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  • Daiki Shigeoka’s Starring Film Opens to an Estimated ¥16 Million — 5ch: ‘That’s the Price of Three Minivans’

    The film “How to Commit the Perfect Crime in 5 Seconds,” starring WEST.’s Daiki Shigeoka, opened on September 11, but its opening-day box office reportedly came in at an estimated ¥16 million. Released across roughly 213 theaters, seating data posted on 5ch suggested the sales rate was under 10% of available seats. Shigeoka has recently been in the news over his marriage and the revelation of a previously undisclosed child, with some fans reportedly abandoning him as a result. Thread posters were split on how much of the poor showing was due to the marriage/secret-child fallout versus a simple lack of buzz or promotion for the film itself.

    Daiki Shigeoka’s Starring Film Opens to “Estimated ¥16 Million” — Marriage Scandal Exposes Deep Fan Exodus

    On September 11, the film “How to Commit the Perfect Crime in 5 Seconds,” starring idol group WEST.’s Daiki Shigeoka, hit theaters. But its start doesn’t seem to have been a strong one.

    The film is a perfect-crime suspense story in which the protagonist uses generative AI to cover up a murder committed by his younger sister. Expectations were high for the lead’s terrified expression as he’s driven into a corner, and for his serious yet versatile performance as the older brother trying to talk his sister down — but the opening-day box office reportedly fell flat.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:15
    It's a shame there's no sequel to 'Kore wa Keihi de Ochimasen' (This Won't Go Through as Expenses)
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:16
    So all his recent TV appearances were just promo for this?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:16
    No worries, he'll cover all the losses at the 24-Hour TV charity marathon
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:16
    If you're really a fan, you should just be happy your favorite found happiness
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:19
    Re: #10
    Quitting on him is their right, though
    Being a fan ('oshi-katsu') is just a hobby, you know?
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:38
    Re: #10
    People would hate a guy like this
    if they're a fan of the whole group
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:38
    Re: #10
    Can you say the same thing
    to guys who stan female idols?
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:17
    About 10,000 admissions maybe?
    Not sure how wide the release was, but that's a number you'd get even from a small release
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:17
    Feel bad for his co-stars
    Just stop casting Johnny's talent already
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:22
    Re: #12
    With the cause this obvious, at least Nanoka Hara won't get blamed for it, so she's fine
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:19
    There must be other cast members besides Shigeoka — do they not have fans either?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:19
    Honestly, crappy Japanese films made just to milk idol otaku are a waste of resources — stop making them
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:20
    The moment the kid came out, he should've announced it to the members and the press in 5 seconds flat — that would've been better
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:21
    I love watching people who supposedly quit being fans still passive-aggressively venting their feelings in coded language and censored terms
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:22
    He's actually not doing too bad

    HKT48's Rino Sashihara's starring film 'Barairo no Buuko' (Rose-Colored Buuko, released May 30) reportedly struggled at the box office. According to Box Office Mojo, box office over the first weekend's two days came in under ¥7 million.
    https://s.rbbtoday.com/article/2014/06/12/120801.html
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:24
    Re: #21
    I was looking at the late Yuri Nakamura's wiki page and saw this listed among her credits… it made me sad
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:26
    Re: #21
    It's Fukuda directing, so he probably doesn't feel a thing either way
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:43
    Re: #21
    This is the one that ended up getting pulled after just two weeks
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:23
    He probably didn't have many fans to begin with, honestly
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:25
    Scandal aside, wasn't there just no buzz and a failed promo campaign?
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:26
    Has the 'the movie itself did nothing wrong' guy shown up yet?
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:26
    213 theaters, so a mid-sized release I guess?
    Seats: 91,753
    Sold: 4,101
    So roughly 4.4% occupancy?

    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:28
    ¥16 million, that's like the price of three minivans lol, must be a massive loss
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:29
    Saw '#Manhole' pop up on Amazon Prime and it looked like my kind of thing, so I watched it
    Only at the ending credits did I go 'oh, I know that name' and realize it starred a Johnny's idol
    Didn't bother me at all though, the acting was fine
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:35
    Male fans of female idols expect purity/virginity from them, so it makes sense it blows up when she gets a boyfriend — but do female fans of male idols actually prefer their idol to be a virgin too?
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:38
    Re: #44
    They just want their idol to only have eyes for the fans, I guess
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:47
    Re: #44
    Seems like with Johnny's talent, fans can still forgive marriage if the partner is a regular person
    That's why most ex-SMAP and Arashi members married regular people
    And they never talk about their married life at all
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:50
    This guy's disrespecting his fans way too much, honestly. Can't blame the two who quit being fans for coming after him
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:54
    Re: #70
    Fair point, gotta admit
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:50
    ¥16 million means about 10,000 people watched it?
    Did that many people really go see it though?
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:55
    Re: #71
    He did over 10 theater greeting events, so those alone probably pulled in around 5,000 people
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:52
    If the movie was actually good, people would show up
    Guess it's all riding on this guy then
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:54
    Re: #74
    Exactly
    Box office that relies entirely on a Johnny's idol is gross and boring
    84AnonymousSep 15, 2026 00:01
    Whether the other members knew Shigeoka had a kid is one thing, but the real question is whether the agency knew. Given dependent/tax stuff, they should normally know — but if he didn't even tell the agency, once his current confirmed jobs wrap up, they could very well end his contract
    86AnonymousSep 15, 2026 00:04
    Re: #84
    He's a sole proprietor, not a salaried employee, so dependent deductions don't even apply to him

    Background and Points of Debate

    Japanese idol-led films tend to rely heavily on core-fan turnout driven by theater greeting events and bonus-merchandise sales for a large chunk of their box office. As noted in the thread, this film also had more than ten theater greeting events scheduled, which would normally be enough to build up decent numbers on their own. Even so, one likely factor behind the sluggish box office is that the marriage and previously undisclosed child, which came to light just before release, stirred up fan sentiment in a way a simple “congratulations” couldn’t smooth over. Talent agencies in the Johnny’s lineage (now Starto Entertainment) tend to tightly manage how their idols’ private lives are disclosed, so when something comes out “after the fact” like this, it’s easily read as a betrayal. That said, the 4.4% seat-occupancy figure cited in the thread was calculated by an anonymous poster from the release scale and ticket sales, not an official count, so it should be taken with a grain of salt. The thread also brought up Rino Sashihara’s similarly struggling starring film “Barairo no Buuko” for comparison, suggesting idol-film box office is a structural issue shaped not just by a star’s personal scandals but by how much buzz the film itself generates.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] WEST.’s Daiki Shigeoka — Starring Film Opens to “Estimated ¥16 Million,” Marriage Scandal Exposes Deep Fan Exodus.”

  • Director Hideo Kojima Jumps to Team Xbox, PlayStation Fans Erupt — 5ch: “Did You Think You Could Leave Without Paying Severance?”

