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  • Why Doesn’t Anyone Hype Up Hideki Matsuyama or Kei Nishikori? 5ch: ‘It All Comes Down to How the Media Decides to Play It’

    A thread on 5ch’s live-commentary board raised the question of why golfer Hideki Matsuyama and tennis player Kei Nishikori don’t get more media buzz. Matsuyama has a major championship to his name, and Nishikori once climbed all the way to a Grand Slam final, yet posters pointed out that neither has reached the kind of national stardom enjoyed by Ichiro or Shohei Ohtani. The thread covered a range of theories, from personality and public image to sponsorship deals and how golf and tennis themselves are perceived as sports in Japan.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Especially Hideki Matsuyama
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:18
    Tennis aside, golf gets way too little respect.
    Tiger Woods' career earnings are like 10x Ohtani's — it's a sport where you can make serious bank.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:20
    Re: #3
    It gets plenty of TV coverage and commercials too, so I don't think it's disrespected that much.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:21
    Re: #3
    Even Rory McIlroy has earned something like 100 billion yen.
    Guess I shouldn't say 'even' McIlroy though.
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Is Kei Nishikori really as great as people say?
    He only ever gets hyped up with 'if it weren't for the Big Three era' type hypotheticals.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:35
    Re: #16
    If you actually watched him play in real time, you wouldn't say that.
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:40
    Re: #16
    There aren't many players who have wins against all of the 'tennis gods,' are there?
    74AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #16
    He was basically humanity's representative.
    His opponents were straight-up aliens from Planet Tennis.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Matsuyama's famous for disliking the media and always looking stone-faced.
    Nishikori's personable enough, but when it comes down to it he retired without ever winning a Slam, so that's kind of unavoidable.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:25
    Re: #17
    But Ichiro and Hidetoshi Nakata were national stars.
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:27
    Re: #20
    Those two may have had an edge to them, but they also had star quality.
    Matsuyama looks like some Showa-era middle-aged guy and isn't very personable, so it's tough for him to get popular.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:28
    Re: #20
    Skill aside, Keisuke Honda had more star power than Hidetoshi Nakata.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:23
    Matsuyama's skill and track record are way beyond Ryo Ishikawa's, though.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    Re: #18
    But Ryo Ishikawa's in the middle of overhauling his swing, so…
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:24
    With the women pros, as soon as they turn pro and land a sponsor, they start getting media appearances just for being cute and rake in cash while barely focusing on the actual golf.
    The golf world's pretty short on real stars these days.
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #19
    Like Momoka Miura, for example.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:26
    Golf's basically only dominated by white American or British players — Tiger was just the exception.
    Kind of odd for a sport that's supposedly played worldwide.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:33
    Re: #26
    It's only really popular in English-speaking countries plus Japan and Korea, so…
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:29
    I asked a German friend about this recently and they said only rich old guys play golf over there.
    When I told them you can play a round in Japan for about 10,000 yen, they were shocked, like 'that's way too cheap.'
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:34
    Nishikori has Uniqlo as a sponsor, but Matsuyama doesn't really have anything like that.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #49
    He's got Lexus at least, I think.
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:38
    Re: #49
    That's kind of racist, man.
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:34
    Matsuyama should be treated as a legend on the same level as Ichiro.
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:36
    Re: #50
    Guess he's just not that big a deal after all lol
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:37
    Re: #56
    These days it's not just [Naomi] Osaka getting hyped up, they're pushing Zion too, which is kind of…
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:39
    Re: #59
    Zion getting called 'world class' is honestly unbelievable.
    68AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:40
    Come to think of it, you barely hear Ryo Ishikawa's name anymore — what's he up to?
    83AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:46
    Re: #68
    He's quietly grinding it out on overseas developmental tours.
    He shows up in Japan every once in a while too.
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:41
    Matsuyama's amazing, but what's actually so great about Nishikori? In horse racing terms, it's like he's won a G3 race at best.
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #70
    Honestly, in Japan these days it's more like 'what's so great about Matsuyama' in the first place.
    Golf? Is that some kind of esports? That's the level young people's awareness is at.
    That's how little interest there is in what golf even is anymore.
    72AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:42
    Re: #65
    That's exactly why all you can offer is some insider, hardcore-fan-only take.
    To the general public, nothing short of winning a title makes any impact.
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:47
    Re: #72
    Doesn't a name like Federer carry any weight?
    Having a win over him seems like something even regular people would find impressive.
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:46
    Ryo Ishikawa recently played in a tournament with a $1.5 million purse and missed the cut, huh.
    On a course where the leader was shooting 18 under.
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:49
    Re: #84
    He was actually in contention to win the ANA Open just last year though.
    Looks like his career might really just fizzle out without ever breaking through.
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:47
    But the Riku-Ryu duo (figure skating pair Riku Miura and Ryuichi Kihara) get plenty of media coverage, don't they?
    Probably because they're good-looking.
    Matsuyama and Nishikori are both kind of rugged-looking, so maybe they just don't photograph well?
    90AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:48
    Re: #86
    Sota Fujii (the shogi prodigy) gets covered nonstop and he's not exactly photogenic either lol
    94AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:49
    Re: #86
    At the end of the day it all comes down to how the media decides to play it.
    However you look at it, golf's a bigger sport than figure skating.
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:48
    You get it once you actually watch golf or tennis.
    Watching someone else play is boring as hell.
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:52
    Re: #92
    I get tennis, but golf's fun to watch.
    Different players smash it insanely far, curve the ball like some crazy breaking pitch, thread it out of the trees through a gap — there's plenty to see.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    Hideki Matsuyama won the Masters Tournament in 2021, becoming the first Japanese man to claim a major championship. Kei Nishikori, for his part, became the first Asian man in history to reach a Grand Slam final at the 2014 US Open, going on to rack up 12 career tour titles and a career-high world ranking of No. 4. Given those credentials alone, it wouldn’t be strange for either man to be treated as a national star, yet the thread questioned why their actual media exposure has stayed so limited. The discussion centered on their personalities and how personable (or not) they come across, whether they have sponsorship deals, and the structural issue that golf and tennis themselves are struggling to capture younger audiences’ interest in Japan. At the same time, as the conversation drifted into comparisons asking ‘why do athletes from other sports get hyped up instead,’ some posts veered into inappropriate remarks touching on race, and those replies have been excluded from this article.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Question] Why don’t people talk more about guys like Hideki Matsuyama and Kei Nishikori?”

  • Ranking of Dogs’ ‘Most Tragic Deaths’ Goes Viral on 5ch — Thread Refuses to Reveal #1: ‘It Got Too Heated’

    A thread titled “The Most Tragic Deaths in Dog History: A Ranking” on 5ch’s live-commentary board took off, spawning a lively pile-on of famously doomed dogs — Laika, the Soviet space dog sent up without enough fuel to return; a dog from Pompeii buried by a pyroclastic flow; a dog found mummified inside a felled tree trunk 20 years after it got trapped there. But once the countdown reached #8, someone dropped an ill-timed political joke into the thread, sending it off the rails. The original poster wrapped up with “Not announcing #1 — things got too heated,” and the final ranking was never revealed.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    #8 — The Kidnapped Chihuahua (Japan)
    In February 2026, a Chihuahua waiting in a car for its owner at the Ebina service area was stolen along with the vehicle, then dumped in a river to destroy the evidence.
    Its body was later recovered.
    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #7 — The Anamaro Family (Japan)

    ──More precious than my own life
    The family I want to protect
    The Mightiest ♡ Anamaro Family

    Left inside a car in blazing heat and effectively baked alive
    In just two hours, the Anamaro family was wiped out

    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:51
    Re: #2
    There are parents out there who leave the kids they carried and gave birth to in a hot car, so yeah, figured dogs would get the same treatment.
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:01
    Re: #2
    Bonus points for the owner actually posting photos of the corpse.
    3AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #6 — Taro, Jiro, and the Rest of the Pack (Japan)

    22 sled dogs abandoned in Antarctica
    Left behind with only about two months' worth of food.

