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  • Yusei Kikuchi Closes Out Season 1-7 with 4.92 ERA — 5ch: ‘Makes More Than Japan’s National Team’

    Angels lefty Yusei Kikuchi started against the Mariners on the 27th (28th Japan time), taking the loss after allowing 3 runs over 5 innings. That closes out his 8th major-league season at 1 win, 7 losses, and a 4.92 ERA. Since he arrived as a big-ticket 3-year free-agent signing, thread reactions centered on whether his results justify his salary (roughly ¥9.5 billion over three years). Comparisons to the pay of Japan’s national soccer team players, ERA comparisons with fellow lefty Tomoyuki Sugano, and speculation about a possible comeback next season all fueled a split verdict on his performance.

    Nikkan Sports

    [September 28, 2026, 7:42 AM]

    <Mariners 7-3 Angels> ◇27th (28th Japan time) ◇T-Mobile Park

    Source: nikkansports.com / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:05
    They're actually keeping him under contract? Isn't that rough?
    4AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    And he still makes more than Japan's national soccer team players. What a messed-up world.
    86AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #4
    Maybe if soccer played like 3 matches a week they could catch up, lol
    Also, just gather the world's top talent into MLS — America being the world's #1 sports-business powerhouse — and make MLS the best league on earth?
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    He needs someone to whip him back into shape (lit. "have Dave retrain him" — a jab referencing a TV personality known for brutal training regimens).
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:08
    He just handed the Angels their commemorative 100th loss of the season.
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:15
    What's his salary again?
    Pretty sure he's raking it in.
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
    Re: #12
    About ¥9.5 billion over 3 years.
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:15
    He can throw upper-150 km/h heat (mid-90s mph) from that lefty release angle — so why can't he win?
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:25
    Wait, this guy's still in the majors?
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:25
    It never makes the news so I had no idea
    Didn't realize things had gotten this bad.
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Bet he's making a killing off investments. He's a nobody over there so he can walk around town freely — probably never coming back to Japan.
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:53
    Re: #20
    He built a baseball facility in Iwate with his own money, so I think he's exactly the type who'll come back to Japan.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    This was obvious the moment he signed with the Angels for the money.
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Don't mock a guy giving it his all for that one win (a pun on 一生懸命, "giving it your all").
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:28
    Re: #23
    Don't kick a man when he's down (lit. "don't whip a corpse").
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:28
    He's a way bigger salary thief than Kei Igawa ever was.
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:30
    Kikuchi's under a 3-year deal through next season — even with 0 wins he still pockets ¥3 billion a year.
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:30
    He's a '5 innings, 3-5 runs allowed' pitcher, so this checks out
    Business as usual today.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:33
    Ogasawara and Uwasawa are getting by over there too
    If he ever comes back to NPB, teams would probably fight over him even with a stat line like this.
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    His FIP and xFIP haven't gotten worse, and his velocity hasn't dropped
    He might bounce back next season.
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    Realistically he's a cut candidate at this point (´・ω・`) just being sensible (JK = 2ch shorthand for "if you think about it rationally")
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    Even with this stat line, he's probably still good enough to hold down a rotation spot on the Angels.
    87AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:45
    Re: #33
    This year they sent Klassen back to the minors so Kikuchi could return to the rotation,
    but Klassen was actually pitching better.
    At this point it's shaky whether Kikuchi even locks down a rotation spot next season.
    Detmers and Ureña are locks (assuming Detmers isn't traded in the offseason).
    After that it's probably R. Johnson, G. Rodriguez, Klassen, and Kikuchi battling for the rest.
    And the Angels have plenty of good prospects behind them too — Bremner, the #2 overall prospect, plus guys like Dana and other young arms with high strikeout rates.
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    What surprised me most is that the Angels are the only team that had never lost 100 games before this.
    79AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:37
    Re: #34
    Maybe their whole goal is to lose a moderate amount and win a moderate amount.
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    Bad luck that pitching in the WBC wrecked his shoulder
    Durability used to be his single biggest asset, so losing that really hurts.
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:42
    35 years old, huh…
    Even for a weak team like the Angels, this isn't the time to be happy about getting praised as a handy 'innings eater.'
    80AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:38
    Re: #36
    No, isn't that exactly the most important thing for a team like the Angels…?
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:47
    Still, his ERA is better than Sugano's, and Sugano's got 12 wins.
    84AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:44
    Re: #38
    What's the point of comparing him to a Colorado pitcher?
    46AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:57
    A guy richer than the Mets' owner just bought in as owner, so a mega-rich ballclub was born.
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:00
    Re: #46
    He's a hedge-fund guy, so he's ruthless about it
    Kikuchi's still a valuable lefty with trade value, so he'll probably get shopped around.
    51AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:03
    I don't get this whole mentality of 'he's valuable just because he throws left-handed' even with a bad ERA.
    57AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:11
    Re: #51
    With right-handers, once their stuff declines they get shelled even with good control
    But lefties can sometimes get by on control alone even without velocity
    Left-handers just have a built-in advantage in baseball
    That's why guys like Kudo and Yamamoto could still pitch at that age
    77AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:34
    Say what you want, but Sugano really is something else.
    82AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:40
    Re: #77
    Well, of course
    H.e.'.s. n.o.t. a. r.e.t.u.r.n.e.e. k.i.d. (someone raised abroad), y.e.t. h.e. t.a.u.g.h.t. h.i.m.s.e.l.f. t.o. b.e. b.i.l.i.n.g.u.a.l.
    a.n.d. h.e.'.s. o.n.l.y. a.r.o.u.n.d. 2.0.

    E.v.e.n. j.u.s.t. q.u.a.l.i.f.y.i.n.g. t.o. g.e.t. i.n.t.o. Y.a.l.e. i.s. a. b.a.r. h.i.g.h. e.n.o.u.g.h. t.o. b.e. p.r.o.-.l.e.v.e.l.

    He really is incredible
    83AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:40
    You knew this the moment you signed here, right? lol
    Don't complain
    Ohtani going 8-2 with that kind of performance is only because his team is stacked
    Kikuchi might've gone 12-1 too if he were on a team like that lol lol lol

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Yusei Kikuchi signed with the Blue Jays in 2023 on a 3-year deal reported at the time at roughly ¥9.5 billion total, then moved to the Angels partway through 2025. The thread’s central fault line was whether his results justify that salary — comparisons to the pay of Japan’s national soccer team and to Tomoyuki Sugano’s ERA came up repeatedly, while others pointed out his FIP and xFIP haven’t worsened and his velocity hasn’t dropped, fueling hope for a bounce-back next season. Commenters also noted the Angels had never finished a season with 100 losses before this one, and that the club’s new owner — a hedge-fund figure — reportedly still sees Kikuchi as “a lefty with trade value,” meaning front-office circumstances, not just stats, are shaping how he’s judged. Worth noting: the claim that his WBC outing damaged his shoulder is thread speculation, not a confirmed fact.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[USA] Angels’ Yusei Kikuchi takes the loss after 5 innings, 3 runs allowed — 8th MLB season ends at 1-7, 4.92 ERA.”

  • JoJo Part 7 Anime’s Rap Ending Theme Sparks 5ch Uproar: ‘Way Too Lame’

    A rap track used as the ending theme for the anime adaptation of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7 (Steel Ball Run) has ignited debate on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board, with posters calling it “way too lame.” The thread went beyond simple pans of the song itself: some argued the past openings and endings (Part 3’s “Ora Ora Ora Ora,” or the Western tracks reportedly hand-picked by creator Hirohiko Araki) were already plenty lame, others questioned the production decision to go with a rap style in the first place, and still others debated the different ways anime songs versus hip-hop tend to be received. What started as one-sided criticism turned into a much broader back-and-forth.