    It has emerged that game creator Hideo Kojima is stepping away from his PlayStation-exclusive arrangement and deepening ties with the Xbox (Microsoft) camp, sparking a huge reaction on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board. Since he had long been treated as Sony’s flagship star creator, the thread filled with harsh words like “traitor” and “he’s now a full-blown enemy.” At the same time, some posters pushed back, asking “wasn’t it Sony who pulled away first?” — producing a mixed reaction that wasn’t simply good-versus-evil. There was also disagreement over his development setup and track record.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:47
    Why?? 😭
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:50
    Did you really think you could leave the gang without paying severance money?
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:51
    There's no way a traitor gets off scot-free.
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    He got dumped and people are STILL calling him a traitor, lol
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    If you release a game on anything besides PlayStation, you're the enemy.
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:54
    Everyone can feel it… this is basically the 'PlayStation is finished' announcement…
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:54
    He's officially been marked as the enemy now
    You can feel the hatred radiating off this one (lol)
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:54
    Back when he left Konami, there were tons of people on the hardware boards cheering the director on…
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:55
    It's PlayStation loyalists specifically who flip into rabid anti-fans and hound famous developers without a second thought like this
    Nintendo fans never fall into this kind of creator-worship mindset
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:56
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:57
    It's funny picturing Sony grinding their teeth over this, but
    isn't the guy himself actually pretty desperate right now?
    He's got to go suck up to the company that used to be the enemy, lol
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:58
    Re: #20
    Kojima probably doesn't even see them as the enemy
    Apparently he's got another project lined up too
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:57
    This time it's a genuine defection
    Well, technically Sony betrayed him first though
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:00
    I wonder how many of these guys actually bought and played Death Stranding 1 and 2, lol
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:00
    People liked Kojima because he favored PlayStation and made exclusives for it — so of course a Kojima who's defected to Microsoft is nothing but a hated traitor to them.
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:01
    This is hitting way too hard, lol
    Sony just let go of one single guy on their own — why is everyone this shaken up about it?
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:06
    Re: #27
    Well, the guy who supposedly owed everything to PlayStation just betrayed them, so of course it stung, lol
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:01
    For Hideo Kojima, Microsoft is probably the best option out there
    They're a platform holder and a massive global company

    It's a completely different thing from selling out to Chinese or Arab money
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:04
    "C'mon man… that's cold."

    "Why would you defect to the shitbox? That's just sad."

    "Don't make me do this."

    "I was actually planning to buy it properly this time!"

    "So why would you go and pull something like this? If you betray me, I can't protect you anymore."

    "Now all I can do is badmouth you."
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:05
    These guys are outwardly losing their minds, but
    deep down they're actually furious at Sony too — kind of like the 'White Gikkuri' meme (a character known for almost snapping out of his 'brainwashing' before relapsing), which makes it even funnier

    Watching them scream "Kojimaaaa!!" while occasionally letting their real feelings slip, like "…it'll still come to PS too, right?" — priceless, lol
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:07
    Re: #30
    Both Gikkuri and Saltman were right on the verge of breaking free from the brainwashing, but they re-hypnotized themselves the very same day, lol
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:06
    Both Sony and Kojima are just going to have to prove through their future work that this was the right call
    Good luck to both of them
    54AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:14
    It's fine since it's Xbox this time, but imagine if Nintendo had stepped in as his new partner, like with Bayonetta 2 — that would've been rough. Though apparently there's basically zero chance of Nintendo ever teaming up with Kojima.
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:17
    It's entertaining as long as you're just watching from the sidelines.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:18
    Re: #62
    No matter how this plays out from here, it's going to be funny either way
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:20
    Re: #54
    Kojima wouldn't go anywhere near Nintendo in the first place
    It'd be like forcibly transferring the local prodigy from some rural technical high school
    straight into a prestigious national university in Tokyo
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:25
    Re: #70
    Did you forget about this already?
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:29
    Re: #74
    No idea, but he's got some shady, bodyguard-looking guy standing right behind his shoulder — maybe that's why Kojima could afford to act so tough?
    95AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:35
    Re: #74
    That's from E3 or somewhere, right?
    There's no way you'd get into Nintendo's actual reception room
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:25
    After he got all his personal passion projects out of his system with Death Stranding, he was finally ready to make something commercial — Sony really let that one slip away.
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:26
    Re: #75
    He'll say he's "going commercial," but I can only picture a future where it ends up 100% his own pet project again anyway, lol
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:27
    Kojima's games take forever to come out, and now that he's with Microsoft, it's basically guaranteed to release on both Xbox and PC
    From a player's perspective that's more options and more upside than a PlayStation exclusive — so why's everyone treating him like the enemy?
    100AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:39
    Re: #84
    His games aren't really that slow to come out, are they?
    Death Stranding took 4 years after leaving Konami
    Death Stranding 2 took another 4 years
    That seems like a pretty normal dev cycle to me
    86AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:28
    Just recently a Metal Gear collection came out too — the stuff this guy makes is still selling a decade later, so companies should really cut him some slack on development costs.
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:34
    He's getting cut loose the same way he was at Konami, lol
    Guess in about 10 years Microsoft will drop him too and he'll move on somewhere else again
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:35
    Re: #94
    Is Microsoft really going to keep feeding a money pit for 10 whole years?
    99AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:38
    Re: #94
    In 10 years he'll either be dead or retired
    Game development at 73 years old is way too brutal

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    After leaving Konami in 2015, Hideo Kojima founded Kojima Productions and, with Sony’s backing, developed the Death Stranding series as PlayStation exclusives. In the console market, exclusivity deals with major creators directly affect hardware sales, so poaching battles between platform holders aren’t unusual. Where opinions in the thread diverged was over whether to frame this shift as “betrayal” on Kojima’s part, or as the result of Sony distancing itself first — the thread itself never reached a settled account of what actually happened. There were also posts arguing that “Kojima alone isn’t what makes these games — a lot comes down to the rest of the development team,” but that’s simply one poster’s personal take on how much credit specific collaborators deserve, not something backed by any official source.

    ※This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Sad News] Director Kojima Has Fully Become the “Enemy”.”

  • Daisuke Hori Hits Exhaustion Limit on His ’30-Minute Nap’ Livestream — 5ch: “Dude’s About to Pass Out”