    Only the two pack leaders, Taro and Jiro, made it out alive. The remaining 20 were later found reduced to bones — believed to have resorted to cannibalism amid the food shortage before meeting a grim end.

    So sad.

    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #3
    Can bodies even get reduced to bone in Antarctica, where there aren't any microbes?
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #5 — Pompeii-ine (Rome) (a pun combining "Pompeii" with inu, Japanese for "dog")

    A dog unearthed in Pompeii, the city famous for being buried by a pyroclastic flow.

    The pose is so dynamic you can practically hear it screaming "AAAH, IT'S HOT!!!" as it burned to death — brutal.

    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    #4 — Stuckie (USA)

    A dog discovered inside a felled tree.
    Believed to have gotten trapped in a hollow in the trunk roughly 20 years earlier and died there.

    Even mummified, its agonized expression still conveys just how horrific its death must have been.

    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:18
    Re: #5
    This is the death I'd least want.
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:02
    Re: #5
    Looks like it could be a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stand.
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    #3 — Zippei

    The mascot dog of the popular morning show ZIP!.

    His vocal cords were removed because his barking was too loud, and after being shipped all over the country for appearances, a staff mistake left him locked in a car with the AC off — he baked to death.

    "The nation's beloved pooch" sounds nice, but the reality was pure tragedy.

    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Re: #6
    Brutal. That dog actually went out like that?
    116AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:35
    Re: #6
    The fact that the memorial book had a hot dog illustration in it is unbelievably messed up.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    #2 — Laika (Russia)

    The astro-pooch who rode a Soviet-built rocket into orbit.

    She was, in effect, the very first dog to venture into space.

    But no fuel was provided for the return trip, so — in more ways than one — she became "the dog who never came home."

    Her remains, with no one to mourn beside her, are still drifting through space to this day.

    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #8
    She's basically evolved into a Space Dog by now.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #8
    Actually, that's false —

    Communication from Sputnik 2, which carried Laika, cut out on November 10th, and the craft ultimately burned up re-entering the atmosphere on April 14, 1958, 162 days after launch.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #8
    It's just big in scale — doesn't really feel "tragic" so much. Plus, it was a genuine achievement.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    What about the dog that died in the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse in the US?
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Figured they weren't gonna reveal #1 anyway, but it was fun so I'll let it slide.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Cats are fine, but leave the dogs out of this.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #14
    JoJo's Araki!! (referring to Hirohiko Araki, creator of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    What about Shinzo-kun (USA)?
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:21
    Re: #17
    Honestly this one feels even sadder.
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:10
    Re: #21
    Apparently the insulation failed and it basically got steamed to death right after launch, so that still counts.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:26
    Since the thread's getting heated, I'll skip announcing #1.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    Not revealing #1 since the thread's on fire — dog happens (a play on "koto mo aru," meaning "such things happen," with "dog" swapped in for a laugh).
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    Why did it end up trapped inside the tree in the first place?
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #35
    This dog had been stuck inside a tree's hollow — the hole in the trunk's core — since around 1960, for roughly 20 years, until loggers finally found it.

    It's believed to have been a hunting dog that chased some small animal in through the base of the tree, got trapped in the hollow, and died there.

    The tree's tannin content is thought to have acted as a natural preservative afterward, leaving it perfectly mummified. Reported by outlets including allthatsinteresting.com.
    36AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    I just wanted to know
    what was inside
    the bonus prize───
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:41
    Why did the "Mightiest" Anamaro Family lose despite being the mightiest?
    67AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:43
    Re: #61
    What about the dog that was supposedly all of creation itself, yet still lost to a bullet?
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Re: #61
    You can't beat the sun.
    If anything, I respect it for even trying.
    72AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:45
    Where's #1 already?
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:17
    Re: #72
    You already know, right? It's the American dog. Quit being mean! *rage*
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:52
    Why do humans get so hung up on "how" someone died?
    What you actually think of in your final moment is surely "how you lived."
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 22:01
    Re: #78
    But Yorushika sang, "because the value of a life is in how it ends," so…

    Background and Key Points

    Laika was a symbol of the Cold War space race. The Soviet Union initially claimed she “survived until re-entry and was then euthanized,” but it was officially revealed in 2002 that she had actually died within hours of launch due to overheating inside the capsule. The Pompeii dog’s dynamic pose is essentially a byproduct of the casting technique pioneered by 19th-century excavator Giuseppe Fiorelli, who poured plaster into the cavities left behind as bodies decomposed, reconstructing their final forms. In the thread, a scientific question was raised about the dogs abandoned in Antarctica — whether skeletonization can occur in an environment without microbes — but no clear answer was reached. In cold, dry conditions, freeze-drying and UV-driven tissue breakdown can expose bone even without microbial activity. Note that toward the end of the thread, a post mocking an assassination sparked backlash and the discussion turned hostile; that exchange has been omitted from this article.

    *This article is compiled as an excerpt and summary of the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “[Shocking] The Ranking of the Most Tragic Deaths in Dog History Is Finally Revealed wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.”

  • MORE STAR’s Karin Suzuki and Rushia Yamamoto Depart — 5ch: “Same-Day Exit Feels Like an Underground Idol Thing”

    The official site for MORE STAR, a group under Asobi System’s idol project “Kawalabo,” announced that Karin Suzuki and Rushia Yamamoto, both of whom had been on medical leave, left the group as of September 22, 2026. Management cited health issues, but thread posters — noting that one of the members had already been off activities for several months — speculated it might be tied to the group’s dating rules. Posts also pointed out the popularity gap with Kawalabo’s other groups and MORE STAR’s low name recognition as a later addition to the lineup, with opinions split on the real cause.

    Regarding Karin Suzuki and Rushia Yamamoto

    Thank you as always for your support of MORE STAR.

    Regarding members Karin Suzuki and Rushia Yamamoto, who have been on medical leave: after repeated discussions with them about their future activities in light of their ongoing health issues, it has been decided that both will leave MORE STAR effective today, September 22.