    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:26
    85AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
    Re: #2
    Did generative AI make this?
    5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:28
    Wasn't the guy who'd been doing the sound direction this whole time… didn't he pass away?
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:31
    This applies to the whole JoJo anime, but why do the characters always talk like 'Isn't that RIGHT!?' with that weird rising pitch?
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:34
    It's getting torn apart on YouTube too
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:34
    Wait, this guy's supposedly one of Japan's top rappers? For real?
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:35
    I mean, the openings up to now have been lame too, honestly
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:42
    Re: #13
    Parts 1 through 3 were good though
    Part 2's was the same sutra-chant style but they made it stylish
    101AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:59
    Re: #13
    It's getting bashed because they broke from the usual ending pattern AND the result sucked
    The quality of the openings isn't the point here
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:35
    Ever since it moved to Netflix I haven't been able to watch it, but did they stop using Western songs?
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:37
    Even I, who only skimmed through it once at a manga cafe, can tell the lyricist never actually read the story — they clearly just imagined 'oh, it's about a horse race' and wrote from there. Honestly impressive in its own way.
    Also, why's it sound like Buddhist sutra chanting?
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:38
    Every part of this feels like it was made by a middle schooler drunk on main-character energy, it's rough
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:40
    JoJo endings usually aren't very memorable, but this one's memorable in its own weird way
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:46
    In Part 7 the President is the only cool one, the rest of the villains are pretty much all trash
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:47
    Heard it for the first time and it's worse than I imagined, lol
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:47
    Sounds like whoever made this thinks it's a manga about nothing but horse racing
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:48
    Don't you dare go after the artist
    If you're gonna blame someone, blame the producer who signed off on this
    77AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Re: #28
    Nah, we're blaming both the ones who commissioned it AND the ones who took the job and handed back garbage
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:49
    Even Yurian Retriever (a Japanese comedian known for a goofy rap gag) raps better than this
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:55
    If this were the '90s, people would probably be calling this cool
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
    It's one of those 'so lame it loops back around to cool' things, right?
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:04
    'Riding astride a super duper strong horse'

    that line just cracks me up (an actual lyric from the song)
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    Re: #42
    Honestly the only genuinely fun parts are the 1st Stage and the bits where Ringo and D4C do whatever they want, so it's not wrong
    45AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:08
    Why does this get bashed while Part 3's 'Ora Ora Ora Ora' opening gets a total pass?
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:11
    Re: #45
    Fair point
    And honestly that 'Sono Chi no Sadame' (Fate of That Blood) line is pretty lame too
    55AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:13
    Re: #45
    That one feels like it got a pass for being a 'special' opening
    50AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:11
    The only cool one is 'Last Train Home,' which Araki himself reportedly picked
    56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:13
    Re: #50
    The fact that he picked Pat Metheny Group is a nice touch
    67AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
    Turns out what people actually wanted was a proper anime song
    If so, just get Creepy Nuts to make it
    68AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:19
    Re: #67
    YOASOBI's rap parts were still better than this
    69AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:19
    Anime songs are beloved and huge hits worldwide, while Japanese hip-hop gets rejected across the board internationally
    Guess that settles it: hip-hop ranks way below anime songs
    72AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:23
    Re: #69
    Creepy Nuts count as anime songs too, don't they
    88AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:39
    Re: #69
    This is 100% an anime song
    71AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:23
    Re: #68
    Most people saying this song is lame don't think anime songs in general are lame
    Probably just because they're used to hearing them all the time
    But anime songs ARE lame too, honestly
    So singling this one out as 'lame' feels a bit off
    79AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Re: #71
    I don't know SBR well, but isn't it a serious story where people keep dying one after another?
    Wouldn't a quieter, more somber song fit better?
    Given it's set in the American Old West era, some people probably want that kind of mood too
    95AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:43
    Now THIS is a real rapper
    https://youtu.be/zc-Z69S4SEY?si=0eIpqY7TDsTZbSuK
    98AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:46
    Re: #95
    lmaooooo

    Background and key points of this discussion

    The JoJo anime series has a history of distinctive opening and ending productions for each part, and the use of Western songs or tracks personally chosen by the series supervisor (such as “Last Train Home,” mentioned in comments #50 and #56) has often become a talking point. This time the target was the original rap track written for the Part 7 (Steel Ball Run) ending, and the thread mixed two distinct threads of criticism: one focused on the song’s low quality on its own merits, and another on dissatisfaction with the production choice to break from the series’ usual pattern without delivering the quality to back it up. As seen in comments #13, #20, and #101, some pushed back that past openings were plenty lame too, so this wasn’t simply a case of “only this one is bad.” One point readers might miss is that most of the criticism was aimed at the producers’ decision-making and the song’s composition, not at attacking the artist personally — the thread as a whole wasn’t centered on personal attacks.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “JoJo Part 7’s Ending Rap Is Way Too Lame wwwwwwww.”

  • Maria Makino’s Graduation Episode on ‘Lovit!’ Gets a Makeover Segment with Yuri Ebihara — 5ch: ‘Ebi-chan is on a whole different level’

    On the September 28 broadcast of TBS’s “Lovit!”, Maria Makino, who is graduating from her role as a season regular, appeared in a makeover segment styled personally by her idol, Yuri Ebihara (“Ebi-chan”). In the 5ch live-discussion thread, viewers noted that the show avoided spoiling the transformation by dimming the lights and revealing the finished look only at the very end, and there was a flood of amazed comments about how unchanged Ebihara’s beauty remains. At the same time, reactions to how the makeover actually turned out were mixed, sparking a debate over how the segment was presented.

    1AnonymousSep 28, 2026 06:51
    Lovit! Yuri Ebihara makes her first appearance! "I want to become Ebi-chan" — Maria Makino gets a total makeover! 🈑
    ▼ Graduating season regular Makino gets styled personally by her idol, "Ebi-chan"
    ▼ Ranking the Top 7 most popular items — including Lawson sweets — in an electric-shock ranking game (get it wrong, get zapped)
    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 06:51
    TBS 'Lovit!'
    @tbs_loveit
    https://pbs.twimg.com/amplify_video_thumb/2104112342405709824/img/Jq9hIzbO11L2la6R.jpg
    https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2104112342405709824/vid/avc1/1280×720/k-BxCRrVYyJQLOmg.mp4?tag=14
    \📢Tomorrow's preview🐰/

    Yuri Ebihara makes her first appearance✨
    "I want to become my idol, Ebi-chan!"
    Maria Makino gets a total makeover💄

    Ranking the Top 7
    most popular items
    — including Lawson sweets🍰 —
    in an electric-shock ranking game🔍⚡

    Answer in 5 seconds⏱ Pressure Level 5🔥
    Who survives to the end!?

    Akari Kito
    Time Machine 3-gou
    Takuro

    #Lovit
    3AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:26
    A thread for socially maladjusted NEETs who live-tweet TV since the crack of morning
    5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:59
    Worked on Sunday, so today's my day off
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:00
    Maria's gonna cry (forum shorthand for 泣いちゃう, "gonna end up crying")
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:03
    Maria Makino / Maria Makino STAFF
    @mariamakino_1
    ·

    ▼ Monday 9/28, 8:00~
    TBS "Lovit!" live broadcast
    *Final episode as season regular
    #MariaMakino

    tp://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTQifASbEAAE05V.jpg:orig#.jpg
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:05
    Maria's probably never watched VIVANT (the hit TBS drama)
    That's so like her, but it's a shame she can't join in on stuff like the quiz segment every time
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:06
    As long as it's Ebi-chan, I'll allow it
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    So today's Maria's last day, huh
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    That makes it her second 'last one' now
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    Oh, so the flowers did arrive
    15AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
    Couldn't she just become a full-fledged regular?
    16AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:08
    Wait, isn't she a twin?
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:10
    She brought it into the studio
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:11
    Did she really invite her to the graduation concert even though they'd never even met?
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:14
    No 'Pony Pink' showing up this time
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:15
    I watched Tsukimichi (the isekai anime) yesterday, so today's a godly episode for me too
    Sorry, Maria Makino
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:16
    Maria had a great figure for an idol too, but Ebi-chan's just on another level
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:16
    She'll probably keep popping up on the show now and then like the other idols do
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
    Ebi-chan doesn't even age like a normal person… she's just built different
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
    See you again, Maria
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:21
    What if she comes back again dressed as Goku or something
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:22
    I'm watching on a time-shifted delay and just got to the part where Ebi-chan shows up
    So she really does disappear for a while during the makeover, huh?
    Is that why her makeup and hairstyle were kept so simple — to make her easier to work with?
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:30
    Re: #31
    She said something along those lines on her pre-broadcast Instagram Live
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:27
    Reminds me of the "Enchanting Transformation" segment from Knock wa Muyou (a classic Japanese variety show makeover corner)
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:33
    Her actual last day and she barely shows up on screen — feels like one of those Lego-building episodes
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    They keep it to just her voice partway through so it doesn't spoil the reveal
    At the end they dim the lights and she comes out like a runway model
    After Ebihara's commentary, it wraps up with a moving speech finale
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:39
    This is her last episode before she graduates from Lovit, right?
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:46
    Re: #36
    This was her last regular spot on terrestrial TV
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:42
    Wait, did she dye her hair blonde? …oh, that's just the guy from Boru-juku (the comedy trio)
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:44
    Glad we get to see more of Kito-san instead
    43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:47
    TV Tokyo "Tabi Bara: Local Line Bus Transfer Battle Trip" Territory Battle 18 — Face-off across Tochigi, Saitama, and Gunma
    Thursday, October 1 18:25–21:50 Featuring: Maria Makino
    46AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:49
    Fuji TV "Anime Dama" — Makino gets fired up visiting the production set of a hit anime adaptation! ▼ Interview with a legendary voice actor
    Friday, October 2 00:55–01:55
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:50
    Did Ebihara actually have enough of a connection with Makino to send flowers to her concert venue?
    52AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:52
    Ebi-chan's still gorgeous even now, but I wonder if demand for models like her eventually dries up
    54AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:57
    Surprised to see Ebi-chan actually uses budget-friendly ("puchipura") items too