    On 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board (a general live-commentary forum), Daisuke Hori’s ongoing endurance livestream — run under a “naps allowed, 30 minutes” rule — has become a hot topic. As he keeps the stream running while inserting 40-minute blacked-out, muted segments each time, viewers have voiced concern over his exhaustion and raised questions about what actually counts as a “nap.” Thread posters also wondered whether his paying students even exist, noted that standing the whole time seems to have hurt his back, and pointed out that he barely seems to be doing any strength training — with opinions split over what’s really going on in the stream.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:06
    Looks sleepy
    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:07
    His right eye looks rough.
    He seems like the proud type who's putting on a brave face about getting mocked nonstop, but it looks like it's really getting to him mentally.
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:08
    Wait, has he actually slept at all since switching to the naps-allowed rule?
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:18
    Re: #3
    He did a 40-minute blackout/mute session once.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:10
    I could understand doing 30-minute sleep if he were busy with work, but he doesn't seem to have anything to do right now, so he should just sleep.
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:11
    Has he finally lost the ability to read comments himself, so now staff read them for him and all he can say is "yeah, yeah"?
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:13
    Even if he actually makes it to the end, what would that even prove?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:13
    Forget reading Super Chats, just go live a normal life.
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:13
    Didn't he say the whole point of allowing naps was to show himself getting more and more energetic over time?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:16
    Re: #12
    Doesn't that basically amount to admitting the 30-minute thing was impossible? Is that okay for his personal brand?
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:18
    Re: #12
    And also, nobody even asked for that.
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:26
    Once this stream ends, he's probably going to sleep for a straight 24 hours.
    And even after waking up, his body probably won't be back to normal.
    38AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:27
    Re: #36
    Then at the next day's stream, he'll probably suddenly show up looking totally refreshed.
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:27
    What is he even going to teach his students in this state, lol
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:28
    Re: #37
    30-minute sleep. Microsleep. "Nature sleep." Power nap.
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:28
    Re: #37
    He's "preparing" (typing away at the keyboard).
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:33
    Re: #37
    With how much buzz this is getting I figured he'd have like 1,000 students, but apparently it's under 50. He probably figures once he's made a decent chunk of money, it's fine if he just disappears.
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:28
    What kind of expression is that supposed to be?
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:30
    Re: #43
    According to him, he's been standing the whole time, so his back apparently hurts.
    48AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:30
    Re: #46
    Why doesn't he just sit down? Naps are allowed now, so he might as well lie down too.
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:31
    Re: #46
    Sitting isn't even banned, so why is he standing the whole time?
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:33
    His eyelids look like they're about to shut on their own.
    He's about to pass out at this rate.
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:34
    Re: #58
    That's not technically sleep, so it's fine.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:36
    Not that it matters, but there's already a thread up on Geinosports (the entertainment/sports board) about this — if he teamed up with a reporter he could probably make a killing.
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:37
    Re: #67
    Even if it's all a bit, whoever's sending Super Chats to this stream has to be out of their mind.
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:36
    "People saying 'if you're napping it has to be exactly 30 minutes of sleep' are idiots — don't you guys sleep outside your regular sleep hours sometimes too? You wouldn't count that as 'sleep time,' right?"
    Honestly, that's a fair point.
    76AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:39
    Re: #68
    The times you sleep outside your normal sleep hours are usually when you're sleep-deprived, though.
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:42
    Re: #68
    8 hours plus 25 minutes is basically a rounding error, but 30 minutes plus 25 minutes is almost double.
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:37
    Ever since Hosoi showed up, haven't the staff started taking little digs at Hori — basically turning into haters?
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:42
    Re: #69
    A Super Chat reading something like "Super Enraged Sleeping Saiyan Daisuke Hori" (a Dragon Ball parody) is way too provocative, lol
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:37
    This isn't the livestream people were expecting, is it?
    What people wanted to see was him cramming in tons of lectures, going out, showing up at events — an insane amount of activity on top of just 30-minute sleep. A whole day full of massage-spa excuses to sleep doesn't mean anything.
    78AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:39
    Re: #70
    Nobody was expecting that. No one actually believes he's really sleeping just 30 minutes.
    81AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:40
    Actually, isn't his strength-training time really short though?
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:41
    Re: #81
    All we ever see is him sitting near the machines.
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:41
    Re: #78
    Maybe the people who bought his course materials actually believed it 🤔
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:42
    Re: #87
    Buying an info-product course from a guy who takes six baths is the dumb part.
    98AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:44
    Watching this trainwreck makes me wonder if all those "black company" stories about pulling two or three all-nighters in a row are fiction and people are actually sleeping.
    102AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:45
    Re: #98
    I've pulled three all-nighters in a row before, and three is the absolute limit. Your vision actually starts to go.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    What Daisuke Hori appears to be running is an endurance livestream designed to promote a paid course for his students — this kind of “naps-allowed endurance stream” is one of several monetization formats that have become more common among livestreamers in recent years. The thread split mainly over how to define a “nap”: whether the 40-minute blacked-out, muted segments count as “sleep.” Supporters argued it still amounts to meaningful rest, while skeptics saw it as effectively breaking the 30-minute rule. As for the number of students, the figure Hori himself has announced has taken on a life of its own online, and thread guesses like “58 people” or “around 40 people” remain pure speculation. Much of what’s shown about the streamer’s physical condition and expressions is based on his own self-reporting, so viewer reactions shouldn’t be taken at face value as fact.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (“Nandemo Jikkyo G”) thread “Daisuke Hori, Reaching His Limit Again.”

  • Masumi Kuwata’s ‘I Wouldn’t Mind Managing the Giants’ Remark Sparks Debate Over His Exit as Farm Team Manager

    A sports-tabloid article claiming that Masumi Kuwata, who just stepped down as manager of the Yomiuri Giants’ farm team, revealed he’d been told by team executives that he “could take over as (first-team) manager” became a hot topic on 5ch. The article framed the story with a romance analogy, but it wasn’t clear which part was actually the “bombshell remark,” leaving commenters confused. Discussion centered on whether Kuwata is actually cut out to manage the Giants’ top team, with opinions split between those praising his coaching ability and skeptics who think he wouldn’t fit the current regime.

    Masumi Kuwata’s “Bombshell Remark” After Saying He “Could” Manage the Giants — Behind His Exit as Farm Team Manager: “Maybe He’ll Never Get the Top Job Now”

    “If you won’t marry me, it’s over!”

    The scene of a woman laying down the law like that to a man she’s stuck in a toxic on-and-off relationship with is something you see in novels and movies. Is this supposed to be that kind of thing?

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:34
    He's not hated, but he's not liked either

    by people in the baseball world.
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:37
    Once Abe (Shinnosuke, the current Giants manager) is gone, maybe let this guy have a shot.
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:37
    He should go manage Rakuten
    a lot of the players there are pretty mellow, seems like it'd suit his style.
    8AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:38
    If you strip out anything Abe-related, he'd probably be well liked
    his advice to Sasaki Roki was amazing.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:39
    Reminds me of back when some Seibu owner told his pennant-winning manager something like 'I'll let you stay on if you want to' — and got ripped apart for it.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:45
    Re: #10
    But from Tsutsumi's (the Seibu Lions owner's) point of view, that was basically the ultimate 'please stay on' offer.
    Sounds like a '?' to regular people, but think of it as a lord granting permission to a vassal, and it's completely normal phrasing for him.
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    Re: #10
    Tsutsumi's 'do it if you want to' line showed up more than once even in the manga Kattobase! Kiyohara-kun.
    Manager Mori was shocked every single time he heard it.
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:39
    Nobody asked for him.
    No need to show up.
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:42
    Re: #11
    I'd personally like to see it.
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:40
    Players would just walk all over Kuwata and stop listening.
    I think the Giants only function with a power-harassment type like Abe running things.
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:45
    Re: #12
    A businesslike, cold-blooded type like Hara is actually the best fit.
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:40
    The whole love-affair analogy thing…
    this article's style feels dated.
    Its sense of humor is stuck somewhere between late Showa and early Heisei.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:42
    Kuwata — who had tell-all books written about him by Anita (Alvarado, Kiyohara's famous ex) and Nakamaki (a scandal writer) — is now doing some tell-all of his own.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:44
    Apparently Chappy's (slang for ChatGPT) managing next season.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:44
    They're fully in poaching mode now
    just buying up other teams' star players with stacks of cash.
    The manager's just a figurehead.
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:48
    The purists get loud about how anyone who's worn a non-Giants uniform is a no-go.
    Feels like it'll settle on fudging things with Saito Masaki for one round before bringing Takahashi Yoshinobu back for another go.
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:55
    Re: #23
    Not even Saito Masaki.
    It's either Yoshinobu or Hara coming back.
    24AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:48
    Typical stuff, but I guess it just comes down to factional infighting then.
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:50
    Can't be bothered reading it, someone fill me in on what the bombshell remark actually was.
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    Re: #25
    It's written in a way where even people who can read Japanese can't tell which part is supposed to be the bombshell.
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:51
    This guy wanting to manage the Giants is honestly just a dig at Kiyohara anyway…
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:53
    Japanese baseball is way too obsessed with winning — I wonder if any team out there would actually hire a manager who openly says he won't prioritize winning.
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:54
    Abe's out of the question, but this guy seems like he'd be a real handful too.
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:54
    Nothing but sophistry, and he can't develop players worth a damn either.
    Better to skip it.
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:54
    To begin with, the Giants must have felt like sitting on a bed of nails for Kuwata from the moment he joined.
    He might love the team, but he probably resents it even more.
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:55
    Re: #33
    Come on, that's a seed he planted himself.
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:58
    Re: #33
    That gloomy image of Kuwata was probably built up by the media.
    Kiyohara's not really the tough-guy 'bancho' type in real life either.
    Watch Kuwata doing food reviews on the Oisix channel — he's just a chatty Osaka uncle.
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:59
    Re: #20
    He's just the son of 'Pistol' Yasujiro (Tsutsumi's father, the ruthless real-estate mogul), acting all high and mighty.
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:24
    Re: #43
    That's exactly why he turns out this way — he's the son of new money.
    If he were truly old-money aristocracy, he wouldn't talk like that.
    46AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:02
    There's zero basis for 'he did great with the farm team, so he'll win with the first team too.'
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:19
    Re: #46
    Maybe so, but he'll still get more chances than some guy with no results to show, lol.
    Have you never had a job before? lol
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:04
    The farm team's actually producing better talent now than it did back in Kuwata's day.
    59AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:15
    Re: #51
    Exactly. Making Ishii Takuro the farm team manager was absolutely the right call.
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:07
    What about him going to another team, with Furuta as manager and Kuwata as bench coach?
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:17
    Re: #56
    Furuta aside,
    Kuwata's definitely better suited to that kind of supporting role.
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:32
    For the sake of future Matsuis and Suganos, it's about time somebody (not necessarily Kuwata) set a precedent that MLB experience shouldn't be held against a guy.
    Uehara's making good money on YouTube so he's not too keen, but Naonari (Takahashi) would gladly do it
    — though who knows if he'd actually be good at it.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 23:35
    Re: #77
    Matsui surrendered to Ichiro's camp, after all.
    MLB's one thing, but actually wearing a non-Giants uniform domestically carries real weight.

