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  • EA’s BioWare to Shut Down After String of Flops — 5ch: “It Was Already Over by Anthem”

    It has come to light that BioWare, the EA-owned game studio, is shutting down. “Anthem,” released in 2019, was plagued by bugs and poor reviews from the start, and this year’s latest release, “Dragon Age: The Veilguard,” also ended up a commercial flop. Since this is a storied studio that built its reputation on the “Baldur’s Gate” series and the “Mass Effect” trilogy, reactions on 5ch’s Hardware/Industry board (known as “Geha”) were a mix of shock and “well, of course.” In the thread, some pinned the blame on EA’s cost-cutting and forced engine unification, while others pointed to the content of the studio’s recent games themselves.

    2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:02
    So much for the 'guaranteed masterpiece'…
    3AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:02
    The political correctness in Veilguard was brutal
    Non-binary characters and everything
    5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:06
    It went under because of PSW
    Guess it just didn't sell
    6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:07
    The last Mass Effect had PlayStation holding the promo rights
    That's just how your luck runs out
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:15
    It was already over by the time Anthem came out
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:18
    Wasn't Baldur's Gate 3 a GOTY winner?
    31AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:58
    Re: #11
    BioWare made Baldur's Gate 1 and 2
    3 was a different company
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:24
    They only made BG up through 2 — 3 was a different studio
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:25
    The previous game even won a GOTY award, and yet it fell this far
    I loved Inquisition, but I skipped Veilguard after hearing how bad the political correctness was, so honestly all I feel is 'serves them right'
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:26
    Baldur's Gate was a licensed game to begin with, anyway
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:29
    Somebody buy up the Anthem IP and bring it back! It's way too good to just waste.
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:30
    Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 were great games
    Sega did a solid job on the localization too
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:32
    Isn't this the studio where Saudi (or whoever) bought EA and stuck it with the debt from the deal?
    Going all-in on free-to-play might be fine short term, but I wonder if it holds up in the long run
    19AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:32
    They could've played it safe just alternating Mass Effect and Dragon Age releases, but they phoned in Mass Effect, made Anthem, then got 'woke' with Dragon Age and imploded
    20AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:33
    Another studio killed by political correctness, huh
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:38
    Re: #20
    Yeah, that's exactly the case here
    They used to make amazing games
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:37
    Dragon Age and Veilguard were recently being dumped for a few hundred yen at Joshin (electronics retail chain) and still didn't sell out
    23AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:45
    I played Mass Effect 3's online mode to death. Still boot it up every now and then
    Probably racked up close to 1000 hours on it
    I'd been dreaming they'd add online to the Legendary Edition, but that hope's completely dead now…
    24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:49
    So many studios have been shut down after getting pushed around by bean-counters like Microsoft ('MicroShit,' a derogatory nickname) and EA who care only about the money and have zero love for games
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 03:50
    Feels like it's been going downhill ever since EA got involved
    46AnonymousOct 22, 2026 04:39
    The excitement from Anthem's E3 reveal was incredible
    And yet here we are, left wondering how it ended up like this
    50AnonymousOct 22, 2026 04:42
    Re: #46
    If you've actually played Anthem, you'd know the flight and combat controls were genuinely top-tier among all games
    It was still good through the beta, but the in-house team may have already been falling apart by then thanks to political-correctness operatives gumming up the works
    76AnonymousOct 22, 2026 06:25
    Wasn't Anthem the one where Sony slapped a crude edit over the Microsoft version's trailer and aired it at E3?
    78AnonymousOct 22, 2026 06:27
    Re: #76
    Yep lol
    E3 was the peak
    87AnonymousOct 22, 2026 06:49
    The 'gatekeepers' (5ch slang for hardcore fanboys policing the fandom) are kicking up a fuss, but regular gamers (the Switch-and-PC crowd) have never even heard of this
    Maybe it carries some weight on their side of the fence, but since we have no idea what that is, the fuss just doesn't land for us
    98AnonymousOct 22, 2026 07:16
    Re: #87
    You're just a casual ('pig,' a derogatory term for fanboys) who only claims to play Switch and PC
    There's no way a real PC gamer wouldn't know Baldur's Gate
    92AnonymousOct 22, 2026 06:59
    A publisher where it's crystal clear EA is the cause of the collapse
    Forced to use the Battlefield engine (Frostbite) for cost-cutting, they churned out buggy game after buggy game, lost their best talent, and never recovered
    94AnonymousOct 22, 2026 07:04
    Re: #92
    Ending up under a trash publisher really is miserable

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    BioWare, founded in 1998 and known for “Baldur’s Gate” 1 & 2 and the “Mass Effect” trilogy, came under EA’s umbrella in 2007. “Baldur’s Gate 3,” which came up repeatedly in the thread, was actually developed by Larian Studios, a separate company that took over the franchise’s license — not BioWare — a correction several posters made themselves. “Anthem” reportedly struggled during development and continued to suffer from bugs after launch, and was ultimately shelved after EA floated a major overhaul plan that never came to fruition. EA has said the most recent release, “Dragon Age: The Veilguard,” also fell short of its internal sales targets, and this closure follows on from that. In the thread, some blame EA’s forced engine unification and cost-cutting, while others point to the content of the recent games themselves — it’s worth noting that the exact cause of the closure has not been pinned down as one or the other.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “EA’s BioWare Shuts Down After Anthem and Veilguard Flop.”

  • Why Calculators Still Sell in the Age of AI and Smartphones — Premium Model Sold Out in Six Weeks

    Even now, when it’s normal to calculate on a smartphone and use Excel or generative AI at work, Casio’s worldwide calculator shipments have stayed roughly flat over the past five years. A premium calculator the company released this April for ¥99,000 (tax included) sold out its domestic stock in about six weeks. On 5ch’s News Express+ board, this article sparked a wave of comments on “why calculators still sell today,” with posters divided over the different calculation logic used by smartphones versus calculators, and over how calculators, abacuses, and scientific calculators each still have their place.

    Everyday math on your smartphone, Excel or generative AI at work—

    With digital devices everywhere these days, it’s easy to assume the single-purpose “calculator” is nearing the end of its usefulness. And yet at industry leader Casio, worldwide shipment volumes haven’t dropped significantly at all over the past five years.

    In fact, an unusually high-end calculator the company launched this April at ¥99,000 (tax included) sold out its domestic allotment in about six weeks. At a time when high-performance devices are within everyone’s reach, why do calculators keep selling? We asked a Casio representative.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    12AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:26
    AI will mess up even basic arithmetic with positive numbers if you're not careful.
    142AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:09
    Re: #12
    Exactly. I had AI double-check some calculations once and it made quite a few mistakes lol. Would've been way more efficient to just have it write a one-off program instead.
    17AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:29
    The abacus isn't going down without a fight either.
    30AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:32
    Re: #17
    Honestly, the abacus isn't really practical unless you've gotten good enough to do it entirely in your head lol.
    64AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:43
    Re: #30
    These days it's America that's into abacus training. Meanwhile in Japan you've got working adults who are shaky even on their times tables. No way we're beating India or China.
    25AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:32
    Honestly, physical buttons are better than touchscreens for car dashboard controls too.
    193AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:29
    Re: #25
    True that. A rotary dial for temperature is about the easiest to use. Nowadays it's all just for looks.
    36AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:34
    I still use a scientific calculator.
    55AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:39
    Re: #36
    My high school used pocket computers instead of scientific calculators. Pocket computers are handy.
    69AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:45
    Re: #55
    It's Micom Detective (a retro "microcomputer detective" tokusatsu parody character)
    49AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:37
    Why do pawnshops punch numbers into a calculator and show it to the customer when buying stuff?
    53AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:38
    Re: #49
    Because it looks cool.
    67AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:45
    Re: #49
    By not showing the customer the calculation process and only revealing the final purchase price, it creates an atmosphere that makes them want to sell.
    57AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:40
    People who use a calculator even though Excel is right there—
    just throw your PC away already.
    201AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:31
    Re: #57
    Sometimes things just aren't entered in the spreadsheet yet, and going the extra mile like that shows you actually know the job.
    68AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:45
    On a smartphone, 20-10÷2 comes out to 15 unless you hit equals along the way
    On a calculator it comes out to 10 even without adding parentheses.
    79AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:47
    Re: #68
    Because it calculates following standard order of operations, it's really awkward for accounting-style work.
    94AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:52
    Re: #68
    What on earth are you even talking about?
    71AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:46
    Saw a construction worker on break yesterday using what looked like a flip phone (garake)
    Flip phones themselves can't actually be used anymore though, right?
    So does that mean it was one of those "feature phones"?
    118AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:01
    Re: #71
    Must be a 4G feature phone!
    I run a UQ Mobile Android smartphone plus a 4G feature phone with an Ahamo SIM in it
    Putting an Ahamo SIM in a 4G feature phone isn't really standard, so I'm thinking about porting my number (MNP)
    Maybe to povo or Japan Communications SIM
    82AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:48
    I don't really get the point of the abacus
    Isn't it faster to just write the calculation on paper than to think "add 1, so move one bead up; subtract 1, so move one bead down"?
    83AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:49
    Re: #82
    You're seriously underestimating the abacus.
    85AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:49
    PC keyboards haven't gone obsolete at all either.
    89AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:50
    Re: #85
    There's no real substitute for a keyboard
    And personally I'm the type who uses a mouse even with a laptop
    86AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:49
    I work in finance so I use an adding-list style calculator
    Once you're used to it, you can't go back.
    95AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:52
    Re: #86
    Those are rare these days
    A smartphone calculator is basically a stripped-down scientific calculator doing basic arithmetic, so it's useless for financial accounting
    87AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:50
    In the time it takes just to launch the app
    you could've already clack-clacked through it on a real one
    An abacus would do fine too
    91AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:51
    Re: #87
    The calculator app I use takes less than a second to open though.
    98AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:54
    Re: #1
    Not judging things with your own head, and leaving even the judgment itself to AI — that's the domestication of humanity.
    100AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:55
    Re: #98
    Looking at the thread title, how exactly did you connect this to AI?
    102AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:56
    I want at least 12 digits, minimum.
    107AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:58
    Re: #102
    With a Windows calculator app you can go as many digits as you like
    You can just use the numpad directly so it's no different from a real calculator
    And you can make the display text as big as you want too
    132AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:06
    Re: #107
    The numpad's on the right side — don't tell me you type on a calculator with your right hand?
    106AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:58
    Re: #100
    "Is the 'Calculator' Still Necessary in the Age of AI and Smartphones?"