    Source: morestar.asobisystem.com / Original article here

    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:12
    A same-day exit feels like something an underground idol group would do.
    That's because they've been run like an underground group — they can't shake that underground smell.
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    Re: #6
    She'd already been on hiatus for about half a year.
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:14
    Fifth-string, huh (lol)
    In Hello! Project terms that'd be like two members quitting Beyooooonds.
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:29
    Re: #11
    Hello! Project's 5th-ranked group is Tsubaki Factory.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:15
    All the Asobi System groups look the same to me.
    16AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    Re: #14
    Nuh-uh, that's not true~
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G8C9wS0boAEIZxB.jpg
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:18
    Re: #16
    The ones in matching colors look like they'd mix up each other's costumes.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:18
    Re: #16
    It's almost impressive they can only crank out this one cookie-cutter, mass-produced idol formula.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:17
    MORE STAR is such a tasteless name.
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:24
    Re: #19
    That's because it's a mashup of the names of real magazines.
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:18
    Fruits Zipper — "My Cutest Point" — Orange: Chinzei, Red: Amane Tsukiashi
    Cutie Street — "Is It Not Okay to Just Be Cute?" — Pink: Parutan, Blue: Ayano Masuda
    Candy Tune — "Double the Double" — Pink: Bibian Murakawa, Light Blue: Rinomaru, Orange: Natsu Minami
    Sweet Steady — no idea
    MORE STAR — no idea
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:19
    Re: #24
    At least remember Kohaku-chan.
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:23
    Re: #24
    Impressive that you know all that.
    Gives off the same creepy vibe as the class's resident shoujo-manga encyclopedia.
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Is Candy Tune ranked lower?
    44AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:24
    Re: #38
    That group is at the very bottom.
    And it doesn't go viral or sell at all.
    It's basically the symbol of Kawalabo losing its buzz.
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:28
    Re: #38
    No, I wanted to know the ranking between Cutie Street and Candy Tune.
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:24
    Is there a group below MORE STAR called something like "JUICEY JUICEY"?
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:25
    Re: #45
    That one's the Okinawa branch, so it's an exception (lol)
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:25
    Re: #44
    Their singles actually sold pretty well though.
    55AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:27
    Re: #47
    As you can tell from Fruits Zipper, Kawalabo pushes some pretty brutal sales tactics.
    That kind of selling doesn't last long.
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:28
    Re: #55
    Are you dissing Stardust now? (Stardust Promotion, a talent agency)
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #55
    How is it brutal exactly?
    70AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:30
    Why did Cutie Street end up the more popular one?
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:31
    Re: #70
    Because Parutan, who didn't make the cut on Produce 101 Japan The Girls, went viral.
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:32
    Re: #70
    Because they had Sakuraba, who was already known from the ME:I auditions.
    103AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:37
    Re: #70
    Initial name recognition from dating-reality alumni: four members popular with Gen Z — Risa Furusawa, Ayano Masuda, and Miyu Umeda from the dating show "Kyou Suki," plus Aika Sano from the dating show "Koi Step" — joined the group already carrying strong fanbases. The addition of "Produce 101 girl" Haruka Sakuraba: Sakuraba, who'd built a passionate following on the audition show PRODUCE 101 JAPAN THE GIRLS, joined and instantly pulled in attention from hardcore idol fans. The debut single's TikTok boom: on top of the members' individual reach, the catchy choreography and hook of the debut single "Is It Not Okay to Just Be Cute?" blew up on social media. In short: you had the strongest possible foundation — dating-show influencers Furusawa, Masuda, Umeda, and Sano paired with Produce 101's Sakuraba — and then a perfectly viral song landed right on top of it.
    90AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:34
    Wasn't dating supposed to be allowed at Kawalabo?
    96AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:35
    Re: #90
    Hooking up with a fan is the line you can't cross.
    Same as Hello! Project.
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:35
    Re: #90
    It's specifically fan connections that are banned.
    A trainee-type member got exposed for one before and just kept working like normal.
    104AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:37
    I want to know why you guys know so much about this stuff.
    108AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:38
    Re: #104
    Everyone's quietly keeping tabs on other idol groups.
    114AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:41
    Re: #104
    I'm mainly a Kawalabo fan.
    Actually, is anyone here even mainly into Hello! Project?
    131AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:44
    Is this actually a firing over a secret boyfriend?
    134AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:46
    Re: #131
    One of them had already been on hiatus for half a year after her fan connection got exposed.
    The other hasn't been exposed, but went on hiatus around the same time.
    136AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:46
    Re: #131
    Kawalabo's probably fine with dating.
    Otherwise they wouldn't say they want members to keep working even after marriage.

    Background and Points of Debate

    Kawalabo is a newer idol project from Asobi System that runs several groups at once, including Fruits Zipper and Cutie Street. MORE STAR is one of the newer additions and has repeatedly been noted on the thread as trailing the earlier groups in name recognition. The official announcement attributes this departure solely to “health issues,” but on 5ch, users pointed to the fact that one of the two members had already been off activities for several months and speculated that a personal relationship with a fan may have been the real reason. This remains pure speculation from an anonymous message board — management has made no statement about dating or any rule violation. Posts about Kawalabo’s dating policy were also split between “banned” and “quietly tolerated,” suggesting enforcement may vary by group, though again this is not officially confirmed information.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project board) thread “Signs of Kawalabo Collapsing? Two Members Leave the Same Day.”

  • First Time at Ramen Kamukura: 5ch Calls It a ‘New Sensation Built Around the Soup’

    A thread popped up on 5ch’s “Anything Live” board (なんでも実況G) started by someone visiting the Osaka-born ramen chain Kamukura for the first time. Photo after photo showed off its mild, milky-white soup loaded with napa cabbage, and opinions split — some called it “surprisingly pricey for what it looks like” or “something you could just recreate at home.” Others, though, praised it as a genuinely different experience, calling it “a new kind of ramen built around the soup” and “a sensibility you just don’t find in the Kanto region.” The thread stayed lively throughout, circling around one central question: what exactly is Kamukura?

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:40
    Osaka's serious side…

    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:42
    Went with the "toppings hand-picked by a true Osakan" set…?
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:44
    Re: #19
    Whoa, that got expensive fast
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:43
    What is this? Some special location?
    Seems way too pricey
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:43
    Re: #21
    Yeah, true
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:43
    The regular one's fine, but the rest is pricey
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:43
    Kind of rare for an Osaka-born chain to make it into Tokyo
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:43
    Always had the image of some lame place trying to act healthy
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:44
    Yeah, it's the kind of taste you could recreate at home
    Actually, if dinner tasted like this, you'd honestly be a little let down
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:44
    Makes you wonder what "value" even means in "value set" anymore
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:45
    Here it comes…!
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:47
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:48
    So this is the chives
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:48
    Chives
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:49
    Soup's got a gentle flavor, really good.
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:49
    Napa cabbage in ramen, that's pretty original✨
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Not sure how to put it
    It feels less like ramen and more like eating a really good Chinese-style napa cabbage soup
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:55
    Re: #53
    You mean a not-so-tasty napa cabbage soup, right
    55AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    I straight up forgot this was ramen until the noodles showed up
    It genuinely changed how I think about ramen

    This is wild, it changed my whole image of Osaka
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:53
    Both the soup and the noodles are great on their own, but weirdly they're a terrible match together — a rare kind of ramen
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:55
    Re: #57
    I kind of get that
    Precisely because the soup's so good, it ends up feeling like the broth you finish off a hot pot with
    You could call that the downside of cranking the soup quality up so high for drinking on its own

    If they punched the soup up to match the noodles better, they'd lose that mellow, deep flavor that makes it "Kamukura"
    It's a tough balance
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:54
    Of course the seasoned egg is perfect too💯
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:59
    Worlds apart from that whole offal-and-batter-food-drowned-in-sauce image of Osaka…
    Honestly, I underestimated the Osaka ramen scene…
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:03
    Gonna take back what I said earlier
    Drinking it as soup on its own, the flavor really is pretty strong
    That said, it's true it lacks punch as ramen

