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  • Giants Take Early Lead but Fail to Add On Against Tigers, Managerial Second-Guessing Ensues — 5ch: ‘He’s the National Vegetable’

    In a thread about the Giants-Tigers game at Tokyo Dome, the early innings became the hot topic. The Giants scored first in a scoring chance, but after opting for an aggressive at-bat instead of a sacrifice bunt, they failed to add another run, sparking a wave of criticism over the manager’s decisions. Cabbage’s continued struggles at the plate also came up, with one sarcastic comment calling him “the national vegetable” for always tasting the same. News that a large group of supporters had gathered from Tokyo, Osaka, Hokkaido, and Hiroshima was also shared, and the thread buzzed with both game commentary and debate over strategy.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:51
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager Thread #132
    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:51
    2025-2026
    Departures
    Released: 26 Imamura, 28 Takahashi, 36 Baba, 54 Otsaka, 95 Toda
    Free agency (released): 29 Griffin, 33 Keller, 39 Fulp, 42 Hernandez, 50 Okoe
    Active Player Draft (taken): 68 Kikuchi
    Player compensation (sent): 48 Tanaka C.
    Trade (sent): 59 Wakabayashi
    Posting system: 25 Okamoto
    Retired: 7 Nagano, 30 Kondo, 43 Shigenobu

    Demoted to developmental roster: 69 Sasahara, 90 Ishida Mitsuru, 94 Kita, 98 Suzuki, 99 Kyomoto

    Arrivals
    Draft picks: 21 Takemaru, 30 Tawa, 33 Kohama, 36 Yamashiro, 39 Minagawa, 99 Fujii
    Free agent signings: 9 Matsumoto, 43 Norimoto
    Active Player Draft (acquired): 54 Matsuura
    Trade (acquired):
    Other: 26 Whitley, 28 Howard, 29 Dalbec, 42 Mata, 56 Kitaura, 98 Ogasawara

    Promoted to first-team roster: 25 Daiki, 48 Luciano, 50 Tima, 59 Suzuki, 68 Utsunomiya, 69 Hirayama, 94 Chinen, 95 Sasahara

    2025 first-team roster count: 69
    2026 first-team roster count: 70

    Available uniform numbers
    7 18 55 83
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:51
    Tokyo Dome
    Starting Lineups
    [Giants] [Tigers]
    4 Urata 8 Chikamoto
    8 Cabbage 7 Tateishi
    3 Dalbec 9 Morishita
    2 Oshiro 5 Sato
    5 Sakamoto 3 Ohyama
    6 Izumiguchi 4 Nakano
    7 Maru 2 Sakamoto
    9 Matsumoto 6 Motoyama
    1 Takemaru 1 Murakami
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:53
    Nothing he could hit.
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:53
    Yeah, no way he was coming through in that clutch spot lol
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:53
    Heading out to the hair salon, so please stop Kurosaki Nanako for me, okay?

    75
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:55
    Re: #10
    Just get the barbershop owner to put the baseball game on the radio!
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:53
    Re: #1
    Thanks for the thread
    Just win
    That's all that matters
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:53
    ヽ(・ω・)/ズコー (a classic "thud" sound effect for a comedic letdown)
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Same old Cabbage.
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Same as always with Cabbage.
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    The slugger who electrified Koshien enrolled at a powerhouse university but dropped out after just three months, saying he'd "burned out at Koshien"… He later made a comeback in an independent league: "I couldn't give up baseball"
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/398f1865f4350bf975491308930987a4eeb72b8d
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Knew it, gone just like that huh.
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Same as ever when there's a chance to score.
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Cabbage always tastes the same, that's why he's the national vegetable (a pun: his name, Cabbage, sounds like kyabetsu, the Japanese word for cabbage).
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    That attack was a real 'the mountain heaves and out comes a mouse' situation — all buildup, no payoff (also a pun on Tigers' Ohyama).
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    With Ishizuka or Sasaki on the mound, that inning would've been a quick three-and-out.
    Gotta hand it to the veterans.
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Done in on the second pitch.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    Murakami isn't someone you can just hit easily — unless someone makes a fatal error, we're losing this 90% of the time.
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    If we win today does the magic number disappear?
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    This lineup really chokes in scoring chances, huh.
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:55
    Only getting one run here is going to come back to bite us later.
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:55
    Should've let Maru swing away there.
    With the pitcher's spot coming up next, it was basically already 2 outs anyway.
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:55
    Re: #30
    This is probably going to come back to haunt us.
    58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:01
    Takemaru
    Why throw a fastball to Tateishi
    He could've just stuck to forkballs and sliders.
    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:01
    Exactly, exactly.
    As long as he doesn't miss his spots at key moments, he's fine.
    64AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:02
    At this point we just have to hold on with this one run.
    68AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    [Giants] Unusually massive cheering squad forms for showdown with Tigers — over 40 people from four groups in Tokyo, Osaka, Hokkaido, and Hiroshima gather, Tokyo Dome erupts
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/97c17c372e95d7ab2a3c12a7bf40aa1c63621999
    76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:05
    Re: #68
    Can't tell if that's a lot or a little.
    71AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:04
    WAKA IS HEEERE ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!! (classic 5ch "he's here!" meme)
    82AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:05
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Jammed it.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The thread title “Acting Manager” reflects that the Giants are currently being led by an interim manager rather than an officially appointed one. The lineup shown includes draft pick pitcher Takemaru and high-school-drafted outfielder Urata, suggesting a roster that has undergone major turnover after the offseason release of players like Imamura and Takahashi and the free-agent additions of Matsumoto and Norimoto. Opinion in the thread split over whether it was right to swing away instead of calling for a sacrifice bunt with runners on first and second and no outs — a decision that drew heavy criticism once it failed to produce an extra run. Meanwhile, Cabbage’s ongoing slump kept coming up repeatedly, with talk even turning to whether his contract should be extended. That said, the final result of the game isn’t known from this excerpt alone — this is only a reaction to how the early innings played out.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello Pro) thread “Giants Acting Manager 133“.

  • Pompompurin: “My friends in Juice=Juice are a group where all 11 members are the stars”

    Hello! Project’s Juice=Juice appeared at the opening ceremony of “Pom Fes,” which kicked off on September 12 at the Yokohama Red Brick Warehouse, taking the stage as the very first act. Pompompurin, who’s marking 30 years since debut this year and just took first place in the “2026 Sanrio Character Grand Prix,” had a Hello! Project group headline the opening of his own flagship event. When Pompompurin introduced them at the ceremony as “those girls named after tasty things, just like me,” it sparked a debate on 5ch’s Hello! Project board over who actually got the spotlight treatment.

    “Pom Fes,” a festival starring Pompompurin, kicked off today, September 12, at the event plaza of the Yokohama Red Brick Warehouse in Kanagawa. Juice=Juice appeared at the opening ceremony and served as the first act of the live show.

    Pompompurin, celebrating 30 years since his debut this year, took first place in the “2026 Sanrio Character Grand Prix.”

