harsh words foreign reporters threw at him.

    Talking about the reaction to and outlook for the Japan national team after the World Cup, Jo said reporters from Spain and France told him, “Japan is too soft. It’s not a soccer nation.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    Who's even watching Jo's YouTube channel anyway?
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:14
    Re: #5
    The Okano episode is actually pretty good, check it out
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:15
    Wait, does Japan even need to get stronger at soccer?
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:19
    Re: #9 Got an itch somewhere? (a dig implying he's just itching for a fight)
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:33
    Re: #9
    Being strong at anything other than soccer means absolutely nothing lololololol
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:20
    This time was even worse than 2018, let alone 2022
    95AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:13
    Re: #12
    Seriously, so true
    Yeah, exactly this
    And whenever you write something like this, someone shows up bringing up ancient history like 'But didn't we beat Germany and Spain?' from four years ago

    Like, do strong countries ever go around bragging about who they beat years back? That's the whole point.
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:24
    Plenty of skilled Japanese players who can hold down a starting spot at European clubs keep coming through, but a real super striker just never shows up, huh
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:25
    Re: #16
    That's what Blue Lock is for (´Д`) (the manga/anime about training the ultimate striker)
    44AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:41
    Re: #16
    Spain won it all without a super striker, you know
    Well, Oyarzabal does turn into an amazing forward once he puts on the national team shirt though
    92AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:10
    Re: #16
    A striker on Haaland's level is a once-in-a-lifetime thing even for Norway.
    That kind of talent is basically a genetic fluke, so there's nothing to be done about it.
    Japan already hit the jackpot once with Kamamoto.
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:24
    Countries stronger than Japan
    Spain, Argentina
    France, England
    Portugal, Belgium, Brazil, Morocco
    Netherlands, Croatia
    55AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:46
    Re: #17
    Without the Messi favoritism, I think Argentina would actually be weaker than Japan.
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:26
    Don't worry. Leave it to me!
    https://assets.fctokyo.co.jp/wp/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/U18-jho-shuto-768×1024.png?x64424
    19 FW Jo Shuto (じょう しゅうと)
    Date of birth: March 18, 2010
    Hometown: Setagaya, Tokyo
    Height/Weight: 176cm/65kg
    Former clubs: Inter Academy Japan → FC Tokyo U-15 Musashi
    Strengths: runs in behind, a nose for goal
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:29
    Japan's going to be a country full of foreigners from here on out, you know
    There's a real chance a freak talent pops up out of nowhere and Japan suddenly rises up 😗
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:34
    Honestly, both European and South American countries are stunned at how coddled Japan is.

    Moriyasu talked about winning the whole thing, and Japan crashed out in the round of 32.
    No accountability at all — he's all over variety TV shows and still hasn't resigned.
    It's a fact that people are laughing at the Japan Football Association as an absurd, unbelievable organization.
    If someone like Moriyasu keeps holding influence within the association, of course you're going to see Japan's national team stop growing.
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:38
    In four or eight years, Japan will 'Frenchify' further, and mixed-heritage players like Zion Suzuki will become more common
    These will be players picked from among the flood of mixed-heritage kids in the recent youth ranks —
    not just mixed-heritage in name like before
    They should actually be able to break through the physical ceiling
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:39
    Re: #39
    France's thing is immigration, not mixed heritage though
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:41
    So it'll end up like the Japan rugby team, full of foreign-born players?
    Is winning like that even something to be happy about?
    52AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:44
    Re: #46
    If they win, the media and bandwagon fans will be thrilled regardless
    Back in 2015 and 2019 too, the media was gushing over 'diversity' and how foreign guys without Japanese citizenship could sing Kimigayo lol
    54AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:46
    Well, if Endo, Morita, and Mitoma had clicked, Japan might've made the round of 16.
    56AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:47
    Honestly, winning the World Cup doesn't even matter to me anymore.
    Soccer's taken root in Japan, and I've come to enjoy watching it,
    so as long as I can genuinely enjoy the sport, that's enough for me.
    And if we just keep quietly enjoying it like that, things will get refined over time and someday we'll actually win it.
    104AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:17
    Re: #56
    I also think that if Japan keeps this current self-sacrificing, team-first style and more players become starters in the big five leagues, we could get to the point of being a regular quarterfinalist.

    From there, depending on the roster and matchups, there might even be tournaments where a title is within reach.

    Japan isn't suited to star-dependent soccer like the Nakata or Honda era.
    A star player is great when he's on the rise, but once he declines, everyone around him starts tiptoeing around him.
    That's basically what happened with Cristiano Ronaldo this tournament.
    59AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:52
    If you look purely at Japan's best-ever result, they haven't actually progressed beyond the round of 16 they first hit in 2002 — no quarterfinal breakthrough since. What on earth is the reason for that?
    62AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:55
    Re: #59
    There are now more than eight elite-tier nations
    Countries whose development programs succeeded
    like Belgium, Croatia, Morocco, etc.
    have emerged
    71AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:00
    Re: #59
    2006 → Called the strongest squad ever, but blew a lead against Brazil and couldn't get past the knockout stage, blamed on lack of team unity
    2026 → Called the strongest squad ever, with world-class team unity too, and still blew a lead against Brazil and couldn't get past the knockout stage

    In other words, the lessons learned have been pointed at the wrong thing for 20 years straight
    74AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:01
    Re: #70
    What's so great about ranking below an Argentina that got showered with penalty calls? lol
    Are you even Japanese? lol
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:04
    Re: #74
    There's nothing embarrassing about only watching soccer during the World Cup 😄
    Soccer's a waste of time anyway, you don't have to watch it
    78AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:02
    Some people watch Spain play and think that if Japan just keeps doing the same old rondo drills (torikago, the 'birdcage' passing-circle drill), it'll turn into Spain,
    but Japan's been doing those same rondo drills all along and still hasn't gotten there,
    so obviously it's never going to work.
    Rethink the rondo training method itself.
    87AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:08
    Re: #78
    Maybe the Spanish style would actually suit Japan
    We're not that big physically either,
    and tournaments are back-to-back games so you can't afford to burn through stamina running around that much
    Win through passing instead
    89AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:09
    Re: #87
    Honda, Endo, and the others already tried that and it failed though
    106AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:18
    Re: #87
    No, to play the Spanish style you need individual players who are ridiculously strong
    That approach forces 1-on-1 duels
    Isn't that the exact opposite of the attack-as-a-group, defend-as-a-group style Japan's been going for?
    79AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:03
    Re: #71
    Going from losing 1-4 to losing 1-2 is plenty of improvement already.
    82AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:04
    Re: #79
    If Zion hadn't been there, it might've ended up the same
    85AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:06
    No reflection at all, just keeping Moriyasu on as the Japanese manager again
    And then he goes and says the goal is winning the whole thing
    It's like a june bug (kanabun beetle) that keeps slamming headfirst into a window screen over and over
    91AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:10
    Re: #85
    In the end, nothing's going to change unless Tashima's shadow rule over the association ends

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    It’s true that Japan’s best-ever World Cup result has stayed at the round of 16 since first reaching it as Asia’s first team to do so in 2002, and that Japan was again eliminated in the round of 32 at the 2026 tournament. That said, 2026 was the first tournament with the field expanded from 32 to 48 teams, and the exit came via the newly created “Round of 32” stage — a structural difference that makes a simple comparison to the round-of-16 finishes of past tournaments tricky. Where the thread split was between those pinning the cause on the manager and the football association’s leadership, and those blaming individual players’ ability or playing style. There were also references to “Tashima’s shadow rule,” but it’s worth noting that the Japan Football Association’s presidency changed to Tsuneyasu Miyamoto in 2024, so that’s different from the current setup.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Geisoku+) thread “[Soccer] Shoji Jo — The Harsh Words Foreign Reporters Threw at Him After the World Cup: “Japan Won’t Get Any Stronger Than This”.”