    A calculator is a tool for making judgments with your own head, you know?

    Not thinking and judging with your own head, and leaving even the judgment to AI — that's the domestication of humanity.
    115AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:59
    Re: #106
    If you looked at the thread title and still can't see how this has nothing to do with AI, that's an issue that comes before you even start using AI.
    155AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:14
    3+5*10

    On a calculator: 80
    On a smartphone: 53
    159AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:16
    Re: #155
    53 is the correct answer though.
    162AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:17
    Re: #155
    As you can tell from how a smartphone calculator displays the whole expression you typed at the top
    it evaluates the entire formula at once

    A calculator, on the other hand, computes each number and symbol sequentially as you enter them
    170AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:22
    A dedicated device is fast.
    182AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:25
    Re: #170
    That's exactly the point — do you even need speed for this kind of calculation?
    What are you even calculating in the first place?

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Standard calculators use an “immediate execution” method that computes each symbol as it’s entered, while smartphone calculator apps are designed to parse the entire expression and respect operator precedence (processing multiplication and division first). The “3+5×10” example that came up in the thread — 80 on a calculator versus 53 on a smartphone — comes down to this difference; neither one is malfunctioning. This calculator behavior has historical roots in matching the entry-order calculations used at cash registers and in bookkeeping, giving it a practical use distinct from scientific calculators or Excel. The thread split between the view that “dedicated devices are unnecessary in the age of AI and smartphones” and the view that “calculators offer a usability accounting work can’t get anywhere else,” with a side debate also breaking out over the merits of learning the abacus.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (News Express+) thread “Is the “Calculator” Still Necessary in the Age of AI and Smartphones? Amid Fears of “Sales Halved”… Shipments Stay Nearly Flat, Why “Dedicated Devices” Still Win Out in a Multitasking Era.”

  • Futon Dryer’s ’50°C Kills Dust Mites’ Claim Had No Basis, Japan’s Consumer Affairs Agency Issues Order

    Japan’s Consumer Affairs Agency issued an administrative order on October 20 against the futon dryer ‘FLEURISTE,’ which had advertised mite removal and antibacterial effects, for violating the Act against Unjustifiable Premiums and Misleading Representations (misleading representation regarding superiority). Ad claims like “rapidly heats to 50°C, the temperature that kills mites, and dries” had no reasonable basis, and since its December 2021 launch the product reportedly earned hundreds of millions of yen in some years. The agency also found the company had engaged in stealth marketing — paying influencers to post favorable content without disclosing it was sponsored. On 5ch, a thread debated the product’s real-world effectiveness, with comments like “does 50°C really kill mites?” and “models that just insert a nozzle can’t heat the whole thing,” alongside personal accounts of alternatives like laundromats and sun-drying.

    The Consumer Affairs Agency announced on the 20th that it had found cosmetics retailer “giobai” (Shibuya Ward, Tokyo) in violation of the Act against Unjustifiable Premiums and Misleading Representations (misleading representation regarding superiority), over advertising for a household futon dryer that claimed mite-removal and antibacterial effects without any basis, and issued an order requiring the company to prevent recurrence.

    According to the announcement, between July and September 2024 the company advertised the futon dryer “FLEURISTE,” sold on its own website and elsewhere, with claims such as “rapidly heats to 50°C, the temperature that kills mites, and dries” and “3D warm air that reaches every corner.” When the agency examined the materials the company submitted, it found no reasonable basis backing up the ads. The product had been on sale since December 2021, and reportedly earned hundreds of millions of yen in some years.

    The company’s website also featured images of paid influencers’ favorable posts on social media. Because the company didn’t disclose that it had commissioned these posts, the agency also found it in violation of the same law for engaging in stealth marketing.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / original article here

    4AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:17
    Taking it to the laundromat is the right call.
    153AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:45
    Re: #4
    In summer just leave it in the car.
    Free.
    5AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:17
    For killing mites, just take it to a laundromat futon dryer — costs about 200 yen.
    130AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:32
    Re: #5
    Don't tell anyone I sometimes go run my bedridden mom's futon through the dryer when it's covered in… bodily waste.
    158AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:48
    Re: #5
    In summer you can just leave it in the car too.
    6AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:18
    So 'influencer' means a self-important nobody who helps push fraudulent ads for some pocket change?
    18AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:28
    Re: #6
    Pretty much, but the real problem here is specifically the lack of an ad disclosure.
    10AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:20
    What about the Korean one? It was popular for a while.
    108AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:14
    Re: #10
    You mean the UV light ones.
    Looked good at first glance, but they were being sold everywhere online.
    12AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:22
    Is it actually confirmed that mites die at 50°C?
    123AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:25
    Re: #12
    Some of them do die.
    Some don't.
    146AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:42
    Re: #12
    Wasn't it 50°C for 30 minutes or more?
    179AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:06
    Re: #12
    70°C.

    A car interior in summer does it in one shot.
    20AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:28
    Just dry it under a black plastic sheet on a sunny day.
    65AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:46
    Re: #20
    Clear plastic actually raises the inside temperature more, y'know.
    21AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:29
    For a cheap futon, is it better to just buy a new one, or wash it and run it through a laundromat dryer?
    151AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:44
    Re: #21
    Put it in a bag and set off a Barusan (a Japanese fumigant insecticide bomb) on it.
    22AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:30
    Just toss it in the car parked outside on a sunny day.
    95AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:59
    Re: #22
    Depending on where you live, there's a season when it won't get hot enough.
    33AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:33
    You don't need to air it out or use a futon dryer.

    Just vacuum it.
    They say that's actually the most effective method.
    45AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:39
    Re: #33
    If you do it thoroughly you can suck up the carcasses too, so I think it's effective, but most people only do it half-heartedly — which is why heat-washing, which wipes them out completely, seems like the better bet, no?
    55AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:42
    Instead of just shooting it down, give us an alternative for how to actually kill them.
    61AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:44
    Re: #55
    The Consumer Affairs Agency, you mean?
    57AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:43
    My futon had been in use for so long that I started getting bothered by mites, so I tried anti-mite sprays, sheets, vacuuming, soaking the futon cover in hot water in the bathtub…
    It was a hassle every year, but in the end I threw everything out, pillow included, and got new stuff — that's what finally fixed it.