    Appearing at the opening ceremony held from 11:00 AM, he opened with, “I want to call over some friends — those girls named after tasty things, just like me,” then joined the crowd in calling out, “Come on out, Juice=Juice!”

    Source: natalie.mu / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:23
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR_aGzSb0AA3q9E.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR_aG5taEAAx5Ll.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR_aHAYboAArw2Q.jpg
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HR_aHHdbYAA2m7M.jpg
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:23
    Wow, you really know your stuff lol
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:24
    Thanks, Pom!
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:25
    There's a mysterious beauty hiding inside that Pom costume
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:25
    Don't turn your butt to us, your butt!
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:25
    As expected of Pompompurin.
    You Juice=Juice haters bashing specific members ought to be ashamed of yourselves
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:26
    Irie's just a background player, right?
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:26
    They coordinated their outfits for this
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:28
    The only real stars are Reiruru and Mifu, honestly
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:28
    Following yesterday's pig…
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:28
    If Yanamin popped out of that Pom costume
    Rurun would burst into tears
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:33
    They didn't even say the thread title lol
    47AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:33
    That's amazing
    Sharing a stage with a national superstar
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:35
    This reaches all the way to the Sanrio crowd
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:35
    Pompom-Musubu-tan is in there too (a joke nickname mashing up Pompompurin with another mascot)
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:35
    Thank you, Pompompurin!
    51AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:36
    Pompompurin's 30th Debut Anniversary "Pom Fes" Kicks Off! Lavish Collab with Juice=Juice Delivers "Mote! Mi Amore" — "Pom Fes" Media Preview & Opening Ceremony
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwOuyvPVV-w
    52AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:38
    About half of them are just background extras though?
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:40
    Wait, was the slot right after the opening ceremony actually a good one to get?
    55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:43
    That's straight-up star treatment
    56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:45
    We don't accept anyone but Gaokki
    58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:48
    The opening gets the most eyes on it, after all
    That's a huge break for them
    59AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:50
    Simply because their screen time went up
    60AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    For some reason she always ends up being the slightly unlucky one lol
    61AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:54
    I think that's the one Nonaka's a fan of
    63AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:01
    Got bashed with "just hand your job over to Nonaka"
    64AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:02
    The loud one, the one who can't actually do it but points fingers like they're better than everyone, the selfish one, the hard-to-work-with one, the dumb one, the one with a smart mouth and an attitude, the unmotivated one, the stuck-up one
    Every single one of you is a star!
    67AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    Re: #64
    Ah, so THAT's what gave me the déjà vu
    65AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    Calm down, Kogata-san
    66AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    Enough with the Kogata copypasta
    68AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:04
    Both Kogata-san and Purin-kun really know how to read people
    69AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:06
    Does Mifu point a kitchen knife at people too?

    Background and Points of Debate

    “Pom Fes” was a commemorative event for Pompompurin, held at the Yokohama Red Brick Warehouse to mark 30 years since his debut this year and his first-place finish in the “2026 Sanrio Character Grand Prix.” The article doesn’t spell out exactly why Juice=Juice was picked as the opening ceremony’s first act, but Pompompurin himself introduced them as “those girls named after tasty things, just like me” — a pun linking the group’s name to sweets and drinks that served as the hook for calling them onstage. Opinions split in the thread over whether the slot right after the opening was a “flashy, high-profile break” or a “modest warm-up act,” with some pointing to the number of appearances and matching outfits as evidence for the former, while others singled out specific members as mere “supporting players.” Note that replies touching on personal likes/dislikes toward individual members or old in-jokes have been partly excluded, as they fall outside the scope of this article.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Pompompurin: “My friends in Juice=Juice are a group where all 11 members are the stars”.”

  • Mercari: ‘We Won’t Take Our Selling Fee’ Amid Chiikawa Collab Stolen-Goods Scandal

    The “Chiikawa” collaboration run by conveyor-belt sushi chain Kura Sushi was called off on September 5 after misconduct by an employee came to light. The problem: as early as September 3 — apparently before the collab had even begun — merchandise that hadn’t been distributed yet was already showing up for sale on the flea-market app Mercari. On September 7, Mercari officially responded to these listings, stating it “will not collect any selling fees” on them, but reports say that as of September 10 — three days later — plenty of matching listings were still up. On 5ch, opinion split over whether waiving fees alone actually stops the listings, and what responsibility Mercari bears for leaving suspected stolen goods up once it knows about them.

    September 12, 2026, 7:00 AM

    Searching “Chiikawa” on Mercari’s site on the afternoon of September 10 still turns up numerous listings for “this” merchandise — three days after Mercari publicly addressed the controversy on its official X account on the 7th.

    “Conveyor-belt sushi chain Kura Sushi had been running a ‘Chiikawa’ collaboration campaign scheduled from August 21 to September 30, but announced its cancellation on September 5 after misconduct by an employee came to light. On the major flea-market app Mercari, listings for merchandise that hadn’t been distributed yet were already confirmed as of the 3rd, and suspicions that an employee had been skimming stock had been circulating even before Kura Sushi’s announcement.” (IT journalist, same throughout)

    Source: news.livedoor.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:47
    Guess I'll watch Peace-kun — the world's most famous capybara, from Omiya Zoo — on YouTube while I have my snack
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:49
    The government needs to properly rein in these gangster-tier companies (hansha, slang for firms tied to organized crime)
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:50
    Even Rakuichi Rakuza (Nobunaga's old free-market policy) had someone accountable for it
    The government needs to hurry up and regulate this stolen-goods marketplace already
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:50
    Stolen goods are being fenced right out in the open
    Imagine if this were an actual licensed secondhand dealer (kobutsushō) — this would be a massive deal
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:51
    Is it true the person who reported this got their account suspended?
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:53
    This guy's always blowing up with complaints, huh
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:55
    So not taking a fee just means it's prime time for scalpers now?
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:56
    If you can't handle it, just shut the service down already, idiot
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:57
    Why bring this up only now?
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:58
    Does 'only one store was involved' still hold up? If so, narrowing down the suspicious-looking accounts shouldn't be that hard
    Everything else is legitimate resale
    'Legitimate resale'?
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:59
    Mercari, X, Amazon — always getting dragged, huh
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:59
    I honestly think Japan would be a little better off if Mercari just went under
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:00
    Re: #1
    Sorry, I have no idea what you're even trying to say
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:00
    I wonder how they're even determining what counts as fraudulent here
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:00
    Just scrap limited-edition collab merch entirely already
    It always either ends like this or turns into scalper bait
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:00
    Mercari: 'Next time, just use our Private Listing feature and pull it off smoothly!'
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:01
    The dark web — or should we say, the gray web: Mercari
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:02
    Well, Mercari's basically Japan's black market at this point
    39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    Re: #35
    Though the salaries there are pretty good
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:02
    Just rename the app 'Thief Market' already
    37AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:02
    They're not even taking a fee? So it's pure profit for the criminal then?
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    Embezzling company supplies and offloading them happens more than you'd think
    And they do it with a totally straight face too
    That's terrifying
    40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:03
    Re: #1
    Scalper: 'Wait, seriously? My margins just went up, guess I'll flip even harder now lol'