  • Juice=Juice’s remaining unaccomplished tasks down to just 4 — 5ch: “Size is justice”

    A thread titled “The only tasks Juice=Juice haven’t accomplished are the Kohaku Uta Gassen, a million-seller, a venue bigger than K Arena, and their own terrestrial TV show” appeared on 5ch’s Hello! Project board. While many agreed that hitting a million in CD sales is now unrealistic, discussion shifted to venue prestige, with K Arena Yokohama introduced as “the top tier” — sparking a debate over the pecking order against Yokohama Arena and Budokan, venues Hello! Project has traditionally used to confer status. Then someone posted an image arguing the group has already landed its own terrestrial TV show via TVer, undercutting the very premise of the discussion.

    1AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:39
    This is basically upper-mid-tier idol status, isn't it…
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:41
    In order of likelihood:
    K Arena → Kohaku → own show → Million seller
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:41
    Re: #1
    Yeah, true
    Guess that makes it "Offshore = Company" then (riffing on the group's "X=X" naming format)
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:42
    A million-seller is just not happening
    That one's on a completely different level
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:43
    Million sellers are basically out of reach for Hello! Project now!
    10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:50
    Is K Arena really ranked above Yokohama Arena?
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:25
    Re: #10
    Way above, easily
    K Arena holds 20,000 people

    Honestly Budokan and Yokohama Arena aren't that different in size
    Hello! Project just treats Yokohama Arena like some prestigious milestone though
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:46
    Re: #10
    Saitama Super Arena > K Arena > Yokohama Arena > Yoyogi > Budokan = PIA Arena MM
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:54
    Million sellers just don't happen anymore these days
    For live shows, it'd be more like pulling off three days at Tokyo Dome, or a dome tour hitting Tokyo/Osaka/Sapporo/Fukuoka
    12AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:56
    No way they'd skip Nagoya Dome with Hayashi Nia-chan in the group
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 22:57
    They haven't even hit 150k, 200k, or 500k copies sold, so why is "million-seller" the only sales milestone being singled out as unachieved?
    17AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:02
    They're getting some mid-level buzz on social media, but the songs haven't really caught on with the general public, so it's a bit of a question mark
    Feels like the industry is forcing the hype a little
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:26
    Re: #17
    That kind of push is necessary though
    Up until now the media kept getting stuck promoting some baffling "KAWAII" gimmick or K-pop-style angle
    so there's real relief that something normal has finally come along
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:02
    Of the hurdles listed here, Kohaku looks easiest
    K Arena's probably next
    19AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:02
    Kohaku
    Arena tour
    Dome tour
    Coachella appearance
    Grammy nomination
    World tour
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:27
    Re: #20
    Yeah, that weird deification of Yokohama Arena never made much sense
    You could cram the same crowd into Budokan and it'd barely be different
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:20
    Re: #22
    They were desperately trying to make Morning Musume and Angerme look more prestigious
    It was a sad strategy from Hello! Project's less successful era
    Going forward I want Juice=Juice to keep breaking new ground instead
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:40
    They've already gotten their own terrestrial TV show
    https://image-cdn.tver.jp/images/content/thumbnail/episode/xlarge/eps387a516.jpg
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:47
    Even once a month is fine, just please make this a regular series
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:04
    CDs don't sell, nobody streams them, YouTube views are low, downloads don't sell, can't draw a crowd for live shows
    Barely on TV, no commercials, no name recognition, no hit songs
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:09
    Re: #1
    If we're talking about the conditions for being a genuinely successful idol group, they haven't met a single one
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:04
    Saitama Super Arena can reconfigure its seating, so capacity ranges from under 20,000 up to a max of 35,000

    They could just sell SSA tickets electronically without announcing which mode they're using (seat numbers sent out the day before the show),
    and switch to stadium mode if sales are strong enough
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    No way Juice=Juice is pulling off Coachella lol
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:18
    M!LK made it onto Kohaku with that kind of audience size, so it's doable
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:25
    SSA is just big — K Arena is the real top tier
    Ticket prices there run about ¥15,000 to ¥35,000
    40AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:50
    Re: #37
    Size is justice
    Bigger beats sound quality or sightlines every time
    Audience numbers define an artist's status, so everyone wants to play the biggest venue they can
    38AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:42
    Morning Musume was on the decline and puffed themselves up by playing Yokohama Arena — basically pressuring their juniors with a "you get what I'm saying, right?" vibe
    They can't fill a venue over 11,000 capacity anymore
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:44
    Even SSA in arena mode was something °C-ute only managed for their breakup concert
    SSA in stadium mode would probably need something on the scale of all of Hello! Project disbanding
    41AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:52
    To the old guy insisting °C-ute were big sellers — the general public barely noticed them
    42AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:58
    PIA Arena MM is the worst
    It's basically just a boxy four-story Budokan
    The stage is farther away and harder to see than at Budokan
    The only upside is that it's new and the bathrooms are clean
    74AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:08
    Don't get your hopes up too much about Kohaku
    I'm worried you guys will lose it if they don't get picked
    77AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:10
    Re: #74
    The fans probably see it as more of a "would be nice" thing
    but I bet anti-fans posing as supporters will gleefully spam about it
    75AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:08
    Nah, at this point if they're not picked it'll look like NHK completely failed to read the room
    76AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:09
    There's still plenty ahead, like overseas festivals or commercials
    Looking forward to it
    111AnonymousSep 10, 2026 03:24
    TV commercials matter a lot
    And not just spot ads — a year-long contract with a major sponsor
    At that level, the sponsor will even put its name on live shows
    which would push even an agency reluctant about large-scale concerts to finally get moving

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Juice=Juice is an idol group under the Hello! Project umbrella. CD sales reaching “million-seller” status is no longer realistic in this era, with streaming and subscription playback counts now more commonly cited as the relevant metric — and comments like “million sellers just don’t happen anymore these days” stood out in the thread. On venue prestige, K Arena Yokohama, a new roughly 20,000-capacity venue, was presented as ranking above Yokohama Arena (about 17,000 capacity) and Nippon Budokan (about 14,000 capacity), both of which Hello! Project has traditionally used to confer status — making “size is justice” one of the thread’s central viewpoints. Meanwhile, one post included an image of a TVer show as evidence the group has already landed its own terrestrial TV program, creating a disconnect over whether one of the four listed conditions has in fact already been met. On the question of a Kohaku Uta Gassen appearance, some were optimistic, pointing to junior group M!LK’s appearance on Kohaku with a comparable audience draw and saying “it’s doable,” while others noted that expectations have risen to the point where NHK would look like it “failed to read the room” if the group isn’t selected. One point readers may easily misread is that these “tasks” aren’t official goals set by Hello! Project itself, but benchmarks that 5ch users devised on their own.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Juice=Juice’s only unaccomplished tasks are down to “Kohaku Uta Gassen,” “million-seller,” “a venue bigger than K Arena,” and “own terrestrial TV show” wwwwwwww.”

