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  • Individual JGBs vs. NISA? Cautious Savers Debate Asset-Building on 5ch

    The thread kicked off with a simple question aimed at people who say “investing scares me because I might lose money”: why not just buy individual government bonds, which come with a principal guarantee? Posters pointed out that these bonds pay higher interest than an ordinary savings account and won’t lose principal unless Japan’s finances collapse entirely — though others pushed back, arguing the interest gap isn’t that big and the paperwork hassle isn’t worth the modest payoff. As the discussion rolled on, it branched into monthly investing in All-Country index funds (オルカン) and the S&P 500, bank time-deposit campaigns, and how much to keep as an emergency fund, with the conversation trending toward a consensus: mix bonds, savings, and stocks according to your own risk tolerance.

    1AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:07
    Unless Japan's finances completely collapse, you get your money back — super low risk. And if Japan DID go bankrupt, the yen would be worthless paper anyway, so bonds are basically savings accounts on steroids.
    Plus the interest is like 5-6x what most ordinary savings accounts pay.
    Other than being locked in for a year, it's genuinely great — why isn't everyone buying these?
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:13
    Maybe it's that it's a bit of a hassle for not much payoff. That's the downside, I guess.
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:13
    Re: #8
    If you put in a decent amount, the difference really adds up.
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:14
    Pretty much every self-employed person maxes out their Small Enterprise Mutual Aid plan (小規模企業共済, a tax-advantaged retirement fund for sole proprietors) anyway — that's basically their investment right there.
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:15
    Re: #11
    But most people in the world aren't self-employed.
    16AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:16
    Re: #9
    I guess the logic is: people willing to deal with the hassle go for stocks since they pay off more, and people who hate hassle won't bother with bonds either if the payoff's only slight.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:18
    Re: #16
    Hmm.
    Forget the hassle-haters, but even for the stock-picking crowd, I'd still recommend buying at least a little.
    I'm in All-Country index funds (オルカン) myself, and sure, that'll outperform, but I hold a solid chunk of bonds too just to keep my mental steady during a crash.
    Panic-selling wipes out everything you gained.
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:20
    Aren't banks getting nervous with everyone piling into investing?
    My retired mom brought home a flyer saying NISA's too confusing for her at this point so she wants a time deposit instead — 3 million yen for 3 years at about 1.9%. No risk of losing principal and a guaranteed +300k, that's actually pretty solid.
    She might end up out-earning me, and I only just started NISA this year.
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:21
    Re: #23
    Bank time deposits have gotten better lately too, though sometimes that rate includes a promotional campaign bonus.
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:22
    Re: #23
    It's decent, but for something like a 3-year horizon, individual bonds actually beat a time deposit.
    Time deposits are better suited for 6-month or 1-year terms.
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:22
    The truth is most people just aren't that interested in money.
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:23
    Re: #25
    Really?
    Feels like talk about investing and saving has been picking up lately.
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:23
    Re: #24
    Yeah, it included the campaign bonus.
    Looks like the condition was opening a new account.
    I did research the bank first before giving my okay.
    A friend told me I should just borrow that 3 million and build a portfolio to grow it myself, but that felt too risky, so I had her put it in a time deposit instead.
    You never know how much longer a parent's going to be around, after all.
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:25
    Re: #28
    I think that's the right call.
    Even with a campaign bonus, if the conditions line up for you, it's a good deal.
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:24
    This'll be my first time getting in.
    Throwing in a few hundred thousand yen I made off semiconductor stocks.
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:27
    Re: #29
    Nice.
    Shore up your defense too and build up that grip strength 💪 ("握力," forum slang for the willpower to hold a position through a downturn instead of panic-selling)
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:25
    I'm a second-generation business owner, but among my freelancer friends it's all "Mutual aid fund? What's that? Tax savings sound like a pain," kind of guys.
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:28
    Re: #34
    Uh…
    Are they rich or just completely indifferent?
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:25
    I think it's fine to take on risk with NISA while you're still working — if you lose money, you can just keep working to cover it.
    Shifting to defensive assets is a conversation for after you retire.
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:28
    Re: #35
    My risk tolerance is low, so I buy bonds too, for the grip strength (holding power).
    Of course I'm buying All-Country funds as well.
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:25
    Even at 5x an ordinary savings rate, that's just 5x 0.1% —
    only 0.5%. An All-Country index fund gets you 3%+.
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:27
    Re: #36
    Which bank has a 0.1% rate?
    My local regional bank pays 0.4% on ordinary savings.
    And right now you can get about 1.9% on a 3-year bond and 2.2% on a 5-year one.
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:27
    At this point buying these "crap bonds" (ウン国債, a pun on うんこ/"poop" + 国債/"bonds") is on the same level as buying Chinese stocks.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:28
    Re: #41
    Chinese stocks don't come with a principal guarantee though…
    72AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:42
    Keeping money in a bank has its own risk, you know —
    and I don't mean the deposit-insurance payout cap (ペイオフ) kind of risk.
    73AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:43
    Re: #72
    What kind of risk is that?
    Seriously, fill me in.
    77AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:44
    Re: #72
    Because inflation is expected to keep rising over the long run.
    74AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:43
    The thread title (スレタイ) is already something, but
    the All-Country/S&P zealots scare me too.

    Life is long and there will be times you need cash,
    yet they're assuming you can keep contributing for 10+ years straight.
    Not many people have the mental fortitude to keep buying in while watching their losses grow during a downturn.
    76AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:44
    Re: #74
    This is seriously true.
    If you don't have the mental bandwidth for it, I think you should raise your bond allocation and keep more in savings.
    84AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:47
    Re: #74
    Normally you wouldn't put your emergency fund, or your kids' tuition savings if you have kids, into investments anyway.
    You buy All-Country funds assuming your money's locked up long-term.
    75AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:44
    The yen itself is the thing that's crashed the hardest, if you think about it.
    79AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:45
    Re: #75
    Ordinary savings accounts are the real danger.
    Go with All-Country funds or bonds — or at minimum a time deposit with a decent rate.
    81AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:46
    Re: #75
    There's also the risk of the U.S. forcing a stronger yen on us, so it's not so simple anymore.
    98AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:53
    Re: #75
    Buy low, sell high is the basic rule — so if not now, while the yen's cheap, when?
    82AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:46
    Honestly, point-hunting (ポイ活, stacking up credit-card/loyalty reward points) is safer.
    3% a month with zero risk.
    85AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:47
    Re: #82
    If we're going there, a side hustle pays even better with a higher return rate.
    But we're talking about ordinary asset management here.
    87AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:48
    Re: #82
    You should factor this in too —
    2% from a variable-rate individual bond,
    plus 2% from a Mizuho Rakuten card, and just living normally nets you 4%.
    92AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:52
    You should wait a bit longer on bonds — the rate's going to climb.
    94AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:52
    Re: #92
    Maybe, but there's also a non-zero chance it drops, so I'll just buy in now while I can.
    97AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:53
    Re: #92
    That's exactly why you go with the 10-year variable-rate type.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    Individual government bonds (such as the 10-year variable-rate type) are issued by the state, so the principal is protected, and recent market rates run around 1.9% for the 3-year bond and 2.2% for the 5-year — well above what most banks pay on ordinary savings (roughly 0.1-0.4%). That said, they generally can’t be cashed in for the first year, and the payoff is small unless you’re investing a substantial sum. NISA and All-Country index funds (オルカン, tracking a broad global stock index), on the other hand, offer no principal guarantee but open the door to long-term capital gains and a tax-free allowance — which takes the mental discipline to keep contributing even while your position is underwater. The thread’s central disagreement was which of these to build around: bonds that are guaranteed but grow slowly, or stocks that can grow more but can also fall. Most participants were converging on the idea that combining both, weighted by age and whether you already have an emergency fund, is the sensible approach. The conversation also touched on how to value dollar-denominated assets amid the weak yen — a reminder that this isn’t a topic with one simple right answer.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G board) thread “Mystery faction: ‘Investing is dangerous! I won’t do NISA because I might lose money!’ — So why not just buy government bonds?.”

  • Morning Musume. vs. Hinatazaka46 vs. Tokimeki Sendenbu: September 30 Same-Day Single Showdown Sparks Sales-Ranking Frenzy

    On September 30, 2026, multiple groups — Morning Musume.’26, Hinatazaka46, Chou Tokimeki Sendenbu, CANDY TUNE, and OWV — are releasing new singles on the same day. The Hello!Project board has been buzzing with predictions for the Oricon daily rankings: Morning Musume. has stayed within the weekly top 3 ever since introducing individual handshake events, but this time some fans are predicting a 4th-place finish. The debate has gone beyond simple ranking rivalry, spilling into arguments over the “padded” structure of CD sales and how much a business model built around bonus events and fan meet-and-greets can really be trusted as an indicator of actual popularity. For Tokimeki Sendenbu, who are heading toward disbandment, the focus is on whether a “farewell boost” will kick in.