    Background and talking points

    Yuri Ebihara was the central figure of the 2000s “Ebi-chan boom,” rising to fame as an exclusive model for the fashion magazine ViVi, and she remains an influential voice in beauty and fashion today. “Lovit!” runs a “season regular” system in which part of its hosting lineup rotates seasonally, and this broadcast marked Maria Makino’s graduation from that role. On the thread, viewers were struck by the staging choice to hide the makeover process during the live broadcast and reveal Ebihara only at the end with the lights dimmed, though opinions were split on how the finished look actually came across, with some questioning how effective the transformation really was. The show never made clear exactly how well Makino and Ebihara knew each other beforehand, and details like the circumstances behind Ebihara sending flowers to Makino’s concert were never confirmed on the thread either.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “■ Maria Makino ■ TBS TV ‘Lovit! Yuri Ebihara Makes Her First Appearance! Maria Makino Gets a Total Makeover to Become “Ebi-chan”!’ ■ 8:00–9:55 ■.”

  • How Realistic Should Games Get? 5ch Debates Hair Physics and Water Reflections

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board asked how far game graphics should go in chasing realism. It kicked off with a thread title mocking the current obsession with rendering every single strand of hair and every ripple of water reflection. The thread split into two camps: one arguing that the more photorealistic a game gets, the more jarring it becomes when the game still can’t do things real life can — killing immersion rather than building it — and the other arguing that realistic textures are exactly what deepens immersion. The debate went on citing examples like the visual gap between Monster Hunter World and Rise, and between the old Resident Evil games and the new ones.

    1AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:47
    I get wanting to push realism as far as it'll go, but isn't this just nitpicking over tiny inaccuracies in 'realness' lol? If you want something that pretty, just go look at actual reality.
    2AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:48
    It doesn't even have hair.
    3AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:49
    Re: #2
    That's rough.
    Seriously rough.
    5AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:50
    Re: #2
    Ah, so that's why.
    Space baldy 👈 (an old meme about sci-fi game characters being rendered bald to save on hair-modeling budget)
    17AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:12
    Re: #2
    So the reason for the 'space baldy' look was to save on polygons lol
    8AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:53
    Somebody needs to make them stop this Switch 2 'special edition' cash-grab marketing.
    9AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:54
    Nintendo cared so much about water rendering precisely because you can actually dive in and swim in it.
    11AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:57
    "Hair! Water reflections!"

    That stuff matters even in anime-style graphics, you know.
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:07
    Re: #11
    They're literally saying they hand-planted the arm hair strand by strand.
    Has it really come to that even for anime-style games?
    45AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:16
    Re: #42

    Both Re: #1 and Re: #11 are talking about hair — nobody was talking about arm hair to begin with. What are you even saying?
    12AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:59
    It's fine to obsess over graphics as long as the actual game content is solid too. But seriously, stop tanking visibility for it.
    14AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:05
    Real life's 'ray tracing' really is stupidly realistic, gotta admit.
    15AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:07
    Water effects, sure, fine. But arm hair? Pores? Who is actually asking for that?
    18AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:14
    Are you dissing Wolverine, who had every single hair lovingly hand-planted one by one?
    19AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:14
    Classic trash racing-game YouTuber line:

    "Basically photorealistic!"
    20AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:16
    Shooting people or killing zombies is something you can only really do in a game, after all.
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:33
    If the world actually wanted realistic hair, anime-style art would've died out long ago.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:13
    Re: #39
    Old-school otaku used to say real women feel too 'raw' and 2D is better — but times really do change, huh.
    Or maybe it's less otaku wanting realism in anime characters, and more the cosplay-photographer crowd (カメコ, guys who shoot cosplayers)?
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:37
    Re: #36
    That's not hair though.
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:09
    Re: #40
    So modern anime-style game development spends more effort on arm hair than head hair?
    I genuinely can't understand that priority list, or whatever values produced it.
    50AnonymousSep 28, 2026 02:47
    "It's realistic, but you can't climb over a knee-high fence!" "It's realistic, but you don't bleed even when slashed with a sword or shot with a gun!" The more realistic you make it, the more unnatural it gets.
    53AnonymousSep 28, 2026 04:03
    Re: #50
    Exactly this.
    Once the graphics alone go photoreal, you just get more and more moments of disappointment over things you can't do that you could in real life.
    Even while you're fully immersed playing with photorealistic graphics, the instant you hit a "wait, I can't do that?" moment, you get yanked straight back to reality.
    If that's how it's going to be, you're better off starting with decent-but-not-photoreal graphics and just filling the gaps with your imagination — you can accept it as "well, that's just how this world works."
    Game development really needs to confront the photorealism problem head-on.
    55AnonymousSep 28, 2026 04:34
    Missing the point.
    The whole appeal of games is being able to do things you can't do in the real world.
    And realistic graphics — realistic-looking people and objects — only deepen that immersion further.

    Go ahead, rebut me.
    68AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:15
    Re: #55
    This exactly.
    I started Monster Hunter with World, cleared all the way through beating Fatalis, and that's exactly why I dropped Rise partway through.
    After World, playing something with Switch-level graphics just killed the immersion completely for me.
    Rise's sound effects were also weak, and the combat had zero sense of impact.
    Really drove home how much graphics and sound design matter in a game.
    71AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:27
    The Switch is made for kids with rich imaginations, so it's fine if it's not that realistic.
    77AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:53
    Re: #71
    You should actually play the PS5 Patlabor game before cracking jokes like that.
    Only a tiny fraction of the character models are real 3D polygons — most characters are just cel-shaded standing portraits.
    All the Labors have identical stats, so the battles are monotonous as anything.
    It's supposed to be a nostalgia trip reliving the anime, aimed squarely at middle-aged fans, and this is the state it's in.
    You gonna keep calling that a 'kids' game' too?
    Though honestly, this is coming from someone who's probably never bought a single full-price game in his life, so who knows how much it's worth.
    78AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:58
    Re: #71
    So you're saying PlayStation is nothing but old folks? Guess that just means no new users are coming in — that's the current reality, huh…
    75AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:40
    And here's the game the photorealism-obsessed crowd apparently loves lol

    Garbage graphics:


    Girls'-anime art style:
    87AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:16
    Resident Evil and Silent Hill are the clearest examples — they've ended up looking like every other generic Western game now. The polygon era had way more personality.
    96AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:35
    Re: #87
    Down the line, DLSS5 will probably be able to do the reverse too — make current games look like Virtua Fighter 1's low-poly models or Virtua Fighter 2-level polygons.
    Video generation itself is already possible now, so it'll definitely be usable for that eventually — probably via a mod, though.
    88AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
    Why is it only games that get pushed to evolve this hard? Is the anime industry out here obsessing over hair like this too?
    90AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
    Re: #88
    That's just a holdover from the era when games sold purely on graphics — nobody actually wants it anymore.
    These days there's no game where great graphics (visual fidelity, not art design) erase a bad reputation for the actual content.
    93AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:29
    Consoles are probably headed the way old China/Korea went — a market where only live-service online-style titles survive. GTA6 might end up being the last of the AAA buy-to-own games.
    97AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:46
    Re: #93
    That side's just as trapped by sunk cost — it'll end up exactly like MMOs in the end.
    98AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:59
    Re: #96
    It's not just the modeling — the visual direction, the UI, everything about it together just feels generic and interchangeable now.
    The PS1-PS2 Resident Evil games had real personality, even down to the menu screens.
    Resident Evil 1-3 had fixed camera angles too — partly a technical limitation back then, but it gave the games real flavor.
    I think it's less about graphics per se and more about the creators' sense of style.
    Same studio, Capcom, put out a new Onimusha too, and it's completely lost everything that made the original Onimusha good.
    99AnonymousSep 28, 2026 09:03
    Re: #98
    AI video generation has come a long way. You can already generate high-quality anime purely with AI without breaking Akira Toriyama's character designs, and reproducing an 'in the style of ___' look is easy now.