  • Naked Man Spotted in Ageo Park — 5ch: “Naked But Wearing a Bike Helmet, Now That’s a New One”

    Around 5 p.m. on September 8, 2026, a chubby-looking man estimated to be in his 30s to 50s was reportedly seen completely naked in a public restroom at a park in Kasuga, Ageo City, Saitama Prefecture, prompting the Saitama Prefectural Police to appeal for information. The man was said to be about 180cm tall, wearing a mask and a bicycle helmet, and had arrived by bicycle. On 5ch, the first thing that caught people’s attention was the awkward combination of the stock phrase “occurred” — typical wording in these police safety bulletins — with the word “naked,” which set off a wave of jokes about the suspect’s build and gear.

    According to the Saitama Prefectural Police, at around 5:00 p.m. on September 8, an incident of nakedness “occurred” in a park in Kasuga 1-chome, Ageo City. (Description of the individual: male, 30–50 years old, completely naked, approx. 180cm tall, chubby build, wearing a mask, wearing a bicycle helmet, on a bicycle)

    ■ Circumstances: He was seen naked in the restroom.

    ■ Nearby facilities: Kita-Ageo Station (JR), Ageo Station (JR), Ageo Municipal Fujimi Elementary School, Ageo Municipal Chuo Elementary School, Saitama Prefectural Ageo High School

    Source: news.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:36
    What kind of sentence structure is that
    138AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:03
    Re: #3
    Guess "occurred" has just become the standard phrasing now
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:36
    Re: #1
    So it's basically naked except for the helmet?
    6AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:36
    Do chubby guys have some obligation to get naked or something?
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:38
    Why do chubby middle-aged men always end up naked so fast
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:38
    Was "that" wearing a helmet too, I wonder
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:38
    What do you think about this, guest commentator Kusanagi?
      ↓
    10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:39
    Is "nakedness" really something that "occurs"?
    21AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:44
    Re: #10
    It's a Super El Niño year, so it's a bumper crop
    99AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:27
    Re: #10
    "Occur" (hassei) is basically "fertilize" (jusei) in biology-speak — no wonder everyone's naked
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:39
    If he's fat at 180cm, that's not "chubby" — that's sumo wrestler territory.
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:43
    This has gotta be the same guy
    Caught → not prosecuted → moves to a new spot, rinse and repeat
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:44
    Another "occurrence"… guess he's one of those guys who can't poop without stripping down completely
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:45
    Even at 180cm, if his BMI's over 30 he'd still count as chubby, no?
    29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:46
    180cm isn't "chubby" — that's just a big guy
    30AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:47
    All dressed up in his finest birthday suit — where's he even headed?
    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:47
    You guys call everyone "chubby" way too much.
    Itakuma's just average build.
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:47
    Say "Ageo" and you think "underwear"
    So he finally took his underwear off too?
    35AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:48
    Tokyo scared me.
    I was in a bookstore when a man and woman dressed like street performers, total thugs, started cursing at me and calling me a country bumpkin.
    I don't have a single drop of "Tokyo blood" in me — I'm Japanese.
    They advertise Tokyo as easy to live in, but utilities are expensive and the locals have nasty attitudes.
    It's the absolute last place I'd want to move to with my kids for a job transfer.
    37AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:48
    At this rate they'll start numbering and naming these guys like typhoons
    38AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:50
    In Lamesaitama, getting naked outside is just an everyday thing (a jab at Saitama's "uncool" reputation)
    55AnonymousSep 9, 2026 23:56
    Do skinny guys have some kind of nudity complex?
    Maybe once you get chubby you just lose all sense of shame
    59AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:00
    Re: #55
    No body fat means you get cold easily
    77AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:11
    A mugger stripping people? Public safety really isn't what it used to be
    79AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:13
    Re: #77
    "Stripped him of everything he had," huh
    134AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:54
    You guys really show up everywhere lol
    152AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:15
    Re: #134
    ( ;゚Д゚) We're omnipresent everywhere, just like Lain, existing as part of the collective unconscious
    156AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:17
    Re: #134
    More like a quantum being — the moment you try to catch it, you can't lol
    149AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:12
    Lately my phone's local news app keeps pinging me every few days about a guy exposing himself in Hachioji. Makes you wonder if it's the same guy who just never gets caught and keeps reoffending.
    154AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:16
    Re: #149
    Hope he gets attacked by a bear
    158AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:18
    Re: #154
    Bear-attack season is coming up, after all
    163AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:22
    Re: #154
    Fine if it's just this guy who suffers, but once a bear starts seeing humans as prey, depending on the individual, even an Asian black bear can turn into one that actively hunts and eats people
    183AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:38
    ・Age: 30–50
    ・Height: 180cm
    ・Chubby build
    ・Mask
    ・Bike helmet ← LMAOw
    ・Bicycle
    ・Location of "occurrence": restroom
    186AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:48
    Re: #183
    Naked but rocking a bike helmet, that's a new one lol

    Background and Key Points

    Police safety bulletins are often written in stock phrasing like “a suspicious person has occurred,” applying the word “occur” — normally used for events or phenomena — to human behavior, which gives the reports a distinctly stiff, bureaucratic feel. This time, that stiffness collided with the word “naked,” and it was the odd phrasing itself, more than the actual content, that got people laughing first. Meanwhile, similar cases of indecent exposure have been reported sporadically across the Kanto region, and some in the thread speculated it could be the same perpetrator — but that’s purely conjecture among residents online, and there’s no confirmation that the Saitama Prefectural Police have linked this Ageo case to incidents elsewhere. It’s also worth noting that, at this stage, the suspect has only been reported as sighted and has not been arrested or identified.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “[Saitama] Nakedness Occurs in Park, Suspect Believed to Be a Chubby Middle-Aged Man.”

  • Director Taisei: Juice=Juice’s Breakout Success Was ‘Just Luck’ — 5ch Calls Him ‘Refreshingly Down-to-Earth’

    Taisei, the director behind Juice=Juice’s music production at Hello! Project, sparked discussion on 5ch’s Hello! Project board after saying of the group’s rise: “I honestly think grabbing this chance was just a coincidence, but I’m glad it’s shone a spotlight on everything Hello! Project has built up over the years.” Some took it as modesty, while others questioned whether it was really luck at all, pointing to the strategy behind the group’s TV appearances and song selection. The thread split over whether Taisei is simply level-headed — or quietly calculating.

    Nikkei Entertainment!

    @nikkei_ent

    [On sale now!]