    Background and Key Points

    Masumi Kuwata, a former Giants pitcher, had served as the team’s farm (second-team) manager since 2023, and this time his departure from that role was reported. The article frames the circumstances of his exit around a claim that team executives told Kuwata “you could take over (as first-team manager)” — billing this as a “bombshell remark” — but the text alone doesn’t make clear exactly which statement is meant, leaving commenters confused, with one writing, “Even people who can read Japanese can’t tell which part is supposed to be the bombshell.” The gap between the sensational headline and the actual substance is a familiar pattern for this kind of sports-tabloid exclusive. There’s also a history of front-office phrases like “stay on if you want to” being read in very different ways — as a genuine offer to continue, or as a polite dismissal (as in the old anecdote about Seibu’s Yoshiaki Tsutsumi) — and this time, too, opinions split further once the discussion turned to whether Kuwata is actually cut out to be a manager.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Baseball] Masumi Kuwata’s ‘Bombshell Remark’ After Saying He ‘Could’ Manage the Giants — Behind His Exit as Farm Team Manager: ‘Maybe He’ll Never Get the Top Job Now’.”

  • 5ch Users Debate Surviving ‘A Year in Japan 500 Years Ago’ — ‘The H-Sound Used to Be an F-Sound’

    A thread titled “History God: ‘Spend a year in Japan 500 years ago.’ Me: ‘Heh…’” started on 5ch’s “Live Anything Broadcast” board (Nanademo Jikkyou G), where users seriously debated whether they could survive one year in Japan around 1526, under the condition that they couldn’t leave their current prefecture. With Nobunaga not yet born, the discussion ranged from the internal strife within the Hosokawa Keichō family and the movements of the Ōuchi clan and Hōjō Ujitsuna, to trivia like the terror of a self-help society where petty quarrels could escalate into full battles, how “ha-hi-fu-he-ho” was actually pronounced back then, and the real size of native horse breeds like the Kiso horse. Opinions were divided on whether a modern person with martial arts experience could stand up to a real samurai.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:50
    History God: "However, you can't leave the borders of the prefecture you currently live in."
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:52
    Even Kyoto and Osaka sound like hell — is there actually a 'good' region to land in?
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:56
    Re: #4
    Somewhere like Yamaguchi, where the Ōuchi clan built their 'western capital,' might be a relatively good pick.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:58
    It's right before the Sengoku period kicks off.
    Hygiene is obviously going to be rough, but you'd just have to get used to it.
    If you're a commoner, you could probably get away with a pretty easygoing life doing farm work.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:00
    Re: #15
    The local lords who are supposed to mediate disputes among commoners end up fighting each other, so in some areas farmers straight-up end up killing each other too.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:59
    Go meet Nobunaga, predict everything that's about to happen, and rewrite history.
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:05
    Re: #18
    Have you never actually played as Nobunaga?
    Time travelers have already flooded in and spoiled the Honnō-ji Incident for him.
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:08
    Re: #18
    He's not even born yet.
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:01
    So what was Japan actually like in 1526?
    Nobunaga not born yet?
    Before the Miyoshi clan took control of the Kinai region?
    The Hosokawa clan running the shogunate, with the Ōuchi clan as the biggest power by rice yield?
    And Hōjō Ujitsuna still rapidly expanding in the Kantō region?
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:06
    Re: #23
    Nobunaga's not born yet.
    The Hosokawa Keichō family is in the middle of a succession dispute, and the Miyoshi are still their subordinates.
    The Ōuchi came into the Kinai region a bit earlier but have already gone home.
    As for the 'eastern barbarians' out in Kantō, no idea.
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:04
    You guys are scrawnier than women, you wouldn't even be picked for farm work.

    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:04
    The hard part is that it wasn't just samurai — commoners were quick to snap too, back then.
    This was still a 'self-help' society where you couldn't easily rely on the law for protection even if you were wronged, so the mindset of 'if they think they can walk over you, you're finished' was strong, and disputes never stopped.
    People weren't furious all the time, but the bar for anger was a lot lower than it is now.
    Here's an example from the Muromachi period (source: 'The Birth of Kenka Ryōseibai' [the 'both sides punished' dueling law])

    A maid comes to pick up a hair ornament (motoyui) she'd ordered from a shop, but it isn't finished, so she curses out the shopkeeper
    ↓
    The furious shopkeeper beats her and throws her out
    ↓
    The furious maid reports it to her master, a samurai
    ↓
    The samurai starts plotting to kill the shopkeeper
    ↓
    The shopkeeper catches wind of the plot, gathers his friends, and launches a preemptive bow-and-arrow attack in the middle of town
    ↓
    The samurai and the shopkeeper end up killing each other
    ↓
    Samurai from the Sekiguchi family, the shopkeeper's overlords, mobilize
    ↓
    Samurai from the Sanjō family, whom the original samurai served, also mobilize
    ↓
    Armed forces clash in the middle of town
    ↓
    The Kira family steps in to arbitrate and somehow gets it settled
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:06
    Re: #28
    The public order and morals back then make 'yami baito' (shady gig-work crime rings) look like nothing — I really don't think I'd survive.
    122AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:51
    Re: #28
    Isn't that just the good old Japan of yesteryear?
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:05
    Is it actually true that 'ha-hi-fu-he-ho' used to be pronounced 'fa-fi-fu-fe-fo'?
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:07
    Re: #29
    For real.
    The main evidence is the romanized Japanese written down by Portuguese missionaries during the Sengoku period.
    Hakata, for instance, was written as 'Facata.'
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:09
    Could a modern-sized guy with MMA experience just dominate everyone?
    Average height back then was like 150-something cm, right?
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:11
    Re: #41
    Even back then, you'd need to be at least 180cm to dominate.
    And even then, only if you had the stamina to keep swinging a club around.
    68AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:27
    Re: #41
    You'd be up against warriors who are used to killing and trained in the full range of martial arts (bugei jūhappan, the 'eighteen martial arts').
    It'd be rough even bare-handed, and if they're armed you'd get killed easily.
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:30
    Re: #41
    No chance against someone who'll go straight for your eyes, groin, or throat.
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:15
    Starting a religious cult seems doable — you'd know way more than people back then.
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    Re: #56
    You'd probably just get wiped out by Nobunaga ('Nobbu').
    Plus you'd be making enemies of the existing religions too.
    60AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:19
    Re: #56
    You'd need to win debates against guys who studied abroad and came back — think you can handle that?
    If you can't read classical Chinese, you're not even in the running.
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:26
    Re: #36
    But Portuguese doesn't even have an 'h' sound to begin with, right?
    Can we really trust their 'f' spellings?
    104AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:44
    Re: #67
    That's an interesting question.
    Short answer: it's probably reliable.
    In Portuguese, the 'h' from Germanic languages (English, German, Icelandic, Frankish, etc.) tends to get absorbed as if the word started with a vowel.
    Take 'Henry' versus 'Enrique' (sometimes written 'Henrique,' but the initial h eventually stopped being pronounced either way).
    That's a name of Germanic Frankish origin (a relative of English, not French).