    Background and key points of this debate

    Console 3D graphics have advanced year after year, and there was once a time when polygon counts and texture memory limits made it standard to skip rendering hair altogether (the thread’s “space baldy” reference is a relic of that era). Now, real-time ray tracing and improved shader technology can reproduce individual strands of hair and reflections on water, but that comes with rising development costs and more visible “seams” in the illusion. The thread split between those who see photorealism as boosting immersion, and those who argue that the more realistic a game looks, the more its limitations — like not being able to climb a fence, or not bleeding when hit — stand out as unnatural. That commenters brought up the visual gap between Monster Hunter World and Rise, or the old Resident Evil games versus the newer ones, shows that graphical direction isn’t just a matter of raw technical superiority — it’s tied directly to how a game’s overall experience is designed. A point readers often miss is that “better graphics” doesn’t equal “sells better”: anime-style and low-poly games still have a devoted following, and photorealism is just one of many possible artistic approaches.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry, “Geha”) thread “The hair! The water reflections! So realistic! ← Just stop playing games and go look at reality lol.”

  • Shohei Ohtani’s 9th MLB Season Stats Are In: 6th Straight 30-HR Year, But Below His Own Best

    Dodgers pitcher/DH Shohei Ohtani wrapped up his regular season in the September 27 game against the Giants, closing the books on his 9th MLB season. He finished at a .275 average, 30 home runs, and 81 RBIs — down from last year in every major batting category — and struggled after coming off the injured list (IL), going 5-for-21 with 8 strikeouts. As a pitcher he was excellent, going 8-2 with a 1.79 ERA over 14 starts, but he never took the mound again in the second half. On 5ch, fans voiced disappointment over his fading MVP hopes, debated whether the two-way act should continue, and speculated about how he’ll be used going forward.

    Sanspo, 09/28/2026 05:47

    Giants vs. Dodgers (September 27, San Francisco) — In MLB action, Dodgers pitcher Shohei Ohtani (32) batted leadoff and started at DH against the Giants. He went 1-for-3 before being pulled for a pinch hitter in the sixth. It was the final game of the regular season, closing out the stat line for Ohtani’s 9th MLB year.

    Ohtani played in 139 games this season, hitting .275 with 30 home runs, 81 RBIs, 89 runs scored, 11 stolen bases, and 152 strikeouts. Hampered by injuries, he came in under last season’s numbers across the board. As a pitcher, he went 8-2 with a 1.79 ERA over 14 starts, striking out 95 in 85 2/3 innings and drawing Cy Young buzz in the first half — but he didn’t pitch again after that. Since returning from the injured list, he’d gone just 5-for-21 with 8 strikeouts.

    Source: sanspo.com / Read the original article here

    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:51
    Pages' stats since coming back are insane, right?
    This guy broke a bone worse than Ohtani did and he's still out there playing center field.
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:51
    Has he turned into just another dime-a-dozen mediocre player?
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:53
    Re: #13
    His pitching stats keep him out of "dime-a-dozen" territory though
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:51
    The limits and downsides of the two-way thing are really showing now
    Between that and the injuries, his numbers dropped way too much
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:52
    Zion's amazing
    Zion is Japanese
    I'm amazing (a snarky copypasta-style non-sequitur mocking pride-by-association)
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:52
    Getting pinch-hit for even though he's the DH — isn't Tani getting treated pretty badly lately?
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:54
    Re: #18
    And to make it worse, the pinch hitter was Rushing, who he's got history with.
    That's gotta break Ohtani mentally.
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:52
    He's declining way too fast (´^ω^`)
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:53
    The Dodgers roster: "We wish he'd just disappear under the pretense of being hurt again"
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:53
    Playing in the WBC on top of going two-way was just too much.
    And he's got a second kid on the way in his personal life too.
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:54
    This offseason might end up being wall-to-wall surgeries.
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
    He's fully set on going two-way again next year too, which is scary.
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
    It's when you're on a downswing that your true character shows — wonder how Ohtani will handle it?
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
    Wonder what happens to Ohtani and Murakami next year
    Murakami looks like he could sink into the .100s.
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
    What's the next excuse going to be for the people who said "he'll be great once he rests"?
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
    He could still snag World Series MVP (´・ω・`)
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:57
    This year's Japanese MLB players' batting stats

    Shohei Ohtani AVG .275 HR 30 RBI 81 OPS .889

    Seiya Suzuki AVG .270 HR 26 RBI 86 OPS .841

    Masataka Yoshida AVG .274 HR 5 RBI 28 OPS .746

    Munetaka Murakami AVG .207 HR 35 RBI 77 OPS .825

    Kazuma Okamoto AVG .232 HR 33 RBI 92 OPS .762
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:57
    Feels like he's not going to pitch in the postseason either.
    42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:57
    Going 86 plate appearances without a homer is brutal.

    Shohei Ohtani heads into the postseason with worries — finishes with fewest home runs (30) since 2021… an injury-marred second half brought a career-worst 86-PA homerless drought
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/fc610c74e09e0ffd17d8a3e95bb5fb95b8c1134d
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:58
    Once he started a family, the magic ran out, huh.
    59AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:00
    Guess even someone as disciplined as Ohtani can't beat accumulated fatigue.
    Curious how much he can recover using what he's learned this year.
    60AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:00
    Hmm…
    Feels like it might be time for him to just focus on one or the other…
    64AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:00
    Re: #60
    Focusing on raising the kid works too
    63AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:00
    Judging by that strikeout rate, he's neither making contact nor reading pitches well.
    66AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:01
    Re: #63
    Yeah, he's racking up strikeouts because he can't lay off garbage pitches.

    Background and Talking Points

    Ohtani has won multiple MVP awards as a two-way player since 2021, but this injury-plagued season saw every major stat — batting average, home runs, RBIs — fall below last year’s marks. As a pitcher, he looked like a genuine Cy Young contender in the first half with a 1.79 ERA, but he never took the mound again in the second half, and even at the plate he lost his spark after coming off the IL, hitting just 5-for-21 with 8 strikeouts. Opinions in the thread split between those who think continuing the two-way workload is taking too heavy a toll on his body, and those more sympathetic who argue he’d have posted his usual numbers if not for the injuries. Note that the source article’s suggestion that he “might be hiding pain the way Roki Sasaki did” is purely the reporter’s speculation, not something Ohtani himself has confirmed.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[MLB] Ohtani’s Trophyless 9th MLB Season, MVP All but Gone… Season Stats Finalized — 6th Straight 30-HR Year, But Down Across the Board… 5-for-21 with 8 Ks Since Returning from IL.”

  • Sony “Less Reliant on Hardware and First-Party Software” Analysis Draws 5ch Skepticism: “Is SONY Really Doing That?”

    An analysis piece published by the business media outlet dime.jp argued that while Nintendo’s stock fell after unveiling a new “Kirby” title, Sony has grown less dependent on selling game consoles and first-party software, with revenue from add-on content for existing titles increasingly becoming the core of its business. The article was picked up on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (“GeHa”) board, where reactions split between cold dismissal of the piece as a Sony-friendly puff piece and a more sympathetic view that the shift toward an add-on/microtransaction model does have some merit. Several posters also pointed to Sony’s reliance on other companies’ free-to-play titles, such as Genshin Impact.

    Stock Price Drops After New “Kirby” Announcement — The IP-Nurturing Dilemma Plaguing Nintendo

    PlayStation, on the other hand, is the one that fits today’s market. That’s because its business model is becoming less dependent on how many consoles or first-party titles it sells.

    At Sony’s games business, add-on content — additional content released later for existing software — now accounts for a large share of revenue.

    Source: dime.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:41
    Just a Genshin Station lol
    The day free-to-play games die is the day SIE dies
    3AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:43
    It's funny and pitiful at the same time.
    I don't know how much they got paid, but having to write an article like this must be rough.
    Even people overseas would laugh this off.
    83AnonymousSep 28, 2026 05:15
    Re: #3
    Nakaido [a games-industry commentator] said the same thing.
    4AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:44
    Well, I'm curious what happens if they keep this up and the install base resets with the next-gen console.
    5AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:44
    > Even if their own titles don't hit, they've managed to build a stable earnings structure through the longevity of other companies' titles.