    Source: amazon.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:13
    Re: #1
    Yeah
    It's an offshore company, isn't it
    3AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:13
    Isn't making people notice them literally your job?
    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:14
    Honestly, I respect him more for recognizing that clearly and just saying it straight
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:14
    Re: #1
    Why's this guy talking like it's none of his business?
    He does call himself the director, doesn't he?
    15AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:19
    Re: #5
    What do you even think a director does?
    99AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:32
    Re: #5
    Should he shamelessly claim 'I raised them,' like you would?
    Stepping back the way Taisei does, and crediting the members' own effort — and by extension the idols who've steadily built up Hello! Project — over himself, is exactly what separates people who can praise others over themselves. That's the real measure of character
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:16
    Re: #1
    Is he picking a fight with the Juice=Juice members who believe in the power of words (kotodama)?
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:16
    He's genuinely right, though
    so why are the Juice fanboys (汁カス, a derisive nickname for Juice=Juice's fandom) kicking up a fuss?
    10AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:17
    Organic
    Spontaneous
    Coincidental
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:20
    Re: #10
    A coincidence and something arising naturally aren't the same thing
    Something arising naturally is inevitable, not random
    11AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:18
    Members are just cogs in the idol-management machine, after all
    idols are basically clueless kids with no choice but to obey
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:21
    Re: #11
    It's the Hello! Project fans who are clueless
    They know full well idols are stage-managed
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:19
    Taisei's surprisingly level-headed and sane, huh
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:19
    The real reason is that Yamazaki Aoi's songs were good
    Would you even call that a coincidence?
    111AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:33
    Re: #14
    According to the Juice=Juice fandom, even Yamazaki's songs being good is somehow thanks to Juice=Juice
    18AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:20
    If you know TV appearances are paid promotion, there's no way any of this is a coincidence
    Fooling idiots into thinking they went viral and got flooded with offers is straight-up dishonest
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:20
    Re: #15
    Isn't this guy the one picking the songs?
    94AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:32
    Re: #20
    A director wouldn't have that kind of authority
    at most he handles vocal coaching
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:21


    32AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:22
    Coincidence x Coincidence
    33AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:22
    Ichika-chan, Ichika-chan
    39AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:24
    I mean, they even made it a B-side
    44AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:25
    Re: #39
    Classic case of hindsight genius
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:26
    Taisei-chan, Taisei-chan
    55AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:27
    If it weren't for Hello! Project, someone like Danbara wouldn't have become an idol in the first place
    it's a whole stack of coincidences piled on top of each other
    66AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:28
    Re: #55
    Is that a diss?
    80AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:30
    That's a canned answer, calculated to dodge getting called arrogant by you guys
    he's probably praising the members behind the scenes, but I'm not a fan of people who play it that smart
    106AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:33
    Re: #80
    He's probably just giddy from suddenly being in the spotlight — kinda cute
    116AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:34
    Go thank Yonemura and Kubota
    121AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:36
    Re: #116
    Now it's Juice=Juice's turn to pull Ocha (Ocha Norma) up!
    so what exactly have the Juice=Juice members been doing for that, day to day… doing… anything?
    132AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:38
    Re: #121
    Airi did her best, though
    152AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:46
    Re: #121
    Promoting other groups is the staff's job
    what are the staff even there for?
    why should the insanely busy Juice=Juice members be stuck doing promo work for other groups too?
    120AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:35
    Re: #111
    Misunderstandings are scary, huh
    130AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:38
    Re: #120
    It's just a fact
    you're the one who's mistaken
    123AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:37
    I don't get how 'Moremi' somehow became treated as a good song
    143AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:43
    Re: #123
    It is a good song
    in a scene like Hello! Project where songs are almost all built purely for first-week sales and treated as disposable, staying relevant and being listened to for over a year is clearly unusual


    Or what, is that your mindset too? lol
    151AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:46
    Since when did he become Juice=Juice's general producer?
    155AnonymousSep 9, 2026 12:48
    Re: #151
    It was written in Nikkei Entertainment
    apparently Taisei has been overseeing Juice=Juice's music ever since their 1st album 'First Squeeze!'

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    According to the Nikkei Entertainment article quoted in the thread, Taisei is said to have continuously overseen Juice=Juice’s music since their 1st album, “First Squeeze!,” released in 2019. His comment can be read as modesty given that position, but on 5ch some pointed out that “he likely doesn’t have authority over song selection — probably just vocal coaching,” while others were skeptical of calling it a “coincidence” at all, given that TV appearances are themselves a form of promotion. A common point of confusion is that the title “director” doesn’t automatically mean control over the group’s overall direction, and the thread itself showed differing views on just how far his authority actually extends.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Taisei: ‘I honestly think Juice=Juice grabbing this chance was just a coincidence, but I’m glad it’s put a spotlight on everything Hello! Project has built up, thanks to Juice=Juice’.”

  • Foreign Women Thrust Flags at Restaurant Staff Demanding ‘Donations’ Across Japan — 5ch: ‘Is This Petty Scam Trend Going Around?’

    Reports are piling up across Japan of unfamiliar foreign women holding out a national flag and refusing to leave restaurants until they get a “donation.” According to a TV Asahi news report, the flags being offered are cheaply made — so thin you can see through the back of them — and in some cases the women communicated by gestures, claiming they “can’t hear and can’t speak.” Since the same method is showing up in multiple locations, some suspect this isn’t just isolated bad behavior but an organized petty-swindling operation. On 5ch, users speculated about why a flag specifically is being used, with many recommending reporting incidents to the police or immigration authorities.

    Across the country, incidents are piling up in which unfamiliar foreign women hold out a Japanese flag and demand money under the guise of a “donation.” What exactly is the purpose behind this?

    A mysterious foreign woman “refuses to leave”

    “It’s really thin — you can see through the back of it”

    Source: news.tv-asahi.co.jp / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:31
    I want to ask someone who really knows this stuff —
    if we keep actively accepting more foreign workers, will small and mid-size sash (window/door frame) makers out in the regions lose work? Go under?
    5AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:31
    Peddling flags like this doesn't damage anything, but it sure tanks their image, huh
    9AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:32
    Is this kind of petty swindling actually trending now?
    13AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:33
    Isn't the right move to secure your safety, make a citizen's arrest, and call the police?
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:35
    Should've just told her you're calling the cops for refusing to leave —
    she might've been an illegal overstayer for all we know
    23AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:35
    There was news recently about foreigners barging into bars in groups, starting to play guitar without the owner's permission, and hitting customers up for money
    24AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:35
    Swap it out for a Chinese flag instead —
    throw in a Xi Jinping pin-up photo too
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:36
    Guess they can't damage them anymore (thanks to the flag-desecration law), so now they're just offloading stock
    156AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:15
    Re: #25
    Yeah, that's probably it…
    30AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:37
    For pushy peddling like this, it's totally fine to call the police
    82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:50
    Re: #30
    Ah, I see — that's why they framed it as a "donation"
    58AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:41
    A business model that exploits flag-desecration law showed up fast — what are we even supposed to do about this
    70AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:45
    Re: #58
    As long as you don't damage it, anything goes, huh
    88AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:51
    Re: #1
    > "I can't hear and I can't speak."