    If your futon's torn, just throw it out. There's no saving it.
    66AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:46
    Re: #57
    Generally speaking, the mites that live in futons don't actually bite people — allergies aside.
    If you were bitten, it's probably caused by "iedani" (house mites carried in by rats and other rodents).
    I got hit by those once and had a rough time dealing with it.
    69AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:47
    Taking it to the laundromat is just faster.
    81AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:53
    No fine? Are the bureaucrats idiots or something?
    89AnonymousOct 21, 2026 17:58
    Re: #81
    Bureaucrats keep pushing for the law to be revised, but politicians won't move on it.
    Apparently revising laws is a huge pain.
    105AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:13
    https://static.tokyo-np.co.jp/image/article/size1/2/b/1/b/2b1ba761a752c3fa67dda6812acacd5b_1.jpg
    What is this??
    There's no way something like this can heat the whole thing above 50°C.
    For reference, Panasonic's uses a dedicated mat.
    Unfolding the mat is a pain, but it properly heats and dries the whole thing.
    https://r.r10s.jp/g/gran_img/ho/PED/KF4/6EN/OCU/54c3a08d8e2774cc51193ab767411713.jpg
    116AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:23
    So which is it with this product —
    • did the hot air never actually reach the mite-killing 50°C, yet they advertised as if it did,
    or
    • does 50°C hot air just not actually kill mites, yet they advertised as if it does?
    …which one?
    121AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:24
    Re: #116
    Re: #105 It doesn't even use a mat, you just stick the air nozzle in.
    Something like that can't heat and dry the whole thing.
    145AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:41
    Re: #138
    Re: #105 The kind where you just stick the nozzle in can't heat and dry the whole thing.
    In other words, it's pointless.
    You need a dedicated mat that circulates the hot air.
    162AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:50
    Re: #105
    The old Toshiba futon dryer I have at home is just like that.
    161AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:50
    They're not gonna die at 50°C.
    Especially not in a short time.
    164AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:52
    Re: #161
    Proteins denature irreversibly, so if it actually gets up to 50°C properly, wouldn't they die?
    165AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:53
    Re: #161
    I've seen experiments showing they die in seconds if they have nowhere to escape to.

    But a futon is just a mass of fibers full of hiding places, so wiping them all out is tough.
    174AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:02
    I'm covered in mites too, my face and head are itchy.
    50°C for 30+ minutes, huh. Wonder if my body can take that…
    176AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:05
    Re: #174
    A mat-type futon dryer will wipe them out instantly, no problem.
    187AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:13
    Re: #174
    Why not just use Frontline Plus (a flea/tick treatment for pets)?

    Background and key points of this discussion

    Japan’s Act against Unjustifiable Premiums and Misleading Representations bars advertising that makes a product’s performance look significantly better than it actually is — a violation known as “misleading representation regarding superiority.” The Consumer Affairs Agency’s administrative order requires the business to prevent recurrence and notify the general public. Since October 2023, stealth marketing — having someone post without disclosing they were paid to — has also fallen under this law’s regulations, and this case is seen as an example of that provision being applied. The thread’s opinions split over whether mites really die at 50°C, with some claiming they die instantly and others arguing sustained heating for 30+ minutes is needed. Since mite die-off depends not just on temperature but on heating duration and whether the heat actually reaches the inside of the futon, this overlaps with the point of this order — that a temperature claim alone can’t guarantee effectiveness. Commenters also pointed out a structural difference in real-world effectiveness between simple dryers that just insert a nozzle and types that use a dedicated mat to circulate hot air, offering some useful info for anyone shopping for one.

    *This article is composed of excerpts and a summary from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “Futon Dryer ‘FLEURISTE’ Advertised as ‘Rapidly Heating to the Mite-Killing 50°C’ — Consumer Affairs Agency Orders Correction Over Baseless Claims, Product Earned Hundreds of Millions of Yen Some Years.”

  • Japan’s Average Annual Income of ¥5.19 Million Ranks 24th in the World — 5ch: “Our Productivity Is Just Low”

    A global ranking of average annual incomes placed Japan’s ¥5.19 million (about $34,660) at 24th place. The fact that Japan, once known as an economic powerhouse, has sunk to levels close to South Korea and Lithuania became a hot topic on 5ch. In the thread, the claim that “productivity is low, yet wages still aren’t rising” collided with the counterargument that “the drop in ranking is simply the weak yen at work,” and the discussion spread further into the gap between regular and non-regular employment, and the pros and cons of Japan’s lifetime employment system.

    (Omitted)

    Which country has the highest “average annual income” in the world?

    Out of nowhere, here’s a simple question.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    10AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:49
    Japanese labor productivity isn't actually low compared to Westerners, yet wage levels are way below theirs.
    The population just keeps shrinking — this country is declining exactly the way it's bound to.
    88AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:09
    Re: #10
    Our productivity is low, is why.
    97AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:12
    Re: #10
    It's insanely low, no question.

    And on top of that, there's a mismatch between what's needed and the quality on offer.
    36AnonymousOct 21, 2026 18:55
    LOL

    In the US, some locations charge $17.60 (¥2,760) for a Big Mac
    Households earning $45,000/year (¥7 million) have stopped going to McDonald's
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emK1T_60H6g&t=135s

    No wonder people stopped talking about the "Big Mac Index" lol

    Also, the reality of a country called America falling apart
    All of it testimony straight from locals
     ↓
    American fast food is broken
    //www.youtube.com/watch?v=htVW57MwHnk

    Since 2020, everything's gone off the rails
    //www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8PuebNSyY

    Seriously, the whole world has turned into one giant scam.
    //www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4rjA7KCpkg
    100AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:12
    Re: #36
    By the Big Mac Index, Japan 🇯🇵😂 is now so poor it even loses to China
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HURYd3CbUAAlRad.jpg
    106AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:13
    Re: #100
    Then hurry up and move to China for good.

    Why don't you?
    138AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:22
    Re: #100
    That's just because labor costs are dirt cheap there.

    Was browsing Reddit and foreigners were mocking Japan, saying it's now a country that can't even out-earn China. Brought tears to my eyes.
    https://www.reddit.com/r/teachinginjapan/s/ufR924PzcT
    60AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:00
    As of 2025 it was already 25th, so by now it's dropped even further.

    18th New Zealand
    19th France
    20th Slovenia
    21st Spain
    22nd Italy
    23rd South Korea
    24th Lithuania
    25th Japan
    26th Estonia
    27th Bulgaria
    28th Czech Republic
    29th Portugal
    30th Latvia
    67AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:03
    Re: #60
    It's only falling because of the weak yen.
    Enjoy gloating while it lasts.
    130AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:20
    Re: #60
    A country that's just got a lot of people in it, that's all.
    111AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:16
    Just stop thinking of it as a developed country and you'll be fine.

    Though keep that up and Southeast Asia will probably overtake us before long.
    112AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:17
    Re: #111
    Vietnam and Thailand will probably pass us within a few years.
    That's how far we've declined.
    118AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:17
    No wonder the ranking keeps dropping.

    125AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:19
    Seriously, can we just use the median for income already.
    137AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:22
    Re: #125
    Apparently Switzerland's median annual income is ¥16.8 million.
    Wouldn't that make the gap even bigger lol
    181AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:31
    Re: #137
    Knowing the facts matters, doesn't it?
    189AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:33
    Re: #137
    Switzerland is nuts…
    139AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:22
    Average annual income for regular employees: ¥5.45 million
    Average annual income for non-regular employees: ¥2.06 million
    That's according to a Mitsubishi UFJ survey.

    This gap between regular and non-regular employment is the worst in the OECD, and this dual labor structure is one of the reasons Japan is declining.
    It needs fixing, urgently.
    143AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:24
    Re: #138
    Well, obviously.
    As Re: #139 also shows, Japan's dual labor structure is about the worst in the world.
    That's exactly why Japan's economy isn't growing.
    144AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:24
    Re: #139
    Can you actually explain why the dual labor structure is causing Japan's decline?
    155AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:26
    Re: #139
    It's because of membership-style employment (lifetime employment), which Japan is the only country in the world still doing.

    Every other country runs on job-based employment.

    What Takenaka (the economist) says is right.
    168AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:29
    Companies can't cut wages and can't easily lay people off.
    So when business turns bad, they cut back hiring and lean on outsourcing instead, since that's easy to cut loose.
    184AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:32
    Re: #168
    And that outsourcing just feeds a chain of middlemen skimming their cut.

    Honestly a garbage country.