    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:04
    This was a genuinely thought-provoking ramen experience
    It's something totally new, a sensibility you just don't get in Kanto
    (Makes me wonder if this "Soup with Noodle" label is their way of signaling that the soup comes first. You can feel the commitment to it.)
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:20
    Re: #71
    Don't post the after-you've-eaten shot, that's gross
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:09
    This is clearly a landmark spot you could call the epicenter of ramen's "3rd Wave" — soup-first ramen
    Definitely coming back
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:22
    Doesn't really feel like ramen
    It's more like a noodle dish built for enjoying the soup
    But hey, that works as its own thing
    89AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:26
    Re: #86
    I mean, it's basically just noodles for finishing off a hot pot

    Background and Talking Points

    Kamukura is a ramen chain founded in Osaka in 1986, known for pairing a mild soy-sauce-based flavor with a milky-white (paitan) soup slow-simmered with napa cabbage and bean sprouts. It stands apart from the typical rich tonkotsu or shoyu ramen, and because the soup takes center stage, it’s easy to come away thinking “this feels more like the noodles you finish off a hot pot with than actual ramen.” In the thread, opinions split between people praising this uniqueness as “a new set of values” and those calling it “a homestyle taste for the price” — a divide rooted in Kamukura’s own distinctive concept from the start. Note that “Kinryu,” mentioned elsewhere in the discussion, is a separate ramen chain known around the Dotonbori area, with different shops and a different flavor from Kamukura.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Anything Live board) thread “[Osaka’s Serious Side] First Time Ever at “Ramen Kamukura”…!?”.

  • Shigure Ui Admits Mezzo Piano Collab Was ‘Inappropriate,’ Urges Fans to Cool It

    In a livestream on September 19, VTuber Shigure Ui addressed her collaboration with the kids’ clothing brand “Mezzo Piano,” explaining in her own words that “going by general perception, this collab really was inappropriate.” She noted that the brand itself was in no position to say so, so she said it on their behalf. She also defended her fanbase, saying “my fans are not, by definition, criminals,” while urging people not to take self-proclaimed fans’ defensive comments at face value. In the same livestream discussion thread, separate topics were heating up in parallel, including arguments over Blue Archive’s declining popularity, reports from a Morfonica concert, and posts about preordering BanG Dream figures.

    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:29
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:31
    Re: #9
    Cloud is here ━(゚∀゚)━!
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:32
    Re: #9
    Way too lewd
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:29
    Yo~
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:29
    Yutura – YouTube Ranking @ytranking (2026/09/20 08:54:15)
    Shigure Ui states clearly that the Mezzo Piano collab was "indeed inappropriate"

    ▼Article
    https://yutura.net/news/archives/165088

    – In her livestream on the night of the 19th: "Going by general perception, I do think this collab was indeed inappropriate."
    – Since the brand can't say it themselves given their position, she explained: "So I'll say it."

    – At the same time, she defended her fans: "My fans are not, by definition, criminals."
    – She revealed that a fan who'd been defending her "wasn't even following me," and urged people not to take self-proclaimed fans at face value.
    – She asked fans going forward to "not get emotional, not defend me, and not argue about it at all."
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSniIQUbsAAfanp.jpg
    https://x.com/ytranking/status/2101459890896240748
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:32
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:33
    Re: #43
    Is this Gemini?
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:33
    Wrote "throw leaves at him" (mixed up 葉っぱ/leaf with the idiom 発破/blast, i.e. "light a fire under him") then samefagged his own post lol
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:33
    Re: #45
    It's "happa" (発破, blasting powder)

    See? 🤭
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:33
    Re: #45
    What are you gonna do, throw actual leaves at him?? 🤣🤣🤣
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:34
    Re: #45
    "発破をかける" (light a fire under someone)

    that's the phrase
    If you actually understood what the words mean you couldn't get it wrong
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:35
    Morfonica's live just ended
    They really are blessed with great songs
    Nothing but bangers, it was amazing
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:35
    Re: #61
    Did they play their debut song?
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:36
    Re: #61
    I'm not into Morfonica and Tachikawa Stage Garden's a trash venue so I couldn't be bothered to go, but was it really that good?
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:36
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HSpqFNhXwAAziXF.jpg
    76AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:37
    Re: #73
    I'm genuinely falling for Hiancy, it hurts
    104AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:40
    Are there still idiots out there playing Blue Archive?
    That franchise was already dead by the time the anime bombed
    109AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:41
    Re: #104
    Say that to my face
    115AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:42
    Re: #104
    I'm not even a Blue Archive fan but people who only care about what's popular are gross
    107AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:40
    108AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:41
    Re: #107
    HERE IT COMES ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!
    168AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:51
    Re: #107
    Oishi Kurato is truly the GOAT
    177AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #107
    What kind of getup is that
    127AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:45
    Just preordered Kotone's figure ☺
    132AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:46
    Re: #127
    Wait, isn't this that lame "moving illustration" thing that caused a huge backlash?
    134AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #127
    The one that costs almost 30,000 yen?
    128AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:45
    BanG Dream is great, man
    Even I don't know what it is about it that grabs my heart this hard
    But it's just good
    133AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:46
    Re: #128
    I think BanG Dream is the best
    "Circling" is the number one Japanese song, period
    139AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #128
    Everything except MyGO and Ave Mujica is trash 😏
    143AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:47
    Re: #128
    Morfonica's live is January 9th
    Venue's Kadenavia Hall, anyone can apply for tickets
    155AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:49
    Did anyone do anything special for Silver Week?
    157AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:50
    Re: #155
    Went to a BanG Dream live 😎
    162AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:50
    Re: #155
    Went to a super sento (public bathhouse)
    175AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Tell me which BanG Dream anime to start with
    I want to be able to keep up with you guys' conversations
    179AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:52
    Re: #175
    Not interested in that stuff
    182AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:53
    Re: #175
    Season 1, obviously
    There's the whole "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star incident" but the story's genuinely good
    194AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:54
    Re: #175
    MyGO!!!!! and Mujica, the movies cover it
    For BanG Dream proper, even the mobile game's story mode works in a pinch
    though I do want you to watch the show
    Morfonica, either way's fine

    Background and Key Points

    Mezzo Piano is a girls’ clothing brand aimed mainly at elementary schoolers, so a VTuber collaboration was always a combination likely to draw comments about a mismatch between fanbase and brand image. It’s a fairly unusual move for Shigure Ui herself to flatly call it “inappropriate,” effectively speaking on behalf of a brand that’s in no position to say so directly. There was no direct back-and-forth about this particular topic within the thread itself, but a related debate flared up in parallel over whether Blue Archive is “already a dead franchise,” with pushback against judging a series purely by current popularity. The largest volume of posts, though, centered on BanG Dream, with fans mostly trading updates like impressions from the Morfonica concert and figure preorder reports — a very typical mix for this kind of livestream discussion thread.

    *This article is excerpted and summarized from the 5channel (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “That was a nasty incident… bet they still haven’t found those two shin hairs🦵🏿👴🏿🏡.”