    Bet the second a cop shows up she makes a miracle recovery, just like Eddie Murphy in 'Trading Places'
    162AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:17
    Re: #88
    Should've just said you're calling the police and watched how she reacts
    154AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:13
    Forcing pamphlets or textbooks on people is something both the right and left have done forever —
    monks doing takuhatsu (alms-begging rounds) are basically the same thing lol
    177AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:22
    Re: #154
    If the alms-begging monks are the real deal, there's still plenty of room to understand it, but
    there have always been guys who actually got hurt on a construction site, then dress up as a wounded war veteran singing "Ringo no Uta" (a famous old postwar song) to accordion accompaniment — except you can tell at a glance their age doesn't add up
    That type has been around forever
    159AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:17
    What about those Southeast Asian-looking groups near train stations who show you photos of themselves with kids from some vague 'poor country' and hit you up for 1000 yen?
    163AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:18
    Re: #159
    Didn't know that was a thing too
    Which station?

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    This incident has been covered by multiple commercial broadcasters, and what stands out is that the same tactic has been confirmed in locations across the country. Many thread posts linked the method — handing someone a flag “without damaging it” while demanding money — to Japan’s legal restrictions on flag desecration, but that’s speculation from posters, not a motive officially stated by the news reports. Similar tactics have been reported before, such as soliciting donations near train stations by showing photos of children, or demanding money through unauthorized street performances, and some see this case as a variant of those. As for how to respond, many suggested showing clear intent to call the police on the spot or consulting immigration authorities, with support for the view that taking a firm stance against suspicious individuals is effective. It’s also worth noting that the reports don’t name any specific nationality or organization, and assumptions about nationality made in some thread posts remain unverified.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (News Speed+) thread “Forced Flag Sales? Unfamiliar Foreign Women Refuse to Leave Restaurants Demanding ‘Donations’ Across Japan.”

  • Asakura Mikuru Offered Kimura Takuya a YouTube Collab—Got Ghosted, Say 5ch Users: ‘Different League Entirely’

    An old episode has resurfaced and gone viral on X: back in a March 2024 video, fighter-turned-YouTuber Asakura Mikuru revealed that he had once offered Kimura Takuya a YouTube collaboration—only for it to go nowhere. The story blew up again around Asakura’s September 10, 2026 comeback fight at ‘Super RIZIN.5.’ Asakura, a pioneer among fighter-YouTubers with 3.54 million channel subscribers, apparently never managed to connect with the actor. Reactions on 5ch ranged from ‘stop whining about being turned down’ to broader debate over the gap in status between a YouTuber and a movie/TV star.

    “Got Casually Ignored”—Asakura Mikuru’s “Humiliating” Past Attempt to Collab with Kimura Takuya… Some Scoff: “There’s Nothing In It for Kimura”

    MMA fighter Asakura Mikuru steps into his first comeback fight in nine months—since New Year’s Eve 2025—at ‘Super RIZIN.5’ on September 10. Now, an old story about him once pitching a YouTube collaboration to actor Kimura Takuya has spread on X, drawing renewed attention.

    “Asakura, who boasts 3.54 million channel subscribers and is a pioneer among fighter-YouTubers, posted a YouTube video back in March 2024 showing an izakaya chat with fighters from BreakingDown, the MMA event he runs as CEO. When the topic turned to celebrities they’d like to meet, he suddenly revealed, ‘You know, I actually offered Kimura Takuya a collab,’ disclosing that he had reached out to the actor.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Don't go around pathetically bringing up getting rejected in the first place.
    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Can't the guy pick his words better?
    Casually throwing around stuff like 'ignored' that makes the other person look bad.
    7AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:03
    Re: #4
    Sopu (the comedian) was kind of like this too.
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    There sure are a lot of YouTubers with a wildly inflated sense of their own importance.
    6AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:03
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:04
    Kimura's latest video—some baffling thing about buying a hand towel in Daikanyama—has 1.5 million views.
    Guess he never needed to collab with Asakura after all.
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:05
    Sounds less like Kimura himself turned him down and more like his manager shut it down, right?
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:05
    Yeah, a YouTuber and Kimura Takuya are just on completely different levels.
    21AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:10
    Re: #12
    For young people and anyone who doesn't watch TV, YouTubers >>>>> Kimura though lol
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:06
    The great Kimura Takuya wouldn't even give someone like Asakura Mikuru a second glance lol
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:07
    As if some BreakingDown clown was ever going to land a collab like that.
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:07
    Re: #1
    YouTubers are basically local-TV-tier talent or below, come on.
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:09
    From Kimura's side, it probably just looked like some random nobody—or a sketchy guy—reaching out to him.
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:11
    > One wonders how Asakura feels about all this online chatter.

    He probably doesn't feel anything.
    It's a two-year-old story—that's about as belated a reaction as it gets.

    It's like posting a jab at something from the Part 1 thread of a Geisports board series, but doing it as your first post in the Part 30 thread.
    Everyone who was around for Part 1 got bored and stopped watching ages ago.
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:16
    Isn't Kimura's YouTube channel just free reruns of his TV show?
    It's not like they're producing fresh content for it, and it's all stuff from years back—fans probably aren't even watching.
    33AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:30
    Re: #25
    Actually, they've been filming new stuff lately.
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:17
    Asakura Mikuru might genuinely lose to Shibata (a rival YouTuber known for online feuds) if it came down to it.
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:23
    Kimura was right not to collab with a guy who can't even manage basic manners.

    Talk like 'his views are down' or 'he got ignored'—
    that kind of language only flies
    with the empty-headed Gen Z crowd.
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:29
    You're not as famous as you think you are, buddy.
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:30
    This says it all.
    //i.imgur.com/B7IbsH8.png
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:33
    I actually sent a collab offer through the comments on Kimura's own channel too—
    still haven't gotten a reply.
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:35
    If it had been Inoue Naoya (the world champion boxer), I bet Kimura would've responded politely. Just not for Asakura Mikuru, lol.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The source of this whole story is entirely Asakura Mikuru’s own remarks in a video he posted back in March 2024—there has been no comment or reaction of any kind from Kimura Takuya’s side. In other words, the claim that he was ‘ignored’ comes solely from Asakura’s own telling, and how Kimura actually took it remains unknown. The two-year-old episode seems to have resurfaced now simply because it coincided with the attention Asakura was drawing ahead of his comeback fight at ‘Super RIZIN.5’ on September 10, nine months after his last bout. Where opinions in the thread split was over how to compare ‘fame’ across two very different yardsticks—YouTuber versus actor: some pointed out that by subscriber count alone, Asakura comes out ahead, while others countered that it’s simply a different arena from the career Kimura has built in television and film.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geisports Sokuho+) thread ““Got Casually Ignored”—Asakura Mikuru’s Humiliating Past Attempt to Collab with Kimura Takuya… Some Scoff: “There’s Nothing In It for Kimura”.”