    That's exactly what's gonna happen, you idiot
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:07
    Usagi's like 'Wha— huh?!'
    Meanwhile Hachiware's saying 'This isn't about money — just turn it into a proper criminal case.' (Usagi and Hachiware are Chiikawa characters)
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:08
    Re: #50
    ???: 'I just wanna sell the stuff I stole!!'
    52AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:08
    Once arrests happen and they actually identify the sellers, they won't be able to just keep saying 'no fee for us' — a decent company has to at least look like it's trying
    68AnonymousSep 12, 2026 15:15
    Following Kura Sushi, JR Central's 'Chiikawa collab' goods may also be getting mass-resold
    https://hayabusa9.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/mnewsplus/1788850896/

    'Tokaido Shinkansen Tsutsu-Ura-Ura Journey' mini tote bag

    – Limit: 1 per person per day
    – Reselling or transferring the bonus item is prohibited

    ↓

    Only about a week since the campaign started, yet
    the same account has listed around 60 of them on Mercari
    and every single one has sold

    ↓

    People are speculating someone's been skimming stock

    ↓

    JR Central: 'We're ending on-site redemption and switching to mail delivery instead'



    i.imgur.com/KGtvP36.jpeg

    Background and key points of the debate

    “Not collecting a fee” is a separate measure from pulling listings down or issuing refunds — it just means Mercari is giving up a slice of the revenue it would otherwise have earned. Kura Sushi’s “Chiikawa” collaboration began on August 21 and was called off on September 5 over employee misconduct, but reports say that on Mercari, merchandise that hadn’t even been distributed yet was already listed as of September 3 — before that announcement — and that listings believed to match the stolen goods were still up on September 10, three days after Mercari’s official response. Thread opinion split two ways: one side argued that merely forgoing fees doesn’t actually stop the listings or cut into scalpers’ profits, while the other raised the regulatory question of what liability applies under the Secondhand Goods Business Act for knowingly leaving listings of stolen merchandise up. Worth noting — something easy to miss from the replies alone — around the same time JR Central’s Shinkansen collab goods were also reported mass-listed by a single account, framing this as a structural problem with flea-market-app skimming and resale that goes well beyond any one company.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “Mercari says it “will not collect selling fees” on transactions involving stolen Chiikawa collab goods.”

  • Chiba Rock Star JAGUAR Announces First New Song in 8 Years — 5ch Reacts: “You’re Still Alive?!”

    JAGUAR, Chiba’s “legendary rock star,” has announced his first new work in eight years. Public comments from him had dried up since 2021, when his agency announced he had “returned to Planet JAGUAR,” but after topping the Kanto/Koshinetsu block in FLASH magazine’s “Local Star Ranking,” he shared an update on his life for the first time in about five years. On 5ch, reactions spanned generations — from confused posters asking “Wait, wasn’t he dead?” to nostalgic memories of him buying his own TV airtime in the ’80s and recollections that his day job was running a clothing store.

    Published 9/12 (Sat) 6:00 AM

    SmartFLASH

    JAGUAR, Chiba’s legendary rock star, had his agency announce back in October 2021 that he had returned to Planet JAGUAR. This time, after he topped the Kanto/Koshinetsu block in the “Local Star Ranking” published in FLASH (September 23, 2026 issue), we reached out to his agency for an interview. They responded, “Since JAGUAR has returned to Planet JAGUAR, we can only accept questions handled through the agency.” So we sent over some questions and asked how he’s doing — his first comments in roughly five years.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
    Guess I'll eat dinner while watching Peace-kun, the world's most famous capybara from Omiya Zoo, on YouTube.
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
    Wait, wasn't he dead?
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
    Re: #3
    You've got no dreams, man. That's a boring way to be.
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:20
    Re: #3
    Listen up.
    Great Muta is not Keiji Mutoh.
    Got it?
    103AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:33
    Re: #3
    I feel like I saw that same news a few years back too.
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:11
    Let's go grab a bite at Nikke Colton Plaza~ (a real Chiba shopping mall)
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:22
    Re: #4
    Places to eat there have really thinned out, huh (´・ω・`)
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:13
    Could this be an AI JAGUAR?
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
    He used to buy his own broadcast airtime, right?
    What's his actual day job?
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:22
    Re: #12
    Murakami, the clothing-alterations guy.
    13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
    I thought I'd heard news of his death too, but it was just me misremembering.
    Guess this is what got misread as that:

    > On October 4, 2021, his agency announced, "He has returned to Planet JAGUAR, from the Earth he loved so much."
    84AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:14
    Re: #13
    That's right, there's never actually been a death report.
    And that's exactly what makes it great……
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
    Oh, the guy who used to be on TV for a while?
    I remember him, Jaguar-san.
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
    Woohoo!
    Jaguar-san is the greatest!
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
    Maybe some half-finished recordings or sheet music were left behind, and his buddies finished it for him?
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
    TV interviews are off-limits but he can still record music?
    Kind of a rude question, but is he living in a nursing home now?
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:19
    It's not 'Jaguar' — it's 'Jaguaaar.'
    55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:40
    Re: #22
    Professor Tokudaiji, may you rest in peace.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:21
    Who's the idiot that started the death rumor?
    I told you, he just retired due to old age.
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:23
    Wasn't he the president running several clothing stores?
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:26
    I wonder what Jaguar-san makes of this recent heavy rain in Chiba.
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:28
    So it really is pronounced 'Jagyuaa,' huh?
    39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:30
    Jaguar-san's physical body isn't even on Earth anymore, is it?
    Is he AI now?
    40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:30
    He's a company president, right?
    Something with a clothing store?
    44AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:33
    Re: #40
    Wasn't it a clothing-alterations shop?
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:31
    In Chiba,
    is he maybe more famous than X JAPAN?
    43AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:31
    I first learned about him when he showed up on that Famitsu DVD-focused release.
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:35
    A legendary figure that X (JAPAN) owes a debt to.
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:39
    Re: #46
    Yeah, that tracks.
    Saber-Tooth Tiger.
    90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:21
    Re: #46
    I heard it's not just X — plenty of amateur bands in Chiba from that era owe Jaguar-san one way or another.
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:38
    According to Wikipedia, he's 81-82 years old.
    70AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:01
    You're still alive?! (a stunned Kansai-style exclamation of disbelief)
    75AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:05
    Re: #70
    Seriously, exactly this.
    Was he hospitalized or something?
    76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:08
    Re: #75
    Isn't this the second-generation one?
    71AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:02
    Jaguar-san, who used to write a column in Comptiq.
    95AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:25
    Re: #71
    I liked Tsuribata Gekihiko.
    89AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:20
    Who's that?
    I'm not some TV-obsessed geeky otaku like the old guys on 5ch, so I wouldn't really know.
    97AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:27
    Re: #89
    A rich guy from Chiba.
    Back around the '80s, he bought up broadcast airtime to promote his own self-written songs.
    100AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:28
    Didn't Matsuko and Murakami already wave bye-bye up into the sky?
    101AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:31
    Re: #100
    Well, if he went back to his home planet, that'd make sense.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    JAGUAR is a Chiba-based local star known since the 1980s for his distinctive method of buying his own TV and radio airtime to broadcast his self-written songs — a figure said to have influenced Chiba’s amateur music scene. In October 2021, his agency announced that he had “returned to Planet JAGUAR,” and because many took the metaphor literally, rumors of his death spread; several posters in the thread likewise reacted with “Wait, wasn’t he dead?” In reality, it was simply his own idiosyncratic way of describing his retirement/hiatus — according to Wikipedia he is currently 81-82 years old and very much alive. This time, after placing first in the Kanto/Koshinetsu block of FLASH magazine’s local-star feature, he gave his first comments in about five years, leading to the announcement of his first new work in eight years. The thread also features nostalgic memories of his day job as “president of a clothing store,” along with jokes mixing him up with the pro wrestler Great Muta — all pointing to a figure whose fame varies sharply by generation.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Music] “I’m watching over everyone on Earth!” — Chiba musician JAGUAR makes shock announcement of “first new work in 8 years”.”