  • Supermarket Workers Past and Present Spill the Real Talk on Every Department — 5ch: ‘Big Chains Even Have Cafeterias and Lots of Cute Coworkers’

    A thread titled “Anyone here who’s worked or is working at a supermarket?” went up on 5ch (Newsspeed VIP), drawing a stream of stories from former and current employees. Posters described what the job actually looks like in departments like produce, meat, deli, and grocery, the truth about taste-testing (and sneaking bites) on the job, claims that store managers can pull in an annual salary of 7–8 million yen, and how much part-time coworker relationships can make or break the job. Meanwhile, some posts noted that big chains treat staff well, with proper lockers and even staff cafeterias, sparking discussion about the gap between company sizes.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:36
    Which department was it?
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:37
    Close — it's actually a drugstore.
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:37
    Re: #4
    I go twice a week.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    Re: #8
    Thank you for shopping with us!
    I work the register.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    Re: #10
    Thanks for your hard work.
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:37
    When I worked part-time at Aeon (a major supermarket chain), I never once worked both the fresh food and electronics sections — always just one or the other.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    Re: #5
    Same here, fresh food only, through and through.
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:37
    Re: #2
    S-sorry… I'm on shift right now, so I can't answer that kind of question\\\
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    Re: #7
    Heheheh (lol)
    Re: #3
    No lying now
    Re: #6
    Of course
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:42
    Why are supermarkets open 365 days a year? Is that just dumb or what?
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:43
    Re: #14
    Honestly, I think it's ridiculous.
    They should at least close for the first three days of the New Year.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:44
    Oh great, the meat guy's slacking off and starting threads again!
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:44
    Re: #20
    Already clocked out and home for the day.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:44
    As long as the part-time aunties don't hate you, it's a decent place to work. The hourly wage is so-so though.
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:45
    Re: #21
    It really is all about the relationships.
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:45
    When I worked part-time in produce, I used to sneak fruit all the time.
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:46
    Re: #24
    Classic move.
    I used to eat a few slices when I was packing ham too.
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:46
    But if you make store manager you're looking at 7-8 million yen a year, right?
    Not bad, is it?
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:47
    Re: #25
    No way I'd ever want to be store manager.
    I'd rather just work a department.
    147AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:12
    Re: #25
    Apparently management grills you on all sorts of stuff. As long as you can take that.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:48
    What's generally the star department at a supermarket?
    Produce or something?
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:49
    Re: #30
    Probably grocery — it brings in the most sales.
    32AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:50
    I was in the deli, so I used to eat the croquettes and fried chicken that came out messed up.
    The aunties would treat me to meals or hand me bento boxes, which was a real lifesaver.
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:51
    Re: #32
    Sounds like some good part-time aunties.
    75AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:14
    The deli corner's a jackpot…
    though they don't hand much out.
    79AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:15
    Re: #75
    A little staff perk like that is nice, huh.
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:15
    Re: #75
    I'd call it a bust, honestly.
    At the deli corner the staff eat a lot of the product, so taste-testing gets watched closely.
    If something's bad or soggy, it gets noticed fast and word spreads.
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:20
    Can staff actually buy stuff that's near its expiration date at half price or something?
    90AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:21
    Re: #86
    Somewhere without a history of trouble, maybe.
    But there's always some idiot who screws it up at least once, so I doubt that's ever truly allowed.
    Idiots causing drama happens everywhere, same story.
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:22
    Re: #86
    Sometimes in the back room, overstocked snacks or rice get marked down.
    110AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:31
    Are there actually annoying part-time aunties out there?
    I always pictured them all being nice.
    112AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:34
    Re: #110
    Plenty of them where I worked.
    It was nothing but problems, honestly hell.
    114AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:35
    Re: #110
    Depends on the store or department, but yeah, they exist.
    Some are super pushy with their opinions, or dig in hard against even small changes to how things are done.
    115AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:36
    I heard the annoying ones get frozen out and quit eventually.
    Also, if someone's like that, they probably wouldn't get hired in the first place.
    It's a busy job, so the easygoing, good-natured people are the ones who stick around.
    117AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:39
    Re: #115
    It's the exact opposite, actually.
    They're short-staffed, so they hire anyone who seems usable.
    And then the kind, capable people keep disappearing one by one.
    The troublemakers and the useless ones never quit — and even when they do, they've got nowhere else to go, so they come crawling back.
    So all that's left in the end is the weirdos and the short-tempered ones.
    122AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:44
    Re: #115
    Re: #117
    (σ´-ω-`)σ Facts.
    116AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:38
    Sounds pretty cushy, lucky.
    Supermarkets aren't going anywhere, I wish I'd picked up some experience there.
    120AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:41
    Re: #116
    Genuinely not fun at all.
    The only parts I actually enjoyed were tossing out cardboard boxes and, if I had time left over, scrubbing the back area with a deck brush.
    124AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:45
    Re: #116
    Cutting meat is actually pretty satisfying.
    144AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:05
    I work part-time in seafood at the biggest supermarket chain in my prefecture, and the treatment is so much better than when I was a bottom-rung employee at a nationally famous company that it nearly brought me to tears.
    145AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:07
    Re: #144
    I get that. The lockers are clean too.
    Having an actual staff cafeteria is huge.
    Also there are a lot of good-looking, cute people.
    148AnonymousSep 22, 2026 21:16
    Re: #144
    Re: #145
    Big chains really do have that stuff dialed in.

    Background and Key Points of This Discussion

    Supermarkets are among the retail businesses most likely to stay open 365 days a year, a practice generally attributed to their role as everyday infrastructure for shoppers and concerns about lost sales from closing. The store manager salary figures cited in the thread (7–8 million yen a year) and the differences in treatment between departments vary widely by chain size and region, so it’s worth keeping in mind that individual experiences don’t necessarily reflect the industry as a whole. Supermarkets also tend to rely more heavily on part-time and casual staff than many other industries, and this structure — where on-the-job relationships heavily shape how workable the job feels — likely underlies the thread’s back-and-forth about “part-time aunties.” Shop-floor customs like staff taste-testing or discounts on out-of-spec items also vary by store and company policy, so they can’t really be generalized either.

    ※This article is compiled from excerpts and a summary of the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Anyone who’s worked or is working at a supermarket?“

  • Chairman Naoki Yamazaki to Yuuki Sato: “Your Own Songs Aren’t Selling — Why Are You Dancing to Other People’s?”