    Since Portuguese treats 'h' as silent, that suggests the Japanese ha-row wasn't an 'h' sound but something closer to 'f' (though not the labiodental f made with the lower lip and upper teeth like in most Indo-European languages — more of a bilabial sound using both lips).
    108AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:44
    Re: #104
    LOL the 'that's an interesting question' bit totally reeks of ChatGPT.
    128AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:52
    Re: #104
    Isn't that backwards?
    When I asked ChatGPT ('Chappy'), it said Latin-derived languages often kept writing 'h' even after they stopped pronouncing it, and Portuguese in particular was quick to drop the silent 'h' from spelling too. So 'Henrique' is actually evidence that it was passed down through writing, not sound.

    And as for Japanese, it's actually true that Portuguese isn't reliable evidence here — the leading theory is that the sound was ɸ [a bilabial fricative], not f or h. Portuguese has no letter for that sound, so Portuguese speakers at the time just substituted 'f' instead.
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:30
    Re: #68
    Martial arts from 500 years ago, without even YouTube? That's garbage compared to MMA.
    I can't imagine modern combat sports — which can draw on techniques from all over the world — losing to that.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:31
    Re: #74
    They'll come at you with concealed weapons, you know?
    84AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:34
    Re: #74
    MMA gyms don't exactly train you to fight ten short guys who are armed and already have kill experience.
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:36
    Re: #74
    Broadly speaking, MMA and modern combat sports are about subduing an opponent.
    When it comes to dealing with an armed attacker, what they actually teach you in those places is 'run away as fast as possible.'
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:36
    Is it actually true that horses back then were tiny, like ponies?
    Though 'pony' covers a pretty wide range of sizes, so I'm curious exactly how small…
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:41
    Re: #91
    Here's what Daisan Haruyama-gō, a Kiso horse, looks like

    99AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:41
    Re: #96
    Looks like it'd just trot along cutely.
    101AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:43
    Re: #96
    Not even that small.
    More like a big pony.
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:40
    Re: #91
    Here's what an Edo-period horse looked like

    109AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:45
    Re: #94
    The guy riding it is probably like 140cm tall himself.
    113AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:47
    I've got no special skills, so going 500 years back wouldn't change anything for me.
    It's not gonna play out like some 'isekai' light novel (narou-style power fantasy).
    124AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:51
    Re: #113
    Even if you had all the essential skills and knowledge, going the 'isekai power fantasy' route would still just be a low-odds gamble with your life on the line.
    Even more so with only a one-year time limit.
    125AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:51
    Re: #113
    500 years ago is basically cavemen-level compared to us. There's plenty we could overwhelm them with using modern knowledge and common sense — mostly science.

    We even know how to save babies who, back then, were dying constantly from dehydration. Water, salt, honey — that's it. With just that, you'd be a miracle doctor saving children's lives.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The thread’s setting, around 1526, falls at a time when the Hosokawa Keichō family, who held real power in the Muromachi shogunate, was split by a succession dispute, and the Miyoshi clan — who would later become major power players — were still just their vassals. The explanation that the great western daimyo, the Ōuchi clan, had advanced into the Kinai region but had already withdrawn by this point, while Hōjō Ujitsuna’s rise in Kantō was seen from the Kinai as a distant affair involving the ‘eastern barbarians,’ broadly matches the historical record. As for the pronunciation of ‘ha-hi-fu-he-ho,’ posters cited Portuguese missionaries’ romanized Japanese from the era — such as writing Hakata as ‘Facata’ — as evidence, but as one correction in the thread pointed out, this may simply reflect Portuguese (which has no ‘h’ sound) substituting ‘f’; linguists generally favor the theory that the actual sound was closer to the bilabial fricative ‘ɸ.’ The claim that native Japanese horses, epitomized by the Kiso horse, stood only about 120-140cm at the shoulder — pony-sized — was also backed up by the images posted in the thread. Meanwhile, whether a modern person with martial arts experience could beat a samurai remained unresolved, with cautious voices — citing concealed weapons, group combat, and the samurai’s real killing experience — tending to dominate the discussion.

    *This article is composed as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nanademo Jikkyou G) thread “History God: ‘Spend a year in Japan 500 years ago.’ Me: ‘Heh…’“

  • Square Enix Apologizes for Torneko Site Outage — Fans Say ‘That’s Not What You Should Be Sorry For’

    Square Enix has issued an apology for the smartphone access outage that hit the official site for “Torneko’s Great Adventure: Mystery Dungeon — A Slightly Nice Remaster” starting the evening of September 11. The site has since been restored. However, this apology only addresses the site outage — it makes no mention of the game’s design choices or bugs. On 5ch, comments like “That’s not what you should be apologizing for” piled up, as the gap between the apology fans actually wanted and the one they got became the talk of the thread.

    [Apology for Official Site Access Outage]

    From the evening of Friday, September 11, 2026, the official site for “Torneko’s Great Adventure: Mystery Dungeon — A Slightly Nice Remaster” became inaccessible, primarily for users on smartphones.

    The issue has now been resolved, and the site can be viewed as normal.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:10
    Yeah, Square Enix really is a trustworthy company.
    6AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:14
    Looks like they're going to push this through with 'that's just how the game was designed.'
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:15
    You've got other things to apologize for.
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:25
    Re: #7
    Well, it's a 'Slightly Nice' apology, after all… (riffing on the game's 'Slightly Nice Remaster' subtitle)
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:15
    So they've got no intention of actually fixing it in that update, huh. Figures.
    11AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:20
    If they're not gonna do anything, fine, but don't go around lying and calling it a 'hit release,' come on.
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:23
    Oh look, they actually managed to say it.
    77AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:12
    Re: #15
    Classic old trick — apologize for the trivial stuff to smooth things over.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:26
    Square Enix is gonna get teased with 'Slightly ___' for years to come.
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:49
    Re: #18
    FF7: A Slightly Incomprehensible Remaster
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:30
    At this point the subtitle just looks like it's trolling the fans lol
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:31
    I bet they're getting flooded with 'that's not what you should be apologizing for' comments right now.
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:32
    They have zero intention of revisiting any of this in an update.
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:33
    Branding it 'Slightly Nice' really raised the bar on themselves lol
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:36
    So they're not apologizing for turning it into a crap game, huh.
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:38
    No, no.
    That's not it, that's not it at all.
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:41
    Why does something that used to work just… stop working……
    37AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:51
    I laughed when I saw someone point out that Square Enix's 'quality over quantity' shift actually just means shifting from 'lots of customers' to 'customers who pay well.'
    39AnonymousSep 14, 2026 18:57
    Re: #1
    Lies, exaggeration, misleading claims — distortion, bias, fabrication (riffing on a famous Japanese catchphrase about deceptive advertising)
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:10
    There's nothing here that apologizes for the actual game content.
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:14
    Heard it's a refund frenzy over on Steam though?
    43AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:14
    https://x.com/dorasa_net/status/2098426336750731573

    Looking forward to the Hero edition.
    45AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:18
    Re: #43
    >We focused above all on the controls and pacing to make sure they felt great!