    Lol, even a puff piece is admitting they're leaning on other people's success.
    8AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:48
    Re: #5
    They genuinely can't even pull off stealth marketing properly anymore.
    People have been saying it's the end for a while, but lately the degree feels different.
    6AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:45
    Multi-Station
    Free-to-Play Station
    7AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:46
    There's not a shred of a Sony that lasts across generations, so it's 30-0.
    Home electronics are dead, PlayStation is dead.
    Whether it's acting like they own Demon Slayer or padding out hollow profits,
    the public won't even meet their eyes — no interest at all.
    9AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:51
    And is it fine to be dependent on gacha games, though?
    10AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:53
    Even if you play gacha games on PS, it's cheaper to pay elsewhere.
    This garbage is supposed to be a pillar of the business? Lol
    11AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:53
    Did they take notes from GeHa's acrobatic damage-control arguments?
    This rhetoric looks weirdly familiar.
    12AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:55
    It's just a China money-transfer business, but they sure make it sound nice…
    13AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:56
    Software aside,
    saying you don't even need to sell hardware units is a stretch…
    81AnonymousSep 28, 2026 04:45
    Re: #13
    "We don't need to sell the console itself" is something Totoki [Sony Group President/COO Hiroki Totoki] said, so of course they have to fall in line and back him up.
    14AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:56
    Well, there is some truth to what this article says, though.
    Nintendo's policy of prioritizing user enjoyment over profit gets a cold reception from shareholders, so the stock falls.
    Sony's policy of squeezing huge profits out of users through spending is well liked by shareholders, so the stock rises.
    Users and shareholders each have their own position, so you can't flatly say which is better.
    60AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:24
    Re: #14
    Given that this is a home console business, I think Sony's approach is going to get harder going forward.
    The issue is that home console hardware gets replaced with something new every few years.
    When PS6 comes out, how many users will actually switch over?
    They can't keep running PS5 for 10 or 20 years, and will users who only play free-to-play games bother upgrading to PS6 just to keep playing?
    Looked at that way, Nintendo, which prioritizes user enjoyment, is more likely to get users to buy the next piece of hardware.

    In the short term SIE's [Sony Interactive Entertainment] approach might work out, but in the long term Nintendo's approach might actually be the better one.
    15AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:57
    A first party that doesn't release software — that's the business model!
    Even though that already failed spectacularly with the Vita.
    16AnonymousSep 27, 2026 22:59
    Smartphones ship a billion units a year worldwide,
    so saying you're not chasing unit sales can't possibly be a good sign.

    Hong Kong research firm Counterpoint has announced that global smartphone shipments in 2026 are projected to fall 13.9% year-on-year to 1.08 billion units.
    https://www.nikkei.com/article/DGXZQOUC029400S6A600C2000000/
    17AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:01
    Normally 'dependent' is a word you use about relying on someone else, right?
    Saying "Sony isn't dependent on its own content" is just odd phrasing —
    isn't "dependent on other companies' content" the more accurate way to put it?
    18AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:01
    "It's fine if our own software doesn't sell" sounds like the kind of thing that could collapse everything the moment something goes wrong — scary.
    19AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:06
    "Not profiting from the console itself, but from services" — okay, I can just about buy that.
    But "not even selling the console, and profiting from services" — what does that even mean? Is SONY really doing that? [Note: the original plays on "sonna koto" ('something like that') sounding like "SONY-koto," a pun that's hard to fully carry into English.]
    20AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:13
    They're probably making pretty good money off free games,
    kind of like Google or Apple.
    91AnonymousSep 28, 2026 06:07
    Re: #20
    Come to think of it, someone taking a cut of the microtransaction profits that Google and Apple used to almost monopolize on mobile games
    isn't actually such a bad thing.
    21AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:17
    If you're relying purely on royalties from free-to-play games, you're weak against competition from the bigger platform holders on smartphone and PC,
    so it's really nothing but a vulnerability.
    22AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:22
    So a "giant smartphone" business model is now openly acknowledged — by everyone, including themselves — as PlayStation's future, huh…

    Rough…

    A giaaant smaaartphooone 😅😂😅😂😅😂😅 ["kuso-deka sumaho" ('damn huge smartphone') is a recurring jab implying the PS5 is basically an oversized phone/app platform.]
    24AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:25
    Well, they've finally started letting their pet media outlets openly brag about the "giant smartphone" thing lol
    Feels like they've finally admitted it — probably triggered by dropping the disc drive.
    25AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:26
    Just use a smartphone, then.
    Hook it up to a TV and a controller and you can play Genshin or any other free-to-play game just fine.
    26AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:27
    This has gotta be a paid placement lol
    Sony's future, the direction they're heading — now crystal clear lol lol lol
    28AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:29
    Re: #26
    These days, nobody in Japan but a Sony employee would praise a dying PlayStation.
    And the fact that the content amounts to praising the "giant smartphone" means that's basically Sony's official line.
    33AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:34
    Re: #26
    I mean, wanting to make money purely as a platform holder — I get the appeal, sort of…
    but how exactly do they plan to pull that off without hardware sales???
    27AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:28
    So they're going to spend the rest of their days as miHoYo's cut-rate client machine?

    Pathetic.
    35AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:40
    Re: #27
    This might also explain the point of the miHoYo anime adaptation.
    Maybe they want an early-access tie-in on PS to headline their subscription service and spending.
    Sounds like they also want to launch a PS-hardware-exclusive video service.
    30AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:31
    Sony's first-party lineup this year has been spectacularly garbage across the board.
    31AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:33
    Ever since they added Genshin, earnings have been consistently strong, though.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:13
    In the West, the PlayStation brand carries enormous weight.
    You don't really feel it when you're in Japan, though.
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:18
    Re: #44
    Which is exactly why it's currently in the middle of a huge backlash, one led mainly overseas.
    It kicked off with dropping the disc drive and it's still smoldering — that's really something.
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:20
    Re: #44
    Honestly, compared to overseas, this still-ongoing backlash has barely made a ripple in Japan.
    50AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:25
    This is beyond ridiculous lol

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    The backdrop here is the growing presence of free-to-play, gacha-monetized titles like Genshin Impact, which has reinforced the console’s role as just one of several ways to play such games. Opinion in the thread split between two readings: viewing this positively as “a stable revenue structure no longer dependent on hardware or first-party unit sales,” versus viewing it skeptically as “simply losing the ability to earn on its own and becoming reliant on other companies’ software.” Not mentioned in the article itself is that home consoles get replaced with new hardware every few years, and it’s unclear how many users of free-to-play titles will actually follow along when that transition happens — this uncertainty is part of why some commenters questioned the model’s long-term stability. The overseas backlash against moves like dropping the disc drive, a topic making headlines around the same time, also appears to be feeding into the skeptical reception this analysis piece received.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch Hardware/Industry (“GeHa”) board thread “Fuwa [presumably the dime.jp article’s author]: ‘Sony’s business model is becoming less dependent on how many consoles and first-party titles it sells’.”

  • RTX 4060: “Should’ve Bought It at ¥40,000” — Thread Spirals into Full GPU Pricing Debate

    A thread on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry (Geha) board kicked off with a comment arguing that people should have bought the RTX 4060 GPU back when it could be had for around ¥40,000. Posters noted that resale/buyback prices for the card are still hovering in the ¥40,000 range, and the discussion branched into whether 8GB of VRAM is enough and how the price gap stacks up against higher-end models like the 5060, 5070 Ti, and 9060 XT. The conversation then drifted into console-vs-PC territory, with posters sharing Forza Horizon 6 screenshots to compare PS5 and PS6 performance.

    😂 Forza Horizon 6 (2K, nearly Extreme settings, ray tracing OFF) — having a blast lmaooo

    Source: pbs.twimg.com / Original image here

    2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:35
    😂 Tokyo City is INSAAAANE
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HTO8ZxcbwAArrWb.jpg:orig
    17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:44
    Re: #2
    Just looking at this it's like a Shuto Expressway battle, but there's another highway below that with cars on it, and below THAT there's a regular coastal road with cars running on it too.
    FH6 is on another level.
    4AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:36
    Even now the buyback price for the 4060 is still ¥40,000 lol
    8AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:39
    It's got 16 TFLOPS raw.
    With DLSS 4.5, Frame Generation, and every other modern feature on top, ¥30,000 was an absolute steal.
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:39
    Huh? I bought my 4060 thanks to the Geha board.
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:40
    Did you already toss your trash can out? lol
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:41
    Re: #10
    You need all three — PC, phone, and console — to max out your point-farming ("poikatsu" reward-hunting) game, so of course they still have one, noob.
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:40
    8GB of VRAM isn't enough though, is it?
    14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:42
    Re: #11
    Isn't that just down to your settings?
    If you're not hitting 100 fps in Tokyo City, there are FH6 settings that won't give you any trouble.
    13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:41
    This isn't really a "Geha uncle" (console-war regular) problem — the whole world just slept on it.
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:44
    Re: #14
    I kept getting out-of-memory errors, so I sold my 4060 and got a 9700. If the 4060 had 12GB of VRAM, I'd have stuck with it.
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:45
    This guy's always starting flame-bait threads, but he's a hardcore gamer, so I actually like him.
    20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:45
    I'm not having any trouble at all with my 3060 Ti, but I am jealous of the 40-series.
    The 50-series costs way more and I don't need that much power anyway, so no thanks.
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:49
    Re: #20
    Coming from a 3060 Ti, the 4060 won't be enough of a step up — you'd want something like a 5070,
    and that's double the price these days.
    22AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:47
    Re: #1
    Before we even get to the PS5 version — the PS5 flat out doesn't have the specs for this lol
    How much are they gonna downgrade it?
    23AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:47
    The 4060's just 8GB of trash, isn't it?
    25AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:50
    I recently bought an RTX 5050 for ¥50,000.
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:59
    It's got frame generation and the power draw is super low too.
    27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:02
    Normally you'd go for the 3060 with 12GB of VRAM, right?
    29AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:04
    Lmaooo, all this salty VRAM trash-talk just keeps raising the bar for the PS6.
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:06
    Re: #29
    Not being able to run 4K should be embarrassing.
    Can't even hit PS4 Pro level, huh.
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:05
    Honestly I don't play games all that much.
    I envy people who can actually enjoy them.