    At a fan club event for Morning Musume OG Yuuki Sato (Osaka, September 22, 2026), Naoki Yamazaki — the chairman overseeing Hello! Project’s Juice=Juice and other groups — remarked, “Your own songs aren’t selling, so is this really the time to be dancing to other people’s songs?” The comment set off a buzz on 5ch. Sato had been posting TikTok dance videos set to other artists’ songs, and reportedly stopped updating the account after the remark. The thread split between those who see TikTok cover videos as an entry point for promotion and those siding with the chairman’s view that her own songs should come first.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:52
    And so Ma-chan (Sato's nickname) stopped updating TikTok
    Yuuki Sato Fan Club Event 2026 — YES or NO —
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:54
    If that's the logic, what happens to everyone outside Juice=Juice?
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:55
    Guess that means they still think there's room for her to sell (lol)
    8AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:55
    Wow, the chairman still gets this hands-on, huh (lol)
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:56
    The company's footing all these bills, and she's dancing to other people's songs instead of her own — of course he'd want to say something.
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:56
    Isn't that just how TikTok works?
    Of course promoting your own songs matters too, but
    the reason Morning Musume's social media always feels so "Showa-era" (old-fashioned) —
    is that because of Yama-chan's influence?
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:57
    He's the one who has them cover old nostalgia hits in the first place.
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:57
    Rena Tanaka, for instance, isn't allowed to put out her own songs, so she's kept going viral with covers instead and now has 600,000 followers —
    which just confirms Yama-chan won't let her release anything because he doesn't approve of her.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:57
    So basically every Up-Front talent besides Juice=Juice should just quit TikTok?
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:58
    Didn't realize the chairman even watches TikTok.
    Kind of funny once it sinks in.
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:58
    Re: #20
    He said it today at Yuuki Sato's fan club event in Osaka.
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:58
    Re: #1
    lmaooooooooooooo
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:59
    So Yamazaki actually checks the social media of Hello! Project members and OGs, huh (lol)
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:59
    But at that "Botanica" event in late April this year,
    they had them covering songs by Seiko Matsuda, KAN, Noriyuki Makihara, and more.
    30AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:59
    Yama-chan loves having them cover other people's Showa-era folk and city pop, Tatsuro Yamashita and Mariya Takeuchi included.
    33AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:00
    If he's going to say that, he should scrap the J-POP cover segment on M-Spe (the Music Station year-end special) (lol)
    34AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    The "Rena really ought to be going viral" guy strikes again
    35AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    He probably meant it as tough love to light a fire under her, but Ma-chan took it at face value.
    37AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    I want to hear this narrated like Project X (lol)
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    Then what was the whole variety-concert cover set, Juice=Juice's Tatsuro-only cover rule, and Kobira's cover album for?
    40AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:01
    If you say "well, so-and-so told me to," that's just turning it into an excuse.
    41AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:02
    Guess he means promote herself the way Miyamoto does.
    43AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:03
    Then don't have Juice=Juice or Tsubaki Factory doing covers either!
    45AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:03
    She once posted a TikTok vlog-style video of herself shopping at Coach and Four (a Hokkaido book-and-lifestyle store chain), using one of her own songs as the background music,
    but it got taken down — probably because the agency said something.
    Her video using her own song got deleted, so of course she ended up dancing to other people's songs instead…
    46AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:03
    Then the agency should hurry up and make her a song that actually sells.
    47AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:03
    What even counts as "her own song" at this point (ヽ´ω`)
    51AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:04
    Re: #47
    She's already had her solo debut by now, hasn't she?
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:04
    He probably actually hates that Hello! Project concerts and M-Spe do J-POP covers too — apparently that was some consultant's idea after Kawabe got involved.
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:04
    "Other people's songs" (referring to the video of her happily dancing with Fukumura to a Sayashi song)
    57AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:05
    It's thanks to having others dance along that Juice=Juice got popular in the first place, though.
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:05
    Yamazaki should put more effort into making his own agency's talent sell.
    59AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:05
    Isn't the priority to use a trending song as the entry point so people discover Sato in the first place?
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:05
    Songs like "Suppin" (lit. "bare-faced") seem like exactly the kind of thing Yama-chan would have her sing for his own taste (lol)
    62AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:05
    Well, but think about it — if Yuuki Sato were a first-year rookie, dancing to other songs to get attention would make sense.
    But she's in her 16th year.
    Management, including her manager, should be having her do her own songs or Morning Musume songs first.
    The chairman's call takes priority over everything else.
    71AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:07
    Re: #62
    Exactly.
    The question is how many years she's been doing this.
    The question is how many years she hasn't been selling.
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:06
    Guess Yama-chan doesn't really get how much promotional power TikTok has.
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:06
    I get being frustrated that she's not selling, but that's not the right target, Chairman.
    65AnonymousSep 22, 2026 20:06
    Well, playing TikToker isn't going to accomplish much anyway.

    Background and Key Points of the Discussion

    In recent years within Hello! Project, TikTok cover-dance videos have become a primary tool for individual members to build recognition — Rena Tanaka is a case in point, racking up hundreds of thousands of followers on cover-song views despite being in a position where she can’t release her own music. Up-Front, meanwhile, wants to prioritize promoting the songs on Yuuki Sato’s own label, and the chairman’s remarks appear to be this friction surfacing publicly. The thread split between those with an on-the-ground sense that TikTok functions as an “entry point to the mainstream,” and those taking a management-first view that “if the company is footing the bill, its own songs should come first” — with many in the latter camp pointing out the inconsistency, given that Hello! Project itself has repeatedly featured other artists’ songs in Music Station cover segments and at its own concerts. It’s also worth noting that Yuuki Sato debuted in 2010 and is a 16-year veteran, which raises the question of whether promotional tactics suited to a rookie are even appropriate here.

    ※This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Chairman Naoki Yamazaki: “Your Own Songs Aren’t Selling — Why Are You Dancing to Other People’s?” Yuuki Sato: “…”“.

  • Ruru Danbara Cheers On Alma Mater Juniors Before Hiroshima Concert — 5ch: “A True Homecoming”

    Hello! Project idol Ruru Danbara revealed that during her September 22 concert in Hiroshima, the neighboring hall was simultaneously hosting a recital by her alma mater, Actor’s School Hiroshima (ASH). According to the fan account “Tokuwemon” on X (formerly Twitter), she was asked to give the younger students some words of encouragement when she stopped by to greet them before the show. Danbara’s hometown-homecoming story delighted 5ch users, who posted comments like “a true homecoming,” while the fact that ASH alumni also include members of Perfume and BABYMETAL sparked a lively comparison of how far each graduate has “made it” in the industry.

    Tokuwemon🦋🐙

    @tokuwemon

    Ruru’s closing MC segment

    Source: x.com / Original post here

    2AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:57
    "Now go on and do your best, alright? I'll be waiting for you — up at the top." (said in Hiroshima dialect)
    4AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:58
    Danbara: "Hey everyone, you've all already applied for the Hello! Project audition, right?"
    5AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:58
    Danbara really did rocket up to become one of ASH's most successful alumni.
    7AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:59
    It's basically an underground-idol factory, so even someone at Danbara's level counts as someone to look up to there.
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:25
    Re: #7
    So on Wolf [the Hello! Project fan forum], she's only rated as "that level"? That's underselling her compared to how the general public sees her.
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:59
    Returning home in glory, huh?
    11AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:59
    Re: #9
    A true homecoming, right enough.
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:00
    Wasn't her older sister working as a teacher or something at ASH?
    14AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:01
    Re: #12
    She's a director at the TV production company that runs ASH, and also handles ASH's office work.
    124AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:30
    Re: #12
    She used to be the staff member chaperoning Ruri Hiromoto, who was in Kakumei Joshi (Revolutionary Girls).
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:02
    Getting words of encouragement from such a big-name senior must have been thrilling.
    18AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:03
    Hope she eventually comes back to Hiroshima and becomes an instructor there.
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:04
    She's the kind of person that even Hello! Project trainees cry just from meeting,
    so the Actor's School juniors must have been over the moon.
    21AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:04
    Danbara: "A star has arrived, straight from the big city of Tokyo!"
    22AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:06
    It'd be nice if there were a special segment on JJ's broadcast where ASH kids perform JJ songs (JJ likely means Juice=Juice here).
    24AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:06
    I mean, she's the leader of a hugely popular group now.
    25AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:07
    Getting cheered on by a celebrity you see on TV is next-level.
    27AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:07
    If you wanna meet guys like Fuma Kikuchi, Aiba-kun, Koichi-kun, or M!LK like I did, you'd better work hard at your lessons.
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:08
    I love the story about Anna Murashige getting in as a scholarship student and then bailing almost immediately.
    129AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:34
    I guess Perfume made it the furthest.
    After that it's the BABYMETAL member, the =LOVE leader, and Riho Sayashi.
    Dan-chan comes after them.
    Though Sayashi might've actually overtaken them by now.
    137AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    Re: #129
    Sayashi's probably already overtaken them.
    131AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:36
    Danbara isn't the only ASH grad, you know — there's also Perfume and BABYMETAL's Nakamoto.
    134AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:37
    Re: #131
    Guess BABYMETAL's on top then.
    136AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:38
    An event by the talent agency Ruru Danbara used to belong to.