  • Yuke’s Pushes Switch 2 Ports for Aquaplus Games — 5ch Debates Whether the Console Is a ‘Third-Party Graveyard’

    Game developer Yuke’s has become a hot topic on 5ch after signaling plans to push forward with Nintendo Switch 2 ports for titles from its subsidiary Aquaplus. In the thread, posters pointed out how Aquaplus ramped up its Switch releases following a change in company presidents, with several citing the specific point when the series shifted from PS-centric releases to simultaneous Switch launches. Meanwhile, others questioned the value of porting to Switch 2 at all, pointing to data showing third-party software sales on the platform trailing those on PS5, which sparked further debate.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
    Another 'de-PlayStation' move, huh? (脱P is 5ch shorthand for developers pivoting away from Sony's platform)
    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:58
    Could someone make another Berserk game already?
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
    Re: #2
    They licensed it early on when the series was just taking off, but both the Dreamcast and PS2 versions flopped hard — that's probably left a scar.
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:58
    Not enough faith.
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:59
    Re: #3
    Aquaplus is a Yuke's subsidiary now, so they can't just do whatever they want anymore.
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
    Re: #5
    Well, honestly, a deep-pocketed company bought them out more than 10 years ago, and they've been passed around between owners every few years since. As for Aquaplus today…

    Honestly, things changed the moment second-generation president Naoya lost his authority as representative. Pretty easy company to read.
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:01
    Yuke's — is that the company that used to make pro wrestling games and ran that late-night TV show?
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:03
    Don't you know Switch 2 is a third-party graveyard? Its domestic install-base numbers only look good on the surface — check actual third-party software sales and it's selling worse than the PS5 😂
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
    Re: #11
    PlayStation has no future left anyway. From here on, it's about releasing on Switch 2 to bring in new players.
    19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:07
    Re: #11
    Falcom: 'We were saved because we'd already shifted to Switch. If we'd moved later, we'd have gone into the red.'
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:23
    Re: #11
    Get it through your head — it's not selling on that 'trash station' (derisive nickname for PlayStation), so now they're crawling to Switch 2 for help.
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
    Just hurry up and put out Dungeon Travelers already. (ダントラ = shorthand for the Dungeon Travelers series)
    23AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:11
    They should just port the Dungeon Travelers trilogy — the Vita's on its way out anyway.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
    Re: #16
    Re: #23
    Sounds like it even got turned down on Steam, so that's probably a no-go.
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:12
    Re: #1
    This is just standard multi-platform releasing — nothing new.
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #24
    Though it only lists two destinations for the ports: Switch 2 and Steam.
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
    Re: #22
    Back in the 'Tora' days I think they did whatever they wanted — they never released on Nintendo hardware at all. It's only quite recently that they finally started putting games out there. (「とら」likely refers to one of the studio's older titles)
    52AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:29
    Re: #29
    Utawarerumono Zan 2, released in December 2021, was a PS4/PS5 cross-gen release. Then the president got demoted in February 2022, and starting with Gitou Tantei Nosuri in December 2022, it became a PS4/Switch multi-release. From that point on, they started launching on Switch from day one too.

    Honestly, it was so easy to read. Naoya kept insisting it had nothing to do with him, but it's obvious.
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
    There aren't any Switch fans buying PlayStation, but there sure are PlayStation fans buying Switch.
    40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:22
    Re: #30
    Probably because, unlike the Nintendo diehards (mockingly called 'Nishi-kun'), they're not running on blind faith.
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:21
    Re: #19
    With an install base at the level the original Switch had, third parties can just barely survive in that market. But something like Switch 2, which has already stalled out hard and has no room left to grow? That's hell.
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:25
    Re: #38
    There's nothing wrong with them continuing to release software on Switch, though.
    42AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:24
    Re: #40
    Well, normal people don't hook up multiple consoles to their TV.
    44AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:25
    Re: #42
    Wait, don't Nintendo fanboys not even own a TV? Stick to the script here.
    47AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:26
    Isn't it kind of dumb to argue that in a thread that's literally about third parties fleeing? lol
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:28
    Re: #47
    They were originally a PC-focused adult-game (eroge) company to begin with — how did they end up being seen as a PlayStation company? lol
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:29
    Re: #1
    Examples of 'ditching Nintendo' (脱任):
    Level-5 in general
    Monster Hunter Rise (the lighter sub-series), Ace Attorney, Mega Man Battle Network, Monster Hunter Stories
    Dragon Quest Monsters, Octopath Traveler
    Demon Slayer games
    Story of Seasons, Rune Factory (Steam)
    56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:34
    Re: #50
    Examples of 'ditching PlayStation' (脱P):

    Persona 6
    Monster Hunter Wilds & Ascendance
    Kingdom Hearts 4
    Resident Evil series
    Final Fantasy series
    Yakuza/Like a Dragon series
    65AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:41
    Re: #62
    Re: #50
    They're all multi-platform, though.
    100AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:15
    Re: #62
    Re: #50 is also all multi-platform — funny how they're spinning it as if only Switch 2 got added as a multi-platform release. lol
    53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:32
    Even if they release it, it won't sell. 'Games sell well on Switch' only applies to Nintendo's own titles.