    I doubt Japan is even capable of reforming itself at this point — it's just going to ride this out to wherever it ends up.
    199AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:35
    Re: #168
    But it's exactly that mindset — wages won't drop, you won't get fired that easily — that let people take out ¥40-50 million mortgages in the first place.
    231AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:40
    3. The currency used in everyday life is the "US dollar"
    (This matters a lot more now that the yen is weak)

    Obviously, Americans are paid in dollars and pay their living expenses in dollars.
    Whether the exchange rate is ¥110 or ¥150 to the dollar, the local "value of a dollar" and their purchasing power there doesn't suddenly change.
    When the yen weakens, it's only the yen-converted income figure that jumps — it doesn't mean Americans are actually getting richer.
    238AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:41
    Re: #231
    In real terms wages are rising over there, so that's not true.
    257AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:45
    Re: #238
    So basically the only difference between Japan's income and other countries' comes down to the gap in real wage growth rates, right?
    Wonder what percentage that is.
    278AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:49
    Re: #257
    Same as point 1 — prices (in real terms) don't change.
    291AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:52
    Re: #257
    In other words, the weak yen just means we're losing out when we buy things — our real earnings are shrinking.
    292AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:52
    If you think Japan is hopeless, go take a trip to India.
    You'll come back thinking Japan is still a developed country after all.
    298AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:53
    Re: #292
    You really do love looking down on others, huh.
    301AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:53
    Re: #292
    Don't worry, we'll get overtaken sooner than you think.
    303AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:54
    Re: #292
    Back in the Edo period, people used to vent with the saying: don't live looking up at those above you, live looking down at those below you.
    314AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:56
    I heard that in Scandinavia taxes are so high your take-home pay ends up being about half your gross salary.
    324AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:57
    Re: #314
    Japan's pretty much the same, lol.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    This kind of “global average income ranking” compares each country’s figures after converting them into dollars, so the rankings tend to swing a lot just from exchange-rate movements. In the thread, the view that “the numbers are only sinking because of the weak yen” sat right alongside the view that “Japan’s labor productivity is simply low to begin with” — both touch on part of the truth, which is why opinions split. The income gap between regular and non-regular employees, and the idea that Japan’s distinctive membership-style (lifetime) employment system is holding wage growth back, are also arguments long raised in labor economics, and this thread’s discussion is really an extension of that same debate. The ranking numbers alone are easy to read at a glance, but it’s worth noting that two separate issues — “apparent swings from currency conversion” and “the real disparities produced by Japan’s domestic employment structure” — are being talked about as if they were the same thing within this single ranking.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary from the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “[Global Average Income] Japan’s Average Annual Income of “¥5.19 Million” Ranks 24th in the World!? The Real State of Pay Around the Globe.”

  • Drunk-Driving Test: 4 Beers + 4 Glasses of Wine — 5ch Reacts: ‘Driving Instructor Like “Wait, I HAVE to Ride Along!?”‘

    A female reporter for Ryukyu Asahi Broadcasting (QAB) drank 4 cans of beer and 4 glasses of wine in about an hour as part of a report on the dangers of drunk driving. After confidently stating she was “fine to drive,” she got behind the wheel on a driving school course — and ended up hitting a crash-test mannequin. Footage of the segment went viral on social media and became a hot topic on 5ch. Thread reactions were split between shock at how much she drank and suspicion that the whole stunt was staged for dramatic effect, with many posters also noting that she didn’t look very drunk at all.

    Drink 4 cans of beer and 4 glasses of wine in about an hour, then grab the wheel of a car. A test segment by a female reporter at Ryukyu Asahi Broadcasting (QAB), meant to illustrate the dangers of drunk driving, has drawn huge attention on social media. While many were stunned by the sheer amount of alcohol involved, what happened once she started driving drove home just how dangerous drunk driving really is.

    “I’m a little tipsy, but I’m confident I can drive.”

    The October 15 QAB news segment titled “How Does Drinking Affect Driving? Our Reporter Tries Drunk Driving” has become a talking point.

    Source: shueisha.online / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:05
    She wasn't drunk at all — she hit it on purpose to match what the show wanted.
    5AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:06
    Being confident about your driving has nothing to do with drunk driving.
    6AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:06
    Aren't there way too many threads being started that have nothing to do with sports/entertainment news? Is whoever's starting them drunk too?
    105AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:55
    Re: #6 They're clearly confident in their thread-starting skills.
    7AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:06
    Well yeah, if she drove safely afterward it wouldn't make for much of a TV segment.
    21AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:12
    Re: #7 So you're saying it was staged.
    8AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:06
    If you're in Okinawa, you gotta go with awamori (local Okinawan liquor)!
    9AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:07
    Nice drinking form! And that satisfied face after drinking — makes me want a drink too.
    10AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:07
    I can hold my liquor pretty well too, but once I was just re-parking a mini-truck on my grandparents' big farm and ended up scraping it. Your eyes seem to be seeing everything fine, but your focus keeps cutting out here and there — it's genuinely dangerous.
    12AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:08
    Director: "Okay, now hit it!"
    14AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:09
    Nobody drinks that much in an hour even at a drinking party.
    42AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:24
    Re: #14 But people who actually cause accidents often drink even more than that.
    85AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:45
    Re: #14 The whole point of the setup was to get her properly plastered before driving — it's just that this woman can hold her liquor so well she doesn't look drunk at all.
    15AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:09
    I can't really drink, but do women who love alcohol only date guys who can also drink a lot?
    16AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:10
    Beer hits differently depending on whether it's a 500ml or 350ml can. And wine will really get you drunk — never drive after that.
    18AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:10
    That's extreme lol. 4 beers and 4 glasses of wine? Of course you'd get drunk from that.
    22AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:12
    Orion Beer, 500ml x4 cans 🍺
    Ryukyu awamori, 4 glasses 🍶

    Reporter: "I'm totally confident I can drive 🤗 o゚。(´Д`//)*hiccup*"
    23AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:12
    Re: #1 That pace is way too fast lol. Drink at that speed and you won't even be able to walk straight, let alone drive.
    25AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:13
    0.5mg of alcohol per liter of breath — for a normal person that's full-on falling-down drunk. Can't walk straight, can't speak clearly, can barely hold a conversation, and honestly could pass out on the spot.
    33AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:19
    It's interesting that the reporter herself goes through the experience for the segment.

    Re: #25 Watching the video, she only looks slightly more cheerful than usual, so maybe she really can hold her liquor.
    27AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:14
    Drinking that volume of alcohol in one hour — isn't acute alcohol poisoning actually the scarier risk here, more than the driving itself?
    28AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:15
    Calling that just "a little tipsy"… Okinawans, man.
    29AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:15
    Even knowing it's just a mannequin, watching the hit-and-run footage is unpleasant.
    38AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:21
    This is basically the classic "I'm not even drunk lol, I'm TOTALLY confident I can drive" scenario — so is this really a valid test? Well, but I guess this is probably exactly how real repeat drunk drivers think… their brains have already shrunk from it. Cars should really just shift toward alcohol-detection systems that won't let the engine start if you're over the limit. Seems doable.
    52AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:27
    Re: #1 Even so, the reporter commented, "I'm a little tipsy, but I'm confident I can drive," and started driving the course at the driving school with an instructor riding along.

    Instructor: ("…wait, I have to ride in THIS?!")
    57AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:29
    Re: #52 Should be fine if it's a car meant for driving-school training.
    58AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:30
    If a Tokyo TV station tried this, they'd get flooded with complaints. Okinawa's a lot more easygoing.
    61AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:31
    Re: #58 Even though the police were running it.
    72AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:37
    They should make this mandatory for driving school and license renewals lol.
    103AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:53
    Re: #72 A lot of rural testing centers are in out-of-the-way places, and people drive there for renewals, so that wouldn't really work.
    74AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:40
    Actual habitual drunk drivers tend to drive super safely, since getting caught would end everything for them.
    77AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:42
    Re: #74 They'd get caught at a checkpoint though.
    93AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:47
    Is this not an issue since it happened at a driving school?
    98AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:48
    Re: #93 Because it was organized by the police department.

    Background and Key Points of Debate

    “Reporter tries drunk driving” segments like this one are a recurring format, regularly produced in cooperation with police and driving schools to raise awareness of the dangers of drunk driving — this isn’t unique to Okinawa; local stations across Japan have run similar features. As pointed out in the thread, this particular segment was also organized by a police department using a driving school course. The debate split along two lines: whether having her drink heavily in a short time was simply “dramatization to highlight the danger” or just “an excessive stunt,” and surprise that the reporter herself didn’t appear very drunk. It’s also worth noting that most readers aren’t familiar with exactly what breath-alcohol levels trigger license revocation or criminal penalties in Japan, making it hard to judge how the amount she drank compares to the alcohol levels typically involved in real drunk-driving accidents.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Entertainment/Sports News+) thread ““4 Beers and 4 Glasses of Wine in One Hour” — Female Reporter’s Drunk-Driving Test Goes Viral After She Says ‘I’m Confident I Can Drive’ Then Hits a Mannequin, Shocking SNS [Ailuropoda melanoleuca★].”