    1AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:00
    Wonder how the rankings will shake out
    3AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:11
    Haven't bought one in a while, but apparently Morning Musume.'s year-labeled era singles (the '26, '25, etc. releases) always settle in the 80,000–100,000 range no matter how bad the song is
    15AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:38
    Re: #3
    That range is basically fixed. When the group's stable and the song's good and they run more events, the ceiling can go up to nearly 140,000.
    Unlike other groups, almost nobody here stacks multiple copies, so it stays low and stable — for better or worse.
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:14
    Do the other idol groups run bonus-event handshake sessions too?
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:19
    Could this end up the worst release-day daily ranking (4th place) in recent memory???
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:23
    Daily 4th-place prediction

    09/30: Hinatazaka46 (5 versions), CANDY TUNE (3 versions), Chou Tokimeki Sendenbu (3 versions + 5 solo jacket versions), Morning Musume.'26 (5 versions), OWV (3 versions + FC edition), Mugendai MyuType (2 versions / + live-ticket lottery entry / BanG Dream! tie-in), millsage (+ live-ticket lottery entry / BanG Dream! tie-in), Ikka Dumb Rock! (+ live-ticket lottery entry / BanG Dream! tie-in),
    Appare!, 04 Limited Sazabys, Ueda Reina (2 versions / anime tie-in), Kumada Akane & Masui Yuka (2 versions / Precure tie-in), XngHan&Xoul (formerly of RIIZE, 2 versions), go!go!vanillas (3 versions / anime tie-in)
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:45
    Re: #10
    What rank actually counts as "legit" then, lol
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:47
    Re: #24
    Every Morning Musume. single since they started individual handshake events has made the weekly top 3, so top 3 is the bar. This one's predicted at 4th, though.
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:24
    Is OWV strong too?
    Could this actually land at 5th place weekly?
    They've always kept numbers that beat everyone except the true heavyweight acts — but when this many heavyweights collide on the same release day…
    5th place would be a fittingly bleak symbol of the second dark age.
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:29
    Is Tokisen really that strong?
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:35
    Re: #12
    Even at baseline they're stronger than the current Morning Musume., and on top of that there's the disbandment boost.
    16AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:40
    Hinatazaka's fired up by their rivalry with Kawaii Lab (a production company known for heavy CD-stacking sales), so they might even hit a million copies if it comes down to it.
    That's a battle on a completely different level, way up in the clouds.
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:41
    Re: #16
    CANDY TUNE's sales are minor league — they're no threat to Hinatazaka.
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:40
    The idol market has genuinely gotten massive, hasn't it
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:41
    Wouldn't be shocking if Kyanchu (CANDY TUNE's nickname) pulled in something like 500,000 copies too
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:43
    102,753 — Morning Musume.'25 (2025/12/03)
    I figured there was no point keeping the "Love Machine Preservation Society" (devoted fans of their classic hit) going anymore, but honestly, still moving 100k+ copies is kind of impressive.
    No special push, just business as usual, and they've still got a hardcore fanbase that strong.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:45
    Furuppa (FRUITS ZIPPER's nickname) is already moving around 500,000 copies, which means Kawaii Lab has the formula down cold — exactly how many release events and bonus-event sessions it takes to sell how many tens of thousands of copies.
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:45
    Top 4 is the acceptable cutoff, right?
    5th place is not okay.
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:50
    Re: #23
    "Pyoko Pyoko Ultra" debuted at No. 9 on Oricon.
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:49
    Re: #26
    No, that's not what I meant — I'm asking, if you exclude the multi-version releases, where would a normal single-version release actually rank.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:51
    Re: #27
    There's basically nobody left in Japan buying CDs for the music itself anymore — people who actually want to listen just stream it.
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:51
    Asked an AI about past ranking history
    (no idea if it's accurate)

    2020 — 68th single: 2nd
    2020 — 69th single: 2nd
    2021 — 70th single: 2nd
    2022 — 71st single: 2nd
    2022 — 72nd single: 1st
    2023 — 73rd single: 2nd
    2024 — 74th single: 1st
    2025 — 75th single: 2nd
    2025 — 76th single: 1st
    2026 — 77th single: ???
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:53
    Re: #1
    For Tokisen fans, it's all about the music quality, so this kawaii-style song doesn't really matter to them.
    All they're hyped about is the next single: Asano Naoshi's emo-rock track and Tsukada Kohei's tear-jerker melody. That's really the whole story.
    MUTEKI DEAD TOKIMEKI✨🏇🌈@muteki_dead1
    https://x.com/muteki_dead1/status/2103791199144558955
    ■ Yappari Kimi ni Kimeta♡ ("I Knew It, I Choose You♡")

    → The go-to songwriter for M!LK, SHACHI, Chou Tokkyu, and other Stardust acts — surprisingly, this is his first-ever track for Tokisen: Asano Naoshi
    ■ Isshou Seishun, Isshou Munekyun ("Forever Young, Forever Heart-Throbbing")

    → The legendary hit machine behind =LOVE, ≠ME, and ≒JOY (the Kawaii Lab idol trio) — also his first track for Tokisen, of course: Tsukada Kohei
    ☆ Two absolutely godly composers — this is a god-tier lineup.

    Since they're disbanding, Tokisen fans don't need to worry about the numbers anymore.
    They don't need a kawaii song at all — as long as they get one emo, cool track made just for the hardcore fans, that's all that matters.
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:57
    Between the Oda graduation boost, the Makino graduation boost, and the 18th-gen joining boost, this should sell better than usual.
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:59
    Re: #34
    The talk-event tickets aren't selling well, so it looks rough.

    16 Anonymous 2026/09/15 (Tue) 14:14:57.24 0
    76th single, round-6 talk event: 210 slots sold out
    77th single, round-6 talk event: 170 slots sold out

    76th single round-6 sellout rate: 61% ≈ 210/340 slots
    77th single round-6 sellout rate: 40% ≈ 170/416 slots
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:59
    You guys need to wake up already — handshake-driven CD sales numbers don't mean anything.
    Nobody owns a CD player anymore, nobody listens to CDs; the CD is just a bonus tacked onto the event, so the sales figure is really just a count of how many times they ran that event.
    In other words, it's a meaningless little bubble that nobody outside the fandom even knows exists. Get some perspective, idiots.
    Arguing over who's "above" or "below" in a world that's purely about how many handshake events you ran and how many copies each individual otaku stacked — it's ugly.
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:02
    Re: #36
    Actually recouping money matters more than just going viral on social media, though.
    Even McDonald's competes on burgers sold, not on how many views its posts get.
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:04
    Re: #37
    Honestly, my only image of McDonald's is a company that loves pandering to internet memes.
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:08
    Re: #37
    Going viral on social media matters way more, honestly.
    Big jobs start rolling in on their own, the money multiplies, and both awareness and popularity climb.
    Meanwhile, to sell CDs that only insider fans ever buy, the agency pours in huge amounts of venue-rental money, time, and labor — and bragging about hitting No. 1 on Oricon or Billboard doesn't raise name recognition anymore and doesn't even turn a profit.
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:04
    Re: #37
    In that case it's ticket sales and merch that matter more than CDs — CDs don't turn a profit.
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:07
    If you're saying CDs are unnecessary and ticket sales alone are enough, then you wouldn't even need to release new songs anymore.
    That's basically the enka world.
    Though Up-Front was kind of already that type of company to begin with.
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:12
    Re: #41
    Which is exactly why just putting out digital singles is enough — and honestly, that's basically what's happening already.
    CDs don't make money anymore; they just run at a loss.
    The agencies still treating CDs as priority number one are incompetent operations clinging to past glory with old-fashioned thinking — that's the real danger.
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:08
    New single releases are down to once a year now.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:09
    Re: #42
    Apparently this is the first time since their major debut that Morning Musume. has put out only one CD release in a year.
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:13
    Apparently HYBE's earnings forecast is set to be an all-time high.