    Same-day launches — Onimusha, Resident Evil RE9:
    PS5: 76,530 / 155,373 units
    Switch 2: 19,499 / 38,793 units

    Later ports — Elden Ring, FF7 Remake, FF7 Rebirth:
    PS5: 90,017 / 702,853 (PS4) / 262,656 units
    Switch 2: 27,604 / 23,428 / 30,657 units
    67AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:42
    Re: #53
    PS5's late-release numbers are either 'uncountable' or stuck in the low four digits — what a trash console.
    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:40
    Re: #56
    Huh? They're all multi-platform releases.
    68AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:42
    Re: #65
    Something that's already multi-platform doesn't count as 'ditching PlayStation.'
    74AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:47
    Re: #68
    Exactly — it's just standard multi-platform releasing, so anyone calling it 'ditching PlayStation' or 'ditching Nintendo' is basically an idiot.
    76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:47
    Re: #68
    But even multi-platform releases get called 'ditching Nintendo':

    【Ultimate bad news for the 'pigs' (mocking slang for Nintendo fans)】The pigs' last hope, Vampire Survivors, ditches Nintendo lolololol
    https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1712802675/
    97AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:09
    Re: #68
    So I guess it becomes 'quit-P' in the sense of dropping the PS-first priority?
    78AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:48
    In Japan, it's basically as if only Switch 1 and Switch 2 exist.
    80AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:51
    Re: #78
    Because the PS5 is dead here.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Yuke’s is a development studio best known for fighting and sports games, and according to thread posts, Aquaplus reportedly came under its umbrella in recent years. It’s worth noting that the timing of the presidential change and the shifts in title release strategy are all based on anonymous posters’ recollections, not primary sources backing an official announcement. The debate split largely into two points. One was whether Aquaplus’s shift from PS-heavy releases to a Switch-focused approach should be called ‘de-PlayStation-ing,’ with pushback against applying that label to titles that were already multi-platform. The other was whether Switch 2 is actually a promising market for third-party software — the sales figures cited in the thread were limited comparisons across titles with different release timing and characteristics, and readers should keep in mind that they’re not sufficient grounds for directly comparing sales strength between platforms.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “Yuke’s: ‘We will push forward with porting Aquaplus titles to Switch 2’.”

  • Doubt cast on the ‘won’t sell because of low storage’ theory — 5ch: ‘The Switch sold fine with just 32GB’

    An article published on Toyo Keizai Online, which attributes the poor sales of PS5 and Switch 2 games to “insufficient console storage,” was picked up on 5ch’s game hardware board. The article argued that backward-compatible games eat up console storage and discourage purchases of new titles, while also pointing out a contradiction in Nintendo’s explanation that “unwanted games can simply be deleted.” In response, thread posters pushed back one after another, arguing the article’s premise has no basis — noting that the original Switch, which had only 32GB of storage, still sold software just fine. The discussion also branched into the difference between Switch 2’s pricey proprietary microSD Express cards and the old, cheap SD cards, plus a nitpicky argument over the “publisher” credit on certain Nintendo titles.

    On the matter of software sales trends: this is what the author calls the “storage cost” problem — the worry that if backward compatibility is kept, previous-generation games keep hogging console storage, which in turn saps the motivation to buy new titles. Nintendo explains that “unwanted games can be deleted, and save data (data storing game progress and player records) stays in the cloud, etc.,” but from the user’s perspective, that’s a major contradiction.

    Source: finance.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:13
    The same goes for Sony Group, but what I sense in this Nintendo attitude is the philosophy that "storage can be small because game software itself is easy to delete." I don't think that necessarily matches the not-always-rational psychology of users, though. I'd like Nintendo and Sony Group to deepen their hardware and software with a real understanding of this user behavioral psychology. Careful attention to how users actually feel should translate directly into stronger platform value and corporate value over the mid-to-long term.

    Sony, not thinking about user psychology at all!!
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:18
    Re: #2
    Calling it 'deepening' is dumb.
    The only real solution to more capacity is charging more money.
    97AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:18
    Re: #2
    What's with the "I don't think" it matches user psychology?
    You got any actual numbers to back that up?
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:22
    Nintendo made the SD cards you used on the Switch useless going forward, but PS5 let you carry over the SSD you'd used on PS4.
    PS6 will probably let you keep using whatever M.2 SSD you expanded your PS5 with too.
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:27
    Re: #5
    External hard drives are only good for archiving.
    You still have to install onto the PS5's internal storage anyway, so it doesn't help much.
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:28
    Re: #7
    It's not just for storing PS5 games — you can play your PS4 backward-compatible games normally too. What are you even talking about?
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:30
    Re: #7
    Sounds like you don't even own a PS5.
    6AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:25
    At least Nintendo's games have small file sizes.
    Stuffing a game full of data until it hits 300GB like an idiot is what developers with no real skill do.
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:32
    Re: #6
    Even Nintendo's own "just a Switch 2 edition" games are topping 40GB now, though.
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:33
    Once I got my PS5 I bought a 2TB external HDD and a 2TB SSD,
    and that completely freed me from any storage stress.
    The external drive is just for keeping PS4 titles on.

    For a handheld like the Switch 2, throwing money at it barely makes a dent, but PS5 is a different story.
    Sounds like a very 'Yasuda who never actually plays games' kind of article. (Yasuda being the article's author.)
    14AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:43
    Re: #11
    What are you even going to put in 5TB?
    Toddler games like that ¥50-billion Wolverine?

    Sony's Wolverine rated 'the most brain-dead toddler game in history'
    https://krsw.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/ghard/1789165514/
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:50
    This is going over 40GB with graphics like this?
    18AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:53
    It's not a baseless point, but there's a contradiction:
    the Switch, with only 32GB of storage, sold its games just fine.
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:04
    Re: #18
    Switch's launch titles blew past 32GB right out of the gate and didn't even fit on the internal storage.
    So many idiots trash-talk Switch 2's storage without knowing that.
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:01
    Deleting a game once you've cleared it is common sense everywhere except with Nintendo.

    Starting next generation it'll all be cloud gaming anyway,
    so the performance, storage, and memory problems solve themselves.
    82AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:02
    Re: #20
    You're never allowed to talk about graphics quality or frame rate again after that.
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:22
    Anyone who thinks Switch 2's key cards work the same way as regular Switch cartridges is just an idiot, plain and simple. (Key cards are Switch 2's card-based license system — many require a separate download to actually play.)
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:25
    Re: #26
    Nintendo's own core titles don't use key cards at all.
    And obviously, if you're comparing digital versions, the conditions are identical from the start.
    What matters more is the 8x storage advantage (still 4x even against the OLED model).
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:27
    Re: #27
    What about storage that can't even fit FF7 Rebirth and Revelations at the same time?
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:29
    Re: #29
    There were tons of examples like that on the Switch too.
    Some games were over 32GB right out of the gate — you needed a microSD expansion for even one game, let alone two.
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:30
    Re: #30
    Even if you buy the physical package on Switch 2, though…
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:32
    Re: #31
    Back in the Switch days there wasn't a name like 'key card,' but games running on the same principle existed — ones over 16GB that didn't fit on the game card and forced you to download the rest.
    Naturally that ate into console storage too.
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:36
    Re: #32
    Both have garbage storage, so what exactly is your point? On top of that, the SD card you used on Switch doesn't even work on Switch 2.
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:43
    Re: #33
    The Switch had storage problems just as bad as Switch 2, if not worse, and its games still sold fine — so Yasuda's argument that low storage is killing sales is contradictory.