  • Home Consoles Face Uncertain Future as Prices Soar — 5ch: ‘Phones and PCs Might Be All You Need’

    Gaming industry analysts have found that the home console market plateaus at roughly 200 million people per generation, with Gen Z and Gen Alpha gravitating toward mobile, PC, and platforms like Roblox instead of consoles. Xbox, which is trying to rebuild its brand, reportedly has only about 100 million daily active users. The report sparked a split debate on 5ch’s gaming industry board over whether rising hardware costs threaten the survival of home consoles. Data showing global smartphone shipments fell 20% year-over-year due to surging memory prices was also brought into the mix, fueling an argument over whether phones or consoles are actually worse off.

    Industry analysts pointed out that “the biggest challenge companies face is rising hardware costs.”

    Other analysts further noted that the home console market has plateaued at around 200 million people per generation, and that Gen Z and Gen Alpha tend to choose mobile, PC, and platforms like Roblox over home consoles. They laid out the tough spot Xbox is in as it tries to revive its brand, with daily active users currently stuck at around 100 million.

    Source: gamespark.jp / Original article here

    3AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:31
    But the PS4 didn't even sell at ¥19,800, did it?
    14AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:39
    Re: #3
    So it was cheaper than the Switch Lite.
    4AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:31
    Casual phones, PCs for the otaku crowd — looks like that's all anyone will need.
    78AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:24
    Re: #4
    iPhonebeo: "Oh, is that so?" (riffing on comedian Seyarokaman's catchphrase, used here sarcastically)
    16AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:40
    Memory prices are slamming the brakes on smartphone shipments, so why is it only consoles getting singled out?

    According to preliminary data released October 12 by market research firm Counterpoint Research, global smartphone shipments for July-September 2026 fell 20% year-over-year, the lowest Q3 level since 2012. Tight memory chip supply and rising costs are weighing heavily on the market.
    https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/148445eb420cfd5169626f5fd5ad8f5f453269c2
    17AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:41
    Re: #16
    That's because they're daily necessities.
    That's exactly why phones and PCs are holding strong 😁
    21AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:42
    Re: #16
    Everyone's probably just holding off on upgrading, praying their phone doesn't break, and squeezing years more out of it.
    23AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:43
    Even if consoles die out, Nintendo will be the last one standing thanks to its unbeatable IP lineup.
    PlayStation would drop dead instantly.
    42AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:04
    Re: #23
    Right now Microsoft's the one with the strongest IP lineup, though.
    30AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:51
    Even ¥100,000+ would be a hard sell, so ¥200,000+ is just impossible.
    Consoles will lose their reason to exist and Steam will scoop up everything.
    Nintendo's probably the only one that survives — though it won't move big numbers.
    34AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:57
    Re: #30
    Even Nintendo's probably done for.
    Even now, only about a third of my class owns a Switch 2.
    31AnonymousOct 21, 2026 19:52
    Re: #28
    IP assets.
    What's left of Sony Interactive Entertainment once you strip away home consoles?
    37AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:00
    Re: #31
    Sony itself would remain.
    What, are you gonna print Mario on hanafuda cards and sell those? (Nintendo's original business was hanafuda playing cards)
    47AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:07
    Consoles' fate hinges on how long the Switch 2 can hold the line at ¥60,000.
    52AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:12
    Re: #47
    Are we only talking about Japan here?
    The Switch 2 runs the equivalent of ¥79,000 in the US and ¥89,000 in the UK.
    56AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:14
    Re: #52
    Oh, so the currency in the US and UK is yen now, is it?
    98AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:40
    Re: #52
    People this dumb really exist, huh.
    Too embarrassing to even live with yourself.
    51AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:11
    People are already sick of mobile games.
    53AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:13
    Re: #51
    Where's your proof?
    59AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:15
    Re: #53
    LOL, Japan's apparently projected to get massively sick of it.
    57AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:14
    Re: #56
    Can't you tell that's just been converted for easier reading?
    63AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:17
    Re: #57
    Even calling it a "benchmark," that's the other-language version, right? Prices don't change between language versions.
    58AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:15
    This is why every gamer should've just bought the Xbox Series S back when it was ¥30,000.
    60AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:16
    Re: #58
    Not denying Microsoft's foolish, but gamers are even more foolish than that.
    These guys always argue from pure emotion.
    68AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:19
    Re: #59
    No, we're the ones getting left behind by the rest of the world.
    This is an era where you can't run a business on Japan alone, what with the shrinking, aging population.
    69AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:21
    Re: #68
    That "growing worldwide" thing is just a rough guess like "the market's expanding so it'll probably grow about this much," right?
    There's no actual title-level milestone data, you're just writing whatever.
    76AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:24
    Re: #69
    No, that's data from the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications?
    What part of that is "rough"?
    82AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:28
    If the "smartphones are the real threat" theory were true, the Switch wouldn't have been a hit.
    85AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:30
    Re: #82
    No, actually the Switch market is smaller than not just mobile games but even PC gaming.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    Both smartphones and game consoles are grappling with the same root cause of rising prices — a tight supply of DRAM and NAND memory chips — so consoles aren’t being singled out. Counterpoint Research’s “20% shipment decline” figure is a global number, and it’s easy to misread slowing domestic replacement demand as proof the whole market is shrinking. In the thread, one poster misread overseas Switch 2 prices listed in dollars and pounds as if they were yen and claimed the console was “expensive,” only to get called out for confusing currencies — the mix-up between exchange rates and pricing became one of the thread’s talking points. Note that this article omits a later exchange of personal attacks and insults between two posters in the thread, since it had nothing to do with the main topic.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Hardware/Industry [Geha]) thread “Home Game Consoles, Notice of Termination….”

  • Critical PHP Vulnerability: National Cyber Unit Issues Warning, Patch Set to Drop at 11pm

    The PHP development team announced on October 21, 2026 that it will release a patch fixing two critical vulnerabilities at 11:00 PM Japan time. Japan’s National Cyber Unit responded on its official X (formerly Twitter) account with a warning of its own, urging operators of public-facing websites to check whether they’re running PHP and to be ready to apply the patch the moment it drops. Around the time of the announcement, a string of web services began going into maintenance one after another, and 5ch threads buzzed with comments like “once the patch is out, attack code will get auto-generated from the diff,” along with debate over how everyone would cope once 11pm hit.

    National Cyber Unit (Alerts & Warnings) @cyber_forecast

    1:01 PM · October 21, 2026

    PHP’s security team has issued a warning about two critical vulnerabilities. Please check whether your public-facing website uses PHP, and be ready to apply the fix patch — set for release at 11:00 PM Japan time on October 21 — as quickly as possible.

    Source: x.com / original post here

    3AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:14
    The Digital Agency be like, 'Yeah, totally, right!'
    35AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:32
    Re: #3
    The Digital Agency's whole job is pushing digital transformation to cut labor costs — security was never really their department.
    166AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:17
    Re: #3
    And here I thought they were the 'My Number Card Agency' (a nickname mocking the Digital Agency for fixating on Japan's national ID card system over, you know, actual security)
    4AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:15
    So that's why a bunch of sites went down — they're getting ready for this?
    7AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:16
    Re: #4
    Yep. The second the new version drops, AI will generate attack code straight from the diff against the old version. If you don't take your service offline before release, you're toast.
    5AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:15
    What even is PHP?
    11AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:17
    Re: #5
    That publisher that puts out all those cheesy self-help paperbacks (a joke mixing up the programming language with PHP Institute, an unrelated Japanese publishing house)
    22AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:23
    Re: #5
    PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor
    47AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:39
    Re: #5
    In math, it's short for the pigeonhole principle
    33AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:30
    Tons of sites are going into maintenance mode and locking down access.
    45AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:39
    Re: #33
    The ones that actually posted a maintenance notice are such a relief.
    38AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:33
    I bet the big-name sites will pull off emergency maintenance just fine.
    But this is Japan.
    Who knows how this'll actually go.

    "Who's the admin here?! We've got an urgent issue with our company's web server!"
    The boss: "I'm out wining and dining clients right now. Ugh — fine, here, I'll just give you the password."
    42AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:37
    Re: #38
    "Protect your own information yourself" — Digital Minister Furukawa
    www.jiji.com/jc/article?k=2026100600559
    40AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:34
    Is 5ch gonna be okay?
    43AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:37
    Re: #40
    Click the wrong banner ad and you might get bounced straight to a site that's already been compromised.
    54AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:43
    Will this affect Hiroshi Abe's homepage? (a famously bare-bones, ancient fan site for the actor, long a running joke online for how simple and seemingly indestructible it is)
    76AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:50
    People basically split into two types: memory-types and thinking-types.

    PHP drama is just par for the course at this point.

    Re: #40
    Isn't 5ch running on Perl anyway?