    I usually just end up satisfied after confirming it runs buttery-smooth on max settings, and that's that.
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:12
    I'm just watching from up here with my 4070 Ti. Though apparently all I actually use it for is browsing the web.
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:13
    Enter the 5060 Ti 16GB guy!
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:14
    Should've bought the RTX 5060 when it was ¥40,000.
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:17
    Re: #34
    The 5060 pulls 150W though.
    If that's the case I'd just buy a 4070 lol
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:14
    Just become a 9060 XT guy already.
    36AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:15
    Re: #31
    Even at native 4K, the PS5 Pro can't beat the 4060 lol
    https://youtu.be/Y1yovHZdpeU&t=410
    38AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:19
    Because I bought the 5080 when it was ¥160,000.
    39AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:20
    Seems like only PS fanboys can't play FH6.
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:22
    Some keyboard warrior who's never even played (an "eapu") brags about running a high-power card, but past 150W with air cooling it's basically just a space heater lol
    I want to ask if they even know what they're saying.
    I can already picture the Geha uncles screaming 'It's too hot to game!'
    41AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:28
    The 6000 series doesn't look like it'll be much of a performance jump either.

    Guess I'll just endure it 😇
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:37
    Acting all cocky over just a 4060? Sounds like a kid.
    46AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:44
    Re: #44
    It's more than enough, and unbeatable value for money.
    For a few titles you can just dial the settings down a bit.
    60AnonymousSep 28, 2026 02:40
    It's not about whether it sells or not (´・ω・`)
    No matter what anyone says, isn't a true fan someone who keeps pushing 'this hardware is the best' and 'this exclusive is amazing'?
    What's the point of giving up on it just because it's not selling and becoming a PC guy lol

    Even back in the Wii U days, Nintendo kept releasing games right to the end, and the Nishi (Nintendo fanboys) kept defending it to the end.
    If the Goki and Chika (PlayStation and Switch fanboys) can't do the same, then in the end you all were never cut out to carry the future of game consoles.
    Latecomers just don't have what it takes, I guess.
    61AnonymousSep 28, 2026 02:40
    Re: #60
    What on earth are you even saying? Calm down.
    62AnonymousSep 28, 2026 02:41
    Re: #60
    That's so creepy my face just went blank.
    People buy a PC because there's a game they want to play, you know?
    69AnonymousSep 28, 2026 03:04
    The PlayStation fanboy (Goki) bragging about his 5070 Ti is dumb too, but I'm impressed people keep using the 4060 as a punching bag lol
    73AnonymousSep 28, 2026 03:09
    Re: #69
    Even the most hyped-up recent leak puts the PS6 at RX 7800 XT level — that's basically a 4070 with no DLSS or other extras.
    Why are you setting the bar as high as a 5070 Ti? What's wrong with you lol

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The RTX 4060 launched at around ¥60,000, but subsequent price drops and swings in the used market meant there was a window when it could be picked up for around ¥40,000. Rather than debating the purchase decision itself, the thread’s discussion mostly centered on whether 8GB of VRAM is sufficient and how the card’s value for money stacks up against successor/competing models like the 5060 and 9060 XT. “Geha,” as in the board’s name, is short for “game hardware,” and terms like “Goki” and “Nishi” that appear in the posts are conventional board slang referring to PlayStation and Nintendo supporters respectively — not attacks on real individuals. It’s also worth noting that the back-and-forth over PS6 performance is based on unofficial leaks rather than official announcements, so the actual specs have not been confirmed.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “[Question] Hey, why didn’t the Geha uncles buy the RTX 4060 when it was ¥40,000?“

  • Fujinami Shintaro, cut from next season’s plans, wants to stay in NPB — ‘I got my own pitching style back,’ confident in his comeback

    Shintaro Fujinami, reportedly set to be cut from DeNA’s plans for next season, started against the Giants on September 27 in what was the farm team’s final game of the season, and was pulled after allowing 5 runs (4 earned) in 3 innings. Despite going the whole season without a single first-team appearance amid reports that he’s being left out of next year’s plans, Fujinami commented that “toward the end, I got my own pitching style back,” signaling his desire to continue his NPB career. Fujinami joined Hanshin as the team’s first-round pick in the 2012 draft, and is known as a pitcher who pairs a blazing fastball with chronic control problems; he also has MLB experience after moving to the United States. On a 5channel thread, users traded predictions about which team might sign him next season and debated his current velocity, with opinions split over how to take his upbeat comments.

    DeNA’s Fujinami Shintaro, left out of next season’s plans, allows 5 runs in 3 innings in farm-team game — wants to keep playing in NPB. Winless in the majors this season, but says “toward the end, I got my own pitching style back”

    ◇Sept. 27, Farm League: DeNA 5–12 Giants (Giants Town)

    Shintaro Fujinami, who looks set to be cut from DeNA’s plans next season, started against the Giants in the farm team’s final game of the season, going 3 innings and allowing 5 runs (4 earned).

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:39
    As expected, tiger stripes suit Fuji(nami) best (a nod to the Hanshin Tigers' striped uniform)
    52AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:10
    Re: #5
    Yeah, you can feel that raging Tiger Spirit (Hanshin's fighting-spirit slogan) burning in him
    57AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:18
    Re: #5
    Keeping him locked up on your own roster at least caps the injury risk, huh
    6AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:41
    Giants sensei, we're counting on you
    7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:41
    'Pitching like himself' — you mean all those inside-high pitches sailing wild?
    9AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:42
    Hanshin got rid of their headache, no way they're calling him back
    He could be a bad influence on the young guys too, and he definitely wouldn't mesh with guys like Chikamoto, Otake, or Morishita
    10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:43
    Probably the Giants
    That's likely why they had him pitch against the Giants as a demonstration
    11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:43
    I dunno… a fastball must just be that appealing
    Even with this bad an image, some team's still willing to take a chance on him
    Honestly though, I'm thinking — just stop already
    12AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:43
    >Toward the end I got my own pitching style back
    Being this weirdly upbeat about it… I honestly can't tell if his mentality is weak or strong.
    18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:45
    Probably Oisix Niigata (Albirex BC, an independent league team)
    They seem like the type to collect well-known names
    19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:46
    Yoshii would probably say no
    Carp maybe, but only if they end up short on pitchers?
    48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:01
    Re: #19
    Yeah, Tokota and Morishita look like they might leave via free agency anyway
    21AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:46
    A team struggling for starters — Lotte, Rakuten, or Orix — seems likely to pick him up…
    24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:47
    Why's his self-evaluation so high lol
    26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:47
    Must be nice being in that eternal gravy-train cycle
    He's always been overrated, and people keep saying 'if he could just fix it, he'd have one shot' — but even back when he WAS fixed, he was never actually dominant
    28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:49
    Re: #26
    Guy's been living off potential and romance alone
    No idea when he's finally gonna retire though
    30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:49
    Even if he fixed his control, his fastball isn't anything special speed-wise anymore either
    He's at a level where he'd get hit normally by guys who've been stuck rotting in the Giants' farm system for years
    31AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:50
    Is there even a team that'd pick him up in the tryout draft?
    32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:50
    Chunichi signing him and throwing him against DeNA would be the most natural storyline
    33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:51
    Keeping him cheap and shelved so no other team could poach him — that was DeNA's whole deal
    But he can't even hack it in the majors anymore, so nobody's gonna take him
    34AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:51
    Didn't think he'd be this naive about it
    35AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:54
    Giants sign him and it's DEATH for Morishita and Oyama
    37AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:55
    His slider just sails on him
    Might honestly be better off switching to an underhand delivery at this point
    40AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:57
    Feels like there ought to be some job out there that could use 'the ability to throw a roughly 150-gram object at 160 km/h in a somewhat random direction'
    There are that many jobs in the world, after all
    66AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:26
    Re: #40
    Naan or pizza maker — he could probably fling the dough at a wall and stretch it to just the right size
    91AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:49
    Re: #40
    How about the Ground Self-Defense Force
    A grenade weighs about that much I think
    49AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:02
    Honestly this is a lost cause
    56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:16
    It's such a waste — things were fine right up until Kuroda chewed him out
    64AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:24
    Re: #56
    Guess his only hope is getting rebuilt by Coach Kuroda over at the Carp…
    73AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:31
    Re: #56
    There he goes blaming someone else again
    67AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:27
    Did his velocity drop? What's he throwing now?