    Sure, what a coincidence.
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:23
    Re: #43
    I kept seeing this around and was curious what it was — good to know, thanks.
    44AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:15
    Square Enix: 'Sorry… guess this is rough after all.' (a nod to the 'Reiner meme' from Attack on Titan)
    56AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:42
    https://imgur.com/byIxuJ8.png
    Square Enix: 'From quantity to quality.'
    60AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:52
    Re: #56
    Well, 'quality' and 'improved productivity' can mean a lot of different things.
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:52
    Re: #56
    Guess they upgraded the quality of scamming customers.
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:11
    Re: #56
    For reference:
    Square Enix announces 'Three Years of Reset' plan following steep profit decline — May 13, 2024
    https://game.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/news/1591065.html

    And here's a bunch of their big talk ↓
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:48
    The reputation on the Torneko's Great Adventure remaster is so bad that I might skip Dragon Quest Monsters 4 and FF Resonance, which I was planning to buy.
    I'll get some other company's game instead of a Square Enix one.
    63AnonymousSep 14, 2026 19:58
    Re: #58
    Going by the trend of the last few DQM titles, the player base drops off a cliff about a month after release.
    If you want to enjoy it while it's got momentum, buying early is actually the smart move.
    That game gets way more grindy and boring once the population thins out.
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 20:23
    Isn't there a saying that nobody complains about a door facing the wrong way in a house built by a world-class architect?
    It's 'as intended.'
    73AnonymousSep 14, 2026 20:58
    Re: #69
    This is third- or fourth-rate work, though.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:25
    Well, let's give up on 1 and just pin our hopes on the 2 and 3 remasters.
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:46
    Re: #79
    You're still holding out hope for those?
    92AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:12
    Maybe it's because they had AI handle the debugging, but there are so many weird bugs it sounds more like a 'Slightly Subpar Remaster.'
    93AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:13
    Re: #92
    Is 'slightly' really the right word for this…?
    98AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:44
    I wonder if next month's FF is gonna be okay.
    101AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:50
    Re: #98
    The demo for that one is mostly fine, but it's weird how it switches between 3D and 2D movement when you use a special move.
    Also the mini-medal-type collectible is annoying, since it's mostly just junk items.

    Background and Key Points

    The apology Square Enix issued this time concerns the smartphone access outage on the official site that began the evening of September 11 — it is not an apology for the design or bugs in the remaster itself. Skimming just the thread title without noticing this distinction makes it easy to misread as “they apologized for the game’s content,” but the actual announcement only reports the site outage being fixed and says nothing about gameplay issues. What became the focus of the thread was the mismatch between the apology users wanted (an explanation addressing things like controls or textures in the game) and the apology that actually arrived (the site outage) — a disconnect that spawned ironic jabs like “a slightly nice apology.” Note that the “Three Years of Reset” plan announced in 2024 and comments about AI-assisted debugging are points raised within the thread itself, not facts officially confirmed by Square Enix.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Good News] Square Enix Officially Apologizes Over Torneko: “We deeply apologize.”“

  • Angerme’s Hana Gotoh Under Fire for Late-Night Instagram Updates: ‘She Never Logs Off’

    Angerme’s Gotoh Hana sparked discussion on 5ch’s “Hello! Project” board after calling herself an “Instagram resident” on her own blog and posting a call for likes and comments. Fans noticed that her Story updates and likes kept coming late into the night, and it was reported that other members like Makino, Mippuru, and Narin were reacting to her posts as well. While some in the thread found her enthusiasm for social media endearing, others voiced concern that she might be getting a bit too dependent on it, and the discussion eventually broadened into comparisons of posting frequency and popularity with other members.

    Instagram Resident, Gotoh Hana

    I posted on Instagram!

    Waiting for your likes and comments 👍

    Source: ameblo.jp / Original article here

    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:06
    Just so we're clear, she's definitely not talking about any of you
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:09
    Is Gotoh Hana even cute?
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:18
    Re: #18
    She's a dead ringer for Naoko Nozawa (comedian), and yeah, she's cute
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:12
    Mippuru likes literally every Hello! Project member's post too
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    She's probably self-conscious about having so few followers
    25AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:22
    And she's still liking posts past midnight too
    Go to bed already, lack of sleep is the worst thing for your mental health
    Sleep well, Hanana
    27AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:23
    Unlike you guys, she's young, so she can pull the all-nighters
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:24
    Gotoh writes about staying up till morning all the time
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:30
    Re: #29
    I'm genuinely curious, so divide the total by how many days the account's been open and let us know
    You've got time to kill anyway, right?
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:30
    She should take a page from Matsumoto Wakana, who updates without fail every single day
    40AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:32
    Her blog gets plenty of engagement too, yet she doesn't update it daily
    58AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:53
    C'mon Wolfer (Angerme fandom nickname), let's all save Gocchin
    60AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:55
    Re: #58
    Only way she gets saved is if she leaves Angerme and joins Morning Musume

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Hello! Project idols typically manage their own blogs and Instagram accounts, so fans closely watch posting frequency and like counts as clues to popularity and friendships within the group. Gotoh Hana posts and reacts more often than members from her own class/generation, and her late-night activity stands out, which has fueled speculation that she might be “dependent” on social media or “not doing well.” That said, judging someone’s mental state purely from how often they use social media is nothing more than guesswork, and it’s worth remembering that such conclusions can easily be off base. The thread didn’t stop at Gotoh herself, either — it expanded to cover other members like Makino, Mippuru, and Narin reacting to her posts, as well as popularity comparisons bringing in names like Matsumoto Wakana, Kubota Nanami, Hashisako, and Shimoitani. This offers a glimpse into the kind of informal pecking order and friendships fans sense among members but that never shows up in official announcements — though it’s also mixed with baseless assumptions, so it’s best read as one fan’s take rather than taken at face value.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Looks Like Gotoh Hana-chan Is Never Leaving Instagram!!“

  • Nakayama Called Out After Three Straight Looking Strikeouts: ‘Never Use Him Again’

