JoJo Part 7 Anime’s Rap Ending Theme Sparks 5ch Uproar: ‘Way Too Lame’

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A rap track used as the ending theme for the anime adaptation of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 7 (Steel Ball Run) has ignited debate on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyou G” board, with posters calling it “way too lame.” The thread went beyond simple pans of the song itself: some argued the past openings and endings (Part 3’s “Ora Ora Ora Ora,” or the Western tracks reportedly hand-picked by creator Hirohiko Araki) were already plenty lame, others questioned the production decision to go with a rap style in the first place, and still others debated the different ways anime songs versus hip-hop tend to be received. What started as one-sided criticism turned into a much broader back-and-forth.

What people said

2AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:26
85AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:34
Re: #2
Did generative AI make this?
5AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:28
Wasn't the guy who'd been doing the sound direction this whole time… didn't he pass away?
7AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:31
This applies to the whole JoJo anime, but why do the characters always talk like 'Isn't that RIGHT!?' with that weird rising pitch?
10AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:34
It's getting torn apart on YouTube too
11AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:34
Wait, this guy's supposedly one of Japan's top rappers? For real?
13AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:35
I mean, the openings up to now have been lame too, honestly
20AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:42
Re: #13
Parts 1 through 3 were good though
Part 2's was the same sutra-chant style but they made it stylish
101AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:59
Re: #13
It's getting bashed because they broke from the usual ending pattern AND the result sucked
The quality of the openings isn't the point here
14AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:35
Ever since it moved to Netflix I haven't been able to watch it, but did they stop using Western songs?
17AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:37
Even I, who only skimmed through it once at a manga cafe, can tell the lyricist never actually read the story — they clearly just imagined 'oh, it's about a horse race' and wrote from there. Honestly impressive in its own way.
Also, why's it sound like Buddhist sutra chanting?
18AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:38
Every part of this feels like it was made by a middle schooler drunk on main-character energy, it's rough
19AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:40
JoJo endings usually aren't very memorable, but this one's memorable in its own weird way
24AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:46
In Part 7 the President is the only cool one, the rest of the villains are pretty much all trash
26AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:47
Heard it for the first time and it's worse than I imagined, lol
27AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:47
Sounds like whoever made this thinks it's a manga about nothing but horse racing
28AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:48
Don't you dare go after the artist
If you're gonna blame someone, blame the producer who signed off on this
77AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
Re: #28
Nah, we're blaming both the ones who commissioned it AND the ones who took the job and handed back garbage
30AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:49
Even Yurian Retriever (a Japanese comedian known for a goofy rap gag) raps better than this
32AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:55
If this were the '90s, people would probably be calling this cool
33AnonymousSep 28, 2026 07:56
It's one of those 'so lame it loops back around to cool' things, right?
42AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:04
'Riding astride a super duper strong horse'

that line just cracks me up (an actual lyric from the song)
43AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:07
Re: #42
Honestly the only genuinely fun parts are the 1st Stage and the bits where Ringo and D4C do whatever they want, so it's not wrong
45AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:08
Why does this get bashed while Part 3's 'Ora Ora Ora Ora' opening gets a total pass?
48AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:11
Re: #45
Fair point
And honestly that 'Sono Chi no Sadame' (Fate of That Blood) line is pretty lame too
55AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:13
Re: #45
That one feels like it got a pass for being a 'special' opening
50AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:11
The only cool one is 'Last Train Home,' which Araki himself reportedly picked
56AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:13
Re: #50
The fact that he picked Pat Metheny Group is a nice touch
67AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:18
Turns out what people actually wanted was a proper anime song
If so, just get Creepy Nuts to make it
68AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:19
Re: #67
YOASOBI's rap parts were still better than this
69AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:19
Anime songs are beloved and huge hits worldwide, while Japanese hip-hop gets rejected across the board internationally
Guess that settles it: hip-hop ranks way below anime songs
72AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:23
Re: #69
Creepy Nuts count as anime songs too, don't they
88AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:39
Re: #69
This is 100% an anime song
71AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:23
Re: #68
Most people saying this song is lame don't think anime songs in general are lame
Probably just because they're used to hearing them all the time
But anime songs ARE lame too, honestly
So singling this one out as 'lame' feels a bit off
79AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:26
Re: #71
I don't know SBR well, but isn't it a serious story where people keep dying one after another?
Wouldn't a quieter, more somber song fit better?
Given it's set in the American Old West era, some people probably want that kind of mood too
95AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:43
Now THIS is a real rapper
https://youtu.be/zc-Z69S4SEY?si=0eIpqY7TDsTZbSuK
98AnonymousSep 28, 2026 08:46
Re: #95
lmaooooo

Background and key points of this discussion

The JoJo anime series has a history of distinctive opening and ending productions for each part, and the use of Western songs or tracks personally chosen by the series supervisor (such as “Last Train Home,” mentioned in comments #50 and #56) has often become a talking point. This time the target was the original rap track written for the Part 7 (Steel Ball Run) ending, and the thread mixed two distinct threads of criticism: one focused on the song’s low quality on its own merits, and another on dissatisfaction with the production choice to break from the series’ usual pattern without delivering the quality to back it up. As seen in comments #13, #20, and #101, some pushed back that past openings were plenty lame too, so this wasn’t simply a case of “only this one is bad.” One point readers might miss is that most of the criticism was aimed at the producers’ decision-making and the song’s composition, not at attacking the artist personally — the thread as a whole wasn’t centered on personal attacks.

*This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyou G) thread “JoJo Part 7’s Ending Rap Is Way Too Lame wwwwwwww.”

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