    That's my take.
    And I only pushed back because you brought up key cards and claimed Switch 2's storage problem is more serious.
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:44
    Re: #35
    Most Switch 2 games are key cards, though.
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:06
    Re: #36
    All Nintendo titles are non-key-card, so that argument doesn't hold up.
    66AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:38
    38 Anonymous Is Desperate sage 2026/09/12 (Sat) 13:06:50.72 ID:lNzBXjY30
    Re: #36
    "All Nintendo titles are non-key-card, so that argument doesn't hold up."

    Turns out that was a lie.
    78AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:58
    Re: #22
    You could easily buy cheap SD cards for the Switch.
    Switch 2 uses EXSD (microSD Express), which is a lot pricier.
    Game file sizes themselves are also an order of magnitude bigger, so the storage situation is completely different.
    79AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:59
    Re: #78
    Why don't you go look up what SD card prices actually were when the Switch launched?
    87AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:10
    Re: #79
    Back then games were only a few GB, and you could buy 128GB for a few thousand yen, so that was plenty.
    SD was already a widely established standard to begin with — nothing like Switch 2's EXSD.
    85AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:08
    Dragon Quest Builders
    Dragon Quest Builders 2
    NEO: The World Ends with You
    DAEMON X MACHINA
    Bravely Default II
    Live A Live
    Go Vacation
    Fitness Boxing 3

    Publisher: Nintendo

    LOLOLOL of LOLOLOLOL ("kusa" — 5ch laughter slang, like "lol")
    86AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:09
    Re: #85
    So that means you lose.

    Because Nintendo is the one credited as the seller/distributor for those.
    91AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:14
    Re: #86
    Lol, an idiot who doesn't even know the difference between sales and publishing.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Behind this debate is the proprietary “microSD Express” standard adopted for Switch 2. Thread posters repeatedly pointed out that it’s pricier than the old generic SD cards, making the kind of cheap storage expansion possible in the original Switch era much harder now. At the same time, there was strong criticism that the article’s core premise — that insufficient storage determines how well games sell — comes with no numerical evidence to back it up, and the central rebuttal was that this contradicts the original Switch’s track record of producing many hit titles despite having just 32GB of storage. Later in the thread, opinion split over where to draw the line on “is it really a Nintendo game,” regarding third-party-developed titles for which Nintendo is credited as the “distributor (publisher).” That’s a separate issue from the article’s main point, but it’s easy to get tangled up in since it ties into how you interpret the fact that most Nintendo titles don’t use key cards (the proprietary physical card format).

    *This article was compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “‘Toyo Yasuda’: “PS5 and Switch 2 games don’t sell because they lack storage”” (a mocking mashup of Toyo Keizai and the author’s name, Yasuda).

  • Bad News Keeps Piling Up for PS5, 5ch: ‘The Real Hell Is Just Getting Started’

    A thread went up on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board arguing that bad news about the PS5 has been hitting one after another. Over the past few months there’s been a steady stream of stories about Sony’s game division — developer layoffs, the split between Kojima Productions and Sony Interactive Entertainment (SIE), and more. In the thread, posters noted that while the earnings figures themselves look solid, there seems to be a gap between those numbers and the actual mood on the ground, and debated whether media and users react differently to bad news of the same scale depending on whether it’s Nintendo or Sony.

    Not linking the URL, but apparently the Keiji Channel is saying the same thing

    Source: x.com / original post here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:16
    Well, the real hell is just getting started, you know
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:22
    Re: #2
    The drop in dev power from all these layoffs won't really show its effects until much later, and the PS5 is about due for the end of its hardware lifespan anyway.
    Once a huge game like GTA drops this late in a console's life, there's nowhere to go but down from there.
    The whole world's about to hit the state Japan was in after Monster Hunter (i.e., once the big system-seller has come and gone, what's left to move hardware?).
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:17
    They were furious at Sony, and I mean furious lol
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:19
    This is just the result of their own actions catching up with them now
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:19
    10 days into September? Or over the whole year?
    Realistically it's just a decade's worth of screwups finally coming home to roost
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:23
    If they're cutting Kojima loose, they'd better cut Insomniac too
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:24
    Everyone kept hiding behind 'but the earnings are good' and looking away, but honestly the bad news has been piling up for a while now
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:25
    Nintendo's bad news gets a pass, but it never works the other way around, so Sony's an easy target for smear campaigns
    15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:31
    Re: #13
    It's not like the media is ganging up to attack them.
    Though well, the actual earnings and hardware momentum don't change either way
    62AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:25
    Re: #15
    What are you talking about — Nintendo got absolutely hammered for ages too, that's exactly how this whole Direct thing got started
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:31
    Re: #7
    That GTA might turn out to be a trainwreck too, you know
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:35
    Re: #16
    Don't you dare disrespect this masterpiece running at 1440p/30fps with forced motion blur (sarcasm — mocking a technically underwhelming 'great game')
    21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:35
    Re: #20
    They even papered over the stock plunge right after the last Nintendo Direct.
    Well, maybe that kind of coddling is exactly why there's so little sense of crisis
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:46
    Re: #21
    Huh? It's not like it's Sony — this stuff gets reported immediately lol
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOFL100NN0Q6A910C2000000/
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:44
    Even the 'but overseas loves it!!' card is slipping away now
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:45
    Re: #29
    They're already disliked overseas to begin with
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:47
    Re: #31
    But it always gets put out fast like nothing ever happened. Same cycle every time
    49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:56
    Re: #32
    A stock drop doesn't even become news unless it's Nintendo
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:48
    PS6's outlook looks grim too. Though honestly that goes for every console these days
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 11:49
    Re: #34
    The worst part is the political-correctness push stays while the creators just keep disappearing one after another
    55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:07
    There's been way too much bad PS news lately ever since the State of Play — it's honestly funny at this point
    57AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:09
    Re: #55
    These past three and a half months have been absolutely wild…
    61AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:21
    At this rate the PlayStation 6 itself is probably getting cancelled…
    77AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
    Re: #61
    You'd want to think so, but the numbers coming out in the earnings reports are just too strong.
    That's what creates the gap with how things actually feel, and it just doesn't add up
    67AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:38
    Sony's latest earnings show the game division doing well, while Microsoft's gaming numbers are worse than Sony's.
    Question is where both companies go from here.