  • Emoto Takenori: “Teams with Losing Records Shouldn’t Make the Playoffs” — 5ch Divided Over His Baseball Reform Proposals

    Pro baseball commentator Takenori Emoto has put forward proposals to Nippon Professional Baseball on Climax Series (CS) playoff eligibility, the merits of the OPS stat, and the number of schools allowed into the Koshien tournament — and 5ch had plenty to say about it. His three claims — “teams with losing records shouldn’t make the CS,” “OPS is unnecessary, batting average/RBIs/home runs are enough,” and “cut the number of Koshien schools” — each split opinion down the middle, with some users calling for scrapping the CS altogether and others arguing Koshien should actually expand. The result was a single article that touched off several arguments running in parallel.

    ⟨Takenori Emoto’s Proposals for the Baseball World⟩ “Teams with Losing Records Shouldn’t Make the CS,” “OPS Isn’t Needed,” “Cut the Number of Koshien Schools” — What He Really Means

    It’s not just the pennant race — sharp-tongued commentator Takenori Emoto doesn’t miss a thing happening around the baseball world! Climax Series rule changes, the summer Koshien tournament, a flood of home runs from Japanese major leaguers… he cuts through all of August’s baseball news. ⟨Part 2 of 2⟩

    “The level of baseball is dropping, both in the pros and among high schoolers,” argues Takenori Emoto

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:39
    Isn't a pennant race with just 6 teams kind of ridiculous? The J.League has 60 clubs competing nationwide.
    4AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:41
    Re: #1
    You just can't keep up and find it a hassle, lol
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:42
    How kind of you all from the era when guys were smoking behind the dugout — back when the competitive level was so low — to share your opinions
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:44
    They could bump up the number of Koshien schools a bit. Actually, I'd love to see a couple of Taiwanese representative schools in there.
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:44
    The CS shouldn't exist in the first place — it's just a 6-team league.
    14AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:45
    OPS is necessary — it tells you when a guy's trash if it's low.
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:46
    Lol, the 3rd-place Yokohama team still hasn't climbed out of the red. The CS shouldn't be held at all, honestly. If they want to put on a show, just make it an exhibition series that doesn't carry a Japan Series berth.
    17AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:46
    I was thinking Emo-yan (Emoto's nickname) has turned into an old fogey, but then again he's been saying stuff like this since he was young — going on about how the dugout's full of idiots and whatnot.
    67AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:53
    Re: #17
    People don't just change because they get older. They only change if they turn conservative to protect their position, or if dementia sets in.
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:47
    Re: #1
    >"We're here to watch insanely fast pitches and the power of hitters smashing them back."

    Then go to a batting cage.
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:48
    Re: #18
    Apparently if you go every day, you end up with 70-something grannies smashing back 160 km/h pitches.
    22AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:50
    Just like Miyamoto (former player turned commentator), seriously, what's going on in the heads of people saying "expand the bench roster"? Teams can't even scrape together 9 players and you want to expand the bench… Shimizu of the Giants said the same thing, but at least he later corrected himself, admitting it would just give the powerhouse teams an even bigger edge.
    37AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:05
    Re: #22
    He probably thinks schools that can't even field 9 players should just fold. He's the type who won't feel any sense of crisis until numbers shrink down to rugby-team levels.
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:51
    They should just bring back the old first-half/second-half split season. NPB never reforms nearly enough — all they do is copy America bit by bit under the excuse of "internationalization."
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:53
    Koshien should be cut to either 32 or 64 schools.
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:54
    The Central League is adopting the DH now too, so things are different from back when Central and Pacific split into two leagues.
    https://column.sp.baseball.findfriends.jp/?pid=column_detail&id=097-20171126-11
    They should scrap interleague play, since it's almost always Pacific League teams that come out on top, and maybe bring back the single-league system that hasn't existed since 1949.
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:55
    You got any way to pay off that debt (losing record)? Just declare bankruptcy.
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:59
    Bottom line: what baseball needs is to expand to 16 teams. Then combine with Korea's 10 and Taiwan's 6 to build a 32-team league. MLB's heading to 32 teams too, so match it. And compete.
    29AnonymousSep 10, 2026 00:59
    >"The teams that made it to the final 8 were properly trained, none of them were soft. If only schools like that got picked to represent their region, we wouldn't even be having this dumb debate about switching to 7 innings for heat countermeasures."

    So true, right?
    If you let it all concentrate into a handful of powerhouses, baseball would be finished in an instant — it'd become no different from any other sport.
    The baseball world fundamentally has no sense of crisis.
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:00
    Japan's probably the only place still worshipping a meaningless stat like batting average. On-base percentage matters more.
    31AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Emoto: "OPS isn't needed"
    "…psst psst…(*´・ω・)(・ω・`*)…psst psst…"
    "Saying OPS isn't needed nowadays… right?"
    "This is why old folks…"
    "♫ Come on, let's update ourselves ♫"
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Re: #1
    >"Apparently older fans have stopped showing up at MLB ballparks lately, and it's because all this data keeps cluttering everything up. 'That's not what we came to see. We came to see insanely fast pitches and the power of hitters smashing them back,' he says."

    Makes no sense.
    Does data showing up somehow stop you from watching insanely fast pitches and hitters smashing them back?
    33AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:01
    Add 4 more teams and reorganize into 4 divisions — 2 leagues, East and West, 4 teams each. 1st place gets an automatic CS berth, and the top 4 teams by winning percentage among the rest fill the remaining spots — 8 teams fighting it out in the CS. That's the kind of reform I'd want to see.
    34AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:02
    [Summer Koshien champions over the past 10 years]

    Kinki: 5 times
    Kanto: 2 times
    Okinawa: 1 time
    Tohoku: 1 time
    Cancelled due to COVID: 1 time

    The winners are pretty much always the same regions. Tokai, Kyushu, and Shikoku, once powerhouses, have declined.
    35AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:02
    >"The appeal of baseball isn't staring at spreadsheets."

    Is this a dig at Nomura (Katsuya Nomura, the data-driven former manager)?
    I wonder what Nomura actually thought about OPS.
    Wasn't it not really mainstream in Japan while he was still alive?
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:04
    If it's just for the show, why not hold a knockout-style Emperor's Cup (soccer-style tournament) before the Japan Series? With interleague play, the Emperor's Cup, and the Japan Series, you'd get a nice balanced "domestic treble," just like in soccer.
    42AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:19
    Put the bottom teams into a promotion/relegation system. There's zero tension right now.
    45AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:22
    Re: #42
    Won't happen — the individual clubs hold more power than NPB itself.
    48AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:26
    Stuff like:
    – slugging percentage shouldn't factor into on-base percentage
    – reaching on a dropped third strike shouldn't count toward on-base percentage
    – if the pitcher's just wild and the batters before and after also draw walks/HBPs, that batter's on-base percentage should be voided

    …a stat like that would actually mean something. But OPS is just simple addition, so it can go past 100%. A "rate" stat that can exceed 100% doesn't mean anything. An OPS of 1.00 would mean being on base or hitting a homer 100% of the time, lol. Nobody in the history of any category anywhere has ever done that.
    50AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:30
    Re: #48
    OPS just happens to work well as a stat when you simply add the two together. That's exactly why calling it a "percentage" doesn't fit.
    61AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:40
    Re: #48
    It's OBP + SLG, so hitting a home run once every 2 at-bats also gives you an OPS of 1.00.
    72AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:13
    Re: #48
    By that math OPS comes out to 2.50. Since you're adding two separate metrics — OBP and SLG — the resulting number has nothing to do with percentages anymore. A number like 2.50 doesn't mean 250%.
    77AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:24
    Re: #72
    Then it's even more of a meaningless, flawed stat. "0.90 is great, 1.00 is even greater, bigger number = greater" isn't a "stat" at all. What's the actual difference in skill between a 0.90 guy and a 0.95 guy? Between 0.95 and 1.00? The numerical gap is the same 0.05 either way, but what's the real difference? Nobody can say, nobody knows.
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:33
    Re: #77
    "Bigger number = greater" is clearly what a "stat" is, lol.
    83AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:37
    Re: #77
    Ever heard of a distribution?
    80AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:31
    I think it'd make more sense to base the advantage on games back rather than on a losing record — like, a 10-game lead gets you a 2-win handicap, a 1-game lead gets nothing.
    82AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:35
    Re: #80
    Why specifically 10 games?