    Citing BTS's return to activity and growth from younger IPs, SK Securities projects HYBE will post record results this year — revenue of 5.1 trillion won (roughly 590 billion yen) and operating profit of 301.8 billion won (roughly 35 billion yen). That said, reflecting the drop in valuations across the entertainment sector, it cut its target share price from 350,000 won to 290,000 won (roughly 34,000 yen), while maintaining a "buy" rating.
    52AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:15
    Re: #49
    That profit's way too thin, lol
    53AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:16
    Re: #48
    Even Kawaii Lab, the group with the most momentum right now, still puts out physical CDs after all.
    56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:17
    Re: #53
    Kawaii Lab isn't "the group with the most momentum right now" anymore, though.
    62AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:23
    If all you care about is selling CDs, the AKB model is the right answer — buy one copy and you get a mini-live plus a guaranteed handshake.
    The tradeoff is that the live show's cost-performance takes a hit.
    63AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:24
    Re: #62
    If it's purely about sales volume, the K-pop lottery-ticket model wins. Japan does it too, but only among the major acts.

    Background and Key Points of Discussion

    A recurring theme in these same-day-release comparison threads is the gap between actual CD sales and Oricon rankings. Because of “stacking” — where a single hardcore fan buys multiple copies and formats just to get handshake tickets or bonus-event passes — Oricon rankings tend to reflect the purchasing power of a core fanbase chasing events rather than a group’s overall popularity across the wider market. Within the thread, comments like “there’s basically no one left in Japan buying CDs for the music” and “a digital single is enough” came up, reflecting how the CD format itself has shifted from being a music product to essentially a vessel for handshake tickets. Opinions were also split over the underlying business model — some argued “going viral on social media leads to more work,” while others countered that “live shows and merch are actually more profitable” — so which metric (CD sales, social media buzz, event attendance, or live/merch revenue) should define success was very much up for debate. One thing readers should be careful not to misread: the ranking predictions aren’t a direct, absolute measure of a group’s popularity — they’re heavily shaped by how many bonus events each group runs and the purchasing habits of their respective fanbases.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello!Project board) thread “Morning Musume. vs Hinatazaka vs Tokisen vs Kyanchu: Same-Day Single Release Showdown, September 30 Approaches.”

  • Former Miss UTokyo Stuffs Tissues Up Both Nostrils at Concert, Apologizes: ‘I Feel Bad for the Performers’

    Asa Kamiya (26), a TV personality and former Miss University of Tokyo, revealed on X that her nose started running during a classical concert, so she stuffed tissues into both nostrils to keep listening — and apologized afterward, explaining, “I feel bad for the performers.” This wasn’t a response to backlash; she volunteered the explanation herself. Reactions on 5channel were split between those who saw it as thoughtful — a way to avoid sniffling noises — and cooler responses along the lines of “Did she really need to announce this?” and “Is this even news?”

    Former Miss UTokyo: “I Stuffed Tissues in Both Nostrils…” — Explains and Apologizes After Attending Concert, “I Feel Bad for the Performers” – Entertainment: Nikkan Sports

    September 28, 2026, 10:05 AM

    Asa Kamiya (26), a former Miss University of Tokyo and TV personality currently enrolled in the university’s Graduate School of Public Policy, updated her X account by the 28th, revealing what happened while she was attending a classical concert.

    Source: nikkansports.com / Read the original article here

    4AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:06
    Not everything needs to be turned into a news article.
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:07
    What even is this article.
    Like, so what?
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:07
    Re: #1
    Oh, it was just a runny nose?
    I thought she meant she couldn't stand someone's body odor.
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:08
    She's just listening, so she could've simply tilted her head back.
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:09
    Wearing a mask over the stuffed nose would've worked fine.
    Actually, if you've got a cold, just don't go.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:15
    If she'd been sniffling loudly that'd be one thing, but what's actually wrong with this?
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:15
    No matter how sharp you are mentally, if your parents never taught you basic social sense and manners, you end up doing stuff like this without a second thought.
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:16
    Wouldn't just pinching her nose have been enough? Why stuff tissue in there?
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:18
    That's basically "Sick White House syndrome" (a riff on "sick building syndrome").
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:18
    I can't even tell where she is in the first photo — guess that makes me an old geezer.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:19
    Couldn't she have just stuffed tissue up her nose and worn a mask over it?
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:19
    Re: #1
    Is Nikkan Sports really so short on stories that they cover every little tweet like this?
    There's no shortage of real news out there — are today's journalists just doing internet searches instead of hitting the field?
    It really is the end of an era (´・ω・`)
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:20
    For a classical concert, this beats someone sniffling wetly through the whole thing by a mile.
    This should honestly become standard etiquette.
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:21
    If it's a contagious illness, I'd rather she just skip it instead of pushing through.
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:21
    If anything, isn't she just being considerate of the people around her instead of sniffling loudly?
    I've done the mask-and-tissue combo myself.
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:22
    Lucky it was just a runny nose — if it were ear discharge, that'd be truly awful.
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:23
    The concert would've gone on fine without her there,
    and she might've passed her cold to the people sitting nearby anyway.
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:24
    Saying "I feel bad" is just her showing off how considerate she is —
    none of the performers even noticed in the first place.
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:24
    If she'd tucked both ends of one tissue into her nostrils like a bull's nose ring, at least it would've gotten a laugh.
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:25
    Sounds like a quick-witted, decent girl to me.
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:26
    Why bother announcing this at all?
    Nobody cares, honestly.
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:27
    If she really wanted to be considerate, she should've just posted that she couldn't make it to the concert.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:27
    Don't turn this into an article just because you're out of real stories.
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:29
    Nobody even called her out, and yet she posted it herself — that's some serious attention-seeking (lol)
    56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:34
    What you really need to watch out for at a concert is your phone's ringtone.
    If you haven't mastered airplane mode, you'll embarrass yourself badly.
    70AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:42
    Re: #56
    Just switch it to silent —
    actually, some people's alarms still go off even then,
    so just power it off.
    69AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:42
    She had to add "because my nose suddenly started running," or else people would ask why she came to the event with a cold in the first place.
    81AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:45
    Re: #69
    Yeah, if you're absorbed in the performance and glance over the audience only to spot a woman with tissues stuffed up her nose, you'd definitely crack up.

    Background and Key Points of This Story

    Asa Kamiya took part in the “Miss University of Tokyo Contest” while a student there, and after graduating has continued her career as a TV personality while attending the university’s Graduate School of Public Policy. This particular story centers on her voluntarily sharing — and apologizing for — a personal experience from a classical concert on X. What stands out is that she got ahead of any criticism, explaining the situation before anyone had actually called her out, and reactions split between people who found the whole announcement unnecessary (“Why post this at all?”) and those who saw some logic in wanting to avoid making sniffling noises. At classical concerts, sounds like sniffling or rustling clothing tend to stand out sharply during quiet passages, which makes this kind of etiquette debate a familiar one. Some comments veering into mockery of her background or looks have been left out of this roundup as personal attacks rather than genuine discussion. It’s also worth noting that quite a few commenters were skeptical this was newsworthy at all — a useful read on how audiences feel about this kind of lightweight celebrity story.

    *This article was compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5channel (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread “Former Miss UTokyo: “I Stuffed Tissues in Both Nostrils…” — Explains and Apologizes After Attending Concert, “I Feel Bad for the Performers”.”

  • PS5 Pro Lottery Sale Comes with Purchase Conditions — 5ch: “How Long Are They Gonna Keep This Scarcity Marketing Up?”

    On September 28, the Sony Store began accepting purchase applications for the PS5 Pro. The price is 137,980 yen (tax included), and if the number of applicants exceeds the planned number of units for sale, winners will be chosen by lottery. On 5ch, opinions were split between questions over why the console is still hard to find so long after launch, and debate over the fairness of a purchase requirement limiting eligibility to existing users who have logged at least 60 hours of play on PSN within the past year. Some saw it as an attempt to stop scalpers from buying up stock, while others countered that existing users who meet the requirement could still resell the console themselves.

    We are now accepting purchase applications for the PlayStation®5 Pro through the Sony Store, starting today, Monday, September 28.

    There are conditions for applying and purchasing. Please note in advance that if the number of applications exceeds the planned number of units for sale, winners will be selected by lottery.