    On the night of September 14, 2026, a 5ch thread following the Yomiuri Giants game filled up with frustration over the team’s struggling lineup. Nakayama went down looking for the third straight at-bat, and as the team kept failing to cash in on scoring chances, viewers fired off harsh comments like “Never let him play again.” Beyond the criticism of Nakayama, the thread also debated the team’s low stolen-base success rate and questionable pitcher usage, with opinions split on whether the team’s struggles come down to individual players or to the coaching staff’s decisions.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:55
    Previous thread
    Giants Acting Manager Thread 136
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:03
    Re: #1
    Thanks for the thread
    Seriously, we absolutely have to win this one
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:09
    No way someone ends this season with 3 hits, 3 HRs, and 3 RBIs
    9AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:09
    SoftBank's Player Development Front Line: The Cutting-Edge Equipment and Talent Behind Their Motion Analysis — Inside Their Ongoing R&D Investment
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/9c6bafd21dd602fea7af3ff1f643c5ce75019b50
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:09
    That Urata play just now was just him making an unnecessarily dramatic show of it —
    that was just a routine high grounder to second, wasn't it…?
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:10
    Even a series split leaves no games separating them — first place by pure fluke?
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:10
    If only Oshiro hadn't jumped the gun — once it comes to this, even a pitcher like Ishida becomes too much to handle
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:11
    Just run already
    This is a spot where you've got to run even if you might get thrown out
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:11
    If we score just one run, Raidel can shut the door
    After that, all we'd need is an Akahoshi (legendary base-stealer) out there
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:11
    Doesn't look like anyone's studied Ishida's pitching motion at all
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:13
    So there's almost a 10-point gap in stolen base success rate compared to Iwata
    83AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:18
    Re: #33
    Our team's just running without thinking at all
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:13
    A single to right is all you need, so just hit it!
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:14
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Dammit
    42AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:14
    Foul ball, ARGH!!!
    47AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:15
    Cabbage: "There's no way Nakayama can hit, lol. This guy never changes, lol."
    49AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:15
    Oh, he ran?
    This is exactly why he signed with the team — to run right here
    51AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:16
    The fact that a guy can get 150 at-bats and still be hitting .100 and still be on the first team is impressive in its own weird way
    65AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    If you can't even swing in a spot like this, send him down to the minors
    69AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    Still racking up those looking strikeouts as usual
    Nothing good ever comes from a looking strikeout
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    I wonder if that would've been called a strike even if our team had been on defense
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:18
    If they were gonna put this guy in, they should've just gone with Cabbage instead
    If you're gonna strike out anyway, at least swinging is better
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:19
    Re: #79
    Yeah
    Mino-san, the guy who disappoints the fans more than anyone
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:18
    At least with Cabbage swinging, something might actually happen — what is this guy even doing
    87AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:18
    Wait, is this guy only picking up his first loss now? What's even the reason for holding him back — today he could've gone in as the second starter
    88AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:19
    Nakayama's gone down looking for three straight at-bats
    Please, never put him in the lineup again
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:19
    Re: #75
    Urata's gone———!
    135AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:24
    Guess I don't have time for a bath now
    I'll put up with smelling bad, just please win
    137AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:24
    Re: #135
    Just take a quick shower
    139AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:24
    Nakayama would actually make a great trade chip, so cash him in with another team while he's still got value — he's not gonna change even by the time he's 30
    145AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:26
    Re: #139
    What team would even want him?
    Actually, what's his selling point supposed to be?

    Background and Talking Points

    Real-time commentary threads for pro baseball games tend to attract a rush of emotional comments as the game unfolds, and players who fail to deliver often face especially harsh judgment. Because a called third strike ends the at-bat without the batter ever swinging, it tends to be seen as “passive,” drawing more backlash than an ordinary weak groundout. The stolen-base success rate comparison raised here is the kind of numbers-driven topic that easily sparks debate, but it’s worth noting that such comparisons often ignore sample size and game situation. Complaints about pitcher usage are also frequently “hindsight bias” — judgments made only after the results are in — and the actual soundness of the in-game decisions is hard to assess without knowing what information was available beforehand. It’s worth keeping in mind that all of these are real-time reactions posted during the game itself, not a definitive verdict on any player’s ability or the coaching staff’s decisions.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Giants Acting Manager Thread 137.”

  • Is it dangerous to drive a kei car on the highway? 5ch: ‘The AC alone steals 3 horsepower’

    A thread that started with the simple question, “Is driving a kei car on the highway really that dangerous?” took off on 5ch’s Nandemo Jikkyo G (Live Commentary) board. Some posters brought up the fear of crosswinds on long bridges like the Seto Ohashi, or anxiety about aggressive tailgaters, while plenty of others shared firsthand experience saying things like “it’s totally fine solo” or “I’m even faster than trucks” — opinions on how dangerous it really is varied a lot from person to person. A particular highlight was the debate over whether turning off the AC really makes the car accelerate faster, with several people saying you can feel the difference on hills.

    1AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:00
    I don't have much money so I figured a kei car would be fine, but I'll probably end up on the highway sometimes — how's that gonna go?
    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:01
    Just thinking about what happens if you get in an accident…
    4AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:01
    Long distances are rough.
    Big bridges like the Seto Ohashi are scary.
    5AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:02
    There are guys out there who see a kei car and just feel like tailgating — they'll come chasing you from way back flashing their high beams.
    7AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:02
    It's not dangerous itself.
    The question is what you do when some maniac comes at you.
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:03
    It's not as simple as "just stay in the left lane."
    12AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:03
    Sometimes you get that floating-in-midair feeling — that's when things get real.
    13AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:04
    Acceleration's garbage.
    Turbo model gets garbage mileage.
    Cabin's way too loud with engine noise.
    14AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:04
    If you crash you'll probably just die instantly, so it's fine, it's fine.
    16AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:05
    Do you even realize you're riding around in a coffin?
    23AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:06
    Re: #16
    Do you even know what a coffin is?
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:05
    As long as you're just crawling along in the left lane at like 90 km/h, there's no problem.
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:05
    If I'm getting on the highway, I want something with a sturdier body.
    Then again, in a kei car you might not even feel it when you go.
    19AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:06
    I've only ever driven turbo models, and it's totally fine.
    Too loud to listen to music, so all you can do is sing.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:06
    I wish they'd build a separate highway just for kei cars. Segregate us already.
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:06
    A kei car on the highway?
    Your mileage tanks too, so what's the point?
    Are you just gonna crawl along forever?

    I drive a Porsche, and if I floor it around 140-160 km/h I still get about 11 km/L, and I get to my destination faster too.
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:06
    I rode in the current Honda kei turbo the other day —
    it actually moves fine on the highway.
    It keeps accelerating even past 100 km/h, and you can cruise at around 120 km/h.

    But still, don't try anything that reckless.
    Just stick to the driving lane with adaptive cruise control set to 90 km/h and let it drive for you.
    Most importantly, it's way more relaxing!
    26AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:07
    Everyone says "what if you crash," but normally you don't crash, so there's nothing to worry about.
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:08
    It's not dangerous.
    The highway's full of kei cars.
    I've never driven one myself, but they're everywhere out there.
    30AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:08
    Honestly I'm faster than trucks, so I just stay in the middle lane the whole time.
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:09
    Re: #30
    There are definitely trucks these days doing like 95-100 km/h.
    Why don't they ever get pulled over for that?
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:08
    The Seto Ohashi is genuinely scary.
    Felt like the wind was gonna blow me right into the sea.
    32AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:08
    Fine solo, but with passengers weighing it down it gets pretty rough.
    50AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:22
    Is it actually true that turning off the AC makes it accelerate?
    55AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:24
    Re: #50
    I've heard the AC generally eats up about 3 horsepower.
    96AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:04
    Re: #50
    Kei cars have such small engines that turning on the AC noticeably kills your speed.
    On hills, forget about it — you're barely climbing.
    53AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:23
    If some maniac comes at you, worst case you die.
    Buy your safety with money.
    95AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:02
    Re: #53
    You can easily die on the highway even without a kei car.
    Sounds like you're speeding around thinking you're safe just because you're not in one, buddy.
    57AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:26
    Re: #55
    Whoa, I thought that was a joke but it's for real.
    62AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:28
    Re: #57
    You can tell on hills too, give it a try.
    61AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:28
    Rented an N-BOX, had 4 adults on board, took the highway — it was totally fine.
    70AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:32
    Re: #61
    Really? I've driven an N-BOX and it barely accelerated past like 60 km/h.
    64AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:29
    Even if it's risky, poor people can only afford kei cars, so that's what we drive.
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:34
    Re: #64
    Better than leasing an Alphard you can't actually afford on a residual-value loan.
    71AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:32
    Drove a Mira e:S flat out at 140 km/h for 2 hours straight on the Shin-Tomei — it held up just fine.
    75AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:35
    Re: #71
    Well yeah, of course a Mira or Alto can handle that.
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:39
    Solo, a kei car's totally fine.
    With passengers, it's tough.
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:40
    Re: #79
    Even with all 4 seats full in summer with the AC blasting, you can still cruise at 140 km/h.

