Chiba Rock Star JAGUAR Announces First New Song in 8 Years — 5ch Reacts: “You’re Still Alive?!”

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JAGUAR, Chiba’s “legendary rock star,” has announced his first new work in eight years. Public comments from him had dried up since 2021, when his agency announced he had “returned to Planet JAGUAR,” but after topping the Kanto/Koshinetsu block in FLASH magazine’s “Local Star Ranking,” he shared an update on his life for the first time in about five years. On 5ch, reactions spanned generations — from confused posters asking “Wait, wasn’t he dead?” to nostalgic memories of him buying his own TV airtime in the ’80s and recollections that his day job was running a clothing store.

Published 9/12 (Sat) 6:00 AM

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JAGUAR, Chiba’s legendary rock star, had his agency announce back in October 2021 that he had returned to Planet JAGUAR. This time, after he topped the Kanto/Koshinetsu block in the “Local Star Ranking” published in FLASH (September 23, 2026 issue), we reached out to his agency for an interview. They responded, “Since JAGUAR has returned to Planet JAGUAR, we can only accept questions handled through the agency.” So we sent over some questions and asked how he’s doing — his first comments in roughly five years.

Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

What people said

2AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:08
Guess I'll eat dinner while watching Peace-kun, the world's most famous capybara from Omiya Zoo, on YouTube.
3AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:10
Wait, wasn't he dead?
19AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
Re: #3
You've got no dreams, man. That's a boring way to be.
24AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:20
Re: #3
Listen up.
Great Muta is not Keiji Mutoh.
Got it?
103AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:33
Re: #3
I feel like I saw that same news a few years back too.
4AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:11
Let's go grab a bite at Nikke Colton Plaza~ (a real Chiba shopping mall)
29AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:22
Re: #4
Places to eat there have really thinned out, huh (´・ω・`)
9AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:13
Could this be an AI JAGUAR?
12AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
He used to buy his own broadcast airtime, right?
What's his actual day job?
28AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:22
Re: #12
Murakami, the clothing-alterations guy.
13AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:14
I thought I'd heard news of his death too, but it was just me misremembering.
Guess this is what got misread as that:

> On October 4, 2021, his agency announced, "He has returned to Planet JAGUAR, from the Earth he loved so much."
84AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:14
Re: #13
That's right, there's never actually been a death report.
And that's exactly what makes it great……
15AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
Oh, the guy who used to be on TV for a while?
I remember him, Jaguar-san.
16AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:16
Woohoo!
Jaguar-san is the greatest!
20AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
Maybe some half-finished recordings or sheet music were left behind, and his buddies finished it for him?
21AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:18
TV interviews are off-limits but he can still record music?
Kind of a rude question, but is he living in a nursing home now?
22AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:19
It's not 'Jaguar' — it's 'Jaguaaar.'
55AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:40
Re: #22
Professor Tokudaiji, may you rest in peace.
26AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:21
Who's the idiot that started the death rumor?
I told you, he just retired due to old age.
33AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:23
Wasn't he the president running several clothing stores?
34AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:26
I wonder what Jaguar-san makes of this recent heavy rain in Chiba.
35AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:28
So it really is pronounced 'Jagyuaa,' huh?
39AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:30
Jaguar-san's physical body isn't even on Earth anymore, is it?
Is he AI now?
40AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:30
He's a company president, right?
Something with a clothing store?
44AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:33
Re: #40
Wasn't it a clothing-alterations shop?
41AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:31
In Chiba,
is he maybe more famous than X JAPAN?
43AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:31
I first learned about him when he showed up on that Famitsu DVD-focused release.
46AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:35
A legendary figure that X (JAPAN) owes a debt to.
53AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:39
Re: #46
Yeah, that tracks.
Saber-Tooth Tiger.
90AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:21
Re: #46
I heard it's not just X — plenty of amateur bands in Chiba from that era owe Jaguar-san one way or another.
49AnonymousSep 12, 2026 13:38
According to Wikipedia, he's 81-82 years old.
70AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:01
You're still alive?! (a stunned Kansai-style exclamation of disbelief)
75AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:05
Re: #70
Seriously, exactly this.
Was he hospitalized or something?
76AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:08
Re: #75
Isn't this the second-generation one?
71AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:02
Jaguar-san, who used to write a column in Comptiq.
95AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:25
Re: #71
I liked Tsuribata Gekihiko.
89AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:20
Who's that?
I'm not some TV-obsessed geeky otaku like the old guys on 5ch, so I wouldn't really know.
97AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:27
Re: #89
A rich guy from Chiba.
Back around the '80s, he bought up broadcast airtime to promote his own self-written songs.
100AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:28
Didn't Matsuko and Murakami already wave bye-bye up into the sky?
101AnonymousSep 12, 2026 14:31
Re: #100
Well, if he went back to his home planet, that'd make sense.

Background and Key Points of This Story

JAGUAR is a Chiba-based local star known since the 1980s for his distinctive method of buying his own TV and radio airtime to broadcast his self-written songs — a figure said to have influenced Chiba’s amateur music scene. In October 2021, his agency announced that he had “returned to Planet JAGUAR,” and because many took the metaphor literally, rumors of his death spread; several posters in the thread likewise reacted with “Wait, wasn’t he dead?” In reality, it was simply his own idiosyncratic way of describing his retirement/hiatus — according to Wikipedia he is currently 81-82 years old and very much alive. This time, after placing first in the Kanto/Koshinetsu block of FLASH magazine’s local-star feature, he gave his first comments in about five years, leading to the announcement of his first new work in eight years. The thread also features nostalgic memories of his day job as “president of a clothing store,” along with jokes mixing him up with the pro wrestler Great Muta — all pointing to a figure whose fame varies sharply by generation.

※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Music] “I’m watching over everyone on Earth!” — Chiba musician JAGUAR makes shock announcement of “first new work in 8 years”.”

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