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    3AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:07
    Suggested retail price

    137,980 yen (tax included)
    5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:08
    How long are they gonna keep running this scarcity marketing scam, this garbage company?
    83AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:04
    Re: #5
    SSD and memory prices are insane right now
    I don't think this is just 'in the red,' it's probably way worse than that
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:10
    Why are they dragging this out so long?
    How much time has passed since the Pro launched already?
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:11
    Re: #6
    This is what real demand looks like
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:11
    Scalpers will jump all over this, so there's no nightmare scenario where everyone wins the lottery! We'll be just fine.
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:12
    I'm not defending scalpers even a little bit, but
    I still think scalpers have the right to choose their own merchandise too
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:13
    Any scalper who picks something like this as their merchandise seriously has zero talent or taste
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:13
    Even if you make a new account, apparently you need 60 hours of actual play logged by yesterday (through Sept 27), so it looks like you can only apply from an account that's actually been played on
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:14
    Really glad I bought mine early
    PS5 Pro is the best lol
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:15
    Why didn't you just buy one before it went out of stock?
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:15
    Rudeya (used-game buyback shop) buyback price: 190,100 yen
    If you win the lottery, that's a 50,000 yen profit!!
    15AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:15
    Re: #2
    If the play time is a cumulative total over a year, they should make it like 180 hours 😠
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:26
    Huh? You couldn't get one until now?
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:28
    Re: #26
    There's been almost no stock coming in since around June
    That's why it's going for above retail (scalper markup)
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:29
    Pretty sure the buyback price has climbed to 190,000 yen at this point
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:33
    Re: #29
    Makes me want to suspect someone at Sony Computer Entertainment Japan is colluding with places like Rudeya
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:32
    If GTA6 flops hard, it's all over, so this is quite a gamble
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:33
    Re: #34
    You don't need to warp your thinking that badly just to invent a hypothetical that'll never happen
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:36
    I think the requirement should be 600 hours
    I want it to properly end up in the hands of real core gamers
    55AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:44
    Re: #38
    Someone like that already owns one lol
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:36
    Does something that's only sold about 370,000 units in Japan so far really need a lottery?
    Anyone who wanted one already bought it long ago — that's all this number really shows
    72AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:55
    Re: #39
    And most of that demand is from scalpers anyway
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:37
    Is this play-time-restricted sales method copying Nintendo too?
    The Japan-only limited edition was the same way — pretty soon they'll probably adopt game key cards with a totally straight face
    47AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:39
    Re: #43
    Sounds like exactly the kind of thing they'd do for the PS6 — a USB key card lol
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:38
    But even on the Pro it's still 30fps, right?
    45AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:39
    Re: #44
    Depends on the update, I guess
    They might lower the graphics and add a 60fps mode too
    56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:45
    Re: #44
    They haven't even optimized it for the Pro
    It's seriously 'Pro (lol)' — a product for idiots who just want to feel superior
    53AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:44
    Aren't they doing a lottery sale for this one too?
    60AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:46
    Re: #53
    Took a whole month just to get 50 units lolololol
    59AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:46
    Re: #2
    There's no way an anti-Sony person meets conditions like this
    and anyone claiming they're just doing it for pocket money is probably lying too
    64AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:49
    Re: #63
    At that point they've gone way beyond just being a 'hater'
    except for super rare exceptions like Pokaoss (a notorious extreme anti-Sony poster)
    65AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:50
    Taking purchase applications through the Sony Store… are they seriously trying to abandon retail?
    71AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:55
    Re: #65
    Retailers probably don't want this either
    it just draws in a swarm of garbage scalpers
    the margin on hardware sales is tiny to begin with, and now they get flooded with people who won't even buy games
    78AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:01
    Sony really loves this sales method, huh
    It's like they get a kick out of mocking us little people
    82AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:02
    Re: #78
    It's not like they're doing this because they enjoy it
    Their ideal is to ramp up production and sell them all off
    79AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:02
    Would selling to Rudeya net around 30,000 yen in profit?
    85AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:08
    Re: #79
    The buyback price might drop by the time it's delivered to you. Take anything for granted and you'll get burned

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The PS5 Pro has been chronically hard to find since its November 2024 launch, and posters in the thread testified that stock had all but dried up since around June. The newly introduced purchase requirement — logging at least 60 hours of play within the past year — appears designed to screen out applicants who aren’t existing users and are simply looking to resell. However, some pointed out that this doesn’t actually stop existing users who qualify from applying purely to flip the console, and skepticism about how effective the measure really is remains strong. Some posts attributed the shortage to rising costs from surging semiconductor and memory prices, but that’s an individual poster’s speculation, not an official explanation from Sony — worth keeping in mind. The claim that used buyback prices have climbed to around 190,000 yen is likewise just a rate quoted by certain resellers, one that could shift depending on supply and demand once sales end.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [“Geha”]) thread “PS5 Pro Limited Purchase Begins — Lottery Sale If Applications Exceed Planned Units.”

  • On a ¥400K Take-Home Salary, He Bought a ¥6M Toyota Alphard — ‘Residual Value’ Financing Brings It Down to ¥70K/Month; 5ch: ‘That’s Living Like Nobility’

    Kenji (a pseudonym), 45, manages an electronics retail store and lives with his wife and their junior-high-school-age son. He earns roughly ¥6 million a year and pays ¥120,000 a month on his mortgage. A news article making the rounds on 5ch described how he ended up signing for a ¥6 million Toyota Alphard: a standard auto loan would have cost him about ¥110,000 a month, but he was talked into a “residual value credit” (zan-kure) plan that brought it down to ¥70,000 a month instead. The thread was split — some asked whether he’d actually thought through the balloon payment waiting at the end of the contract, others argued that residual-value credit is really just “renting” the car rather than a genuine loan, and some said they understood the impulse to buy a car beyond your means just to keep up appearances.

    Kenji (pseudonym, 45) manages an electronics retail store. He currently lives with his wife and his junior-high-school-age son. His annual income is about ¥6 million and he has roughly ¥4 million in savings, but he’s paying down a ¥120,000-a-month mortgage.

    But once he added the trim level and options he wanted, the car’s price came to about ¥6 million. Kenji’s monthly take-home pay is around ¥400,000, out of which ¥120,000 goes to the mortgage. Taking out a standard auto loan would have meant monthly payments of roughly ¥110,000.

    “With this plan, your monthly payment comes to about ¥70,000.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:18
    It's not a loan — you're just renting it, technically
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:18
    Even I can tell this one's made up
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:31
    Would be nice if you could at least pay off the residual balance with a regular loan
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:33
    Turns out you can't take out a loan for the residual balance
    That's quite the trap lol
    16AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:39
    Re: #11
    You can refinance it
    No idea what the interest rate is though
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:35
    Take-home pay of ¥400K, huh

    Bro's basically nobility wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:36
    I get stretching a little to buy a car you genuinely love or want to drive, but are there really people out there overreaching just to look good to others?
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:47
    Re: #13
    That mindset really isn't rare, I don't think
    Apparently some people feel ashamed if their car ranks below their friends' or acquaintances'
    15AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:38
    If he's planning to keep driving it, can't he just refinance the residual value?
    Though the interest rate's probably brutal
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:40
    He pays ¥4.2 million over 5 years and there's still ¥3 million left? So ¥6 million turns into ¥7.2 million over 5 years? Isn't that interest insane? Is that just normal for residual-value credit?
    And surely he signed the contract after being told upfront this is exactly how it'd play out, right?
    What was his actual plan here?
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:41
    I don't get how his income hasn't changed at all, yet suddenly he's living like he's broke
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    So basically the moral is he should've just bought a ¥3 million car?
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    It works the same as a lease, basically
    You take out a new loan against the residual value
    As long as you don't return the car, you're not obligated to restore it to original condition
    So just drive it into the ground until the residual value's nearly gone,
    then buy it outright
    Toyotas hold resale value even once they're basically immobile anyway
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:46
    Smells like a Financial Field or Gold Online piece (Japanese personal-finance media sites known for this genre of "cautionary money tale" articles)
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:46
    But these days Toyota won't just sell you a car the normal way
    they come up with all sorts of excuses to steer you toward residual-value credit, don't they?
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:47
    Re: #22
    What the, that's a dirty trick
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:56
    Re: #22
    I think it's the same everywhere
    Well, this was back when cars were in short supply
    but I was told residual-credit orders take 6 months while regular financing orders take a year and a half
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:48
    They charge interest on the residual portion too
    Yeah, it's a rough financial product, I'll give you that
    but honestly, if you can't wrap your head around that going in, you probably shouldn't be borrowing money at all
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    >> "Taking out a standard auto loan would have meant monthly payments of roughly ¥110,000"
    But that only adds up to ¥6.6 million
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    Toyota deliveries are ridiculously slow right now to begin with
    Everyone buying Toyotas is the real problem
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    If the payoff amount is only ¥600K, better to just buy it out and keep driving it
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    A dealer finally gets an Alphard in stock
    Sell it for cash and that's the end of the relationship
    Put the customer on residual-value credit and the interest keeps trickling in
    Which customer do you think they'd rather sell to?
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:50
    It's selling well — that's exactly why they get away with shady sales tactics
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:50
    In the end Toyotas hold their resale value, so it all balances out
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:52
    The Alphard down the street quietly turned into a Noah at some point (the Noah being a much cheaper, smaller Toyota minivan)
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:00
    Even my Noah has more interior space than I know what to do with
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:00
    Is it basically the customer going, 'F-fine, residual credit's fine, just sell it to me… I'll figure something out in five years…'?
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:02
    They should ban the name "residual-value credit (loan)" and just make them call it a lease
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:03
    A used Honda Freed is plenty of car for anybody
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:05
    If you don't like residual-value credit, just use revolving card payments instead (an even worse debt trap, notorious in Japan for spiraling interest)
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:06
    A rental-plate Yaris is actually the strongest car out there
    Everyone gives you a wide berth (rental cars in Japan carry a distinctive "wa" plate, and other drivers tend to keep their distance)
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:09
    If he drove it enough to blow past the mileage limit, he probably got his money's worth
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:10
    I wanted a car around ¥4.5 million too, but I only had ¥3 million I could put down right away
    so I was torn between financing the remaining ¥1.5 million, or scraping together money I really didn't want to touch to just pay the full ¥4.5 million outright
    and the salesman kept pushing hard for me to go with residual-value credit first and pay it off from that money instead
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:15
    There's no way take-home pay is ¥400K a month if annual income is only ¥6 million
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:18
    Residual-value credit plans come bundled with overpriced maintenance packages too — they're desperate to lock you in
    45AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:21
    Why does he need an Alphard for just one kid?
    63AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:55
    What's the actual difference from a lease?
    65AnonymousSep 28, 2026 11:02
    Re: #63
    A lease is just a rental