    Though I only did that because it was a rental — in my own car I wouldn't want to go past 100 km/h.
    89AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:59
    Tried practicing late at night but no matter how hard I tried I couldn't get past 80 km/h, so I gave up.
    91AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:00
    Re: #89
    I'm out here searching for a night like that.

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Kei cars are capped by displacement at 660cc and, under a voluntary industry agreement, at a maximum output of 64 horsepower — leaving much less margin relative to vehicle weight than standard cars. As a result, at highway speeds the power loss from running the AC (felt as a few horsepower), the lack of acceleration needed to pass in the overtaking lane, and instability on bridge sections exposed to crosswinds all tend to stand out. That said, there’s no legal restriction on kei cars using the highway, and some drivers say they can cruise faster than trucks — so how dangerous it feels varies a lot depending on the specific car, how many people are on board, and the stretch of road being driven. The thread surfaced a real difference in experience — “fine solo, tough with a full car” — along with the point that “it’s not the kei car itself that’s dangerous, it’s the highway itself,” so this isn’t simply a case of kei car = danger.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Is driving a kei car on the highway really that dangerous?“

  • Sony’s New ‘Wolverine’ Game Sparks Buzz — Apparently You Can Beat It Just by Mashing the Square Button

    A gameplay clip from Sony’s upcoming action game “Wolverine” was posted on X (formerly Twitter), showing that much of the combat could be cleared just by mashing the Square button — and it became a hot topic on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board. The post carried a Community Note pointing out the “shallow combat,” which pushed the reaction well past a simple hype clip. On the thread, opinions split between those who welcomed it as accessible design anyone could enjoy, critics who called it too monotonous next to the Batman series or Uncharted, and posters questioning how a game rated CERO Z (18+) could have controls simple enough for a toddler.

    Just press a button and anyone can enjoy exhilarating action!

    Way to go, Sony!

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    3AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:16
    Damn, this looks really fun
    I really wanna play it
    I seriously should've just bought a PS5

    Why the hell did I buy a piece of junk like a Switch
    10AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:19
    Re: #3
    If you're being serious,
    now I'm worried you're gonna fall for a scam someday
    35AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:35
    Re: #3
    Just in case you don't know, I'll let you in on something —
    if all you want is to mash the Square button, you don't actually need to play Wolverine for that, you know?
    103AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:35
    Re: #3
    That's some seriously clumsy trash-talking
    15AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:25
    Wait, does that mean on Easy mode you can clear it without even pressing a button?
    41AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:43
    Re: #15
    Sounds like the 'crow' from a shmup (likely a jab at an old shooting game's infamous autopilot gimmick)
    (On Easy, you can clear it with zero input at all)
    17AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:26
    There it is—

    PlayStation's specialty:

    the ol' mash-the-Square-button game lol

    *click click click click click click click click*
    18AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:26
    Even the QTEs auto-advance whether you mess up or don't press anything, so there's probably a mode where you can clear the whole thing with zero input.
    20AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:27
    Even 'Kamen Rider Club' (an old Famicom button-mashing game) had more depth than this
    21AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:27
    It's even scoring lower than Mixtape.
    22AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:28
    That's not 'reaching a wide audience' — that's just talking down to players.
    28AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:32
    I think it's a good call
    PlayStation fans are bad at games, after all
    For them, 'watching the TV screen while fiddling with the controller in your hands to clear a game' is already a hard-won experience
    29AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:33
    So kind of them to make it playable even for toddlers! Except… it's rated Z (18+)
    31AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:34
    Re: #29
    Exactly
    Why'd they even go with CERO Z (18+)?
    Is it that whole 'American kids play CoD anyway so who cares' kind of thing?
    33AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:34
    The slashing's razor sharp — guess that's what you get from an 18+ game

    @
    This 23-second clip has more going on than the game's overall combat variety, which critics themselves admit is 'shallow'

    Community Note guy
    Engagement bait. In the bottom-left corner, you can see the player repeatedly mashing the Square button
    34AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:34
    'PlayStation users tend to prefer games where simple button-mashing gives a satisfying sense of exhilaration'

    ↑ This is exactly that, isn't it
    Which means this game's gonna sell (calling it now)
    36AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:35
    Ratatatatata (mashing the Square button)
    52AnonymousSep 14, 2026 21:52
    Maybe it's because I'm getting older, but I don't think that's so bad
    74AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:08
    Re: #52
    Doesn't it make you sleepy?
    Repeating simple inputs over and over knocks me right out these days
    79AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:15
    Re: #52
    Yeah, it leaves you plenty of room to really savor the arm hair the dev team put so much care into
    If it's an arm-hair-watching game, that kind of consideration is necessary
    82AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    Re: #52
    Mindless button-mashing combat is fine on its own, but if that's the deal, at least give me some platforming or puzzles to do
    67AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:03
    Giving it the benefit of the doubt, if the concept is 'a movie you can control,' then complicated inputs would ruin the experience, so I guess it can't be helped
    86AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:20
    Re: #67
    If we're treating it as 'a movie you can control,' then honestly the walking-around sections are totally unnecessary — just show me the cutscenes and let me tap through the action bits
    80AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:17
    WOOOOOOO! L2+R2
    https://imgur.com/iDhUSL0
    104AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:36
    Re: #80
    I actually laughed out loud lol
    90AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:23
    Isn't this just a watered-down ripoff of the Batman series?
    94AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:27
    Re: #90
    It looks like a game that blatantly rips off Batman and Uncharted, strips away everything that made those games good, and bolts on the kind of gore that'd get a middle schooler excited
    100AnonymousSep 14, 2026 22:31
    You could probably clear it blindfolded

    Background and Key Points of the Debate

    The clip that sparked this whole discussion was originally a promotional post, and on X it came attached with a Community Note flagging it as “an engagement-driven post that cherry-picks the shallowness of the combat.” Opinions on the thread split largely over how to read the simple controls: some saw them as evidence of “broad accessibility,” while others took them as proof that “the developers are underestimating their players.” Those in the latter camp pointed to similarities with the Batman series and Uncharted, with many questioning the game’s lack of originality. At the same time, it’s easy to overlook that the game carries a CERO Z rating — restricted to players 18 and older — and it’s this combination of toddler-friendly controls paired with an adults-only rating that fueled the thread well beyond a simple debate over difficulty.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry (Geha)) thread “[Good News] Sony’s “Wolverine” Has a Considerate Design — You Can Clear It Just by Mashing the Square Button!.”