    Nintendo took a hit from rising memory prices, but with more third-party titles coming aboard, it looks stable.
    101AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:43
    Re: #67
    Who's saying Xbox games are worse than PlayStation first-party? Xbox first-party is stacked with great titles —
    Gears with Wolverine alone crushes it
    84AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:04
    Earnings strong, therefore: mass layoffs
    85AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:06
    Re: #84
    Doing well doesn't mean they won't do layoffs.
    Have you not noticed Hitachi's been doing exactly that for over ten years?
    90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:11
    Help meeee!! Keiji Channel! Keiji Channel should be able to spin this well!
    98AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:30
    Re: #90
    That's the same Keiji whose emotional dam burst over the Kojima–SIE breakup incident
    92AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:19
    It's Sony itself, of all people, bunching up all this bad news.
    Dropping the disc drive and then the Kojima Productions cancellation — they had to know that would draw hate.
    Maybe the thinking is it's better to squeeze all the bad pus out at once.
    They probably just want to clean house and move on to the next thing quickly.
    93AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:20
    Re: #92
    If they were going to do it anyway, they could've bundled it all together in mid-December after GTA6 launched.
    Why do it before GTA6, lol
    94AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:20
    What even is the Keiji Channel?
    You guys don't even own a PS5 but you sure know a lot about the PlayStation scene
    95AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:24
    Re: #94
    You don't know the Guru?
    Heathen.
    Bow down to the Guru.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    The games industry has seen a wave of global workforce cuts since around 2023, and it’s not unusual for major publishers to carry out large-scale layoffs even when their earnings figures look solid. Rising development costs and heavy reliance on big-budget titles are considered the underlying causes. One point debated in the thread was the claim that media and users react with different intensity to comparable bad news depending on whether it involves Nintendo or Sony — though it’s worth noting this reflects a subjective impression rather than any actual tally of coverage volume. Some voices also expressed concern about the PS6’s future, but as of this writing the current-generation PS5 is still in production and on sale, and no concrete announcement about a next-generation console had been made.

    *This article is compiled as excerpts and a summary from the 5ch Hardware/Industry (Geha) board thread “[Bad News] People Are Starting to Notice the PS5 Has Too Much Bad News.”

  • Juice=Juice and Pompompurin’s Collab Stage Video Sparks a Flood of Reactions

    A collab stage video featuring Hello! Project idol group Juice=Juice and Sanrio’s popular character Pompompurin was posted on X and became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hello!Project board. The clip is from a performance titled “Mi Amore,” and shows a costumed Pompompurin joining in on the dance. The thread was flooded with reactions to the cuteness, while fans also traded guesses about who’s inside the costume, compared it to past similar collabs, and discussed how hyped the venue seemed.

    @

    Juice=Juice and Pompompurin

    Collab Stage

    Source: video.twimg.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:47
    So the breakdown section (the quiet part before the final chorus) has two circle formations, huh
    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:50
    Pompompurin is so cuuuuute!!!
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:50
    Whoever's inside that costume must be having a rough time
    5AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:51
    Pompompurin is amaaaazing!!!
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:52
    Nice Pom 👍
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:55
    Wait, Pompompurin was a guy?
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
    If they don't put that costume on a diet, the members are gonna keep getting thrown off their formation spots
    10AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:59
    Juice(=Juice) is seriously versatile for collabs, huh
    11AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
    This is gonna get a crazy number of views
    12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
    Ichika-chan looks so tiny
    45AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
    Is Pompompurin actually singing?
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
    If they don't shut it down with the "wolf," Juice=Juice is gonna end up going viral
    Though apparently it hasn't affected the video's numbers on X
    47AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
    Right at the very last second, they sang just one line
    48AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
    Did Juice snatch up another Hello!Pro trainee as a new member again?
    50AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
    Re: #48
    It's P(ompom) P(udding), duh
    52AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #48
    Nina was 2 years ago, last year's "King" was Tsubaki, and this year's "Nonnon" is Musume
    90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:41
    It's a short woman in there
    91AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:45
    Isn't the call-and-response cheering kind of thin?
    Is this group even actually popular?
    92AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:50
    What even is Pompompurin
    93AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:51
    It's a Sanrio character
    94AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:51
    Hello Kitty's friend
    96AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:52
    Juice's momentum just won't quit
    97AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:52
    In the costume-character world, Buuna-chan's got the highest kicks, right?
    98AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:52
    10s x 10s

    Background and Discussion Points

    Juice=Juice is a female idol group under Hello! Project, and collab stages with Sanrio characters have happened before. Comments in the thread like “Nina was 2 years ago,” “last year’s ‘King’ was Tsubaki,” and “this year’s ‘Nonnon’ is Musume” suggest that using costumed mascots in stage productions has become an established part of Hello!Project shows. Since the identity of whoever’s inside the costume is never officially revealed, posts floating an “it’s probably [a specific staffer] inside” theory are pure fan speculation, not confirmed fact. There were also comments noting that “the cheering seemed thin,” but how loud the crowd calls are can vary by venue rules and which show it is, so that alone isn’t solid evidence of the group’s popularity.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Hello!Project) thread “Juice=Juice and Pompompurin Are So Hype! Mi Amore Collab Video Is HERE ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ !!.”

  • Hello! Project’s Rika Shimakura ‘Ran Out of Cash on Solo Morocco Trip’ — Baffled Taxi Driver Paid Off in Canadian Dollars

    An episode from a solo trip to Morocco, recounted by a Hello! Project member on her own YouTube channel, has become a hot topic on 5ch. To make her return flight, she needed to travel a two-hour car ride to the airport, but she was short on cash — at one point the driver nearly put her out of the taxi partway through, leaving him flustered. She says she ultimately settled up using Canadian dollars and everything worked out. On the thread, some praised her resourcefulness and nerve, while others pointed to her careless handling of money or even questioned whether it was really a solo trip, leaving reactions split.

    So, um, at first it was a solo trip to Morocco, and,

    Morocco was, um, pretty rough too. My flight home was coming up, and,

    How many kilometers was it? I had to get back on a road that’s a two-hour drive, and partway there, the taxi driver tried to put me out,

    Source: youtube.com / original video here

    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:46
    Maybe she just got mistaken for a kid because of her baby face
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:46
    Re: #3
    People helped her out because she looked like a kid
    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:55
    Seriously, things could've gone way worse for her — that's too dangerous
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:55
    Knew she was careless, but not THIS careless
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
    Wouldn't be shocked if she starts claiming she accidentally crossed into Ukraine next
    22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:01
    Bumping the thread with that zero-swap trick again to fake engagement? (a 5ch move where you tweak a digit in the thread ID to dodge auto-sage and self-promote)
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:04
    Shimakura: "I think I, like, ended up in Ukraine or something — and there were, like, a ton of things flying around that looked like RC toys—"
    25AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
    Going on a trip this dangerous all alone??
    No way that's for real, right?
    Sounds like a made-up story
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:06
    Relying on the credit card saved on your phone and then forgetting the phone itself — that's a classic move
    28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:07
    Re: #26
    She didn't forget it
    She threw it away
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:06
    They time these garbage threads for exactly when the dumb posts are most likely to roll in
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
    Re: #27
    Lol, you got curious, opened the thread, and complained in it anyway
    30AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
    Surviving the streets of the world
    31AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
    "I'm an Asian woman — you're really gonna turn me down?"
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
    Turn "Letter from Canada" into a parody
    and sing a version for every single country she's visited (referencing the classic 1970s duet "Kanada kara no Tegami")
    35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:17
    Morocco's relatively safe as far as Muslim-majority countries go, but there are still armed groups around
    Her agency needs to draw the line somewhere
    36AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:17
    Dunno if it's true, but is Shimakura really this adventurous?
    46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:25
    She's got some serious survival skills
    Her guts are off the charts
    63AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:37
    Lucky she didn't get kidnapped
    81AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:47
    Would that currency even work over there without any connection to it?
    86AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:51
    Re: #81
    Of course it would — touristy spots have a ton of currency exchange booths anyway
    Been to Italy and Egypt, same deal there