    Background and Points of Debate

    Residual-value credit (“zan-kure”) is a financing scheme that calculates monthly payments after subtracting an estimated future trade-in value (the “residual”) several years down the line — functionally, it sits somewhere between a standard loan and a lease. The monthly payments look lighter, but interest keeps accruing on that residual portion too, so to keep driving the car you eventually need to refinance or settle the balance in one lump sum, meaning the total cost tends to balloon past what a regular loan would cost. Commenters on the thread pointed out that “you can’t just pay off the residual with a normal loan” and that “you can refinance it, but nobody knows what the rate will be” — the full mechanics of the plan are easy to miss from the sales pitch alone, which sets buyers up for misunderstandings. Some also noted that since the chip shortage, certain dealers have prioritized residual-value contracts because they’re more profitable, leaving customers who want a standard loan waiting far longer for delivery — suggesting vanity isn’t the whole story here.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Kenji and his wife weep with regret over their residual-credit Alphard.”

  • Should You Carry Two Phones? 5channel Users Can’t Agree

    A thread titled “Carrying Two Phones Is the Only Way to Go,” posted on 5channel’s “Morning Coffee” board, drew a stream of real-world examples — people running both an iPhone and an Android device, or using dual-SIM setups as a hedge against carrier outages. Pushback followed too, with some arguing “one dual-SIM phone is plenty” or that carrying two phones is just gadget hobbyism dressed up as practicality, splitting the thread between a practicality camp and a minimalist camp. The conversation then drifted into how people lug around laptops, Chromebooks, and tablets, sparking a lively side debate about setting up a workspace on the go.

    1AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:46
    Anyone who starts an iPhone vs. Android flame war thread is an idiot.
    Can't you just buy both?
    (Case in point) went out for McDonald's breakfast this morning and realized I'd forgotten my iPhone.
    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:48
    Best strategy: own a pile of phones and stay simultaneously connected on every single one ("dōsetsu" — running concurrent connections, e.g. to pad live-stream viewer counts).
    3AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    If you're a single guy living alone with just one internet line, you're screwed the moment that line goes down — so I can't relax unless I've got both an Android and an iPhone on different carriers.
    And yeah, docomo actually goes down a fair amount.
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:11
    Re: #3
    Just use dual-SIM, problem solved.
    5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:59
    If all you need is to switch carriers, just get a dual-SIM phone and switch on that.
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:13
    Re: #5
    That's actually more of a hassle.
    One line per phone is simpler.
    Get an iPhone 17e and a mid-range Android, and the combined price is still less than one expensive phone like an 18 Pro or a pricey Sony model — you can have two for the price of one.
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:01
    Are flame-war threads really that fascinating to you?
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:12
    Re: #7
    Where's this fight even happening? On Edge (the browser)?
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:07
    If you're on docomo's irumo 0.5GB plan, you get access to docomo's free Wi-Fi in a lot of places.
    Just put the cheapest possible plan on your second SIM and that's plenty.
    Honestly, Povo works fine too.
    Anyone who can't manage two phones is a jobless shut-in.
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:12
    If you want two phones, just use your current one plus whatever you had before you upgraded.
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:15
    If it just sits in your bag the whole time, the battery's gonna die anyway.
    15AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:15
    I carry two because I hate getting a call on the phone I'm not currently using.
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:16
    Who even needs a Chromebook?
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:18
    Re: #17
    It's the lightest and most convenient.
    I use mine for quick coding sessions when I'm out.
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:21
    Re: #18
    Windows laptops are lighter though.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:25
    Re: #20
    You'll get it once you actually use a Chromebook.
    It's plenty for simple tasks.
    The only downside is it's useless without an internet connection.
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:25
    Carrying three laptops around — isn't that seriously heavy?
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:26
    Re: #21
    Come on, you'd only actually carry one at a time.
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:25
    I run zero phones (no cell phone at all, they're annoying) — just Windows 11 and Debian.
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:27
    I've got an AQUOS — always buy it outright, so I still have all my old models lying around too.
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:27
    Re: #22
    For that kind of use, putting Linux on a tablet beats a Chromebook — way more UL (ultralight).
    Most people don't even realize this, but you can actually use a terminal on both iOS and iPadOS.
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:30
    Re: #27
    With a Chromebook you don't even need to install anything — just flip on Linux from developer mode.
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:28
    I've got five phones: an iPhone 15, an SE2, a Galaxy, an OPPO, and a Xiaomi.
    Only the 15 I paid for outright in cash — the rest I picked up for ¥0 or ¥1,000 upfront through carrier-switching deals on cheap MVNOs like Rakuten, OCN, and IIJ.
    I use each one for a different purpose.
    Even so, running all five together — with some number-porting tricks — costs me under ¥5,000 a month.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:29
    Android or iPhone, whatever, I don't care —
    but isn't one phone enough?
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:31
    Re: #30
    Messing around with different models is fun, and it keeps you from getting stuck in one mindset.
    They're basically toys, and toys are fun no matter how many you have — managing them individually isn't so bad either.
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:29
    Maybe put that energy into something more productive.
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:31
    Chromebooks are expensive AND not even that light.
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:33
    Even if mobile ordering happens to be down that one time, can't you just order normally?
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:34
    When I start reading a book on the train, some people quickly put their phone away and pull out a book too.
    I guess being glued to your phone still has that kind of image.
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:36
    That's just a coincidence — they probably just happened to start reading a book.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:40
    Funny how someone so into phones still manages to forget their main one at home.
    46AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:42
    I forgot it precisely because I felt safe knowing it was in my bag.
    What if the battery had died anyway?
    47AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:46
    I'm the anxious type, so I used to carry a backup phone in case my main one suddenly broke.
    But lately I've been forgetting to.
    Guess I'll toss my Rakuten Mini with a Povo eSIM in my bag again.
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:47
    Sure, it's sometimes needed for otaku activities, but you can just ask someone else to help with that — one phone is plenty.
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:47
    Feels like the more capable someone is, the fewer things they actually carry.
    51AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:50
    That's just a gadget nerd rationalizing carrying two phones as an end in itself.
    52AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:53
    I keep thinking a tablet would be handy, but I still haven't bought one.

    Background and Key Points of This Debate

    The “dual-SIM” setup discussed in the thread packs two carrier lines into a single device, and it has become increasingly popular in recent years as a way to combine cheap MVNO plans and eSIMs into a hedge against network outages. Carrying two separate phones, meanwhile, often comes down to practical economics too — keeping an old device as a backup instead of trading it in when upgrading, or picking up an extra handset for next to nothing (sometimes just a few hundred yen, sometimes free) through carrier-switching promotions. The clash in the thread between the “one-phone” camp and the “multiple-phone” camp ultimately comes down to differing values — prioritizing connection stability and traveling light versus enjoying a dedicated device for each purpose or simply collecting gadgets — and as the back-and-forth in the replies shows, there’s no single right answer here.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5channel (Hello! Project board) thread “Carrying Two Phones Is the Only Way to Go.”