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The Climax Series (CS) is NPB’s postseason format, introduced in 2007, and the fact that a 3rd-place team with a losing record — a so-called “debt team” — can still qualify has long been a point of contention. OPS (on-base percentage plus slugging percentage) is a sabermetrics-style stat that has spread in recent years, and skepticism like Emoto’s remains deep-rooted in Japanese baseball, which has traditionally emphasized batting average, RBIs, and home runs. In the thread, criticism that “a stat is broken if simple addition can push it past 100%” was met with counterarguments that “it’s a number meant to be read via distribution, not as a percentage,” revealing some disagreement over how OPS is even calculated in the first place. On the question of how many schools should compete at Koshien, opinions split between those wanting to expand the field and those wanting to shrink it, given that some teams already struggle to field enough players amid Japan’s declining birthrate — making it a debate that didn’t reduce to a simple for-or-against split.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Takenori Emoto Makes Proposals to the Baseball World: “Teams with Losing Records Shouldn’t Make the CS,” “OPS Isn’t Needed — Batting Average, RBIs, and Home Runs Are Enough,” “Cut the Number of Koshien Schools”.”

  • 5ch on Apple’s New iPhone Event: “Guess Nobody Cares This Much Anymore”

    In the early hours of September 10, 2026, a thread was live-blogging Apple’s new iPhone launch event. Right from the start, word spread that “there’s apparently no plain iPhone 18,” but the conversation quickly drifted away from the new hardware itself and toward comments that “this isn’t as exciting as last time.” Posters said they could barely detect any major leap in camera or audio performance, and reflected on how it’s already been a year since the eSIM-only switch — while opinions on whether a foldable iPhone is even necessary were split, even among people who’d actually used one.

    1AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:56
    Anipan
    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:58
    There's no plain iPhone 18, right?
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:07
    Re: #2
    Apparently not.
    3AnonymousSep 10, 2026 01:59
    Let's see just how good Apple can make a foldable look
    11AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:06
    Guess Apple events just don't get this much attention anymore
    18AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:09
    Re: #11
    Because nothing ever really changes.
    13AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:07
    This thread's dead as hell
    16AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:09
    Re: #13
    Honestly there's basically nobody excited this time…
    Maybe just people who want the foldable.
    14AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:08
    300,000 yen for a phone — who's actually buying that
    19AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:09
    They're just gonna drone on about "AI this, AI that," aren't they?
    20AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:09
    Some video popped up so I put it on as English listening practice without knowing what it was — oh, it's the new iPhone.
    That red color looks nice.
    23AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    Seriously it's just AI and AI and occasionally "cloud," lol (草 = laughing, like "lol")
    24AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    Been a year already since they announced eSIM-only, huh
    25AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:11
    Nothing's really evolved.
    And Japanese people don't have the money for it anyway.
    26AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:12
    This has way less hype than a Nintendo Direct.
    What happened?
    28AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:13
    Re: #26
    Because it's just confirming what already leaked.
    27AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:12
    Is switching from iPhone to a Galaxy a good move?
    29AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:13
    Is that garbage Dynamic Island still not gone yet?
    30AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:13
    Ooooh, you can put a clock behind a person [in a photo]

    Who cares
    32AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:14
    Well, at this point there's nothing particularly new to say about camera performance or audio quality
    33AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:14
    It's less an iPhone thing and more that smartphones have hit a structural limit
    Ever since Jobs died, humanity's tech has been stuck unable to move forward
    36AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:15
    Performance gains are fine, just make it cheaper
    38AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:15
    What phones is everyone using? 📱
    https://youtube.com/shorts/ewsq4lTqMBs?si=zNu_T2LIcVR60ENq

    I figured only gyaru types (a fashion subculture) or Pro Max users would even bother replying, guess not
    39AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:17
    What are you even gonna do with an A20 Pro?
    Just release the budget version already
    41AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:18
    As an iPhone XR user, I'll be the one to witness this 😎
    42AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:18
    What's the point of pushing iPhone performance that far anyway?
    43AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:18
    Realistically, ever since Jobs put the iPhone together, neither other companies nor Apple itself have made anything but improved iPhones
    They're still going on about gaming and stuff — just make something fundamentally new already
    46AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:20
    Re: #43
    Guess it just proves the world can't move forward without a genius who can actually create something from zero
    60AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:26
    There's no official announcement of an end time, but in past years it usually wraps up in about 1 to 1.5 hours (typically around 3:00–3:30 AM).
    68AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:29
    Re: #60
    Damn that's long lol, what else is even left to talk about
    81AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:32
    Ah right, it's Apple, so it's not just the iPhone. Not really interested in audio gear though.
    83AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:33
    Re: #81
    There's probably still the watch to come too
    The foldable's probably gonna be last
    88AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:36
    Does it even need to fold in the first place 🤥?
    94AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:37
    Re: #88
    Nope
    I had one as a secondary phone before but ended up not using it
    95AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:37
    Re: #88
    You'd get it if you actually used one

    Background and Talking Points

    Apple’s keynotes tend, year after year, to have most of their content already revealed by pre-event leaks, so live commentary on the day often has the flavor of “checking the answers” rather than genuine surprise. In this thread too, rather than excitement over new information, comments focused on the lack of meaningful differences from past models and on price. Opinions on the foldable iPhone were split even among people who’d actually used similarly shaped devices — some said “I ended up not using it,” others said “you’d get it if you tried it” — suggesting users’ opinions were already fairly set before the event even began. It’s worth noting that the price figures and adoption numbers mentioned in the thread are based on 5ch users’ personal impressions and hearsay, not on any official Apple announcement or public statistics.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Apple’s New Release — One Minute Until the iPhone Event 😃😃“.

  • Which Juice=Juice TV Appearances Over the Past Six Months Were the Best? 5ch: “I Seriously Cried During the First CDTV Episode”

    A thread on a Hello! Project-focused 5ch board looked back at the TV programs Juice=Juice appeared on over the past six months, asking fans to weigh in on “what was good.” Comments poured in episode by episode: some said they cried during the first CDTV appearance, others praised the flame effects used in the second one, and several noted that on NHK’s “Uta Con,” the whole group appeared and got great treatment standing alongside major veteran artists. Topics ranged widely, from production highlights like the collaboration with Hiromi Go and the appearance at the Hamada Music Festival, to lighter behind-the-scenes moments like a member’s cat nearly escaping during filming — with posters split over which episode left the biggest impression.