    He's only 'him' because of that high-octane inside-high heat
    72AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:29
    Re: #67
    Tops out at 154 km/h, so he's still got plenty in the tank
    83AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:43
    My guess is some tendons are torn — when he throws full-effort, he can't control the ball
    It flies up or to the right, meaning straight at right-handed batters' heads
    In his own mind he probably thinks he's got it under control, but there's nothing he can do
    90AnonymousSep 28, 2026 01:47
    Re: #83
    Kind of like Mima's retirement game, huh (Mima Manabu, a pitcher remembered for late-career control issues)

    Background and talking points

    Since joining Hanshin as the team’s first-round pick in the 2012 draft, Fujinami has been a pitcher who wielded a blazing fastball as his weapon while continually battling control problems, and he also has MLB experience dating back to 2023. This “left out of plans” report suggests he may not be kept on next season’s registered roster, and whether he actually remains in NPB now depends on other teams’ decisions. Several predictions about his next destination came up in the thread, but it’s worth noting that none of them are backed by solid information — they remain speculation. According to posts in the thread, his fastball tops out at around 154 km/h, and the fact that the focus is on his control rather than velocity itself lines up with points raised in previous coverage. The thread showed a split in tone between those willing to take his upbeat comments at face value and those taking a harsher view that his results don’t back it up.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Geisoku+) thread “[Baseball] DeNA’s Fujinami Shintaro, left out of next season’s plans, wants to continue in NPB: “Toward the end I got my own pitching style back” — confident in his comeback.”

  • 5ch VIP ‘All-Out Search Thread’ Wraps Up Holiday Finale with a Convenience-Store Coffee Taste-Off

    A new thread went up on 5channel’s Newsy VIP board for the final day of a holiday special edition of the “All-Out Thread” — a game in which participants are assigned a topic via reply-quote (an “anker”) and have to track down the actual item and post photo proof. Contestants scrambled late into the night to hunt down whatever oddball prompts came flying at them — a down comforter, a basketball, framed postage stamps, even a scene of people flaming each other in a forum fight — and kept posting their finds one after another. As the thread wound down, someone brought in an ambitious finale: a taste comparison of coffee from Japan’s three major convenience store chains. The thread wrapped up with a flurry of “otsu” (5ch shorthand for “good work”) replies.

    [SW, Anyone Bored Come Here] Thread for Hunting Down Whatever Gets Assigned via Reply-Quote and Uploading Proof

    “Your device has been restricted”

    Clear your cookies

    Source: jbbs.shitaraba.net / Original thread here

    18AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:10
    Thanks for starting the thread.

    I uninstalled Pokémon GO so I can't check, but I think a few years back this spot used to be a PokéStop or a Gym.
    25AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:11
    Re: #18
    Probably a PokéStop, nice work
    Re: #20
    Down comforter, nice work
    31AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:11
    https://imgur.com/a/PZlrnTx
    Found a shoujo manga magazine

    Tagged the next person with an anker
    45AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:13
    Re: #18
    What even is this
    Re: #20
    Comforter, nice work
    Re: #27
    Way late, nice work
    Re: #31
    Manga, nice work
    Re: #34
    ???
    69AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:16
    Re: #18
    Guess "Macaroni Ningen" (a retro Japanese toy figure) counts, nice work
    Re: #20,29
    Down-filled item, nice work
    Re: #27
    Way late, nice work
    Re: #31
    Bonita (a Japanese juice brand), nice work
    Re: #35
    Sake cup, nice work
    20AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:10
    Down comforter
    23AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:10
    Re: #20
    That was fast, nice work!
    27AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:11
    Challenge 3
    A scene of someone more than 2 hours late
    33AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:12
    Stuff I prepped in advance for this All-Out Thread

    Re: #27
    3 hours late, nice work
    29AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:11
    Down-__
    Down comforter
    34AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:12
    Basketball

    For whoever gets the next anker:
    Anything with Goofy on it (fine as long as he's pictured)
    42AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:13
    Re: #34
    There's no way a basketball would be this flat
    Here's the real one
    44AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:13
    Re: #29
    Down comforter, nice work
    Re: #31
    Bonita, nice work
    Re: #34
    A basketball?
    Re: #35
    Sake cup, nice work
    54AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:14
    Re: #34
    Even deflated, that's way too flat

    — aaand then Re: #42 comes through, now THAT'S the real deal, nice work!
    77AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:18

    What I got ready for this one
    Hit up 8 different supermarkets before I finally found it
    81AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:18
    Re: #77
    Ponzu, nice work — come to think of it, that one hadn't come up yet
    83AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:18
    Re: #77
    Wasn't there a huge argument over the definition of "ponzu" back in the summer edition?
    Feels nostalgic now, nice work
    110AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:22
    Re: #77
    Haha, couldn't find a Mizkan-brand one anywhere, huh
    146AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:27
    Something used for a comedic "tsukkomi" smack (the straight-man's retort in manzai comedy)
    152AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:27
    Re: #146
    Tsukkomi prop, nice work
    Re: #148
    → (arrow), nice work
    155AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:28
    Re: #146
    Tsukkomi prop, nice work
    160AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:28
    Re: #146
    Squeaky hammer, nice work
    148AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:27
    ↓↘→ (a classic fighting-game special-move input) — laying it to rest
    153AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:28
    Re: #148
    Something rhythm-game-ish, nice work
    156AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:28
    Re: #148
    High score, nice work
    163AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:28
    Re: #146
    Squeaky hammer, nice work
    Re: #148
    ↓↘→ input, nice work
    179AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:30
    -196 (Suntory's "-196°C" canned chuhai)
    181AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:30
    A topic I'm planning to bring up for the next All-Out Thread
    183AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:30
    Re: #179
    Strong Zero, nice work
    Re: #181
    That thing, nice work
    207AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:33
    Re: #181
    Right? Skull stuff ("dokkuro") really sucks you into a rabbit hole, huh — nice work
    210AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:33
    Re: #179
    -196, nice work
    Re: #181
    "Inukuro," nice work
    Re: #187
    Receipt, nice work
    Re: #193
    Healthy stuff, nice work

    Re: #194
    Wait, really?
    Like, if "overcast sky" was one topic and a different topic's photo happened to have an overcast sky in it, I used to let that count too
    209AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:33
    It's a little different, but close enough I guess
    https://tadaup.jp/9jLIc1a4.jpeg
    211AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:33
    Re: #209
    Don't think you're done just because of this, nice work
    214AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:34
    While I was at it I made iced coffee too — a hot-and-iced combo set
    219AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:34
    Re: #214
    Re: #215
    Late-night coffee, nice work
    224AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:35
    Re: #214
    Your stomach's gonna hurt
    215AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:34
    Convenience store coffee

    Lawson's iced coffee
    221AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:35
    Re: #209
    Shamiko (the anime character), nice work
    Re: #214
    Hot-and-iced set, nice work
    Re: #215
    Lawson, nice work
    222AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:35
    Finished coffee from all three major chains — thank you everyone!!

    Re: #214
    Hot-and-iced set, nice work
    Re: #215
    Lawson iced coffee, nice work!!!!!
    226AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:35
    Re: #215
    Lawson iced coffee, nice work!
    Does that complete the set?
    217AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:34
    Framed postage stamps
    225AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:35
    A scene of two people flaming each other online ("resu-ba," a forum flame war)
    231AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:35
    Re: #217
    Framed stamps, nice work
    Re: #218
    Rubber band, nice work
    Re: #220
    Toilet seat cover, nice work
    Re: #223
    Jenga? Nice work
    Re: #225
    Forum fight, nice work
    232AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:36
    Re: #225
    Spot on, nice work
    252AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:38
    Re: #225
    Forum fight, nice work
    Re: #222
    Thanks for the tally
    Re: #220
    Nice work — and the toilet seat cover too
    Re: #218
    Super thin, nice work
    Re: #217
    Chiba KB, nice work

    Background and Discussion Points

    This thread is one installment of “全力スレ” (the “All-Out Thread”), a long-running format on 5ch’s VIP board in which a moderator assigns a topic via reply-quote (an “anker”) and participants have to track down the actual item, photograph it, and post it as proof. The “otsu” that shows up constantly in replies is 5ch shorthand for “good work” — a casual nod of appreciation for the effort of hunting something down. This particular thread marked the final day of a holiday special, with prompts ranging from everyday objects like a down comforter, a basketball, and framed postage stamps to more abstract ones like a forum flame war caught in the act or a fighting-game special-move input. The grand finale — a taste comparison of coffee from Japan’s three major convenience store chains — appears to have involved hopping between multiple stores late at night, and the thread lit up with posters sharing in the sense of accomplishment. What might look like idle hanging-out at a glance actually comes with the extra step of proving each item with real, physical evidence.