  • Manga About a Disabled Protagonist Getting Tormented Sparks Backlash — 5ch: ‘At Least Do Some Research’

    A manga depicting a disabled woman subjected to relentless cruelty has become a hot topic on 5ch, after details emerged of how an editor decided to greenlight it for serialization. The series itself has been known for a while, but the recent announcement of an anime adaptation reignited questions about compliance standards and the author’s apparent lack of research. Rather than objecting to the mere depiction of a disabled character, most posters in the thread took issue with how the protagonist’s personality is written and with the author’s research (or lack thereof), sparking debate over why the equally brutal ‘Ushijima the Loan Shark’ gets treated so differently.

    1AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:05
    What kind of compliance department lets this through?
    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:07

    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #2
    Is Kasumigaseki (Tokyo's government district) supposed to be 'high society' or something?
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:18
    Re: #2
    Amazuki Nene has had so many of her 'flags' (foreshadowed tropes) come true already… wouldn't be surprised if this one does too.
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:25
    Re: #2
    Takadanobaba — whoever wrote this clearly doesn't live in Tokyo.
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:14
    Meanwhile, nobody seems to be able to actually explain what the problem is.
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:18
    Re: #13
    Plenty of people have pointed out the problem — you just don't have the brains to understand it, right?
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:14
    Why doesn't 'Ushijima the Loan Shark' get this kind of hate?
    64AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:51
    Re: #14
    It disguises itself well under the skin of a 'Kanto delinquent' story.
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:19
    What's even the point of turning this into an anime?
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #23
    To make us money.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:21
    Attack on Titan is way worse — episode 1 alone has the mom getting eaten by a giant humanoid creature, the kid's hometown gets overrun so he can't live there anymore, and he ends up a child soldier because he's got no family left. That's messed up too.
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:22
    Re: #30
    Let's not pretend that's a serious take — you clearly don't get it.
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:28
    The reason Mii-chan gets so much hate isn't that she's disabled — it's that she's just rotten at her core.
    46AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:31
    Re: #41
    Then they could've just made a manga about a garbage able-bodied nightlife worker instead, no?
    55AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #41
    They could've at least given her some redeeming talent somewhere.
    Like 'she's a beauty who drives men crazy, and if not for that she never would've ended up so unlucky' — something like that.
    47AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:38
    Even 'Tekondo Park' (a notoriously over-the-top satirical manga) is less offensive than this.
    61AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:50
    Re: #47
    It mocks literally everyone equally,
    which gives it this perfect balance where nobody's mad at it.
    85AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:10
    Re: #47
    Lol 😂 true, that manga mocks everyone equally.

    Mii-yama, on the other hand, tends to have bad people (personality included) come out ahead. Probably just reflects the author's own worldview.
    56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:45
    Which thread was it where they doxxed the address?
    57AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:46
    Re: #56
    Probably Twitter trolls.
    They looked up the company's registered address and it turned out to be someone's private home.
    59AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    Push any garbage hard enough and it'll still sell decently.
    This whole controversy is probably just a case of them marketing it to death, the backlash getting too loud, the plan falling apart, and now there's infighting over it.
    67AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:52
    Re: #59
    Ah, so that's why the affiliate-site spammers kept flooding the board with threads about it.
    If they hadn't been so persistent making threads,
    I never would've even heard of this manga.
    60AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:49
    It's kind of baffling that people are ignoring way more problematic works on a whole different level and only coming after this one.
    62AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:50
    Re: #60
    Isn't it because the stealth marketing was just too obnoxious?
    This thing's been camped out on Nan-G (5ch's sports/variety board) for like 10 years.
    65AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:51
    Re: #60
    Is there really anything like that?
    I'm not counting obscure manga nobody's heard of that never got an anime.
    There's plenty of depressing or dark manga out there, but I can't think of anything more genuinely evil than Mii-yama.
    66AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:51
    Re: #60
    Same thing happened with 'Second Life in Another World' — the anime announcement was the trigger that got the author's past racist remarks exposed too.
    72AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:54
    It was hilarious watching the anti-feminist, anti-liberal 'free speech warriors' pose as 'allies of otaku' while defending Mii-yama.
    These guys can barely even properly watch a manga or anime anymore — don't go calling yourself an otaku.
    74AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:56
    Re: #72
    Aren't those guys not actually defending it though?
    76AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:58
    There's kind of a growing trend in society where pointing out blunt, harsh truths is seen as tactless.
    I sort of sensed that coming back when the whole genetics controversy was stirring things up.
    78AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:03
    Re: #76
    Even if that was the intent, I think the main issue is the author is too ignorant for it to actually read as realism.
    Once it creates an echo chamber where ignorant people hype each other up and that gets broadly promoted, that's when real trouble starts.
    80AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:05
    Re: #76
    You do see a bit of a pattern where people who don't actually understand reality all that well go around shouting 'this is how the real world works! We're the smart ones who get it!' — and then get dogpiled for it.
    84AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:10
    At least do some research.
    Even though 'Ushijima the Loan Shark' is the same kind of shock-value manga, it was built on real research to get to that level.
    93AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:17
    Re: #84
    Fair point.
    You can tell manga like 'Stardust Prince' (another shock-value manga on the Manga One app, about a host club) actually did its research too.
    105AnonymousSep 28, 2026 10:32


    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This isn’t the first time a ‘shock-value’ work centered on a disabled protagonist has sparked conflict — debates over how fiction portrays vulnerable people have flared up before, including past controversy over genetics-related content. In the thread, opinion split between criticizing the mere fact that a disabled character was depicted versus criticizing the protagonist’s personality and the author’s lack of research, with the latter view being the majority position. Works cited for comparison, such as ‘Ushijima the Loan Shark’ and ‘Stardust Prince,’ were praised for being grounded in actual research despite similarly shock-value subject matter, framed as the key difference from this work. At the same time, some posts conflated this criticism with a separate controversy over the author’s past discriminatory remarks tied to a different work — worth noting for readers, since the two are distinct incidents.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “Manga artist: ‘I wrote a manga where a disabled person just gets tormented nonstop’ Editor: ‘Nice, let’s serialize it!!’ — this.”

  • Juice=Juice’s Instagram Hits 210,000 Followers — 5ch: ‘Nearly Matching Morning Musume’s Numbers’

    On 5ch’s Hello! Project board, a thread took off after Juice=Juice’s official Instagram account passed 210,000 followers. The jump came just over two months after a previous thread reported it hitting 200,000, and it now puts the group almost level with Morning Musume.’26, whose count of 212,000 was posted around the same time. Commenters pointed out that individual members’ personal accounts, like Haruka Kudo’s and Maria Makino’s, actually beat the group’s official account, and someone posted year-by-year data tracking Morning Musume’s official account since its 2018 launch. The discussion ranged over how fast the numbers were climbing and the overall scale of Hello! Project’s social media presence.

    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:11
    ※Previous thread
    Juice=Juice's Instagram follower count has hit a whopping 200,000!!!!!!!!!!
    https://kizuna.5ch.io/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1784682728/1

    1 No Name Yet… 2026/07/22 (Wed) 10:12:08.53 0
    https://www.instagram.com/juice_juice_official
    3AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:20
    They're doing just fine
    4AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:20
    The 'not really viral' geezer says: 'not bus-ing' (a jab via typo — バズ 'buzz' swapped for バス 'bus')
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Every member reposts it to their own Story, so I'm tempted to just mute all of them
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:31
    Still fewer than Haruka Kudo's or Maria Makino's personal accounts, right?
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:33
    Re: #7
    Loses badly to Makino on TV exposure too
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:33
    Morning Musume.'26's Instagram follower count: 212,000
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    Realistically, if it takes over two months to gain 10,000 followers, is that really 'viral'?
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    Still more than 10x behind the top Hello! Project OGs
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:37
    So there's still plenty of room to grow, then
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:39
    Why are =LOVE fans using Makino to flex, and Runo too?
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:39
    Steady, steady follower growth

    Dec 2018 Launch
    Dec 2019 134,000
    Dec 2020 177,000
    Dec 2021 197,000
    Dec 2022 200,000
    Dec 2023 204,000
    Dec 2024 209,000
    Dec 2025 207,000
    Sep 2026 212,000
    15AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:41
    Re: #14
    What an achievement — a whopping 15,000 more followers in five years
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:47
    Re: #14
    Hello! Project's fandom operates on such a low bar it's almost funny — iLiFE!, formed in 2021, has 370,000 followers despite posting almost nothing but promo photos
    And on Twitter they just keep leapfrogging back and forth with 'Furuppa' too
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:49
    Re: #14
    Thought 'there's no way Juice=Juice's growth curve looks like this'… oh wait, that's Morning Musume
    16AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:43
    Ten of them have personal accounts, so the group account's basically a NEET (it exists but doesn't really do anything)
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:45
    Re: #14
    Compare this to Juice=Juice's growth curve, please
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:47
    Musume. 212k
    Angerme 144k
    Tsubaki 84k
    BEYOOOOONDS 113k
    Ocha 57k
    Rosy 31k
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:51
    Yonemura's personal account has 45,000 followers while the group only has 57,000
    The group account won't grow unless people get interested in the unit itself ('hako'), not just individual members
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:53
    Re: #20
    Juice=Juice has gained 100,000 followers since I (old 2ch slang: 'ore/me') started watching
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:55
    If there's a personal account, that's good enough, isn't it
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:59
    Excerpt from a log taken at the end of last September