    1AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:07
    Honestly, the Hiroshima local show was still the most entertaining one for me
    Mippuru and Tako got teased nicely by the comedians, that was great
    I get that music show appearances are the main focus, but I'd love more variety show spots too
    2AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:13
    Some of Tako's diehard fans seriously can't take a joke
    The bit where Bakarhythm (comedian) teased her was funny, but for some reason they got pissed about it
    5AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:17
    Re: #2
    A lagging fan? You may be an old-timer, but at this point you've basically turned into a complaint account
    8AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:22
    The first CDTV episode
    I seriously cried
    9AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:23
    Having all of Juice on Uta Con was great, right?
    Surrounded by that many big-name veterans, Juice got treated way too well
    10AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:23
    The Hiromi Go collab
    12AnonymousSep 10, 2026 02:25
    Reiruru's appearance at the Hamada Music Festival

    Background and Key Points

    Juice=Juice is an idol group belonging to Hello! Project, and fans often pay close attention to things like how often the group appears on music programs, how they’re positioned alongside other performers, and their so-called “treatment” as a barometer of the group’s standing. CDTV, Music Station, the TV Tokyo Music Festival, and NHK’s “Uta Con” are all flagship music programs, where the scale of the production and the star power of fellow performers tend to become talking points. In this thread, alongside opinions on the production quality, there were also posts mocking members’ singing and posts disparaging the appearance of other groups who appeared alongside them; those personal attacks were excluded when compiling this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “What did you all think was good among the TV programs J=J appeared on over the past six months?“

  • Voice actor Junichi Suwabe joins Suica mascot race with his own fan art — 5ch: “The penguin was fine as it was”

    On September 8, JR East unveiled three finalist designs for a new mascot to replace the long-beloved “Suica Penguin,” and opened voting to the public. In response, voice actor Junichi Suwabe posted an original character of his own design on social media, sparking a huge reaction. On 5ch threads, many pointed out that the official candidates felt oddly derivative, while just as many argued there was no need to replace the penguin in the first place — leaving opinions split between the old and new characters.

    Wed, 9/9, 17:20

    On September 8, JR East announced, “We’re starting the selection vote for Suica’s new mascot,” unveiling three characters to replace the familiar “Suica Penguin.” While the vote is underway, an original character from a hugely popular voice actor has become a massive hit.

    “Junichi Suwabe posted an illustration as his own ‘candidate.’ Suwabe, now 54, shot to fame in 2002 as Keigo Atobe in Prince of Tennis, and has since been active across anime, dubbing, narration, and hosting work” (entertainment reporter).

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:30
    Did the penguin even have a watermelon connection? (Suica is a homophone of "suika," watermelon)
    7AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:33
    Re: #4
    Apparently the penguin was chosen
    to represent the image of
    gliding smoothly along ("sui-sui," a pun on Suica)
    14AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:36
    Re: #7
    Good concept, honestly
    Compare that to those other three candidates… what even are those
    57AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:56
    Re: #7
    The penguin never gave off that vibe though
    8AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:34
    Looks like Jibanyan got reincarnated as a Shiba Inu (Jibanyan, the cat from Yo-kai Watch)
    20AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:39
    Re: #7
    I mean, going with Hitoshi Ueki wouldn't hurt the image, right? (Ueki's famous novelty song includes the lyric "sui-sui")
    22AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:39
    An illustration that shows zero originality whatsoever
    25AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:40
    Went in expecting it to really look like Jibanyan, and it's literally just the color scheme
    What's happened to people's design sense
    28AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:44
    Pick one from here
    45AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:50
    Re: #28
    That purple creature is gross in a way that's oddly addictive
    48AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:52
    Re: #28
    Feels like it's got a Chinese-market design sensibility
    77AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:10
    Re: #28
    Thought this was a troll post, turns out it's real
    29AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:45
    The current three are way better than that one that looks like something we've all seen before
    33AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:46
    Honestly, the penguin should've just stayed
    34AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:46
    Yeah, it really does feel derivative lol
    Reeks of Yo-kai Watch
    40AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:49
    Re: #34
    Any well-made mascot character
    ends up resembling something else by now
    They've been mass-produced that much
    Most animals have already been "hunted out" as mascot material
    42AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:49
    Isn't this just the penguin turned into a dog (lol)
    46AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:51
    Massive sense of déjà vu here
    That face is clearly ripped straight from some other character
    47AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:52
    At first glance you go "what is this?" but professional designers really are professionals
    49AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:53
    It's fine, but please make the colors easier on the eyes
    55AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:56
    Colors remind me of Chiba-kun
    My eyes hurt (Chiba-kun, the mascot of Chiba Prefecture)
    56AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:56
    Re: #1,5,43
    This looks just like one of the mascot candidates that was up for the Expo
    61AnonymousSep 9, 2026 17:59
    Re: #56
    My bad, meant to say
    the Tokyo Olympics candidate
    76AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:10
    Re: #61
    Bottom right? Does that even look similar?
    That's a raccoon dog
    64AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:01
    Su-squid🦑 (a pun combining "Suica" with "ika," squid)
    72AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:08
    They should've just opened it up to public submissions from the start…
    Actually wait, that would just bring back the copyright issues
    78AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:11
    Re: #72
    Yeah, if someone rips off a design from somewhere else and submits it, that causes drama
    81AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:11
    Looking at X (Twitter), the purple one seems to be popular
    That's the one that absolutely should NOT win lol
    Is this just people trolling for the joke?
    82AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:12
    Re: #81
    Someone's running a "Tashiro cannon" on it somewhere (slang for mass fake votes/reviews)
    83AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:13
    This is the kind of cuteness it needs
    https://pachimaga.com/free/2022/09/09/19684f260d75be0d046af4bb19a85531b7379297.jpg
    84AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:14
    Yeah, the penguin was fine as it was
    Why change it at all?
    87AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:16
    Re: #84
    Maybe the penguin's licensing fee was outrageous
    89AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:19
    Re: #84
    Its presence had faded, so they wanted some buzz
    92AnonymousSep 9, 2026 18:25
    Watermelon squid

    Background and Key Points

    What JR East actually published was a vote among three official finalist designs — Junichi Suwabe’s illustration was an unofficial “self-nomination” he posted on social media, and it isn’t actually one of the options in the real vote, which is easy to misunderstand. The article doesn’t reveal why the penguin is being replaced, and while the thread speculated about licensing fees or the involvement of the rights-holder company, none of that is confirmed information. Many commenters pointed out that the new candidates felt derivative — resembling Jibanyan from Yo-kai Watch or a past Tokyo Olympics mascot candidate — while a fair number also voiced support for Suwabe’s illustration, leaving opinions split over character design, official or not.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports Breaking News+) thread “Popular voice actor Junichi Suwabe joins the race for Suica’s new mascot to replace the “penguin” with his own illustration — a storm of praise: “I want to vote for this!”“.