    Back when she was there it was held in the big hall — did it get downgraded to the medium hall?

    141AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:39
    The school recital wraps up at 7 PM, so Up-Front should let anyone who wants to go watch it.
    142AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:39
    Re: #141
    They might actually be doing that.
    Feels like there was something like that in the past.
    146AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:41
    Yokozuna: Perfume
    Ozeki: BABYMETAL, Sayashi, Danbara
    Sekiwake: Hiromoto
    150AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:41
    Re: #146
    BABYMETAL's a Yokozuna too.

    Background and Talking Points

    Actor’s School Hiroshima (ASH) is a long-established Hiroshima institution known for training actors and entertainers. In the thread, users brought up alumni spanning multiple genres — members of Perfume and BABYMETAL, Riho Sayashi, the former leader of =LOVE, Ruri Hiromoto, and more. Ruru Danbara is also an ASH graduate, and one post noted that her older sister works as staff at the company that runs the school, suggesting this round of encouragement wasn’t a one-off feel-good moment but an extension of an ongoing tie to her hometown. It’s worth noting — something the scattered comments alone don’t quite convey — that ASH isn’t a training ground exclusive to Hello! Project; it’s a community-rooted school that sends talent to a range of different agencies. The lively comparisons of alumni “success” likely stem from just how wide that net is cast.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Hello! Project) thread “Ruru Danbara: “During today’s Hiroshima concert, the hall next door was also holding an Actor’s School recital. When I went to say hello before the show, I was asked to give the juniors some encouragement”.”

  • Typhoon Floods Parts of Chiba, Sparking Backlash Against Online Trolls

    In September 2026, heavy rain from a typhoon caused flooding and inundation in parts of Chiba Prefecture. As posts reporting the damage spread on social media, they were met with a wave of mocking replies — “here we go again,” “choose where you live more carefully” — and in a thread on 5ch’s “Nandemo Jikkyo G” board, residents believed to be from Chiba vented strong frustration at this reaction. The thread also touched on how flood damage varies by area even within Chiba, as well as broader questions of disaster preparedness — from government flood-control investment to the need for individuals to carry insurance.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:34
    This genuinely pisses me off.
    Why go out of your way to troll people?
    It's not like you can just casually pick up and move — you're just some nobody who happens to live somewhere that doesn't flood.
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:37
    Flood control really varies even within Chiba.
    Over here it just rained a bit harder than usual — no damage at all.
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:50
    Re: #10
    It's less about flood control and more that places like the Hokuso Plateau or the hills of the Boso Peninsula are just lucky because water flows downhill away from them.
    Meanwhile, low-lying spots downhill like Togane and Omigawa end up underwater.
    13AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:38
    "Didn't you learn anything from last time?"
    "Why do you even live somewhere like that?"

    There's nothing to "learn" — what exactly are people supposed to do about it?
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:40
    Re: #13
    At the government level, invest in flood control.
    At the individual level, invest in insurance.
    113AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:35
    Re: #13
    Isn't "didn't you learn anything from last time?" about the cars driving into floodwater? I thought the same thing watching people drive straight through flooded roads.
    19AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:40
    Running their mouths off from the safety of their comfortable little bubble.
    People like that genuinely piss me off.
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:41
    Re: #19
    How does it feel to lose your car and your house to "just rain"?
    26AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:43
    Isn't that just what social media is?
    109AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:29
    Re: #26
    I keep seeing claims online that Japanese people have the highest "mindo" (civic-mindedness/public manners) in the world.
    28AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:43
    Honestly, a lot of people have been completely broken by this typhoon.
    I want people to understand — no joke — that garbage comments like these can drag someone down into total despair, to the point of thinking about doing something drastic.
    This isn't something you can wave off as "just joking around."
    29AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:44
    Re: #28
    If your car and house get wrecked by filthy floodwater, do you really have to cover all of it out of your own pocket?
    42AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:46
    Re: #28
    Like I said —
    the internet is a place where people relieve stress by tearing others down.
    38AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:46
    Citizens of "Venechiba" (a pun blending Venice and Chiba), the water capital — SPLAAAASH lololol
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:07
    Re: #38
    What even is this lol
    Can't find it anywhere when I search it — is this the first time it's been used? I'm stealing it.
    48AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:49
    Honestly, aren't the trolls actually the minority?
    Most people probably just feel bad for them.
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:51
    What's getting laughed at is a kind of generational blind spot — families that never passed down the knowledge that "that area floods."
    60AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:56
    Re: #52
    In places like Sakura, the old houses are all built up on high ground for exactly that reason.
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:53
    OP got bored and wandered off.
    Probably doesn't even live in Chiba lol
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:55
    Re: #56
    More like he's got nothing left to say 😅
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:56
    Tokyo >>>>>>> Kanagawa >> Chiba > Saitama >>> everywhere else
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:57
    Re: #61
    Saitama barely gets any disasters though.
    64AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:57
    But seriously, at some point you have to think about moving.
    66AnonymousSep 22, 2026 18:59
    Re: #64
    Yeah, it's basically guaranteed to flood every single time it rains now.
    69AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:04
    Even just in terms of access to Tokyo, Chiba loses badly to Saitama.
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:10
    Re: #69
    Spoken like a true country bumpkin.
    Besides, Chiba and Saitama get along just fine.
    77AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:09
    Places like Awa District and that whole area are pretty much a lost cause at this point.
    Bet on Nagareyama, Kashiwa, Matsudo, or Noda instead.
    80AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:11
    Re: #77
    The roads around there, though…
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:11
    Unforgivable.
    Chiba is the third-biggest in Kanto and a flagship tourist destination for the region — trolling it isn't going to make your life any easier.
    83AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:12
    Re: #82
    And here comes the obligatory "MAD City" joke. (Matsudo's self-branding slogan)
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:12
    My friend who lives in Chiba got flooded out today too — car's officially totaled lol
    86AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:13
    Re: #84
    Your friend just went through something awful — how is that funny to you?
    That's messed up.
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:15
    Re: #86
    Fair point.
    That's a pretty rotten personality.
    94AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:19
    Re: #86
    Re: #88
    He was fine during last week's flooding.
    Yesterday looked bad too, so I asked if he was okay, and he came back all hyped up joking "Car's totaled!!" — so I figured I'd play along and laugh with him.
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:14
    Re: #83
    For the record, Matsudo had so much overflow that water was literally shooting out of the sewer manholes — apparently residents were told to limit toilet use.
    98AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:21
    Re: #87
    "MAD City" (lol)
    90AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:15
    I live in Chiba too, but all I got was a brief power outage — zero damage.
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 19:16
    Re: #90
    Whereabouts in Chiba?