    Re: #54
    Hiroshi Abe's site is hand-written raw HTML.
    So it's completely unaffected.
    48AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:41
    Years of skimping on IT investment are all catching up at once.
    50AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:42
    Re: #48
    The US and Europe are getting hit way harder than Japan on this one, so it's not really a Japan-policy issue specifically.
    103AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:59
    Re: #48
    Honestly we'd have been better off never going digital at all. Switch back to phone and fax.
    63AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:47
    The moment the official patch drops, attackers run a diff analysis comparing the code before and after the fix.

    ↓

    That exposes the "answer key" to the whole world — exactly where the hole was (the vulnerability itself).

    ↓

    AI reverse-engineers it within minutes and starts mass-hunting every unpatched server that hasn't updated yet.

    ↓

    Game over.
    71AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:49
    Re: #63
    Surely the official team has already accounted for that risk? Isn't that a bit too obvious to miss?
    77AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:50
    Re: #71
    No matter how well the official side handles it, it's whoever's actually applying the patch that's the weak link…
    79AnonymousOct 21, 2026 20:51
    Re: #71
    I asked an AI about it — apparently even after PHP officially announces the fix, distros like RHEL still take several hours to verify the patch before pushing it to their repos.
    115AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:02
    I mean, plenty of places will need a full version upgrade even after the patch comes out.
    Sorry, that's us too lol
    128AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:06
    Re: #115
    The AI was saying that on anything below PHP 8, you might need to modify your own code just to get it running again after the patch.
    133AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:08
    Re: #115
    Oh no…
    What do I even do. Took it offline with no recovery timeline for now, and honestly there's no real ETA in sight.
    120AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:04
    Anyone pulling overtime for this?
    131AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:06
    Re: #120
    Once it hits 11pm I'll be handling maybe 10 cases or so. Haven't heard a peep from the clients though.
    141AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:11
    Re: #131
    Whoa, a frontline defender right here in the thread. Good luck out there!
    153AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:14
    Re: #131
    The AI said that even once PHP announces at 11pm, it probably won't show up in the repos right away.
    Guess it depends on whether you're pulling updates through the kernel-side packages or something like the Remi repo.
    136AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:09
    Dreading the flood of emergency meetings with partner companies starting tomorrow.
    143AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:12
    Re: #136
    Your response time is way too slow lmaooo
    Though realistically, most companies are probably exactly like this.
    154AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:15
    Re: #136
    Stop shaking and just handle it now.
    187AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:23
    People on Twitter are saying the world's gonna go crazy at 11pm!!! But why 11pm specifically??
    11pm is just when the patch gets released — isn't the actually dangerous part right now, before it's even out???
    198AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:25
    Re: #187
    The logic is: once the patch is released, the diff reveals exactly where the weak spot is, which means cyberattacks ramp up. Though honestly it's probably already bad right now too.
    203AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:25
    Re: #187
    Because once the patch drops, you can tell exactly where the security hole was.
    208AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:26
    Re: #187
    Yep. It's already bad — that's why services everywhere are shutting down.
    196AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:24
    Niconico seems to be in real trouble — but personal info and stuff is still safe, right?
    215AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:27
    Re: #196
    What are you talking about, they're doing the whole PHP thing, you know, THAT thing.
    216AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:27
    Re: #196
    Them being down right now just means they're taking it offline as a precaution until the patch drops.
    If anything, the sites that AREN'T down right now are the scary ones.

    Background and Key Points of This Topic

    PHP underpins a huge share of the world’s websites and content management systems, so releasing a patch for a critical vulnerability has wide-reaching consequences. The thread’s recurring claim that “attacks ramp up once the patch is out” reflects a well-known general mechanism: comparing the code before and after a fix can reveal exactly where the weakness was, making unpatched servers easy targets. At the same time, it’s a common misconception that a released patch means instant safety — in practice, distributions like RHEL and repositories like Remi can take several hours to verify and roll out a fix, and environments running below PHP 8 may need separate code changes of their own. It’s also worth flagging that specific claims in the thread, like “AI can generate attack code within minutes,” are speculation based on posters asking an AI chatbot, not anything confirmed by an official announcement.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt/summary of the 5ch (News Flash+) thread “National Cyber Unit: ‘Critical PHP vulnerability found — please prepare to apply the fix patch releasing at 11:00 PM on October 21 as soon as possible’.”

  • Machida Takes the Top Spot With a Third Straight Win — J1 Matchday 11, 5ch Asks: “Why Does Everyone Hate Machida So Much?”

    In Matchday 11 of the Meiji Yasuda J1 League, Machida cruised to a 5-0 win over Shimizu, extending their winning streak to three games and climbing to the top of the table with 26 points. F Tokyo stayed in second after a scoreless draw with Kashiwa, while Hiroshima suffered a heavy 0-4 defeat to Nagasaki and slipped to third with 23 points — a match that drew a clear line between the fortunes of the top clubs. On the forum thread, the conversation centered less on the results themselves than on the question of “why does everyone hate Machida so much?”, with opinions clashing between those crediting manager Go Kuroda’s tactics and those who argue the club is simply buying up star players with deep pockets. Posters are also divided on whether the club’s old reputation for rough play from its J2 days still lingers.

    On the 21st, Matchday 11 of the Meiji Yasuda J1 League saw 10 matches played around the country. Machida thrashed Shimizu 5-0, extending their win streak to three and rising to the top of the table with 26 points.

    F Tokyo played out a scoreless draw with Kashiwa to sit second on 24 points. Hiroshima were routed 0-4 by Nagasaki and dropped to third, still on 23 points. Kawasaki defeated Kobe.

    Gamba Osaka edged out Fukuoka for their first win in 10 matches, dating back to the season opener. Kashima drew with Kyoto, and Yokohama Marinos drew with Tokyo Verdy. Urawa beat Chiba, Okayama beat Mito, and Nagoya vs. Cerezo Osaka ended level.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:45
    Honestly, watching an Osaka night-skyline video channel on YouTube beats watching 'Peace-kun' over at Omiya Park (a peacock mascot/livestream at a Saitama park).
    7AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:49
    Why does everyone hate Machida so much?
    23AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:00
    Re: #7
    Because the soccer under the Kuroda regime has been so dirty.
    They became thoroughly hated over two seasons — in J2 and after promotion to J1.
    Urawa gets hated in more of a 'everyone just mocks them' way, but Machida has a bad reputation with literally every fanbase they've ever faced.

    That said, I heard that after never once beating Hiroshima since getting to J1, they started repeating 'let's become like Hiroshima.'
    Supposedly they cleaned up their act somewhat after that.
    26AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:01
    Re: #7
    Haters cherry-picked clips to only show the rough stuff and that's how the image stuck.
    35AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:13
    Re: #7
    They'll do anything to win. Today they were clearly studying the ref's tendencies and kept flopping all over the pitch — Shimizu racked up three times as many fouls as Machida in the first half. Real Argentina/Paraguay stuff.
    8AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:49
    Hiroshima, lol.
    Gamba, read the room — think of the fans who love watching bottom-table teams struggle ("bottom-maniacs," ボトムズマニア).
    10AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:49
    Are we really okay letting Machida win?
    It's Machida, remember — Ma. Chi. Da.
    15AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:52
    Re: #10
    Can't beat the power of money.
    13AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:50
    "Kashima drew with Kyoto, and Yokohama Marinos drew with Tokyo Verdy. Urawa beat Chiba, Okayama beat Mito, and Nagoya–Cerezo Osaka ended in a draw."