    Sorted by follower count, Hello! Project members only
    9/1/25 9/30/25 Change Posts
    207,286 206,950 -336 26 Morning Musume.'25
    143,656 143,475 -181 7 Angerme
    128,463 129,398 +935 20 Juice=Juice
    105,848 105,836 -12 12 BEYOOOOONDS
    79,323 79,317 -6 4 Tsubaki Factory
    51,243 51,484 +241 1 OCHA NORMA
    21,522 22,228 +706 36 Rosy Chronicle
    52AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #25
    So it was already climbing before the 'more' clip? (idol slang: a photo/video where a member looked unusually flattering)
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:00
    Checked Nihei's account — 196,000 followers
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:01
    There are probably exactly about 200,000 people on Earth who care about Hello! Project
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:02
    Angerme really hasn't grown at all, huh…
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:02
    Re: #18
    It's not even your achievement, so bragging about it here just gets a 'huh, okay' from me
    There's always someone above you and someone below you — that's just how the world works
    Thanks to the 'more' clip, Juice=Juice gained roughly 100,000 followers across YouTube and other social platforms, but there's still a long way to go
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:05
    Isn't Morning Musume's growth way too slow? Have they even been posting properly?
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:05
    For Morning Musume and Angerme, just not losing followers counts as lucky — feels like they're doing fine
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:07
    YouTube also gained about 100,000 since the 'more' clip, so it's probably roughly 100,000 new 'at-home' fans (online-only supporters who don't attend events)
    Wonder how many of them will actually go as far as joining the fan club and showing up to events
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:11
    TikTok's grown the most — about 160,000 new followers since the 'more' clip
    59AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:21
    All those new followers are active accounts, so it means something very different from Musume's 210,000
    That shows up in things like their higher like/engagement counts too
    66AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:25
    I wonder if there's any way to actually analyze how many of these are active accounts

    Background and Key Points

    Underlying this thread is an informal tally some 5ch users keep of official social media follower counts for each Hello! Project group. In the log from late last September posted as comment #25, Morning Musume was in the low 200,000s while Juice=Juice was only in the 120,000s — a substantial gap — which suggests that reaching 210,000 now represents a sharp jump in a short span. Commenters repeatedly mention the ‘more’ clip as the trigger for the follower surge, but the thread never explains exactly what event this refers to, and it can’t be pinned down from the material in this article alone. There’s also a split between those who treat the raw follower count as proof of rising popularity and those who argue that how many of those new followers are genuinely ‘active’ accounts is a separate question — a point plain numerical comparisons can’t settle. The fact that personal accounts like Haruka Kudo’s and Maria Makino’s outdo their own group’s official account is likewise a recurring topic within the Hello! Project fandom.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Juice=Juice’s Instagram follower count has hit a whopping 210,000!!!!!!!!!!“.

  • Ariyoshi Hiroyuki Claps Back at Backlash Over Teasing Snow Man’s Fukazawa: ‘I’ll Tell Him Never to Come Back’

    On September 28, 2026, comedian Ariyoshi Hiroyuki drew criticism on X over how he teased Snow Man’s Fukazawa Shinya, a guest on TV Tokyo’s “Ariyoshi Eeeee!” In response, Ariyoshi wrote, “I’ll tell him myself never to come on again,” which quelled the backlash and drew praise from Fukazawa’s fans, with comments like “so kind” and “handled like a true pro.” On 5ch, however, posters noted that the article never actually specifies what was said, making the sequence of events hard to follow, with some reading Ariyoshi’s reply as sarcasm rather than kindness, and others expressing unease at the broader pattern of fans thanking comedians for “teasing” their idols.

    September 28, 2026, 8:58 AM

    Comedian Ariyoshi Hiroyuki (52) updated his X account on the 28th, reacting to posts circulating on social media about Snow Man’s Fukazawa Shinya (34), who appeared as a guest on TV Tokyo’s “Ariyoshi Eeeee!” — and the response has become a major talking point.

    Fukazawa appeared on the show as a guest, joining Ariyoshi and others for games and talk segments. Following the broadcast, some users on X criticized the way Ariyoshi teased Fukazawa during the show.

    Source: sponichi.co.jp / Read the original article here

    3AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:08
    Guess it's better to just not book high-maintenance guests, huh
    4AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:08
    Re: #1
    A textbook example of social media idiots butting in and causing trouble for everyone involved lol
    5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:08
    Feels like more and more shows these days are just walking on eggshells around Ariyoshi
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:12
    Re: #5
    Makes you wonder just how much power Natsume Miku actually has in the industry (´・ω・`)
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #5
    On this show, even the other guests are constantly sucking up to Tanaka from the duo Takatoshi
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:23
    Re: #5
    Then again, the only people Ariyoshi himself still has to be careful around are basically the Big 3 (legendary comedy trio), Downtown, and Uchimura, who he owes a huge debt to.
    No wonder shows tiptoe around him instead.
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:08
    Such a long article and yet it explains absolutely nothing about what actually happened. Garbage reporting.
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:10
    Just beat a Johnny's talent at a game, and now the 'Johnny's aunties' (older female fans) are dogpiling the celebrity's X account for it
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:11
    Don't know the details here, but Ariyoshi's pretty grating on shows like Ronhaa (London Hearts) too, so it was probably something in that same vein
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:13
    Idol otaku always do this thing where they thank comedians with stuff like "thanks for teasing our [idol]" or "thanks for giving him good material."
    What even is that
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:26
    Re: #17
    Aunties acting like his mom
    57AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:28
    Re: #17
    Nah, it's exactly what it looks like —
    the idol benefited from it, so they said thanks.
    That's really all there is to it, no?
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:17
    Seriously, you can't tell what actually happened just from this article.
    Somebody fill me in
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:19
    Sandwichman and Audrey got popular precisely because they never got tangled up with Ariyoshi and Yamazaki Jun.
    Those guys' whole act is putting other people down to build themselves up.
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:20
    Re: #26
    They've been on Ametalk and tons of specials together plenty of times, though
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:25
    Re: #26
    If you're wondering what Sandwichman and Audrey fans have in common that's creepy,
    it's exactly this —
    they only ever look at things through a filter that's convenient for them
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:20
    I don't get why that would calm things down.
    Wouldn't that just make people angrier?
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:22
    Re: #28
    Because they just want to drag the other person down one-sidedly without taking any risk of getting called out themselves
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:20
    > In response, Ariyoshi replied, "I'll tell him myself never to come on again." Ariyoshi's response defused the backlash, and a wave of praise poured in from Fukazawa's fans, including comments like: "Such classy kindness — you're so cool, Ariyoshi-san," "As gentle as ever, that's Ariyoshi-san for you," "He could've just ignored it, but this is a god-tier response," "Sorry for the fuss — please continue to look after Fukazawa-san," "Thank you, Ariyoshi-san, for teasing Fukka-san! He looked so happy," and "Thank you as always for the loving teasing toward Fukazawa-kun!"