    *This article was compiled by excerpting and summarizing the 5ch (News VIP) thread “[Final Day] Holiday Special.”

  • Horiemon’s Trick for Paying at a Cash-Only Shop With Empty Pockets Sparks Debate

    Entrepreneur Takafumi Horie sparked a stir on X (formerly Twitter) by sharing how he’d handle running out of cash at a cash-only shop. It started when creative director Shimpei Takagi posted, “I came to Kyoto without my cards or wallet — if my phone battery dies, I’m done for.” In response, someone suggested asking the shop for its bank account details and paying by online bank transfer, but on 5ch this set off a wave of practical questions: “Can the shop even confirm the deposit on the spot?” and “Would a part-time staffer even have the authority to look up account details?” The discussion expanded further into past disasters where cashless payment became unusable during power outages, escalating into a broader debate over whether people still need to carry cash.

    Horiemon — what would he do with no cash at a “cash-only” shop? His trick has people saying “I never thought of that!”

    Entrepreneur Takafumi Horie (53) updated his official X (formerly Twitter) account by the 27th, revealing his solution for when you’re out of cash at a “cash-only” shop.

    Creative director Shimpei Takagi had posted: “Uh oh, I came to Kyoto without my cards or wallet. If my phone battery dies, I’m as good as dead.”

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Read the original article

    14AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:50
    "Our shop's account… well, we never actually signed up for online banking~"
    93AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:16
    Re: #14
    Doesn't matter for the person on the receiving end, does it?
    18AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:52
    A cash-only shop these days is basically saying "we're dodging taxes."
    135AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:31
    Re: #18
    Lol, "cash-only means tax evasion" — that take is 30 years out of date.
    143AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:32
    Re: #18
    They probably just don't want to eat the transfer fees.
    22AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:54
    Do shops really just hand out their bank account details that easily…?
    26AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:57
    Re: #22-23
    There's nothing wrong with sharing it — you can transfer money in, but you can't withdraw from someone else's account.
    29AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:58
    Re: #22
    What does this guy even think a bank account is?
    31AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:58
    Re: #22
    The transfer account is printed right on invoices, and any regular business partner basically already knows it. It's not some big secret.
    23AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:55
    A shop isn't a private citizen, it's a public-facing business…
    But a shop's bank account is still private info to the shop — would they really hand it over that easily (in an emergency)?
    For example, if someone eats at a cash-only place and has no cash, and says "give me your bank account, I'll pay electronically" — would they really give it out 100% of the time?
    25AnonymousSep 27, 2026 23:57
    Re: #23 continued
    No, they wouldn't necessarily give it out 100% of the time. If anything, refusal or trouble is more likely.
    There are mainly four reasons a shop would be reluctant — or refuse outright — to share their account info.

    〇1 Security and abuse risk: once someone else knows the account number and name, there's a risk of it being misused as a destination for scam transfers, or signed up for unauthorized direct debits.

    〇2 Confirmation hassle and time lag: with electronic transfers (like bank-transfer features), the shop may not be able to confirm the deposit on the spot (outside business hours, or due to system limits).

    〇3 Bookkeeping headaches: what should be recorded as cash sales becomes messy for bookkeeping and tax purposes once it's transferred into a personal (or separate) account instead.

    〇4 Store policy: at chain stores especially, any payment method or account disclosure not covered by the manual is almost always flatly forbidden.
    44AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:02
    My phone's heavy, so I keep a credit card, my Suica, and always a ¥10,000 bill tucked in a card case — light and convenient.
    92AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:16
    Re: #44
    Weird that people don't even think to carry ten ¥10,000 bills.
    50AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:05
    If I had a transfer history from Shohei Ohtani or Elon Musk, I'd be like whoaaa lol
    57AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:06
    Re: #50
    Only if you're the type who gets excited about that — normally it's just annoying.
    51AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:05
    Stubbornly refusing to keep even ¥20,000–30,000 in your pocket or wallet — I feel like something's wrong with your brain. If you can't change your environment, you're the one who has to change.
    66AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:08
    Re: #51
    Knowing full well that cash-only shops exist, and still not carrying cash…😿
    61AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:07
    There was a guy openly bragging about this online: he got a late-night ramen craving, the only place open was cash-only, so he bought something at a convenience store with electronic payment, returned it on the spot to get cash back, then went and ate at the ramen shop.

    That's just a nuisance to everyone around…
    63AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:08
    Re: #61
    If you're already at the convenience store, just pull cash from the ATM.
    74AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:11
    A cash-only shop isn't necessarily the kind of place that can instantly check whether a transfer's landed in its account…
    85AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:14
    Re: #74
    I mean, outside business hours you can't even confirm the transfer until the next day, right? Are they gonna keep the customer hostage at the shop till then?
    102AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:20
    What are people like this planning to do during a major earthquake? There were even areas that lost power from just a typhoon.
    112AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:23
    Re: #102
    During a big earthquake, wouldn't shops just be closed in the first place?
    121AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:26
    Re: #112
    If retailers aren't open, how would you buy food or supplies? Even during the Great East Japan Earthquake, convenience stores did their best to stay open, and trucks tried their hardest to keep delivering goods, didn't they?
    145AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:33
    Re: #112
    There were tons of stories about places barely staying open to sell supplies, but the power being out meant it had to be cash — and I thought, are these people even really Japanese? Well, I guess it's fine even if you don't eat for a few days, since you can get bread rations at an evacuation shelter, right?

    …That's what I thought, but then I googled it, and the fact that major newspapers and the police keep putting out warnings like this must mean there are plenty of clueless people who go "I don't carry cash~" and then get stuck with no cash when an actual disaster hits.

    Hokkaido M7 Earthquake
    "Cashless payment shows its fragility in disasters — cards unusable during power outage" 2018/9/8 23:08
    https://www.sankei.com/article/20180908-NYURJUUVJJLD7BPJ4RGOE7RCIE/

    "Cash after all" in disasters — Kyushu floods expose the fragility of cashless payment, July 20, 2020, 06:00
    https://www.tokyo-np.co.jp/article/43615

    Cashless payment doesn't work during power outages! "Keep cash in your disaster kit" — police say "coins in a coin case give peace of mind" too
    //www.kobe-np.co.jp/rentoku/omoshiro/202203/0015152097.shtml
    115AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:24
    Re: #1
    Nah, no cash, just call the police and be done with it.
    118AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:25
    Re: #115
    You know you can actually borrow a bit of cash from the police, right? (Japanese police boxes sometimes lend small amounts to stranded people.)
    117AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:25
    At a shop with nothing but a hired manager and part-timers, nobody even knows the account details, and there's no way they could confirm a deposit on the spot.

    It's a fantasy.
    123AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:27
    Re: #117
    Well, these days transfers within the same bank reflect instantly, and even between different banks some reflect within minutes.
    128AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:29
    Re: #121
    If the convenience store's open, you can use e-money there, or just withdraw cash.
    139AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:32
    Re: #128
    The POS systems would be dead, so shops staying open and selling whatever they had on hand for cash — that probably happened a bit.
    130AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:30
    Credit card and e-money payments have high fees, huh. Cash is best.
    134AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:31
    Re: #130
    Exchanging cash costs fees too, you know.
    138AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:32
    Re: #123
    It's not about the bank's systems — it's that whoever's actually at the shop can't look it up. There's no way they'd hand a part-timer the online banking login. Only the owner could pull that off.
    151AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:34
    Re: #138
    Can't they just contact the person in charge? That person could check it from wherever they are, right?
    156AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:34
    I'd probably just leave my driver's license as collateral and go withdraw cash at a convenience store.
    162AnonymousSep 28, 2026 00:35
    Re: #156
    Back in the day, people used to leave their license or a watch as collateral, yeah.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Cashless payment is convenient in normal times, but it stops working during power outages or communications failures — a point raised before during the 2018 Hokkaido earthquake and the 2020 Kyushu floods, with the Metropolitan Police Department and newspapers repeatedly urging people to “keep cash on hand for emergencies.” What split opinion in the thread was how practical the fix Horie and others proposed — “get the shop’s bank account and confirm it via online transfer” — actually is in real-world use. Plenty of practical questions came up: transfer fees and free-transfer limits, the fact that deposits can’t be confirmed outside business hours, and that part-time staff often lack the authority to look up account details — turning it into a debate that doesn’t resolve with a simple “just carry cash.” Note that whether Horie himself actually used this method to pay isn’t confirmed by the original article.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geinou/Sports News+) thread “[Horiemon] Takafumi Horie — what would he do with no cash at a “cash-only” shop? His trick has people saying “I never thought of that!”“