    What's with this sloppy way of reporting results?
    14AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:52
    Well, stack a good manager with good players and of course you get strong.
    16AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:52
    Nagasaki's doing a great job overall, including revitalizing the stadium atmosphere.
    17AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:52
    Wasn't that second Marinos goal offside?
    18AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:54
    They're giving away points to Okayama and Nagasaki, handing the Emperor's Cup to Kofu, and will probably spill points to Shonan too — such a waste that they're stuck in J2.
    Guess Cerezo ("Sakura") wasn't seen as having any connection there.
    Next up, this Marinos side looks scary.
    19AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:55
    It's less that Kuroda is amazing and more that the power of money is amazing.
    They're scooping up star players left and right.
    22AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:00
    Re: #19
    Good players don't flock to a bad manager.
    31AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:04
    Re: #19
    Are we talking about Vissel Kobe here?
    20AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:57
    Not a single 'Kashima moment' today (5ch slang for Kashima Antlers' trademark late dramatic comebacks) — the equalizer came way too late.
    21AnonymousOct 21, 2026 21:59
    We're not even halfway through the season, so who knows how it ends.
    24AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:01
    If Kashima swapped their 18-year-old with the 'Dogs'' 18-year-old (apparent nickname for a rival club), both sides might do well.
    Each playing for the other's team.
    27AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:01
    Yasuda looks like the next Kamada.
    Got that feeling watching him play.
    28AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:01
    Drew with Verdy, lol.
    Guess they'll go down together as buddies.
    30AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:03
    People were bashing long throw-ins, then a bunch of countries were doing them at the World Cup.
    33AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:09
    'Machida plays dirty' is ancient history at this point.
    34AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:10
    I just assumed FC Tokyo would be running away with it this season.
    36AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:13
    When the schedule gets congested,
    Professor Kuroda's touch really shines (sarcastic honorific, like calling him 'the master').
    37AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:14
    There are a lot of guys still stuck on the old image.
    38AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:17
    Machida's really sharp with their substitutions.
    Wish my team's manager would take notes.
    39AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:19
    The 'Tax League' (sarcastic nickname implying the J.League survives on subsidies)
    Especially dead on weekdays, lol.
    41AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:21
    Matsumura was supposed to be the hero.
    43AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:24
    Re: #26
    And then it turned into 'stop watching clips, watch the whole match!' — so people watched the whole thing, and it turned out to be even worse than the clips, making them hate it even more.
    45AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:29
    Are they really spending that much money?
    I guess with the owner raking it in from horse racing, players are drawn in.
    51AnonymousOct 21, 2026 22:38
    Re: #45
    There's no other club in Japan that can pay 100 million yen for Matsuo (who isn't even a starter).
    68AnonymousOct 21, 2026 23:20
    Re: #1

    J1 standings table

    70AnonymousOct 21, 2026 23:27
    So empty, lol

    Attendance

    J1
    40,765 MUFG Kokuritsu
    24,531 Saitama
    20,737 U Todoroki
    18,688 Pi-Suta
    18,623 Aji-Suta
    18,236 Toyota Stadium
    14,020 JFE Stadium
    13,011 Sanga Stadium
    10,750 Ai-Suta
    *6,105 Besu-Suta

    J2
    *9,860 Yua Stadium
    *9,252 Denka S
    *8,708 NACK
    *8,036 ND Stadium
    *6,782 Yamaha
    *5,239 Lemon S
    *4,948 JIT Stadium
    *3,377 Naruto Otsuka
    *2,050 CFS
    *1,641 Ichigo
    71AnonymousOct 21, 2026 23:30
    Re: #70
    Put together this weekend's numbers too, would you? Appreciate it.
    74AnonymousOct 21, 2026 23:56
    Re: #70
    8,000 people showing up to ND Stadium on a weekday afternoon, lol.
    76AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:00
    Re: #70
    J2 crowds have really picked up, huh.
    73AnonymousOct 21, 2026 23:52
    So empty.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Machida Zelvia is a relatively new club built up under manager Go Kuroda during its J2 years, winning the J2 title in 2022 before earning promotion to J1 in 2023 — meaning this round’s streak, on pace for five straight wins, comes just a little over two years after promotion. The thread’s central disagreement was over the “reason for their strength”: some credited Kuroda’s tactical management, while others argued the club is simply buying up star players through sheer spending power. On the earlier reputation for rough play, opinions were similarly split between those who feel the old image still lingers and those who argue the club has already cleaned up its act — no consensus was reached. It’s worth noting that the claim that Machida “could never beat Hiroshima and so set Hiroshima as their target” is hearsay circulating within the thread, unconfirmed by any primary source. Attendance figures were also cited, but comparing them at face value without accounting for weekday scheduling can easily give a misleading picture.

    *This article is composed from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Sports Flash+) thread “[Soccer] Machida Takes the Lead With Third Straight Win — F Tokyo Draws, Hiroshima Suffers Heavy Defeat — J1.”

  • Nagoya Elementary School Scraps Class Photos; Doubts Raised Over Higashino Koji’s Claim of a ‘Parent Vote’

    It’s been reported that an elementary school in Nagoya decided to scrap class photos, citing privacy protection. On a Fuji TV program aired on the 21st, talent Koji Higashino explained that the decision was made “by a majority vote of the parents,” and announcer Aoki joined in, sharing her own experience and noting that “there won’t be any photos left with the girl you had your first crush on.” On 5ch, a flood of doubts emerged about this very explanation of events — posters pointed out that the decision was actually made unilaterally by the principal, that the city board of education has not recommended scrapping the photos, and that parents are in fact running a protest movement against it. This gap between the reported narrative and the actual situation at the school became the thread’s main focus.

    Koji Higashino says elementary school’s class photo ban was decided “by a majority vote of the parents”; announcer Aoki recalls, “The photo with the girl I had my first crush on…”

    Talent Koji Higashino (59) appeared on Fuji TV’s “Shunkan LIVE Toretate!” (weekdays, 1:50 p.m.), which aired on the 21st.

    He shared his views, speaking as a parent, on an elementary school in Nagoya, Aichi Prefecture, deciding to scrap class photos.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    2AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:44
    It's because little brats use photos of their classmates to make AI deepfake porn ('ai-kora'), isn't it.
    5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:45
    Sounds like it's the moms who've had plastic surgery who are against it.
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:54
    Re: #5
    Even if they object to photos of their kids, there's already photos of themselves from when they were young out there, so what's the point?
    56AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:30
    Re: #21
    Re: #5
    This headline is basically bait, you know.

    The whole "decided by a majority vote of the parents" thing is something Higashino Koji himself came up with — there's no actual record of that happening, not with this Nagoya case or any other.

    In this Nagoya case, the principal just went and decided on his own after a handful of parents raised concerns, and the city board of education has said it neither supports nor recommends scrapping the photos — so it's not clear why this principal and school are being so stubborn about it.

    The parents are actually running a protest against the principal, saying "don't just decide this on your own and scrap it."
    6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:46
    It's unbearable — kids like these don't just use the photos as 'material,' they go and spread around obscene images too.
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:46
    Graduation photos used to turn up a lot in celebrity leaked-photo scandals, didn't they.
    8AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:46
    I don't get the reasoning of the parents who are against it — there's no way the kids themselves would object.
    9AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:47
    I threw out all my group photos and albums when I moved.
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:48
    You look back and go, "wait, I liked THIS?", don't you.
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:49
    Guess they can't make graduation albums or class anthologies anymore either — even making it opt-in purchase only, there's no way to edit it so only the kids who opted in show up.
    45AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:11
    Re: #11
    Don't really need the class anthology anyway, lol. That kind of thing just ends up as an ancient scroll of cringe memories.
    12AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:50
    At this rate privacy is going to get so overblown that kids will end up using fake names and walking to school with masks on to hide their faces.
    13AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:50
    Friends already snap photos of each other on their phones, so you don't need it anyway.
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:51
    I never look at graduation albums. Got one each from elementary, middle, and high school, but dwelling on the past doesn't help you move forward.
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:53
    With how much personal info has already leaked this year, it's a bit late to worry now — if anything, they should just embrace it and upload the class photo to the whole world themselves right after taking it.
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:53
    So how's TV supposed to get photos of victims or perpetrators then?
    17AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:53
    Well, when a criminal turns up, their graduation album photo gets dug up and shown on TV anyway.