    Background and Key Points

    In Japan, even when a disaster like heavy rain floods homes and cars, official compensation is limited to support tied to a disaster certificate, and most repair or replacement costs fall on individuals’ own fire or auto insurance. The question raised in the thread — “so victims have to cover the damage themselves?” — shows how little this system is widely understood. The posts also reveal considerable topographical variation in flood risk within Chiba itself: areas like the Hokuso Plateau and the hilly Boso Peninsula sit on high ground, while low-lying areas such as Togane and Omigawa are far more exposed, even within the same prefecture. Where opinion in the thread split was over how far online mockery can be excused as “just joking around” — posts making light of an acquaintance’s actual flood damage drew criticism within the thread itself, with some calling the behavior simply “mean-spirited.”

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Nandemo Jikkyo G) thread “SNS idiots running their mouths off at Chiba residents.”

  • Self-Proclaimed “Inkya Girl” Gets Buried in Questions — VIPpers Can’t Agree on What “Inkya” Even Means

    A thread titled “Seriously, I’m an inkya (introverted/gloomy type) girl, any questions?” went up on 5ch’s Newsspeed VIP board, and the conversation grew as the poster answered questions from other users. She described her isolation back in middle school — no friends, barely speaking at school — but revealed that these days people often call her funny, chatty, and easygoing. That gap between her self-assessment and how others see her sparked pushback, with comments like “can you really call that inkya?” and “there are introverted youkya (extroverted/popular) types too,” and the thread’s real focus ended up being the definition of “inkya” itself.

    1AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:09
    Reeks of gloom, lol
    6AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:10
    Re: #1's face
    9AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:11
    Re: #6
    Hmm, doesn't really look like anyone
    Narrow-set eyes, upturned, slightly fan-shaped double eyelids, baby face
    10AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:12
    Re: #9
    That's crazy cute, quit messing with me
    12AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:13
    Re: #10
    Used to be cute, back in the day
    Now her eyes are like Maki Horikita but the rest of her face looks stretched out
    15AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:14
    Re: #12
    That's crazy cute, so what even is an "inkya" girl…?
    17AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:15
    Re: #15
    Looks don't really have much to do with it
    It's more about personality — gloomy, introverted
    20AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:19
    Re: #17
    "Inkya" literally means "a person of the shadows," so someone with a striking face or vibe isn't really inkya
    Isn't she more of a "mystery character" type?
    23AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:20
    Re: #20
    Honestly this bugs me the most
    People around me call me funny, chatty, and easygoing
    People who call themselves inkya say I'm "youkya" (extroverted type), but when I'm actually around youkya people, I feel like I don't fit in
    31AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:23
    Re: #23
    Where in the world is there a cute, chatty, funny, laid-back "inkya"?
    Everything you just listed is a compliment, so why not just accept it?
    37AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:24
    Re: #34
    If it's someone I like, and I'm not tired at the time
    49AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:31
    Re: #47
    Part-timer
    I work at a dental clinic and a pharmacy
    82AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:42
    Re: #49
    Wait, do scrapyards even hire part-timers? (mishearing "haisha" — 歯医者 "dentist" sounds just like 廃車 "scrapped car")
    50AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:31
    Come get ramen with me
    53AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:31
    Re: #50
    Sure, if you bring another girl along too
    58AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:33
    Re: #53
    There's a girl who might come along
    63AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:34
    Re: #58
    Well, that works then
    52AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:31
    Does interacting with people in real life wear you out?
    54AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:32
    Re: #52
    Nope? It actually energizes me
    56AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:33
    Re: #54
    Congratulations!
    You are not an inkya
    61AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:34
    Re: #56
    I mean, just being extroverted doesn't disqualify you from being inkya
    There are introverted youkya types too, you know
    73AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:39
    You've got this needlessly cute vibe going on, so you're not inkya
    78AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:40
    Re: #73
    What's that supposed to mean
    81AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:41
    Being inkya back in middle school, that part's true
    These days I honestly don't really know anymore
    85AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:43
    Re: #81
    Liaaar
    Liaaaaaaar

    Yep, that's a lie, I call doubt
    84AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:42
    Re: #82
    It exists
    I know two people around me who've worked part-time at a dental clinic
    91AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #84
    Are pharmacy and dental clinic jobs like, specialized professions?
    Did you go to a university for that?
    87AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:44
    Are you secretly popular?
    92AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #87
    Not sure if I'm popular, but I'm known as a "killer of virgin guys"
    107AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:56
    Re: #92 Nice body, huh?
    88AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:45
    Re: #85
    No friends, heavy bangs, gloomy, barely talked at school, total loner, and on my way to and from school I'd get trash-talked by a "friend" walking right in front of me
    101AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:50
    Re: #88
    That's what you call a misunderstanding
    Happens all the time in girl world
    Let's talk again sometime
    93AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:46
    If you're from the Kanto area, we might've actually met before
    96AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:46
    Re: #93
    Really? But have I even met anyone from Kanto…?
    97AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:47
    Re: #93
    Oh wait, never mind
    I meant whether I've met anyone from Kansai
    95AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:46
    I feel like "inkya" also implies being sly and underhanded
    Like the type who scrubs the toilet with her boyfriend's toothbrush
    99AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:47
    Re: #95
    I wouldn't do that lol
    Even if he cheated on me, I don't think I would
    98AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:47
    Why'd you pick 5ch? You'd get way more attention on other social media
    100AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:48
    Re: #98
    Huh? I use other platforms too. I just get the urge to come here every so often
    I'm on basically every social media, for what it's worth
    105AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:55
    Re: #97
    Might be a different person, but maybe someone I met in Asakusa last year
    106AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:55
    Re: #105
    Ah, I didn't meet anyone last year, so probably not
    112AnonymousSep 22, 2026 17:57
    Reasons I'm a "first love killer"

    • I unconsciously smile when we make eye contact
    • I'm proactive
    • I talk to people a lot

    Background and Points of Debate

    “Inkya” and “youkya” are slang terms that have become fixtures online, but they have no firm definition — whether they describe personality or appearance and vibe is something people interpret differently. In this thread too, the original poster based her self-identification as inkya on middle-school experiences of having no friends and barely speaking at school, while noting that people around her now often describe her as funny, chatty, and easygoing. That gap between her self-image and how others see her became the central point of debate. Pushback followed, with comments like “someone with a striking face or presence can’t really be called inkya” and “there are introverted youkya types too,” and the thread moved on without ever settling on a shared definition of the term. Self-introduction threads like this crop up regularly on VIP, and part of their appeal is that anonymity makes it easier for candid, self-deprecating exchanges to keep going.

    *This article is compiled and summarized from the 5ch (Newsspeed VIP) thread “Seriously, I’m an inkya girl, any questions?“