    Background and talking points

    This episode originated from the idol’s own account in her YouTube video, and 5ch has no way to independently verify the details. Since the only source is her own one-sided telling, it’s only natural that skeptical reactions have surfaced — “Was this really a solo trip?” or “Isn’t she exaggerating?” That said, Morocco is, as tourist destinations go, an area where security is relatively stable in many regions, and with currency exchange services widely available, the idea that she could eventually settle up even without having the right currency on hand isn’t far-fetched. Some posts in the thread bring up her past social media posts, suggesting she’s someone whose overseas travel mishaps have repeatedly made headlines, not just this once. At the same time, posters have flagged the real risk in getting into a taxi alone without enough cash on hand — so the thread reflects both admiration for her boldness and concern over how reckless it was.

    *This article is an excerpt and summary based on the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “[Sad News] Rika Shimakura: “Demanded to Be Driven to the Airport Despite Having No Money on Her Solo Trip, Leaving a Moroccan Taxi Driver Baffled — Let It Slide for Canadian Dollars…“

  • Favorite Restaurant Closed, So He Went to Hama-zushi Instead — 5ch Says ‘Just Lick the Soy Sauce’

    The poster originally planned to visit a Lanzhou beef noodle restaurant, but found it closed when he arrived. As a fallback, he settled on Hama-zushi, a conveyor-belt sushi chain, and started live-posting from the spot in a thread. Responding to requests from fellow thread readers, he ordered one dish after another — negitoro (minced fatty tuna), salt-seasoned pork belly, nozawana (pickled turnip greens) gunkan rolls, mallard duck nigiri, fresh whitebait, and “wasa-Venus” (a wasabi-topped roll) — posting photos as he went. Beyond the food itself, the thread also debated whether it’s appropriate for a lone diner to visit a chain known for family customers, and noted that the character voicing the in-store announcements had changed.

    1AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
    Made it!
    2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
    The Lanzhou beef noodle place I wanted to go to was closed, dammit

    3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
    Starting off with negitoro
    9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
    Re: #3
    Okay lol
    4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:56
    What should I order?
    7AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
    Salt pork belly!
    27AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:01
    Re: #7
    No way they've got that lol


    Oh wait, they actually do lmao
    8AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:57
    So you went with Hama-zushi huh
    Guess you'll just have to lick the soy sauce then (a jab meaning "make do with less")
    17AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:59
    Re: #8
    Soy sauce lick incoming

    16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 12:59
    If you're going for sushi, go somewhere a bit nicer than Hama-zushi
    Why's a middle-aged guy going there solo when he's not even got a family in tow
    41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
    Re: #16
    Sounds like someone who'd lose it with envy just looking at an AEON mall food court
    95AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #16
    It's a nice little treat, that's the whole point
    Kinda like going to a fancy public bathhouse
    20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
    Woohoo~
    26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:01
    Re: #20
    Hold on, where's the anka? (the reply-number order request)
    24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:00
    That's just cheap negitoro loaded with vegetable oil, typical for conveyor-belt sushi
    32AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:02
    Re: #24
    Honestly the texture wasn't great lol
    But that's the point — it's only 100 yen
    29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:02
    Re: #12
    I really wanted to go for Lanzhou beef noodles 😢
    But it was closed, so Hama-zushi was my backup plan 🤗
    33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:02
    Re: #29
    If you're gonna start a sushi thread, take the anka requests properly
    34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:03
    Re: #31
    That looks amazing
    38AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:04
    Salt pork belly doesn't show its true potential without grated daikon
    42AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:05
    Re: #38
    You could've told me that beforehand lol
    But it's still tasty
    55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
    Eat the nozawana gunkan roll
    56AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
    Re: #55
    Done and done lol
    60AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
    Re: #56
    Every time I go, I eat that
    58AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:09
    Did you have the mallard duck nigiri?
    That one's the best by far
    63AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
    Re: #58
    Honestly curious about that one
    76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:12
    Not gonna lie, I'm curious about this one too
    Fresh whitebait
    86AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:13
    Is Hama-zushi still using Tanjiro's voice for announcements?
    92AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #86
    You can switch it to "Empress Ogata" (fans' nickname for voice actress Megumi Ogata)
    93AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #86
    Can't hear the voice at all
    94AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #86
    You can pick something other than Tanjiro
    Apparently it's Shinji now
    88AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
    Re: #80
    WAAAAAAAAH
    I love you guys 💋💋😘
    91AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
    Nozawana
    Honestly underestimated this one, but it's good
    99AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:15
    Re: #91
    What's the seasoning like?
    105AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
    Re: #100
    Okay lol
    107AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:17
    Whitebait's here~
    108AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
    Wasa-Venus (wasabi-topped roll)
    120AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:20
    French fries
    124AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:21
    Re: #120
    Okay
    134AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:24
    Re: #130
    Okay
    143AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:26
    Hearing that the Chiikawa collab was cancelled and a 10% discount kicked in, a Kenmomen (poster from 5ch's "Kenmo" news board) rushed straight to Kura Sushi

    He carelessly posted a photo showing the order tablet's QR code, and tragedy begins

    Other Kenmomen start ordering on their own

    Corn hell

    In the end he finished all 5,425 yen worth without leaving anything, giving the Kenmomen crowd quite the show

    Background and Talking Points

    In recent years, it’s become standard practice for conveyor-belt sushi chains to temporarily switch their in-store ordering announcements to anime character voices, and Hama-zushi is one of them. In the thread, posters mentioned the voice had changed from Tanjiro to another character, showing that these voice campaigns remain a recurring talking point among customers. On 5ch, “live-report threads” have also settled into a recognizable format, where the original poster reports from the scene while taking order requests — called “anka” — from other readers; the comment telling the poster to “do the anka properly” reflects this established custom. What sets this kind of thread apart is that it’s not just a string of food photos but an interactive exchange with reader participation — at first glance it might look like a simple meal report, but it’s actually two-way content rooted in message-board culture. The divided reactions to a lone diner visiting a chain known for family customers also show how conveyor-belt sushi is perceived very differently depending on generation and individual — anywhere from a “casual little treat” to something “a bit sad.”

    *This article is compiled and summarized from excerpts of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Sad News] Made It to “Hama-zushi” lol.”