    But jokes aside, I do think this is a bit too much caution. Apparently recent graduation albums deliberately leave names off now.
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:57
    The "parents decided by majority vote" thing sounds super fishy. If that were true, what about that school's open house days or sports day? Or even the graduation ceremony, for that matter?
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:57
    Back in the day it wasn't just photos — names, addresses, phone numbers, even parents' occupations were printed too. And somehow it never caused any major problems.
    24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:00
    If it's really about protecting privacy, don't tell anyone's name either — go run a class where nobody knows anyone's name. Creepy.
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:00
    In my high school graduation album, a teacher who died of illness during our third year had both arms erased from the club photo, turning it into a cursed graduation album.
    27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:01
    > Koji Higashino (59)
    First time in my life hearing that name. Don't make threads just to boost some comedian's name recognition.
    28AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:02
    Back in the day a neighborhood photo studio would just show up in the classroom and take the photos, but apparently nowadays the homeroom teacher just shoots it on their personal smartphone 🤣🤣🤣
    32AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:03
    Keep the baseball club ('yakyuu') photos around though — they'll come in handy as evidence (a jab at how often baseball clubs end up embroiled in scandals).
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:06
    These days friends can just send photos to each other instantly, so albums don't really mean anything anymore.
    38AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:07
    Going on about "the girl I had my first crush on" is risky too, so scrapping it was the right call.
    39AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:08
    Well, it's the age of the internets, after all.
    40AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:10
    Isn't it fine while they're still in elementary school though? I think it's fair enough to get rid of it from middle school onward, once the school social hierarchy really starts forming.
    41AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:10
    No wonder class-reunion culture is dying out too. You lose track of everyone's contact info, and classmates' faces and names just fade from memory.
    43AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:10
    Unlike the Showa era, you can take as many photos as you want these days anyway.
    63AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:39
    This isn't about the graduation album though, right? I don't even remember taking a class photo at the start of a new school year.
    69AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:45
    Re: #63
    Yeah. Wonder what that's about.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    For a long time, it was standard for class photos and graduation albums in Japan to include full names, faces, and even home addresses. In recent years, however, schools have increasingly become aware of the risks posed by SNS circulation and AI-based image manipulation (such as “ai-kora” deepfakes), leading many schools to adopt measures like omitting names. This particular report drew attention after Koji Higashino described it as having been “scrapped by a majority vote of the parents,” but posters on the thread pointed out that this “majority vote” framing actually originates from Higashino’s own remarks — the Nagoya City Board of Education has neither endorsed nor recommended the ban, and in reality it was a unilateral decision by the principal, with parents reportedly organizing a protest against it. This suggests a possible gap between how the story was framed in the broadcast and what’s actually happening at the school. The discussion split into two main threads: one questioning the consistency of citing “privacy protection” as grounds for scrapping photos — and how far that logic would need to extend to graduation albums, class anthologies, sports days, and open-house events — and the other centering on a generational gap in how much value today’s kids actually place on class photos and graduation albums in the first place, with several comments tying this to the decline of reunion culture.

    ※This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Geisupo Sokuho+) thread “Elementary school scraps class photos citing privacy protection — Koji Higashino: “Decided by a majority vote of the parents”; announcer Aoki: “The photo with the girl I had my first crush on…”“.

  • 57-Year-Old Jockey Yutaka Take Wins “Best Hair” Award, Sounds Alarm on Thinning Hair Among His Generation: “It’s Gradually Getting Sparser”

    It became a hot topic on 5ch’s Geisoku Sokuho+ board after JRA jockey Yutaka Take (57) won the “Best Hair 2026” award and spoke about his growing concern over thinning hair among his generation, along with his approach to hair care. Alongside comments praising the fullness of Take’s hair, posters compared the hair situations of other jockeys and celebrities, including jockey Christophe Lemaire and “Nori.” The age-old debate over whether baldness comes down to genetics or can be changed through hair care flared back up, with some also pointing out that certain celebrities reportedly use AGA (androgenetic alopecia) medication.

    57-Year-Old Yutaka Take Sounds Alarm on Thinning Hair Among His Generation: “It’s Gradually Getting Sparser” — Wins Surprise “Best Hair” Award in His 40th Year as a Jockey

    JRA jockey Yutaka Take appeared at the “Best Hair 2026” announcement and awards ceremony held in Tokyo on the 21st. He expressed surprise at this unusual honor in his 40th year as a jockey, and talked about his own approach to hair care.

    “Best Hair,” hosted by the National Federation of Beauty Industry Associations (Zenbiren), selects celebrities with standout hairstyles based on a survey of more than 50,000 member beauty salons nationwide. Take was chosen as one of this year’s winners.

    Source: news.yahoo.co.jp / Original article here

    4AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:04
    Re: #1
    He's got like a 10-horse-length lead on the rest of his generation.
    Still plenty thick up there, no worries.
    5AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:08
    Re: #1
    Kazu: "m9(^Д^)プギャー" (a mocking "pfft, loser" laugh meme)
    6AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:08
    Forget "care," it's genetics.
    20AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:18
    Re: #6
    Pop some pills and you'll be fine somehow.
    7AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:09
    Jockey Lemaire's looking a bit thin up top these days too.
    10AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:11
    In horse racing, don't the thin-haired guys start going bald pretty early?
    60AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:05
    Re: #10
    They've got the money, so a few of them have obviously gotten transplants.
    11AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:11
    You guys sure go easy on bald guys and bullied kids, huh.
    14AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:15
    He should just give up on the Arc de Triomphe and retire already.
    15AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:15
    He's at that age so he's probably dyeing the gray, but it doesn't really look dyed.
    16AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:16
    Is this seriously an award for "happened to still have hair"?
    Just scrap the whole thing.
    18AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:18
    You'd think a job where you're constantly strapped into a helmet for training and races, sweating buckets the whole time, would wreck your hair.
    21AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:20
    YOOOU BAAALD GUYYYYY!!!!

    That's. Not. It!

    – You're the one stomping on my heart! (x2)

    – You put out XXXX! I want to say it! Stop dragging my reputation down any further!

    – Where's the entrance, huh?! Behind this spot right here! Is there an entrance between the apartment block and the gym, you idiot?!

    – If I say it's wrong, it's wrong! (x2) Things have a front and a back, you know! An entrance and an exit! It's the back, dammit!
    (A parody remix riffing on the viral 2017 "Kono Hage!" scandal, where a Japanese lawmaker screamed at her secretary — the chant format gets reused as a meme template.)
    22AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:20
    Guess Take Yutaka's the enemy now, huh lol
    24AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:23
    Re: #22
    Even before that, hair just never suited me, so I genuinely couldn't care less about any of this.
    25AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:23
    Gray hair can still be saved.
    Baldness can't be helped.
    Glad I just went gray.
    26AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:24
    Kimiyasu Kudo and Hisanobu Watanabe (former pro baseball players/managers)
    https://imgur.com/a/Na54foE

    Both had full heads of hair, but the beer-shower celebration gave a cruel glimpse of what was coming
    https://imgur.com/a/e5tTID2
    70AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:43
    Re: #26
    So it was already creeping in on them…
    27AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:24
    Japanese jockeys really don't go bald much, huh.
    29AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:25
    His classmate, trainer Ikee, has a full head of hair too, right?
    30AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:26
    "Nori" just has a wide forehead — he's still holding on up there.
    47AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:48
    Re: #30
    Feels like he's actually got more than he used to.
    34AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:34
    Maybe watching their diet and exercising is why there's less baldness among them.
    35AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:35
    If you're just at the "hair's getting a bit thinner" stage, topical minoxidil works wonders.
    Beyond that, no idea.
    37AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:37
    The guy's got twice what we've got, damn it!
    55AnonymousOct 22, 2026 00:58
    Still, compared to the old days,
    there really are fewer guys who are totally bald-smooth now.
    The young-bald, shiny-dome type of guy —
    those guys have genuinely gotten rare.
    Probably because living standards have improved.
    59AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:04
    Re: #55
    They're on AGA medication.
    Apparently almost every celebrity takes it.
    Even lawyer Hashimoto said he's on it.
    57AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:03
    Whether you go bald or not is basically all genetics. Making a fuss about it is pointless lol
    61AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:05
    Re: #57
    Same as height or intelligence, basically.
    62AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:10
    Don't jockeys have a mandatory retirement age? Like in pro wrestling?
    66AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:17
    Re: #62
    Back in the day, most retired in their 40s —
    very few stayed active into their 50s.
    Take Yutaka looks young, but jockeys back then looked old by their 30s.
    68AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:33
    Jockeys don't binge eat or drink, so a lot of them keep full heads of hair.
    Though Peslier was bald.
    72AnonymousOct 22, 2026 01:50
    Re: #68
    Does binge eating and drinking even have anything to do with going bald?
    My grandpa binge ate and drank his whole life, got super fat, but his hair stayed thick the entire time.
    78AnonymousOct 22, 2026 02:11
    Elder Fujioka brother: "Hair care is pointless."
    80AnonymousOct 22, 2026 02:20
    Re: #78
    If you look at the comparison photos, didn't the older brother actually gain more hair than before?

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    The “Best Hair” award is selected by Zenbiren (the National Federation of Beauty Industry Associations) based on a survey of over 50,000 member beauty salons nationwide — the voting reflects hairstylists’ impressions, and isn’t medical proof that someone isn’t thinning. The thread split between those who chalk up baldness to pure genetics and those who credit hair care (medication or treatments) with making a real difference, and the original article offers no evidence settling which side is right. It’s also worth noting that comments claiming certain celebrities use AGA medication are based on hearsay about things those celebrities reportedly said themselves, not verified fact. Commenters also raised a jockey-specific angle — that constant helmet-wearing and brutal weight-cutting regimens might affect hair health — but that too remains anecdotal.

    *This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Geisoku Sokuho+) thread “[Horse Racing] 57-Year-Old Yutaka Take Wins Best Hair Award, Sounds Alarm on Thinning Hair Among His Generation: “It’s Gradually Getting Sparser… I Really Need to Start Taking Care of It” — Reveals His Hair Awareness.”