    (´・ω・`)
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:22
    Re: #29
    That's 100% pure sarcasm at this point (´・ω・`)w
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:25
    And yet that same Fukazawa
    went out of his way to post on his Instagram Story saying he wants to appear on the show again

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTPJNuhaMAAmB6g.jpg
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:26
    This is just someone's tweet sharing their own opinion that got dragged out and put on blast — they didn't even reply to Ariyoshi directly, you know
    52AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:27
    Re: #49
    Well, if you post publicly without locking your account, that's just gonna happen
    81AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:34
    Re: #49
    Still, kind of feel bad for them in this case
    58AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:28
    Original post


    The poster went dark (deleted the account/fled)
    64AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:31
    Re: #58
    Over 20 million, wow
    67AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:31
    Not sure exactly how he teased him, but isn't that just workplace harassment?
    80AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:34
    Re: #67
    The 'melting kiss with Sweetie' bit (a segment/running gag from the show)
    93AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #67
    Can't say for certain either, but it was an anniversary special episode, and Fukazawa had only been on the show twice before that, so I think it was something like Ariyoshi saying 'you barely have any connection to this show,' or along those lines
    70AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:32
    Don't really care about this Fukazawa guy or the Johnny's otaku,
    but I can just picture them sending out their fan army while smirking with that face,
    and it's gross
    86AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:35
    Re: #70
    Reminds me of that scene where a beef-bowl shop customer got filmed from outside and filmed the person back
    76AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:34
    He'll tease you, but he won't let you tease him back — that's Ariyoshi for you
    89AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:36
    Hasumi's stock just went up after countering Ijuin, so maybe he figured he'd try the same move himself lol
    103AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:41
    Re: #89
    It hasn't gone up.
    If anything it went down — like, 'can't you even pull off a worked-fight bit?' (staged pro-wrestling-style banter)
    95AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:37
    Just tell Fukazawa directly and properly that he can't come back, then

    Background and Talking Points

    The original article never reveals exactly what was said to Fukazawa, and on 5ch, posters repeatedly pointed out that “the whole sequence of events is completely unclear.” Opinions were also split on how to read Ariyoshi’s line, “I’ll tell him myself never to come on again” — some took it at face value as a generous response, while others read it as sarcasm aimed at his critics. The pattern of idol fans thanking comedians for “teasing” their idols is itself a recurring flashpoint on 5ch, and this time drew both warm reactions and unease in equal measure. Because the original critical post was deleted, the exact wording and intent behind it remain unconfirmed — only the reported sequence of events has spread as established fact, which is worth keeping in mind.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Entertainment] Ariyoshi Hiroyuki responds to backlash over teasing Snow Man’s Fukazawa Shinya: “I’ll tell him myself never to come on again” [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Yusei Kikuchi Closes Out Season 1-7 with 4.92 ERA — 5ch: ‘Makes More Than Japan’s National Team’

    Angels lefty Yusei Kikuchi started against the Mariners on the 27th (28th Japan time), taking the loss after allowing 3 runs over 5 innings. That closes out his 8th major-league season at 1 win, 7 losses, and a 4.92 ERA. Since he arrived as a big-ticket 3-year free-agent signing, thread reactions centered on whether his results justify his salary (roughly ¥9.5 billion over three years). Comparisons to the pay of Japan’s national soccer team players, ERA comparisons with fellow lefty Tomoyuki Sugano, and speculation about a possible comeback next season all fueled a split verdict on his performance.

    Nikkan Sports

    [September 28, 2026, 7:42 AM]

    <Mariners 7-3 Angels> ◇27th (28th Japan time) ◇T-Mobile Park

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:05
    They're actually keeping him under contract? Isn't that rough?
    4AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    And he still makes more than Japan's national soccer team players. What a messed-up world.
    86AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #4
    Maybe if soccer played like 3 matches a week they could catch up, lol
    Also, just gather the world's top talent into MLS — America being the world's #1 sports-business powerhouse — and make MLS the best league on earth?
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    He needs someone to whip him back into shape (lit. "have Dave retrain him" — a jab referencing a TV personality known for brutal training regimens).
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:08
    He just handed the Angels their commemorative 100th loss of the season.
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:15
    What's his salary again?
    Pretty sure he's raking it in.
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
    Re: #12
    About ¥9.5 billion over 3 years.
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:15
    He can throw upper-150 km/h heat (mid-90s mph) from that lefty release angle — so why can't he win?
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:25
    Wait, this guy's still in the majors?
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:25
    It never makes the news so I had no idea
    Didn't realize things had gotten this bad.
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Bet he's making a killing off investments. He's a nobody over there so he can walk around town freely — probably never coming back to Japan.
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:53
    Re: #20
    He built a baseball facility in Iwate with his own money, so I think he's exactly the type who'll come back to Japan.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    This was obvious the moment he signed with the Angels for the money.
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Don't mock a guy giving it his all for that one win (a pun on 一生懸命, "giving it your all").
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:28
    Re: #23
    Don't kick a man when he's down (lit. "don't whip a corpse").
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:28
    He's a way bigger salary thief than Kei Igawa ever was.
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:30
    Kikuchi's under a 3-year deal through next season — even with 0 wins he still pockets ¥3 billion a year.
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:30
    He's a '5 innings, 3-5 runs allowed' pitcher, so this checks out
    Business as usual today.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:33
    Ogasawara and Uwasawa are getting by over there too
    If he ever comes back to NPB, teams would probably fight over him even with a stat line like this.
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    His FIP and xFIP haven't gotten worse, and his velocity hasn't dropped
    He might bounce back next season.
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    Realistically he's a cut candidate at this point (´・ω・`) just being sensible (JK = 2ch shorthand for "if you think about it rationally")
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    Even with this stat line, he's probably still good enough to hold down a rotation spot on the Angels.
    87AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:45
    Re: #33
    This year they sent Klassen back to the minors so Kikuchi could return to the rotation,
    but Klassen was actually pitching better.
    At this point it's shaky whether Kikuchi even locks down a rotation spot next season.
    Detmers and Ureña are locks (assuming Detmers isn't traded in the offseason).
    After that it's probably R. Johnson, G. Rodriguez, Klassen, and Kikuchi battling for the rest.
    And the Angels have plenty of good prospects behind them too — Bremner, the #2 overall prospect, plus guys like Dana and other young arms with high strikeout rates.
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    What surprised me most is that the Angels are the only team that had never lost 100 games before this.
    79AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #34
    Maybe their whole goal is to lose a moderate amount and win a moderate amount.
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    Bad luck that pitching in the WBC wrecked his shoulder
    Durability used to be his single biggest asset, so losing that really hurts.
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:42
    35 years old, huh…
    Even for a weak team like the Angels, this isn't the time to be happy about getting praised as a handy 'innings eater.'
    80AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:38
    Re: #36
    No, isn't that exactly the most important thing for a team like the Angels…?
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:47
    Still, his ERA is better than Sugano's, and Sugano's got 12 wins.
    84AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #38
    What's the point of comparing him to a Colorado pitcher?
    46AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:57
    A guy richer than the Mets' owner just bought in as owner, so a mega-rich ballclub was born.
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:00
    Re: #46
    He's a hedge-fund guy, so he's ruthless about it
    Kikuchi's still a valuable lefty with trade value, so he'll probably get shopped around.
    51AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:03
    I don't get this whole mentality of 'he's valuable just because he throws left-handed' even with a bad ERA.
    57AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #51
    With right-handers, once their stuff declines they get shelled even with good control
    But lefties can sometimes get by on control alone even without velocity
    Left-handers just have a built-in advantage in baseball
    That's why guys like Kudo and Yamamoto could still pitch at that age
    77AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:34
    Say what you want, but Sugano really is something else.
    82AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:40
    Re: #77
    Well, of course
    H.e.'.s. n.o.t. a. r.e.t.u.r.n.e.e. k.i.d. (someone raised abroad), y.e.t. h.e. t.a.u.g.h.t. h.i.m.s.e.l.f. t.o. b.e. b.i.l.i.n.g.u.a.l.
    a.n.d. h.e.'.s. o.n.l.y. a.r.o.u.n.d. 2.0.

    E.v.e.n. j.u.s.t. q.u.a.l.i.f.y.i.n.g. t.o. g.e.t. i.n.t.o. Y.a.l.e. i.s. a. b.a.r. h.i.g.h. e.n.o.u.g.h. t.o. b.e. p.r.o.-.l.e.v.e.l.

    He really is incredible
    83AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:40
    You knew this the moment you signed here, right? lol
    Don't complain
    Ohtani going 8-2 with that kind of performance is only because his team is stacked
    Kikuchi might've gone 12-1 too if he were on a team like that lol lol lol

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Yusei Kikuchi signed with the Blue Jays in 2023 on a 3-year deal reported at the time at roughly ¥9.5 billion total, then moved to the Angels partway through 2025. The thread’s central fault line was whether his results justify that salary — comparisons to the pay of Japan’s national soccer team and to Tomoyuki Sugano’s ERA came up repeatedly, while others pointed out his FIP and xFIP haven’t worsened and his velocity hasn’t dropped, fueling hope for a bounce-back next season. Commenters also noted the Angels had never finished a season with 100 losses before this one, and that the club’s new owner — a hedge-fund figure — reportedly still sees Kikuchi as “a lefty with trade value,” meaning front-office circumstances, not just stats, are shaping how he’s judged. Worth noting: the claim that his WBC outing damaged his shoulder is thread speculation, not a confirmed fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[USA] Angels’ Yusei Kikuchi takes the loss after 5 innings, 3 runs allowed — 8th MLB season ends at 1-7, 4.92 ERA.”